general

[muted shuttle]

Autocorrect shot itself

Deal with it

[simple drift]

alcohol is worse

[muted shuttle]

Is what I was trying to say

[hot creek]

I just had $2 frozen pizza that tasted like the cardboard it was served on

My heart hurts

[muted shuttle]

Brother

[half compass]

FUCK that shit

[spark gale]

who here lives in florida

[half compass]

i dont get people who do opioids

[velvet zenith]

i do

[dense valve]

Liar

you live in canada

idiot.

[desert cairn]

He lives in India ignore him

[chilly bear]

codeine and benadryl

[spark gale]

i had the best fucking chocolate chip cookie in my life last week, from florida

[alpine chasm]

At my new job they do random antidoping tests so thats a no no for me ever

[simple drift]

codeine’s an opioid???

?????

[hot creek]

Laced with fent and crocodiles

[velvet zenith]

Thanks ill be sure to check it out

[desert cairn]

Fent fold

[half compass]

son

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[simple drift]

is it actually

[alpine chasm]

I have something to tell you fam

[simple drift]

wtf

[half compass]

brother

[spark gale]

[muted shuttle]

Must’ve had drugs and alcohol in it

[spark gale]

https://gideonsbakehouse.com/locations/disney-springs/

[simple drift]

i actually don’t know

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith When are you going to get a girlfriend

[spark gale]

look at this shi

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith When are you going to get a girlfriend

[dense valve]

Impossible

[velvet zenith]

nah this is too much chocolate

[dense valve]

Diabetes

[desert cairn]

Diabetes

[half compass]

diabetes ultra

[spark gale]

you would think

[hot creek]

Hi Aaron!

[velvet zenith]

Thats far too much

[dense valve]

Hey I said that

[spark gale]

but its amazing

[desert cairn]

Yeah says you fatass

[muted shuttle]

@hot creek

[alpine chasm]

I drink lots of coke but this shit looks sweet asf

[simple drift]

currently sat in my garden staring at the stars at 4 am

[velvet zenith]

Yeah its only amazing because its far too much chocolate

[simple drift]

wait reference

[dense valve]

Fatass

[spark gale]

im gonna say something and nobody is gonna beleive me

[chilly bear]

yea it turns into morphine

[dense valve]

something

[hot creek]

Me when I spill the bag of chocolate chips into the toilet

[half compass]

no you’re not

[velvet zenith]

Aaron why do i get warned for saying the same shit as this guy

[spark gale]

i have never tried soda before in my life

[muted shuttle]

I dont believe you

[half compass]

Prejudice

Deal with it

[velvet zenith]

fr

[half compass]

Haha

[hot creek]

What about blahaj blast

[simple drift]

really

[hot creek]

Bahaj

How you spell it

[dense valve]

I have tried soda but i just dont like the carbonated part

[half compass]

I see no stars

[chilly bear]

have you done anything

[desert cairn]

Cause you're a minority and I'm not

[alpine chasm]

I do believe you, your diet consists mostly of bread. I know because I spy on you regularly

[chilly bear]

have you breathed air

[hot creek]

Lol

[desert cairn]

Soda is so mid

[dense valve]

blåhaj

[spark gale]

ive never tried coffee either

[simple drift]

i have an iphone 13 camera leave me alone

[desert cairn]

How

[muted shuttle]

I drink monster a lot

[hot creek]

No like the drink from taco bell

[muted shuttle]

And water

[velvet zenith]

Sorry wrong sticker

[muted shuttle]

Im so healthy

[hot creek]

Heart issues imminent

[alpine chasm]

@spark gale

[spark gale]

true

[simple drift]

i’m going to give you cancer

[dense valve]

Baja

[spark gale]

i drink water and juice

[hot creek]

Maxine will die of heart failure June 15th, 2027

[hot creek]

how old are you again

[half compass]

kosher or non kosher

[chilly bear]

26

[spark gale]

WWDC 2027 about to be lit

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[spark gale]

26

[heavy idol]

hi

[desert cairn]

Aaron will never experience drinking 300mg caffeine for a week then stopping cold turkey

[muted shuttle]

Unc

[untold helm]

Is this because you are a Jew?

[muted shuttle]

Holy unc

[alpine chasm]

I wonder if you're just minmaxing life expectancy. It would be hilarious if u die before I do being healthier

[spark gale]

no

[hot creek]

Is this because you are a Jew?

[simple drift]

unfortunate

[untold helm]

Bro is aging with the iOS version 😭

[hot creek]

Watch I send it and get permabanned

[spark gale]

its bc im a picky eater, not for health reasons

[alpine chasm]

No hes a picky eater times 100

[muted shuttle]

This Mf 26 and owns a jailbreak discord server 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[dense valve]

bro said the exact same thing in 2024 #general message

[half compass]

Fr

[heavy idol]

hoy la

[alpine chasm]

I know that

[heavy idol]

jola

[spark gale]

this mf is getting free nitro for life

[hot creek]

This MF 26 and still drinking what's in his lunchbox

[desert cairn]

He prolly talks about rjb on first dates

[dense valve]

So am I

orbs

[spark gale]

imagine paying for nitro since 2024

[muted shuttle]

Whatever

[muted shuttle]

Who says I’m paying

[chilly bear]

yea we haven't updated his training data he can only say a couple sentences

[velvet zenith]

Boring ass badge

[hot creek]

Transfer ownership lil bro 🙏

[spark gale]

you are.

