general

[coarse ginkgo]

i truly need m2 max

[balmy loom]

bro wants to see my birth certificate

[gilded rapids]

shit I’m at work rn

[main timber]

being unemployed is the #1 goal in life

[gilded rapids]

Ain’t doing shit tho lol

[half compass]

i don't need to

[main timber]

there is no shame in saying that you are unemployed

[half compass]

i automatically know it's a lie

[chilly bear]

you could've said it in a nicer way, maybe a little head too...

[balmy loom]

very hard

[coarse ginkgo]

if you have a few mil in bank by then, yes

[balmy loom]

arogant

[gilded rapids]

u believe I was born in 2002

🫩

[coarse ginkgo]

🫩

[balmy loom]

im getting major jeff winger from community vibes from bro

[half compass]

unc

i was born in 1956

[coarse ginkgo]

unc

[chilly bear]

who the hell is jeff swinger

[gilded rapids]

my dad was born in 1951

🥀

[balmy loom]

bro is 2 years younger than my dad

[half compass]

your dad is 26 and you're 20?

[supple bobcat]

Must suck to have had a dead end tech job only to be fired for being useless

[balmy loom]

arogant guy from community

[coarse ginkgo]

you should ping @ruby copper, @desert cairn and @velvet zenith to ask them about a new jailbreak

[gilded rapids]

Dad 1951
Mom 1959
Sister 1 1982
Brother 1 1986
Sister 2 1989
Me 2002

🥀

[coarse ginkgo]

oh and @polar python too

[half compass]

what

[chilly bear]

you probably

cuz u were born in 1956

[balmy loom]

am i the only one feeling a lil threatend by bro

[half compass]

@balmy loom what's your actual age

[chilly bear]

and blazey said his dad

so it's probably you

i think

[balmy loom]

19

[gilded rapids]

my dad prob gonna die in the next few years

[balmy loom]

my birthday in june

[gilded rapids]

sad reality 😔

[chilly bear]

ewww

imagine having a birthday later in the year

[balmy loom]

hey dont diss on june

[half compass]

so your dad is 26

and you're 19

your dad had you at 7

[balmy loom]

my dad is in hospital 50’s

[half compass]

but you said your dad is 2 years older than blaze

[glacial valve]

can't relate too

[chilly bear]

than u bru

[balmy loom]

becouse you said you were born in 1960 sommthing

[supple bobcat]

ohhhhhh he worked at apple which means he's probably here as damage control to keep people from actually jailbreaking. Makes sense now

[chilly bear]

that would be 68

dawg googled Bruce Sewell im DEAD

[balmy loom]

this is what i hate about people (humans)

[half compass]

bro literally googled bruce sewell

there's NO way

you really are stupid

[ionic palm]

You can’t jailbreak 17.5.1?

[half compass]

no

check back in a few years

then maybe

or maybe not

[supple bobcat]

ok so you're also a lier, nice

[half compass]

lier

[balmy loom]

thats kinda sad ngl

[chilly bear]

it's dutch

[balmy loom]

omg i also know dutch

[supple bobcat]

glad you're being honest

[balmy loom]

hoii hoe gaat het

[gilded rapids]

Stop arguing shut up and kiss already

[half compass]

LIER bro lIER

[gilded rapids]

I can feel the love tension 🥀

[half compass]

fucking lier

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper translate.

wait are u calling me a hoe??

[half compass]

you read too many fan fics

[chilly bear]

just cuz i do of???

[half compass]

enemies to lovers never happens

[balmy loom]

LMAI WHATATTA

[half compass]

literally

[supple bobcat]

why are you so threated. You're the one lying about who you are

[ruby copper]

Hello how are you

[chilly bear]

im good wbu

[ruby copper]

No

[chilly bear]

did you study

[half compass]

bro omg

[ruby copper]

No

[half compass]

you're such a moron

i love it

[chilly bear]

[balmy loom]

i think this place is perfect for people who like to be treated badly

[ruby copper]

@half compass @chilly bear Joooooo

[half compass]

eyhtas]

[half compass]

wtf is joooooo

[balmy loom]

jo is dutch for hi

[gilded rapids]

I mean the majority of users are angsty teenagers

[chilly bear]

joost klein

[ornate latch]

specially @half compass he has a kink on this

[gilded rapids]

🫩

[balmy loom]

im scared

[supple bobcat]

Right off the gate everyone seems to just be wasting each others time instead of being helpful

[half compass]

buddy

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/joost-joost-klein-emuhlo-picmix-gif-3536086897040841574

[half compass]

you cant fucking jailbreak

please

UNDERSTAND that

how hard is it

[ornate latch]

why are you wasting your time with whitenames

[ruby copper]

@ornate latch @chilly bear @half compass er komt binnenkort een macOS native memedit2 versie aan..

[coarse ginkgo]

emoji_2 ahh

@ornate latch @chilly bear @half compass er komt binnenkort een macOS native memedit2 versie aan..

[ruby copper]

Ja

Precies

[ornate latch]

@ornate latch @chilly bear @half compass er komt binnenkort een macOS native memedit2 versie aan..

