general

[ruby copper]

Yay

[void dew]

Oh right

[muted shuttle]

this has to be ragebait

[void dew]

2020

[desert cairn]

im sure your legs love the heat from your intel slop

[spark yacht]

No

[true plover]

Me with a 2022 intel MacBook

[polar python]

need vulkan

[true plover]

[polar python]

and proton

[void dew]

The i9 MacBook Pro is amazing

[true plover]

How’s heat

[desert cairn]

u can tell hes larping because no i9 mac user has ever said that

[polar python]

for about 20 mins on battery

[void dew]

Sadly we’re stuck with the 2012 Mac

[terse dome]

use intel in the winter AS in the summer

[true plover]

Fr

[spark yacht]

My mom hates her 2019 macbook pro

[desert cairn]

iwonder why

[true plover]

I had a 17 inch mbp

[void dew]

Any i9 competes with a gaming pc

[true plover]

It was a space heater

[spark yacht]

She bought it right before they announced the apple silicon macs

[true plover]

And then it died

[desert cairn]

x86_64 is dead

[desert cairn]

unluckiest people lowk

[hot creek]

Ewww fiore made trolldeceypt

[chilly bear]

this is kinda minecraft if you think about it

[void dew]

Is running Linux on a Mac a good idea?

Dual booting

[velvet zenith]

ur wrong (ive only played 1 game)

[spark yacht]

Last I checked gaming computers were focused on graphics performance not cpu performance

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[desert cairn]

running linux on anything isnt a good idea

[void dew]

Wow

[livid aspen]

would upgrading from sata 3 ssd to nvme make a difference in daily usage

[void dew]

You are so wrong

[velvet zenith]

is that why you run it on your main pc

[desert cairn]

i literally use linux on the desktop every day of my life

[ruby copper]

all the people I know irl that used linux switched back to windows about a week later

[void dew]

Running Linux will increase your performance a lot

[livid aspen]

including me

[desert cairn]

no it doesnt

[ashen basin]

I fucking hate Linux it’s the spawn of 99% of my steam deck issues

[desert cairn]

its the same shit

but with a bad desktop experience

and better not desktop

i guess

[void dew]

And millions are ditching windows for Linux

[desert cairn]

i dont care

[ruby copper]

kde is fine

[desert cairn]

no it isnt

[muted shuttle]

"millions"

[desert cairn]

my taskbar crashes once a day

[muted shuttle]

doubt

[chilly bear]

not true

i didn't switch back

[spark yacht]

99% are steam deck users

[ruby copper]

well I dont know u irl do i

[chilly bear]

well...

[desert cairn]

the steam deck is bad because it runs linux

[chilly bear]

no comment.

[muted shuttle]

i love linux but i know damn well millions aren't switching to it

[desert cairn]

but windows isnt an option on handhelds its awful

[livid aspen]

its good but some games dont support what it runs

[polar python]

millions must switch to open source

[muted shuttle]

windows fucking sucks but nobody actually cares to switch to linux

[ruby copper]

Ok how many fingers am I hold ing up rn

[muted shuttle]

none

[velvet zenith]

so they should put macos on there

[desert cairn]

ive been saying this

[livid aspen]

totally

[chilly bear]

mf im not there rn

[spark yacht]

Nah steamos addresses the main problem which is ux

[muted shuttle]

macOS with proton would go hard lowkey

[void dew]

https://medium.com/@techinfintrix/linux-in-2026-why-millions-are-switching-away-from-windows-for-good-de104855bcdb

[velvet zenith]

yeah real shit i dont feel like spending hours trying to get everything to work again

[spark yacht]

It existed at one point

[desert cairn]

if steam and apple had an agreement for hardware and proton it would be crazy

[spark yacht]

Apperantly

[desert cairn]

stripped down macos for handhelds

with proton

[ashen basin]

I so highly disagree

[livid aspen]

i tried switching 10 times and every time it shit itself

[muted shuttle]

i took the time to switch and i don't really regret it but there are moments where i wish i had the "man why can't i just install and run this and expect it to work" experience

[desert cairn]

i dont regret it only because windows sucks

macos is the only usable os

and its not even good

[ruby copper]

EVERY linux user either has autism or undiagnosed autism

[muted shuttle]

ok

[velvet zenith]

if u use windows 10/11 iot ltsc u have no problems anyways

[ruby copper]

fr

[hot creek]

@ruby copper it's uploading but it will probably take a while since it's almost 200mb lol

[desert cairn]

yeah fr normal windows is compltely unusable

[velvet zenith]

What does that make you

[ashen basin]

macOS is best for everything except gaming

[livid aspen]

win11 ltsc sucks a bit in my case

[velvet zenith]

An outlier in the data

[muted shuttle]

i still manage to have issues on these versions

[velvet zenith]

Sorry

[ruby copper]

Well I have diagnosed autism

[void dew]

The problem lies in the fact that your pc can become permanently disabled on windows 10 just by updating normally

[hot creek]

Holy active chat

[livid aspen]

windows 10 ltsc 22h2 is the best im sure

[ruby copper]

Ok thank you sir

[hot creek]

yw mr eeky

[ruby copper]

@hot creek it's version 0.33.0 right

[spark yacht]

When has that happened?

