general

[ruby copper]

it explains like everything and has lots of cool examples and projects

[limber temple]

petro canada

[ruby copper]

I never really touched C# tho

its boring

[glacial valve]

I love checking if a number is odd or even

[sleek rivet]

?

[terse dome]

the most complex operation plausable

[ruby copper]

rootfs is anti semitic

[glacial valve]

No, I’m anti septic

[terse dome]

the french military would love to have you on board

[sleek rivet]

my dad gave me a javascript book when i turned 8

i never fully recovered

[glacial valve]

Yes it requires n if statements

[ruby copper]

if num == 1 return false
if num == 2 return true
ahh code

[glacial valve]

Yes

That’s the only way to do it

[ruby copper]

french code

[glacial valve]

Nope

[ruby copper]

16player probably unironically has code like this

[glacial valve]

Bo

No

Lies

[ruby copper]

Prove it

[terse dome]

projection

[ruby copper]

Make it oss

[glacial valve]

No

[ruby copper]

Well my code is oss so check for yourself

Sunst0rm has code like it

but thats from 2022

[glacial valve]

Yeah, we noticed

[sleek rivet]

why are you being mean to me today :(

[ruby copper]

fr

[worthy garden]

cause he’s french

[sleek rivet]

fr as in 🇫🇷 or ?

[ruby copper]

[sleek rivet]

waow

[worthy garden]

frcoal

[ruby copper]

:flag_frcoal:

someone make this

[worthy garden]

you make it

[sleek rivet]

i'm not paying for nitro

in fact

[worthy garden]

mineek will buy it for you

[sleek rivet]

it might be illegal for me to pay for nitro

[ruby copper]

is discord still banned there

[sleek rivet]

ye

[ruby copper]

fr

[wary badge]

Who gost pinged me

[ruby copper]

not me

[worthy garden]

i need it to come back so i can have turkey method

[sleek rivet]

me, just now

[sleek rivet]

oh to be clear people still subscribe to nitro and use it

[wary badge]

Dafuck dawg

[sleek rivet]

i just prefer not to

[wary badge]

Gmineek

[ruby copper]

gm

nintendo really needs to add like a mii marketplace to tomodachi life or something

[sleek rivet]

people who pay for nitro aren't getting arrested for having 3 more emojis in their social messaging app

[ruby copper]

something like the check mii out channel from the wii

but for tomodachi life

[sleek rivet]

nintendo absolutely does not want to know what you're doing in that game

[worthy garden]

they need mii app on switch

[sleek rivet]

oh btw i bought a 3ds

worst financial decision of my life

[worthy garden]

which one

[sleek rivet]

new 3ds xl

[worthy garden]

aren’t they pricy

[sleek rivet]

yes

[worthy garden]

as of people waning them

how much TRY

[sleek rivet]

too much

don't want to say it

[worthy garden]

cooked

[terse dome]

would buy over the switch

[ruby copper]

did the shijima sales go into a new nintendo 3ds xl

[noble crow]

Who can I talk to about unbanning a account that was banned for someone hacking into it

[worthy garden]

switch run linux 3ds don’t.

[sleek rivet]

no i ated the shijima sales

[ruby copper]

bro bought food from it

[terse dome]

i dont need linux running on everything

[worthy garden]

i only have it on one device

[ruby copper]

hey so

[worthy garden]

it can run windows i saw a video on it

but horrid

[sleek rivet]

damn not even the new model

[ruby copper]

I have a new model

this was just my old 3ds

[terse dome]

this is one of the Most software keyboards ever

[worthy garden]

i want a new model

[sleek rivet]

truly the keyboard of all time

[worthy garden]

i’m buying ayn thor to replace my 3ds

[velvet zenith]

Okay

[worthy garden]

is there moonlight

15+ms

wait

https://github.com/zoeyjodon/moonlight-N3DS

it exists

[sleek rivet]

gonna emulate 3ds titles on my pc and stream them to my real 3ds

[sleek rivet]

using discord stickers is insane

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/591236411127234571.gif?size=48

[worthy garden]

i think i can get new xl 3ds for 300+ aud

off ebay

otherwise i’m cooked

[sleek rivet]

wish i could get it for that price too

[rich dune]

kill. this. with. fire. should. not. exist.

[sleek rivet]

pretty sure i got scammed but the market sucks

[worthy garden]

it does on facebook locally here

[worthy garden]

Let’s not.

[rich dune]

@sleek rivet

[sleek rivet]

i wish i could unlearn computers

like

i feel like my life would've been much better if i did not know how to use a computer

or a keyboard

[worthy garden]

how can i learn computer

[velvet zenith]

No

Tech literacy is determined by if you could install minecraft mods yourself when you were younger

[copper tendon]

does fastfetch on macos for anyone else just show the host name as @Mac instead of the actual host name

[velvet zenith]

idk

@desert cairn @muted shuttle @polar python ?

[polar python]

Okay

[main timber]

so first.. u press win + r then... u type in %appdata%..
then u go back and click local
then find minecraft
and then the mods folder
and place ur .jar in it
Tech literacy

[velvet zenith]

Yeah but people are atupid

[rich dune]

https://x.com/maddimogs/status/2046201496262635929

Maddi 🇦🇺🪻 (@maddimogs)

there's no fucking way dutch is a real language

X · Apr 20, 2026, 12:17 PM

[half compass]

@ruby copper or

[clever glacier]

Is there a way to make a xenhtml widget of just a still png I can add to the lockscreen

[exotic thistle]

neuken in de keuken

[compact cobalt]

For the typing nerds here, what mechanical keyboard do I want to look at if I want an MX Blue keyboard? I only need a backlight, not necessarily full fat RGB

[untold helm]

if you are on a version that offically supports apple widgets just do that

otherwise there is more than likely a way

[velvet zenith]

keychron

@jagged turret will say otherwise

Probably

[jagged turret]

Commit suicide

[muted shuttle]

Is it fun

[compact cobalt]

ngl they don't have what I'm looking for

I need a numpad, their blue options don't seem to have one

[untold helm]

wtf no age rating

[clever glacier]

I’m on iOS 14, does that have that?

