general

[slim nova]

nas

[hot creek]

found an old ass android charger and an old ass android

why the hell is it already 31%

[jagged turret]

this is some shit @hot creek would build https://www.reddit.com/r/hardwaregore/comments/1te3fme/oh_look_a_jesus_cable/

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[hot creek]

seems safe

poe+++ compliant

[jagged turret]

that's beyond poe++++++_+++++

[versed sun]

Keyboard and mouse lights stay on for like 15 seconds after turning psu off

[desert cairn]

Didn't you suggest skip bro

Fuck u

[hot creek]

Do u live in a 250v country

[versed sun]

Still long time for 5v stuff

[desert cairn]

Or I sent a tweet and you were like Ooooooo wowwww

[versed sun]

US so no

[vital knoll]

I don't get it why all the work

cheaper deals?

[hot creek]

big ass capacitors then

[versed sun]

Sketchy 1200w psu things

[hot creek]

this android pmo

[vital knoll]

they're only sketchy if you look at them wrong smh

[hot creek]

its been on checking info for 1 minute

[versed sun]

Takes a minute or 2 for mobo light to go off if nothing is connected

[vital knoll]

bitch why are you doing all this work

[versed sun]

Don’t even think it’s sketchy it’s the server which made me think of that

[hot creek]

if i buy it on my main account it'd be $5

if i use new user discount it's $1.15 something

[versed sun]

Something I would do to skip a school test

[jagged turret]

when you press the power button on the pc does it stop

[hot creek]

pug be like im gonna stivck a fork in an outlet to skip a test

[jagged turret]

is that pug

[vital knoll]

you could probably bypass if you root android and use something to device spoof

[hot creek]

i can't root im carrier locked

[jagged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1500967548018229288/togif.gif

[vital knoll]

pussy

[versed sun]

Never thought of pressing the power button on computer with the psu already off or unplugged

[vital knoll]

did you try turning into and off again with it unplugged

[jagged turret]

it's like provoking a dead body so it gets rid of all its remaining energy

[hot creek]

u should totally buy it for me and ship it to my house

[vital knoll]

yeah no too much effort

[vital knoll]

you have a PC

[hot creek]

pweaseee=

[hot creek]

they blacklisted my pc

[vital knoll]

run an android VM dumbass

[hot creek]

i tried that and it bootlooped aliexpress app]

[vital knoll]

you know you can use magisk and root on wsl or whatever

[versed sun]

Only turned the psu off and on so I could turn my keyboard and mouse off

[hot creek]

i can't use wsl im on windows 10

[jagged turret]

why does my debian server sometimes randomly go into like a narrative third person trance

When trying to update a password, this return status indicates that the value provided as the current password is not correct.

[versed sun]

Cause how bright it is in this room now

[slim nova]

reinstall winows

[versed sun]

Type that so fast discord didn’t even show you typing

[hot creek]

deadass one time i tried to join a minecraft server and it wouldn't let me join they tried telling me to reinstall windows

[slim nova]

💀 ?

[hot creek]

it thought i had a VPN since they were using worlds most ass anti-vpn thing

i had a dynamic ip address

so it thought i had a vpn

[snow sphinx]

Guys

[versed sun]

Data?

[hot creek]

5g home internet

[snow sphinx]

How do you get a music player on ur Home Screen in iOS 6

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[hot creek]

basically a phone's hotspot

[versed sun]

Kinda the same thing I got

Has the best ping

Hits over 60-80s

Never goes under 60

[jagged turret]

80 seconds of ping!!!!

[snow sphinx]

Is there a tweak I can use

[hot creek]

ok it took me like 5 minutes to log into the app store

[snow sphinx]

I think I’ve been searching for ours

[versed sun]

Maybe the lowest was 40 before

[snow sphinx]

Pls help :(

[hot creek]

the lowest ping i ever had on mine was 5ms

[versed sun]

Also it likes to randomly get very slow or cut out in the middle of the night some times

[hot creek]

until that router ended itself

[jagged turret]

my speedtest.net ping at home is like 2ms

[hot creek]

mine is kinda ass now

thanks walmart family mobile app for telling me no sim detected like 9 years after the phone booted

]

for some reason the speed over ethernet for this tmobile router is worse than wifi

[versed sun]

It’s 11pm no one else is using the WiFi and it still has 60 ping

[jagged turret]

ip leaked

[hot creek]

try pinging it

[jagged turret]

are you trying to steal my ip

[hot creek]

i WISH you could

[jagged turret]

you are probably behind cgnat

or your router blocks pings

[hot creek]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-the-batman-does-he-know-he-knows-gif-26835334

[hot creek]

yup

[jagged turret]

there was some website i saw in the past that could tell if you were behind cgnat based on the source port entropy but i've never been able to find it again

[hot creek]

@spring wren i registered with a passkey when i was able to abuse the welcome thing recently

[spring wren]

oh weird

[hot creek]

instgead of registering via email

it was samsung pass

[polar python]

dude using samsung pass

[jagged turret]

WHAT

keto isnt wired up try again later

[hot creek]

dammit this shit ass phone doesn't support passkeyus lol

[versed sun]

Hope I don’t get into competitive online games with my current WiFi

[hot creek]

leaking:/

[hot creek]

bro crashed keto

[jagged turret]

@hot creek do this test i'm curious https://ip.bieringer.net/cgn-test.html

[vital knoll]

if you ever give up that cat imma fly over there and slap you and jazzy

[hot creek]

malware

@jagged turret it won't test ipv6 since the tmobile 5g router blocks ipv6 unless it's the original tmobile router

