general

[onyx urchin]

apparently im seeing tame impala later today

friend boughts tix for me last year and i completely forgot lmfao

[rich dune]

@terse dome

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle https://www.instagram.com/reel/DX4hby5Ndvd

[smoky anvil]

i need a project idea to make in c/go or website

need an idea

[wary badge]

Donnttttttt youuuuuu reaaaliizeeee our boddddiessss could falllllaaaaapppaaartt atttttaaaannyyyyyseeeecccoonfndd

[velvet zenith]

You should make a daemon in c or go @desert cairn

[true plover]

New Gai band

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/05/apple-introduces-a-new-pride-collection/

[desert cairn]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEVs31GaUAAod4x.webp

[icy beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-mp4-converted-epic-mp4fail-gif-27596730

[ripe anchor]

Ts not prideful 🥀🥀

[smoky anvil]

Borin

[gilded rapids]

@muted shuttle @gusty gulch

[dense zinc]

pretty photos biden blast

[muted shuttle]

ooo

pretty :3

[wary badge]

Quick flex @gilded rapids

[heavy idol]

hi

[solid dragon]

Hii everyone

Can someone help me unbrick my macbook?

I erased my boot volume but now it doesn't let me reinstall macos on it because it has no users

[untold helm]

I don’t really like this one

I feel it’s trying to be a bit too subtle and the colors mush up weirdly

[true plover]

true

[untold helm]

Is this a intel or AS MacBook

[true plover]

I haven't gotten one since the sprinkle band

[solid dragon]

Apple silicon

[untold helm]

Honestly I don’t know much for apple silicon, have you tried making a recovery drive

[solid dragon]

Yes

[gusty gulch]

i think the pixel is better for selfies

[solid dragon]

Every time I try to install sequoia from my USB drive it says that I need to erase my macbook, when I try to erase my macbook it says that the disk can't be unmounted because the kernel is using it

Both from the sequoia installer or the internal recovery

[surreal thorn]

anoyne want duo grind?'

[vapid spruce]

what a great deal

the funny part is, this iphone is being sold for that much because it has flappy bird

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[gusty gulch]

@desert cairn

idk who else to tag

[alpine spoke]

Will M1 Macs get macOS 27

[solid dragon]

@untold helm u there?

[chilly bear]

how do u fall asleep in 9 minutes

[wary badge]

I domt idk why it says that

I spend like 2hr watching tv in bed before sleeping

[ember saffron]

Yes

[surreal thorn]

if anoyne want duo grind dm me

[copper tendon]

anyone can download flappy bird

[copper tendon]

yes, apple will only be dropping intel macs

they may not get macos 28 though

[tame rock]

Happy steam controller!

[alpine spoke]

Is there any reason to jailbreak a PS4
I have a PC and Modded Nintendo Switch
The PS4 is also like factory reset so no digital games so disc games would be stuck to like original versions

Also it’s tethered jailbreak so it has to be applied every time console is powered on

[coral fog]

custom themes, piracy

[plain rune]

Wassup with the Cash App & PayPal Larp ??

[ornate latch]

what

[desert cairn]

Try the indigo app on iOS

The iOS camera app is garbage

[tepid ermine]

what larp has to do with money apps

[gusty gulch]

oh?

[desert cairn]

You'll notice that social media cameras are even better than the iOS camera app

[gusty gulch]

that’s crazy

how

[tepid ermine]

snapchat

[desert cairn]

Idk it's been bad since like iOS 18

[gusty gulch]

can you link me the app

there’s so many indigo apps

[desert cairn]

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/project-indigo/id6742591546

[zenith quiver]

Should I update my iOS 13.7 8+ no jailbreaks work

[low mortar]

i love Project indigo !!!

[true plover]

mmm

pie

[velvet zenith]

Fuck you

[simple drift]

hai

[low mortar]

hiiiiiiiiiii

[simple drift]

;p

[low mortar]

:3

[sage pewter]

Hello, do you know how to update the beta?

[gusty gulch]

thank

[deep socket]

Hiya guys!

[gusty gulch]

https://thewakcas.com/products/wakcas-retro-geek-floppy-disk-magsafe-iphone-case-silver-metal-lens-guard-with-circuit-details

gonna get the floppy disk case

it’s so cute

[austere wraith]

How to jailbreak this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1465673653248069705/1482739592540061826/tenor_4.gif

[low mortar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HDjfhVZXkAAXj2y.gif

[untold helm]

Weird

[dire comet]

So what do you guys think the market for iPhone 15’s on iOS versions compatible with whatever new jailbreak is coming out soon

Like are they gunna have similar value to the 15s with 17.0 on eBay rn?

[untold helm]

A bit less worth because larger version range and 17.0 us rarer

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-funny-cats-tongue-lick-licking-gif-14404836

[deep socket]

Kind of but a bit less

[dire comet]

Good enough for me

[desert cairn]

Goyslop

[low mortar]

why are you evil

[untold helm]

Hai

[low mortar]

hiiiiii

[rich dune]

@low mortar objectively, miku is a little bit overhyped
there are other vocaloids too
!

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760671941177770015/1239309261129908374/Hydrate_is_a_pussy.gif

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760671941177770015/1239309261129908374/Hydrate_is_a_pussy.gif

[simple drift]

fr

[gusty gulch]

what

[nova gorge]

Yo how do you download the troll store

[simple drift]

https://ios.cfw.guide/installing-trollstore/

[nova gorge]

Thank you

Wait so it doesn’t support my iOS system, which paid ipa installer should I try instead

[simple drift]

just use sidestore

https://sidestore.io/

[deep socket]

What IOS do you have? (btw you can use sidestore too)

[simple drift]

ask in their discord

not here

[deep socket]

Oh ok

[hexed yoke]

Does anyone mod gta online accounts?

