general

[muted shuttle]

I try to keep it alive

I try to do things fun .

[spark yacht]

And yet it's more dead than ever

[muted shuttle]

Thanks

[chilly bear]

meanie.

[main timber]

holy shit i got 50 xp left from leaving whitename hell

[spark yacht]

No problem. What else should I help you with?

[sleek rivet]

i think sending messages to the discord server should require logging into the minecraft server for at least 30 minutes every day

that'll make the server more active surely

[spark yacht]

Look at the stupid white name

[sleek rivet]

racism :/

[main timber]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sigma-male-patrick-bateman-sad-anti-sigma-gif-27279101

[main timber]

roleism

[spark yacht]

What if the member doesn't own Minecraft?

[ashen basin]

May as well leave

[main timber]

too bad

[chilly bear]

it's a cracked server

[spark yacht]

It's not

And piracy is against the rules 🤓

[chilly bear]

proof?

[main timber]

piracy!!!!!11111 ban!!!!11

[split nimbus]

@main timber @chilly bear @spark yacht @ashen basin

[spark yacht]

Try joining it without a legitimate account

[hot creek]

Liar

[sleek rivet]

i tried joining with mcpe on my ipad 2 it didn't work

[main timber]

im not payin $12 or wahtever it is for minecraft

[chilly bear]

$0.02

[ashen basin]

Poor

[chilly bear]

blame mineek

[hot creek]

Remember that time you kicked a pregnant mother in her stomach @muted shuttle

[spark yacht]

Where do you live?

[main timber]

no i kinda just dont play minecraft

[muted shuttle]

Yeah i was the one in the womb

[hot creek]

Freak

[chilly bear]

over there

[spark yacht]

Play gregtech

[main timber]

tf is that

[chilly bear]

what's that?

[sleek rivet]

in your walls

gn

[spark yacht]

A mod

That's used in some modpacks

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1258332281194414210/1147760541180362753.gif

[spark yacht]

Notorious for being extremely grindy

[main timber]

well niche'd my friend

thats pretty niche

[spark yacht]

You should try it

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ebf-xenon-mobile-plant-xmp-electric-blast-furnace-greg-gif-1432703012561556231

[spark yacht]

(You will hate it but also get addicted)

[chilly bear]

gregslop is slop

[spark yacht]

I'm an American

[wide canyon]

i'm israeli

[simple drift]

why did my wii u just randomly turn on

[hot creek]

Sorry

[simple drift]

haunted

[main timber]

i spoofed ur wii u system id address and used an exploit to remotely enable it (mr robot)

[hot creek]

@teal bramble finally used the mcdonalds money

[main timber]

yay im no longer whitename

[spark yacht]

Wow bro, let's go hate on those white names

[muted shuttle]

whitename+

[main timber]

hell yeah

[main timber]

whitenamebuthaskickandbanpermissions

[muted shuttle]

whitenameinistrator

ig

[hot creek]

Instagram

Advertising :/

Evil maxine be like i hate abusing admin permz

Maxine be like i love abusing admin sperms

[supple yoke]

Can I drop back an update from iOS 26.4.2, I’m not willing to scan my iD into into it 👍

[jagged turret]

bro uses cash app to pay for food

[teal bramble]

im crine

[hot creek]

what else would i use

@jagged turret @muted shuttle

[jagged turret]

any sort of card like a normal person

[hot creek]

Boba uses arch

[jagged turret]

or your ass would use cash

[hot creek]

I used my cashapp card

[muted shuttle]

i use debian

sob

[hot creek]

It's a debit card

[jagged turret]

a card from a real bank or institution

[hot creek]

Dual booted with arch

[spark yacht]

Easy just don't live in a country where this is a problem

[jagged turret]

debian is for lesbians

[muted shuttle]

why would i dualboot arch on two servers

[terse dome]

is that why it rhymes

[jagged turret]

no

that one was just a coincidence

[hot creek]

Port forward 443 and 554 on those servers plz

[terse dome]

the nls is horrible because i cant use my debit card from my actual bank online but i can use my revolut one

[jagged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1501697224214577183/togif.gif

[hot creek]

Does it cost money for revolut to send you a card

I want to have a revolut card

[terse dome]

you can just go to helsinki airport and get one for free at the revolut card vending machine

[supple yoke]

Mint mate

[hot creek]

Omw to fly there rn

[alpine spoke]

Is a 12.9 inch iPad Pro 3rd gen worth it for $100

Not sure if this is iOs 15

[velvet zenith]

its ipados 15

[alpine spoke]

Should I buy it

For $100

[wicked surge]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/004efc681b273bdfbda286b0141165b4/941b37f09afc69e9-7a/s400x600/5defc1b1149e269419c7eaec73741f6155448f6d.gif

@low mortar WAKE UP BESTIE

[ashen basin]

a surprise star fox nintendo direct happening rn??????

new star fox game announced lol

https://vxtwitter.com/discussingfilm/status/2052148011409522969?s=46

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

First look at the new ‘STAR FOX’ game.

vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 170 🔁 18 · May 6, 2026, 10:06 PM

[low mortar]

Hiiiiiiii

[wicked surge]

HOWS IT GOING

[low mortar]

Good

[wicked surge]

[low mortar]

I submitted my paper on Tuesday

[wicked surge]

oh good luck

[ashen basin]

oh wow this game looks good asf

[low mortar]

Ha I don’t care anymore it’s done

[wicked surge]

still

hows your heart?

