general

[teal bramble]

gone

[velvet zenith]

Where is it

[teal bramble]

idk

did u see the lets link up and fuck parody mix

[velvet zenith]

Wtf are u listening on

[teal bramble]

apple music

with neptunes

[velvet zenith]

Ohhh thats why

[ruby copper]

Me?

[velvet zenith]

Haha none of your scrobbles on it are gonna count for anything useful because the artist is glaive & kurtains instead of just glaive featuring kurtains

[wary badge]

You included hes

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[wary badge]

That doesnt eben make sense

Why apologize

[teal bramble]

Oh

Let's link up and fuck

[spark yacht]

Sorry for using mineekware

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith Album is ass except maybe like 3 song

4

sory

[wary badge]

Molchat enjoyers rise up

[chilly bear]

https://www.tnktok.com/@jakerosmarin/video/7623958096901147934

Jake | Travel | Boston ✈️🗺️ (@jakerosmarin)

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fxTikTok · Apr 2, 2026, 12:51 AM

[teal bramble]

Actuall y 5

[velvet zenith]

You should be shot

[teal bramble]

@wary badge opinion on xm6

[teal bramble]

Why

[velvet zenith]

I said so

[chilly bear]

xm6 vs xm7

[wary badge]

Xm4 is the only of the line ive eber owned but i selected those over xm6 even when they were available at the time

I dont remember exactly why but my rtings research made me go 4

[teal bramble]

😭

Idk people prefer xm5 over xm4

[wary badge]

Xm4 is not
Very comfy in lomg sessions for sure

[teal bramble]

i fw the color heavy too

[wary badge]

Theyre my fav bluetooth overhead pair tho for sure

[teal bramble]

Niceness color

[velvet zenith]

Ur a little gay

[teal bramble]

im just tired of dangling a wire around

[teal bramble]

no

[ruby copper]

A little gay is ok.

[velvet zenith]

Thats why u are

[wary badge]

Ts in a week

[chilly bear]

is a lot of gay bad?

[wary badge]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-why-are-you-gay-pepe-julian-who-is-gay-you-are-gay-gif-15004128

[gilded rapids]

I doordashed fried chicken

[teal bramble]

😢

[gilded rapids]

🥀

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle French Fries

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1465134373660660006/fries.gif

[tribal rapids]

yeah

[gilded rapids]

yeah

I’m homophobic

[lament onyx]

🤑

[wary badge]

This is my songgg

And noone

Can take it awaayyyy

And i wonder

If you know

What it meannsss

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[wary badge]

To finddd yourrr dreamssscomrtruee

[muted shuttle]

different album cover

[wary badge]

Do NOT run /fm when listening to Is This It by the strokes

[muted shuttle]

interesting...

[gilded rapids]

These DoorDash ppl are slow

I wish I could negative tip

[wary badge]

Uber eats used to let u modify ur tip after delivery i nthe app

They made it too difficult now

[gilded rapids]

I always start off with a $1 but if they’re nice when they drop off the food I tip more

There’s this one old vet guy I feel so bad for

[wary badge]

I do the opposite

I tip like $4-10 then if they do stupid shit it goes down

[gilded rapids]

I talked to him once and he was telling me his life story. Poor guy lost his wife last year and it’s just doordashing to stay active

[untold helm]

The first European cover 😛😛😛

[wary badge]

@polar python will resonnance ever be fixed or

Abandonware

[chilly bear]

and then kanye took it

[gilded rapids]

woah its actually true

£36000 was how much I was making annually working retail as a teenager/young adult 🥀

[wary badge]

Jesus

Thats below any poverty line ive ever seen

And the euro isnt even worth as much as a dollar is it

[gilded rapids]

I think it doesn’t take into account how big the wealth inequality is tho

[chilly bear]

ok!

[gilded rapids]

but still if that’s average salary I couldn’t imagine that omg 🫩

[wary badge]

Take me homeeeeee

[chilly bear]

they censored the cover.

[gilded rapids]

are they just gonna call us nerds 🥀

Let’s face it we’re all tech nerds who love code and computers

[chilly bear]

not really

i just like roblox

[icy beacon]

can you login using the last ver of x with twitter branding and actually use it

like

v9

[chilly bear]

idk

[icy beacon]

me neither

[chilly bear]

why not ?

[icy beacon]

didnt tes it out

[chilly bear]

so test it ?

[gilded rapids]

Bro I still don’t have my DoorDash food

[icy beacon]

too lazy

[icy beacon]

fat fuck

[gilded rapids]

I’m going to just leave the $1 tip

[gilded rapids]

you not wrong

[icy beacon]

does bhtwitter still work

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @muted shuttle @polar python How do i pay this

[gilded rapids]

nvm he was nice

I tipped him $2 extra

[icy beacon]

my 7 plus gets really hot bruh

[gilded rapids]

bro still uses a 7 plus in 2026

[velvet zenith]

iphone 12s or whatever are affordable

[gilded rapids]

You can afford an update bro

[icy beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/beast-boy-hotrod-beast-boy-car-teen-titans-go-gif-16024673206365258569

ios 14 hype

[gilded rapids]

poverty hype

[hot creek]

overpriced

[gilded rapids]

it’s less than $100 bro

Idk what else you expect

@obtuse ruin @muted shuttle

@chilly bear @simple drift

[hot creek]