[velvet zenith]

Lol

[dense valve]

I have had nitro since january and I have it until july with orbs

[muted shuttle]

I’m not paying

[untold helm]

Steve Jobs last words:

[velvet zenith]

U got a boring nitro badge

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[alpine chasm]

Maxine gets the girl treatment she gets it for free from some random

[muted shuttle]

I stole your card info for nitro

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle not joking what's the last 4 of your card I wanna compare

[desert cairn]

She's an ekitten and gets handed out free nitro

[velvet zenith]

She gets a lot of stuff for free

[muted shuttle]

Yeah this wouldn’t happen if aaron paid his staff

[hot creek]

Speaking from first hand experience

[desert cairn]

Yo lowkey I've had nitro for 2 years and haven't paid a cent

[untold helm]

Who would want to give Maxine free nitro???

[desert cairn]

Stay grippy @velvet zenith

[half compass]

I should start doing the onlyfans method

[hot creek]

I fucking knew you were still an ekitten

[dense valve]

(again)

[half compass]

Infinite money

[muted shuttle]

Hey I have an idea

[alpine chasm]

Sis, we weren't even paid back when the server actually made money

[half compass]

True

[hot creek]

@desert cairn Who took your e-ginity

[alpine chasm]

I received 0.00$ US dollars

[desert cairn]

Your mother

[dense valve]

it made money ?

[muted shuttle]

Hear me out

[chilly bear]

how are you guys getting free nitro i had to do unspeakable things for 4 hours to get mine

[muted shuttle]

Let’s start a riot

[untold helm]

How would the server even get money???

[hot creek]

🤑

Payday

[alpine chasm]

Yes @spark gale kept it and bought apple stocks

[desert cairn]

Ofc

[half compass]

how true is this

[muted shuttle]

What a fuckin nerd

[alpine chasm]

It was some discord referral thing

[chilly bear]

what

[dense valve]

Should have shared it with the staff and geniuses

[untold helm]

Aaron pays all his staff, he just keeps it a secret from @muted shuttle

[spark gale]

I used the money to pay for stuff for the server and giveaways smh

[chilly bear]

what is this ball knowledge

[muted shuttle]

I shaved my facial hair and now part of my face feels numb. What the hell happened

[desert cairn]

The Apple stock money was promised to Aaron 3000 years ago

[half compass]

Like u dont know

[desert cairn]

Stroke

[chilly bear]

know what

[untold helm]

Giveaways on a platform you work at

[muted shuttle]

Did that

[velvet zenith]

i wish j would do that

[desert cairn]

??

[dense valve]

Paralyzed

[chilly bear]

[velvet zenith]

Too bad she'd be too expensive bro

[desert cairn]

HANG YOURSELF

[muted shuttle]

Mods

[alpine chasm]

Your hard working minions get nothing, L

[dense valve]

modss

[spark gale]

Hard working is a stretch

[hot creek]

@spark gale Selling this cylinder for $67 open to offers no low balls

[alpine chasm]

I devoted my life to this server

[untold helm]

LINKIN PARK

[muted shuttle]

Can we overthrow this pink role already

[untold helm]

NUMB

[velvet zenith]

How it feels looking at her previous posts and stories and highlights and realizing that u lowk cant afford any of the shit shes doing

[muted shuttle]

Eat it

[dense valve]

69.9

[muted shuttle]

I LOVE LINKIN PARK

[untold helm]

NUMB IS A LINKIN PARK REFRENCE

[spark gale]

Maxine are you having a stroke

[desert cairn]

This is why foids aren't worth your time

[muted shuttle]

No

I hope not

[untold helm]

YOUR FACE IS A LINKEDIN PARK

[dense valve]

She always is

[muted shuttle]

Actually yes I am pay me now

To fix it

[half compass]

linkedin park

[hot creek]

Way ahead of you

[spark gale]

I am gonna go on TikTok now. Goodbye friends and Maxine

[hot creek]

?

[dense valve]

Goodbye

[muted shuttle]

Am I not your friend

:(

Ur so mean

[chilly bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205528705640697928/1205715262087761950/ezgif-5-b7daa74b5a.gif

[spark gale]

https://tenor.com/view/ביבי-bibi-נתניהו-netanyahu-benjamin-netanyahu-gif-2770171947895639908

[velvet zenith]

#general message Contradicting statements

[muted shuttle]

Im gonna go post about this on my twitter now

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1494126139193430118/watermark.gif

[dense valve]

@desert cairn @desert cairn @desert cairn @desert cairn @desert cairn @desert cairn

[hot creek]

Can you autograph my flag of israel

[desert cairn]

Low taper fade

[velvet zenith]

Capital One launched a promo where they would pay you $250 to download kraken and make a purchase

But they didn’t know you can buy Bitcoin

I got paid $250 to buy $100 of BTC.. 😂

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/bibi-netanyahu-water-gif-26007609

[desert cairn]

Okay

[patent crest]

Oh nah

[desert cairn]

https://electronics.woot.com/offers/4-pack-apple-airtags-1st-gen

[chilly bear]

why is it artefacting

[dense valve]

https://tenor.com/view/benjamin-netanyahu-like-facebook-prime-gif-4061585

[untold helm]

Maxine

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn https://x.com/theo/status/2048624095454187570

Theo - t3.gg (@theo)

My man @uwukko is building my favorite browser (helium) on an M1 with 16gb RAM.

I’m donating $2,000 to help him get a better Mac.

