general

[onyx urchin]

why u lookin for duo staatsexamen

[ruby copper]

it may have also grabbed cookies

[ruby copper]

cuz this week I have my eindexamen

literally starting this monday

[onyx urchin]

this kid in HIGH SCHOOL

LMAOOOOO

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[velvet zenith]

These words arent real

[tribal rapids]

im lazy

[onyx urchin]

bro that shit wasnt even hard bro

[narrow crown]

eindexamen bro what does this mean

[velvet zenith]

Sounds like medicine

[onyx urchin]

i literally started studying for most of them a few days in advance

a day or 2 max before for most

except history

[ruby copper]

I'm probably gonna be fine

I studied enough

[onyx urchin]

you'll be fine

[tribal rapids]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[ruby copper]

It's VWO

Which one did u do

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hey

[green quiver]

are u a expat

[onyx urchin]

depends on if they fuck up like every year

it was havo

[ruby copper]

hm

[onyx urchin]

if u ddid fine with all the other exams during the year you'll be fine

[ruby copper]

yeah

[tribal rapids]

mineek what is that

[ruby copper]

ill be fine idk why im even stressing this much

its not that deep I think

[ruby copper]

idk how to translate it

[onyx urchin]

i did too tbh but its really not that deep indeed

just final exams

before grad

[ruby copper]

fr

[thick tapir]

i need my academic comeback

i got a 78 in english 😭

[tribal rapids]

not even horrible

[onyx urchin]

bro graduating from high school same year i graduated from uni

LOOOOOOL

[tribal rapids]

i genuinely have a 3 in a class

[onyx urchin]

so funny

[thick tapir]

and all my other classes are like 85s

[thick tapir]

it kinda very much is

[onyx urchin]

yea ur cooked bro

just give up

[narrow crown]

lock in

[tribal rapids]

yeah idk the teacher said she was supposed to be giving me makeup packets or something

but then she also got me suspended

[green quiver]

american or european

[thick tapir]

american 😭

[green quiver]

school system

dawg

[ruby copper]

i dont think this'll ever be done

its been going for 2 hours now

[tribal rapids]

it's not actually as bad as it sounds there because the "final grade" is only a few assignments

[velvet zenith]

this what happens when you use voidai

[tribal rapids]

she's giving me the opportunity to make up those missing assignments

[thick tapir]

i am cooked

[narrow crown]

i am not cooked im p sure i am going to get all A's this semester

[ruby copper]

that seems fine to me?

whats passing % in the US

[tribal rapids]

70

[terse dome]

why cooked

[tribal rapids]

legit

is the goal harvard

[simple drift]

@ruby copper

[terse dome]

why dutch mfs be like barely passing is best

[simple drift]

burger

[thick tapir]

i just dont feel like going to school for 5 hours, then going to work for 9 hours, then doing my homewokr

[terse dome]

least effort?

[ruby copper]

Hello

[ruby copper]

Cuz passing is passing

U dont need to pass with a 10 you can pass with a 6 and be fine

[terse dome]

come on bro surely passing too ez

[thick tapir]

my grade isnt shit cuz i cant dont know the content or whatever its just cuz i dont do the work

[green quiver]

is this hs or college

[velvet zenith]

i have 3 a's, a b and a d

[tribal rapids]

why would you do the bare minimum tho

[simple drift]

hi

[thick tapir]

cant bring myself to do the work

[ruby copper]

passing is passing i dont think ur actual scores are like saved anywhere

[tribal rapids]

gpa is pretty important for applying to college

[velvet zenith]

calc 2 almost slimed me out but i locked in

[narrow crown]

idk man pretty gay to have a d. like dih.

[simple drift]

hes dutch

[thick tapir]

sometimes ill try and do the assignments and just give up halfway thru

[tribal rapids]

i agree

[velvet zenith]

🫗

[narrow crown]

u got a f for ------

[tribal rapids]

yeah pretty much me too

[glacial valve]

imagine vibecoding

what a shame

[tribal rapids]

but the thing is that procrastination is such a real issue for me as well

[gilded rapids]

@teal bramble @flat flare @muted shuttle @ashen basin the tent date thing went well

[tribal rapids]

no matter how many days i have to work on an assignment

[gilded rapids]

ended up in freaky time

[muted shuttle]

[tribal rapids]

rather that be 2 or 7

[muted shuttle]

Interesting.

[tribal rapids]

i always wait till the last minute

[ruby copper]

16player

[tribal rapids]

smh

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Hello Maxine

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[thick tapir]

i have turned 0 of my essays on time this year

ive turned multiple in like 3-4am

or days later

[narrow crown]

u guys need to stop procrastinating

[thick tapir]

its so bad

[narrow crown]

school is way easier when u dont procrastinate

[tribal rapids]

of course

[thick tapir]

not procrastinating is too hard

[tribal rapids]

my problem isn't understanding the material or being unable to to do the work, it's actually being able to convince the teachers to accept my work past the deadlines

i've been into so much headaches coming up with excuses fighting with teachers just to give me a pass

i've always been successful but

[thick tapir]

homework my teachers wont take at all late but essays i usually can convince them to accept late

[tribal rapids]

i could completely skip those steps

[narrow crown]

so you would have no problems if you js turned it in on time

[tribal rapids]

it's too hard for my brain to not procrastinate tho

:c

[narrow crown]

u have the power

[tribal rapids]

my brain just gets too comfortable with delaying things when i feel like i can

[green quiver]

js get sum asain parents bruh

[tribal rapids]

maybe if there was something more enticing or motivating about school work then sure

but

[wide canyon]

six seven

[tribal rapids]

there isn't and that's why i struggle with ts 💔

[green quiver]

they aint play about no math hw

[ashen basin]

Tomodachi Crossing

[chilly bear]

coke or crystal

[thick tapir]

math ive missed like 10 homeworks atp

but im not completely fucked in there yet. english im beyond fucked though.

[tribal rapids]

how do i use it then

[thick tapir]

i need a 100 on my essay to get over a 79.5 so i can have it rounded to an 80 and get a B

[green quiver]

no extra credit?