[hot creek]

Yes

[ruby copper]

goat

[velvet zenith]

yea but u dont use linux

[ruby copper]

true

[desert cairn]

outlier

[velvet zenith]

so ur an outlier

[muted shuttle]

idk where to get diagnosed for autism

[desert cairn]

i dont have autism and i use linux

[ashen basin]

Walmart

[ruby copper]

Okay well ur either autistic or are chronicalyl online

[ashen basin]

Claires as well

[ruby copper]

if u use linux

[hot creek]

com.mojang.minecraftearthf_0.33.0_decrypted.ipa

[muted shuttle]

they're gonna give me autism if i don't already have it

[ruby copper]

that should fit 100% of people

[hot creek]

My wifi is really ass whej uploading something

[void dew]

Due to the fact that if Securely Boot is enabled, your pc will permanently become disabled if it’s old enough

[hot creek]

14% uploaded

[desert cairn]

there is 0 reason to not use secure boot

[muted shuttle]

brother what

[ruby copper]

how is ur wifi so slow

[void dew]

Due to lacking security

[muted shuttle]

wtf are you on about

[ruby copper]

bro has star link

[velvet zenith]

Due to the fact that if Securely Boot is enabled, your pc will permanently become disabled if it’s old enough

[ashen basin]

If you already have it then you get autism premium edition

[ruby copper]

I love my pc with Securely Boot bro

[hot creek]

5g internet

tmobile

[void dew]

I have autism

[hot creek]

their upload / download ratio is always ass

[desert cairn]

we can tell

[void dew]

Lol

[hot creek]

with the old router i would always get 350mbps download and like

2mbps upload

[desert cairn]

um

i will choose to ignore this

[hot creek]

dude this lipo i shoved in this 6s is actually pretty decent

[ruby copper]

why r u not connected via normal internet wires bruh

[muted shuttle]

no wonder why your shit crashing bro

[hot creek]

i think it's better than its original battery

[hot creek]

i live in 10 acres of nothingness

[void dew]

Recent Windows updates—specifically regarding Secure Boot certificate expirations and Host Memory Buffer (HMB) changes affecting specific DRAMless SSDs—have caused major boot failures, BSoDs (Blue Screens of Death), and firmware mismatches, essentially locking users out of their devices.

[desert cairn]

i blame arch for fucking with my nvidia drivers

[ruby copper]

how far away is normal civilization from ur home

[muted shuttle]

arch

[ruby copper]

dont you feel lonely at times

[desert cairn]

its the only usable distro

[hot creek]

i blame arch for fucking my femboy wife

[muted shuttle]

debian?

[spark yacht]

Those were bad firmware on some ssd batches

[desert cairn]

remember i have ancient nvidia

[hot creek]

about like 10 minutes ish from the nearest walmart

[desert cairn]

nothing works correctly

[narrow crown]

you never had a femboy wife to begin with

[desert cairn]

fedora installer does not work

[void dew]

When the secure boot certificate expires on a windows 10 pc it bricks itself

[desert cairn]

debian doesnt boot past grub

[muted shuttle]

u gotta tap into polaris amd

[desert cairn]

and i dont want to use debian anyway, the maintainers are morons

[ruby copper]

HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found

[muted shuttle]

dirt cheap + decent

[hot creek]

45% uploaded

[desert cairn]

i dont want to buy anything else for this stupid computer

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[ruby copper]

me when I GET /people/<redacted>/job

[desert cairn]

maxine

[ruby copper]

Nebula

[teal bramble]

VOTE ROMANIA IN EUROVISION 🇷🇴 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴

Sorry

[hot creek]

/people/mineekester/job

[ruby copper]

larp

[void dew]

-/::;())(;:///(()(;:/-:((;:-:;:;

[chilly bear]

ok

[ruby copper]

you left romania when u were like 6

[hot creek]

7

67

[teal bramble]

Why does that matter bruh

[void dew]

1011011010110101010110110101101101101011011010110110101101011011

[desert cairn]

Who decrypted my swap

1011011010110101010110110101101101101011011010110110101101011011

[chilly bear]

this will explode zsh don't try it

[ruby copper]

you betrayed them

[hot creek]

my computer got horny

[teal bramble]

i still dont have my german passport after 12 years almost bro

😭

[void dew]

101010110110110110101011111111111110101101101011011101111111111111101110111010110110101100110101

[hot creek]

why not

[ruby copper]

what is cloudburst

[teal bramble]

bc bureaucracy

[void dew]

-/:;(()$&&@“”@&$)))((;;:/—/:;;()$&&$)(;;:

[desert cairn]

i doubt im actually using llvmpipe

[desert cairn]

theres no way

[teal bramble]

👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

[ruby copper]

does it COST MONEY TO VOTE???

[hot creek]

what's that

[muted shuttle]

im crine

[teal bramble]

Yeah

[muted shuttle]

paying to vote

[teal bramble]

Like always

?

[ruby copper]

I never voted before

[hot creek]

@teal bramble can i have 2 euro

[polar python]

u should make it pay to vote for voidai polls

[spark yacht]

How do you think isreal gets votes?

[teal bramble]

Yep

[teal bramble]

😭

😭

[desert cairn]

😭
😭

[hot creek]

thanks twin

[polar python]

mineek ahh emoji

[hot creek]

i will convert to shekels immediately

[muted shuttle]

@polar python did you name the cat claude

[void dew]

😀😃😄😂😅🥹😆🤣☺️🥲😊😉🙂😇🙃🥰😍😌😘😋😚😙😗😛😝😜🤪🤨🧐🤓😎🙂‍↕️🥳🤩🥸😏😒🙂‍↔️😞😏😒🙂‍↔️😞🙁🙁😕😟😔☹️😣😖😫😩🥺😢😭🤬😡😠😤🤯🥵😳🥶🥵😱😨😰😶‍🌫️😥😓🤗🤔😥😓🤗🤔🫡🫢🤭🫣🤫🫠🤥😶😑🫤😐🫥

