general

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle

Maxine

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper Whyd you tell me to use this app

Hi

What

Hi

[teal bramble]

Hi

[vocal plinth]

Any vibe coded app

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1262148810239381564/1338303476916162610/togif.gif

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/lick-water-cat-speed-fast-gif-15849413971037490889

[simple drift]

me

[teal bramble]

@simple drift They tryna make us fat by eating Twix

[simple drift]

what

[wicked surge]

you cant say what. you gotta say "what can i do for you"

[obtuse ruin]

Starts with 1 ends with player

[teal bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/twix-kanye-kanye-west-kanye-west-speech-speechless-gif-15408649790955926097

They made twix double the size

[simple drift]

true

[simple drift]

ok

[low mortar]

I’m good, it was new glasses day

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1452151954263248939/1494902769386127395/image2.gif

[wicked surge]

maxine you are admin, you gotta act professional

[low mortar]

Hru mr otter

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Maxine

Hi

[muted shuttle]

Wordle 1767 5/6

🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Hi

My tomodachi life installed. Dont disturb me

[desert cairn]

@simple drift They tryna make us fat by eating Twix

[wicked surge]

im doing ok.

[teal bramble]

Hello! How can I assist you today?

@simple drift They tryna make us fat by eating Twix

[hot creek]

Yes those are roaches

$20 Xbox @muted shuttle

[teal bramble]

is that a beehive

Wtf mineek is homophobic

[muted shuttle]

EW

[obtuse ruin]

(Non 360)

[simple drift]

Wordle 1768 X/6

⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩

i’m ending it all

[desert cairn]

Hang yourself at your most convenient time

[teal bramble]

Sponge

The word is sponge

[muted shuttle]

chat what do i name my tomodachi life island

@spark gale @untold helm i need suggestions @desert cairn @polar python

[teal bramble]

@polar python i should do this to voidai

[ornate latch]

Im running sudo rm -rf / on the Foidai vps

[hot creek]

No that's dust and roaches

[hot creek]

I knwo bruh

[simple drift]

i named mine larp island

[hot creek]

Shit is gross

The fuckin psu is even grosser

[muted shuttle]

not funny

i need suggestions...

[simple drift]

lie

[hot creek]

The fucking storage landscape is so bad i still made a profit though

500gb for $20

@jagged turret suck it

[teal bramble]

Thank god

[desert cairn]

Maxstein's Island

[teal bramble]

Wouldnt be surprised if that was maxines last name ngl

[muted shuttle]

no.

[hot creek]

I was wondering why this fucking thing shut off as soon as i connected it to wifi

[muted shuttle]

and no

:/

[hot creek]

How the fuck does this rven happen

[desert cairn]

Maxine Maxstein

[muted shuttle]

Chuddy Foid Island

[hot creek]

Maxstein island

Featuring nebula

[teal bramble]

u eat soup

[alpine chasm]

Well acatto is traveling there so they can definitely do something

[hot creek]

I forgot to tell yall

The roachy psu that came with this shocked me

[simple drift]

what the fuck

[teal bramble]

They asked me if voidai is a terrorist organization

[hot creek]

It was giving current through the hdmi port ground and energized the back of my monitor

[alpine chasm]

Did you say yes

Or did you lie

[teal bramble]

Gulp

Are you perhaps an UK official

[alpine chasm]

Not a UK one for sure

[teal bramble]

ok mister prime minister of panama

[alpine chasm]

I shall say no more

[teal bramble]

fuck you

[ornate latch]

he's manuel noriega himself

[teal bramble]

yep

[limber temple]

they did but it broke

[velvet zenith]

Glad it did

[limber temple]

Im not

He should have paid the extra $3 for better ones

[velvet zenith]

How else would i be able to hate on a 5'4 gay guy

[limber temple]

Sorry

[desert cairn]

https://x.com/plzbepatient/status/2046727418505998373?s=46 @limber temple

Gary (@plzbepatient)

Indian disappointed Tim Cook’s successor isn’t Indian. lol

X · Apr 21, 2026, 11:06 PM

[velvet zenith]

I dont care

[limber temple]

As an Apple employee I cannot comment or make any statements regarding internal leadership

[velvet zenith]

Do you guys have more m4 pro 14/20 24/512 macbook pros 14 inch coming soon

[muted shuttle]

As an Apple employee I cannot comment or make any statements regarding internal leadership

[narrow crown]

for being a f

[limber temple]

I dont know

[velvet zenith]

What happens when im at work and i dont check my phone and theyre in stock

[desert cairn]

Ok

[limber temple]

Then they sell out

[velvet zenith]

And then by the time i find out theyre all gone

[velvet zenith]

Im doing what you wont do

[desert cairn]

Look at this guy who wants to buy a MacBook 🤣🤣

[muted shuttle]

i rubbed my head in tomodachi life

man if only someone could do this irl

[velvet zenith]

This dude got the free package of shit from openai from the super bowl and hes changed

[muted shuttle]

Sighhh @fervent dove @fervent dove @fervent dove hmu

[desert cairn]

I wish they gave me the raspberry pi

[velvet zenith]

Yeah bro i wish other shit would happen but it doesnt

[teal bramble]

GIR: Fuck you

[velvet zenith]

Will i boot loop ?

[true plover]

[desert cairn]

Like j to bounce on it like a Mac app?