[thick tapir]

no

[narrow crown]

i dont know. i smoked a bunch of weed to overcome my executive dysfunction but that may not be advisable (this does not mean doing ur work high)

[green quiver]

lock in

[low mortar]

me sat here drinking alcohol and monster

[tribal rapids]

then what does it mean

[green quiver]

6 figure swe role on the other end gng

type shi

[chilly bear]

long term goals mean nothing

[thick tapir]

i can only do my work if i got a lil buzz going on

too much and i cant do shit too little and i cant do shit. its all abt balance

[narrow crown]

umm smoking is my reward for getting things done during the day

[chilly bear]

@half compass @dense valve @untold helm

[tribal rapids]

so what like you basically just hold off smoking until you complete x task?

how often do u smoke anyways

[low mortar]

😭

[ruby copper]

is this vibe coded

[low mortar]

why did you AI generate a screenshot of it in the pacxkage manager

[green quiver]

is ios 18 affected

[low mortar]

this did not need to be ai generated 😭

[narrow crown]

every night LMAO. my system is sorta. choosing a day to get stuff done, and sticking to it

[chilly bear]

hey

[ruby copper]

when are we getting ai generated sileo ui rework

[green quiver]

does it work

[tribal rapids]

ic

[narrow crown]

@silent raven are u a elon glazer

[low mortar]

shut

i wanna finish sileo 3

so bad

[thick tapir]

i cant even do my homework 99% of the time if the conditions arent right

[green quiver]

tesla 😍 🌸

[ruby copper]

● The build is still running, it's now creating the new SquashFS image with Calamares. Let me wait a bit more:

[thick tapir]

like ill just stare at the prompt or questions or whatever for hours not even reading it just thinking about other shit

[tribal rapids]

i wonder if it'll become an everyday thing for me

[narrow crown]

debt is too light a punishment for his kind

[ruby copper]

bro is becoming a nicotine addict

[tribal rapids]

oh thats already everyday

i was talking about weed

[ruby copper]

Ohhhh

[green quiver]

did it raise your grades tho

[tribal rapids]

it didn't do anything for my grades

[ashen basin]

Yeah I only really smoke weed at night lmfaooo

[tribal rapids]

yeah i don't really see a reason to smoke during the day given the reasons why i do it

[ashen basin]

Sometimes during the day but only really on weekends or whenever im not doing shit

[tribal rapids]

wouldn't wanna be stoned during the day

[tribal rapids]

yeah facts

i hate how easy it is to make an impulsive decision with carts tho

[ashen basin]

Lmaooo true that’s why I don’t do them unless I’m on vacation or some shit

[teal bramble]

nice

[teal bramble]

oh.

[ashen basin]

in Vegas I sat a machine for like 3 hours smacking a cart and I was soooooo fucking high

Won $300 from that machine 🤷‍♂️

Idk if it was 3 hours but I was so high that it felt like it

[tribal rapids]

i only double tap it

[ashen basin]

it was 100% over an hour though

[thick tapir]

i cant sit at the same machine for any amount of time

[tribal rapids]

maybe like 1 extra sip at most

[ashen basin]

It was a little craps machine so it was chill

[thick tapir]

i hit like 60 dollars off of like 10 dollars on 3 machines that were in a row to eachother last time i went to the casino

[scenic storm]

Why is my iphone telling me to update to ios 26

How to stop it

[thick tapir]

so 180 dollars from 30 basically

[ashen basin]

$20 went a long way 😭 I want to say I got to $500 but I kept playing bc it was fun

Was doing like $50 bets at one point lmfaooooooo

[gilded rapids]

gm

[chilly bear]

go all in and quadruple it

[scenic storm]

Please help i dont want it to update

[thick tapir]

i started out w/ 40 dollars and ive been playing w/ that same money every time i go and im up to 420 rn

or actually 500 cuz i spent 80 of my earnings on food but yk same shit

[fervent dove]

Hey @scenic storm, have a look at this!

blockota

To block OTA updates, you can install a profile that is specially designed to work on iOS/iPadOS and tvOS devices. This works even without a jailbreak by blocking the Apple update servers. One caveat with this method, however, is you will not be able to update any paired Apple Watches without disabling/removing the profile.

You can re-enable updates by uninstalling this profile in Settings -> General -> Profiles & Device Management.

If you're jailbroken on iOS/iPadOS, you can also install the OTADisabler tweak instead, but note that it is harder to remove while unjailbroken.

If you're jailbroken on tvOS, You can add https://etatv.forcequit.cc/ to your package manager and install Stasis to block OTA updates. If you just have trollstore and not a jailbreak, you can also get Stasis from the github as a .tipa. https://github.com/forcequitOS/Stasis/releases/latest

Added by kitty.#0001 | Used 4,153 times · Feb 3, 2021, 3:16 PM

[scenic storm]

It still says update available

[fair sky]

Canvas detected

[untold helm]

I’ve seen/known quite a few

[thick tapir]

i have met 0

[chilly bear]

7 pence for the whole set.

[fair sky]

this is why the dutch are cool

[gilded rapids]

@simple drift sigh

[simple drift]

hi

what

oh

ctgpr

update

yea

the usual

[raven pine]

is that a wii homebrew

[tribal rapids]

i'm not sure honestly

[ruby copper]

I've met like 6

And am good friends with 2 of them

[untold helm]

Everyone around you is trans, they just pass very well

[untold helm]

Wtf

[polar python]

This is basically saily or whatever

[ruby copper]

No irl

[tribal rapids]

maybe

[terse dome]

how do you only have 11 mutuals with mineek

you're not real

how do you only have 12 mutuals with ME are you a whitename

[ruby copper]

@terse dome gm

[untold helm]

12*

[terse dome]

isn't it time for a gn for you

[ruby copper]

Someone just fucking deauth attacked my WiFi or something

I can't connect anymore

[untold helm]

Sorry

[tribal dune]

[terse dome]

average eduroam experience

[simple drift]

ctgp revolution

mario kart wii modpack

[dense valve]

