general

[jagged turret]

sha256sum is an easy command

[terse dome]

crc32sum

might also just be named crc32

[jagged turret]

counterpoint i have to install it

and idk which package would have it on debian

[terse dome]

surely it takes more time to calc hashes of all files

[jagged turret]

i mean i run it once and it takes like 5 minutes

[terse dome]

117 g in 5 mins ⁉️

[jagged turret]

idek where you get crc32 because no packages seem to have it

[jagged turret]

yes

that's on a single haswell core too

at like 3 ghz

[terse dome]

oh apparently its also named cksum

[terse dome]

isnt that as fast as cp

[jagged turret]

oh i have that

[jagged turret]

no

bottleneck by the cpu

[terse dome]

skull

[velvet zenith]

Thought this said haskell

[terse dome]

so then probably crc32 will make that a ssd bottleneck instead

[jagged turret]

this is cksum from coreutils

[terse dome]

so default is crc32

thumbsup

[hasty jungle]

gm

[terse dome]

gm

[jagged turret]

nope still cpu limited

it's doing about 400 MiB/s though

[terse dome]

hopefully less so

[jagged turret]

it's like 25% better

[terse dome]

wtf

oh is it bash bottleneck actually

to for loop through all files

i mean idk how ur running it but

[jagged turret]

i wonder if sha256sum uses hardware acceleration

[jagged turret]

with find so that should be negligible

Print or check SHA256 (256-bit) checksums. Legacy interface to the cksum utility.

so it just uses cksum

[half compass]

coffee spelt backwards is effoc

which is funny

[terse dome]

i mean i know x86 processors had some sort of insn for this

and if not simd can probably be utilized (though prob for crc32 as well)

[jagged turret]

it doesn't sound like it uses the sha extensions

[hot creek]

Meow

Meow

[terse dome]

what if perhaps find piped to xargs -P for parallel

[jagged turret]

is there a limit on how long args can be

i wonder if that would eat stuff

[terse dome]

yeah

some power of 2 i bet

[jagged turret]

that's probably like a megabyte in args

yeah that's 4.8 megabytes

[terse dome]

wtf

[wicked surge]

@terse dome im surprised the person who token logged me didnt message you

[terse dome]

guess they read my username /j

[wicked surge]

lol

[jagged turret]

from cryptsetup benchmark

#     Algorithm |       Key |      Encryption |      Decryption
        aes-cbc        128b       473.6 MiB/s      2351.2 MiB/s
    serpent-cbc        128b        74.8 MiB/s       526.6 MiB/s
    twofish-cbc        128b       157.6 MiB/s       337.0 MiB/s
        aes-cbc        256b       459.4 MiB/s      1860.6 MiB/s
    serpent-cbc        256b        84.5 MiB/s       526.1 MiB/s
    twofish-cbc        256b       178.3 MiB/s       337.1 MiB/s
        aes-xts        256b      2193.4 MiB/s      2202.3 MiB/s
    serpent-xts        256b       460.6 MiB/s       476.8 MiB/s
    twofish-xts        256b       312.5 MiB/s       318.0 MiB/s
        aes-xts        512b      1787.8 MiB/s      1791.0 MiB/s
    serpent-xts        512b       491.4 MiB/s       476.4 MiB/s
    twofish-xts        512b       318.6 MiB/s       317.9 MiB/s

[hot creek]

You got token logged?

Hydrate ahh

[jagged turret]

i think that should be using hardware acceleration and for others simd

[hot creek]

How did u get token logged

Did u install nexus

[wicked surge]

thursday

[jagged turret]

compare that to my 265k

#     Algorithm |       Key |      Encryption |      Decryption
        aes-cbc        128b      2088.1 MiB/s      8143.5 MiB/s
    serpent-cbc        128b       154.4 MiB/s      1288.4 MiB/s
    twofish-cbc        128b       279.3 MiB/s       667.3 MiB/s
        aes-cbc        256b      1605.1 MiB/s      6771.3 MiB/s
    serpent-cbc        256b       154.8 MiB/s      1288.7 MiB/s
    twofish-cbc        256b       280.3 MiB/s       666.8 MiB/s
        aes-xts        256b     11123.1 MiB/s     11009.4 MiB/s
    serpent-xts        256b      1076.4 MiB/s      1123.1 MiB/s
    twofish-xts        256b       621.1 MiB/s       621.6 MiB/s
        aes-xts        512b      9515.2 MiB/s      9541.2 MiB/s
    serpent-xts        512b      1075.6 MiB/s      1120.7 MiB/s
    twofish-xts        512b       619.9 MiB/s       616.6 MiB/s

[hot creek]

Spammer

Mods

[jagged turret]

look at that aes-xts score

[terse dome]

wtf

[jagged turret]

mf can encrypt faster than my ssd

[wicked surge]

how you got so much ram?

[jagged turret]

that;s a speed

[wicked surge]

oh

me dum dum

[jagged turret]

my pc with the 13700k has 64G ram though

[wicked surge]

64!

wtf

i only got 32

[raven pine]

i only have 8gb

[wicked surge]

@hot creek those fuckerfuckers got my telegram too

[wicked surge]

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1283117002055221271/1344843380357861428/attachment-1.gif

[raven pine]

did anyone see the new spotify icon

[untold helm]

?