[velvet zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/stereotype-cat-rev8207-better-get-your-act-together-gif-16070697822659949787

[thick tapir]

ts is not a fucking cake

also i searched jewish apple why the fuck did this show up

[spring wren]

watermelon cake

its a real thing

[spring wren]

why

[thick tapir]

its not a cake

cake needs the cake texture

[spring wren]

oh

ok

@ Aaron

[spring wren]

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-hit-the-jackpot-gameboyjones-hakari-green-screen-black-guy-gif-7781853818237960786

[chilly bear]

how do u know it's not cake on the inside

[thick tapir]

because it isnt

[narrow crown]

fruitcake just like you ❤️

[thick tapir]

its evil is what it is

its a fruit its not even a fruitcake

[alpine cypress]

much better layout than mine

[true plover]

Made carbonara for the first time :D

It’s peppercorn bacon instead of pancetta

[spring wren]

how is it

[true plover]

It’s pretty gud

No cream

Egg, Parmesan, salt and pepper

For the sauce

[thick tapir]

group project due tomorrow and NONE of it is started

[true plover]

Also no angel hair

[spring wren]

godspeed

[true plover]

Dawg

Son

What’s it over

[thick tapir]

economics or something

its a class presentation

[spring wren]

like microecon

or macro

[true plover]

[thick tapir]

macro

[spring wren]

boooo

micro >>>

[true plover]

Start it vro

😭

Get off discord

[thick tapir]

im making someone else do it

im doing my essay that was due sunday night

[spring wren]

son

its tuesday

[thick tapir]

so?

she might not notice

[spring wren]

im crine

[thick tapir]

stop hating

it gets worse later in the semester

[dense valve]

Frco.al purchased

[simple drift]

for what

[dense valve]

Idk

Fr/frcoal image archive

Anyone want a subdomain redirect

[ornate latch]

redirect frco.al to voidai.app

Np

[simple drift]

there’s 2 emojis wtf are you on about

[dense valve]

No

[ornate latch]

why

voidai is frcoal worthy

[simple drift]

make a cow.txt

[dense valve]

false...

[dense valve]

Did u not see my fallout about that

[ornate latch]

make all the colors for fr

every single one

[dense valve]

I can do void.frco.al

[simple drift]

what

[ornate latch]

Lame

[dense valve]

https://github.com/cfw-guide/ios.cfw.guide/pull/383

Owner of the website is an asshole idiot

[ornate latch]

i think that might be you

[dense valve]

No hold on let me send the email

[simple drift]

sob

[dense valve]

Aaron isn't even a contributor to the guide

[simple drift]

of course aaron ruins the fun

[dense valve]

this is the fourth and final email he sent in his chain:

If we have ever met come talk to me next time we will see each other
because as the almighty god of open source in heaven is my witness I
have a couple of things to tell you.

Unfortunately for the love of me I can't place the name so I can't
figure out what the connection between us is.

It hasn't even occured to me this isn't your project because I would
have told you to take a walk right away.

I may be completely misreading the whole situation but if I am not then
I recommend trying to read the room before doing something.

I will be telling everyone I meet how this one guy that emailed me a cow
behaved like a complete yahoo till the end of my days.

Disrespectfully,
boreq

[simple drift]

is there an ios.cfw.guide/cow.txt or not then

[dense valve]

No

[simple drift]

boo

[desert cairn]

@limber temple @polar python New business idea: Protein geek bars

[dense valve]

I don't even really care anymore about it

[ornate latch]

idk

[simple drift]

chariz has one

[ornate latch]

you tell me

[dense valve]

Not anymore

[simple drift]

all of amy’s websites are

mine is

[dense valve]

Kirb took it down because he didn't want to be associated with him

because of me

[simple drift]

sob

[dense valve]

(W kirb)

[muted shuttle]

Who do i add to my tomodachi life island

Friends.

[alpine cypress]

I don't know if I can help exactly because there isn't much I can use to identify that you are the same person

[dense valve]

Genuinely felt so embarrassing to close that shit

[alpine cypress]

hi

[simple drift]

why is there drama about cow.txt im crine

[ornate latch]

maybe don't be stupid next time

[alpine cypress]

shut up

[dense valve]

It's a joke

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-meal-genuinely-having-fun-realization-lame-ahh-chud-happy-gif-3224928209417998845

[dense valve]

Should I have made it? Maybe not

[ornate latch]

i'm slapping my knee to your joke pr dude

So funny

[dense valve]

No i didn't mean it like that

[alpine cypress]

you got him good bro

[desert cairn]

It gets to a point bro

[dense valve]

I mean that it's just a txt file, it's nothing serious

[simple drift]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[dense valve]

But then again his response was still insanely harsh

[alpine cypress]

just shitty for no reason at all

[dense valve]

Yeah

[desert cairn]

Bradley | Unemployed

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/lick-water-cat-speed-fast-gif-15849413971037490889

this is why i don’t want to be a dev

[dense valve]

True

[dense valve]

I'm not a dev

[burnt kite]

Elite

[dense valve]

More of an enthusiast then a dev

[alpine cypress]

completely throws off the light hearted tone of the whole thing. that's why I wanted nothing to do with it

[dense valve]

What even makes you count as a developer

[alpine cypress]

not using claude code

[simple drift]

employment

[dense valve]

Ok I use codex so it's fine then /j

[ornate latch]

yeah if you were one you would've been vibecoding and pushing changes to prod just like my goat @teal bramble

[dense valve]

I mean i'm not saying I haven't made shit with AI

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/strawberry-cat-licking-strawberry-cat-strawberry-strawberry-cat-black-cat-strawberry-gif-15521497142447596890

[dense valve]

I also push to prod always

ALWAYS test on prod 🗣️🗣️

[ornate latch]

Yes

[simple drift]

i have one singular repo and it’s the landing page for my domain

nothing else

except my fuckass broken neovim config

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-shhhh-cat-fingercat-chillingcat-gif-27671463

[dense valve]

Does HTML count as a coding language

[ornate latch]

no

[simple drift]

no

[dense valve]

Ok didn't think so

Just making sure

Expect frcoal website soon

[teal bramble]

yup

[simple drift]

it isn’t turing complete

[dense valve]

@teal bramble Do u want void.frco.al to redirect to foid ai

[ornate latch]

Find scale admin slave

[hot creek]

my main xbox now has a hdd

[simple drift]

ok

[hot creek]

wd blue 500gb drive

unknown how many hours are on it

[teal bramble]

