general

[near pine]

From what I’ve been hearing , going any higher and it’s Ggs

[dense valve]

No work like that

[chilly bear]

but why not

[dense valve]

No work

[chilly bear]

iphone

@dense valve where did "milk male" come from 😭

[dense valve]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

I know what you are.

[chilly bear]

i only said this once wtf

[dense valve]

falsekirk

@chilly bear kdfu ccan only be entered while jailbroken right

[chilly bear]

i have no idea.

[dense valve]

k

-# (dfu)

[chilly bear]

look thru https://github.com/LukeZGD/Legacy-iOS-Kit restore.sh to learn more.

[dense valve]

restore.sh https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-yapping-i-stand-at-the-end-of-my-days-i-have-sinned-at-the-end-of-my-days-speed-talking-gif-17714085846938483931

I know bash but like that shit is way too complicated for me

What the fuck restore.sh is 12k lines @chilly bear @desert cairn

https://github.com/LukeZGD/Legacy-iOS-Kit/blob/main/restore.sh#L12116

[chilly bear]

yea it has everything in it

no dependencies

[compact cobalt]

@muted shuttle should I sell my Switch to get more 3DS

[muted shuttle]

Um

Idk

[rich kite]

Yes gay ?

[ashen basin]

I would certainly hope not

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Yes gay ?

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble Yes gay ?

[ashen basin]

@teal bramble Yes gay ?

[chilly bear]

@teal bramble Yes gay ?

[velvet zenith]

Anyone from brazil ?

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale You are crushing on a robot on my island

I didnt know you were like this

[muted shuttle]

Woah

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Get a job

And im not talkin about no foot.

[desert cairn]

why not

[velvet zenith]

⚠️

Only real jobs.

And hand.

[ashen basin]

And hand.

Idk how I managed this but I have the exact amount of space needed to add 4 more miis while not having to redesign anything

4 more miis i get an expansion

[desert cairn]

myth

[versed sun]

Took 10 minutes just to get a game to load and not crash

Loading into the map

4 load in attempts

Don’t even want to play anymore

[half compass]

penises

@snow crypt please leave the general vc you are pissing me off

thank you

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424555633767878696/1427043348925124638/HEHEHHEHE.gif

[snow crypt]

What

[half compass]

wdym bro

i think i was pretty clear

[versed sun]

Can’t wait to do this again when I gotta load the game

[half compass]

thank you

[ornate latch]

cyborg dot gov @teal bramble @desert cairn

[snow crypt]

gng all I did was join and ur on my dick like what😭

[ornate latch]

yeah he's gay he likes dick

[snow crypt]

So like stfu

No comeback that’s crazy

[ornate latch]

@half compass Jebediah Scrumptious

[desert cairn]

those who know

[velvet zenith]

I know

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn @polar python @teal bramble Can i have $17.03 + shipping + tax

[desert cairn]

@ornate latch should i remake fastllm in golang

no

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[ornate latch]

yes

[desert cairn]

i really like tailscale's aperture but it doesnt do cross provider mapping or whatever you want to call it

like using /v1/messages for a /v1/chat/completions provider

[velvet zenith]

make a pr

[ornate latch]

oh so like

[desert cairn]

i dont think its open source

[ornate latch]

translation?

[desert cairn]

yeah

[half compass]

me too

i need a new isp

this shit sucks

[versed sun]

Where’s the Bike???

[muted shuttle]

Right there

[versed sun]

Can’t select text

Actually never tried that

[dense valve]

Up 240% in website requests and at 6gb of bandwith used after 1 day of being in use with keto

[desert cairn]

ye

[versed sun]

Still failed

Google just wants me to use it without vpn enabled

[desert cairn]

fr

[dense valve]

Up 114.6% in 4xx errors

Amazing

[ebon rover]

What can I do with iPhone 4 with deep battery probably

An application is running the green Jailbreak loading even with the iPhone 4 in bootloop, is this a good sign?

Does anyone here know some tools to resolve the bootloop in Windows for the iPhone 4?

[chilly bear]

dfu ipsw ? @dense valve ?

[alpine cypress]

that's awesome, congrats!!

[thick tapir]

even flow

[faint pelican]

gm

[hot creek]

Who tf did this

[faint pelican]

the fuck is this this

[hot creek]

Android

[faint pelican]

they really tryna copy iOS😭🫪

[compact cobalt]

Amazon fucked up lol

I ordered a replacement part for my pen, but they ended up sending me a whole damn new pen + the part I wanted

So now I have a Vista to add to the collection…

[split nimbus]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-aVOq6bkAAWIXx.gif

[hot creek]

Meow

[craggy fog]

Guys I don't think Nugget works on the latest iOS beta

[hot creek]

Can i have $350 @polar python @desert cairn :3

[gusty gulch]

but we had to leave Josie behind

I miss her

I saw her today for like a minute

[craggy fog]

Fried
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/821819936933543936/1497082630665932952/IMG_0696.jpg?ex=69ec3a59&is=69eae8d9&hm=0db48c387d04dec7d7bc12006797d77300794244cfdb423ccf08afa96f5834c8&

[manic tulip]

Solid Nugget moment

Me when I fuck with files and the phone stops working

[ashen basin]

Why are you fucking files

[velvet zenith]

Drooling emoji

sorry

[manic tulip]

Nugget, not me

[ashen basin]

lies

[polar python]

sent

[manic tulip]

I’m surprised nugget hasn’t been charged as a sex offender yet with all the files it touches

[polar python]

?

[velvet zenith]

@polar python Hi

[ashen basin]

wtf 😭

[polar python]

Oh brother he’s here

Hi!