Thus time the solder didn't get stolen

I think this has a lot of flux in it compared to my last one of the same thing

[simple drift]

hi

[simple drift]

chicken

[thick tapir]

cop? altho i kinda hate silver

[gilded rapids]

Dad shoes bro

[thick tapir]

nuh uh

[chilly bear]

fat

[thick tapir]

am95 are for everyone

[true plover]

Fr

[thick tapir]

its js the color

[true plover]

🥀

Sounds like cope vro

[gilded rapids]

I can’t say shit I wear my Nike Pegasus 41 everywhere I go

Cop them

[true plover]

[thick tapir]

i want this colorway but it’s sold out

[true plover]

Rocking the nonslips at work

Though they’re bald asf I need new ones

[thick tapir]

my shoes still good

[true plover]

What is that wear pattern

[hot creek]

2 minutes and my phone is 5% coming from 1%

thank you netanyahu infused dell usbc laptop charger

[obtuse ruin]

chicken

poulet

[sacred cloud]

bro what 😭 🙏

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Can i post f word if its in a lyric of a song and talking about cigarette

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle Can i post f word if its in a lyric of a song and talking about cigarette

Someone buy me nachofries plz

Me hungry

Muffin

[true plover]

Awwww

Doggy

[tame shuttle]

Added these goofballs cause the lakers were mad mad yesterday or something and yes I know the third one looks like Leonel Messi but that’s Chet Holmgren I swear I’m just not good at making Miis

[hot creek]

Muffeek

[tame shuttle]

Poor Jared McCain. Regretting getting on the Ferris wheel. :/

[hot creek]

Omg it's lebron james

[tame shuttle]

He WAS playing yesterday

[red oasis]

chat

[split nimbus]

yes

[red oasis]

chrck jailbreak

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1501188313812570162/IMG_9897.gif

[red oasis]

check jb

[outer pagoda]

shawarma

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle

[chilly bear]

is there a mr boob

oh wow

[sour fiber]

Guys any way to get aod on 13 pro

?

[halcyon fulcrum]

will they ever release ios 18.6.2? cause im just trying to spoof on pokemon go

[simple drift]

get off twitter

i saw the same post boi

[worthy quail]

null

[gilded nacelle]

guys suggest me a powerbank

[worthy quail]

https://www.amazon.com/Riello-Guard-Hardwired-Online-GTT-10000/dp/B0BWGLY1J3/ref=sr_1_3

[chilly bear]

Your request was blocked.

[wicked surge]

Aww what a good boy

💕

[worthy quail]

damn

I genuinely don’t know why that happens I think the Python library is doing something wrong

I’ll probably just use aiohttp or whatever it is

[gilded rapids]

Guys I might buy a new tv

[gilded nacelle]

...

[gilded rapids]

Like that’s not bad

currently have a 75in in the living room but it feels kinda small

hmm

[outer adder]

why discord is eating my ram

fuck all those electron apps

[outer adder]

apple tv ui looks so good

[sour fiber]

....

[gilded rapids]

I love my Apple TV so much

[outer adder]

the only problem with apple tv is 3rd party apps

and jailbreaking it sucks

[simple drift]

@hot creek pussy in bio

[sleek vale]

jailbreak. me

[gilded rapids]

I wish Spotify on the Apple TV would allow multiple users

[sleek vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ea-eeee-gif-23557277

[empty vale]

What's with the rc 2

[vocal plinth]

Oh you don't use apple music?

[gilded rapids]

I do have Apple Music but I hate it

[vocal plinth]

what do you hate about it?

[gilded rapids]

horrible handoff and it just feel as fluid as Spotify for me

At least Spotify has a proper EQ

[vocal plinth]

oh fair

[gilded rapids]

But yeah I try to use it. I mostly have it when I SharePlay with people

[outer adder]

im using both sometimes

[wary badge]

Not oled = ewaste

[vocal plinth]

i have neever used shareplay tbf

[outer adder]

bc there is no apple music for android tv

[gilded rapids]

I want to but in my living room I watch not static content

[vocal plinth]

You can load the apple music app from android to the tv but it not very easy to use

[gilded rapids]

My bedroom has an lg oled tho

[wary badge]

Based

Lg g5 my beloved

[gilded rapids]

largest oled is 77 right

[rustic night]

anyonw got activation lock fix

[wary badge]

Nooo

[gilded rapids]

I want something from a 98-100 range tv

[outer adder]

it sucks

[wary badge]

Lg makes like 100 inch oleds

I know they go to at least 83

[gilded rapids]

Hmmm

[outer adder]

there is a open source cleint for android tv but it costes money

[wary badge]

Lg g6 96 inch

$25,000

[outer adder]

and feel like shit

[wary badge]

😭😭

[gilded rapids]

fuck no I’d just spend $2k on that mini led tcl

[vocal plinth]

yeah it does but it is also funny enough the best version of Apple Music app when compared to iOS, macOS, and tvOS

[gilded rapids]

Ppl say the top one isn’t too bad

[wary badge]

Qled is aaaallrighttt

I have issues watching on non oled now that i have a nice one i notice all the little imperfections

[gilded rapids]

I deff don’t like screen bleed

[half compass]

fuckass internet

[thick tapir]

i like how my way of logging my hours at work is just putting numbers into a spreadsheet

[signal hazel]

what the fuck revolut

[thick tapir]

i wanna get a new card so bad

i want fancy metal card

[signal hazel]

get revolut

[gilded rapids]

if you want a metal card I’m sure the prime card is metal

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble

[thick tapir]

i have no credit score

[velvet zenith]

theres 0 need for a metal card btw

[thick tapir]

or no fico credit score cuz i have 3 months of history

[gilded rapids]

my guy aren’t you my age

[thick tapir]

18

[gilded rapids]

oh

[wary badge]

What movements do i do for back+bi day

[thick tapir]

my vantagescore is also low asf cuz no credit history so its like a 680 even tho its lowkey pointless

[wary badge]

I havent hit one in years

[gilded rapids]

my score went down 🥀

794 Experian

[thick tapir]

idk what my score would be if i had actual credit history

[gilded rapids]

no ur freshly 18

[thick tapir]

ong

[gilded rapids]

Do you have any CC?