[simple drift]

not you

[simple drift]

no

son

im

crine

ok bye chat

too many whitenames i cba

[hexed yoke]

Who tf is u

[true plover]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8pRMb4j/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

mono64 (@monn6484)

❤️ 19.6K 💬 132 🔁 4.9K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Apr 20, 2026, 3:53 PM

[low mortar]

who tf is u

[hexed yoke]

This bitch thinks she is sum

[hexed yoke]

Fuk u mate

[low mortar]

💀

[chilly bear]

for real

[chilly bear]

@obtuse ruin has the methods 📲

[simple drift]

☠️

[hexed yoke]

Stupid no life discord bitch w ego

[simple drift]

ok bro

[deep socket]

Read the rules sir

[simple drift]

sure

[chilly bear]

sorry

[hexed yoke]

Not u this

Fiona

[chilly bear]

oh

[hexed yoke]

I meant

[chilly bear]

mb.

[simple drift]

@chilly bear GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐎 H O R S E 🐎 You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 and AHMA 👵👵your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 😩😩👅💦💦and get ready to be fucked 👉👌👌 DOGGY STYLE 🐶😫 perform DOGGY STYLE ?🐶? to get more HONGBAOS 👌💰💰Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0️⃣-3️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4️⃣-7️⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️

[mellow glen]

Yo wsp anyone help me out getting a spoofer

[deep socket]

Btw you're not slick with your pronouns

[chilly bear]

what?

[nova gorge]

Are there any good ones that don’t require a laptop?

[low mortar]

lmao

[hexed yoke]

Am black

Ofc not

[simple drift]

uhhhhh

[hexed yoke]

U think i care

[simple drift]

you could buy a cert

[hexed yoke]

No

[simple drift]

flarestore are like

$3

rn

lasts a year

[nova gorge]

Think you could help me

[simple drift]

with what

[nova gorge]

I bought it already but I’m running into an issue

[simple drift]

what

ask in r/sideloaded's discord

im busy

[obtuse ruin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xixOkix51-I

[velvet zenith]

Now do it irl

[rotund glade]

Too hard

[lofty hound]

I thought they added EAC

[true plover]

why can't I just cancel it

what the fuck

[lunar nest]

cant u just wait until its suspended like the text says?

[true plover]

it will keep charging my card

[lunar nest]

oh

[chilly bear]

thats why u use ur secondary burner credit card for subs

[true plover]

this is stupid

[obtuse ruin]

BattlEye doesnt stop you doing firewall fuckery and sending HID input

[low mortar]

you should add BattlEye to Rune

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[lofty hound]

The one and only time I played this game, me and the boys pulled up with the menu rigging the casino pre BE update

[obtuse ruin]

pre BE was so good

at one point they removed all AC entirely bc their src was circulating

[low mortar]

💀

[obtuse ruin]

and i mean it wasnt really stopping anyone at that point

[lofty hound]

I loved spawning in 500 cigarettes

[low mortar]

im gonna circulate Nexus source

[obtuse ruin]

?

[low mortar]

I gotta print the adapater one day

[wary badge]

Is this adobe

[obtuse ruin]

yes

[wary badge]

Dont they still charge u if u cancel early

[obtuse ruin]

yes

[true plover]

😭

[wary badge]

Pretty sure they make it impossible

They fuckin suck

[true plover]

son

ts is ASS

it can do that?

[low mortar]

@lofty hound 500 cigarette adapter.

[obtuse ruin]

500 dhv adapter

[low mortar]

i'd die

the v8 smoker also looks fun

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1484271228016529498/caption.gif

mods who ghostpinged me

[hot creek]

@obtuse ruin lemme tap dat ass

[hot creek]

aren't you British

[low mortar]

yeah

[hot creek]

americanized :/

[low mortar]

why

how have i been americanized

[hot creek]

500 nebby adapter

[terse dome]

whats the british alternative

500 pipes

[ashen basin]

Lmaooo what the fuck is Disney doing

They’re removing the sequels from the Star Wars timeline. Basically decided that they’re going to ignore them forever

https://vxtwitter.com/ronanacnh/status/2051363964089430337?s=46 yooo wtf

@RonanACNH (@RonanACNH)

The new pride wallpaper customization is so cool what the hell

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 4, 2026, 6:10 PM

They should do this for the clock too

[low mortar]

lmao what

like im not surprised, but what?

[ashen basin]

Seems a little fucked considering they have a whole ass part of their parks dedicated to the sequels

[low mortar]

is it just the movies

7-9

[ashen basin]

🤷‍♂️

I think so

[low mortar]

that would make the most sense

[simple drift]

hi

[low mortar]

none of the other sequel era shows are that bad lore wise

[ashen basin]

But also Disney is also removing most of phases 4-6 from the official timeline for marvel as well

[simple drift]

oh my phone updated to the rc

cool

[outer adder]

yo

[low mortar]

0_0

[low mortar]

awawawawawawawaw

:3

[simple drift]

hii

[low mortar]

hi kati

[simple drift]

;p

[low mortar]

:3

[lime fern]

is this big enough

[wary badge]

Too small i cant read it

[simple drift]

this wallpaper is delicious

[autumn pendant]

[ashen basin]

ohhhh i actually heavily fuck with this

[simple drift]

fr

[lime carbon]

does anyone use the nexus tweak cause i need help with it rq

[ashen basin]

finally a pride wallpaper thats good as fuck

[raven pine]

where is the pride in this

its fucking purple

[ashen basin]

everywhere

you can customize it to fit your strain of gay

[raven pine]

thats not even pride themed

[raven pine]

oh thats cool

[ashen basin]

.

