general

[autumn lodge]

They ruined it because of android users

[gusty gulch]

it was nice knowing you

[coral fog]

oh that's new

[thorny fiber]

I just joined this server and I have Nitro. Why?

[teal bramble]

it was nice knowing u too

[versed sun]

Why are people biding on a box

[untold helm]

you will become void

[untold helm]

Maybe in box?

[versed sun]

You would see it in the clear part

And it should have a image of it to

Not a image of just the box

[glacial valve]

Please send the funnies before disappearing !!!!

[untold helm]

Oh shit you are right

Maybe people have processor box autism

Just like some people have OS boot screen autism

[versed sun]

Box ain’t worth $260

[untold helm]

Money laundering

[versed sun]

Money laundering with fees

Gonna make 210 off that

[untold helm]

Well it’s one way to clean money

[versed sun]

Until someone else buys or wins it and finds out it’s just a box and returns it?

[carmine elk]

heiii

[signal hazel]

you don’t have nitro

[ripe anchor]

imagine not having nitro

pooron.

[rugged heart]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-bait-or-low-iq-bait-or-low-iq-call-it-call-it-bait-or-gif-11665902714889208022

[glacial valve]

Imagine wasting money fr

[thorny fiber]

Why?

[ripe anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/gabbie-hanna-thegabbieshow-lookdesignco-rock-rewired-gif-24365138

pooron.

[signal hazel]

did you buy it

[thorny fiber]

No

[signal hazel]

that’s why

[sleek rivet]

hello @glacial valve the legendary 16player dev, i'm trying to make a windows app that gets detected by all avs on virustotal, any tips?

[thorny fiber]

But I see I have an animated profile picture

[signal hazel]

wait you do

wtf

[ripe anchor]

bro's had discord for 7 years

[half compass]

I just spent 140$ on a toothbrush

[ripe anchor]

does it vibrate

[signal hazel]

been in here for about the same amount of time 💀

[half compass]

yea

idk if this is a poor decision

[ripe anchor]

8 years 😭

[sleek rivet]

you know, you didn't need a toothbrush, your phone also vibrates

[ripe anchor]

i have no room to talk this is year 10 for me

[signal hazel]

was gonna say 😭

[glacial valve]

Gm kys, thanks

Is GIR dead

😭

[sleek rivet]

?

i feel threatened :(

mods

[glacial valve]

:/

[signal hazel]

my steam account is 8yo and my xbox account has to be over 10 now

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-alert-jason-thomas-nichols-chud-reddit-mod-gif-7213313932205165404

[ripe anchor]

my steam is a year old

[untold helm]

add a zip bomb in there

[ripe anchor]

my 16 year old steam ID is just my deadname so we can't be doing that

[sleek rivet]

my current plan just involves appending a bunch of random malware after the actual exe

[signal hazel]

steam can actually change it on certain requests

[ripe anchor]

not the ID

thats baked in

[signal hazel]

nah

[ripe anchor]

but it's not even that big of a deal

the only thing to note ab the account was my cs inventory which was like 5 bands

but i traded it all to the new account and good as new

[untold helm]

A few more tips, make it check for a VM and also grab browser cookies

[sleek rivet]

oh yeah i should definitely just put a bunch of browser paths in there for no reason

[untold helm]

also check for unaccelerated graphics, since some malware does that as a secondary detection

[signal hazel]

why

[untold helm]

as in the basic display driver

[ripe anchor]

wym why

[sleek rivet]

IsDebuggerPresent too obv

[signal hazel]

if i had a cs account worth that much id be selling it all 😭

[ripe anchor]

i had to a couple years ago

bought a literal car

[untold helm]

you are trying to make every anti virus detect it

[signal hazel]

good trade off

[ripe anchor]

yeah im starting to build my inventory back

[sleek rivet]

yeah

[signal hazel]

did you get it all from crates or what

loot boxes

[ripe anchor]

some was from gambling

[sleek rivet]

i want google to ban me if i dare upload that exe to my google drive

[ripe anchor]

some was from uhh

trading

[untold helm]

"File too big to scan for viruses" (.4 mb)

[signal hazel]

i never believe these gambling sites. how do you know they’re not cooking you

[sleek rivet]

oh wait i think the actual program may exceed that limit

[ripe anchor]

no i mean cases (i.e.) gambling

[signal hazel]

“this user got this item, let’s not give them anything else for the next 20 loot boxes”

[sleek rivet]

what is that limit anyway i think it's pretty low

[ripe anchor]

cases R still gambling

[gusty gulch]

they had an AI photo booth at the work event yesterday

me and my coworkers lol

[untold helm]

are you top left?

[gusty gulch]

yeah

[untold helm]

is @polar python bottom row?

