general

[hot creek]

Homophobic dog

[thick tapir]

idk it went away on its own

[hot creek]

He knows you like men

I've been in the bathroom for 3 hours there's piss all over my phone

[muted shuttle]

???

The steak was good

[hot creek]

Fuck u mean ???

[muted shuttle]

completely false

[chilly bear]

hate when that happens lol

[thick tapir]

jewish dog (i wont elaborate)

[chilly bear]

@dense valve reference?

[hot creek]

Is Bradley jewish

[chilly bear]

yea.

[hot creek]

Did y'all see the palantinr furry on yalls timelines

[muted shuttle]

the what

[hot creek]

The palantinr furry

Hold on I saved it to the goon folder

[thick tapir]

i will elaborate

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle we could have been coworkers at @PalantirTech fr

[chilly bear]

yo dog look fake icl

[muted shuttle]

What

[hot creek]

ItxMango

[thick tapir]

its cuz he’s groomed bro

[chilly bear]

WHAT

[hot creek]

Huh

[thick tapir]

stop

[hot creek]

Who up grooming dogs

[thick tapir]

dog groomers

[vapid spruce]

can we turn this into a

[thick tapir]

No.

[chilly bear]

no.

[chilly bear]

wavelength

[vapid spruce]

i will

i will take matters into my own hands

[hot creek]

Why the fuck russlebuck shuffle on my YouTube music dude

[lament onyx]

Two years ago :3

[dense valve]

ok

[muted shuttle]

whar

[narrow crown]

um.. january 6th

[muted shuttle]

huh

am i missing something

[narrow crown]

no the joke is just not that good

[true plover]

Fucking insane

[thick tapir]

im buying premium bro

[lament onyx]

Those who remember

[muted shuttle]

(i don't remember)

[true plover]

The sky is pissing

[desert cairn]

5/6/24

[vital knoll]

remember remember the night of the nebby

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1314691105631113256/caption.gif

[fair sky]

It's $7 where i live for Regular

[true plover]

I’d walk

[lament onyx]

I REMEMBER THIS GIFIFIFFI

[thick tapir]

ts?

[lament onyx]

ITS COMING ABCK!!!

[vital knoll]

I'm glad I don't live in either place

[fair sky]

walking is not real in my country, especially in California

[true plover]

Dawg we’re both in the USA

[fair sky]

and?

am i wrong?

[lament onyx]

I sstill have an XR

[true plover]

In my country

[lament onyx]

Here is car pic

[true plover]

There’s like

Ny

And that’s it

[true plover]

[vital knoll]

that's a weird looking iPhone

[lament onyx]

Remember game pigeon

[lament onyx]

Sob

[muted shuttle]

I love game pigeon

[vital knoll]

I love max-game-ine

[lament onyx]

Real

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/kde-konqi-plasma-linux-computer-gif-4898543198910892841

[true plover]

Oooo

Pretty

[lament onyx]

For mothers day ❤️

I also went to nyc last year and saw apple at gct

I warn ios 27

[copper pelican]

Nice

[thick tapir]

why are just the heels worn 😭 do i really drag my heels that badly and only on the inside

[hot creek]

I recognize that twink

Im on my way

@true plover do u do the gay voice

[true plover]

No

[fair sky]

#1067236365714083960 message

[vocal plinth]

Bro doesn’t know how to walk

[true plover]

Needs his feet realigned fr

[chilly bear]

no actually he's walking the best way possible

like sonic

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/sanic-sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-hegehog-gotta-go-fast-gif-26992520

How he walks fr

[chilly bear]

a whole 1 db

[carmine coral]

uh oh

[wary badge]

The fact that this doesnt account for my dac which is the loudest and most i listen to is no good

[chilly bear]

you are an outlier and should not be considered

[wary badge]

What i get for blasting my brain with skullcandy as a child

[dense valve]

how do u sort by year

it only shows week for me

wait

nvm im just fucking stupid

[chilly bear]

yep.

[dense valve]

why is it lying

ok ok i'll actually go to bed now gn

[chilly bear]

up that by 3

[dense valve]

k

[thick tapir]

when did they change from louder to higher wtf

[jagged turret]

65 dB is still too loud

[atomic yarrow]

If the Auto VPN tweak shows my wifi name and password

Isn't that a security risk

[hot creek]

Maybe

@muted shuttle more ewaste

I bought 12 of the aux cables total

4ft

$4.85 total new account so alibaba covered the $19 shipping lmfao

[muted shuttle]

Why

Wtf are you gonna use this for

[atomic yarrow]

Also im not sure if Auto VPN prevents the app from launching until the vpn is fully connected

Meaning it's not leaking your IP at all

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[hot creek]

Aux cables

Headphones

I have 100 aux ports already so

Ohhhh you know what i did not check

[muted shuttle]

your bank account

[hot creek]

To see if what i bought was male 3.5mm

Ok sick it is

All good

[muted shuttle]

Brother what the fuck

Why

What for

[atomic yarrow]

Security risk or not, what do you think Mr. genius @ruby copper

[ornate latch]

mineek is asleep

[untold helm]

Wi-Fi name, no
Wi-Fi password, maybe?

I know some other OSes store it in plain text (ahem, chromeos iirc)

[ruby copper]

Not really stock iOS also exposes it

With a jailbreak you can so easily grab it

WiFi passwords shouldn't be considered sensitive

[atomic yarrow]

Stock ios 15.8.7?

