general

[velvet zenith]

No i didnt

Dont talk to me i need to prompt plan builder

[foggy lion]

ios 18 jailbreak

fun

[half compass]

no

you're lying

thats impossible

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Hello. Nocturne is ready for the road. Just tell me what you would like to hear.

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith Hello. Nocturne is ready for the road. Just tell me what you would like to hear.

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/india-pakistan-cricket-ipl-2023-gif-7596862707701388572

[coarse ginkgo]

@velvet zenith Hello. Nocturne is ready for the road. Just tell me what you would like to hear.

[coarse ginkgo]

@velvet zenith vs @drowsy shell

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith I think you broke it

Low

k

Lowk

[velvet zenith]

Broke what

[desert cairn]

Notificaiton

s

IF ur not getting them

They work for me

[velvet zenith]

They work i lied

[desert cairn]

Notice how its when i accuse him of breaking something

I know damn well they delivered

"attempted": 2,
"succeeded": 2,

[velvet zenith]

no bro apns just broke

Hey

I know she doesnt

[brave tiger]

Hi is it possible to jailbreak ios 18.6.2 on IPAD pro 2nd generation 11 inch

[chilly bear]

nah...

[brave tiger]

Sure? I heard there was a update

[chilly bear]

100% sure

[alpine spoke]

THeres way to backport iOS 18 to it

[chilly bear]

unless you mean 17.6.2

[brave tiger]

Is that a downgrade?

What’s the highest IOS for my device

That can be jailbreak

[chilly bear]

and ur talking about the 12.9" second gen not 11" second gen

[brave tiger]

My device is 11 inch

Not 12.9

[chilly bear]

then 17.0 is latest jb for your device

no downgrading.

[chilly bear]

(technically 16.5.1 but whatever)

[brave tiger]

Downgrading impossible why?

[alpine spoke]

Someone should release the backport of iOS 18 to 2nd gen 12.9 inch iPad Pro

[hot creek]

Funny noise @thick tapir

[chilly bear]

https://gist.github.com/Cryptiiiic/b82133ac290070939189e1377dc3ac85

[brave tiger]

What about

iPhone 13 Pro Max

IOS 18 I think

[chilly bear]

also no

[brave tiger]

iPhone 8 IOS 16?

[chilly bear]

you can use dopamine! https://ios.cfw.guide/installing-dopamine

[brave tiger]

Shi finally

The probably is it’s a shitty fps

So I wanna do on a better phone

[alpine spoke]

if you're asking if iPhone XR/XS or newer is jailbreakable 90% of the time the answer is no as you would of jailbroken it by now and if you didn't you updated it too far

[brave tiger]

What IOS it has to be

[alpine spoke]

iOS 16 or older and iOS 17.0

[brave tiger]

Not 17?

Oh ok

I wonder if people sell devices with lower IOS

wait how about iPad Pro 11 inch 2nd generation on IOS 17

[alpine spoke]

They don't unless they forgot about them for 3 years

[brave tiger]

Does this work

[chilly bear]

or they sell it with really inflated prices

[alpine spoke]

Most people will update the iOS on devices unintentionally to reset them

[chilly bear]

r/jailbreakswap

[brave tiger]

Does charging an old phone after it’s dead automatically update the IOS?

[molten raven]

why.

[half compass]

yes the charger has special aura

the outlet sends the update

the outlets are backdoored by apple

[brave tiger]

@chilly bear

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Gorn. Gay Porn.

[muted shuttle]

Whattt

[coarse ginkgo]

Hi

[brave tiger]

Sorry but could u send me link for the IPhone 8 jailb43ak

[chilly bear]

you can use dopamine! https://ios.cfw.guide/installing-dopamine

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[coarse ginkgo]

you can use dopamine! https://ios.cfw.guide/installing-dopamine

[alpine spoke]

and iPhone 15 Series is 99% of the time not jailbreakable

[chilly bear]

◼️ indexnull_ is bleeding out and may need your help

[brave tiger]

Ty

[raven pine]

since when can you force update the ipad 6th gen to ipados 18 what

[alpine spoke]

you shouldn't

The iPad Pro with A10X chip should because it has more ram

[raven pine]

shouldn't yes

possible yes

apparently

ipad 6th gen got ipados 17 max btw

[alpine spoke]

The 2nd gen 12.9 inch iPad Pro has 4GB of ram

the iPad 6 has 2

Also the size

9.7 inch iPad is so small

[raven pine]

still someone made it possible

like the og ipad with ios 7

[alpine spoke]

The OG iPad sucked

took like 15 years to get iOS 7 after most people threw them out

[raven pine]

well

[untold helm]

Larger screen

[raven pine]

its a proof of concept

[brave tiger]

Can I jailbreak IOS 17 iPhone 13

[alpine spoke]

most likely not unless it is 17.0

[brave tiger]

It’s 17.0

[alpine spoke]

but do not update

[untold helm]

17.0.1 or 17.0

[brave tiger]

.0

[untold helm]

You can use NathanLR

[alpine spoke]

Theres a semi jailbreak

doesn't up to 17.3.1 have PPL and SPTM bypass

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle MAXINE ARE U HERE

MAXINE

[muted shuttle]

YES STIBBY

IM HERE STIBBY!!

[split nimbus]

MAXINS???

[muted shuttle]

MAXINE!!!

THIS IS MAXINE...

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

awwww

Cute :3

[split nimbus]

us maybe ..