[signal hazel]

did they just give you outfits with ai or whar

i thought the girl on the right had mega hairy legs for a moment

[gilded rapids]

slay

[signal hazel]

send me some

[ripe anchor]

i recently found out they made a 2-door nissan altima

i am now on a quest to buy one

[muted shuttle]

67

[sleek rivet]

i think this message deserves a demotion actually

[ripe anchor]

THIX THEVEN

[signal hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/67-kid-67-meme-67-minecraft-minecraft-steve-gif-3537229817063182690

[ripe anchor]

i have a "6 7" keybind in cs2

it's so peak

[signal hazel]

[gusty gulch]

no he wasn't there

[gusty gulch]

yes

[signal hazel]

i see

[gusty gulch]

they only took our face

[gusty gulch]

can I Have 10 dollars

[signal hazel]

hmm

be cool if it was like a booth box that did it

unless it was

[gusty gulch]

@gilded rapids getting an iPhone today

[sleek rivet]

is that even a photo booth at that point

[gusty gulch]

it did

[gusty gulch]

yes?

we all took the photo and it took our faces and put them through AI

[untold helm]

API strapped to a big ass box and camera

[gusty gulch]

@alpine chasm my parents got a new dog, it hasn't even been 2 weeks since I moved out

[gilded rapids]

It’s rent money from my roommate 🥀

[gilded rapids]

wtf why

[gusty gulch]

oh rip

[gusty gulch]

stick wants me to get an iPhone to make things easier

he's buying so

[gilded rapids]

Lmao oh

[gusty gulch]

he's wanted to get me the base but I'ma just put in 200 and get the pro lol

[signal hazel]

my friend has the base and he said it sucks

[untold helm]

wtf no Omnidroid then

[gusty gulch]

oh really?

[signal hazel]

pro just naturally better

[gusty gulch]

@polar python see

[gusty gulch]

it was never gonna happen

[untold helm]

base 16 or base 17

[signal hazel]

17. he’s gone back to his 13p

[proven moss]

Bro

[signal hazel]

whar

[jagged turret]

@polar python eta wen Omnix

[gusty gulch]

I'm so spoiled

[proven moss]

You will not believe what i plugged my hifiman xs into

[gusty gulch]

in my princess era

[signal hazel]

the wall?

[proven moss]

My ds4 controller

[gusty gulch]

here I was settling for someone's dusty ass son a few years ago

[signal hazel]

😭

[proven moss]

It sounds so much better

[jagged turret]

Based

[signal hazel]

how

[proven moss]

The dac on it

Is really good

Is what I've read

[signal hazel]

no way it’s better than your scarlet

[gusty gulch]

@gilded rapids lol

[proven moss]

Compared to my audio interface which is known for having terrible headphone jack

[gusty gulch]

what did he say sucked about it

[signal hazel]

just feels rough he said

[proven moss]

It is

[signal hazel]

gets choppy for no reason

[muted shuttle]

Damnnnn im chopped too

[untold helm]

- My dog after noticing someone at the door

[signal hazel]

and the camera is funky

[proven moss]

That's how bad the scarlet is

[gusty gulch]

can stick get paid already I want iPhone

[untold helm]

#general message ???

[signal hazel]

don’t you have a flip

[gusty gulch]

I like the blue but I'ma get white or silver

[gusty gulch]

no I have a pixel

[proven moss]

They actually distort slightly above and 60% on the scarlet

[signal hazel]

oh

[muted shuttle]

in tomodachi life i'm pretty

[jagged turret]

Rip

[signal hazel]

i think your scarlet is just cooked

[gusty gulch]

I've changed phones like 3 times in a year

[signal hazel]

it can’t be that bad

[gusty gulch]

it's a good phone wdym rip

[proven moss]

I asked a few peeps about it

They said the scarlet sucks

[jagged turret]

Tensor cpu

Battery life

[gusty gulch]

battery life is fine

[proven moss]

Its not meant for headphones

[jagged turret]

It's mid

[gusty gulch]

idk wtf tensor cpu is

[gusty gulch]

it last me the whole day so

[jagged turret]

the google produced CPUs which really suck

[signal hazel]

i thought it was quite rated tbh. might be worth tryna find a cheap smsl or smth maybe

[gusty gulch]

I don't notice a difference

[proven moss]

Yeah fs

[jagged turret]

it's not the latest and greatest

:/

you gotta have the fastest cpu

most ram

largest camera

[gusty gulch]

tech has only improved slightly it's not that big of a deal

[proven moss]

@signal hazel

This is a problem

[jagged turret]

Seems a little low

[signal hazel]

fm radio quality

lmfao

[proven moss]

Lol

What do i do

[polar python]

worlds best google soc

[signal hazel]

how much do they sell for

[proven moss]

What

[signal hazel]

the scarlet solo

[proven moss]

150

Usd

[signal hazel]

hmm

[proven moss]

I need it th

Tho

For my speakers

[jagged turret]

Fr

[polar python]

is ur desk bending

[signal hazel]

you can get one that’ll do both. fosi might have something

[tame shuttle]

Most powerful avatar. Deskbending

[proven moss]

@signal hazel

[signal hazel]

didn’t even know this existed

this resolution is so fried

[tepid ermine]

is dead island an rpg game?

[signal hazel]

ARPG

[tepid ermine]

whats the difference

rpg jr?

[signal hazel]

jrpg is japanese

arpg is action role play

[tepid ermine]

wow

[signal hazel]

[teal bramble]

Void?