[ruby copper]

Yes

[untold helm]

DDOS: On my way!

[ruby copper]

No one's ddossing ur WiFi bro

[untold helm]

but.. but.. i have all my ports open 🥺

[gusty trail]

guys

I think I made it

aha I can't attach images here?

[ornate latch]

not until you're mem plus

[gusty trail]

can I show sth cool (not-jailbreak related, but iPhone-related) on #jailbreak ?

[ashen basin]

Love island starting soon 😭😭😭

[atomic yarrow]

To prevent the mr best scam

[ornate latch]

mr best

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/atuhru/status/2052210333134078441?s=46 amazing

♡乡atuu (@atuhru)

enfim, em pouco mais de 1 ano, os primeiros 10 exclusivos de Switch 2.

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 7, 2026, 2:14 AM

[gusty trail]

oh wait

I can do it on #themes

okie, posted

[vital knoll]

em pouco mais de 1 ano, os primeiros 10 exclusivos de Switch

[ashen basin]

So true

[atomic yarrow]

Then why do apple alerts you when your SSID is hidden

And they're very persistent about it

[fair sky]

what router do you have

what OS is it running

what yo residental IP

[coral fog]

an os

[coral fog]

192.168.1.85

[fair sky]

what OS

[coral fog]

an os

[fair sky]

advancely negative os

[fair sky]

let me serve you a fake captcha portal

mineek

and ddos your home internet

[gilded rapids]

hm

[ruby copper]

I have a static ip

[fair sky]

holy based

how much more do you pay for it

[ruby copper]

What I mean by my message is a WiFi network is something you connect many devices to, maybe iPhones are more secure in that way ( they store their passwords in encrypted SEP storage ). However, not all devices do this. Windows etc stores it just as plaintext for everyone to read. And once the password is stored once, it's for every device because the password is the same

If that makes sense

[ruby copper]

Nothing and I kinda don't fw it

[fair sky]

please explain

[ruby copper]

It's just what I get

[fair sky]

is it blacklisted?

IPv4?

[ruby copper]

My home ip is limited from creating Google accounts etc

And I can't really change it

Cuz it's static

[fair sky]

tbh I can relate

I have CGNAT internet that is dependent on the closest cellular tower and it's not C-Band

everything is rate limited

although it is a dynamic IP it doesn't change each reboot

@ruby copper do you have a server hooked up to it at least to take advantage of that fact

[turbid jackal]

Help. I currently have a broken power button, how do I get into dfu?

[vocal plinth]

You fix the power button

[fair sky]

or microsolder the DFU pin

[vital knoll]

yikes you got cellular T-Mobile wifi

I got cgnat starlink

[fair sky]

you know it's not that bad depending on the area you live in

iirc one of the worlds best hackers has the same internet plan as me

but they have C-Band

so there's no throttling

[vital knoll]

starlink can be horrific tbh especially if your cell is full

that's why my ass will always pay for the highest residential tier. fuck getting slowed down

[fair sky]

mine is advertised to be in the highest tier but if i download for too long or if a file is like 10GB it will eventally download my file in 5mbps speeds about 75% of the way there

or if i download too much consecutively

there has to be some algorithm that throttles it

[tribal dune]

i just dont like my connection being dependent on wireless tbh

it makes sense if that's the fastest available in your area tho

[fair sky]

Spectrum has a monopoly in my area and it's not fiber

yet i live in a very high income area

[vital knoll]

my speeds fluctuate depending on time of day and shit but its usually 100-200mbps most ive used in a month is like nearly 2tb or slighty over

[tribal dune]

yeah i only have spectrum as well

[fair sky]

NIMBY central

[tribal dune]

cable

[ashen basin]

I’m sure

[tribal dune]

other parts of my city have fiber idk why it's so hard to expand

it's been years

[atomic yarrow]

You said it's encrypted on iOS, does that make the Auto VPN tweak unethical?

[vital knoll]

yeah ngl id rather die then have to deal with fuck ass technicians breaking shit all the time. give me starlink anyday and it just works even if the powergrid goes out

[atomic yarrow]

[ashen basin]

I love having unlimited internet

[fair sky]

what i avg is 300mbps but it really isn't consistent and latency drops are quick and spontaneous so i download everything important with aria2

[vital knoll]

not hard but expensive. usually footed by isps which have no real want to upgrade

[fair sky]

so its more like 100-300

[vital knoll]

unless youre business

[fair sky]

and this country being r worded yet again with policies why can't we have a co op of different ISPs provide fiber like in switzerland competitively

[tribal dune]

i mean at&t is the only offerer of fiber here but they offer only copper to a lot of the city

[ashen basin]

Move fr

[tribal dune]

i mean switzerland is like 5% of the size of the US tbf

[vital knoll]

can i move in with yo-uwu

[fair sky]

sure, we all know its a structural problem though

not as much a size thing

[ashen basin]

U gay

do you support gay rights

[vital knoll]

nah I love girl clocks that's totally different

[turbid dust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCrXqI_0FhU

[ashen basin]

hmmmm

[fair sky]

i want to try the roaming plan someday

buy an rv and drive that shit around

[vital knoll]

I got the 10 a month mini starlink rental. I've used it a total of like 3 times

it's been great

[vital knoll]

do u support gay rights?