[hot creek]

@teal bramble Hey twin can u buy me a starter

[hot creek]

mods

[split nimbus]

wtf !

[hot creek]

Ts so fried it started beeping at me

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

[hot creek]

1997 f150

The AC still kinda works somehow

[brave tiger]

Hi how do I jailbreak iPhone 8 IOS 16.7.5?

[solar merlin]

Someone from an android port telegram thing

Aosp on mainline

[hot creek]

[hot creek]

Rocks are not cute

[hot creek]

Not even a clunk from the starter anymore 😭

[half compass]

buy a new car

this is literally a waste of time ass car

everything is probably damaged

[hot creek]

I wish I was that rich

[teal bramble]

No

I hate u

[hot creek]

How come

[teal bramble]

a car is like max 1k

[hot creek]

Mf no it's not

[teal bramble]

a budget one

atleast

a very budget one

[hot creek]

Wtf country you live in

[teal bramble]

germany

[hot creek]

A broken down one goes for that much

[half compass]

rent one

take a loan

[hot creek]

Hell most the broken down ones sold here at $2000

[hot creek]

with my no credit score

[half compass]

yeah no shit you probably put it all on klarna

every expense

[hot creek]

This thing only has 160k miles on it

[hot creek]

No like I have no credit acorey

[half compass]

“only”

[hot creek]

Score

I don't have credit yet

[hot creek]

Our Dodge truck has 300k on it

It's not a lot of miles

[half compass]

you need to get rid of it then

[ornate latch]

dude

it is a lot

like

a LOT

[hot creek]

160k is not a lot

[half compass]

set it on fire

let it burn

[hot creek]

Real

[teal bramble]

deadass i bought my sisters car for 1k

2014

130k km

and it was in perfect condition it just needed a wash lol

[hot creek]

Ewww km

[teal bramble]

smol engine tho

1.2l 75hp

[hot creek]

We clearly have very different car markets

[ornate latch]

sorry for being normal

[half compass]

anything over 150k km you should just set the car on fire and buy a new one

[teal bramble]

usa is cheaper than germany

idk

[teal bramble]

200k*

[hot creek]

My sister's fucked up Corolla she bought for $3600

120k miles

[ornate latch]

193,000 km

[hot creek]

Salvage title no air bags and rear end damage

[coarse ginkgo]

yo, send me a clapped out e36 to latvia

else im gonna pull up and touch you

[teal bramble]

pay for transport and ill even suck it

[half compass]

yeah but and then you’re going to be shoving money into it for no reason

[coarse ginkgo]

?

[ornate latch]

he likes that

[half compass]

because everything is falling apart

[hot creek]

And the radio is stuck at Max volume cuz fuck her I guess?

Idk why the radio is like that

[hot creek]

Dawg that's 93k miles

That's still a new car

[half compass]

yeah

yeah okay bro

[hot creek]

New cars at dealerships are sold with 60k miles dawg

[half compass]

what dealership are you going to son

[hot creek]

Rich ass mf

[hot creek]

The ford dealership

[coarse ginkgo]

of course this guy gets a ford

[half compass]

least smelly ford driver:

[coarse ginkgo]

fr

[hot creek]

The transfercase is kinda fucked up on the ford and the prndl to dash link cable but other than that it's fine I think

The transmission you can feel that it's a ford

but I mean it still shifts fine

well

Shifted

[coarse ginkgo]

yea, this for sure looks like its fine

[hot creek]

Before the starter ran out

[hot creek]

The starter is the only thing wrong with it

[half compass]

the ford is begging you to kill it

just do it

set it on fire

[coarse ginkgo]

fr

[hot creek]

We got it for free in 2016ish

[teal bramble]

guy said prndl

sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[hot creek]

Some company owned it and it was broken into and vandalized

It was a tax write off so they gave it to us

[half compass]

prpn

[hot creek]

It still ran so we took it

[hot creek]

Yeah?

[gilded rapids]

I have Asian parents but my mom refuses to buy a used car

[hot creek]

This things shifter is on the wheel

[half compass]

please just let it die

[gilded rapids]

she doesn’t like the idea of it

[hot creek]

U gotta be ragebaiting

[half compass]

when a pet has cancer do you make it suffer or do you let it die

[coarse ginkgo]

Copyright 2005-2009 Weston Schmidt, Harald Welte and OpenMoko Inc.
Copyright 2010-2021 Tormod Volden and Stefan Schmidt
This program is Free Software and has ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY
Please report bugs to http://sourceforge.net/p/dfu-util/tickets/

[gilded rapids]

woah this convo 😞

[hot creek]

When you see a 5 year old with a small cut do you slaughter them in their sleep because they could get an infection

[chilly bear]

yes

[gilded rapids]

I drove my car off the lot with 7 miles doe

[ornate latch]

except this isn't a small cut

[half compass]

bro your ford has way more than a cut

[gilded rapids]

she now has 86k miles 🫩

[hot creek]

Too many miles ewaste

[hot creek]

Mechanically there is nothing wrong with it

Besides the starter

[gilded rapids]

Guys I’m bored anyone wanna vc

[ornate latch]

okay

[teal bramble]

dude bought new

[half compass]

Mentally there is

[teal bramble]

😭

[ornate latch]

so there are mechanical problems

[chilly bear]

@hot creek it's ok. you can keep your car.