[ruby copper]

Jop

[half compass]

poopensharten

[balmy loom]

some people are like very atached to their devices (me too)

[ruby copper]

Addict

[chilly bear]

ga je memedit2 naar alles porten

[balmy loom]

hey dont read my emojis

[chilly bear]

sorry i cheated apple translate

[ruby copper]

Misschien. Misschien maak ik een switch versie

[half compass]

@ornate latch zexush reference

[chilly bear]

[half compass]

@teal bramble is he still one idk the lore at all

[ruby copper]

You can't do spoilers

What did bro say

[chilly bear]

how

[balmy loom]

i dont know im not a therapist

i dont get paid 25 euros an hour to help people

[half compass]

i love wasting my time

[balmy loom]

why

[chilly bear]

i don't even use my devices

[ruby copper]

this is so fake

ur here like 24/7

[balmy loom]

acc i shouldnt be asking i doomscroll tik tok many many hours a day

[chilly bear]

google neuralink

[ruby copper]

neuralink is een bedrijf van elon musk dat brain-computer interfaces (BCIs) ontwikkelt — basically een chip die in je hersenen wordt geïmplanteerd zodat je met je gedachten apparaten kunt aansturen. wild spul.

Ew

I don't want elon musk ware in my brain

[half compass]

dutch uses "ï"????

i thought only ukrainian did

bro im serious

dont fr me

[balmy loom]

for weel?

[teal bramble]

no

never even was

[half compass]

wtf do you mean

didnt you tell me you spent 8 hours in a vc with him

getting him off of opioids

[ruby copper]

its basically when you say like ge-i so like geemigreerd is like emigrated but you dont say geemigreerd you say geëmigreerd cuz the second e is the one where the pronounciation has focus on if that makes sense

[chilly bear]

no cuz he overdosed and died and therefore can't be addicted anymore

[teal bramble]

once

that does not mean he is an addict

[half compass]

[half compass]

oh

i thik i get it

[ruby copper]

its like ge-E-migreerd

[simple drift]

ok what

[simple drift]

why is this actually good

[ruby copper]

if you would not put those things there you say geemigreerd as in gee as in gaymigreerd

[simple drift]

im pissed that this is actually good

[half compass]

"ee" without ë becomes "ay"?

[ruby copper]

No

[half compass]

like ay as you would pronounce ay in english

[ruby copper]

But I don't even think the "ee" sound exists in english

As we say it in dutch

at least

[teal bramble]

geey

[half compass]

isn't it just a longer i

[ruby copper]

No

[half compass]

wait i have to do my research

sorry

[chilly bear]

gay migreerd

[half compass]

@ruby copper is ee the open front unrounded vowel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Open_front_unrounded_vowel.ogg

like this

[chilly bear]

heh amy hreerd

[ruby copper]

idk how else to explain it

learn dutch guys its worth it

[chilly bear]

im saving this for later.

[ruby copper]

Why

[half compass]

i did not understand a single word

from this

[ruby copper]

ts guy

[chilly bear]

so it splits them

the second e is pronounced differently

[obtuse ruin]

ohh right

so like

[chilly bear]

when the thingy is there

[obtuse ruin]

buy rune buy nexus buy scrobbit buy sleepsaver2

[chilly bear]

but when it isn't

[ruby copper]

"its like if u dont put those things there it's 'geemigreerd' whilst if u do put those things there its 'geëmigreerd' and 'geëmigreerd' is the proper one"

[ashen basin]

Hee hee

[chilly bear]

they're both the same

[ruby copper]

its still different tho

[half compass]

ok now it makes more sense

[balmy loom]

i hear dutch accent

[ashen basin]

I know I just wanted to say it

[ruby copper]

Yeah no shit 😭

[half compass]

wait ok i get it now

dutch phonology is weird

[chilly bear]

it's fake he's american

[ruby copper]

my accent is almost as bad as mark rutte

[balmy loom]

dang i tought he was german

[gilded rapids]

I am from Romania

[ruby copper]

Ok

[ashen basin]

No ur homosexual

[half compass]

yea i dont think that sound exists in english @ruby copper

[ruby copper]

fr

[ashen basin]

I don’t think any of the sounds you made exists in English tbh

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[ashen basin]

It’s okay

[ruby copper]

Thanks

[untold helm]

training a ai voice on this, thanks!

[half compass]

dutch accents are hot so its ok

[ruby copper]

For what

[balmy loom]

huh?

[ashen basin]

what

[coarse ginkgo]

ts does not sound like a proper language

its like you got something stuck in your throat

[gilded rapids]

I hate gay people

[coarse ginkgo]

hey @muted shuttle

[ruby copper]

im literally speaking english for 80% of it

[gilded rapids]

I go to god for answers

[coarse ginkgo]

homophobia

[gilded rapids]

yes I am homophobic

[coarse ginkgo]

the remaining 20% is eough

[balmy loom]

yeah exactly and i can understand it

[gilded rapids]

but I am also dating a man

🫩

[balmy loom]

nice

[half compass]

i lowkey didnt understand what you were saying at first

[velvet zenith]

Whats with gay men being homophobic

[coarse ginkgo]

did i not tell you to stay quiet about our secret relationship ?

