general

[thick tapir]

is opening a virtual mailbox to receive packages w/o my parents knowing a big brain move

[tepid ermine]

No you only

[thick tapir]

did i beat the system

[ruby copper]

bro im making self hosted realms ur legit stupud u didnt read chat

[tepid ermine]

I would’ve say the matrix

[ruby copper]

I only bought an official realm to dump all the world templates

as those arent publically given out

[tame shuttle]

[tepid ermine]

I indeed didnt read shit

[ruby copper]

Ok

[tepid ermine]

Ok

[terse dome]

we can tell

[thick tapir]

fr imma order hella fent

[velvet zenith]

Isnt this just a dedicated server

[tepid ermine]

Professional ragebaiters

[hot creek]

https://girlcockx.com/eternalclassic_/status/2055908677115343135?s=20

eternal classic (@eternalclassic_)

fake horse believer, real horsepower

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this is how i imagine maxine's car

[outer adder]

@ruby copper ?

[glacial valve]

What’s up

Certified Forklift Operator

[stark spruce]

read the comments

[glacial valve]

@coarse ginkgo

[coarse ginkgo]

tf u want

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-thiel-palantir-ai-surveillance-freedom-gif-6377398238918402775

[rich dune]

surveillancephobic what

[hot creek]

https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/2055903643858039221?s=20

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate)

X · May 17, 2026, 6:50 AM

[carmine elk]

damn is

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn Yo did u see vultures 4 is coming out

[untold helm]

On my way!

[carmine elk]

On my way!

[ruby copper]

@untold helm @teal bramble @half compass @muted shuttle It's working lets hope everything goes well..

[molten saffron]

Can you downgrade your ios or is it “stuck, n/a ” once they stop signing it

[lusty briar]

you're cooked

fried even

marinated

[desert cairn]

😭

[chilly bear]

can i join your realm

[ruby copper]

well its not really joinable as every 2 seconds it gets reset with a new world

[chilly bear]

oh

[ruby copper]

however once my self hosted realms is hosted publically you can join that

[chilly bear]

yippie!

[ruby copper]

only reason I got an official realm was to pull all official maps lol

to put them on my own self hosted slop

[coarse ginkgo]

fail

[chilly bear]

isn't that kinda piracy

[spark yacht]

!t piracy

[fervent dove]

Hey @ruby copper, have a look at this!

piracy

WE WILL NOT ASSIST WITH PIRACY

What is piracy?
Piracy is a form of unauthorized redistribution such as getting apps, in-app purchases, tweaks or themes without paying for them. This is often also unsafe as you are not getting things from the official source and pirated versions could have malware. This includes getting IPA files for free apps.

How do I know if I have piracy?
If you are not sure if a repo is piracy or not, you can send the name of the repo in to a genius, mod or admin in a DM and ask for further information. If you send a piracy link in a channel you will be filtered and informed further via DM. Doing so may also result in a warning from a member of staff. Use DMs to avoid the possibility.
Do note however that sharing piracy in DMs for any other purpose than asking if it's safe is still a violation of the rules and is warnable.

I have piracy repos and/or pirated tweaks, what should I do?
The standard procedure here is to remove jailbreak (also known as "restore rootfs" on older jailbreaks). To learn more, type /tag rootfs (or /tag legacyrootfs for older jailbreaks).

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[ruby copper]

not really

its like decrypting your own bought apps

I have legal access to this content so why not dump it

besides mojang offers this functionality themselves

[chilly bear]

oh

[sand pond]

can i join your realm

[ruby copper]

Who is chloe94

[ashen basin]

ur mom

[sand pond]

i am chloe94

[sand pond]

that too

[ruby copper]

Mods alt

[sand pond]

alt of who?

[ruby copper]

@chilly bear

[chilly bear]

hi

[sand pond]

no

[ruby copper]

Bro is gonna switch back now

See

[ashen basin]

https://tenor.com/view/ashley-bb27-will-bb27-will-bb27-gagged-ashley-and-will-bb27-will-and-ashley-bb27-gif-2523062452148992858

[ruby copper]

Bro has two browser tabs open

[sand pond]

oh ok

[chilly bear]

null.socks.rocks will NEVER become mr beast

[sand pond]

but maybe

[ashen basin]

the fact that the mr beast episode of survivor was the best episode of the season kills my soul a bit

https://vxtwitter.com/intelpointalert/status/2056088223227547959?s=46 wtffff

Intel Point Alert (@IntelPointAlert)

BREAKING: Planes collide during Gunfighter Skies Air Show in Idaho

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[ruby copper]

did they all survive it

[ashen basin]

seems like it

[ruby copper]

they jumped out so I hope so

[ashen basin]

planes look like they're fucking

[muted shuttle]

planes getting more action than me

[ashen basin]

thats rough

[teal bramble]

Mineek wanna play a horror mod with me

[ashen basin]

lmaoooo then they gave birth to 4 kids

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @teal bramble @ashen basin REALMCTL

[ruby copper]

No sorry

I don't fw horror games

[muted shuttle]

What this mean

Oh

Im slow

[ruby copper]

mineek@M2-MBA mcrealmsserver % python3 scripts/realmctl.py create --owner mineekdev

@muted shuttle tap into mineekrealms

[muted shuttle]

I can pause and test if u want me to

[ruby copper]

yeah sure hold on let me hosti t

[teal bramble]

Wyd

[ruby copper]

making self hosted mc realms

[spark yacht]

Are you gonna redistribute it?