[chilly bear]

@wicked surge you're my heart

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-husten-sweet-flirty-bean-gif-15124888

[low mortar]

It’s ok

Seeing my cardiologist again soon

[blazing horizon]

broken macbook pro 14 m5 16/1tb for 400€ is it worth it

[wicked surge]

are you still having afib?

[low mortar]

No!

Just pain

[wicked surge]

oh

[ashen basin]

Online and co-op holy

[wicked surge]

good luck

[spark yacht]

What are you gonna do with a broken Mac?

[ashen basin]

JUNE 25TH

LMAO WTFFF

[blazing horizon]

try to fix it obviously

[glacial valve]

@low mortar gm

[spark yacht]

Depends on the damage

[ashen basin]

Oh god they have memoji with star fox

Animoji

Whatever tf

[spark yacht]

But the fact that they're selling it means it's probably not worth the cost

[alpine spoke]

Should I buy it

[chilly bear]

no

[blazing horizon]

yeah its why i'm hesitant as seller says it one day stopped turning on and theres no real probable cause as to why, battery, motherboard, whatever else
it only looks worn out and a little "bent" at the top

[spark yacht]

Dude stop spamming the same image

[ashen basin]

I can’t believe that leak was real 😭

[spark yacht]

If you want it buy it

[spark yacht]

Idk sounds fishy

I wouldn't buy it but up to you

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/nintendeal/status/2052148028249980957?s=46 it looks so good 😭😭😭

Nintendeal (@Nintendeal)

Star Fox is based on the Nintendo 64 game with upgraded audio and visuals

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 6, 2026, 10:06 PM

[low mortar]

Hiiiiiii

[glacial valve]

i've burned a few tokens today

I'll explain later in dms

[wicked surge]

Lmfao

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZG3a24mxDxI?si=MVnGC9rgRr8KuMyw

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/wario64/status/2052149166353060267?s=46 I love that Nintendo still does shit like this

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Star Fox (Switch 2) supports mouse controls and pilot/gunner co-op

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 6, 2026, 10:11 PM

[main timber]

this feels like "this fictional character would agree with my political opinions!"

[ashen basin]

The furries are prob going wild over this

[errant dawn]

shit i forgot the pass to my ipad and no computer someone genuinely help

[gusty gulch]

i have the best bf ever

just thought all of you should know

[wicked surge]

and how much did he pay you to say this

[gusty gulch]

well he pays my rent my car and buys me everything i want so

i guess that much lol

[simple drift]

yes

[vocal plinth]

Stg you look like you would be an opensuse or fedora user

[simple drift]

@polar python you rich fuck

[gusty gulch]

hey

[simple drift]

bro got that omni money

[simple drift]

hi

[gusty gulch]

i manifested this

[muted shuttle]

i've tried both, i don't like either

[simple drift]

ig you succeeded

[vocal plinth]

Ok

[gusty gulch]

do y’all know we all have the same consciousness which means with your thoughts you can change reality

it’s pretty neat

[gusty gulch]

i did

and ima keep doing it

[vocal plinth]

Not true I can’t bring back people alive yet

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-drink-milk-bar-cat-gif-11501109593153103379

[gusty gulch]

the dead people are energy around you

[ashen basin]

Idk about the same consciousness but so true I can change reality by choosing if I want to make someone cry or not

[vocal plinth]

I don’t want to breath in dead people

[gusty gulch]

lmaooo

[gusty gulch]

lol

i’m just giving y’all a hack

it worked with me

[ashen basin]

Nah ur just gay dating another gay

[gusty gulch]

ariana grande really ate with i wanna it i got it

[gusty gulch]

and we’re very happily gay

[vocal plinth]

I am gonna manifest @polar python making an AndroidTV version of Omni

[gusty gulch]

useless

[ashen basin]

Wow

Why

[vocal plinth]

Not fair

You said anything

[ashen basin]

Just get an Apple TV smh

[vocal plinth]

When Apple support more than Dolby audio I will

[ashen basin]

smh

I need to finish the pitt

[hot creek]

Whats that

[gusty gulch]

i’m not watching euphoria anymore

fucking disgusting ass show

[ashen basin]

LMFAO what happened

[gusty gulch]

heard there was a rape scene

i stopped watching before cause i felt sick and i’m glad i did

[ashen basin]

?????

There is not

[gusty gulch]

with the new girl? kitty?

[ashen basin]

At least not so far…?????

[gusty gulch]

they stuck a bottle up her?

[ashen basin]

Ohhhhhhhhhh

Yeahhhhhhh

I forgot about it ngl

[wanton mantle]

Hey I have a question, I would want to make an iphone 7 my main phone but I can't install any apps on it because of the ios limitations. Is there any way to sideload apps or something ?