[gilded rapids]

I’m not being serious 😭

Huh 🫩

[half compass]

im gay and homophobic

[coarse ginkgo]

im happy for you or sorry that happened

[gilded rapids]

me and bf a power couple tho lmao

[teal bramble]

i thought mineek had a twink voice wtf

[coarse ginkgo]

its his dad

[ruby copper]

ts guy

No it's not

[teal bramble]

probably

[coarse ginkgo]

it is

[ruby copper]

Finally

Damn

[half compass]

why do you assume everybody other than you sounds like a prepubescent 10 year old

[copper tendon]

Mineek has a father?

[gilded rapids]

😭

[half compass]

miners

[teal bramble]

because mineek is a twink

[copper tendon]

Fucking autocorrect

[chilly bear]

hi

[ruby copper]

I am not

What is a twink even

[coarse ginkgo]

mineek reacted to his own emoji

[coarse ginkgo]

you

[half compass]

why do you love throwing that word around so much

[coarse ginkgo]

you is a twink

[balmy loom]

femboy premium

[teal bramble]

maxine people

[half compass]

i dont get it

[ruby copper]

in gaming/mmo context, a twink is a low-level character that's been decked out with the best possible gear (usually funded by a higher-level main character) to dominate in pvp or level brackets.

[teal bramble]

its peak vocabulary

[ashen basin]

Someone has to

[coarse ginkgo]

in gaming/mmo context, a twink is a low-level character that's been decked out with the best possible gear (usually funded by a higher-level main character) to dominate in pvp or level brackets.

[half compass]

porn term for a gay skinny person

[coarse ginkgo]

ts is NOT gaming dawg 😭

[gilded rapids]

@ashen basin it wasn’t until my current bf I realized how gay I am for this man

[teal bramble]

in gaming/mmo context, a twink is a low-level character that's been decked out with the best possible gear (usually funded by a higher-level main character) to dominate in pvp or level brackets.

[half compass]

with a feminine voice

and shit

[ruby copper]

Why is acatto thinking about me in porn terms

[gilded rapids]

I love him 🤪

[half compass]

its not really a porn term

its like

sort of

[balmy loom]

yeah wild

[ruby copper]

Why did u say it was then

[half compass]

a gay porn term

he really likes the word twink

idk

[ashen basin]

Jesus Christ this message made me fr homophobic

[half compass]

i dont blame him

[ruby copper]

twinks pmo

[teal bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/the-weeknd-tongue-concert-gif-16825442362122830957

[ashen basin]

Jkjk I’m happy for you

[half compass]

same

[coarse ginkgo]

?

[half compass]

lowkey

[ruby copper]

Freak

[balmy loom]

dang waarom

[gilded rapids]

wait is the convo now about porn

[coarse ginkgo]

[gilded rapids]

bruh

[ashen basin]

Wait let’s goooo

[ruby copper]

idk im just shitposting

[teal bramble]

travis scott reference

[ruby copper]

acattos fault

[coarse ginkgo]

hi just shitposting

[versed sun]

What kind of scam even is this?

[teal bramble]

wtf :(

[half compass]

acatto is the type of guy to call a 50 year old woman "mature" instead of old

[versed sun]

Second time I’ve got this

[half compass]

lowkey

[teal bramble]

Whats wrong with saying this

[versed sun]

Different numbers

[coarse ginkgo]

trying to get you to send money over before the discount ends

[half compass]

you watch too much PORN

[coarse ginkgo]

most likely

[gilded rapids]

I love him so much I love the warm I get when I stare into his eyes

8 minths soon

[teal bramble]

what

[gilded rapids]

fuck shoot me pls

[teal bramble]

u dont call old people mature???

[half compass]

NO

[simple drift]

why the FUCK is this server this actuve

[half compass]

what is wrong with you

[ashen basin]

LMAOOO

[balmy loom]

we call em uncs

[versed sun]

Gonna call them saying they called last week for the same thing

[coarse ginkgo]

twinks and femboys

[versed sun]

And say I paid

[coarse ginkgo]

fr

[teal bramble]

That’s what i mean bruh

[simple drift]

so @half compass and @half compass

hi xrt

!

[ruby copper]

I sent a voice message and acatto told me he thought I was a twink but I am not as proven by my voice message and now acatto is gooning out over twinks

[coarse ginkgo]

pretty much

[gilded rapids]

90% of the server is actually part of the LGBT community 🥀

[half compass]

Hi!

[coarse ginkgo]

meoowwwwwwww :3

[teal bramble]

Check dms

[ruby copper]

Ok

[balmy loom]

i myseld am t

[gilded rapids]

who here is actually just straight

[balmy loom]

[half compass]

nobody

acatto is in severe denial

[half compass]

so is everybody else here

[ashen basin]

I need to find a new freaky tweet for my status

[half compass]

nobody here is straight.

[balmy loom]

nobody?

