general

[lyric sandal]

oh god

uhh

dam

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @polar python @aaron https://www.instagram.com/p/DXMz1wnCL0w/

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[velvet zenith]

@spark gale

[remote vault]

Bros new around here lol

[chilly bear]

hey uh

i think there's an extra piece

[reef basin]

Anyone here?

[muted shuttle]

nop

[rugged heart]

Hello, https://github.com/londek/ipadecrypt in v0.5.1 has fixed major cross-iOS incompatibility issue that'd keep users from decrypting ipas in some cases on older ioses. If you faced issues with previous releases, give this one a shot!

[velvet zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-gif-782053658099424730

[hot creek]

16player when u throw in a few nops

[chilly bear]

wtf is ipad ecrypt supposed to mean

[rugged heart]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-drooling-patrick-star-spongebob-movie-drooling-slime-gif-525340425450564005

[thick tapir]

having immigrant parents is so weird wtf

all my friends have hella curfews and restrictions and shit and my parents js say ur 18 do what u want

[chilly bear]

dude they pushed back jeopardy for some stupid nfl draft

duuuuude

[exotic thistle]

lmao what

ppl have restrictions at 18?

[thick tapir]

yeah

like while they go to high school usually except for the weirder parents who make it until they graduate college if they are staying at home or the even weirder parents who make it until they move out

like mfers here are 18 with their moms stalking life360 asking why they are at places 😭

[muted shuttle]

my parents make me have life360 unfortunately

i hate it

[jaunty garnet]

arent you 20

[muted shuttle]

??

i'm 18

[lavish blaze]

Well everyone I wanted to ask a question
I just got an iPhone 12 mini
Any suggestions what to do with it?

[jaunty garnet]

oh

[muted shuttle]

idk where you got that number from

😭

[jaunty garnet]

what version is it on

[lavish blaze]

lol 26.2.1

[pulsar hatch]

why did no one like tell me about iosrocket for certificates

[jaunty garnet]

there isnt really anything to do on that version that isnt the normal stuff

[lavish blaze]

Yeah ig

[jaunty garnet]

wtf is iosrocket

[pulsar hatch]

they have certificates

nd they are mostly year long ones

[jaunty garnet]

i just use arcticsign

[pulsar hatch]

apparantly they have a permanant one or whatever

dont think thats really a thing

[jaunty garnet]

permanent doesnt exist

[pulsar hatch]

oh its not permeant they just renew it every year

i shouldve kept my iphone on ios 18

[hazy lagoon]

Lol if u airdropped a photo from an iphone that supports converting normal photos to portrait photos to an iphone that doesn’t support that the older iphone will also be able to convert the photo to a portrait photo

[ebon rover]

Meme: I have to wait 99999 trillion years for the iPhone 4 to finally break out of bootloop Because of deep battery discharge?

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @teal bramble @muted shuttle @polar python Meme: I have to wait 99999 trillion years for the iPhone 4 to finally break out of bootloop Because of deep battery discharge?

[polar python]

Yep sure buddy whatever makes you feel happy

[ebon rover]

Meme: I have to copy the person for 9999 years to finally get out of the bootloop

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Meme: I have to copy the person for 9999 years to finally get out of the bootloop

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Meme: I have to copy the person for 9999 years to finally get out of the bootloop

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/tmz/status/2047828073433976889?s=46 I’m seated for this season idgaf

TMZ (@TMZ)

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[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet Is it bad that a 15 year old AIO computer sounds better then dedicated speakers

[jaunty garnet]

what speakers

that is bad

[untold helm]

27” Mid-2011 iMac vs Logitech Z313 Speaker System

[jaunty garnet]

ass speakers ig

[untold helm]

I lowk want to shove a m4 mini in here

[ashen basin]

In ur ass?

[untold helm]

????

[muted shuttle]

Freak

[ashen basin]

mf said ass speakers

So I thought that was the location

Guys help

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet hop on Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream for the Nintendo Switch family of systems.

[jaunty garnet]

no

i don’t have any money

and the 3ds is superior

[ebon rover]

Now telling the truth, is there any Windows tool that supports IOS 7 in DFU mode on an iPhone 4 with deep discharge material?

[untold helm]

The game leaked 3 days before release btw

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @muted shuttle @real cobalt Yoooo my tax return is being sent with sms instead of being direct deposited to my account that ive had for the past 10 years

[muted shuttle]

Congrats bro

[untold helm]

Software Update Available
To install this update, you’ll need to free up more storage space.

[ornate latch]

version: 7.1.2

[ebon rover]

Iphone 17 ultra

[compact cobalt]

If I want to redo my Steam Deck setup from the ground up, what should I install in terms of the OS

Is SteamOS still the best for it

[ashen basin]

FUCKKKK IT GOT WORSE

[wild pelican]

maaaan i just want to be loved so fucking bad

[ashen basin]

Why are you telling us that ur bitchless

[ebon rover]

For those who don't know, I also do a revival, including a revival of the old app store, it is based on a web app

It's good if you want to revive your old iPhone

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn @polar python @velvet zenith @teal bramble For those who don't know, I also do a revival, including a revival of the old iPhone store, it is based on a web app
It's good if you want to revive your old iPhone

[untold helm]

Yes

It’s made for it

[burnt kite]

I just learned that Apple’s iCloud Private Relay doesn’t only protects your Safari activity through a VPN-like feature that "hides / protect your IP" it also provides a DNS for all other traffic.

[jovial bison]

https://giphy.com/gifs/son-im-crine-aaFz1Arg0h5cOwAu2w

[jovial bison]

Common knowledge

-ish

[real cobalt]

Canada is changing things I guess

[burnt kite]

Yeah your IP is not hidden from that all other traffic, it's just a DNS.