[ashen basin]

Depends

[vital knoll]

I do because girls like guys and that's straight as hell

[ashen basin]

Wow

[vital knoll]

god that has got to be the single stupidest building ever

[ashen basin]

It’s cool

I like it

Very nice irl

[vital knoll]

imagine if your ass lived there for a long period of time

[ashen basin]

well I’m not that stupid

[vital knoll]

I feel like they'd be the type of company to shoot ads into the sky at night

"eat with hellofresh"

"shop with Amazon prime"

"watch stranger danger on huluflixplus"

[ashen basin]

Yeah they do

[vital knoll]

imagine a once in a lifetime meteor shower and it's gets interrupted by a fucking mobile game ad

[ashen basin]

Nah luckily they always make it relevant to whatever is going on

But also this is Vegas

Be fr u can’t see shit

if this was in a random city then it would be dumb as fuck but it’s not so whatever

[vital knoll]

yeah I would get so overstimulated and probably superglue my ears shut or shoot them

[ashen basin]

That’s just Vegas lol

I like it

It’s fun

[vital knoll]

true I'm just being salty cause I feel like it's stupid but y'know what happens in rock vegas

[ashen basin]

Lots of cool shit to see

Everyone is just having a great time too

Amazing vibes

Even if you don’t gamble or drink it’s just cool to see shit

Few casinos are smoke free now too

[tribal dune]

vegas is good for like 2 days

[ashen basin]

also true

you can’t go for too long LMFAO

[vital knoll]

I mean you might be able to go longer

you'd have to be on a complete bender and be willing to be broke and not remember shit

[carmine elk]

heiiiiiiiii gmmmmmm

and gmineek

gmaxine

[turbid jackal]

Does anyone have a Chrome IPA for iOS 12?

[half compass]

Shalom

[ashen basin]

Nahhh it’s just so much that it will make you tired as fuck and you physically can’t do more

[untold helm]

Happy Birthday!

[untold helm]

A different browser will not increase website compatibility because all browsers on iOS are just safari with a skin

[teal bramble]

@half compass i hope u get the 30” dragon dildo u always wanted for ur birthday

🙏

[half compass]

wtf are you paying 160$ for

[coarse ginkgo]

did vro just dox himself

[half compass]

cloudflare premium?

claudeflare plus plus ?

[coarse ginkgo]

happy the day of birth

[half compass]

we all know his name bro

[coarse ginkgo]

well, now yes

[half compass]

WE yes WE

[half compass]

thank you

dude my phone is ALWAYS on 10%

why

[coarse ginkgo]

cuz u dont charge it to 100

[half compass]

https://tmp.esmbot.net/xsfaakxezwn.gif

[coarse ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1384533847512711260/1402682852742791258/-poshel-nahui.gif

[half compass]

wait its an actual gif

[velvet imp]

Happy birth of day @half compass

[half compass]

that lowkey looks like a red kkk hat

NOT a birthday hat

[velvet imp]

oh..

[coarse ginkgo]

same thing

[half compass]

https://www.tnktok.com/t/ZTkWaGcpx/ yeah yeah sure bro

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Definitely

@teal bramble can i have 10$ as a birthday gift

Im very poor

[carmine elk]

HBD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[half compass]

Ty

[split nimbus]

happy birthday

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1501188313812570162/IMG_9897.gif

@teal bramble can i have 10$ as a birthday gift

[teal bramble]

nothing

to slow my website down

[teal bramble]

Yeah

[teal bramble]

No

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-drink-milk-bar-cat-gif-11501109593153103379

@half compass happy bday CHUD.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1360073258128642228/1499942053667147898/togif.gif

[teal bramble]

@simple drift

[simple drift]

@teal bramble

[teal bramble]

Hi

[simple drift]

hi

hru

[teal bramble]

Awesome

Wbu

[simple drift]

i’m ok

[ashen basin]

Hi gays

[simple drift]

hi gay

[ashen basin]

Woah woah woah

My name is not gay

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/525722126905245706/1428057777737043999/1757955459187295.gif

[simple drift]

what did i just watch

[ashen basin]

A gay lose their WiFi

[simple drift]

oh no!!

that’s worse than death

[ashen basin]

My bad

[teal bramble]

@ashen basin Gay ass

[ashen basin]

????

[teal bramble]

sorry

[ashen basin]

You should be.

[simple drift]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cute-366--k01KQD852MXPXVDBFN87BX8J7AE

[teal bramble]

:(

[simple drift]

smh acatto

[ashen basin]

Watch yourself

[teal bramble]

nope

[split nimbus]

i will send u my paypal

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1451996895160434801/1500292716448186501/IMG_9873.gif

[teal bramble]

Okay!!!!

[ashen basin]

Smh

[teal bramble]

Are you gonna leave a bad review on Yelp

[simple drift]

and trustpilot

[teal bramble]

😔

[simple drift]

yea

sorry

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/remarks/status/2052274089780199585?s=46 what the fuck man

Remarks (@remarks)

JUST IN: Disney cruise ship staffers arrested in large-scale child pornography crackdown.