[raven pine]

testflight beta

people on reddit hate it because "its hard to see when its a icon"

[untold helm]

Temp icon probably

[terse dome]

is there an internal version of spotify like outlook (wip) or twitter (earlybird)

[wicked surge]

us sideloaders cant get new apps 🙁

[raven pine]

what

its testflight beta

[raven pine]

i dont think so

i think its like instagram developer flag

[terse dome]

damn

[untold helm]

Yeah it’s probably just a new icon for just testflighters

[raven pine]

its on the android beta too (apparently) so idk

might be an event or something

[untold helm]

For beta users* then

[terse dome]

lowk

[slim nova]

yay

[raven pine]

they should just bring this back

[terse dome]

exactly

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1500530237807661329/caption.gif

[chilly bear]

glad we moved away from this.

[terse dome]

can i move away from you

sorry

[raven pine]

why

[chilly bear]

doesn't look as good.

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/cecesrhaccc1-on-tiktok-cecesrhaccc1-wave-wave-cat-cecesgif-gif-3519480851846766777

[raven pine]

stib whats urs opinion

[split nimbus]

it looks too aged

[fresh stump]

I want a dang record player

[split nimbus]

u should get one

what’s stopping u

[fresh stump]

A lack of money.

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[untold helm]

Job

[fresh stump]

Could. No one hiring.

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-gif-16364797296795030796

[fresh stump]

Not even them.

[split nimbus]

wtf

[fresh stump]

Right?

[split nimbus]

if McDonald’s isn’t hiring then idk

[chilly bear]

im hiring

all u have to do is

post mr beast scam is every server

ok?

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1451996895160434801/1500292716448186501/IMG_9873.gif

[wicked surge]

@chilly bear ur not funny

[fresh stump]

Can’t even meme post in this server

[slim nova]

@chilly bear ur not funny

[hasty jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-season-4-invincible-mark-grayson-mark-oliver-gif-6449386041568717662

[chilly bear]

not funny

just urs

[slim nova]

job job job sahur

[wicked surge]

shut up boob

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1500532288369463406/caption.gif

[slim nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1500532288369463406/caption.gif

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1500532288369463406/caption.gif

[wicked surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1500532288369463406/caption.gif

[slim nova]

@chilly bear ur not funny

[wicked surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1422256301659918521/1492475680145805582/uncaption.gif

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1500530237807661329/caption.gif

[chilly bear]

https://tmp.esmbot.net/xsfaakxezwn.gif

[split nimbus]

NOOOOOO

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-oooh-jb-justin-bieber-gif-4160775

GN my frens. ttyl

[untold helm]

This image has expired.

Images with a file size higher than Discord’s upload limit are temporarily stored on our server for display and deleted after a period of time.

If you want to use an image, make sure to save it to your device!

[hot junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1463621160322207907/1498800084937211994/output.gif

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Scam

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1463621160322207907/1498800084937211994/output.gif?ex=69f9115a&is=69f7bfda&hm=0c5733810687ab04aa7c5c226e2fa9c28c41a8654ac3ef4466e6a6542a509e9b&

[hot junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1419717787001159726/1500645466247794778/togif.gif

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Scam

[alpine spoke]

is it worth buying a PSU for a PS4 I am planning on selling

The PS4 works otherwise just is on latest firmware

[gilded rapids]

gg not bad for us mobile

[alpine spoke]

I got free copy of Battlefront 2 on the PS4

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith

[hot junco]

is idescriptor just an open source alternative to the funny blue spyware app?

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith

[hot junco]

@velvet zenith

[untold helm]

@velvet zenith

[hot junco]

huh

[tame rock]

I find it really confusing and funny and nice that all of these modern memes are just taking something old and/or forgotten and give it new life outside of just the original fans

girlcockx smh

[burnt kite]

Da fuck

[hot junco]

xcancel.com smh

[obtuse ruin]

you removed a /

[burnt kite]

https://fixupx.com/fw_naetoblaq/status/2050656673522450622

♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 (@fw_naetoblaq)

When you finally accept the fact you're fuckin nuts

**💬 31 🔁 3.4K ❤️ 15.7K 👁️ 333.0K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · May 2, 2026, 7:20 PM

[tame rock]

I guess I never knew because I’ve never had anything to remember up until recently.

[tame shuttle]

Always open source stuff with the wildest user interfaces

[oblique kettle]

guys can anyone just send me the ap bio leak for free
it lit got leaked every where but i just cant find where

[lofty hound]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/844151875473506367/979698276674703410/image0.gif

[ashen basin]

Mfs asking for AP leaks 💀💀💀

[desert cairn]

just remember someone made this and thought this was good enough to publish

dude took a solid 10s to write ok

[velvet zenith]

i was writing something else and it didnt make sense

[lofty hound]

how do you fail at selecting a font like this

[obtuse ruin]

genuinely harder to make it look that bad

than to just not

[velvet zenith]

Theyre from thailand

[vapid spruce]

iphone 12 mini mentioned🔥🗣️⁉️

[tame rock]

I want to say I don’t get people getting upset over this but I can see how people could feel invaded of something once they only knew can be upsetting

[autumn lodge]

I accidentally infected my iPhone with coruna spyware

[chilly bear]

i know.

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle @polar python @shepgoba

[autumn lodge]

Would mte even make a coruna style chain fail

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[hot creek]

trans...
your order

help

the woke left is trying to infest me

[chilly bear]

@lusty briar coruna expert.