[jovial bison]

Well yeah

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Why is the filter bypass allowed

[muted shuttle]

What filter bypass

I dont see one

[velvet zenith]

Ohhh

He changed his name

[muted shuttle]

No dog the joke was i changed it

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

Keep yourself safe my friend

[velvet zenith]

Rare maxine doing her job

[muted shuttle]

Ok back to being busy

[obtuse igloo]

outer wilds is fun

[stiff cave]

why are there like 10 "hacked account" bans in a row 😭

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith

[muted shuttle]

Because people are stupid

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1264427817366454323/discord-scam.gif

[ornate latch]

Do you come with a side of fries

[muted shuttle]

It’s genuinely a problem

There’s like 10 more hacked account reports in the reports channel

[untold helm]

They come from game cheat Trojans btw

[stiff cave]

https://youtu.be/O9xRhwmHBBE?si=X3QfTA2BCAikRLtK

[muted shuttle]

Maybe more

[untold helm]

Like Roblox hacks

That’s why there is so many here

[muted shuttle]

What

[stiff cave]

I see no other server like that why would it be the case for a jailbreak one?

idk maybe I just am brainless

[muted shuttle]

maybe because they have other forms of banning scammers

possibly silently

[stiff cave]

it seems like an odd target

[muted shuttle]

it’s not really a target, it’s more so hackers just spam every person in a dm list and every channel in every server

and we are caught in that

[untold helm]

They spam every server if possible

[muted shuttle]

hey buddy i just said that

[velvet zenith]

Anyone know what im doing wrong

[stiff cave]

i guess people in my other servers have a higher iq and OPSEC on average than on here

[chilly bear]

OPSEC MENTIONED

[untold helm]

These hacked accounts commonly come from game cheat rats or Trojans

[untold helm]

Which overlaps to a extent sadly

[muted shuttle]

free Roblox executors

KRNL V2

[chilly bear]

nullinject doesnt do this btw

[muted shuttle]

SYNAPSE X+++

[obtuse ruin]

yeah because about 100k people joined when discord added guild tags and now we have a bunch of restarts spamming everyday

[muted shuttle]

what

[velvet zenith]

?

[fervent dove]

p2r3f deleted a message

Vercel reference

Message ID: 1497439839816122439 · Apr 25, 2026, 3:31 AM

[muted shuttle]

Why is that filtered

Idk why that’s filtered

[obtuse ruin]

based tbh

keep it that way

[muted shuttle]

Not my fault ig go bother aaron about it

[velvet zenith]

Yo buddy its just synapse x

[stiff cave]

why is what filtered?

[muted shuttle]

Vercel

[untold helm]

Wtf filterbypass

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1496965961566261279/caption.gif

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[velvet zenith]

@spark gale Why is it filtered

[untold helm]

3utools is dogshit

[muted shuttle]

Mods

[chilly bear]

v is filtered cuz dleovl was making embeds that bypassed the filter

[muted shuttle]

Filter bypass

[chilly bear]

php slander etc

or was it the other way around

idk but dleovl had some involvement
nope it's cuz a bunch of scam sites are hosted on v sorry i lied

[stiff cave]

I think they're implying a trojan version of that client

[obtuse ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/shush-gif-9613608073502540901

[muted shuttle]

Correct

[obtuse ruin]

yooo @stiff cave are you the tweak to export cydia repos and tweak list 🔥 🔥

shoutout Flame

[stiff cave]

no sadly not

[obtuse ruin]

aw man

[muted shuttle]

yo @obtuse ruin are you the tweak to customize my lock screen and control my device 🔥🔥

shoutout I craze

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle are you named after that one repo

[muted shuttle]

Maxine’s Repo

[obtuse ruin]

i am not but you can do both of those with Nexus and Rune respectively 🔥 🔥

[obtuse ruin]

freeshep

[simple drift]

cy

[muted shuttle]

Woah

Hey buddy

Why would I be named after that repo.

[simple drift]

i await the day icraze plugins get cracked so i dont have to buy rune

[obtuse ruin]

bro called them plugins

[simple drift]

sorry im music producer brained

and drunk

and tired

its 4:30 am

[obtuse ruin]

#giveaways:

[simple drift]

i dont want FUCKING sleepsaver

[muted shuttle]

there’s a rune code on the old rjb mc map

[muted shuttle]

did i ever put the download for that out

[simple drift]

idc about jailbreaking anymore anyway

[muted shuttle]

i lowkey forgot

[simple drift]

my main phone is on latest ios

[velvet zenith]

Message logger

[muted shuttle]

Message logger

[obtuse ruin]

no you cant see it in the pic its okay

[simple drift]

ok

[velvet zenith]

Ohhh okay

[obtuse ruin]

i should update that

there's way more now

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1456051683879555185/IMB_0ZyGtq.gif

[velvet zenith]

Dude still on ios 16

Just let it go

[simple drift]

fr

[stiff cave]

I mainly make scripts that bypass things to lift restrictions on PCs and allow for freedom, as well as finding the vulns for it (this includes spyware bypassing including corporate versions at bootkit level like Absolute/LoJack/Computrace or any other rebrand because it constantly needs to rebrand for how unethical and insecure it is), and make privacy and security setups. Convenience tweaks on devices that are already given the power is not something I do.

[muted shuttle]

My jellyfin rpc is still stuck on a song i listened to like an hour ago

Useless

[simple drift]

ok

[median tundra]

How does one earn the ability to post pictures?