Yes saar

[teal bramble]

Yes thx

[hot creek]

it is from 2015, the hdd

however it did boot on the other xbox sooooo

better than a dead hdd i guess

[teal bramble]

你好！很高兴见到你。我是GLM，Z.ai训练的大语言模型。

有什么我能帮你解答的问题或者你想聊的话题吗？无论是需要信息、创意还是简单的对话，我都很乐意提供帮助。 @dense valve

[dense valve]

🌐 Zh :rightarrow: 🇺🇸 English

Is there any question I can help you answer or a topic you'd like to chat about? Whether it's information, creativity, or simple conversation, I'm happy to provide help. @dense valve```
-# :globe: Keto Translate • Took 2.36s • [Get Keto+](https://discord.com/application-directory/1128948590467895396/store)

[dense valve]

Mods selfbot

[teal bramble]

Get Keto+

[dense valve]

@glacial valve https://fxtwitter.com/machcoyote/status/2046636833111425249

Sarah (@MachCoyote)

so we're just making shit up now ok

**💬 12 🔁 315 ❤️ 6.1K 👁️ 65.8K **

FxTwitter · Apr 21, 2026, 5:07 PM

[teal bramble]

as Croissant

[hot creek]

ass croissant

[teal bramble]

ofc u think aobut ass and croissant

fat fuck

sorry

[hot creek]

mods

kill him

[teal bramble]

I apologize

don't bomb me

[desert cairn]

https://discord.com/application-directory/1128948590467895396/store

[digital sable]

wow instagram

i just saw an indian train video

whole front of the train was covered in blood and gore

crazy

idk if bro survived

@hot creek why fr

[hot creek]

ai generated

priorities people

[untold helm]

font size and color keeping us okay 🙏

[hot creek]

wut

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439473129020723301/1456106405768597686/watermark.gif

[dense valve]

I am NOT fat

[hot creek]

twink

[dense valve]

Never

[hot creek]

maxine ahh

[dense valve]

I kno

[teal bramble]

not u

@polar python CAN U BELIEVE IT

Nothing is down

🤯

[thick tapir]

gotta save for a bike so my mom can beat me 🙏

she cant stop me tho 😈

[hot creek]

yey

[dense valve]

Get ur ssl certs buddy

Not secure

[vital knoll]

yey

[teal bramble]

wat

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/anxiousholly/status/2046728402913161600?s=46

Holly - I like tech (@AnxiousHolly)

what ?? 😭😭

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 21, 2026, 11:10 PM

[vital knoll]

we love Tim Apple

fuck that guy

[hot creek]

dude usb 3.0 is so good

[vital knoll]

can I have it

[vital knoll]

I want 2025-10-26 17-13-23.mp4 can you send pls

[dense valve]

Says not secure

[chilly bear]

only if u use http

[chilly bear]

@half compass feinberg if he did something illegal: yo im crimeberg

@half compass feinberg after reacting to "feinberg x y z: yo im _____berg": yo im crineberg

[gusty gulch]

@ashen basin @gilded rapids just made chicken bacon sandwiches at my new apartment with the love of my life

[dense valve]

Ok thanks ig

[hot creek]

FUCK YEAH!!!

[ashen basin]

You made sandwiches with weed?

[gusty gulch]

what

[chilly bear]

love of your life = weed

[gusty gulch]

oh

[ashen basin]

You said you made sandwiches with the love of your life?

[chilly bear]

it took me a second too

[hot creek]

How stereotypical

[gusty gulch]

lmaoo

I'm high

[ashen basin]

well

[hot creek]

lmaoo

I'm high

[ashen basin]

guess I was right

[untold helm]

[gusty gulch]

shut the fuck up dumb fuck

[dense valve]

It's ok I got in by just manually doing it in the DNS settings

[hot creek]

help

[ashen basin]

shut the fuck up dumb fuck

[dense valve]

Now I have to wait for cloudflare to chekc it

[hot creek]

Help

[polar python]

@hot creek shut the fuck up dumb fuck

[untold helm]

cloudflare gonna shut u down buddy

[dense valve]

Why

[untold helm]

[dense valve]

What

I'm SO confused

[hot creek]

Aaaaa

[chilly bear]

give it a sec bru damn

[hot creek]

Im scared

Oh thank god

[dense valve]

I did

[hot creek]

This update is stressful

The xbox turned off snd back on

[chilly bear]

by a sec i meant 5 hours

[hot creek]

Turned out i had to skip OSU2 since there was already an OS on the drive

[untold helm]

what u doing w it

[hot creek]

I had to swap the hard drive

The one in it was dead

But it was getting stuck at e106 and e101 with the update files so i thought i was stuck

[dense valve]

It took like 2 seconds for my main website

[hot creek]

The dead drive

[dense valve]

I will wait

[hot creek]

Fucker was 1tb

Im sad it died

[chilly bear]

bug

🐛

like this one

[hot creek]

Is there a way to remap and not use the dead sectors on a dying hdd

My NVR needs a working hdd

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle help ewaste connoisseur

[untold helm]

vcr xbox one?

[hot creek]

perhaps

I never was able to see if the hdmi input port was broken on this

It was on my old one

And to be clear this is not the tcock roach xbox one

[dense valve]

tcock

[hot creek]

freaks

I knew one of yall would point that out

I finally get to use the $35 goodwill xbox one

[dense valve]

?

[untold helm]

?

[dense valve]

I saw that

[untold helm]

???

[dense valve]

gock

[untold helm]

ok freak

[dense valve]

Alright I readded the DNS records for it

Maybe it will load later. im going to bed

[alpine spoke]

Is 3rd Gen USB C Apple TV Remote compatible with 2nd Gen Apple TV 4K

[gilded rapids]

oooo slay

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle how is tomodachi life

[muted shuttle]

i loev it :3

[worthy garden]

Check my bio for Gooning.

