general

[untold helm]

bro

[velvet zenith]

check my bio 😁

[teal bramble]

What

Why

[untold helm]

Can’t, you have me blocked

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle can i actually test it

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424555633767878696/1427043348925124638/HEHEHHEHE.gif

[velvet zenith]

Yeah

Go ahead

[half compass]

does this actually raid phrase whitenames

[teal bramble]

No not u

[teal bramble]

yes

[velvet zenith]

No comment.

[muted shuttle]

Yes

[teal bramble]

Can i

[muted shuttle]

Because what whitename is going to send that exact phrase

[teal bramble]

Me

[muted shuttle]

Without any malicious intent

[dense valve]

I'm gonna raid phrase that then

Wait how do you raid phrase for just whitwnames

[last jacinth]

Hello i am here to fact check this

[muted shuttle]

xrt

don't do it

[last jacinth]

i will.

[muted shuttle]

don't do it

[split nimbus]

HELLO MAXINE ACATTO BRADLEY XRT(whitename)

[dense valve]

No don't sacrifice

Hi stib

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Can i test mrbeast

[muted shuttle]

He cant do it now

[teal bramble]

Hi stib

[alpine pier]

do not discriminate the white names please

[muted shuttle]

Its only for member plus and below

@last jacinth Are you having fun testing

[half compass]

Hey

fuck ytou

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith See bro im not stupid maxine is

[split nimbus]

u have feet fetish pfp i think ..

[velvet zenith]

What

[teal bramble]

its for member plus and below

[dense valve]

What a coincidence

[last jacinth]

I am having incredible fun.

[velvet zenith]

Yeah but you said it was a specific channel

[alpine pier]

do you like it

[muted shuttle]

Modified client

Mods

[untold helm]

Hi Null #3

[split nimbus]

yes 👍

[last jacinth]

i shall now only talk on my alternate account

[untold helm]

What server is this?

[alpine pier]

thank you i spent like 4k orbs on it

[velvet zenith]

check my bio 😁

[alpine pier]

best one i could find

[dense valve]

Sideloaded

[split nimbus]

how much is this irl money

[last jacinth]

broooo everything is a raid phrase

im scared

[alpine pier]

idk i wouldnt pay money for it lol

this is just for the memes

[last jacinth]

Maxine please give me immunity

[untold helm]

Shitloaded

[velvet zenith]

Its like 8 dollars

[alpine pier]

@last jacinth hey

[velvet zenith]

5 dollars

[last jacinth]

hey cutie

[alpine pier]

welcome to the server

woah 😳

[coarse wedge]

digged up this goddamn gem of 2014 android

[split nimbus]

check my bio 😃

[tame rock]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-chris-balls-sus-peter-gif-4662424033555008061

[alpine pier]

are the roles you have pay to win

[ashen basin]

Yes, pay me $100 per shade

[last jacinth]

wait shit i forgot whitenames cant send images

FUCK

[teal bramble]

Alternate Text

[alpine pier]

where to

[ashen basin]

Bro 😭

[last jacinth]

what

[alpine pier]

bro

image1.png

[teal bramble]

This is a roof painted on 2020/06/06 with supposedly high quality paint that feels important for reasons no one can quite explain. The surface looks smooth but also not completely smooth, like it tried its best and then decided that was enough. The color sits somewhere between something and something else, refusing to commit while still existing very confidently. It belongs to the user, the structure, and possibly the general idea of roofs everywhere.

[tame rock]

Can we throw rocks at you?

[teal bramble]

No its gonna hurt

[last jacinth]

i cant do shit

how do whitenames do this

[teal bramble]

u can in #jailbreak

[tame rock]

Another win for the armless

[teal bramble]

u have pic perms there

[alpine pier]

ez

[split nimbus]

yes u can check prices in the #jailbreak-shop channel (one role is about 15 euros)

[chilly bear]

hey

[coarse wedge]

dont give em leads

[last jacinth]

hey...

[velvet zenith]

@spark gale Please deal with this alternative account of @half compass being used to avoid punishment

[alpine pier]

i only have usd

[tame rock]

…

[zinc spade]

guys how much would a ps3 slim without a hdd go for

[dense valve]

Hey

[coarse wedge]

bro why cant you just use your main

[dense valve]

Meanie

[half compass]

ummmm

[alpine pier]

oo he ping the owner

[half compass]

its funnier this way

[alpine pier]

owner gonna be mad

[dense valve]

@mystic glade

[split nimbus]

Jailbreak ?

[alpine pier]

thats his alt

[dense valve]

Oh oh ok

[half compass]

ay ron

[coarse wedge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/weird-spongebob-oblivious-THj5QURAqrfyPcblu4

[zinc spade]

does cfw even work if u swap the hdd

[dense valve]

That's u bro

[tame rock]

@cold orchid

[alpine pier]

geniuses

[coarse wedge]

silence

i answered him

[half compass]

yea no shit he has the genius role

[coarse wedge]

not yo ahh

[split nimbus]

can it downgrade

[zinc spade]

yeah

[alpine pier]

cant judge a book by its cover

[tame rock]

I wish I was a gensus

[teal bramble]

gensus

[half compass]

let me log out of the alt

[alpine pier]

i was told they bought the genius role

[coarse wedge]

not even for 50 bucks atp

[teal bramble]

they did correct

[split nimbus]

idk the prices these days

[alpine pier]

must be part of apple one

[ashen basin]

That’s why they’re all furries. Furries are rich asf so they just have money to spend

[half compass]

[alpine pier]

how do they get rich

[ashen basin]

Jobs

[untold helm]

Money

[half compass]

no

[alpine pier]

wagging their tail?

