general

[untold helm]

government knows best

[ruby copper]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

There is no Mii registered to this amiibo.

Ohhh

im slow

[half compass]

We all know what the constitution says about a tyrannical government buddy

[muted shuttle]

Copied Mii.

Yaaay

[untold helm]

whats the point of transfering a new miis if u r u going to just brick the device after

[muted shuttle]

Stfu

[hot creek]

You are finally self aware

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1494126139193430118/watermark.gif

[hot creek]

Help im having a seizure

Dhsheje

Mods kill him

Hi mineek

[half compass]

I hope you get poisoned

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @half compass @hot creek
mineek@M1-MBA fruitninjapatch % ls
base.apk split_config.arm64_v8a.apk
split_UnityDataAssetPack.apk split_config.armeabi_v7a.apk
mineek@M1-MBA fruitninjapatch % adb install-multiple -r base.apk split_UnityDataAssetPack.apk split_config.arm64_v8a.apk
Success
mineek@M1-MBA fruitninjapatch %

[hot creek]

Why is ts artifacting

[hot creek]

Did u tupe this manually

[ruby copper]

Yes

[hot creek]

Slow ass typer

[half compass]

are you ever gonna run out of shit to do

[chilly bear]

hacking in fn bru

[chilly bear]

don't you have finals in 2 days

[ruby copper]

muffin appeared..

[ruby copper]

no 2 weeks

[hot creek]

Mods

Piracy

[chilly bear]

go study bieb

[half compass]

he’s smart he doesn’t need to study

idiot

[hot creek]

Should i beg acatto for more money

I spent all my shekels

[half compass]

????

son

[chilly bear]

no he's using android

[hot creek]

Requesting $100,000,000 from him

[untold helm]

Currently ryujinx has artifacting on path edges

[untold helm]

nowhere else tho

[hot creek]

Man I wish yuzu was still around

[muted shuttle]

U gotta play on real hardware

[hot creek]

Ruy guy inx sucks

[muted shuttle]

Like me

[half compass]

@ruby copper how tall are you

[muted shuttle]

6'7

[ruby copper]

im gonna trick maxine into running a homebrew app that overvolts her screen so it breaks

[hot creek]

67

[ruby copper]

185cm

[rich dune]

go study

[hot creek]

5'4

[ruby copper]

like 6'1 idk

[rich dune]

lock in

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

[rich dune]

ky

[untold helm]

afaik it doesnt work on any of the current yuzu forks

[hot creek]

You are not an ant do not use centimeters

[muted shuttle]

Updating to switch firmware 22.1.0 or something

Idk

Basic support was added for 22.1.0.

Ok yay

[hot creek]

Please brick please brick

[half compass]

no way

i thought the dutch were taller

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[muted shuttle]

Its perfectly fine

[hot creek]

Im bricking it im bricking it

[half compass]

this guy aint a real Dutch individual

[hot creek]

Not for long with you

[ruby copper]

tbf im not fully grown yet

[half compass]

dutch children are 8 foot tall by the age of 6

[hot creek]

Fr

Im 6'7

67

Funny joke

Back to sending maxine death threats

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492748264049475734/togif.gif

@muted shuttle When are you gonna engine swap and n2o mod ur Chrysler

[muted shuttle]

Im not

[hot creek]

Why not

[muted shuttle]

My van is in the shop rn to get the fuel pump swapped though

And starter maybe

[half compass]

Diesel and gas are scary

Buy an ev

Gas is so scary

I hate it

[hot creek]

You broke it already? 😭

[muted shuttle]

No?

Fym already

[hot creek]

That did Not Take long

[muted shuttle]

What

No the fuel pump is just dying

[half compass]

why tf are you driving a van dog

[muted shuttle]

It's not my fault

[untold helm]

its not a switch oled

[muted shuttle]

Because I got it for free

[hot creek]

TRUE

[half compass]

your parents are richer than the entire server’s net worth combined

just ask them for a ferrari idk

[hot creek]

Hey Maxine do not connect battery + and battery - backwards i hear from a friend it will not end well

[hot creek]

Literally

Her m4 or whatever costs more than my entire car

[half compass]

well yea but you’re very poor so it balances out

[hot creek]

@teal bramble Hey twin send me $120 so i can buy a starter

Thanks

[half compass]

stupid gold digger

just ask maxine

she’s richer

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle Hey twink send me $120 so i can buy a starter

[muted shuttle]

No

[hot creek]

Why not

Give to the poor

Distribute the wealth

[half compass]

no

that’s not what communism is

communism is when no iphone

[hot creek]

Cash App: You spent $11.71 at AliExpress.

[gilded rapids]

I gotchu 😭

[hot creek]

Can i have some twin

[gilded rapids]

.

[half compass]

yea

[chilly bear]

stay broke pooron

[gilded rapids]

real

[half compass]

Haha moron

the watermark is a cia psyop

please ignore

[chilly bear]

whatever floats ur goat buddy

[desert cairn]

₪67

[mellow thorn]

yo hello

can ı transfer my data to iphone 17e

i have 11 rn

[half compass]

idk can you

you tell me buddy

[mellow thorn]

yes ı can

hahaha u losed and ı winned and u so bad and loser hahaha

[chilly bear]

haha xrt u loser hahaha

[chilly bear]

https://girlcockx.com/brkfstbrrito/status/2044482315565297956?s=46

Anti-Fascist Burrito (@brkfstbrrito)

found this in the bathroom of the mechanic shop. its just estradiol and a gun in there

**💬 20 🔁 454 ❤️ 9.3K 👁️ 120.4K **

girlcockx · Apr 15, 2026, 6:25 PM

[half compass]

https://www.tnktok.com/t/ZTkaMTj2x/

Metro (@metrouk)

❤️ 3.7K 💬 78 🔁 668

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Apr 16, 2026, 11:17 AM

[ripe anchor]

df is this link 😭

[tribal dune]

odd people

[ripe anchor]

stg

Cleaned my apartment and found a million lighters

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn 🆗

[polar python]

@desert cairn 🆗

[ripe anchor]

@desert cairn 🆗

[tame shuttle]

@desert cairn 🆗

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn 🆗

[copper pelican]

@desert cairn 🆗

[untold helm]

@desert cairn 🆗

[ruby copper]

@desert cairn 🆗

[vocal plinth]

@desert cairn

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Please deal with this spam immediately.