[ruby copper]

I'm straight

[coarse ginkgo]

hi straight

[ruby copper]

Hello

[coarse ginkgo]

Ok

[half compass]

i think youre the type of person to like femboys

idk tho

[coarse ginkgo]

he does

[half compass]

might need more research

[balmy loom]

hi straight hoe was je dag met koningsdag

[ruby copper]

nope I only like women

[coarse ginkgo]

false

[untold helm]

thats what nebby said

[ruby copper]

Ik heb een lekkere tompoes gegeten

oranje tompoes

[coarse ginkgo]

ts is not a real language

[half compass]

orange tomatoes?

[ruby copper]

No

[coarse ginkgo]

yea yea orange tampons mf

[ruby copper]

Tompouse

[balmy loom]

very nice very nice

[teal bramble]

I ate yummy tomatoes.

[ruby copper]

No

[simple drift]

i have mineek coughing audio

[teal bramble]

Wtf is tompoes

[simple drift]

$50

[ruby copper]

Tomatoe is tomaat

[gilded rapids]

Here you go everyone

[coarse ginkgo]

tomatoe

[teal bramble]

what is tompoes

[coarse ginkgo]

😭

[balmy loom]

tomaat

[gilded rapids]

@ashen basin

[half compass]

so it's tampons

[gilded rapids]

https://strawpoll.com/40Zm4p2NMga

[half compass]

not tomatoes

[gilded rapids]

🥀

[half compass]

VPN user voting is not allowed.

[teal bramble]

ohhhh

[ruby copper]

@half compass
Your message contained a word you aren't allowed to say in r/Jailbreak. This could be either hate speech or the name of a piracy tool/source. Please refrain from saying it!
Repeatedly triggering the filter will automatically result in a mute.

[coarse ginkgo]

literally just voted with a vpn on

[half compass]

ok sorry ill tap in

[coarse ginkgo]

based

[gilded rapids]

wild

[coarse ginkgo]

the tallinn server is lowk overloaded all the time

[half compass]

yay it worked

who tf voted bi

[coarse ginkgo]

mineek

[teal bramble]

u

[ruby copper]

Wtf

I didnt see the poll

Let me vote

Vote successful
Thank you for participating in this poll. Your vote has been counted.

[half compass]

who voted bi bro

[gilded rapids]

bruh

[ruby copper]

they know what you are

[half compass]

broooo who voted bi

[ruby copper]

im doing the gay test

[coarse ginkgo]

word

[gilded rapids]

idk it won’t say

[half compass]

what

[ashen basin]

Was not me

[ruby copper]

THE ULTIMATE HOW GAY ARE YOU? TEST
Take the legendary and ultimate gay test to find out exactly how gay you are. In percentages.

[compact cobalt]

i wonder

[chilly bear]

pls send.

i must know.

[half compass]

was it you

[ruby copper]

How does this make me gay or not gay

[gilded rapids]

these votes are giving buzzfeed 2014

[compact cobalt]

yes lol

[half compass]

you have to fit the stereotypes

otherwise you arent a true gay

a true homosexual

[gilded rapids]

I guess A

[coarse ginkgo]

t

[ashen basin]

Gay

[coarse ginkgo]

ttttt

ffs

[gilded rapids]

@ashen basin when did you realize u were gay

[half compass]

me and da girlz catching print

[gilded rapids]

lmao

[half compass]

9% is enough

it all makes sense now

[ruby copper]

[ashen basin]

Never? I don’t do that shit sorry

nah idk

[gilded rapids]

good answer

I hooked up with my first roommate in college 🥀

[ashen basin]

You found out in college????

[coarse ginkgo]

inb4 people start getting warned for homophobia

[gilded rapids]

I guess I had a feeling before but I never acted upon it

[ruby copper]

@ashen basin Do your parents know you're gay

[ashen basin]

Fair

[gilded rapids]

still bi stuff

[ashen basin]

Yes lol

[gilded rapids]

during the frat stuff I was whoring around both sides

[ruby copper]

Wait so r u actually gay or not

[gilded rapids]

it was fun

[ruby copper]

I can't keep track

[gilded rapids]

I’m bi

[ashen basin]

I’m bi

[ruby copper]

Ohhhhh

[ashen basin]

Ok chill

[gilded rapids]

but I guess gay now cause I’m with this man and I love so him so much

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper when did you realize u were a chud

[coarse ginkgo]

I need to smoke that M2 Max pack

[ruby copper]

I still don't really know what a chud means

So I think never

[coarse ginkgo]

were all chuds

[versed sun]

I regret selling these

Didn’t sell or do anything with the amd

[coarse ginkgo]

i dont think putting an intel cpu inside an iphone will work

[ruby copper]

bro got the quadruple cpu iphone

[coarse ginkgo]

but u do u

[versed sun]

My phone is gonna outperform yours

[thick tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chud-ted-ted-show-what's-a-chud-what-is-a-chud-gif-7762211740858613539

[versed sun]

Somehow it did?

[gilded rapids]

The more I think about it was a pretty crazy thing to happen

Yeah I hookuped with my first college roommate 🥀

[versed sun]

Regret selling them because I still use a 9700k

Only sold them because I didn’t have mobo for them

[coarse ginkgo]

i need an AM4 board

and like

now

[ashen basin]

Wild

[versed sun]

And wanted other stuff at the time

[velvet zenith]

wanna buy my pc

[gilded rapids]

@thick tapir Are you alive

[versed sun]

Actually probably didn’t get them because I needed new ram?

