general

[muted shuttle]

yeah i haven't tried that one

[keen tiger]

Leave bro

[hot creek]

I am banned from it

[muted shuttle]

haven't found it here

[dense valve]

Not sure how that has anything to do with anything but alr

[hot creek]

Preemptive ban :/

[half compass]

wow so tuff

[desert cairn]

This is like a vape flavor

[hot creek]

(i turned 18)

[lost temple]

Wait i will copy the server link

[hot creek]

You gotta reclaim it

[half compass]

blue razz????

[keen tiger]

Ain't it 2 letters

jb

[half compass]

i have ONLY seen that as a vape flavor

[thick tapir]

blue razz ice the goat

[lost temple]

@dense valve but there’s no chance to get any suspicious

[thick tapir]

FR

[lost temple]

Because I already got suspended

[half compass]

maybe it’s good idk

[lost temple]

2 times

[keen tiger]

Trust me it'll be obvious it's you

[chilly bear]

don't vape i heard it's bad for you

[ruby copper]

Vaping is bad

Do not vape

[thick tapir]

never had blue raspberry candy?

[ruby copper]

It gives you lung cancer

[half compass]

no

[thick tapir]

its popular in america

[chilly bear]

wrong ❌

[half compass]

i prefer mouth cancer over lung cancer

[keen tiger]

I've never used a vape/cigarette

[hot creek]

What if you vape through your ass like what if you put it in your ass and then suck in from your ass

[dense valve]

Im not joining bro

[keen tiger]

Even tho heavy peer pressure

[lost temple]

I still alive

[desert cairn]

Ok

[lost temple]

Nothing came to me

[thick tapir]

i only hit the pen 🙏

[chilly bear]

vape enema

[thick tapir]

im a good kitten

[keen tiger]

I meant my friends..

[chilly bear]

would it burn

[dense valve]

Never fucking say another word bro

[ruby copper]

nebula just jealous cuz he fell for the peer pressure and is now a nicotine addict

[half compass]

drugs are awesome

[desert cairn]

I have never smoked

[thick tapir]

vape boofing

[desert cairn]

Or drank

[hot creek]

Ts nebula guy vapes vaping devices he finds in the bathroom toilet

[half compass]

how have you NEVER drank

[desert cairn]

And I have never even been prescribed any medication

My blood is pure

[chilly bear]

where else are you supposed to get it ?

[ruby copper]

Hello @half compass

[dense valve]

You're assuming he can even fit through the stall door

[half compass]

yea same

[ruby copper]

My friend is so hard.

Wow

Insane

[lost temple]

Just put some tattoos

[half compass]

yes i am.

[hot creek]

Pure homosexual blood running through those veins

[desert cairn]

That wouldn't be pure that would be HIV

[thick tapir]

never drank, never smoked is wild. wtf do you do? shoot up?

[hot creek]

Yes

[lost temple]

It will be black blood

[half compass]

is drinking worse or better than opioids

[desert cairn]

Worse

[hot creek]

Opiods are better

[ornate latch]

@vapid pebbleush

[desert cairn]

Can't hit the fent fold on alcohol

[ornate latch]

oh great

[hot creek]

The what

[chilly bear]

but what if you vaped it

[desert cairn]

They got zex 2

[vapid spruce]

this is why we need the make it a quote bot

[lost temple]

Actually drink vodka and vape and play gta 6 and don’t forget to delete your browsing history when you done

[ruby copper]

you can install it as a user app

[desert cairn]

Are you like 12

[thick tapir]

drinking gets you in the mood for opioids

[half compass]

never write a message again

[hot creek]

You changed ur pfp

[thick tapir]

its the prereq

[half compass]

wait is this tech???

[chilly bear]

just take screenshots

[thick tapir]

yes!

put the fuck on

[lost temple]

Because my grammar is bad? 🥹

[chilly bear]

that's what i do

[half compass]

no because you’re 12

[vapid spruce]

but it’s better when it looks like a quote

[half compass]

not even ATTEMPTING to larp

[true plover]

Dropped toast and it landed like this

[lost temple]

Do you want to hear my voice 👄

[thick tapir]

larp larp larp sahur

[hot creek]

Are you in the bathroom

[half compass]

???