[thick tapir]

yeah

[gilded rapids]

o ok good so you’re building rn

[thick tapir]

my vantagescore is 680

fico unavailable

[night violet]

they hacked canvas finals are not in progress

[ashen basin]

Lol

[thick tapir]

hasnt canvas been up like 18 hours atp?

[night violet]

check jailbreak

[ashen basin]

I believe a year ago today was when I turned in my last final for college 😭😭😭

[thick tapir]

why cant i image

send images

[ornate latch]

?

you can

[night violet]

check #jailbreak

[thick tapir]

discord is like half down

barely working

[tepid ermine]

Is there any ything good to watch in amazon prime

[gilded rapids]

what kinda stuff do you like

Fall Out and Man in the High Castle is good imo

[haughty sundial]

bruh discord is in bad shape rn

[true plover]

Is discord dying?!!?

For anyone else

Bruh

[thick tapir]

yes

ive been saying this and yall doubted

[chilly bear]

nah discord is fine

works perfectly

-# Loading...

_ _

[thick tapir]

fr

except for images and opening the app and the members list

or the api apparently

[gilded rapids]

hmmm

Another attack fr

[spark yacht]

Even the status website is broken lol

[true plover]

Bru

It’s says service resource being limited

Bruh

Limited

[coral fog]

oh discord is just dying for everyone then

[gilded rapids]

Maybe it’s our sign

[ashen basin]

Finally some peace

[gilded rapids]

gotta go outside fr

[spark yacht]

Time to go back to gaming

[gilded rapids]

67676767675767676767675757667)77

[true plover]

I was just trying to accept a fren request :(

[coral fog]

the sun makes my skin itch

grass makes my skin itch

[ashen basin]

Bruh it’s 100°

[gilded rapids]

that’s because jesus is sending you his warmth

[spark yacht]

Maybe it's your sign to decline it

[true plover]

It’s shep

[gilded rapids]

Damn 100°

I’d take it xoxox

it’s actually pretty nice for me rn 70° lol

[tepid ermine]

tt

what did u say

[gilded rapids]

?

[tepid ermine]

whats man in the high castle about

[gilded rapids]

if Germany and Japan won the WWII

It’s based off a book but a drama series

[tepid ermine]

Oo thats tuff

ill watch

[ashen basin]

Lmaoooo went outside for 2 seconds and immediately turned around to change clothes

[gilded rapids]

yall ever thought about how much data discord stores

[signal hazel]

does anyone else’s iphone nerf their wifi

why is my nothing phone 1 faster than my 16 pro

[chilly bear]

wait so

[thick tapir]

slurs time

i wanna spam slurs

[chilly bear]

help i can't delete it

[gilded rapids]

oh they over data warehouses of over 30 petabytes

That’s insane 😭

[main timber]

so if a single petabyte is 1000 tb thats 300000 tbs dam

[terse dome]

upstream connect error or disconnect/reset before headers. reset reason: overflow

[untold helm]

Is discord fucked for you guys too?

[jolly moat]

yes i think

[rocky belfry]

discord down

[thick tapir]

back

[rocky belfry]

https://downdetector.com/status/discord/

[lament onyx]

Riscord

Wait

?

[jolly moat]

https://discordstatus.com/

[rocky belfry]

Guys i think someone launched a ddos attack on discord i dont know but it says too many requests and that is lowkey suspicious because why would it say that if the api wasnt being flooded
https://discord.com/servers
Something went wrong!
Hide Error
Request failed: 429 Too Many Requests

[rocky belfry]

thats a better link ty

[lament onyx]

Are we back?

[rocky belfry]

https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/requests/65354850 Ill let you guys know what they say, it will likely be delayed due to frequent requests being made.

[heavy idol]

hh

[vital knoll]

who broke discord

@gusty gulch HELL IS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU

[jagged turret]

You can't just see that and jump to the conclusion it's a DDoS

[vital knoll]

TOGETHER WE'RE SO TOXIC

[rocky belfry]

You cant just hate on someone for a conclusion that could potentially lead to help people. thats why i said I THINK

[vital knoll]

they probably fucked something up in the backend

if it was a ddos wouldn't it have been down longer

[jagged turret]

You're just making a random guess based on nothing brother

How does knowing that help anyone

Normies always think everything is a ddos

[shell flume]

small servers were not impacted, but large servers were

[vital knoll]

again knowing discord it's probably something they fucked up

broken backend update or something

[jagged turret]

Even when it's not distributed which is the funny case

But that's a tangent

[jagged turret]

Exactly

A common trend for discord

[shell flume]

highly unlikely discord was being DDoSed since whoever supposedly did would've run into hcaptcha dead end

[vital knoll]

istg even when they're not pushing updates they're breaking shit

at least with Elon he fixes it

discord doubles down

[thick tapir]

literally everything was impacted vro

[vital knoll]

nah it was a ddos

I know cause I googled and did the chai llm yippity

[jagged turret]

Captcha generally doesn't stop something like that because you just flood traffic that's not even valid requests

[vital knoll]

im a script kiddie hax0r

[shell flume]

really? that wasn't the case for me

how long has this outage gone on for anyways?