[manic tulip]

@polar python how’s the house

[velvet zenith]

@polar python Can you send me 5 dollars ach

[manic tulip]

[polar python]

Very housey

[tame rock]

Peter Griffin

[polar python]

No

[ashen basin]

Smoked out by jazzy already

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-damn-bro-daamn-that-was-obvious-realising-gif-24880382

[tame rock]

Thank you GIR

[manic tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/809294659158540329/1494306571310862527/grab.gif

Apparently this gif makes peoples clients crawl

[hot creek]

Not showing :/

[polar python]

Cuz i lied

[polar python]

Mods

Crash gif

[tame rock]

It struggled to load a little

But it’s fine for me

[ashen basin]

Fr

[manic tulip]

Fuck I wish we still had the crash gif era

Remember the despicable me fart gun one

[tame rock]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-nefario-fart-gun-gif-20054143

[hot creek]

Pweaseee

[velvet zenith]

No

[manic tulip]

Yesssss

[polar python]

Leave me alone it’s looking for devices

[ashen basin]

Why is it looking

It has eyes

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Will i get apfs trolled ?

[tame rock]

Loving Super Meat Boy on iOS!

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/markgurman/status/2047521953167352288?s=46 how tf are u supposed to see

Mark Gurman (@markgurman)

iOS 26.5 and watchOS 26.5 will have a new Pride Luminance wallpaper and watch face when it is released in the coming weeks.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 24, 2026, 3:44 AM

[tame rock]

Liquid Ass 2.0

[manic tulip]

The gayness will beam the time to you

Telepathically

[ashen basin]

woah

It uses shock therapy

[hot creek]

https://x.com/i/status/1847270555856019571

Illinois Department of Animal Services (@illinoisdoas)

X · Oct 18, 2024, 1:36 PM

[tame rock]

The steam frame has to come out today

[craggy fog]

iPhone is not being recognized by the computer

[hot creek]

Damn i guess i really do have a bunch of useless shit

[fringe comet]

Hi

Bro

[worthy quail]

this Chromebooks power monitoring is ass

[fringe comet]

Can anyone jailbreak the iPad 16.7.8

[worthy quail]

It’s been unplugged for a minute and it still says it’s charging

[fringe comet]

Tell bro

[hot creek]

Idk bro

[worthy quail]

#jailbreak

[hot creek]

Wire less charging

[worthy quail]

clearly

[worthy quail]

you probably have a cheese house

[cunning marsh]

my phone feels smoother with ios 26.4.2

[craggy fog]

Pressing the trust button on the iMac when the phone is plugged in reports that “Value is missing”

[uncut token]

b

[untold helm]

@tame rock Happy birthday!

[tame rock]

Thank you

[tame rock]

Solstice+Tinge!

Or some other app notification coloring tweak

[teal bramble]

@tame rock happy birthday

[tame rock]

Thank you

[teal bramble]

Wow congrats the ‘eek

[hot creek]

67 @muted shuttle

[tame rock]

shock

Huh

Uh

I just

Found a remnant of what I hated in old iOS

Ringer volume change for when Siri is talking

https://tenor.com/view/el-macho-gru-recognizing-el-macho-recognize-seeing-oomf-irl-gif-372244127754047581

[steel geode]

guys

my ipod touch 4 is on ios 4

is that rare

[worthy garden]

Hello

[lofty hound]

this bug is still a thing in carplay, say you have low volume music playing all of sudden you get ear raped by maps using a separate "ringer" volume

[faint pelican]

ohhhhh ok🫪

[lofty hound]

damn coconut is still kicking?

[faint pelican]

somehow😂i’m shocked my mac is. it died the other day and finally came back on lmfao

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/unc-still-got-it-gif-6384030002593541773

[faint pelican]

operating time of 2,150 days💀

battery manufacturered may 2019. it’s about to pull a samsung 😭🫪

my screen was made in 2017…apple wtf

[manic tulip]

development pipeline be damned

[faint pelican]

oh and my touch bar doesn’t work

i cracked it

[manic tulip]

dumbass

[faint pelican]

i dropped my phone on it on accident

the screen is fucking plastic why isn’t the touch bar. and before you hit me with “they can’t make touch screens with plastic screens” yes the fuck they can😂

does suck tho ngl

i crashed out when it happened and beat it with my vape

[manic tulip]

oh ok

[ruby copper]

@manic tulip iOS 8 downgrade

[manic tulip]

excellent

now make baseband work

[teal bramble]

ear what

[lofty hound]

did I stutter

[teal bramble]

yes

[lofty hound]

https://tenor.com/view/the-undertaker-aj-styles-wwe-boneyard-match-wrestle-mania36-gif-16943984

[sour canyon]

Even when it's 4°C outside, I know my iPhone 15 Pro Max will come through wit dat "iPhone needs to cool down" and refuse to focus in the camera

[tame rock]

https://vxtwitter.com/gabefollower/status/2047552128403546209?s=46&t=3X3TWXrd0Km2ZQOyeO1eaA

‎Gabe Follower (@gabefollower)

The official page for the Steam Controller on the Komodo Station website just went live.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 24, 2026, 5:44 AM

It’s time

ITS FUCKING TIME

[sour canyon]

o shit

[uncut token]

the

[tame rock]

and on my birthday too!

