general

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1497952890138918912/1499465618053927002/togif.gif

[hot creek]

When is your birthday mineek

[ruby copper]

18th of july

[stark spruce]

because he's a stupid cat

[ruby copper]

?

[muted shuttle]

?

wtf

[uncut token]

a8x dopamine iOS 15.8.7 when

[fervent dove]

Hey @muted shuttle, have a look at this!

[chilly bear]

u guys are lying

[hot creek]

Stupid ass bot 😭😭😭😭😭

[muted shuttle]

Have a look at what gir

[muted shuttle]

What am i looking at

[velvet zenith]

You guys are all sheep

[alpine chasm]

How do you have poll perms

[hot creek]

DEEZ NUTS!!!!

HAHAHAH!!

[ruby copper]

I need poll perms again

[dense valve]

Genius

[fresh stump]

Ban minine and demote maxeek :)

[dense valve]

Dont demote

[stark spruce]

minine

[hot creek]

@ruby copper stupid cat

[ruby copper]

bro voted on her own poll

🤣🤣

[muted shuttle]

Because i want it to happen

[chilly bear]

i support this fully

[muted shuttle]

Aaron deserves to be overthrown.

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle stupid cat

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle stupid cat

[ornate latch]

@muted shuttle stupid cat

[muted shuttle]

meanies

[hot creek]

no denial

[ruby copper]

Like the enemies from little big planet 2?

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1501697224214577183/togif.gif

[hot creek]

Me

Tjats me

[ornate latch]

no

[hot creek]

Please dont doxx my face

[ornate latch]

it's not covered in shit

not you

[hot creek]

Hey what

[ruby copper]

Who wants the real classy car face reveal

I have his face stored in my gifs

[dense valve]

Me

[hot creek]

End it all mineek

[chilly bear]

im good thx

[hot creek]

Gay ass mf

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1186023633919942739/1502306961109291028/what.gif

[ornate latch]

Mods

[ornate latch]

Rule 1

Mods

[hot creek]

Guy says hes not gay yet keeps my face saved ;sob:

[hot creek]

no no no

double jeopardy

[alpine chasm]

Maxine thinks she's even remotely in the succession line

[ruby copper]

blackmail bro

[dense valve]

mineek face reveal if aaron ever steps down ?

[muted shuttle]

What

[hot creek]

what mail?

[ruby copper]

Like 50% of mfs here know my face

[muted shuttle]

Ive seen his face.

[hot creek]

I've seen it

[chilly bear]

not remotely true

[ruby copper]

Yes

[hot creek]

You look like mehmet

[fresh stump]

Night for owner :)

[alpine chasm]

Agree

[hot creek]

Fr me but u do

[chilly bear]

nah

[muted shuttle]

Night would bully me if he was owner

24/7

[hot creek]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-hell-nahh-aww-hell-aww-hell-nahh-gif-9659330954843262630

[ruby copper]

I would post my face in #general rn but I look sick af so ill get bullied with it or something

So I wont

[alpine chasm]

You bet

[hot creek]

I change my mind i want night as owner

[ruby copper]

this is even worse than maxine as owner

[alpine chasm]

Wtf

[hot creek]

Maxine would like being called owner probably

[fresh stump]

:)

[muted shuttle]

What

[alpine chasm]

Now you get no poll perms mineek

[ruby copper]

gt

fr

[ruby copper]

SORRY

I meant that it is a very good idea

Night for owner etc

[muted shuttle]

This is false but I have no further comment

[hot creek]

@alpine chasm can i have poll perms

[ruby copper]

bro literally commented further by saying that

[alpine chasm]

Huh

[fervent dove]

Claxine edited a message

@alpine chasm can i have poll sperms

Message ID: 1503597763533865061 · May 12, 2026, 3:20 AM

[hot creek]

Hopy gbosrd dude

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1186023633919942739/1502306961109291028/what.gif

[hot creek]

Holy Gboard bro

[fresh stump]

Classy Car for Maximum Speed

[hot creek]

Freak

[chilly bear]

Lucy is Banned

[muted shuttle]

nop

[hot creek]

Where's the no option

[stoic zealot]

how do i remove the activation lock on my iphone 6

[muted shuttle]

!t icloudbypass

[fervent dove]

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,791 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[chilly bear]

$26

[ruby copper]

@hot creek When's the last time u brushed ur teeth now

[alpine chasm]

Dw i got u

[ruby copper]

use mineekbypass

[hot creek]

Lile 6 months ago maybe?

[stoic zealot]

tf you mean 26 bucks

[ruby copper]

ts guy

[muted shuttle]

WHAT

[hot creek]

How long ago was janurary

[muted shuttle]

Brother what the fuck

[chilly bear]

for the method

[hot creek]

Bro wants it for free

[ruby copper]

r u fr or r u larping

[ornate latch]

how have your teeth not fallen out

[hot creek]

No im serious

[muted shuttle]

his teeth have mold on them 😭 😭 😭

[stoic zealot]

why the hell would i pay someone

[hot creek]

I've brushed maybe 1 time since janurary

[fresh stump]

I mean, I should be. I dislike the Boston Red Sox

[hot creek]

To get service

[chilly bear]

red socks

[ruby copper]

maxine probably hasnt brushed her teeth since 2 years ago

[chilly bear]

socks.rocks

[hot creek]

Fr

[stoic zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-sahur-gif-5172151862336170371

[muted shuttle]

unlike classy car i actually have proper hygiene

[fresh stump]

Not a coincidence, ngl

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @hot creek @chilly bear Is it normal that when ur sick that like u hear less cuz I really have a feeling half my hearing is just gone

[hot creek]

Yeah well i wash up to 9 inches of my asshole so

[muted shuttle]

WHAT

[ruby copper]

Normally I hear things louder

[chilly bear]

yes

[icy beacon]

eat it

[hot creek]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

Maybe

[alpine chasm]

Yeah sometimes your ears feel like clogged and once youre fine again it goes away

[stoic zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/no-russian-call-of-duty-gif-21881502