[untold helm]

who have u added

[muted shuttle]

me, homer, greg heffley, angry bird, and @simple drift

[untold helm]

screenshot

[muted shuttle]

not in game right now ...

[tender crow]

Hello

Could someone help me?

[split nimbus]

HELLO

with ??

[untold helm]

hi

[tender crow]

Dude, I have an iPhone 5 but I don't have iCloud or the password anymore.

I wanted to know if there's any way I can use this phone.

[muted shuttle]

!t icloudbypass

[fervent dove]

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,741 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[tender crow]

Well, I've done a lot of research and haven't been able to find anything yet.

😭

[split nimbus]

its pretty much useless ..

[tender crow]

So there's no way?

No way?

[split nimbus]

no

[untold helm]

We cant assist you with bypassing icloud

[tender crow]

Oh, okay, thank you in a way.

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith I need a foid to listen to iceman with

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[desert cairn]

Shut up

[dense valve]

@desert cairn Did u add https://hamburger.bradley.rocks to keto yet

[desert cairn]

Lol I could've done it before but I forgot

Lowkey remind me tomorrow morning

[chilly bear]

what the freak is wrong with you

[muted shuttle]

What i do

[dense valve]

Alr

[desert cairn]

Exist

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

Installing Super Mario Odyssey™ from eShop

[dense valve]

Yeah from the eshop

Sure buddy

[muted shuttle]

Yes

Thats what it says

[fervent dove]

Hey @dense valve, have a look at this!

gn

Goodnight

Added by sahmoee | Used 77 times · Sep 15, 2025, 12:40 AM

[alpine spoke]

is an Apple TV 4K 1st gen worth it for $25 without a remote

[fervent dove]

Hey @unborn gazelle, have a look at this!

gm

Good morning!

Added by sahmoee | Used 105 times · Aug 17, 2025, 8:11 PM

[split nimbus]

gm,

[chilly bear]

gb

[unborn gazelle]

good evening

[untold helm]

whats ur current streaming solution on ur tv

[alpine spoke]

11 inch iPad Air M2

[untold helm]

Can you add me to mineeshop

[muted shuttle]

Whats that

[untold helm]

i said tv unless ur casting

[alpine spoke]

I connect it with an HDMI cable

[untold helm]

the felony mineek is hosting on ur server or sthm idk

[split nimbus]

maxine server is exempt from felonies

as stated in the constitution

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-seal-seal-dance-seal-dancing-seal-seals-gif-17832446272461573261

[fair sky]

the username isn't shulkk fwiw. i will make a new account then

[hot creek]

!t piracy

[fervent dove]

Hey @muted shuttle, have a look at this!

piracy

WE WILL NOT ASSIST WITH PIRACY

What is piracy?
Piracy is a form of unauthorized redistribution such as getting apps, in-app purchases, tweaks or themes without paying for them. This is often also unsafe as you are not getting things from the official source and pirated versions could have malware. This includes getting IPA files for free apps.

How do I know if I have piracy?
If you are not sure if a repo is piracy or not, you can send the name of the repo in to a genius, mod or admin in a DM and ask for further information. If you send a piracy link in a channel you will be filtered and informed further via DM. Doing so may also result in a warning from a member of staff. Use DMs to avoid the possibility.
Do note however that sharing piracy in DMs for any other purpose than asking if it's safe is still a violation of the rules and is warnable.

I have piracy repos and/or pirated tweaks, what should I do?
The standard procedure here is to remove jailbreak (also known as "restore rootfs" on older jailbreaks). To learn more, type /tag rootfs (or /tag legacyrootfs for older jailbreaks).

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 1,987 times · Feb 3, 2021, 8:55 AM

[hot creek]

Damn who made the piracy tag so long

[faint pelican]

why does my cat think he can just walk on my macbook? like who the hell do you think you are?

[narrow crown]

a perfect little baby who can do no wrong

look at bro bundled up and warm

[hot creek]

I have like tripple nat

[fervent dove]

gn

Goodnight

Added by sahmoee | Used 78 times · Sep 15, 2025, 12:40 AM

[compact cobalt]

i can't wait to get my new keyboard

[hot creek]

Rate the xbox games

Just bought borderlands 2 and pre sequel

They're on sale for $10

[muted shuttle]

this Mf buying Xbox games

get a 360 and Rip them from discs bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[copper tendon]

opinions on the framework 13 pro?

[untold helm]

optical media bad

[hot creek]

Piracy is bad

[orchid viper]

[thick tapir]

how long before heel bite absolutely fucks my jeans over 😭 pls ignore that the boots are print plz

[alpine cypress]

WHY DOES IT SHOUT AT ME

[alpine cypress]

wrong jeans to wear with those shoes

[jagged turret]

Are you stupid

[buoyant breach]

G

[stark berry]

[ruby copper]

Did u add me to ur island

[slim loom]

gm

[copper tendon]

why are you applying to join epstein's island?

[untold helm]

Did u add me to ur island

[worthy garden]

Ban.

[worthy garden]

epstein island

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-18292128278181436442

the twix

[worthy garden]

@coarse ginkgo Larp dev.

[carmine elk]

dyk that if u try tob update iphove tubg tung sahmoee will stopbu from jpdatibg

[outer plaza]

apple are gonna downgrade the iphone 18?

[half compass]

wait

@muted shuttle did you switch the option in mc settings to prefer vulkan

when you were on the snapshot

apparently that exists????

[split nimbus]

⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ Ი𐑼
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀･ ༝ ･

[ruby copper]

@split nimbus

Gm

[split nimbus]

gm am on da toilet , 🚽

[ruby copper]

gl

@split nimbus @half compass @worthy garden @untold helm

[vital knoll]

gluten meek

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper

MINEEK

Oh my english teachers mom died

[sour canyon]

My iPhone charge is thermal throttling

I can't shoot 4k60 out the window of a train while fast charging with optimized charging off from a massive powerbank on my shitty iPhone 15 Pro

It's trying so hard to turn off

I can't let it do that

This fucking thing is gonna epxplide

[faint pelican]

dawe

why do all iphones go stupid when you open the camera lmfao

[coarse ginkgo]

can you stop doing this shit? it’s genuinely becoming weird that you check what i’m doing every single fucking day

thanks

[zinc spade]

my 6s plus comes today

[worthy garden]

Goondev

[worthy garden]

bro you sound like maxie

you switched sides.