[thick tapir]

quit eating in the shitter

[hot creek]

Grab it bro

[true plover]

I’m on the line at work

[hot creek]

On the line

[chilly bear]

🫦

[hot creek]

Online

[thick tapir]

what if i dont wanna grab it 😓

[vapid spruce]

3ds

[lost temple]

Ok guys come to #709487557288919141

[chilly bear]

sorry

[lost temple]

including you @half compass

[half compass]

You’re either 12 or Russian

both are just as bad

[ornate latch]

i'd guess both

[thick tapir]

not me 😢

[lost temple]

I want to hear your voice

[lost temple]

Come

[half compass]

I dont

[thick tapir]

he’s israeli

[lost temple]

I want to hear yall

[hot creek]

Why did it stretch my picture

[thick tapir]

what if i don’t wanna come 😓

[half compass]

am yisrael chai

[lost temple]

Nah he maybe from India

[thick tapir]

GAS

[desert cairn]

@polar python @limber temple

[hot creek]

Me when im geeking off the fent

[thick tapir]

makes sense

[vapid spruce]

why is it the original flavor but also limited edition

[hot creek]

Why are you pinging the homosexuals

[desert cairn]

They both vape

[half compass]

America 🇺🇸

[half compass]

Pakistan 🇵🇰

[lost temple]

Yea india people is the master at rage bain because they saying dig dong dang

[thick tapir]

because the vape is limited edition but its original flavored takis

[half compass]

INDIA 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

[thick tapir]

duh

[ornate latch]

India power

[desert cairn]

@teal bramble What's the YC method

[thick tapir]

Dig dong dang?

[vapid spruce]

ok i just realized it’s a vape

[half compass]

Beta dont mess with me

[lost temple]

Bro its haram

[thick tapir]

my vape is halal

natural

[keen tiger]

when the

[hot creek]

The porn phone is dead

[thick tapir]

cruelty free

[ruby copper]

muffin @chilly bear @half compass

[chilly bear]

show me the section of the quran that says this is haram

[lost temple]

https://tenor.com/view/india-indian-ai-ai-slop-scam-gif-5197538586553737821

[chilly bear]

hello

[hot creek]

muffin @chilly bear @half compass

[half compass]

fact check status

[thick tapir]

my porn phone is my little brother phone 🥱🥱🥱

[ornate latch]

?

[thick tapir]

outsmarted once again

[vapid spruce]

do you hate gay people and/or furries

[hot creek]

do you hate gay people and/or furries

[ornate latch]

i hate the latter

[lost temple]

Hate

[half compass]

I love furries

[hot creek]

I hate ladders in general

[ornate latch]

Woah

[vapid spruce]

i hate ladders too

[ornate latch]

Mods

[hot creek]

They're too unstable

[ornate latch]

snipe

@muted shuttle

[hot creek]

Excuse me

[vapid spruce]

definitely 12

[lost temple]

.s

[ornate latch]

god

[lost temple]

,s

[vapid spruce]

do you need help on your homework

[thick tapir]

neither they are lowkey cute

[lost temple]

WAIT R U GAY

[half compass]

yea real

[vapid spruce]

you don’t know????

[muted shuttle]

can i mess with my ewaste in peace

[ornate latch]

no

[thick tapir]

no

[hot creek]

Wtf are you doing now

[lost temple]

Wait give me admin

[half compass]

I stand with my furry friends and family

[lost temple]

Watching on her browser

[muted shuttle]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[hot creek]

Spammer

[vapid spruce]

furries rule!!! :3

awooo!!!!!!

[muted shuttle]

eating a salad while watching windows load

[hot creek]

furries rule!!! :3

awooo!!!!!!

[thick tapir]

furries rule!!! :3

awooo!!!!!!

[muted shuttle]

oh and listening to music

[lost temple]

Yea i like windows os

[hot creek]

How are you eating a salad rn

[muted shuttle]

with a fork

and my mouth

[lost temple]

Is there’s cucumber

[muted shuttle]

no

[hot creek]

Fork found in kitchen

[vapid spruce]

what’s your favorite song

[lost temple]

Why there’s no cucumber

[hot creek]

Wgat did you do with the cucumber huh?

[thick tapir]

??

[muted shuttle]

hard question

i have too many favorites

[ornate latch]

classy car shoved it up his ass

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1497952890138918912/1499465618053927002/togif.gif

[lost temple]

@muted shuttle dont worry no one will ping you

[muted shuttle]

idk ask olive garden

[muted shuttle]

?

[thick tapir]

my cock is a spindle

[vapid spruce]

also why hate someone when they’ve done nothing wrong?

-# note your religion doesn’t tell me how i have to live my life

[split nimbus]

clock * ?

[hot creek]

Olive garden salad??

[thick tapir]

yes because it spins

[half compass]

im so hard

[muted shuttle]

yes

[thick tapir]

the hands spin

[hot creek]

You went to olive garden... And got a salad..?

Not even any spaghetti?

Or lasangua??

[lost temple]

Bro i just hate them because they says, i love you, can you pull your p down

[thick tapir]

not even the olives?

[ornate latch]

of course the fatass is complaining about salad

[lost temple]

R u eating sand too?

[muted shuttle]

it came with my meal yesterday

[vapid spruce]

🆗

[thick tapir]

bro went to a garden and got everything BUT the olives ❓🥀

[hot creek]

Bro went to olive garden and skipped the olive and just bought the garden

[hot creek]

That explains it

[half compass]

mfs who goon to bonnie blue when you tell them you had ONE salad:

[hot creek]

Thought you were one of those damn vegans for a second

[hot creek]

What

[thick tapir]

mfers a giraffe?

