general

[muted shuttle]

job interview

[chilly bear]

@half compass i have a math test on thursday what should i do?

[muted shuttle]

I've never gone through a job interview before

Idk what to expect

I'm just scared

[half compass]

Swearing by Allah is a powerful thing. If you say wallahi, then break that oath, you have to do one of the following:

Feed 10 poor people
Clothe 10 poor people
Free a slave

And if you can’t do any, you have to fast for 3 days consecutively
(Qur’an 5:89)

[muted shuttle]

It's something new in life

[chilly bear]

can i drink water?

[thick tapir]

its a job interview you go in and answer the questions

[half compass]

Haram

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle how’s my mii

[muted shuttle]

Shot dead

[untold helm]

????

Wtf

[ornate latch]

Create a clanker mii named foid in honour of foidai

[exotic thistle]

has aaron released ios 18.1 untether jb yet

[manic tulip]

@glacial valve rediscovered this banger

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1266535437967691826/1332068611275227238/caption.gif

[untold helm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[rich bough]

Oi

[frosty grail]

@glacial valve @muted shuttle @manic tulip @obtuse ruin

[muted shuttle]

interesting

[rich bough]

Hi

[half compass]

Toxic gossip train

[lusty obsidian]

forgot i did this\

did this in uhh

emerald?

i think

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/benjamin-netanyahu-israel-netanyahu-jew-gif-6884047871127669706

[frosty grail]

@desert cairn @polar python @manic tulip @obtuse ruin

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760671941177770015/1239309261129908374/Hydrate_is_a_pussy.gif

please ignore the filename of this gif i did not name it.

[obtuse ruin]

He meant 16player

[frosty grail]

goyplayer

16goy

[burnt kite]

'https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760671941177770015/1239309261129908374/Hydrate_is_a_pussy.gif'

[frosty grail]

goyfs

[simple drift]

hdml how are the rabbits

[manic tulip]

noticed too hard

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1497952890138918912/1499465618053927002/togif.gif

[quiet frigate]

Does anyone have a discord link of a non jailbreak server?

[chilly bear]

im DEAD

[quiet frigate]

Seriously

[chilly bear]

types of discord servers:

• jailbreak servers
• non jailbreak servers

[quiet frigate]

I cant find one

[wide sky]

Anyone heard of https://getutm.app apparently u can run VM on iOS

[chilly bear]

woah

wtf

is that real??

[wide sky]

Wondering the same

[chilly bear]

palantir.gov

[untold helm]

Heard of it, though it sucks if you aren’t on a version that supports hypervisor

[desert cairn]

so basically all of them

[wide sky]

Got it

[untold helm]

(Which is like 16.4 and below and only on some SOCs (M1/A15 and one or 2 more)

[velvet zenith]

Hi

[desert cairn]

Hi

@polar python tap in

[burnt kite]

https://fixupx.com/bekaaraaadmi/status/2051174092775288834

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FixupX · May 4, 2026, 5:36 AM

[ornate latch]

what is this

claude code desktop?

[desert cairn]

yes

and cowork

[muted shuttle]

Im only 50% gay

[hot creek]

There gotta be a spectrum or something bro

[muted shuttle]

Whar

[ornate latch]

"spectrum"

hey buddy that's called autism

[hot creek]

Maxine has Asperger's

[vapid spruce]

like the internet

[ornate latch]

DNI

[hot creek]

They renamed it because the name sounded too cool

Cocks like the home internet

[muted shuttle]

No i dont

[hot creek]

Do u actually not

[ornate latch]

i'm pretty sure it's because asperger was a doctor who worked with the nazis

[hot creek]

How the fuck is maxine not autistic

[muted shuttle]

Well

I havent been tested

So

[hot creek]

Ah

[muted shuttle]

Maybe im autistic maybe im not

[hot creek]

Knew it

You should get tested

[uncut token]

Did you use chat jipiti to make that

📍Aldi Quiché, Guatemala

[muted shuttle]

tomorrow.

[ornate latch]

Ok

[hot creek]

Whom arth thou calling?

MY ASSHOLE HURTS!!!!

[ornate latch]

Sorry

[wary badge]

?

[obsidian bloom]

Trade anyone 4 my x?

[hot creek]

It's ok i forgive u

Asshole entry costs $10 though

[half compass]

@ornate latch https://www.tnktok.com/t/ZTktad6Tw/

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fxTikTok · Apr 6, 2026, 12:33 PM

[ornate latch]

what the fuck am i watching

[half compass]

Just wait

[vocal plinth]

That is why you are a cheap dirty ass std ridden hoe.

[vocal plinth]

Stuffing yourself with potatoes chips is not a good way to recover

[chilly bear]

https://www.tnktok.com/@jydnclips/video/7635988831958781206

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fxTikTok · May 4, 2026, 10:56 AM

[hot creek]

Jeff referenced

[half compass]

https://www.tnktok.com/t/ZTktaycYG/

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fxTikTok · Apr 20, 2026, 3:50 AM

[chilly bear]

i haven't gotten one like this yet.

negative aura.

[half compass]

soon bro soon

don’t worry.

[ornate latch]

@half compass Did you hear

[hot creek]

Where can i buy this i want to mail it to maxine

Finna have $100 total soon i gotta work next friday

[untold helm]

iPhone 4 for X?

[vocal plinth]

Unfortunately it is out of reach for your broke ass

[hot creek]

Aw man

Who up shitting

[muted shuttle]

Not a call but a job interview

Scary

[half compass]

Never

[hot creek]

Terrifying

Librarian?

