general

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle rate the purchase list

[desert cairn]

why is it locked

[true plover]

The most useless thing ever

[muted shuttle]

Wtf are you doing

[untold helm]

Ts looks like a empty bag

[hot creek]

i didn't want any of the shit i put my card into to renew when i had money on it

[true plover]

Yoo wait

I found

All of that

[hot creek]

Refunding my shi

nothing came 😭

ripped open bag with a big fuck u label on it usps gave me

however

it is not entirely joever

i purchased more solder very recently like 2 days ago

the bad part is that i have to wait a month and possibly get it stolen again

[thick tapir]

1200mg of caffeine today so far

[hot creek]

whoever is stealing my $11 of aliexpress chinese junk i hope they're happy

[ashen basin]

Sorry but I am

thank uuuu

[hot creek]

the funny part is it probably got stolen simply because it had an amp in it

[ashen basin]

Yesss that is why I took it

[carmine elk]

It’s the first of the month

[thick tapir]

shit found in toilet

[hot creek]

ur a pixel user at heart

[chilly bear]

apple sheep

[simple drift]

what fr

meow

[gusty gulch]

i’ll shit on you

[muted shuttle]

Freak

[heavy idol]

what happened w otter

[raven pine]

??

[chilly bear]

died

[glacial valve]

LMAO @muted shuttle @coarse ginkgo @teal bramble removing the DSC fuse on a certain french car prevents the mileage from increasing

gotta love french engineering

[heavy idol]

what?

[muted shuttle]

Wordle 1776 3/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[muted shuttle]

he got hacked

[heavy idol]

but its not him rn?

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1452728952127750374/togif.gif

[hot creek]

Why he not in mod logs

Admin abuse

Free otter

I just mukbanged 2 large fries 4 mcdoubles and 10 chicken nuggets @teal bramble @muted shuttle @desert cairn

[muted shuttle]

dude

what the fuck

[hot creek]

My leg is spasming

Odd

[hot creek]

What's wrong

[dense valve]

why not in mod logs

[hot creek]

One time i was bored so i sucked all the ink off of a hershey's candy bar wrapper

[dense valve]

:///

[hot creek]

It made me really sick

[dense valve]

Oh

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[hot creek]

The wrapper was white

[muted shuttle]

I wasn't the one that did anything

So

[dense valve]

Oh

It'sc ause he's still here

Just manually muted

@hot creek

[hot creek]

Malware in giveaways chanel

[chilly bear]

modded client ⚠️

[thick tapir]

thats nothing

[autumn steppe]

ladies and gents

[hot creek]

jadies and lentlemen

[muted shuttle]

ladies with gentlehands

[narrow crown]

hi

hi

hi

[muted shuttle]

😭

hii

[narrow crown]

sorry

hi

[autumn steppe]

i can’t use fidelity cuz my device Os isn’t supporting it, do i upgrade my OS and get rid of JB or just use fidelity on my pc

[hot creek]

ladies with working man hands

[thick tapir]

my solo order record is double quarter pounder, 20 nuggets, 2 mcchickens, 2 medium fries, and a m&m mcflurry

[hot creek]

Blue collar women rise up

Not you maxine

[dense valve]

Bro knows peak

[thick tapir]

i love small cars

[wary badge]

@narrow crown hhhaaaaaiiiiiiii

[hot creek]

My hersheys bar is snapped in half

[hot creek]

Hi

[chilly bear]

@wary badge hi.

[wary badge]

Hello.

[hot creek]

@narrow crown hhhaaaaaiiiiiiii

[thick tapir]

i js love whipping it

whipping my small car

[autumn steppe]

fuh bro me confusion

[hot creek]

:3

[muted shuttle]

I wasnt gonna say anything

Fym

[hot creek]

Im a car

Job

My tummy hurt

[narrow crown]

do u want me

[hot creek]

My stummy :(((

[hot creek]

He wanna shift it bro

[wary badge]

@narrow crown check it out

[autumn steppe]

bois

[hot creek]

Wgat the fuck is the green shit

[chilly bear]

ewww

broccoli

[narrow crown]

looks delicious

yummm

[muted shuttle]

broccoli dumbass

[thick tapir]

whip my small car like its a sports car type shit

[wary badge]

Classy so fat he doesnt even know what broccoli is

[hot creek]

gun to your head would you eat it

[hot creek]

I never ate a single vegetable growing up

Besides whole dill pickles

[wary badge]

Im not shocked whatsoever

[thick tapir]

are you clavicular maxine or classic maxine

[narrow crown]

gun to my head?? ofc id eat it

looks fire

[hot creek]

clavicular maxine

[thick tapir]

W

[gusty gulch]

i wanna go home

[muted shuttle]

not surprised

[hot creek]

#1266535437967691826 message

[hot creek]

Hey you havent ate any vegetables either

[muted shuttle]

i like vegetables fym

[thick tapir]

need more energy drinks. gotta hit 2k mg of caffeine

[hot creek]

Mf say they like vegetables till they see spinach, cabbage, or broccoli

[chilly bear]

no

[muted shuttle]

i like all of those

[thick tapir]

my mind recently unlocked the ability to enjoy vegetables

like last month

[hot creek]

wtf wrong with u

[thick tapir]

cabbage and brussel sprouts top 2 vegetables

[thick tapir]

im at 1500mg rn

[hot creek]