[jagged turret]

Keychron K10

[compact cobalt]

I just need MX blue, numpad. Backlight/RGB and a French Canadian layout would be nice but not needed

[arctic field]

W

[velvet zenith]

Idk i wasn't awake

[arctic field]

Brown switches ftw

[compact cobalt]

oh that's a lot more like it

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[untold helm]

yes!

[jagged turret]

You should make sure to get the hot swappable version in case you need different switches in the future

[terse dome]

click clack click clack

[untold helm]

@clever glacier oh shit you said lockscreen not homescreen

[worthy garden]

Hi

[untold helm]

[compact cobalt]

In terms of the switches actually, is blue good for my use case if I want the sound from it, type a lot, but also would play games with it

[velvet zenith]

blue sucks

[arctic field]

No

Blue is bad

[compact cobalt]

Why

[jagged turret]

Sure

[arctic field]

Red is linear

[terse dome]

it's certainly A switch you can use

[arctic field]

Noisy and annoying

[compact cobalt]

Ok what does that mean

[arctic field]

You want it comforting

[jagged turret]

If you want the sound from it then nothing else is going to give you tjat

[arctic field]

It’s like blue but actually barable

[jagged turret]

What

[compact cobalt]

I don't mind the noise, I really like the sound if anything

[terse dome]

box jades ?

[jagged turret]

Yes that's what in was trying to type but got filtered

[arctic field]

Checkout keychron red switches sound on yt

[terse dome]

wtf

[arctic field]

You might like it better

[jagged turret]

Apparently you can't say switches preceded by clicky

[compact cobalt]

Ohh I might pass by Canada Computers I think they have a demo of each switch

[compact cobalt]

oh I see why

[velvet zenith]

Ky

[arctic field]

Nah just lookup a video

[terse dome]

radioactive speech sleeper agent

[arctic field]

It’s not different

[jagged turret]

You could try kailh box white for a change @compact cobalt

Instead of blue

It could be interesting

[compact cobalt]

I mean, going there would be good to see what each switch is like while typing

[arctic field]

Oh

Well that’s good

[compact cobalt]

What's special about them?

[arctic field]

I recommend keychron above all

[jagged turret]

They have a different click mechanism called a click bar, which is sort of more solid and clean

[compact cobalt]

hm

Ngl if I had the time I'd build my own keyboard

but anyways, I have a serious lack of time

[gusty gulch]

@desert cairn this u

[polar python]

@desert cairn broke ass

[jagged turret]

You can just put the switches in though

[teal bramble]

I ordered more indian food

[polar python]

@velvet zenith

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn broke ass

[jagged turret]

It's like legos

[arctic field]

Ts so tuff

[arctic field]

Yeah you can buy all of them if you’d like xd

[gusty gulch]

what

[velvet zenith]

he spent like 60 dollars

[compact cobalt]

What's the difference between blue and green

[velvet zenith]

they're different colours

[odd cargo]

I'm so excited to switch to 12 mini

[arctic field]

Green is like specific for like steelseries and like brands like that no?

[odd cargo]

It arrives this week wednesday-sunday

[arctic field]

It’s like blue i think

[odd cargo]

256gb, 95%, mint condition 12 mini in blue

Holy fuck

Gonna go caseless

And enjoy it

Also got a really good deal on it

100 euros

[arctic field]

What version?

Wait

Is it ios 14

[odd cargo]

26 sadly

[arctic field]

Oh

Bruh

[odd cargo]

For some fucking reason the seller updated it

[chilly bear]

albert epstein over here

[compact cobalt]

Dumb question, on the K10 can I replace the Windows key with something else

[arctic field]

Omfg

[odd cargo]

Either way it would be unusuable

No banking apps

Even 15 is unsupported

[arctic field]

Fair

[velvet zenith]

Idk how u guys can use ios 14

[odd cargo]

Same

[velvet zenith]

16 just barely works

idk about 17

[odd cargo]

Yeah

Banking apps still work

Not for long

[arctic field]

I mean assuming you use it for main purposes

[odd cargo]

Yeah

For music even iOS 9 is fine

[arctic field]

If it’s like to enjoy the vintage of it than ios 14 would be peak with it

[odd cargo]

True

iOS 15 was such peak ios

So smooth and fast

And battery was so good on 13

I remember my friend owning 13 and it wouldnt die at all

[arctic field]

Yeah it really felt like that i think for me too

[odd cargo]

I'm only worried that iOS is gonna be laggy

[arctic field]

Well i mean significantly less since i have a mini

[odd cargo]

On 12 mini cuz it's running 26

[odd cargo]

Yoo mini user

[untold helm]

12 mini + os26

[arctic field]

Ye

[untold helm]

that battery

[odd cargo]

Disaster in disguise

[arctic field]

Yeah unfortunately it may

[odd cargo]

Well usually the lag is caused by shitty battery and low storage

I noticed that iOS 26 becomes a mess if there's not enough storag

Like below 10-20gb free

Same with battery

[arctic field]

Honestly if i had felt back in the day that having limiting newer ios versions for older devices was bad i would be wrong

[odd cargo]

Luckily this is not an issue for me

[arctic field]

Makes sense, because of how nands work

[odd cargo]

Yeah

Still hyped thought

[arctic field]

The os on top of it makes the nand really unstable ig

All that liquid ass

[odd cargo]

I'm so tired of my 14pm

[arctic field]

Im so glad i didn’t update

[odd cargo]

It doesn't fit anywhere

[arctic field]

Wdym

[odd cargo]

I don't use any pro features

[odd cargo]

It's to big

[arctic field]

Oh

[odd cargo]

I bought new jeans and I can't squat

[arctic field]

You got the pm?