[thick tapir]

was like ~an hour

[manic tulip]

Me when I lie

[lament onyx]

Mb guys i hacked discord

[lament onyx]

True

[jolly moat]

Discord is down again

[carmine elk]

wym

WHAT

I CANT SEND PICS

WHY ARE WE WHITENAMEA

FUCKKKKK

[carmine elk]

hei whitename

ur whitename ultra has expired

[chilly bear]

hey gir filtered me

what the freak.

[teal bramble]

hi

[jolly moat]

Discord down again

[ornate latch]

yeah you said that already

[true plover]

Some servers are still bugged for me

[chilly bear]

lol it looks like everyone blocked u when it's down

unless...

[true plover]

I thought I got blocked by people too

[steel geode]

nah because it wouldn’t show their join date

[ashen basin]

Oh if it shows ur blocked by me, then u prob are 🙂‍↕️

[chilly bear]

it does

[vital knoll]

bruh I can't believe you blocked me

[ashen basin]

why

[thick tapir]

should i fr say fuck it and buy a series 11

[ashen basin]

no

[wicked surge]

😭

[vital knoll]

no wait for the iPhone ultra

[vital knoll]

hi bestie are you getting an ultra this sept

[wicked surge]

ew no i aint got 2 grand

[vital knoll]

biiiish you don't need 2 grand

[thick tapir]

50/50 chance i trade in and get one

[vital knoll]

you need a ski mask and a dream

[vital knoll]

ngl it's sounding good but idk how new iOS will handle multiple screens and adapting apps and stuff

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/dexerto/status/2052846011266085310?s=46 why tf does he work there

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick says GTA 6 has been demoed for him and that the gameplay looks "amazing"

He said he could have tried the game himself but he's "not a video game player"

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 8, 2026, 8:20 PM

[coral fog]

oh they remade star fox

[ashen basin]

Game looks great but Jesus Christ these character designs

Only one who looks good with the redesign is James McCloud imo

[vital knoll]

y'all did you see the new truth bombs dropped on the new Infowars this week

https://youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug

[ashen basin]

No

[glacial sonnet]

<@&355177530061357057> Iphone 8/IOS 12

[coral fog]

they just made them look hyperrealistic for some reason 😭

[wicked surge]

no more alex jones

[coral fog]

they look weird

i wonder how they pulled that off on a switch 2

[vital knoll]

bruh what you mean some reason

disney proved it best

remake everything into live action

[coral fog]

not everything needs to be hyper realistic

[ashen basin]

Wdym

[vital knoll]

even if it's shitty remake it and get shmoney

[ashen basin]

The switch 2 isn’t a toy like the switch 1

[vital knoll]

I heard its lowk worse

[ashen basin]

Shit is comparable to a series S

[lusty briar]

what

[wicked surge]

hello my fren

[coral fog]

it still feels like one besides the price

[glacial sonnet]

@lusty briar Not sure 😅 I got told to tag that in the installing-chimera : https://ios.cfw.guide/installing-chimera/#:~:text=If you are using iOS,with your device/iOS version.

[coral fog]

looks like one anyway

[ashen basin]

What

[vital knoll]

WOW

[lusty briar]

helloooo

[ashen basin]

It’s a console what do you expect it to feel like

[vital knoll]

not friends with joevers anymore

daredevil is new friend

[ashen basin]

I meant in terms of power 😭😭😭

[lusty briar]

this is 12.0/12.0.1?

[glacial sonnet]

Yes 🙂 Currently at 12 on iphone 8

[wicked surge]

some1 is jelly

[ashen basin]

new?????????

[vital knoll]

is it still like handheld first console second like 1st gen

or is it more evenly balanced now

[ashen basin]

I’d say it’s more evenly balanced

[fallen pelican]

bro I own so much cool stuff I don't get why women don't want me

[ashen basin]

It’s 1080/120 handheld and 4k/60 console (or 1080/120 docked)

[fallen pelican]

I have a fucking sound system at my desk and loads of modded consoles and guitar hero instruments

I don't get what women want

[ashen basin]

When I went from docked to handheld on a switch 1 everything was noticeably worse but it’s not like that with a switch 2

Never used handheld before but now I actually like it since it feels like the same experience

[wicked surge]

@vital knoll you know no one can replace you

😊

[ashen basin]

Lmaoooooo tears of the kingdom switch 2 edition docked is wild

4K60 with HDR 💀💀💀

And the HDR is bright as fuck

[vital knoll]

they want someone who has more then cool shit

[fallen pelican]

I'm very emotionally rixh

[vital knoll]

Jesus fuck the switch 2 can push 4k?

[fallen pelican]

and I have a job

[vital knoll]

apparently not enough ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[ashen basin]

You are behind by over a year LMAO

[fallen pelican]

I just truly don't get it

[vital knoll]

wasn't the og switch 1080p max

[fallen pelican]

si

[vital knoll]

Jesus fuck is the chip that much better?