[half compass]

money doesn't make you rich

[ashen basin]

Well yes

[alpine pier]

hope thats not racist

or furrist

[ashen basin]

furrist 😭😭😭😭

[half compass]

to be rich you first have to be spiritually serbian

[zinc spade]

what about a samsung s10+ with a crack and knox tripped

[dense valve]

That's homogenic bro

[alpine pier]

well its true

not hating

obv

[ashen basin]

I am

[alpine pier]

oh

why

[zinc spade]

do u guys think iphone 6 couldve gotten ios 13

[half compass]

no

[alpine pier]

is craig here

[ashen basin]

I’m not I just wanted to see if you’d just go off if u got a little bit of a backing for it 😭

[half compass]

@wet helm i will chop your testicles off

[alpine pier]

omg it is him

[half compass]

yea

it's a known fact

[alpine pier]

nah im not new here

[wet helm]

I already chopped them off and stapled them to your mom’s forehead

[alpine pier]

oh

[ashen basin]

This means nothing

[alpine pier]

im your elder

[half compass]

i HATE furries

[alpine pier]

can you please go off i want you to go off

[half compass]

and their stupid tails

[half compass]

?

[alpine pier]

daredevil

[ashen basin]

Nah they’re dead

[alpine pier]

pardon

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn How im 10gb deep in swap

[ashen basin]

my elders are dead

[half compass]

Im 10 meters deep in your mother

[alpine pier]

oh well im an elder to you

on this server

[ashen basin]

congrats

[alpine pier]

thanks

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1489998650930102322/togif.gif

[half compass]

wait he wasnt lying

@alpine pier Unc

[alpine pier]

happy to see you're coming around (and out)

[wicked surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1479957584042786867/HbNsgkeN.gif

[muted shuttle]

@alpine pier Unc

[dense valve]

@alpine pier Nice review

[muted shuttle]

Mods

Client mods

[coarse wedge]

my babies

[half compass]

it's kosher

approved by the central rabbi

[dense valve]

Yes I know I use client mods

[alpine pier]

whats this

[dense valve]

Anything else

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle help what is this

[half compass]

@coarse wedge dont we all hate rabies

it's a fatal disease

[ornate latch]

people still use reviews?

[dense valve]

ReviewDB for client mods

[zinc spade]

how much would a samsung s10+ with a crack and knox tripped go for

[dense valve]

Somehow

[ashen basin]

lmaoooo who did bro piss off

[alpine pier]

so what, anyone with that mod can add them? lol

[half compass]

2 dollars and a half empty bottle of mountain dew

[alpine pier]

never seen that before

[split nimbus]

what do my reviews say

[ornate latch]

fr

[half compass]

is the first one from an ai gooner

im crine

[ornate latch]

yes

[dense valve]

Too many, not loading

[ornate latch]

foidai user

[coarse wedge]

how did you get that

[half compass]

Theyre reflecting

[split nimbus]

wtf !

[dense valve]

Kettu

[ashen basin]

imma get this just to say shit about everyone

[dense valve]

yea

[coarse wedge]

tf is that

[alpine pier]

i joined for the #apple-news

[dense valve]

discord client mod

[alpine pier]

orignally

[dense valve]

for ios

[ornate latch]

i remember a lot of people used ReviewDB with vencord in like

2024

[wicked surge]

Do i have any?

[coarse wedge]

ah

so that

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle genius using client modification

Deal with please

[coarse wedge]

ive stopped jbing when my iphone 8 desintegrated

[dense valve]

They know alrwdy

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle only branding of any kind is etched into the right

[ornate latch]

Hey you cant be talking

[dense valve]

Also not loading

[half compass]

KINGSTON™
TECHNOLOGY

🔽 Lock

microSD
ADAPTER

CHINA

[dense valve]

Let me use the website

[alpine pier]

nitro booster

hm

[velvet zenith]

Yeah but im not a genius

So i dont care

[ornate latch]

we know

you're stupid

[velvet zenith]

Hey

[alpine pier]

how much to pay to be genius

[zinc spade]

should i get an s7 edge

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble voidai down

[half compass]

@ornate latch Leak his message logger and get him Banned bru

[velvet zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1315171980357533727/1426875151785394196/image0-5.gif

[ornate latch]

Nope

Hes my favorite indian

[half compass]

me too

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[half compass]

he's our little beta

[dense valve]

None

[wicked surge]

I'm a friendly otter

[half compass]

why dont they make a sequel to microsd

and call it macrosd

[dense valve]