[odd cargo]

Yeah

[arctic field]

Hmmm

[odd cargo]

The bike holder berly fits it anymore

[arctic field]

Should i like buy the 18 pro or wait for like 18 normal

[odd cargo]

Base 17

[arctic field]

That would be like way too long

[arctic field]

Hmmm? Why

[odd cargo]

Best iPhones

It will become 13

In popularity

It got everything that you will need

Expect telephoto ig

[arctic field]

Hmmm but the a20

I will be able to run totk on 120 fps jitless😭

[odd cargo]

Anyway I hope 12mini gonna give me 3-4 of sot

[arctic field]

Maybe

[odd cargo]

Lnao

I primarily listen to music anyway

[jagged turret]

It comes with a Mac keys you can swap

[odd cargo]

And a 6s lasts me half a day

[jagged turret]

What are you wanting to replace it with

[odd cargo]

With Chinese battery

[arctic field]

Hmm yeah i found really good use for my device

I like

Every since i bought my iphone i wanted to actually play something worthwhile

Hardly any emulators back then too

i searched for a switch emulator for ios once

[odd cargo]

I sold s23u for 150 euros

[arctic field]

Nothing except some shitty implementation

And then bam melonx

[odd cargo]

Yeah

[arctic field]

Out of the wild

[odd cargo]

I don't see a point in emulating in my phone honestly

[arctic field]

Like maybe 2 months after i checked stossy released it lol that was great

[odd cargo]

I got most consoles

[arctic field]

If you’re bored and want to just pull up mario party or botw

[odd cargo]

I got a modded switch

Kefir🚬

[arctic field]

Hmm yeah but i would personally not take my switch everywhere

[odd cargo]

Atmosphere🚬

[odd cargo]

I don't even use ut

Lmao

I don't play any games expect kingdom come deliverance

[arctic field]

Well yeah ig emulation might spark that interest again for you

[compact cobalt]

I think Mac keys would work, but I'd rather have something like a super key instead of Windows

[odd cargo]

Anyway gonna go sleep

[compact cobalt]

Command would work though

[arctic field]

Alr gn

[odd cargo]

Don't play any games sadly

[arctic field]

Oh that’s alr

[jagged turret]

You'd have to buy third party keycaps for that

[compact cobalt]

Makes sense

[ashen basin]

Emulation on the phone is only good for handheld

Or older consoles

except N64

Actually nah pretty much just handheld

[arctic field]

You can always bring a controller with you

Or just cope like a champ

[ashen basin]

Why would I bring a controller around with me everywhere

[arctic field]

Then git gud

[ashen basin]

At that point I’ll just bring an actual console

[arctic field]

Yeah that’s why luckily skill is the only factor when playing non handheld

[ashen basin]

what

[main timber]

get a phone only controller that basically makes it like a normal handheld

[arctic field]

Touch controls

[ashen basin]

Once again I’m not going to be bringing it everywhere

[arctic field]

Touch controls with console games is great imo

It makes it harder but then it’s actually skill that is the only barrier

Celeste on ios is great

[main timber]

bought a bluetooth controller only to play dying light on my iphone

[ashen basin]

Nice

[arctic field]

Alr im checking this game out

[tame rock]

https://vxtwitter.com/argonautgames_/status/2046280258152780270?s=46&t=3X3TWXrd0Km2ZQOyeO1eaA

Argonaut Games (@ArgonautGames_)

Right about now Buck Bumble is officially your new wholesome 4/20 mascot, and we will not be taking further questions ...at this time. But stay tuned and BEE sure to follow us for forthcoming news and announcements! 👀🐝 #BuckBumble

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 20, 2026, 5:30 PM

HOLY SHIT BUCK BUMBLE REMASTER

[arctic field]

Oh it’s just left 4 dead

[main timber]

its higher than peak

[arctic field]

Is it like left 4 dead?

[main timber]

not at all

dying light is a zombie game with parkour left 4 dead is... just zombies

[arctic field]

Hmm

Alr imma take a closer look later

[hot creek]

Meow

[velvet imp]

what's goin on with the hair

holy fivehead

[outer adder]

lol

shes just a girl eating shawarma

[versed sun]

Why

[outer adder]

why you so hate this gif lol

[versed sun]

Instagram gcs have this as option to hide preview of notifications

[outer adder]

gcs?

[versed sun]

Even Instagram knows how bad gcs get

[versed sun]

Don’t it managed to be in chat almost everytime I looked at it

[outer adder]

lol

[versed sun]

Group chats

[outer adder]

so find another one?

[outer adder]

oh

why dont they remove the share to gcs option?

so pointless

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1443989935353888995/1477930686517219328/the-swarm-gloop.gif

[desert cairn]

What

[carmine elk]

yall what is honorary members role and how do i get it

[desert cairn]

Become staff then quit

[outer adder]

?

[frank sedge]

Https://watch?v=vdMZO2kNip4

18 years ago

Brainrot

No 9 years ago

[coarse wedge]

the fuck...?

[compact cobalt]

@jagged turret blue switch Keychron it is ngl

[signal hazel]

what 😭

[bright jolt]

I’m looking to side load are these free options good? Altstore or iLoader.
Or should I go with a paided one?

[glossy jolt]

https://x.com/markgurman/status/2046325832885432762?s=20

Mark Gurman (@markgurman)

BREAKING: Tim Cook steps down. Ternus to CEO.

X · Apr 20, 2026, 8:31 PM

[raven pine]

NO WAYYY

[muted shuttle]

WHAT

is this real

[raven pine]

FUCKKK

[native plume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1408863403283583038/1492471462374932480/fjp8nnf99018.gif

[simple drift]

yay!

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Where source

[spring wren]

Holy shit

Tim

[hard comet]

ON 4/20???

[wicked surge]

JON PROSSER WAS RIGHT!