[coarse ginkgo]

i was in a relationship with my college classmate, both the best and worst decision of my life

[velvet zenith]

Idk how id get it to latvia

[versed sun]

But ram wasn’t expensive in 2025

[gilded rapids]

real

[half compass]

was he a guy

[coarse ginkgo]

good: traveled literally half of europe

bad: shes delusional as fuck and i somehow kept up with her bullshit for 2.5 years

[half compass]

oh.

it's not a guy

[coarse ginkgo]

no, im straight

always have been, most likely always will be

[gilded rapids]

god I love this man so much it’s so cringe

🫩

[half compass]

yea we're gonna have to behead you for that

being straight isnt allowed here

[coarse ginkgo]

copium

[chilly bear]

but

but im straight

[coarse ginkgo]

+🫩

fuck, that doesnt work

[half compass]

straight as a dog's hind leg maybe

[coarse ginkgo]

ok that works

[velvet zenith]

@limber temple @real cobalt @teal bramble @wheat glacier This glaive guy has to stop posting snippets

[chilly bear]

❌

[ruby copper]

glaive pmo

[half compass]

same

[coarse ginkgo]

@limber temple @real cobalt @teal bramble @wheat glacier This glaive guy has to stop posting snippets

[ornate latch]

This shadow guy has to stop posting

[ruby copper]

Lol

[half compass]

Haha

[ornate latch]

what a bum

[velvet zenith]

@coarse ginkgo Lol

[versed sun]

Did mee6 fell off?

[ruby copper]

@coarse ginkgo Lmao 🤣

[half compass]

sorry guys

ill miss you

[versed sun]

Barely see it used anymore

[half compass]

@limber temple @real cobalt @teal bramble @wheat glacier This glaive guy has to stop posting snippets

[ruby copper]

[ornate latch]

thank GOD

hated this xrt guy

[velvet zenith]

He will be back in 4 minutes

[ashen basin]

We gotta party for 2 weeks

[ruby copper]

Why is everyone so stupid in rjb

[ashen basin]

the water

[chilly bear]

ikr

[ornate latch]

that includes you btw

[ruby copper]

Yes

[ornate latch]

@spark gale Can we keep xrt muted for 2 weeks

Plz

[chilly bear]

pls unmute my best friend xrt.

[obtuse ruin]

@coarse ginkgo

[velvet zenith]

@coarse ginkgo :joegoofy:

[chilly bear]

free xrt like free wifi

[velvet imp]

perhaps extend it indefinitely?

[ornate latch]

Yeah just ban him lowk

[chilly bear]

u guys

are so mean

[velvet imp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1275183772773388379/IMG_6453.gif

[versed sun]

I feel like remember a user with that name here

[chilly bear]

probably thinking of @teal pulsar

[ornate latch]

are we deadass

[versed sun]

Had more levels then that

[ornate latch]

are you so mentally challenged you can't comprehend @half compass is xrt

[chilly bear]

there's an extra 3zy though

[ashen basin]

Who

[chilly bear]

this one only has i

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[coarse ginkgo]

Ok

[half compass]

Same

[coarse ginkgo]

dont unmute xrt

[half compass]

hated that guy

he was a bum

[coarse ginkgo]

fuck

[ornate latch]

@versed sun

[ashen basin]

Ikr

[half compass]

no

[ornate latch]

Shouldve kept both muted

[half compass]

im mrt

im xrts evil twin

[ornate latch]

evil twink

[chilly bear]

so m is the opposite of x

[coarse ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiergod-gif-599692551302742080

[chilly bear]

what does it mean

[ashen basin]

Where is hrt

[muted shuttle]

In me

[chilly bear]

moderately r twink
xtra r twink

[ornate latch]

Inside maxine

[half compass]

died in a car crash

10 years ago

[ashen basin]

True

[half compass]

I have a rap sheet now

Armed and dangerous

[chilly bear]

wow you are evil

[ashen basin]

😭

[teal bramble]

no

[velvet zenith]

Im not trying to hear half the album in snippets

[teal bramble]

u have more but we don’t talk about it

[velvet zenith]

Ok

i have 27 cases idk how

[teal bramble]

i do

[velvet imp]

pinkie sticker..

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[velvet imp]

kiddinggg

[muted shuttle]

paws at u

sorry

[velvet imp]

let's take this to dms kitten

[half compass]

yea

[muted shuttle]

[ashen basin]

Wow

[half compass]

its forbidden

[ember saffron]

https://www.macrumors.com/2026/04/27/app-store-monthly-subscriptions-12-month-commitment/

[chilly bear]

how do i remove all my cases

pls speed

[teal bramble]

phone bill on ios

[chilly bear]

⚠️ Case #34194
Points: 100
Reason: dangerous advice
Moderator: nooka
Warned on: Sunday, December 22, 2024 at 1:30 PM (a year ago)

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-yikes-flight-meme-gif-12822158462297009384

[ember saffron]

Basically paying monthly for a yearly subscription

[teal bramble]

⚠️

[teal bramble]

that’s what contracts are

[ember saffron]