Bro my mom always loves to microwave cheese on her brussel sprouts

Shit smells like a decaying carcus

[thick tapir]

what

whack

[hot creek]

"oooo it smells so good" no it doesnt it smells like we forgot to bury grandma

[thick tapir]

lowkey i kinda fw steamed vegetables ngl

steamed cabbage and broccoli and carrots

[hot creek]

Some green beans are peak

My schools green beans are very tart

However when my mom cooks them they're always fire bro

Ts the only good vegetable

[thick tapir]

ever since switching cars everyone is a dick on the road bro

[hot creek]

What'd u switch to

[thick tapir]

the mini

[hot creek]

Next minicooper i see im ramming it at 150mph

Bonus points if its next to a 2005 chrysler that doesn't shift right

[wary badge]

Brussel sprouts SLAP

I should start buying those instead

Probably more calories than broccoli too

[thick tapir]

nuh uh imma speed up

[wary badge]

I need more carbs in my diet

[thick tapir]

my 1.2l i4 will save me

[wary badge]

I have to force myself to eat carbs i never get enough

Ewwwwwwww

Electric bmw 🤮

[chilly bear]

brussel sprout

sakutasan

[thick tapir]

what

[wary badge]

Did u not mean

i4

[thick tapir]

inline 4

[wary badge]

Oh

Oh

I ignored the 1.2

I love my i6

[chilly bear]

electric cylinders

[wary badge]

(I just know its an i6 idk anything more)

[thick tapir]

i already got it up to 115mph before i got too scared tho

on a track for legal reasons allegedly

[untold helm]

@dense valve

[chilly bear]

wow

[dense valve]

Lmaoo https://fxtwitter.com/aaronp613/status/2049986504617820551

Aaron (@aaronp613)

Apple accidentally left Claude.md files in today's Apple Support app update (v5.13)

**💬 31 🔁 75 ❤️ 2.0K 👁️ 174.6K **

FxTwitter · Apr 30, 2026, 10:57 PM

@desert cairn @idle wedge

[chilly bear]

fake

don't trust that aaron kid.

[thick tapir]

those mfers read this???

[dense valve]

@teal bramble

[thick tapir]

1800mg caffeine today cuz im the goat

stomach hurts so bad

[uncut token]

http://captive.apple.com/hotspot-detect.html

Success

[compact cobalt]

i love clicky keys so much

why are they so hated

[hot creek]

Meow

Hey what i thought this usb was suppose to be fast

[red oasis]

i just want

[hot creek]

should i pay an electrician $4000 to bury install and run power to the tiny house shed thing OR buy a $50 100ft outdoor extension cord

[blissful dagger]

Hii

[true plover]

I drove this family home and now they want to feed me lol

[hot creek]

bum ass family

[true plover]

They just moved here from out of state

Well

Country*

They’re from Indonesia

They’re making noodles :D

[hot creek]

this mf in some random ass family's house

[true plover]

They dragged me in

😭

[hot creek]

bro is about to get murdered

[true plover]

They’re very sweet though

They’re my coworkers

It’d only fuck them ofer

Over*

Mineek ahhh reactions

[compact cobalt]

I got a 74 in a philosophy test I thought I failed

Thank the lord

The class average was 57%

[narrow crown]

philosophy majors be like: i got a thought due at midnight

[compact cobalt]

i'm not majoring in philosophy btw

it's a mandatory college class here

you need to go through like 3 classes I think

[narrow crown]

philosophy is neat tho

[compact cobalt]

It's a cool class

But it's usually the most failed class

[desert cairn]

Is it writing heavy

[compact cobalt]

Yes

[desert cairn]

My ethics class was like that it sucked

[compact cobalt]

My teacher only assigned one non writing style test this semester out of 4, and I'm 90% sure that he's among the only philosophy teachers at my college that does it like that

[narrow crown]

i think written exams r not that bad

[hot creek]

meow meow meow meow

[true plover]

It’s very tasty

[compact cobalt]

If you have a good teacher that explains the theory well, you're set

The problem most people have here with the classes are the teachers

[hot creek]

meow meow meow

[compact cobalt]

In general here, for the base classes, you'll have a teacher who's either one of the greatest teachers you've ever had, or a complete psychopath that would walk around the class with a leather belt if they were allowed to

No in between

[hot creek]

bro took ethics

and STILL tells me to end it all

[compact cobalt]

Someone I know was given a failing grade in a phys ed class because they had a busted foot and couldn't finish the last 20 minutes of class

Here there really aren't that many classes that have mandatory attendance, but phys ed has a very strict rule for that

Miss 3 classes and you fail the entire semester even if you averaged 100% through the other evaluations

[hot creek]

now you're in nebby yorrkkkkk

in neb yorkkkkk

in neb borkkkk

[desert cairn]

You should hang yourself

[hot creek]

help

[thick tapir]

2100mg caffeine and i just feel hella sick my stomach hurts so bad

[desert cairn]

Okay

[velvet zenith]

Hi

[digital sable]

@thick tapir bro it's happening

my friend is gonna hotbox the woodshop teacher's office tmr

😭😭😭

inshallah he's cooked

[hot creek]

do u even do anything in school besides stick forks into outlets

[desert cairn]

Hey

[hot creek]

this guy is gay

[thick tapir]

nah hes chilling

[hot creek]

no straight man listens to olivia rodrigo

[thick tapir]

i do

not

i listen to music for straight men by straight men

[velvet zenith]

sure ...