[hard comet]

WTF

[digital sable]

NOOO TIM COCK

[frail mural]

on GOD

[hard comet]

short ts

[hot barn]

Damm

[spring wren]

Feels like April fools

[quiet plume]

who in the actual fuck is John Ternus 💀

[untold helm]

IT FINALLY HAPPENED

[spring wren]

But it’s not

[visual rain]

yo is this confirmed

[opaque tapir]

holy shit?

[pure kelp]

o7 tim

[earnest crag]

Tim ain't Cooking no more

[sullen junco]

holy shit

[dark geyser]

The Tim Cook allegations

[peak nimbus]

End of an era 😔

[compact cobalt]

NOOO

[visual rain]

@grok is this true

[hard comet]

well happy retirement

[true plover]

Damn

[compact cobalt]

TIM COCK

[topaz lily]

hi

[raven pine]

termus is a good engineer but tim will be missed forever

[plucky tartan]

yo tiim is cooked

[true plover]

Craig should’ve gotten it

[ripe anchor]

No more Kim Took?

[hard comet]

i’m excited for wwdc

[untold helm]

i wonder if tim cook is dating termus

[pure kelp]

we let him cook

[frail mural]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-its-happening-ok-stay-calm-the-office-gif-6091046

[young smelt]

TIM COCK IS GONE

[hard comet]

gex

[topaz lily]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393423534419869757/1494436990718967930/togif.gif

[sick prism]

Anyone know if iphone 16 pro is jailbreakable yet?

[ebon nacelle]

omg 😭 😭 😭

[thorn plinth]

what the fuck

[raven pine]

haha fr

[ruby copper]

ts guy

[unkempt ridge]

Tim Cock

[simple drift]

tim is married

son

[visual rain]

this is lowkey a prank bro

it aint true

[true plover]

To me

[simple drift]

ok bro

[true plover]

[thorn plinth]

this is so sad

[exotic thistle]

@spark gale congrats on ceo

[oak bear]

tim cooked

[ripe anchor]

No more gay ceo :((

[visual rain]

this is not true i dont see it any where else

[plucky tartan]

april 1st was long ago lol

[ripe anchor]

LGTV community so cooked

[outer condor]

tomodachi life mentioned

[exotic thistle]

dw we getting aaron as ceo

[silver scaffold]

I wonder if Tim Cook stepping down will be in tonight's TechLinked or Wednesday's

[visual rain]

yeah but it isnt mentioned anywhere else

[true plover]

Dumb logic

[exotic thistle]

aarons gonna do signing party

[ripe anchor]

YAY

[untold helm]

tim cook stepping down does not mean the 16 pro is jailbreakable

[hard comet]

let’s see how many ppl will leave with tim lmao

[visual rain]

just because one news outlet mentions it doesnt mean its true

[odd wave]

💀

[outer condor]

me

[true plover]

[vital mantle]

RIP Tim Apple

[ripe anchor]

creg federege for ceo

[visual rain]

stfuuuu

[quiet plume]

Can’t wait for Trump to call the new CEO John Apple

[ruby copper]

It's true

[violet light]

Rest in pussy Timothy

[true plover]

They only cover Allen stuff also they’re very reputable

[hard comet]

ehhh i’d like to agree but i’m pretty sure they’d make sure their source is right before posting this

[true plover]

[sick prism]

Oh had no idea about Tim Cook was just wondering

[queen beacon]

Facts, the news outlet is called MacRumors

[odd wave]

chat do we like john or no

[manic tulip]

The i prefix is gonna change to a J

[visual rain]

and their article is one sentence

with no mention of source

[muted shuttle]

https://fxtwitter.com/markgurman/status/2046325832885432762

Mark Gurman (@markgurman)

BREAKING: Tim Cook steps down. Ternus to CEO.

**💬 58 🔁 131 ❤️ 401 👁️ 13.2K **

FxTwitter · Apr 20, 2026, 8:31 PM

[wicked surge]

we all knew John Ternus was going to be ceo

[hard comet]

true

[haughty sundial]

holy shit

wow

[acoustic plaza]

nooo not tim

[haughty sundial]

I knew it was coming but wow

[solar salmon]

Finally tim cook is stepping down

[hard comet]

true

[surreal dove]

RIP Apple. Bring Johnny Ive back pls

[visual rain]

okay i believe it

[haughty sundial]

end of a fking era

[hard comet]

no keep him gone

[tardy dust]

oh damn

[untold helm]

wow wikipedia was alr changed

[cobalt obsidian]

Absolutely not, he RUINED the MacBook for so long

[raven pine]

they didnt announce shit

[hard comet]

damn

[haughty sundial]

can’t wait to read the daring fireball article on it

[wicked surge]

it was obviously when you didnt see tim at all in the last key note

John Ternus was in the ky note more

[cobalt obsidian]

Yeah idk where this “newsroom post” is

[hard comet]

yeah we all knew it was coming, just not when

[lusty briar]

so is aaron becoming john ternus for wwdc now

[haughty sundial]

Also YAY John Ternus !!!!

[odd wave]

yikes

[hard comet]

i was guessing they’re gonna do it for the 50 year anniversary

[untold helm]

i will be the soul of tim cook

[manic tulip]

@spark gale where is your source

[hard comet]

true true

[ebon nacelle]

https://www.reuters.com/technology/john-ternus-become-apple-ceo-tim-cook-become-executive-chairman-2026-04-20/ it's on reuters as well

[simple drift]

how the fuck

[surreal dove]

But why not Craig Hairforce One 🙁

[simple drift]

speedy

[rustic prawn]

Who is Ternus even

[velvet imp]

no way

[manic tulip]

Too fast for the meetings

[tardy dust]

literally no source in here yet

[odd wave]

a dude

[untold helm]

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/04/tim-cook-to-become-apple-executive-chairman-john-ternus-to-become-apple-ceo/

[velvet imp]

Gg Tim Apple

[hard comet]

there y’all go

[civic crane]

Oh my its like Christmas came early hopefully new ceo is better

[thick rose]

good riddance tbh

[cobalt obsidian]