[vocal plinth]

White

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Please deal with this spam immediately.

[slow kraken]

Dopamine and palerain, what is the difference?

[velvet zenith]

dopamine is better

[half compass]

a point or way in which people or things are dissimilar

[untold helm]

Dopamine is semi-untethered, which means you use an app to jailbreak

[velvet zenith]

palera1n you need a computer to jailbreak everytime your phone restarts

dopamine you just press jailbreak in an app every time your phone restarts

[untold helm]

Palera1n is semi-tethered, which means you need to use a linux/mac install to jb every time

[velvet zenith]

you also lose out on some features with palera1n like apple pay, passcode etc

[untold helm]

If you are on iphone 8/x

[ruby copper]

Apple issue btw

[velvet zenith]

Just figure it out mineek

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Please deal with this spam immediately.

[slow kraken]

iPhone X version 16.7.15 dopamine okay ?

[polar python]

@desert cairn We always suggest an initial burnoff session to clean and sanitize the heating chamber and bowl of any manufacturing residues.

To do this, turn your Solo 3 on to Session Mode and set it to 428°F. Click the center button once to confirm the temperature and again to activate the heater. Let it run until it shuts off.

[untold helm]

yes if you use the latest beta

@desert cairn We always suggest an initial burnoff session to clean and sanitize the heating chamber and bowl of any manufacturing residues.

To do this, turn your Solo 3 on to Session Mode and set it to 428°F. Click the center button once to confirm the temperature and again to activate the heater. Let it run until it shuts off.

[half compass]

3 to 16 inches of snow

[ashen basin]

Show me ur miis

[untold helm]

there will be a video game next year

[untold helm]

show me urs first

[ashen basin]

Ok

[untold helm]

dont have my steam deck, uhh i should have posted screenshots on the majority of them

[ashen basin]

smh

[desert cairn]

@desert cairn 🆗

[tame shuttle]

Curse you Nintendo for not letting me send screenshots directly from Tomodachi

[ashen basin]

Oh god

[muted shuttle]

Wow shes so pretty

[ashen basin]

FR

[muted shuttle]

I wonder who this is

[polar python]

wow its @muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

👀 👀 👀

[ashen basin]

Uploading to PC isn’t hard but it’s annoying

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1494126139193430118/watermark.gif

[polar python]

fuckin furry

@desert cairn The Solo 3 vaporizer comes with four different stems: two glass aroma tubes - original and XL - and two water pipe adapters - original and XL. We’ll use the original glass aroma tube (the one with the smaller bowl) for this first session.

[ashen basin]

Yoooo

[untold helm]

Ur crushing on hugh morris on my island btw

[ashen basin]

Bro this shit looks like a ring camera

[muted shuttle]

Oh who

Is that who i think it is

[untold helm]

who

[untold helm]

Ring Bong

[chilly bear]

what the hell is this contraption

[polar python]

smokin on that bezos pack dog

[chilly bear]

isn't that a dab rig

[polar python]

no its a dry herb vape

well maybe u can use dabs in it idk

[ashen basin]

you can’t 💔

[chilly bear]

waow

[ashen basin]

I mainly do dabs bc they’re cheap asf

[hot creek]

I have to go to w*rk today :/

[untold helm]

The clown guy from the trailer

[ashen basin]

Got 5g for $45 🙂‍↕️

[muted shuttle]

Yeah him

[hot creek]

@polar python Vape mentioned

[polar python]

this guy

[ashen basin]

This guy

[untold helm]

correct

[hot creek]

Fuckass dishwasher job

$12.50 an hour ts good money

I can buy all the ewaste i want

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/tomodachi-life-living-the-dream-i-feel-a-little-bit-more-like-myself-clown-dance-gif-13667499513802480674

[hot creek]

Each hour is more aliexpress ewaste

Broo i hope it isn't busy

[obtuse ruin]

😭😭

[hot creek]

@polar python :androidsob:

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/vvvanitaas/status/2044831811839066492?s=46

blade (@vvvanitaas)

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 16, 2026, 5:34 PM

[hot creek]

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

[untold helm]

Gassy Car [FART], Role icon, Member One
—
1:51 PM
my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

[hot creek]

Who up evading taxes

Meeee

Quote from nebula in another server
Where the hoes at i need a syrupy pawjob ASAP

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Please deal with this spam immediately.

[muted shuttle]

Im busy

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle Please deal with this spam immediately.

[hot creek]

With what 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[muted shuttle]

eating some pretzels and playing minecraft

[hot creek]

Are they the stick pretzels

[muted shuttle]

estrogen makes me hungrier

[muted shuttle]

yeajh

[hot creek]

hungries

[hot creek]

BASED

[muted shuttle]

they're fire

love these bitches

[hot creek]

Stick pretzels are the best

Ts dries my mouth out so much though

[ruby copper]

Ur gonna become obese

[muted shuttle]

No im not

:(

Why are u so mean

[hot creek]

Too late

[ruby copper]

No I'm genuinely concerned

[chilly bear]

do u have a problem with obese people?