[velvet zenith]

This wouldnt be a problem if you just used spotify

My shits working just fine

[median tundra]

That's interesting

xD

[muted shuttle]

Do you know how to remove computrace on an old ass dell optiplex

optiplex 3020

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle what happens when slurs

warn or ban

[muted shuttle]

warn

[simple drift]

ok

[velvet zenith]

libre boot

Whatever it is

[muted shuttle]

Doesn’t boot

[stiff cave]

yea

[muted shuttle]

It’s bricked rn cause i tried to install it

[velvet zenith]

Womp womp

[muted shuttle]

I have to reflash the bios but I’m too lazy

[velvet zenith]

Ask claude to fix it

[muted shuttle]

Claude won’t do shit he’ll just run flashrom

[velvet zenith]

Ask claude to fork libreboot and then fix it so that it boots on your shit

[muted shuttle]

i have a bios dump i just need to get my programmer to work to reflash the bios

[velvet zenith]

I bet the programmer only works on windows

[muted shuttle]

It doesn’t

It’s a pi pico

With pico serprog or whatever

[obtuse ruin]

hey this bot is saying mean stuff

[velvet zenith]

thats not gonna work

[muted shuttle]

It will

[stiff cave]

a typical reflash won't work bc it lives in the NVRAM you'll need a CH314A v1.7 (and possibly also a SOIP-8 test clip) if you want to go the reflashing route

[obtuse ruin]

PICOFLASHER

[fervent dove]

Hey @muted shuttle, have a look at this!

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,749 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[half compass]

@polar python hi can i have 9 (nine) more keto credits

[velvet zenith]

No

[muted shuttle]

hmm

[stiff cave]

other reflashing methods don't address the persistent BIOS NVRAM

[half compass]

Wait no

nebula owns the bot now

[stiff cave]

ofc vulnerabilities also work too

[muted shuttle]

i have a pi pico with pico-serprog and a soic8 clip

[half compass]

@desert cairn Hello

[velvet zenith]

You havbe to buy keeto plus

[dense valve]

Do /app name:rune

[velvet zenith]

Buy keto+ now

[dense valve]

for jb bot

[velvet zenith]

Youll be the 3rd purchaser

[simple drift]

mods

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1352485748691042314/caption.gif

[muted shuttle]

i tried to mess with the nvram by dumping the bios on the system itself then reflashing but I couldn’t figure it out. idk if it actually dumped nvram

it’s been a while since I’ve messed with it

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Why does 18.7.8 exist

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/icraze-screentimebegone-icrazeios-screentimebegone-beta-gif-25268140

[stiff cave]

it's also worth mentioning that there are other ways to address computrace to render it useless instead that don't require much of anything

[velvet zenith]

For devices that support ios 26

[muted shuttle]

hmm

how

[dense valve]

This update introduces 8 new emojis, a new Sketch Style option in Image Playground, recipes in Apple News+, and enhancements to better organize and filter your library in Photos. This release includes other features, bug fixes, and security updates for your iPhone.

[hard comet]

just woke up and my hair looks like claviculars hair, i feel like running someone over today

[dense valve]

No

18.7.8 is for EOL devices

[simple drift]

#owned

[dense valve]

Apple wrote their release notes wrong then

[velvet zenith]

This is not an eol device .

[dense valve]

Let me check apple

[velvet zenith]

Worst genius ever bro ....

Spreading misinformation ....

[muted shuttle]

Your device in particular is eol

[velvet zenith]

Good

[stiff cave]

I could go on for hours, but the easiest way is to install linux as they only programmed it to work on Windows, it breaks completely on any other OS if bios is locked use Bios-pw.org to unlock it. I can explain methods too if windows is a requirement but linux you can forget about and not mess up in some way

[muted shuttle]

ah

[obtuse ruin]

#1236164838464553042 #1236164863303356466ed #1238186375241793627

[muted shuttle]

I had Linux on it and I didn’t think Windows had anything related to computrace running but I just wanted to have it disabled in the bios

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[muted shuttle]

Bios isn’t locked

[velvet zenith]

I personally added computrace to the latest linux kernel

[muted shuttle]

Then I won’t install it

Thx

I will use Ubuntu 6.7 kernel

[velvet zenith]

And by latest i mean its been in upstream since 4.9

[muted shuttle]

Then im using 4.8

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[dense valve]

Ok I fiixed the chart

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1459223535271546973/caption.gif

[muted shuttle]

Who wants my void ai key with 200m credits

[velvet zenith]

I do

[muted shuttle]

Usable with Claude

[velvet zenith]

Voidai has 26s api latency

Claude api has like 1s

[muted shuttle]

Better than nothing

Works for me

For the rare occasions that I use claude

[stiff cave]

I mean you can render it useless in the bios until you flash it, but any bios update might undo it because writing to the NVRAM is not really possible with the computer connected to power

[half compass]

just scrape for claude keys

[obtuse ruin]

NGMI

[half compass]

or pay for it

[muted shuttle]

What

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[hot creek]

android be like battery too low to use flash oh but you can still use night mode that takes 50% more battery, makes your picture blurry, and takes forever between each shot

[velvet zenith]

im clauding it

i dont think the total cost is accurate

id say its probably closer to like 6

[half compass]

what the hell

[velvet zenith]

Hi

[muted shuttle]

i mean the last bios update for the computer was in like 2018 I think

Might be thinking of the wrong computer

i gotta check

[hot creek]

The roach box one is back together, good as new

(without bluetooth or wifi though)

[muted shuttle]

Last bios update was from 2019

[untold helm]

On my way!