Craig is also getting up there in years iirc

[quiet plume]

Apple CEO John Ternus just doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as good smh

[surreal dove]

No he is the face of Apple I think

[thorn crescent]

it was mentioned in the srouji one lol

[terse dome]

i do wonder what direction ternus will bring the company to

[odd wave]

if there's literaly a source why did no one quote lol

[wicked surge]

https://youtu.be/8xo4uG7YpJI?si=Cix6TsBYu4xWSsR1

[cobalt obsidian]

Are we SERIOUS

[hard comet]

up and good hopefully 👍

[velvet imp]

What

[visual rain]

news hasnt exactly hit the markets

[glacial valve]

Apple is free at last

[rustic prawn]

I got kirked

[glacial valve]

Yet

[visual rain]

we shorting ts

[terse dome]

oh this vid from a month ago, yeah no mid

[glacial valve]

Fr

[hard comet]

real

[queen beacon]

I don’t think it’s true

[glacial valve]

@stark spruce Tap in

[untold helm]

Theres 5 different sources

[surreal dove]

If Ternus realy is the new CEO I switch to Google 🙁

[glacial valve]

Time to short Apple

[opaque tapir]

i think back to the steve jobs days? as both are engineers and tim cook is a businessman

[odd wave]

what the kirk

[queen beacon]

Which sources?

[raven pine]

@grok summarize this (but actually someone summarize this pls)

[outer condor]

bro

[lusty briar]

apple lol

[opaque tapir]

link it

[rustic prawn]

Too late normie. Already down 0.8% in after hours and rapidly dropping

[queen beacon]

link

[untold helm]

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/04/tim-cook-to-become-apple-executive-chairman-john-ternus-to-become-apple-ceo/ apple them fucking selves

[lusty briar]

it's linked here

scroll up

mfers

[terse dome]

honestly all of the OSes need perf improvements

might be for the better

[glacial valve]

I don’t own apple shares troll

[rustic prawn]

For shorting

[lusty briar]

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/04/johny-srouji-named-apples-chief-hardware-officer/ it was also mentioned here

[short ether]

i mean good riddance but also respect for cook

[rustic prawn]

You can’t short after hours unless you’re part of the elites

[hard comet]

is this good

who is that guy

i forgor

[outer condor]

This video from fpt. discusses a critical turning point for Apple as Tim Cook prepares to step down, highlighting a massive leadership exodus and the challenges facing his likely successor.
The Leadership Crisis
The video describes a "mass exodus" of the talent that defined the modern Apple era [00:22]. Key figures who have recently left or are rumored to be leaving include:
• Jeff Williams: Long considered the heir apparent to Tim Cook [00:40].
• Luca Maestri: The Chief Financial Officer [00:52].
• Alan Dye: VP of Human Interface Design, who left for Meta [01:05].
• Johny Srouji: SVP of Hardware Technologies (Apple Silicon), who has reportedly considered leaving [01:21].
Tim Cook’s Mixed Legacy
While Cook is credited with increasing Apple's valuation from $350 billion to nearly $4 trillion [01:58], the video argues his focus has shifted from innovation to "preservation" and political maneuvering [02:27].
• Political Diplomacy: Cook is noted for his unique ability to navigate relationships with the Trump administration to secure tariff exemptions, protecting Apple's profit margins but potentially tarnishing the brand's "think different" legacy [02:43].
The Next CEO: John Ternus
The video identifies John Ternus as the most likely successor [04:43].
• Rising Profile: Ternus has taken on more responsibility, leading major product launches like the "iPhone Air" and filling leadership gaps left by departing executives [04:52].
• Track Record: He is credited with bringing ports back to MacBooks, prioritizing function over the "form over function" philosophy of the Johnny Ive era [05:49].
Conclusion
The central question posed is whether Ternus can "rebuild the soul" of the company [07:05]. While he is highly qualified for hardware, he inherits a company facing legal battles with the government and a leadership vacuum that may have fundamentally changed Apple's identity [06:35].
Watch the full video here: https://youtu.be/8xo4uG7YpJI

[hard comet]

holy yap

[terse dome]

fuck your gpt ass output

[outer condor]

it aas gemini

[rustic prawn]

Turning point….

WE ARE CHARLEIE KIRKKKK

[tardy dust]

they asked for grok so like close enough

[tardy dust]

thinkin

[short ether]

lowk ruined everything when the iphone 16 came out

[rustic prawn]

When did cook take over anyway?

[burnt tundra]

Long apple stock?

[wet helm]

Passed over for a job yet again ffs

[short ether]

when the iphone 5 released

[odd wave]

2011ish i think

[lusty briar]

2011

[terse dome]

can john ternus keep the leaks flowing out though i like them leaking

[queen beacon]

When Steve died in 2011

[opaque tapir]

that should be taken up with our beloved hair force one

[untold helm]

?

[terse dome]

too old

[wicked surge]

still nomber one aaron tho

[rustic prawn]

Oh so he was responsible for the downfall and then the comeback of Apple. Noted.

[short ether]

also is john ternus even gonna be a good ceo?

[visual rain]

macos to be open source

[thorn plinth]

johnny needs to make sure ios isn’t bugOS

[untold helm]

@spark gale why didnt u take over

[wet helm]

Your mom is too old

[ebon nacelle]

now we won't get a classic tim good morning at the start of apple events 😔

[simple drift]

gm

[velvet imp]

Is Craig really that old?

[quiet plume]

Saurik should've been new CEO 🥲

[opaque tapir]

fix the mess that are the OS' first and then complain

[terse dome]

i have no other ways of describing this

[manic tulip]

Leaks are just basic marketing hype atp

[visual rain]

i actually like this john ternus guy

[wet helm]

They’re intentional bc I don’t like you

[light briar]

Ay ay ron

[hard comet]

y’all remember when apple used to advertise stand by time?