[muted shuttle]

Its normal idk why youre concerned

[ruby copper]

Idk if u read it in muffin fans

[hot creek]

Lmaoo

[coarse wedge]

The Glock 17 was the greatest Austrian export and engineering marvel of all time, much like the Avtomat-Kalashnikova 47 manufactured in the USSR initially. It stands as a testament to the European engineering standards of that time, and remains a fairly simple, yet an incredibly reliable piece of a firearm, engineered by Gaston Glock, a commited Austrian engineer, who previously had no knowledge in firearms. Today it holds around 65% of market share in the US handgun market and law enforcement agencies. It is also preffered and used as a sidearm by all SOCOM units.

had to

[ruby copper]

But I had a similar experience

[coarse wedge]

i love the pistol

[obtuse ruin]

that happened to nebula

[muted shuttle]

This is with hormones though

[hot creek]

Were you a f*tty too

[ruby copper]

No

[hot creek]

He was on hormones too

[ruby copper]

It was different

[hot creek]

Just kidding

Mineek is straight

[ripe anchor]

19X desert tan btw

[ashen basin]

Whoever at discord changed the image picker needs to die immediately

[hot creek]

Aaron when i piss on the floor

[ruby copper]

@hot creek @muted shuttle @obtuse ruin tldr I got autism meds that made me hungry and got like 5 kg more and then got anorexic and lost like 20kg cuz I stopped eating and like almost died or something

[ripe anchor]

Or as Glock themselves call it, Coyote brown

[coarse wedge]

you expect my ass to see smth on a dusty screen on a blurred image

[hot creek]

@hot creek @muted shuttle @obtuse ruin tldr I got autism meds that made me hungry and got like 5 kg more and then got anorexic and lost like 20kg cuz I stopped eating and like almost died or something

[ruby copper]

Why are you like this

[chilly bear]

not even playing on the rjb server

[muted shuttle]

Yeah i dont think this will happen to me cause like

[chilly bear]

wow.

[muted shuttle]

this is normal on hrt

[ripe anchor]

Aye man I got guntism too

[muted shuttle]

i'm going through a 2nd puberty pretty much

[ripe anchor]

we learn

[hot creek]

Is the cure for autism estrogen

[ruby copper]

No

[ripe anchor]

Yes

[coarse wedge]

me too man, me too.

[terse dome]

unlimited growth hack unlocked

[ripe anchor]

Estrogen prevents dying

Proven

[chilly bear]

how would you know unless you try it

[hot creek]

Transition with estrogen, transition back with testosterone, transition with estrogen, repeat for infinite height

[ruby copper]

Cuz estrogen is only for trans women or women without enough estrogen on their own.

I'm neither of those

[terse dome]

testrogen

[hot creek]

Liar

[ripe anchor]

Yet

[ruby copper]

Idk what yall mean liar or yet but why do you all think yall got any say in my gender

[ripe anchor]

You can’t be sure you’re not trans until you die

[hot creek]

How many donuts can u stack on it null

[chilly bear]

estrogen is for everyone.

[hot creek]

Fr

#unity

[muted shuttle]

everyone has estrogen it comes with your human body

[ruby copper]

Can we ban classy car again

[chilly bear]

on what

[muted shuttle]

it's just the levels that are different based on

[ruby copper]

You know what I meant

[muted shuttle]

yknow

you

[ripe anchor]

Can we ban maxine

[hot creek]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-penis-mr-penis-cat-gif-6866592718592461157

[muted shuttle]

wtf did i do

[hot creek]

Can we ban maxine

[ripe anchor]

Right facing pfp

[worthy garden]

@ruby copper gn

[ruby copper]

Why u taking more estrogen by ur logic yk

[hot creek]

Different :/

[ashen basin]

????

[chilly bear]

probably not much he'll just move and they'll fall off

[desert cairn]

rt\

[worthy garden]

mineekdev don’t fall for the hrt propaganda

goodluck

[ripe anchor]

Mineeldev fall for the hrt propaganda

Fuck

Mineel 🥀

[ruby copper]

Anyway right now I'm not overweight or underweight anymore

[ripe anchor]

Im packing it up

[ruby copper]

I'm in the healthy weight class

Which is good

[chilly bear]

for now.

[ruby copper]

Nope

[desert cairn]

youre not healthy unless youre 15% bf 200 lbs

[ripe anchor]

BMI doesnt account for muscle mass so bmi accounts me as three points away from morbid obesity

[terse dome]

wow mr time traveller over here

[ruby copper]

Maybe ur just obese

[desert cairn]

high chance

[ripe anchor]

I’m fucking tiny

[coarse wedge]

im like shaggy

[hot creek]

I’m fucking they

[desert cairn]

physique check ill tell you if youre obese or not

[ashen basin]

Just get body shamed by a Wii fit and ur fine

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[coarse wedge]

i can devour a whole fucking tree nothing would happen

[versed sun]

Discord finally also ruined the media tab

[ruby copper]

I bought rune and it told me to transition before being able to use the product what does this mean ? @obtuse ruin

[coarse wedge]

wdym

[obtuse ruin]

that is not true

[ripe anchor]

Met @ruby copper in person last week btw

[ruby copper]

What

[hot creek]

How much do u weigh

[chilly bear]

mineek on the left

[terse dome]

buying rune and immediately refunding it for blowing up my device

[ripe anchor]

No I’m black

[desert cairn]

buying rune and immediately refunding it for blowing up my device

[chilly bear]

no

[ruby copper]

69kg 185cm

[desert cairn]

67kg

[ripe anchor]

How would I have taken the pic then

[hot creek]