[jagged turret]

ok wait this doesnt work\

[hot creek]

so unless im connected directly to the tmobile router i can't use ipv6

[jagged turret]

im confsued

it only does it for 4 seconds at a time

[jagged turret]

what

[hot creek]

just a funny thing i found out

[jagged turret]

why do i feel like this is a you not knowing how networking works moment

and misconfiguring something

[hot creek]

if you add another router to the tmobile one it blocks ipvy6

[vital knoll]

bitch are you using a 3rd party router

[hot creek]

no it's like compeltely not avaliable

[jagged turret]

bitch why are you not]

normie

[vital knoll]

oh ofc I am dumbass

put starlink in bypass mode innit bruv

[hot creek]

because when i tried to add a nother network to the tmobile router it froze, crashed the router, made me wait 20 minutes for it to fix itself, and now i have a ghost network

[jagged turret]

whats your deal

[hot creek]

this does not let you connect to it

it fails every time

i cannot remove it via the tmobile app

it thinks the router is offliune

[jagged turret]

which one

[hot creek]

the tmobile one

[jagged turret]

which one is the t-mobiule one mf

[hot creek]

the legacy one

[jagged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1501697224214577183/togif.gif

[hot creek]

everything here is tmobile besides the tplink

god dammit aliexpress app keeps crashing

and yess all of those networks are my own

@jagged turret idk what this means

are you hacking me

[jagged turret]

it didnt do anything

it keeps doing that to me too

it only rusn for 4 seconds at once

you have to keep re-running it to continue

[hot creek]

what a good developer

let me guess the developer is frech

dude the fucking app store just crashed ont hsi phoen

[jagged turret]

frech

[vital knoll]

uuuh can you put the T-Mobile one in bypass or something

[hot creek]

wdym

[vital knoll]

okay what I meant was bridge mode

[hot creek]

oh idk

[vital knoll]

@jagged turret is he doing a double nat?

it sounds like he is right

[hot creek]

i'm already double natted from the factory

[jagged turret]

he was double natting a computer at home

i don't think he knows what he's doing

[vital knoll]

doing it yourself doesn't help things bruh

it makes shit worse

[jagged turret]

i would be a little surprised if that wasn't configurable

[vital knoll]

tbf it's T-Mobile so they're probably fucking with him

[hot creek]

i shit you not there are literally zero router config options

[jagged turret]

reddit says you can't do a bridge mode

so he's under triple nat

[hot creek]

dawg i shit you not here's the web ui

there are no options 😭

[jagged turret]

well i'm glad i don't have t mobile 5g home internet

[vital knoll]

god thats probably fucking with his network so much

[hot creek]

the only thing in the app you can change is what wifi networks are shown

[jagged turret]

no it probably does nothing

[hot creek]

you can add wifi networks and remove wifi networks thats all

[jagged turret]

his internet is certainly not fast enough to hit performance constraints

[hot creek]

it has upnp so on consoles it just punches right through

[vital knoll]

@hot creek I'm not good at networking but you're not meant to hook up a router to another router. it fucks with pf and VPN and shit

[hot creek]

upnp sometimes i should say

vpns work fine for me

[jagged turret]

bro said pf

[hot creek]

vpn detection has always been shit even with no additional router

[vital knoll]

too many letters

[hot creek]

the ip is the same anyway

alright guys now im trying the iphone 6s with the fucked up battery

it's completely flat

[vital knoll]

uuuh are you saying your exit up is always the same

[slim nova]

fire

[hot creek]

it has a shitty 1000mah lipo instead of the apple one

[vital knoll]

cause that sounds wrong af

[hot creek]

yup

[jagged turret]

i just deleted 1.6 TiB and it didn't make the free space on my zpool go up any more

[hot creek]

no matter whcih router i connect to the public ip is always the same

[jagged turret]

what the hell is this

[vital knoll]

bruh that is. your network is hella misconfigured

[hot creek]

i don't see why connecting a router to another router would give you a different public ip

[vital knoll]

dumbass I thought you meant vpn

[jagged turret]

nvm it just took a while to realize

honestly bleep idk what tf youre talking about either

[vital knoll]

talking to classy is like trying to understand baby talk

idfk im so lost

[hot creek]

tbh i would buy a battery and a screen for this iphone 11 off of aliexpress but the battery would probably be worse than the one that's already in it

[slim nova]

👍

[hot creek]

i think it's like... uhhh

i forgot the health

74%?

lul

[fleet rain]

I wanna use Brave but Safari is in the Way

[hot creek]

1000 cycles + some

on iphone your web browser doesn't make a different

[slim nova]

menstrual cycle

[hot creek]

it's all the same underneath it anyway

[slim nova]

safari is better

[jagged turret]

uh

this delete command is taking longer than i expected

[hot creek]

u finna reboot and your shits finna be a blinking white line

This 6s screen is kinda fucked up

When its original battery buldged it kinda fucked up the edges of the screen

its original screen

holy fuck dude

yeah iphone it's not fucking

1969

thanks

[soft whale]

w or l?

its cash spitter and jet (theres) for my air tail and bluebird

[velvet zenith]

w

[soft whale]

ok

i trust you

[manic tulip]

This made me check and damn

[ashen basin]

Yeahhhh I hate the steam deck

Whole thing died and now I gotta reinstall everything

Just randomly too lmfaooooo

[ashen basin]

Oh I lied

[ruby copper]

gm @chilly bear @half compass @terse dome @teal bramble

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-17320348662452122623

[ashen basin]

I am finally in Forza 6

That was certainly a process

[exotic chasm]

Why jailbreak when you can just use certificates 😭🙏🏼

[river wadi]

Ho can yall show me yall tweaks

I need some good ones

[spark yacht]

Why pay when free method?

[exotic chasm]

Why pay for certificates when you can use virtual certificates?

[fervent dove]

@polar python's timezone is America/Los_Angeles 🇺🇸
It is currently 12:07 AM PDT

[fallen pelican]

bro I worked so strenuously and in a rush yesterday at work that I almost threw up

[tidal heath]

Yo guys, what tweaks are you using for Instagram? I use Crane and Shadow with proxies on Shadowrocket, but I get a lot of bans (captchas), so I’m wondering if it’s coming from the tweaks

[glacial valve]

Probably comes from having tweaks

[tidal heath]

that's why i'm asking what tweaks you have

[glacial valve]

Most people respect others privacy here

[teal bramble]

GOEDEMORGEN!!!!!!