[ruby copper]

No

[terse dome]

that would actually be piracy

[spark yacht]

I thought he would

[terse dome]

lol

[sand pond]

this is mineek

nothing ever gets released

(for free)

[terse dome]

https://github.com/Nightmare-Eclipse/YellowKey oh

bitlocker backdoor

[chilly bear]

Nightmare-Eclipse is what happens when you give claude mythos a github account

[terse dome]

yes ai assistance is very possible

however if this works on actual systems it's fucked

[spring wren]

damn at least u got it tho
just use smspool for phone numbers

[keen tiger]

Almost reported

[tepid ermine]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

?

[tepid ermine]

33+34

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle testing the public host rn..

[ornate latch]

did you make your own realms custom server

[keen tiger]

You can do that? Wouldn't that just be a server

[ruby copper]

yes

[ornate latch]

that's pretty cool

[ornate latch]

but like

why

[ruby copper]

@keen tiger

[ruby copper]

idk bored

[keen tiger]

Oh wow

You impress me every day with some random Minecraft thing

I like it

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle maxine its ready hop on

[ashen basin]

I am not impressed

[keen tiger]

Does Mojang do the port forwarding etc... or what

[keen tiger]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

Send me everything

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle 6 images ban

[ashen basin]

I dont think ive played on a mc realm since like

2016

lol

[spark yacht]

What do you think?

[spark yacht]

I played the free trial on a phone once years ago

[keen tiger]

Self hosted server would be his own work to make it online, but realm? I have no idea that's why I'm asking

[ashen basin]

goonology

[ruby copper]

currently its basically 1:1 but world slots dont work yet

inviting players etc works

[ashen basin]

scientology had a baby

[spark yacht]

Microsoft are hosting it for you

[keen tiger]

But it's self hosted

[ornate latch]

did you not read the convo

[ashen basin]

lmaooo is this fr how realms look now

[spark yacht]

Oh you mean mineek's thing?

[ornate latch]

yes

[spark yacht]

Yes probably

[keen tiger]

obviously

[ashen basin]

why do you get 3 worlds and a minigame

wtf are the minigames

[keen tiger]

@ruby copper ?

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper Hiii

[ornate latch]

custom maps

[ruby copper]

mine just uses docker to host the mc servers in the backgrounf

[ashen basin]

lmao wtf

[ruby copper]

Ok hold on maxine

[keen tiger]

Mmm cool

[ornate latch]

like

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle I created a realm for u

[keen tiger]

What's the realm as? survival world or what

[ruby copper]

Relaunch the game if it doesnt appear

[ornate latch]

microsoft just gives you a list

[ruby copper]

minecraft issue

[ornate latch]

of maps

[muted shuttle]

Ok yay it worked

[ornate latch]

and you can pick one

[ashen basin]

can you not import your own?

[ornate latch]

idk i never tried realms

[ruby copper]

Idk if on my server importing maps works I don't think it does yet but I will make it work

[muted shuttle]

Umm

[ruby copper]

ts maxine guy crashed my backend

node:events:487
throw er; // Unhandled 'error' event

[ornate latch]

guy?

Woah

[muted shuttle]

guy?

Woah

[ornate latch]

Misgendering

[ruby copper]

girl

[muted shuttle]

Ok yay

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Ok try again

[ashen basin]

but fr i am impressed but i didnt want to give you the ego boost before

[muted shuttle]

:/

[ruby copper]

yeah its booting

the docker container

it takes a bit

[muted shuttle]

Ohhh

Ok

[ruby copper]

also invite me to it

[terse dome]

booting my balls

[ruby copper]

username mineekdev

[spark yacht]

Is Maxine the first person to try joining?

[ashen basin]

favoritism

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Did u join

[muted shuttle]

Yaej

[ruby copper]

HEY MODS

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

What

Hi

[ruby copper]

THERE IS A SLUR IN THE REALM NAME

[muted shuttle]

Nuh uh

[ashen basin]

favoritism is a combined word for favorite and autism

[keen tiger]

dared evil

[muted shuttle]

Hey wait i thought i made this a creative world

[thick tapir]

bruh

[keen tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[spark yacht]

Mod team is corrupt they're not gonna do anything

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle As u can see it appears and I hope I can join it

[terse dome]

my phone doesn't receive these notifications

!

[chilly bear]

what did u do

[terse dome]

(im cooked if there's ever a real threat)

[muted shuttle]

Ok yay but um

[ruby copper]

hm the auto whitelist didnt work

interesting

[muted shuttle]

Theres an issue

I set it to creative

[ruby copper]

hold on ill fix

[muted shuttle]

Im in survival and i cant go into creative

[ashen basin]

I turned mine off lolll

[terse dome]

what the hell mods slur

[ruby copper]

oh wait

u crashed it

[keen tiger]

I wonder what it says

[ruby copper]

and that broke everything

the RCON password is broken or something

hold on

[keen tiger]

What is it

[muted shuttle]

[terse dome]

i have it on but my phone apparently doesn't support it or something

[spark yacht]

Why?