What is that in british pound sterling

Lbs

[desert cairn]

yeah sure bro

isnt that underweight

[velvet zenith]

Hes right

[hot creek]

Damn what the hell you're a fuckin twink @ruby copper

[chilly bear]

wdym

[hot creek]

Aren't you 6'1

[desert cairn]

what height

[ruby copper]

I think 185cm is 6'1

[coarse wedge]

huh

[desert cairn]

what height

[coarse wedge]

false reply

[untold helm]

twink

[ruby copper]

Not really

[coarse wedge]

discord is fucking up for some reason idk whats happening

[ruby copper]

Healthy weight class

[real cobalt]

If ur a man and not 200 pounds you should be ashamed

[desert cairn]

fr

200 lbs lean

[ruby copper]

Why tho

[terse dome]

equivalent to 152 lbs 6'1

[ruby copper]

I'm not American

[velvet zenith]

twink build

[untold helm]

this server is just twinks

[desert cairn]

fr bros a tooth pick

[ruby copper]

I don't like my body being fat

[real cobalt]

Obv I don't think I have to specify that

[ruby copper]

My bmi is like 20

That's healthy

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn What we found
Vanta Labs has 6 recommendations to help reduce risk.

[desert cairn]

thanks

[real cobalt]

Lean mass bruh

[desert cairn]

lean is law

@velvet zenith Tap in

[velvet zenith]

Nerd

I have your ipv6 @desert cairn

[worthy garden]

shadow like 100kg minimum

[desert cairn]

ok

[tame shuttle]

Oh that was fast

[ruby copper]

This is literally the most average weight ever u can't be calling me a twink

[untold helm]

i alr got miis to get married and shit

[coarse wedge]

so im supposed to overdose?

[desert cairn]

yeah

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Why does mercury show the ip logs of every user

[desert cairn]

why wouldnt it

its financial

[real cobalt]

Dude 6'1 and 150 pounds is skinny as fuck

[untold helm]

opsec

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[ruby copper]

It's literally not

I may be a little skinny but not toothpick

[real cobalt]

It is

That's like glaive build

[versed sun]

You can’t be under 2 or above 120?

[desert cairn]

You can’t be under 2 or above 120?

[hot creek]

67

Meow

[ruby copper]

whatever I'm content with how much I weigh rn

I can always size up

Buffer space

[real cobalt]

Then do

Get to 200 pounds

[untold helm]

content with being a twink

[real cobalt]

Put that work in

[hot creek]

@desert cairn Buy a Ferrari

[compact cobalt]

just eat 25 big macs

[hot creek]

Fr

[real cobalt]

Nobody here should be under 200 pounds if I'm in here

[compact cobalt]

you'll get there in no time

[real cobalt]

I'm always willing to give gym and dieting advice

[hot creek]

What the helly ur still alive

I need a treadmill

I would go from 250 to 150

[ruby copper]

90kg for 185cm is like overweight bro

[real cobalt]

Jesus dude

[thick tapir]

we are literally the same and everyone calls me a twiunk vro

[real cobalt]

Stop looking at bmi

[hot creek]

Dude what our trampoline got bent from the fuckin wind last night

[real cobalt]

Bmi treats muscle mass and fat mass and bone mass as equal

[untold helm]

thats a twink

[desert cairn]

technically yeah but not if its muscle mass

[hot creek]

Twink

[thick tapir]

20.1 vs 20.2 bmi is not that big a difference 😭 ts the same shit how am i a twink

[hot creek]

5 foot 7.5 lmao

Twink x2

Hey wait my internet died

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Am i fried

[hot creek]

Ddosers :/

[desert cairn]

yeah

[velvet zenith]

Am i fryed

Okay thanks

[real cobalt]

I think I'm obese according to BMI but I'm not it's just muscle mass

[desert cairn]

you shouldve gotten poke for free

[hot creek]

@polar python can we kith

[ruby copper]

I'm not really a gym person tho

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[untold helm]

never said he wasnt

[ruby copper]

I would rather just not be overweight

[velvet zenith]

Whats he gonna do for me

[polar python]

yeah

[desert cairn]

why not

[velvet zenith]

I read my emails

[ruby copper]

I don't need all ts muscle mass

[hot creek]

Yayyyy

[ruby copper]

I already cycle a lot

[desert cairn]

count ur calories because ur lazy as shit

[polar python]

I read my emails

[hot creek]

Cycles geometry dash reference

[thick tapir]

i walk 20k steps a day fr fr

[desert cairn]

idk how to make poke more useful

[terse dome]

mf has unlimited leg muscle and zero arm muscle

[desert cairn]

its almost as if personal ai agents have no use case

[velvet zenith]

by getting a job

Dont tell that to maxine

[ruby copper]

40km every day non electric

[desert cairn]

eventually

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[ruby copper]

Lowkey might need to train my arms a bit

[real cobalt]

@ruby copper bro ur 6'1 if u had some good muscle on you you could pull anyone

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Wtm

[real cobalt]

You need to train everything and have an aesthetic physique

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn My car thing is still out for delivery

[terse dome]

well maybe in the US, basically everyone in the NLs has that height so

[desert cairn]

U need to lock in

[real cobalt]

You cant have one thing look big and another tiny

[velvet zenith]

I will be failing this exam because grades are not everything in university

i probably wont fail though

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith after he hits the gym and becomes healthy but his girlfriend looks under his pants

[real cobalt]

Ok sure but not everyone is big I bet

[velvet zenith]

Hey

[real cobalt]

Lol

[versed sun]

Rate this password login idea?