[thick tapir]

i have a feeling girls dont want guys who bitch about girls not liking them online 🤷

[fallen pelican]

I'm not bitching

I just don't get it

[ashen basin]

It’s 4K60 or 1440/1080 with 120 docked

Handheld it’s 1080/120

All has HDR

[vital knoll]

they want someone whose genuinely interested in them, showing love, knows how to communicate idfk I can barely think

I want a burger

my cats meowing at me the cunt

[ashen basin]

Cyberpunk on switch 2 is gorgeous

[wicked surge]

i will meow at you

[untold helm]

Upscaled

[wicked surge]

hi tim

[vital knoll]

I let him out he meows. I let him sit on me he meows. I go to sleep he meows

I think the cunt has separation anxiety

[wicked surge]

can i sit on you?

[untold helm]

Hi

[odd cargo]

Back from 12mini

[coral fog]

right i forgot the switch 2 is actually modern and supports 4k now

[odd cargo]

Main reason bc iOS 26 is dogshit

[ashen basin]

It’s beautiful

I still get shocked at what this tablet can do

Still runs tomodachi life at 30fps though

I feel like they’re going to have a big dlc packed as a switch 2 edition just to force everyone to upgrade lmfaoooo

[outer adder]

yo

discord is dead again?

[odd cargo]

It's so sad that I won't get a new iPhone ever again.

I don't like liquid glass

It feels unnatural

Well when iOS 18 won't be able to open banks apps I will switch

[outer adder]

only bc liquid glass you wont get an iphone?

there are rumors that in ios27 you will be able to turn off liquid glass

And you kinda can now if the only thing that’s bothering you is the transparent stuff

[vital knoll]

what about solid air or google luminous sand or oppos aqua crystal

[teal bramble]

@glacial valve @coarse ginkgo https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DWjx2VljA3D/?igsh=bWM0ZWFxaXdzbDh0

[coarse wedge]

simbi

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/supertv247/status/2052831135667737079?s=46 brooooooo

sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ (@superTV247)

Tom Hiddleston has revealed he had to pull out of the second series of #CelebrityTraitors at the very last minute due to a scheduling conflict with a movie that he couldn’t rearrange. #TheTraitors

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 8, 2026, 7:20 PM

[coarse ginkgo]

what up chat, we almost burned our car down

[vital knoll]

Hmmm it's probably some stupid indie project

[vital knoll]

don't stop king

burn it to the ground 🔥

[ashen basin]

Fuck that go on traitors what the hell

[teal bramble]

Lol fucking idiot

[tepid ermine]

whole new ios just to turn off liquid glass thats too dumb just add the future already

[coarse ginkgo]

tell that to the 1.6kw subwoofer

[true plover]

What did you do

I swear your always up to some bullshit with this car

[glacial valve]

Fr

How do you burn the battery that bad

[glacial valve]

latvia

About right

[timid tiger]

hello it is me Apple CEO to be john ternus

[coarse ginkgo]

hey

at least our life is fun

we don’t sit inside and jack off

not everyone has the chance to burn a car down while blasting music in the middle of fucking nowhere

[true plover]

I wish I were but I’m stuck here being a wagie

:/

[coarse ginkgo]

my job makes me want to kill myself at this point. had a week full of mental and physical torture

get one evening off

shit like this happens

idk

we ball or smth

@glacial valve

[glacial valve]

Would

[coarse ginkgo]

just did 150 in an 80

what up chat

i gotta wake up in 3h btw

:/

[dry monolith]

yo what it’s almost wwdc time again

[fallen pelican]

hi

[dry monolith]

hello

i forgot about this server a bit

i haven’t been very active

[thick tapir]

sum light

[versed sun]

Liquid pass on IG

Actually it might be better in reels

[dry monolith]

ive had this for ages

it’s account based though

like

one of my accounts has it one doesn’t

same phone same app

i switch accounts and it goes

[versed sun]

Found that out after accidentally switching

From double clicking

[versed sun]

Thought it was new

[versed sun]

One of my accounts used to have the amoled theme

Rather have that on my main account

[dry monolith]

fair

i actually use insta so much now

[true plover]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8p6aHj4/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

espinozarafael8 (@pet_healing_station)

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▶ Play video

fxTikTok · May 5, 2026, 1:38 AM

[true plover]

KIIITTTYYY

[true plover]

This is me

I’m at this point

[dry monolith]

is there anything new with this server i should know

[muted shuttle]

Im a good admin

[dry monolith]

Ok

Keep telling urself that

[muted shuttle]

Ok meanie

[vital knoll]

whose a good discord admin kitty

😂😂😂

[tepid ermine]

what CNN means

[muted shuttle]

meeee :3

[tepid ermine]

cartoon network news?

[spark gale]

[compact cobalt]

ok ngl

can someone help me with linear transformations

i have genuinely zero idea how this bullshit works

[muted shuttle]

Meanie

[steady vault]

hi im new here

[hexed lily]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[coarse ginkgo]

who said this

[muted shuttle]

i did

[coarse ginkgo]

hi new here

[steady vault]

so what happens here

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1497952890138918912/1499465618053927002/togif.gif

[steady vault]

?????