[simple drift]

you can pick the colours

[raven pine]

thats so cool

finally

[ashen basin]

FR

[raven pine]

its on 26.5 rc?

[ashen basin]

whoever made these should be fired

[faint pelican]

no it’s small pp

[ashen basin]

yeah lol

[raven pine]

only good on ipad

7,45 gb 🫩

[ashen basin]

apple watch one isnt bad bc it isnt just text

[raven pine]

rcs beta?

didnt they introduce rcs in ios 17

[simple drift]

theyre so mid

[teal bramble]

Turkey

[raven pine]

im just gonna wait for the stable build

is it only 2 colors or can u do more

[simple drift]

up to 5 i think

maybe

[tribal rapids]

apple has gone fully woke

[simple drift]

idk

its an amount

at least 4

[raven pine]

fuck yeah thats so cool

[simple drift]

its so peak

[raven pine]

its not pride at all but atleast its something cool

[simple drift]

red and black is so clean tho

[raven pine]

so now people can pick their flavor of gay not just rainbow

[ashen basin]

rainbow is ugly anyways

[raven pine]

they always used cool effects too

like the 2022 one that was like ribbons

[hot creek]

500 maxines

[hot creek]

Gay

[obtuse ruin]

cool

can they fix the OS yet

[ashen basin]

no

[raven pine]

thats what ios 27 is for greedy fuck

[obtuse ruin]

[simple drift]

this one was ok

[ashen basin]

I feel like ios 27 wants to be a bug fix update but i doubt it truly will be because of the AI shit they're adding

[simple drift]

yea fr

[raven pine]

is the rc stable or wait until next week for stable

[ashen basin]

lmao also just realized that shit goes in beta next month

[raven pine]

i heard theres gonna be a siri app

which no one asked for but still cool

[ashen basin]

oh imma delete it <3

[raven pine]

bring back type to siri

[ashen basin]

what

is it gone?

[raven pine]

since forever

[ashen basin]

lmao what

[simple drift]

it literally isnt

bro what

[ashen basin]

i just double tap the little home bar thing

[raven pine]

i cant use it since like ios 17

🤷‍♂️

the wallpaper is so tempting ugh

[ashen basin]

if ur on 26 might as well update

[raven pine]

26.4.2

[ashen basin]

im updating from 26.4 rn lol

[raven pine]

its RC though

[ashen basin]

so

[raven pine]

thats basically stable, no?

[ashen basin]

yes

[raven pine]

meh why not

[ashen basin]

fr

[raven pine]

8gb holy crap

[terse dome]

things previously thought impossible: running java apps alongside vphone-cli

[raven pine]

was it not possible before

[terse dome]

there's links for a reason

(yes)

[raven pine]

why would they do that

isnt it just apple vscode

i forgot its name

[stark spruce]

@rootfs

@glacial valve

do you like the lies

i have spread

🔥

[fresh stump]

xCode?

[raven pine]

that

[glacial valve]

Big lies

[terse dome]

huhh what about xcode

[stark spruce]

i would never lie

im not lying in theory...

[rich dune]

No fucking way, the amfi bug is finally fixed???

wait no

[glacial valve]

you're not forced to disable sip for vphone

iirc

[terse dome]

you are atleast for dtrace (amfidont)

[glacial valve]

hold on

you can run dtrace

on vphone

[terse dome]

anyways the only alternative option was csrutil disable + amfi_get_out_of_my_way=1

[terse dome]

i mean you can just run gdb too

act like you're using <redacted> software

[glacial valve]

unredact in dms

[terse dome]

its redacted only for comedic effect it's astris obv

[glacial valve]

fr

[glacial valve]

i don't think you can trace syscalls with gdb

[terse dome]

well it's not impossible but i suppose it would take some effort

perhaps some scripting

[glacial valve]

yeah but dtrace just does it

🤷‍♂️

[terse dome]

fr

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/1000kilobytes/status/2051377462454767671?s=46 peak

Diego (@1000kilobytes)

they included everyone in the new pride wallpaper

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 4, 2026, 7:04 PM

[hot creek]

Pig porn on my reddit timeline and i get downvoted for asking wtf

Is this a cannon reddit event

[ashen basin]

????

[untold helm]

I always found this flag name so funny

[terse dome]

amfi=-1

[ashen basin]

British people be like

[haughty sundial]

@terse dome

[obtuse ruin]

even scrolling through this screen has animations bugs

ios is cooked

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1469105128274526324/caption.webp

[haughty sundial]

unfortunately it rules. fortunately it’s literally just that one watch face

would it kill Apple to make a normal ass pride wallpaper again tho

[terse dome]

same energy as apple using itunes billing system to push out a notification warning people that they're on a vulnerable version

[haughty sundial]

I mean that is kinda admirable

like

can you imagine being there for that meeting

and being the guy who’s like

WHAT IF

I am very unbothered by the math final I’m about to take

[raven pine]

the gay flag looks like the ios 26 stock wallpaper

[haughty sundial]

either I do better than 100% and it becomes 25% of my final grade

or I do worse than 93% and it becomes 5% of my final grade

I have not put a lot of effort into studying for this one

why would I

[obtuse ruin]

thats how theyre doing it???