[half compass]

saying this like it’s an insult

[gilded rapids]

my parents don’t like buying used cars idk why

[teal bramble]

it is

why would u buy new

[gilded rapids]

I don’t mind buying new though 😭

[half compass]

because you don’t want a used car

[gilded rapids]

2023 civic sport I love her

[hot creek]

Right after saying throw it away if it has more than 50k miles on it nehhhbhh

[ornate latch]

what difference does it make if it's like

50,000 km

[gilded rapids]

I like just all the features

[ornate latch]

it's not gonna be in a bad condition and it's cheaper

[half compass]

none

but maybe you don’t wanna

nothing wrong with it

[gilded rapids]

Wait are American cars seen as luxury over there like if you see someone in Cadillac

[half compass]

no

because they don’t exist

[gilded rapids]

.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkKJQjDK/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

We outside (@carsontiktoky)

❤️ 22.1K 💬 222 🔁 1.3K

▶ Play video

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[gilded rapids]

🫪

that’s funny lol

[hot creek]

4,000$ for this with a blown head gasket

[raven pine]

why are the cars that big in america

[gilded rapids]

In the next couple of months I’m thinking about buying a new rav4

[half compass]

their dicks are small

so they compensate

[raven pine]

makes perfect sense

[teal bramble]

throw it away after like 93k miles

[untold helm]

❌

[ornate latch]

xrt is correct

[hot creek]

For running over small children

[gilded rapids]

Cheap gas, bad policy, fat profit margins, and culture made big cars the default. Then everyone upsized for safety, which made everyone else upsize too

thanks ai lmao

[hot creek]

Larger cars are more robust

[raven pine]

upsize for safety

[half compass]

cope of all time

[raven pine]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

the whole windshield is just a blindspot

[gilded rapids]

I do want a larger car I don’t mind my civic but a larger feels more comfy

[hot creek]

@teal bramble Hey fine shawty can I have $12,900 if I send you feet pics

[gilded rapids]

Like that’s not bad

[ornate latch]

no one wants pictures of your dirty smelly feet

[hot creek]

Do not judge acatto

[gilded rapids]

ok maybe 7/10 I don’t like that much

[untold helm]

FUCK YOU MEAN CHEAP GAS ITS $5-6

[half compass]

this is literally a normal sized car

[teal bramble]

im not a multimillionaire dawg

[ornate latch]

$6-7

[hot creek]

Dont hate on my sugar mommy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[gilded rapids]

sorry historically 😭

[raven pine]

all that car and a small ass screen

[hot creek]

What about 3k :3

[raven pine]

why is the speedometer digital ew

[teal bramble]

still no

[hot creek]

If u send me 3k I'll send u feet pics

[half compass]

they probably smell of death

[hot creek]

How about 1k for some feet pics

[half compass]

find god

[ornate latch]

rotting feet

[gilded rapids]

If Nissan wasn’t so ass this wouldn’t be bad

lol

[half compass]

the skin is probably rotting away

Yo what

[hot creek]

I'm not a zombie dawg

[half compass]

Whats that emoji bame

@muted shuttle

Mods

[raven pine]

telegram smoking emoji

OH

[half compass]

That words for gay people

[muted shuttle]

Ok man

[half compass]

We over here use the term cigarette

idiot

[gilded rapids]

Do yall like this? It feels crowed to me (S63 AMG 2026)

[hot creek]

Imagine fucking in this

[raven pine]

man the emoji is so good

[ornate latch]

stupid britoids

[muted shuttle]

Something youll never do

[half compass]

Fr

[hot creek]

At least I could fit in it

[gilded rapids]

I’d buy a byd car ngl lmao

[half compass]

would feel like shit

[gilded rapids]

but it’s banned

[muted shuttle]

sure

[ornate latch]

no you couldn't

[half compass]

keep telling yourself that

[raven pine]

6'5 is the max someone can be tall and fit in there

that sucks

[hot creek]

What's that mean

[hot creek]

Would be luxurious compared to my mom's charger then

[gilded rapids]

byd are thise chinese evs the us banned

[hot creek]

Oh ok

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[gilded rapids]

@muted shuttle I wouldn’t mind a small truck like the rivian

[half compass]

she is but she doesn’t shower @raven pine

be careful

[gilded rapids]

Cool that it’s electric

[raven pine]

whats wrong with a little musk

[ornate latch]

Elon musk

[desert cairn]

the color is so bad

[muted shuttle]

i lowkey don't like trucks

[gilded rapids]

ok you not wrong neb

maybe green lmao

[hot creek]

This fuckers fuel pump or fuel injectors started squirting everywhere

[half compass]

Trucks are literally cancerous

[hot creek]

Like Maxines mom when I take my pants off

[gilded rapids]

???

[desert cairn]

toyota tacoma

[muted shuttle]

brother

[half compass]

it’s the size of a dime

[gilded rapids]

oh true my dad used to drive one

[dense valve]

My school just patched my bug to bypass all of their chrome tracking extensions and then I found another within 15 minutes lmao

[half compass]

you cant even see it

[raven pine]

that sucks

[hot creek]

8 inches long 3 inches girth

[ornate latch]

the fatness doesn't help either

[desert cairn]

1 inch long 8 inches girth

[gilded rapids]

@half compass why u hate trucks they’re useful

[untold helm]

On what platform? 😭

[half compass]

negative 8 inches long

he’s in cock debt

[hot creek]

To who

[desert cairn]

i believe it

[raven pine]

ask for a bug catcher reward

[half compass]

trunks:

[hot creek]

I want it

[dense valve]

ChromeOS

[gilded rapids]

What if I got a Toyota Land Cruiser

[dense valve]

No cause I and like the entire grade use it to go to nearly any website

[gilded rapids]

lowkey looks like a bronco lmao

[hidden shore]

Should i use dopamine rn? Im on 18.7.1

[raven pine]

oh well

wait until graduation

[half compass]

inject yourself with oxytocin instead

[raven pine]

are you on a ipad

[hidden shore]

No

Iphone 11

[raven pine]

then you cant

[hidden shore]

Wdym

[hidden shore]

Why?