33 mutuals with you

36 with mineek

[untold helm]

Why don’t you play like Mario Kart Wii Deluxe X

[terse dome]

so tiny

[untold helm]

wtf

Do you friend everyone here

[dense valve]

How many do you have

[dense valve]

Kinda

And other people outside here

[terse dome]

with mineek? 170

[untold helm]

what the fuck

[dense valve]

WHAT

Bro ion even know 50 people

[terse dome]

yeah

[ruby copper]

ts guy has Dutch discord

[terse dome]

ts guy has ENGLISH discord

[untold helm]

Dutch is just English but funny

[dense valve]

gemeenschappelijke

Dutch is a language

[ruby copper]

almost

[dense valve]

Wdym almost bro I read it

[ruby copper]

There's one extra i in ur word

[terse dome]

common-ship-ly (ship as in fellow-ship or owner-ship)

[dense valve]

Oh

now there isn't

[terse dome]

gemeen-schap(pe)-lijke

[dense valve]

Do I send this fan a message?

[untold helm]

This should be a speech bubble

[terse dome]

im getting more than 1 a day if i have this enabled

actually more than 2 a day on some days

(assuming even friendship anniversary dates)

[fair sky]

hard mode enabled

[terse dome]

english? hard mode?

[tribal rapids]

discrimination

[ruby copper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/939891824477237258/1009138760656617682/attachment.gif

[terse dome]

its okay i think people should just have been born earlier and been in the community for longer

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1494126139193430118/watermark.gif

[terse dome]

[dense valve]

@ruby copper just be fr'ing anything atp

[ruby copper]

Why ur ground z fighting with the earth

[ruby copper]

No

[dense valve]

Yes

Ok bye

[ruby copper]

Bye have fun

[tribal rapids]

smh

[untold helm]

Yeah

[tribal rapids]

legit

take away his fr perms

[ruby copper]

No

[untold helm]

Okay only 3 mutuals

[ruby copper]

Violation of free speech rights

[tribal rapids]

chill

it's just a new account

not saying my old one tho

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492748264049475734/togif.gif

Arie alt

[ruby copper]

Yes

Ban her

[tribal rapids]

😭

[untold helm]

dms

[ruby copper]

Ok

[ruby copper]

Bro is a message request

[untold helm]

😭

[velvet zenith]

😈

Lowk really easy to find out where you live

[untold helm]

@ruby copper

[ruby copper]

Why fr

[untold helm]

for real

[tribal rapids]

fr spam needs to be stopped

[untold helm]

fr

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464714798120960368/1499949177415929957/watermark.gif

[terse dome]

@low mortar oh

[simple drift]

yea

[terse dome]

why does she lack toes

[low mortar]

[simple drift]

hi amy.

[low mortar]

hi miss

[simple drift]

haiiiiii

[ruby copper]

@low mortar @terse dome @tribal rapids @muted shuttle gn

[muted shuttle]

Goodnight :3

[low mortar]

gn mineek!!!

[low mortar]

doctor said smth abt lack toes :(

[terse dome]

prescribed visually or orally

nvm

[low mortar]

0_0

[wicked surge]

GAS IS NOW $4.50 HERE

[dense valve]

[simple drift]

~<

[dense valve]

wow

[terse dome]

gn

oh

[low mortar]

snipe

[dense valve]

gn

snipe

[simple drift]

@ hydrate snipe

[muted shuttle]

Snipe what

[tribal rapids]

gn or something

[simple drift]

you know what

[dense valve]

Alright bro

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/gas-prices-keep-going-up-self-serve-gasoline-lol-omg-wtf-gif-22408098

[muted shuttle]

??

[dense valve]

We saw that edit

[tribal rapids]

whos we

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chuddy-chudcoin-china-chinese-gif-15099898792882923399

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340438276443734129/1477771845565550725/image0.gif

[teal bramble]

genuinely wtf is vodafone doing

[remote vault]

lol

📲

[teal bramble]

lol
📲

[half compass]

why are you so obsessed with cellular bullshit

[teal bramble]

my shit is tweaking on vodafone

[carmine elk]

nah movistar is worse (2mbps)

[teal bramble]

telekom supremacy

[rancid skiff]

Yoooo

Quick one..

Does anyone trade in here? And do they use parallels or vps to run most windows trading platforms??

[carmine elk]

MODS

[remote vault]

Wow add me to go fund mes going wild boy

[carmine elk]

MODS

@muted shuttle

MACINE SCAM

TRADING AD

[hasty jungle]

g

[remote vault]

G

[rancid skiff]

👀

[remote vault]

Top g you good bro

We’re going to talk about this later

[teal bramble]

Yoooo

Quick one..

Does anyone trade in here? And do they use parallels or vps to run most windows trading platforms??

[autumn steppe]

guys i got a question n i need y’all’s suggestions, im jb on my main phone but this preventing my from investing on fidelity. do i just say f it and invest on my macbook cuz i like da benefits of jailbreak like free tweaks + ipas (yt, spotify etc)

[carmine elk]

Yoooo

Quick one..

Does anyone trade in here? And do they use parallels or vps to run most windows trading platforms??

[rancid skiff]

You’re tweaking heavy my G. I wanna use QT on Apple but it’s not allowed. I’m only allowed to use MW but even then it’s still gonna give problems

lol

[autumn steppe]

or just get rid of my jb and upgrade to OS 18/26

[simple drift]

average

[teal bramble]

telekom can do way better but im thermal throttled rn

fr

[untold helm]

These people are the reason why the mac mini costs like 800 now

[outer adder]

yo

@untold helm

can you send videos from tomodochi to your phone? or im the one who cant

[coarse wedge]

listened to whole 10.000 days

jesus

[cloud bridge]

Bluetooth doesn’t work after I downgraded my iPad 4 retina to iOS 8

[narrow crown]

womp womp

[simple drift]

i am so ass at overwatch bro

[rancid skiff]

lol what that mean? 😭

I’m just tryna trade and disappear lol

[tribal rapids]

so mean

[narrow crown]

sorry i thought we liked mean tgirls

[autumn steppe]

transformers ? hell nah we hate em

[tribal rapids]

idk who we is

[narrow crown]

not transformers, transsexuals

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211528083501482004/1414045955153596507/caption.gif

[teal bramble]

i am microwaving food

@desert cairn fat fuck

[tribal rapids]

i guess

[half compass]

isnt it crazy how every day you get older by a year

[tribal rapids]

wait fr?