Ye

[teal bramble]

or installments

[ashen basin]

Lmaooo wtf

Shit is dumb

But sure whatever

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/warning-sign-warning-gif-26935395

Dangerous

[ember saffron]

It is cheaper but your locked in

[teal bramble]

nuke the nand

[chilly bear]

can't believe that happened

[teal bramble]

⚠️

[chilly bear]

cuz dleovl lied to me

[ember saffron]

Even if u cancel u still have to pay

[half compass]

It wasn’t even dangerous

such bullshit

why did u even get warned

[teal bramble]

mineek said it wasn’t

[chilly bear]

i didn't hallucinate it or anything it was dleovl

[half compass]

u didn’t even say shit

[teal bramble]

i don’t know

lol

[chilly bear]

he did

he was like

just do it already

[teal bramble]

no i wasn’t

what

[chilly bear]

u so were

[half compass]

nuking your nand is literally safe

[chilly bear]

i have that thread tattooed on my thighs

[half compass]

fdr:

[teal bramble]

me xrt and mineek came to the conclusion that nuking the nand was safe because everything on that device was gone anyway

[half compass]

mineek didn’t say anything

i think

[teal bramble]

yes he did

he confirmed post thread that it was safe

[chilly bear]

no mineek was sleeping

[rich fulcrum]

@chilly bear

[chilly bear]

no

no

no

[ashen basin]

buying torbox was such an amazing idea lmaooooo wtf

[rich fulcrum]

bro

[chilly bear]

NO

[ashen basin]

They’ve given me 100 extra days than what I’ve paid for now 😭

[rich fulcrum]

are we serious gng

[half compass]

@teal bramble

fr

[untold helm]

tf is torbox?

as in the dark web tor

[half compass]

Oh

Yea

That

[ashen basin]

Debrid service

[half compass]

https://discord.com/channels/349243932447604736/1318714322658005082 this is the thread sob

[teal bramble]

itwas in dms or somethingprov

[versed sun]

I don’t even know most or any of the users in this server

[teal bramble]

dementia

[chilly bear]

no

too young

brain not fully developed

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/am-yisrael-chai-israel-idf-girl-israeli-flag-israeli-people-gif-9955101046756955066

[chilly bear]

what does it say

[ember saffron]

What the fuck

[half compass]

Am yisrael chai

[rich fulcrum]

How to fucking add this https://github.com/opa334/Dopamine/compare/2.x...wumbomumbo:Cheapamine:2.x to https://github.com/opa334/Dopamine/

[ember saffron]

Iran please bomb me

[chilly bear]

yea

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-why-so-serious-serious-gif-11972349

[rich fulcrum]

how

https://tenor.com/view/dog-accepting-fate-tiktok-at-peace-gif-567488341419321713

[chilly bear]

https://code.claude.com

[rich fulcrum]

He is dumb

[wicked surge]

code my job resume

[rich fulcrum]

Tell me what to ask

Exact msg

[wicked surge]

your mom

otterBleh

[rich fulcrum]

ur fucking ahh said

Mirror

[wicked surge]

you get fuck outta here

i was here firest

otterBleh

[rich fulcrum]

Firest

https://tenor.com/view/dog-accepting-fate-tiktok-at-peace-gif-567488341419321713

[chilly bear]

"claude my guy listen can u do this to that like cuz the other one is updated n shi like just look at it like i need the changes from the thingy on the other one type shit
https://github.com/opa334/Dopamine/compare/2.x...wumbomumbo:Cheapamine:2.x
https://github.com/opa334/Dopamine/

make no mistakes, do not hallucinate."

[wicked surge]

lmao

[wicked surge]

make no mistakes, do not hallucinate.

[chilly bear]

always works

[thick tapir]

rapidly???

also im cooked my new car is a 2013 mini hatchback

2d

[muted shuttle]

mini cooper?

idk why you're fring me @ruby copper

[ruby copper]

It's funny

[muted shuttle]

ok

[ruby copper]

No

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

im eepy

[thick tapir]

yuh

[ruby copper]

lol it worked

[muted shuttle]

Is it a mini cooper roadster

Mini roadster whatever

The sportier version of the mini cooper

I lowkey want one ,,

[thick tapir]

i just said its a hatchback…

[muted shuttle]

be patient i'm slow

[muted shuttle]

Does ctgp-7 have the same antipiracy shit as uh

ctgp-r

Or did you bypass it

[ruby copper]

idk it just worked

@muted shuttle Yoo I can be a banana

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[tepid ermine]

wwlcometonightcity

[chilly bear]

still got that banana fetish huh

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @chilly bear mk7 on a keyboard SUCKS

But I got first place.