[simple drift]

why

[worthy garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1436610698367991939/1440932561726472223/image.gif

[half compass]

make the edges rounded

[faint pelican]

gm bruce

[south relic]

can the birds outside SHUT THE FUCK UP holy shit

it's 4 am

and it's dark outside

I have an important final tmr

well, today

and I can't fucking sleep

[faint pelican]

drink a red bull

[south relic]

can't

I'll die if I do

I'm gonna record it as proof

to send to my professor

cuz I stg

[faint pelican]

why

[south relic]

The meds I'm taking

[stark spruce]

i'm gonna stalk you next

😈 prepare kitten

[coarse ginkgo]

seek help

[simple drift]

@turbid dust bro on my feed

[ruby copper]

@simple drift gm

[simple drift]

gm

[ruby copper]

@simple drift this thing is cool I think

It looks vibe coded

[simple drift]

probably is

[faint pelican]

ope

[terse dome]

immich clears i think

[worthy garden]

i need this thanks

i am install.

[ruby copper]

@worthy garden @terse dome @simple drift thils file older than ALL of you

[terse dome]

not as old as your m

[worthy garden]

Ok.

[simple drift]

ok

[terse dome]

nvm

[worthy garden]

m?

[ruby copper]

Ok lets see if I configured it correclty

[terse dome]

mOTHER

[simple drift]

[ruby copper]

In theory I can backup my switch save files to my google drive now

[worthy garden]

What is bro hacking.

[terse dome]

why is it kirkified 😭

[south scroll]

Every time i finish jailbreaking using Dopamine, my phone screen can't be touched. After i restarted my phone it returned to normal. What happend? Can u help me guys

[worthy garden]

Every time i finish jailbreaking using Dopamine, my phone screen can't be touched. After i restarted my phone it returned to normal. What happend? Can u help me guys

[south scroll]

Iphone 8 plus ios 16.7.15

[simple drift]

everything is kirkified

[ruby copper]

Yooo it works

[terse dome]

wtf mineek actually using dutch in UI

rare

[simple drift]

using broken english *

[worthy garden]

give method

50cents

[ruby copper]

https://switch.hacks.guide/homebrew/jksv#section-iii-setting-up-remote-save-data-backups-google-drive-webdav

its a bit of a pain to set up

its like 67 steps

but its one time so its fine

[worthy garden]

i never saw this before

i swear it’s hidden

[fresh stump]

For whatever reason, when I on Palera1n, the Immich app crashed whenever I tried to open my library.

[worthy garden]

#palera1n

Ok

[simple drift]

there was a ladybird on my jacket

[rich dune]

@worthy garden @simple drift @ruby copper @terse dome gm

[simple drift]

gm

[ruby copper]

gm

[half compass]

bro you cant do SHIT anymore

everything is unhealthy now

[simple drift]

what

what are you talking about

[half compass]

pasteurized milk is israeli goyslop and unhealthy according to tiktok braindead bros

[simple drift]

ok bro

[half compass]

and when you say they’re delusional

they just reply with the israeli flag

they cannot be real

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324443641648775178/1324447528137129994/homossexual_thoughts.gif

[hard comet]

no point in arguing w them

[half compass]

“carnivore diet” just kill me bro

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1452151954263248939/1494902769025548340/image1.gif

[rich dune]

get off TikTok

[fresh stump]

There’s only one channel I like from TikTok and trust the opinions of.

https://youtube.com/channel/UCEMj2h7pP4QWkoGnSmaiiYw

[main timber]

fed

[ashen basin]

gm

[coral fog]

gm

[simple drift]

gm

[rich dune]

gm

[tepid ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/duko-dukocoin-duko-coin-dukotoken-duko-token-gif-16519685198673772166

[tepid ermine]

these jews 🤦🏻‍♂️

[carmine elk]

yall someone airplayed this to my class’ ipad whiteboard im crine

everone was crine as well

suddenly showed up on a 75in display in front of 30 ppl

[worthy garden]

gm

[half compass]

type shit

[dense valve]

Gm

[proven moss]

https://youtu.be/G2nStSa3PMU?si=Wy7wi8EmlvYweKpB

Tf is this

[half compass]

left pocket dogshit

i have notting

@teal bramble muss kurz den scheiss vogel gießen

gedeihe dummes federvieh

[zinc spade]

my 6s plus still isnt here yet

[hard comet]

😭

gedeihe dummes federvieh ist crazy

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[hard comet]

rr ich

[teal bramble]

What thenfuck

They made twix double the size bruh

https://tenor.com/view/twix-kanye-kanye-west-kanye-west-speech-speechless-gif-15408649790955926097

[half compass]

hes the second coming of jesus

look at how wise he is

[zinc spade]

MY IPHONE IS HERE

OMGOMGOMG

[tepid ermine]

its a 6s dude

[zinc spade]

and?

[tepid ermine]

u ordered it for collection or what

[zinc spade]

to jailbreak it

[tepid ermine]

whats ur main phone

[zinc spade]

12pm

[tepid ermine]

i mean buying a phone to jailbreak i

idk

U couldnt jb ur main?

[zinc spade]

why would i jb my main

[tepid ermine]

orrr

[tepid ermine]

better

[zinc spade]

it takes so long to charge wtf

[zinc spade]

my 6s not my main

[tepid ermine]

give it a break it’s been 10 years old since it released

[zinc spade]

nearly 11

[signal hazel]

it’s not recommended but it’s the best experience

some tweaks are just really good for everyday use

[tepid ermine]

real

[signal hazel]

https://www.tiktok.com/@ai.is.cursed/video/7629620824533699871?