[lost temple]

Hey upgrade your phone to iPhone 17 pro max

[ornate latch]

🪞

[thick tapir]

ive never had a salad

lettuce is for HOMOS

[hot creek]

mfs who goon to null when u tell them shfuuisn 😭😭😭😭😭

[thick tapir]

real men eat meat

[hot creek]

Holy rich

[lost temple]

BRO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MONEY

[thick tapir]

can you buy me a gatorade

[halcyon trench]

Hi guys, I have a question for you, I have a first generation iPhone SE with iOS 15.8.8, is it possible to use the 2.4.9 release or do I have to wait for the new version of dopamine to come out which is still in beta?

[vapid spruce]

what flavor

[thick tapir]

white

[muted shuttle]

use the beta version

it's on the github

[vapid spruce]

ok i’ll see what i can do

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Tap in

[vapid spruce]

cvs isn’t that far away

[lost temple]

Nah you poor

[ornate latch]

1.67

[hot creek]

$167 🙏

[hot creek]

67

[halcyon trench]

I read that there may be some issues with the exploit on a9 processors, so I think I'll wait for the release

[lost temple]

AY YO

[thick tapir]

can i send you one cent

[lost temple]

PLS IPHONE 17 PRO MAX

[vapid spruce]

buy me m5 macbook air 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[lost temple]

R u drug dealer or something?

[vapid spruce]

no jailbreak = no buy

[lost temple]

Then with ios 16

[vapid spruce]

iphone 17 pro max doesn’t have ios 16

it shipped with 26

[thick tapir]

portfolio does not count blud

[lost temple]

Then iPhone 15 pro max

[thick tapir]

checkings only

[ornate latch]

it does fym

[vapid spruce]

on 17.0?

[ornate latch]

that's my total amount of money in crypto

[half compass]

Ok

[lost temple]

14 😭

[vapid spruce]

or get a 14 pro max on ios 16?

[thick tapir]

nuh uh we going checkings for checkings

[ornate latch]

just say you're poor buddy

accept the defeat

[thick tapir]

savings + cash + stocks + crypto seperate

[ornate latch]

nah

[lost temple]

Yea yea @thick tapir Can you pls buy me iPhone 14 pro max with maximum storage you can find

[half compass]

just invest it all in palantir

guaranteed profit

[thick tapir]

i got 1200 in the savings and 420 cash 🥀

[vapid spruce]

weed mentioned🔥🗣️⁉️

[thick tapir]

i need to invest fr fr

[thick tapir]

420 usd

[lost temple]

Buy gold

[thick tapir]

gold 💀

[half compass]

put it all on palantir

[lost temple]

Yea it will makes you to be so rich

[vapid spruce]

diamond better though

[thick tapir]

im not a ___

[vapid spruce]

maybe try netherite 🤔

[lost temple]

Bro to save it for investing

[ornate latch]

i'm investing it all on palantir and lockheed martin

tech

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-thiel-palantir-ai-surveillance-freedom-gif-6377398238918402775

[thick tapir]

i should invest tho fr

[lost temple]

@thick tapir Like there’s a lot of ___ is buying gold so the gold is expensive

[ornate latch]

will you shut up

please

i beg you

[thick tapir]

what is ___

[half compass]

please just leave everyone alone

[lost temple]

Did i asked you?

[ornate latch]

tuffest moments in new delhi india

[lost temple]

It starts with litter g

[vapid spruce]

holy grammar

[thick tapir]

second letter?

[lost temple]

Thx broder

[keen tiger]

peak GIF

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle you should put a comma ai device in your van so the machine can crash it before you do

[lost temple]

Just nvm be broke

[thick tapir]

what

what is a g__

[muted shuttle]

not supported

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle you should put a comma ai device in your van so the machine can crash it before you do

[keen tiger]

there should be an annoyance ban

[muted shuttle]

i looked

[half compass]

can we shoot this guy

please

[thick tapir]

explain what the fuck a g__ is? a gay?

[lost temple]

R u watching the chat?

[muted shuttle]

no

[desert cairn]

I don't really get what it does

[half compass]

please somebody shoot this man

[lost temple]

Then give me member plus

[keen tiger]

Son

[desert cairn]

Is it just a fancy lane assist or FSD

[lost temple]

Or icloud++

[muted shuttle]

fsd

iirc

[versed sun]

Why does my display display brighter when hdr is off

[ruby copper]

freestyle dash

[thick tapir]

gew? like a gangsta jew?

[muted shuttle]

FREESTYLE DASH

[lost temple]

Why you got admin

[ornate latch]

Why does my display display brighter when hdr is off @half compass

[ruby copper]

I'm @half compass

[lost temple]

Girls

[muted shuttle]

?

[keen tiger]

I find my display overall brighter with HDR off, but worse colors

[half compass]

because im so hard

[lost temple]

[ornate latch]

Thx

[thick tapir]

girls isnt 3 letters thats 5 fucker

[half compass]

no i am

stupid idiot

[rich dune]

Omg i love intel so much

[desert cairn]

What the hell is OBD-C

[lost temple]

@muted shuttle the swears is allowed?