[polar python]

no her name is toastey or toastie idk how @gusty gulch wants to spell it

[hot creek]

12 votes 80%

[muted shuttle]

can u stop sending random stuff like this

thx

[muted shuttle]

@gusty gulch Why not claude

[ruby copper]

Throwback to the time I got talk perms in public mod logs in voidai

[desert cairn]

cloid

[hot creek]

that was not an option on the poll

[polar python]

cuz it’s a girl

[muted shuttle]

Claudette

[hot creek]

is this the server ur currently getting groomed in

[void dew]

What are we talking about

[tame shuttle]

Hiii

[muted shuttle]

notice how it's not neko sanctuary

[void dew]

Hi! 👋

[hot creek]

that's his first favorite grooming server

[ruby copper]

Maxine used to be in neko sanctuary

[muted shuttle]

unfortunately

however, fortunately, i am banned now

[hot creek]

notice how mineek is still a him and not a her

[ruby copper]

@terse dome Is also in neko sanctuary

[terse dome]

so are you

[ruby copper]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

i still want to purge my messages from there

[hot creek]

was it when you sent the hard r in #kitty-general

[muted shuttle]

but i can't

[polar python]

@desert cairn Three researchers used Anthropic's Mythos to build a working macOS kernel exploit that bypasses Apple's M5 Memory Integrity Enforcement, a security system Apple spent five years and billions of dollars building.

[hot creek]

lmaooooo

[ruby copper]

gdpr request

[narrow crown]

ive never heard of kitty general so um

not my problem?

why did they name it after me

[hot creek]

not a real neko sancturary fan

[muted shuttle]

i don't know the server id or whatever

[hot creek]

they think they are cats

[desert cairn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688121419980341282/1065738393281110016/IMG_4193.gif

[hot creek]

or something

[narrow crown]

no bro i am not a neko sanctuary fan at all

[polar python]

we are ALL cats

meow meow meow

[fervent dove]

meow

:3

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[ruby copper]

1106776916624687184

[untold helm]

meow

[ruby copper]

#1106776916624687184

oh

[teal bramble]

Evil MaxineRole icon, Honorary Members — 9:35 PM
we are ALL cats
meow meow meow

[muted shuttle]

thx

[tame shuttle]

Nope

[untold helm]

mrow

[tame shuttle]

I’m a mountain goat

Baaa

[hot creek]

he wants me

[muted shuttle]

i won't be doing this because i'm a lazy bitch

[narrow crown]

gir keeps filtering me for meow with the hard r

[ruby copper]

who up meowing

[desert cairn]

@fervent dove Hi ❤️

[chilly bear]

kiwi bird

[narrow crown]

maxine can you fix this

maxine

[untold helm]

hm, genius roles can do mrow

[ruby copper]

Ok bro

We get it

Ur genius

[void dew]

Meow

[tame shuttle]

Mow

[desert cairn]

[hot creek]

m*ow

[void dew]

Moo

[polar python]

ME

im in my cat era again we’re so back

[chilly bear]

worm

[narrow crown]

can i be genius again so i can hang out in #969343289641828382-backroom and not help anyone

[ruby copper]

palera1n ahh

[ruby copper]

this is literally what I was doing

[muted shuttle]

What does he want bro

[hot creek]

fursuit money

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper say ball removal but replace ball with bali

[spark yacht]

Why did you ask for your role to be removed if you're jealous?

[hot creek]

mods

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Hey maxine are you seeing this

[hot creek]

ban him

[polar python]

remember when jules went thru all genius messages to see if they were worth keeping

now nobody give a fuck

[muted shuttle]

Modsss

[ruby copper]

acatto is tricking me into saying icloud bypass software

[teal bramble]

sorry

[chilly bear]

i don't get it

[polar python]

mineekbypass

[thorn crescent]

they purge for you?

[narrow crown]

back when jailbreaking was real

[hot creek]

yes it is

[void dew]

It’s still real

[ruby copper]

yes

[polar python]

[hot creek]

cock removal

[narrow crown]

nowadays for most people the answer is just "you cant jb"

[muted shuttle]

honda civic

[ruby copper]

they have to by law but it takes like 2 weeks

[desert cairn]

Jazzy when she looks in her closet for the cat ears and thigh highs

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[hot creek]

@ruby copper the piracy finsihed

[thorn crescent]

what if you still have access to the server

[spark yacht]

It's real in my head

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1396006002087694356/togif.gif

[ruby copper]

then just use a selfbot to do it

[void dew]

Most people are on iOS 15-18

[ruby copper]

Send link

[thorn crescent]

i dont wanna get banned

[polar python]

this nebby is transgender bruh

[ruby copper]

Then do a gdpr request

[void dew]

iOS 26 had a low adoption rate

[narrow crown]

most users let their phones auto update tho

[thorn crescent]

yea im asking if they'll still do it even if im still in the server

ive heard maybe not but that was from reddit so

[ruby copper]

yes

[desert cairn]

theres a fork of undiscord that works

[ruby copper]

Shoutout @hot creek for providing minecraft earth

[void dew]

@narrow crown go look it up. iOS 26 has a less than 30% adoption rate

[thorn crescent]

ok bet

[polar python]

?

[untold helm]

Source?

[chilly bear]

linux is great again https://gockx.com/_be4_/status/2055635794870825089?s=46

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[hot creek]

inspect element i actually linked you furry porn

[ruby copper]

and now hes weird again

[hot creek]

why does it actually look good

[narrow crown]

that doesnt say anything about the demand for a jailbreak, or the feasibility of one

[hot creek]

notice how ur not like "nooo its not!!!"