[ashen basin]

Tbh the show is ass anyways

[ashen basin]

Medical drama

[gusty gulch]

it is

[ashen basin]

Each episode is 1 hour of a 15 hour shift

pretty good tbh

Idgaf about medical shit but I still love it

[gusty gulch]

they neutered nate

it’s crazy

i actually feel bad for him

[ashen basin]

Good

don’t feel bad for him LMFAOOO

[simple drift]

@half compass john kiriaku is coming for you

[untold helm]

this server and the automated tools (GIR) is silencing you about the fake powertoys

[gusty gulch]

i know lol

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle some mf found a server rack network switch and started to message people on discord taking a photo

[muted shuttle]

sob

Was it you

[untold helm]

No that’s the thing 😭

He was wearing IEMS too

It was a Dell something soemthing

[hot creek]

EHAT

[untold helm]

Idk for sure if it was just a switch or a server aswell

[muted shuttle]

go find it

[gusty gulch]

yeah it’s bad

[untold helm]

He just checked out right now

[gusty gulch]

i only read about it

[hot creek]

a BOTTLE???

[untold helm]

Later today should I see if can find the server 😭

Only saw like a support channel with an emoji so who knows

[wary badge]

Energizer Launches AirTag-Compatible Batteries That Prevent Ingestion Burns

Who the fuck eating airtags

@hot creek activities

[untold helm]

Sorry

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/stealth40k/status/2052166205029363838?s=46 lets gooooooo

Stealth (@Stealth40k)

Star Fox will be $49.99 digitally.

Physical price will most likely be $59.99, but not confirmed.

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 6, 2026, 11:18 PM

[untold helm]

Mf got that ChatGPT Image 2

[gusty gulch]

euphoria takes after an israeli show

[ashen basin]

Bro doesn’t know about the new Star Fox

[gusty gulch]

the creator of euphoria is a sick fuck and should be investigated

also shock value sells and lowers your morality

[ashen basin]

https://www.youtube.com/live/ePZeyh5q9R8?si=NpnRvR05XAPX7GTF peak

[untold helm]

Wtf

[ashen basin]

Was a surprise direct that happened like an hour and a half ago

[untold helm]

@dense valve @jaunty garnet @hot creek

[ashen basin]

@untold helm

Oh nice it’s not a game key card

My only thing is I hate the new redesigns

They’re so fucking ugly

https://vxtwitter.com/gersly__/status/2052155468282302832?s=46 they killed him

gersly (100/100) (@gersly__)

this fall off is genuinely insane

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 6, 2026, 10:36 PM

[hot creek]

:(

[vapid spruce]

i need more starfox yaoi

[ashen basin]

Okay 😭😭😭😭

[vapid spruce]

frco.al repo wen eta

[hot creek]

@wary badge get ready for the pegging

[wary badge]

???

[hot creek]

sorry typo

[teal bramble]

thx epic servers

@hot creek get ready for the pegging

[vapid spruce]

and the tweet was posted at 6:21 😭😭😭😭😹😹😹😹

[velvet zenith]

Claude down

In void ai

[hot creek]

$5 for pegging

I accidentally touched my eye with the fingering finger :/

[chilly bear]

single finger?

[versed sun]

Replace the screen on the M1 Pro or upgrade?

Already spent 500 on it a month ago when I bought it

[vital knoll]

:(

[vital knoll]

how much is screen

[versed sun]

400-700

USD

[vital knoll]

also sunk cost fallacy. don't go too deep with the cost when it's not worth it

[desert cairn]

Sell the Mac for $600 and buy a new one

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/j-cole-stay-grippy-kosh-grippy-goodbye-gif-18051650485143614709

[vital knoll]

sunk cost fallacy. it's probably not worth it if you'll spend the same amount if not more then what you paid

[vital knoll]

lemme see them concrete grippers fr

[hot creek]

[versed sun]

Would have been a fire iPhone color

[muted shuttle]

interesting

[hot creek]

My hands smell like ass

Gooning my niblet

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1360073258128642228/1499942053667147898/togif.gif

tock is cicking

[vital knoll]

my hands finna smell like classycar 👅👅🧪

[hot creek]

:3

Meow meow MEOWWWWWW!!

[gritty falcon]

where can i get help

[versed sun]

Why does someone name there song subwoofer and it doesn’t even have sub bass in it

[simple drift]

ok bud

[jagged turret]

based

[simple drift]

[jagged turret]

subwoofer is not only subbass

[thick tapir]

how do my coworkers make an hour lunch into fucking 1:40

[hot creek]

1 hour 40 minute lunch

[thick tapir]

yes bro

[hot creek]

Gooning on the lunch break bro

[jagged turret]

is that not normal

[thick tapir]

no??