[muted shuttle]

fuck no

[half compass]

ban him

please

save us

[keen tiger]

please

[half compass]

skin him alive now

[keen tiger]

😲

[rich dune]

intel intel intel intel

[desert cairn]

Kill him

[thick tapir]

i’m @granite notch @crimson bronze

[desert cairn]

WINTEL

[rich dune]

hi @half compass who are we killing

[rich dune]

REAL

[hot creek]

Holy rich

[half compass]

an Indian child

[thick tapir]

fuck

[hot creek]

Can i have some

[thick tapir]

1 penny

[rich dune]

yay!😁

[lost temple]

@muted shuttle

[thick tapir]

fuck

fuck fuck

[rich dune]

fuck

shit

[thick tapir]

fuck this fucking fucker

[keen tiger]

fuck

[half compass]

Fuck you stupid bitch

[rich dune]

piss

[lost temple]

@muted shuttle someone is spamming

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-meal-genuinely-having-fun-realization-lame-ahh-chud-happy-gif-3224928209417998845

[thick tapir]

😓

[rich dune]

@lost temple die

[keen tiger]

Genuinely why can't we ban him 💔

[lost temple]

Who r u

[rich dune]

gnu meighler

[keen tiger]

Like how are you so insufferable

[thick tapir]

Who are YOU?

[rich dune]

i am gnu meighler

[lost temple]

Huh

[lost temple]

Chinese?

[rich dune]

says someone who’s desperately trying to minimod

[rich dune]

GNU.

[lost temple]

How old r u?

[half compass]

none

[rich dune]

snipe

[thick tapir]

i love you

you like gay?

[keen tiger]

Huh

[lost temple]

No one cares

[ruby copper]

Minecraft 26.1.2

[rich dune]

yes

[thick tapir]

why is teach playing fein

[keen tiger]

😭😭

[half compass]

fin fin fin fin fin fin

[ruby copper]

fih

[hot creek]

Fih

[hot creek]

Dih

[lost temple]

Guys why yall hate me 🥺

Did i made something wrong

[thick tapir]

cuz ur not gay 😓

i dont like straight

[lost temple]

Now I starts to hate you

[thick tapir]

why

[half compass]

I loves you

[thick tapir]

what did i do

[half compass]

Will you marry me

[keen tiger]

marrys

[hot creek]

homosexual

[lost temple]

Nope i don’t like men

[half compass]

You ares disgustings

[simple drift]

soft

[keen tiger]

oh nos

[half compass]

I hates straeight peeple

[ruby copper]

cracking ida with keygen_v4.py:

@simple drift Hello

[rich dune]

real

[muted shuttle]

https://fxtwitter.com/itiswattles/status/2056008824297849023

wattles 💎 (@itiswattles)

🎂 Minecraft was first released on May 17, 2009. 17 YEARS AGO TODAY.
︀︀
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FxTwitter · May 17, 2026, 1:47 PM

[simple drift]

goodbye

[keen tiger]

Isn't drinking 21

[hot creek]

Tyler the creator reference?

[simple drift]

no

[half compass]

read it again

stupid idiot

[simple drift]

how is that even a tyler reference

[lost temple]

@thick tapir @half compass put egirl on your pfp to prove yall is gays

[keen tiger]

Oh lmaoo

[thick tapir]

ive been illegally drinking since 7 brochacho

[half compass]

@thick tapir @half compass put egirl on your pfp to prove yall is gays

[keen tiger]

damn

[thick tapir]

but i hate girls

[hot creek]

@thick tapir @half compass put egirl on your pfp to prove yall is gays

[simple drift]

@thick tapir @half compass put egirl on your pfp to prove yall is gays

[lost temple]

Gay?

[thick tapir]

yessss

[rich dune]

@thick tapir @half compass put egirl on your pfp to prove yall is gays

[simple drift]

im crine

[lost temple]

Ok then put it in your pfp

[hot creek]

I believe it

[keen tiger]

@thick tapir @half compass put egirl on your pfp to prove yall is gays

[thick tapir]

i am not putting it in my pfp

[lost temple]

Why?

[hot creek]

24 hour time

[thick tapir]

against rules

[hot creek]

British :/

We need slurs for british people

[thick tapir]

so slurs?

[hot creek]

Yes

[keen tiger]

scallywag or smth

[hot creek]

Lmao

[lost temple]

Ok i gtg, ping me when @thick tapir and @half compass be offline

[keen tiger]

Can someone tell me how the roles work here

[rich dune]

@keen tiger press alt+f4

[keen tiger]

so dank bro

[thick tapir]

i thought you loved me 😢

[rich dune]

please

[thick tapir]

i sacrificed EVERYTHING for you

[half compass]

would you rather your girth be 9 inches but your length 3 inches or would you rather your length be 9 inches but your girth 3 inches

[thick tapir]

and this is how you repay me?