[gusty gulch]

omg i’m tired

[hot creek]

Hi tired I. Mr car

[jagged turret]

I. Mr car

[hot creek]

Why do u hate me

[jagged turret]

where do you get images like these

[hot creek]

Gboard

[jagged turret]

oh

why is your phone so narrow

is that a samsung

[obtuse ruin]

fold

[hot creek]

Yes

[jagged turret]

oh god

[half compass]

@desert cairn Haha

[hot creek]

Zfold cover display

[half compass]

hope you never find the portal

[hot creek]

Very hard to type on

[jagged turret]

how did you get a samsung

and what happened to the pixel

[hot creek]

It's the $50 zfold with the broken inner screen

[obtuse ruin]

probably broke

[hot creek]

I still have it

[obtuse ruin]

it's a pixel

[jagged turret]

did you spend $50 on a broken phone

[hot creek]

This zfold was $50 and it had 500gb storage

[hot creek]

No it still fully works on the cover display

[jagged turret]

instead of new hard drives to replace your actively failing ones

[hot creek]

This phone is cheaper than a 500gb ssd

[jagged turret]

no it is not

[hot creek]

At $50 it was

[jagged turret]

we literally proved this last week

[obtuse ruin]

based

[jagged turret]

we both visited ebay

[obtuse ruin]

now > the future

[hot creek]

That was SAS hard drives

[jagged turret]

there were sata drives as well

[obtuse ruin]

never invest

[hot creek]

Flash memory is solid state Mr bank

[obtuse ruin]

nothing ever happens

[hot creek]

The only $50 SSD's were 250gb

[jagged turret]

there were also solid state drives

but you could buy a hard drive

it would still be faster than the ewaste hdd

[half compass]

Hes hydrating

[hot creek]

be so real

Even using this $50 zfold as a USB 500gb drive is more cost effective

[hot creek]

Write errors mean basically nothing

Just keep trying the write lil cro

Bio in pussy

[half compass]

in pussy bio

[velvet zenith]

check my bio 😁

[half compass]

@muted shuttle This user is baiting whitenames into saying a raid phrase

Please help

[jagged turret]

wtf is the unit on this

241 Total_LBAs_Written ----CK 253 253 000 - 146

i don't think the drive has only had 74 KB written

[compact apex]

can someone help me jailbreakmy ipod touch gen 2

[true plover]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8pdRmhp/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Pishposh (@dreamsome)

❤️ 48.3K 💬 869 🔁 11.5K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · May 3, 2026, 5:14 AM

[lusty briar]

probably

[hot creek]

Bio in pussy 😁

[tame rock]

Can’t believe 🦷

[hot creek]

What the fuck is this Maxine ass tweet dude

[desert cairn]

maxine ahh post

[vapid spruce]

post ahh maxine

[fresh stump]

ahh maxine post

There are at least two more permutations I can think of

[wary badge]

tsop hha enixam

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[desert cairn]

i hate usb audio

[velvet zenith]

fgjn

[desert cairn]

fgjn

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Hi

@half compass Hi

[autumn lodge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/jailbreak/s/w8BYfV7OTK

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[autumn lodge]

People are fighting in here

[half compass]

what

[autumn lodge]

In that post

[fickle tapir]

can i write in this chat for help with an ipad?

ah nvm

[alpine spoke]

is 91% capacity for 11 inch M2 iPad Air normal for 158 cycles

[velvet zenith]

idk

[uncut token]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/76/17/e4/7617e48777d9f7d615a92c4304ba68ce.gif
ya'll look at this image 😂😂😂😂

[cinder pebble]

I'm in light mode, folks

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle I just had a mii wonder why the bathroom door was locked, got it open, then blushed and went in

[untold helm]

???!

[uncut token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1284949945450893428/1430921640639987874/togif.gif

[rich island]

sorry but i use the onyx theme cro

discord got dark, darker and darkest fr

[velvet zenith]

U guys r freaks if u dont use the onyx theme

[hot creek]

LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL TOMORROOWWWWWW

Lets goooko

@muted shuttle How many days u got left

[untold helm]

@hot creek what could this mean

[hot creek]

was it Maxine's mii

[untold helm]

No

[hot creek]

no idea then

[untold helm]

What would you say if it was hers

[hot creek]

I would probably say well well well

[untold helm]

Send ur mii

[hot creek]

I don't have a switch 🥀

[untold helm]

Doesn’t matter make one using like mii creator

[ember saffron]

Hi guys

[untold helm]

Or send ur Wii/3DS one if possible

[hot creek]

Malware

[hot creek]

The last time i had a wii was like 2012 i think

[snow sphinx]

Hey uhh

I need help with fixing iCloud on my iPhone 4s

It keeps saying that the certificate for the server is invalid

Could someone help me?

[untold helm]

???

[uncut token]

https://tenor.com/view/vol-can-de-guatemala-dios-bendiga-dios-bendiga-mi-guatemala-gif-11959129

[snow sphinx]

This is really important as some of my parents old messages are on here

I’m asking here bc I need to know whether or not I need to jailbreak it

[old grotto]

Hello

Who a staff

@untold helm

[untold helm]

Hello

[old grotto]

Could you help with a problem i have

[untold helm]

I might be able to, I would move to #jailbreak tho

[gilded rapids]

not bad 16 pro

[half compass]

nah

[hot creek]

Holy fuck he's so hot

[half compass]

probably shared an airtag location

or some shit

[half compass]

bro what

you are ALL alone on this one

who the fuck knows

does the person in question like pressing random buttons

[velvet zenith]

youre being tracked

destroy your phone immediately

theyre tracking you bro

[half compass]

i doubt you're important enough bro

but sure

[velvet zenith]

fr

[half compass]

if you are

then maybe

if you're really important you should use just burners and tails or something

[jagged turret]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2050980340009767397

Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc (@JasonKPargin)

Such a clear indication that they need to reinforce those places where it's getting shot

Quoting OSINTtechnical (@Osinttechnical)
︀
Ukrainian E-300 strike drone, as seen by a Russian interceptor drone, still flying after taking dozens of AAA hits.