[velvet zenith]

@ornate latch Brazil mentioned

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1295463164225261651/1401349672093880420/5219787348580103559.gif

[dense valve]

https://github.com/search?q=%2F"ANTHROPIC_API_KEY%3Dsk-ant-api03-[a-zA-Z0-9_-]{80%2C}"%2F&type=code

[velvet zenith]

Worst way to search for keys

[dense valve]

Why

[hot creek]

Btw I got my other Xbox from Goodwill for $35 but it's hard drive died after a week lol

Rip 1tb goodwill Xbox hdd

[velvet zenith]

Theyre probably all dead

Or revoked

So still dead

[hot creek]

I don't even think I fucked up the front zif connector on the roach box (the one without the goodwill tag)

Cuz it's not turning itself off or on lel

[muted shuttle]

Dumbass

[hot creek]

It did at first but that's because there was still isopropyl from the ISP bath I gave it

(in the fat ass metal connector)

[half compass]

son

[hot creek]

Its power supply is in a bag drying out now

I opened it and cleaned all the bugs and shit out of the psu since a new OEM one was $35

[half compass]

@ornate latch please translate the comments saar

[hot creek]

I alsogave thr power supply board an isopropyl pour

used all my $2 bottle of 91% :/

[stiff cave]

@muted shuttle this is actually kind of a crazy time to be talking about Computrace on dell laptops, I was wiping that shit on 3 of them today

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle this is actually kind of a crazy time to be talking about Computrace on dell laptops, I was doing that shit on 3 of them today

Who up comping they trace

[muted shuttle]

Were they older dell laptops or more modern

[stiff cave]

i don't have image perms 😭

[dense valve]

0 point of an env

[muted shuttle]

Didn’t computrace get renamed to something else

[half compass]

"the api key you provided"

[muted shuttle]

Absolute

[half compass]

yea sure bro

[muted shuttle]

I think

[hot creek]

I want to go to Epstein island so BAD!!

[muted shuttle]

I forgot. I remember doing research on computrace when I got this computer

I remember reading something about the original company being able to remove it from computrace but well

[hot creek]

?

[muted shuttle]

This computer has a story behind it ig

[stiff cave]

it has gone through SO MANY NAME CHANGES/rebrands, and recently they've all been revolving around the word "Absolute", and do you know why they have to keep changing it???

[untold helm]

money

[hot creek]

What is this stupid ass car doing

[muted shuttle]

Bought it from a thrift store for $15 and the hard drive was not formatted and it belonged to a company, I emailed the company asking if they wanted it, they never responded to me despite following up asking if they wanted me to format the drive or something

[half compass]

what the hell

[muted shuttle]

hm

Why

[hot creek]

Did u steal their shit

[velvet zenith]

Bought it from a thrift store for $15 and the hard drive was not formatted and it belonged to a company, I emailed the company asking if they wanted it, they never responded to me despite following up asking if they wanted me to format the drive or something

[half compass]

what is happening in the background

bro how poor are you

what IS that

[muted shuttle]

No i just bought it from a thrift store

It was cheap computer

worth it though it came with an i7 and 16GB of RAM

Decent little shitbox

[untold helm]

Pic

[hot creek]

I know but did u steal their data

And their logins

[untold helm]

What gen

[muted shuttle]

No

[hot creek]

I'm robbing your house bro

[muted shuttle]

That drive has been wiped iirc

[muted shuttle]

Im in bed

Eepy

[stiff cave]

It's a C2 bootkit that has a ton of vulnerabilities in it, if anybody can easily hijack a bootkit or remove said bootkit it no longer becomes security or theft protection but the exact opposite. All of your corporate computers are now infected with a bootkit and rendered useless

[untold helm]

have u not taken any photos of it????

[hot creek]

With whom

[muted shuttle]

4th gen intel though, i7-4770

[muted shuttle]

nop I don’t think so

[untold helm]

I have multiple of those.

[hot creek]

Prince3ds ass specs

[muted shuttle]

my plush sharkie

[muted shuttle]

Lmfao

[untold helm]

Wtf I am 7 prince3ds computers???

[hot creek]

Do you actually have a blahaj

[muted shuttle]

Yes

[hot creek]

Is it name brand

[muted shuttle]

Yes

I got it from ikea while I was on vacation

[hot creek]

How have your parents not caught on

[muted shuttle]

Idk

I’m glad they haven’t

[hot creek]

Hey why is our child on discord so much and get a little too close to that stuffed shark?

[untold helm]

Mine

[muted shuttle]

Youre a freak

[hot creek]

@keto Does the warranty on the IKEA blahaj get voided if you cut a hole in it

[untold helm]

?

[hot creek]

Why does it look slow

[untold helm]

Nebula

[muted shuttle]

??

[hot creek]

True

[stiff cave]

also it has many privacy concerns and the company denies everything when something problematic is highlighted, it's things can be rendered useless without any privileges or vulns too. After it becomes apparent and they can't deny they shift names. It was "Absolute software" a couple months ago and now it's "absolute home and security" despite only having one service. It's useless because people have physical access, and even if they don't it's still a liability

[hot creek]

Optical media bad

[muted shuttle]

Optical media good

[hot creek]

Shoot your local spinning hard drive

[hot creek]

Evil

[muted shuttle]

Not evil

[hot creek]

Optical media fans when their disk gets a small scratch

[muted shuttle]

How else should I listen to linkin park

Flac files? Useless

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle is it the mini one or the full size blåhaj?

[muted shuttle]

I need my cd bro

[hot creek]

on your ipod

[muted shuttle]

Full size

[muted shuttle]

I do this tho it’s fire

[hot creek]

Bro I have an iPod nano but the battery is puffed up

[stiff cave]

on your samsung refridgerator

[muted shuttle]

the usual

[hot creek]

Shit is NOT coming out of its case

[muted shuttle]

I have some nanos I want to fix

[hot creek]

The weird thing is the battery still works somewhat

[muted shuttle]

The batteries haven’t expanded

[hot creek]

Good fuckin luck 😭

For some reason the top cover for the mute switch and stuff is gone on my mom's nano

[muted shuttle]

But I don’t want to turn them on for an extended amount of time

[hot creek]

I guess it's called the hold button

[muted shuttle]

Worried about the battery

[hot creek]

For dweebs that sit on their nano

[muted shuttle]

Hold switch.

[stiff cave]

oh that's an easy fix! Grab a knife or something pointy and poke a hole into it, and BOOM it's not puffy anymore!