The website shows only mine but it has to be a bug because istg i've seen more

[split nimbus]

[wicked surge]

lol stib you so bad thery dont loadf yours

[terse dome]

do i got one

[alpine pier]

who here is easiest to rage bait

[terse dome]

oh

[split nimbus]

so many reviews it cant be loaded

[terse dome]

incredible

[half compass]

@ember barn and @ruby copper

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[half compass]

maybe @dense valve too

[alpine pier]

thank you, this is extremely helpful

i will note this down

[coarse wedge]

spotted a horse chestnut tree, made this shot

[ornate latch]

Horse nut

[alpine pier]

are the geniuses dangerous

[ashen basin]

yes

[half compass]

yea theyre armed and dangerous

like king von

[alpine pier]

alright

thanks

ill keep it toned down for them

[ornate latch]

@half compass Everyone loves systemd

[alpine pier]

bradley seems pretty chill

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/islam-allah-allah-o-akbar-mohammed-muhammad-gif-16976494

[dense valve]

No

[ashen basin]

depends

[dense valve]

Don't talk about mineek like that :/

[alpine pier]

on

[ashen basin]

life

[dense valve]

True

[alpine pier]

he seems ok rn

[ashen basin]

true

[grave cloud]

Vtmnc?

[ornate latch]

Vtmnc?

[alpine pier]

check my bio

[dense valve]

check my bio 😁

[ashen basin]

pussy in bio

[velvet zenith]

check my bio 😁

[alpine pier]

says dm u for support

[ornate latch]

check my bio 😁

[dense valve]

Don't

I will ignore u

[ashen basin]

yes pls dm all the geniuses for support

[alpine pier]

that sounds rude

[half compass]

yea

they love supporting

[ashen basin]

and if they dont respond just keep sending messages they'll see it eventually

[velvet zenith]

Infact just ping all geniuses

[alpine pier]

why would you ignore me

[ornate latch]

Mainly @muted shuttle

She will help you

[half compass]

report him to his superiors

[dense valve]

No it's because i've have like 3 times of people send me nsfw in dms

[alpine pier]

aaron

[dense valve]

And other shit

[ornate latch]

sorry

[half compass]

ungrateful.

[dense valve]

??

[alpine pier]

well i wouldnt do that right away

ill at least say hi first

and how are you

[dense valve]

I know but still i stick to it

idk

[dense valve]

It's ok

[alpine pier]

we will work up to it

starting fast right away is hard

[dense valve]

This guy

[alpine pier]

and startling

[wicked surge]

ya they need all the support they need

[ashen basin]

im ngl

I think all of you genius mfs are crazy

[alpine pier]

furry avatar

[ashen basin]

tech support for a discord server is wild

[alpine pier]

:3

[ashen basin]

for free???? oh hell no mfs get paid for 10x less work doing the same thing

[alpine pier]

they might be paid

[ashen basin]

by who

[half compass]

don't kink shame

[ashen basin]

oh my bad

[alpine pier]

they work for apple

[alpine pier]

cute!

[untold helm]

???

[alpine pier]

them ears

[ashen basin]

is this not a furry

[alpine pier]

i did not know u were dangerous tho

maybe i shouldnt have said that

[ashen basin]

yeah watch out

[alpine pier]

i thought u were a whitename

[rich dune]

gn

[dark prism]

i work for gock

[alpine pier]

who

grok

oh

[ashen basin]

Bro 😭

[alpine pier]

kinkgenius

i would not have expected that from someone with that avatar

[outer adder]

emulator?

[alpine pier]

are we on the same team

[untold helm]

Yeah

[ashen basin]

no fuck you

[alpine pier]

oh?

do i need to get ready

[untold helm]

?

[rich dune]

?

[coarse wedge]

мјау

[ashen basin]

you paid for feet on your pfp, this is worse than furryism

[rich dune]

is this chan kris

[coarse wedge]

yes this is chan kris

[alpine pier]

whats wrong with that

[ornate latch]

no that's based

it's very hot

[ashen basin]

OK

[rich dune]

poor man

[alpine pier]

it was discounted

they must have bought too many from their supplier

[untold helm]

Ryujinx Canary

[coarse wedge]

tells much about the demographic today

[outer adder]

W

[coarse wedge]

or whatever the fuck is that called

[untold helm]

I’m a furry if I have ears????

[grave cloud]

Parece o cara que mora aqui na minha rua

[coarse wedge]

what the fuck???

[outer adder]

thinking about buying for my switch but 60$

[alpine pier]

are you trying to distance yourself from the furryism

[coarse wedge]

what did he say

[alpine pier]

if you dont want to be called one then just say

[ornate latch]

it's clearly ears from an animal

a furry animal.

[alpine pier]

🦍

[rich dune]

@alpine pier seek. help.

[alpine pier]

whats ur problem

[coarse wedge]

???

[alpine pier]

our first interaction isnt going well

[ornate latch]

that's just wrong

[untold helm]

Do humans not have hair???

[coarse wedge]

youre implying that you live in a crackhead neighborhood bro?