[ruby copper]

@tame rock happy birthday

[tame rock]

Thank you

[uncut token]

my birthday is tomorrow

[ruby copper]

@uncut token happy early birthday

[uncut token]

Thanks I love u

[tame rock]

Happy early birthday what a coincidence

[ruby copper]

Love you too

[uncut token]

Steam_happy

[tame rock]

https://tenor.com/view/squim-dance-squim-smiling-friends-gif-9777809626490916553

steam_happy

[uncut token]

I made the I was looking for a job video into an animated sticker in WhatsApp idk how I just exported to webp and converted it using a ChatGPT python file

[teal bramble]

my physics teacher just said i wont fail the class so that i can pass the grade

wow

[tame rock]

HOLY SHIT

All the websites are up

It literally has to be announced today there’s no way it’s not

[sour canyon]

announcement of cancellation

[carmine elk]

still unable to rped shit

[sour canyon]

( )

[stark berry]

Why is ur screen is super zoomed in

[faint pelican]

yes

[carmine elk]

is this a8 turdus merula

[faint pelican]

according to coconut battery mines gotten to 50°C

but 13

[fresh stump]

Who here uses uYouEnhanced?

[faint pelican]

this is general

[fresh stump]

And that’s a general question.

[faint pelican]

about jailbreaks🫢

[fresh stump]

That’s what #jailbreak is for.

[faint pelican]

and this is general.

[fresh stump]

uYouEnhanced is an sideloaded thing.

[faint pelican]

which is….

say it with me

a conversation for

#jailbreak

[fresh stump]

It doesn’t need a jailbreak to be installed.

It’s like asking “Who uses YouTube”.

[faint pelican]

“side load thing” “doesn’t need a jailbreak” it’s still a jailbreak thing bruh omg white names bruh

[fresh stump]

It doesn’t

[faint pelican]

ok. whatever u say

[fresh stump]

Use SideStore or alt store.

Neither need a jailbreak to work.

[fresh stump]

Well, do you use YouTube?

[carmine elk]

slurs are nono brw

[faint pelican]

guess what i said

[worthy garden]

Sorry

[faint pelican]

how dare you

[coral fog]

the f slur

[faint pelican]

which one tho

[ruby copper]

idk

is it?

[worthy garden]

can we make mineek a slur

[ruby copper]

Yes

To eek

[worthy garden]

a dutch slur

[ruby copper]

No

[worthy garden]

Wow

[faint pelican]

why not

fuckin ^

[faint pelican]

wait i didn’t realize i was in the presence of such brilliance

[fresh stump]

Who up youing their tube?

[teal bramble]

@half compass

ts old ball

[ruby copper]

this must be pretty painful for the bird

[faint pelican]

i wanna be mean but i can’t

[teal bramble]

YOU MADE MY DAY THE WOREST DAY EVER

[faint pelican]

🫪

[teal bramble]

? in a box

[faint pelican]

on de wey?

[ruby copper]

Yo wtf

The mineeshop is already 154GB

@muted shuttle Wtf

It grew so rapidly

[faint pelican]

wait what did i miss

oh you’re talking about the minecraft server 😂

[rich dune]

wtfbrother

[faint pelican]

that i am not in cuz i dont have my PA5 anymore

[ruby copper]

Like 2 weeks ago Maxine started hosting my mineeshop shit which basically is just nintendo switch games that are legally dumped and put on an archive.

It is now 154GB

[faint pelican]

ohhhhh

legally huh? okaay

[ruby copper]

Yes

All legally dumped

And all users of the mineeshop are verified to own these games Legally

[faint pelican]

i believe u bro

[ruby copper]

Yes

Thank you

[faint pelican]

don’t gotta convince me bro

the less ik tho. the better

can i be mean to whitenames

pls

[ruby copper]

Sure idc

[faint pelican]

you’re only a dev

not good enough

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[faint pelican]

make a tweak that will break their phones tho

[ruby copper]

No I don't make tweaks

Tweak dev is boring af

[faint pelican]

call it something like

[ruby copper]

No one jailbreaks in 2026 anyway

[faint pelican]

“the bestest mostest best tweak ever ever”

[ruby copper]

fr

[faint pelican]

that’s..sad

[ruby copper]

yup but its the truth

Apple has won

It's over

[faint pelican]

what happened

i’m stoned as shit sorry

[ruby copper]

iOS 16 is the latest with a full jb and we're on iOS 26 now

[slim loom]

I wonder how many people in this server use a jailbroken device as their main phone

[faint pelican]

i use too

[slim loom]

(i do)

[faint pelican]

2016 was fun

[ruby copper]

With all the protections apple added, a jailbreak coming out for e.g. iOS 18 / iOS 26 is very unlikely

For new devices

[faint pelican]

the iphone x really killed it tbh

[ruby copper]

I mean I don't and I'm a genius in this server for some reason

[faint pelican]

and they kinda just added what we were doing ANYWAY so it really did just die cuz they ended up giving us what we wanted. they didn’t win. we didn’t lose.

[ruby copper]

The only thing that would be cool for apple to add is a daily wallpaper refresh feature

[faint pelican]

you can do that lol

[slim loom]

Im gonna use my 15 pro on 17.0 for a while then ill prob get the 18 pro max

[ruby copper]

Yaeh but automatically getting it from idk bing images

I cba to download like 50 images

[faint pelican]

eh fair but gay

[faint pelican]

i can send you photos i’ve taken

mine are much better

[ruby copper]

My current wallpaper is a picture I took when the northern lights were visible back in january

that was so cool tho bro

I'm in the netherlands and somehow they were visible very clearly here

[faint pelican]

hang on

[slim loom]

i thought your from denmark

[ruby copper]

No

[faint pelican]

i’m in indiana US and have seen them here

[ruby copper]

fr

[worthy garden]

i need this

[ruby copper]

I remember plx told me, I was already laying in bed getting ready to sleep

Never got untired so fast bro

It's insane

[worthy garden]

happy birthday bro

[fresh stump]

I’m only jailbroken because I don’t like Apple. (I’m also stuck on an X but that’s a whole different story.)