😭

[ashen basin]

Nice

[hot creek]

Meow meow meow meow

Meow meow

[terse dome]

#779134930265309198 message

[raven pine]

miley cyrus spotted

[ashen basin]

So true

[lime carbon]

does anyone use the nexus tweak cause i need help with it rq

[obtuse ruin]

lmfao

[untold helm]

@obtuse ruin this person needs help with your software

[obtuse ruin]

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/retep-family-guy-peter-griffin-petep-retep-family-guy-gif-274190631576872315

[lime carbon]

he’s thinking for a sec

[lime carbon]

think very hard

[haughty sundial]

hate being weak bro

Why did the door handle leave a mark on ME

[hot creek]

Peter

[hot creek]

Me

[untold helm]

Griffin

[lime carbon]

huh

@obtuse ruin how’d you make your nexus look like iOS 16

[obtuse ruin]

• move date above time
• ios 16 font

then maybe

• make clock a bit bigger
• slightly lower text opacity

[terse dome]

scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at level 7

[lime carbon]

so the thing is

is the iOS 16 font called iOS 16 font orrrr smth else

cause i’ve been looking over it for hours

and can’t find the font that’s used for iOS 16

[obtuse ruin]

put font files in
/var/jb/Library/Application Support/Nexus/Fonts

[terse dome]

[obtuse ruin]

then they will show at the top of the font picker list

[obtuse ruin]

no bro

[terse dome]

never attribute slop to peak

[lime carbon]

okie doki

[untold helm]

Mods font piracy

[raven pine]

lol

12 colors is the limit

anything after that it just crashes

oh no it crashes if u click colors fast

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1484270855818182906/caption.gif

[ember barn]

JerryRigEverything reference

[split nimbus]

@ember barn @obtuse ruin @raven pine @untold helm

[wicked surge]

Hello

[teal bramble]

@ornate latch ohh yesssss 😭😢😢🙏🥹 🥹 😭😢😢🙏🥹 🥹 😭😢😢🙏🥹 🥹 😭😢😢🙏🥹 🥹 😭😢😢🙏🥹 🥹 😭😢😢🙏🥹 🥹 😭😢😢🙏🥹 🥹 😭😢😢🙏

[ornate latch]

Thx

[simple drift]

yea its buggy as fart

[thick tapir]

lawd i have like 15 hours of homework this week what the fuck

usually i do like an hour or two because im a lazy bastard

[stark spruce]

i have vibe coded with gemini

it produced shit code

i hate gemini

[carmine elk]

jiix

[teal bramble]

real

[gusty gulch]

imagine having homework

[thick tapir]

everytime i open the dev slack channel they are always shitting on gemini and glazing claude

[vapid spruce]

i think m1 air won’t but m1 pro will

[stark spruce]

i don't wanna pay for claude

[teal bramble]

ohh nooooooooooooo 😭😢😢🙏🥹 🥹 😭😢😢🙏🥹 🥹 😭😢😢🙏🥹 🥹 😭😢😢🙏🥹 🥹 😭😢😢🙏🥹 🥹 😭😢😢🙏🥹 🥹 😭😢😢🙏🥹 🥹 😭😢😢🙏

[vocal plinth]

I rather pay for palantir

[subtle palm]

can one jailbreak screentime

[autumn pendant]

12 years old lmao

[chilly bear]

yea

$26 and i'll show you how

[subtle palm]

im good

[chilly bear]

15 and still got a screentime limit

insane

[subtle palm]

yuh

parents

[subtle palm]

thats a slur

are we deadass

alr

[chilly bear]

still living with your parents at 15 is INSANE

[subtle palm]

?

what

i dont?

[narrow crown]

what slur did u say

[subtle palm]

n word but not hard r?

[slim loom]

well obviously its not allowed in a server like this

[subtle palm]

yeah i see

[narrow crown]

obviously that is a slur what

[subtle palm]

u have onlyfans in ur bio

no wonder u dont live with ur parents

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[teal bramble]

Ok

[heavy idol]

shawry

[vocal plinth]

I thought it was cause you were a massive disappointment not cause of the OF account.

[gusty gulch]

bro wants to get drone strike by israel

[chilly bear]

massive?

[autumn lodge]

🔒 Message has been Censored.
-# ⓘ Lightspeed Filter Agent has detected this message as potentially harmful and inappropriate. If you believe we have made a mistake, please create a ticket.

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle

gm

[muted shuttle]

gm

proxmox

[glacial valve]

nands

what model

[muted shuttle]

no update

[glacial valve]

WTF

gm

[muted shuttle]

i think dosdude ignored me

:(

[glacial valve]

bro got aired

[vocal plinth]

Technically I would be doing the drone striking for Israel

[glacial valve]

Console.app

[muted shuttle]

i have proxmox installed on my apple silicon mac mini.

[vocal plinth]

Complete maybe then

[vocal plinth]

@muted shuttle please ignore the drone hum that you may hear in sometime

[gusty gulch]

https://urbansophistication.com/products/the-puffer-case-crying-kuromi

why is this $130 ficking dollars

[half compass]

what’s the context

[muted shuttle]

asked him about nands for an m4 pro macbook pro and where to buy them

[half compass]

in bulk? xianyu probably

[ashen basin]

U the type of mf to decorate the space around the camera with stickers

[gusty gulch]

high key yeah i was thinking about it

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Hii stibby

[muted shuttle]

Why is he long

[split nimbus]

do u mean @spark gale

why aaron long ,

freak.

[half compass]

the discord mobile experience

[half compass]

i cannot see the message you replied to

at all

[split nimbus]

how

[split nimbus]

wtf

u have maxine blocked

[half compass]

i should.