[rich dune]

having feet as your decor is not normal

[ornate latch]

he said "it looks like the guy who lives here on my street"

[coarse wedge]

oh

[ornate latch]

not ears like that twin

[coarse wedge]

so yeah

[alpine pier]

whats wrong with it.

[rich dune]

that’s a fetish. fetishes are not normal.

[ornate latch]

you're just jealous he has it and you don't

[rich dune]

ew

[ornate latch]

Its ok

We are here for you

[alpine pier]

because it is on my avatar?

lol

[ornate latch]

U can open up to us

[untold helm]

Yeah because it’s a video game

[ornate latch]

Nope

Its not

[alpine pier]

i kinda use it like an ice breaker

[coarse wedge]

bro whats going on

[alpine pier]

gets u to ask about it

[ornate latch]

same guy who said that someone else needed to seek help btw

[coarse wedge]

messages are overtaking each other

[alpine pier]

:)

[hot creek]

Looked up the schematic online and soldered 12v to bat+

[muted shuttle]

oh

i'll probably do that to my headunit eventually

the old one from my van

[hot creek]

I accidentally dissasembled it

Is this really necessary

[alpine pier]

honda civic

[untold helm]

1 2 3 4 5 PLEASE INSERT DISC 7:07

[ornate latch]

yo i don't thnk this was an accident

[split nimbus]

LEGOs

[hot creek]

My screwdriver desintegrsted

[dense valve]

Our*

[coarse wedge]

we not even in may

[alpine pier]

bro

[coarse wedge]

wwdc announced already

[ashen basin]

wwdc is going to be ass this year LMFAO

i mean its for the better but they wont have much to show off

[coarse wedge]

who tf knows

[ashen basin]

stability update so not much to show off

just prob new siri

[coarse wedge]

imagine full file system access in ios 27

[ashen basin]

which, who cares

[coarse wedge]

we can only pray to god

[ashen basin]

they will never do this LMFAO

for literally why

[copper tendon]

In your dreams buddy

0% chance

[untold helm]

Why would they

[raven pine]

they did with ios 12

they are gonna find something dont worry

[ashen basin]

wtf did ios 12 even have

[copper tendon]

Stability

[ashen basin]

oh yeah the grouped notifications shit huh

[copper tendon]

That was it

[coarse wedge]

idk

[untold helm]

The iPhone 6

[coarse wedge]

equate with android

[hot creek]

Man my right ear is deaf again

[heavy idol]

i sold my XS w ios 14

[hot creek]

Ewaste

[ashen basin]

its just sad bc the something is AI :\

[heavy idol]

Fr

[ebon rover]

Does anyone here know what could happen on the iPhone 4? It turns on and off

[heavy idol]

iPhone 14 is ewaste

[coarse wedge]

stupid mf

[heavy idol]

why??

[coarse wedge]

you couldve jbed it

and owned a better phone

[heavy idol]

i did It

[ashen basin]

who tf cares about jbing a shitty old phone

[heavy idol]

but speakers were trash

and camera

It was ewaste

[raven pine]

screen time, shortcuts, waze on carplay, better app switcher for notched iphones, the non genuine parts thing, animoji facetime

[coarse wedge]

i jbed an ip8 and it worked like a charm

[copper tendon]

Jailbreaking iOS 14 just to get a usable browser lol

[coarse wedge]

8+ too

[copper tendon]

Even then it’ll run slow as balls

[ashen basin]

LMAO

[raven pine]

the keyboard cursor with spacebar

[copper tendon]

So basically nothing

[ashen basin]

yeahhhhhhh you convinced me

this shit will be boring asfff

[raven pine]

atleast its on device

[raven pine]

would rather take boring than stability

[ashen basin]

idgaf about that when the device runs like shit with it enabled

[copper tendon]

I feel like there’s too much underlying stuff to fix in iOS 26

Even 18 was bad tbh

[raven pine]

ios 15 also didnt have anything significant but was stable asf

[ashen basin]

and it was a boring wwdc lol

[raven pine]

true

but was it good to use?

[coarse wedge]

cause it was a dry ass time

covid and shit

[copper tendon]

iOS 15 wasn’t stable

[raven pine]

how

[copper tendon]

It had spinlocks literally built into the OS

[ashen basin]

oh im not even denying that 27 will be great, im just saying wwdc will not be, so why even get hyped for it

[copper tendon]

From dev beta 1 until final release

They didn’t fix it until iOS 16

[raven pine]

why not?

[coarse wedge]

i wonder does tsmc have armed security at its factories cause of blueprints

[raven pine]

yes

[ashen basin]

expectations set too high

[coarse wedge]

you sure?

[raven pine]

i mean

find out

[copper tendon]

You can’t market stability during wwdc

[coarse wedge]

nah bro i aint gon be filled with brass

[copper tendon]

“This year we’re making the OS stable”

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle Bro u gotta try flaming hot funyons

[coarse wedge]

unless i was prigozhin pre-rebellion

[muted shuttle]

i have

[hot creek]

Best chip

[raven pine]

they cant release something new every year

[hot creek]

Are you addicted

[muted shuttle]

No

[hot creek]

Wtf

[copper tendon]

Release the new CarPlay in iOS 27 and that’s it

Release nothing else

[coarse wedge]

well yeah they might run on slower waves after cook leaves or dies

like

maybe updates and new products on 2-3 years (?)