[slim nova]

keep on with the force don't stop

[digital sable]

insane memory

[slim nova]

penuma is pretty cool too

or however the fuck you spell it

it's by tool

[hot creek]

New Document.txt
this is a test to see if the data on this hard drive gets corrupted.

10:50 PM 4/26/2026

this hard drives reads healthy besides a whole bunch of write timeouts yet failed in my xbox one

like literally one time i waited 30 minutes to log in

typical seagate drive

[copper tendon]

stop using a 10 year old drive

[hot creek]

this hdd isn't even 10 years old

[copper tendon]

how old is it

[hot creek]

it barely even has any hours

[copper tendon]

how old is it

[hot creek]

dude its smart doesn't even report any errors LOL

[copper tendon]

how old is it

[hot creek]

idk let me check

[copper tendon]

that means jack if its like 10 years old

[hot creek]

it barely has any hours

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/dexerto/status/2050032721917874319?s=46

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

A Barack Obama “inspired” Pokemon may be coming to Winds and Waves, based on the real life sea slug 'Placida barackobamai'

Fans noticed that Pokopia teased a new yellow form of Shellos

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 1, 2026, 2:01 AM

[hot creek]

especially for an xbox one drive

[copper tendon]

ok yes but what year was it manufactured

[hot creek]

like my other drive that had a yelllow SMART status had like 27k hours

something crazy

[hot creek]

idk bor

[copper tendon]

find out

"Manufactured in 2007"

[hot creek]

DOM: 08/2015

[copper tendon]

oh wow

its 11 years old

[hot creek]

mf that means nothing if it wasn't used

[copper tendon]

yes it does?

[hot creek]

no it doesn't

if it was a 2015 drive and had 0 hours it'd be a new drive

so at that point the date would mean nothing

[copper tendon]

proof you dont understand how hard drives work

components still age with time brother

[hot creek]

explode

the other one i put in the xbox was older than this one

it was datecoded 2013

[copper tendon]

i wouldnt trust either of them

[hot creek]

well the other one went into an xbox

and this one is holding my steam games

[copper tendon]

yes lets trust 10+ year old hard drives with our data

[hot creek]

and New Text Document.txt

[hot creek]

mf it's a steam game

i can just reinstall it

[copper tendon]

just get a new drive brother

[hot creek]

oh YEAH let me just spend $400 on a new drive

hell no

[real cobalt]

Shut uppppp

The drive works fine

[hot creek]

fr

[copper tendon]

its not even $400

[copper tendon]

clearly it doesnt

[hot creek]

the datecode doesn't even matter the hours matter more

[copper tendon]

ok then use it

[hot creek]

if u have a 2022 drive but it has 200k hours i'd be dead qukicker

the hours is the age

[copper tendon]

so what about components aging

[hot creek]

the motor in a hdd literally never dies

lets be real

1990 hdds still have alive and working motors

plus there is literally no age if it wasn't used

lol here was the drive i put into my current xbox https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1383528892324904970/1497407435588243588/image.png?ex=69f551d9&is=69f40059&hm=41d9a94f7556cc1c37fb9ca049495149f260caf25d910bf354741bcdfe28aed2&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=769&height=950

22k power on hours

[true plover]

D:

[hot creek]

pirated music btw

[snow raven]

Anyone honestly in an IT field?

[slim nova]

@hot creek clanker

[hot creek]

@hot creek clanker

@muted shuttle dickies

dick arena

mf

[muted shuttle]

Says who

[hot creek]

says me

[real cobalt]

I used to be

[hot creek]

why do furries keep popping up on my x.com the everything app timeline

[muted shuttle]

nebula

[snow raven]

Why’d you stop?

[hot creek]

oh

wrong account

[true plover]

I forgot how much twinkies taste like ass

[copper tendon]

because x is trash

[real cobalt]

I got my bachelor's degree

[true plover]

Every time I retry them

I’m left disappointed

Now

[snow raven]

Oh
So now what?

[real cobalt]

Engineering

[snow raven]

Gotcha

[real cobalt]

Electrical

[true plover]

These

So good

Haven’t had them in years

[hot creek]

ofc the gay man wants "nutty buddy"

FREAK

[true plover]

I’m going to fucking kill you

[muted shuttle]

these are fire

[true plover]

See

She gets it

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492748264049475734/togif.gif/

[true plover]

But yes

I won’t say you’re wrong

[vocal plinth]

I have a 12 or maybe more year old 2.5in HDD in my pc

[true plover]

[copper tendon]

ok

[true plover]

Old habits die hard

Or while hard

[hot creek]

?

i gotta do a shift tomorrow

[vocal plinth]

HDD don’t really die easily unless they always on

[hot creek]

killing everyone

[true plover]

You have a job?