[hot creek]

no

[jagged turret]

1 hour lunch is way too short

[hot creek]

long ass lunch

wtf u eat for lunch bro

[thick tapir]

taking 40 extra minutes is not normal

[jagged turret]

you need time to recover

[hot creek]

Recharge the nuh

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1169461256386785290/1260471536461287434/caption.gif

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985270005853745262/1457605797818400848/watermark.gif

[thick tapir]

And all of them go together and I have to do everything by myself then come back from my lunch and they do jackshit

genuinely about to quit fuck these ppl

[fervent dove]

gn

Goodnight

Added by sahmoee | Used 82 times · Sep 15, 2025, 12:40 AM

[copper pelican]

never knew that you could listen to music on the iphone while syncing on an iphone

idk why but i just assumed you couldnt

[thick tapir]

fawk

very normal oil color

[hot creek]

Did u shit

[hot creek]

Is that shit

[thick tapir]

oil

[true plover]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-flip-flying-cat-cat-bath-gif-16601026744409459010

[true plover]

What happened

[vital knoll]

gooning in the car cause I'm classy 🎩👅

[thick tapir]

idk oil js a lil old

[true plover]

Cooking oil

Use it as that

Jesus Christ the weather discord I’m in is going crazy about the tornado

[thick tapir]

bro

[true plover]

Son

What could’ve POSSIBLY happened

[thick tapir]

order too big

[muted shuttle]

i had this before

wtf

wtf did you order

😭

[thick tapir]

no idk i didn’t even order anything i just opened the app

[muted shuttle]

oh

[true plover]

Damnit

I have enough points to get a sandwich from Chick-fil-A but they’re closed

[versed sun]

My computer makes my room extremely warm

[thick tapir]

i only got 6k mcdonald’s points

[true plover]

I’ve got 1.1k

[thick tapir]

i wanna make more twink outfits

[versed sun]

Sold sell them and get better food?

[true plover]

Why the fuck is the app making my 16pm lag

[thick tapir]

bro spent 11 dollars

[true plover]

It’s getting HOT

[versed sun]

Spyware

[thick tapir]

i hate these fuckass jeans

[true plover]

Ewww jeans

[thick tapir]

they are squiggly tho

and baggy

[hot creek]

Fatass eating McDonald's again

Maxine ass

[thick tapir]

stfu

[wary badge]

Mrrrrrrrrrp

[hot creek]

Mrrrrrrrrrp

[thick tapir]

i have a fast metabolism i need to

[true plover]

I haven’t had McDonald’s in a bit

[hot creek]

Mf finna have diabetes

[thick tapir]

i haven’t had it since may 3rd

[wary badge]

Id fuck some mcdicks up rn

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1497952890138918912/1499465618053927002/togif.gif

[hot creek]

some what

[true plover]

I’m dicks

[muted shuttle]

interesting

[ripe anchor]

im ngl living alone is so fun until ur alone with ur thoughts

[wary badge]

I always get my homeless fren something from mcdonalds when i go to chipotle and its so tempting

[true plover]

[hot creek]

Maxines mommmm has got it going on

[muted shuttle]

?

You dont even know my mom

[true plover]

False

[hot creek]

Yeah I do

[wary badge]

Hope bros inside tn its raining tits

[true plover]

It’s awful here

[thick tapir]

squiggly

[ripe anchor]

my wisdom teeth also hurt

[true plover]

Nice hair

[hot creek]

Holy stoner

[ripe anchor]

oh dont worry i'll fill in the blank

[true plover]

?

[thick tapir]

not that obvious bro

[ripe anchor]

why hide yo eyeballs twin

[thick tapir]

idk

[true plover]

He wants McDonald’s

I can see it in his eyes

[hot creek]

He want dih

[true plover]

Rt

[wary badge]

Rt

[ripe anchor]

Rt

[fair sky]

1000 blocked messages

[true plover]

What knowledge do you have to share with us

[hot creek]

My bussy smells like expired hamburgers

[ripe anchor]

this is the face a mcglizzy gobbler

[true plover]

He looks sleepy

[thick tapir]

besides not a stoner if i havent smoked since saturday 🥱(my mommy told me i can only smoke only fridays and saturdays)

[hot creek]

Holy stoner

[muted shuttle]

?

[true plover]

Son

[ripe anchor]

he smoke fent

[thick tapir]

Son

[true plover]

“Haven’t smoked since Saturday”

[ripe anchor]

that was 4 days ago

[thick tapir]

exactly

[true plover]

Dawg

[thick tapir]

exactly

[ripe anchor]

son-dried tomato 😭

[wary badge]

I havent smoked in 10 days chat

[true plover]

Mmmmm

[wary badge]

Applaud me

[hot creek]

Haven't kissed a man since Tuesday we on a winning streak

[true plover]

Sub dried tomatoes

Sun

[hot creek]

Sub dried tomatoes

[ripe anchor]

you get a small miku sticker

[muted shuttle]

how tf are you kissing men before me

[hot creek]

Interesting

[thick tapir]

you arent a stoner unless its daily or every other day

[true plover]

How do you top your sub

[hot creek]

I have not kissed a man maxine

[true plover]

I like mine with

[ripe anchor]

with balsamic

[muted shuttle]

"Haven't kissed a man since Tuesday we on a winning streak"

[true plover]

Cheddar

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[true plover]

Cheese

[wary badge]

Would you like me to demonstrate

[true plover]

Sandwich

[true plover]

I am more of a visual learner

[desert cairn]

can we get a snipe

[fervent dove]

ivee edited a message

usually to carti's music

Message ID: 1501759850189946951 · May 7, 2026, 1:37 AM

[true plover]

BUT

Not me

[hot creek]

"gay is not okay" - nebula, 2023

[desert cairn]

gay is not okay

gay is not okay

gay is not okay

gay is not okay

gay is not okay

[true plover]

I’ll be in the cuck office

[ripe anchor]

NO

[hot creek]

Didn't you donate to the Trevor project

[desert cairn]

@fervent dove yo

[true plover]

Gurt

[fervent dove]

Shut the fuck up

[desert cairn]

whatever that is

[ripe anchor]

@acoustic nebula yo

[hot creek]

SHUT UP MAXINE!!!!!!!