**💬 105 🔁 908 ❤️ 30.8K 👁️ 1.08M **

FixupX · May 3, 2026, 4:46 PM

[hot creek]

I know bro he is so cute

[half compass]

i dont think you should use an iphone at all

[hot creek]

What happened to sourceloc

Did he get banned

[velvet zenith]

flip phone

[half compass]

burners and tails if you are like a head of state or some bullshit

but since you aren't

it's probably a person pressing random buttons

[hot creek]

Man this ban gay as fuck

Free sourceloc

[velvet zenith]

No bro theyre being tracked by someone who wants to share an airtag location with them

Lockdown mode bypass

[half compass]

you give discord skid vibes so i assume thats what you are

[velvet zenith]

Theyre being tracked

[half compass]

correct me if im wrong

[velvet zenith]

By someone who just wants to share an airtag location

[hot creek]

@half compass dig (out the airtag that's) in your ass

[velvet zenith]

You have to destroy your phone immediately

Theyve compromised lockdown mode

ur just being schizo anyways

they just wanted to share the location of an airtag with you

[untold helm]

Sourceloc after asking on his opinion on gay people

[velvet zenith]

So

So

[hot creek]

Ts wasn't even his ban reason 😭

[velvet zenith]

I can share my airtags with someone who lives like 1k miles from me

Np

The notification you got was pretty descriptive

[half compass]

im not being condescending

im just being honest bro

😭

[hot creek]

Thanks for being condensation

[half compass]

if you were that important i'd think you know you shouldn't be using an iphone in the first place

[hot creek]

How xrt level 87

Wtf

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1258332281194414210/1147760541180362753.gif

[untold helm]

I think he blocked me at one point

[half compass]

probably

he hates gay people

[hot creek]

based

no

NO

it sent late

[hot creek]

this is based

[jagged turret]

Who's sourcelocation again

[half compass]

some tweak dev

[hot creek]

maxines boyfriend

[half compass]

he's not that relevant

[jagged turret]

isn't that you

[half compass]

but the one thing about him that makes him special is he hates gay people

[untold helm]

tweak dev who’s scared of gay people

He made cardulator and the original dopamine ui

[jagged turret]

based tbh I would be scared as well

[half compass]

so people like to shit on him

[hot creek]

Oh shit i forgot of cardulator

[jagged turret]

@keto what's cardulator

[half compass]

wtf is cardulator

[untold helm]

He’s still credited although it’s been basically remade

(Although similar if not the same layout)

[half compass]

it's not that hard to be credited in a jailbreak

[half compass]

just be a good ui dev

or make a good icon

[untold helm]

[half compass]

i was just about to ask

[untold helm]

I hope so

[half compass]

why were you credited

is it not just nathans pfp

[untold helm]

No

I made it cube

[half compass]

[half compass]

also

[half compass]

how the fuck is he hot

he looks like a chicken

[untold helm]

I can see the vision

There’s people who think the “me?” Twink is hot too

[half compass]

a chicken with greasy hair

[hot creek]

i search homophobic dog meme on twitter and i get pictures of homosexual furries wearing muzzles

[half compass]

doesnt he do porn now

[untold helm]

????

[half compass]

yeah

[untold helm]

I don’t even think people have identified him

[untold helm]

Unless I’m wrong

[half compass]

i think i remember seeing mfs talking about that

somewhere

[hot creek]

Who up practicing scientology

[half compass]

SHANNON!!!!!!

SHANNON

[hot creek]

Who the fuck is shannon

[half compass]

shannon from scientology

yudono ball

[hot creek]

???

[untold helm]

@half compass said “You Don’t Know Ball” (like humor knowledge) in TikTok slang

[lofty hound]

shannon!

[chilly bear]

it's like how i think ur hot.

[half compass]

@hot creek this is shannon

[untold helm]

Same person btw

[half compass]

Holy shit theres a shannon character ai

https://character.ai/chat/_OH_ar4Lz0Z6EumnJ6F_Ctrg0kmxCCc3A3PKyIWiFUk

wait no

[chilly bear]

selfcest

[half compass]

i think it got deleted

they got rid of the shannon character ai

this is a tragedy

how will i goon to shannon now

[untold helm]

Scientology got them

[hot creek]

Is that you

[untold helm]

@hot creek @dense valve @jaunty garnet

[jaunty garnet]

???

[untold helm]

Person schizo of their apple phone case because it’s nfc

[jaunty garnet]

can nfc even do anything bad

[half compass]

yea

nfc can hack you with elite hax!

[velvet zenith]

nfc is how voidai got hacked the first time

@teal bramble Voidai down btw claude not working

[lofty hound]

codex users laughing

[half compass]

@chilly bear https://modrinth.com/mod/kiwi

[ripe anchor]

I now am the not so proud owner of a 15’’ m5 macbook air 24gb 1tb 🥀

Rip my m1

[gusty hedge]

Yeaaaaa

[ripe anchor]

lost all my data so that’s something interesting i fucking guess

[thick tapir]

casino has a cycle 1500 dollars through the machines for a 20 dollar meal credit wowzers

[sour canyon]

WHt

[errant elk]

im waiting for m6

my m1 pro is due for an upgrade

[sour canyon]

can someone fix it or recover the data

[ripe anchor]

It’s an m1 mbp touchbar

Water damaged

Still leaking water after 36 hours

It’s safe to say the data will not be recoverable

[alpine cypress]

how

[ripe anchor]

Broke down crying in my car

[alpine cypress]

hi muffish

[ripe anchor]

$1500 for a new mac like who da fuqq making these prices gng 🥀😭

[alpine cypress]

john apple

[ripe anchor]

Tim Crook

[teal bramble]

okay

[teal bramble]

gir sucks i hate u

[gusty hedge]

Ok

[teal bramble]

i rewrote it to have an async db driver

it works nice

[gusty hedge]

That’s cool

[teal bramble]

thx twin

how u been ?