[fresh stump]

Yankees 4 lyfe

[ruby copper]

It better be fine once I'm better

I hate that this is literally happening when wednesday I have an important exam

[alpine chasm]

Whats up with these whitenames

[ruby copper]

Pmo cuz now I can't study properly

[steel geode]

is it normal that when you’re depressed you don’t want to do anything

[hot creek]

https://tenor.com/view/what-happened-what-happened-to-you-as-a-child-what-kind-of-trauma-makes-you-act-like-this-stare-stare-cat-gif-2454779732634892782

[muted shuttle]

yea

[chilly bear]

no

[ruby copper]

when ur depressed just dont be depressed

[muted shuttle]

Not that easy

[ruby copper]

worked for me

[ornate latch]

Thank you mineek

[ruby copper]

no im fr

[ornate latch]

You saved me from suicide

[steel geode]

depression makes me sad

[hot creek]

And you only crash out bi-daily

[chilly bear]

what if im not depressed

[jagged turret]

Should I eat an acai bowl for dinner

[ruby copper]

I legit just went outside more and met people and etc and now im fine

[chilly bear]

should i become depressed?

[hot creek]

I shouldn't have said bi it will trigger his crashout

[ruby copper]

No

[jagged turret]

bi-daily doesn't work

[hot creek]

Eat mcdonalds bro

Big srch

[ruby copper]

I don't think I have the mental capacity to crashout rn

[fresh stump]

If I’m being honest, I don’t believe in noobs :)

[hot creek]

Big arch

[jagged turret]

They close soon

[ruby copper]

I'm way too tired

[hot creek]

Hurry up bro

[jagged turret]

I'm not hungry enough for a big arch

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1161143241811431435/1404319983730688092/PowerpointHi.gif

[hot creek]

French fries

[steel geode]

i wish i could meet people

[jagged turret]

I had a big arch last week though

[steel geode]

i’m stuck in this hell hole

[hot creek]

I had chicken Express and mcdonalds at the samentime

[ornate latch]

there's a thing called

going outside

[jagged turret]

The spicy mcchicken is good

What is chicken express

[steel geode]

i do go outside

[hot creek]

I read this as " i wish i could eat people "

[jagged turret]

You are such a data ss

[muted shuttle]

maybe if i go outside more i can find a hot nerdy bf...

[jagged turret]

Fat ass

[steel geode]

discord is the best dating app

[hot creek]

how much do you go outside

[fresh stump]

I wish I could people.

[ornate latch]

once a year

[muted shuttle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/oh-hell-no-aw-naw-grandpa-dbupKbo1Jg8mIIsia6

[jagged turret]

How much do you go outside

[ruby copper]

this isnt how it works tho the chances that you just Find Someone r so low

[muted shuttle]

i like to go places

does this help

[ornate latch]

grooming propaganda

[hot creek]

Why is he doing the tounge freaky thing

[ruby copper]

edating pmo

[muted shuttle]

i know ..

:(

[hot creek]

TOYOTA

[ruby copper]

is this ur dad

[hot creek]

TOYOTA

TOYOTA

[steel geode]

you can find servers for people from your area yk

[hot creek]

TOYOTA LETS GO PLACES

OHHHHHHU

[ruby copper]

imagine ur kid later "So how did you two meet" "on discord"

Bro

[muted shuttle]

No bruh

This is angry grandpa

[ruby copper]

You aint doing that on discord

[steel geode]

or accidentally meet someone in a random server that happens to go to your same school

[jagged turret]

this is such a doomer take you spent too much time in eotj

[muted shuttle]

@polar python @gusty gulch

[hot creek]

Maxine does not have a father figure

[steel geode]

too bad i’m gay

[velvet zenith]

i find it astonishing that i dont get sick during the exam period at the end of each semester but i immediately get sick after it ends

[muted shuttle]

yes i do

[hot creek]

How the fuck u got a dad and i dont

[muted shuttle]

idk

[alpine chasm]

Unironically yeah this is an r/jb couple

[hot creek]

Maxine got 2 dads and 3 moms

[muted shuttle]

i have one dad and one mom

[hot creek]

Why

[muted shuttle]

fym why

[polar python]

Don’t ping me or my boyfriend ever again

[hot creek]

Boring

[muted shuttle]

Youre gay?

[alpine chasm]

.

[polar python]

Ah shit my secret is exposed

[steel geode]

“Ok sunny boy here’s how your dads met”

“we found each other on paw patrol discord servers”

[fresh stump]

I love the video game Doom

[hot creek]

I have a paw patrol blanket

[alpine chasm]

Pink health

[muted shuttle]

Yea

[hot creek]

18 years old and got a bedtime

Wild bro

[steel geode]

i have 700gb of legally obtained paw patrol

[muted shuttle]

Yeah that I set myself

Because having a proper bedtime and wakeup time keeps me barely sane

[fresh stump]

I, too, would likely go into a bottomless rage if demons stole my bunny

[narrow crown]

its almost bedtime

[hot creek]

Laaaame

[steel geode]

bed time was 1h30m ago

[hot creek]

My bedtime is usually when i bed my time

[polar python]

Sleep focus is goated

I only use it cuz it dims my wallpaper lowkey

[hot creek]

There is still salt on my bed

[polar python]

Ofc there is you dirty ass

[hot creek]

what

[polar python]

Clean yo bed

[steel geode]

apple please add another way to turn off hdr then low power mode

i don’t want my phone running at 45 fps

[ashen basin]

Imagine

[velvet zenith]

Except you dont

[ruby copper]

Fr

[polar python]

This is deeply offensive to Google Pixel users.

[steel geode]

womp womp

[alpine chasm]

Wtf

[ruby copper]

I want a google pixel

[steel geode]

Guys i found an exploit

[muted shuttle]

i have a pixel 3a xl

i miss my pixel 4 xl though

[alpine chasm]

As a soon to be pixel user I feel offended

[chilly bear]

no you want the iphone fold

[jagged turret]

My condoelnces

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper Why fr

I do own one.