[teal bramble]

just use high quality proxies and not dogshit used ones

owning a subnet is also an option

(ipv4)

[terse dome]

gm

[ruby forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rh2-season-3-gif-2216751972410442902

[solid bluff]

hola

[ashen basin]

Okkkkkk

Forza 6 is fun

I suck ass at driving but whatever

Bro wtf I’ve been playing for 2 1/2 hours

[loud valve]

rest time.

[fallen pelican]

I was just so panicked

I was gonna make everyone late and I couldn't move the pallet

so I js kinda had to manhandle jt

[loud valve]

😭

sleep bo

[fallen pelican]

nah I have since

I'm in again today

it's fine tho I'm not on the close so no more pallets for me tonight

[azure hazel]

Hi luke

[fallen pelican]

haiiiiiii

[azure hazel]

😮

[spark yacht]

?

What's a virtual certificate?

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1504950944021086318/togif.gif

[spark yacht]

Should I be scared?

[true plover]

Be not afraid my child

[ashen basin]

Everybody be proud of me for not being so horribly awful at driving now

Still not great but definitely an improvement lmfaooooo I couldn’t even go straight properly

[keen tiger]

Hey!

I haven't seen you in like 2 years

[loud valve]

where you at

[keen tiger]

I remember you in I think ZTT? I'm not sure

[loud valve]

crazy

yeah does remind me

[keen tiger]

And I only hopped on there once, it was when I talked to you

[loud valve]

howve you been

[keen tiger]

great wbu

[loud valve]

the opposite

[keen tiger]

I remember a story u once told me

That was also bad

I hope things get better for you dude

[loud valve]

thanks

[split nimbus]

@loud valve @keen tiger @ashen basin @true plover

[keen tiger]

Aww

[loud valve]

https://tenor.com/view/slipped-on-a-banan-banana-slip-discord-gif-2024443826603058598

[carmine elk]

invincible wobbly animation

[slim nova]

@hot creek

[slim nova]

is that hooks law

[simple drift]

h

[ruby copper]

@simple drift gm

[simple drift]

gm

[keen tiger]

sonquest

[rocky moth]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

christ

does it work?

[rocky moth]

Detects drive serial but not the sd card itself

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

:/

Hope u can get it working...

[rocky moth]

I hope so as well

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Ge a job

[rocky moth]

I spent too much time on this shit lol

[half compass]

gm

[muted shuttle]

With the power of muffinlauncher i can play this on my modern apple silicon macintosh

Thanks mineekware

[ruby copper]

I think it auto injects spc

Actually I forgot

wait no it only did that in the private build

[desert cairn]

Ge

[coarse ginkgo]

106 euros of 3d printing filament

what do we print

sex toys ?

[muted shuttle]

make sure it has a flared base

[coarse ginkgo]

ill print one and send it to you so you can shove it up your ass

[muted shuttle]

i know it's gonna be a bomb

[obtuse ruin]

Pirated :/

[carmine elk]

i cant believe this shit ios 26 jilbrick

it asked for 420 bitcoins

for the jalbrick

[coarse ginkgo]

how do people still fall for this shit

[carmine elk]

too late i pirated ur social security number

[narrow crown]

PANGU 8 in the big 26

[carmine elk]

frr

number 1 search result for ios jailbreak btw

[coarse ginkgo]

isnt that better

[muted shuttle]

no i don't think so

[coarse ginkgo]

okay

two bombs then

just to be safe

[muted shuttle]

:/

[half compass]

Im hard

[ruby copper]

Hello hard

[muted shuttle]

Hi hard

[ruby copper]

Shut up maxine

Sorry

Hi Maxine!

[muted shuttle]

ur mean

Hiii

[rotund glade]

Hi mineek

[half compass]

True

[ruby copper]

Hello!

[rotund glade]

How are you?

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @half compass @rotund glade muffinlauncherv2 🔜

[muted shuttle]

Wtf

[ruby copper]

Bad because I have a headache and idk why

[rotund glade]

thats unfortunate, i hope it gets Better.

[ruby copper]

This time it has a GUI.

[half compass]

why

cli launcher was cool because like

[ruby copper]

And works on Windows and Linux as well

[half compass]

that’s lowkey original

[ruby copper]

Well muffinlauncherv1 will stay existing

[ruby copper]

And has a lot of bug fixes

And an automatic java downloader

And automatically inject fabric/forge

And single player commands

[half compass]

but then it wont be lightweight

[ruby copper]

true...

[chilly bear]

sorry

[low mortar]

hi mineeeeeekkkkkkk

[thorny horizon]

CHAT IM GOING TO COMIC CON AGAIN!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-3-squid-game-season-3-gi-hun-front-man-gif-310917822261103384

[desert cairn]

@wary badge i got 99 problems and they all bitches

[low mortar]

you aint ever touched a woman in ur life

[desert cairn]

ok sorry

its a kid cudi lyric

[low mortar]

ik

[desert cairn]

:/

[wary badge]

Im so hungover rn holy shit

Thanks nebby

For the discord ping

[muted shuttle]

@wary badge i got 99 problems and they all bitches

[chilly bear]

Im so hung rn holy shit

[velvet zenith]

Yes he has

When he got hugged

[muted shuttle]

By his mom

[low mortar]

by his mom?

REAL

HI KITTY

[muted shuttle]

great minds think alike...

Hiii

[low mortar]

:3

mrroww

[muted shuttle]

im bored i wanna do stupid shit to computers...

[coarse ginkgo]

ok, put a fork in an outlet

[dim lodge]

snap several ram sticks in half

[coarse ginkgo]

of your pain computer

[muted shuttle]

my entire net worth gone

[coarse ginkgo]

main

[muted shuttle]

no thanks

[low mortar]

theres an australian girl who wants to fuck her computer

[muted shuttle]

What

[coarse ginkgo]

?

