general

[thick tapir]

but phaeton

[digital sable]

no bro

corvettes are so fucking american

[thick tapir]

exactly thats the problem

they are gay and for drunks

[digital sable]

hell no

[thick tapir]

yes

[digital sable]

bro i cringe so hard when i see an old person driving a corvette

carbon deposit maxxing

[thick tapir]

sl500 is what he needs

[digital sable]

i bet they've never given it a good pull

i literally give my car a good pull every day

[thick tapir]

every corvette driver i see is a middle aged drunk who smokes cigs 24/7 and smells like beer and piss

[dense valve]

I have made it onto chinese apple internal market

[digital sable]

bro they don't use the car properly

i saw a boomer in a really clean c5 today

[digital sable]

dream car btw

[thick tapir]

i beat tf out of my car

[digital sable]

poor corvette prob never been used

i tried the paddle shifters in my car, never again

[thick tapir]

my sisters bf has a c2 in fucking mint condition

[digital sable]

they're so fucking laggy

SHIFT NOW not 2k rpm later

[thick tapir]

mine is fine shifting up its just downshifting it has like a 3 second delay 😭

[digital sable]

bro i need a manual

[thick tapir]

fr

[chilly bear]

mods

[summer wadi]

How much is that?

[dense valve]

$1,466.65 USD

[hot creek]

Who tf this guy talking to

[digital sable]

hopefully i can get a z06 vette

[dense valve]

@chilly bear Ok hear me out

[polar python]

Me

[dense valve]

$33.44 USD for 3GS with switchboard

[chilly bear]

can't you get a regular 3gs and do that

[hot creek]

Ow

MeOw

[dense valve]

Fair point

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Useless ewaste mentioned

[dense valve]

I forgot about that

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle Useless ewaste mentioned

[dense valve]

What about

$203.57 USD for ipad 5 with NonUI

[hot creek]

Aliexpress keeps trying to sell me fursuit hands

[chilly bear]

3gs on 26.0? yea that would be nice

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Useless ewaste mentioned

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle Useless ewaste mentioned

[chilly bear]

aren't there builds on the internet you can tether boot

[digital sable]

@thick tapir c5 z06 goes faster in 5th gear compared to 6th gear apparently

[chilly bear]

and if no why not

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle Useful ewaste mentioned

[frosty nymph]

Can someone teach me how to jailbreak a iPod 1st generation?

[polar python]

@hot creek Buy a note 7

[hot creek]

Can someone teach me how to jailbreak a iPod 1st generation?

[summer wadi]

They’re tracking your cookies bro, stop watching purry forn

[hot creek]

They probably are

[polar python]

@dense valve Hey genius man

U should put ios cfw guide in support tag

[dense valve]

Not according to the apple wiki

There's a ton of mssing builds from goofish

ill put them there later

[frosty nymph]

Why is this so hard there is no tools for iOS 3 or 3.1

[chilly bear]

apple wiki is fake

[dense valve]

for thr ipad 5*

[summer wadi]

not here bud, go back to #jailbreak

[hot creek]

Dude what the fuck is my aliexpress

[dense valve]

$291.86 USD for DTK guys ?

[summer wadi]

Didn’t Apple brick all A12Z DTKs or something?

[hot creek]

"A special treat for you" whatchu mean by that

[polar python]

bros on nebulas account

[dense valve]

@chilly bear Should I pay $16,795.22 USD for a 15 pro with nonUI

[chilly bear]

you can fix them it's fine

[dense valve]

Really good deal

[chilly bear]

yep

[dense valve]

No

[summer wadi]

Or is it a PPC->Intel DTK? 💀

[dense valve]

Well

The ones that were returned got drilled into or cut

[obtuse igloo]

ty

[dense valve]

But you could fix the ones that were cut into

Not the drilled obv since it's through the nand

[dense valve]

np

[summer wadi]

Happy birthday

[dense valve]

Yoo apple watch ultra DVT found

[summer wadi]

Bruh

Apple Intelligence sucks

I wanted an emoji

Not a wallpaper

[hot creek]

Literally bruh

[desert cairn]

U can buy an asian "girl"friend on aliexpress ???

Since when

[hollow tusk]

Guys I get error 2009 each time I try to update or restore my iPhone 6s
It's storage got full that it can't boot anymore , I'm unable to get to the home screen , when powering on the phone it boot into recovery mode auto

[fervent dove]

Hey @hollow tusk, have a look at this!

support

Please keep support or jailbreak related messages in #jailbreak, thank you!

Added by stkc#8018 | Used 4,706 times · Jun 8, 2021, 2:25 AM

[hollow tusk]

Alr

[dense valve]

Maybe

[hollow tusk]

It's not a jailbreak related question tho lol

[copper pelican]

psvita for size comparison but do yall think my old mini pc could be used in a cyberdeck (it would be a larger one)

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/caseohooc/status/2044603849328185793?s=46 dumbass 😭

caseoh out of context (@caseohOOC)

caseoh reacting to the tomodachi life 2 trailer!