[ruby copper]

I only have this honor magic v2 which is my best android phone I own

[ashen basin]

You should be

[ruby copper]

but its a folding phone

[muted shuttle]

I built crdroid for it :)

[ruby copper]

so it kinda sucks

its like a cube when folded out

[polar python]

If it makes you feel better the new Pixel 11 has massive performance gains, bringing it on par with the iPhone 12!

[ruby copper]

no content fully fills the screen

I dont mean cube I mean square

its not 3d

[steel geode]

it’s dopamine for ios 26.5

[ashen basin]

Ok gay

[ruby copper]

fr

[steel geode]

what’s wrong with gay

[ruby copper]

biggest larp of 2026

[ashen basin]

wdym

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

The proof is left to the reader to determine what he said

[fresh stump]

Doom guy is so relatable, because I, too, would go into a bottomless rage if demons stole my bunny.

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle I haven't thrown up today yet so thats cool I think.

[jagged turret]

That's crazy that means theyre 1 ahead

[muted shuttle]

[ruby copper]

I hope I'm better before wednesday

[steel geode]

nicecar

[jagged turret]

Pixel better than iphone

[muted shuttle]

Maybe its a sign youre getting better maybe ...

[ruby copper]

Or maybe its a sign I haven't eaten anything yet

So theres nothing to throw up

[obtuse ruin]

yeah this is the sleep deprivation kicking in

[steel geode]

i hope opa334 merges my pull request before i die of ligma

[fresh stump]

Better than Monday.

[dense valve]

He was talking about nice people

[ruby copper]

ive basically pulled an all nighter today which I've never done before

So yeah

Probably ill be stupid today

[obtuse ruin]

we're used to it

[ruby copper]

fr

Wait

Why did I say fr

This is what I mean bro

[ashen basin]

bro said today

[steel geode]

fix unc0ver on jailbreaks.app plz

[obtuse ruin]

it's signed isnt it

[steel geode]

it’s signed but u can’t jailbreak with it

[thick tapir]

knife has been acquired 🙏

[obtuse ruin]

yeah cause it sucks

use taurine

[steel geode]

this is ios 12

[ruby copper]

ngl tho a google pixel with grapheneos looks really cool

schizo phone

[obtuse ruin]

oh

then download an older version

[muted shuttle]

schizo

[obtuse ruin]

they are available

[steel geode]

sign older version

[ruby copper]

or drug dealer

[jagged turret]

or journalist

[ruby copper]

fr

[chilly bear]

no

[steel geode]

o

[jagged turret]

drug dealers are stupid they would use a shitty android

[ruby copper]

why does unc0ver need older versions for different firmwares isnt the entire point of it one jailbreak to rule them all

[jagged turret]

and think it's more secure

[steel geode]

chimera, odyssey, taurine are the worst jailbreaks to ever exist

[chilly bear]

criminals have planted the idea that journalists need privacy

[gusty gulch]

good thing we’re not having kids

[obtuse ruin]

its vibecoded by hand

pre ai slop

[muted shuttle]

You have josie

[jagged turret]

fr

[gusty gulch]

excuse me

[steel geode]

pls dopamine ios 12

chimera terrible

[alpine chasm]

Thats what I want

[jagged turret]

Idk whether that's bait but I find it funnier to think you believe it

[vital knoll]

hiii

[fresh stump]

Have… have you heard of GrapheneOS?

[steel geode]

unc0ver works but damn is it broken

[vital knoll]

asshole

[gusty gulch]

you got a problem there buddy

[vital knoll]

needs to fuck off

[gusty gulch]

hiiii

[vital knoll]

fat fuck jumped right in front of my face

THUNK

[gusty gulch]

@polar python i think i gotta shit too so hurry up

[gusty gulch]

think

[polar python]

Ok

[obtuse ruin]

@hot creek

[jagged turret]

No

[ashen basin]

fat fuck jumped right in front of my face

[vital knoll]

bestie for the first time I heard a thunk when jumped down from shelf

I think he's chonky now

[vital knoll]

kinda duck ass iOS is that

[chilly bear]

my 13 kids have no problem with this.

[fresh stump]

I mean, I don’t use any kind of android either, (my preferred phone is my pinephone.) but like…

[jagged turret]

open source :/

[ruby copper]

aint a pinephone a linux phone

[fresh stump]

Mhm

[ruby copper]

no way those are actually usable

[gusty gulch]

stick had us eat taco bell for dinner and now my tummy is being funny

[obtuse ruin]

copyfail mobile

[vital knoll]

is that the one with dip switches

[obtuse ruin]

(they're not)

[gusty gulch]

have i become a weenie

[ashen basin]

What’s so funny

[muted shuttle]

cruchwrap supreme

[jagged turret]

drug dealers would use postmarketos and think it's more secure than stock OS was the intent

[vital knoll]

yes

[gusty gulch]

bubbly

[fresh stump]

Libre phone

[steel geode]

why does dopamine take 13 minutes to compile

[jagged turret]

8/10

[gusty gulch]

damn

[obtuse ruin]

an0m 🔥

[jagged turret]

My pixel is thermal throttling now because I'm charging it

[ruby copper]

takes like 2 min on my M2 MacBook Air.

[fresh stump]

Who needs copyfail when my password is numerical?