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/ninajirachi-i-love-my-computer-picmix-edm-gif-15418393661909746548

[warm flint]

tf

[coarse ginkgo]

hi

[warm flint]

hi

[muted shuttle]

my fingers are tingling now

what this mean

[warm flint]

put the end of a fork to the outlet

[low mortar]

your fingers would do a lil more than tingle

[warm flint]

lmao

[still crow]

I just farded.

[half compass]

That’s unconstitutional

[dense valve]

You don't even live in the US

[half compass]

Ok

[hexed lily]

Tommy used to work on the docks

union's been on strike

He's down on his luck, it's tough, so tough

[keen tiger]

I might be hallucinating

[arctic field]

Tuff

[split nimbus]

https://x.com/niktek/status/2055434741818810843?s=46&t=6ncg-QvoIf51PSl0QMXLcA

NikTek (@NikTek)

Drake mentions GTA 6 Trailer 3 in new album 'ICEMAN' 🧊

“Been a year, already got that Trailer 1 and 2… now it’s every night prayers hopin’ Trailer 3 is coming through.”

X · May 15, 2026, 11:46 PM

WOW!!!!!

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper

penile

[odd cargo]

Guys I got a mac

Paid good money

[slim nova]

high sierra

[odd cargo]

Cause im high all the time

[slim nova]

hi

[dense valve]

@desert cairn https://www.ios-repo-updates.com/repository/bigboss/package/com.witchan.ios-mcp/

We live in a time

@teal bramble

[carmine elk]

too late i already made i tt vid abt it

not advertising btw

[dense valve]

https://tenor.com/view/komik-gif-14211273463614358620

[split nimbus]

@dense valve @carmine elk @slim nova @odd cargo

[slim nova]

it’s saturday

[dense valve]

It's saturday

[simple drift]

it's saturday

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-oprahs-bank-account-meme-laptop-gif-20803826

[carmine elk]

im cidstech ur welcome

[carmine orchid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA1WCSZys-c

i found this

[vapid spruce]

seen it

[ruby copper]

Hiii

[low mortar]

:3333

[proven moss]

Is the Ryzen 5 5600U decent for djing

[velvet zenith]

sure

[chilly bear]

personally i'd lean against it due to the problems with its aural normality destabilizer

[proven moss]

With what

[proven moss]

Stems tho?

[velvet zenith]

sure

[proven moss]

Are you being sarcastic

[velvet zenith]

youd get proper answers if you asked a server thats more about what youre looking for

[dense valve]

https://fxtwitter.com/inteltech/status/2055388512883466331

Intel Technology (@IntelTech)

New CPU frequency world record! Extreme overclocker wytiwx pushed an #IntelCore i9 14900KF over 9.2GHz on an @ASUS_ROG Maximus Z790 Apex motherboard. More details on HWBot: ms.spr.ly/6011vR7DF

**💬 38 🔁 190 ❤️ 1.3K 👁️ 90.6K **

FxTwitter · May 15, 2026, 8:43 PM

[odd cargo]

Its saturday tho

[keen tiger]

This is so millennial

[tough nexus]

how can i bypass FRP on samsung s24 ultra ?

[keen tiger]

😂

[tough nexus]

so ?

[keen tiger]

do you have proof of purchase? If you do DM me

[void dew]

Hi guys!

[keen tiger]

Hi

[void dew]

Why can’t I post pics in #general

[proven moss]

I found a 2019 macbook pro 16gb ram

with a non functional touch bar

For $250 they go for 600 here

I only need it for djing

[sudden parrot]

Do I need to have my phone jailbroken to get unban device from Snapchat

[teal bramble]

so first u get down on ur knees

grab ur hand and act like ur holding like a sword

and start doing an up and down motion with ur hands

important step is ur hands being placed horizontally

and then u bypass frp on samsung s24 ultra

[rocky moth]

@muted shuttle i have probed my points and everything checks out, i tried 2 different cf cards with the old cable before so i was thinking maybe i had 2 bad cf cards but no it restores on my other ipod just fine

Smfh

[muted shuttle]

:/

[rocky moth]

Watch out everyone i might be going INSANE

On another note tho i might mod my 5th gen as well

[tough nexus]

good

[muted shuttle]

@stekc

@polar python

name it claude

[polar python]

imma name yo bitch claude

[muted shuttle]

What ??

https://fxtwitter.com/GTASixInfo/status/2055502248952950978

GTA 6 Info (@GTASixInfo)

Rockstar is already teasing the GTA 6 Trailer 3 release date inside GTA Online.
︀︀
︀︀January 23rd, 2045.

**💬 25 🔁 123 ❤️ 6.7K 👁️ 97.7K **

FxTwitter · May 16, 2026, 4:15 AM

[split nimbus]

freen..

[muted shuttle]

hii stibby

[split nimbus]

are u gonna preorder it on monday,

[muted shuttle]

gta 6 ?

i didn't know preorders were soon ..

[split nimbus]

yah

ooo

yes monday supposedly

[muted shuttle]

i don't have the money for it ,

[split nimbus]

real?

[muted shuttle]

i also have barely played gta so ummm

[split nimbus]

ooo

very sad to hear this freen it will be very good i think,

[muted shuttle]

maybe i play gta v soon ,

!

[main timber]

that gun looking like straight from roblox area 51 games

[primal lotus]

yo its nathan

is this good for a noctua u12s

damn i cant send photos

uhh

[dusty lotus]

vibecoding svelte projects never been this easy before

[dusty lotus]

arent you the guy who made the sshrd ramdisk?

[primal lotus]

yes

im nathan on his pc rn

[wary fulcrum]

is there jailbreak for ios 26?

