general

[muted shuttle]

uhh there's just general issues

[jagged turret]

Vans are good

[hot creek]

Have you been hitting more curbs

[muted shuttle]

uh

[jagged turret]

I love the Honda Odyssey

[muted shuttle]

sometimes it has issues shifting into gears when under load

and sometimes it'll uh

[hot creek]

Dude one time my sister hopped a big ass curb and straight ripped the wires off the starter

[teal bramble]

ts why u buy a manual diesel

[jagged turret]

Buy a new transmission

[muted shuttle]

hdol on

[muted shuttle]

i cannot just do this

[teal bramble]

brother

[jagged turret]

Skill issue

[teal bramble]

[half compass]

Ask somebody to spray paint your van “free candy”

[jagged turret]

OK what's the other issue actually though

[half compass]

it will fix the issues

[hot creek]

What's stopping u

[muted shuttle]

money

[jagged turret]

Diesels are ass

[hot creek]

Don't artifically limit urslf 🙏

[teal bramble]

how dare u insult diesels.

[jagged turret]

You should be familiar with it

[half compass]

he isn’t wrong

[hot creek]

Buy a 2012 challenger for $6000 and be done

[jagged turret]

Diesels smell like shit and don't cold start easily :/

Imagine having to heat your engine up like an F1 car just to turn it on

[teal bramble]

i can start them up just fine if u wait 3 seconds in -6c weather

[hot creek]

We already have to do this with all of our gas cars

[jagged turret]

Guess how easy it is to ignite fuel when you have a fucking arc

[velvet zenith]

Yeah but nobody lives in -6c

Everyone lives in -20c

[half compass]

every time i see a diesel car the driver looks like he only drinks alcohol and chain smokes cigarettes

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle how many miles ur van got on it

[jagged turret]

that's because your cars are fucked up

[half compass]

idk bro

maybe im just profiling

[teal bramble]

then wait 2 more seconds

[muted shuttle]

pretty much this except the check engine light for those codes

[hot creek]

300k miles is not that much

[jagged turret]

What sensor is that

[muted shuttle]

tps

[hot creek]

Maxine

Maxine

[muted shuttle]

throttle position sensor

hi

what

[hot creek]

How many miles u got on ur van

[teal bramble]

Maxine

[muted shuttle]

oh it's like

126k

[teal bramble]

what

[hot creek]

Lmaoooo

[teal bramble]

howd u blow it

[muted shuttle]

??

i don't think i have??

[hot creek]

Transmission dead at 126k

Ford ass

[muted shuttle]

no

please

don't do this to me

[jagged turret]

Does it specifically throw a code related to TPS or what's the engine code

[hot creek]

Blow a what?

[teal bramble]

its mostly jokes but

[muted shuttle]

i genuinely cannot lose this van

[teal bramble]

it would be funny

[muted shuttle]

no

it wouldn't

[teal bramble]

a transmission

[velvet zenith]

it would be funny

[muted shuttle]

i'd genuinely fucking cry

[jagged turret]

Transmission on my car was replaced at like 85k before we bought it so

[half compass]

a tran

[muted shuttle]

because i cannot lose this van

[hot creek]

How bad does it shift

[velvet zenith]

Dont say the other word for it cause youll get warned

[teal bramble]

I'll buy u a new transmission if it genuinely means ts much for u

[muted shuttle]

we can't just fork out thousands of dollars on another vehicle

[jagged turret]

Look at acatto here the gentrifier

[hot creek]

Can i have one too

[muted shuttle]

idk how'd you do that

[half compass]

What will your girlfriend think

[muted shuttle]

it's just finnicky

[teal bramble]

No fuck u

[half compass]

Spending your money on another woman

[teal bramble]

Nothing

[half compass]

Pretty suspicious to me

[velvet zenith]

But forking out a couple thousand for a new macbook is fine ?

Sounds great

[teal bramble]

I've done this to like 30 other women and she is fine with it

[jagged turret]

Maxine do you know what check engine code specifically it throws

[muted shuttle]

there's a reason behind that

[tame shuttle]

yes because we got priorities

[muted shuttle]

nothing related to my issues

it's all evap codes

[tame shuttle]

wrong reply

[hot creek]

Look at the rpm gauge before it shifts. Usually it rests at a higher rpm before shifting if the transmission is about to go out

[half compass]

this guy has a harem

[muted shuttle]

last time i checked

[tame shuttle]

day ruined.

[jagged turret]

Hmmm

[muted shuttle]

brother what

[teal bramble]

30 female friendss

nothing more

[jagged turret]

Maxine is your car drive by wire

[hot creek]

My sister's shitty ford focus shifted at 3k rpm before the transmission went out

[teal bramble]

2005

⁉️

[hot creek]

It's suppose to shift at 1.5k

[half compass]

then you’re gay because no straight person has that many female friends

[jagged turret]

That's why it's a question?

[half compass]

it all makes sense now

[jagged turret]

It's near the transition point

[teal bramble]

its more like

her friends

[hot creek]

reading comprehension at an all time low in america

[teal bramble]

the maxine point

haha guys im so funny please laugh at my joke.