[half compass]

these are the pressing questions

[thick tapir]

not even an i love you back 😢

[half compass]

that must be addressed

[thick tapir]

not even a see you later?

[hot creek]

the only thing that changes pretty much is that you can post images

[thick tapir]

talk more = get role

[keen tiger]

mm, and how do I get any roles beside boosting

[thick tapir]

get role = more aura

[keen tiger]

Oh alright

[thick tapir]

talk

[keen tiger]

Tuff

[half compass]

mem plus has image perms

[hot creek]

Talk / bribe aaron to become mod

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1501697224214577183/togif.gif

[half compass]

mem pro can’t be auto banned by gir

[keen tiger]

Haha

[half compass]

mem ed has a special giveaway channel

mem one has voice messages

[narrow crown]

this server should come with a virginity warning

[keen tiger]

son

[muted shuttle]

true...

[ruby copper]

gay ass video

[hot creek]

End it all i almost played this full volume

[thick tapir]

straight ass video

[half compass]

thank god my parents dont know english

[thick tapir]

good kitten

[hot creek]

They know

[ruby copper]

@keen tiger @muted shuttle @half compass @narrow crown Tap into MineekRealms.jar

[keen tiger]

I instantly scrolled away once I heard zesty ass voice 😭

[ruby copper]

Minecraft realms private server

[half compass]

but theres a friends list now

[hot creek]

Fr

Zesty ahh

[half compass]

arent you a bit late

[ruby copper]

true..

[muted shuttle]

I uh

[ruby copper]

Ok lets self host the minecraft friends list then

[muted shuttle]

I can't lie I don't see the point

[ruby copper]

Let's make a mod for that

[hot creek]

HATE mineek?

[keen tiger]

How do I join

[muted shuttle]

Isn't that just a server

[hot creek]

Me too

[hot creek]

No

[muted shuttle]

No

[ruby copper]

Lil cuh whats the point of you installing windows 7 on your 2015 mac

See

[hot creek]

Why not :/

[ruby copper]

The point is to have fun

[muted shuttle]

Ok fair

[half compass]

but fabric breaks the vanilla one

i think

[ruby copper]

Ok so we also fix that

[rich dune]

autism?

[muted shuttle]

?

[fervent dove]

Classy Car deleted a message

Me when trying to impregnate your mom just to find out she's on her period

Message ID: 1505627124772503713 · May 17, 2026, 5:44 PM

[keen tiger]

what

what

what

[hot creek]

Chicken butt

[half compass]

@ruby copper shendo tuah garbage collector

[keen tiger]

crazy

[hot creek]

I wonder if the snipe color bar is corrolated with waht the message contains

[muted shuttle]

if it's fucking stupid it's red

if it's green you're going to get shot by gir

[hot creek]

What about yellow

[muted shuttle]

idk

who renamed evil gir to gir

wtf

[ruby copper]

@half compass Is there any difference in if you build a beacon with iron vs netherite

full beacon

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Why did you rename gir

[half compass]

yea

[muted shuttle]

:/

[half compass]

elo

[hot creek]

My urethra itchy

[hot creek]

I need this bro

[muted shuttle]

dude

[half compass]

probably because you don’t wash your dick

you are an unwashed BUM

[muted shuttle]

@hot creek When's the last time you showered and brushed your teeth

[rich dune]

@muted shuttle 100$ for banning classy

[hot creek]

How does one wash inside of their urethra

[half compass]

2004

[lost temple]

Oh this gay is offline

[narrow crown]

PSA: it is important to wash UNDER the foreskin each and every time you shower (which should be EVERY DAY)

[muted shuttle]

Oh this gay is offline

[hot creek]

Not too long ago probably a week or a week and a half

[muted shuttle]

dude

[half compass]

what’s wrong with cheese it’s yummy!

[hot creek]

What if I don't have foreskin

[rich dune]

are you homophobic

[lost temple]

He/she said he/she is gay

[narrow crown]

you should still be washing it every day bru

[hot creek]

But i dont have any

😭

[half compass]

ok

wash your dick then

[narrow crown]

we got whitenames transvestigating eq. didnt take you long to catch on huh

[hot creek]

Too much effort

[muted shuttle]

[hot creek]

Did u see what he posted earlier

[muted shuttle]

dude it takes like 10 seconds

fym too much effort

[keen tiger]

I'm out this conversation is something else

[narrow crown]

no

[hot creek]

How am i suppose to wash 24 inches that quick

[muted shuttle]

uh huh

[half compass]

Negative 24 inches

[hot creek]

#general message

[narrow crown]

oh this i saw

cringe

[hot creek]

fr

[half compass]

Im 48 meters soft is that good im very insecure

[hot creek]

7/10 the gravy was kinda mid

[half compass]

what the hell is that dog

[narrow crown]

it looks like you threw up your food back onto the plate

holy shit

[hot creek]

Biscuits and gravy with sausage

[hot creek]

It's gravy

[half compass]

that just looks like vomit

[hot creek]

So... Gravy

[muted shuttle]

this mf eating straight slop

[half compass]

actual slop

[hot creek]

Ts literally buiscuits and gravy bruh

[narrow crown]

maxine im going to try to check out (semi) abandoned rail today

deep in brooklyn

[muted shuttle]

oo

have fun :3

[hot creek]

rail

[muted shuttle]

?