[terse dome]

[keen tiger]

I can't tell 😭

[terse dome]

average maxine behavior

[thick tapir]

arrived in the city

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle leave the realm rq

[thick tapir]

for literally 10 minutes

[ruby copper]

wait no

I can fix this remotely

I closed the realm

idk bro maxine broke it completely

ill just delete it

[muted shuttle]

wtf

:(

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle recreate it in a bit

[terse dome]

the server didn't want your slur

[muted shuttle]

I renamed it

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle you have a new slot now

recreate it

[muted shuttle]

To "Nice World"

[ashen basin]

Annoying, loud, and the only thing that really happens here is an occasional dust storm which you can see far asf away

[keen tiger]

WHAT DID IT SAY

😭😭

[muted shuttle]

Nothing

[keen tiger]

🧐

[ashen basin]

Plus everyone else always has theirs on so you know when something is up lmfaoooo

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle your old realm is deleted so recreate it

[spark yacht]

But what is going to happen when your country is getting nuked?

[spark yacht]

While you're home alone

[muted shuttle]

[ruby copper]

might have to restart ur client

[outer adder]

@ruby copper

[ashen basin]

where the fuck am I going to go if a nuke drops on me

[ruby copper]

aint no way bro broke it again

[spark yacht]

Idk basement?

Better chance of survival

[ashen basin]

Oh we don’t have those

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle hold on rq

[outer adder]

did you oss your pterodactyl plugin installer????

i need it lol

[spark yacht]

I don't either

[keen tiger]

I think he'll tell without the notification in that case

[spark yacht]

No he will get an early warning

[keen tiger]

So he can dodge the nuke right

[spark yacht]

Like few minutes early

[keen tiger]

Press Q 0.2 seconds before nuke to dodge

Or parry it

Son what is a notification gonna help with 😭🙏🏻

[spark yacht]

Go to nearest nuclear shelter

[chilly bear]

and you did all that

how tf

[spark yacht]

How many of those even exist?

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle retry to make a realm in like 2 min

[keen tiger]

What if he didn't hear his phone

[muted shuttle]

Okie

[spark yacht]

Have you ever heard an EAS alarm?

[keen tiger]

Realistically it's 99% useless, or if a kid is in danger half the country away why do I get a notification

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Try now

[keen tiger]

Honestly no 😭

[spark yacht]

American problem

[keen tiger]

only saw it on social media

Heard it*

[spark yacht]

Got it twice

[ruby copper]

youre using the wrong realm

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[ruby copper]

I deleted it its a fresh one now

It corrupted everything

[muted shuttle]

Same thing

[ruby copper]

How tf did IT. crash again

[keen tiger]

there's that geometry dash clip when that dude was playing Tartarus and he got jumpscared by it so he said "I hope that kid ....... ...."

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle try to join it

[spark yacht]

wtf

[muted shuttle]

Join what

[ruby copper]

the realm

[muted shuttle]

I dont have a realm

[ruby copper]

no you do

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[ruby copper]

just go back to the main screen

[keen tiger]

search on yt "I hope that kid geometry dash"

[ruby copper]

if it refetches you'll have one

[muted shuttle]

Ohhh

It refreshed

[ruby copper]

ok now invite me to it

[muted shuttle]

Ummm

Im still not in creative

[ruby copper]

yeah cuz rcon is fucked for some reason

[spark yacht]

Yep it's as bad as I predicted

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle let me test smth to test my theory

[muted shuttle]

Ok.

[keen tiger]

😭 I'm just saying it can be *distracting* in times you can't be of use

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle recreate a realm now

[spark yacht]

Alerts for kidnapped kids is an American problem

[keen tiger]

We don't get alerts here anyways

[ruby copper]

bro how does it keep crashing

[muted shuttle]

[ruby copper]

im just gonna clear its db

@muted shuttle retry now u should be realm id 1

lol

this didnt crash

so anything but realm id 1 doesnt work

@muted shuttle invite me to it 🥺

[muted shuttle]

Its still creating

[ruby copper]

oh

[chilly bear]

mrealm

[terse dome]

smh bro impl realm id != 1

[terse dome]

mBoot

wait

[muted shuttle]

Ummmm

Mineek

[ruby copper]

Hello

yeah just

rerun

it did c reate

it should have a realm now

[terse dome]

@ mineek did you convert iboot into mineekBoot

is that why its called mBoot

[ruby copper]

and it CRASHED

wtf

this is just maxines client atp

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[ruby copper]

Why do you even have a dirt background

[terse dome]

true

[chilly bear]

[terse dome]

i believe skill issue

[muted shuttle]

this is stock mc??

[ruby copper]

your client is different in some way

[muted shuttle]

it's just 26.1.2

[ruby copper]

oh you disabled that feature

[chilly bear]

try with meteor client maybe

[spark yacht]

Try with wurst client

[chilly bear]

impact client 1.12.2

[muted shuttle]

:/

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle recreate the realm now 😭

[ruby copper]

no I deleted the realm

because at creation time it gets corrupted

and I cant repro it cuz it works for me

My Client Works

[chilly bear]

[muted shuttle]

Creating world...

[ruby copper]

should work now??

[2026-05-17T20:38:19.617Z] [INFO] Realm 2 is ready!

[terse dome]

this is a fucking crime to fonts what the fuck happened to the accented letters

[ruby copper]

invite me

[spark yacht]

Learn Japanese

[ruby copper]

PUT /worlds/2/backups/upload - - ms - -

Maxine r u uploading from a local file or smth

[chilly bear]

it's to let you know which letters have accents

[terse dome]

the incredible irony of saying this to me

[muted shuttle]

ok ..