#CASEOH: "the residents on this island are known as mii characters" we'll see you in court, you stole that from nintendo by the way. 😑

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 16, 2026, 2:28 AM

[dense valve]

"support or jailbreak related messages "

[hollow tusk]

Oh right mb

[dense valve]

no worries

[ashen basin]

OH GOD

REDDIT ADDED LIQUID GLASS

It’s nice but omfg it feels like a different app

[thick tapir]

wtf my dad is a professional vibe coder 😭

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/you-went-full-gif-14839177

[thick tapir]

all his messages in the work channels are just him dogging on gemini and glazing claude

[worthy garden]

Okay thanks

[coarse ginkgo]

yw

[worthy garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1108716728227217459/1116021058819076146/speed.gif

[ashen basin]

we are so mf in

Tomodachi life time fr

[worthy garden]

Been playing it

😴

[ashen basin]

nice

[worthy garden]

bro switch oled 200aud

that’s a steal

modchip and resell for profit

[ashen basin]

Nice

[worthy garden]

Nice

[ashen basin]

Fr

[chilly bear]

you

[worthy garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1199400479759814728/1273357478662373457/watermark.gif

[obsidian karma]

Update?

[thick tapir]

okay i might be beyond cooked. my lil bedtime yart might have been partially clogged for the past few days, and it just unclogged and im beyond fried

[chilly bear]

what

what are these words you are saying

[thick tapir]

what

[thick tapir]

9/11 epstein osama oil

[chilly bear]

word soup

[vital knoll]

bitch guess what my ass got

dunked m crispy or whatever it's called

[worthy garden]

Proof or didn’t happen

[teal bramble]

i have a can of monster

and gum

[slim loom]

gm

[worthy garden]

what flavor

mango on top

[glacial valve]

need

send over

now

[half compass]

???????

Diabolical shoes

Bro’s shoes

[teal bramble]

@glacial valve ??

[glacial valve]

I've seen a G80 going for 50k

[teal bramble]

Apparently its fully serviced aswell

[glacial valve]

But this is a new one

[teal bramble]

Yeah

fr

ts 2019

110k km

[glacial valve]

My bro prolly meant 99999€

[teal bramble]

Probably

😭😭😭

[glacial valve]

but since he's a little special, he forgot a 9

[teal bramble]

Should i call

[glacial valve]

yes

[teal bramble]

i got 10k available rn

[glacial valve]

just troll your way out

[teal bramble]

yep

[glacial valve]

It's a F90

so ts kinda ball

[half compass]

I should buy a new mac

I have the money but

[obsidian onyx]

if i erase all content & settings on a tethered downgrade will i brick my phone?

[glacial valve]

you should buy a M5

[half compass]

i dont want a macbook

cuz every single time i travel i just use my phone

[glacial valve]

That's goyslop anyway, I'm talking about the BMW kind of M5.

[glacial valve]

such a skill issue

[half compass]

fym skill issue

im on the road almost every day when i travel

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

[half compass]

literally

[low mortar]

Hi rootfs!!

[glacial valve]

gm amy

[glacial valve]

so am I

[low mortar]

Hru today

[carmine elk]

heiiii

[half compass]

how do you get shit done on a laptop while in a car

[teal bramble]

Bro wtf unde iesti

😭😭😭

[half compass]

i always get nauseous

[teal bramble]

Hi amy

[half compass]

iesti

[teal bramble]

Esti

[half compass]

IESTI

[ashen basin]

Amazing

[glacial valve]

That's because you don't look at the road

[teal bramble]

Taci

[half compass]

iesti

[low mortar]

Hiiiiiiiiiii

[teal bramble]

Iaşi

[glacial valve]

TIREDDDDDDDDDD

[half compass]

bro said iesti

[teal bramble]

Hiiiiii

[glacial valve]

Wbu

[teal bramble]

bro i havent had romanian lessons since a couple of years

What u think is gonna happen

[carmine elk]

r*manian in the big 26

[teal bramble]

i cant wtite for shit

[low mortar]

MacBooks have the motion sickness dots now!

[teal bramble]

Ok

[half compass]

they dont do SHIT

[glacial valve]

slopos 26

[low mortar]

Unlucky

They do wonders for me on my phone

[glacial valve]

You do it at night

[half compass]

@teal bramble ill give you a month of nitro if you guess where that photo is from

cuz i have no crypto

[glacial valve]

This one

[low mortar]

I had a wonderful sleep :3

[half compass]

don’t you dare ask claude

[glacial valve]

I’m averaging that 5h sleep

• 2 coffee + monster

[ashen basin]

Who should I add

[low mortar]

Add a cig in there

[glacial valve]

I haven’t had my coffee ts morning

[half compass]

wait this is pretty easy to find out

[glacial valve]

Pmo

[half compass]

no nitro

[teal bramble]

ummmmm

[glacial valve]

True, I need to smoke a British cigarette

[teal bramble]

somewhere in brasov

[half compass]

no

you lose

[glacial valve]

In the alps is my guess

[low mortar]

I bought 2 boxes of reds last night

[glacial valve]

Where, I have no idea

[half compass]

WRONG

loud incorrect buzzer

it’s the elite ball knowledge road

only those with elite ball knowledge know

[glacial valve]

67 road ?