[real cobalt]

Going to the gym can give everyone +3 points

Like it'll make a 5/10 into a 8/10

So it'll make shadow a 4/10

[velvet zenith]

Fuck you

[desert cairn]

having a normal haircut would bring you to a 5/10

[velvet zenith]

Ok then tell me what to do for my next haircut

[thick tapir]

ltf

[desert cairn]

👍

[tribal rapids]

someone has to mention that it takes more then just hitting a treadmill for 10 minutes

[desert cairn]

anything but a bowl cut

[velvet zenith]

All this talk about having a normal haircut and then not suggesting anything

[ruby copper]

bro respawned

[velvet zenith]

That pic is from 2 years ago btw

[desert cairn]

u cant pull off bangs while fat

[velvet zenith]

THat picture is from 2 years ago

[desert cairn]

ok

send a new one then

[tribal rapids]

💔

[tame shuttle]

God damn love at first sight is real

[thick tapir]

nobody can pull off bangs period

[desert cairn]

some ppl can

[real cobalt]

What happened to u

[thick tapir]

ts for chuds

[thick tapir]

hn

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[real cobalt]

@ruby copper if u ever thinking about starting the gym lmk I can get u right

[desert cairn]

ok so do it

[real cobalt]

I got u

[versed sun]

I think it would be better then the default since people don’t remember how to spell it and they can just find it

Same with emails

[ruby copper]

alr ty

[tribal rapids]

when was i ever active in the first place

[velvet zenith]

@real cobalt how much calc is actually used in stats

[real cobalt]

Depends on which stats

[velvet zenith]

intro

[desert cairn]

Yo lowkey can u make me a 5 day plan i wanna start going more often when im able to drive by myself

[real cobalt]

None

[velvet zenith]

Why the fuck is calc 2 a prereq for my intro to stats bro

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Will I fail my road test ?

[real cobalt]

Are u not kitty

[tribal rapids]

no

[velvet zenith]

No

[real cobalt]

What's the class

[tribal rapids]

that's just a coincidence lol

[real cobalt]

Oh ok

[velvet zenith]

1 sec the course calendar is loading

[desert cairn]

What if i get a bitch examiner and they fail me for a small thing

[tribal rapids]

what are you even tryna do at the gym anyways

[real cobalt]

Yes

[desert cairn]

Waght do u think vro

[terse dome]

kinda insane the EU's calc 2 is the US' calc 2 + calc 3 equivalent

[real cobalt]

But before you start I want you to start dieting

[velvet zenith]

You have to mess up like 8 minor things

[desert cairn]

i am

[tribal rapids]

idk maybe cause some people just wanna hit the gym to lose weight?

[velvet zenith]

Combinatorics, independence, conditioning; Poisson-process; discrete and continuous distributions with statistical applications; expectation, transformations moment-generating functions joint, marginal and conditional distributions; covariance and correlation; central limit theorem.

Intro to probability sorry

[dapper vault]

ios 16 ds patch wen

[desert cairn]

1900 cal 175g protein

[tribal rapids]

not everyone tryna actually lock into lifting

[terse dome]

@real cobalt do you have general advice for the twinks of this server

[real cobalt]

Eat

[half compass]

what if i dont want to

[ruby copper]

plx is a twink as well probably

[real cobalt]

You don't have to take my advice

[half compass]

what if i dont want to not want to take your advice

[real cobalt]

Then eat

[velvet zenith]

@real cobalt Have you seen new glaive and kurtains next week

[real cobalt]

Yes brooo

[ruby copper]

When r we getting plx face reveal

[velvet zenith]

He said its the first and only single

[desert cairn]

I guess but Weight is mostly lost in the Kitchen

[velvet zenith]

Finally bro
He isnt releasing half the album as singles

[tribal rapids]

yeah facts

highkey i be skipping cardio

[real cobalt]

Ok you need calculus for this stuff

[real cobalt]

Fr finally

[ruby copper]

I need to fix my heart rate

[half compass]

what

[desert cairn]

lay off the stimulants

[ruby copper]

It's like 120 bpm resting rate rn

[half compass]

wtf is your resting heart rate

[ruby copper]

Due to my meds

[tribal rapids]

stop popping addy

[half compass]

what meds could you possibly be taking

[desert cairn]

fr

[terse dome]

contact your doctor etc etc

[velvet zenith]

How ur resting heart like double what it should be

[desert cairn]

lock in

[real cobalt]

How many carbs?

[desert cairn]

Average 166g

This week

[ruby copper]

risperidone and aripiprazole and methylphenidate

[real cobalt]

You need more carbs

[desert cairn]

Really

[real cobalt]

Yes

[half compass]

why tf are u on ritalin

[ruby copper]

idk

It wa sprescribed

[velvet zenith]

Mines at 66 am i cooked

[half compass]

for?

[desert cairn]

ADHD prolly what do u think

[real cobalt]

Great protein but definitely not enough carbs

[ruby copper]

Autism / adhd traits

[desert cairn]

How many are we talking

[half compass]

i didnt know he had adhd

[polar python]

He has like 67 side projects how did u not know he has adhd

[desert cairn]

What else do they prescribe Ritalin for

[real cobalt]

Like 300-400

[tribal rapids]

😭

[desert cairn]

wtf

[half compass]

I thought he was just really autistic

[subtle horizon]

any tools i can do for my iphone xr IOS 18.0? also when is a jailbreak expected to run on ios 18.0 atleast 😭

[velvet zenith]

Idk bro ask brandon

Or keto

[half compass]

I can’t believe it

[velvet zenith]

Either works

[tribal rapids]

do you actually benefit from the meds

[real cobalt]

Depends on what u trying to do but even a normal diet recommends like 250-350 grams per day

[ruby copper]