[half compass]

Whos brooklin

[fervent dove]

Classy Car deleted a message

me

Message ID: 1505629006102397110 · May 17, 2026, 5:52 PM

[hot creek]

No

[odd cargo]

Are apple servers down

[hot creek]

I didn't say that

Maxine how could you

[narrow crown]

Brooklyn, New York

[half compass]

sorry

my bad

[odd cargo]

Its okay.

[half compass]

You’re fucking an entire borough ?

[narrow crown]

i hope its easy to get on the tracks

[hot creek]

yes

3rd tiemt his week

[hot creek]

Steal the tracks and pawn them

[narrow crown]

no

[half compass]

tech

[narrow crown]

theyre planning to turn it into an actual commuter line at some point

but it's slow going

[half compass]

Mandami is an evil communist

Hate that guy

[narrow crown]

umm,.. based alert?

[ruby copper]

@narrow crown Hiii

[hot creek]

I hate oneui 8.5 it's so laggy

[narrow crown]

hi mineek

[half compass]

Are you suggesting a communist form of government in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

how dare you

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper Hiii

[ruby copper]

I'm @half compass @narrow crown @marble prism

[muted shuttle]

?

[narrow crown]

breh

[half compass]

how hard on a scale from 1 to 10

[ruby copper]

this guy

[half compass]

What

[ruby copper]

brew install node@24

[hot creek]

brew install cock

cock command not found

[half compass]

my kidney just exploded

[hot creek]

Nice

Happy for u

[half compass]

Its ok i have 2

[ruby copper]

RealmsClient.class

mods

message logger

lol

[muted shuttle]

this guy was mad annoying

[molten raven]

what happened to buddy guy

he got banned?

[carmine elk]

I’m @half compass @narrow crown

[polar python]

Fr i hate that maxine bitch

[muted shuttle]

Ok rude

[muted shuttle]

Yes

[polar python]

@wary tree

Wtf

[molten raven]

bro he called me a good boy and his msg got deleted

[polar python]

hdml alt

[narrow crown]

tim cook?

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTB1GvsBh/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[teal bramble]

Ok

Hik

[teal bramble]

fr

[terse dome]

wow didnt know you had a reddit account 4 years ago

[pallid bolt]

can you jailbreak an iphone 4 on windows

[thick tapir]

wtf do NOT search bear calendar

[muted shuttle]

i searched bear calendar

[thick tapir]

bad decisio

[muted shuttle]

i saw bears

[thick tapir]

meaning?

[muted shuttle]

bears

the animal

[thick tapir]

oh.

[ruby copper]

LOL @teal bramble @muted shuttle @half compass @terse dome

the backend is coming along nicely

[coarse ginkgo]

@lean sundial@winged plover@earnest umbra

[muted shuttle]

sep.lol realm

would go hard maybe

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

wtf

I didn't realize realms did that

[ruby copper]

they have since at least 1.10

Anyway which world type

[muted shuttle]

Ohhh

Ummmm

Ummmmmmm

[ruby copper]

well I jut picked new world

[muted shuttle]

Experiences

[muted shuttle]

U asked me and didnt even wait for me to reply

Rude

[ruby copper]

PLEASE WORK

YOO

it should make the docker now

[muted shuttle]

sep.lol realm

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[ruby copper]

HOLY SHIT

it might work chat

[muted shuttle]

it just spins up a container for each realm?

[ruby copper]

Yes

[coral fog]

mineekrelms

[muted shuttle]

lowkey fire af

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle aint no way

self hosted realms bro

this is peak

[carmine elk]

moist lil jiix

[coarse ginkgo]

okay

[untold helm]

Minecraft realm piracy 😭

[ruby copper]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

Why that name

[ruby copper]

I got inspired by neko sanctuary

[coarse ginkgo]

cuz hes a catboy

[muted shuttle]

Sorry to hear

[untold helm]

you’re getting invited to it

[ruby copper]

fr

[coarse ginkgo]

this is aging well

[half compass]

you’re too late bro

[untold helm]

Maxine ass quote

[half compass]

there’s literally a friends list now

[muted shuttle]

im banned from there

[untold helm]

I wonder why

[lost totem]

blocked

[coarse ginkgo]

thanks

[ruby copper]

Ok but this also works on minecraft 1.12.2

Where official realms dont even work anymore

[muted shuttle]

closeRole icon, iOS 15 Updates — 1:26 PM
blocked

[muted shuttle]

What about 1.8.9

[coral fog]

closeRole icon, iOS 15 Updates — 1:26 PM
blocked

[muted shuttle]

1.7.10

Did u think about those ?