[hot creek]

yesa

[muted shuttle]

[true plover]

And no one would hire me during last year

[muted shuttle]

the drives in my servers on 24/7

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/lieselxbat/status/2049691841348387140?s=46 horny weed

Liesel 🔞 🇨🇦 (@lieselxbat)

They put porn in my weed

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 30, 2026, 3:26 AM

[true plover]

Killing myself

(Joke)

[hot creek]

The only time i've ever had a hdd die is when installing like 1tb of games all at once

[thick tapir]

i have easy shift tomorrow

[hot creek]

maxine ass pfp

[true plover]

I have work tomorrow

I’m so sleepy

7am-5pm

[hot creek]

DEI hire

[thick tapir]

just have to log data every 15 minutes for 2 hours because im too lazy to automate

[true plover]

No I helped my boss open 2 restaurants

So

[wary badge]

Grok where is tennesse

[true plover]

[hot creek]

i helped my boss uhmmm

wash dishes

[true plover]

Alr dish boy

[wary badge]

Ok not too far

[true plover]

Get back in the kitchen

Go to the pit

[muted shuttle]

hey i might get a job that's just this soon

[hot creek]

why is my feed just

all porn

[muted shuttle]

ok man

[vocal plinth]

I mean that is a lot of reads and writes so that is essentially the same thing as being on 24/7 for a huge amount of time.

[hot creek]

hey wait what why are you stealing my job

how much u gonna get paid

[thick tapir]

i push carts for my main money and software test except shittily for my second job

[muted shuttle]

idk i just applied

i have an interview next week

[true plover]

I feel like you’ve been saying this for like 2 years now

[wary badge]

Classy and maxine getting jobs was not on my bingo card

[true plover]

[hot creek]

you applied FOR A JOB?!?!?!?

[thick tapir]

and i have 2 pending job offers

[hot creek]

holy fucking character arc

what the hell

[muted shuttle]

i have an interview next week bro

[hot creek]

maxine is going to have MONEY!?!?!?

[thick tapir]

like i get fired and i have 3 backups

[hot creek]

gonna spend it on gay shit huh

[muted shuttle]

i expected me to get a job some time this year

classy? nop

[chilly bear]

i have no idea

[muted shuttle]

not gay shit

[hot creek]

slightly gay shit?

[muted shuttle]

straight

[true plover]

Where

[muted shuttle]

olive garden

[copper tendon]

maxine will blow it on a screen protector and case for her m5 max macbook pro

[hot creek]

thighighs count as gay shit, maxine

[true plover]

Oh god

Ok

What position

[muted shuttle]

absolutely not

[muted shuttle]

dishwasher

[muted shuttle]

i'm not buying thigh highs

[true plover]

Not Darden restaurants

😭

The blackrock of “food”

[vocal plinth]

The bingo card of unexpected things happening this year alone has probably declared bingo a lot

[muted shuttle]

me getting hrt lowkey wasn't on my bingo card to happen early in the year

[true plover]

You’re going to be washing A LOT of 3rd and 6th pans

[hot creek]

me getting hrt lowkey wasn't on my bingo card to happen early in the year

[true plover]

🥀💔

[muted shuttle]

a lot of what

[hot creek]

what does that mean

[true plover]

You’ll know soon

[jagged turret]

should i change my keyboard switches back to the other ones

[true plover]

If you get the job

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle bro they had me wash a BIG ASS FUCKING HOOK

[true plover]

Dawg

What the fuck

Where do you work

[copper tendon]

bro works for pirates

[hot creek]

itallian resturant

[muted shuttle]

this mf work for bass pro shop or some shit

[true plover]

And you don’t know what a 3rd or 6th pan is??!?!?!!,

[hot creek]

i took a picture of it

it was like 3ft tall

[true plover]

Aren’t you a dishwasher?!?!!?!?

[chilly bear]

ass fucking hook

freak.

[true plover]

Ass hook

[chilly bear]

bdsm shit

[true plover]

That’s what they called me in high school

[muted shuttle]

ok shower time

goodbye chat

[true plover]

[true plover]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[jagged turret]

anyone want my serial numbers

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle @true plover

[jagged turret]

Back up now

[true plover]

Son

Oh

[hot creek]

shit was fucking huge

[true plover]

A dough hook

Lmao

[hot creek]

mf

[true plover]

For making pizza dough

Right?

[jagged turret]

what if they use it for other things

[hot creek]

yesa

[true plover]

See

[true plover]

I mean

You could

[thick tapir]

dill flavored dough

[true plover]

I’ve never done it

But

[vocal plinth]

Italian restaurant and a 3 foot dough hook name a more iconic duo

[true plover]

Alr

[true plover]

Son

[thick tapir]

what

[true plover]

Idk

I’m sleepy and need to drive

[thick tapir]

it js sounded yummy

[hot creek]

that fuckin place smells so good though

[true plover]

I’m not driving now

Well

Oooo wait

Do they do Stromboli

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet @hot creek @muted shuttle @dense valve What if it was just a dream...