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 7, 2026, 6:27 AM

[teal bramble]

ah

expected

[ashen basin]

sadly

[half compass]

Thx

[ashen basin]

Happy birthday

[simple drift]

yea

[simple drift]

true

[half compass]

Carlos (19)

[burnt kite]

3 day nitro

[ruby copper]

@half compass HAPPY BIRTHDAY

@simple drift gm

[simple drift]

gm

[carmine elk]

i lwk hate the fact that my sister currently has my nintendo switch (she also has an oled switch btw) and she won’t give it back to me

[glacial valve]

happy birthday @half compass

[teal bramble]

Some guy is wearing a 100% polyester shirt to school

jm crine

[terse dome]

is that bad

[rich dune]

@terse dome @glacial valve @ruby copper gm

@half compass gm + happly birthday

[ornate latch]

@half compass happy birthday twin

[teal bramble]

kinda

[ruby copper]

@teal bramble gm

[rich dune]

@simple drift @ruby copper gm

[ruby copper]

gm

[simple drift]

gm meighler

[half compass]

THANK YOU

[half compass]

I wish you a peaceful testicular torsion in the coming days

[half compass]

16player still sucks

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1315473140209553408/caption.gif

[teal bramble]

hi

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DX-6k5Kh1u4/?igsh=djNpdXplMXc1YWtk

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper my school blocked void app

[alpine chasm]

Good

[burnt kite]

Bad

[rich dune]

fold ai

your ai got folded lmao

[simple drift]

foid

[wicked surge]

@onyx arrow hello?

Friend request because?

[half compass]

cuz they're a scammer

[wicked surge]

Happy birthday!

[half compass]

ty

[signal hazel]

happy birthday

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-chicken-chicken-cat-chicken-suit-stare-gif-7069989637244858847

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1365741776375255062/1449833251643326575/67.gif

[signal hazel]

#public-mod-logs why’s everyone getting hacked

[half compass]

cuz theyre downloading bullshit

[vapid spruce]

should i take my iphone 7 into school today

so i can use flexing to help me human code my tweak

[chilly bear]

no

[vapid spruce]

i mean because flexing doesn’t always like working on my ipad 7

it crashes springboard when i actually try to look at [whatever view here] is

[true plover]

Happi birthday!@half compass

[proven moss]

Ay fuck you mane is Tony Montana

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1501188313812570162/IMG_9897.gif

[carmine elk]

hehehejdjd ifkka pette grifi djejjeked xhx damyky giy

[half compass]

ty

[ruby copper]

@half compass @split nimbus @simple drift @muted shuttle downgrading my Nintendo NX device right now.

[icy beacon]

@half compass i ate your bed

[narrow crown]

why tho

[ruby copper]

bored

now I will reload the nand and it should be downgraded

I hope

Yay

[narrow crown]

what is even the point tho

just means less games will work on ur system

[ruby copper]

idk if I should downgrade the SAFE partition as well

I should format USER before booting

Ok USER is formatted

Ok lets see if it works!

[chilly bear]

"bored"

do not question the mineek. his reasons are above us plebs.

[gritty prism]

https://tenor.com/view/discipline-discipline-car-darktriad-gif-5834406892667355606

[coral fog]

how

[chilly bear]

@half compass special episode dropped https://youtube.com/watch?v=CnNgr3ZhkoQ

[coral fog]

downgrade to fw ver 1.0.0

[ruby copper]

Ok time to test booting!!

[simple drift]

who ping

[simple drift]

son

[simple drift]

doesn’t the switch have efuses

[ruby copper]

yay its booting

it worked

[simple drift]

why tho

why do this

@half compass how old are you now now that it is your bday

[chilly bear]

he just turned 13

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[icy beacon]

a day powered by r/oldyoutubelayout

[split nimbus]

DID IT WORK

[gilded rapids]

):

[true plover]

Thick ass mushroom

[compact cobalt]

Istg why didn’t we blow the absolute fuck out of the hantavirus ship when we had the chance

[true plover]

Didn’t it dock

[narrow crown]

someone say docking?

[teal bramble]

@half compass u share a bday with heyselcuk

https://vm.tnktok.com/ZNRs11q7M/

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[ruby copper]

Yes!!

[wary badge]

Can we

[true plover]

I’m cut :(

[wary badge]

Dawg

[true plover]

Don’t act like you didn’t know that

[cold ember]

Yall when is jailbreak.app getting signed again

Also do any of yall know what tweak fucked my resolution

Its stuck like this even in a non jailbroken environment

The status bar is too wide

Does anybody know how to use esign or ksign

Cuz i need to rejailbreak rn

[turbid jackal]

How to install TikTok on iOS 12.5.8?

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[cold ember]

Its unusable

[carmine elk]

i still can’t believe how tf is mineek living in these lands

[desert cairn]

Sounds like a bunch of nothing

Covid was too unless if you're old and have respiratory issues

[gilded rapids]

lowkey wouldn’t mind another lockdown

😭

[chilly bear]

he has enough for both of you.

[true plover]

How do we know

[simple drift]

of course this is what i open chat to

why did that send twice

i hate this app

[rotund glade]

😭🙏

[vernal grove]

chào

ê mọi người

[rotund glade]

English?

Any?

[chilly bear]

wo shi ni de baba

[desert cairn]

@half compass are you 18 yet

[gilded rapids]

does anyone know how much better noise cancellation is on the AirPod pros 3

[slim nova]

no youre not

[gilded rapids]

hello

[oblique kettle]

SELLING AP EXAM LEAKS

SELLING AP EXAM LEAKS

[stoic pecan]

I need the version of dopamine 26.3

[vocal plinth]

SELLING @oblique kettle’s MOM

SELLING @oblique kettle’s MOM

[oblique kettle]

haha we should all laugh stupid mf

[vocal plinth]

Don’t worry I’m selling her cheap

Not a laughing matter

[stoic pecan]

I need the version of dopamine 26.3

[upper horizon]

Hi! Im on dopamine v2.5b2, and I realised my version is incompatible with trollstore. Is there another repo that I could use to downgrade app versions since AppStore++ will not be available for me anymore?