[primal lotus]

but are those good temps

[spark yacht]

This guy got it wrong it's half life 3's announcement date

[slim loom]

what do you think

[primal lotus]

lmk im departing lol

[chilly bear]

how many watts is Core+SoC Power (SVI2 TFN) currently using?

wait

im stupid

[robust wasp]

I have no idea

Where do i look

I'm about to leave

[chilly bear]

it's the one at the very bottom.

blue column.

[robust wasp]

^

[chilly bear]

it was 67.

the joke was 67

[primal lotus]

is it fine

the temps

[velvet zenith]

Hey i dont think this should be this high at idle

[void dew]

Why doesn’t winterboard work on iOS 9?

It says it does

But it doesn’t

[robust wasp]

In like the 50s? Its a noctua u12s btw

Lowest idle was 40

[velvet zenith]

Oh nvm

[copper tendon]

40c idle is pretty good

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Voidai claude not working

[ruby copper]

well well well

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Fix now

[ornate latch]

god

anthropic is so shit

[ruby copper]

❯ Hi

⏺ Hi! How can I help you today?

✻ Worked for 2s

Voidai works

[versed sun]

Don’t think it’s a good idea for people just to give away hdds

[chilly bear]

❯ Hi

⏺ Hi! How can I NOT help you today?

✻ Worked for 6.7s

[robust wasp]

@primal lotus seems fine

from what others are saying

[primal lotus]

Yeah I read it when I saw the message

Good 👍

[hot creek]

What are these old ass messages it jumped me to

@muted shuttle was "therealbagguette" baguette with the pink role

purple role I mean

[chilly bear]

its so long...

ur screenshot

[teal bramble]

this is so aarony

why does eurovision have chutzpah

[ornate latch]

God

Will you shut up and fix foidai

Claude down

Plz fix

[terse dome]

wtf aaron posted a fake ass announcement

scammed by going to apple page

[hot creek]

Mods

[ornate latch]

it's a blatant lie anyways

doesn't matter

[vapid spruce]

alr guys do i take it

[spark yacht]

Theft is illegal

[vapid spruce]

it’s gated

[ruby copper]

Wtf

[vapid spruce]

it’s an ewaste collection place

[ornate latch]

why are we posting about theft on rjb now

[spark yacht]

Did you get permission to take it?

[ruby copper]

@teal bramble Ahh news

[vapid spruce]

ima just look at the city’s website

because it’s a community center owned by the city

[ornate latch]

yeah bro

[hot creek]

Steal it

[ornate latch]

such a great idea to take something owned by the city

without knowing if you can or not

[spark yacht]

So the answer is no

[hot creek]

Steal from the city

Steal it

[spark yacht]

Which means this is theft

[vapid spruce]

okay i won’t take it

[hot creek]

It's only theft if you get caught

[spark yacht]

Mods tos violation

[jolly moat]

Anymore remember Springfield tapped out game?

[hot creek]

Wtf did therealbagguette even do

[ornate latch]

posted a guide on how to make meth

[spark yacht]

Send a link to meth making instructions

[hot creek]

WHAT

[hot creek]

Ts was 100% not real unless they sent an onion link

Shit would not be on the surface web

[ornate latch]

He clearly wouldnt have gotten banned if it was a guide on how to make your own estrogen pills

[hot creek]

Fr

[ornate latch]

Since maxine banned him

This is unfair

[spark yacht]

It was his own website

[ornate latch]

Unban my boy

[hot creek]

Insane

[vapid spruce]

should i call 311 and ask if i can take it

[spark yacht]

Idk what 311 even is

I'm not american

[vapid spruce]

it’s the fon number for community questions and shit

[lusty briar]

kinda

[spark yacht]

Maybe idk

[lusty briar]

not terribly difficult to find drug recipes on the clear web

[ruby copper]

why are we making homemade drugs in rjb

[chilly bear]

https://s0cks.rocks/meth 📲

[lusty briar]

boredom

[spark yacht]

Someone got banned for posting a guide

[ruby copper]

why

1984

[chilly bear]

maxine

[ruby copper]

Boo

[ornate latch]

mamdani reference

[spark yacht]

minnekdrugs eta wen?

[chilly bear]

true...

[terse dome]

of course a dutchman would say this in response to not being allowed to make drugs

[chilly bear]

why not

[ruby copper]

PrismLauncher

[chilly bear]

on tor you'll just get honeypots trying to sell meth

[void dew]

Ios 18.7.1 is now jailbreakable

[chilly bear]

clearnet is where you get the actual guide

[ruby copper]

it has been

dopamine didnt change anything about jailbreak state of any versions

[void dew]

When will iOS 26 be jailbreakable

[ruby copper]

yesterday

[ornate latch]

never

[void dew]

Isnt 26.0.1 jailbreakable

[spark yacht]

No

[ruby copper]

nothing above ios 17 is jailbreakable on any recent devices

its all slop apps

[slim loom]

where did you get this info from

[ruby copper]

mdc era ahh apps

well remotecall is pretty cool

however nothing cool is done with it

[lusty briar]

wtf even is remotecall

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1161143241811431435/1404319983730688092/PowerpointHi.gif

[void dew]

I mean, if darksword works on iOS 26 then won’t it be able to be used to JB it?

[ruby copper]

allows u to run arbritrary objc in any process lol

[ornate latch]

day ruined

maxine is here

[chilly bear]

what the freak

[lusty briar]

you need more than just a kernel exploit to jailbreak

[muted shuttle]

:(

[ruby copper]

its cool yet nothing cool is made with it because its all slop apps

[void dew]

Wrong

[spark yacht]

Most of them vibecoded too

[lusty briar]

not wrong

[teal bramble]

im literally going to that concert in amsterdam bro

[spark yacht]

If not all

[teal bramble]

💔

[slim loom]

we're talking about arm64e

[void dew]

Once the kernel is exploited you have admin

[slim loom]

misinfo

[lusty briar]

bro doesn't know about PPL

[ruby copper]

admin

[spark yacht]

!t ppl

[ruby copper]

can we ban maxine

[ornate latch]

yes

[muted shuttle]

:(

[void dew]

Who

[muted shuttle]

what did i do

[fervent dove]

pacppl

PAC/PPL bypasses

Back in iOS 14 and below, you could jailbreak with just a kernel exploit. However, in iOS 15, Apple introduced new mitigations that meant for A12+ devices, you need more than one exploit for a jailbreak.