[muted shuttle]

No

Im creating a world

[ruby copper]

Oh

[ruby copper]

Ok well invite me

It should work now

if u join

[spark yacht]

Wow are you Japanese?

[terse dome]

yeah

[spark yacht]

Say something in Japanese

[chilly bear]

wo shi ni de baba

[terse dome]

毎回日本語知っとるって言ったらこれ聞かれる

[ruby copper]

mineek@M2-MBA mcrealmsserver % python3 ./scripts/realmctl.py --backend http://xxxx:8080 rcon 2 "whitelist add mineekdev"
{
"result": "Added mineekdev to the whitelist"
}
mineek@M2-MBA mcrealmsserver %

I have a backdoor into maxines realm

[muted shuttle]

wtf

mods

[chilly bear]

elke keer als ik zeg dat ik japans ken, wordt mij dit gevraagd

[spark yacht]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

This idiot is stuck in a tree

[ruby copper]

mineek@M2-MBA mcrealmsserver % python3 ./scripts/realmctl.py --backend http://xxxx:8080 rcon 2 "op kittymaxine"
{
"result": "Made kittymaxine a server operator"
}
mineek@M2-MBA mcrealmsserver %

[terse dome]

ts a new form of larping

why would you want to larp as dutch

[chilly bear]

im not larping im just using a vpn

[terse dome]

vp on deez

[chilly bear]

what

[terse dome]

virtual private nuts

[low mortar]

waow

[chilly bear]

something mineek would invent

[coral fog]

an error occurred :/

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle tap in

[muted shuttle]

wtf ..

Invite me.

Please.

[ruby copper]

works yay

[chilly bear]

6868

[terse dome]

6868

[simple drift]

what are you doing now

[ornate latch]

god bless foid scraper

[ruby copper]

done

[ruby copper]

I made a mc realms private backend

[simple drift]

is this what you use for claude on voidai

[muted shuttle]

Ok join

[simple drift]

stolen keys

[ornate latch]

no

[simple drift]

why have you done this

[ornate latch]

because they die too quickly

[simple drift]

sure.

[ornate latch]

keys are ass for voidai

[simple drift]

📲

[ornate latch]

so i just use them for opencode

[simple drift]

new tech

[simple drift]

same

[ornate latch]

fym same

you don't have keys

[simple drift]

i have a key that i cant remember where i got it from that i use for opencode

its not void

[ornate latch]

oh lmfao

[simple drift]

yea

[ruby copper]

maxine SUX

[ashen basin]

imagine not being good at trackpad minecraft

im trackpad minecraft god

until I get over it and move to a mouse*

[muted shuttle]

This guy is so mean

[ruby copper]

Did it work

Sorry

[ashen basin]

LMAO

[muted shuttle]

Mad cause i beat the warden

[ruby copper]

warden

[muted shuttle]

I said that

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle accept the invite I wanna check smth

it works

auto whitelist etc

[chilly bear]

minecraft geek finally doing stuff with Minecraft

[terse dome]

i fr need a mc java acc

[ashen basin]

how do u not have one

[terse dome]

i have both ios and android bedrock from back when i had mcpe

somehow never java

[chilly bear]

plx is a mobile gamer

[terse dome]

yop

[ashen basin]

thats still crazy bc when i was stuck with just mcpe I was desperate to get java lol

[copper pelican]

which should I get, I have an ipad 5th generation and a thinkpad t480 currently with a broken trackpad

[ashen basin]

begged my parents for like 2 weeks lmfaoo

[terse dome]

well i was desperate but then android has those java minecraft emulators so i tried it once and decided it wasn't worth

[ashen basin]

fair

[terse dome]

also i did play java some time just offline/fake account mode

[chilly bear]

ipads are useless get the neo

[ruby copper]

@ashen basin @terse dome @chilly bear @simple drift

chat do we agree

[versed sun]

Get the MacBook Neo on the Apple education site

[velvet zenith]

macbook air

[terse dome]

why is the tip so red

[muted shuttle]

Hes angry

[chilly bear]

that doesn't look like squidward at all

[simple drift]

let me join

[chilly bear]

shit build

[copper pelican]

which m variant

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle LOL i just realized it says Realms in the title as well

[velvet zenith]

Of course she has full netherite

[ruby copper]

minecraft client got trolled

[velvet zenith]

4

or 5 if you feel like it

[ruby copper]

bro died to a warden like 4 times in full netherite

[simple drift]

@ruby copper let me in

[ashen basin]

I was like 10 years old when i got java lmfaoooooo

[copper pelican]

Too expensive bro

[muted shuttle]

Yeah because the warden is op as fuck

[ruby copper]

you need to put mineek.jar in ur uhh mods folder

But ok

[velvet zenith]

Ok then neo using edu store

[ruby copper]

26.1.2

[simple drift]

ok

[terse dome]

average maxine behavior

[velvet zenith]

But u have to verify using unidays now

[muted shuttle]

I bet u cant do it either

[terse dome]

bro why is everything 26

[sand pond]

@ruby copper let me in

[ruby copper]

idk who u r

[ashen basin]

wow thinking about this minecraft really is the game of all time. That was 13 years ago

[sand pond]

realms are latest

[terse dome]

i cant even prove you wrong i dont have an acc

[sand pond]

oh ok

i see how it is

[ruby copper]

@simple drift then after u booted with the mod let me know ur mc username and ill invite you

[muted shuttle]

Sob

[sand pond]

:kokopout:

[spark gale]

just added a mac mini 2014 to my collection

[terse dome]

no like ios 26 mc java 26

[ornate latch]

least obvious null alt

[sand pond]

don’t know who that is.