[ruby copper]

linux users when the challenge is to just use their pc like a pc

[muted shuttle]

(he always is)

[hot creek]

[polar python]

if an ios update ever had a 30% adoption rate there would be an internal crisis at apple lol

[hot creek]

look who's talking

[muted shuttle]

ok buddy

[chilly bear]

mineek when people do ANYTHING

[hot creek]

DANKPODS POSTED

[desert cairn]

ur late

[muted shuttle]

ur late

[ruby copper]

ur late

[muted shuttle]

hold on i gotta scrobble my ipod...

[untold helm]

ur late

[hot creek]

big ass drivers

[ruby copper]

can we filter the word ipod

[narrow crown]

gay ass

[muted shuttle]

why

[hot creek]

WHERE

sorry

[polar python]

just ban maxine atp it’s easier

[desert cairn]

you know with spotify it scrobbles when you finish the song

[muted shuttle]

what did i do

:(

[void dew]

https://www.techradar.com/phones/ios/ios-26-adoption-on-iphones-is-staggeringly-low-here-are-3-reasons-why

[untold helm]

What if someone needed to jailbreak their iPod touch 7

[hot creek]

me when the 5g beams me and makes me gay for a second before i return back to lte mode

[ruby copper]

too bad

[narrow crown]

then we send them to the legacyjb server?? easy

[ruby copper]

its ewaste anyway

[untold helm]

This was all the way back in January

[ruby copper]

the ipod touch 7 has a a10 chip and it runs ios 15

not legacy.

[muted shuttle]

fr

[narrow crown]

wtf

[void dew]

I want to downgrade to iOS 18 without losing data

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Vanilla Ice Cream Flavored Greek Yogurt Milkshake 220 cal 30g protein

[narrow crown]

almost legacy!

[ruby copper]

I remember when ios 15 came out

[narrow crown]

you cant downgrade, period

[polar python]

it’s probably this too https://lapcatsoftware.com/articles/2026/1/3.html

[ruby copper]

and I bought an iphone 6s to jb it

[void dew]

Yes you can

[ruby copper]

and I updated it from iOS 14 to iOS 15 thinkign checkra1n would work

only for it to not work

[untold helm]

modern is 15-26
legacy is 7-14
classic is 1-6

[ruby copper]

So then I made palera1n

and the other tool that is filtered

[desert cairn]

whos i bro

[ruby copper]

Not you

[muted shuttle]

it's storming while the sun's out bro

[ruby copper]

You did the shell script

[velvet zenith]

gfg

[ruby copper]

I did the lower level stuff

[narrow crown]

sunshower!

[void dew]

Reibo#t

[desert cairn]

Reibo#t

[polar python]

word

[ruby copper]

SUNSTORM

Hey

[chilly bear]

doesn't work

[untold helm]

Reibo#t

[narrow crown]

Reibo#t

[ruby copper]

Filter bypass :/

[muted shuttle]

Hey i know this tool

sunst0rm

wtf

[narrow crown]

she cant warn us all for filter bypass..

[muted shuttle]

developer can't say

[ruby copper]

Fix it

[muted shuttle]

depends on what it is .

[void dew]

Apple still signs iOS 18

[polar python]

@desert cairn start ur claude we’re cracking apples tss key and selling a downgrade service $100/device

[ruby copper]

No they dont

[velvet zenith]

Okay

[narrow crown]

i dont know what it is just some bullshit this whitename was talking about

[desert cairn]

ok

[muted shuttle]

instead of "cracking keys" "cracking software" how about u crack some bitches

[coral fog]

https://tenor.com/view/queso-cat-meow-baby-big-eyes-gif-2556690558233171040

[ruby copper]

LITERALLY mirror emoji bro

[polar python]

Done what now

[muted shuttle]

I dont want to crack bitches

[muted shuttle]

Ummm

Continue

[narrow crown]

stkc is basically the only guy in this server who actually isnt a virgin

[hot creek]

if i use my wireless charging pad as a coaster will it made my drink gay by the power of induction @keto

[polar python]

i got 2 pussies in my house rn

[muted shuttle]

you

[polar python]

oh

3

[muted shuttle]

and the cat

[hot creek]

cani see both of them

[untold helm]

you and a mirror

[desert cairn]

no thanks

[ruby copper]

[21:44:35 INF] Loaded 100 drop sets for tappable ID genoa:chest_tappable_map | Path: ./data/tappable/chest_tap

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Can I tap you

[muted shuttle]

Ok have fun

What

[polar python]

bro is couch colored

[narrow crown]

aweee

[muted shuttle]

What ?

[muted shuttle]

Awwww

[hot creek]

HUH

[ruby copper]

muffin 2.0

[muted shuttle]

Look at her ...

[hot creek]

maxeek

[ruby copper]

I meant the MINECRAFT EARTH CHEST

[polar python]

maxeekcarbula

[ruby copper]

I was asking if she was a tappable minecraft earth chest

[tepid ermine]

whos watching the eurovision

dang greece so gay

[narrow crown]

ugh. i have to clean out my butt for my date tn

[polar python]

@teal bramble

[muted shuttle]

Ohhh

[desert cairn]

rjb summed up in a msg

[ruby copper]

most non fake message

[muted shuttle]

false because rjb members don't have sex

[chilly bear]

oh

[hot creek]

epstien files ass message

[narrow crown]

wrong, the rest of you arent getting any dates at all

[void dew]

Apple does sign iOS 18

[untold helm]

OTA only

[narrow crown]

u are just talking out of ur ass cuh

[void dew]

They let you get it from their website

[fervent dove]

Classy Car deleted a message

no clean = free lube

Message ID: 1505295461710299167 · May 16, 2026, 7:46 PM

[chilly bear]

you don't know the method bru

[narrow crown]

no clean = gross

[ruby copper]

@chilly bear Can you sign iOS 18 for me >.<

[tepid ermine]

THERES NO RUSSIA?