[muted shuttle]

wait why

:(

xrt meanie

[gusty gulch]

3 blocked messages

[muted shuttle]

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1500984722522771476/IMG_9893.gif

[muted shuttle]

me too stibby

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1500984614993526884/IMG_9892.gif

[dire comet]

So once a jailbreak gets released for iOS 17.0-4(?) does that automatically mean we get trollstore or would trollstore lite be needed

[untold helm]

Trollstore lite

Or we might be able to see a trollstore adjacent or similar

[dire comet]

Alr

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1500530237807661329/caption.gif

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1500530237807661329/caption.gif?ex=69fa16af&is=69f8c52f&hm=2f2624105adc70858213e5aad2ac708a122c85e58dda33d64e0e65bc079fd797&

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1338963148669190235/1342475980836704358/femboy-cute.gif

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1500532288369463406/caption.gif

[summer trout]

I forgot today was stars war day .-.

[narrow crown]

oh um

may the fourth be with you

[thick tapir]

also firefighters day or some shit

[split nimbus]

bro me too

[coarse wedge]

trying to bypass certificate checking on this lil piece of shit

what the fuck did nokia think of when making the n95

especially the 8gb ver

[thick tapir]

international firefighters day

[ashen basin]

Met gala has been mid asf this year

[untold helm]

Hii amyy

:3

[subtle palm]

no

[past hinge]

hey guys, after ios 18 came ios 26, which proves that apple doesn’t know how to count

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[chilly bear]

[past hinge]

after 18 comes 19, not 26

[chilly bear]

wow really?

[past hinge]

apple skipped 7 or 8 numbers

[chilly bear]

why did you add "or 8"

you can't count

[haughty sundial]

bro I am listening to a two hour video of someone going OFF on c++

[untold helm]

26 comes after*

Propaganda thinking 19 exists

[ashen basin]

19 is ugly anyways

[untold helm]

2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 26

[ashen basin]

What about 1

[past hinge]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

[chilly bear]

i think he's just counting the public versions

[untold helm]

Where the fuck did you get that from

[chilly bear]

cuz remember only we had access to 1 and 19 and 20 and 21 and 22 and 23 and 24 and 25

[untold helm]

? Like 11?

Before 2 is just “ “

[ashen basin]

What

[burnt kite]

Low battery, please recharge.

[past hinge]

do i really have to explain? that’s the correct way to count, apple just thinks 26 comes after 18 for some reason

[chilly bear]

no they don't stop being stupid

[burnt kite]

There's no iphone 9 either

[chilly bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759029589338226688/1490888384493654046/converted.gif

[past hinge]

that’s because it was the 10th anniversary

[low mortar]

and now it was the year 2026

[chilly bear]

they skipped 9 because no in german is nein and german people were getting confused with the "iphone no" so they had to change it to X

[untold helm]

Ok how about this

This year is 2026 right?

Last year was 2018

[chilly bear]

no.

[untold helm]

It’s 18 -> 26

[past hinge]

it was 2025

[untold helm]

19 is Scientology bullshit

[ashen basin]

False

[chilly bear]

19 is scientology
20 is too normal
21 is when we all die
22 is a bad day.
23 is unusual
24 is a bit iffy
25 is too 5 (5^too)

[ashen basin]

Bro is going to be pissed when he finds out Minecraft also skipped to 26

[half compass]

https://www.tnktok.com/t/ZTkth7pnM/

winpizza (@winitalianfood)

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[untold helm]

@past hinge

[past hinge]

i can’t believe i have to teach people who are probably at least 13 (they probably wouldn’t be using discord otherwise) how to count

[amber plaza]

Hy

[ashen basin]

You’re the one who can’t count to 26

[untold helm]

This is propaganda to push wrong agendas using the wrong base system

[untold helm]

^^

[ashen basin]

Surprised you even know what 13 is

[chilly bear]

then how are you using discord if you have to be above 13 to use discord

[amber plaza]

If you want premium followers views likes comment shares anythink and paid insta b4ning so dm me

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688124711145701393/1456823211533537400/togif.gif

[chilly bear]

b4ning

[past hinge]

i’m 18, which is above 13

[ashen basin]

false

[untold helm]

Your turning 26 next year?

[ashen basin]

Yoooo

U can rent a car

[past hinge]

My birthday’s in August

[chilly bear]

ew

[untold helm]

You are turning 26 in august?

[slim nova]

fr

[past hinge]

no, because let me tell you this, scientology is always right

[ashen basin]

Buddy you are in a cult

[untold helm]

You are a Just Dance player, you probably think it it goes 2 3 Greatest Hits 4 Kids 2014 2015

[past hinge]

False, because the reason why they released JD2014 instead of JD5 was because the majority of its players played it in 2014

[abstract tundra]

[untold helm]

So why isn’t just dance 4 called just dance 2013?

Checkm8

[compact cobalt]

Where's Xenu??

[raven pine]

do u really buy every single justdance game

[past hinge]

because at first, they decided to name games by numbers, then decided to name them by years, probably because they thought that sounded better

[untold helm]

I just have all of them loaded on my Wiis SD, for PC/Steam Deck I use remix, which is a 2017 PC mod that implements every single song

[compact cobalt]

I have not played Just Dance in over 7 years

[compact cobalt]

2017 released on PC???