[slim loom]

gm

[atomic yarrow]

What do you guys recommend?

[slim loom]

dont watch it at all

[atomic yarrow]

Not possible, it's a fundamental human Drive.

[ashen basin]

Why is this dumbass asking for porn recommendations in rjb

[slim loom]

ong 😭

[ashen basin]

?

[surreal thorn]

lf anoyne to play with dm me

[slim loom]

wrong server bro

sending it in 2 channels too

🥀

[ashen basin]

😭

[carmine elk]

i can’t stop crying sora is gone

it was so fun being there

[surreal thorn]

anoyne down to play?

[uncut token]

y’all should I buy an iPad Air 2

For JB

[surreal thorn]

anoyne down to play?

[slim loom]

shut up

[atomic yarrow]

I said separate device

Not corn recommendations

Wtff

[teal bramble]

THANK GOD

[onyx urchin]

Good morning

[onyx urchin]

???

[ashen basin]

I’m crying

[onyx urchin]

9:43 in the morning

Mfs asking about PORN

[teal bramble]

Goedemorgen

[onyx urchin]

Even I’m not that freaked out

[ashen basin]

Well ur in a fake timezone tbf

[onyx urchin]

Goedemorgen

Mr Cat How Is Your Headache

[teal bramble]

It’s cured now

Bless

[onyx urchin]

Mashallah

[teal bramble]

but my leg hurts now

[glacial valve]

sudo mole clean

[teal bramble]

u da real mole ❤️

[glacial valve]

skill issue

[onyx urchin]

Just started off my day with 10mg adderall

[glacial valve]

where q5

[teal bramble]

adderall is legal in the nl????

[onyx urchin]

idk I got mine prescribed in the US

Got enough of them left

😭😭😭

lowkey need to go back and get some more of different doses

unless I find a psychiatrist here

[surreal thorn]

anoyne want duo grind?'

[onyx urchin]

what

@teal bramble check ur DMs this is a state emergency

[surreal thorn]

anoyne want duo grind?'

[onyx urchin]

what

[surreal thorn]

I looking partner to play

duo grind

[half compass]

Inshallah brother

[onyx urchin]

yes what game

[half compass]

May allah help you find a partner

[surreal thorn]

jail break bro

[onyx urchin]

😭😭😭😭

bro

This is not the right jailbreak server

[half compass]

do not

WHY did you tell him

ruined it all

[faint pelican]

and remember kids - if they’re ugly and tryna talk to you, drain their bank account first

[onyx urchin]

good

also if they’re not ugly

[faint pelican]

nah if they’re hot, move into their house

[onyx urchin]

just bc someone not ugly doesn’t mean u shouldn’t drain their account, unless u get them to like u

[faint pelican]

nah. leave their bank account alone. drain their balls instead

[onyx urchin]

What the FUCK?

[faint pelican]

at first

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-hysterically-cracking-up-laughing-hilarious-lmao-gif-17254967

me rn

[onyx urchin]

what if they have no balls I don’t like balls

I like the other

I’m happy I got u giggling while I’m out here shitting on the toilet fighting for my life

[faint pelican]

make her cum unconditionally

ur asshole rn

[onyx urchin]

oh god

It’s not burnin tbh

[faint pelican]

😭😭😭

[onyx urchin]

I just need to be done quickly get some protein in before the adderall hits

[faint pelican]

i didn’t need to KNOW THAT

[onyx urchin]

Otherwise I can’t eat

[onyx urchin]

u started this man

[faint pelican]

drain your dad bank account

[onyx urchin]

I got more than him why would I do that

😭😭😭😭

[faint pelican]

oh

ok

what’s your login?

[onyx urchin]

so first you ssh into the mainframe

[faint pelican]

i need to uh do some uh bank stuff

[onyx urchin]

type in root

[faint pelican]

uh in ur account

[onyx urchin]

Then alpine1

[faint pelican]

i need access

[onyx urchin]

And there you go

[faint pelican]

i also need your banking information and your mothers madden name

oh and i see here your first pets name

https://tenor.com/view/schitts-creek-moira-rose-scam-lie-fraud-gif-19979917

[onyx urchin]

Deez

[faint pelican]

nuts

got emmmmm

[glacial valve]

malware on my mac

[jagged turret]

exec

[carmine elk]

fym fixing bugs in 19

clanker social media btw

all of em are clanker except me

w elelena tho

goog girl

[rich dune]

6. Megabytes.

icraze is hiding something

[teal bramble]

dude is not kendrick lamar

[ashen basin]

I still can’t believe Bella Ramsey is going on traitors

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-thomas-mcgregor-domhnall-gleeson-peter-rabbit2-the-runaway-gif-20962823

[ashen basin]

Just so random to me

[teal bramble]

@ashen basin hello my favorite gay person

[ashen basin]

?

Hi?