[ruby copper]

Lol

[hot creek]

THERES NO RUSSIA?

[ruby copper]

When is eurovision

[muted shuttle]

scrobbled my ipod

[tepid ermine]

rn

[ruby copper]

oh

[tepid ermine]

its Ukraine turn rn

[ruby copper]

well too bad im making a minecraft earth private server

[tepid ermine]

fuck it

it so ahh

[thick tapir]

who gets a pizza without toppings?

[muted shuttle]

WHAT

[untold helm]

???????

[muted shuttle]

gross

[desert cairn]

mods kill this guy

[hot creek]

what the fuck is he doing dawg

[velvet zenith]

Yeah let me ask level 1 support to sign it

[ruby copper]

Thanks

[chilly bear]

hold on im distilling my meth

[ruby copper]

Ok lets see if whatever ipa classy sent me is malware

[muted shuttle]

@limber temple Can you sign ios 9.3.2 for me

[hot creek]

how does he know

[muted shuttle]

Modssss

[void dew]

Well I installed iOS 3 on my iPod touch 2g

[hot creek]

oh yeah i forgot i uploaded it to the SLOWEST CDN EVER

[teal bramble]

Wtf

:/

[hot creek]

aka bobashare

[teal bramble]

Ferto is nice

u js mean

[ruby copper]

nah I trust classy tho because he's too stupid to inject malware into an ios app probably

[void dew]

Unsigned

[hot creek]

yeah

[tepid ermine]

fuck no

ferto ferto 😜 ahh

[ruby copper]

mineek@M2-MBA ~ % otool -l /Users/mineek/Downloads/Payload\ 2/minecraftearthtf.app/minecraftearthtf | grep cryptid
cryptid 0
mineek@M2-MBA ~ %

[hot creek]

lets hope the 67 piracy repos i had don't infect it

[ruby copper]

Yay its decrypted

[narrow crown]

i got the cutest shirt today for only 5 dollar

[muted shuttle]

can i see

:3

[teal bramble]

thats why bro

😜 😜 😜 😜 😜 😜 😜

[velvet zenith]

This guys schizo he doesnt have his name in there

[tepid ermine]

pmo

[ruby copper]

what

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/TheBigBroTea/status/2054458504837230609/video/1?s=46 funny fight

Big Brother Tea (@TheBigBroTea)

This was kind of the funniest day in Big Brother history #bb27

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 13, 2026, 7:07 AM

[desert cairn]

so r u

[velvet zenith]

my macbook has the name

[void dew]

Fun fact: you can install iOS 5 on a Mini 1 via PwnedDFU

[velvet zenith]

Stupid idiot

[ruby copper]

my mac account name is my irl name its just my unix name

thats mineek

[polar python]

sandwich ahh username

[ruby copper]

but my actual account name is my real full irl name

[velvet zenith]

Ok

Why dont you just use your name there

[untold helm]

Minecraft Geek

[ruby copper]

Cuz when compiling shit your username is put into it most of the time

[void dew]

1@42&432536366375575567874336787543578875433567654335677655

[ruby copper]

so i would very likely self dox myself

[desert cairn]

ok and

[ruby copper]

With just my first name it isnt an issue

[velvet zenith]

ok and

[hot creek]

Guys the iphone 4 is almost released im so excited

[desert cairn]

first name btw

[ruby copper]

but I dont want my full name

[velvet zenith]

mac uses ur first name only btw

[ruby copper]

Well how do I change it

[void dew]

.,?!’mlljhggfdssasdfhjkknbvvcxddffgghhj;($&&!??,?;;()&&$!?(;;

[velvet zenith]

idk

[desert cairn]

erase

[narrow crown]

ft. my roommate's pile of clothes and other crap

[ruby copper]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

ooo

[narrow crown]

why is this image so low res

[hot creek]

classycar roomate

[desert cairn]

❯ whoami
dominic

[narrow crown]

wtv u get the point

[muted shuttle]

sandwich@MacBook-Ultra ~ % whoami
sandwich

[narrow crown]

ong except she's not fat

[desert cairn]

macbook ultra

[hot creek]

C:\Users\Hunter>whoami
desktop-c11iqpt\hunter

[desert cairn]

arent u guys the same bmi

[velvet zenith]

this is your pc who cares

[desert cairn]

no it isnt

[hot creek]

hunter more like humper

[muted shuttle]

?

[velvet zenith]

Why u got an arrow

[narrow crown]

classy car drop height and weight

[desert cairn]

❯ uname -a
Darwin MacBook-Pro.local 25.4.0 Darwin Kernel Version 25.4.0: Thu Mar 19 19:32:36 PDT 2026; root:xnu-12377.101.15~1/RELEASE_ARM64_T8103 arm64

[hot creek]

i was 249.8lbs before i ate chicken nuggets

[desert cairn]

i forgot what its called

lowk

[velvet zenith]

chevron right

[desert cairn]

powerlevel10k

👍

[narrow crown]

actually i dont know my weight but i know im 5 foot 8 and under 200lb

[untold helm]

sandwich

[desert cairn]

i use the same shit on my mac as my pc idk

[ruby copper]

Ok I renamed my mac username to prove im not schizo @desert cairn @velvet zenith

[desert cairn]

Thanks

[muted shuttle]

same lowkey

[velvet zenith]

thanks

[untold helm]

your 4 11

[desert cairn]

fr

[muted shuttle]

you're* and false

[teal bramble]

Well, who would have thought?