If one of my rich friends wants to match it, he can get 64gb. If two do, he can do 128 👀

X · Apr 27, 2026, 4:43 AM

Wheres my upgrade

[hot creek]

@simple drift #freekate

[desert cairn]

You have money

[chilly bear]

free kate like free wifi

[velvet zenith]

And im a jew so im waiting for certified refurb

[untold helm]

Maximated Xine

[fervent dove]

@simple drift's timezone is Europe/London 🇬🇧
It is currently 04:24 AM BST

[velvet zenith]

• friends and family discount

[hot creek]

This server is britishphonic

[chilly bear]

your mom is going to find you in 1 minute and 26 seconds

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Teens work out free this summer at planet fitness

[hot creek]

Filter bypass

[dense valve]

U need to go to https://upgradeprogram.apple.com

[untold helm]

Hey that’s me

[dense valve]

Fuckkk

[simple drift]

i live with my dad

[thick tapir]

bro why the fuck do my jeans chafe my thighs so badly 😔😔😔

[velvet zenith]

You know im 20 this year right

[untold helm]

Fail

[desert cairn]

I don't care

[untold helm]

U need to go to https://upgradeprogram.apple.com

[desert cairn]

get a girlfriend

[chilly bear]

which is why it's so weird

[hot creek]

!!!

[velvet zenith]

You too

[simple drift]

?

[thick tapir]

what

[desert cairn]

Foids aren't worth my time

[untold helm]

“I’m not a twink”

[hot creek]

wait where the fuck are you

[simple drift]

my garden

[hot creek]

This shit looks like a horse house bruh

[thick tapir]

no correlation

[desert cairn]

Bros outside at midnight smoking a cigarette

Isn't it like 3am there

[dense valve]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G5SQkZIX0AAqExn.gif

[hot creek]

Might get stabbed

It is britan

[fervent dove]

@simple drift's timezone is Europe/London 🇬🇧
It is currently 04:26 AM BST

[hot creek]

Gah damn

Why are British MFS sleep schedule so messed up

[muted shuttle]

Is this real

[hot creek]

mf asking is this real like u finna pull up

[muted shuttle]

Can I finally stop leeching off of my dad’s subscription

[hot creek]

ur ass is NOT pulling up

[muted shuttle]

I haven’t been in a while

[hot creek]

uh huh

[dense valve]

Holy shit @teal bramble Docker is still running
4363.7s
=> => copying files 104.69MB 4363.6s

[untold helm]

This is propaganda to make people think Maxine goes to the gym

[desert cairn]

Yeah they do it every year

[hot creek]

I got banned from planet fitness after I peed on the treadmill

[muted shuttle]

Everyone thinks im some loser chud foid but in reality

[hot creek]

yes

[untold helm]

Did you pee facing the front or facing the back

[muted shuttle]

Im some loser chud foid

[velvet zenith]

@real cobalt @desert cairn https://x.com/um_itsavalie/status/2048689786395770953

♡ avalie grace, princess of the world ♡ (@um_itsavalie)

there isn't a single redeeming quality in this song.

X · Apr 27, 2026, 9:04 AM

[hot creek]

Both

[desert cairn]

A subscription is $15 a month btw

[desert cairn]

Average Tyler the creator song

[hot creek]

How much u deadlift

800lbs?

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-workout-lift-weights-heavy-gif-7622083

[hot creek]

Hey I'm actually strong

[velvet zenith]

Get him out of hjere

[hot creek]

Probably because I'm fat but still

[muted shuttle]

I don’t deadlift

[hot creek]

Twink

[untold helm]

Hi

[muted shuttle]

I need to not lose too much of my muscle on hrt

So um

[hot creek]

Hello tim cook retired bovill

[desert cairn]

There's some kid in my CAP squadron that's like 12 and 250lbs and has the same exact mannerisms as you

[hot creek]

Oh my

[desert cairn]

And I fucking hate him

[muted shuttle]

What

[desert cairn]

Oh my

[untold helm]

What if it is @hot creek

[hot creek]

The tfuck is a cap squadron

[desert cairn]

Civil air patrol

[muted shuttle]

Hi what is it

[hot creek]

I did not consider muscle mass would be lodt

[muted shuttle]

Are you jealous I have muscle

Oh

[hot creek]

Yeah

[muted shuttle]

Well it is

[desert cairn]

Maxine prolly has more muscle than you

[muted shuttle]

Not all but some ig

[hot creek]

Can u pick up nebby's mom by her thighs

[desert cairn]

You both should hop on retatrutide

[hot creek]

Yeah didn't think so

[muted shuttle]

Just classy

[hot creek]

What is that

[desert cairn]

GLP-3

[muted shuttle]

Estrogen makes me hungry as fuck though

[hot creek]

Oh is that what you call reta

[muted shuttle]

Almost like it’s a second puberty

[hot creek]

I always thought u were trying to call me r word

[desert cairn]

Kill two birds with one stone

[hot creek]

Eat pickles

What

[desert cairn]

Ok bro

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[hot creek]

You want to "eat a hot nerdy guy's pickle"

Nebula step in

Here's your shot

[untold helm]

nerdy emo twink

[desert cairn]

No thx

[hot creek]

Maxbula

[untold helm]

Classy Maxbula

[hot creek]

Maxeekshepbula

[untold helm]

Nebassy Carbula

[hot creek]

Nebassy

Maxeekcarbula

[untold helm]

Classaxine Caxine

[hot creek]

Caxine

[muted shuttle]

Never ship me with classy car

[hot creek]

New nickname naming scheme dropped

Check the new nick

[desert cairn]

[hot creek]

Carbula

https://tenor.com/view/mullvad-opsec-gif-16128982343186074066

[desert cairn]

It's called opsec you wouldn't understand

[simple drift]

pussy in bio

[hot creek]

pussy in bio

[chilly bear]

how small is ur screen

[simple drift]

bye

[chilly bear]

why do you lie

[untold helm]

Mf on a iPhone 5

[versed sun]

If AirPods get loud on Apple Music how much louder will they play on yt music

Other earbuds only play with yt music and Apple Music is quiet

[chilly bear]

not that loud probably

[versed sun]

It’s noticeable louder on other devices with Bluetooth

[chilly bear]

that's other devices with bluetooth

[ornate latch]

@simple drift No slurs plz

[true plover]

just like me fr

[compact cobalt]

this server should be renamed to degenerate gooner central fr

[true plover]

rt

[ornate latch]

fr

even the admins like @muted shuttle goon with ai

[muted shuttle]

I am not a freak I do not goon with ai

[ornate latch]

Sure buddy

I can see the logs of you gooning.