Kernel exploit
A kernel exploit allows you to read and write to kernel memory. On A11 and below, this is enough to become root, unsandbox yourself, and have a full jailbreak. On A12+ (for reasons mentioned further down) since iOS 15, a kernel exploit only gives you limited abilities. Examples include temporarily overwriting system files and partially unsandboxing yourself (e.g. for installing TrollStore).

PPL bypass
PPL (page protection layer) is a system that ensures that you can’t write to important data structures with just kernel memory read and write. In iOS 15.2, Apple put the ucred structure behind PPL, which stores information about a process’s privilege level, sandbox and entitlements. Thus, you need a PPL bypass in order to have a jailbreak, as you need to be able to unsandbox yourself and gain root privileges.

PAC bypass
PAC (pointer authentication code) is a system in which pointers (which are ‘addresses’ to areas of memory) are cryptographically signed, meaning that you can’t manually overwrite pointer values because the system can tell if a pointer has been tampered with. Its job is to ensure that everything is executed in the order that it was intended to be, and that an attacker can’t arbitrarily call a function in the kernel for their advantage. With a PAC bypass, you can get around this requirement, and can (for example) call an arbitrary kernel function (also known as the ability to kcall). While a PAC bypass is not required, a lot of PPL bypasses require kcall to be exploited, and thus need a PAC bypass.

SPTM/TXM
With the release of iOS 17, PPL was completely replaced on A15+ devices, as well as on M4 iPads. SPTM (secure page table monitor) and TXM (trusted execution monitor) are two new components which, together, provide a stronger replacement for PPL. SPTM will most likely require a bypass for jailbreaks, and for TXM it’s currently unclear as to whether this needs a bypass. It’s important to note that A12-A14 and M1/M2 devices still have PPL in iOS 17, however, M2 has SPTM in iOS 18.

It’s important to note that both PAC and PPL were introduced in A12, hence why A11 and below require just a kernel exploit to jailbreak.

Added by mastermike88 | Used 231 times · Dec 11, 2023, 7:42 AM

[ruby copper]

holy yap

[slim loom]

you need more than a kernel bypass for arm64e

[coral fog]

who is harry styles

[lusty briar]

this is the single largest tag i think

[slim loom]

thats why dopamine only supports arm64 on ios 17/18

[chilly bear]

derootify

[lusty briar]

oh true

[void dew]

My iPad mini 1 runs a patched kernel

[chilly bear]

[ornate latch]

are we deadass

[spark yacht]

Ban an innocent individual probably idk

[void dew]

And is perma-jailbroken

[coral fog]

are we?

[muted shuttle]

?

[ruby copper]

it fills my entire screen and my discord is already zoomed out three times lol

[ornate latch]

you tell me

[slim loom]

well yea because its a old device

with shit security

[ornate latch]

He wouldnt have gotten banned if it was an estrogen pill guide

[ruby copper]

fr

[slim loom]

bro doesn't know anything about modern jailbreak

[chilly bear]

leaking everything

[ornate latch]

This is unfair

[chilly bear]

gg

[spark yacht]

PPL was added in the A12 chip

[void dew]

An untethered JB was released for 9.3.5-6 last March

Oh

[ruby copper]

Yes

[ornate latch]

message logger

[spark yacht]

• A11 and earlier have an unpatchable bootrom exploit

[ruby copper]

Yes ban me

[void dew]

I know

I have an iPad 7

It’s bricked

[slim loom]

too bad

[ruby copper]

Fix it

[void dew]

Hardware failure

[coral fog]

fix it then

[spark yacht]

What did you do?

[void dew]

It suddenly shut off one day and wouldn’t turn back on

Even after charging it

[slim loom]

🥀🥀🥀

[void dew]

It emits a hissing sound if I charge it

[ruby copper]

bros ipad turned into a creeper

[void dew]

And the middle of the right side gets hot

[chilly bear]

get good bru

[spark yacht]

Bros ipad is pregnant

[glacial valve]

TRD

[ruby copper]

this is slop because u dont use it like this normally

total rootfs death

[glacial valve]

wtf no

[void dew]

It’s not an inflated battery

[ruby copper]

what then

Oh

Ok got it

[glacial valve]

I hope I have a hdmi to DP

[ornate latch]

i don't think you start hissing when you're pregnant

[glacial valve]

I wanna enjoy 3rd screen

[spark yacht]

Means the battery is inflated

[void dew]

The circuitry was likely fried and I’m having arcing

[chilly bear]

made me uninstall message logger to take this screenshot

[void dew]

As in electricity is arcing inside the iPad

[chilly bear]

im gonna arc u

[void dew]

Ow

[coral fog]

replace it then

[ruby copper]

@coral fog @chilly bear Hello how do I cheat in pokemon go on my jailbroken iOS device

[void dew]

Why? I have an iPad 1 and an iPhone

@ruby copper no

[chilly bear]

!t pogo

[fervent dove]

Hey @ruby copper, have a look at this!

pogo

We will not assist with Pokemon Go hacking/cheating/spoofing. There are dedicated servers for those kinds of tweaks, and this server is not one of them. However, we can assist with jailbreaking a device if it is a device and iOS version supported by a current jailbreak utility.

-# This includes asking for assistance with downgrading to older palera1n versions in order to spoof in Pokemon Go (it’s a tweak-specific issue).

Added by kittymaxine | Used 208 times · Nov 29, 2024, 11:49 PM

[chilly bear]

sorry

[ruby copper]

Oh.

[chilly bear]

i wish we could help.