[ruby copper]

tap in @muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

im good

[desert cairn]

gm

[velvet zenith]

gm

[untold helm]

you’re 5 2

[desert cairn]

i didnt even know u could rename it

[narrow crown]

koen@M2-MBA

[ruby copper]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

i'm 5'8

[tepid ermine]

NOW WHY AUSTRALIA AND ISRAEL IN EUROVISION

[untold helm]

4'20*

[teal bramble]

cuz they in the ebu

and because the main sponsor is israeli

[desert cairn]

well well well

[narrow crown]

you're right

im four foot twenty inches

[teal bramble]

(moroccanoil)

[tepid ermine]

jews

[muted shuttle]

im cold

[teal bramble]

wtf

[ruby copper]

Ok

[desert cairn]

sweat shirt

dumbass

[untold helm]

blähaj

[muted shuttle]

i don't think i have any lowkey

[hot creek]

its so hot in my room

[desert cairn]

blanket

dumbass

[muted shuttle]

i think all i have are tshirts or hoodies

[desert cairn]

cause u cant afford hvac

[muted shuttle]

but it's not hoodie season..

[desert cairn]

hoodies are the same shit bro

[tepid ermine]

no?

[hot creek]

we had floor vents but mom + dad ripped out the furnace violently because they were too concerned about carbon monoxide poisoning

[ruby copper]

hydrophobic very annoying classycar

[hot creek]

homophobic very annoying classycar

[narrow crown]

i thought hoodie season was year round for boymoders

sorry

[hot creek]

boymoders

nebula girlmoding rn

[muted shuttle]

im lowkey just ballin with tshirts

[hot creek]

BALLS?

[desert cairn]

rick roll probably

[muted shuttle]

it is

[narrow crown]

yes

[turbid dust]

no

its jb

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Virus link

Delete it please

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle Virus link

[turbid dust]

☹️

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Theres a virus link

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Virus link

@muted shuttle Virus link

[ruby copper]

Fix it

Maxine

@muted shuttle Virus link

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Hey

[ruby copper]

Maxine fix

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Virus link

@muted shuttle Virus link

[turbid dust]

@muted shuttle ill guve you 700 crypto

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Virus link

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Virus link

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Can you do your job theres a scam virus link

[teal bramble]

Hey @muted shuttle Virus link

[chilly bear]

leaked

[muted shuttle]

Ok yay

[hot creek]

i love how an rjb discord admin will very quickly click on any link, not seeing if it could be a token logger

[rich dune]

@muted shuttle Virus link

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Virus link

[rich dune]

@muted shuttle Virus link

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Virus link

@muted shuttle Virus link

[rich dune]

@muted shuttle Virus link

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Virus link

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle Virus link

[teal bramble]

Sorry

[turbid dust]

its a discord dot com

[muted shuttle]

Because it would show me the link before taking me

[uncut token]

microsoft .net in apple

[muted shuttle]

And discord.com doesnt redirect to other websites iirc

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Virus link

[turbid dust]

also it says what the link is! its for jailbreak

[velvet zenith]

Yes it does

[muted shuttle]

ok

[turbid dust]

look its even from r/jailbreak

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Virus link

@muted shuttle Virus link

@muted shuttle Virus link

[chilly bear]

didn't work

[turbid dust]

try again

[hot creek]

my balls fell off

[chilly bear]

pls fix

[hot creek]

help

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle virus link

[turbid dust]

@muted shuttle virus link

[muted shuttle]

im in my blankie

[uncut token]

it's a redirector

[ruby copper]

@mr keto what is a blankie

[ruby copper]

sounds racist

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Virus link@muted shuttle Virus link@muted shuttle Virus link@muted shuttle Virus link@muted shuttle Virus link@muted shuttle Virus link@muted shuttle Virus link@muted shuttle Virus link@muted shuttle Virus link@muted shuttle Virus link@muted shuttle Virus link@muted shuttle Virus link@muted shuttle Virus link@muted shuttle Virus link

[ruby copper]

bro is not a child

[velvet zenith]

Okay

[desert cairn]

ok

[alpine chasm]

Banned on the spot whoever wants to try

[muted shuttle]

im in my blankie

[desert cairn]

me me me

[ruby copper]

im making a token logger using darksword

[hot creek]

fuck you

[ruby copper]

and then sending it to every rjb admin

[velvet zenith]

we need log4j part 2

[hot creek]

im getting bluesky ptsd

[turbid dust]

?

what that

[muted shuttle]

Im on latest ios

[desert cairn]

apple tss

[alpine chasm]

Mineek wants to be a red name on the wall or remembrance

[teal bramble]

Night 🦆 [4141], Role icon, Administrators — 10:01 PM
Mineek wants to be a red name on the wall or remembrance

[muted shuttle]

ms. eek [void], Role icon, Member One — 3:01 PM
Night 🦆 [4141], Role icon, Administrators — 10:01 PM
Mineek wants to be a red name on the wall or remembrance

[desert cairn]

can i get there if i token log an admin

[hot creek]

Maxine [>~<], Role icon, Administrators — 3:01 PM
ms. eek [void], Role icon, Member One — 3:01 PM
Night 🦆 [4141], Role icon, Administrators — 10:01 PM
Mineek wants to be a red name on the wall or remembrance

[uncut token]

are you the developer of palera1n

[turbid dust]

👀

[ruby copper]

One of them

[alpine chasm]

Nah you didn't make it to genius/staff so

[turbid dust]

are you pale

[desert cairn]

fuckkk

[uncut token]

he's ra1n

[muted shuttle]

No you just get shot by aaron

[teal bramble]

can i get genius/staff

thx

[ruby copper]

Yes

[teal bramble]

oh ok thx

[turbid dust]

admin giveaway when

[uncut token]

Pale J. Rain invented palera1n of course

[alpine chasm]

Denied and deported

[muted shuttle]

I will be a pink name on the wall of rememberance because of how sweet and awesome i am :)

[desert cairn]

no

[teal bramble]

denied and what ??