[hot creek]

It was so fucking busy that night

there was water all over the floor

[true plover]

Son

[hot creek]

the dishwasher leaks

[true plover]

😭

That’s like

Half a rack

[hot creek]

literally all teh cups were gone

there were no more cups

[true plover]

How small

Is this place

[hot creek]

pretty small

[true plover]

Aw cute

[hot creek]

Bro i almost slipped and killed myself

Shit was slick

With a heavy ass plate in my hand

[true plover]

Do you not have nonslips?!?!?

[hot creek]

Their plates are like 50 pounds

[hot creek]

there's a dirty ass rug that i stand on but no not where the dishwasher and counter is

[true plover]

😭

[hot creek]

$12.50 an hour is sick thuogh

[true plover]

Not awful for dishwashing

Especially at a small place

[hot creek]

the server makes even less trolley

[true plover]

They’re like what

4.50?

4.25?

[hot creek]

no like $10 an hour i think

[true plover]

What

That’s kinda high for a server

😭

[hot creek]

yeah they pay a lot for this town

[true plover]

Minimum wage for them here is like

2.50 an hour

[hot creek]

the highest paying job in town is quicktrip and that's $15/hour but it's a lot more work

[true plover]

[hot creek]

mcdonalds manager makes 50 cents an hour more than me so i think im paid pretty good

[true plover]

😭

I’m at like uh

17

I think

[vocal plinth]

Man that pay would make you homeless here

[hot creek]

an hour??

[true plover]

Idk I’m salary

[hot creek]

wtf do u do

[true plover]

Kline cook

Line*

[hot creek]

bro is the chef

wow

[true plover]

Nah

The exec gets paid more

I’m just a line cook

If you want me to have a title

[hot creek]

whats the difference

[true plover]

The exec is over the whole BOH

In charge of the menu and operations

[hot creek]

boh

[ashen basin]

wild

[hot creek]

whats a boh

[true plover]

Back of house

What you are

You’re the back of house

[hot creek]

house

[true plover]

Yes

[hot creek]

can u sleep in there

[true plover]

I mean

Yeah?

Prob

[hot creek]

broooo my mom use to work manager at a motel and we had a sick ass house in the back

[ashen basin]

no hes gay

[true plover]

Wouldn’t be comfortable though

[true plover]

Wait

Classy

You’re gay now

Congrats

[hot creek]

im not gay

[true plover]

It’s sucks

[hot creek]

sucking it once does not make u gay

[ashen basin]

im sure he does

[true plover]

The dating scene is awful

[hot creek]

it doesn't count if my eyes were closed

[ashen basin]

freaky

[true plover]

😭

[gilded rapids]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkg5KwYR/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

cutiepatootie (@cutieepatootiiei)

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fxTikTok · Apr 30, 2026, 12:18 PM

[jaunty garnet]

jb

[gilded rapids]

Sorry gay studs

Stuff

[ashen basin]

smh

[muted shuttle]

i showered

[hot creek]

that's a lie

[muted shuttle]

Ok

Do u wanna see my water bill or something

[hot creek]

Yeah

[muted shuttle]

I dont have it

[hot creek]

well welll well

i need a shower lowkeby

im a stinky chud

[muted shuttle]

we know

[hot creek]

I bought new old spice

[muted shuttle]

old spice sucks

im glad u agree with me with the “fr” (for real) emote

I know u dont use body wash or deodorant

[hot creek]

is body wash even necessary

[muted shuttle]

bro what

[hot creek]

like just let it flow bruh

[wary badge]

[muted shuttle]

stick deodorant sucks

[hot creek]

u use SPRAY deoderant??

[muted shuttle]

yes

[hot creek]

holy foid

[muted shuttle]

ok sorry

At least i smell nice

[hot creek]

not true

does one even need to use bodywash though

like ts not necessary

[hot creek]

i know ur ass isn't talking

[muted shuttle]

I can’t tell if you’re serious or rage baiting

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/letmedowngently/status/2049858745555960230?s=46

codey ✟ (@letmedowngently)

just used my mcdonald’s points to redeem snapchat+

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 30, 2026, 2:29 PM

[hot creek]

no im 100% serious

[muted shuttle]

I smell very nice unlike u

[muted shuttle]

Brother

[hot creek]

not true

[hot creek]

lowk i just use shampopoo and conditioner

[outer plaza]

where can i post image

i need to ask a doubt

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn @polar python U gotta see ts

[hot creek]

@fervent dove @muted shuttle U gotta see ts

(non evil version)

[dense valve]

Bro

[polar python]

Just get a 3 in 1 if ur gonna be poor wtf wrong w u

[outer plaza]

my phone charges to 85%

[dense valve]

Ok why was this guy unbanned again

[hot creek]

wtf even is bodywash

i just use the conditioner and shampoo

[dense valve]

It's in the name

[polar python]

This guy

[muted shuttle]

Does he use soap bars

[hot creek]

no?

[muted shuttle]

Dude

[dense valve]

Bro

[outer plaza]

bro like i need help

[dense valve]

!t support

[outer plaza]

idk if dis normal or wot

[fervent dove]

Hey @outer plaza, have a look at this!

support

Please keep support or jailbreak related messages in #jailbreak, thank you!