[faint pelican]

god i miss doing photography

this has got to be one of my favorites

[ruby copper]

nice

[faint pelican]

there’s over 300 on my drop box and hella on my mac😭

i have a box full of photos i’ve printed somewhere

much better than bing

[fresh stump]

Oh wow, that’s beautiful. I think my wallpaper was a similar shot.

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper Im gonna cry

I’m blaming u

[ruby copper]

What did I do

[teal bramble]

I don’t know but I blame you

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321259694123384913/1487648133352652850/caption.gif

[faint pelican]

fuckin

uh

uh

uh

uhhhh

uhhhhhhh

unmmm

you

uh

[faint pelican]

you GOAT CHEESE BUTT PENIS!

i can’t say yk

[worthy garden]

so funny bro

i’m laughing so hard!

[faint pelican]

what’s really funny is how my upstairs neighbor is about to find out about my surprise tool. surprise! it’s a gun!

[worthy garden]

You are funny Brother.

[faint pelican]

why are we banging on the floor at 3am

go to sleep

[fresh stump]

Kade, sorry to be rude but was your dock pic ever colorgraded more blue?

[carmine elk]

nope. everyone must like mineek

[faint pelican]

no fuuuuun

[split nimbus]

what the shit

[faint pelican]

stay quiet

the fuck

simple

[fresh stump]

I am annoyed by the deb package format. (On Linux).

It’s got so much potential to be great yet it’s stuck on some of the worst distros I’ve ever used.

[narrow crown]

hello again transsexual

[fresh stump]

Hi there

(I just like the emoji because I added it to my name by accident.)

[narrow crown]

yeah sure

trans emoji

freudian slip

[fresh stump]

I was trying to add the actual flag

[narrow crown]

ah

[fresh stump]

But I was on an ancient android phone which didn’t get emoji updates.

[narrow crown]

i have the symbol tattooed on my thigh

i think it is rlly cool

[fresh stump]

Nice

⛎ I also like this symbol

It’s a good “I don’t like traditional Astrology” type thing.

[alpine cypress]

naw. I've been away from Oreo for months and I miss him so much

[faint pelican]

instead of saying the r word, just start calling people reeeeecola dumbasses

[teal bramble]

Bro ima kms

i butchered ts exam bc i didnt have enough time

literally 1 page was one subtask and there was 3 of them in one task

and there were 5 tasks

[ruby copper]

@teal bramble @faint pelican @alpine cypress @fresh stump I am SO getting banned off of fruit ninja classic

[rich dune]

@ruby copper #782323285294841896 message

[faint pelican]

useless ping

[rich dune]

?

finally, a proper gui debugger for gnu/linux https://github.com/x64dbg/x64dbg/releases/tag/2026.04.20

[half compass]

@rich dune can you help me sir

[gloomy basin]

how to jailbreak my keyboardddddddddd????????????

[fresh stump]

:) I can’t tell if that’s serious or not. But also lol?

I do not think that’s possible.

[gloomy basin]

howw

bro wdym

[teal bramble]

yup

[alpine cypress]

bro memedit (2)

[rich dune]

a

[worthy garden]

a

[slim nova]

Apple

If you’re making a foldable

Please make the inner display able to use ipadOS 26 window management

[carmine elk]

frr or evn linix

[dull kernel]

I m on ios 16.3.1 my google maps freezing and live tracking not working properly any 1 knows how to fix this glitch i dnt want to update ios cause of trollstore

[slim nova]

😭

[split nimbus]

. .・*。
　　・゜
　 °。+ * 。
　　　　　.・゜
　　　　　゜｡ﾟ
　　　　　　　ﾟ.
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　　　　　⠀⠈⠛⠿⢿⣿⡟⠀⠀+

[ruby copper]

@split nimbus Hiii

[ashen basin]

wtf

[split nimbus]

HELLO BROTHER

⡠⠒⠒⠦⣄⠀⠀
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[placid copper]

anyone here use sidestore? keep getting the re do pairing error even after following those steps

[worthy garden]

#jailbreak try

[slim nova]

Ooo ascii art

[placid copper]

its not a jail broken though

[worthy garden]

Ok?

Just ask

[split nimbus]

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[burnt kite]

Nitro

[onyx urchin]

I went to the yung ho cafe and everybody knew yall @gusty hedge @split nimbus @ashen basin

[ashen basin]

Why are you going to the yung ho cafe

[onyx urchin]

had to see if yall were there

Duhh??

[teal bramble]

@onyx urchin Hi twin

how u been

[onyx urchin]

hi good

Been back from travels now for a week

or so

[teal bramble]

where u been

!?