God trump is so sexy. I wish he had different politics because I want to stuff him like a roast turkey

Appeared on my timeline btw

[ornate latch]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

Fr

Im actually scared

I’ve never had a job I’ve never been in a job interview

What if they ask me something thats hard to answer do I just sit there and stare at the wall while I think

Or keep saying um as I look around the room

[ornate latch]

yeah we know

[muted shuttle]

Cause I do that shit too much

[hot creek]

Js like start meowing at them bro

U need to shoot for the diversity hire

[muted shuttle]

No bro

[hot creek]

Sob sob sob

Me referenced

[untold helm]

What if the employer is a fellow furry

[narrow crown]

say "would you give me a moment to think on it?" stay calm and respond

[muted shuttle]

I want this job I’m not gonna tell them I’m part of the alphabet

[muted shuttle]

bbut

[hot creek]

F for i want this fuxkin job

[narrow crown]

diversity hires do not exist, there are companies that hire queers and companies that dont

[muted shuttle]

then that’s awkward they will stare at me while I think

it’s so fucking awkward doing that I hate it 😭😭😭

[untold helm]

a

[hot creek]

s

[real cobalt]

@muted shuttle what kind of job is it

[hot creek]

perfect

[muted shuttle]

literally just dishwasher at olive garden

[narrow crown]

they dont mind if you take a few seconds to respond thoughtfully, it's a sign of intelligence and lets u give a good, measured response

[hot creek]

paw variety

[real cobalt]

You'll be fine

[muted shuttle]

I may be overthinking this

[real cobalt]

They won't ask any hard questions

[hot creek]

Bro wtf that's like almost the exact same job i have

[untold helm]

I feel like your paws would get all soggy no?

[hot creek]

Italian resturant dish washer

Wtf

[muted shuttle]

Yeah well i can do it better

[real cobalt]

It's just to gauge your personality and see what type of person you are

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[hot creek]

NUH UH

[untold helm]

What if you guys are going to work w eachother

[real cobalt]

Think of it as a conversation

[muted shuttle]

Check my profile bro.

[fervent dove]

@hot creek's timezone is US/Central
It is currently 10:03 PM CDT

[muted shuttle]

Hm

[narrow crown]

you have a job?

[fervent dove]

@muted shuttle's timezone is US/Central
It is currently 10:03 PM CDT

[hot creek]

Oh shit

[hot creek]

Yes

[real cobalt]

Prepare a bit just in case but don't stress too much

[hot creek]

Well

[muted shuttle]

Okie

[hot creek]

Not legally

[untold helm]

There is a non 0 chance you guys could work together

[muted shuttle]

Im still gonna overthink it lowkey

[real cobalt]

Go on Google to see what you can expect from olive garden interviews

[hot creek]

I cover my mom's shifts and they pay my mom for that like she had worked

And then she gives me the money

[narrow crown]

shocker

[hot creek]

But like technically im not legally employed thee

[hot creek]

When they ask u what u do for a living u better not say larp on discord

[real cobalt]

They'll probably just want to know if you'll do the work or if you're a jackass

[narrow crown]

^

and if you can be trusted to. like. show up on time

[real cobalt]

Unless you're the worst person ever you're going to be hired even if you think the interview went bad

[hot creek]

do NOT paw on the job WORST mistake of my life

[narrow crown]

this is not necessarily true for tr-----s

[muted shuttle]

I mean I want money I’ll do the job

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle Do u know anything about the olive garden dishwashing or no is it foreign territory

[real cobalt]

Then you'll be hired

[muted shuttle]

No lowkey

[hot creek]

Cuz with my job my mom told me a little about what happened back thee

[muted shuttle]

I washed dishes at home bro

I got this

[real cobalt]

You don't need experience to wash dishes

[hot creek]

They had us scrub the crunchies off the dishes rinse them and then put them in the dishwasher

[real cobalt]

This is by definition a first job

[muted shuttle]

Sob

[narrow crown]

no SOAP??

[muted shuttle]

Hope they pay well

[hot creek]

First day i worked was the busiest they've literally ever been

[muted shuttle]

For washing dishes

[real cobalt]

Probably minimum wage

[hot creek]

Lots of soap

[muted shuttle]

Ok yay

[narrow crown]

expect minimum wage in your state

[hot creek]

The dishwasher uses bleach and soap so it's kind of idiot proof

[muted shuttle]

Whatever money is money

[narrow crown]

min wage can be really bad

[hot creek]

However the dishwasher sometimes leaves bleach on the dishes

[real cobalt]

Youre young you don't need a lot of money

[hot creek]

Silverware especially

[muted shuttle]

I gotta buy ewaste

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle How much an hour do they pay

[hot creek]

FR

[half compass]

https://www.tnktok.com/t/ZTktaGPc9/

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[real cobalt]

You'll make more than enough for that

[muted shuttle]

Dog read chat

[muted shuttle]

Yay.

[velvet zenith]

@real cobalt This album is gonna be like 15 minutes long bro

[hot creek]

U know u can find ts out by just googling ur location olive garden dishwasher indeed right?