Added by stkc#8018 | Used 4,712 times · Jun 8, 2021, 2:25 AM

[muted shuttle]

You’re like the people I smell in walmart all the time

[hot creek]

the really fat ones? 🥀

[outer plaza]

like bro my phone charges till 85

[dense valve]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-gif-13417504973507126960

[hot creek]

turn off optimized charging

[muted shuttle]

No the people that smell like dog shit when they walk by

[dense valve]

go to #jailbreak for support

[hot creek]

i just rub the conditioner on my balls

[muted shuttle]

Ok man

[dense valve]

.

[hot creek]

is that not enough

[dense valve]

Bro conditioner is for your hair

[narrow crown]

i bet u dont wash ur ass

[hot creek]

i have ball hair

same thing

[muted shuttle]

Does anyone know why my phone charges to 85%

[hot creek]

brooo i bit the skin off my finger cuz i ran out of fingernail now it hurts

[hot creek]

i do

with conditioner

bro this conditioner smells so good too

i would eat this shit if it didn't give me diareahh

[dense valve]

?????????????????????????///////?????????????///

What'

[narrow crown]

yuo should wash your body with SOAP

[dense valve]

You would eat the conditioner??

[hot creek]

conditioner is soap basically

[muted shuttle]

No it isn’t bro

[hot creek]

if it didn't give me diareah then yes

[muted shuttle]

Far from it

It is not soap

[dense valve]

How do you know that

[hot creek]

how

[narrow crown]

conditioner is not soap dumbass

[muted shuttle]

bro

[narrow crown]

MAYBE you could use shampoo as soap in a pinch. not conditioner

[untold helm]

wtf is that

[hot creek]

you know when you go to sniff the shampoo or conditioner and you like squeeze the bottle to get a whiff?

[dense valve]

No

[hot creek]

yeah that backfired i squeezed to hard it got in my eye mouth and nose

the conditioner has salasylic acid in it too so that hurt very badly

[narrow crown]

level 15 ragebait

[dense valve]

Do you guys also (exlcuding classy) put shampoo twice then conditioner

[hot creek]

bro im not even ragebaiting

[hot creek]

one time i shampoo'd twice

[gilded rapids]

omg it’s always weird to see a video about the city you live in

https://youtu.be/A0lQPphWTkQ?si=r9oIdscoi5jkMuqX

[dense valve]

last word not needed for you

[hot creek]

for a long time i didn't use conditioner because it made my hair look like it was falling out

[muted shuttle]

No

[dense valve]

Damn just me then ok

or was me

[muted shuttle]

Shampoo once, rinse, then conditioner once, rinse

[dense valve]

I used to do that

yea thats what i do now

[gilded rapids]

I have to shampoo everyday.

[narrow crown]

https://tenor.com/view/true-get-this-man-a-true-go-my-true-whatever-go-my-true-gif-16382191100563919909

[hot creek]

AHAH!!!! You didn't mention BODYWASH!!!!

i bathe every 2 days

lowk

[dense valve]

.

[muted shuttle]

Because we are talking about hair

[narrow crown]

this is why you stinky

[dense valve]

I take a shower everyday

[muted shuttle]

Dude

[dense valve]

Night showers on top

[gilded rapids]

I try to shower twice a day when I can. Morning is nice to get my day started. Night shower is a must I’m not going to bed gross

[hot creek]

Are u not suppose to put it in your hair

[narrow crown]

i am a morning showerer

[dense valve]

No you dont put bodywash in your hair

[gilded rapids]

but I have to shampoo everyday

[narrow crown]

two showers is a waste of water

[hot creek]

Sunday night i bathe and then shower at like 8pm and then next bath/shower is tuesday night at like 8pm

[dense valve]

The only times I dont shower everyday is at hotels (when I forget my own) because I cant use the shampoo/ conditioner/bodywash that they give me because of skin alergies :///

[narrow crown]

acc why should i judge blaze for being extra clean when classy is out here taking 2 showers a week 😭

[gilded rapids]

most times though it’s the weekend because I don’t have enough time to shower in the morning because of work lmao

[muted shuttle]

I absolutely cannot go a day without showering

[gilded rapids]

wait what I didn’t even read the past messages

[dense valve]

Classy do not fr maxine

[gilded rapids]

2 SHOWERS A WEEK??? HELLO

[hot creek]

didn't you just say you went 2 weeks without a single shower in my dms like 2 seconds ago

[muted shuttle]

Send a screenshot

[gilded rapids]

I mean that’s one way to save water

[narrow crown]

exaggeration

[hot creek]

u deleted ur message bum

[narrow crown]

but still

[dense valve]

It's ok my message logger caught it guys trust me

[hot creek]

ts not even that bad

[gilded rapids]

damn my water bill is only like $80 and I live with my roommate

[muted shuttle]

Can’t delete what was never there

[gilded rapids]

We both take like 30-40min long showers

😭

[hot creek]

and that's during school weeks

[dense valve]

Who doesn't

[hot creek]

mf

[muted shuttle]

me

[gilded rapids]

shit I be vibin in there I let the shower water run down

I have a waterproof lamp 💀

[narrow crown]

have u ever wondered why the girls at school dont fw u

[muted shuttle]

well ig it depends on my mood and what I’m doing in the shower

[hot creek]

yes

[muted shuttle]

sometimes I’ll just it in the shower and have the water run down my back

[dense valve]

what would you be doing besides rinsing off

[muted shuttle]

while I think about life

[muted shuttle]

shaving

[hot creek]

wasting water smh

that's why i bathe

and then shower

[dense valve]

Oh I forgot about that

Ngl

[hot creek]

with the peepee water on my legs

[dense valve]

?