[half compass]

The compound

[hidden shore]

Ahh

Any change i will have support soon? (Im stupid,sorry)

[dense valve]

Well it's fine I can just use the new one I found

[gilded rapids]

As of early 2026, the Renault Clio is the best-selling car in Europe, securing the top spot in January and February 2026. It narrowly beat the Volkswagen T-Roc and Peugeot 208, marking a strong start for the French hatchback, which often battles the Dacia Sandero (2024/2025 leader) for the top position

what even is a Renault

[raven pine]

In like 3-6 months

[hidden shore]

That soooo longgtg

[hot creek]

67

[raven pine]

And it wont support ios 18

[hidden shore]

Tysm for answer tho

[raven pine]

Its like ios 17.1.something max

[hot creek]

I had to wait 2 years for a jailbreak when ios 15 came out

[hidden shore]

I khow,just saying

[half compass]

such a dirty filthy liar.

[raven pine]

that came out on ios 17?

[hot creek]

idk

I can't remember that long ago

[raven pine]

CLIOOO

[hot creek]

but it was a really long time

[gilded rapids]

??

[lusty briar]

it was like a year and a half i think

[gilded rapids]

I need to google this car

[half compass]

RENAULT 💔

[hot creek]

I was in 7th or 8th grade science class when dopamine came out and tried to install it mid class lol

[raven pine]

https://tenor.com/view/twingo-renault-twingo-gif-20014981

this is a twingo

[half compass]

goyslop

dacia is also goyslop

[raven pine]

ultimate shitbox car

[half compass]

but its romanian goyslop so i love it

[raven pine]

the new ones are slop

[gilded rapids]

I guess that would be a civic or Corolla for us over here

[hot creek]

Europeans be like hah our cars are cheaper and then be surprised when they're shit

[gilded rapids]

😭

[raven pine]

the old ones are good

[raven pine]

sorta

[half compass]

meh

maybe pre revolution

[raven pine]

they are cheap so they get given to beginners

u can get them for like 1k

[half compass]

they were good at that time

[hot creek]

Where do u live, Mr meth?

[half compass]

Serbia

[gilded rapids]

my friend is dumb he recorded himself going 120mph (193kmh)

[raven pine]

Croatia

[lusty briar]

whenever i got promoted to genius i was sitting on my phone in class

[raven pine]

Fuck you

[raven pine]

lol

[half compass]

Fuck you too

[gilded rapids]

lemme find the video

[hot creek]

Is your friend @coarse ginkgo

[half compass]

kosovo je srbija 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

[muted shuttle]

when i got promoted to mod i was hanging out with my friend

[raven pine]

Fuck you 3x

[hot creek]

Yugoslavia forever

[muted shuttle]

we were going to eat dinosaur chicken nuggets

[raven pine]

jelda

[muted shuttle]

i don't think y'all know the story

[gilded rapids]

Bro just causally going 70 over the speed limit

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Fuck u for that. Stressed the hell out of me.

Still pmo to this day

[raven pine]

tell him i said hi

[half compass]

it’s the us

[muted shuttle]

But being staff is cool though...

[half compass]

do you guys even read the speed limit signs

[hot creek]

What did he do

[ornate latch]

Can i fuck you too

[lusty briar]

but dino chicken nuggets > staff

[gilded rapids]

I speed too but bc the highways in my state are capped at 70mph (112kmh)

[half compass]

Yassssssss gurllllllllllll💅💅💅💅💅💅

[hot creek]

Maxine wake up

[half compass]

that’s fine

[gilded rapids]

I think I tend to always go 5-10 above the limit

[half compass]

ehhh

kinda

yeah

[hot creek]

how did getting promoted stress u

Mineek ahh anxiety

I got a cut on my finger

[half compass]

140km/h is the greatest speed limit

[hot creek]

It hurts

[half compass]

for highways

[muted shuttle]

u don't know the story

[hot creek]

fill me in twin

[half compass]

??

[fervent dove]

Claxine edited a message

fill me up twin

Message ID: 1504254519662481540 · May 13, 2026, 10:50 PM

[hot creek]

Fym ??

[hot creek]

Autocorrect did that

[ornate latch]

whatever makes you happy

[hot creek]

Fill my brain with knowledge

[half compass]

no

they probably smell like rotten meat

[hot creek]

My brain?