[real cobalt]

12 songs 2 minutes each

[muted shuttle]

Hey dumbass do you think I’m stupid

I’ve looked

[hot creek]

Yes

Next question

[velvet zenith]

Close enough

[hot creek]

Do they not have it listed

How tf u even find out bruh

[velvet zenith]

Youre getting minimum wage

[real cobalt]

You can ask at the interview

[velvet zenith]

If youre lucky theyll increase your pay a bit after a year or so

[hot creek]

On netanyahu u get paid less than $12.50 an hour

That's what i make

[velvet zenith]

At least thats what they did for me but i dont work as a dishwasher

[narrow crown]

usually the interviewer asks me about wage expectations first

[muted shuttle]

I’m gonna ask for $12.51 an hour just to piss you off

[real cobalt]

Last for me

[hot creek]

Maxine ur finna be cooked if they pay u minimum wage

Isn't that shit $7

[real cobalt]

Depends on the state

[hot creek]

The best part about knowing your home address is that i can google it

[velvet zenith]

i dont think my job ever asked me for my wage expectations

[hot creek]

Welp looks like they don't have a minimum wage

[velvet zenith]

Idk its been like 4 years

[muted shuttle]

?

[narrow crown]

first as in before i get to ask about wage, its usually towards the end of the interview

[real cobalt]

Oh yea

[hot creek]

:3

:3

Christian how do u have a job

You've been on roblox an hour bro

Wtf this guy doing 😭😭😭😭😭

[narrow crown]

fucking robloxian

[hot creek]

Speedrunning roblox jailbreak while jailbreaking my phone

While breaking out of prison

[narrow crown]

who up breaking they jail

[half compass]

Im hard

[hot creek]

Hi hard im classycar

[chilly bear]

@dense valve @half compass @untold helm how to fix guru meditation?

[dense valve]

Idk

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith What do you want

[untold helm]

go away

[half compass]

Remove your testicles

[untold helm]

He’s playing a minor game of Roblox

[chilly bear]

don't need to tell me.
-# (tip2tip reference)

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1459942067500355817/togif.gif

[velvet zenith]

Hi

Im being a readme developer rn

[half compass]

@chilly bear Let’s play with ourselves

like mcsr ranked i mean

cuz ur playing in singleplayer

[chilly bear]

but that requires booting windows

and also getting out of bed

[chilly bear]

no

[hot creek]

FEET

[half compass]

What does he want

[hot creek]

Hiiii ur icloud storage is full twin!!!

[untold helm]

Who tf u texting on settings

[half compass]

Apple support

[velvet zenith]

New update availab

e

[untold helm]

That’s through support or messages tho

[chilly bear]

back off buddy, he wants me more

[half compass]

Sure bro

[chilly bear]

has it really been 41.135 years

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/shalom-dog-shalom-shabbat-shalom-yiddish-israel-gif-6258241991683400302

[untold helm]

I feel more like Aaron

[burnt kite]

job

[chilly bear]

apple is freaking awesome for this

[half compass]

wait

you can do this

i forgot

im a stupid idiot

[fresh stump]

Right? That’s the only reason I pay for ICloud+

[chilly bear]

yep.

[ornate latch]

we know

[ornate latch]

same person btw

[chilly bear]

surely that's not the only reason-

[burnt kite]

There's this thing called job

[half compass]

broooo i miss the day kirk died

[ornate latch]

yeah you need it

[half compass]

i remember i lowkey just got out of the er

when it happened

it was so fucking funny

[chilly bear]

@half compass my throat hurts probably cuz i keep hitting this vape on 0% eliquid what do i do?

[chilly bear]

did you die?

[fresh stump]

I have Nextcloud, Immich, and a huge ass hard drive which I used to store my stuff. It’s the only reason.

[ornate latch]

unfortunately not

[half compass]

no unfortunately

it’s very sad

[chilly bear]

but icloud is so nice

nextcloud is slop.

maybe mcloud will fix this...

[half compass]

how do i scam amazon into giving me free aws

[dense valve]

ask nicely

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Alexander catto

He knows how to help you

[dense valve]

https://imgur.com/l11OvAm

[half compass]

I never said anything about scraped keys buddy

That’s all he’s good for

[ornate latch]

Not even that

[chilly bear]

just buy one from those refund shops

[half compass]

True

[ornate latch]

Scraping is doing this but for free

Tap in

[chilly bear]

yk cuz when someone returns something to amazon it doesn't actually go back to amazon it gets sold off for 1% original price

[half compass]

@ornate latch Hello i would like to receive 6 to 7 voidai admin keys

[ornate latch]

Thx

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/rolled-ice-cream-sweet-cold-scrape-gif-14205732

[fresh stump]

Hey anyone want to hear a funny story?

[ornate latch]

no

[half compass]

https://www.tnktok.com/t/ZTktmxTCM/

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[narrow crown]

yessy

[ornate latch]

what even is this

[half compass]

America

[ornate latch]

why are you getting content for toddlers in your feed

[half compass]

Indonesia

India

PAKISTAN 🇵🇰

[fresh stump]

I made this in MS Paint when I was 16.
https://lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Open_Relationship

[half compass]

Why aren’t you

[narrow crown]

lmao it looks like india

[ornate latch]

all roads lead to india

[half compass]

None of yall are ever gonna know about the yaoi i get on my tiktok feed

Im gatekeeping

Its too good

[chilly bear]

ok good

[ornate latch]

Where

[half compass]

Inside your asshole

[ornate latch]

Sorry

[half compass]

Ill put my fist inside of it

[ornate latch]

Ok

[narrow crown]

but im a freak

[chilly bear]

https://gockx.com/3pical/status/2051304482642723209

Epical (@3pical)

why are they doing this #create #aeronautics

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[fresh stump]

The intent was to create the ugliest possible pride flag. And yet, I came up with such a good symbolism explanation that there was a second flag which was designed from that description, AND mine is still better.