[muted shuttle]

Foid ai

[untold helm]

yes

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle @polar python Show Mom bunches of love.
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Shop this exclusive Apple Pay offer online now through May 9 with promo code: APPLEPAY.*

[muted shuttle]

I want someone to show me love

Sorry

[teal bramble]

Ask dani or something

[proven moss]

Dude

[teal bramble]

Dude

[muted shuttle]

I want a hot man not hot woman

[teal bramble]

they both work well

[proven moss]

Hwo come its a Lower bitrate yet sounds better

[teal bramble]

as a woman atleast

[proven moss]

@teal bramble @proven moss Samsung were slowing my phone

Until i updated

They can't keep getting away with it

[signal hazel]

wish i could use my new dac

gotta rerun a whole ass cable in my wall

[remote canopy]

sorry, for that

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn @polar python

Hurry up

Release keto and nocturne update

[alpine chasm]

Wtf where is josie

[polar python]

Keto 2 will use claude for government to drone strike you if you do one more useless ping

Night control your admin

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[alpine chasm]

Hi

[muted shuttle]

Why are you still evil maxine

U dont even have the pfp

[alpine chasm]

I am having shit internet connection rn

[polar python]

Cuz im on $5 nitro and idk what to name myself

[alpine chasm]

Alright bet sending one to ur location rn

[muted shuttle]

Ok hold on

[gusty gulch]

hello please order me iPhone thank you

[polar python]

Get a job liberal

[alpine chasm]

What's gonna happen to the Pixel

[gusty gulch]

I am working dumbass

[gusty gulch]

I'ma keep it

[muted shuttle]

Claude what do i nickname a jewish best friend that is a twink

Please help claude

[alpine chasm]

rip

i was gonna buy it

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-can-f-himself-allison-mcroberts-trash-garbage-taking-out-the-trash-gif-23829726

[alpine chasm]

Bet I'll take it for free

[gusty gulch]

you want to?

[alpine chasm]

What was it again

[desert cairn]

All android users always end up back on ios

[alpine chasm]

10? 10 Pro? Color?

[desert cairn]

we're on keto 5

[gusty gulch]

10 pro moonstone

[alpine chasm]

How much

Perhaps I will

[gusty gulch]

@polar python how much

[alpine chasm]

(At the end of the month tho still haven't gotten paid at new job)

[polar python]

idk it’s ewaste

[desert cairn]

google pixel so 25% of its price

its like a car it depreciates the second you buy it

[alpine chasm]

Thats true fr

[desert cairn]

lol

isnt that half price

yeah basically

[gusty gulch]

let's do 500 then

[muted shuttle]

I'll buy it for $20

[alpine chasm]

[gusty gulch]

broke ass bitch

[desert cairn]

dont you have tmobile you can trade it in and get $1000 off an iphone

[muted shuttle]

$21 then

[alpine chasm]

Alright I'll dm you by end of the month and we'll coordinate

[autumn lodge]

Minecraft feather client is fraud

[desert cairn]

Minecraft feather client is fraud

[alpine chasm]

[gusty gulch]

okie

[muted shuttle]

chop chop

[gusty gulch]

I'm always afraid to trade with T-Mobile cause they'll fuck up with the fees and all this shit

[alpine chasm]

[gusty gulch]

and my mom will kick me off the plan if I add money to the bill

[desert cairn]

[gusty gulch]

LMAO

[alpine chasm]

The pixel is not broken right lol

[desert cairn]

my mom traded in her 12pm and got a 17pm for $2.50/mo for 36 mo

[alpine chasm]

Just in case

[desert cairn]

on verizon

[gusty gulch]

no there's some scratches on the screen

like little ones not deep ones

that's it

[desert cairn]

My 15pm has some nice scratches

[alpine chasm]

I guess thats fine, we'll talk about it before purchase anyways

Is it 128gb?

[muted shuttle]

I miss my 14PM

I wonder how it's doing

Since I traded it in

Wonder if the back glass is still shattered

[alpine chasm]

Irresponsible

[muted shuttle]

I still dont know how it happened

[desert cairn]

My dad shattered the back glass of his 15PM while in a case

[muted shuttle]

How tf does it even happen that's how i'm confused

I took care of my 14PM

[alpine chasm]

Shitty case

[desert cairn]

The 15's were very fragile if you sat on them it would break

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[gusty gulch]

256

[desert cairn]

That's the one that Jerryrigeverything broke with his thumbs

Idk about the 14s

[hot creek]

A white tear ran down my leg

[alpine chasm]

Alright

[hot creek]

Hi night

[half compass]

same

[safe blade]

yo guys what is unsandboxing in trollstore and is it safe

[gusty gulch]

the mini scratches are not noticeable if you put on a screen protector

[half compass]

no your testicles will shrivel and explode

[gusty gulch]

it's just from me wiping the screen on my shirt or pants

[alpine chasm]

Thing with screen protectors on Pixels is that the fingerprint reader is spotty

[gusty gulch]

I never had a problem

[alpine chasm]

Oh

[hot creek]

Pixel?

[uncut token]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-cook-apple-iphone-mac-book-imac-gif-4488250863050786968

[desert cairn]

Is it optical or ultrasonic

[alpine chasm]

Maybe its a Pixel 7 thing

[gusty gulch]

I was just tired of it always breaking so I took it off lol

[muted shuttle]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEypHeNWEAAK76S.webp

[hot creek]

I got rhe cheapest screen protector on amazon and my fingerprint has beeb fine

[gusty gulch]

I got Spigen screen protectors

[hot creek]

I have the ultrasonic reader though i think

[alpine chasm]

On a Pixel?