[half compass]

yea

[tribal rapids]

like on god?

[teal bramble]

fr?

[half compass]

on allah

[tribal rapids]

close enough

(it's the same thing)

[desert cairn]

@teal bramble Hi

[teal bramble]

Hi

[tribal rapids]

haven't heard that term in so long

[thick tapir]

luh calm ahh fit? or too twink-esque

[outer adder]

who is this

[narrow crown]

u should transition NOW!

[thick tapir]

me brother

[outer adder]

damn bro

nice outfit ngl

[untold helm]

Twink fit but that’s totally okay

[tribal rapids]

lowkey a twink but its chill

[untold helm]

The one game where you can’t, you’ll need to plug ur switch into a computer

[outer adder]

why

[untold helm]

Mfs thinking he’s escaping the matrix

[teal bramble]

@rancid skiff what model r u

[untold helm]

1. No filter
2. To protect users privacy, so someone can’t blackmail or whatever using their Tomodachi life island miis or whatever

[outer adder]

well fair

but still sucks

[untold helm]

Like I said you can transfer via plugging in ur switch or sd into ur pc

(Both stock/unmodded and modded)

[outer adder]

i need to but an sd tho

[untold helm]

Or just use your phone to take a pic of the screenshot

[desert cairn]

@teal bramble delete mode 100644 src/infrastructure/providers/adapters/verm.adapter.ts.landoenznbodenplaat

[teal bramble]

ok

[outer adder]

to capture? like with the camera?

[teal bramble]

delete him

[desert cairn]

delete hik

u did

[outer adder]

well i will just plug it to my pc

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Fix your routing

[desert cairn]

its either verizon or whatever ur isp is

literally nothing we cna do

[velvet zenith]

God what is he doing

Why did you clone it and not do anything with it

[desert cairn]

i was going to add an elapsed time but i saw an issue ofr it open from like a year ago and it was closed

and a pr

[velvet zenith]

Ok

No more gooning with copilot

@ruby copper Sorry buddy

Sorry for your loss

[desert cairn]

Who the fuck using gpt 5.2 to goon

[velvet zenith]

Someone has to

[copper tendon]

i think this year when macos 27.0 developer beta 1 releases im going to stay on it until 28.0 developer beta 1 releases

[desert cairn]

masochism

[tribal rapids]

u tell the crowd buddy

[velvet zenith]

u tell the crowd buddy

[desert cairn]

u tell the crowd buddy

[copper tendon]

just wanna get the full developer beta 1 experience

[velvet zenith]

You should update to latest

[copper tendon]

fuck no

once 27.0 developer beta 1 drops im sitting there for a year

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith codex /goal goes hard

its like ralph loop

[velvet zenith]

codex fucking sucks

[desert cairn]

how

[velvet zenith]

Hes stupid

Like ummm

@desert cairn How do i fix the drive letter not being assigned automatically on windows

[desert cairn]

@keto

Why was @ornate copper Online

[velvet zenith]

Hes always pn;ionme

[desert cairn]

No

[velvet zenith]

Yes

[desert cairn]

k

[velvet zenith]

e

[desert cairn]

k

[velvet zenith]

ei

Wow ts kept my ip

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle @jagged turret @desert cairn rate the circuit

[muted shuttle]

Fire hazard

[hot creek]

solder joints courtersy of ever start 8g unleaded solder

[hot creek]

yes

The resistors are only 4w but the mosfets can handle 100+ amps

[hot creek]

Not even joking, its the best solder I've ever purchased

[jagged turret]

What is it

[hot creek]

And it's 100% unleaded too, ts doesn't melt until 300c lol

[hot creek]

Toggle switch circuit

[jagged turret]

Idk about that one

[hot creek]

One enable push button and one reset push button

Thanks claude

[jagged turret]

What's the model number on those mosfets

[hot creek]

With heatsinks

[hot creek]

The one that can handle that is IRF640N

wait wrong one

thats 18 amps

@jagged turret IRF 3205

[jagged turret]

I was gonna say

[hot creek]

They both visually look the same

Same size and everything

I had to add a funny little diode though because it tried to give my thing reverse polarity

Holy bokeh what the hell

[coarse wedge]

the times

[hot creek]

why wont it let me skip

IS THAT WALT JR

[thick tapir]

do they produce a little version?

[vocal plinth]

Do they produce a version with drugs in it

[untold helm]

Who named ts 😭

[thick tapir]

its named after an actual saint ig

[untold helm]

#jailbreak message mf had a vision

[tribal rapids]

does it have caffeine

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1500276349095383180/caption.gif

[copper pelican]

ima downgrade this shit to ios 10 and use it as a music player

[wicked surge]

stibbs!

[split nimbus]

HELLO

[wicked surge]

how are you?

[tender nest]

one thing I fear with that kind of setup, what if something crashes or something goes bad enough to require a reboot when you're out of home or even on a longer trip, it's essentially a brick for some hours or days 🙏

[split nimbus]

tired freen and u

[wicked surge]

oh you know. just dealing with life

[fringe sluice]

Ordered a Neo through Apple for education

Trading in my last phone, 14 pro, $295 credit

[spare portal]

what should I do with my iphone 8, jailbroken

[fringe sluice]

You can get $35 trade in credit lol

$40 for the 8 plus

[spare portal]

i dont want to trade it in

it works fine 😭

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle Should I get a 2009 1TB time capsule for $15

[vocal plinth]

No I meant illicit and illegal drugs

[velvet zenith]

Trade it in

And get a new phone

[spare portal]

i dont want a new phone

😭

talking about apps and stuff

[vocal plinth]

Sell it for illicit and illegal drugs

[spare portal]

😭

[fringe sluice]