[untold helm]

Keyword

With ai

[simple drift]

cock

[chilly bear]

gock

[simple drift]

[untold helm]

:ttembarrased:

[thick tapir]

i love flashing my high beams to warn abt speed traps literally right in front of the cop car

i do this shit to this one cop every night for like the past 2 weeks and he hasnt pulled me over

ive even gone like 15 over in front of him but i gotta help the streets out yn?

[half compass]

https://www.tnktok.com/t/ZTkVHMJ2j/

🇮🇪☭prólatáireacht☭🇮🇪 (@ira_enthusiast)

#kirk

❤️ 11K 💬 63 🔁 7.1K

fxTikTok · Apr 23, 2026, 5:14 AM

[heavy idol]

imma get that bag

[compact cobalt]

need this icl

[copper tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/ironic-star-wars-chode-gif-5274592

[hot creek]

TRUE

Discording it on an apple watch rn

[gusty gulch]

@ashen basin took a two hour nap at 7pm

[ashen basin]

Me asffff

[gusty gulch]

I have work tomorrow lol

but now I'm chilling in my living room all comfy while stick is asleep in the room

[alpine chasm]

Wth does MrBeast have to do with Microsoft Word and why would LinkedIn suggest it if it's not buying Discord data

[gusty gulch]

I did my skincare

[limber temple]

Now show them the 6 cinnamon roll recipe reels in a row you sent me

based

[vital knoll]

@limber temple took a two hour nap at 7pm

now I'm chilling in my living room all comfy while stick is asleep in the room

[thick tapir]

life is lowkey just like gambling we got winning and losing streaks fr fr

like everything will be going right all at once and its the greatest shit ever or everything is going wrong you feel me?

[slim loom]

gm

[rich dune]

gm

[vital knoll]

finna get is gone yuuuuurp sketit

[gusty gulch]

you wanna see the new 0pace

aparyment

[languid sparrow]

wassup guys, I'm developing a homebrew/tweak for customization of the Nintendo 3DS, I wanted to know if there is any similar disagreement to this so I can post the evolution of the project 😛

[slim loom]

this server is about ios bro

[bright ridge]

I know it’s not the place for this but I need help,
I try to use “we chat” from Chinese store, in the end wasn’t achievable because I needed Chinese user to scan my QR code to make account start, so I leave that
Try to switch back to my original home country store
And it’s ask me for Chinese phone number before I go to App Store account setting….
What I can do ?
I will appreciate any help

[uncut token]

testing 1 2 3

[ashen basin]

W

[gusty gulch]

I think this place across the street is a prostitution front

[ashen basin]

W

[gusty gulch]

it's never opened during the day and there's hardly any cars in the parking lot

there's a whole underground Korean prostitution thing going on

in ktown

[last sun]

It looks like a penis lol

[carmine elk]

oh yeah

[ashen basin]

Omgg my Tomodachi life island looks so good now

Added these stars that only appear at night and are invisible in the day

[coarse ginkgo]

Thanks

[teal bramble]

@coarse ginkgo

Wow!

[ruby copper]

@teal bramble

Gm

Blue acatto

[teal bramble]

Gm

[teal bramble]

I'm trying to run deepseek-v4-pro on 8x B200s now

[glacial valve]

How many miles does your van have ? And what fuel ?

[teal bramble]

Jesus

[teal bramble]

gasoline

and 2xxk km

120k miles or something idk

[glacial valve]

Just making sure Maxine didn’t have diesel

[teal bramble]

i dont think maxine is this dumb

😭

[glacial valve]

You know…..

[teal bramble]

Wow this networking is fast

[glacial valve]

Proof

[teal bramble]

.

im downloading deepseek v4 pro

fr

[glacial valve]

I have 2.5gbps way enough

[teal bramble]

25 gbps better tho

ohhh they upgraded their networking

ISP: Oracle Cloud

what the

oh they're colocating at oracle

fr

eh its just 25 gbps

[ruby copper]

r u gonna self host deepseek for voidai

or just for personal shit

what can deepseek even be used for except for just messing around

[teal bramble]

yea but only for like

3 days

[ruby copper]

I don't think its a good vibe code model

[teal bramble]

because im not horsing around with my money

fr

[ruby copper]

I only used it when I put it in my bot and turned it into a lobotomite

That was pretty fun

We convinced it it had nebulitis

Which was a brain damaging infection

[teal bramble]

i can give u the api key and url so that u can try it urself

[ruby copper]

And it started freaking out

[teal bramble]

(if i figure out how to get it running in the first place)

i have to build everything from scratch bruh

this is mean

[ruby copper]

@teal bramble this is deepseek

[teal bramble]

deepsex

its only good for gooning

the amount of cores it has doesnt fit on my screen

fr

208 cores

[ruby copper]

how much does this cost u bruh

[teal bramble]

Its like

$15k per week

[vital knoll]

I haven't really tried deepseek I will say however I fucking hate qwen based models

[teal bramble]

and i have $10k rn

[ruby copper]

this GUY

[vital knoll]

maybe it's cause I'm not Chinese

[teal bramble]

real

[vital knoll]

lemme hold 10k rq

[ruby copper]

most massiveest waste of money in human historty

[teal bramble]

have u tried gemma 4

[teal bramble]

real

im doing it for fun

[vital knoll]