[onyx urchin]

how are you

[teal bramble]

i’m good

[onyx urchin]

I went Thailand 2 days, Vietnam 3.5 weeks, 1 week Malaga

[teal bramble]

wow

rich ass

[onyx urchin]

Was pretty cheap

[teal bramble]

im on max volume why is it not loud

apple music 😤

[teal bramble]

how much

[onyx urchin]

but now I gotta pay my cc off

today

[teal bramble]

im going to the uk, romania, france and uhhh

[onyx urchin]

I think about 3.5k total maybe less

[teal bramble]

frankfurt but thats germany and its lame

maybe nl aswell

[onyx urchin]

probably less

[teal bramble]

idk

[teal bramble]

that’s not that much

1/3 of that is probably flight tickets lmao

did u enjoy it

[abstract tundra]

Crying

Why frankfurt

Go somewhere nice at least

[teal bramble]

Hbf trip

jk im going to the weeknd in frankfurt

[abstract tundra]

Oh oka

[onyx urchin]

flights were like 360 to go to Bangkok, 200 to Vietnam, then 544 to go back home with layover in China so I went outside in Beijing for like 15 hours

[abstract tundra]

Must be a good band then to risk getting killed in frankfurt

[onyx urchin]

I think I spent closer to 4-5k

I gotta pay like 2k cc off

zzz

[teal bramble]

layover in China !

waow

[teal bramble]

[onyx urchin]

yea China was nice

[teal bramble]

im really upset about my exam

[onyx urchin]

u fucked up your exam?

[teal bramble]

Kinda bro i wrote too much

😭😭😭

had no time for other tasks

[abstract tundra]

[onyx urchin]

how is too much bad

ah

[teal bramble]

i forgot it was 45 mins not 1:30 hrs

[abstract tundra]

Well shit

[onyx urchin]

rip

[teal bramble]

i wrote like 4 pages i think for one task

its stupid tho

[onyx urchin]

[teal bramble]

45 mins isnt enough for ts exam

[onyx urchin]

how much can u get for the exam now max

[abstract tundra]

Would never write so much

[onyx urchin]

with the other things missing

[teal bramble]

uhhh like 1:30

u can extend to ur break tho to 1:50

[onyx urchin]

I mean score

[teal bramble]

oh like what grade

umm

like maybe atleast 50% correct

passing grade

[onyx urchin]

shi well hopefully it’s passing at least

[teal bramble]

but its not good enough because im on the verge of failing ts class

Not good tho

[onyx urchin]

I loved the US where I had adhd accommodations and got double time for all my exams

[abstract tundra]

Sounds like me in german

[teal bramble]

hey atleast the good news is that my physics teacher has my back and will make sure i wont repeat the grade

lmao

[onyx urchin]

mashallah

[teal bramble]

Wtf thats so cool

[onyx urchin]

yea

[abstract tundra]

Awesome

[onyx urchin]

I could choose between 1.5x and 2x

I would still spend almost the full time for the exam cuz I be overthinking everything lmao

[slim nova]

Shep

[abstract tundra]

I had like 15% extension in middle school

[slim nova]

@teal bramble ligma nuts ahh name

[abstract tundra]

Never used it tho

[teal bramble]

i have like 10 min time extension tho because i have german as a secondary language

they never apply it tho and its [censored]

[abstract tundra]

I agree

And i have german as primary language

[teal bramble]

haha noob

[abstract tundra]

Like, im better in english than in german

[teal bramble]

dude once a teacher said to me that i cant apply jt because its unfair to other students

i got her fired like a week later

[teal bramble]

same

[teal bramble]

[abstract tundra]

LMAO

[abstract tundra]

[teal bramble]

its not fair

i had a 1,6 (grade not points) in geography last year because it was in english

now i have a 4- to 5

and the teacher unironically said “it’s
not bc u can’t communicate u just don’t want to”

Like bro i cant get words out of my mouth and not understand the task sometimes wtf do u expect

Hi icraze

[obtuse ruin]

gm

[abstract tundra]

LMAOOO

[teal bramble]

how u doing

[abstract tundra]

smh stop being shy then

[obtuse ruin]

procrastinating too much

[teal bramble]

im telling vw to enroll me into a private english only school

fr

[obtuse ruin]

[teal bramble]

u not claude code bruh

[obtuse ruin]

he just be thinking these days

[abstract tundra]

Lmao

[obtuse ruin]

well thinking when i dont want him to
and not thinking at all when i want him to

[teal bramble]

i think i have a good chance if i do good at my internship

[worthy garden]

hi icraze

[teal bramble]

lmao

[abstract tundra]

Well then gl

[teal bramble]

Thx!!!

Vw wolfsburg needs to be deleted

[abstract tundra]

Hopefully can get my gcse

[teal bramble]

abi ?

[abstract tundra]

Yes

[teal bramble]

Waw

what profile

[abstract tundra]

Might fail because german

[obtuse ruin]

mf created some files and was like "okay we all done"
im like "bro the files are empty"
"oh yeah lets actually write the code now"

[teal bramble]

dude picked linguistics

[abstract tundra]

IT sales i guess

[teal bramble]

dumb ass cloid

[teal bramble]

u live in munich right??

[abstract tundra]

Yes

[teal bramble]

Hm.

[abstract tundra]

Somewhere munich

[teal bramble]

i got invited to tu munich when im done w school

lol

[abstract tundra]

Lmao

Gl getting an apartment in munich then LMAO

[teal bramble]

I’m not broke so

might not be a issue

i think

[abstract tundra]

Cryin

[teal bramble]

unless its a housing problem

[abstract tundra]

I mean like munich is expensive

[teal bramble]

yea ik

lowkey expected for a state that wanted to go independent

😭

[abstract tundra]

LMAO

[teal bramble]

bavaria makes like half of germanys gdp

i think

[abstract tundra]

yes

[teal bramble]

how the hell

even

[abstract tundra]

Basically

Bavaria becoming bankrupt because berlin

[teal bramble]

What

im cirne

[abstract tundra]

Well bavaria has to give away billions to germany so they can give it berlin and others

Who dont have money

[teal bramble]

i get why they wanted to go independent

bavaria and baden württemberg would be a fire duo

[abstract tundra]