[alpine chasm]

Yeah me too

[hot creek]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

Spigen screen protectors are fire

[hot creek]

I have a pixel 9

[alpine chasm]

Idk maybe its a Pixel 7 thing

[muted shuttle]

I bought a two pack of Spigen screen protectors for my 14PM and they lasted the entire time i had the phone

[hot creek]

I think pixel 7 just has a spotty one

[desert cairn]

I crack my spigen ones so easily

[muted shuttle]

Why dont you crack a woman instead

[hot creek]

I think it uses optical on the pixel 7

[alpine chasm]

My 13 has a Spigen currently and hasn't broken in 3 years

[desert cairn]

Never

[hot creek]

Femboys?

[desert cairn]

Nah

[alpine chasm]

Do you offer yourself as volunteer

[desert cairn]

?

[hot creek]

This cheap ass screen protector on mine barely has any scratches

[muted shuttle]

No

[hot creek]

Men?

[desert cairn]

Nah

If u can stand women you're lowk gay

[muted shuttle]

I wish there was a way to not hide the menu bar on the internal MacBook display

But hide it on external displays

:/

[desert cairn]

Why

[hot creek]

Download windows

[desert cairn]

I don't even think you hide the taskbar per display on windoes

There's no reason to

[hot creek]

Meow

[muted shuttle]

I hide the menu bar on external displays because I don't use it much

On the internal display it's just

Weird

[hot creek]

Meow meow meow

[desert cairn]

There's probably an obscure 15$ app for it

[muted shuttle]

Empty space

Because the notch pushes apps down

[hot creek]

That's too small

I can't see

[muted shuttle]

I looked and couldn't find anything so idk

[hot creek]

First world problems

Duct tape the notxh

67

[desert cairn]

U got Claude and Xcode figure it out

[muted shuttle]

True

Im waiting for acatto to give me my claude credits back

[outer adder]

change the resolution so the notch will be invisible

[desert cairn]

Make your m5 max partially useful

[signal hazel]

what are the chances this company hasn’t responded to my email cos i included a hyperlink

twice now

[gusty gulch]

me too

[teal bramble]

?

my paperlike screen protector cracked from dropping it on the back

💔💔

[thick tapir]

please someone make this make sense

like just why???

[thick tapir]

my screen protector is covered in super glue 😔

magic john

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @teal bramble Do you authorize Dolphin to report information to Dolphin's developers?

[signal hazel]

magic john mentioned

W screen protector

[terse dome]

what does this mean

[gusty gulch]

do I get a screen protector for my iPhone

do I need it

[thick tapir]

i couldnt have pumped .003 less of a gallon

[median flume]

0%

[chilly bear]

no

[chilly bear]

yes

[thick tapir]

why isnt there any good software to map actions from a usb midi device into macros

[desert cairn]

Why don't you wait for the 18 pro in a few months

[gusty gulch]

why does that matter

it'll be the same shit

it's 5 months away lol

[desert cairn]

I guess

[outer adder]

god i love C

best programing language off all time

[proven moss]

Sudr

Can i plug my headphones in the green hole or is it for speakers

Back oje

One

Not tge front one

[alpine chasm]

It's an audio out port regardless if it's the front of the case or the back

[signal hazel]

[ruby copper]

Elonmusk Kekuis

Wtf is that pfp

[slim loom]

@quaint locust

[copper tendon]

@quaint locust

[thick tapir]

should i replace aux jack in my car, buy an fm transmitter, or wait like 8 months until i get a new head unit

[slim loom]

Hello Elonmusk kekuis!

Holy fuck

Im talking to real elon musk rn

[slim loom]

Yeah definitely bro!

[signal hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/yi-long-ma-hi-everyone-elon-elon-musk-hi-gif-11259469903522590947

[slim loom]

Woah

Tell us more

Im interested

Accepted

[ornate latch]

@quaint locust If ur the real elon musk can u send a picture of urself

Specifically holding ur dick

[ruby copper]

Hello Elon Musk

Can I get money

Nooo

[signal hazel]

😭

[ruby copper]

I wanted money

[muted shuttle]

Free handouts

[ruby copper]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

Help me brick my note8 mineek

[ruby copper]

16Player

[muted shuttle]

Not signed binary

Wont flash

But i will try

[ruby copper]

fr

[ornate latch]

Thats too easy

[ashen basin]

The Pitt is actually so good wtf

Don’t give a fuck about medical shows tbh but this is fun to me

[ornate latch]

yeah fr

[ashen basin]

Basically just watching all the hospital staff be stressed out and see how they handle different situations based on their patients, their issues, their personalities, etc etc which is cool to me

[ashen basin]

Still medical based but i like it because it’s more using that as a background basis for the drama rather than being the main focus. I guess other medical dramas do that too but this one just feels better

I think it’s because it’s 1 shift so everything goes together episode by episode a lot better

[scarlet marsh]

yo is it worth it to wait for a jailbreak on my 15 pro on ios 26.2.1?

[glacial valve]

no

Well

unless you wanna wait 2y at the bare minimum

[scarlet marsh]

but should i update?

[glacial valve]

Do you need the new slopos 26 features ?

[scarlet marsh]

depends but probably not

[unreal moss]

how can i bypass icloud for iphone xr?