[muted shuttle]

fr anom phone

[steel geode]

it took 13 on github actions

[jagged turret]

What the hell is anom phone

[ruby copper]

well github actions is really slow

[muted shuttle]

clueless

fr

[jagged turret]

My laptop has M2 performance get trolled

I'm about to upgrade it to the same performance this fall

[delicate latch]

@jagged turret

[jagged turret]

@delicate latch

[steel geode]

it was easier for me to do with github actions anyways so it’s fine

[jagged turret]

Hello

[ruby copper]

@delicate latch Hiii

[fresh stump]

Likely Sepent or w/e graphene was before

[delicate latch]

hello boba

[delicate latch]

Minecraft geek

[desert cairn]

Minecraft geek

[steel geode]

where to give money to opa334

[vital knoll]

you excited for Google's new design language

[jagged turret]

@ruby copper hey Minecraft geek you know about ae2 mod right

[vital knoll]

looks kinda like liquid glass but not ass

[jagged turret]

Idk anything about it

As long ad it's not transparent

[desert cairn]

Peak

[hot creek]

@jagged turret have you got food yet

[jagged turret]

if it's transparent I'm going to kill myself

[jagged turret]

No

[hot creek]

Get subway bro

[vital knoll]

imagine liquid glass and material expressive had a baby

[hot creek]

Wendy's is so fucking good too

[steel geode]

i need a notched iphone that can be jailbroken

[ashen basin]

Yoooo liquid shit

[jagged turret]

I wanna 3d print IRL version of the ME dense cables for my Ethernet cables in the house

[fresh stump]

https://pine64.org/devices/pinephone/ :)

[hot creek]

Dude i could fuck up some Wendy's rn

[steel geode]

i’ve never had any notched iPhone

[jagged turret]

Isn't that such a fun jdea

[chilly bear]

iphone x

[delicate latch]

malware

[steel geode]

i went from home button to dynamic island

[ruby copper]

can it run android apps with like waydroid or something

[vital knoll]

I could fuck up some classical motor vehicles rn

[jagged turret]

Imagine me cables IRL for the wiring in my moms house

[steel geode]

can you buy me an iphone x

[hot creek]

me too

[chilly bear]

ill need $26 first

[jagged turret]

I don't have a 3d printer though

[hot creek]

me too not men too

[fresh stump]

It can do one better. It can dual boot android.

[hot creek]

Buy one

[steel geode]

i can give you $26 if you buy me ifone 10

[jagged turret]

I don't know what.material expressive ks

[chilly bear]

ok great.

[jagged turret]

No I have other things to buy first

[vital knoll]

eh lemme know when it can dual boot ios

[hot creek]

Cooper i will give you a fucked up XS if u gimme $300

[steel geode]

can you buy me a 13 mini on 16.5

[hot creek]

It's blacklisted ATT shattered on the front and back and has a big green line

[fresh stump]

DarwinMobile maybe, probably not actual iOS

[jagged turret]

@hot creek I'll sell you the rest of my solder for $40

[untold helm]

nobody actually uses a non-android linux smartphone outside of people who want to be quirky and can brag about it

[steel geode]

is it on ios 16 or below

[hot creek]

How much u even got left

[velvet zenith]

Do you take klarna

Or afterpay

[jagged turret]

I use a Linux smartphone called android

[hot creek]

I think it's on ios 14

It has taurine on it

[jagged turret]

Idk probably like 7/8 pound

[steel geode]

yuck no thanks

[jagged turret]

No

[hot creek]

British

[obtuse ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/100-gif-549184224117281305

[steel geode]

dopamine is the only good jailbreak for modern ios

[jagged turret]

That's US units idiot

[hot creek]

I think i saved blobs for it at one point but it's a12

[obtuse ruin]

dopamine is the only jailbreak for modern ios

[fresh stump]

I mean, probably.

[hot creek]

Hiw many grams is that

[jagged turret]

you don't know what a gram is

[hot creek]

Wait how the fuck much solder do you even buy dawg

[steel geode]

modern ios to me is like ios 12+ 😭

[hot creek]

3628.739

What rhe hell

[obtuse ruin]

what about checkra1n then

[steel geode]

maybe 14+ now

[obtuse ruin]

/odyra1n

[hot creek]

@jagged turret how u have so much solder dawg 😭😭😭

[chilly bear]

did you forget unc0ver or something

lol

[steel geode]

i may have 15+ computers but i hate using checkm8 jailbreaks

[jagged turret]

I bought a 1 lb spool of 63/37 for $50 like 2 years ago

[desert cairn]

Dude said unc0ver

[hot creek]

The first ever jailbreak i did is a hypothetical icloud bypass on my moms iphone se 1st gen

[fresh stump]

But I like it because I use it as a portable palera1n device.

[steel geode]

unc0ver as much as i love it, sucks in 2026

[jagged turret]

0.020" diameter

[untold helm]

Modern: 15-26 (can offically build xcode for)
Legacy: 9-14
Classic: 1-6

[hot creek]

What is that in mm

[desert cairn]

iOS 15 is too old too

[steel geode]

i’m making puppy jailbreak tomorrow

[jagged turret]

You don't know what a mm is

[steel geode]

so there will finally be two jailbreaks

[jagged turret]

Ask keto

[ashen basin]

.

[hot creek]

My mind is a bumfuck of both imperial and metric prefixes

[steel geode]

what’s wrong

[obtuse ruin]

connect to laptop for a min
dont let battery die
profit
400 day uptime on 14.0 beta 1 with odysseyra1n

[delicate latch]

eeerrrm Xcode can actually build lower the number is arbitrary

[untold helm]

officially

[steel geode]

too much work

[jagged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1501697224214577183/togif.gif

[desert cairn]

Genuinely when was the last time your phone battery died

[hot creek]

Tethered jailbreak users when the teachers say "class please turn off your phones"

[jagged turret]

I have some iOS 14 blobs saved

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1161143241811431435/1404319983730688092/PowerpointHi.gif

[chilly bear]

9 - phœnix
10 - h3lix
11 - unc0ver
12 - redacted
13 - no
14 - unc0ver
15 - unc0ver kfd
16 - kfdmineek
17 - trollstore 3
18 - nugget jb
26 - stikjb

[hot creek]

Lowk whej i was gooning my battery died

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[steel geode]

on my main phone, not in a long time

[jagged turret]

I found my old blobs randomly on the drive

[obtuse ruin]

fr i think it's happened twice the whole time i've owned this phone

both bc i fell asleep with yt

[ashen basin]

Me seeing this with my phone at 2% 🫪

[untold helm]

Chekl0ck users when i restart their phone

[hot creek]

Brooo i remember check lock

[untold helm]

01F
AEA

[hot creek]

I like barely remmeber that

[desert cairn]