[coarse ginkgo]

i could bully claude into making this in like 4 prompts

[muted shuttle]

1.6.7

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Should I make it compatible with mc bedrock

[muted shuttle]

Yea

[coarse ginkgo]

nah

[muted shuttle]

Wait can java players join bedrock realms

And vice versa

[ruby copper]

Not normally

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[ruby copper]

I can make it work with this tho

[muted shuttle]

So is it just a normal mc server

[ruby copper]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[ruby copper]

ts guy

[muted shuttle]

So if u used spigot or something u could just

Use geyser

[ruby copper]

Yes

Exactly

[muted shuttle]

Wow

Mineekrealms is fire yo

[coarse ginkgo]

sadly this is getting abandoned in 15 picoseconds

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Lol long ass subscription

[muted shuttle]

Memedit2

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle ngl its kinda cool cuz it has backup features

if I can get that to work

with self hosted stuff

Hm

Let me see

[terse dome]

https://start.boldvoice.com/accent-guesser damn

[teal bramble]

Wyd

[ruby copper]

making self hosted realms

I already did it

[spark yacht]

Bruh

Oh wait I thought you paid for realms

[chilly bear]

#public-mod-logs message

[shell flume]

has the ios phone app ever been reverse engineered?

[chilly bear]

i couldn't find the other one

[thick tapir]

yall ever get random words stuck in ur head where you like dont know the meaning

like hy imma say ichiban 24/7 but the fuck does that mean

[terse dome]

where did you pick up that term

isnt that japanese for number one

like coco ichiban-ya, the curry place

[thick tapir]

idfk

i just like the way it sounds

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle lol im trying to make the templates work rn

literally pirating the realms templates

cuz u cant download these standalone normally

😭

[muted shuttle]

Hope it works ..

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle yo

will this work

[muted shuttle]

Ummmm

I can fire up mc we can test

[ruby copper]

well it isnt publically hosted yet

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[ruby copper]

I will need to move it to my vps But I can do that

[muted shuttle]

I have a vanilla 26.1.2 instance

[ruby copper]

for now im testing it locally tho

[muted shuttle]

sob

Lmk when u want to test

[ruby copper]

its a one mixin fabric mod of 5 lines of java lol

I can send u the src if urschizo

it just changes the url

to my url

[muted shuttle]

Ohhh is it fabric

[ruby copper]

yeah in theory it also works without fabric

just needs mixins

@muted shuttle yoo

[muted shuttle]

gexxing it crazy style rn

[untold helm]

?

Freak

[ruby copper]

lol it did the whitelist thing as well automatically

[muted shuttle]

I lied im straight

[ruby copper]

this is so cool

[muted shuttle]

U should make it add nochatreports automatically

[ruby copper]

works

ok now lets test uhh

world templates

removing someone also works

and immediately kicks them

[untold helm]

What benefit does this have over hosting a normal server for example?

[ruby copper]

its really easy to set up and it also allows you to directly upload a single player world I guess

It's just for fun

I don't do it for benefits

@muted shuttle I hope mojang didnt put these behind auth...

lets see.

[terse dome]

@ruby copper is there a locally hostable realms server already available somewhere

[ruby copper]

No

This is Worlds First

[terse dome]

how long did it take to make

/vibecode

[versed sun]

Do I need new earbuds yet?

[ruby copper]

idk like 30 min

shoutout mojang for not obfuscating mc 26.1.2

its like so easy to just look at the client and see what it expects now

[terse dome]

oh so its not allat

[outer adder]

yo

[terse dome]

cool

[versed sun]

These still work

[ruby copper]

well it seems that the minigame worlds are behind auth @muted shuttle

rip

[muted shuttle]

:/

[versed sun]

First time I haven’t seen you send a sticker

[outer adder]

so keep

[terse dome]

just download them all with a authed account then rehost

[ruby copper]

fr

[untold helm]

Buy a real realm and one by one rip the maps using cheats

[outer adder]

@ruby copper how the mc server going

[ruby copper]

yeah I have to buy realms to pull all the templates

bruh

do I buy a realm for this chat @untold helm @terse dome @muted shuttle

[terse dome]

yes

[ruby copper]

Ok

[versed sun]

This is new?

[untold helm]

Sure, I feel like it would be more worth it for the high quality minigame maps

[ruby copper]

yeah im just gonna rip them all lol

[untold helm]

goodude

[versed sun]

Geodude*

[thick tapir]

Ego’d

[untold helm]

sush

[ruby copper]

which mc server

oh wait you mean the one from a few days ago

[outer adder]

idk the one you working on

[ruby copper]

I'm making self hosted realms rn lol

[outer adder]

oh nice

[versed sun]

Only censored it so it may get more replies 100%

[hot creek]

@spring wren for me to abuse the new user discount again I had to
Get my mom's phone
Use her cell data
Use her credit card
Mistype my unit number as "unit letter ..."