[chilly bear]

why does mario have a clan tag

[SM64] Mario

[muted shuttle]

have you heard of literally tenna

[ruby copper]

I do but im too lazy to grab it

its downstairs

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Hi

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

I have a suspicion

[muted shuttle]

Me too lowkey

Hue hue hue am i right

[velvet zenith]

What if they arent

[rich fulcrum]

@chilly bear

[half compass]

omg

i missed the literally tenna alt bru

[chilly bear]

is claude not doing it for you

actually

@rich fulcrum this fork might be updated https://github.com/winaviation/Cheapamine/releases

potentially

no promises

[exotic thistle]

@muted shuttle meow x3

[heavy idol]

hi

[coarse ginkgo]

wtf does this change

why would iphones with cheap screens require a diff jb

[chilly bear]

so instead of rebooting userspace it kills a bunch of daemons and resprings

cuz rebooting userspace makes touch stop working

ig

[rich fulcrum]

YOO

[coarse ginkgo]

lmfao

[rich fulcrum]

IT WORKED

[chilly bear]

only took a few days

[rich fulcrum]

anywys iwill change the screen bc its fucked up

💔

[dense valve]

@chilly bear Ngl

What if I host tsssaver myself

[chilly bear]

for who bru

[dense valve]

for people to save blobs on

everyone

since 1conan doesn't anymore

[chilly bear]

blobs are USELESS

no one needs them

[dense valve]

still useful

[chilly bear]

make it when a12 - a18 bootrom exploit drops

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle What do you think

I have the capacity and computer (this time NOT a raspberry pi) to run it on for it

[muted shuttle]

i don't really see a point ngl

[desert cairn]

blobs have been dead for 4 years

[vocal plinth]

Your device ran into a problem and needs to restart.

0% complete

Stop code:KERNEL_SECURITY_CHECK_FAILURE (0x139)

[dense valve]

False

[vocal plinth]

I haven’t saved blobs since the XR released

[dense valve]

7 years*

[coarse ginkgo]

it is gooning time

[vocal plinth]

Windows don’t like me fooling with windows

[ruby copper]

No point and ur just gonna steal our ecids

It would've had a point in 2023

If it also saved cryptex blobs

Now all checkm8 devices are eol

[chilly bear]

wrong ❌

[ruby copper]

tcos don't count

[wild osprey]

Apple TV 4K (1st generation)
Apple TV HD

[ruby copper]

tvOS

[wild osprey]

damn it

[dense valve]

Wtf am I gonna do with the ecids

[wild osprey]

HomePod (1st generation)
Apple T2 Security Chip

[chilly bear]

still wrong

[ruby copper]

ts guy

bridgeos don't count either

And homepodos

Whatever it rubs

[desert cairn]

rubs

[chilly bear]

secret checkm8 iphones

[ruby copper]

Yes

[dense valve]

@ruby copper @chilly bear @untold helm eta 🔜

script to easily get carrier bundles from ipsws and optionally install them

[ruby copper]

Vibe coded

[dense valve]

or build ipcc's

no

i coded it

[wild osprey]

what actually do carrier bundles even do

[chilly bear]

remember to remove the keybag deleter before release

[wild osprey]

I have always wondered this

Do they literally just provide specific carrier features or something without needing an iOS update

[dense valve]

yeah basically

i guess

someone can correct me

[desert cairn]

i tried to update to latest carrier bundle on my 6s and it did absolutely nothing

[dense valve]

Skill issue then

It's mainly just an oppurtunity to learn more bash for me

but also a fun project

[desert cairn]

i think i used ideviceinstall or whatever nad it updated it but didnt really do anything

[ruby copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796402329482035272/1494790852445474926/d70c5dceba3e23da.gif

[dry monolith]

hello everyone

hows everyone doing

its been a while

i havent been active on this server

[versed sun]

Will the action button ever become useful then just being able to hold it

[chilly bear]

what else do you want it to do ?

[wild osprey]

Once upon a time I used to have hope that Apple would improve the functionality of it

I don't really care though since I don't use it anyways

[versed sun]

Turn it off

[ruby copper]

https://tenor.com/view/good-afternoon-rollygifs-afternoon-blessed-afternoon-gif-8122701567068046464

[chilly bear]

what does that mean

[chilly bear]

hey so there are 12 other things you can do with it

[dry monolith]

hello

who is thuis

nul

hello

[chilly bear]

hello Mr. Brixton Bully.

[dry monolith]

Oh

i guess

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373793679684272229/1498435995459391488/togif.gif

Im being bullired

[stark spruce]

i'm gonna call you slurs

[dry monolith]

Say wallahi bro

[stark spruce]

on your mom

[dry monolith]

Oh

[hot creek]

Pussy in bio

[chilly bear]

Pussy in bio

[hot creek]

@chilly bear i cant find it

Hell

Help

[chilly bear]

need to sub.

$999/month

[hot creek]

Omw

Where pay

[chilly bear]

ltc1qs39zhzkkkcu6jyt6s86kfx5vlee8d9c05x0tnt

k thx

[hot creek]

Thanks

Paid

[chilly bear]

ok check dm.

[coarse ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1498441645421760662/evil.gif?ex=69f12c07&is=69efda87&hm=a8414fd542cddd89fda9daba217067aec95f51e849c1a9a658b62634aaf9a3b2&

[dense valve]

I'll give you the shell file if you want me to prove that it is not

Not even finished yte

[chilly bear]

you said you wrote every line?