That’s a little weird

[teal bramble]

sorry :(

i meant Hi

[ashen basin]

Why is your favorite gay person not yourself

[teal bramble]

Imm not gay tho :/

[ashen basin]

false

Nah I’m just messing with you LMFAO

Not about u being gay but idgaf about ur message LOL

How are you

[carmine elk]

he’s hiding the fact u can buy i mean PIRATE his tweaks

yup i meant PIRATE bc buy isn’t a real word in the icraze dictionary

[sour canyon]

ios 26 on all of these are

[ashen basin]

Nah but why am IIIIIII your favorite gay person 😭😭😭😭

[carmine elk]

yall my mom is never updating her iphone 17 from ios 26 bc updates on her 13 made it laggy

so when she upgrades i’ll have her 17 on 26

[glacial valve]

Obf (BCF) pov

[carmine elk]

FUCK I SAID HIS

SHE AINT TRANS

[ashen basin]

Huh

Oh

[teal bramble]

???? sorry ???

[teal bramble]

Cuz u cool

U can make fire pancakes

[teal bramble]

I’m good!

[ashen basin]

U want a pancake on fire

Sure

[teal bramble]

Hell yeah

I’d eat that

[rich dune]

I wish intel pin was not x86 only

[teal bramble]

Dude a guy in myclass mixed monster with 40% alcohol

its so good tho

😭

[glacial valve]

Based

[ashen basin]

Oh fuck no

[teal bramble]

Its Good

I swear

I told him to make this a real thing and id buy it

Im willingly gonna become an alcoholic for ts

[glacial valve]

Some friend did the same thing

And it was good

Apparently

[teal bramble]

See??????

[glacial valve]

@shepgoba

[onyx urchin]

REPLY DMS PLEASE

[teal bramble]

Yes twin

[onyx urchin]

THANK U TWIN

[half compass]

mixing alcohol with anything makes it taste like shit

[sleek rivet]

how much monster is unhealthy

i know someone who has been drinking 5 cans daily for like, 6 months

they're still alive so surely it's safe and healthy

[ashen basin]

Jesus Christ

[onyx urchin]

what the fuck

[agile wing]

that's too much imo

[onyx urchin]

do they not get heart jitters and shit

[sleek rivet]

i guess not idk

[onyx urchin]

they gon die early of heart disease

or whatever disease

[half compass]

5 cans daily is insane

[teal bramble]

Help

this alcohol is too concentray

Im on a empty stomach

[glacial valve]

🧌

[ashen basin]

RIP

[teal bramble]

@glacial valve u can hold my funeral

[glacial valve]

Is it in Wittlich ?

[teal bramble]

Idk probably

Bury me with the bmw

Idk if its placebo bruh

i feel sickly tho

@half compass Dear trump, please say “Bitcoin”

[glacial valve]

@half compass Dear trump, please say “Bitcoin”

@half compass Dear trump, please say “Bitcoin”

@half compass Dear trump, please say “Bitcoin”

@half compass Dear trump, please say “Bitcoin”

[glacial valve]

no

it's coming back with me

[teal bramble]

@glacial valve Dear rootfs, please say “Litecoin”

[glacial valve]

wtf you have more litecoin than me

Litecoin

Litecoin

Litecoin

Litecoin

Litecoin

[teal bramble]

Thx it 10xed

[glacial valve]

Litecoin

Litecoin

Litecoin

Litecoin

Litecoin

Litecoin

Litecoin

How about now

[teal bramble]

It went diwn fuck

[glacial valve]

erika kirk please say LTC BTC

[teal bramble]

Follow to always be the first to hear recent news and trending videos.🚨

@half compass

[ashen basin]

Gay news

[teal bramble]

Fr

[teal bramble]

carl marks

@glacial valve It went up by a dollar

Thank you brother

Acrually I got like $30 Today Cuz of it Goinf Up

[half compass]

@teal bramble how do you launder money from your illegal businesses

[teal bramble]

i need to buy a trezor

[half compass]

Need help

[teal bramble]

I don’t know. And I wouldn’t know because I don’t launder money.

[half compass]

you don’t launder it?

how do you turn it into fiat then

that makes no sense

[glacial valve]

npp bro

anytime

I will take $67 of commision

[glacial valve]

respectfully, the german irs is not gonna care about 5k

[teal bramble]

KYC

It’s taxed

Properly

Unfortunately.

[half compass]

but then you get taxes

[glacial valve]

So you don't launder the money

unbased

[half compass]

how do i launder the money

[teal bramble]

If i had like 100k-1m usd then i could get it in cash for like a couple of cents

But im not that rich yet

[glacial valve]

mods

You need a valid business

to launder the money

:/

[half compass]

but how do i make a real business

[teal bramble]

Thx

[teal bramble]

Go to anaf or something idk

[glacial valve]

send it to me

[glacial valve]

You need a valid business

[half compass]

but how do i make a valid business

[glacial valve]

open a restaurant

[half compass]

can i make a dog spa

[glacial valve]

yes!

You'd be selling @teal bramble ?

[half compass]

and then whats the next step

how do i wire money into the dog spa

[glacial valve]

you pay for dogs that don't exist

[teal bramble]

registering a business in romania isn't too bad, but there's a few steps. let me grab the current info so you're not working off outdated stuff.here's the rundown for registering a business in romania (most people go with an SRL — the limited liability company, romanian equivalent of an LLC):

1. pick your structure
the SRL ("Societate cu Răspundere Limitată") is the most common choice for both local and foreign entrepreneurs — shareholders are liable only to the extent of their capital contribution, and it can have up to 50 shareholders.

2. reserve a company name
choosing your company name is the first formal step. it must be unique and not confusingly similar to another registered business. you can submit up to three name options to the Trade Register, and once approved, the reservation is valid for 30 days.

3. set up a registered office
you'll need a registered office in romania — submit documents proving a lease agreement, ownership, or use a temporary registered office service.

4. share capital
heads up — starting january 1, 2026, a romanian SRL must be incorporated with capital of at least RON 500. companies with turnover of at least RON 400,000/year need a minimum share capital of RON 5,000.