[tardy dust]

Hell yeah

[lone pine]

John Apple.

[hard comet]

i miss those days

[wet helm]

Ar Ay 9

[manic tulip]

John Apple

[opaque tapir]

And you didnt get chosen coz tim doesnt like you

[simple drift]

wdym

[uncut canyon]

where crag

[rustic prawn]

Bro my new coworker straight looks like Dennis Nedry

[manic tulip]

Craig is next in line

[velvet imp]

Wait wdym they don’t know when Craig was born lmao

[wet helm]

[uncut canyon]

oh my god it's THAT guy i forgot his name

[untold helm]

situation so crazy we have the other aaron

[hard comet]

they’d claim like x amount of hours of battery life while in stand by

[manic tulip]

If he had it his way we would have macOS Weed

[simple drift]

oh

[hard comet]

and it’d be crazy long

and it’d be right

[uncut canyon]

generic ass california male

[wet helm]

Where? I’m the main Aaron

I was born first

[simple drift]

23aaron is the originator

[surreal dove]

So it’s time to switch to google hahaha

[velvet imp]

?

[simple drift]

hi dani

[wet helm]

Thank you Fiona O’Leary

[odd wave]

yay give google more data

[short ether]

lowk the galaxy tab is looking hella fresh rn

[untold helm]

[rustic prawn]

New Apple ceo really got me wanting to trans my gender fr

[hard comet]

my old devices last eternities in stand by and my more recent ones die within two days

[velvet imp]

Hai ^^

[simple drift]

hru

[hard comet]

whar

[velvet imp]

I’m doing okay wbu

[tardy dust]

Same

[short ether]

hello twin

[rustic prawn]

I was trying to see if anyone was paying attention

[simple drift]

im uhh fine ig

[rustic prawn]

🤝

[simple drift]

could be better

[upbeat rose]

apple falling off with no more lgbt ceo

[short ether]

since no one will notice my messages

lowk my m1 ipad pro is.. well...
insert how the shadow is clear

[fading leaf]

He’s been with Apple since the Steve Jobs era and was close to Tim Cook I think this will be fine

[tardy dust]

what

[rustic prawn]

Homosexuals make everything better fr

[opaque tapir]

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/04/tim-cook-to-become-apple-executive-chairman-john-ternus-to-become-apple-ceo/
https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/04/johny-srouji-named-apples-chief-hardware-officer/

sources

[odd wave]

ye

[hard comet]

no he’s a good pick but there probably will be a lot of people who’ll still leave alongside tim

[velvet imp]

You’re really just itching for wp aren’t you

[short ether]

don't die on my el tablet du pro le m uno 💔

the ipad pro m6 is right around the corner mi amigo 😭

[rustic prawn]

wp?

[fading leaf]

I’m still not switching to android

[hard comet]

neither will i

[short ether]

sideloading and oem unlock tho

[uncut canyon]

less generic than i thought but at least he's from jobs era apple

[untold helm]

sometimes give me a hard time because something you care about isn’t working like it should
🧌

[thick rose]

yeah, but you have to deal with andr*id

[short ether]

apks

oh wait android 17 exists

[upbeat rose]

APPLE HAS TOUCHED YOU ???????

[short ether]

fuh

[odd wave]

unless google wakes up grumpy and decides you can't anymore

again..

[rustic prawn]

At least someone did… :/

[agile cloak]

who's John Ternus?

[thick rose]

after years of lineageos (incl. own ports), i never want to touch that shit again

[velvet imp]

I’m genuinely interested how ternus will run the company

[velvet imp]

Current hardware engineering guy

[outer adder]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ternus

[winter meadow]

hi

[untold helm]

hi

[outer adder]

hi

[odd wave]

hi

[winter meadow]

it can be possible to jailbreak ios 12.5.8 on iphone5s?

[agile cloak]

ohhh

[rustic prawn]

He looks like a mid 2010s B-rank actor who starred in hit films such as Hitler 2: Hitler in Paris

[outer adder]

bruh

[agile cloak]

he really does 💀

[untold helm]

yes, chimera + TNS2

!t guide

[fervent dove]

guide

Complete guide to iOS and tvOS modification, from stock to jailbroken

Added by eric#1997 | Used 3,062 times · Dec 21, 2020, 11:23 PM

[winter meadow]

thanks

[rustic prawn]

He also had a minor role in some American propaganda film based in the Iraq war

[visual rain]

they gonna allow sideloading on ios now

[raven pine]

no

u can already sideload??

[agile cloak]

of course he did 😭

[short ether]

i live in iraq sonion

maybe thats why im an android

or maybe cuz lowk love me some sideloading

or both

[visual rain]

without having to pay for a dev cert

[short ether]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-scream-tree-rooster-screaming-gif-14660175817695268947

[visual rain]

and lifting the 3 apps limit

[agile cloak]

ur a bot?

[short ether]

and no certificates

[rustic prawn]

(He played Asam-Al Bashar Bin Muhammad, a pro-American translator. Producers think casting an Arab would reduce the character’s marketability)

[short ether]

no an android user

[visual rain]

yes just installing ipas

[agile cloak]

oh ic

[visual rain]

just like the early days of big sur

[rustic prawn]

Big big big sahur

[ionic ibex]

no way tim is stepping down

😭

bro got sick of getting kick backs

[short ether]

no more lgbt for apple

biggest downfall oat

[eternal current]

Man

[short ether]

apples net worth has dropped to 0!

jk

how tf am i 15 with the humor of a 9yo

💔

[wicked surge]

SMOKIN! WTF HOW YOU BEEN BROTHER

[rustic prawn]

Bro is 15 🥀

[untold helm]

plot twist, tim cook is dating Ternus

[idle vigil]

I think his name was John Something (John Something).

[short ether]

aeternus

GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE

[untold helm]

john apple

[eternal current]

I have been good

[idle vigil]

John Apple!