[ornate latch]

everything

[half compass]

That too

[hot creek]

raw meat

[untold helm]

Wtf was the method

[hot creek]

What's the method

My schools got bum ass securly

[ornate latch]

you don't even go to school

[gilded rapids]

I have surpassed 36 hours

[ornate latch]

why do you wanna know

[hot creek]

Yes I do

[gilded rapids]

I need to sleep tonight ong

[ornate latch]

no

[half compass]

he goes to the people’s school

[hot creek]

Bro is just ragebaiting

[half compass]

a communist school

[hot creek]

Yuogoslavia forever

[half compass]

“Yuogo”

Ok buddy

Whatever floats your boay

[jolly moat]

https://tenor.com/view/luix-dextructor-missile-ghost-trick-phantom-detective-luix-gif-21975324

[gilded rapids]

OH FUCK it’s almost May 17

[ornate latch]

boay

[gilded rapids]

I’m gonna be 24 ):

[hot creek]

Boay

[hot creek]

Merry christmas

[half compass]

chyds

[gilded rapids]

Unc status

[half compass]

youre all chyds

[muted shuttle]

unc

[gilded rapids]

Damn almost 25 🥀

[lofty oriole]

&

[hot creek]

Tally hall referenced

[raven pine]

almost half way to 30

[gilded rapids]

.

[hot creek]

And that's nearly 40

[raven pine]

exactly

[hot creek]

Bro's almost 40 😭😭😭😭

[half compass]

and that’s nearly 60

and 60 is nearly 67

[desert cairn]

67 is nearly 41

[gilded rapids]

how I feel talking to my bro who is my age who is about to buy his first house

[hot creek]

but 41 is nearly 50

[ornate latch]

41 is nearly 49

[raven pine]

buy one too

i mean ur almost 30

[hot creek]

Fr

[molten raven]

@untold helm i mean idm ima js get the 8 since i already have one.

[raven pine]

thats when health things start

[hot creek]

Should have the money

@untold helm i mean idm ima js get the 8 since i already have one.

[gilded rapids]

I’m not buying a home anytime soon

[half compass]

@untold helm i mean idm ima js get the 8 since i already have one.

[ornate latch]

@untold helm i mean idm ima js get the 8 since i already have one.

[hot creek]

Can you buy one for me

[gilded rapids]

but he went to school for engineering so he has the engineering money

[molten raven]

son what have i made.

[hot creek]

Since ur rich

[half compass]

nothing

[ornate latch]

get a job

[half compass]

you have made nothing

[hot creek]

I have a job

[gilded rapids]

We’re all nerds for comp sci and IT 😔

[ornate latch]

no

[hot creek]

I'm pregnant

[ornate latch]

you're a botched abortion

[half compass]

Trigger warning for my online children❤️, please block the person sending this message ❤️

[molten raven]

i have a question does like the iphone 8 get like any app updates still?

[raven pine]

ai took over that smh

[raven pine]

no

sorta

it works

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn Thank you for this excellent tutorial

[hot creek]

May have $170 soon

Selling og xbox one for $70

[thick tapir]

wow

[dense valve]

Do you have the play store enabled and if so do you have geogebra or nearpod @untold helm

Chromeos only

[untold helm]

Webview?

Also nearpod still exists???

[dense valve]

Yes

[hot creek]

No they disabled the play store

[dense valve]

Kinda

[dense valve]

Cooked

[untold helm]

There used to be a webview via Minecraft EDU

I think it’s patched idk

[hot creek]

For a while you could connect to our schools visitor network on their Chromebooks and just not get any game sites blocked

[untold helm]

@dense valve did your district block google play developer mode?

[dense valve]

The geogebra one is just going through something I made on the activity library that redirects you to something I made which escapes the iframe to go to any website

[hot creek]

Untill they disabled unknown wireless networks

[untold helm]

Build number in play store settings

[dense valve]

Yes

[dense valve]

Bro we can't even add other accounts

[hot creek]

My school didn't block the terminal

[hot creek]

Like school accounts?

[untold helm]

Mines not, I just need a $20 dev account to do a instant app test deploy

[hot creek]

Are yalls chromebooks shared @dense valve

Or are they assigned

[dense valve]

Mine blocked linux but I still have the terminal app anyways through some weird chrome urls i found but it doesn't work anyways

[dense valve]

No home accounts

They used to be allowe but then they blocked them

[untold helm]

My school multiple times tried adding chrome extensions but they did it where it was just a webapp to the extensions web store page 😭

[dense valve]

No

[hot creek]

Oh one time freshman year i signed into a throwaway gmail i made lol

[dense valve]

Actually wait I haven't checked the play store but i've checked android settings and there it's blocked

[hot creek]

Couldn't acess the Internet though bevause my school uses their own proxy ip for their wifi

[dense valve]

Yeah we have that also alongside go guardian

[untold helm]

Yeah android settings would be no matter what

[dense valve]

We never could add home accounts to the computer login but we could on like chrome and stuff

[hot creek]

Our school network admins website block list ONLY blocks the URL, not the website ip, so you can just type in the website's ip and go to a blocked website lol

[dense valve]

Lmao

[hot creek]

The issue is a lot of websites don't let you access them without a dns server

[dense valve]

go guardian blocks almost whatever IP i try to go to

Even if it's not active

[hot creek]

For the entire time I've been at my highschool they have not let us change our desktop backgrounds but for some reason the final day of school we could lol

[untold helm]

Same

[dense valve]

Lmao

[hot creek]

My school has go guardian but doesn't use it

[untold helm]

They do allow us to bring our own personal devices, regardless of goguardian can work or not

[hot creek]

My school let people bring their own stuff for a long time until someone was watching porn on it

[dense valve]

I had a doc with the bypass instructions and I shit you not they started blocking the document and its backup I right after right before they patched the bug

[untold helm]

wtf why would you do that during class

[hot creek]

And for the longest time our school let u play on your phone during lunch and recess until THE FUCKER KEVIN STITT said no more phones in oklahoma schools

[hot creek]

mf asking me like i did it 😭

[untold helm]

Mf snitched to the Sysadmins via a google doc

[hot creek]

I'm the reason my school had to block eaglercraft

[untold helm]

Did they block the html version?