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hi

[ashen basin]

you got all this but no bitches :\

[chilly bear]

cuz it's 2026 ya goober

[ornate latch]

sure chloe94

[coarse ginkgo]

thats a load of ewaste

[spark gale]

it aint ewaste if im keeping it

[versed sun]

Don’t think you have enough devices to use

[terse dome]

internet of things

iot

[coarse ginkgo]

not a single ipod classic

[ornate latch]

ios

[coarse ginkgo]

and this guy "collects"

[versed sun]

Should get each model of each year

[spark gale]

i didnt pay for most of these

[versed sun]

@ mod this user stole

[low mortar]

aaron is a nerd!

[ashen basin]

tbf it makes sense for him to have all this

[low mortar]

OK THIS IS CRAZY

[vapid spruce]

bro doesn’t have a 2015 macbook pro

[spark gale]

that was my first mac actually

[terse dome]

@sand pond accept fr i dont need to stay on (7)67 friends

[spark gale]

i traded it in

[muted shuttle]

mineek built a penis on his server. why would he do this

[vapid spruce]

how did you get them

[muted shuttle]

stealing

[spark gale]

good chunk is old devices from work

that were decommisioned

[low mortar]

waow

[ornate latch]

he did the same on his other server

such a freak

[terse dome]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy i was looking at this article today

what was bro talking about

[sand pond]

but are you a friend

or a meanie

[ashen basin]

yes

[terse dome]

yes

[versed sun]

Only place I steal from is ewaste

[velvet zenith]

@ruby copper Ohhh but sending frcock is nsfw ...

[hot creek]

@ruby copper

[velvet zenith]

Thats crazy bro

[vapid spruce]

https://penn76.github.io/collection/apple.html

[ruby copper]

I didnt

You built it

[ashen basin]

show proof

[terse dome]

mods malware

[ruby copper]

and I also didnt built this one

[hot creek]

Should've kept the ewaste

[ornate latch]

you helped to build it

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper Reop me

[hot creek]

[ornate latch]

good enough.

[velvet zenith]

Why is frcock not allowed but you can post screenshots of cocks built in minecraft ?

Make the rules make sense maxine.

[hot creek]

Rope me

[muted shuttle]

?

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Why did u leave

[terse dome]

she hates you

[ornate latch]

you'd snap the rope in half

[coarse ginkgo]

lmao

[muted shuttle]

I accidentally closed my game

[coarse ginkgo]

idiot

[terse dome]

yap yap

[hot creek]

(it crashed)

[coarse ginkgo]

((just like your chair))

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/julia_cassian/status/2056107153983729902?s=46 bro

Julia (@Julia_CaSsian)

Thank you, i wanted to answer some questions:
1) What's the code to download the livery in Forza Horizon 6? 452 507 149
2) Is your car fast and is it safe to drive in cockpit view? Yes to both as i show in this short clip

QRT: Julia_CaSsian
I designed and drew my first Forza Horizon 6 livery

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 17, 2026, 8:18 PM

[chilly bear]

you guys never add any detail

[ashen basin]

what the fuck is this

[terse dome]

why this lowk look like a texture pack on a mushroom biome generation

[coarse ginkgo]

yet frcock is banned...

[chilly bear]

this is a mushroom house with storage rooms on either side.

[ashen basin]

I see

[terse dome]

in a sense balls are storage rooms

[ashen basin]

you should add end rods all around the sides of the storage rooms

[chilly bear]

the house got destroyed by a meteor

not sure who did it

[untold helm]

no oclp 🥀

[ashen basin]

damnnnn

[velvet imp]

why is it the old totem

[velvet zenith]

Cause maxine doesnt like change

[untold helm]

What was this made with?

[spark gale]

appledb app

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle unafk yourself

[untold helm]

TestFlight is closed

[spark gale]

not that appledb app

i vibecoded one

[ruby copper]

what a beautiful house

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/_fromtheisland/status/2056093008295313892?s=46 what the fuck they really were playing survivor

Lyle 🏝️ (@_FromTheIsland)

Really shocking and upsetting news

A contestant on "Survivor Greece," Stavros Floros, was spearfishing during a break from filming in the waters off Saona Island in the Dominican Republic, where the 13th season of the reality series was being filmed. A tourist boat "accidentally struck him," and part of his left leg had to be amputated.

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 17, 2026, 7:22 PM

[untold helm]

give

[spark gale]

not yet

[untold helm]

☹️

[muted shuttle]

Programmer art

[velvet imp]

oh..

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/proudsocialist/status/2055773442549407938?s=46 I’m dead lmfaooooo fuck yeah get his ass

Power to the People ☭🕊 (@ProudSocialist)

The kids are alright!!

Former CEO of Google Eric Schmidt gets booed every time he mentions artificial intelligence during his commencement speech at the University of Arizona.

This generation just may save humanity after all.