[hot creek]

How high ur knobby when it bobby

[chilly bear]

lol good one

[hot creek]

The nebby point

(cue laughter)

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle dms

[jagged turret]

Why is Maxine's van rated for higher fuel economy than my Lexus

[half compass]

Clitoris

[muted shuttle]

No your shit just made no sense because isn't the rpm supposed to go higher when it shifts r u dumb

[half compass]

CLIT

[jagged turret]

Hate this fucking car

[half compass]

CLIT clit CLITORIS

[hot creek]

This mf finna give maxine $3000 lol

[hot creek]

It shifts into a different gear

In whoch the rpm goes down

[half compass]

he would rather pay maxine 3000$ than pay taxes

[hot creek]

Literally

[teal bramble]

Taxes?

[jagged turret]

That's larger than the value of the car

[teal bramble]

Yo gtg

[hot creek]

@teal bramble Hey twin can i borrow $10 for mcdonalds

Lowkirk im hungry

[half compass]

But the van

[velvet zenith]

Hes kind of right

[half compass]

no you aren’t a woman

[chilly bear]

mcdonalds is free bru

[hot creek]

FUCK!!!!

[muted shuttle]

The rpm goes down when it shifts

[velvet zenith]

If it goes past the normal point it means its shiftign slower because ur transmission has issues

[hot creek]

What does it go to before it shifts

[teal bramble]

Yea sure hold on

[jagged turret]

God damn it has a 4 speed

[copper tendon]

would you guys buy a gaming chromebook

[half compass]

he isn’t a woman yet

you have to wait for that

[muted shuttle]

it depends on what i am shifting to

[chilly bear]

@teal bramble can i borrow you

[muted shuttle]

idk

man

[frosty grail]

bob

[jagged turret]

No

[hot creek]

Ur fried

[jagged turret]

@frosty grail hi

[frosty grail]

bib

[muted shuttle]

when i'm trying to get to 60-65mph it's at like 3k rpm

[frosty grail]

bob

[jagged turret]

Guys should I go to the store

[teal bramble]

check revolut

[hot creek]

Can you still merge onto highways without it sucking balls

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

[teal bramble]

No

[muted shuttle]

I just have to go slow

I can't floor it

[hot creek]

Yooooooo thank you

[half compass]

then why does it matter

[muted shuttle]

Otherwise it just shits the bed

[half compass]

if it works it works

[chilly bear]

ok.

[teal bramble]

wat

[half compass]

fucking idiot

[teal bramble]

does it stall

[frosty grail]

destroy maxine

[muted shuttle]

Yeah but the part is cheap i might as well try to diagnose it

[muted shuttle]

it's stalled once

only once

[teal bramble]

im more surprised u stalled an automatic

fr

[muted shuttle]

check engine light wasn't flashing, i had to turn the car off and on again

[hot creek]

Mr beast is real guys

[half compass]

how tf do you stall an automatic

[muted shuttle]

idk how it happened dog

[half compass]

i didnt know that was possible

[muted shuttle]

maybe because my shit has issues

i just

press foot on gas

and drive it

[hot creek]

#1 mechanic in america btw

[muted shuttle]

never said that

[teal bramble]

buy like a diagnostic tool for like $50 at max and figure out the codes urself

[jagged turret]

Wow I wonder how almost as if the conversation is literally about a car that has some sort of unknown issue that's being attempted to debug

[muted shuttle]

i have an obd2 scanner, all the codes i get are for evap

I don't have anything fancy though

[teal bramble]

or if ur up to vibe coding buy an obd2 breakout box and a canable

[muted shuttle]

It's older than me

[teal bramble]

o

[hot creek]

Not passing emissions test can't go to california

Lel

[teal bramble]

fr

[muted shuttle]

hmm

Could a pi pico be used

I bought like 3 of them off aliexpress

[hot creek]

Are you trying to hack the car

[teal bramble]

Idk ?? maybe lol

[muted shuttle]

Ok cool

That would be fun maybe

[teal bramble]

i did that

[hot creek]

Please don't brick your car's ECU

[jagged turret]

Do you guys have open source CAN definitions in the EU or something because we don't over here

[half compass]

Please do brick your car’s ECU

[teal bramble]

no

its stupid

:(

[jagged turret]

What you gonna do with the can

Sit on it

[jagged turret]

Or utah

[jagged turret]

Can't meet shepgoba

Well you just can't register I guess

[teal bramble]

Well

[hot creek]

Bomb

[teal bramble]

i was snooping around vw tp 2.0

[half compass]

jeans of doom

[jagged turret]

Of course you're a Volkswagen owner

[half compass]

you look homeless

[hot creek]

Jailbreaking a car this cannot be real

[teal bramble]

and i just told cloid to figure out how to establish a communcation

he did

and im happy

[jagged turret]

unlatched method

[hot creek]

How do i jailbreak a stolen kia to drive

[muted shuttle]

dopamine jailbreak for ccnc gen5w gen5 gen4 or whatever

[jagged turret]

Unpatched

[teal bramble]

he deleted my airbag code on my passat

😁

[jagged turret]

You're just like lean

[teal bramble]

Yea me and lean do the same thing kinda but lean is like 10x more intelligent than me

[hot creek]

Breaking news dopamine now supports 2005 Chrysler minivan

[jagged turret]

Why does your cloid have a gender

[hot creek]

French cloid

[teal bramble]

idk

[jagged turret]

My discord just started running above 50 hz

In think my phone cooled down enough

[hot creek]

Bro why your phone always tweaking

[jagged turret]

This is amazinf

[dense valve]

Guess what I have access to

[jagged turret]

Tensor

[ashen basin]

FINALLY my island doesnt look ugly asf at night

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle look up canable v2.0 pro

its like 20 bucks

[muted shuttle]

Websites prove their identity via certificates, which are valid for a set time period. The certificate for canable.io expired on 1/6/2026.