[steady vault]

oh my gosh thats too hillaroius

[coarse ginkgo]

thx

[muted shuttle]

@coarse ginkgo Yo i got a longer dipstick but my oil still wont show any advice @glacial valve @teal bramble

[steady vault]

so how do u make the memes show up

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1186023633919942739/1502306961109291028/what.gif

[steady vault]

im sorry ive just never been on discord before i told u i was new here

so a what buttons do i push ????

wait never mind i think i found it hold on a sec

are you still there

yeah yall just think its so funny i dont know anything about this i guess to yall ive just been liveing under a rock for 26 years

[true plover]

Ugh I think my serpentine belt is worn

I love this car so much

[glacial valve]

Cooked engine

Get a b58

[muted shuttle]

I think I need a longer dipstick

[glacial valve]

B58 + 8HP chrysler swap

How to make your minivan good

[true plover]

I’ll give you my v6

[glacial valve]

Still dogshit chassis

[glacial valve]

Is it German engineering ?

[true plover]

Chrysler.

[glacial valve]

Ewww.

[true plover]

It’s a 3.6 penstar

But it’s

Flex fuel

So yay ig

[muted shuttle]

I need a 6 speed automatic in my minivan

[true plover]

My next car will be a Toyota istg

[muted shuttle]

2006 honda civic

[steady vault]

good ole pickups do it for me gotta s-10

[true plover]

Or a civic

Just need something that will be actually reliable

[steady vault]

[true plover]

By the time this car is dead I’ll already have out more money into it than what it’s worth

[muted shuttle]

my van is reliable

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Hi

[muted shuttle]

-# sometimes

Hi

[steady vault]

[velvet zenith]

I accidentally placed an order

Oopsies

[muted shuttle]

Wow

Congrats

[steady vault]

ACCIDENTALLY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[muted shuttle]

Hope you like it

[true plover]

Ughhh

[velvet zenith]

Ts cost 3k bro

[true plover]

It’s soo bad

[coarse ginkgo]

you didn’t get the proper length. while it’s longer than the original, there’s even longer ones

[velvet zenith]

Its okay itll last like 10 years

[steady vault]

[muted shuttle]

Ohhh ok

Thx

I'll buy an even longer one

Should it be touching the ground

[true plover]

Does your car have a oil change sticker

[coarse ginkgo]

vape to display port adapter

[muted shuttle]

On the windshield yea

[true plover]

From when the last time it was changed

[muted shuttle]

Oh not when it was last changed

But it has a sticker telling me when i should get it changed

My van also has a service interval in the overhead console

[true plover]

What does it say

[coarse ginkgo]

99% “Overdue”

[muted shuttle]

oh no it usually just says 0 miles but i reset it the other day

[true plover]

[steady vault]

so ah where does the literal jailbreaking go on or is that just a name

[muted shuttle]

because it was very inaccurate

[true plover]

Whar

[heavy idol]

is ts still up

[muted shuttle]

whenever i get my oil changed i'm gonna set the service interval to something accurate

and Not reset it

[true plover]

If I’m not mistaken it’s about every 5-7k miles you should change it

[muted shuttle]

my van says uhh

3k miles or every 3 months

something

in the manual

[velvet zenith]

your service is overdue

[muted shuttle]

very overdue

[true plover]

Change it

Ez

[muted shuttle]

but i'm not driving it for the most part anymore

school over

[velvet zenith]

i did mine early because idk what the previous owner did and idk what the dealer i got it from did

Hows ur school over now

[true plover]

True

[velvet zenith]

😂

I been out of school for like a month

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[true plover]

That’s one of the first things I did with this car when I got it

[muted shuttle]

my mechanic is gonna change the oil whenever he looks at it

[velvet zenith]

Change it yourself

Joy

[true plover]

Do a coolant flush too

[true plover]

It’s so easy Maxine

[muted shuttle]

My dad doesn't want me to

I don't know why

[true plover]

It’s like 15 mins max

Dawg

[muted shuttle]

Even though i fuckin

[steady vault]

how does giveaways work?????

[velvet zenith]

double it for maxine

[true plover]

Just know what oil to put in kar

[muted shuttle]

Took off my throttle body, cleaned it, and swapped a sensor

[true plover]

Wait

[muted shuttle]

He doesnt trust me to change my oil but will let me do that

[velvet zenith]

1 cause its her first time and 2 because its maxine

[true plover]

Is it electric?

Throttle

[velvet zenith]

and 3 she will spill oil on the ground

[true plover]

I didn’t have a funnel so I used a Pizza Hut Cup

When I changed mine

[muted shuttle]

idk

asking too many questions

[steady vault]

sorryyyyy

[true plover]

The previous owner of this car used a head gasket sealer for the radiator

The coolant was sparkly

Very pretty

[muted shuttle]

cutesie coolant

❤️

[true plover]

Fr

[steady vault]

and bro u dont really need a funnel just gotta have good aim good aim

[true plover]

And then my radiator blew

[steady vault]

ooooof

[muted shuttle]

our mechanic replaced the radiator in my van when it was first being looked at

iirc

[velvet zenith]

Good thing your transmission didnt blow

[true plover]

I hate this car

[velvet zenith]

Dont say the short form of transmission

They dont like it here

[true plover]

I had to get into the fram basically

There’s like no room to take shit off

Oh and my ac condenser has gone out too

So joyous

[muted shuttle]

the ac hasn't worked in my mom's van for like

a year or two now

[true plover]

I tried recharging it and Freon just spewed out

So joyous

Oh and the stalling

Though it’s been good these past 3 weeks it hasn’t stall (yet) on me again

[vital knoll]

You live in a van?

is it comfy

[muted shuttle]

No

And maybe

[heavy idol]

i want a boyfrien

[vital knoll]

https://x.com/usenocturne/status/2052838815010574760

Nocturne (@usenocturne)

🧵After spending all of our free time building, reverse engineering, debugging, and testing, we are proud to announce the next generation of Nocturne.