5. draft the constitutive documents (Articles of Association)
these should include: details of shareholders and capital contributions, company activities (using NACE codes), management structure and administrator roles, how resolutions are taken in shareholder meetings, and Ultimate Beneficial Owner info.

6. file with the Trade Registry (ONRC) — the main procedure at the Trade Registry takes between 5 to 7 days.

7. tax registration with ANAF
simultaneously with trade register filing, the company is enrolled with ANAF. this step decides whether you'll be taxed under the micro-enterprise regime (1% on revenue) or standard corporate tax (16% on profit), and your VAT status.

8. open a bank account — new in 2026: newly incorporated companies are required to open a bank account within 60 business days of registration.

tax stuff worth knowing:

• the micro-enterprise regime, simplified from 1 January 2026, allows companies with annual revenue below €100,000 to pay a flat 1% tax on turnover — not on profit, but on gross revenue.
• the 1% rate requires at least one employee. otherwise it's 16% standard corporate tax.
• VAT registration is required when annual turnover exceeds EUR 88,500 (RON 300,000), though voluntary registration before that is possible.

realistic costs/timeline:
average total setup cost on the market with services is around €800–1,200, and first-year operating cost (accounting + office + filings) runs €2,000–3,000.

if you're a non-resident, the whole thing can be done remotely through power of attorney with a local lawyer/firm. want me to dig into any specific step — like the micro-enterprise tax, or the non-resident process?
-# :claude: 🌐 • 25.8s • Claude Opus 4.7

Here

[half compass]

but what if the police comes looking and they see no dogs at the spa

how do i make fake dogs

[teal bramble]

You steal the dogs

🇮🇱🕎

[half compass]

but where do i steal the dogs from

how do i steal the dogs

dog park?

[teal bramble]

Yeah

You find abandoned leaked sites that expose the dogs and sell them

[glacial valve]

you need to move to a certain country

[teal bramble]

These fucking jews took $10 from me to swal

What the Hell

[ornate latch]

why did you have it in ltc

[teal bramble]

I don’t know

i swapped to tether

[ornate latch]

good

[half compass]

how do i steal the entire dog park

[teal bramble]

They took 10% from me

[half compass]

do i make a fake dog park

then steal the dogs

then bring them to my fake dog spa

I don’t get it

This is too complicated

[teal bramble]

fr

[teal bramble]

0.353% in fees

Not bad Not Bad

[glacial valve]

@dense valve please refund acatto

@polar python too

[teal bramble]

this would’ve been more jewish

[half compass]

deliver an entire dog park to him

[ornate latch]

shut up frenchie

[glacial valve]

shut up r

[teal bramble]

I wouldnt be upset

[ornate latch]

say it

[half compass]

@ornate latch can you help me launder money through a dog spa

[ornate latch]

no balls

[glacial valve]

imagine getting tether

[ornate latch]

good boy

[teal bramble]

Status: Deposit detected, waiting for blockchain confirmation. Refresh your transaction status with the button below:

Whys it so slowwwwwwww

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1315473140209553408/caption.gif

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1457160471399628953/caption.gif

[rotund glade]

Deserve

[half compass]

What should i name my dog spa

[teal bramble]

VoidSpa

[glacial valve]

foidspa

[rotund glade]

Dont do that

[teal bramble]

Dont Do This do That

[rotund glade]

-100% profit

[half compass]

but you already launder money through that

[teal bramble]

Only if u ban orange dogs

[teal bramble]

No I Do Not

[half compass]

i wanna be original

[rotund glade]

Facts…

[teal bramble]

XrtSpa

[terse dome]

wtf romanian everywhere i go

[teal bramble]

Sugeo

👅

[terse dome]

i cannot escape this language

[half compass]

What does this mean

What language is this

Im sure it means something nice

[teal bramble]

Chinese

[rotund glade]

Are you chinese

[teal bramble]

Yea

[half compass]

Bi hanbao

[terse dome]

not sure chinese has the cluster geo

[glacial valve]

fr

[rotund glade]

嗨，兄弟们，我来自冈比亚

[half compass]

奉命通告：自本指令发布之日起，必须无条件遵守以下条款，任何违反行为将被视为严重违规并立即失效。

[split nimbus]

WHAT IS THIS

https://a.thumbs.redditmedia.com/test

[rotund glade]

😰😰😰

[coral fog]

https://probe.twitter.com/edgeprobe

[sleek rivet]

it's screaming because it's having an identity crisis

[half compass]

@teal bramble the dogs at my dog spa are being poisoned

How can i fix it

[rotund glade]

Acatto is the one poisoning

Cut him off

[glacial valve]

you gotta kiss the wall

bro

[half compass]

Ill cut his penis off

[rotund glade]

I think that already happened

[glacial valve]

?

[teal bramble]

?

[teal bramble]

https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/test

[teal bramble]

aaaaaaaaa

https://probe.x.com/edgeprobe

ts works too

[ashen basin]

Turning my scary Isabelle into a cunty Isabelle

[teal bramble]

@rotund glade @ornate latch trocador jewed my shit!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank god its insured

[wild pelican]

owo what

tvos blockota method no moar?

why tf do i have to route all the traffic via some fucking dns to block ota

and does it mean that if dns goes down- all the interwebz on the device goes down as well?