[desert cairn]

Please lemme tap just once

Pleaseeeeee

[fervent dove]

No

Chud

[hot creek]

You are talking to maxine

Sir

[desert cairn]

Im going to 🍇 you

[fervent dove]

Whattt

[desert cairn]

no

[true plover]

Damn no body want him

[desert cairn]

im talking to gir

[fervent dove]

This is Maxine

[hot creek]

Nebula wants maxine

[true plover]

Fork found in kitchen

[desert cairn]

no youre gir

[thick tapir]

i ate meat today like js hella sausage

[muted shuttle]

Nebula a freak

[desert cairn]

fatass idiotp

[desert cairn]

i ahte gir

[true plover]

fatass idiotp

[fervent dove]

I hate you too

[hot creek]

you ATE gir??

[muted shuttle]

eqMac

[hot creek]

freaky

[desert cairn]

how many calories is in gir @keto

[hot creek]

eqestria mac

[muted shuttle]

No

It's systemwide eq

[hot creek]

my little pony friendship is magical

[hot creek]

Quality program!

[desert cairn]

mid

[muted shuttle]

What's this

[desert cairn]

that lowk looks better

soundsource

[hot creek]

lowk

[muted shuttle]

ah

[hot creek]

lowkirk

[fair sky]

do you mind buying me a bbedit license

[muted shuttle]

no i'm broke

[desert cairn]

ts doesnt even have preamp

[hot creek]

bdedit

bad dragon edit

🔥

[true plover]

Did you finance your MacBook Maxine

[muted shuttle]

no

[true plover]

Wait

[desert cairn]

rich parents bro

[muted shuttle]

My Apple M5 Max 128GB 8TB ?

No

[true plover]

What did you get

Sone

[desert cairn]

My Apple M5 Max 128GB 8TB ?

[true plover]

What the FUCK as you doing

[muted shuttle]

i lied sorry

m5 max 48gb ram 2tb ssd

[true plover]

😭

Even then

[muted shuttle]

14" standard display etc

[desert cairn]

imagine how much furry porn you could generate on that vram

[muted shuttle]

?

[true plover]

What are you doing

Ok wait

[hot creek]

If I ever see a Chrysler SUV with bad dragon stickers on it that runs really poorly and the driver keeps almost hitting curbs I'm ramming it at 200mph

[true plover]

Hold on

[muted shuttle]

gooning in promotion

[muted shuttle]

that's not me

so have fun

[hot creek]

fu

moss

rule 1

[desert cairn]

you'd for sure put bad dragon stickers on your car

[muted shuttle]

??

Im not a freak

[hot creek]

Literally

[true plover]

I need to get stickers for my LAR

Or

Kar

[desert cairn]

i've seen your instagram likes bro

[thick tapir]

jobless talking about a promotion

[muted shuttle]

Also i don't even want bad dragon products

Thanks.

[hot creek]

naw what the hell

[muted shuttle]

??

Whats there

[hot creek]

Is that why you were hitting on Maxine 6.7 seconds ago

[desert cairn]

there was one recently about trans people and pineapplek juice

[true plover]

Hey they’ve got quality shit

So I’ve heard

[fair sky]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/06/jeffrey-epstein-alleged-suicide-note
does this say "it is no treat to be able to chose ones time to say goodbye" or "a treat"

i cant tell

[desert cairn]

hes still alive

[muted shuttle]

i won't be looking into this

[fair sky]

flip the guardian

what does it say

[muted shuttle]

Brooo

[desert cairn]

naidraug

[hot creek]

nyaaaa

[desert cairn]

Both oracles in flight. Per protocol I won't ship any fixes until they return — they may find things I'd miss. Ending response and waiting on system notifications. @velvet zenith @stekc

what the hell

@polar python

[hot creek]

Lying

Both oracles in flight. Per protocol I won't ship any fixes until they return — they may find things I'd miss. Ending response and waiting on system notifications. @velvet zenith @polar python

[polar python]

Okay

[muted shuttle]

im ip banned

[desert cairn]

how u get ip banned from both hypixel and bad dragon

[hot creek]

static IP btw

ts ur IP twin

[muted shuttle]

Nvm i just tried a vpn it doesn't work either

im not ip banned

🎉

[hot creek]

Notice how you know the exact link

[muted shuttle]

i googled it dumbass

[desert cairn]

Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; Intel Mac OS X 10_15_7) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/146.0.0.0 Safari/537.36

[hot creek]

Notice how you knew what to type In

[muted shuttle]

brother

[desert cairn]

clasy car ahh song title

[hot creek]

Dell

I could go for some Kool aid and pizza rn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1360073258128642228/1499942053667147898/togif.gif

[true plover]

Fat ass

[desert cairn]

black

[true plover]