Yes I think so

[chilly bear]

theyre all placebos

[ruby copper]

I've been on them almost my entire life

[chilly bear]

i switched them all out and he hasnt noticed yet

[desert cairn]

What do u suggest for sodium/sugar/fiber/fats

[half compass]

bro has the autism and adhd combo

[polar python]

nebula

[desert cairn]

Autism and adhd are Jewish psyops

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn When do you take calc 2

When are you transferring in to your actual school

[desert cairn]

This is like the 5th time you asked this week

[desert cairn]

What do u think if im graduating hs this semester

[velvet zenith]

god forbid i be a little curious

[desert cairn]

Yeah

[real cobalt]

Fat is like 0.5g per pound of body weight, fiber is like 30 so u can shit

The rest don't matter

Just don't eat pizza rolls everyday

[desert cairn]

My protein intake this week has been lower than average I lowkey fell off

Netanyahu slime me out now

[tribal rapids]

yeah i was prescribed adderall for a good bit of my life (and honestly still am) but i ended up quitting sometime when i was younger like around 13-14

[half compass]

i hate how non addictive things are prescription only

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Quiet you probably eat like 50g a day

[tribal rapids]

u just need 0.7g per pound of bw

0.7-0.8

[velvet zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/we-steam-steamapps-common-lowtiergod-gif-16924497042177576819

[real cobalt]

Truth

[desert cairn]

I'm damn near 0.9

[real cobalt]

It's not bad

the tiktok trend used to be 1g per pound

[spring wren]

I GOT IT YASS BITCHES

[tribal rapids]

💔

[ruby copper]

I been playing

It's really good

[velvet zenith]

you didnt buy it though

[tribal rapids]

mainstream lifting advice so ass

[spring wren]

Went to GameStop with a buddy

Had one copy

Went to target

None

Another target had it tho

[real cobalt]

It's fine

[chilly bear]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZqXLYikPohM

[real cobalt]

It helps more than it harms

[tribal rapids]

suboptimal advice tho

[desert cairn]

This is crazy I wouldn't be able to do this

[ruby copper]

@real cobalt @tribal rapids @chilly bear @desert cairn gn

[tribal rapids]

how tapped in are you tho

[tribal rapids]

gn

[desert cairn]

Gn

[half compass]

Gn

[tribal rapids]

also when did 225 bench get vaulted

[real cobalt]

Gn

[chilly bear]

gn bieb

[real cobalt]

Still helps more

[dense valve]

gn

[tribal rapids]

yeah of course

i'm just talking about it from the perspective of actually becoming an advanced lifter

it's funny how the more advanced you get is actually the less volume you need

[real cobalt]

@desert cairn good luck on the cut

[tribal rapids]

like i remember when i first started hitting the gym i was running pplx2 and i was blasting my chest with like 10 sets a session

[chilly bear]

plx

[real cobalt]

We all started out like that

[tribal rapids]

facts

3x8-12

[real cobalt]

Do bench press max everyday lol

[tribal rapids]

but i got out of that phase pretty quickly i think i was only there for a month or two

[real cobalt]

It ain't bad people just don't know how it works

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn https://www.reddit.com/r/bapcsalescanada/comments/1sngk35/news_newegg_is_bundling_am4_parts_with_ddr5/

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[tribal rapids]

it really isn't

it's lowkey exaggerated how bad it actually is

i just prefer 4-6 now

[real cobalt]

People just do it wrong

They do 12 reps to moderate discomfort

[tribal rapids]

yeah

all about proximity to failure

[half compass]

I don’t like working out because it hurts.

[tribal rapids]

i use to be like that too honestly

[real cobalt]

I was just about to say that lollll

[tribal rapids]

not mild discomfort but not failure

[real cobalt]

Cookie king

[half compass]

elite ball knowledge

i love him

[tribal rapids]

cookie king gotta tighten up

[real cobalt]

Is cookie king elite ball knowledge now

[tribal rapids]

no 😭 ✌️

[half compass]

to this server

everybody else knows him

[real cobalt]

I don't think people realize that cookie was the dude who used to make those tiktoks years ago

[half compass]

everybody here is uncultured

[real cobalt]

Oh yeah redditors don't like tiktok

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkaBeQ3m/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

COOKIE🦸🏻‍♂️ (@c00kiek1ng)

❤️ 1.9M 💬 10.2K 🔁 23K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Nov 25, 2021, 4:59 AM

[tribal rapids]

im lowk a reels user

sometimes i be hopping on tt tho

[real cobalt]

Same

[tribal rapids]

too woke for tiktok 💔

[real cobalt]

I still prefer tiktok idk

[half compass]

tiktok is a glorious platform

[teal bramble]

What starter

[tribal rapids]

well i'm just on insta more

i don't really message nobody but like two people on tt so it's just inconvenient lol

[real cobalt]

Yeah me too I barely use tiktok

[tribal rapids]

my most used apps are insta

i guess discord and signal

[real cobalt]

Ig has gotta make it so u can search for reels

[tribal rapids]

fr 😭 😭

[real cobalt]

I can search some bullshit on tiktok and exactly what I want will come up

[tribal rapids]

tiktok not even on my screen time i havent opened this shit all week

[half compass]

it’s insane

the search algorithm on tiktok is unmatched

[desert cairn]

TikTok sucks since shop

[teal bramble]

67

[desert cairn]

Every other video is a shop ad

[teal bramble]

americai ssue

i dont have shop

☹️

[polar python]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith This is an automated message from the Chili's Guest Experience HQ
You are eligible for a FREE Triple
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[polar python]

You ain’t got SHIT over there bro

[desert cairn]

Thanks

[velvet zenith]

SIZZLETASTIC

[polar python]

Good boy

[teal bramble]

Fr

[desert cairn]

https://x.com/bryan_johnson/status/2044876107263234186?s=46

Bryan Johnson (@bryan_johnson)

Most people might miss the biggest benefit of sauna

You need to get really really hot…

Your core body temperature needs to hit 102.4°F (39°C).