[hot creek]

I found out that if you connected to the guest wifi you could join multiplayer worlds on eaglercraft

[hot creek]

Yes

However

I downloaded the HTML

so i can still play it since it's a local file

[untold helm]

Yeah that’s what I meant

[hot creek]

In my google drive

[untold helm]

That’s what I was referring to

[hot creek]

Idk how they would block opening locally downloaded files without fucking up other stuff

They'd either have to block google drive or just kirk the file from my google drive

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1466546963809042596/caption.gif

[dense valve]

Bro the exploit was private for a week then someone stole my chromebook and leaked the contents of the doc to the grade (before i had lock on lid close on)

[untold helm]

Block file:// with .html at the end

[hot creek]

But then it'd block our assignments too

[copper tendon]

is the macbook neo worth the price

[hot creek]

I think

[hot creek]

Yes

Literally an m5 mac if you put a cooler on it

[untold helm]

Were u bragging abt it?

[dense valve]

Not loading what is it

No

I forgot it was a long time ago

But i don't think i was bragging

[untold helm]

How tf did they find it

[dense valve]

They saw someone else using it probably and I probably mentioned that I made it or smthn

[hot creek]

@polar python Hop on jerkmate we will play ranked

[dense valve]

Then stole my chromebook

[molten raven]

hey @untold helm
how can i get the tweaks dynamic island, liquid glass, and how do i move the time and etc to allow the dynamic island.

[untold helm]

Move to #jailbreak or make a Genius Bar thread and I’ll link

[molten raven]

i did.

my message got flooded and no one responded.

[warm python]

hi guys

[teal bramble]

67

[muted shuttle]

this mf playing hypixel skyblock

[teal bramble]

yeah

Swag

[muted shuttle]

They havent added cherry wood yet

:/

[teal bramble]

why would u willingly play ts game

Ur poor wtf

why dou have 200m nw

:/

[desert cairn]

i have 3b

[teal bramble]

i have 50b

noob

[desert cairn]

i dont play ts game

[teal bramble]

me neither

[vapid spruce]

why do ipad batteries last 4ever in standby

i haven’t touched my ipad mini 1 in a week

and its battery is at like 57%

[compact cobalt]

because they're bigger batteries that do less than your phone in standby

[vapid spruce]

fon*

[compact cobalt]

don't forget, your iphone is also connected to the cell towers in standby

[teal bramble]

What cata r u

@vapid spruce its only funny when @velvet zenith does it

[desert cairn]

idk

i dont play

[vapid spruce]

but i did the 🆗 before i came here

[desert cairn]

like 5 probably

[teal bramble]

what

whats ur user

[vapid spruce]

it’s okay i won’t fall for your ragebait 🫶

[velvet zenith]

Hi

[desert cairn]

nebuwa

[teal bramble]

cata 10

son

[desert cairn]

whatever that means

idk what any of the new items and shit are

[teal bramble]

start playing again

[chilly bear]

what about when i do it?

[teal bramble]

nope

[teal bramble]

catacombs

dungeons

[chilly bear]

[teal bramble]

give me my shekelsssssss

[desert cairn]

produvct unaccaptable

can i have 750

[teal bramble]

Yea

[velvet zenith]

Send it to our mercury account

[desert cairn]

no

[fallen pelican]

I hate everybody

[velvet zenith]

ok

[fallen pelican]

especially @velvet zenith

[jaunty garnet]

???

[teal bramble]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXSgMDUiRcT/?igsh=ZG4xNDQ1c2xkb2Nw

[gusty gulch]

okay

[teal bramble]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DV4iJWSDnAO/?igsh=eGdnczFtNTlja3U5

[jolly moat]

https://tenor.com/view/luix-dextructor-missile-ghost-trick-phantom-detective-luix-gif-21975324

[teal bramble]

this hard candy are fucking pot candies

Fuck

[chilly bear]

loop boop

[vapid spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2j5r8hNVjY

[narrow crown]

lucky!

[exotic thistle]

hi meow meows

[vital knoll]

@gusty gulch new wallpaper time

[exotic thistle]

no, ppl is some security shit, and u need a ppl bypass for arm64e

[vital knoll]

@gusty gulch

[teal bramble]

this shit laced

[lusty briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415604103020937218/1504291875073560596/air-hotdog.gif

[delicate latch]

yummy

[lusty briar]

air hotdog with a side of ice soup

[thick tapir]

why the fuck do people in my class not use the cite button right next to the article

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn chud

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/ביבי-bibi-נתניהו-netanyahu-benjamin-netanyahu-gif-2770171947895639908

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle @dense valve @jaunty garnet which one

[muted shuttle]

right if on macOS 26+

make it check

[delicate latch]

what’s it written in

[untold helm]

Python, Cktinker for the UI

[desert cairn]

vibe coded

[untold helm]

only portions of the backend

[desert cairn]

hear me out

swiftui

[ornate latch]

shut up

[untold helm]

crossplatform between windows/mac/linux.