[muted shuttle]

!t icloudbypass

[fervent dove]

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,766 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[brave shell]

Guys

I need help

Like real help badly

I removed jailbreak but the zebra app still here nd shit so what shall I do

[autumn pendant]

Does it work

[brave shell]

No

[autumn pendant]

Delete it then

[brave shell]

But when I try to remove it removed frm Home Screen tjo

Not fully removed

Help please bro

[half compass]

bleh

[cold zodiac]

yo

[wary badge]

[US] In Stock: UniFi Travel Router @polar python

[thick tapir]

I love having a job where i can just round my time worked to the nearest half hour

[muted shuttle]

[US] In Stock: UniFi Travel Router @polar python

[half compass]

Need a new router

Inshallah

[terse dome]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apqe_u3VJQ4 what the hell why is this song vietnamese i genuinely thought this shit was kpop

would ping netz but he gone

[hot creek]

Who up scamming maxine

[hot creek]

Ip logger

It's called opsec u wouldn't understand

[brave shell]

bro js anyone belong mr

[muted shuttle]

free server

im crine

[brave shell]

Helping me

[untold helm]

I’ve been using protons free tier as my school blocks certain sites network wide

[muted shuttle]

it's not bad

[brave shell]

Can someone please help chat gpt don’t work

[muted shuttle]

i trust it more than other free vpns

[untold helm]

Actually quite usable, outside of the fact half of the time it like fucks itself

[untold helm]

If the police raid the servers and can’t find anything, that’s how i know it’s secure

[hot creek]

Like the porn ones

[hot creek]

True

[gusty gulch]

hello

[hot creek]

My school's dns blocks discord and reddit

Also etsy for some reason

[hot creek]

Who did u steal it from

[gusty gulch]

your mom

[hot creek]

Wtf

My mom cracked her back on her se 3rd gen

After like 4 years of owning it

[muted shuttle]

i thought you were getting the 17 lavender

wtf

[wary badge]

Finally

[gusty gulch]

no i got pro cause better camera

[muted shuttle]

oh

[gusty gulch]

can i get liquid glass on discord

or did i get scammed

[thick tapir]

how to get super glue off screen protector

[copper tendon]

half a year late

[gusty gulch]

your momma

[copper tendon]

yawn

[half compass]

dude i need glasses

or contacts

or some shit

[copper tendon]

lasik

[half compass]

but glasses make you hot

[gusty gulch]

it feels weird being back on iphone

[velvet zenith]

Welcome back to the good side

@polar python Good job

[polar python]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

@polar python Good job

[half compass]

@polar python you saved her dignity

inshallah

[vocal plinth]

@polar python you owe me Omni on AndroidTV

[gusty gulch]

<@&558709886397972481> guess what bitch

@polar python Good job

[polar python]

@muted shuttle useless owner ping

[vital citrus]

Can an iPhone 17pro be jailbroken or not?

[slim loom]

obviously not

[muted shuttle]

<@&558709886397972481> guess what bitch

[velvet zenith]

Not obvious to a new joiner

[velvet zenith]

Did they hire you yet

[muted shuttle]

the usual

[muted shuttle]

I havent even gone to the interview yet

It’s next week

[median flume]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-stupid-dumb-patrick-star-gif-2543613380446192646

[velvet zenith]

Youd have to be restarted to fumble a job interview for a dishwasher

[polar python]

maxine you should get a job at chatgpt responding to peoples prompts

maybe they’ll put you on the keto api key

[velvet zenith]

i have the keto api key

[polar python]

@desert cairn Mods

[muted shuttle]

If someone sends something too freaky I’ll fold

So not a good job for me

[polar python]

work for claude then

[half compass]

@teal bramble

[main timber]

why is there a dishwasher job isnt there a machine that washes the dishes automatically whats the point

[velvet zenith]

I have the api key for gpt and claude thats being used in keto

[velvet zenith]

Its olive garden

Idk bro theres legit the commercial grade dishwasher machines

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1497952890138918912/1499465618053927002/togif.gif

[muted shuttle]

Yeah. Me

[main timber]

dropped 200$ for some random indian dude lol

[velvet zenith]

Youre not commercial grade

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[velvet zenith]

Like these guys

Swear ive literally used this one at school

[ornate latch]

"free server"

broke alert

[main timber]

and deadass everyone can wash the dishes why is there a demand for that job

[velvet zenith]

They keep hiring drug addicts

[muted shuttle]

Idk but if i can get paid good then idc

Im not a drug addict im just a stupid teenager

[velvet zenith]

Youre not getting paid good

[half compass]

sorry

[muted shuttle]

Money is money ig

[velvet zenith]

Also teenagers suck at their job

[main timber]

they just feelin sorry for u 😭

[brave shell]

Guys how do I get dopamine 16.7.15

[velvet zenith]

Even if its the easiest thing

[obtuse ruin]

what device

[fervent dove]

Hey @brave shell, have a look at this!

support

Please keep support or jailbreak related messages in #jailbreak, thank you!