Use it as a phone for selling illicit substances

That’s how to use a phone to make money in 2026

[ripe anchor]

f in chat for my 2020 m1 touchbar pro..

it died of water damage today

2020-2026 😭😭✌️

[fringe sluice]

Did you put it in bag of rice

[ripe anchor]

Rice is not a proper way to dry electronics

Use silica

[fringe sluice]

Well, water is not recommended for electronics either 😌

[copper tendon]

is it worth it to pay $60 for brave origin

[tribal rapids]

what drugs are u interested in

[tribal rapids]

how did ts happen

[ripe anchor]

Water

[spare portal]

i spilled co-

wait no

my mother spilled coffe on my macbook

and it got replaced for $400AUD

[half compass]

me

[spare portal]

and they replaced everything

[half compass]

you were a good boy

[spare portal]

except the bottom cover

[half compass]

so i decided to remove it

[tribal rapids]

but how

[desert cairn]

im South Carolinian

[half compass]

refer to my about me

[vocal plinth]

I have done them a lot of them so no real preference or interest

[half compass]

i am now blocking you

goodbye

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/you-went-full-gif-14839177

[tribal rapids]

im lowkey a south carolinan but its chill

[half compass]

oh.

[tribal rapids]

yeah .

[vocal plinth]

I’m also a South Carolinan

[half compass]

blocked.

all of you

[vocal plinth]

Thank god

[tribal rapids]

fight me buddy

😂

[half compass]

its crazy

south carolinians are learning speech.

[tribal rapids]

😭 ✌️

[thick tapir]

we have this level of innovation now? wtf ive never seen ones with the usb aswell

[half compass]

i wish i knew what all of you were saying but i have you all blocked you know.

i love blocking users on discord

[tribal rapids]

alright jokes over

[vocal plinth]

Damn TikTok shop lowkey looks like Amazon’s UI

[half compass]

if i saw a south carolinian irl none of you want to know what would happen

it wouldnt be pretty.

[tribal rapids]

js don't pull up to south carolina 🤯

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Rule 1

[half compass]

Ok

Nuke south carolina

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Do you have a job yet

[tribal rapids]

is vibe coding a job

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle rule 1

[velvet zenith]

Dont replace the ping in that with maxine

Youll get muted for 12 hours

[half compass]

smartest south carolinian:

[vocal plinth]

@muted shuttle and @desert cairn both are embarrassingly jobless

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn m5 1tb 24gb brand new sealed 14' 2600

[tribal rapids]

anything but saying no

[desert cairn]

fake and gay

[vocal plinth]

AKA BUM ASS HOES

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith https://modrinth.com/datapack/777

[velvet zenith]

@alpine chasm Wheres this guys mute for saying maxine has no job

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chuddy-chudcoin-china-chinese-gif-15099898792882923399

[vocal plinth]

I only get muted or warned if I call her fat

[tribal rapids]

isn't she like the complete opposite of fat

[half compass]

i am homophonic

[velvet zenith]

No

[tribal rapids]

thought she was like 110 pounds or something

[half compass]

how would that work

[tribal rapids]

wdym buddy

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-happy-funny-śmiech-gif-22074544

[tribal rapids]

damm

[compact cobalt]

bro istg

why does splatoon 3’s matchmaking insist on giving me sped teammates

[tribal rapids]

no humor detected

[half compass]

are you also a homogeneous substance

[simple drift]

oh no

[wicked surge]

"It's all apart of the show"

[hot creek]

@desert cairn

I tried to take off my shirt with my headset still on and it made me look like an arab woman

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/dumbfoxfurry/status/2050685045049032711?s=46

Bryn 🦊🏳️‍⚧️ (she/they) (@DumbFoxFurry)

You can put a MacBook Neo in a Nintendo Switch dock

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 2, 2026, 9:13 PM

[thick tapir]

❓

echo balls everywhere

[hot creek]

@worthy quail

Im echoing my balls rn

Im bored

Mt second aliexpress order didn't gsr stolen so fhats sick

I got my 100 diodes 50 buttons 600 resistors and 164 heat shrink tubes

Og actually i got 200 diodes

Sick

They are very nice diodes

[burnt kite]

https://fixupx.com/bhavani_00007/status/2050438448235044962

Bhavani.py (@Bhavani_00007)

POV: everyone’s got a macbook
︀︀and you walk in with a gaming laptop 😂

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▶ Play video

FixupX · May 2, 2026, 4:53 AM

[hot creek]

POV: everyone’s got a macbook
︀︀and you walk in with a gaming laptop 😂

[ashen basin]

Clown behavior

[visual adder]

is there a way to restore an iphone with a password :/

i got an old iphone here that i wanted to restore it but i forgot the password

[simple drift]

i read the top one as taco bell

[tame rock]

It was a real app

[manic tulip]

yeah it was

[tame rock]

Back it up on archive.org

[hot creek]

Did u not know

[tame rock]

No…

chinese panda surgery meme

[hot creek]

For a while the reviews on the app store were from mfs like "bro thank u for helping me install trollstore"

I think i have a screenshot of it

I found an old screenshot of maxine

[desert cairn]

Fartist

[hot creek]

wait what the fuck server was i in

#kitty-general????