I love Gemma I think I've only tried Gemma 3 models

[teal bramble]

gemma 4 is awesome

@ruby copper lets see how fast this compiles now

[ruby copper]

How fast can u compile android aosp on this

[vital knoll]

yeah Gemma is my preference for general all round models

[teal bramble]

😭

[teal bramble]

idk how do i try

[vital knoll]

build me a rom

[ruby copper]

idk just build lineageos for an emulator target

latest lineageos

im so curious

on my hardware it takes ~8 hours

[teal bramble]

alright hold on

[vital knoll]

finna build me habibi

you build lineage?

why

[teal bramble]

for fun

ig

[ruby copper]

mineekdroid

[teal bramble]

shut up

its done building vllm @ruby copper

took like

5 min

fr

[ruby copper]

slow

[teal bramble]

its like 10-20gb including cuda drivers

and every single molecule vllm contains for some reason

@ruby copper im getting 429'd from google by downloading too fast

[ruby copper]

Lol

How many threads r u using for downloading

I usually use 4

To avoid this

[teal bramble]

64

fr

[ruby copper]

ts

[teal bramble]

ts

[ruby copper]

tg

this guy

[teal bramble]

how long does it take to download

fr

[ruby copper]

like 20 min

on my network

@teal bramble is it a shared cpu or dedicated

[teal bramble]

dedicated

[ruby copper]

fr

[teal bramble]

13k$ cpu

hopefully i dont brick it

whys pulling from google cloud so slowwwww its supposed to be fast

[ruby copper]

Bro probably has (access to) the fastest machine of all rjb members

[teal bramble]

it has

8x b200s

too

:3

[ruby copper]

😭

thats a gpu right?

[teal bramble]

yes

[ruby copper]

How good is it for gaming

[teal bramble]

its a datacenter gpu

no video output

[ruby copper]

Oh

Boo

I wanted to game on it

[teal bramble]

no directx, no vulkan, no opengl

[teal bramble]

same lowkey

:/

[ruby copper]

You should set up a vm in ur vm

kvm

[teal bramble]

Real

[ruby copper]

and passthrough a gpu to it

And give me access to it

add https://github.com/mineek.keys

Surely

[teal bramble]

real

i can get u a 1x b200 server

not for long tho maybe like a month

[ruby copper]

Don't do it if it costs u an insane amount of money

[teal bramble]

it costs me $0

[ruby copper]

Oh ok do it then

[teal bramble]

real

Syncing: 99% (1160/1163) 6:41 | 3 jobs | 6:38 platform/external/deqp @ external/deqp

Hurry p.

ok 2 more jobs

nvm i shoudl give up hopes

Syncing: 99% (1161/1163) 7:27 | 2 jobs | 6:37 platform/prebuilts/clang/host/linux-x86 @ prebuilts/clang/host/linux-x86

[ruby copper]

ngl if u would do this I would prob host a private ollama or whatever server with uncensored models and run an ai agent on a testing machine at home and just let it Run Wild

Tell it to uhh

Idk

Surf the internet

Engage in forums

MAke voidai accounts

Write malware

Spread malware

[teal bramble]

im crine

Id let u do that

fr

[ruby copper]

Yes

[daring blaze]

I sent this message on a iPad mini 2 running iOS 10.3.3

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper its building

like 2 min in

prob normal tho

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper it's done

[ruby copper]

r u fr

[teal bramble]

yes

well close its at 99%

theres like 100 things left to build

basically done tho

ok now 35 things left to build

16

[teal bramble]

build completed successfully (10:50 (mm:ss))

Warning: please use at least NVCC 12.9 for the best DeepGEMM performance

ok

@ruby copper full of vram

[split nimbus]

@teal bramble @ruby copper @daring blaze GM

[teal bramble]

goedemorgen

https://vm.tnktok.com/ZNRgJRU9R/

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fxTikTok · Apr 25, 2026, 6:02 PM

[ruby copper]

gm!!

@split nimbus @teal bramble patching the bootloader on my samsung device rnn

I hard bricked it on purpose.

[coarse ginkgo]

okay okay mr. elon musk

stop the flex and launch a rocket instead

wtf when did bro get mem one

[carmine elk]

gmineek

[carmine elk]

filza escaped 😭

[hearty helm]

Is there any signed ios 18 or 17 for iphone 12

[carmine elk]

yall

Is there any signed ios 18 or 17 for iphone 12

[carmine elk]

ofc i downgraded mine to ios negative 13

[rich dune]

Gm

[ashen basin]

Gm

[carmine elk]

yall slurs are very bad do not say the n slur, r slur, f slur, or any other slur they’re so bad

[ornate latch]

Ok

@desert cairn yall slurs are very bad do not say the n slur, r slur, f slur, or any other slur they’re so bad

[ashen basin]

Nintendo said ai is trash lmfaooooo

[rich dune]

there is no objective "bad" or "good”

slurs are alright

[placid widget]

genuinely js saying anything

[jagged turret]

@muted shuttle https://fixupx.com/i/status/2048957088244580652

Bob Plankers (@plankers)

Just about 17 years ago, a couple coworkers and I decided to put a decommissioned Dell PowerEdge 2650 on the roof. Why? Because we were curious, and it was to become scrap metal. We did absolutely nothing to weatherproof it, beyond setting it on two bricks, facing it away from the prevailing wind, putting a drip loop in the cabling, and using fiber networking so we wouldn't fry anything if it got zapped. Ran Linux, plotting its own sensor data via ipmitool, and presenting it via a web page served from the box itself. We put load on it using SETI@Home. It ran for about two months up there, even surviving 6" of snow, until a really gnarly thunderstorm drove water into the SCSI backplane and it shorted out. Continued running for a few more weeks, though, until not being able to write to disk was finally too much. Did not come back from a power cycle. Its hostname was Tevye, of course.