[hot creek]

If their battery was going to puff up it'd probably be when using them or charging them

[muted shuttle]

Yeah im not doing either

So

[stiff cave]

DO NOT DO THAT IT IS A JOKE

[hot creek]

Lipo batteries also expand when not used

[muted shuttle]

Ok yay

[hot creek]

True

[untold helm]

BLÅHAJ
100cm
(39 1/4”)

IKEA 903.735.90 17596

[hot creek]

100cm

[muted shuttle]

That’s my ip

Mods

[hot creek]

You know what else is 100cm

Wait holy shit why is the blahaj so long???

Dude what

[muted shuttle]

Sharkie :3

[hot creek]

Your shark is literally taller than you

[vocal plinth]

Burn the shark

[hot creek]

Real

[muted shuttle]

No it isnt

[untold helm]

Wtf you haven’t seen one before

[stiff cave]

💀

[untold helm]

??

[hot creek]

How many centremetres are you then

[hot creek]

No bruh

[muted shuttle]

67 idk

I lied

[vocal plinth]

And slimmer

[untold helm]

have u never went to an ikea????

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492748264049475734/togif.gif

[stiff cave]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mod-discord-kick-mute-gif-495505587681287181

[muted shuttle]

I have no clue how tall I am in cm

[hot creek]

No? 😭

[muted shuttle]

I’m 5’8

[untold helm]

Why? 😭

[hot creek]

How tall are you in feet

[untold helm]

It’s a experience regardless if you buy furniture or not

[hot creek]

5'8 to cm use dimensional analysis

Given / 1 x relationship/same

Common ball knowledge

[muted shuttle]

172.72 cm

[hot creek]

Bro your shark is almost as tall as you

Short ass

the sad part is I'm almost as short as maxine

5'10 barely

:/

[muted shuttle]

I might shrink

[untold helm]

?

[hot creek]

Disney movie

[muted shuttle]

Hrt can do that

but slightly or something idk

[stiff cave]

if you live long enough to

[hot creek]

Honey, I think I Shrunk The Kids

[hot creek]

Isn't estrogen just refined horse pee

[stiff cave]

that sounded like a threat but I meant old people shrink as they age

[hot creek]

Yeah I played that Minecraft mod

[muted shuttle]

Brother what

[hot creek]

Brother that

Broooo I'm at 3%

[stiff cave]

-is disgusting

[muted shuttle]

Charge your phone

[hot creek]

This phone only charges at 1.5 amp

Slow ass charging

[muted shuttle]

Does your phone not have usb-pd

Actual ewaste

[hot creek]

It does I think

I don't see why it wouldnt

Zfold 5

[untold helm]

@hot creek do you cuddle your Blåhaj in programming socks on your arch Linux twinkpad with a bunch of stickers on it

[muted shuttle]

Did you fix that phone

Wtf

[hot creek]

no bro

[hot creek]

No I just use the cover screen

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[hot creek]

It feels the same as my pixel does with its case

Just taller

I love the Samsung panel compared to the pixel panel

[untold helm]

?????

[stiff cave]

you have really specific interests dude

[hot creek]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G6L5CuGacAE3LoE.gif

[untold helm]

No it’s the nerdy transgender female stereotype

[hot creek]

Nebula ass stereotype

Correct ass stereotype

[stiff cave]

I never said your interests were weird, just specific, but thanks for elaborating

[hot creek]

Lightning fast shutter time from the zfold 5 camera

The telephoto is actually decent on this phone

[muted shuttle]

Nice ip

Im connecting rn .

[untold helm]

Thx for the house layout

[untold helm]

@vague forge i lost my house and I need to get back home, here is a picture of it, do you have any idea where it is?

[dusty osprey]

is there a snapchat ipa that WONT get my account insta banned

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688124711145701393/1456823211533537400/togif.gif

Maybe don’t be a creep

[dusty osprey]

how am i a creep

[untold helm]

You do not need Snapchat hacks.

There is no real reason for them

[dusty osprey]

i dont need snapchat hacks

i need a ipa for snap to sideload it with diff name and pic

[simple drift]

creep behaviour

[stiff cave]

if only that's how things worked

[untold helm]

If you are jailbroken a better approach would just be to change the icon and whatever

[dusty osprey]

not jailbroken

[untold helm]

Snapchat does have sideloading detection and you will get banned for it, even if the app contents themselves are the same

[dusty osprey]

dude

[hot creek]

I wish you could

[dusty osprey]

yeah

[hot creek]

Stupid ass cgnat

[dusty osprey]

damn

is therew a way i can download it normally and change the pic and name?

[untold helm]

iOS does have a hidden apps feature

[stiff cave]

then you need snap hacks too, because snapchat uas protections in place for it to recognise when it was sideloaded to prevent people from hacking it (ironically)

[muted shuttle]

Connect to my jellyfin http://192.168.1.10:8096

[untold helm]

Wtf I got flashed with gay furry porn

[muted shuttle]

Then youre on the wrong site

[hot creek]

Thanks

[muted shuttle]

Hey wait a minute

[untold helm]

I clicked the link you sent.

[hot creek]

WHY IS IT FURRY PORN

[muted shuttle]

That’s local

Both of u are hosting that on your own network

Freaks

[hot creek]

Ohhhhh yeah sorry forgot about my locally hosted gay furry porn

Why he look like an ai epstien

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle help

[stiff cave]

Yea they didn't recognise the common local (LAN) ip that starts with 192.168.

[muted shuttle]

Skill isue

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[stiff cave]

nor did they see the port

[half compass]

whats a port

[hot creek]

How come one day i have doublenat and the other day i have open nat

[half compass]

whats a lan ip

im new here

i joined 15 (fifteen) minutes ago

[untold helm]

@hot creek do you like my website http://localhost:80

[hot creek]

yes

[stiff cave]

that gif is only supposed to be used after somebody farts

[half compass]

any idea why it doesnt work for me ?