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vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 5.39K 🔁 1.14K · May 16, 2026, 10:12 PM

crying that this says hes only speaking to education majors.... nah hes speaking to the entire 2026 class

[coral fog]

gay

[half compass]

holy based

[ashen basin]

the fact that the boos went on for the entirety of the speech kills me

they didnt give a fuckkkkkk about what he had to say

[ruby copper]

@half compass even the mc client thinks ur on realms its so funny

if u look in the title bar

[chilly bear]

sending this to microsoft

[ashen basin]

also im like 99% sure that most of the speeches they had during my commencement last year were also AI generated lmfaooooo

[chilly bear]

hope you have a good lawyer bud.

[half compass]

send the mod over bru

[chilly bear]

yea send me the mod dude

[ruby copper]

Ok hold on

[thick tapir]

snuck into the museum w/o paying cuz they are busy down there doing sum orchestra recital or sum

[wicked surge]

you will get fined

[hot creek]

Apple glazer

[thick tapir]

how

not a crime bucko

[wicked surge]

not paying

bucko

[thick tapir]

theyll js say to leave

and trespass me

no fine

[hot creek]

Mods

Piracy

[untold helm]

This makes me so happy

[thick tapir]

how would i know there was no security anywhere js one lady at the front desk that i walked past

[untold helm]

(The fact people are booing him)

[spark yacht]

Did the game release?

[thick tapir]

loose ahh floor

[ashen basin]

its in early access for like 2 more days

$120 to get early access im pretty sure

$60 if you have gamepass iirc

I pirated it 🤷‍♂️

[spark yacht]

I would do the same if I wanted to play

[ornate latch]

are you at a church

[ashen basin]

yeah ngl i was skeptical at first bc i hated 5

but this game is so good ngl

[thick tapir]

museum. snuck in.

[spark yacht]

I mean I hate racing games in general, the only one I remember enjoying is driver San Francisco

[ashen basin]

thats fair

tbh this game isnt really a racing game like you'd think it is

its more like mario kart world meets gta in a sense

that sounds wild but hear me out. Its very much focused on exploration and driving around scenic routes, but it is racing in the sense that there are races around the map to go into if you wanted

ngl a lot of what i was doing was just driving around and discovering new things on the map lol

[thick tapir]

also I 100% picked THE worst time to come here bro

[thorn crescent]

FH6 is open world racing

it's still racing

[ashen basin]

yeah but you can completely ignore the racing if you want to

kinda like how mario kart world is. Its a racing game but theres more to do and see

[ornate latch]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper can i join ur realm

[wicked surge]

no furries

[thick tapir]

they shot up 2 fucking fire departments apparently

[chilly bear]

?

[thick tapir]

idk how you are pissed off at the fire department

[ornate latch]

devastating news for nebula

[ruby copper]

whats ur username

[wicked surge]

nullsucks

[ashen basin]

how do you shoot up a fire department lol

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Why did u leave

[chilly bear]

chloe94

[muted shuttle]

wasn't having fun

[ruby copper]

bro thought it was unfun

[muted shuttle]

everyone's just fucking with command blocks and pushing the blame

i have other things to do

[desert cairn]

like what

jerk off?

[ornate latch]

@ruby copper Can i join

[muted shuttle]

no like getting windows 7 to run on a 2015 imac

[desert cairn]

close enough

[wicked surge]

hey we got kids here you cant say stuff like that

[wicked surge]

windows 7

[muted shuttle]

yeah

[wicked surge]

why 7

[wicked surge]

why not vista

[ornate latch]

Can i join please

[ruby copper]

yeah sure

hold on

[novel shadow]

PLEASE I NEED THIS ON MY AIR

[wild pelican]

@rich dune

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Message logger

[dense valve]

Me

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Why does my mac get hot

Im not even doing anything

[desert cairn]

cpu

[wicked surge]

no air flow

[dense valve]

Just check activity monitor

[velvet zenith]

What colour is your m4 pro

[ashen basin]

Sorrryyy it can detect me

[velvet zenith]

?

[wicked surge]

lol hottie

😋

[desert cairn]

what color is your girlfriend

[ashen basin]

Lmaooo you act like the bots in my dms

[civic badge]

someone help me out rq, my pc keeps crashing over and over

[desert cairn]

throw it out

[wicked surge]

im a bot called otterick

[ashen basin]

the Twitter ones are crazy 😭 you don’t respond to them and they hit you with the “why are you not responding? Are you gay?” Like yes mf go away

[velvet zenith]

Yes

[upbeat flicker]

does the macbook neo have root access?

[muted shuttle]

like r/w for system folders?

no, no modern mac does

[upbeat flicker]

is it just a mobile operating system

[muted shuttle]

but if you mean like sudo and shit yes

because it's just macOS

[upbeat flicker]

wait so how do people put asahi on their macs

[desert cairn]

thats for m1 and m2 because the drivers havent been updated

by the asahi devs

[upbeat flicker]

so m1 and m2 have unfixable vulns that allow asahi to be loaded?

[muted shuttle]

no

you can just load another OS on apple silicon macs, there's nothing stopping you

aside from

drivers

and other shit

[upbeat flicker]

ok

but you dont have root on a normal mac?

[muted shuttle]

the lack of a UEFI environment is also stopping you ig

[muted shuttle]

wdym by root though

like sudo or a root user?

[upbeat flicker]

access to id 0 user

or whatever most privileged is on osx

[muted shuttle]

yeah

https://support.apple.com/en-us/102367

[desert cairn]

i dont think id 0 is a thing

[muted shuttle]

but i don't think there's any real reason to have the account

[upbeat flicker]

wait so root isnt id 0?