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FixupX · Apr 28, 2026, 2:46 AM

[ruby copper]

@jagged turret @teal bramble @simple drift @muted shuttle tap in

[rich dune]

how + where

muffin sect

[low mortar]

muffin!!

[ruby copper]

Mitendo Network.

[rich dune]

How. Connect.

[rich dune]

muffin sect

[summer wadi]

It’s just a little boy 🙄

[dense valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1483690596538253433/caption.gif

[low mortar]

wtf

why did you cook muffin

free him

[dense valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1220876745335509063/1491517984295096470/togif.gif

ok

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1467266810402439269/Screenshot_2025-12-19_at_14.50.15.gif

[ruby copper]

@low mortar @dense valve @rich dune my samsung s7 is stuck in a bare metal while (true) {} and the force restart button combo doesn't work because its stuck in the bootrom and the force restart is software or something idk

I need to fucking let the battery die now to get another chance

Why tf did samsung even make it while (true) {} instead of rebooting the device when signature validation fails

This is literally just to make it painful

I don't see any other reason

most improper bootloader code

its gonna take days for it to drain atp

it was like 80% charged

[gloomy terrace]

anyone knows how i get the sandbox extension token popup in filza? i cant find it

[rich dune]

brother what😭😭😭???

[low mortar]

LMAO

[gloomy viper]

Lmao

Perfect code

[real cobalt]

That's the best part of the song

[gloomy viper]

Imo real talk

[muted shuttle]

126k regular gas

[glacial valve]

Regular gas ts lowk pmo 🥀

@coarse ginkgo @teal bramble

[gloomy terrace]

…

[glacial valve]

Next time you do something r like this, make sure to connect the phone to a psu

[glacial valve]

…

[fervent dove]

Hey @gloomy terrace, have a look at this!

#general's topic

Off-topic discussions | Keep jailbreak talk in #jailbreak or support questions in #969343289641828382 | Avoid spamming memes

[velvet zenith]

why don't you just unplug the battery

[glacial valve]

He’s too scared to break the phone

I’m ngl with a bootloader in a while true loop, battery will last 6-7 months

[sour canyon]

Just got apple firewire wall adapter + firewire to 30 pin cable for 9 bucks

[vapid spruce]

i got an OEM magsafe 2 charger with the extension for $1 at a garage sale recently

[sour canyon]

awooga

[vapid spruce]

best garage sale find of all is a copy of wii sports for $0.50

(so far)

[wary badge]

Gm jailbreak

[chilly bear]

https://girlcockx.com/eternalclassic_/status/2048947810242896232

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girlcockx · Apr 28, 2026, 2:10 AM

[chilly bear]

hey.

[wary badge]

Theyre tryna build a prison

[chilly bear]

for you?

[wary badge]

For you and me to live in

[chilly bear]

oh

[wary badge]

Utilizing drugs to pay for secret wars around the world

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble @glacial valve I’m pretty sure my van misfired on the highway. My van jerked and the check engine light was flashing and I couldn’t accelerate I had to pull over and restart my van

[glacial valve]

Do you have two cylinders or something?

[dense zinc]

oh

[chilly bear]

julk

[clear trout]

Anybody have an app source that has .json?

[chilly bear]

https://github.com/LiveContainer/LiveContainer/releases/download/nightly/apps_nightly.json

[obtuse ruin]

why is bro boosting rjb

[glacial valve]

gmcraze

[obtuse ruin]

gm

[clear trout]

Thanks!

[low mortar]

gmfs

[glacial valve]

gmy

[low mortar]

gamy

[clear trout]

Do you have any other sources that already have apps on them?

[obtuse ruin]

you can drop the s

gmf(rench)

[odd cargo]

Worth updating?

[obtuse ruin]

i mean you're already doing it

[odd cargo]

Still can cancel

[desert cairn]

Yeah why not

[velvet zenith]

No dont update

Theres a jailbreak coming in 10 years

[odd cargo]

OH NO

[fresh stump]

You make good tweaks. Thanks. What’s your favorite music album?

[gloomy viper]

True

Its like asking “is it worth to break into this home” when you already broke the window and youre one leg in

Like wtf

Lmao

[muted shuttle]

No I have six cylinders

[gloomy viper]

I have 12

;-;

[glacial valve]

lies

[muted shuttle]

?

it's a 3.8L V6

[glacial valve]

dogshit engine ngl

[muted shuttle]

ok

[glacial valve]

@coarse ginkgo I installed the dash leds

[gilded rapids]

I’m in the beta and it’s so smooth

[velvet zenith]

The transmission is about to blow

[vital carbon]

Hello i am new

[gloomy viper]

26.5 beta 4?

[gilded rapids]

yea

[gloomy viper]

Better than 26.4?