[teal bramble]

Nvm litecoin has shitted their pants

https://x.com/litecoin/status/2048135554445832542?s=46

Litecoin (@litecoin)

Litecoin update:

• A zero-day bug caused a DoS attack that disrupted major mining pools.
• Non-updated mining nodes allowed an invalid MWEB transaction allowing them to peg out coins to third party DEX’s
• A 13-block reorg reversed those invalid transactions — they will not

X · Apr 25, 2026, 8:22 PM

thats why i need like 10 billion confirmations now

[rotund glade]

Oh nah

😰🤬

[teal bramble]

Piali! ¿Kenijkatsa uelis nimitspaleuis ipan ni tonali?

[rotund glade]

😰

[mystic rune]

pago 7$ a 15$ pra quem me ajudar aqui, tenho ref vem dm

[half compass]

the dns doesn’t exist

also PLEASE stop talking like that

you are pissing me off

[rich dune]

@half compass why your pfp is a box

[half compass]

#general message

[rich dune]

sob

[teal bramble]

@half compass can u change ur pfp to a cat i keep thinking ur a cardboard box

[split nimbus]

why xrt a box

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1500813923727704064/caption.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1500813923727704064/caption.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1500813923727704064/caption.gif

dumb

[rotund glade]

i like to play on my puter with my friends

[vapid spruce]

fon

[ruby copper]

PLEASE WORK

Install: VerifyingApplication (40%)ERROR: Install failed. Got error "APIInternalError" with code 0x00000000: MISSignerType is MISSignerTypeLegacyVPN which is not supported by MI; returning MICodeSignerTypeUnknown

[arctic vapor]

hi

[rotund glade]

hi

[carmine elk]

js got a ps3 and it came wrapped in a fucking towel

[slim nova]

@muted shuttle

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1360073258128642228/1499942053667147898/togif.gif

[slim nova]

sabrina carpenter ahh lyris

[hard comet]

uhhhh i haven’t used my mac in like +12 hours and it’s really hot and doesn’t want to turn on

[glacial valve]

@dosdude this guy might need some help

[hard comet]

real

oh wait

it’s back

but insanely slow

[glacial valve]

temp

prob

[hard comet]

it’s been sitting at 45°C for five hours now apparently

why tho

[red oasis]

hi

school tweaking

[raven pine]

fuck

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1500839513713545246/caption.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1500813923727704064/caption.gif

[raven pine]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[hard comet]

home alone and we’re gonna get a new dishwasher in 5 minutes

istg

[raven pine]

i really hope they dont drop the iphone 11

[raven pine]

well you can wash the dishes

[stark spruce]

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116512968790021543

[chilly bear]

hi

[tame rock]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HHbP1YHWoAAFZDi.mp4

[wary badge]

Dudes scared of the ups man

[chilly bear]

that's perfectly normal.

[tame rock]

https://a.thumbs.redditmedia.com/test

There’s a surprise

fnaf burgers

[stark spruce]

aren't you too

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Hi

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[teal bramble]

Why are u up

msg=Your project has been denied access. Please contact support.

Help

[muted shuttle]

Wdym

[teal bramble]

isnt it like 6 or 7 am

for u

[muted shuttle]

Its 8:22

I wake up at like 6:40

[teal bramble]

yea exactly

[tidal dune]

Hello guys for some reason even after I erased my iPad Air 3 on iOS 14 it still won't let me update from settings. What can I do

I wanna update to iOS 18.7.8

[slim nova]

67

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Get a job

Not a foot.

[slim nova]

hand

[teal bramble]

@manic tulip Why are u asking me to do this?

[high shadow]

what did you use to take a pic of it

[gilded rapids]

16 pro

[fading panther]

Hello Mr. Blazer Valentine

[high shadow]

not bad

[fading panther]

a camera

[high shadow]

but like i think i used a $200 telescope during daytime and i saw that the moon was kinda faint

[gilded rapids]

gm

[high shadow]

but when i checked with a special planetary camera it looked like it was 6pm or smth

[high shadow]

not bad for that

[chilly bear]

@high shadow me????

[high shadow]

??

[high shadow]

wait are we siblings

far far siblings

we finally reunited

after years

[chilly bear]

yay

[teal bramble]

hands free audi

[faint pelican]

can i hit ur vape?

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[faint pelican]

plz

i’m begging

mine taste like technology

it taste like

the downfall of

jail breaking

[muted shuttle]

@hot creek @velvet zenith @teal bramble @desert cairn @polar python

[velvet zenith]

@hot creek @velvet zenith @teal bramble @desert cairn @polar python https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1500858770341756978/image.png?ex=69f9f727&is=69f8a5a7&hm=4b82072af7ab36d9551893e9a4f2a0d1fe8f597019d2c32baee169aa3a449870&

[muted shuttle]

What was the point

[velvet zenith]

Why are you allowed to ping 5 people

[muted shuttle]

Can i not show my friends what i was doing ??

[velvet zenith]

No youre not allowed to do anything

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[obtuse ruin]

You pinged 6

Oh including yourself

[slim nova]

67

[desert cairn]

Ok

[obtuse ruin]

Etcher user 😂 🤣 enjoy your partitions bro

[desert cairn]

Amping

Armpit

[muted shuttle]

Its for good reason

[slim nova]

classy car

[muted shuttle]

(debian arm64 on apple silicon)

[desert cairn]

Fuck u doing

[obtuse ruin]

Mods this wasn’t intended by Tim Cook

[slim nova]

tim apple\

[obtuse ruin]

tim apple

[slim nova]

john apple

[muted shuttle]

proxmox on apple silicon

[obtuse ruin]

John termius

[slim nova]

John terminal

John termites

[obtuse ruin]

Endermites

[slim nova]

is the big john in this discord

[obtuse ruin]

@zinc umbra

[slim nova]

😭

[proven moss]

My dac supports 300k 32bit