[untold helm]

@collegeboard heyyyyy

[oblique kettle]

🐕‍🦺

they cant do shit bt

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492748264049475734/togif.gif

[gilded rapids]

AP exams are literally so easy

🥀

[oblique kettle]

STFU

[gilded rapids]

the bare minimum that’s so sad

I feel bad for you 💔

[simple drift]

SELLING AP EXAM LEAKS

SELLING AP EXAM LEAKS

SELLING AP EXAM LEAKS

SELLING AP EXAM LEAKS

SELLING AP EXAM LEAKS

SELLING AP EXAM LEAKS

[muted shuttle]

SELLING AP EXAM LEAKS

SELLING AP EXAM LEAKS

[weary wolf]

is everyone getting hacked or wtf is this shit

[chilly bear]

SELLING AP EXAM LEAKS

SELLING AP EXAM LEAKS

[desert cairn]

SELLING AP EXAM LEAKS

SELLING AP EXAM LEAKS

[simple hound]

??

[simple drift]

Damn is 😂🎉

[vital knoll]

finna nebby on my webby

[autumn lodge]

Shut up

[teal mesa]

hi everyone. so i have a iphone 6 jailbroken with chimera. but it wont let me install tweaks or uninstall. i restarted my device and ive rejailbroken it and still the same. tweaks still work. i used newterm to update and upgrade still the same. in the terminal i do get N: missing Signed-By in the sources.list(5) entry for ....

[spark yacht]

Scammer when the people aren't falling for his scam

[versed sun]

I bought from you got a G not even a F

[gilded rapids]

Your bio omg 😭

[slim loom]

nothing crazy

i saw way worse than this

[icy beacon]

?

did you follow ios.cfw.guide

[icy beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-crocker-timmy-turner-fairly-odd-parents-super-f-meme-gif-1224341026557759176

[sour canyon]

are you selling any of the non-english Language and Culture optical disks

[untold helm]

I’m starting to feel like MacRumors doesn’t actually leak anything and instead throws things on the wall until one of them coincidently happens

[sour canyon]

You got anything other than Form O? The other forms are super rare

You got Calculus BC Form C from 2018?

[untold helm]

can’t you access some of the previous years exams as practice?

[sour canyon]

Only Form O FRQs get posted by collegeboard

The rest stay secret

[lament onyx]

https://www.macrumors.com/2026/05/07/apple-working-on-spatial-iphone/

sob

[untold helm]

#general message

Less than a minute ago

[terse dome]

yes

[lament onyx]

i just saw my guy

[sour canyon]

https://www.macrumors.com/2026/05/07/apple-working-on-spatial-iphone/ holy shit you guys did you see this? ??????

[terse dome]

https://www.macrumors.com/2026/05/07/apple-working-on-spatial-iphone/ holy shit you guys did you see this? ??????

[lament onyx]

Schrödingers cat

[untold helm]

https://www.macrumors.com/2026/05/07/apple-working-on-spatial-iphone/ holy shit you guys did you see this? ??????

[lament onyx]

Schrödinger

😭

[terse dome]

schrö ding er

nebby tweak

[sour canyon]

i took the exam on Form C and i miss it dearly

[lament onyx]

need a macbook air 🤤

[untold helm]

I love paying $130+ dollars for a test!!!!!!!!!

[lament onyx]

or neo

[terse dome]

wtf is a form

[sour canyon]

the specific variant of the test

[lament onyx]

there is a chance i get my dads phone but i dont want it, i want the 17 base

[sour canyon]

probably like 99% of students get Form O, retakes and international students get other forms

[cloud bridge]

I just found an iPad mini 2 in marketplace for dirt cheap

should I get it?

[sour canyon]

if you take Form O, your booklets get sent back to your teacher and they can do what they want with it (most of my teachers gave me back my booklet to keep)

but if you take any other form then it stays confidential foreverrrrrrrrr

[vapid spruce]

keep getting this on sileo when i try to add my repo
ive heard it's a problem with rootless
i'm on odysseyra1n, iphone 7, ios 13.1.3
how can i fix this?

my repo doesn't have any rootless tweaks

[lament onyx]

i just want ios 26

[sour canyon]

i wanna break into collegeboard's archives and steal back my Form C booklet so bad

i really really want my booklet

[lament onyx]

did you see the person who snuck their phone in

[terse dome]

what was your reason for getting a form c

[lament onyx]

hid it in their shoe

[thin vault]

Any tweak to remove “impossible to backup” notification?

[sour canyon]

idk i probably had some accommodation or simultaneous tests or i had to take it in a weird spot that day or something

or maybe it was a perfectly normal test day and they just gave my school Form C as a sample group

[vapid spruce]

this is my architectures as well

[sour canyon]

sometimes entire testing groups get extremely rare forms because collegeboard is field testing the questions

that's why anything that's not Form O doesn't get released

[hot creek]

Meow meow meow

[sour canyon]

Meow meow meow

[untold helm]

My schools guest network blocks one of the A/B trackers/telementry which means im forced to use a VPN or my phones hotspot to do almost anything on the site with my own personal device

[sour canyon]

A/B?