[stiff cave]

😭 it's localhost://

[half compass]

whats locale hose

[stiff cave]

it's basically like a website hosted on only your device

[half compass]

no its not

its a web site

[stiff cave]

so only your device can access it

[half compass]

the link is blue

[untold helm]

It’s not that

[chilly bear]

localhost means “this computer”.
So when you send http://localhost:80, it works only for timbo, because the website is running on timbos machine.
When you open it, your computer looks for a website on your own localhost — and there isn’t one running there.

[untold helm]

It’s just for it to connect to your own device

[compact cobalt]

I'm gonna try out the Xbox mode thing on my Steam Deck

[half compass]

i dont beleieve you

[compact cobalt]

I've been wanting to reinstall SteamOS, but why not try this for the hell of it

[untold helm]

Other devices can connect to it assuming they are on the same network and connect to the right port

Just not at the localhost domain, as that just tells the browser to connect to the the host device

[chilly bear]

all you need to do is apt install localhost and itll work

[half compass]

whats apt ive never heard of it before

im very new here

[hot creek]

Why does the light mode on xbox look okay

[chilly bear]

it's a bruno mars song

[half compass]

oh yea now i remember

thx

[hot creek]

Nevermind

[half compass]

i love that song!

[chilly bear]

wo shi ni de baba

[stiff cave]

https://tenor.com/view/james-white-logic-confusion-apologetics-gif-13606618784111379811

[untold helm]

Why does Xbox have light mode

[stiff cave]

because microslop

[chilly bear]

some people prefer light mode

[untold helm]

Is @muted shuttle a people?

[chilly bear]

yes

[stiff cave]

They aren't something you can call "people"

[chilly bear]

i only wish you could change the mention color

[half compass]

@stiff cave you seem very smart and tech savvy do you know what a "root" is ? i saw it on my computer

[chilly bear]

dark mode discord looks so weird

[half compass]

it looks like a hacker

[chilly bear]

it means your computer is growing

like a plant

root of plant

[half compass]

is it normal

[chilly bear]

yes

why is flame still typing

im scared

[ashen basin]

gm

[compact cobalt]

I’m finally getting a good keyboard

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle snipe

[compact cobalt]

[chilly bear]

@manic tulip leak server logs 🗣️

[ashen basin]

Forgot to send but peak title screen

[untold helm]

Since I’m playing on deck I was able to import pngs 😛

[ashen basin]

Fuckkkkk youuu

[stiff cave]

I'm not sure you should run this on a linux machine to figure it out:

sudo rm -rf /* --no-preserve-𝗋οo𝚝

[ashen basin]

I’ve played for 40 hours and not a single marriage proposal….

[untold helm]

Does RuPaul have the same personality as Maxine?

[ashen basin]

No Maxine has the same personality as Anita Bath

[stiff cave]

don't actually do that

[chilly bear]

ok buddy im gonna have to ban you.

[ashen basin]

ok buddy im gonna have to ban you.

[stiff cave]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-kermit-the-frog-kermit-the-frog-meme-worried-kermit-sad-kermit-gif-2908512056935738589

i gtg for now

but I will leave with a nugget of wisdom

https://tenor.com/view/oogway-poop-wisdom-master-oogway-gif-17814390254136328386

[onyx bison]

So ive got iphone xr on iks 18 bit i also got a apple watch on watch os 26. Anyone know of there is anyway of paring it

[hot creek]

@polar python @muted shuttle @desert cairn @shepgoba Bro google added dex to pixel phones

[untold helm]

This will be ChromeOS in 2028

[spark yacht]

Actually it will be

[untold helm]

Almost like why I said that..

[feral plank]

westhjoijgytdrzawzesedcgbhjnk

[spark yacht]

What does this mean?

[feral plank]

what ever u want it to mean

[spark yacht]

I think it means you should go outside

[feral plank]

eh already did that also 11:36 at night mind u

[feral plank]

u should go touch a rock

[fervent dove]

vagina boob

[ashen basin]

boob vagina

[ashen basin]

Crickets

[ruby copper]

fr

gm

[slim loom]

gm

[hot creek]

What the fuck is going on with my wifi card

I boot up discord, no wifi card detected. I move my antennas, my pc forefully shuts off. repeat like 3 times. I unscrew one antenna, the bluetooth side, i get wifi. I screw both antennas in, no wifi card detected.

i unscrew both, no wifi

[royal yarrow]

Pray about it fr

[hot creek]

currently just have one wifi antenna screwed in so i can use my wifi

[royal yarrow]

Maybe the ops r getting to u spiritually

[hot creek]

cuz ya boi does not want to run an ethernet cable at 2am

[jagged turret]

Doesn't your house have fucked up grounding

[sour canyon]

250 GB of photos filleld

Since april 15

The genuine iPhone 15 Pro Max experience

[half compass]

genuinely

is this the genuine genuinely genuine experience?

[sour canyon]

@terse dome doctor yellow is on nozomi stopping pattern bound for tokyo rn there are sightings reported

[sour canyon]

genuinely.

[hot creek]

I guess i am allergic to my mom's shampoo. The worst part is it targeted my groin

[hot creek]

Is it bad

[sour canyon]

bad

[half compass]

what

???????

what

[half compass]

why are you always in japan

aren't you like american or something bru

[sour canyon]

Idk

[half compass]

i dont get it

japan doesn't allow double citizenship

wtf are you

[terse dome]

what is a uhh

[sour canyon]

yellow shinkansen they use to analyze the tracks (look for abnormalities, make sure it's in good shape, etc with lots of on-board diagnostic equipment)

there's only one in service, and they don't publish the schedules, so people have been predicting it

posting doctor yellow forecasts

this month's forecasts were basically right on the money

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Yellow#/media/File:Type923-T4.jpg

jr west's doctor yellow is the one that's still in service, jr central's is retired

[half compass]

is pregnancy real or just a myth

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/manfightdragon/status/2047928888907669530?s=46 hate it here

Lance McDonald (@manfightdragon)

Hugely terrible DRM has now been rolled out to all PS4 and PS5 digital games. Every digital game you buy now requires an online check-in every 30 days. If you buy a digital game and don't connect your console to the internet for 30 days, your license will be removed.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 25, 2026, 6:41 AM

[spark yacht]

Wow they had to put up a last middle finger before they killed of the ps4

I don't even get the point like this will be easily bypassable with a jailbreak

[slim nova]

omg

I wish google

[carmine elk]

myth

[sour canyon]

mm.... could it be platform 19???