[desert cairn]

uid=0(root)

nvm

i thought it was 1

[upbeat flicker]

permissions and stuff not messinf with you ig

[muted shuttle]

sudo

[upbeat flicker]

like modifying the whole system

[muted shuttle]

why would you even want that

[desert cairn]

u cant modify the rootfs without disabling ssv and shit

but theres no reason to

[muted shuttle]

fr

[desert cairn]

you can do anything a normal mac can, its a mac

[upbeat flicker]

wait so its rooted but something else is stopping writes to rootfs?

[desert cairn]

just because it has an iphone chip doesnt mean anything

yeah the system volume is hashed for security

[upbeat flicker]

can you load kernel code with root perms?

[desert cairn]

you can turn it off

with kernel extensions

[upbeat flicker]

thats sweet

ok so macbook neo is the same as any m chip in software regards?

[desert cairn]

yes

it is the same as any other apple silicon mac

[upbeat flicker]

I didnt wanna order it because I thought it was a mobile os with a keyboard (no root)

wait so does that mean you can run osx on the a18 iphone?

[desert cairn]

no its an iphone

[upbeat flicker]

well yeah but its the same soc and osx works on it right?

you would have to root it ofc

[lusty briar]

same reason you can't run macos on M1 ipads despite those existing for like 5 years now

no control of the bootloader like macs

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/mundo-feliz-onetreehsll-world-if-gif-14071235670792471304

[upbeat flicker]

so no root there? stuck with mobile os?

[lusty briar]

well first of all you can't even jailbreak (root) anything newer than ipados 16 currently on M series ipads

but even if you could you only get control of userland

[upbeat flicker]

you cant load kext with root?

[lusty briar]

there's no external mechanism or access to the firmware like recoveryos on macos

[lusty briar]

no

not on ipads/iphones

[upbeat flicker]

what

how do they enforce that

[lusty briar]

cause there's no os feature to load kexts lol

it's just absent on ios

[signal hazel]

i’ve sank way too much time into ts

[upbeat flicker]

thats crazy

[signal hazel]

did you pirate it or pay for it

[unique bloom]

I got a iPhone 6 Plus running 12.5.7 what do I need ?

[signal hazel]

an upgrade

[upbeat flicker]

Im looking into some mac os binary exploits and was wondering if the macbook neo is an identical platform to the macbook air M chip laptops

[signal hazel]

[upbeat flicker]

can install asahi on macbook neo?

can you*

[unique bloom]

?

[lusty briar]

i mean it's not too crazy

a desktop is gonna have different security policies from a mobile os

[upbeat flicker]

well then you just bake all drivers into the main binary?

[ashen basin]

Pirated tf outta it

[lusty briar]

that's basically what dyld shared cache is

[thorn crescent]

well yes you do this on macOS as well

the problem is you are not allowed to use a custom kernelcache on iOS

[dense valve]

Not currently

[ashen basin]

Hahahahaha oops

[upbeat flicker]

dyld shared cache?

never owned a mac in my life so im just starting out

[untold helm]

So a lot of the frameworks and shit are packed into that big file to increase performance

[ornate latch]

@ruby copper 1.21.11

god

[lusty briar]

it's a single file that has all of the frameworks and libraries that apple *os use

^

[thorn crescent]

*most

[ruby copper]

i forgot viaversion

[upbeat flicker]

how big is it?

[thorn crescent]

gigabytes

[untold helm]

1.5+ gbs

[ornate latch]

10 inches

[untold helm]

?

[upbeat flicker]

what protects system files from being written by a malicious kext?

[ornate latch]

Sorry

[untold helm]

Depends on macOS version because newer ones would obviously have more libraries and frameworks

[untold helm]

SIP

[upbeat flicker]

damn bro

[untold helm]

And the system being sealed

[thorn crescent]

the fact that you can't load the kext

[untold helm]

And that ^

[thorn crescent]

false

[untold helm]

oh

[upbeat flicker]

you cant load kext on osx?

[thorn crescent]

to load unsigned kexts you need to drop to permissive

to load signed kexts you'll only be in the auxiliary cache

[ruby copper]

@half compass hop on the new one

[thorn crescent]

you also need permissive security in order to disable the kernel patching protections

[upbeat flicker]

wait so you can just lower the security settings?

[thorn crescent]

on a mac, yes

[upbeat flicker]

whats so bad about permissive security mode

[thorn crescent]

no ios apps

[upbeat flicker]

ios apps as in mobile?

[untold helm]

Yes

[keen tiger]

Yo you still working on it

Some dedication

[untold helm]

You can run iOS/ipados binaries on macOS if you sideload them, or alternatively on the App Store where some apps are available as their iPadOS versions

[low mortar]

what about dexts

[untold helm]

(Apple silicon only)

[upbeat flicker]

why block ios apps when permissive sec mode is on?

[lusty briar]

i ate them

[untold helm]

Security

[low mortar]

wtf

[lusty briar]

https://tenor.com/view/he-ate-them-youtube-thumbnail-fnaf-gif-17172391705264831213

[low mortar]

yuri :3

[upbeat flicker]

i dont get it

[lusty briar]

so true

yuri4ever

[upbeat flicker]

cant you inject inside the ios app if youre root?

is there some additional hardware hindering this process

[thorn crescent]

this is most definitely not #general content at this point

[upbeat flicker]

where to go

[untold helm]

yaoi :3

[ruby copper]

@ornate latch @half compass i dsaibled secure profiel

[half compass]

helen and keller

[ornate latch]

okay

[half compass]

now what

[ornate latch]

@ruby copper

i found one that can download plugins

from spigot, hangar, polymarket and modrinth

[half compass]

polymarket???????