[turbid dust]

it fidnt work

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Can you make it to a job

[teal bramble]

Image Maxine [>~<], Role icon, Administrators — 10:02 PM
I will be a pink name on the wall of rememberance because of how sweet and awesome i am :)

[hot creek]

mods politics

[muted shuttle]

:(

[hot creek]

o wo;;

[ruby copper]

why is ida pro so slow

[turbid dust]

guys is this w icon

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn oh nah

[muted shuttle]

mods

[desert cairn]

k

[muted shuttle]

virus link

[hot creek]

nebula [ANON], Role icon, Developers — 3:02 PM
Forwarded
eotj • 3:02 PM

[turbid dust]

EWWWW

[alpine chasm]

[untold helm]

can i get genius/staff

[teal bramble]

Hello,

Earlier this week, your account was disabled for being in violation of our Usage Policy. Upon receiving your appeal, we investigated this decision and reinstated your account. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Regards

Anthropic's Safeguards Team

[ruby copper]

Lol nebula is getting warned

[alpine chasm]

Handled

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[gusty gulch]

toastie

[muted shuttle]

Did u kill him

[untold helm]

What is this for

[turbid dust]

claude in the big 26

[hot creek]

did you kill her

[gusty gulch]

why the fuck would we

[hot creek]

DID YOU KILL MY NEBBY

[turbid dust]

redacted

[muted shuttle]

Why not

[uncut token]

https://www.linkedin.com/jobs

[vapid spruce]

got a little bored at the library and now im reading a phone book from 1989

[teal bramble]

dude uses grok

[ruby copper]

nebula got timed out for an hour

[turbid dust]

grok sexy mode

[ruby copper]

im crine

[desert cairn]

hi

[ruby copper]

oh

[desert cairn]

i bypassed the timeout

[hot creek]

mods

[muted shuttle]

mods

[hot creek]

alting

[desert cairn]

the token log worked

[alpine chasm]

wtf

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Get a job

[desert cairn]

u get a job

fat fuck

[turbid dust]

i just hacked maxine watch them say “meow”

[gusty gulch]

what about josie

[alpine chasm]

Josie better

Josie superior

[hot creek]

josie is dead

[alpine chasm]

Wtf

[ruby copper]

who is josie

[hot creek]

sorry !

[turbid dust]

@muted shuttle i have to mention them to start the hack

[alpine chasm]

Jazzy's dog

[hot creek]

nebula's fursona

[ruby copper]

Ohh

[hot creek]

ou ou

[velvet zenith]

Fuck you

[hot creek]

WOOFC WOOF

[teal bramble]

bro why is malta tommy cash alt account

[muted shuttle]

homophobic slur

[desert cairn]

$5

[velvet zenith]

Sure

In usd

[turbid dust]

does this mean i get banned

[desert cairn]

yeah true

[velvet zenith]

Thats basically what its worth

[desert cairn]

come to the US with an h1b visa

[hot creek]

can i dm you a homophobic meme its very phunny

[turbid dust]

or do you

[ruby copper]

bro said phunny

[muted shuttle]

yeah go ahead idc

[turbid dust]

mods?

[teal bramble]

👀

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn I got scammed

[desert cairn]

trump loves the indians

[turbid dust]

who wanna wire transfer rn

[hot creek]

where the hell did i put the zfold

[ruby copper]

ur zfold is not even a zfold its just a normal phone with extra steps

why did u buy a broken one bro

[teal bramble]

Classy Car [FART], Server Tag: FARTFARTMember One — 10:05 PMSaturday, May 16, 2026 10:05 PM
where the hell did i put the zfold

[desert cairn]

cause hes poor and an idiot

[velvet zenith]

@ruby copper Maxine will never have stuff like this

[untold helm]

zfolded

[muted shuttle]

@hot creek U didnt even send it to me

[ruby copper]

She will probably get it as a free handout

[velvet zenith]

well yeah she did

[turbid dust]

quagsire

[hot creek]

this BROKIE begging me for money again smh

[untold helm]

Is your account banner tomodachi life background

[velvet zenith]

i spent all the money by getting refurb from friends and family store by getting applecare and a dock

[gusty gulch]

are you sure about that

[turbid dust]

its the evil version

[polar python]

What does this mean

[turbid dust]

yes

[muted shuttle]

Why would i be begging you

[hot creek]

idk

[turbid dust]

i know what you are

[hot creek]

fr

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle is het een vogel

[hot creek]

is het een vogel

[muted shuttle]

@muted shuttle is so awesome

Wow thank you mineek

[gusty gulch]

she is not

[inner meadow]

D.

[turbid dust]

no they said sky the ping was mistranslated

[hot creek]

E

[gusty gulch]

you know what it means

[raven pine]

does anyone remember in 2020 when people on tiktok were posting videos like "reasons why to still live, youll die before the queen of england" and that stuff

[turbid dust]

no

[hot creek]

no

[ruby copper]

Yooo its finally done analyzing @muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Waow

[turbid dust]

who want me? 95% off

[hot creek]

wtf are you doing with my son

[raven pine]

okay so im just a dumbass now alright

[hot creek]

yes

[muted shuttle]

Shit game

[teal bramble]

maxine is the bird

???