Added by stkc#8018 | Used 4,711 times · Jun 8, 2021, 2:25 AM

[brave shell]

iPhone 8

[muted shuttle]

I’m good at washing dishes

[half compass]

no it’s 1 more than 0

[brave shell]

iPhone 8

[obtuse ruin]

https://jailbreaks.app

[velvet zenith]

mods advertising

[obtuse ruin]

mods non orange name :/

[main timber]

2 is bigger than 1 by 100%

[desert cairn]

mods non orange name :/

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

48/512 or 48/1tb

[median flume]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-drooling-patrick-star-spongebob-movie-drooling-slime-gif-525340425450564005

[obtuse ruin]

do you prefer having an extra 512gb or an extra like $200 or whatever

[velvet zenith]

btw i have 1tb hard drive 2tb ssd and 1tb ssd extra that will only be available at home

[half compass]

What do yall think about my new nails

[desert cairn]

Thanks

[tepid ermine]

is being a teenager is an excuse

[desert cairn]

1tb

This is gonna be the machine you use for 5+ years

[muted shuttle]

idk

[tepid ermine]

AI

[velvet zenith]

Extra 200 lowk

[brave shell]

Dm

[thick tapir]

im lowkey the hardest worker in my job and the youngest fr fr

[ornate latch]

Hey buddy what if you shove a dick up ur ass and s hut up

[velvet zenith]

Im already sufffering with 256

[tepid ermine]

he cant get a real dih he’s going to use dilod

[tepid ermine]

want a solution

[main timber]

"suffering" 💔

[gusty gulch]

disgusting

[tepid ermine]

ring

elden ring

💍

Real diamond

[half compass]

No thats gay

[brave shell]

Someone go to jailbreak Chanel and help me

[ornate latch]

So are you

[tepid ermine]

Not if u become trans

[tepid ermine]

I have bugatti u want?

[half compass]

@lofty hound chanel villager reference

[thick tapir]

i also might be one of the top 10 dumbest mfers of all time

[tepid ermine]

Okay dude

[true plover]

https://x.com/soham_btw/status/2049547262985146545?s=46

soham (@soham_btw)

got doom running in favicon

favicons have small resolution and low fps so not much playable

▶ Play video

X · Apr 29, 2026, 5:52 PM

[desert cairn]

https://x.com/therichmackey/status/2049598324857086092?s=46

Dick Mackey (@TheRichMackey)

These women don’t want flowers grandpa

X · Apr 29, 2026, 9:14 PM

[main timber]

just delete something

[tepid ermine]

I said that

[main timber]

and i thought u were talking about a 256gb iphone not a macbook

[tepid ermine]

🙄

[muted shuttle]

interesting

[tepid ermine]

256 gb for iphone is good

[velvet zenith]

i freed up 20g this morning and its full again because android is slop

[main timber]

some mfs be taking pictures of shit in straight 8k quality then complaining that 256gb isnt enough

[tepid ermine]

wow

[main timber]

whats the correlation between android and that

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Instagram.

[tepid ermine]

why the fuck would they save it in their phone

[half compass]

i ❤️ larping

[tepid ermine]

Stick it in ur laptop or smth

[velvet zenith]

Android development

[tepid ermine]

me too

[tepid ermine]

u are developing an andriod shit on mac

so fay

gay

[muted shuttle]

He is gay

[desert cairn]

Fr

[tepid ermine]

wow

How im suppose to insult him now

[velvet zenith]

It would be fine if java didnt use up like 7gbv ofr something while doing fuck all

[half compass]

what if instead of clavicular it was testicular

[main timber]

nothing would really change people would just call him testicular instead

[half compass]

yea but would his testicles become bigger

[main timber]

he kinda needs that

[muted shuttle]

linkin park

[half compass]

blinker fluid park

[rich dune]

linker park

[ornate latch]

Yes yes tiktok feed me bibi content i need israeli propaganda

[rich dune]

o hi @ornate latch

[half compass]

Shalom rabbi

I came to pray

What page to open

You just say

[hard comet]

took a 3 hour nap today my sleep schedule is fucked

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[desert cairn]

Ok

[hard comet]

whats bro cooking

[outer adder]

what ide is this?

[lunar nest]

some jetbrains ide

[outer adder]

ew

jk i tried clion and its not bad

[desert cairn]

Android studio

[outer adder]

oh nice

what are you cooking?

[spring wren]

IntelliJ IDEA is quite nice

[outer adder]

how did you get the developer and designer roles btw i saw this now

[velvet zenith]

Slop

I hate android

[outer adder]

jetbrains are good

[hard comet]

real

[outer adder]

but im a vscode guy

[desert cairn]

By designing and developing

[tepid ermine]

say gex yo

[half compass]

What do i have to design for the designer role

[outer adder]

what have you developed?

[velvet zenith]

A resume

[rich dune]

I believe you need to dm modmail and apply for it

[velvet zenith]

And y ou have to apply with it

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith they should make caffeinated water

[rich dune]

a theme I guess

[velvet zenith]

Coffee ?

[half compass]

Caffeine is bitter bru

[outer adder]

man i love C

[compact cobalt]

I finally got a mechanical keyboard

[outer adder]

especially when my code is working

[rich dune]

real

[half compass]

But is it memory safe

[compact cobalt]

no

but memory safety is woke

[outer adder]

i think

[compact cobalt]

so that's a good thing

[outer adder]

it needs to be

[main timber]

now try HolyC trust

[half compass]

your mind is not memory safe.

[desert cairn]

No

[rugged heart]

thats deep

[compact cobalt]

i know

[outer adder]

just found a bug btw

[hard comet]

its a feature trust

[lofty hound]

He thought that meant he should dm me

[half compass]

[outer adder]

its a feature not to be able to safely close the program?

[hard comet]

yes

[outer adder]

cuz this is the bug

welp

who wants a ram eater?

[vocal plinth]

That is caffeinated bean water

[hard comet]

https://x.com/natofedaisi/status/2049866467999404045

jon snow (@natofedaisi)

Önemli bişey konuşuyolar galiba

X · Apr 30, 2026, 3:00 PM

[outer adder]

i need to build a server backend to this too

i think i fixed it

well i did

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-iluvmybf-gif-4712057245981450122

[stark spruce]

@teal bramble aura mit banana man schönes WE zu wünschen?