FAKEPASS

[jagged turret]

I let my phone get down to 1% but never die

[steel geode]

what’s unc0ver kfd

[jagged turret]

Except a couple times to retrain the battery

[muted shuttle]

Ok shower time bye everyone

[chilly bear]

secret

[hot creek]

Clicker trained battery

[hot creek]

Wtf u doing in there dawg

[jagged turret]

No

[jagged turret]

There's no clicker

[hot creek]

Wash ur ass bro

[ashen basin]

Help my charger is doing the charger thing

[untold helm]

this is propaganda to make it seem like maxine showers

[steel geode]

furries

[obtuse ruin]

font size slider in CC is crazy

[desert cairn]

fr

[untold helm]

why do you actively have font size on standby in ur cc

[steel geode]

i haven’t touched it in years

[fresh stump]

I am happy with my iPhone

[steel geode]

i don’t use it

[jagged turret]

I got some 70% dark chocolate from aldi and it tastes wonderful @fading panther @alpine chasm

[steel geode]

i genuinely don’t know why it’s there

[fervent dove]

boba1

Dark chocolate

Added by The_Lucifer#0502 | Used 65 times · Dec 5, 2022, 3:34 AM

[fresh stump]

I apparently somehow permanently deleted my homebar

[jagged turret]

I've gone so far

[obtuse ruin]

still pissname

[ashen basin]

What the hell

[hot creek]

Back when boba was gay as shit

[obtuse ruin]

openly

[fresh stump]

Doesn’t appear when in or out of jailbreak

[jagged turret]

You are gay

[hot creek]

Fun fact my first message in rjb was to boba

[untold helm]

ok slightly bloody pissname

[delicate latch]

@jagged turret do you like saba

[hot creek]

That's normal piss color

[jagged turret]

Yeah

[steel geode]

i’m gay

[hot creek]

Only for $10

[jagged turret]

What?

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1300974950466715668/caption.gif

[fresh stump]

*dehydrated piss color

[hot creek]

Was it the fluoride

[fresh stump]

Who isn’t gay here?

[hot creek]

Me

[steel geode]

it was men

[ashen basin]

False

[hot creek]

5g

[jagged turret]

you have to be really weak to become gay from fluoridation

[hot creek]

Floridanation

[ashen basin]

What happened then

[obtuse ruin]

@keto fact check

[steel geode]

i’ve been gay forever

[hot creek]

@keto fact checkl

[jagged turret]

Classy car is week

[steel geode]

since before i was born

[hot creek]

week

[ashen basin]

True

[jagged turret]

We already knew this

[fresh stump]

Why not, you only shower semiweekly

[jagged turret]

bro said week

[hot creek]

Boba is gay

[steel geode]

everyone is gay on the inside

[hot creek]

Why did it try to autofill my home address

Are we deadass

[ashen basin]

Nah

[steel geode]

LMFAO

[chilly bear]

boba is gay?

[hot creek]

Yes

[steel geode]

who is boba

[chilly bear]

classy is gay?

[untold helm]

default option on r/jb

[hot creek]

No

[hot creek]

Bbaovabc

[chilly bear]

oh

[untold helm]

yes

[jagged turret]

you can see he's just projecting

[steel geode]

can someone buy my iphone 8+ a new screen and earpiece speaker

[untold helm]

stage 1: denial

[hot creek]

The guy who mistypes everything even though he has a $400 keyboard

[obtuse ruin]

she's lying

[chilly bear]

sure $26

[steel geode]

my iphone 8+ and 7+ both run ios 26

[hot creek]

My brother knows who icraze is

[jagged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-truth-nuke-walter-white-true-breaking-bad-truth-nuke-breaking-bad-true-gif-2370094217877194192

[untold helm]

nuh uh

[jagged turret]

icrazeios

Woah

[obtuse ruin]

icrazemacos

[hot creek]

My brother is 12 icraze

[jagged turret]

Woah there

[steel geode]

i installed ios26realnovirus from a piracy repo and it worked

[untold helm]

unless u have ur 7 with the apple tv hd kernel or something

[autumn pendant]

Hi

[chilly bear]

why else would he know icraze?

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492748264049475734/togif.gif

[steel geode]

u mean 4k

[hot creek]

Surprised I didn't get my shit jacked from how much pirated shit i had when i was jailbroken

[jagged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-classy-lowrider-beauty-impala-chevy-gif-21550156

[steel geode]

hd is a8

[autumn pendant]

I made “iOS.cfw.guide but I literally just stole it” for my html cs final project

[hot creek]

One peek at my tweak list and I'd be permabanned

[steel geode]

i definitely know how to do that

[chilly bear]

my shit jacked

[fresh stump]

When a YouTube video says there’s a jailbreak on a version of iOS that is brand new, https://youtube.com/watch?v=izl2b8_kYC0

[hot creek]

since when the fuck do you have an onlyfans in your bio

[steel geode]

i remember when you could crack in app purchases for almost every app

[chilly bear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688122301975363591/1232477404577136722/bigasf-fr.png?ex=662d8e07&is=662c3c87&hm=ab9a4f24d50aeb5ab74acff896ec5c29e7ae2b8ed25e6265c5f14632ce6b9f90&

[hot creek]

who tf is that

[jagged turret]

@delicate latch https://fixupx.com/i/status/2053553155926028721

eternal classic (@eternalclassic_)

cat processing unit

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FixupX · May 10, 2026, 7:10 PM

[chilly bear]

idk like forever

[steel geode]

can someone make rootlessjb5

[autumn pendant]

Why is it so large

[chilly bear]

https://frco.al

[steel geode]

with procursus

[hot creek]

Who tf is that bro 😭😭😭😭

[autumn pendant]

I know

[ornate latch]

null

clearly

[hot creek]

Hold on signing into the old account

It wont log in

It's stuck loading

[chilly bear]

ur stuck?

[hot creek]

Loaded

[chilly bear]

need a little help?