[narrow crown]

today i washed my hair!!

[muted shuttle]

God shut the fuck up

[narrow crown]

and trimmed my bangs

[muted shuttle]

Bangs aren’t enough for me i need

Uuuhhhh

Redacted

[hot creek]

imma bang ur mom

[dense valve]

?

[hot creek]

fent?

[dense valve]

As if you are even fitting on the bed in the first place

[narrow crown]

?

[hot creek]

COCK?!?@!

[narrow crown]

the tr bangs are a classic

[muted shuttle]

I’ll elaborate in the other server .

[dense valve]

Please stop.

[gilded rapids]

anyways I have to wash my hair everyday because I my genetics

[dense valve]

This is too wrong

[untold helm]

????

[gilded rapids]

I have thicker southeast Asian hair not Caucasian fr

[untold helm]

Why

[dense valve]

Too cursed

[chilly bear]

Please continue.

[true plover]

I find it so funny the way people act when the new Apple pride stuff comes out

Lmao

[gilded rapids]

I just use the bulk cost head and shoulders

[true plover]

Childish behavior

[gilded rapids]

They just hiding their true self

all gays

[untold helm]

When did u get that tattoo?

[hot creek]

yestefday

[fervent dove]

Bradley deleted a message

Fake photo bc your arm is not that size

Message ID: 1499613050096062484 · May 1, 2026, 3:26 AM

[dense valve]

Fake

[hot creek]

Hey what

[true plover]

I just saw the tweet from gurman about the new watch faces and people are mad there’s nothing for “normal people”

[dense valve]

I wish I had delete perms in general

[true plover]

[gilded rapids]

being normal sounds boring

[hot creek]

yeah

[gilded rapids]

White man arm

[untold helm]

On what and why?

[dense valve]

Do you need help with something

[true plover]

Fr

Idk

Silly when people see color

[coral fog]

jumpscare

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle promote me to admin please

[true plover]

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle promote me to admin please

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464714798120960368/1471227366960529584/gimme10dollar.gif

[true plover]

@muted shuttle promote me to admin please

[dense valve]

Im still waiting for mod btw from that sniped message

I will not forget

[hot creek]

yeah check paypal

[muted shuttle]

From what sniped message

[muted shuttle]

I dont have paypal

[wary badge]

??

[dense valve]

Notice how you replied to it

[gilded rapids]

I’ll send u the money from earlier

[hot creek]

who the fuck did i give $10 wtf

[true plover]

Jef I want you

[dense valve]

What

[hot creek]

can i have some twin

[muted shuttle]

He’s rage baiting maybe

[muted shuttle]

Ok yay

[gilded rapids]

.

[hot creek]

what did u ask kitty to do to u 5 seconds ago

[wary badge]

????

[gilded rapids]

sigh

I wish I could keep this $1k

All going towards rent 🥀

[hot creek]

bro pays 1k rent

damn

[muted shuttle]

im too tired I thought that said men

[dense valve]

Ill take it

[gilded rapids]

That’s cheap in my area lmao

[hot creek]

sigh
I wish I could keep this $1k
All going towards men 🥀

[gilded rapids]

my apartment is 1.7k two bed two bath

[hot creek]

lowk it's cheap where i live too

my sister pays $850/month for some shitty falling apart house

[muted shuttle]

one bath for morning one bed for nap one bath for night one bed for night

[hot creek]

Dude the houses ALL AROUND IT have exploded from gas leaks

[muted shuttle]

perfect

[gilded rapids]

I have the master bedroom fr

[dense valve]

Bro takes baths still

[polar python]

You’re next buddy get ready yep it’s happening

[untold helm]

@hot creek

[muted shuttle]

Love is in the air? Wrong! Gas leak

[muted shuttle]

Baths are fire

Bubble baths especially ,,,

[gilded rapids]

my amenities suck compared to jazzy and stkc

[hot creek]

Hey that's my image

[gilded rapids]

jealous about the Korean bbq grills

🫩

[hot creek]

its got roaches and bedbugs anyway

my sisters

[muted shuttle]

Ew

[gilded rapids]

fuck I forget if you can install windows without bootcamp

[vocal plinth]

sharing bedbugs with yourr sister sounds like it can be incest

[gilded rapids]

if I just wipe the whole thing

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1489998650930102322/togif.gif

[split nimbus]

what the frick

[dense valve]

I know i also takes baths still

[gilded rapids]

it’s me and my bf

[muted shuttle]

God me and who

[dense valve]

https://fixupx.com/bradleytechman/status/1889516912691826848

bradley (@bradleytechman)

↩ (@advaithj1)
@advaithj1

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FixupX · Feb 12, 2025, 3:28 AM

[untold helm]

Where did you get the tattoo

[split nimbus]

aaron..