[half compass]

wir suchen dich or something idk bro

[hard comet]

definitv ja

geht verdammt hart

[hot creek]

God fucking dammit

Of fucking course they stole my shit

[stark spruce]

brauche noch bessere emojis

[stark spruce]

hey please send the SS again without blur

[hot creek]

The fuck would they continue to ship an EMPTY ASS package the fuck?

[hard comet]

opsec failure, cloning your fingerprints rn

[hard comet]

💀

wtf did they do to that

[hot creek]

Like it's fucking obvious a human opened my shit and took it

[hot creek]

No fucking clue!!!

It was $15 worth of aliexpress bullshit

[hard comet]

could be worse but still annoying as shit

[hot creek]

Fym could be worse literally everything is gone

[hard comet]

eh its 15 bucks

yk

[hot creek]

They shoved an empty fucked up bubble mailer intonmy mailbox

[hard comet]

would be worse if it was more yk

[hard comet]

😭

[chilly bear]

ur thumb looks cute

[half compass]

no

just obese

[hot creek]

I'm not obese im just built like this

[chilly bear]

why is it so loud when it's quiet

[true plover]

SON

What was it

[hot creek]

Shitty solder, a little clamp thing, a usbc to 3.5mm adapter, and a double a battery holder

[true plover]

😭

[outer adder]

my code is workinggggg

[hot creek]

Realistically there's only two places it could've been stolen at

Mcalester

Bedbug capital of oklahoma

[simple drift]

hi

[hot creek]

Hello

[chilly bear]

go away

[simple drift]

hi classy

[simple drift]

tf did i do to you

[chilly bear]

why is my gif a png

[simple drift]

ok bruh

[chilly bear]

hello

[hard comet]

gm

[rich dune]

@ruby copper gm. where can i obtain muffin store 2.0 beta src.

[dire comet]

I might have just hit the jackpot on Facebook marketplace

[untold helm]

Maxine took it

[dire comet]

Unopened iPhone 15 256gb sealed box made in 2023

Is 900 for it good?

900 Canadian btw

[untold helm]

There can be a chance it’s on a higher iOS version if it was at a Apple Store for example

Because of Presto

[velvet zenith]

I just found the same post and sent them a messgae

Good luck

[untold helm]

If it was purchased in 2023 it’s likely on up to 17.3.1 which will be jailbreakable in the very near future

17.4+ cooked

[outer adder]

fixed the last bug i think

[hollow trail]

Hey

[outer adder]

now its closing properly

@untold helm yooo

[untold helm]

Hai

[outer adder]

hru m8

[untold helm]

Fine

[outer adder]

good

[dire comet]

NOOOOOOOO

[gusty gulch]

@polar python why didn’t you get me the pro max are you poor

[polar python]

yes

also don’t u owe me $200

[velvet zenith]

@polar python I got you on the 200

[polar python]

thx

[next dome]

i turned liquid glass off on macos tahoe twins 🥹🥹🥹

[next dome]

on my mac and iphone

[ruby copper]

Gay

[simple drift]

homophobic

[ruby copper]

Nope

[hot creek]

@ruby copper would u

[ruby copper]

Would I what

[hot creek]

Would u

[half compass]

son

[fallen pelican]

I'm really sad

[half compass]

I believe the homo sapiens that mentioned you through the “Discord” social media is asking if you would perform Sexual Intercourse with that character

Hope this helps!

[north zinc]

hello

[ruby copper]

No she looks like a child

[half compass]

real

[fallen pelican]

I'm crine

[half compass]

all anime characters look underage

[obtuse ruin]

:bananime:

[fallen pelican]

mt lady

doesnt

[true plover]

Fork found in kitchen

[fallen pelican]

my life has amounted to nothing

and it's possible that the entire last year won't have if I can't do good in one test in 7 weeks

[copper tendon]

would you guys buy a razer blade laptop

[untold helm]

razer
No

[velvet zenith]

id buy a macbook

[copper tendon]

would you guys buy anything from razer

[velvet zenith]

no

[outer adder]

true

[dire comet]

Does anyone know if the jailbreak being developed rn for iOS 17.3 and whatnot is semi jb or an actual jailbreak

[hard comet]

idk

[copper tendon]

would you buy a gigabyte gaming laptop

[dire comet]

[velvet zenith]

id buy a macbook

[hard comet]

god i need to socialize again

[hard comet]

real

[velvet zenith]

if youre looking for gaming laptops just dont bro

theyre heavy and their fans are loud as fuck

[copper tendon]

what about an asus strix scar 18 gaming laptop

[velvet zenith]

nothing like hearing someones fans spin up in lecture because they bought a gaming laptop instead of a normal laptop

[desert cairn]

u gotta be that one guy in class with the jet engine fan

laptops needing fans is pc propaganda

[velvet zenith]

ok unplug the fan in your mac then

[desert cairn]

its never on

[velvet zenith]

unplug all the fans in your pc

[desert cairn]

pcs need it because theyre big and greedy

[velvet zenith]

How do i fix this

[desert cairn]

buy a non poverty mac

[copper tendon]

get more ram

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Why did you get 8/512

[desert cairn]

my file system cache doesnt get corrupted

[chrome peak]

0.015625

[velvet zenith]

Fuck you

[chrome peak]

:-(

[velvet zenith]

Not you

[chrome peak]

[copper tendon]

Would you guys buy a snapdragon laptop

[chrome peak]

no

[muted shuttle]

no

[hard comet]

you’re so close

m chips are right there

[copper tendon]

Maxine you didn’t even buy your Mac

[velvet zenith]

fr

[muted shuttle]

Yeah and that voids my entire opinion

Thanks

[copper tendon]

An Intel Mac?