[teal bramble]

and its fun to mess with

[hot creek]

G3 cannot be that much worse than G4 bruh

[muted shuttle]

What can i do with it

Is there a possibility of me fucking up my van

[desert cairn]

:/

[jagged turret]

I ripped the can connector out of our formula sae car a couple weeks ago on accident

[teal bramble]

fucking up how

[jagged turret]

Average slop

[muted shuttle]

idk man

[hot creek]

Watch maxine short 12v 500amp to ground and explode her battery

[teal bramble]

well you wont short it because u only have communication wires connected thats it

[desert cairn]

Some shit she'd do

[half compass]

just go to the shadiest mechanic you can find and pay them like 10k

You have the money

So

[teal bramble]

Look here

[hot creek]

10k is crazy

[jagged turret]

Maxine I think you'd be alright

[teal bramble]

can-h
can-l
gnd

thats all the wires connected

[jagged turret]

Its not that crazy

[teal bramble]

yea

[half compass]

you don’t need ground

[muted shuttle]

For the obd2 shit

Or my van being ok

[half compass]

you already have ground beneath your feet

[teal bramble]

become the ground

[jagged turret]

Yeah idk about your van

[half compass]

stupid

[muted shuttle]

kills my self

My van better be okay

[jagged turret]

I can't remote debug

[jagged turret]

Or have the skills to debug

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle buy me a visa + airplane ticket and me and my dad will come fix it

❤️

[jagged turret]

I'm rewiring your car to positive ground

[half compass]

yay

i love positives

[hot creek]

I forgot acatto was european

[jagged turret]

That's bad

[teal bramble]

positive energy only ❤️

[half compass]

negatives are bad

[jagged turret]

It will rust your entire chassis

[teal bramble]

Yup

[hot creek]

This 97 f150 is so sick it has diodes in the fuse box

[teal bramble]

Really?

[hot creek]

Incase you pull a maxine and connect your battery backwards

Yes

[teal bramble]

Wow.

[half compass]

also you’re getting deported by ice buddy

[teal bramble]

New tech

[hot creek]

I'm pretty sure it was in that one

[half compass]

you look mexican enough

[teal bramble]

Probably lol

u dont even know how i look

:/

[jagged turret]

you guys ever short a car battery

[hot creek]

Yes

Multiple times

[teal bramble]

no but i drained one when i was dumping my ecu fully

[half compass]

acting like i dont know your skin tone

[hot creek]

12v 500cca makes a very good welder

[teal bramble]

brown

lightly

[half compass]

yea

trump hates brown peole

[jagged turret]

My car drained its battery completely one day and I have no idea why

[muted shuttle]

i drained a car battery by listening to music for hours

[teal bramble]

autism

[hot creek]

Was ur car not on

[muted shuttle]

not cranked

[jagged turret]

I came back out after an hour and the battery was dead

[hot creek]

Im cranking it

[jagged turret]

Never did that again

[teal bramble]

Lights

Lowkey

?

[jagged turret]

The door was closed and locked

Lights out

[half compass]

Olive delights

[hot creek]

Sorry it was the spy camera

[teal bramble]

did the battery lose its charge

lmao

[hot creek]

Boba what car u have

[teal bramble]

is it the oem battery

[jagged turret]

I jump started it and it never happened again

[teal bramble]

oh

[hot creek]

Let me guess it's a subaru

[teal bramble]

fr

[jagged turret]

No its some interstate battery

[jagged turret]

Lexus

[hot creek]

Surprised

[jagged turret]

How are you surprised

Me and Shep talk about this every day

In front of you

[muted shuttle]

Shipping Label Created, USPS Awaiting Item

[hot creek]

Usually pixel owners drive a subaru with their boyfriends

[muted shuttle]

Pls

[muted shuttle]

What lexus

[hot creek]

Brooooo same

[jagged turret]

2007 rx350

[hot creek]

Gimme my dhit usps

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[teal bramble]

Lexus lfa

[muted shuttle]

My grandma has a 2011 rx350

[jagged turret]

My car has drive by wire

[hot creek]

Old ass car

[teal bramble]

can someone buy me another passat b6

[muted shuttle]

Its lowkey fire and i'd love it

But

Not mine

[hot creek]

Tesla :/

[muted shuttle]

:(

[jagged turret]

Newer that yours

[jagged turret]

False

[hot creek]

Older than all of ours that run

[jagged turret]

I thought your cars were all 90s

[teal bramble]

anything above like 2016 and considered luxurious has drive by wire

fr

[jagged turret]

They put it in all the shit past like 2007 and 2010s

[hot creek]

The 97 f150 needs a starter, transfercase, the cable that links the dashboard prndl to the icons, and soon a new transmission

[teal bramble]

i had an audi q5 2022 come into my garage like 2 days ago and it had drive by wire

[half compass]

YOUR garage

dawg

your dads maybe

[teal bramble]

Yes my dad sold his garage and now im paying for my dads garage

[hot creek]

Shit is so confusing because that shit be between park and reverse and be in park

[teal bramble]

not the same its a different one

fr

[muted shuttle]

What's the best cheap obd2 code scanner

For transmission codes etc etc

[jagged turret]

It has drive by wire but the throttle takes about a full second to respond to you

[muted shuttle]

My scanner doesnt do that

[half compass]

yea bro he sold his garage to you

[hot creek]

And then my mom looks at me like an idiot because I can't get the keys out and tells me to put it in park

[teal bramble]

no he sold it to someone else

[hot creek]

And then shifts the icon between reverse and drive😭

[teal bramble]

just buy a canable v2.0 pro and mess around lowkey

[hot creek]

Aliexpress

[half compass]

wdym you’re paying for it if it’s sold

[muted shuttle]

Does that give me engine codes and all that

[teal bramble]

a different one

[teal bramble]

you're talking directly to the car so

yea

[muted shuttle]

What about transmission codes

Explain like im slow

(im slow)

[teal bramble]

you have 1 to 1 communication with the car

[hot creek]

We know i think

[teal bramble]

its not like a diagnostic tool its like a diy thing

[muted shuttle]

So i get everything

[teal bramble]

yes

[muted shuttle]

hm

Ok.