[ashen basin]

Wtf I love blue shells

[slim nova]

piss train

[sour canyon]

There's a person with a fancy nikon and a booklet with a train on the front standing around here. So I think it's probably platform 19

[worthy garden]

bikes coming to be meta in this game

[ashen basin]

Idgaf I’m just better

[slim loom]

gm

[daring aspen]

gimp

[tepid ermine]

fuckass jews

[gilded vortex]

hungry basterds

[outer adder]

yo

[fringe comet]

Hi bro any one online

[split wave]

thats so fucking stupid

welp buying an xbox it seems

hell might aswell buy the switch 2 and pay $80 on 20 year old games

[fringe comet]

Can anyone tell me how jailbreak a iPad

Version is 16.7.8

Can anyone pls

[split wave]

#bot-commands /canijailbreak

should have a guide

[fringe comet]

What guide

I will back bro

1 sec

[split wave]

feels so bad to be a whitename

for the third time now

[fringe comet]

Hi bro

What is the guide name

[candid spear]

keynote is wayyyy better than powerpoint

[nova dragon]

Apple will really take down anything useful but let stuff like this be on the App Store

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/jenny-mods-and-addons/id6449147424

[odd cargo]

Finally have over 2k songs

[rich dune]

!t guide

[fervent dove]

Hey @fringe comet, have a look at this!

guide

Complete guide to iOS and tvOS modification, from stock to jailbroken

Added by eric#1997 | Used 3,071 times · Dec 21, 2020, 11:23 PM

[wind gull]

7MB per song?

[zenith quiver]

Can anyone help me with uncover iOS 13.7

[slim loom]

use odyssey instead

unc0ver is shit

[zenith quiver]

the touch doesn’t work idk why

[slim loom]

???

what touch

[zenith quiver]

like the screen doesn’t let me touch anything let me reboot and then jailbreak

And I’ll show u

[split nimbus]

@ruby copper bro

ping me when u on

@muted shuttle

[worthy garden]

Bro./

[arctic field]

Bro has finals🥀

[molten basalt]

I'm looking for an older version of the Kick app. Please if anyone has it or knows where to find it I really need it

[worthy garden]

Don ask.

[gilded vortex]

acul

[arctic field]

Mineekstore?

[[pancakestore]]

We really need pancake store here

[molten basalt]

I have jailbreak I try AppStore ++ but nothing found

[gilded vortex]

iOS vers?

pancakestore requires an iPhone or iPad running iOS 16.4 or later

[worthy garden]

@manic tulip i am modding my wii u

[manic tulip]

better install isfshax

[worthy garden]

why

what’s this for

i just reset my wii u for fresh start

[manic tulip]

lower level bricc protection

[worthy garden]

after i setup i shall install it

[manic tulip]

also handy for if you have a hynix mmc and its dying

[worthy garden]

i’m mostly using the wii portion

[molten basalt]

iOS 16 jailbroken I found muffinStore It worked for me I found the older versions in it

[manic tulip]

peak

[worthy garden]

i will hope it doesn’t brick

[manic tulip]

handy to mod that too so you can fuck with more shit on it

remember to make backups

[worthy garden]

yessir

i will be doing

[molten basalt]

Thanks guys @arctic field @gilded vortex

[worthy garden]

also upgrading to 128sd card

what’s a nintendo network id

wtf

[manic tulip]

for what bruh all that homebrew?

[worthy garden]

yes it’s a left over sd card

[manic tulip]

[worthy garden]

i have 32gig atm in it

[manic tulip]

unc status

[worthy garden]

i had this wii since

like a child

i didn’t wipe the sd card

[manic tulip]

oh good god

[worthy garden]

and i reset it

[manic tulip]

that is uh

old hb

[worthy garden]

yea

imma turn off and put in my new sd card

[manic tulip]

it did boot up after you uh

reset it

right

[worthy garden]

to that yes

[manic tulip]

does it boot to a home screen at all?

old wiiu hb is uh

[worthy garden]

nope

[manic tulip]

weird

and can brick you if you reset it

[worthy garden]

i am changing sd card wait

i hope use

i have hope

[manic tulip]

what happens without the sd card

does it boot or what

[worthy garden]

yes

the old sd card didn’t get wiped with hombres

i thought it did when resetting

[manic tulip]

the sd card doesnt matter its the files on the system that get obliterated when you reset that kinda matter

[worthy garden]

i get a failed a load screen then it boots into WII U menu

[manic tulip]

well thats better than what it could be

[worthy garden]

didn’t know this was sketchy or hard

i’m praying i get to home screen

[manic tulip]

im stealing from the tomes of nh

[worthy garden]

i am making my mii

[worthy garden]

so i prob need old sd card

with hombrew stuff

cause i am on home menu as we speak

[manic tulip]

the fact that you can boot is ideal

[worthy garden]

rng luck

[manic tulip]

if you used cbhc to mod

[manic tulip]

it would have been joever

[grim palm]

What is this place

[manic tulip]

jailbreak

[worthy garden]

what should i do now before i brick myself

the thing you sent?