OH

happy canteen

[hot creek]

True

bro what was i doing

[hot creek]

yeah I can't find it but i posted it in here somewhere

it's probably in the 4tb of archives i have

[tribal rapids]

was maxine always trans

[hot creek]

There was like a 3 month period where she wasn't

I think that was right after she changed

[vapid spruce]

maxine (rhymes with ‘line’)

[vapid spruce]

what if i was from south Carolina

(i’m from ohio)

[half compass]

blocked

even imagining that is beyond my understanding

[vapid spruce]

i lowkey should do the same but for people from ❌ichigan

[velvet imp]

is he talking abt maxine

insane

he CHANGED his server name too

lmao

[hot creek]

Oh shiii

Member pro classycar

[thick tapir]

dawg wtf is this

[hot creek]

@jagged turret why was your shit gay as fuck

[hot creek]

Lmaooo

[thick tapir]

trend of the time

[hot creek]

This is how fucking slow chatgpt use to be btw

[ashen basin]

Let’s go back to these days

[hexed heart]

Does anyone know a method to find any type of jailbreak on iOS even if it is totally hidden

[jagged turret]

i think your internet just sucked

[hot creek]

It literally didn't

Ts got no correlation

oh my god

[jagged turret]

it means everything

[hot creek]

I had like 50mbps back then

[dense valve]

What do you mean if it is totally hidden

[jagged turret]

what do you have now 50 kbps

[hexed heart]

I'm looking for people who understand iOS to help me on my server, who is interested just enter the link in my bio

[hexed heart]

Hidden in the mode that is difficult for someone to detect that my phone has jailbreak

[dense valve]

let's go to #jailbreak

[fading panther]

lmfao

[jagged turret]

hi mai

[fading panther]

hello Mr. Bbao Wank

[jagged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/585608214515810306/1500317192179417250/image.png?ex=69f7fec5&is=69f6ad45&hm=e3f9a43b10850b8133f2168d0cadb65bdd64e042c76adbd79bcb9de9ea11069a

[fading panther]

true

[jagged turret]

when the active memory is in K

[fading panther]

[jagged turret]

although i think wired also is used memory

[fading panther]

ye wired is as well

[jagged turret]

WIRED MEMORY
Wired memory cannot be reused until explicitly released by the owner. Userland memory can
be wired by mlock(2). Kernel memory allocators (malloc(9)) usually return wired or non-
managed memory. Contents of the zfs(4) ARC and the buffer cache are wired. Additionally,
some memory is permanently wired and is never freed (e.g., the kernel image itself).

[fading panther]

ye, basically memory for the kernel that's immutable

[jagged turret]

did apple steal their memory management from freebsd just like the userland

[fading panther]

[gray whale]

My iphone is currently 26.3.1a, is that accurate? It seems the most recent jailbreaks are for 18?

[fading panther]

OSX Kernel's BSD portion is from FreeBSD so yes

[jagged turret]

what fuckass car are you driving

[fading panther]

The BSD portion of the OS X kernel is derived primarily from FreeBSD, a version of 4.4BSD that offers advanced networking, performance, security, and compatibility features. BSD variants in general are derived (sometimes indirectly) from 4.4BSD-Lite Release 2 from the Computer Systems Research Group (CSRG) at the University of California at Berkeley. BSD provides many advanced features, including the following:
https://developer.apple.com/library/archive/documentation/Darwin/Conceptual/KernelProgramming/BSD/BSD.html

[jagged turret]

that showed up when i searched wired

[fading panther]

bro's driving a plane

[jagged turret]

thats crazy

With the virtual memory system in OS X, each application has access to its own 4 GB memory address space; this should satisfy even the most memory-hungry applications.

[fading panther]

yeah a lot of info on that page is outdated unfortunately

that page was updated in 2013

[jagged turret]

when are they rewriting the kernel in swift?

[fading panther]

ew

[jagged turret]

1 GiB blob with all modules statically linked in

[fading panther]

[copper tendon]

4gb of ram being enough for the most memory hungry applications

[fading panther]

Average electron app in 2026: "Bonjour"

[copper tendon]

i was literally going to say this lmao

[fading panther]

lmao

[copper tendon]

a time before electron

[jagged turret]

Average electron app in 2026, for linux: "avahi-daemon"

[fading panther]

you can't imagine the visceral hatred I have for electron

[copper tendon]

no trust me i can because i also hate it

[fading panther]

gee, thanks for unleasing webshit developers on "native"

[jagged turret]

mai did i tell you about my freebsd nas though because that's what that was

SSG-6028R-E1CR12L

[velvet zenith]

Invalid steam code

:/

[jagged turret]

that's a supermicro server model number you dingbat

[velvet zenith]

https://imgur.com/l11OvAm

[fading panther]

bobabot strikes again

[jagged turret]

i am not boba bot

[fading panther]

oh? freebsd nas?

pog

[jagged turret]

yesba

[fading panther]

bbaobot

[jagged turret]

it has zfs

memory usage on a fresh boot is like 50M

or something

no maybe it's like 400

[copper tendon]

react, electron, reactnative

all horrible

edgewebview

[jagged turret]

react native is fine

i think it gets a pass because it's native

[fading panther]

Microslop carefully choosing the shittiest framework to write their fucking Start Menu in

[jagged turret]

it doesn't even use a web browser

big selling point

[fading panther]

xdfox

[copper tendon]

react native is not native

[jagged turret]

it uses native OS ui elements afaik

[copper tendon]

doesnt it still use a javascript vm

[jagged turret]

yeah but that doesn't really mean it's not native

[copper tendon]

for fucking real i swear that shit is so slow

[copper tendon]

i mean yea but you have more abstraction layers to go through

[jagged turret]

heres my vm

[copper tendon]

its less performant than just writing in swift or kotlin

[jagged turret]

you underestimate swift

[fading panther]

Microsoft disagrees unfortunately, they're getting shit on so badly by the Macbook neo and corpo pushback on shoddy OS quality, they're rewriting everything in winui3

[copper tendon]

yea i heard about this ^

[fading panther]

lmao, writing 300 pages of boilerplate for "type safety"

[copper tendon]

did you hear about the Windows "K2" thing

[fading panther]

yep that's what I'm talking about

[copper tendon]

and about microsoft promising to fix windows

[jagged turret]

i'm gonna beat the macbook because i preordered the new framework panther lake mainboard

[fading panther]

imagine how bad things must have gotten for them to publicly post a blog article that they are sorry and they'll fix windows

[fading panther]

true!

did I tell you how I had to gut my dualsense controller to fix the drifting sticks?