[teal bramble]

if u figure out the hex codes and mappings Yea

[hot creek]

You must ask consent of the car

[muted shuttle]

Claude

[teal bramble]

Cloid can do that tho

Yea

[muted shuttle]

I will get claude to do it

[hot creek]

Deepseek:

[muted shuttle]

Claude must not fuck up my van

[teal bramble]

It can not

[half compass]

What would a claude clitoris be called

Claudetoris

[teal bramble]

Clitoris

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle Is your transmission fluid shiny

[teal bramble]

Clatoris

[muted shuttle]

It's red

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Have u tried holding a magnet to the transmission fluid

[half compass]

Clouitoris

[hot creek]

Ik but does it have like shiny glitter stuff in it

[teal bramble]

[muted shuttle]

No

[muted shuttle]

No

[teal bramble]

Try it

[jagged turret]

She would drop the magnet in the transmission

[hot creek]

ok then ur probably not actively killing it

it's probably just worn

[teal bramble]

it has 2 magnets now

[half compass]

it’s okay now the magnet can transmit instead

[muted shuttle]

At 126k miles i hope it's nothing major

I am hoping it's just the uh

sensor

[jagged turret]

Its a gm though

[teal bramble]

Fr

[muted shuttle]

my chrysler 💜

[hot creek]

If it's the sensor you should join the powerball

[jagged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-dancing-gif-5541103

[muted shuttle]

Dont do this to me

[jagged turret]

Maxine

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[teal bramble]

i think u can just reset the sensor data manually without programming it

fr

[hot creek]

Your luck probably won't be as bad as my friend Jax

[muted shuttle]

I can i think

Idk

[jagged turret]

I think evap codes you don't have to bother with

[teal bramble]

which chrysler is it

[jagged turret]

Unless you're losing all your gas

[muted shuttle]

Yeah i lowkey dont give enough of a shit

[muted shuttle]

2005 Chrysler Town & Country Touring with a 3.8L V6

[hot creek]

This mf has had 2 transmissions replaced on his truck. He floored it at a red light with his BRAND NEW tranmission and when that shit shifted it almost threw his 300lb ass out the wind shield and shot SPARKS everywhere

[muted shuttle]

it's pretty much the same shit as the uh

dodge grand caravan

[hot creek]

Lowk just buy a dodge

[jagged turret]

I should floor it at a light in my car

[half compass]

you liar

[muted shuttle]

r u dumb

[half compass]

that’s not even a van

[jagged turret]

I want to challenge a civic to a drag race

[jagged turret]

Like that's more reliable

[hot creek]

Ours has 300k miles with original everything besides tires starter and motor lol

[hot creek]

It is

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Try

[hot creek]

The transmission does not like hills

[velvet zenith]

honestly the 2005 town & country is kinda notorious for transmission issues. the 41TE/41AE 4-speed autos in those tend to start acting up anywhere from 80k-120k miles, sometimes earlier if the fluid was never changed.

common signs are harsh shifting, slipping, or going into limp mode. biggest killers are:
skipping fluid changes (atf+4 only, don't let anyone put generic fluid in it)
the solenoid pack failing
overheating from towing or stop-and-go

if you keep up with fluid changes every 30k and don't beat on it, plenty have made it past 150k. but yeah, that era of chrysler trans is not exactly legendary for longevity 😅
:claude: 9.1s • Claude Opus 4.7

[hot creek]

However it does have 300k miles

[jagged turret]

honestly the 2005 town & country is kinda notorious for transmission issues. the 41TE/41AE 4-speed autos in those tend to start acting up anywhere from 80k-120k miles, sometimes earlier if the fluid was never changed.

common signs are harsh shifting, slipping, or going into limp mode. biggest killers are:
skipping fluid changes (atf+4 only, don't let anyone put generic fluid in it)
the solenoid pack failing
overheating from towing or stop-and-go

if you keep up with fluid changes every 30k and don't beat on it, plenty have made it past 150k. but yeah, that era of chrysler trans is not exactly legendary for longevity 😅
:claude: 9.1s • Claude Opus 4.7

[muted shuttle]

Dont i have to do this for new sensors

[teal bramble]

honestly the 2005 town & country is kinda notorious for transmission issues. the 41TE/41AE 4-speed autos in those tend to start acting up anywhere from 80k-120k miles, sometimes earlier if the fluid was never changed.

common signs are harsh shifting, slipping, or going into limp mode. biggest killers are:
skipping fluid changes (atf+4 only, don't let anyone put generic fluid in it)
the solenoid pack failing
overheating from towing or stop-and-go

if you keep up with fluid changes every 30k and don't beat on it, plenty have made it past 150k. but yeah, that era of chrysler trans is not exactly legendary for longevity 😅
9.1s • Claude Opus 4.7

[hot creek]

4 speed?