[raven pine]

i use the same mod its goated

[untold helm]

2017 and 2017 only, it has a surprisingly big modding scene tho

[hot creek]

Meow

Meow

[thick tapir]

2026 is the best year we have had post 9/11

[raven pine]

well atleast i think its the sane one

same principle

[past hinge]

Everything after 2020 isn’t available on the Wii

[hot creek]

What about during 9/11

[compact cobalt]

How is it controlled

[thick tapir]

2026 meets that

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tnktok.com/ZNRpDa9b6/

ﾒ𝟶 (@thezonexo)

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fxTikTok · Aug 22, 2025, 4:36 PM

my fav clip ong

[untold helm]

I have just dance 2021, 2022, 2023 edition, 2024 edition, 2025 edition, and 2026 edition on my Wii.

[thick tapir]

its the special for the 25th anniversary

[compact cobalt]

I’m gonna try GNOME on my laptop ngl

[hot creek]

100% all of them

No balls

[thick tapir]

9/11 marked the downfall of our society and we are rebooting society this year

[hot creek]

9/11 was a highpoint for our society

[thick tapir]

society is js back

[untold helm]

@past hinge old screenshot (I got the rest of them) but still

[hot creek]

What kind of fucking monsters are they advertising to

[compact cobalt]

Actually I have a very good idea to make airports great again

[ashen basin]

Meeee

[compact cobalt]

But I don’t think my ideas are exactly within the rules of the server…

[thick tapir]

fritos are gas

[ashen basin]

I love fritos

[thick tapir]

i would try

[compact cobalt]

Aurora for the Wii goes hard

[slim nova]

fr

[raven pine]

didnt something come out that said a open skull has the same smell as a bag of fritos

[untold helm]

It’s USBLoaderGX

[hot creek]

Yooooooo im back down to 250

[thick tapir]

idk how ppl hate fritos

fritos and funyuns are THE 2 best chips

[hot creek]

Fritos without anything should be a crime

[ashen basin]

Nahhhh

Fritos plain are good asf too

[thick tapir]

how

[thick tapir]

chili cheese fritos and the twisted honey bbq ones are the 2 best flavors

[hot creek]

Even gta 6 couldn't top these bro

[thick tapir]

fight me

[hot creek]

These are so fire

[raven pine]

genuine question do some people eat this in the morning

[past hinge]

i wonder if you buy games, because if not, then i know how you get them, which i can’t say here

[thick tapir]

ME

[teal bramble]

@ashen basin Hello twin

[hot creek]

Idk my stomach is usually in pain until like an hour after I've woken up

[raven pine]

you can say piracy you just cant say from where

[thick tapir]

i drink soda and eat chips in the morning if i wake up like 4am cuz then im hungry by 8 or 9

[ashen basin]

Hi

[teal bramble]

brooo my english teacher is taking mental health break

☹️

[teal bramble]

Wtf so mean.

[thick tapir]

makes sense

[teal bramble]

:(

[hot creek]

Idk what it is but like i have to have at least an hour after ive woken up until i eat something

[teal bramble]

his mom died

hurts deep .

[raven pine]

morning breath + onion flavored chips + the smell spicy chips

[ashen basin]

Sorry 😔

[raven pine]

what a combo

[untold helm]

Piracy is bad

[thick tapir]

why would i having morning breath EVER

i brush my teeth

[raven pine]

why would you having

[teal bramble]

how do i ask the synagogue to refund my donation

[thick tapir]

also its like 4 hours after i wake up

[compact cobalt]

ok wait

GNOME is kind of solid

[ashen basin]

Gay sex

[hot creek]

Maxine be like where

[untold helm]

Too solid, as in you can’t do jack shit with it

[untold helm]

where

[hot creek]

Who up jacking they shit

[raven pine]

understandable

[hot creek]

Is maxine even stilla live

[untold helm]

stilla live

[chilly bear]

nah

[turbid dust]

should i stay on 26.1 or update to 26.5

[ashen basin]

You know somebody lost they life

[thick tapir]

i got the biggest adrenaline rush ever rn

[untold helm]

Sideloading is a pain on 26.4+

[teal bramble]

Eta?

[raven pine]

they should bring back the big face id lock icon

[raven pine]

what happened

[hot creek]

Jerking?

[turbid dust]

only on sidestore, but also for jit as well correct

[chilly bear]

i use gnome apps without using gnome .

[untold helm]

Yes

[hot creek]

im jitting it im jitting it

[ashen basin]

Sunday

[hot creek]

I jitted my pants @ opa334 help

[teal bramble]

Ill. wait

I jitted my pants @ opa334 help

[hot creek]

Opa kinda looks like sourceloc ngl

[past hinge]

I don’t currently use Linux, because my Wi-Fi card won’t have a driver integrated into the kernel until version 7.1

[untold helm]

Use a distro with the 7.1 version kernel

[past hinge]

I’m not sure that version is out yet

[ashen basin]

It’s actually 26.1

[thick tapir]

nothing js like that

[untold helm]

Use Ethernet or your phones hotspot

[thick tapir]

lowkey dont know if its an adrenaline rush i js have so much energy

[hot creek]

Linux users should expect nothing to work without extrenuous work that should've already been implemented

Cough

Printing

[untold helm]

Printing just sucks overall tho

[hot creek]

When something on linux just works it's like an orgasm

[fervent dove]

@thick tapir's timezone is America/Chicago 🇺🇸
It is currently 06:33 PM CDT

[hot creek]

But when something on linux doesn't work ur spending at least 5 hours fixing it

[ashen basin]

Mfs using Linux unironically

[hot creek]

Real

[raven pine]

go to a trampoline park or smth

[hot creek]

Bonus points if you use hp

I ate toothpaste and it made my stummy hurr

[untold helm]

Ink subscription where you can’t use 3rd party ink!!!

And because the government wants to track you, you cannot print in black and white without magenta !!!