[vapid spruce]

is odysseyra1n even rootless

[sour canyon]

which site

[untold helm]

collegeboard

[hot creek]

Bio in pussy

[versed sun]

This server has become active after I can’t be active now

[thin vault]

Any tweak to remove “impossible to backup” notification?

[sour canyon]

is this a new digital thing collegeboard runs

[vapid spruce]

in pussy bio

[untold helm]

Collegeboard allows you to take some tests online now
i was referring to that since my school's guest wi-fi blocks one of the trackers the site has (telemetry and A/B testing) the website shits itself and begs you to unblock it

[sour canyon]

oh

A/B testing

lol

trolled

[gilded rapids]

I thought collegeboard tests aren’t required anymore

[untold helm]

The exams/tests in particular aren't

[wary badge]

Mrrrroooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[gilded rapids]

I got McDonald’s for the first time in a long time

shit is fire when it’s fresh hot

[wary badge]

Im so scared imma much out when i drink tomorrow night

I havent drank or smoked in 12(?) days

[gilded rapids]

Eat a bowl of rice before hand it helps

[terse dome]

smh other countries not having their own takes of a izakaya

[gilded rapids]

what dat

[terse dome]

to be experienced yourself but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Izakaya

food alongside alcohol !

[gilded rapids]

Wait isn’t that just a pub lol

[gilded rapids]

hm I see

Cool!

[terse dome]

very rich food go well with alcohol !

(born out of necessity from japanese intolerance to alcohol)

[gilded rapids]

I realized how much of a banana I am because I don’t enjoy soju or sake as much 🫩

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle

[gilded rapids]

but I also don’t really like beer either

[muted shuttle]

Maxine when what ?

[split nimbus]

yeahh uhh

[royal tundra]

local costco had stock FINALLY

[teal bramble]

why would u buy a neo

💔

[royal tundra]

i don’t need power from my laptop

[gilded rapids]

What’s wrong with buying a Neo 🥀

[royal tundra]

i just need battery life

[gilded rapids]

I still use my M1 Pro 14in mbp

[royal tundra]

[gilded rapids]

If the newest MacBook pros come out as oled I will buy it idc the price

[royal tundra]

i wanted to get one of those used actually! couldn’t find any good deals in my area tho//backmarket wouldn’t ship to me ):

[teal bramble]

oh right the cool new MacBooks come out in 6 months

[gilded rapids]

I was able to get mine off marketplace for $400

They thought it was broken but I fixed it, I know got really lucky

[coral fog]

so a pub?

[royal tundra]

DAMN that’s insane

[simple drift]

meow

[simple drift]

that’s just a pub

[terse dome]

stop pinging me with something i replied to right below

[simple drift]

meow

[terse dome]

i have a song to get stuck into my head

[gilded rapids]

It’s so weird to think the M1 Pro is already old wtf

it runs so well

[terse dome]

i would keep my m1 pro except i recently broke my screen so now it's around time to get a new one

but not immediately because i now have a replacement external display

[hot creek]

Meow meow meow

Meow meoeewwww

[simple drift]

MEOW!

[cerulean pond]

any macs you collected

[half compass]

Why are you asking ?

creep

[tame shuttle]

Hii

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/cecesrhaccc1-on-tiktok-cecesrhaccc1-wave-wave-cat-cecesgif-gif-3519480851846766777

[tame shuttle]

@half compass happy birthday bro

[half compass]

Thanks bro

[tame shuttle]

Hii hyd wyd

[teal bramble]

@half compass birthday gift

kindness from ginger

[split nimbus]

i am chilling fren hru

[split nimbus]

any nice presents u got

[tame shuttle]

Waiting for awards ceremony today hoping to work on documents after :intjpray:

[half compass]

take the tracker off dog

he's inside

[teal bramble]

no

[teal bramble]

idc

hes an idiot

[half compass]

you have your eyes

i think you can locate him

[split nimbus]

what is awards ceremony

[teal bramble]

no bro i couldn’t find him once cuz he was in the attic

[tame shuttle]

Scanning for mower

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-meme-radar-gif-26497624

[half compass]

https://tmp.esmbot.net/xsfaakxezwn.gif

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1501188313812570162/IMG_9897.gif

[tame shuttle]

Basically my school does these awards ceremony’s every semester to commemorate achievements we do, like outstanding attitude, outstanding student, perfect attendance, etc

[half compass]

Wait holy shit i share my birthday with mr beast

I forgot

[split nimbus]

WAOW

[teal bramble]

and with heyselcuk

[half compass]

bradar i will sue

[teal bramble]

bradar wat is dis

[half compass]

The cia can detect your heartbeat from 40 kilometers away bro !