For reference, a fever is anything above 100.4°F (38°C)

So I swallowed a temperature monitoring pill. It goes through your digestive

X · Apr 16, 2026, 8:30 PM

[velvet zenith]

Letting this exam slime me out

[half compass]

I wish they sold trenbolone on tiktok shop

They aint selling no good things

[velvet zenith]

Last time i guessed on a test i got 8/20

[real cobalt]

How many answer choices were there

[velvet zenith]

5

[real cobalt]

That checks out

[velvet zenith]

i legit forgot everything i studied bro

I did the test the next day and i wouldve gotten like 18/20

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Your security check-in

[velvet zenith]

fortunately my gpa is high enough from all my other courses so doing poorly in calc wont bring me down to below 4/12

[wicked surge]

@low mortar I CANT BELIEVE HOMELANDER KILLED HIS OWN SON!!!!!

[ashen basin]

Ngl the boys this season has been meh

I just want gen v back atp

[low mortar]

😭

[copper pelican]

Is this worth repairing the screen on for like $70 if I got it for $250

I bought awhile ago

[slim loom]

no 🥀

not for a 16e

[molten crag]

for a little more than 25% of the price i'd say no

[obtuse igloo]

https://youtu.be/4AfAGE1r4Ew given the amount of slop on youtube i feel obligated to share whenever i come across a quality shitpost hand made with love

[crystal fossil]

happy birthday

[obtuse igloo]

it’s not my birthday anymore

@manic tulip

[manic tulip]

Wdym the day just reset back to the beginning

Still your birthday

[obtuse igloo]

True!

[manic tulip]

[obtuse igloo]

aw

[crystal fossil]

happy birthday anyways idk

[obtuse igloo]

Ty

[untold helm]

st jimmy

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!

[proven moss]

Where tf is cain

[thick tapir]

???

[chilly bear]

why did u censor everyday checking

and then some numbers i can't remember

[vocal plinth]

Isn’t that the price of one jean from True Religion?

[fossil citrus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bghDcbzfEU WE ARE SO BACK

for those unaware

boards of canada is an ambient/IDM music duo

their last release was 13 years ago

and their last release started with cryptic messages like this

[chrome peak]

it's my birthday bitches

everyone say happy birthday

wheres my fookin role

[thick tapir]

Bills/Utilities

[muted shuttle]

happy birthday!!!

[chrome peak]

thank yuooo

https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-27145170

[crystal fossil]

happy bday

[chrome peak]

Fucking piece of shit smug ass emperor tokai teio I hate her

[vocal plinth]

Buddy that is a bill from a store you paid with your card

When you pay for food at restaurants you get a bill of the food you ate or going to eat.

Same concept for everything else

[thick tapir]

please stop rage baiting

[muted shuttle]

@untold helm How’s my mii doing

[ashen basin]

It died

[spring wren]

Miiku

[muted shuttle]

Oh

Died from lack of hot bf

[spring wren]

Need some Hugh Morris in your life

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-hatsune-miku-hatsune-washing-machine-gif-4863029126409914383

in the toilet

[spring wren]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-hatsune-miku-cry-about-it-gif-370731688579143979

[cinder pebble]

Miku

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/discussingfilm/status/2044920930384978310?s=46 this is fucking hilarious

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

Disney has announced InfinityVision, a way for audience to find premium format screens for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 16, 2026, 11:28 PM

[dense valve]

How is are they releasing music

[autumn lodge]

It’s crazy that lockdown mode is so powerful a Washington post reporters iPhone 13 was unable to be extracted by the fbi in 2026.

This is why I’m never switching to and droid

[versed sun]

What is this network my phone is forcing me to connect to I can’t even remove it

[velvet zenith]

who wouldve guessed that the company that takes security seriously can make a feature that locks your phone down even more and have it work properly

[versed sun]

And it blocks my private relay to

[frosty grail]

went for a funeral

• anniversary for family

[frosty grail]

this is the dumbest censor attempt ive ever seen

to the point that i want to bully you

immensely

for how terrible of a job youve done

[versed sun]

Ik

[velvet zenith]

@aaron @desert cairn @polar python @muted shuttle https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXGME3Qiod5/

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[velvet zenith]

Stupid fucking discord mobi;le

@spark gale

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale

[spark gale]

hi

[chilly bear]

what is wrong with you

[velvet zenith]

Click the stupid ass instagram link because gir sucks

[chilly bear]

shit censor and that's not even that secret cuz ur on rotating

[spark gale]

someone already sent me that

[velvet zenith]

Of course theres someone more unemployed than me

[desert cairn]

Die

[smoky torrent]

evil gir

[versed sun]

Ik you guys can’t do anything with it

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[desert cairn]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

Dont talk to me

[chilly bear]

engagement bait

dni

[versed sun]

Go for it

[dense valve]

@desert cairn What does keto use for instagram

[desert cairn]

Cobalt and kkinstagram

[dense valve]

Why both

[versed sun]

My hand slipped while covering it

[dense valve]

Fym and

[untold helm]

Fell asleep outside on the bench

[desert cairn]

Cuz cobalt barely works

[muted shuttle]

Why did she do that

[dense valve]

ok

[polar python]

Can u hypothetically kill a mii

And if so

How would one go about killing maxine

[frosty grail]

thats easy

[dense valve]