[hot creek]

True

Take the magneta cart out and bridge the pins fr

No CIA trace

I always thought magenta was purple but no that shits pink

[untold helm]

Magenta is Pink-Purple

[hot creek]

How tf inkjet magenta look blood red then

Spilled a refill bottle everywhere and my shit looked like a murder scene

[untold helm]

That’s it soaking into your dollar bills from how much you spent on it

[hot creek]

I spilled red ink on a $100 bill

Walmart took it in a stack of $100s without looking

Robbery successful

[jagged turret]

You might be colorblind

[boreal ravine]

[teal bramble]

@jagged turret can u buy me a trezor

[jagged turret]

What is that

[boreal ravine]

[teal bramble]

hardware crypto wallet

[jagged turret]

Don't you have money

[teal bramble]

no im poor

[muted shuttle]

What

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Hi

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[teal bramble]

How u doing

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble @wheat glacier @real cobalt Why did this glaive guy post a minute long snippet

He just released a third of the song in hq

[vapid spruce]

hp printers 🤡
epson printers 🗿

[teal bramble]

autism

[half compass]

glaive fucking sucks

[chilly bear]

sucks what

[half compass]

phallic objects

[chilly bear]

oh

[hot creek]

Well well well look who's finally awake

[alpine chasm]

Teams is crashing my graphics wtf

[copper pelican]

yall whats that one thing that lets u rejailbreak ios 10 from a website

[chilly bear]

https://lukezgd.github.io/tns

[copper pelican]

does it work on 64bit?

and what jb do i need to use for it

or it works for any ios10 jb

[half compass]

intended behavior

[alpine chasm]

Ngl yeah

Microslop

[chilly bear]

yes

[chilly bear]

none ig

it chooses between a few

like uh

yk

[copper pelican]

wait does this do the full jailbreak on web?

if so thats deadass impressive

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTktSo9Hr/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

joey.wall.31 (@joey.wall.31)

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[half compass]

son

[chilly bear]

indeed.

[copper pelican]

damn

last time i jailbroke ios 10 i remmeber i had to sideload and shit 😭

[chilly bear]

really?

tns has existed forever

[copper pelican]

it was like 2019 when i first got my iphone 5c

[chilly bear]

oh 32 bit

[half compass]

tns was released in 1978 wdym

oh dear diary i met an foid

she made my chud heart light up with joy

[chilly bear]

really?

[muted shuttle]

oh dear diary i met an foid
she made my chud heart light up with joy

[chilly bear]

sorry, zhen de?

[muted shuttle]

me n who

[chilly bear]

gemini says the nsa were only allowed to spy on phones after 2001

[half compass]

lies

[simple drift]

@half compass the tea

[half compass]

What does this mean

[simple drift]

THE TEA! THE TEA!

[half compass]

Clitoris

[simple drift]

The Boston Tea Party was an act of protest on December 16, 1773 during the American Revolution. Initiated by the Sons of Liberty in Boston, the capital of Massachusetts, one of the Thirteen Colonies of British America, it escalated hostilities between Great Britain and the Patriots, who opposed British policy towards its American colonies.[1] Less than two years later, on April 19, 1775, the Battles of Lexington and Concord, also in Massachusetts, launched the eight-year American Revolutionary War, which resulted in the independence of the colonies as the United States.

THE TEA!!!!

[half compass]

@teal bramble can you help me collect zombie villagers

[chilly bear]

what currency is that?

[half compass]

new israeli shekels

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[half compass]

see

[past hinge]

So you’re telling me that everyone comes when something just works on Linux? (changed the spelling due to rule 2)

[desert cairn]

What

[chilly bear]

yea

[half compass]

@muted shuttle Nsfw

Please ban him

Remove his testicles

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1497952890138918912/1499465618053927002/togif.gif

[past hinge]

I changed the spelling

[chilly bear]

the spelling of what?

[desert cairn]

@half compass @muted shuttle @velvet zenith He changed the spelling

[past hinge]

the spelling of that one inappropriate word that’s pronounced just like “come” as in “come over here”

[chilly bear]

whats the original spelling?

[lofty hound]

cumin spice with a little oregano

[past hinge]

Can’t say it because then I’d be breaking rule 2

[chilly bear]

say it without the vowels

[burnt kite]

b

[half compass]

You’re being such a good boy

Not breaking the rules

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/21metgala/status/2051445514185371910?s=46 I’m fucking crying

21 (@21metgala)

Sabrina Carpenter attends the 2026 Met Gala.

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 4, 2026, 11:34 PM

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith He changed the spelling

[past hinge]

cm

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Wtm

[velvet zenith]

Idk

[chilly bear]

cam
cem
cim
com
cum

which one

[velvet zenith]

Wanna update readmes

[half compass]

You forgot w

[desert cairn]

what we updating

[half compass]

W is a vowel

Idiot

[velvet zenith]

Are you r worded

[past hinge]

The last one

[desert cairn]

you should be shot

[ashen basin]

Where

[chilly bear]

that means "and"

[ashen basin]

With what

[chilly bear]

im gonna cwm you

[half compass]

Ok

[past hinge]

wait a minute, cum means “and”?

[teal bramble]

otmrorow maybe idk

[half compass]

@velvet zenith Whats the best indian food

Please tell me

[velvet zenith]

Idk ask that fat fuck acatto

[jagged turret]

don't buy Indian food

[half compass]

But hes not indian

[desert cairn]

all he does is eat indian food

[chilly bear]

haha u said it

[jagged turret]

@velvet zenith what's the best India in food

[velvet zenith]

He eats a fuck ton of it

[jagged turret]

Is acatto British

[velvet zenith]

I bet the place he gets it from knows who he is

[half compass]

No he’s polynesian

[jagged turret]

What like the sauce from chick fil a?