Introducing Nocturne 4.0.0:

X · May 8, 2026, 7:51 PM

software so crappy they're already on v4

[heavy idol]

i want the Spotify thing

[muted shuttle]

yea me too

[thick tapir]

i be having the perfect car to sleep in 😴😴😴

taking car naps n shit

[heavy idol]

i hate being trans

cos they only want me to fuck

[vital knoll]

ngl you're missing a blanket and like plushy thing to lay on

[heavy idol]

cant detransition cos im too pretty

[hot creek]

Nebby Bobby on my cobby till I slobby

[vital knoll]

why don't you like trains. too noisy?

[thick tapir]

what the fuck is a narcicic

narcotic

[heavy idol]

have u looked my pfp

LMAO

where

ion find it

[thick tapir]

like the carti album?

[vital knoll]

narcicic

[heavy idol]

narcicic

tf?

whats wrong w yo ass

[thick tapir]

FWEH

[heavy idol]

bro told me to kms

[vital knoll]

reflection so pretty you drown in it

[heavy idol]

ur transphobic?

then?

okay

[vital knoll]

@muted shuttle does this count as harassment or something.

[coral creek]

pinging admins 😭 😭

ok i stfu ig.

[heavy idol]

you better

[thick tapir]

FUCKING FRENCH IS WILD 😭

[heavy idol]

tbh idc dont ban him mods

[thick tapir]

FUCK THE FRENCH

[velvet zenith]

Yo he did nothin wrong

[vital knoll]

um no thank you

french are oui oui hon hon stinky cheese

[heavy idol]

he not banned

[coral creek]

im not french tf

[thick tapir]

your reposts beg to differ 🤷

[coral creek]

i js speak french

[velvet zenith]

Why u lookin at his tiktok

[coral creek]

but im not french

im a moroccan that immigrated to belgium

😭

[thick tapir]

if you speak french ur french

[coral creek]

no

a lot of countries in africa speak french

[thick tapir]

its a scam please dont buy this

[coral creek]

and in belgium, people speak french and dutch

[hot creek]

My dog so smart he be barking in poems

[coral creek]

doesn’t mean they are french or dutch

[vital knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1502471579995602974/image.png?ex=69ffd533&is=69fe83b3&hm=01405be4f2bf5f18f41be22669f1627219844ddc73f3e0f197d9f71ccff98ff2&

[thick tapir]

ur still a chud if you speak french

[vital knoll]

my dog so smart he barking in classical vehicles

[coral creek]

whatever idk what france did to you but ok

i don’t like france for a reason

i bet u don’t got a reason

u js hate france for no reason

[coral creek]

they fucked up africa, mostly algeria

[heavy idol]

i mean like you hate trans for no reason

[coral creek]

i dont have trans

[thick tapir]

i hate them because im xenophobic towards french people 🤷

[heavy idol]

so everyone chill

[coral creek]

im js curious, whats the point of being trans

how did u become trans

was it instinct

[thick tapir]

yes

[coral creek]

or a choice

[heavy idol]

both

[thick tapir]

its like jack london bro

its the call of the wild

[vital knoll]

eh I gave up and ignored him

yay for hideblockedmessages

[heavy idol]

i think he just a guy tbh like i dont think he genuinely has bad intentions or is purposely trying to say something transphobic

[thick tapir]

yo so imagine if being a guy was to cause you distress and pain and suffering every single day that you wake up, except no matter how hard you try to accept your current circumstances and block out the thoughts you cant stop the pain? Like what would you do?

[desert cairn]

yo so imagine if being a guy was to cause you distress and pain and suffering every single day that you wake up, except no matter how hard you try to accept your current circumstances and block out the thoughts you cant stop the pain? Like what would you do?

[heavy idol]

@muted shuttle how yk they hacked accs

[untold helm]

Bro finally listened to the voices

[teal bramble]

yo so imagine if being a guy was to cause you distress and pain and suffering every single day that you wake up, except no matter how hard you try to accept your current circumstances and block out the thoughts you cant stop the pain? Like what would you do?

[thick tapir]

no im js commentating bro

[muted shuttle]

we get reports

and it's usually mrbeast scam or uh

nsfw server invites

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

idk why that's a thing now

[teal bramble]

Hello?

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble

[teal bramble]

Hey?

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[heavy idol]

MRBEAST SCAMS😭

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle can u buy me mcdonalds

[muted shuttle]

No im broke

[velvet imp]

kinda pisses me off when its portrayed as a choice

[vital knoll]

id become a nebby

[chilly bear]

kill myself

[untold helm]

The Mr. Beast ones come from rats in game cheats or shitty piracy (think fake download buttons, Roblox and Minecraft cheats), the data is all packed together in a big database, but the account doesn’t post immediately. The discord logins gets sold and/or given away in which the scammers push the casino scam. The banking and other information is already wiped before the scammers put up the discord logins

[burnt kite]

What if Discord is behind it, to discourage piracy

[heavy idol]

the fuck

[untold helm]

The casino scam itself works by making a fake win and it saying you need to pay a widthdrawl or error fee, in which it repeatedly does the same thing under different fee names, getting bigger than before. A ladder that leads you into debt

[coral creek]

how would your family and friends react to that

[simple drift]

@teal bramble

[coral creek]

should be hard mentally tbh

[velvet imp]

it is

[burnt kite]

Like why don't they fix their shit

[untold helm]

That’s also the reason why it’s more common here and adjacent servers (eg Nintendo Homebrew), more novice people in these communities don’t know how to do jack shit properly and/or just want to cheat in Roblox and end up getting everything hacked

[burnt kite]

But theoretically, couldn’t people attach it to any piece of pirated software?