[ruby copper]

@chilly bear @void dew Hello how do I cheat in minecraft earth then

does that even still exist

[void dew]

Are you crazy bro

[chilly bear]

memedit2 probably

[spark yacht]

No

[void dew]

It shut down years ago

[ornate latch]

@ruby copper Are you crazy bro

[void dew]

Exactly

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper Are you crazy bro

[ruby copper]

No

[coral fog]

use mineekhax

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[spark yacht]

No he just took mineekdrugs

[ruby copper]

I will make minecraft earth private server

Just you wait

[void dew]

I mean, you can

[chilly bear]

mineek can u make a tweak for egg inc to speed up the time

[ornate latch]

more muffinslop

[chilly bear]

pls..

[coral fog]

is mineek a trans girl

[split nimbus]

@void dew

[chilly bear]

i tried the inferior memory editor but it doesnt work

[void dew]

There are third party servers for LittleBigPlanet and battlefield 2+3 for the ps3

[chilly bear]

not yet

[void dew]

@split nimbus yes?

[ashen basin]

Wow

[chilly bear]

[void dew]

Ouch

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[spark yacht]

Discord moment

[chilly bear]

ksagaming moment

[void dew]

Weird moment

[spark yacht]

No it is discord moment

[void dew]

💀🎈🧕🏼🙌🏿☠️🫡🥵🎃😾🦶😎✅😢🤜😼😼😻🤗🤗🤔🤖😺😺😹😳🙂🙂✅😢😢😼😼😻🤗🥵🎃😾🦶😎💀💀🎈🧕🏼🙌🏿☠️😡

[chilly bear]

but this is a ksagaming moment

[spark yacht]

ok

[void dew]

Why doesn’t Winterboard work on iOS 9 even though it’s supposed to?

And snowboard isnt compatible with an iPad mini 1

Anemone barely works

[ashen basin]

Little do they know

[split nimbus]

@void dew

[carmine elk]

i js got ios on amdroid

[hot creek]

Seized by the fbi

[spark yacht]

Looks like my iphone 9 i got from temu

[chilly bear]

nah.

[void dew]

I can install android on my iPad 1 but haven’t gotten around to it

[void dew]

What

[spark yacht]

You probably can't unless you port it yourself

[void dew]

Actually you can

[spark yacht]

Project sandcastle was for iphone 6s or 7

[void dew]

Look up iDroid

[vapid spruce]

my library finally got rid of the rest of their wii u games

[spark yacht]

Dude it's a file transfer utility for android on macos

[spark yacht]

That was not a 67 joke, please don't associate me with cringe

[void dew]

So many misinformed people are on here

[chilly bear]

https://theapplewiki.com/wiki/IDroid

[void dew]

https://lowendmac.com/2013/idroid-run-android-on-ios-hardware/

[ruby copper]

I installed Android on my iPhone 6s

[spark yacht]

This is the first result on google

[muted shuttle]

i installed android on my android phone

[livid aspen]

i installed

[void dew]

Told ya

[livid aspen]

theres

2 idroids

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle MAXINE massive issue... Where do I get the minecraft earth app when its pulled from the app store now for iOS

[muted shuttle]

Ummm

[livid aspen]

idroid is that one from the appstore and the other one im sure is just for android on old old iphones

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle MASSIVE Maxine issue... Where do I get the minecraft earth app when its pulled from the app store now for iOS

[livid aspen]

or what was it called

[muted shuttle]

Find a device with it installed and dump the ipa

Duh

[livid aspen]

yeah i dunno man

[hot creek]

I have it in my icloud still

[void dew]

IDroid works for old iPhones and iPods and the first iPad

[spark yacht]

!t piracy

[fervent dove]

Hey @ruby copper, have a look at this!

piracy

WE WILL NOT ASSIST WITH PIRACY

What is piracy?
Piracy is a form of unauthorized redistribution such as getting apps, in-app purchases, tweaks or themes without paying for them. This is often also unsafe as you are not getting things from the official source and pirated versions could have malware. This includes getting IPA files for free apps.

How do I know if I have piracy?
If you are not sure if a repo is piracy or not, you can send the name of the repo in to a genius, mod or admin in a DM and ask for further information. If you send a piracy link in a channel you will be filtered and informed further via DM. Doing so may also result in a warning from a member of staff. Use DMs to avoid the possibility.
Do note however that sharing piracy in DMs for any other purpose than asking if it's safe is still a violation of the rules and is warnable.

I have piracy repos and/or pirated tweaks, what should I do?
The standard procedure here is to remove jailbreak (also known as "restore rootfs" on older jailbreaks). To learn more, type /tag rootfs (or /tag legacyrootfs for older jailbreaks).

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 2,012 times · Feb 3, 2021, 8:55 AM

[ruby copper]

can u dump the latest version for me with TrollDecrypt

And send that ipa to me

Thanks

Highly appreciated

[spark yacht]

mods piracy

[ruby copper]

not really

the game is literally no longer operational

[spark yacht]

It is

[ruby copper]

Ok

[void dew]

Getting Minecraft earth from a third party source is not piracy

[spark yacht]

It's still protected by copyright laws

[ruby copper]

this ratio is also protected by copyright laws

[void dew]

The game is free

[spark yacht]

It's still piracy

[muted shuttle]

it's unauthorized redistribution

[void dew]

Well you’re misinformed

[muted shuttle]

which is piracy

[spark yacht]

Failed ratio

[ruby copper]

bro upvoted himself

[void dew]

Unauthorized distribution of free games is legal

[chilly bear]

1:1 is still a ratio

[spark yacht]

Pretty sure you can do that in the place where ratios were invented

[void dew]

Even homebrew apps are unauthorized. Does that make them illegal? No.