[desert cairn]

:/

[true plover]

Omg I loveee mini babybels

I forgot how tasty they are

[untold helm]

$7 cheese clinders

[true plover]

Yes

Wait not

The big pack

[gilded rapids]

dang it actually looks nice

[true plover]

The 2 pack ones

[true plover]

Ooo

C u r v e

[teal bramble]

dj khaled

anotha one

[true plover]

S o w i d e

[gilded rapids]

y e s

: )

[teal bramble]

u both gay a shell bruhh

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[delicate latch]

consider rust

[untold helm]

i am not learning a whole new language for this 😭

[true plover]

Work dinner

[untold helm]

i dont want to join a cult either

[true plover]

I feel like a rat

Eating it

[delicate latch]

only optional

[muted shuttle]

boy dinner

[true plover]

Fr

[delicate latch]

I wrote impactor in rust 💪 like god intended

[true plover]

I need food food though

[untold helm]

god would have wanted HolyC

(your name doesnt count)

[delicate latch]

I love C

[untold helm]

Why did you drop the Plume from Impactor?

[delicate latch]

It sounded stupid

[untold helm]

[untold helm]

consider rust
???

[gilded rapids]

oh shit I just realized I haven’t eaten today

[delicate latch]

what’s up

[gilded rapids]

adderall really does suppress your appetite 😭

[delicate latch]

@gilded rapids hey blazevale

[gilded rapids]

gmgmgmg heyo

[delicate latch]

@untold helm what does the theme maker do

[desert cairn]

I'm new here, say hi!

[true plover]

Yesyes

It’s really bad

[untold helm]

automatically makes a .theme or deb of a theme based of a selected glyph type/color, background image (some preincluded) and overlay/mask

[gilded rapids]

I guess I should eat something then lol

[true plover]

I used to feel sick at the thought of eating

Eat slow

Don’t do it fast

[low sky]

I'm always mixed on if i should update macos because I never know if it'll eat up more storage or thorttle my hardware

[dense valve]

1

[untold helm]

it originally used imagemagick but i switched to pillow

[true plover]

And have something to drink with it

Drink plenty of water

[dense valve]

Go fuck yourself

[desert cairn]

ok sorry

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Shut the fuck up

[desert cairn]

hi

ok sorry

[true plover]

It’s a safe language though or whatever

[dense valve]

Sorry that was mean forgive me

[delicate latch]

don’t use swiftui horrible

[dense valve]

I hate swift

[muted shuttle]

ipod

[low sky]

what would i use instead of swiftui?

[desert cairn]

uikit

as god intended

[low sky]

rly???

[delicate latch]

dopamine is in UIKit @low sky is that enough to convince you

[low sky]

o

[gilded rapids]

@true plover well good news I was able to complete the 43 labs that I didn’t realize I needed to do for a class

I will be getting masters this weekend 🙏

[true plover]

OOOOO

CONGRATS

[gilded rapids]

I can feel my body wanting to sleep so bad I’ve been up for almost two days

😔

[true plover]

Eat

[delicate latch]

very cool

nebula would love

[true plover]

And then you’ll crash

[gilded rapids]

Mhmmm what to make

[true plover]

Ramen

Raw men

[gilded rapids]

man and my roomie is gone for a few months. I already miss him ).

):

[true plover]

[untold helm]

🧌

[desert cairn]

i did this 4 years ago with like 200 lines of python

unironically

[true plover]

Haha nice

[muted shuttle]

chrysler spotted

[true plover]

I hate this thing

A forever money pit

I need to do my brakes

And possibly rotors too

Spark plugs maybe

Uh

Serpentine belt

[native heath]

Jailbreak is not safe for a personal phone right?

[true plover]

Oil change now

[teal bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[delicate latch]

me?

[lost copper]

Welp

[muted shuttle]

#general message

[delicate latch]

[lost copper]

Should I be here if this is my only phone

[teal bramble]

this is why im saying this ^

[chilly bear]

@half compass this guy reminds me of you

removed

[untold helm]

my personal phone is jailbroken

it depends on what you actually do with it and what phone it is tbh

[untold helm]

its moreso of the outdated ios rather than the jailbreak

[native heath]

So if I use the correct version of jailbreak it’s safe?

[untold helm]

The reason that your not "safe" is not the jailbreak itself, its that you would have to be on a piss old ios version

(and by default some apps block jailbroken devices, although in most cases bypassable)

its fine if you know what you are doing and dont actively try to find hot singles in your area

[native heath]

Because old ios version means it is not updated to last viruses right?

[untold helm]

newer ios versions patch exploits that malware would theoretically use

(which in a lot of cases jailbreaks use those same exploits)

[native heath]

Oh I see

[jaunty garnet]

the one thats not tahoe

[native heath]

How do I learn to reach this level where I know what I am doing?

[untold helm]

you can read the guide without needing help every little section, know the risks and if you are willing to take them

[untold helm]

both are running on macos ventura

[jaunty garnet]

the one thats not liquid glass looks better imo

[native heath]

Where is this guide? It’s the same guide for all jailbreak versions?

[untold helm]

!t guide the guides are in the same place but it is different per device and ios version

[fervent dove]

Hey @native heath, have a look at this!

guide

Complete guide to iOS and tvOS modification, from stock to jailbroken

Added by eric#1997 | Used 3,112 times · Dec 21, 2020, 11:23 PM

[native heath]

Thank you!