[narrow crown]

its really ugly also i dont think everthing needs a flag

neon green and orange, hot pink and awkward grey

[ornate latch]

Xrt is actively sending me inappropriate content

[fresh stump]

That was kinda half the point at the time.

[narrow crown]

hell of a color palette

[untold helm]

This is why open relationships get so much hate

[half compass]

Fuck you

[fresh stump]

Orange represents the balance between multiple relationships. Grey represents the shade of grey that society sees with these kinds of relationships. Green represents the openness between partners. A red infinity heart is also included.

[ornate latch]

ok no

i actually need to delete that

[half compass]

Bro finally opened the link

[ornate latch]

yeah i regret it

[half compass]

Inshallah

My tiktok feed is just too goated for you

https://www.tnktok.com/t/ZTktuUYam/

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fxTikTok · Apr 8, 2026, 5:14 PM

[untold helm]

@narrow crown

[ornate latch]

what the fuck are we even doing atp

[narrow crown]

ragebait

[fresh stump]

It wasn’t literally intended to be a real flag, there just wasn’t already a flag for the thing it’s supposed to represent and the thing it represents just happens to be real.

[half compass]

https://www.tnktok.com/t/ZTktuNQde/

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[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[fresh stump]

I do like the second one, but I like my heart symbol more.

[chilly bear]

no

unblock oracle

[half compass]

ok my shit is too fucked now

[untold helm]

@hot creek are you emojigender

[chilly bear]

literally me

[half compass]

@ornate latch https://www.tnktok.com/t/ZTktuyS2S/

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[chilly bear]

https://www.tnktok.com/@adshow.off/video/7635672900204334358

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fxTikTok · May 3, 2026, 2:30 PM

[narrow crown]

hi i um im the emoji

i identify as

[untold helm]

Hi self

[vocal plinth]

I identify as or

[half compass]

yeah okay bro

[hot creek]

Yes

I identify as 🫃

[ornate latch]

i think you're just really fat

[ashen basin]

Tough

[narrow crown]

hard read

[trail acorn]

26.5 won’t let me download the pride wallpapers 😢

[untold helm]

Google

[chilly bear]

@half compass

[tame sonnet]

Troll store?

I need iOS 26 trollstore

[hot creek]

Why does my balls smell like dog food

[chilly bear]

that's not normal

[hot creek]

Lowk I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 months but my toothbrush has dawn dish soap on it

[half compass]

You need to be shot

[cinder pebble]

Just use sidestore and add the app refresh in automation shortcut

[fresh stump]

My favorite emoji

The twemoji seems to capture so much regret

[alpine spoke]

How does ps5 have newer firmware that can be jailbroken than apple

[uncut token]

my password is the last 8 digits of pi

[vestal gull]

i identify as

[obtuse ruin]

apple takes security seriously meanwhile sony left 20 year old CVEs unpatched on their latest devices

[slim loom]

gm

[pallid wigeon]

hey. anyone know if the 26.5 RC is in dev beta or public beta?

[carmine elk]

frr

and tjr model numerscare flin gibberish

btw i pirated ur tweKs

[obtuse ruin]

[manic tulip]

its supposed to be a release version so

[glacial valve]

icrazeware when crazefinder

[manic tulip]

but it is advertised in dev beta/public beta

[pallid wigeon]

oke ty

[ruby copper]

@split nimbus @onyx urchin happy bevrijdingsdag

[rich dune]

whar

oh

[carmine elk]

i lwk cant forget this jiix moment

[terse dome]

what do the germans think of this holiday

[carmine elk]

frr

fuck

[loud valve]

whasgood

im bacc

i got discord runnin on the wii

[ebon gulch]

this is peak 🔥

[loud valve]

next up is running SerenityOS on the Wii

[lime carbon]

yo @obtuse ruin i’ve been using that nexus tweak with the font and it’s perfect but i woke up this morning and my device was in safe mode but i noticed yesterday that it was respringing every so often with the nexus tweak installed but every other lock screen tweak is fine so idk what’s up with it but yea | i’m on a iPhone 7 iOS 15.8.7 latest Dopamine Beta 2

shush

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1500984722522771476/IMG_9893.gif

[carmine elk]

js found out my class tv runs linux

outdated linux tho

modded ubuntu 20.04 w stock gnome

[coral fog]

what about it?

[glacial valve]

Backing up "iPad"

[runic goblet]

chat

i am about to procure myself an iphone 14 pro

said phone is on 26.4.2

to everyone's knowledge there shouldn't be a way to "forcefully activate™️" the iphone right

so that when i reset and test the phone and all i shouldn't get fucked

[terse dome]

what on earth is that supposed to mean

[runic goblet]

fmi

[terse dome]

yes but what about it; what fucks you over after resetting

[true plover]

AAAAAAA

[terse dome]

if the phone has fmi on pre-reset it'll have activation lock, otherwise not

[runic goblet]

sellers in my country got some black magic to like skip that thing off stolen phones. rules for those phones is you can't reset it

[true plover]

The new pride clock face is pretty cool

Custom colors

From a preset

[terse dome]

so then what

i mean i don't recommend you buy those phones obviously

but like if you know resetting's going to fuck it up why would you reset it

[runic goblet]

i don't know if they got those skips in place. i'm just paranoid man

[terse dome]

ask the seller

and also buy it in such a way that you can get a refund

[stark spruce]

just ask him to reset it

before

lol

[runic goblet]

true...