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith SO what is being updated

Fat r word

[half compass]

They have a polysexual sauce ?

[desert cairn]

4.0.0 ??

[jagged turret]

Polynesian are you stupid

[chilly bear]

Drinking blood was a common remedy in the 16th century.

[ashen basin]

It still is!

[velvet zenith]

The read me

All of them

[half compass]

That is certainly a great theory

Would explain a lot

[teal bramble]

butter chicken

[ashen basin]

True

[chilly bear]

true

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith ive determined that butter chicken is better than chicken tikka masala

both fire

but butter chicken better

[half compass]

But youre not indian how would you know

[chilly bear]

chicken tikka masala is like a snack

or an appetizer

[half compass]

You dont have jurisdiction over indian food if youre not indian

[teal bramble]

i have 20 indian restaurant orders

[velvet zenith]

I have it full access dm

[teal bramble]

all 40€ or over each

[half compass]

So youre spiritually indian

[desert cairn]

this is where all the foid ai money goes

[teal bramble]

Yeah

[teal bramble]

Bro Lowkey its worth it

[velvet zenith]

dude how are you spending 40 euro each time on indian food

[desert cairn]

you have to negociate like a real indian

[velvet zenith]

Even we dont spend that much when we get takeout

Hes clearly doing something wrong

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1497952890138918912/1499465618053927002/togif.gif

[desert cairn]

Saar this is rip off sir give me 10% off sir

[teal bramble]

takeout where i live is minimum 35-40 eur

lol

[velvet zenith]

try not being lazy and getting it yourself

[teal bramble]

ye imma walk there

[velvet zenith]

Bike

[teal bramble]

ill starve by then

[teal bramble]

i dont have one

[half compass]

are you the chud chicken

[teal bramble]

Yis

[velvet zenith]

How do you live in europe with no bike

[desert cairn]

ur like 18 get a car

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Whats the latest bun version

[teal bramble]

eta s0n

[desert cairn]

6.7

[teal bramble]

1. something

[jagged turret]

I haven't had India in food in a few years I think

[velvet zenith]

I haven't had India in food in a few years I think

[jagged turret]

bun is buns

[teal bramble]

v1.3.13

[teal bramble]

😂😭

[half compass]

1. something
2. something
3. something

[jagged turret]

Oh

[velvet zenith]

% Total % Received % Xferd Average Speed Time Time Time Current
Dload Upload Total Spent Left Speed
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 --:--:-- --:--:-- --:--:-- 0
100 33.2M 100 33.2M 0 0 45.2M 0 --:--:-- --:--:-- --:--:-- 45.2M
Archive: /tmp/tmp.bY9iwrLkDZ/bun-dl/bun-linux-aarch64-musl.zip
creating: /tmp/tmp.bY9iwrLkDZ/bun-dl/bun-linux-aarch64-musl/
inflating: /tmp/tmp.bY9iwrLkDZ/bun-dl/bun-linux-aarch64-musl/bun
Installed Bun v1.3.6 (aarch64-musl)

[teal bramble]

Oh

Keto lied

[chilly bear]

no

nothing

[velvet zenith]

Its not latest

[teal bramble]

latest stable is bun v1.3.13, dropped april 20. just run bun upgrade to grab it 🐰
-# :claude: 🌐 • 5.6s • Claude Opus 4.7

[velvet zenith]

Idk what latest is

[teal bramble]

v1.3.13

[velvet zenith]

Oh my shits out dated

[teal bramble]

Apparently

[velvet zenith]

Its not apparently when it has the globe icon

Moron

Web search

[half compass]

Can you make an acatto character ai @velvet zenith

I need to goon

[jagged turret]

I'm getting taco bell today

[chilly bear]

explain.

[teal bramble]

boba areu

silly

[velvet zenith]

bbaovanc🦆Role icon, Member Ultra — 8:38 PM
Is 1.3.6 newer than 1.3.12

[teal bramble]

?

[jagged turret]

Sorry

[teal bramble]

bbaovanc🦆Role icon, Member Ultra — 8:38 PM
Is 1.3.6 newer than 1.3.12

[versed sun]

apple doesnt support aftermarket displays truetone but allow monitours true tone?

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Yes because 6 comes after 12

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it's supposed to be

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I've been dealing with BIOS versions too much recently

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Elon musk is so rich that

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@desert cairn networking | * wlan0 ... [ ok ]
networking | * eth0 ...[eth0] Wi-Fi configured; skipping to avoid DHCP timeout
networking |ifup: failed to change interface eth0 state to 'up'
networking | [ !! ]
networking | * usb0 ...ip: ioctl 0x8913 failed: No such device

It works

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?

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what

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.

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can we have the jewish villager mod

@true tulip

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donald trump please say litecoin

[chilly bear]

but you have your built in display selected

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if i uncheck it the monitor becomes cool

[chilly bear]

nah it's an optical illusion.

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macbook only displ;ays backlight

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Thats crazy

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just blue and black looking screen

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it can use the sensors in ur macbook for external monitors apparently

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Thats crazy

[thick tapir]

for true tone if the lid is open

[chilly bear]

no it's an optical illusion

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Thats crazy

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but not aftermarket displays

[chilly bear]

that's because it's an optical illusion

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Openrc detexted

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my lcd went out on the macbook

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idk

in google ai i truss

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Its inching closer and closer to tomorrow

Im scared

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why