[versed sun]

I just turned my computer on and it dimmed the lights to my room

[dense valve]

yeah

[chilly bear]

and ur ai so it's vibecoded

gg wp

[dense valve]

ok bro

[half compass]

why

[dense valve]

oppurtunity to learn bash better

fun project

[half compass]

most useless “skill” ever

[dense valve]

Quiet

i mean it also helps some people since some carriers lock stuff under the newer bundle

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle have you died

[muted shuttle]

?

what

[dense valve]

?

[hot creek]

?

[dense valve]

ok

[hot creek]

Mudsplasher aka icraze said you died

[muted shuttle]

i'm perfectly fine

i was just with a friend all day

[hot creek]

How do we know this is the real maxine

[muted shuttle]

and now i'm working on linkin park mapart

[hot creek]

And not an ai clone

Are you claude

[dense valve]

does anyone know how to compare numbers properly in bash

need to do:

if macOS 10.14 and older: do x
if macOS 10.15 and newer: do y

[muted shuttle]

Check this out

[dense valve]

Peak

[hot creek]

Wtf

Its limkin pamks

In Minecraft?

[velvet imp]

woah

cool

[muted shuttle]

it's not done yet but

:3

it's cool ....

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Lets go griefing

[hot creek]

Watcha got left to do

[muted shuttle]

a lot of random shit

[muted shuttle]

U dont even know where this is

Its not rjb mc

[hot creek]

Me when i place random blocks and it makes linkin park album cover

[dry monolith]

Hi

[hot creek]

What's your ip twin im portscanning

[muted shuttle]

localhost

[hot creek]

Thanks

Why do you have port 67 open

Why is there kissing videos on port 67

[hot creek]

@ruby copper Hi friend

[ruby copper]

Bro just imported a png

[muted shuttle]

brother

[dense valve]

brother

[muted shuttle]

i am doing all this by hand

[dense valve]

[ruby copper]

That's what they all say

[muted shuttle]

all of this

by hand

[velvet zenith]

by hand

[muted shuttle]

this is on a server i cannot just "import a png" into

[velvet zenith]

litematica

:/

[muted shuttle]

that's still by hand

[hot creek]

Using litematica :/

Failed to send message. Tap to retry

[manic tulip]

Maxine having used baritone or some shit to do it "by hand"

[hot creek]

Fr

[muted shuttle]

I would be banned from this server

Within like a minute

[hot creek]

Rjb minecraft

[muted shuttle]

Its not rjb mc

[hot creek]

Neko sanctuary minectaft server

[muted shuttle]

I'm banned from that server

[hot creek]

How tf

[muted shuttle]

Idk

They dont like me

[hot creek]

Ohh you turned 18

That's why

[muted shuttle]

Close enough

[manic tulip]

exited the age demographic 😭

[dense valve]

Sugarcane

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-rainy-dog-rainy-day-swag-dog-dog-with-windshield-wipers-gif-15818265629218174982

[hot creek]

I could use some of those

[ripe sluice]

Hello everyone I'm new here

[manic tulip]

gm

[low mortar]

hi hydrate!!

[dense valve]

Hello

[low mortar]

mr hydration man

[hot creek]

Oh wait i know what server maxine is on

It shows on her profile

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/aston-machan-uma-musum-waving-gif-27548452

[dense valve]

?

what

i see nothing

[chilly bear]

yea same

[hot creek]

And it's gone

I am NOT buying this broke mf a gift

[muted shuttle]

My mc doesnt even have working rpc

Wym

[hot creek]

What does rpc mean

[muted shuttle]

rich presence

it doesn't show me playing mc

[hot creek]

Poor presence

[muted shuttle]

that's what it's called when it's you

[hot creek]

M5 laptop but still only 45fps who's richer

[muted shuttle]

where tf do you see 45fps

[hot creek]

Right there

(I'm pointing at it)

[coarse ginkgo]

friendly fire

[hot creek]

Maxine ass picture

Why is stkc on your head maxine

[coarse ginkgo]

why was classy ever unbanned

[hot creek]

Cuz i bribed aaron

[dense valve]

Wym classy wasn't unbanned

that is fake classy

[hot creek]

Yeah

[coarse ginkgo]

just as stupid as the real one

so might as well be him on an alt

[muted shuttle]

mf clicked the twitter link in my bio and is surprised when it's my pfp

[muted shuttle]

based

[hot creek]

I thought it was going to be your x dot com profile

[coarse ginkgo]

⏺ Got the lookup table. Time to write the probe.

[muted shuttle]

it's on my website

[muted shuttle]

Go on claude. probe me.

[coarse ginkgo]

get help

[hot creek]

What is onlyfans and why is it on your website

[dense valve]

How do u add the fmbot thing on the website

The last listenede to

[muted shuttle]

ask claude

[dense valve]

ok

[thick tapir]

brother i have to drive mini cooper now😔

[hot creek]

Ew mini cooper

Buy a Ferrari

[low mortar]

me playing with oomf

[thick tapir]

2013 2d hatchback for 4500 w/ 100k miles

[hot creek]

Overpaid

[coarse ginkgo]

bruh what

[manic tulip]

so true

[hot creek]

Mr beast thank you mr beast

[muted shuttle]

i want a mini roadster theyre lowkey fire

[coarse ginkgo]

what even is this