[hot creek]

Gay shit gay shit gay shit

Ok to the mail content

[hot creek]

Yeah

[jagged turret]

@muted shuttle wtf was this

@manic tulip

he's banned

[manic tulip]

Impersonator

[jagged turret]

aw man

shucks

[manic tulip]

Look at the username

[hot creek]

Holy small penis what the hell

[autumn pendant]

Single period

[chilly bear]

no that's the real one

[steel geode]

notice the . at the beginning

[autumn pendant]

What 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[chilly bear]

@manic tulip is the faker

[jagged turret]

My disappointment is measurable

[untold helm]

who tf impersonating you 😭

[jagged turret]

Idk what you're talking about that's hydrate

[manic tulip]

Love you too boba

[steel geode]

when ios 16 trollstore

[fresh stump]

When a developer says the pre-order bonuses will be exclusive for people who pre-ordered the game: https://youtube.com/watch?v=izl2b8_kYC0

[autumn pendant]

Sybau twin

[steel geode]

wen eta ios 16.7.16 jailbreak for a9

[manic tulip]

Yeah we saw it the first time

[chilly bear]

im confused

[untold helm]

you are clogging maxine's message logger

[manic tulip]

Maxine.app/logger

[steel geode]

message loggers are against tos, i will be reporting this matter to discord

[chilly bear]

nah

[autumn pendant]

Maxime

[steel geode]

why did we go rootless instead of getting around the ios 15 shit

[chilly bear]

cuz it's impossible

[hot creek]

Are we deadass @chilly bear

[chilly bear]

without being annoying

[steel geode]

anything is possible

[jagged turret]

Who is that

[chilly bear]

yea

[hot creek]

This fucker 😭

[jagged turret]

Isn't kiwi another one

[ruby copper]

Dopamineek:

[hot creek]

Idk

[chilly bear]

you need id verification to post anything

[fresh stump]

The previous message was a mistake, and included the text from the prior message because I failed at just copying the link.

[chilly bear]

so uh

[hot creek]

We did but they were the piracy people so aaron decided to hate them

[dense valve]

Summoned

[steel geode]

what’s that

[chilly bear]

well well well

[dense valve]

gn

[chilly bear]

it's ok.

[hot creek]

Are tou actually trying to post bro 😭

[chilly bear]

i don't hate you.

[steel geode]

is it okay to use pirated tweaks

[autumn pendant]

“Tou” bro

[chilly bear]

yea.

[autumn pendant]

Yes

[ruby copper]

Rootful dopamine

[hot creek]

Yes

[chilly bear]

got a problem with that.

[steel geode]

link

[hot creek]

Follower

[steel geode]

is it okay to use in app purchases cracker in 2026

[fresh stump]

Tom, where’s jerry

[hot creek]

It's so racist because i had to peel my fuckin eyes open wider for it to accept me

[chilly bear]

no

[steel geode]

Why

[hot creek]

yes

[chilly bear]

unless it's from mineek

[steel geode]

Shitty mobile games don’t deserve money

[hot creek]

True

[steel geode]

is he your daddy or something

[hot creek]

Yes

[chilly bear]

yea

[steel geode]

ah

[untold helm]

yay i have to wait like an hour for cmake to compile

[steel geode]

steal a server

[hot creek]

I feel like im getting sick

@ruby copper your fault

[chilly bear]

wanna collab?

[hot creek]

My throat hella dry

No bro 😭

[chilly bear]

fock

[steel geode]

oh what there was a rootful dopamine

[chilly bear]

[coral fog]

deli

[hot creek]

Splatfest

[fresh stump]

I love cmake -b —job $(nproc)

[chilly bear]

banned

[steel geode]

why

[chilly bear]

cuz it's rootful

and fake rootful at that

[steel geode]

what’s dopamine root hide

[hot creek]

Why is this a thing

[chilly bear]

fork of dopamine that uses roothide

[steel geode]

what’s roothide

[chilly bear]

roothide is really good at hiding jb from apps

[untold helm]

Fake fs, so not even real root

[steel geode]

PuppyJB eta soon guys

[fresh stump]

Because some people want to take screenshots when in incognito mode

[fair sky]

go to bed gah damn

[steel geode]

who will use puppy jailbreak

[hot creek]

Where tf did u come from

[hot creek]

Will it be fridge os compatible

[fresh stump]

I’m listening to the hit song Better Off Alone on YouTube and idk why but it’s hitting all the right parts of my brain.

[fair sky]

@ruby copper will solve all the worlds problems jailbreak problems

[steel geode]

it will support ios 15.0-16.7.16 and will only have darksword exploit

[hot creek]

Real

[fair sky]

Cybersecurity people do not know how to name things

hardbird, darksword

[steel geode]

use darksword on ios 15.0 please

[chilly bear]

why not 14.x

[hot creek]

Nickname it nebbybreak

[steel geode]

because dopamine doesn’t support 14.x

[chilly bear]

and?

[hot creek]

Opa NEEDS to let me crack

[steel geode]

im going to skid dopamine

[muted shuttle]

Showering?

[chilly bear]

larp...

[steel geode]

opa334 we love you, you’re the best developer

[hot creek]

Ts was too long to just be a showrr

U missed so much

Its been like 10 year

[muted shuttle]

I brushed my teeth and shit

[fresh stump]

it’s a rebrand, it’s out of scope to add support for older iOS.

[chilly bear]

it's so cold

@dense zinc let's cuddle

[hot creek]

But you said you showered. Did you shit in the shower?

[steel geode]

if someone ports rootless to 14.x then i’ll add it to puppy

[muted shuttle]

..

[steel geode]

but also

[muted shuttle]

No..

[steel geode]

puppy exclusively uses darksword

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[steel geode]

what

[chilly bear]

symlink /var/jb -> /

[hot creek]

This fuckass charger pmo bro

Needs to be like half an inch longer

[chilly bear]

yep.