God damn

Slow ass minivan

[teal bramble]

Relearn

[muted shuttle]

I will do it when i install new sensor

[teal bramble]

It's

relearning

What

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle swap the transmission with a 7 speed manual dual clutch race transmission

[muted shuttle]

Yeah bro let me put a manual in my minivan

[hot creek]

You should

[teal bramble]

You could

[muted shuttle]

I dont know how to drive a manual

[hot creek]

It'd be useful if your starter ever went out

[muted shuttle]

I want to learn

[hot creek]

Learn with beamng drive

[muted shuttle]

My dad has a manual

He's willing to let me learn with that

So

[hot creek]

Oh god

[teal bramble]

what car

[hot creek]

Bye bye clutch

[half compass]

oh no

[muted shuttle]

nissan versa

[half compass]

it’s OVER for him

[teal bramble]

[muted shuttle]

[velvet zenith]

Yo u burnt the clutch out

[muted shuttle]

nop

[hot creek]

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/2015-nissan-versa-note-sr-mmp-1-1557254081.jpg

[teal bramble]

what year if u know.

[hot creek]

Goofy ass car

[muted shuttle]

2016

[hot creek]

Lmao

[hot creek]

Holy new

[teal bramble]

?

isnt that a cvt?

oh waitn

o

its a manual

fr

Yooo

its member one

[muted shuttle]

i'm telling u it's a manual

[hot creek]

Cvt enjoyers when i cut their belt

[muted shuttle]

I have driven it before

[half compass]

no

[muted shuttle]

just

[hot creek]

Do it got a knobby

[muted shuttle]

in a parking lot

[half compass]

the car can’t have a role

[muted shuttle]

brother

It's a manual

Yes

[teal bramble]

i meant im member one now

[hot creek]

Nebby fappy on my wappy till she sobby on my wobby

[half compass]

not sure

[muted shuttle]

It has a shift knob for first gear. Second gear. Third gear. Fourth gear. Fifth gear. And reverse.

[teal bramble]

:/

[half compass]

need more info

ill reach out soon

once I complete my investigation

[hot creek]

You should shift it into reverse while in 5th gear

[muted shuttle]

Nah

[hot creek]

Saves time

[jagged turret]

I haven't driven manual with a foot clutch yet

[teal bramble]

man fuck i wanted to see maxine suffer with a dct

:(

[jagged turret]

What's bad about dct

[hot creek]

Whats a dct

[teal bramble]

not good for beginners

[teal bramble]

dual clutch transmission

[jagged turret]

How

[half compass]

Japanese symbol for beginner

[hot creek]

Does it have teo clucth things

[teal bramble]

single clutch is better

[teal bramble]

its 2 clutches for odd/even gears

[jagged turret]

Doppelkupplungestribe

[teal bramble]

Close

[half compass]

gem alert

new word that doesn’t exist

[teal bramble]

Doppelkupplungsgetriebe

[hot creek]

Dutch people be like yeah this is the word for cat

[half compass]

real

[jagged turret]

German

[teal bramble]

real

I LOVE VAG CARS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[hot creek]

Vag

[muted shuttle]

What cars?

[hot creek]

Vagina cars

[half compass]

vagina cars

[muted shuttle]

fr

[hot creek]

Hi im a car

[teal bramble]

Volkswagen Arbeitsgemeinschaft Cars.

[hot creek]

Vac

[muted shuttle]

So vac

Valve anticheat

[teal bramble]

No thats VAG

or

[hot creek]

Heh

[teal bramble]

VW AG

[muted shuttle]

No thats vac

[half compass]

VAGina

[muted shuttle]

Folkswagen

[hot creek]

Vagina

[teal bramble]

Folks

[half compass]

Vagswagen

[half compass]

Folk 😭😭😭😭

[teal bramble]

i hope maxine one day gets a dsg

[half compass]

Folk im crine!

[muted shuttle]

A huh

[teal bramble]

specifically dsg301

[half compass]

I hope she gets a dog too

[hot creek]

Bark bark

[muted shuttle]

What is this

Im slow

[teal bramble]

Direktschaltgetriebe

[teal bramble]

a transmission

[hot creek]

Direktschaltgetriebe

[teal bramble]

direct shift gearbox

Go on

[hot creek]

Snipe

[teal bramble]

this Bloo is so nice

[hot creek]

Chekc your dms there are multiple hurtful slurs

[teal bramble]

❤️

[teal bramble]

oh no

[hot creek]

Maxine not u pookie

[half compass]

@muted shuttle is the british word for cigarette filtered or can i use it within appropriate context

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle yo i found ur clutch

[muted shuttle]

What do you think

[hot creek]

Is the lesbian word filtered

[half compass]

I think that context matters so therefore i should be able to say it.

[teal bramble]

ciggy

[muted shuttle]

If it is used in a proper context (same with the other word for a transmission) then staff wont warn you/will lift a warn (sometimes)

[half compass]

no dick van dyke is a real person

so that’s not possible

[half compass]

oh ok.

[hot creek]

British people reading neko sanctuary must've been like wow they must love cigarettes

[teal bramble]

@jagged turret Look at this bullshit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[hot creek]

Dick van whom?

[jagged turret]

Not even a wet clutch

Ewaste

[teal bramble]

yeah ur right its dry

[hot creek]

Icraze makes my clutch wet

[muted shuttle]

?