26.4.2*

[gilded rapids]

for me yeah

[gloomy viper]

What device

Also hows battery life compared to stable

[velvet zenith]

iphone xr

[gilded rapids]

14 pro and 16 pro

Better I love it didn’t even realize I was on the beta

[gloomy viper]

Nice

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @glacial valve @rich dune update: battery ran out, I plugged it in, it appeared in usbdl mode again, I flashed the bootloader again and now it works again

[muted shuttle]

[velvet zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1437601808188178574/1460299067644051588/togif.gif

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle When r u gonna brick ur note 8 so you can unbrick it

I mean

unlock it

you get what I meant

I was testing so I would know how to patch bootloader sigpatches out for YOU

And instead I almost broke my s7

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

Um

[ruby copper]

Hey at least I know how to patch it out now

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[glacial valve]

make a detailed explanation on how to unfuck it

maxine is gonna need it real soon

[obtuse ruin]

appreciate it, glad you like them
Struggling to answer that tbh, no idea

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @obtuse ruin @glacial valve why the FUCK is the spotpass dump for nintendo badge arcade on the 3ds fucking 150GB

Nintendo didn't make that many badges for the 3ds

[vital carbon]

Hello, i am new and i have a problem with an iphone 5s

[ruby copper]

This is gonna take a while to download

[obtuse ruin]

live mineek reaction

[ruby copper]

cuz its over torrent cuz <backup of piracy site that shut down 28 days ago> doesn't host it directly

[obtuse ruin]

darksword payload

[obtuse ruin]

rd:

[ruby copper]

oh true

I can make torbox download ts

Hold on

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn I need m4 pro mbp

[wary badge]

Buy omni

[ruby copper]

@wary badge gm

[wary badge]

Why when i join new servers on discord does it not go to the top of my server list

So annoying

[wary badge]

Gm

[muted shuttle]

It's supposed to

What

[wary badge]

Damn my 10 year discord anniversary was 2 weeks ago

[wary badge]

I missed it

10 years of wasting my life away on this platform whats up chat

[ruby copper]

mine is next year

[fresh stump]

Rune is one of my essential tweaks I have on my device, makes many my iPhone so much easier to use.

[wary badge]

Dude signed up at 6😭

[ruby copper]

no?

I will not comment how old I was when I made my og account tho.

[wary badge]

[ruby copper]

how did u end up in rjb again weren't you like lured from the reddit or something

what is the jeff origin story again

[wary badge]

Dleovl lured me after i no lifed the sub for a few weeks

[ruby copper]

insane lore

[wary badge]

Seprmvr64 ahh time

[obtuse ruin]

hi @spark gale

[fresh stump]

Mine is in a few months.

[spark gale]

my account? banned.

[ruby copper]

No

[obtuse ruin]

rune mentioned

[ruby copper]

rune sucks because its not open source

[spark gale]

did that emoji get kirkified

[ruby copper]

I will make open source rune

[wary badge]

(Yes)

[obtuse ruin]

doesnt need to be if you can extend its functionality already - https://github.com/iCrazeiOS/RuneAPI

also the src is fr available at https://github.com/iCrazeiOS/Rune

[ruby copper]

Ok invite me to it

[wary badge]

^

[fresh stump]

It was one of the only tweaks I’ve bought that I still use. (Like Misaki, Jellyfish Reborn, or Velvet 2).

[obtuse ruin]

which panels would you say you use most?

[fresh stump]

The respring/reboot userspace/boot into safe mode/take a screenshot one.

Purely because I used to need Checkl0ck to have a Lock Screen.

[wary badge]

Holy shit

Why did it ignore all my nights on the west coast

Is that just how it handles bedtime tracking

Diff timezones ignored?

Consistency: 001

[wary badge]

Light mode

Im blind

[desert cairn]

Good

Dark mode during the day ://

[wary badge]

I have 20/10 eyesight dont care

Boomer ahh statement

‘Dark scwenes hut your ewes’🥺

[tawny harness]

some randoms got access to mythos 💀

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Why havent they merged it yet

[gilded rapids]

bro 10 hours of sleep

I fucking wish

🫩

[wary badge]

Tbf i took a red eye from vegas back to nj and didnt sleep the night before

[silk viper]

https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/s/0gcXdQieMu

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[silk viper]

Damn jefd

[odd cargo]

Ios 26 is so ugly I CANTT

[gilded rapids]

Ugly?

[odd cargo]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

I don't get the *OS 26 hate

I like it

[odd cargo]

I hate it

It’s too overloaded

It feels battery drain

[gilded rapids]

I don’t like Tahoe but iOS 26 is alright for me

what phone do you have lol

[carmine elk]

frr, if someone hates ios 26 is bc they have an iphone 11

[odd cargo]

12 mini

[gilded rapids]

Literally

[odd cargo]

The performance is not the problem

[carmine elk]

that’s why

[gilded rapids]

lol

[odd cargo]

Its the visuals

It looks not good

[gilded rapids]

It’s good on my 14 pro

[carmine elk]

u can adjust them btw

[odd cargo]

HOW

[carmine elk]

display settings pane

[odd cargo]

?

[gilded rapids]

like what

[odd cargo]

Tinted

That barely changed anything

Wtf is up with widgets

Why inly the sides glossy

[carmine elk]

it has a liquid glass pane under the display section

[carmine elk]

bc they’re supposed to move like 3d

[odd cargo]

Yeah clear or tinted

[odd cargo]

They dont

[carmine elk]

but they don’r mive for iphone 13 and older only 13 pro and later

[odd cargo]

Bruh

Okay I’m gonna give it a proper shot

It still feels weird coming from iOS 18

I guess I’m too close minded

[signal hazel]

it’s probably better than it was originally tbf

takes some getting used to but i’m at the point now where i just don’t even pay attention to it

[chilly bear]

stay close minded. #endwoke

[coarse ginkgo]

ok

[wary badge]

@coarse ginkgo I installed the dash leds

[teal bramble]

take the spark plugs out and check if they have carbon deposits

fr

if they do just clean it up

@muted shuttle no way LOL

[muted shuttle]

whar

[teal bramble]

Fake hydrate

[muted shuttle]

uhh

[muted shuttle]

LMFAO

@.dihydrogen.monoxide

[teal bramble]

@manic tulip Yo ur being used for scams

[muted shuttle]

@manic tulip

[teal bramble]

How do u feel

[muted shuttle]

Look at ts

Accept the friend request

[slim nova]

holy what

[teal bramble]

i did

[slim nova]

since when are you member on

[teal bramble]

like

yesterday

[slim nova]

wtf

[teal bramble]

im trying to run deepseek v4 pro on 8x b200s

[slim nova]

no life yapper

[teal bramble]

real

[slim nova]

how much param

1t?