$2 iPhone 11 lcd on the way

[outer adder]

btw did you oss your pterodactyl plugin installer?

[hot creek]

I'm too schizo to open the AliExpress app without being on cell data now

Lol

[terse dome]

the alternative is paying a singular cent for a temporary phone number

[thick tapir]

yk ur in gay city when you see liberal billboards fr fr

[ruby copper]

oh @terse dome @muted shuttle @hot creek we r so blessed

[terse dome]

omg meek getting handouts

[hot creek]

They blacklisted my phone, ip, address, credit card, google pay,

[stark spruce]

@glacial valve

[hot creek]

also a phone number that could be used for aliexpress was like $2

and at that point i would've bought on my secondary account for $5

What was that

snipe

[thick tapir]

how tf they blacklist ur google pay ❓

[hot creek]

for some reason on the samsung they gave me a $2 shopping credit?

[hot creek]

no idea

[ruby copper]

entering in my debit card rn

[thick tapir]

doesnt it randomize card numbers and shit

[ruby copper]

Yay

I'm so getting hacked

[hot creek]

They probably recognize it's a blacklisted google account paying with google pay

[terse dome]

bro how do i get the mastercards instead of the shit ass maestros

[hot creek]

wtf u doing

[ruby copper]

buying a minecraft realm to dump all template worlds

[hot creek]

oh also on ios 16 you can sign up for apps with passkeys

[ruby copper]

I got a visa lol

its loading

[hot creek]

and when you sign up with a passkey, since they didn't flag any of that phone yet, i didn't have to put in an email OR phone number

dawg i got so desparate yesterday i signed up for the firefox email cover thing

[terse dome]

i can ask the same question just visa instead of vpay

[ruby copper]

well I used to have a maestro but then one day my bank was just like ok bro here u go heres a real card

[terse dome]

wtf bro why my bank aint doing that

[ruby copper]

when my maestro one expired

[hot creek]

holy shit im twitter famous

[ruby copper]

Ok I wrote a script now to download all templates

I just need a real realm

my phone is charging I need to confirm the payment on there

but its on low battery screen

[opaque cargo]

SUMSUNG

USE SUNSUNG GALAXY A50

[untold helm]

SUMSUNG

SUNSUNG

[terse dome]

nvm they are doing it but apparently they just havent deployed it to me

[ruby copper]

its loading

[terse dome]

grr

might contact customer support

[ruby copper]

@terse dome @untold helm @muted shuttle we r so gonna troll microsoft

they never expected me to dump all their templates

[hot creek]

neko sancturary

[terse dome]

remember to cancel subscription immediately

you can cancel without actually losing access for 1 month

[ruby copper]

true

[hot creek]

piracy

maxine

[tepid ermine]

Can you hear the music

[hot creek]

help

no

[muted shuttle]

yea

Thanks @ruby copper for your alcove patch

[untold helm]

DMs

[hot creek]

mods

M<ODS

[untold helm]

?

[tepid ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-1787947313354313976

[ruby copper]

well im on the official realm now

Uhh

Let me run the script

surely it's fine

wow this realm server is slow

my locally hosted one was faster

how tf

its running on a m2 air with 2GB of ram

and it was like 5x faster

[terse dome]

obviously

[ruby copper]

no like

not faster as in ping

faster as in world gen

[hot creek]

deftones

[terse dome]

they probably use shit servers

cheapest possible

to skimp on costs

[ruby copper]

Uw Java Minecraft Realms-abonnement voor jou en 10 vrienden (met proefversie van 30 dagen)-abonnement is nog 30 dagen geldig. Er worden geen kosten meer in rekening gebracht, maar u kunt uw abonnement blijven gebruiken tot 17-6-2026.

[untold helm]

@hot creek

[hot creek]

https://girlcockx.com/shitpost_2049/status/2056026718608019577?s=20

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@shepgoba

[tepid ermine]

i downloaded overwatch

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle sus, posted in every single channel at the same time

[terse dome]

waow i can read all this

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

oh my god

too many things are happening at once

goo dlord

[terse dome]

• maxine when she has 2 things to do

[hot creek]

li terally

bad mod

maxine is not doing anything about ts bro

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Maxine I bought a minecraft realm a official one and im dumping all world templates rn

[hot creek]

https://girlcockx.com/alob_e/status/2056015206946328751?s=20

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[opaque cargo]

SUMSUNG

[velvet zenith]

You know you get one for free right

[hot creek]

SUMSUNG

[opaque cargo]

Sumsung

[tepid ermine]

Cumsung

Just use atrenos

[opaque cargo]

ZUMZUNG

[ruby copper]

You're now signed in to Minecraft Launcher. You can now safely close this window.

[hot creek]

@ruby copper literally

[tepid ermine]

Mfs wanna be different and rich

Use atrenos

[ruby copper]

r y'all stupid