[tardy dust]

typical (idk)

[rustic prawn]

We need another Steve to complete the cycle

[simple drift]

AAPL

[idle vigil]

(Johnny Appleseed)

[wicked surge]

great to hear from you

[idle vigil]

$273.05 rn.

[eternal current]

Here comes the noobs out of hiding lol

[rustic prawn]

Shut it greenname

[short ether]

johnny johnny
yes papa
fucking over apple?
no papa
telling lies?
no papa
show me the net worth
👛🪰🪰🪰🪰

[opaque tapir]

didnt tim say that he wanted to stick around for 1 more grand (new) product a few months ago?

[eternal current]

Suck a …..

[short ether]

what is wrong w .me bruh

[muted shuttle]

oh

[simple drift]

i did not know that yahoo finance's website had an actually good chart

[idle vigil]

U Bulli me!

[muted shuttle]

where embed

[agile cloak]

looks like an ECG

[eternal current]

@spark gale give mute powers

[untold helm]

mbn

[simple drift]

a fucked up ecg

[short ether]

maxine pls don't slime me

[simple drift]

@low mortar ecg

[ionic ibex]

fuck ass sense of humor

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424555633767878696/1427043348925124638/HEHEHHEHE.gif

[short ether]

its not my only one

[muted shuttle]

hey it embedded

yay

[ionic ibex]

i dont wanna see anymore

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle what did you do to tim cook

[muted shuttle]

Nothing.

[short ether]

dont die on me el tablet dela apple
el tablet du m six is around the corner

[eternal current]

iOS is now open for business

[agile cloak]

also wait is he the guy behind the iPhone 17 Pro design?

bc if so apple is fucked 😭

[short ether]

banned for promoting scams 🔥🗣

[eternal current]

I designed it

[outer adder]

@muted shuttle will you replace tim?

[opaque tapir]

what does that mean?

[muted shuttle]

No

[untold helm]

Macbook Neo

[ionic ibex]

😭 😭

[ruby copper]

Can we ban Maxine for impersonating Tim Cook

[muted shuttle]

wtf

how am i impersonating tim cook ...

[short ether]

can't take a joke vro

[eternal current]

If I’m impersonating Tim Cook I’m driving a Bentley

[faint pelican]

whhwqnsnsnann yk

[outer adder]

i need a software idea

[real cobalt]

I'm impersonating tim cook

[outer adder]

i wanna code something

[faint pelican]

not android 🙏

[outer adder]

ew

[faint pelican]

exactly

[dense flower]

who is tim cock

[outer adder]

give me an app idean m8

[faint pelican]

🧍‍♂️

[dense flower]

tim cock

[half compass]

no way

they got RID of tim cook

[agile cloak]

Tim Cock 💀

[teal bramble]

Nooooooooo

[faint pelican]

get back to work

[eternal current]

He quoted so….

[dense flower]

Goodbye Tim Cook
Hello John Ternus

[eternal current]

Quit wtf

[dense flower]

what are yalls thoughts on this

[real cobalt]

They probably only got rid of him because he was gay

[faint pelican]

😭😭😭

[faint pelican]

this is not samsung

[half compass]

True

[timid tiger]

no way

[agile cloak]

his name sounds like John Turnip

[half compass]

we need john ternus to become a tgirl or something to reset the balance

[ruby copper]

Did he step down himself or

[outer adder]

why not craig

[faint pelican]

…what was 108 days ago…

[ruby copper]

Transgender Apple

[real cobalt]

Board removed him

[ruby copper]

Lol

[timid tiger]

Aaron ab to steal my fucking exec for events

[faint pelican]

oh ok

[ruby copper]

Idk it's like 111 days ago now

[outer adder]

how you know that?

[faint pelican]

😭😭

[tropic moth]

If possible, how can I get an apps uuid without a jailbreak?

[glacial valve]

Skill issue

[half compass]

It was 167 days ago.

[winged moth]

Is Tim Cook stepping down good or bad

[timid tiger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/976692067910713395/1347100442043224064/caption.gif

[ruby copper]

Nvm it's 110 days ago

[faint pelican]

was…was it ur fault?

[dense flower]

A bit of both

[muted shuttle]

@timid tiger Hi joe

[short ether]

step 1. buy an android
thanks for watching!

[timid tiger]

hi Maxine

[muted shuttle]

Hru

[faint pelican]

oh wait

wait guys

stfu for a second

i have something to say

[timid tiger]

lowkey not bad
stressed but that’s standard
how you been twin

[ruby copper]

Ok

[half compass]

no im just the global security guy bru

[faint pelican]

happy 4/20<3

[eternal current]

So many new people…@rick

[faint pelican]

get too. the world is NOT secure 😭

[dense flower]

i remember seeing in a video that Tim Cook was the reason Apple is a trillion-dollar company.
And that while Tim Cook is focused on business, John Ternus is more on the technical side
so hey we may see some good Apple products👀

[agile cloak]

20/4/2026

[real cobalt]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn I'm not single anymore it's your turn

[muted shuttle]

Im good i'm almost out of high school which is just shocking to me. high school flew by

[short ether]

maxine: "friendly"

bans like 50% of the total server members for scams

[faint pelican]

no one’s gonna say happy 4/20 back? losers. buncha nerds

[outer adder]

wait so tim will not host the next event?

[half compass]

They’re both chuds

[eternal current]

@hexed lily feels like twilight zone

[half compass]

They will never find love

[real cobalt]

They will

Nebula will atleast

[agile cloak]

i did

[ruby copper]

Before new years I was like "it's in x days" with my nickname and after new years I just put my nickname as it was x days ago. Pretty funny to see people curious, but it's just new years / 31st of December 2025

[short ether]

fair enough tbh not saying this is a bad thing at all

[faint pelican]

rick🥺

[agile cloak]

just without the happy

[hexed lily]

Lmaoo if you’re talking about 4/20 I feel the same way

[timid tiger]

hell yeah
I’m almost done with my 2nd yr uni and I’m lowkey like woah

[faint pelican]

negative you did not

[timid tiger]

no way Rick

[ruby copper]

gg

[timid tiger]

gm pal

[dense flower]

[hexed lily]

Gm gm!!