[fervent dove]

Ligmetis fry Helper edited a message

im wet

Message ID: 1498500542920523876 · Apr 28, 2026, 1:46 AM

[teal bramble]

what

mods

[jagged turret]

motorcycle wet clutch is peak

[hot creek]

Message logger

[half compass]

check my BIO for hot steamy pussy

[hot creek]

What is a wet clutch

[jagged turret]

I do the 9000 rpm launch

[teal bramble]

a clutch with oil

[hot creek]

check my BIO for hot steamy pussy

[teal bramble]

check my bio 😁

[muted shuttle]

I send my van up to 9k rpm when i get bored

It likes to make funny noises.

[hot creek]

This is why u can't go over 20mph

[teal bramble]

what

an audi r8 redlines at 8.5k rpm

[half compass]

Really ?

[teal bramble]

how do u get to 9k rpm

[muted shuttle]

I dont think my van even has 9k rpm on the tachometer

[muted shuttle]

I was joking

[teal bramble]

fr

[teal bramble]

wow ur so mean.

[dense valve]

it's

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[teal bramble]

happy hannukah

[half compass]

Its actually a lamborghini

Thats why

[hot creek]

happy hannukah

[teal bramble]

ohhhh

[dense valve]

merry christmas

[hot creek]

happy hannukah@muted shuttle

[teal bramble]

thanks

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/am-yisrael-chai-israel-idf-girl-israeli-flag-israeli-people-gif-9955101046756955066

[cinder pebble]

I'm going to presentate about iOS jailbreaking cus they let us use any topic for it

[teal bramble]

I'm going to presentate about iOS jailbreaking cus they let us use any topic for it

[half compass]

I'm going to presentate about iOS jailbreaking cus they let us use any topic for it

[hot creek]

Im doping up my mine rn

[half compass]

this is like asking to be bullied

[hot creek]

Boykisser theme for ios 14

[cinder pebble]

Lmao I guess

[teal bramble]

no bro if u look at opa presenting its like aura farming

[cinder pebble]

But I'm not american 🤷🏽

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1492628444993945862/togif.gif

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn yo

[cinder pebble]

It isn't bad to share interest unless it's something niche

[half compass]

yea but he’s the only one who can do it

[teal bramble]

fr

[dense valve]

I wrote an essay like 2 or 3 years ago for english about ios jailbreaking and right to repair

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Congrats ur mega unemployed now

[compact cobalt]

Windows not really using for manipulating OSX images, compiled in mingw tool for this working unstable and incorrectly

[dense valve]

It's probably in here somewhere

[teal bramble]

thank yiu

[chilly bear]

@ornate latch no life

[ornate latch]

Sorry

[chilly bear]

@half compass my orbit hurts :(

[half compass]

i would rather KILL myself

[teal bramble]

@ornate latch happy hannukah

[dense valve]

U guys talk too much

[velvet zenith]

Windows not really using for manipulating OSX images, compiled in mingw tool for this working unstable and incorrectly

[fervent dove]

kittymaxine

Level Statistics

Level

91

XP

1202720/1211625

Rank

21/533558

[muted shuttle]

interesting

[hot creek]

#public-mod-logs Nooooo stkc

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle happy hannukah

[hot creek]

How rhe fuck

[ornate latch]

how are you member one and only level 61

[hot creek]

Maxine what have you been DOING

[cinder pebble]

Damn

[half compass]

he’s staff

[cinder pebble]

How did it go

[half compass]

so gets it for free

[muted shuttle]

Chatting

[teal bramble]

tight-knit community

[ornate latch]

lame

[dense valve]

Nooka gave it to be because I am genius

[half compass]

he got it when he was member pro

CHEATING the system

[dense valve]

i am not staff

[hot creek]

Stop abusing /give xp

[dense valve]

Hey nooka just gave it to me i did not ask for it

[muted shuttle]

Doesnt exist

[half compass]

loose definition

[dense valve]

But i appreciate it

[muted shuttle]

We cant remove or add xp

[hot creek]

Literally does

/grant xp

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle Geniuses are not staff right

[muted shuttle]

No it doesnt

Chekc gir src

[half compass]

you manipulated xp roles.

[muted shuttle]

Idk maybe

[dense valve]

Ok bro

[half compass]

therefore you are part of the bourgeois

[dense valve]

Die

[teal bramble]

I just checked

[hot creek]

Since when

Since you joined staff?

[muted shuttle]

Since always

[dense valve]

@half compass #1498442711181688897 message

[chilly bear]

then what are they

[compact cobalt]

guys

[dense valve]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[compact cobalt]

can someone kirkify maxine's pfp

[hot creek]

Omg

Omg

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-alert-jason-thomas-nichols-chud-reddit-mod-gif-7213313932205165404

[hot creek]

Yes

[dense valve]

Whatever is below staff

[teal bramble]

Possible to brute force? Like put in all possible codes. I heard that if you can try to guess the passcode through settings if you try to reset ur iPhone or smth. But I also saw a post where someone ran a program putting in every single code and that Apple had put in a system to stop brute force. Apple would still let u try and guess but after a certain amount of attempts, even tho it’s right, it will be marked wrong. So uh does guessing all codes through the settings work on iOS 18.6.2

[ornate latch]

Claude bruteforce into my iphone

[hot creek]

Ewww now i have this gay ass picture on my phone

[teal bramble]

maxi ne picture

[dense valve]

Is it a picture of maxine

[teal bramble]

great minds think alike

[half compass]

balls ack

[muted shuttle]