[copper tendon]

Cook’s era was goated

But it’s time for Craig to be ceo

[coarse wedge]

but theyd have to make shit strong and really time proof

[coarse wedge]

johnny boy seems to be the new leader to be picked

[coarse wedge]

shit for me until the arm mac era

[ashen basin]

My point is that if you hype up an event that has nothing new in it, then you will be disappointed. Why get yourself excited for something that will inevitably disappoint you? Even if what they add is great, we already know that its a performance update and not much else will be added. So why hype yourself up with the expectation to be amazed when everything is pointing to nothing

[coarse wedge]

since then the whole product line became insanely utilitarian

[raven pine]

Shakespeare never died i see

yeah i understand ur pov

maybe if ur on the newest device performance is not that big of a deal

[coarse wedge]

macs that were known for being overheating dated intel garbage turned into deities overnight that are used for heavy fucking studio and development work

[ashen basin]

idkkk i feel like if i have a 16 pro, the device shouldnt lag and heat up a ton the second i turn on apple intelligence

[coarse wedge]

ios started opening its shit up at that time too

[raven pine]

[coarse wedge]

allowing some forms of expression and shit

forced or not, its pretty nice

ipads are like really REALLY portable macs

started utilising M-ARM

[ashen basin]

I fear a portable mac is just a macbook

[raven pine]

thats what they did with the neo, no?

[raven pine]

this too

[coarse wedge]

now they did

[raven pine]

considering how much power can fit in a average tote bag

or backpack

[coarse wedge]

now its switched brains

ipads have Mx while macbooks have Axx

[raven pine]

heck if u have everything setup already say at work you can even bring a mac mini

[ashen basin]

the only thing i want is for watchos to have some personality to it

[coarse wedge]

out of place but still seems to keep them on the horse for now

[ashen basin]

its great on the lockscreen, anything past that looks horrible to me

[raven pine]

they should have added the ios 18 icons to the watch too

[ashen basin]

why is there still no color on the home screen

[raven pine]

what is even the home screen on the apple watch

[coarse wedge]

the sole purpose of ipads changed completely

including its userbase

[hot creek]

The fuck tape did i buy

[coarse wedge]

throughout these last 6 yrs or so

[polar python]

im mac mini-ing my shi rn

[raven pine]

well, macbook, not plural

[hot creek]

67

[heavy idol]

heyy how does It works? its the m4?

[coarse wedge]

i can guarantee that tape is moldy

[raven pine]

oh the app drawer

[ashen basin]

shit sucks

[polar python]

i mean m4 is a beast at basically everything you’d do in day to day use

this is gonna be a server tho

[raven pine]

^^
they already gave it a refresh on ios 18 why not expand it

[untold helm]

Who put the Onion in current events

[heavy idol]

i wanna buybthe mini w the m3

m4*

lol

[coarse wedge]

cold coffee breakfast ahh living room retup

[polar python]

check refurb store i got this for $500 like 2 weeks ago

[coarse wedge]

nah who am i shitting

[polar python]

basically only place to find one nowadays

[coarse wedge]

my living room aint any different

[heavy idol]

but im from spain

lolz

[polar python]

basic ahh ikea furniture

[polar python]

F

[coarse wedge]

except that ive had my audiophile phase

[ashen basin]

bro doesnt even have omni on the dock

[coarse wedge]

and now have a shit ton of living room theatre hardware and machinery

[polar python]

That’s what the atv is for

[raven pine]

i have the same ikea thing

[polar python]

which one lol

[raven pine]

the tv stand

[polar python]

all the furniture in that pic is from ikea

[coarse wedge]

what are you talking about

[polar python]

i wish it had a cover for the back so the wires don’t show but it’s nice other than that

[ashen basin]

why is the tv stand so far to the right

[coarse wedge]

why doesnt anyone have tuscan style apartments and houses anymore

[polar python]

It’s centered w the couches

[coarse wedge]

its all flat emotionless and totalitarian regime like as fuck

[polar python]

Great it won’t update

[ashen basin]

i seeeee

[polar python]

I love macos

[coarse wedge]

typa shit you see in mirrors edge catalyst

[raven pine]

they have one sorta but its a different line

SKRUVBY

[coarse wedge]

nah

[polar python]

the restart button in settings requires a password but the notification doesn’t? fuck is apple doing here

[coarse wedge]

typa living room youd see in equilibrium

[untold helm]

Magazine stand

[coarse wedge]

what

[raven pine]

or just put small drawers into there

[untold helm]

The onion is a satirical newspaper

It was under current events

[coarse wedge]

werent they just online

[untold helm]

(Not far off tbh)

[coarse wedge]

on youtube

[untold helm]

No they sell physically too

[coarse wedge]

ah

in the us only prob

[untold helm]

Both mail and via stores

[raven pine]

because thats "old-school"

[ashen basin]

they do physical copies????

thats crazy

[polar python]

i’d show the floor to ceiling windows but i don’t wanna dox myself

[untold helm]

Yep

[ashen basin]

thats crazy

[vapid spruce]

is this at a grocery store or smthn?