[azure hazel]

nvm i thought you are talking to the bot

[simple drift]

burger

[burnt kite]

employment

[thick bough]

job application

[jolly moat]

https://tenor.com/view/luix-dextructor-missile-ghost-trick-phantom-detective-luix-gif-21975324

[vocal plinth]

what maxine looks like

[versed sun]

Why do I keep running out

[fair sky]

199.2GB of porn

[versed sun]

Only if there was a way to have iCloud be hosted on a computer instead of paying for it

[versed sun]

Don’t think anyone cares about what you use your storage for

[dense valve]

Ok yes confirmed, nearpod uses a webview, but not geogebra

UA is Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 13; dedede Build/R147-16610.57.0; wv) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 Chrome/149.0.7827.13 Safari/537.36

Which is different from the normal one

[versed sun]

Is spending the price of nitro even worth the 2tb of storage or just delete more photos again

Taking photos in raw might not be helping save space

800 photos are in raw

???

Think I’m done talking to myself for now

[true plover]

I am tipsy

[true plover]

Nitro?

[chilly bear]

$10

they are just so discord brained they can't think of value any other way.

[true plover]

😭

[chilly bear]

my iphone 8+ still doesn't activate.

time to bypass!

[real cobalt]

Dude just say the price

[gusty gulch]

ong cute

[compact cobalt]

guys

i'm voting for richard strocher in 2028

man died of a fent overdose and just up and came back

[vital knoll]

you're my skibidi 🧼💖

[gusty gulch]

skividi

[rotund glade]

Woah

[hasty jungle]

gm

[gusty gulch]

@vital knoll

i miss my pee baby

[vital knoll]

aww where is he

[gusty gulch]

lol josie

[untold helm]

r u using omni to watch it

[gusty gulch]

it’s gta…

[muted shuttle]

r u using omni to stream it

[untold helm]

r u using omni to watch it

[gusty gulch]

r u stupid

[untold helm]

does omni not work with gta videos?

@hot creek hi slur

[hot creek]

Hi slur x2

[untold helm]

hi slur x3

[hot creek]

x3

:3

[untold helm]

😭

[hot creek]

Mother brought home sonic smasher burger

I consumed it

Eating flat ass dr pepper and drinking sonic smasher burger

I have finished consuming my sonic smasher

[vital knoll]

:( you need to get yourself a Josie and a cat

[polar python]

no josie’s

[ashen basin]

Evil

[jagged turret]

What happened to josie

[hot creek]

I ate her

Just ate 20mg of cholesterol who up being gay

Fat

Not gay

I swear to god i tried to type fat and that shit typed gay

[vocal plinth]

Shut your fat gay ass up

[umbral tartan]

Yall are so fucking funny

🙈

[jagged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1504337725963374642/quote_1504337016572346478.png?ex=6a069f2f&is=6a054daf&hm=141bacb048576ad0e3c7605a2db45167d2109dc89e8888973f5dfde1d4e5285c&

[umbral tartan]

yall don't got no joint

ain't even high

Just sober doing this shit wow

[umbral tartan]

How are you still not an admin

[untold helm]

bbaovanc.

[delicate latch]

boba don’t need

@jagged turret hello booba

[umbral tartan]

I mean they still help people

[jagged turret]

I'm not fat or homosexual enough for that

[delicate latch]

goood @jagged turret

[jagged turret]

Hello C

@delicate latch

[muted shuttle]

Wtf

[umbral tartan]

oh ok I'm gay but not fat when do I get admin

[delicate latch]

@delicate latch

wrong person

[jagged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/letter-c-dancing-gif-9063747

[delicate latch]

@jagged turret boba best

[umbral tartan]

Maxine is literally the most hello kitty ass profile

[jagged turret]

https://boba.best

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[jagged turret]

Maxine is literally the most hello kitty ass profile

[umbral tartan]

Cinnamon roll

[delicate latch]

@jagged turret I can’t tell if u rember me

[umbral tartan]

My girlfriend has that dude on her crocs

[jagged turret]

I do

[delicate latch]

[muted shuttle]

I have a small cinnamoroll plushie hanging from my mirror in my van

[untold helm]

@delicate latch I guess you could say you made a impact on him

[jagged turret]

What does that even mean

[umbral tartan]

Do you like purple

is that a cydia joke

sideloading joke

[jagged turret]

Tim cooked retired

[umbral tartan]

what the fuck cydia impactor still broken

[delicate latch]

https://github.com/claration/Impactor

[muted shuttle]

Yea

[jagged turret]

oh no you picked up rust

Its over

[delicate latch]

DUDE

don’t say that

[jagged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1501697224214577183/togif.gif

[delicate latch]

@jagged turret I love rust

[jagged turret]

Oh no

No no. No no no no no

[delicate latch]

60% of my projects have rust in it

[jagged turret]

You need protective coatings in your proejcts

[delicate latch]

nope it needs more

@jagged turret favorite language drop it rn

[jagged turret]

english

[untold helm]

60% the way up in scientology or sthm idk

[jagged turret]

I think we need to get rid of computing

[umbral tartan]

bro

Do yall have the MacBook Neo

this shit fire

[delicate latch]

no I’m too rich for that

[fair sky]

• rust developer
  

[jagged turret]

It's ok

[untold helm]

been over

[fair sky]

ik bobashare was in rust

[delicate latch]

@jagged turret ?

[jagged turret]

Yeah