[true plover]

When I got my ceramic s5 it had find my on

I messaged the seller and within 30 mins it was unlocked

[runic goblet]

market on my region is dirty as shit man

it's just the way it is

[terse dome]

oh i thought that referred to the Samsung Galaxy S5

[true plover]

lol

[runic goblet]

people selling locked iphones as "good, no issues" then you reset the thing and it's GONE

[true plover]

This beauty

[runic goblet]

beautiful

[true plover]

Really wished they stuck with ceramic longer

[runic goblet]

what's the top of the line for AW en

rn

Ti?

[true plover]

Ye I think

But ceramic is nice

It looks clean

And doesn’t scratch

[runic goblet]

my s0's edition is fucking solid gold

s1/s2?

[true plover]

Gold

I want the grey ceramic

Though it’s a s3

And I don’t have a device that supports that watchOS version

Guess I’d have to buy an older iPhone too

[carmine elk]

pretty sure u can pair it w a newer ios

i paired my se1 on watchos 10 w my ip16 on 26.1

[true plover]

Ah

[split nimbus]

<@&558709886397972481> https://x.com/aaronp613/status/2051614361735528470?s=46&t=6ncg-QvoIf51PSl0QMXLcA

Aaron (@aaronp613)

Last night, Apple accidentally published an internal app onto the App Store for 2 hours.

Look at the status bar in that product screenshot

X · May 5, 2026, 10:45 AM

WOW

DID U DOWNLOAD IT

[spark gale]

Yes

[split nimbus]

DID IT RUN

[spark gale]

It says open on top

[split nimbus]

CAN U SEND VIDEO OF THE APP

[spark gale]

It’s gated behind Apple Connect

[split nimbus]

o

so where can u go in the app

u have to login

[spark gale]

Yeah

[split nimbus]

so it’s useless

[spark gale]

App itself yes

[split nimbus]

do u have the modified status bar when u open the app

[spark gale]

That’s a screenshot from internal ui device

[split nimbus]

o

[terse dome]

internal apps are on the app store now right just gated behind accounts or sumn

well

some

[split nimbus]

ooo

[heavy idol]

Hwro

Hewo

[split nimbus]

HELLO

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1501188313812570162/IMG_9897.gif

[gusty gulch]

i can’t sleep

[vapid spruce]

so cute

[burnt kite]

@ornate latch job

Is bro's favorite word

[alpine chasm]

I mean you deconstructed it anyways right

[spark gale]

Perhaps

[alpine chasm]

Limiting legal liability I see

[vernal grove]

hello

Hello everyone, I am Vietnamese.

I want to meet your admin.

[half compass]

Hi Vietnamese

It’s nice to meet you

[vernal grove]

Hi, I'd like to ask when it will be possible to install Troll Store on iOS 15.8.7?

[carmine elk]

@spark gale meet him

[charred ridge]

What is that name 💀

[muted shuttle]

thanks pinterest

fuck you pinterest!!!!!

[velvet zenith]

What are you looking at on pinterest

[vernal grove]

The name was chosen just for fun.💩

[muted shuttle]

I dont have to tell u

[charred ridge]

Crazy work 💀

[velvet zenith]

U lookin at some freak shit

[muted shuttle]

??

[terse dome]

more ideas motivation

[muted shuttle]

Who tf uses pinterest for that

[velvet zenith]

U

[muted shuttle]

No

[vernal grove]

:)))

[charred ridge]

:VVV

[vernal grove]

Please try sending the message in Vietnamese.

Dịch

[charred ridge]

Hài hước nhờ

:))

[heavy idol]

hi stib

u still bald?

[vernal grove]

hay đấy

[split nimbus]

no it grew and it’s fixed a little ..

[elder copper]

wondering what entitlements the app has

[proven moss]

Hi

[slim nova]

why is your pinterest pinl

[muted shuttle]

macos

[slim nova]

oh

[urban wyvern]

how do i download ipa file sir

[charred ridge]

You find ipa file, you use either a sideload tool or trollstore depend on your device compatibility on what tool

[urban wyvern]

its all just revoked

[charred ridge]

?

[vital knoll]

did you is paying for 99 dev account

u 365 days for 99 usd

[true plover]

A coworker gave me fresh eggs

A dozen for free

[velvet zenith]

Dont put them all in 1 basket

[muted shuttle]

Dont put them all in 1 basket

[vocal plinth]

Put them all in 1 pan

[muted shuttle]

67

[urban wyvern]

im broke

[urban wyvern]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-496833742737182965

[slim nova]

perplexity

[tame shuttle]

gm

[muted shuttle]

Hii

gm ..

[rich dune]

@teal bramble https://ar5iv.labs.arxiv.org/html/2507.17691

[teal bramble]

@rich dune @muted shuttle @tame shuttle @slim nova

cherry on top @vocal plinth

[teal bramble]

lmao

[raven pine]

why is your monitor so small

[heavy idol]

im glad

im high af

[muted shuttle]

idk why it says that

it's a 27" monitor

but i'm using screen sharing

so

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1501188313812570162/IMG_9897.gif

[muted shuttle]

why stuck stibby

[teal bramble]

holy shit

i remember when usd was 1,01 eur

[vital knoll]

thanks oomfie for um voidai thingy

[teal bramble]

np twinny

[vital knoll]

I installed opencode

[slim nova]

ginger(insult)

[teal bramble]

:(

[teal bramble]

does it work

[vital knoll]

mhmmmm

[slim nova]

no

voidai hates open code

[vital knoll]

idk why I got approved for anthropic but I did :D

[slim nova]

I cannot for the life of me figure it out

[vital knoll]

works for me

[slim nova]

send config 🙏

[vital knoll]

opencodex auth login

then opencode.json in project folder

[slim nova]

yeah I'll just stick to cc for now ig

[vital knoll]

lemme boot rq

[slim nova]

[exotic girder]

shi i thought this server was banned😭😭😭

[teal bramble]

cuz u don’t roleplay

[vital knoll]

people fr roleplay with it? thats such a waste

[split nimbus]

yes it was but it recovered..