[steel geode]

does darksword work on 14.8

[chilly bear]

you're the dev bru

[vocal plinth]

Stop being poor

[steel geode]

i make python piracy scripts not ios jailbreaks 😭

[untold helm]

Razer cat ear headphones

[dense zinc]

hi

[hot creek]

Correct

[chilly bear]

[hot creek]

Ai hub

[steel geode]

what is the best ai for swift /srs

i need help rebranding dopamine

[chilly bear]

compare dopamine and cheapamine

[untold helm]

Mf doesn’t know how to change pngs

[steel geode]

not like that, i mean like a ui redesign

[vital knoll]

I got an idea

[steel geode]

what is it

[muted shuttle]

Almost forgot to take my hrt before going eepy time

[muted shuttle]

Whoops…..

[fresh stump]

My brain loves this track: https://youtube.com/watch?v=T0RvPYRRRbE

[steel geode]

puppy jailbreak https://github.com/onxisdev/Dopamine/releases/tag/2.5b2

[chilly bear]

ads

mods

[steel geode]

i asked for permission earlier

l

[fresh stump]

I don’t like talking a lot

[steel geode]

then close discord

[fresh stump]

Outloud.

[chilly bear]

they can't hurt you.

[steel geode]

why does dopamine not have building guide smh

[fresh stump]

At least it’s not Apple source code levels of hard to build

[steel geode]

To build Dopamine manually on your own Mac, you’ll essentially be mimicking what the GitHub Actions runner does. This project relies heavily on Theos (a cross-platform suite for iOS development) and several dependencies from Procursus and Homebrew.

Prerequisites

• A Mac running a recent version of macOS.
• Xcode installed (ensure you've opened it at least once to agree to the license).
• Homebrew installed.

---

Step 1: Install System Dependencies

Open your terminal and install the necessary tools for the build environment:

brew install make libarchive openssl

Step 2: Clone the Repository

Clone Dopamine and its submodules recursively:

git clone --recursive https://github.com/opa334/Dopamine.git
cd Dopamine

Step 3: Set Up Theos & iOS SDK

Dopamine requires the Theos build system and a specific iOS SDK.

1. Install Theos: Follow the official Theos installation guide or install it locally in your project folder as the script does:

export THEOS=$(pwd)/theos
git clone --recursive https://github.com/theos/theos.git $THEOS

2. Download iOS 16.5 SDK:
   Theos needs the SDK to compile the code.

curl -L https://github.com/theos/sdks/releases/latest/download/iPhoneOS16.5.sdk.tar.xz --output $THEOS/sdks/iPhoneOS16.5.sdk.tar.xz
tar -xf $THEOS/sdks/iPhoneOS16.5.sdk.tar.xz -C $THEOS/sdks
rm $THEOS/sdks/iPhoneOS16.5.sdk.tar.xz

Step 4: Build and Install trustcache

Dopamine uses a specific trustcache tool. You need to compile and move it to your path.

git clone https://github.com/CRKatri/trustcache
cd trustcache
export CFLAGS="-I$(brew --prefix openssl)/include -arch arm64"
export LDFLAGS="-L$(brew --prefix openssl)/lib -arch arm64"
make -j$(sysctl -n hw.logicalcpu) OPENSSL=1
sudo cp trustcache /usr/local/bin/  # Or another directory in your $PATH
cd ..

Step 5: Download Bootstraps

The app requires pre-compiled bootstraps for the jailbreak environment. Run the included script:

cd Application/Dopamine/Resources
./download_bootstraps.sh
cd ../../../

Step 6: The Final Build

Now, set your environment variables and run the build command. Using gmake (GNU Make) is recommended over the default BSD make.

export THEOS=$(pwd)/theos
# Use 'make' or 'gmake' depending on your brew install
gmake -j$(sysctl -n hw.logicalcpu) NIGHTLY=1

---

Output

Once the process finishes, you will find the signed IPA file at:
./Application/Dopamine.ipa

Note on Signing: This build process uses the default settings. To install this on a device, you will likely need to re-sign the IPA using TrollStore or a paid developer certificate, as it requires specific entitlements to function as a jailbreak.

[hot creek]

MY ASSHOLE ITCHES

[hot creek]

Never said that

[steel geode]

I HOPE THIS WORKS

[hot creek]

My pussy itches

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492748264049475734/togif.gif

[steel geode]

bro where is the screen for dopamine

help pls

[chilly bear]

no not there

[untold helm]

Use FLEX to find it

[steel geode]

help me

[haughty sundial]

this is the fkin launch screen bro

[untold helm]

@steel geode you would just be able to see the hierarchy and select the elements

[steel geode]

i have not done swift, since ios 9

[haughty sundial]

swift

[steel geode]

dont tell me this is objective c

i will cry

[chilly bear]

yep

new swift update

[hot creek]

My earwax smells like my dog

[haughty sundial]

swift 7

[steel geode]

xcode is swift guys

[hot creek]

Swift 6

[steel geode]

okay i replaced the dopamine text pictures with my own now i compile

[haughty sundial]

No swift 7 is the one that adds header and implementation files

[steel geode]

codesign -s - -f --entitlements MachOMerger.entitlements MachOMerger
gmake[2]: Leaving directory '/Users/sex/Dopamine/BaseBin/MachOMerger'
gmake[1]: Leaving directory '/Users/sex/Dopamine/BaseBin'
gmake: *** [Makefile:8: all] Error 2

help

[chilly bear]

well obviously

[muted shuttle]

swift 6-7

[haughty sundial]

it uses the incredibly convenient file extensions “swiftheaderhpp” and “swiftimplementationcpp”

[steel geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1444406575887417385/1446245946345128046/676767cap.gif

[steel geode]

help

[haughty sundial]

Anyway guys check out my interactive kanto map

You don’t even wanna know the manual labor I went thru to make a tile map

[chilly bear]

oo cool

[haughty sundial]

thx, pardon the uh placeholder entry page

[steel geode]

gn everyone

[haughty sundial]

brother you did not make it

you simply replaced a logo

[untold helm]

https://klipy.com/gifs/loops-in-python

[fresh stump]

Every time I think about French I remember getting coupons for a candy bar (with no restrictions) and that candy bar’s price dropping to like a $1 less than the price of the coupon’s discount before the coupons expired.