[copper tendon]

the framework 13 pro is probably the only non-apple laptop i'd buy, but its too expensive for me

[jagged turret]

no

[copper tendon]

dualsense edge removable modules

[fading panther]

still garbage lol

it's their way of selling "replaceable" sticks that still drift

[copper tendon]

true

[ashen basin]

I have this shit 😭😭😭

[jagged turret]

i'm probably gonna replace half my framework with the 13 pro parts and then change the hostname to theseus

[fading panther]

fucking sony chose to go backwards from Hall Effect sticks in PS3 to the garbage potentiometers from PS4+ so people will just keep buying new controllers

[ashen basin]

Was a gift

[copper tendon]

but its still cool to replace them easily

[copper tendon]

nintendo is worse, they just flat out will not move forward

switch 2 should be hall effect, yet it is not

[fading panther]

how is that worse, going backwards is actively worse lmao

[fading panther]

it's not "cool" because it's basically the ink cartridge-printer model of sales

💀

[copper tendon]

but nintendo has known about it and literally has a repair program

[fading panther]

Sony doesn't even have that lmao

[ashen basin]

Yeah at least Nintendo replaces them for free

[copper tendon]

is drift not covered under a warranty for dualsense controllers

[fading panther]

@jagged turret earlier in april I desoldered both the sticks to replace them with TMR sticks

[copper tendon]

looks like someone needs a class action

[jagged turret]

[ashen basin]

You can still send joycons from 2017 to Nintendo to fix stick drift for free

[fading panther]

you think they'll happen within a year? bought mine in 2021? happened in 2024 ish

[fading panther]

yep this ^

so i don't care that much about nintendo tbh

[copper tendon]

fair

[fading panther]

at least they fix it for free like the macbook butterfly keyboards

[ashen basin]

Does the mf ps portal have stick drift issues too 💀

[fading panther]

unlike fixing stick drift for life with dualshock 3, then realizing they can make more money selling controllers every two years and going back to the shitty ones

[fading panther]

when the dualsense edge does... I dont have hope, willing to bet they do

[ashen basin]

True

Steam controller is actually so nice I can’t even hate on it

For $100 you get a lot with it

[jagged turret]

wtf do i eat f or dinner

[copper tendon]

mcdonalds

[jagged turret]

I think they're closed

[fading panther]

prob buying it day 1 (even though I gave up on it ever releasing and fixed my DS5's lmao)

[ashen basin]

I don’t pc game otherwise I would

[copper tendon]

chipotle

[jagged turret]

they close earlier than mcdonalds

[copper tendon]

shit

uhh jack in the box

[ashen basin]

I hate the design of it with the trackpads but ehhhhhhhh I’d get over it with how much it does

[jagged turret]

i dont have a jack in the box

ive never had it i dont think

[copper tendon]

its underrated imo

[jagged turret]

WHAT

[copper tendon]

are the trackpads even worth it

[jagged turret]

ok nvm

[copper tendon]

the thumbsticks are so far up

[jagged turret]

yelp has clickbait

[ashen basin]

No 😭

[jagged turret]

it says jack in the box restaraunts near (location near me) and then it just lists taco bell, burger king, etc

[copper tendon]

lmao

[fading panther]

actually funnily, it looks like that, it's not that far up in comparisons

the trackpad is lower, your thumb falls in the middle of the trackpads and the sticks

[ashen basin]

Seems a bit far from the buttons no?

Maybe I’m tweaking

It just looks uncomfortable lmaoooo

[copper tendon]

from how it looks it doesnt look like a comfortable position to rest your thumbs

[ashen basin]

I like the layout of it except for the trackpads

[copper tendon]

but i dont have one so

[fading panther]

My brain does keep telling me that when I look at it, but it's actually not when I compare the images side by side lmao

[ashen basin]

Idk why you need 2 trackpads

[jagged turret]

i didn't realize until last week that bhyve is beehive

[fading panther]

that's also pretty goated from what I hear

[copper tendon]

guys buy this steam controller its goated

[ashen basin]

I never understood it on the steam deck either 😭

[untold helm]

Radical menu on left and pointer on right

[fading panther]

plus fully customizable with two back buttons (L4, L5, R4, R5) each side

and a separate grip sensor

[untold helm]

Desktop mode, or using any sort of mouse control????

[ashen basin]

Do you need 2 trackpads for that

[copper tendon]

the steam deck is supposed to be a console

[ashen basin]

A computer uses 1

[copper tendon]

why are you in desktop mode

[untold helm]

Installing 3rd party launchers or emulators

[copper tendon]

im assuming the majority of steam deck users are not doing that

[untold helm]

Once again, any point and click game that typically uses a mouse is much better using a trackpad vs a joystick

[fading panther]

You sound just like me last week lol, the steam controller actually works great if you wanna play KBM games with it because you can program the trackpads individually, and mirror an actual mouse

comparison

[fading panther]

You can completely program anything on the trackpads, create custom radial menus, or overwrite it with swipe actions (up swipes, down swipes, etc.) for macros

[ashen basin]

This… sucks

[fading panther]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ashen basin]

My thumb rests perfectly in between the ps buttons, but this would make it rest on A 😭

[untold helm]

You’d be surprised

[copper tendon]

this confirms it looks meh

[untold helm]

Function over form

[slim nova]

how the fuck do you control

[ashen basin]

Hmmmm

I guess sure

[fading panther]

not to mention valve has been exceptionally ethical with all their hardware

in-built 2.4 ghz dongle + magnetic charging is great too

https://youtu.be/a55UIaiTE-A

[ashen basin]

I think it’s a great controller and honestly would use it myself if it worked on real consoles but yeah imma still say it’s ugly

[untold helm]

It does look a bit ugly, I will admit that

[ashen basin]

I act like my thumb doesn’t rest on the damn screen when I use a switch 😭

[untold helm]

Wait you can rest your hands without getting cramped on a switch 😭

[fading panther]

https://youtu.be/0idmNj1syPs?t=640

[ashen basin]

I mean surprisingly yes but you have to hold the whole thing from the bottom LMFAO

[fading panther]

Look at how easily the battery pops out 😭

[ashen basin]

Bruh 😭

That’s wild

The future the EU wants

[fading panther]

they're ethical my man, that's why I'd much rather support Valve and let GabeN get his 4th yacht or whatever lmao

also tmr sticks

[ashen basin]

This is true but aghhhhhhhhhh pc gaming

[fading panther]

which are already in many cheaper controllers like 8BitDo ones

[fading panther]

xddd

I'll probably day 1 purchase the steam frame

but who knows when it's coming out with the ram shortage

[untold helm]

Do you think the steam machine will launch with HL3

[fading panther]

meanwhile I wouldn't take the vision pro if apple paid me to kekw

[ashen basin]

No

[ashen basin]

Shit I would

[fading panther]

I'd die on the hill that "visionOS" is garbage. So much so that they don't have the gall let it stand on its merits, and have to do their BS rent-seeking on it

[vocal plinth]

Ethical rich people don’t exist.