@desert cairn Wtf is this when I click on a kkinstagram link

[desert cairn]

👍

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle what clothes should i give ur mii

[polar python]

Slop bro they fucked up all the instagram fixers

[dense valve]

👍

[untold helm]

spiked collar

[muted shuttle]

What's available

[polar python]

@desert cairn Where the fuck is nebbygram.win or whatever bro

[dense valve]

It works but :/

Ok

[untold helm]

1m

[polar python]

With keto technologies

[desert cairn]

Cobalt in keto would probably work better if it wasn't just Maxine's instance

I don't feel like fixing the firewall rules

[polar python]

2 more days bro

[dense valve]

I can host

[polar python]

And i will host it on 2 gig fiber

[desert cairn]

If it's a residential ip yes pls

[dense valve]

(It's off of 5ghz wifi and a raspberry pi)

(No ethernet)

[desert cairn]

That's ok

[polar python]

It picks fastest one so it doesnt matter

[dense valve]

yea sure i'll do it later

[muted shuttle]

are you deadass is it just my instance

[dense valve]

But why not maxines though

Like if maxines is faster whats the point of mine

[polar python]

maxines ip is powering like 40k servers

[desert cairn]

Yeah my firewall rules have been broke for like 2 months lowkey

[muted shuttle]

im crine

[desert cairn]

Almost 50k

[muted shuttle]

U better pay me for this

[dense valve]

Sob

[desert cairn]

Theres a few requests per minute

And it hits rate limits often

[dense valve]

So it shouldn't slow down my wifi that much

if anything

[muted shuttle]

cobalt rate limits or

ig rate limits

[desert cairn]

It doesn't at all for me I have no clue how my Instagram app works

[desert cairn]

Instagram

[dense valve]

ok

[muted shuttle]

ah

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[desert cairn]

The Instagram web rate limits must be different than mobile

[muted trellis]

Porn

[dense valve]

Wait why not just use the public instances of cobalt

Like https://cobalt.kwiatekmiki.com/

[polar python]

is the api open

[dense valve]

Idk ill check

[untold helm]

cobalt my beloved

[untold helm]

open source

[polar python]

most instances need an api key

[vocal plinth]

You are an actual lead paint chip eater

[muted shuttle]

2nd shirt and 5th skirt. and a studded choker. and black long socks. and rubber toe high tops.

eyes.

[chilly bear]

can't u just guess the api key

[polar python]

the foid ai method

[desert cairn]

fr

Proxies are probably expensive as shit because u pay by the gig

[dense valve]

https://instances.cobalt.best/

looks open to me for the websites listed

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle u are romanticizing over hugh morris in your head

[dense valve]

@desert cairn y not use apis here

[trail parcel]

Helloo

[muted shuttle]

ok did you give me a hot outfit

eyes...

[untold helm]

doing that rn

[muted shuttle]

Ok yay

[polar python]

@desert cairn y not use apis here

[dense valve]

No im genuinely asking

[muted shuttle]

necaise tjey arem

[polar python]

Just bc the website works doesnt mean their api doesnt need auth

[muted shuttle]

ok

because they probably aren't meant for what keto needs

and also that

[polar python]

Idk i havent done this shit in 6-7 months

[muted shuttle]

67

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

waow. .>!!!!!

im a pretty girl

[dense valve]

Nvm they need auth

Ok hold on ill host one like later tonight

I gotta study

someone mute me for an hour please thank you

/timeout user:@bradleytechman duration:1 hour reason:requested

[untold helm]

/timeout user:@dense valve duration:1 hour reason:requested

im a good mod

[dense valve]

Must've worked

[untold helm]

shh ur timed out

[muted shuttle]

done

[polar python]

classic maxine mod abuse

[chilly bear]

@dense valve get off reels dude

[spring wren]

wtf

[smoky torrent]

yo what game is this

[untold helm]

Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream

[smoky torrent]

thanks

[untold helm]

its like if Animal Crossing, The Sims, and Miis fucked

[spring wren]

Shit is Fire

[smoky torrent]

Coulda jus said had a baby bro

😭

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle @spring wren @smoky torrent giant pepsi

[spring wren]

Wait wtf are there custom items

[untold helm]

custom everything basically

[spring wren]

oh is it in island builder

I don’t have that unlocked yet

[untold helm]

pallete house

custom food, objects, pets, exteriors/enteriors

[spring wren]

I hope you can publish stuff online

[untold helm]

my mii was taking photos of someones house in which the person fell inside

[untold helm]

if u have a hacked switch or playing via a emulator it is possible

[ashen basin]

Fucked is more appropriate

[spring wren]

no official marketplace like Kirby air riders?

sad

[untold helm]

@spring wren

[meager basin]

What about me? Mute me for 30 mins

[chilly bear]

@muted shuttle mute me forever

[untold helm]

nope, i would imagine the horros people would put on there

[spring wren]

oh shit

I don’t have that yet

[spring wren]

Smash stages have literal porn

I imagine this would be worse

Foods - “BBC”

[meager basin]

Ok

[untold helm]

each category needs a level up to unlock

[spring wren]

damn how long you been playing

it only released today

[untold helm]

long time, since the leak happened

im on level 16

@spring wren what section r u on and how many miis do u have

[spring wren]

I just started playing so I have 4 minis

miis

wdym what section

[untold helm]

last thing unlocked

[spring wren]

T&C Reno

[untold helm]

you should probably unlock it very soon

[autumn lodge]

I get my dopamine hit when I talk on this server

[polar python]

@muted shuttle mute me forever

[wild osprey]

#dopamine

[untold helm]

Added Angie

[stuck lark]

HOW DO I SOLVE A BOOTLOOP?