[teal bramble]

yes

unfortunately

[rotund glade]

@teal bramble fix voidai

[carmine elk]

“unfortunately” jiix fell in love with piracy

[carmine elk]

frr i’m a voidai user btw

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble fix voidai

[rotund glade]

Why?..

[ornate latch]

?

[exotic girder]

dang lowk late but aigh

[mint forge]

yo, so i have my school chromebook, will the IT department get a notificstion if i hackintosh it or put windows in it?

The chromebook is mine but is school managed

[velvet zenith]

Shouldnt be messing with it if it isnt yours

[mint forge]

twin, i literally just said its mine, they require us to buy it, then they put their software

[velvet zenith]

i was thinking mine as in they assigned it to you

theyll probably see that the device hasnt been online or active or w/e for a few days

[muted shuttle]

@untold helm You seem curious about Spamton.

[velvet zenith]

they might ask you depending on how much they care about your device not being active

@spark gale Can i let my ai agent run on shabbat

[spark gale]

that is a good question

ask your local orthodox rabbi

[muted shuttle]

job interview soon

scared

[velvet zenith]

@polar python Can i let my ai agent run on shabbat

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Hey give me job interview tips

[polar python]

Only if he isn’t jewish

[velvet zenith]

Say that you hate everyone

[spark gale]

whats thejob

[muted shuttle]

Oh ok

[muted shuttle]

dishwasher. at olive garden.

basic as fuck but im still scared

[spark gale]

if you get the job, will you spend less time moderating

[muted shuttle]

ummmm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789616917920088095/1450578441844817951/togif.gif

[vital knoll]

so you get unlimited bread sticks?

[spark gale]

the answer to that question will decide what tips i give you

[vital knoll]

also remember you can't curse or be mean to custoemrs

[muted shuttle]

i may spend less time moderating yes. .

sorry ..

[spark gale]

in that case - start barking at them

[muted shuttle]

i am not a dog

[tribal rapids]

😂

u are not getting a job

[spark gale]

then meow at them

[muted shuttle]

im not a furry

[muted shuttle]

fym

[spark gale]

yell at them

[muted shuttle]

No thats mean

[tribal rapids]

ur gonna stay unemployed forever

[muted shuttle]

I dont like yelling at people

[spark gale]

cry at them

[vital knoll]

I assume they want you to be punctual and work hard. idk how that translates via inteview tho.

[tribal rapids]

that's just how it works

[muted shuttle]

i'm not very good at that but ok

[spark gale]

joking aside, just show them that you are a dedicated worker that will get the job done

[muted shuttle]

Ok yay

I will.

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1500532288369463406/caption.gif

[muted shuttle]

Mr interviewer i love listening to music and getting shit done

[vital knoll]

is it casual or like idk can they ask you to go in anytime

[muted shuttle]

lowkey idk

[velvet zenith]

You dont get shit done

[muted shuttle]

the application didn't even tell me about pay

[muted shuttle]

I do.

[vital knoll]

I mean if you want the job tell them you'll take whatever shifts.

it'll show them dedication ig

[wary badge]

[muted shuttle]

yea

[wary badge]

Its crazy how good the bass on these things r for open backs

[muted shuttle]

what headphones

[wary badge]

I LOVE HD 490 PROS @jagged turret

[muted shuttle]

oh

[wary badge]

Obviously not brain shaking but it hits 20hz clean

[vital knoll]

oh fuck right I hope it goes well oomfs

[vital knoll]

if you get it buy me nitro :D

[muted shuttle]

I gotta buy nitro for myself ..

[muted shuttle]

Thank u .

[vital knoll]

Sennheiser right

it's always Sennheiser

[wary badge]

I was a beyerdynamic enjoyer for years

I just got my first pair of sennheisers like 3 months ago

I have 5 pairs of beyerdynamics, sony xm4s, bose quietcomforts, been thru most airpod pro models

This is my favorite all day cans for sure

Very comfy great sound overall werent even too expensive

Id say amazing for fps gaming too

[vocal plinth]

I enjoy iems better than over the ears or on the ears headphones

[chilly bear]

you still game?

aren't your reflexes supposed to be shit cuz ur so old?

[wary badge]

Every so often

🥀

[vocal plinth]

I am a lot older than Jeff and I still play games too, but my reactions are sharper than most people tbf

[chilly bear]

impossible.

[wary badge]

Why would u tell him that

😭

[chilly bear]

(the older part)

[mint forge]

youre right

[wary badge]

@muted shuttle @narrow crown @simple drift the drunkssss faaaaaceee breaaaks into sweat

As his friend

Faaaallsss under the wheeeels

[simple drift]

hi

what

oh

hi

jef

[wary badge]

Hai

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle snipe

https://tenor.com/view/snep-eye-emoji-eye-snow-leopard-splort-snep-gif-3974321735631587402

[fervent dove]

Fiona O'Leary edited a message

https://tenor.com/view/snep-eye-emoji-eye-snow-leopard-splort-snep-gif-3974321735631587402

Message ID: 1501270995816939551 · May 5, 2026, 5:14 PM

[simple drift]

wrong FUCKING snipe.