[fading panther]

*Public companies

Valve is only different because they're private lol

the day they go public on the stock market it's joever

[vocal plinth]

Don’t make a difference imo

[fading panther]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

whatever you want to believe

[jagged turret]

i wonder what chick fil a uses to manage their kubernetes multi cluster deployments for chains

[ashen basin]

Honestly hate everything about the Vision Pro but the thought of being able to watch an imax movie with a giant ass theater sized screen in bed is cool

[untold helm]

Costco is a public company

That’s all I can think of

[fading panther]

yep, costco was the exception I had in mind

[jagged turret]

I need to go to costco

[fading panther]

Which is valid, just don't call it the future of computing if I need to pay you $100 every year to get the privilege to run things on it

and ask $3500 for it

💀

[ashen basin]

Fr

[untold helm]

Wtf you haven’t already???

[jagged turret]

I did just not in a week or two

We buy a lot of stuff from costco

[fading panther]

meanwhile this is aura. Their engineers literally came out in reviews and said, "Run whatever you want on the Steam Frame, but we know you'll use steam OS because it's that good". Apple can't even say that about Vision OS

[vocal plinth]

To gain significant wealth you have to cross ethical lines all the time. There is not much proof of it being different throughout the history of the human race.

[fading panther]

"Significant wealth" is a moving target, your definition will be different from someone else's

[ashen basin]

I feel like they really didnt know the purpose of the vision pro lol

[jagged turret]

I got this 55% dark chocolate but it's not dark enough

[fading panther]

worse, they locked it down tighter than uhh <redacted> so no one else could figure out its purpose either lmao

[fervent dove]

boba1

Dark chocolate

Added by The_Lucifer#0502 | Used 64 times · Dec 5, 2022, 3:34 AM

[fading panther]

TRUE

[fervent dove]

boba17

leave

Added by dihydrogen.monoxide | Used 13 times · Nov 17, 2024, 3:59 AM

[fading panther]

lmfao

[jagged turret]

I had this chocolove 65% dark and it was good

[fading panther]

man im hungry

for some reason

[jagged turret]

I'm not quite hungry enough for dinner yet

[fading panther]

oh wait i never finished eating dinner

[jagged turret]

bro what

[fading panther]

i forgot

[jagged turret]

i'm gonna be running kubernetes at home in a short while maybe after finals are done

[fading panther]

pog

maybe I should go bed

[jagged turret]

perhaps k3s + rook/ceph

because I don't like when a computer fails, then I have to pull the drive just to get the data for a service off of it to put it on another computer

[vocal plinth]

How many computers are you dealing with where that is the case

[jagged turret]

1

2

actually one was a router that wouldn't be fixed by that solution

[vocal plinth]

Opnsense router?

[jagged turret]

alpine linux

[vocal plinth]

Oh interesting

How well did that work

[jagged turret]

I don't really touch it ever and it works

it wasn't hit by copy fail because i t was already patched before release

[fading panther]

alpineba

[jagged turret]

i would like to move to something more tightly defined so I could make two routers in redundancy

[vocal plinth]

10gig plus router?

[fading panther]

and don't you need user access on the machine already for escalation to root?

[jagged turret]

and use CARP

[jagged turret]

yeah

[jagged turret]

no right now it's just 1 gig

i don't have 10 gig anywhere yet

hopefully the new nas can necessitate that

[fading panther]

from what I understand, the risk if you already have a server that's not accessible from the internet is low right?

[jagged turret]

well my router is very much accessible from the internet

[fading panther]

that's why I haven't bothered too much about it, mine is LAN only behind tailscale

[jagged turret]

I wasn't too concerned about my debian servers though

[fading panther]

OH FUCK

mine's on openwrt, didn't make the connection

fuck...

brb

[jagged turret]

what happened

do you have to update something

hes gone

[vocal plinth]

I updated my network to 10gig lan, but I have no services that reach wan or are behind tailscale

[jagged turret]

well the main thing is I want to manage all my services from a single pane of glass

that's why kubernetes

[vocal plinth]

Fair

I might use an old laptop to run some services and then expose them via tailscale but not sure if I care to do that

[fading panther]

okay I'm back

im not affected by copyfail

[jagged turret]

why is my /dev/serial missing from my server after i updated the kernel to fix copyfail

[fading panther]

copy.fail only works when CONFIG_CRYPTO_USER_API is activated. This only gets included with the kmod-crypto-user package and always on the starfive target. If you are not on the starfive target and do not have kmod-crypto-user installed you are not affected by copy.fail. Both are uncommon options.

[fading panther]

your serial privileges have been revoked.

[jagged turret]

it has my zwave dongle

it's missing

[fading panther]

your boba has been zwaved

[jagged turret]

no

[fading panther]

your dongle has been wanc'ed

no wait that sounds wrong

[jagged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1484715399722565794/togif.gif

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-you-what-what-did-you-do-spongebob-meme-spongebob-squarepants-gif-19389913

[jagged turret]

So apparently I unplugged the z-wave dongle at some point

there is now a /dev/serial

home assistant ui has really imrpoves so much

[compact cobalt]

holy fuck I just watched whiplash

[hot creek]

Bro im such a fat chud

I eated mcdonalds again

Maxine maxxing asf

[hot creek]

Yes

I think the tornado knocked out one of the 5g towers

You could literally see the big ass cone thing from my houde

[compact cobalt]

If ever I became a teacher I'm gonna throw a chair at an mf