[velvet zenith]

Yeah

You didnt pay for it

No concept of money

[desert cairn]

what is money

@velvet zenith i should buy a mac mini and a magic keyboard for my ipad

[desert cairn]

https://twitter.com/windscribecom/status/2049960823901311199

Windscribe (@windscribecom)

Windscribe turned 10 years old this month. If a certain someone was still alive we'd be getting invites to a private island for a "good time with celebrities".
Instead, you all get 58% off on Windscribe Pro for just a few more days. $29/year, we won't go this low for a while.

X · Apr 30, 2026, 9:15 PM

[chrome peak]

sneed and weep

[copper tendon]

Would you buy a MacBook Neo, that doesn’t have an m chip

[velvet zenith]

i pay 19 a year

[velvet zenith]

Me too bro

[desert cairn]

wind scribe lowk sucks

[obtuse ruin]

Me too bro

[chrome peak]

hicraze

[copper tendon]

Why are you using a vpn

[obtuse ruin]

gm

[velvet zenith]

Live laugh swap

[drowsy roost]

Hola

[desert cairn]

Me too bro ÷ 2

[chrome peak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM9IvVH3pKE everyone must listen

[chrome peak]

yeah

[desert cairn]

cause i need to sometimes

problem ?

[copper tendon]

How to make your Mac perform as bad as possible

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Why does logi options+ use 500 mb

[north zinc]

hello

[desert cairn]

why do you have mouse software installed

[north zinc]

whats the topic

[obtuse ruin]

back to the topic

actually forgot it

[copper tendon]

What do you need a vpn for

[chrome peak]

@north zinc the topic is goated music

[velvet zenith]

BEcause flipping my mouse over everytime i wanna switch back and forth to my pc and my mac is annoying

[desert cairn]

ok you dont need the pc

[untold helm]

Of the server or general chat at the very moment?

[velvet zenith]

And also i can make the buttons more normal

[north zinc]

hey jba 3 opening is fire too

[velvet zenith]

Ok

@desert cairn Whys he still here

[desert cairn]

codex

[copper tendon]

Why do you need the software for that

[velvet zenith]

I dont have him open

[copper tendon]

Just fucking plug it in and it works

[obtuse ruin]

16player piracy

lol jk i wouldnt use 16player

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[copper tendon]

I use on board profiles for my mouse personally

Idk if your Logitech mouse supports that

[velvet zenith]

only the gaming mice

[copper tendon]

I see

Are you an mx master user or something

Even tho it only runs at like 250hz polling

[velvet zenith]

yea

i dont game and my monitor is only 180hz

[desert cairn]

250hz is gross

[velvet zenith]

and so it doesnt matter

[copper tendon]

That’s not how hz works

[velvet zenith]

i dont care

fuck you

[desert cairn]

i need a 2khz mouse

[velvet zenith]

you need a job

[desert cairn]

mine is only 1khz

[velvet zenith]

and im not talking about a foot

[copper tendon]

I just can’t I’ve tried Bluetooth mice and it’s ass

[desert cairn]

ok drive me to one

[copper tendon]

Shit jitters around

[velvet zenith]

maybe if u didnt fail

[desert cairn]

why would you willingly use a bt mouse

[velvet zenith]

its fine

[copper tendon]

I had nothing else at the time

[desert cairn]

i still dont have a vehicle

[velvet zenith]

idk what slop bt mouse you used but the mx master is fine

[copper tendon]

But I do now so

[desert cairn]

and i probably wont be able to do anything until the end of june

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[copper tendon]

The mx master is 250hz polling it’s anything but fine

[obtuse ruin]

you never do anything nebula

[desert cairn]

yeah cause i cant

[obtuse ruin]

disabled

?

[desert cairn]

its already difficult to get someone to take me to the gym twice a week

[copper tendon]

1000hz polling is all you need, anything less is stupid, anything more is stupid

I’m pretty sure macOS doesn’t even support above 1000hz so

[compact cobalt]

i have this dumb nvme adapter that just decides to show up as sda1 instead of nvme1n1

[velvet zenith]

yeah cause its connected over usb

[velvet zenith]

You got legs

Walk

[compact cobalt]

is there a way to just force linux to re do the handshake until the thing decides to mount as a PCIe device (like it normally does)

[velvet zenith]

The weather is getting better

[compact cobalt]

it's connected over USB4

[desert cairn]

yeah im gonna walk on a highway

[hard comet]

run faster or something idk

[velvet zenith]

K

[desert cairn]

u just dont get it

[velvet zenith]

why is voice recognition so shit on android

[desert cairn]

what isnt shit on android bro

[muted shuttle]

android
shit

fork found in kitchen

[hot creek]

alright now i just got to pray to god that aliexpress will refund me

might as well unlock my cashapp card so they can refund me

watch aliexpress saver charge me for a renewal