True

[hot creek]

ts got me exhiled from rjb 2024 btw

[desert cairn]

no it didnt

you said you hated blacks and jews

[hot creek]

11/18/24 never forget

[true plover]

Ah it was the Jew part

[desert cairn]

fr

lmao

[true plover]

[muted shuttle]

@hot creek Good news it was the wrong url

[desert cairn]

@hot creek Good news it was the wrong url

[hot creek]

This MF did NOT Google it

[true plover]

@hot creek Good news it was the wrong url

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle Did you get tailscale and a vpn working yet

[muted shuttle]

No you never told me how to do it

[desert cairn]

Ok fuck you

[true plover]

😭

[hot creek]

You'd like that wouldn't you

[muted shuttle]

Wasnt planning on doing ts anyway fuck you

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle What's ur isp

[desert cairn]

i forgot this was rjb i cant call u a slur

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1497952890138918912/1499465618053927002/togif.gif

[velvet zenith]

Do it anyways

Pussy

[true plover]

Well I mean

[velvet zenith]

50 wp is nothing

[hot creek]

Spectrum

[true plover]

You still could

Just saying

[hot creek]

Knew it

[desert cairn]

100 wp for gamer word

[true plover]

[velvet zenith]

Why u need this again

[desert cairn]

so i can use tailskcale and windscribe at the same time

[muted shuttle]

xbox live

[desert cairn]

i should just install windscribe on my router lowk

[hot creek]

100wp for the PewDiePie bridge word but instaban for a blue sky account

[true plover]

My paws are rigid

[hot creek]

My paws are rigid

[desert cairn]

ball knowledge

My discord:

[true plover]

Balls

[hot creek]

Am I the only person that made a 3d map of my cock and balls with the faceid IR camera

[muted shuttle]

hm

[muted shuttle]

?

[hot creek]

I could 3d print my cock and balls if I wanted to

[desert cairn]

lowk based

[hot creek]

Sending the STL file to nebula

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn U know that course tracker + auto enroll thing i was talking about like a f ew days ago

[true plover]

[hot creek]

Is this bluesmy

[muted shuttle]

yea

[desert cairn]

the one that you thought would steal your ssn or sum

[hot creek]

Ur shit got me warned too

[true plover]

It’s a 0kb file

[muted shuttle]

Skill isue

[velvet zenith]

I didnt think so because i wasnt going to use it

[hot creek]

I remember it like it was yesterday

Aaron was online and told me to remove it

[velvet zenith]

Theyre getting cavity searched by the univerity it department probably

[hot creek]

However I was autism focusing on a fucked up display port adapter

[velvet zenith]

The local newspaper is trying to make a story out of it

And the university also posted on their insta stories to keep your passwords safe and not to share them

[true plover]

Who tf is sharing passwords

[hot creek]

I'm calling in a terrorist threat to every olive garden in [reacted]

[muted shuttle]

?

[true plover]

Wait

[vapid spruce]

it'll only be 4 print layers 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹

[true plover]

Maxine what position are you at the garden

I forgor

[hot creek]

?

[muted shuttle]

nothing cause i didn't get hired

[true plover]

Oh

[muted shuttle]

did i tell you the story

[true plover]

Do you have a job?

No

😭

[hot creek]

Freak

[muted shuttle]

basically

[true plover]

Oh god

[hot creek]

She meowed at them

[muted shuttle]

applied for dishwasher position

[hot creek]

And got fired

[desert cairn]

foid

[hot creek]

I told her not to

[muted shuttle]

interview was scheduled

i go to interview

[hot creek]

Foid

[muted shuttle]

interview goes well i think

then at the end they tell me "Yea this position isnt open rn. ..."

[hot creek]

Did they actually wait for u to finish the ENTIRE interview??

[muted shuttle]

???

[desert cairn]

lol

[muted shuttle]

I think so yeah??

[hot creek]

Mf forgot

[true plover]

Blue balling a position is crazy work

[hot creek]

Ts was 5 hours ago btw

[true plover]

[muted shuttle]

it was yesterday

[hot creek]

Dementia

[desert cairn]

they either just didnt like you or they were just trolling basically

@velvet zenith 99 problems and they all bitches

[true plover]

😭

[hot creek]

Both are based

@velvet zenith 99 problems and they all femboys

[true plover]

Maxine

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith All 26 tests pass. Now verifying iOS build with Swift changes:

[true plover]

Don’t do food service

Please

[hot creek]

Maxine

[true plover]

As someone who’s trying to get out

Don’t do it

[hot creek]

Food service is fine when ur washing dishes

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle why dont you like apply at a home depot or something

best buyu

[muted shuttle]

idk

[true plover]

It’s a slippery slope

[desert cairn]

wal mart

[true plover]

I was a dishwasher

Now I’m a line cook

[desert cairn]

arent you like 25

[true plover]

21

[velvet zenith]

U have to be 18 to work at home depot

[true plover]

I’m not that old damn

😭

[hot creek]

@true plover Bro our local chilli's emailed me PERSONALLY asking if I wanted to be a line cook???

[desert cairn]

Guess what

[muted shuttle]

Im 18

DUmbass

[hot creek]

I've never worked at chillis

[velvet zenith]

Not mentally

[muted shuttle]

?