TRUE

they have like the most companies of all of germany

[teal bramble]

Maybe take nrw too

Actually just take everything except mecklenburg vorpommen

[abstract tundra]

LMAOO

nah berlin is shit asw

[teal bramble]

niedersachsen is literally just known for volkswagen thats about it

[abstract tundra]

Tru

[teal bramble]

it was pretty cool when i was there ngl

[abstract tundra]

Well i went from munich to berlin once

[teal bramble]

and sachsen anhalt is just gypsies

[teal bramble]

downgrade

fr

[abstract tundra]

Frfr

[teal bramble]

specifically magdeburg

[abstract tundra]

Sachsen

[teal bramble]

they have ubhhhhhh

leipzig

and dresden

[abstract tundra]

And dresden

Lmao

[teal bramble]

cool enough i guess

i wouldnt live there tho its like always cold bruh

everytime i went to dresden or leipzig it was rainy or cloudy or cold

never saw sunlight in them

[abstract tundra]

True

[teal bramble]

😭

[abstract tundra]

Had it once when there was sunlight

I only went to dresden tho

Never to leipzig

Every year i went there

Till uh 5 years ago

[teal bramble]

😭😭

[abstract tundra]

Exactly

[teal bramble]

man i wanna move out of germany but theres like nowhere to go

excpet maybe liek switzerland

[abstract tundra]

Ur rich so u could prob live there yes

I might move to austria

[teal bramble]

Probably

[abstract tundra]

Switzerland german tho

[oblique kettle]

can someone help me change imei

[abstract tundra]

Is that even possible??

[oblique kettle]

yes with jail break

[abstract tundra]

[oblique kettle]

dw i didnt steal a phone

[abstract tundra]

Well ask in #jailbreak then

[oblique kettle]

my snapchat acc got banned

[abstract tundra]

Skill issu

[oblique kettle]

device*

ok blud

[mint rock]

..

[ruby copper]

@teal bramble @half compass @manic tulip @muted shuttle tas

[faint pelican]

bing bong my touch bar is gone😔

this macbook has been THRU it

i just…ripped the glass out…because it wasn’t working…and made pretty colors after i beat it with my vape

🥲

jailbreak? more like mac smash

gn

[muted shuttle]

the next wr holder

[gilded rapids]

gm

[rich yarrow]

my cat looks the same

[ashen basin]

A cat

[ashen basin]

Wtf

[gilded rapids]

ugly

[frigid scarab]

hi guys

[gilded rapids]

Hello

[terse dome]

my mf macbook screen broke 😭

[frigid scarab]

i have chmod + chown working perfectly with lara on ios 18 arm64e

[gilded rapids]

AppleCare!

[terse dome]

way past expired

[frigid scarab]

does anyone know how to port/use the procursus bootstrap to get a working shell

[gilded rapids]

.

What year is I

Is it

[terse dome]

i bought ts like 5 years ago

i really want to wait for m6 macbook pros though uggh

[gilded rapids]

rip AppleCare one only goes up to 4 years

[terse dome]

yeah exactly

[muted shuttle]

aaron dyed his hair pink on my island

???

[ashen basin]

Gay

[muted shuttle]

might be more purple than pink

but whatever

[gilded rapids]

what are the chances Apple gives me a newer MacBook Pro if I run over my current M1 Pro 14in

[muted shuttle]

no clue

[gilded rapids]

iits not vintage yet is it 🥀

[muted shuttle]

i wanted to do the same with my m2 pro mac mini lowkey

but idk if it's worth it

my mac mini is kinda special in terms of it's config

i think

upgraded m2 pro, 32gb ram, 1tb ssd, but base 1 gigabit ethernet

[gilded rapids]

me rn

nothing wrong with my current laptop but I can get a newer model through AppleCare 🤪

[velvet zenith]

Low

They stock replacement parts for a long time

[gilded rapids]

Sadge

[muted shuttle]

But what if its a weird configuration and it isnt just a part they have to replace

[velvet zenith]

replacement parts/devices

[gilded rapids]

The only person I know who ever got a free upgrade was ed

[velvet zenith]

if ur board is broken and u have a weird config like 16gb 256 then theyd probably just upgrade you

[gilded rapids]

I think it’s the base M1 Pro 14

[velvet zenith]

idk if thats even a valid config for m1 pro

[muted shuttle]

it probably is for the m1 mbp but not m1 pro mbp

[gilded rapids]

🥲

[wicked surge]

I thought that was a hat lol

[velvet zenith]

u have to have some rare ass config to even have a chance at getting a free upgrade

they probably keep like base configs and then the most common config stocked

[gilded rapids]

old image but this thing runs shaders decently

No notch in the image fr

[teal bramble]

Mines darker

[versed sun]

Is it even possible to get Apple care on a M1 mbp if the screen has a line on it

Not trying to spend more then what I bought the MacBook for on a display

[gilded rapids]

probably

It has AppleCare I don’t see why not

[versed sun]

It doesn’t

[gilded rapids]

Oh

Idk

[versed sun]

Did my keyboard forget the n?

[gilded rapids]

AppleCare One lets you add devices you have purchased from 4 years ago.

You’ll have to take photos of the device and it was scan it

[velvet zenith]

no youd have to take it to them to inspect it

or that

[versed sun]

Got it on eBay

[velvet zenith]

after the 30 or 60 day period after buying you have to get it inspected by apple to let you add applecare to it

[gilded rapids]

but what’s crazy is for my iPad Pro m1 I bought it cracked and I didn’t have to do any inspection when added it AppleCare

[versed sun]

You think any of them would pretend the line isn’t there?