[gilded rapids]

baths are chill bro I can vouch as a grown as 23 year old man

[muted shuttle]

Nop

Aaron dont like me

[hot creek]

Maxine gave it to me

[muted shuttle]

I dont like aaron that way either

[gilded rapids]

These are lowkey cute kmg

But I’m not paying $17 I’ll buy this shit off temu

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle https://discord.com/channels/349243932447604736/1499614785128632341

idk what to do about it

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-gif-25546777

[dense valve]

ok

[split nimbus]

MUSHROOMS???

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle why did you delete it

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1497952890138918912/1499465618053927002/togif.gif

[dense valve]

What was she supposed to do

[dense valve]

?

Ok bye

gn

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492748264049475734/togif.gif

[split nimbus]

cock is ticking…

[vocal plinth]

gorilla forearms

[hot creek]

where do they... where do they go

[hot creek]

tock is cicking

[muted shuttle]

table

[gilded rapids]

my apartment

[hot creek]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-11995869715635442235

[gilded rapids]

Prob on self

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-seal-seal-dance-seal-dancing-seal-seals-gif-17832446272461573261

[hot creek]

meow meow meow

[split nimbus]

got bitches in my swimming pool
Real life mermaids
Models in my living room
Lined by Hermes
Yeah bro...
Somebody must have heard me when I prayed
Cause I'm paid cash money
Uh, Cash Money never paid me
But your boy did his thing
Still make cash money
Yeah it's mine I can throw it in the air if I wanna

[gilded rapids]

@hot creek @split nimbus @muted shuttle https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkgmkMuU/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

WISS (@jelouise7)

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fxTikTok · Apr 7, 2026, 10:42 AM

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985270005853745262/1457605797818400848/watermark.gif

[slim nova]

what

[hot creek]

Oh shit

My brain autocorrected it to clock

COCK!??!?!?

who the fuck victoria bro

[slim nova]

shut up

[slim nova]

Victoria

[frosty grail]

hm

[hot creek]

eat him

[thick tapir]

bruh

[hot creek]

fent 🤑

[hot creek]

shit

@keto help

[frosty grail]

gato contenido

[hot creek]

good thing i didn't put this hdd in the xbox

oh shit yeah there's a lot of dead sectors

[thick tapir]

yo she doesnt hate my topic????

[hot creek]

i wish my teacher was this nice

what are you doing

[thick tapir]

she isnt usually she just liked my topic ig

[hot creek]

dude tell me this hard drive didn't just die

[thick tapir]

sum bs about harm from social media

[hot creek]

NO NO NO

YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

NO NO NO

holy fuck 90 dead sectors and counting

just in the middle of the drive

dude please have mercy on me

holy fuck that was rough

115 dead sectors and im barely 200gb into a 500gb drive

all in a row too

[hard comet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ios/s/LIRUEkEQEX

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[hard comet]

lol

[hushed coral]

Yo

[slim nova]

Google Store Temperature Checker

[gusty gulch]

@ashen basin watching the prostitutes get dropped off

[ashen basin]

W?

[rotund glade]

😰

[gusty gulch]

lmao

i wonder what kind of business they’re doing

there’s so many girls

[ashen basin]

Well

[slim nova]

barrack Obama

[slim nova]

@chilly bear @dense zinc @lunar nest @worthy quail

[rotund glade]

😰

[slim nova]

ok model still sucks

I'm gonna scale to 8b

[rotund glade]

@teal bramble @velvet zenith @ornate latch SCALE?

[slim nova]

😭

[icy breach]

I just opened general for the first time in months to someone reporting “67 jew” for antisemitism

[rotund glade]

Ok

[icy breach]

What’s okay?

[slim nova]

67 jew

[rotund glade]

Nothing... Im Sorry Okay?

[slim nova]

@polar python

[icy breach]

Okay

[rotund glade]

Is it remaining a problem of course or not?

[icy breach]

What?

[rotund glade]

Sorry

[icy breach]

I honestly don’t know what you’re talking about

[dense zinc]

🔥

@ruby copper hiii

[ruby copper]

gm

[half compass]

Son

That was a month ago

[icy breach]

Yeah, I just opened this server for the first time in a month 😆

[hot creek]

True

[nova dragon]

26.4.2 is out ig

Since when do they send notifs

[kind wind]

Any way to remove the software update available after installing the blockota?

[nova dragon]

Idk, i don’t think that’s possible

[clever glacier]

GUYS PLEASE HELP
I INSTALLED WATUSI 3 ON MY IPHONE 11 PRO MAX IOS 14.3., IT ASKED TO REBOOT SO I CLICKED REBOOT AND ITS STUCK AT THE RESPRING LOADING CIRCLE LOGO
I CANT FORCE RESTRT

[rotund glade]

Oh no 😢

[clever glacier]

cmon please its been like that for 10 minutes

[slow hearth]

trying to fix this too

also i cant reset my nickname

damn

[coarse ginkgo]

GUYS PLEASE HELP
I INSTALLED WATUSI 3 ON MY IPHONE 11 PRO MAX IOS 14.3., IT ASKED TO REBOOT SO I CLICKED REBOOT AND ITS STUCK AT THE RESPRING LOADING CIRCLE LOGO
I CANT FORCE RESTRT