[tepid ermine]

use ai to make melenia real dude

[coarse wedge]

funny how nokia made actual smartphones and pocket computers before those two even became a thing

at the time where the us market was crippled with feature and cell phones

[mint forge]

anyone knows whats going on with this thing

[muted shuttle]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

no …

[zinc spade]

guys its been 10 minutes and it hasnt even charged 1%

OMG IT TURNED ON

[teal bramble]

its fucking

fucking

whats the character xalled again

[muted shuttle]

miffy?

[worthy garden]

@ruby copper

[zinc spade]

ok im resetting it so i can go through setup

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle happy birthday

[teal bramble]

Yes

maxine can u buy me a clutch kit

its like 210€ for oem

thx

@coarse ginkgo @glacial valve i think i fucked the brakes

[half compass]

wtf

it works fine for me

i get 400 fps just fine

[muted shuttle]

Wtf

[worthy garden]

in snapshot vulkan?

[half compass]

yeah

i dont even have fabric at all

[stark spruce]

absolutely not

[burnt kite]

s

[faint pelican]

okay but where can i get airpod pros for cheap tho

i miss mine:((((

[chilly bear]

https://china.com

[faint pelican]

unless someone has a better brand. i do like the ANC on pros so thats a big driver on what id prefer

[coarse ginkgo]

bro got no brakes

[faint pelican]

eat a toenail

[faint pelican]

and i work in a warehouse so being able to have a conversation while having my headphone in is lowkey a need

[true plover]

Does your temp gauge work?

[wild pelican]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yj7b7tG9Nvg

[versed sun]

I don’t think it’s a good idea for notifications to be mixed in one

Cash App sounds like someone sent me money and that money declined

[dry monolith]

oh yeah it works

i built a plugin

holy vibecode maxxing

[carmine elk]

ai is the future they said

fuckass bell sound

[tepid ermine]

It’s so real dude

Just installed some tweaks

[half compass]

@chilly bear collect my 8 pages

[chilly bear]

hey

[zinc spade]

why is every plugin paid

[tame rock]

I’m finally learning

Reading

[vapid spruce]

because people want money

[zinc spade]

;-;

;-;

[simple drift]

wtf is juiceplayer

[dry monolith]

Something else i made

[simple drift]

why not just build in last fm tracking into it

[dry monolith]

pulls everything from https://juicewrldapi.com

[dry monolith]

uhhh because it’s public

and i haven’t made an account system yet

but i will

[simple drift]

SON

[dry monolith]

maybe

[vapid spruce]

juice wrld api

[dry monolith]

yes

[vapid spruce]

rip juice wrld

[chilly bear]

emo

[summer wadi]

Anyone know how I can fix this annoying ahh contrast?

Or are light coloured wallpapers doomed?

[tepid ermine]

change ur phone

https://tenor.com/view/97inspo-dj-khaled-gif-21921758

[summer wadi]

On some backgrounds, it understands the contrast

I need to get to the bottom of this

[simple drift]

https://klipy.com/gifs/loops-in-python

[high dune]

yall is there anyway i can reinstall the stikdebug app from the app store? it doesnt show up in my “purchased” tab in the app store

[dry monolith]

No

icl i’m hosting the site i made on render

free plan

so i’m getting around that inactivity spin down by using an uptime thingy that pings every 5 mins

[slim nova]

its always like this

[velvet zenith]

probably thinks it's a dark background from the lower part

[shell flume]

how does one refresh an app using sidestore + livecontainer? i removed sidestore after setting up livecontainer as the README said

[polar python]

slap a subtle gradient on top with photopea or paint.net or something

[red oasis]

bring them x at school

is this aura farming or aura loss?

[tepid ermine]

gods plan gods plan

[dense valve]

@desert cairn https://hamburger.bradhley.rocks

Add

[simple drift]

ask in sidestore's server not here

its on their website

[summer wadi]

Thanks

[worthy garden]

can you fix mine

[summer wadi]

U having the same problem?

Guess what I did

[simple drift]

gba emulation on vita is amazing

[summer wadi]

Okay fiona

We get it

[worthy garden]

bro pls fix

🤬🤬🤬

[summer wadi]

What’s the issue

I don’t see it

[worthy garden]

Just fix it.

[summer wadi]

Isn’t optus overpriced or something?

Or is it just shit?

[worthy garden]

Idk

[summer wadi]

I use a MVNO and it’s better than how my colleagues describe optus

[worthy garden]

Goons

[summer wadi]

Internet speeds in Sydney are trash asf

God have mercy on the people who live outside the city

[polar python]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HGcknxlWQAAZ3hO.webp

[vocal plinth]

@polar python

[muted shuttle]

@untold helm

[gusty gulch]

I'll slap you

[gilded rapids]

Gonna eat some crab for lunch

They’re still alive fr

[muted shuttle]

@wary badge will toledo in tomodachi life has a crush on me

[ruby copper]

@worthy garden @polar python @gilded rapids @simple drift im so goated

[simple drift]

son

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[main timber]

why are there still ios 18 updates

[cunning marsh]

i wont go furthermore with ios 26 updates. I will stay with ios 26.4.1

[wise flower]

yooo

[cunning marsh]

Cuz ppl werent that dumb to update to ios 26

[main timber]

kinda late atp

[wise flower]

do yall have an iphone 4 laying around?

[cunning marsh]

why?

[coarse wedge]

because there are some devices that are stuck on that ver

[main timber]

no exploits or nun on that version

[cunning marsh]

uhm

If its safe nothing else matters lol

[main timber]

everything from 26.1 is safe i believe

[swift chasm]

May as well keep updating as they come out

[main timber]

and like if u care about safety the most then u should alawys update to the newest version

[cunning marsh]

My battery keeps getting worse and worse every single update btw

[swift chasm]

What iPhone?