[teal bramble]

professional podcaster

[ornate latch]

If you feel a sting on your left testicle the glowies are coming

[half compass]

what if i always do

[wary badge]

[US] In Stock: Enterprise 3.5" HDD, 16 TB @polar python @jagged turret

[ornate latch]

testicular cancer

[half compass]

@teal bramble can you touch my left testicle so the sting goes away

i think the glowies are after me

[split nimbus]

@ornate latch @wary badge @half compass @teal bramble

[teal bramble]

no

[teal bramble]

real

[half compass]

what is he doing bro

[ornate latch]

what makes one think this is tuff

[half compass]

it lowkey is

I would do this but idk where to find a dead octopus

or can it be alive

[ornate latch]

you live in romania

you won't find one

ever

[half compass]

i lowkey saw a pigeon who had his NECK snapped by somebody

besides a sidewalk

[ashen basin]

F

[simple drift]

wtf

spongebob macdonal

[half compass]

wtf did the pigeon do to deserve that

at least they couldve cooked it afterwards

and made pigeon soup or something

or fried pigeon

[teal bramble]

i used to eat pigeon meat only when i was little

[simple drift]

what the fuck

[ornate latch]

yeah we know who did it already then

[teal bramble]

refused every other meat type other than pigeon meat

[half compass]

traditional syrian dish

[teal bramble]

its romanian

?

have u fr never had pigeon meat

[half compass]

wtf are you talking about bro

[ornate latch]

of course it's acatto killing pigeons

[simple drift]

why is this jit eating pigeons

[half compass]

what have they been putting in your carts

[teal bramble]

bro no u buy them at bazaars or like supermarkets

or like

[half compass]

son what

[teal bramble]

butchers

[teal bramble]

im fr

[simple drift]

i’m crine

[teal bramble]

ask ur mom

[simple drift]

there’s no way

[teal bramble]

its good meat

[vital knoll]

omg happy birthday oomfs

[teal bramble]

its expensive

[half compass]

hi do we live in the same romania

[teal bramble]

Not me its @half compass s birthday

Mines soon

[half compass]

what the FUCK are you talking about

[teal bramble]

Yeah

Bucharest

Romania

[half compass]

i mean it checks out

youre from sector 6

[vital knoll]

butcherest?

[half compass]

everybody there is weird

[simple drift]

there must be 2 romanias

[compact cobalt]

with the Minecraft vulkan versions, could actual hardware ray tracing be achieved

[teal bramble]

Specifically chitila / militari

[teal bramble]

Yesss

[teal bramble]

No Bruh I used to be a sector 1 kid but my moms from sector 6

[teal bramble]

when i was 3 i moved to sector 6

[simple drift]

@ornate latch hi

[half compass]

it all makes sense now

[jagged turret]

lowest ubiquiti tax:

[teal bramble]

now my id says sector 1

[ornate latch]

Hi

[half compass]

do you have the new shitty electronic id

[teal bramble]

no

[half compass]

or whatever the fuck

[simple drift]

what are these sectors

[teal bramble]

i still have the big hunk of plastic

[ornate latch]

administrative units

[half compass]

lowkey i feel like theyre more convenient

[simple drift]

so like

[half compass]

cuz

[vital knoll]

what's this mean

[simple drift]

segregation

like

[half compass]

your address is written on the big plastic hunks

[ornate latch]

no

[vital knoll]

im to kiwi to understand it

[simple drift]

apartheid

[half compass]

but not on the new ids??????

[ornate latch]

well

[teal bramble]

W trade off

address for dob

😭

[half compass]

i mean its in the nfc data

but like

why the fuck is it not on the outside

[teal bramble]

im keeping this one because so manypeople cant read my date of birth

[ornate latch]

why

[simple drift]

why not what

[ornate latch]

what is the point of hiding your date of birth

[teal bramble]

because there isnt a date of birth

on the id

[half compass]

your cnp has it

[teal bramble]

funny

[teal bramble]

yea

[half compass]

but yea

kinda silly

[simple drift]

i guess bro

[half compass]

fuckass ids

[ornate latch]

oh so you're still a fetus?

[teal bramble]

if ur in germany tho they wouldnt know

[teal bramble]

no

[half compass]

no dob vs no address

[teal bramble]

bless

[chilly bear]

kiwi

[teal bramble]

idk how i even have a romanian id cuz i have no place that i stay at

also how the fuck did u read the nfc data

[ornate latch]

homeless

of course

[half compass]

there's an app for it

[teal bramble]

oh wait mine expires ts year when i turn 18

☹️

[half compass]

made by the romanian feds or something

[simple drift]

child

[half compass]

mai is the equivalent to feds

kinda

[simple drift]

@half compass are you an adult or not

[teal bramble]

adult

[half compass]

yea

[simple drift]

yo

[chilly bear]

when do u turn 18

[simple drift]

ok

[teal bramble]

august

[ornate latch]

aren't you 18

[chilly bear]

so i can book a flight

[simple drift]

yes

[half compass]

yea im getting the funny nfc one

[simple drift]

but it’s funny

inshallah

[half compass]

i have a renewal booked already

[teal bramble]

haha

[vital knoll]

so it's literally just like suburbs = sectors that's so weird

[teal bramble]

this would take u like maybe a couple of months + 10 pages of paperwork in germany

[teal bramble]

yeah

[simple drift]

acatto you live in germany right

[teal bramble]

its sector 1-6

[half compass]

it's not

[teal bramble]

yea

[teal bramble]

its

similar

[simple drift]

doesn’t paris france do this

[half compass]

not really

idk i wouldnt say that

[vital knoll]

then explain pls

[half compass]

its just arbitrary lines

to divide bucharest into smaller portions

for administrative shit

[vital knoll]

cause it sounds like y'all just split the city into 6 parts and was like fuck it

[half compass]

yeah

[simple drift]

i’m gonna do 10 benadryl in the paris catacombs

[chilly bear]

sounds fun

[simple drift]

yea

[vital knoll]

livestream it so we can see you real time get lost and trapped forever

[teal bramble]

its like split into 6 sectors with each having a “central” police/governing/thingy so that bucharest wouldnt be a hellish fiery swamp of hell to manage

[teal bramble]

if it was 1 it would be harder to manage

[simple drift]

on kick.com

[half compass]

yea and every sector has its own mayor

and shit

[chilly bear]

what's the difference between 6 and 7

[half compass]

but then theres also a mayor for the entire city

[teal bramble]

It’s cool idk why other capitals dont do ts

[teal bramble]

There’s no 7

:(

[simple drift]

romania is a weird country

[ornate latch]

as if it wasn't already

[teal bramble]

Sort of

mrga (make romania great again)

[half compass]

"again"

it was never great bro

youre tweaking

[teal bramble]

Yeah it was

[simple drift]

mods politics

[teal bramble]

ceausescu Wdym ??