[digital bridge]

Hello Guys i have an question regarding whatsapp in Iphone 5s

[wary badge]

Hello Guys i have an question regarding whatsapp in Iphone 5s

[simple drift]

Hello Guys i have an question regarding whatsapp in Iphone 5s

[digital bridge]

lmao

I am able to run it using Axolotl but I can't link it in new devices

[wary badge]

Probably meed to check legacy chats

[gilded rapids]

yes

Maybe

no

[wary badge]

:mh:

[gilded rapids]

I think so but if you ask Jeff make you know which ways you want it and I can tell him what I mean by what you want and what I want and what he needs and I will do it and

[chilly bear]

huh

[wary badge]

Dudes having a stroke

[glacial valve]

i'm stroking it

[gilded rapids]

I was doing the keyboard prediction thing

The only way I could do that was if you had to do a lot more work and then you would be done by yourself so you would be fine and then I could just go home to you

[chilly bear]

mine got trapped in an infinite "lol idk" loop

[gilded rapids]

LMAO

MY COUNTRY PHILADELPHIA

[wary badge]

Did you know that philadelphia and pittsburg are both in pennsylvania?

[gilded rapids]

one is ghetto and one is redneck

fr

PA is such an odd state. East and west have nothing alike

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1497952890138918912/1499465618053927002/togif.gif

i'm scared

job scary

[abstract tundra]

Lmao

True, for discord mods jobs are scary

[untold helm]

?

[muted shuttle]

Your mii

Tomodachi life

[true plover]

Me fr

[gusty gulch]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DX7jkq7JHZY/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[gusty gulch]

@gilded rapids look how pretty

[loud valve]

hi maxii

[muted shuttle]

hii

[loud valve]

[icy beacon]

oh

[robust wasp]

love getting ghost pinged

i saw ripoff and thats it

[loud valve]

i bought a nic to install serenityOS.

[icy beacon]

i was just pinging you about a website about your jb

its filtered

[robust wasp]

bro now im being trolled

oh yeah its fake

[muted shuttle]

install huh

[loud valve]

uh yeah

[icy beacon]

ik

[loud valve]

bare metal serenity

[icy beacon]

you would NOT make a website like this

[loud valve]

youkno

the

cool unix like os but not linux thingymajig and is built in c++

[robust wasp]

need to take matters into my own hands and take it down myself

getting sick of it

[icy beacon]

true

[robust wasp]

do not care about legal implications

atp

[loud valve]

giveme a second

[robust wasp]

who the fuck runs a webserver with litespeed anymore

[loud valve]

https://serenityos.org/

this thing

(it doesnt even have embed)

[icy beacon]

i wonder if theres a reupload of apple internal collection on archive.org

i need them internal ipas 🤤

[loud valve]

on bare metal hardware it only supports intel e1000 and e1000e

i dont even have ethernet at home if i were to use serenity id literally sleep in the living room next to my pc

somebody oughta get applemobiledevicesupport running on this OS

[chilly bear]

nic is awesome

[loud valve]

I DONT HAVE A 20M ETHERNET CABLE AT HO

nuclear bombs

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[gilded rapids]

omg those are pretty

[gusty gulch]

ikr i want one

[fallen pelican]

ge

[vocal plinth]

just make one

[loud valve]

great fucking idea let me spawn one out of thin air

problemo solved

🔥

[velvet zenith]

yeah just get a spool of cable

and make it yourself

[vocal plinth]

must be a brokie

[thick tapir]

how the actual fuck am i meant to search through a 300mb text file

[hot creek]

@teal bramble Hey twin can i have $600 rq

Need a couple of cheeseburgers

[hot creek]

Notepad for windows

[thick tapir]

dawg it crashes

[hot creek]

Buy more ram

[vocal plinth]

Control + F

[hot creek]

Fr

[thick tapir]

lawd its like 300 million characters who needs this much text

[terse dome]

hex fiend or bbedit on macos

or just ripgrep for search

[chilly bear]

issbrokie

[hot creek]

Holy bad school wifi

My shit not uploading

[vocal plinth]

real mofos use nano

[hot creek]

Failed to send message. Hold for options.

[terse dome]

never tried nano on a big file; does it work fine?

[hot creek]

Can someone buy me this

[vocal plinth]

should never had an issue with it

[hot creek]

Lowkirk i would buy it but I haven't gotten paid yet

[simple drift]

what is this

[hot creek]

NVR

[simple drift]

what

[hot creek]

it's just the pcb from china

network video recorder

[simple drift]

so a capture card

[hot creek]

no

[simple drift]

close enoguh

[hot creek]

You plug an ethernet cable into it and it finds the cameras on your network

[simple drift]

oh

why would you need that

[hot creek]

To record the ip cameras

[lime fern]

Hi

[feral plank]

Hello from iPhone 5s

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985270005853745262/1457605797818400848/watermark.gif

[lime fern]

Ehhhhhhh

[teal bramble]

No fuck u

[lime fern]

Looks different depending on the light source

[muted shuttle]

What ?

[lime fern]

How’s the A7 treating you

[hot creek]

Please twin 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Need ewaste

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble Hey twin can i have $600 rq

[hot creek]

Watch him say yes

[muted shuttle]

He will

Because im a woman

And youre a dumb chud

or something

[velvet zenith]

always asking for free handouts .... never working for it on your own...

[hot creek]

Sexist :/

[velvet zenith]

rjb admin doesn't count as working .