[velvet zenith]

no

[gilded rapids]

so I paid $200 for this cracked iPad Pro, put it on my plan and got a free replacement

they upgraded me to the m5 iPad Pro then I sold it

[versed sun]

Upgraded you?

[gilded rapids]

but they don’t repair iPads in store you just get a new one. iPhones and MacBooks are a different story

[gilded rapids]

Yeah

I was surprised I wasn’t required to take a photo of the device when adding it on

[versed sun]

Would of taken a free m5 MacBook Pro for a replacement

[versed sun]

You can add devices to current plans?

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yo ts just made my headphones sound better through spotify

well louder atleast

[velvet zenith]

😂

[gilded rapids]

AppleCare one is the right one

US only btw**

[versed sun]

But where can I get and does it still support 2021 MacBooks

[gilded rapids]

it depends on the purchase date I keep saying that 🫩

eBay idk

Facebook marketplace

[versed sun]

Idk how I would find the purchase date

[muted shuttle]

chat give me some gen z slang to throw around my island

i already have 67 hawk tuah etc

i need more

nvm i know

[gilded rapids]

ohio

@muted shuttle
• Cap
• Slay
• It’s giving
• Understood the assignment
• Main character
• NPC
• Rent free
• Ate
• Rizz
• Based
• Mid
• Lowkey
• Highkey
• Bussin
• Hits different
• Sending me
• Dead
• Say less
• Periodt
• Bet
• Fr fr
• W
• L
• Ratio
• Bestie
• The homies
• Pick me
• Simp
• Stan
• Caught in 4K
• Ghosted
• Left on read
• Situationship
• Era
• Delulu
• Ick
• Snatched
• Glow up
• Touch grass
• Vibe check
• Sheesh
• Slaps
• No printer
• Finna
• Sus
• Pressed
• Clout
• Flex
• Ghost
• Fit
• Drip
• Hard launch
• Soft launch
• Understood
• Core (as suffix: cottagecore, dark academia, etc.)
• Roman Empire
• Understood the assignment
• Pop off
• Understood
• Chefs kiss
• That girl
• It’s not giving
• Living rent free
• Understood​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[muted shuttle]

thanks

[gilded rapids]

I haven’t heard some of those in so long

God we are the boomers

[versed sun]

What’s the definition on each?

Also I think it’s missing some

[muted shuttle]

@untold helm Ur friends with aaron now

[versed sun]

Got it on eBay image did not show the lines well but the body was in the best shape and it had the best battery heath out of all

But the lines on eBay won’t that noticeable

Compare to irl

[outer adder]

jaking of

[gilded rapids]

The struggle is real today

[ruby copper]

Hey

Hey

Mods

Filter bypass

On the right side

[desert cairn]

Bro hasn't been using windows exclusive mode the whole time

[velvet zenith]

it breaks other sounds so i dont care anymore

[desert cairn]

You don't need other sounds

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[desert cairn]

https://x.com/foxnews/status/2047639957330641228?s=46

Fox News (@FoxNews)

BREAKING: Israeli PM Netanyahu announces he was diagnosed, treated for prostate cancer

X · Apr 24, 2026, 11:33 AM

[red oasis]

ay using vnc on x and using phone on laptop in school

[manic tulip]

Good news chat

Jayy ban appealed

[gilded rapids]

ffs

[muted shuttle]

Appeal accepted

[glacial valve]

Can you accept shep's appeal

[worthy garden]

Pls

[muted shuttle]

I wish

[glacial valve]

Well then make one up

[worthy garden]

he did NOT do anything bad

[glacial valve]

fr

free shep

[manic tulip]

I’m personally banning him again if it got accepted

[glacial valve]

based

[muted shuttle]

i don't think it's getting accepted

[manic tulip]

It isn’t

[raven pine]

since when did apple unsign the ios 8 ota for the iphone 5 wtf

[glacial valve]

jayy prolly on an alt rn

[muted shuttle]

never

[glacial valve]

gm jayy

[manic tulip]

this server connects me with those people who can help me become a better smarter person.
Brother 😭

[glacial valve]

Are we leaking jayy's appeal

we are so back

[glacial valve]

[muted shuttle]

ipsw.me sucks

[glacial valve]

That's an OTA

[muted shuttle]

use appledb.dev

[manic tulip]

I just had to

[raven pine]

thats what i said.

[raven pine]

.

[manic tulip]

That part got me big time

[muted shuttle]

i don't think apple will ever unsign 8.4.1

[glacial valve]

leak the whole thing

no balls

[manic tulip]

No because then Aaron will hang me by my eye lids

[glacial valve]

@spark gale leak it yourself plz

[manic tulip]

Snitch

[raven pine]

hm

[worthy garden]

hydrate hello

[raven pine]

says on appledb its signed but some dude on yt tried to do it and failed

[manic tulip]

Leave it to the French to snitch

[glacial valve]

no, it's the only way we're getting the full appeal

[glacial valve]

🙄

[muted shuttle]

my camera battery charger is arriving today

yayyy

[manic tulip]

Hihi

Jayy appeal

[worthy garden]

wyd also did you see tico

[manic tulip]

See who

[worthy garden]

switch app

"tico"

frotend launcher for emulators

but with stolen assets

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle can I appeal on the behalf of shep

[chrome peak]

can i appeal to get people i dont like banned

like @frosty grail

[worthy garden]

if so i would be banned

[manic tulip]

O fhstb

[worthy garden]

https://github.com/ticohq/tico

ye this

[manic tulip]

I don’t think he even wants back

[muted shuttle]

fr

[glacial valve]

yeah i know

[manic tulip]

That’s like walking back to hell after you seen the greener pastures (anywhere but here)

[muted shuttle]

chat give me some slang to give to greg heffley to tell aaron

[chrome peak]

i need to clean my laptop i think it's got several new breeds of bacteria unknown to mankind

[muted shuttle]

covid laptop

[chrome peak]

https://tenor.com/view/craig-craig-federighi-mac-macos-macbook-gif-19154402

he is going to fuck the laptop

[muted shuttle]

what ?