[polar python]

@muted shuttle ahh jellyfin https://x.com/duskiewhy/status/2045701989405786576?s=46

Campbell (@DuskieWhy)

me and my girlfriend are scrolling through my plex server to find a good movie to watch and what the fuck why is taht the cover dude what is happening

X · Apr 19, 2026, 3:12 AM

[hot creek]

Call me acatto the way i be meowin

[polar python]

@teal bramble meow

[hot creek]

@teal bramble meow

[polar python]

@teal bramble Did you kill mr sack

[hot creek]

Hi

[polar python]

Based name

[untold helm]

Yes

Wtf they also have Linux magazines

[desert cairn]

Ok

[untold helm]

One of the articles was about the steam desks desktop mode and modding ability

[ashen basin]

jesus christ

i still need to sell mine

[coarse wedge]

its a vibe and emotion

totalitarian regime like apartments are not

[untold helm]

?????

[ashen basin]

my steam deck

[coarse wedge]

how didnt the darkness swallow their offices already

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

van (@toeworshipper)

❤️ 108.2K 💬 1.2K 🔁 6.5K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Apr 18, 2026, 8:17 AM

[polar python]

oled ?

[heavy idol]

where

do i get

thismen

[ashen basin]

nope 😭

[polar python]

[ashen basin]

i still have not been able to even set it up again

[untold helm]

There was also a thing on chimeraOS and making a retro system w Retroarch I didn’t read it tho just glimpsed through

[untold helm]

Just set it up again

🙏🙏🙏

[ashen basin]

but ngl I never really used it when it was set up. shit sucks to actually play things on imo

[ashen basin]

cant

[untold helm]

Wtf

[ashen basin]

wont connect to my wifi

[untold helm]

Most comfortable handheld I’ve used hands down

[untold helm]

Is ur router too new?

Like it doesn’t support a standard the steam deck lcd supports?

[ashen basin]

it just doesnt support WPA3 only on setup

so i cant connect it

and there is no cellular connection where i live so i cant use a hotspot

[untold helm]

Can’t you make an exception for it assuming the router still supports wpa2

[ashen basin]

and i cba to bring it somewhere to use public wifi

[ashen basin]

it does not!

[untold helm]

I couldn’t ever use a wpa 3 router tbh

[raven pine]

exactly

[untold helm]

Can’t even connect the Wii online

[polar python]

How does your router not support wpa2/3

[ashen basin]

idk

[polar python]

Usbc hub would work w ethernet probably

Also do you like not have any smart home stuff

[ashen basin]

I do lol

[vapid spruce]

reAl

[untold helm]

Get a new router 😭

WPA3 only sounds like hell

Too much of a downside for little more security

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn <t:1776639565:R>

[desert cairn]

No

Hi

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[desert cairn]

Ok sorry

[ashen basin]

This is my mf parent's wifi so I can't change much lol

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Can you use my referral yet

I want a free year of vpn

[desert cairn]

I will

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[desert cairn]

Im gonna make this Amazon order then I will

[velvet zenith]

What are you ordering

[desert cairn]

72 hour pack equipment.

[coarse wedge]

THE TRAIN

[ashen basin]

at least my tv lights work fine with my wifi 😭

just no apple home support yet </3

but ngl it doesnt even need it

[untold helm]

Do u not have a GUEST network ?

[ashen basin]

no lmfao

[hot creek]

FENT?

[raven pine]

why does sidestore work perfectly one time and then never again

[versed sun]

Everytime I open up YouTube this pops up also why is it $20 what happened to $13.99

[jagged turret]

does something look off on this

[velvet zenith]

The shelf in the middle isnt level

[jagged turret]

ok yeah literally everything is twisted by like 10 degrees

i can see it for sure now

[versed sun]

Wires on the floor

[jagged turret]

including both servers

[manic tulip]

how do you manage to get nearly every shelf not level

[jagged turret]

the rack isn't thick enough

everything is level before i installed the server at the bottom

[wicked surge]

its boba

[raven pine]

price increase

[versed sun]

And the person in the black hdd box

[jagged turret]

I thought I was going crazy for a second

[jagged turret]

what does that even mean

[versed sun]

No idea

[jagged turret]

the demons

[versed sun]

Why is it that expensive now

[versed sun]

How does square mounting holes work?

[jagged turret]

Cage nuts

[teal bramble]

yes

[teal bramble]

Meow

[jaunty garnet]

just use ytplus

[versed sun]

iOS?

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle should I cop?