[true plover]

Sysco food

[muted shuttle]

Fym not mentally

[wary badge]

??

[true plover]

I think they use Sysco

[hot creek]

Wtf Sysco food

[muted shuttle]

Hello jeff

[true plover]

Yeah?

Sysco

Yk

[wary badge]

Hello maxine

[true plover]

The food distribution company

[wary badge]

Can i be whitelisted yet

[muted shuttle]

Cisco

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[muted shuttle]

No

[true plover]

Wrong one

[hot creek]

HELP

MODS

[true plover]

LOL

[muted shuttle]

What

Hi

Whats up

[true plover]

She did that shit quick

[hot creek]

IM TELLING

[true plover]

😭

[muted shuttle]

I didnt do anything

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1460555910530334720/1461669150496784519/watermark.gif

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Wow i can work at home depot and get paid 20 dollars an hour instead of 18

[hot creek]

@desert cairn Wow i can work at femboy cock depot and get paid 20 dollars an hour instead of 18

[desert cairn]

wow

[muted shuttle]

To see more than one page of jobs, create an account or sign in

[velvet zenith]

But its overnight and not day

[desert cairn]

thats like 8 usd

[muted shuttle]

Dog im not making an account for indeed

Useless

[desert cairn]

why not

[velvet zenith]

why not

[hot creek]

Not even lying I read that as inbreed

[vapid spruce]

https://bsky.app/profile/mag.ferret.ink/post/3ml7uw4lu2k2r

mag (@mag.ferret.ink)

Reposts

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Likes

1038

Bluesky · May 6, 2026, 11:42 PM

[muted shuttle]

Cause theyre gonna send me too much shit and maybe show me a guy on my wrist or something

[hot creek]

?

[velvet zenith]

all this talk about getting and looking for a job yet you wont make an account for one of the many ways to see jobs in 1 area

[desert cairn]

icloud hide my email

[hot creek]

remail

nebula mail

[velvet zenith]

She doesnt have icloud+

[hot creek]

Lmaoooo

Broke mf

[desert cairn]

she has rich parents im sure she does

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985270005853745262/1457605797818400848/watermark.gif

[muted shuttle]

Yes i do?

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

It's 99 cents a month dog

[true plover]

Frr

[muted shuttle]

I can pay that myself

[velvet zenith]

Just use icloud hide my email then

[muted shuttle]

Useless

[hot creek]

Got 4k in her cash app and still doing ts bro

[true plover]

Keep that thang on me

[hot creek]

Fucking cappp 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Ok then have fun searching a job portal for each business manually then

Idk what else to tell you

[muted shuttle]

Thx

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-linux-aplay-urandom-random-gif-26003711

[hot creek]

Me and who

[true plover]

I’d call you a slur if I could

[velvet zenith]

Isd it work ign

[fair sky]

What skills do you have

[hot creek]

You can

[fair sky]

meowing?

[desert cairn]

ABout to git push

[muted shuttle]

i know how to use a computer

[hot creek]

MEOW

[true plover]

Community moderation

[hot creek]

Very important in a dishwasher position

[muted shuttle]

im good at computer

[muted shuttle]

i dont need that for a dishwasher position u can tell im easily qualified for that

[hot creek]

-< clan tag btw

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[hot creek]

Neko sanctuary v3 clan tag

[muted shuttle]

?

Im banned from neko sanctuary

[hot creek]

Is it cuz u turned 18

[desert cairn]

get a job as a social media manager

[thick tapir]

dawg apply for jobs not on listings

[vapid spruce]

no clan tag btw

[fair sky]

Show up and ask and bring a simple résumé

[true plover]

Maxine go to a mom and pop place

[thick tapir]

ask ppl who have family businesses

[fair sky]

For as many places

[true plover]

They’re always hiring

[thick tapir]

fr

[hot creek]

what's wrong with seeing men.... On your wrist

[muted shuttle]

hmm

[hot creek]

Drool emoji

[muted shuttle]

nnothing wrong with it

[hot creek]

Men!

[thick tapir]

or go on local facebook

[thick tapir]

page

[true plover]

Fr

[hot creek]

Mf stuttering on discord

[thick tapir]

s

[hot creek]

e

[true plover]

x

[thick tapir]

x

[hot creek]

h

[true plover]

Discord sex

[fair sky]

you could also sell something in your neighborhood

[thick tapir]

i

[fair sky]

but i imagine if youre a mod in a discord server you dont rlly like socializing irl anyways

[true plover]

😭

[fair sky]

so either get out of comfort zone or find something in comfort zone

[thick tapir]

none of ur friends have businesses?

[fair sky]

mroe stuff out of it most likely

[muted shuttle]

not to be the "average discord mod" or something but i lowkey hate talking to people in public

i always overthink conversations i have

[true plover]

🥀

[hot creek]

Ms Maxine avalyn frye

[fair sky]

are you neurodivergent?

i am

[muted shuttle]

maybe

[hot creek]

Yes

[fair sky]

fs

[hot creek]

100%

[fair sky]

100% i am

[true plover]

Do you have to ask

🥀🫩

[muted shuttle]

i have adhd, but not sure about anything else

[fair sky]

same

[hot creek]

Holy quirky

^w^

[true plover]

I think most people here do

Autism too

[hot creek]

I have whatever disease Zion has just less worse

[muted shuttle]

gay?