[muted shuttle]

done

[gilded rapids]

he was just annoying 🥀

maybe I’m just getting old 🫩

[worthy garden]

this is icraze.

@vital knoll

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle I'm crine they blocked your website on my school chromebook for "grayware"

[muted shuttle]

:(

[dense valve]

It's manual I think?

[muted shuttle]

kittymaxine.com or maxine.cat

[dense valve]

Kittymaxiine

[muted shuttle]

maxine.cat is dead that one makes sense

oh

wtf ...

[dense valve]

Frcoal got blocked the same day it went up

Not joking

[muted shuttle]

For what

[dense valve]

High risk or something

let me che k

Nvm they unblocked it

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[dense valve]

Ok my teacher is gonna execute me bye

[muted shuttle]

but mine blocked

Why

[velvet zenith]

Cause its unknown

Back in 2015 they werent smart and only blocked known bad sites but they advanced and now they block unknown sites

I cant view soggy cat on the work computer because the site is unknown to them

[dense valve]

No all of mine are unblocked

Tons of unknown sites are unblocked

Actually there's one page on my sites that's blocked

The settings page for arcane is blocked for some reason

[gilded rapids]

2015 hiphop sound so different bro

I went down all music I used to listen to

emo rock to hiphop throughout high school 😭

[arctic field]

Why

[arctic field]

Oh

[tepid ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/tyrell-white-chicks-dancing-club-gif-14641588

[ruby copper]

@worthy garden @hydr

oh

@half compass @manic tulip @teal bramble @ashen basin Look at this.

I made nfcless amiibo emulation on unmodded hardware on latest fw

the public tools that do something similiar only work up to around fw 14.0.0 cuz nintendo started adding some extra checks to make sure ur not doing exactly this

[velvet zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/stereotype-cat-rev8207-better-get-your-act-together-gif-16070697822659949787

[simple drift]

is that lite modded

[ruby copper]

No

The entire point is that it works on unmodded hw

[velvet zenith]

How do we know its not modded ?

[ruby copper]

it just isnt

[velvet zenith]

Take it apart and show us

[muted shuttle]

Press on the photo library buddy

[ruby copper]

its not modded

idk what to tell u

[velvet zenith]

Why wont you show us

[ruby copper]

Because my photo library is full of photos I dont wanna share

[muted shuttle]

Hold r when launching a game then ...

[ruby copper]

ts guy

[velvet zenith]

Moderators misgendering

[ruby copper]

guy is gender neutral

[velvet zenith]

Yeah bro you just edited that

[ruby copper]

Ok

[untold helm]

Brick your switch by installing a modchip then …

[ruby copper]

No one cares about my amiibo emulation.

now im sad

:c

[safe cradle]

Guys

[muted shuttle]

I care mineek.

[safe cradle]

Any tweak to block ads or popup windows

[muted shuttle]

It's very cool

[worthy garden]

we getting banned

[untold helm]

!t adblocker

Fuck

[untold helm]

!t adblock

[fervent dove]

Hey @safe cradle, have a look at this!

adblock

We strongly advise against using jailbreak-specific adblockers for numerous reasons, ranging from inefficiency (how well they actually block ads) to downright incompetency (editing system files).

The following methods can be used on both stock and jailbroken devices.

AdGuard DNS
This is the easiest method but provides no customizability.

iOS 14+ users should use the Adguard DNS Profile which works on cellular and Wi-Fi.

If you're on iOS 13 or below, navigate to Settings > Wi-Fi > [your SSID(s)] > Configure DNS and replace the IPs listed with:

94.140.14.14
94.140.15.15

NextDNS
This is for more advanced users, but provides more customization options.

Use the button below to sign up for an account, and save your profile.

Scroll down to Setup Guide and use the Apple Configuration Profile Generator if you're on iOS 14+, otherwise download the app.

NextDNS uses their own filter list by default, if you'd like to add/remove filter lists navigate to the Privacy tab.

Added by Rick.#7777 | Used 1,204 times · Oct 23, 2021, 5:57 PM

[safe cradle]

Does it block pop up windows?

Like in the streaming sites

[untold helm]

How is the “amiibo” tapped/scanned into the console

[untold helm]

It should

If it doesn’t try uBlock origin Lite

[ruby copper]

[safe cradle]

Bro I need a tweak

Not apps

[ruby copper]

@untold helm well basically im emulating a pro controller over bluetooth and that pro controller then says Yeah bro a amiibo got tapped

That's how it works

[safe cradle]

Because nothing has worked so far

[ruby copper]

The public tools that do this however stopped working on fw 14

[worthy garden]

so hacks

[ruby copper]

cuz nintendo added some checks

But I bypassed them

[untold helm]

Use the DNS profile then

[untold helm]

.

[ruby copper]

ts timbovill person also dont gaf :C

Ok Idk what to use this for now tbh

What can I use amiibos with

[untold helm]

Could this be ported to iOS

[ruby copper]

I guess maybe with a jb

[untold helm]

MuffinMiibo