[jaunty garnet]

yes

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/good-kitty-pat-meow-cat-kitty-gif-3045919108383950693

[versed sun]

Do I gotta renew every 7 days

[jaunty garnet]

if you’re sideloading it with a free acc yeah

[untold helm]

Inside

[teal bramble]

otterick

hiii

[wicked surge]

ello my fre

[untold helm]

(Yes there’s a CD in there, it just has a blank label)

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet

[jaunty garnet]

yes

[versed sun]

Does it have the amoled black like yt Vance did

[jaunty garnet]

yes

[versed sun]

Send me the link

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-finn-jessicah-finn-bongo-cat-gif-14814406

[raven pine]

because they can, pirate it

[teal bramble]

Ello

how u been

[jaunty garnet]

https://ytliteplus.github.io/

[wicked surge]

I have been doing well. what about youu?

[raven pine]

isnt it deprecated

[versed sun]

How do I resign into impactor

[hot creek]

Maxine's fat ahh would go insane

[untold helm]

I didn’t end up getting it

[versed sun]

Nvm

[raven pine]

wdym

[untold helm]

How the fuck do you bootleg something that bad

[versed sun]

I changed my password

[raven pine]

ah

[versed sun]

Didn’t trust it at first

[versed sun]

Do I need to delete the original app

[slim nova]

Why do you have a SpongeBob crt

[versed sun]

It needs a update?

[slim nova]

Old ahh app

Trending is still a thing 😭

[half compass]

man why tf am i on bp tiktok

you are not fucking attractive

[cinder pebble]

Oh man that thin ass icon

[raven pine]

theres a more modern version

[versed sun]

That the one the GitHub had

[raven pine]

which one did u use

[versed sun]

.

[raven pine]

https://github.com/dayanch96/YTLite @versed sun

[teal bramble]

jot the greatest recently

[spring wren]

SPONGEBOB CRT

OH

MAH

GAWD

[raven pine]

js find a decryped ipa and action it

[versed sun]

Deb files?

[raven pine]

^

[versed sun]

?

[raven pine]

theres a guide at the bottom

[chilly bear]

im leaking

[alpine pier]

WHAT

[abstract tundra]

Interesting

[coarse wedge]

who remembers this ringtone

[hot creek]

Nephew set off the car alarm earlier

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/islam-allah-allah-o-akbar-mohammed-muhammad-gif-16976494

[raven pine]

what is that

[versed sun]

Where can I find a ipa for yt

[raven pine]

dms

[coarse wedge]

one name as a hint: nokia

[cerulean harness]

couldn’t you just add ytlegacy

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/astro_reid/status/2046009031613907029?s=46 holy peak

Reid Wiseman (@astro_reid)

Only one chance in this lifetime…

Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him.

I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 19, 2026, 11:32 PM

[chilly bear]

apple sheep

[ashen basin]

Lmaooo he was paid

[half compass]

@teal bramble can i have ginger pics i ate the soup of sadness and depression this morning

[teal bramble]

heres pics from vet visit

[velvet zenith]

He wouldnt have gotten hit if you didnt let him out

[teal bramble]

i don't think you understand how crazy you sound rn

how can you even say that

??

legit

[velvet zenith]

If he was properly trained he couldve been an indoor cat

[teal bramble]

and he was

[velvet zenith]

Why was he outside then

[teal bramble]

because he likes touching grass

idk??

[velvet zenith]

Something you dont do huh

Hes not like you

[muted shuttle]

brother what the fuck

[dense valve]

Liar it's not added

[desert cairn]

You still haven't sent me anything

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[real cobalt]

Fuck is wrong with u

[velvet zenith]

Am i r worded

What am i missing

[shrewd turtle]

What can i do with an apple tv jailbreak

[velvet zenith]

Install apps that arent on the app store

[shrewd turtle]

Alright thanks

[wild pelican]

@rich dune

[narrow crown]

apple tv jb doesnt do anything

its just for the fuck of it

[velvet zenith]

Isnt it also annoying because all of the tvos apps drop support like immediately after a new update releases

[wild pelican]

apple watch jb?...

[narrow crown]

apple watch jb doesnt exist

[dense valve]

I did

https://hamburger.bradley.rocks Let me know if cloudflare is making it not work

[alpine pier]

bradley

[dense valve]

Hi

[alpine pier]

no way this guy has a website

[dense valve]

i do

[alpine pier]

ill take a peek

do not record my ip

[shrewd turtle]

I need stuff that i can jailbreak😭

[dense valve]

it's http://bradley.rocks not that one

[alpine pier]

iphone 3g

[shrewd turtle]

How much does it cost?

[desert cairn]

u realize theres like a 50% chance im not gonna see if u ping when im not here

[alpine pier]

i dont make the prices

i dont know\

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Can you buy windscribe with my referral yet

[shrewd turtle]

Alright thanks anyways

[narrow crown]

buy an old iphone on ebay easy peasy

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Are you pouring lean

[desert cairn]

Yeah rn

[velvet zenith]

No id drink it

Not pour it out on the ground

[desert cairn]

Hey so you have to pour it first

[shrewd turtle]

If i find one lol

[desert cairn]

Sprite and cough syrup

[velvet zenith]

Well clearly thats going on the ground

🫗

[desert cairn]

no

[velvet zenith]

On the ground

[narrow crown]

uhh yeah shouldnt be hard to find an old iphone on ebay

[velvet zenith]

Its flat

Its hitting the ground

[desert cairn]

MalevolentBarkExpert

[alpine pier]

flat

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Pro opsec to use my paypal ?