[cunning marsh]

15

[hard comet]

lfg

only took like five days istg

[swift chasm]

Ah, I’ve heard people say the opposite. Could just be the battery

[main timber]

u get mythos?

[hard comet]

nah

[gilded rapids]

gg

[cunning marsh]

since i cant send images

Battery Health
This iPhone battery is performing as expected.
About Battery & Warranty...
Normal
Maximum Capacity
86%
This is a measure of battery capacity relative to when it was new. Lower capacity may result in fewer hours of usage between charges.
Cycle Count
This is the number of times iPhone has used your battery's capacity. Learn more...
574
Manufacture Date
December 2024
First Use
May 2025

[hard comet]

i can just ask shit related to cybersecurity again without getting blocked

[main timber]

i think jailbreaks starting from ios 26 are completely cooked now bc apple got mythos which means it will help them a lot with fixing exploits

[cunning marsh]

not even a year passed and its alr 86%

[gilded rapids]

crab lunch

Boiled alive 🥀

[main timber]

a bunch of crabs died for this bs

[gilded rapids]

Tasty asf tho

[cunning marsh]

😭

[cunning marsh]

Really?

[gilded rapids]

Yeah I love blue crab

[cunning marsh]

What does it taste like?🥹 as an european guy who never ate stuffs like that

[gilded rapids]

It’s tasty with rice too

really? 😭

[cunning marsh]

Yea

Wish I could

I would try octopus😋

[gilded rapids]

The crab meat is really rich like scallops

[main timber]

as a european u should know what it tastes like

[tawny harness]

Fellow european, people eat that

[kind wind]

Does the recent block ota work? The updates keep showing up in software update where as the tvos method said everything was update to date.

[gilded rapids]

the best octopus I had was in Greece

[tawny harness]

Atleast where I live

[cunning marsh]

Not as a Hungarian.🥲

[gilded rapids]

the specific crab I’m eating though is local to my region

blue crab

[latent ledge]

my idevice just had a liquid detection warning. its been a few hours. you guys think its safe or will this be my last message JollyCat

[tawny harness]

Ah yes

fake nitro

vencord?

[latent ledge]

yes

[gilded rapids]

My neighbor down the hall of my apartment complex made me csirkepaprikás one time

[latent ledge]

but no message loggers guarantee

[cunning marsh]

Depends on countries still

[cunning marsh]

holymoly

just come to hungary and try traditional foods atp

[gilded rapids]

well I am supposed to visit some of my friends I met in Greece. They live all over Europe

would be fun

[cunning marsh]

for sure

[swift chasm]

Not bad. That’s a healthy amount of cycles. It’s not updates lowering battery life, tho, it’s your battery degrading. 26 has only gotten better in subsequent updates.

[cunning marsh]

So i NEED to install 26.4.2?

btw the capacity stayed like 86% for like uhm 2-2,5 months? Ive lost count but its been so long

[swift chasm]

Need to? No. Won’t hurt tho

[cunning marsh]

if it drops to 85% it will continue again like 84% right after a week etc

[gritty prism]

Timmy cooking is no more ceo

Damn

[swift chasm]

Wouldn’t worry too much about battery health fr

[cunning marsh]

4 camera iPhone pros and 3 camera iphone basics when

[lean agate]

??

[cunning marsh]

its just a stat atp

Just numbers

[gritty prism]

2040

[swift chasm]

Yep.

[gilded rapids]

hmmm

[cunning marsh]

Nooo😭

[gritty prism]

Or immpossble

[cunning marsh]

This summer i kinda wanna upgrade to newer ip pro but i cant lie idk if its a good option to go for either 16 pro or 17 pro. (p.s i hate big phones like i dont want a tablet in my pocket so i stay minimal with smaller ones) Maybe wait for the 18 series?

[alpine spoke]

Apple is so cooked

[cunning marsh]

Lets js say its never gonna happen

[main timber]

took apple only 7 years from the first gestures-only phone to include 120 hz in base model iphones

[gritty prism]

Just make your hands big

[alpine spoke]

It's been 8 years and iPad Air still doesn't have 120hz

[cunning marsh]

Ive always liked normal/mini iphones tbh..

[raven pine]

the fuck is the .2 one about

[cunning marsh]

good question

[raven pine]

another mini user

[gritty prism]

Im gonna make you 1.5 bigger so iphone pros be mini

[cunning marsh]

Planning to buy a 13 mini just to go back to one hand mode😎

[raven pine]

im on one rn

[cunning marsh]

They should bring back mini iphones with better battery

[cunning marsh]

Is the battery okay or its crying?

[alpine spoke]

I wish more people bought them in higher tierd

13 Mini 512GB would be great for Apple music

[cunning marsh]

2 years proved so much tbh

[raven pine]

uh idk its not my main
i can get away with 6h sot on messaging apps with 88bh

though it's on a 2 day period

[livid wraith]

I love that 18.7.8 is still pushed to all 18 compatible devices

[gritty prism]

Yeah

I think about people who love pro model but mini

[cunning marsh]

my iphone 11 is on ios 18.4.1😭

[livid wraith]

mine is on 16.6 currently

[gritty prism]

Son

😭

[alpine spoke]

I wish iPad Mini could be used in car for Apple Car play with magsafe

[cunning marsh]

Apple pushes ios 26 to all compatible devices tbh.. Its like falling for a trap

[cunning marsh]

Wait hold up whats “sot”?😭

[gritty prism]

Why they called genius bar its not genius just call it bar

[alpine spoke]

Taking the iPad Mini in and out of car case would be so convenient and a USB C cable connects it to the rest of the car

[keen pebble]

what is jailbreak?

[gritty prism]

Unrestricted freedom access to your phone

[livid wraith]

feels like less of a trap when 18 is still available

you just have to make sure not to let it install automatically because it’ll always do 26

[hidden oracle]

is this not possible with jailbreak?