[teal bramble]

850 something b

yea

[slim nova]

bro is pratically running chinese spyware

[teal bramble]

bbut its oss !!

[ruby copper]

Give me access to the api pls

I need to test

With orion

[slim nova]

olm is spyware

[teal bramble]

i will once i get it running

[slim nova]

and its oss

[teal bramble]

its very picky

[velvet zenith]

Dude pays for cloudflare

[teal bramble]

they scammed me

Are you sure?
If you disable Argo Smart Routing for voidai.app, latency will increase from 6387ms to 5006ms and voidai.app will be -27.59% slower.

this was the service that was billing me $300/mo

[main timber]

300 dollars for what

[teal bramble]

for a slower service

[teal bramble]

^^

[chilly bear]

sorry

[main timber]

the most secure host in the world cant get their math right im crine

[velvet zenith]

Hopefully this will improve your api latency

[odd cargo]

@dusky topaz dude, my phone done optimising and its so smooth

Much better than on iOS 26.3

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper its running at full context btw

[odd cargo]

Im on 5% and its liquidy smooth,

And its 12 mini

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Can i use your self hosted model

[teal bramble]

yea but im gonna kill it in like 3 days

[velvet zenith]

gpt 5.5 xhigh sucks

[chilly bear]

sorry

[velvet zenith]

opus 4.7 sucks

[teal bramble]

u wanna try deepseek v4 pro??

[velvet zenith]

no

[chilly bear]

@slim nova hi

[teal bramble]

what

thats what im selfhosting

fr

[slim nova]

hi

[teal bramble]

did u try kimi k2.6

fr

[odd cargo]

Ik some people on iOS 26.0

[velvet zenith]

no

[teal bramble]

Yoo its warming up

[odd cargo]

How can they live on it

It probably runs like ASS

[teal bramble]

Try dat

[velvet zenith]

im waiting for 5.5 pro to be on opencode but they havent merged nebulas pr yet

[teal bramble]

5.5 pro is just expensive slop

[velvet zenith]

Ok?

Its not mine

[slim nova]

💀

[chilly bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1337962654261579828/SPEED.gif

[teal bramble]

full of vram

[slim nova]

😭

[obsidian vault]

pgu

[slim nova]

bro has a paradise

[odd cargo]

Share

[odd cargo]

Bro has 1tb of ddr5

[teal bramble]

i wanna do something like this

[teal bramble]

its 1.4tb of vram

i have 2tb of ddr5 ram

[chilly bear]

why are they all disabled

[teal bramble]

Holy shit it booted

[slim nova]

@teal bramble 😭

[velvet zenith]

Oh my god

I hate android bro why does it just use 8 gb while its doing nothing

[teal bramble]

{
  "id": "chatcmpl-a0760c700480ee88",
  "object": "chat.completion",
  "created": 1777386924,
  "model": "deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4-Pro",
  "choices": [
    {
      "index": 0,
      "message": {
        "role": "assistant",
        "content": "Hello! How can I help you today?",
        "refusal": null,
        "annotations": null,
        "audio": null,
        "function_call": null,
        "tool_calls": [],
        "reasoning": null
      },
      "logprobs": null,
      "finish_reason": "stop",
      "stop_reason": null,
      "token_ids": null
    }
  ],
  "service_tier": null,
  "system_fingerprint": "vllm-0.20.1rc1.dev18+g76c9cccc3-tp8-ep-f5483e12",
  "usage": {
    "prompt_tokens": 11,
    "total_tokens": 21,
    "completion_tokens": 10,
    "prompt_tokens_details": null
  },
  "prompt_logprobs": null,
  "prompt_token_ids": null,
  "kv_transfer_params": null
}```

It worked

[slim nova]

mods

chat flodding

[teal bramble]

Sorry

Running 32 requests @ concurrency=8

Success: 32, Failed: 0

=== RESULTS ===
Total time: 20.40s
Throughput: 1.57 req/s

--- TTFT ---
avg: 2.396s
p50: 2.649s
p95: 2.858s

--- Latency ---
avg: 4.760s
p50: 5.014s
p95: 5.220s

--- Tokens/sec ---
avg: 54.14
p50: 54.15
p95: 54.22

this is crazy

[slim nova]

wtf

b200 is crazy

[teal bramble]

yea fr

@ruby copper check dms

[hazy lagoon]

TallAss chip what is that

[rich dune]

😁👍

[teal bramble]

its an ai model embedded directly onto a chip

https://taalas.com/products/

[hazy lagoon]

weird name tallass

[teal bramble]

✶ Shimmying… (1m 4s)

[rich dune]

use cases?

[teal bramble]

none

[ruby copper]

@teal bramble @rich dune @low mortar this has gotta be the worst fucking thing github ever has done. Apparantly just having the github copilot vscode extension installed ( which it preinstalls for u btw ) makes it so it just sometimes, randomly??? adds copilot as a coauthor??????? the actual vibe code cli tool I have NEVER ran in the folder this project is being made in nor has it ever even been used in the project, and for those two commits I didn't accept a SINGLE copilot tab suggestion. What the fuck

Those two bottom commits I made with the git cli but the top two I did through vscode

What the fuck kinda scummy thing is this

I didn't even use copilot for this project

neither the autocomplete nor the full on vibe code

[velvet zenith]

Who tf uses copilot