... I hate this double tap thing

[untold helm]

Theoretically I could corrupt my hdd into having a playable copy of gta 6

Generally it’s fake downloads or clients, so it would be exes most of the time

[dense valve]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith @chilly bear @muted shuttle There's no fucking way

[desert cairn]

based

[muted shuttle]

pink car

woaw

[untold helm]

There was a user I was assisting with who downloaded a fake smash bros ultimate rom that used .exe from a fake link shortener ad

[dense valve]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-undress-me-elephant-in-the-room-tlu-yay-gif-10717603218778044826

[muted shuttle]

whar ?

[untold helm]

(Also had 50 other pieces of malware from “piracy” I’m pretty sure too but that’s beside the point)

[dense valve]

license plate

[muted shuttle]

hodna

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle I am setting up home assistant

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1497952890138918912/1499465618053927002/togif.gif

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492748264049475734/togif.gif

[vital knoll]

6ix Steven?

[simple drift]

goated

[true plover]

https://tenor.com/view/cmd-error-error-cmd-command-promps-gif-12101430189341461808

[hollow summit]

gang this is completely random but does anyone have an iphone on the max iOS it supports

[true plover]

Whar macOS updates

Why so late

[hollow summit]

could someone please provide me with a screenshot showing the "up to date" screen in settings

[velvet imp]

tick tock queer

[simple drift]

lmao

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1186023633919942739/1502306961109291028/what.gif

[true plover]

Oh it’s just the iOS discord bot having a stroke

[velvet imp]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-funny-cats-tongue-lick-licking-gif-14404836

lets take this to dms kitten

[muted shuttle]

Whatt ??

[true plover]

Star focus

And charge your phone!

:/

[untold helm]

Ok

[true plover]

Good

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle cooked

[muted shuttle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

im eepy

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-csgo-phoon-gif-2064757889844296086

[simple drift]

ayo

[velvet imp]

hi eepy

[fresh stump]

Who likes the Oxygen theme?

[simple drift]

Who likes the Oxygen theme?

[umbral saddle]

What do we know about Mi pan zuzuzu

[true plover]

The cereal?

Dawg

The cops are fucking in it tonight

This one cop has pulled over 3 people in the span of 15 mins

[jagged turret]

ntfsclone seems to be pretty good

[dense valve]

Almost 6 years nonstop

[untold helm]

94%

[fervent dove]

@dense valve's timezone is US/Eastern
It is currently 09:45 PM EDT

[thick tapir]

why does ringer change with button NEVER work on ios

[chilly bear]

why are you using that

[thick tapir]

i adjust my ringer depending on where i am and what im doing on a daily basis?

ik someone that uses a ringer 😢

[chilly bear]

that's kinda stupid

put that shit on silent and forget it

[thick tapir]

why?

[desert cairn]

fr

[thick tapir]

i dont keep my phone in my pocket

bad for your testicles or sum

[chilly bear]

lies

you'd keep it if that were true

were?

was?

wo shi ni de baba.

[thick tapir]

no but i forget to put my phone in my pocket so the lil ping helps me remember because i dont feel the vibration

[vital knoll]

I mean mine is on but I have a shortcut mapped to a button press that disables sound and turns on dnd. also enables it

so if I really need to I can just press button and turn phone face down

@gusty gulch Alguém que fala português?

[lament onyx]

💀

[ornate latch]

basically your age

[chilly bear]

lol

😂

[dense valve]

[cursive mirage]

can some one help me jailbreak my iphone 7 plus

[neon jay]

give me the best jailbreak tweaks i have cydia and zebra, ios 12.5.7!

[vital knoll]

use /canijailbreak

[gilded rapids]

I’m so mf tired bro

like literally so FUCKING tired

[icy beacon]

!t noob

[fervent dove]

Hey @neon jay, have a look at this!

noob

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[desert cairn]

@teal bramble

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble

[hot creek]

@teal bramble

acatto (MAGA)

@muted shuttle rate the sketchiness

injecting 9v into a 0.01v battery

it's up high enough where its bms will charge it

[ornate latch]

sleep

[muted shuttle]

How is your house still here

[ornate latch]

Make Romania Great Again

[hot creek]

not sure

Lithium ion too

[chilly bear]

my really great alpaca

[hot creek]

Not none of the liberal NiCd batteries

It's charging

[hot creek]

I'm hungry

[simple ravine]

Ok

[vapid spruce]

https://frco.al isnt working

ts pmo

[compact cobalt]

you laugh you get sent to pakistan

[compact cobalt]

wen eta frcoa.ai

the next big AI startup

[thick tapir]

ts funny asf i want it

[chilly bear]

fonctionne sur ma machine

[hot creek]

technically you could still daily drive it

[thick tapir]

should i actually buy it cuz it’s funny

[haughty sundial]

hey guys

guess what

I graduated today

[vapid spruce]

i playd tennis today