[muted shuttle]

Hi my interview is in less than an hour im scared

[hot creek]

It's today?

[muted shuttle]

Yes

[hot creek]

Ur fucked

Good luck

[muted shuttle]

How

Thanks

[velvet zenith]

they're not gonna hire you

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[feral plank]

Well if running discord at 20 FPS is smith then bad

[hot creek]

They're gonna kill you 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1497952890138918912/1499465618053927002/togif.gif

[hot creek]

Cock

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1258332281194414210/1147760541180362753.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985270005853745262/1457605797818400848/watermark.gif

[hot creek]

Linux runs it like that so you're doing better than boba

@jagged turret ain't that right

Hello Secret Shepgoba Alt

[jagged turret]

No

Google Tensor does though

[hot creek]

Only when it's changing auto brightness

[jagged turret]

What

[hot creek]

When autobrightness changes brightness it drops my performance by like

75%

Until it's done changing

[teal bramble]

Ok

[hot creek]

Hey twin can i have $20

[teal bramble]

OkaY

[jagged turret]

On my phone it just drops performance by like 75% always

[hot creek]

OkaY

[muted shuttle]

Thx

[hot creek]

Pixel 8

[jagged turret]

You have a pixel 8

9

[hot creek]

I have a pixel 9

[jagged turret]

I just said that

[hot creek]

Better than pixel 8

[jagged turret]

Eh

Temperature sensor is.the only thing

[hot creek]

Who uses the temperature sensor bro

Ts inaccurate anyway

[feral plank]

😭

[hot creek]

I forgot i still had like $3 on my revolut

🤑

Im rich

How do i buy the old shekel

Aaron help

[vocal plinth]

I called every Olive Garden in your local area and told them that you are a political extremist and they should not hire you

[velvet zenith]

I called every Olive Garden in your local area and told them that you are a political extremist and they should not hire you

[ornate latch]

I called every Olive Garden in your local area and told them that you are a political extremist and they should not hire you

[hot creek]

Based

I called every Pussy Garden in your local ass and told them that you are a penis extremist and they should not rail you

[chilly bear]

gosh i love slop

[hot creek]

Aaron goons to gay porn

[lime fern]

Oh!

[lime fern]

lol.

Open up the member list. Now you can’t get out :3

[chilly bear]

@half compass would you spam 6 or 7 to control my device

[scenic dawn]

[simple drift]

ok BUD.

[ruby copper]

Slop

[ruby copper]

bro is not him

[simple drift]

hop on mk7

[chilly bear]

larp

[ruby copper]

I'm sleeping

[simple drift]

lie

[ruby copper]

Always getting free handouts ...

[simple drift]

@teal bramble Hey twin can i have $600 rq

hmm…

[glacial valve]

@ruby copper

dms

dms

dms

dm

s

[ruby copper]

Frog town

[ruby copper]

the town of larp

[simple drift]

you know its bad when this is the cover image on goog

[teal bramble]

Yeah sure

[simple drift]

ty

[lime fern]

What.

[ruby copper]

@simple drift @teal bramble @half compass @muted shuttle https://youtube.com/shorts/GP1Wb6Qst7k this cammam18 guy pmo. Not only does he post a video about a bug antvenom covered legit like 8 years ago, the worst part is his audience doesn't even KNOW this is VERY old news fucking newgens holy pmo

[simple drift]

ok

thanks for letting me know.

[ruby copper]

Yes

[simple drift]

i'm gonna go back to playing animal crossing now

bye

[coarse wedge]

his channel is pure braindeadium

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/kathrynw5/status/2051675643323064371?s=46 first time I’ve ever seen someone complain about 2FA

Kathryn Watson (@kathrynw5)

We, as a society, have taken two-factor authentication too far. Logging into my bank account and into my Chipotle account shouldn't be the same process.

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 5, 2026, 2:49 PM

[coarse wedge]

i suggest none watch it

[hot creek]

Mekw emwo rmwo

Meow meow meow

@ruby copper MEOW

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble @coarse ginkgo @glacial valve a misfire code is finally showing on my code scanner. P0304 cylinder 4 woo hoo… also P0404 for something idk

[ashen basin]

They’re dropping weed tutorials with a corn dog

[glacial valve]

shit engine

[muted shuttle]

No my spark plugs are fucked likely they haven’t been changed in forever

[glacial valve]

shit engine

[vital knoll]

that's funny. getting a red note ad on tiktok. that's like getting an android ad in an apple store

[vital knoll]

throw them against some glass

[feral plank]

Exactly

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265636854431219772/1297946528643809385/silly.gif

[lime fern]

Ugh go to fucking hell i literally offloaded all my apps

[spark yacht]

I don't see the problem?

[ruby copper]

Cuz ur a newgen

[lime fern]

I mean look at this shit

[spark yacht]

Dude I've been pirating Minecraft since I was 6 or something

[ruby copper]

larp

[teal bramble]

Axolotl spawner

[spark yacht]

Cope

Like he's still better than 99% of other Minecraft shorts creators

[coarse ginkgo]

@teal bramble @coarse ginkgo @glacial valve a misfire code is finally showing on my code scanner. P0304 cylinder 4 woo hoo… also P0404 for something idk

[glacial valve]

@teal bramble @coarse ginkgo @glacial valve a misfire code is finally showing on my code scanner. P0304 cylinder 4 woo hoo… also P0404 for something idk

[muted shuttle]

Wow what car is it showing on

[coarse ginkgo]

fiat 500e

[muted shuttle]

electric car

makes sense