[muted shuttle]

[spark yacht]

It's not

[muted shuttle]

you're comparing two different things

[ruby copper]

maxine out here larping as the copyright police

[spark yacht]

I hope you aren't going to law school

[desert cairn]

its piracy but no one cares except for rjb admins

[ruby copper]

fr

[muted shuttle]

homebrew is unauthorized code, and that's legal in the US. redistributing copyrighted software is illegal

[muted shuttle]

i'm just the one enforcing it

go in dms

idgaf

[chilly bear]

me when "rule 5 in dms"

[desert cairn]

@ruby copper Check dms for icloud bypass

[spark yacht]

@ruby copper can you give crossover crack in dms?

[ruby copper]

Ok

No

[muted shuttle]

Crossover sucks anyway

Lowkey

[spark yacht]

Is there anything better?

[muted shuttle]

Parallels

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper can you

[desert cairn]

yeah bc wine works for 2 apps

[ruby copper]

we get it bro

[spark yacht]

It's worse

[muted shuttle]

??

[velvet zenith]

Crossover works idk what u guys r doing

[ruby copper]

you have unlimited ram and disk space bro we get it

[muted shuttle]

How

[muted shuttle]

???

that is not at all what i am implying

[spark yacht]

No graphics accelration last I checked

[desert cairn]

me and mineek are poor you cant use parallels on 8gb

[ashen basin]

I miss boot camp working with windows 😔

[velvet zenith]

You have so much space to install parallels

[muted shuttle]

brother what

[spark yacht]

And performance is worse

[muted shuttle]

brother

what

[desert cairn]

it has directx

[spark yacht]

Ok it changed

[muted shuttle]

what kind of parallels are u using dog

😭

[desert cairn]

its been like that for 5 years

[spark yacht]

The vm one

[true plover]

Ok miss 48gms of ram

[desert cairn]

they have a deal w microsoft and everything

[muted shuttle]

are you sure you weren't using utm or vmware fusion

[true plover]

Gbs

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Utm or parallels

[desert cairn]

utm if not gaming probably

[spark yacht]

Ok maybe it changed

[desert cairn]

parallels is bloat

[hot creek]

Yea one sec i gotta remember how to jailbreak

[velvet zenith]

Ok thx

I dont need it rn

[spark yacht]

Since I last used it

[ruby copper]

rare instance of classy actually being useful

[void dew]

@muted shuttle you don’t need to crack Crossover. There’s a way to reset the trial timer in seconds

[muted shuttle]

ok

[velvet zenith]

ive played 1 game on crossover and it works fine so i dont care

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle you don’t need to crack Crossover. There’s a way to reset the trial timer in seconds

[spark yacht]

But I don't see how it could be better than crossover

[muted shuttle]

i don't use crossover

[true plover]

He’s going to fuck up completely

[ruby copper]

you can crack it in 4 bash commands without any external bins

its not hard

lol

[velvet zenith]

Who tf resets the trial timer

[chilly bear]

why are you guys so mean to poor classy

[velvet zenith]

Shout out mineek

[hot creek]

Don't worry it's a9 not a9x there's not a chance of me hard bricking

[ashen basin]

The only game I have on my Mac is Minecraft and mf chess

[desert cairn]

imagine having to reset the trial every 14 days or whatever that sounds awful

[muted shuttle]

fr

[spark yacht]

Also parallels is paid

[void dew]

Just open another version of crossover and it will reset

[desert cairn]

appstorrent

[true plover]

You’d be patient zero

[muted shuttle]

oh no

[true plover]

We get it

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn hop on

[desert cairn]

everything is free if you look hard enough

[true plover]

You don’t pay for shit

[ruby copper]

fr

[desert cairn]

mid lowk

[muted shuttle]

fr

[ruby copper]

we get it

[hot creek]

These damn liberals have it so easy with jailbreaking, back in my day we had to deal with pogos

[muted shuttle]

i got it from an unauthorized software site

[desert cairn]

pogos

[hot creek]

Pogo os

[true plover]

Poor

[desert cairn]

pogo os

[muted shuttle]

pongo os

[ruby copper]

PongoOS

or

[muted shuttle]

dumbass

[ruby copper]

Pogo

[desert cairn]

pogo was goated

[true plover]

Poncho

[ruby copper]

Pogo is elite ball knowledge

[void dew]

I don’t need crossover because Windows is installed on our Mac

[spark yacht]

corruption at its finest

[desert cairn]

corruption at its finest

[true plover]

PONgo

[polar python]

crossover is so mid

[desert cairn]

fr

[chilly bear]

bouncing on it

like a pogo stick

[true plover]

The dev

Dawg

[hot creek]

Notice how only the neurodivergents remembered how its spelled

[true plover]

From 101 Dalmatians

[desert cairn]

linux and crossover users competing for the amount of games they can run

(2)

[muted shuttle]

you see

linux can actually play games

[void dew]

You know Intel Macs support windows right?

[muted shuttle]

proton is good

[ashen basin]

2 is a lot actually

[ruby copper]

so can crossover

[desert cairn]

doesnt matter when every de sucks

[ashen basin]

More than I have installed on my Mac

[muted shuttle]

barely

[void dew]

They also support Linux

[desert cairn]

who cares intel macs are garbage

[spark yacht]

They're also garbage, coincidence?

[muted shuttle]

if you've genuinely tried to use crossover you can tell it sucks

[chilly bear]

how many games do you guys even play

[ruby copper]

ive genuinely used it and i can tell it doesnt suck

[desert cairn]

crossover is fine its just useless

[ruby copper]

fr

[muted shuttle]

i've had a terrible experience with it

shrug

[true plover]

They’re too busy making shitty ass setups with jailbreak

[ashen basin]

104

[desert cairn]

minecraft

[void dew]

Intel Macs aren’t garbage bro

[desert cairn]

yeah they are

[spark yacht]

It's just a gui wrapper for wine

[void dew]

Try one from 2022

[desert cairn]

thats not a thing

[ruby copper]

because u probably tried to play autism hello kitty train simulator estrogen factory 3000

[muted shuttle]

brother what

[spark yacht]

And wine is gonna be better than parallels since it doesn't fully run windows

[chilly bear]

link?

[hot creek]

Looks like mr eek is in luck