I LOVE WINDOW SHOPPING

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Yo

[ornate latch]

no wonder you're both morons

[muted shuttle]

Huh

[teal bramble]

Truck

[muted shuttle]

What about it

[ornate latch]

he's gonna run you over with that truck

tomorrow

[teal bramble]

6:34 pm

sharp

no more no less

14th second actually

say ur final prayers

[ornate latch]

of course the guy who lives in germany is on time

[dense valve]

Alright buddy

[half compass]

i wish i got ran over by a truck 🤤

[teal bramble]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[half compass]

that would be so hot

[jagged turret]

Such low rpm

[teal bramble]

@jagged turret Whats normal idle for motor cycle

[fading leaf]

The grok ai jailbreak is crazy it is doing the most crazy things and it didn’t refuse once

[half compass]

german or autistic

[teal bramble]

The grok ai jailbreak is crazy it is doing the most crazy things and it didn’t refuse once

[half compass]

which one is he

[ornate latch]

both

[velvet zenith]

The grok ai jailbreak is crazy it is doing the most crazy things and it didn’t refuse once

[jagged turret]

Probably around 1000-2000

[fading leaf]

Yes

[cinder pebble]

The grok ai jailbreak is crazy it is doing the most crazy things and it didn’t refuse once

[teal bramble]

I didn’t ask?

[dense valve]

The grok ai jailbreak is crazy it is doing the most crazy things and it didn’t refuse once

[jagged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/sheep-gif-4520105

[half compass]

The grok ai jailbreak is crazy it is doing the most crazy things and it didn’t refuse once

[teal bramble]

😭

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1386732084545978478/1400942603154755656/Do_it.gif

[ornate latch]

Freak

[fading leaf]

lol

[teal bramble]

chew my balls

[ornate latch]

On my way!

[fading leaf]

I’m not doing that ai nude stuff I’m using it to write me code

[half compass]

????

[teal bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/update-delayed-lebron-block-update-block-lebron-lebron-james-block-update-releasing-3-2-1-gif-1010810542145176969

[half compass]

Son

[teal bramble]

voidai

I’m not doing that ai nude stuff I’m using it to write me code

[half compass]

Beta

Bhai

Im crine

[ornate latch]

this is every foidai user after the claude rp block

[muted shuttle]

Dont tell acatto i rp with claude

[ornate latch]

Banned

[muted shuttle]

I told u dont tell him

He wont know

[half compass]

We already know u a freak

[ornate latch]

i have db access

[teal bramble]

Im checking the webhooks.

[fading leaf]

Claude banned me for no reason

[muted shuttle]

The what

[fading leaf]

The ChatGPT jailbreak sucks

[muted shuttle]

Can u see all prompts

[ornate latch]

Ur files

The maxine files

[teal bramble]

no

[hot creek]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

What does this show

[ornate latch]

yes

[muted shuttle]

I'm genuinely curious

[teal bramble]

dms

[hot creek]

Why not linux shopping

[half compass]

the ones filtered by ai

[fading leaf]

I usually used the Google Gemini one

[hot creek]

Well well well

@muted shuttle

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Yo wtf is editedfile doing

[half compass]

what do u think

[muted shuttle]

Why do you have my pfp

Freak

[fading leaf]

Why yall call anyone who uses grok a freak

[hot creek]

Kirkifying

[fading leaf]

I don’t use it for gooning

[muted shuttle]

Weirdo

[hot creek]

Weirdso

[dense valve]

Snipe

Snipe

Snipeee

[teal bramble]

he gooning with the opus bruh

[half compass]

i downloaded mineeks voice message

[teal bramble]

@zenith garnet weirdo

[hot creek]

What's wrong about kirk

[half compass]

ill use it later

cant wait to do it!

[dense valve]

Kirk

[teal bramble]

What

[half compass]

Holy shit i still have bro added

[teal bramble]

User issue

[teal bramble]

Peter adams

[half compass]

Couse

[teal bramble]

cos

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1401440763329515533/1405852892476211230/togif-1.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1272231434290987098/1419771131493220373/caption.gif

ok gn

[fading leaf]

Anyone have a Chatgpt jailbreak

And I know this server is for iOS btw

[teal bramble]

Yeah

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Son

[half compass]

A cosine equation typically refers to the trigonometric function
𝑦

=
𝐴

c
o
s

(

𝐵

(

𝑥

−
𝐷

)

)

𝐶
(used for modeling waves) or the Law of Cosines (
𝑐
2

=
𝑎
2

𝑏
2

−
2
𝑎
𝑏

c
o
s

(

𝐶

)
), used for solving triangles.

[ornate latch]

bro gooning with claude code

[half compass]

Thanks gemini

[zenith garnet]

stop exposing me

[fading leaf]

I get the jailbreaks for ai on Reddit

[hot creek]

Dear Maxine,

I am writing to formally extend my most sincere and unreserved apologies for my recent conduct pertaining to your profile picture, which fell egregiously short of the standards of decorum expected within our esteemed friendship. Upon thorough reflection, I recognize that my actions constituted a profound lapse in judgment and a regrettable breach of the mutual respect we have heretofore cultivated. Please be assured that I am undertaking immediate and decisive measures to ensure such an incident shall not recur under any circumstances. I remain, with utmost contrition, hopeful that you will, in due course, find it within yourself to extend your gracious forgiveness.