[muted shuttle]

Not even getting 160fps

[hot creek]

#fyp #female #lgbtq #iloveyou #staystrong

[ashen basin]

"you wont get to meet your grandkids" is crazy LMFAOOOOOO

[hot creek]

how is ur shit running so bad dawg

[muted shuttle]

idk

probably macos

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle super old minecraft builds do they like microstutter for you

like 1.0 and stuff

[muted shuttle]

idk

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[raven pine]

personally "you havent finished your minecraft world" takes the cake for me

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[turbid dust]

minecraft runs fine until it has to load any chunks on my mac

[untold helm]

Hi

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[ornate latch]

you beg acatto for money

[turbid dust]

Hi

[turbid dust]

Hi

[ornate latch]

why wouldn't you beg classy

[muted shuttle]

For money ??

No i dont

[ornate latch]

yes

[desert cairn]

im 0.08 btc away from 0.1

[copper tendon]

what the hell is this

[desert cairn]

can i hold a band

[muted shuttle]

I was copy pasting other messages

[ornate latch]

you don't have $6,200

[copper tendon]

maxine has a $4000 macbook she holds 4 bands pretty much every day

[velvet zenith]

that she didnt pay for

[copper tendon]

4 bands is 4 bands

[velvet zenith]

i bought a macbook a dock and applecare

Dont know what else to say

[copper tendon]

which dock

[ornate latch]

acatto would probably be a millionaire if he sold all of his ice cream

lowkey

[velvet zenith]

some 300 dollar ugreen one that i got for 170

[copper tendon]

W

[untold helm]

acatto would probably be a billionaire if he sold all of his api keys

[velvet zenith]

and its tb5

[ornate latch]

his?

[tepid ermine]

wtf bulgaria

[ornate latch]

buddy they're mostly mine

i find them

[velvet zenith]

he'd be a millionare if he just didnt waste his money on shit he doesnt need and invested it instead

[tepid ermine]

this shit aint bulgaria ts is niger 🙏

[ornate latch]

fr

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle slur

[tepid ermine]

??

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle slur

[tepid ermine]

are u mad

[ornate latch]

@muted shuttle slur

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle pattern recognition test

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle ragebait

[willow prawn]

gg

[muted shuttle]

what

[tepid ermine]

ok

[hot creek]

do u fr not remember

[ornate latch]

dude

[muted shuttle]

no

[ornate latch]

what did you even try to write there

[hot creek]

stupid 😭

[hot creek]

that's the pattern recognition

you must remember the word

[ornate latch]

Ohhhh

[copper tendon]

bro never heard of the country niger

[hot creek]

I'll miss you @obtuse ruin

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle slur

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle slur

[ornate latch]

@muted shuttle slur

[copper tendon]

[desert cairn]

https://fixupx.com/sbf_ftx/status/2055691716758515737?s=46 @velvet zenith

SBF (@SBF_FTX)

@Drake The Drake stimulus package is real. Dust is a vibe - and when I get out, I can loan you my bean bag chair

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FixupX · May 16, 2026, 4:47 PM

[terse dome]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/w8SPzD8VoLE who up trousering

[teal bramble]

bangaranga bangaranga bangaraga

[ruby copper]

@desert cairn @terse dome @ornate latch @muted shuttle I'm cloudbursting rn

[muted shuttle]

Youre what

[terse dome]

yeah of course you'd be bursting

[copper tendon]

mineek is bursting?

[untold helm]

big floppa ceiling tile fan maxine

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Can you stop sending me pictures of your balls

[copper tendon]

not again 🫩

[untold helm]

This is a issue with bri*ish people

[ornate latch]

very big

[hot creek]

fr

small floppa big floppa

im small floppa ur big floppa @ maxine

[ornate latch]

largest floppa ever seen

[hot creek]

fr

[ornate latch]

no

[hot creek]

flopper

[ornate latch]

you're both large

[ruby copper]

mcearthiosapppatched % ldid -s Payload/minecraftearthtf.app
mcearthiosapppatched %

@hot creek Will it work or did u send me malware

[copper tendon]

mineek im not sure i'd run that app

[hot creek]

i infused malware

[ornate latch]

hunter ware

[ruby copper]

fr

[hot creek]

hi

mrrow :3

[ruby copper]

IN THEORY it should connect to 192.168.3.32 now

instead of whatever mojang slop

[hot creek]

are you fixing it

this could be us @polar python

[chilly bear]

ew...

ewww.........

[ornate latch]

malware

[ruby copper]

its installing

[ornate latch]

it's designed to make your phone ejaculate

[ruby copper]

Ewww

Lol it crashes on open

[ornate latch]

as i said

malware

[hot creek]

how tf u increase the size by more than 100mb

[ornate latch]

clearly

[ornate latch]

predator cable

[hot creek]

did you make sure the vanilla version doesn't crash on open

[ruby copper]

No I will test that now

I think classy sent me a corrupt file

[ashen basin]

W

[hot creek]

i decrypted it on an ios 15 iphone 6s so uh

[ruby copper]

its installing

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/insidergamingig/status/2055733244746661934?s=46 probably the smartest thing they can do

Insider Gaming (@InsiderGamingIG)

GTA 6 Review Copies Won't Be Distributed, It's Claimed

https://insider-gaming.com/gta-6-review-copes-codes-wont-be-sent-claim/

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 16, 2026, 7:32 PM

[hot creek]

copes

[ashen basin]

Lol

[copper tendon]

is anyone else preordering gta 6

[hot creek]

i can see why it wont