[hot creek]

No

[true plover]

Depression

[hot creek]

No

[true plover]

Oh

Well idk what then

[hot creek]

Mf called gay a disease

[muted shuttle]

as a joke .

[true plover]

[hot creek]

Friendly fire

[desert cairn]

it is

[true plover]

true

I will cough on you

And you will get hay

Gay

[hot creek]

PLEASR DONT

DO NOT SPREAD IT

[true plover]

You already have it

It’s in the air

[hot creek]

DO NOT SPREAD IT ON MY FACE

[true plover]

Sonion

.

[hot creek]

.

[wary badge]

How does ts even make sense

[hot creek]

Hi Jeff

[true plover]

Whar

[wary badge]

I just weighed in the lowest ive weighed in months at 10pm

[true plover]

How does Whar make cents

[hot creek]

Jeff u never pegged me

:(

[wary badge]

-4lbs of this morning

[true plover]

Cents in the dollar

[hot creek]

Me lowkirk

Eat mcdonalds

[true plover]

Piss

Water

[hot creek]

PISS

[true plover]

Weight

[narrow crown]

i dont weigh myself cuz i dont gaf

[wary badge]

Youre usually ur lightest first thing in morning

I wake up pee shit and weigh in

[true plover]

True aster I shit

After

At least 10lbs

[hot creek]

Aster

[true plover]

Ass

[chilly bear]

that must hurt

[wary badge]

You lose like 2lbs in ur sleep even if u dont pee or shit in the morning

[desert cairn]

How much does your piss weigh 👀

[wary badge]

Or i do at least

[narrow crown]

10 pounds of shit and piss in my body

[wary badge]

Why tf u wanna know lil bro

[true plover]

Pissmaxing

[hot creek]

@wary badge Is it dark red

[true plover]

Fruit punch

Flavor

[wary badge]

Whoever invented the stuff in toilets that turns pee red is a geniuses indeed

[true plover]

What

[desert cairn]

true

[true plover]

Red piss

[narrow crown]

um.. its supposed to be red when it comes out of your dick

[true plover]

RGB piss

[hot creek]

Why does my pee taste like nebula's hands

[wary badge]

Oh shit is it

[true plover]

Coins

[wary badge]

Why do u know what either of those taste like

[desert cairn]

?

[true plover]

You don’t dipstick your piss?

[hot creek]

I bite my nails a lot and sometimes I forget there's piss on my hands

[narrow crown]

well yea if ur on ur period

[wary badge]

Oh true

[true plover]

Piss hands piss hands

[hot creek]

Yummy!

[true plover]

Maxine

[hot creek]

Fr

[chilly bear]

something something jef old

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle Furry freak

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle Furry freak

[narrow crown]

jef menopause??

[true plover]

My bad

[hot creek]

@true plover is Zion short for zionist

[true plover]

No

[desert cairn]

yeah

[true plover]

NO

[hot creek]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

?

[true plover]

I’m gonna change my name

Actually that’s too much work

Idgaf

[hot creek]

You love Jews don't you

[true plover]

I hate my family

[hot creek]

How come everyone hates Israel but loves Israeli people

[true plover]

Who?

[hot creek]

The jews

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1391243440766845058/watermark.gif

[hot creek]

Where TF this come from

[desert cairn]

the steak

[true plover]

A dog burying her bone

[wary badge]

Damn bros leaking

[desert cairn]

lowk might be a leak

[true plover]

[desert cairn]

womp

[hot creek]

Do not encourage maxine

[hot creek]

It's ok Keto said it was fine to leak it

[desert cairn]

fr

[true plover]

You will be once I get my hands on you

[wary badge]

Bitchcard

[hot creek]

My husband when I piss on the floor

quoted from unknown

[desert cairn]

i have that gif somewhere but i cant leak :/

[hot creek]

Do it u wont

No balls

[wary badge]

Nebby….

[true plover]

Wya

[desert cairn]

Oprah WinfreyRole icon, Member Edition — 10:12 PM
Nebby….

[thick tapir]

yo ive pissed blood before 2/10 experience

[desert cairn]

ok

[true plover]

I’ll get the rope

[wary badge]

Hoboken new jersey

[hot creek]

What did it taste like

[muted shuttle]

Fake

[thick tapir]

its was when my balls swelled up like 4x and hurt when i moved them

[hot creek]

No it isreal

[desert cairn]

how was the experience

[hot creek]

🇮🇱

[thick tapir]

was just one ball i think it died or something

[desert cairn]

??

[hot creek]

Pee is stored in the balls

[true plover]

Bros ball died

[chilly bear]

type shit

[desert cairn]

shit

[true plover]

Shit

[thick tapir]

idk it did something

something that probably isnt good

[true plover]

UTI

[hot creek]

Whenever I move my left leg my left nut goes back up into my body

[true plover]

Thank you classy for telling us

[desert cairn]

to maxine probably

[hot creek]

FR

[desert cairn]

🍇

[true plover]

This fuck ass dog