[half compass]

a sweaty ballsack

[manic tulip]

what happens when you open health and safety

[half compass]

with the 2 balls representing aaron and gir

[manic tulip]

ok so its probably tiramisu

[worthy garden]

yea

thought so

no sd card in at all

my wii U comes with mario kart 8

[manic tulip]

me when bonus partition

something something https://wiki.hacks.guide/wiki/Wii_U:Moving_from_Tiramisu_to_Aroma

[worthy garden]

i need moving sd card guide

or put in new sd card and get the folder it makes

[worthy garden]

will it work if i put the sd card in wii U eject it out into pc drag and drop files

with the new sd card

[manic tulip]

this is getting confusing

bouncing between them too many times

[worthy garden]

i am confused also

i do not mod wii u’s

[manic tulip]

if you put that old sd card back in does it just boot straight to this lmao

just getting the story straight

bro disappeared

[ruby copper]

@manic tulip @worthy garden @half compass actual trolling has been done

import a 3ds mii qr code into a fucking TAS for tomodachi life

😭😭

[worthy garden]

i’m testing it now sorry

i had a issue

[worthy garden]

bro is cooking

[ruby copper]

gm

[manic tulip]

peak

[half compass]

bro had something in his throat

[ruby copper]

Yes

Sorry

[ruby copper]

this is maxine's mii being imported from a qr code

unmodded console etc

[worthy garden]

it tried to boot when i powered on then i opened the safety app

[manic tulip]

alright so its working

[worthy garden]

yea

[ruby copper]

@alpine cypress as well

[manic tulip]

https://github.com/wiiu-env/AromaUpdater/releases/download/v0.2.3/AromaUpdater_v0_2_3_Tiramisu.zip

put on sd card

then go to mii maker

[ruby copper]

why is hydrate giving a wii u homebrew one on one

[manic tulip]

cause im bored

[worthy garden]

can i transfer all my current files to new sd card?

[half compass]

i should buy some sort of switch

[manic tulip]

yea we're just getting tiramisun't

[half compass]

theyre funny devices so

[manic tulip]

we'll move later

[worthy garden]

i have to use ftpd

[manic tulip]

no sd reader?

[half compass]

i have the money but i dont wanna spend my savings

[worthy garden]

yea that’s why i’m switching to sandisk

sd card

i have reader for those

[manic tulip]

qhar

[worthy garden]

what switch uses

[manic tulip]

brand specific sd reader?

micro sd?

[worthy garden]

yea

i have reader for those

[manic tulip]

ah

[worthy garden]

lemme see if ftpd app works or im cooked

[manic tulip]

actually moving sd cards will probably be fine

tiramisu isnt very picky

just gotta hope the files duplicate correctly

[worthy garden]

i will pray

[manic tulip]

if not its easy enough to fix it up

i think

[worthy garden]

i need to connect to wifi

i hate this bro

why did i reset

[tepid ermine]

Hey luca

[worthy garden]

hello

[manic tulip]

i mean the resetting didnt do much

[worthy garden]

i mean i could of probably just moved sd card with updated files

[manic tulip]

actually you know what fuck it lets cut out the middle man

[worthy garden]

[manic tulip]

lets just setup tiramisu fresh

on the new card

[worthy garden]

yes i am

[manic tulip]

peak

[worthy garden]

so u don’t want me to move files now

[manic tulip]

i mean 75% of them will be tiramisu only homebrew im guessing

so

[worthy garden]

fair enough

[manic tulip]

(yes theres been a homebrew format change between tiramisu and aroma)

[manic tulip]

just remember to grab

very handy

[worthy garden]

what format

sd

[manic tulip]

fat32

[worthy garden]

i wish i googled

[manic tulip]

mbr partition map

if mac

[split nimbus]

bro u ok ..

[worthy garden]

fat22

[manic tulip]

fat1

[worthy garden]

who uses mac

[manic tulip]

me

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-kid-jumpscare-kid-heart-attack-gif-12535254628037896885

[frosty grail]

mmmmmm tiramisu

[worthy garden]

where is format fat32 program

i had it before

[frosty grail]

aaron storage

[worthy garden]

gui format

[gilded vortex]

I didn't help much but you're welcome

[manic tulip]

no hes exFAT

[split nimbus]

aaron big ???

[manic tulip]

shitty marketing stunt

[manic tulip]

yuh

[frosty grail]

no 🤏

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-generator-gif-22648083

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stealer-gif-21321506

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

[worthy garden]

i’m crashing out hydrate

[manic tulip]

it cannot be THAT hard to format an sd card and copy some files to it

[ruby copper]

I'm trying to just distract myself but I am really sad

[worthy garden]

i’m looking for the program where they link in the guide

since windows does exfat and nfts

[ruby copper]

Fucking happens in the week before my final exams as well

Fml

It hasn't even fully landed yet

[manic tulip]

something something https://wiki.hacks.guide/wiki/Formatting_an_SD_card/Windows

[ruby copper]

I think I'll be more sad when it's processed that's usually how it goes for me

[frosty grail]

rjb meetup

[manic tulip]

the innocent person in the car with them

[chilly bear]

maxine

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-meme-uma-musume-pretty-derby-silence-suzuka-special-week-gif-11997156035503402883

[worthy garden]

im getting trolled hydrate

format sd card put into wii U boot it

power off to pc

drag file

[manic tulip]

mac be damned it at least lets you format a drive

[worthy garden]

yes bro.

ofc

just no wiiu folder

[manic tulip]

you create it

it doesnt make one

[worthy garden]

ic

[ruby copper]

Name ur sd card "wiiu" for more success rate

[manic tulip]

alternatively whatever you copy to it is what creates it

[chilly bear]

DO NOT ⚠️

[manic tulip]

tiramisu moment

[half compass]

Does this apply to macos drive names too

Will it bless my mac

[ruby copper]

No

Only if ur modding a wii u

[worthy garden]

done

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/a-gem-benjammins-chud-door-door-cam-gif-7224643390232569308

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper All of My Problems Always Involve Me.

[arctic field]

Ew

[worthy garden]

i found my issue

wait

@manic tulip next step sir?

[manic tulip]

does your shit still boot

[worthy garden]

yes