[ornate latch]

yes

[half compass]

what

[desert cairn]

👀

[ornate latch]

oh

[ruby copper]

send

[ornate latch]

it's polymart

oops

not polymarket

[ruby copper]

I just downgraded plugman now lol

[half compass]

bro said polymarket

[ornate latch]

OOpsies

[ruby copper]

seems to be fine now

have fun

[desert cairn]

plugman is so bad

[ruby copper]

dont rat me

[desert cairn]

rat him

[half compass]

now what

[ruby copper]

Sorry one final restart

[chilly bear]

i am getting bullied.

[ruby copper]

I swtiched to PluginPortal

im so getting ratted

[wicked surge]

finally

[wicked surge]

i dont even kno what this is

[ruby copper]

@chilly bear rejoin

[signal hazel]

lmao i bought it on steam. pirated it first tho

[ornate latch]

ez

[thick tapir]

ultimate cuck hotel room

[half compass]

fuck me

sidewatys

[ornate latch]

on it

[signal hazel]

i got about the same

[thick tapir]

double the beds and double the chairs makes double the fun!

competitive cucking

[untold helm]

Based

[gilded rapids]

yes

[thick tapir]

steam deck + stremio 😓

[untold helm]

Happy Birthday!

[muted shuttle]

@gilded rapids HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[thick tapir]

got this whole ahh room to myself

feels so empty

[untold helm]

Have you never seen a 2 bedroom motel???

[thick tapir]

no

ones i see have like 2 bedrooms and a shared space

[untold helm]

wtf

[fervent dove]

@thick tapir's timezone is America/Chicago 🇺🇸
It is currently 05:44 PM CDT

[untold helm]

wtf

[velvet imp]

hi maxine

[muted shuttle]

hiii

[simple drift]

burger

[thick tapir]

actually ive only been in 3 bed hotel rooms where they have 2 beds in 1 room, a master bedroom, then a couch area that folds into a bed

so idk

[wicked surge]

@thick tapir i didnt know you are in chitown

[thick tapir]

im in austin bruh

[untold helm]

On my way!

[wicked surge]

lol

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle drive your minivan there

[half compass]

@ruby copper tp to me bru

[lusty briar]

do not drive to austin

[muted shuttle]

It's gonna die an hour in

[thick tapir]

nobody wants to go to austin bro

[thick tapir]

why

[lusty briar]

cause i35 is fucking awful

especially coming from SA

[ornate latch]

what now

[half compass]

hey

[ornate latch]

i wasn't looking at minecraft

[half compass]

@ornate latch tp to me when it restarts bro

[ruby copper]

plugmanx was broken

[ornate latch]

fr

[ornate latch]

okay

[thick tapir]

not that bad

compared to dallas w/ the 75 and houston with the i10 and i45

[lusty briar]

well houston is just incomparable to anything

no world where driving there doesn't suck

[thick tapir]

austin is the least bad city in texas tho

dallas is like 5x worse and houston is like 8x worse

[lusty briar]

i mean austin itself is fine

[thick tapir]

actually houston and dallas are honestly on par atp

[thick tapir]

i meant driving-wise

[lusty briar]

i just don't like driving the stretch of i35 between sa and austin

[thick tapir]

oh south austin

[thick tapir]

still would take it over i10 or i45 or the 75 imo

austin is just slow traffic whereas the others are slow traffic at best, reckless drivers at worst in my experience

[ruby copper]

@half compass did u rage quit or

😭

[ornate latch]

@half compass Did u ragequit

[half compass]

why tf was i deopped

😭

[void dew]

OKAY, time to install Android on my Switch (does not wipe OS)

[ornate latch]

so i could troll you

[ruby copper]

to use the troll plugin

it doesnt work with opped plugins

players

[half compass]

bro

[chilly bear]

what happened

[coarse ginkgo]

mineek ahh message

[void dew]

what does that mean

[coarse ginkgo]

you must be new here

[void dew]

nope

why did you think that?

[ashen basin]

Nice. I’d get on ps5 but it’s not releasing until end of year :\

[desert cairn]

literally

[void dew]

I'm not new. I'm actually trying to do that

[desert cairn]

ok

[coarse ginkgo]

fr

[void dew]

It THINKS I'm new

I'm not

[desert cairn]

but youre saying "im new here"

hi

[coarse ginkgo]

hi

[void dew]

If i were, i would have joined yesterday

[desert cairn]

hello

[ashen basin]

is bro tweaking

oh hes trolling lol

[void dew]

I've been here a few days

[coarse ginkgo]

whole two

[desert cairn]

youre saying youre new

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/new-member-roleless-speech-bubble-im-new-here-say-hi-newbie-gif-27203059

[void dew]

Well the site/app is wrong

[desert cairn]

thats you

you said that

[ornate latch]

what is this guy on

[void dew]

I didn't say that. the system did.

[desert cairn]

whats a system

[void dew]

discord

said

that

this

[spark yacht]

A few days is quite new

[desert cairn]

i think youre lying

[void dew]

was

handled

by