[cunning marsh]

hold up. two options of upgrade??😳

[untold helm]

In the simplest terms: Hacking your phone for more features

[cunning marsh]

turned it off dw

[tranquil topaz]

Hi! I'm not very active here so this might not be the right channel, if so i'm sorry. Basically i have an iPhone 6S with a new battery because the old one was trash. The new battery lasts nothing, less than before, but it can tell that its just miscalibrated as when it turns off because of low battery, plugging it in makes it turn on right again. Does somebody know a fix to this? Thanks!

[cunning marsh]

I hate ios 26 the really much

[solar forge]

My phone still in iOS 26.3 is this #rar

[cunning marsh]

upgrade to ios 26.4.2

[solar forge]

Why

[livid wraith]

they’ve been pushing 18.7.7 and 18.7.8 to all iOS 26 compatible devices that aren’t on 26 already

[cunning marsh]

New emojisss on ios 26.4.1

[livid wraith]

I have “Update to iOS 18.7.8” on my iPhone 16

[tranquil topaz]

(Btw the 6S is jailbroken with Dopamine on uhh 15.6.x, kfd)

[solar forge]

Why would I update for emojis

[untold helm]

🫪🫯

[alpine spoke]

I don't have a device jailbroken anymore

[cunning marsh]

🫈🫈🫈

🫪my fave

[untold helm]

MagSafe is hardware

[alpine spoke]

Jailbreak on main device was too problematic with iOS 16 now nearing EOL for most apps

[cunning marsh]

I mean its preference

they have been fixing so many stuffs lately

not just the new emojis

[hidden oracle]

i thought newer ipad minis had magsafe unlucky

[alpine spoke]

Do they make backup cameras that can interface with an iPad or would I need to connect a capture card

[solar forge]

I stayed on iOS 16 for like 3 years even tho I couldn’t jailbreak because too new version

[alpine spoke]

iPad is way better than the Apple Car play systems they have on the market for older cars

[cunning marsh]

ios 18 is technically useless when so many apps like instagram, tiktok, discord, spoty and many others updated their icons and looks shit tbh its like your phone is on ios 26 when its not

[livid wraith]

not really

the only app icons on mine that have the ugly iOS 26 glare are Instagram and Spotify

[cunning marsh]

But in the same time ios 18 is the best

[alpine spoke]

iOS 18 is fine as all apps for most part still aupport it

[livid wraith]

the rest still show the 18 variants

[hidden oracle]

my iphone 13 gave me so many issues on ios16 i just swapped to my 13 mini instead and updated that

want to jb my 13 pro but its on 16.7 i think

[solar forge]

I upgraded phone instead of updating becaus iOS 26 would make my battery 10x worse

[cunning marsh]

i might be blind but the apps ive listed have the updated icons for surely

[livid wraith]

others have updated icons but they aren’t showing on iOS 18

[alpine spoke]

I care mainly if the app is supported and if it becomes unsupported I have a few months to upgrade before the app becomes slow

[cunning marsh]

I mean icon is just nothing. apps will open the same way as before and it doesnt slow phone down so ye its just the looks😭😭

[untold helm]

iOS 15 support is usable with a jb
iOS 16 is barely hanging on
iOS 17 is usable

[cunning marsh]

wym by hanging on?

[solar forge]

iOS 16 isn’t as bad as 15 with app suppor t

But a lot of stuff requires ios 17 now still so

[livid wraith]

I still have an old version of Instagram from 2023 functioning on my iPhone 11

[alpine spoke]

And it's not like fresh end of support it's been like it for almost a year if not a year

[cunning marsh]

Well if u dont update apps

[livid wraith]

I have no reason to update it it’s not my main phone

[alpine spoke]

So the apps will eventually get slower and possibly break

[gilded rapids]

@cunning marsh ready to eat !

[hidden oracle]

i couldn't even use uber anymore on ios16

[cunning marsh]

send me some😭

lol

[livid wraith]

Meta apps still support iOS 15 anyway

so if I wanted to I could get latest version on it

[raven pine]

screen on time

[cunning marsh]

Ooh

Curious of the 12 mini

[hidden oracle]

my 13 mini gets cooked kinda fast using anything intensive

[cunning marsh]

is swappie good?

[hidden oracle]

but its at 73% battery life so makes sense

[cunning marsh]

12 pro feels amazing price there

i needa cash ts out

😭

[cunning marsh]

So I shouldnt go for it

[hidden oracle]

95% health is going to be significantly better than 73% so i would go for it

i love this phone just gonna get the battery replaced at apple

[cedar apex]

Yeah I wish he came back and made the designs again

[cunning marsh]

I mean yeah battery replacement is better than buying a new phone. Even if u love the phone u own

[muted shuttle]

@untold helm How’s my mii doing

[hidden oracle]

iphones have felt stagnant since 13+ so i haven't felt the need to upgrade at all

[cunning marsh]

True. Which ios version do u use tho

[hidden oracle]

my 13 pro was 16.7, i have the 13 mini at 26.4

feels a lil weird but ill get used to it i think, do miss ios16 tho

[terse dome]

horrible (just found this from elsewhere)

[odd cargo]

idk I bought it from vinted

the seller bought it from swappie

just didnt like mini format ig

[carmine elk]

fym all new that shit was 9 years ago

[copper tendon]

macOS 26.4.2

[cunning marsh]

Its like double price on swappie btw so u profitted a lot hope u know🤩

[odd cargo]

makes sense tbh, I wont use the iPhone for games anyway

[odd cargo]

Yeah ik

it was a good deal

still havent received it

its going from finland

to lithuania

[cunning marsh]

more like great deal

[cunning marsh]

oh?🥲

[odd cargo]

tbh if you dont care about storage I would get 13 mini

it is more expensive

But i personally need shitloads of storage for filming and music

I use 100gb on my current iPhone

and most of data is already transfered

and i deleted most of the apps