Sincerely,
Classy Car

[muted shuttle]

What

[simple drift]

dear god

[ornate latch]

Written with foidai

[hot creek]

Reading comprehension

[teal bramble]

sorry

[simple drift]

@teal bramble whitename blue

[hot creek]

How do u know

[teal bramble]

hiii

[half compass]

Insha Allah

[simple drift]

we're doomed

[ornate latch]

Big brother is watching you

[simple drift]

wait what level ami

[hot creek]

Pink

[half compass]

67

[simple drift]

almost

[ornate latch]

level 67

[hot creek]

Im level 78

[ornate latch]

wtf

[simple drift]

!t xp

[fervent dove]

xp

(/xp to check your level)

level 15 - member plus
level 30 - member pro
level 50 - member edition
level 75 - member one
level 100 - member ultra

Added by sahmoee | Used 493 times · Feb 14, 2024, 3:50 AM

[simple drift]

ok

im drunk again

[half compass]

Will i get member ultra by the end of the year

[teal bramble]

Soixante sept

[half compass]

Lock in your guesses

[simple drift]

what level are you

[hot creek]

On fent?

[half compass]

87

[simple drift]

ehhhhh

idk

maybe

[teal bramble]

ull get a job by the end of the year

[hot creek]

67

[teal bramble]

six sept

[chilly bear]

please don't interact with me ever anymore.

i hate you.

[simple drift]

youll probably get banned first

[simple drift]

oh.

[teal bramble]

oh.

[hot creek]

Pussy in biography

[half compass]

i hope your girlfriend leaves you for 7x7=49

[teal bramble]

wtf whys it cute

[simple drift]

pleep

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492748264049475734/togif.gif

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Vagina in my about me section

[simple drift]

@teal bramble Vagina in my about me section

[teal bramble]

genuinely asked her if she finds 7x7=49 attractive and she said idk

🫩

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[simple drift]

what

[ornate latch]

i hope you die

[simple drift]

what is this reference

[muted shuttle]

website asks for birthday

[simple drift]

im so confused

[muted shuttle]

i put birthday in

[simple drift]

hi maxine

what

[teal bramble]

7x7=49

[muted shuttle]

website puts january 10th as birthday

[simple drift]

ok

?

[muted shuttle]

useful

why it do this

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[ornate latch]

kate not tapped into the new brainrot

[simple drift]

im not

[muted shuttle]

i had to set it to january 12th

[simple drift]

i havent been doomscrolling

[muted shuttle]

for it to set to january 11th

[hot creek]

I hate being anthropic because oled screens look weird

[muted shuttle]

useless

[simple drift]

ive been wallowing in my depression instead this week mainly

[hot creek]

Astigmatic*

[simple drift]

and drinking

[half compass]

Genuinely saw people saying 9x9=81 would be a controlling boyfriend

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRbEvu2p/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Mason🏀🏈 (@mas0n0679)

❤️ 1.1M 💬 11.6K 🔁 256.6K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Apr 2, 2026, 2:24 PM

[half compass]

We are all doomed

[hot creek]

Alcoholism is the best :D

[simple drift]

ive gotten drunk 4 different nightds in the last week

[hot creek]

Start gambling

[simple drift]

i lowk might have a problem

chat is that bad

[half compass]

start making music

[brazen oracle]

Is Apollo with JeffreyCA’s custom API tweak incredibly slow to load posts for anyone else too? couldn’t find any info on this not sure if it’s just on my side

[simple drift]

i can’t

for the life of me

[half compass]

Why

[teal bramble]

@half compass How do u feel about 8x8=64

[simple drift]

i have just no motivation

[half compass]

what

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble You will perish on july 15 and meet tung god

[simple drift]

[teal bramble]

he’s with tung now

[half compass]

Tung tung tung tung tung tung

[chilly bear]

stack 64

[simple drift]

finna hop on antipsychotics

ssris useless

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble How do you feel about &

[muted shuttle]

nissan leaf

[chilly bear]

hop on psychedelics

[teal bramble]

hm?

[half compass]

I want him to fuck me

Yes daddy

Please FUCK me good!

[teal bramble]

What is wrong with you

[ornate latch]

Ok

[half compass]

i lost it

[chilly bear]

ok thats a bit much

you're weird

[teal bramble]

Valea Prahovei

[half compass]

doesn’t exist

[muted shuttle]

AutoMod
OFFICIAL
has blocked a message in
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Aaronp613
Holyyyy she's naked in cam

[desert cairn]

pov gay people

[half compass]

never has existed

[desert cairn]

AutoMod
OFFICIAL
has blocked a message in
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Aaronp613
Holyyyy she's naked in cam

[teal bramble]

@ornate latch

[half compass]

AutoMod
OFFICIAL
has blocked a message in
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— 9:06 PM
Aaronp613
Holyyyy she's naked in cam

[simple drift]

what is wrong with you why are you blue

[teal bramble]

AutoMod
OFFICIAL
has blocked a message in
⁠jailbreak
— 9:06 PM
Aaronp613
Holyyyy she's naked in cam

[simple drift]

acatto being member one reference

[teal bramble]

mods

snipe

[teal bramble]

Hi kate

[simple drift]

AutoMod
OFFICIAL
has blocked a message in
⁠jailbreak
— 9:06 PM
Aaronp613
Holyyyy she's naked in cam

[simple drift]

hi

[half compass]

Why would aaron p 613 say this

[teal bramble]

Hi kate

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday

@desert cairn Keto down

[simple drift]

hi acatto

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Keto down

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday

[simple drift]

@desert cairn Keto down

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn Keto down

[simple drift]

@desert cairn Keto down

@desert cairn Keto down