[vital knoll]

how would a penis potato be able to control 7 different districts

[ornate latch]

revive ceausescu

[simple drift]

what

[vital knoll]

penis potato

dictator

[teal bramble]

yep

[half compass]

@teal bramble bro they dismissed the current government and now every single party wants their own prime minister to be put in charge

[simple drift]

what

[half compass]

😭

[teal bramble]

LMAO

[half compass]

NOBODY can agree on ANYTHING

[teal bramble]

Thet can all agree on sucking dick

[vital knoll]

what a bad time to be alive

[half compass]

bolojan didnt even do anything

[simple drift]

i voted in the election today

was less fun than i was hoping

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble the NIC is fucked again

kill me

[teal bramble]

unfortunate

[half compass]

@teal bramble imagine they put georgescu as the prime minister

[vital knoll]

who did you vote for

[teal bramble]

YESSSSS

[half compass]

i think im going to every government building and blowing it up myself

if that happens

[vital knoll]

isn't that a type of cheese

[teal bramble]

MODS

[vital knoll]

gorgonzola

[half compass]

how tf did he even get into politics bro

he's a DOCTOR IN PEDOLOGY

the study of SOIL

[wary badge]

BURRRNNNNINNN ONNNN

[half compass]

he worked at the department of SOIL erosion

[vital knoll]

what the actual fuck

he's a dr pedo

that's sick

[half compass]

@teal bramble seorge gimion

[simple drift]

diddy tv

those who know

niche uk kids show

who here is english

@low mortar

uhhhhh

and

uhh

idk who else

icraze

@obtuse ruin

do yk this fuckass kids show

[ornate latch]

@half compass you're getting sent to ferentari

[half compass]

fate worse than death

[simple drift]

why tf is bucharest even split up into sectors

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1500532288369463406/caption.gif

[copper pelican]

great album yall please listen

[thick tapir]

dawg my paycheck hit and the auto deposit into my savings account hit at the same time so im up fucking 25 dollars 😭

[green island]

Uhh is this the place where you Ask for helping out with blobs 😭

[simple drift]

what about blobs

[simple drift]

sob

[simple drift]

also go to #jailbreak

not general

[green island]

Thankss!!

[terse dome]

most people don't know that blobs are actually just plist files you can parse with plutil or PlistBuddy

there is no necessity for tihmware!

[thick tapir]

i js was excited to get paid then forgot 😭

[simple drift]

rip

[thick tapir]

its a 120 dollar transfer weekly and i get paid 145 weekly, and 600 biweekly

[terse dome]

biweekly

[simple drift]

is biweekly every 2 weeks or twice a week

i still dont know

its every 2 weeks right

[thick tapir]

every 2 weeks

[simple drift]

hmm okay

[terse dome]

it can also be twice a week

[thick tapir]

its the same as fortnightly but different than bimonthly

[simple drift]

i hate this language

kill english

[thick tapir]

bimonthly is twice a month ie. 15th and 30th every month, but biweekly/fortnightly can sometimes have 3 paychecks a month

[simple drift]

je parlerai en francais a partir de maintenant

[terse dome]

francais
kil

[simple drift]

@glacial valve goodbye

[thick tapir]

stupidest shit ever tho

[glacial valve]

WTF

[terse dome]

i already hear too much spanish and romanian i dont need another romance language infecting my life .

[lament onyx]

Happy birthday

[teal bramble]

Yesssss

[teal bramble]

management

[simple drift]

ig

[main timber]

https://tenor.com/view/lighthouse-the-lighthouse-wake-laugh-wake-laughing-gif-5252594120951449508

[teal bramble]

so is london tho

[simple drift]

yeah ig

boroughs

it makes sense

having it be numbered sectors sounds so authoritarian 😭 😭

[ruby copper]

muffin

[glacial valve]

Actually you need French now too

Rare fastcall appearance

[brisk rapids]

fr

[brisk rapids]

i learnt french from the quebecois

[glacial valve]

Based

[terse dome]

what even

[ashen basin]

Love island June 2nd 😭😭😭 who wants to bet on how many racists they’ll kick off the show this year

[terse dome]

italic
what if i just learn italian instead

[ruby copper]

no way fastcall in rjb

[vocal plinth]

You are now on the lowest rungs of society

[chrome peak]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-cb-1st-place-umamusume-gif-2597680195548140245

[terse dome]

why is it １着 and not １位

oh i guess just more specific to races and shit

ok

[chrome peak]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-cb-1st-place-umamusume-gif-3585949317380584849

idk

[thick tapir]

HOLT SHIT IM BACK

my teacher graded my assignment that was hella late