[steel geode]

brother its a joke

its not real

[chilly bear]

as a true developer would

[untold helm]

is your joke even following the Open Source license?

[steel geode]

yes

[haughty sundial]

ok wait I forgot my core tenet of “fuck it we ball”

[steel geode]

the real puppyjb, is going to be a 9.3.5 checkm8-a5 jailbreak

[haughty sundial]

tell me you know why that doesn’t work

[steel geode]

it can and will work

[spiral bridge]

bro this is so weird

[haughty sundial]

my brother in christ with all due respect you called objc swift

[spiral bridge]

why am I not able to get a mac studio with more than 96 GB of unified memory

but I can get a 128 GB unified ram macbook pro

[ashen basin]

If I see anyone using a jailbreak called puppyjb I think they deserve death

[haughty sundial]

I can think of a few reasons

[steel geode]

its almost like its mightnight and im tired as shit

[steel geode]

Fuck you

[ashen basin]

No thanks

[spiral bridge]

what would they be

[steel geode]

ai, ai, and ai

[haughty sundial]

The Bubble

[spiral bridge]

ah

[steel geode]

anything is possible with checkm8

[spiral bridge]

I thought apple was the one not being affected

I think I am part of the reason

[haughty sundial]

except armv7

[steel geode]

y

[spiral bridge]

I was thinking of building a small mac studio cluster at home for running local models

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688124711145701393/1456823211533537400/togif.gif

[haughty sundial]

Oh what in the fuck

who ported checkm8 to a5

[ashen basin]

Meeee

[untold helm]

Waste of money

Spending thousands on a bubble

[spiral bridge]

bro

I use AI at home

[steel geode]

its been since the begining dude

[ashen basin]

Why

[spiral bridge]

but these companies' usage policies suck

[untold helm]

Do you actively use it to where you want to spend thousands just on hardware for it

[spiral bridge]

they literally don't even let u reverse engineer a game's protocol by intercepting your connection

[spiral bridge]

yes

[haughty sundial]

ok but I have a better question what tf does that have to do with ai

[spiral bridge]

I have spent 800 dollars in subscriptions over the past 3 months

[untold helm]

I literally did this exact thing with Claude a week ago 😭

[polar python]

it is very easy to make claude do far worse things you just gotta manipulate him slowly into doing something less “dangerous” first

[spiral bridge]

it's against their usage policy

[low vessel]

..

[spiral bridge]

your account can get banned

[haughty sundial]

WHAT

[untold helm]

I do not care

I can make another

[ashen basin]

What the fuck yall are better off having a porn addiction at this point

[fresh stump]

I would get a Mac Studio not for AI but to host Jellyfin

[spiral bridge]

anthropic will ban you again because of the same billing address

[steel geode]

i will go get one

[untold helm]

It’s an ai porn addiction

[steel geode]

maybe it will cure my depression

[ashen basin]

it will not

[untold helm]

I don’t spend $800 on ai models

We are not the same

[haughty sundial]

ok look I know my own kind you’re obviously lgbtq, u should know better lmao

[fresh stump]

Tomato tomato. This doesn’t work in text.

[ashen basin]

In text?

[haughty sundial]

tomato to-mah-to

[steel geode]

i’m the gay

[untold helm]

And this is after saying it was paywalled, multiple times in fact

[spiral bridge]

these models save so much time in doing so, especially when you use them to analyze binaries and give functions names

[muted shuttle]

We got the expert over here

[steel geode]

i need to sleep

[untold helm]

Could hire a developer for what your spending on it

[steel geode]

i really need to sleep

[fresh stump]

tfdym “in text?” Yeah, it doesn’t work in the medium of text because you have to spell it differently in order to get the pronunciation differences across.

[polar python]

Yup that’s it claude blow up her house

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[steel geode]

[ashen basin]

What the FUCK are you talking about

[haughty sundial]

but reverse engineering is so much fun

[muted shuttle]

Sorry, but I cannot fulfill this request as it contains violence.

[steel geode]

does decompiling a game into source code and a working project in my ide count as reverse engineering

[untold helm]

Or you can social engineer it, I got it to teach me to commit fraud, multiple times (I do not commit fraud)

[spiral bridge]

I agree, but certain things like encryption are not fun to reverse engineer

[steel geode]

admins can you mute me for 8 hours

i need sleep

[fresh stump]

I was referring to the first half of my own message. Tomato tomato. It doesn’t work in text.

[haughty sundial]

a haiku for claude
heptasyllabic Trojan horse
blow up her house, claude

[steel geode]

@muted shuttle please

[ashen basin]

Why not

[untold helm]

Decryption key:

[haughty sundial]

genuinely put down the phone

[steel geode]

[fresh stump]

!t read

[fervent dove]

Hey @ashen basin, have a look at this!

read

Did you even read the message?

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[haughty sundial]

don’t even pull an I have adhd

mine’s probably worse 😭

[steel geode]

wasn’t even thinking that dude

[steel geode]

comparing mental issues is not a solution to any problem

[ashen basin]

Why are you always talking about some bullshit

[haughty sundial]

but my key neurodivergent bonding conversation topic

but but but

[steel geode]

butts

[haughty sundial]

@ashen basin yo lay off

[ashen basin]

?????

[fresh stump]

Because it’s fun. Also helps me find stuff because I remember messages I sent better.

[ashen basin]

What I do 😭

[haughty sundial]

the absolute maturity required for me to not make a your mom joke in 0.5s just now

[steel geode]

good night dopamine jailbreak enjoyers

[ashen basin]

Okay man

[steel geode]

my seven plus is updating from 14.8

goodbye taurine

[chilly bear]

forgot to save blobs ⚠️

[haughty sundial]

uh basically leave Lucy alone bruh also wtf why is your join date in 2025????

where did u go lmao

[steel geode]

blobs saved years ago

[fresh stump]

Like, I can search something stupid I said and find conversations I had previously in case I need to.