[dense flower]

[short ether]

are we talking about fnaf 1

[eternal current]

Yes high but…

[faint pelican]

RICK

[hexed lily]

Gm gm!!

[short ether]

PICKLE RICK

[faint pelican]

RICK I MISSED YOU OMG

[hexed lily]

I just bought an onion lol just for today

[faint pelican]

RIIIIICK

[muted shuttle]

Congrats on your girlfriend. Or boyfriend. Im not sure.

[agile cloak]

i said 20/4/2026
just without the happy

[faint pelican]

uh huh

[real cobalt]

Stop fuckin with me

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[eternal current]

Yesss I’m smoking too

[timid tiger]

most random chat encounters at 10pm

[short ether]

i thought your tag was about c++ 💔

[outer adder]

welp @muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

whar

[outer adder]

give me an app idea

[half compass]

it’s 4/21 for me

[muted shuttle]

idk

[faint pelican]

😭

[half compass]

FUCK

[ruby copper]

welp @muted shuttle

[faint pelican]

ha. need

nerd

[agile cloak]

brit confirmed (or portugese/irish/west african, idk)

[hexed lily]

Idk what that means

[faint pelican]

tf

RIIIICK

[eternal current]

Fuckin og’s

[short ether]

lowk when will a leveling system be introduced here

[half compass]

wait no he stepped down before 12 am

[faint pelican]

wha

[timid tiger]

guess

[hexed lily]

Facts

[agile cloak]

brit

[half compass]

Does he know

[timid tiger]

gg

[tepid radish]

He just sent the email out at 1:37 PST

[short ether]

no im stoobid

[agile cloak]

lol

[fervent dove]

@timid tiger's timezone is Europe/London 🇬🇧
It is currently 10:10 PM BST

[muted shuttle]

Tim Cook stepping down as Apple CEO to become Weed CEO

i'm funny...

[faint pelican]

ok but how you been and what’s with the new role my guy

[smoky torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/676160799844204585/1478270671804039361/togif.gif

[timid tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/sabrina-carpenter-monkey-sabrina-monkey-thinking-sabrina-carpenter-man's-best-friend-gif-11676867754691314225

[eternal current]

New role?

Rick’s been og

[wicked surge]

JOE!

[faint pelican]

i’m that OG😂

[half compass]

#1110362548097781822 message stolen joke :/

[hexed lily]

Been great, outside of my son screaming my ear off lol. Got a promotion at work, so technically working for two departments currently

[timid tiger]

hellooooooooo !!!!!

[short ether]

tim cook stepped down from apple ceo to become banana ceo

[faint pelican]

he did not have ban hammer last i was here

[hexed lily]

Unless you didn’t mean work

[muted shuttle]

What

[hexed lily]

Oh you didn’t lol

I been mod for like 2-3 years and admin since there

[half compass]

Clearly you saw that photo and made that joke because of it

[eternal current]

Nah Rick that shots awesome congrats

[tropic moth]

I found if you use console on Mac, you can find it when you launch the app

[half compass]

Thief

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn We must lock in

[faint pelican]

i mean nah i wasn’t BUT CONGRATS! i also got a promotion recently myself. we out here doin it dawg

[short ether]

cool
i dont have a mac cuz im too fucking broke

[eternal current]

These mf don’t know

[faint pelican]

yea that tracks. it’s been a while since i’ve been here lmfao

[coarse wedge]

this is going to be one big employee mass cleansing

[hexed lily]

I don’t know half these mfs lol

[tropic moth]

Me neither, it’s friend’s

[short ether]

dont say neo

[eternal current]

Fr fr

[half compass]

@chilly bear unc

[timid tiger]

ok bye r slash jail brake

[muted shuttle]

Goodbye joe.

[opaque tapir]

oh, i thought he meant like a brand new category like the vision pro

[eternal current]

@spark gale who are these people

[muted shuttle]

Im maxine

[faint pelican]

i need OG but never here role type shit

[faint pelican]

bye

[half compass]

Maxine isnt real

[muted shuttle]

Am i ai

[faint pelican]

i’m kade

[ornate latch]

foidai model

[eternal current]

I’m ai I just exist

[half compass]

No you are an lsd hallucination

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[faint pelican]

real

[velvet zenith]

u see how shes always gone when voidai down

[ornate latch]

yeah

exactly

you get it

[half compass]

That cant be possible

[faint pelican]

[half compass]

Voidai is always down

And she ainr always gone

[coarse wedge]

this will be a mass firing

[eternal current]

Aaron’s hiding

[coarse wedge]

guarantee

[faint pelican]

do…do you blame him?

[ornate latch]

Nope.

[eternal current]

Yes I’d o

[ornate latch]

It is not always down because im part of the team again twin

[eternal current]

Fuck I hate iOS keyboard

[faint pelican]

slower

[coarse wedge]

like when jobs sprung back to apple from next and caused a shitstorm

[ruby copper]

addicted

[ornate latch]

at least i'm gonna get PAID now @half compass

[faint pelican]

but it’s okay. me to.

[ruby copper]

VoidAI payouts

[faint pelican]

i wanna get paid

[ruby copper]

That's crazy

[eternal current]

Little keyboard not for stoners

[ornate latch]

get a job

easy

[half compass]

Please drop an admin key and 10 iranian pitbulls in this channel

[faint pelican]

…i have a job…

[coarse wedge]

jesus

[ornate latch]

then you're getting paid

[coarse wedge]

this ceo picking at apple is like picking a new pope now

[ornate latch]

sk-1234

[faint pelican]

not enough

[ornate latch]

Np

[faint pelican]

i need 1 trillion billion dollars

[ruby copper]

become apples new ceo

[faint pelican]

lmfao