[velvet zenith]

they have my stripe

well card

i guess .

[desert cairn]

Pro opsec?

[velvet zenith]

Who cares

[desert cairn]

Pro opsec?

[velvet zenith]

They dont log anything more than connect and disconnect

[shrewd turtle]

I found an apple 3g 16gb for 10€ good price?

[desert cairn]

Ok

no

[velvet zenith]

no

[shrewd turtle]

Alright

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Does the discount still show even with my referral applied

[desert cairn]

Opsec

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[desert cairn]

idfk bro

referral prolly sets a cookie it doesnt show it applied

[velvet zenith]

Are u logged into an account

[digital sable]

@thick tapir ending my shi

[dense valve]

Ok

[desert cairn]

its a cookie

🍪

[shrewd turtle]

Nvm not good it broken

[desert cairn]

why do they need my email to pay with card

[velvet zenith]

to send you the receipt

[desert cairn]

ok ?

[real cobalt]

You have a lack of empathy

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith You have a lack of empathy

[thick tapir]

why

[digital sable]

rejected for the 4th fucking time bro

IN A ROW

[thick tapir]

can’t get rejected if you never try

[digital sable]

bro I AM

[thick tapir]

trying too hard

[wild pelican]

hell yeah, my mentality

[digital sable]

spaced out over like 2 years

[velvet zenith]

IDk how to act bro i havent had someone close to me get terribly injured or pass away

Like at all

[thick tapir]

same girl 4 times?

[digital sable]

obviously not bro

once i get rejected i cut contact

that's the way honestly

[thick tapir]

why? you cant keep them as friends?

[wild pelican]

although lowk i fell lonely asf now

[digital sable]

when i have feelings? fuck no

i say "sorry can't do it" and cut it

that's as respectful as i could possibly be i think

staying friends with someone you like is mental torture

[desert cairn]

heartbreaking the worst person you know makes a great point

[digital sable]

how am i the worst

[wild pelican]

catfishing*

[velvet zenith]

What u know about this ?

[wild pelican]

i lowk wanna start catfishing on a high scale

[velvet zenith]

Sorry

[velvet zenith]

You should be shot

[desert cairn]

"noooo i didnt mean it like that"

Pipe down

😂

[muted shuttle]

what the fuck is wrong with this server

[thick tapir]

idk js start making moves before you have feelings that strong

[velvet zenith]

Her photos on the post r lowk mid

[digital sable]

yeah no bro i've got social anxiety and shit

i TRY

but it's hard

[velvet zenith]

Except for the ones shes in a black dress

my apologies

[desert cairn]

fix it

[desert cairn]

real

[digital sable]

worst part is that i lowkey feel like i got led on

[velvet zenith]

just use ur card bro

[wild pelican]

why?

[digital sable]

mf started all the convos and shit

all done by her

[desert cairn]

im just tryna pay dude

[thick tapir]

just have to learn to stop caring eventually because its all some bs

[velvet zenith]

Why are you using paypal

Just use stripe

[desert cairn]

who tf uses their card online

[velvet zenith]

Me

[desert cairn]

i would love to know who at paypal decided that the digits of your card that should be shown is the last 2

instead of 4

[velvet zenith]

its only on stripe because i genuinely have no idea how i can change it to be paypal without losing my 19/yr plan

[digital sable]

ig i got nothing to lose

[desert cairn]

wyd when ur card expires

[velvet zenith]

putting my credit card

its on my debit rn

[desert cairn]

i made a $29 purchase at windscribe

[velvet zenith]

same with my nitro which expires next year

[desert cairn]

enjoy your free year

[thick tapir]

maybe you did but like why would you want to be with someone who is going to play you like that. you js have to look to the future yk?

[digital sable]

yeah

[velvet zenith]

hell yeah

[desert cairn]

is this opsec

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Whats your favourite week day

[desert cairn]

none

they all suck

[velvet zenith]

I earnt 29 futtbux from referring you

[desert cairn]

Your account is eligible for FuttBux "rewards". Attach your Solana wallet to start earning FBUX.

[muted shuttle]

buttfux rewards

[velvet zenith]

ewwwww

[desert cairn]

By using less data. That's it. The less bandwidth you consume, the more FBUX you rack up. Think of it as getting paid to chill.

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn What do i do for 4 hours at school tomorrow

[desert cairn]

whjat

[velvet zenith]

I setup tailscale on my mac btw

[desert cairn]

ok

whats my solana address

[velvet zenith]

7

[desert cairn]

6

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Wtm

[desert cairn]

nothing

its sunday i have school work

[velvet zenith]

Lol !

Imagine still havcing school

[desert cairn]

ok

[velvet zenith]

Guess im not updating my shit

[desert cairn]

shit i learned in 7th and 8th grade bro

[velvet zenith]

Yo they dont teach us the hyperbola until calc 3 here

or

Actually it did show up a tiny bit in calc 2 but it wasnt ever tested

[desert cairn]

i lowk dont know hat a hyperbola is

[velvet zenith]

Me neither