[teal bramble]

Where is it

[half compass]

you lost bru

[teal bramble]

Where is it

[half compass]

ts guy only knows valea prahovei

[teal bramble]

Yep

[half compass]

ZERO ball knowledge

[teal bramble]

Bicaz Gorge

Yep

[half compass]

you asked claude

STILL lost

clueless

[teal bramble]

No i asked gemini

[teal bramble]

Where the fuck is it

im asking my dad bro fuck u

he da real claude

[half compass]

gemini was right

but you asked gemini

sooooo

[teal bramble]

I lied it was claude

Sorry

[half compass]

no ball knowledge

a true romanian soldier would’ve known

[teal bramble]

Gemini said Bicaz Gorge

[teal bramble]

Yo u cant walk here fr?

[half compass]

Shocking i know

[teal bramble]

im asking my dad

actually im asking my cousins

@glacial valve ok looking at the description it says 64.9k

stupid frenchie

[worthy garden]

What?

[glacial valve]

wtf

it's not 67k

[teal bramble]

@worthy garden They said cheile bicazului

[glacial valve]

what year is it @teal bramble

[teal bramble]

2019

01/2019

Can u buy me a m5

[glacial valve]

hmmm it's a little expensive

lol

[teal bramble]

Yea ik

[glacial valve]

What I mean is overpriced lol

[teal bramble]

its m5 comp xdrive

[glacial valve]

Yeah but it's 7yo

[teal bramble]

Wtf

yea

can u buy me a g63 ?

[glacial valve]

goyslop

[teal bramble]

amg more specifically

[teal bramble]

Nope

Cool car

[glacial valve]

i do NOT buy goyslop

M5 F90 is NOT goyslop

[teal bramble]

Buy me a m5 g90 then

[glacial valve]

I'm broke

[worthy garden]

Lie

[teal bramble]

theres a 1 in 200 m5

06/2017

[worthy garden]

you have crypto investments

[teal bramble]

600 hp

[worthy garden]

buy it

[glacial valve]

that is not stock

[teal bramble]

ik

https://m.mobile.de/auto-inserat/bmw-m5-competition-1-of-200-600ps-original-wuppertal/429957903.html?ref=srp&refId=6519e478-6cfd-2b1d-b519-feb6902c14c2&searchId=6519e478-6cfd-2b1d-b519-feb6902c14c2&type=ad

here

@glacial valve I’m gonna buy a M340i and completely regret it

Or i can buy an audi s6

😁

[glacial valve]

You CANNOT regret a M340i

[half compass]

I heard bmws come with no turn signal

[glacial valve]

it has B58 bro

[teal bramble]

I heard that too

[teal bramble]

True

[glacial valve]

They do

[half compass]

I don’t believe you

[glacial valve]

You just have to use it

[half compass]

no

lies

they don’t exist

[worthy garden]

Prof?

[glacial valve]

Why is there handle that goes up and down on the left of the steering wheel

[half compass]

built in fidgeting device

[teal bramble]

Tempo limiter

Why cant i send images

Fucking school wifi

Ok

@glacial valve Weird light came on what does it mean

[half compass]

low fuel

[teal bramble]

Thx

[ashen basin]

I broke mine off because it was annoying me

[worthy garden]

Don’t crash

[half compass]

why would he crash

it’s useless

[worthy garden]

cause

It can happen.

[half compass]

it’s just a fidgeting device

[worthy garden]

Fuck you

[teal bramble]

cause he did it

[half compass]

the lights that turn on are to please people with autism

[teal bramble]

yep

[worthy garden]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-10700507232336883791

[glacial valve]

M235 👀

I like this

[teal bramble]

autism

[glacial valve]

it's supposed to indicate where you go

[half compass]

I thought there was only M5

[teal bramble]

Ohhhh thx

my cousin has a 120d

[glacial valve]

it's written on the dash

😭

[teal bramble]

Very awesome car ngl

[teal bramble]

is it actually

[glacial valve]

based

[teal bramble]

tf

[half compass]

no it doesn’t

[glacial valve]

yes

[half compass]

stop listening to the israelis

[teal bramble]

im crine

@glacial valve Whats a good diesel bmw

cuz all of the ones ik are petrol

and my dad wants me to get a diesel

[glacial valve]

B47 B57

Oh

[teal bramble]

B67

[glacial valve]

you may not have the money for that

Uhhh

[half compass]

buddy you don’t even have a drivers license

[glacial valve]

cheaper there's M57

@coarse ginkgo tap in

[teal bramble]

It dont matter

[glacial valve]

This guy knows the 67 diesel engine that exists

[split nimbus]

@teal bramble @glacial valve @half compass GM

[half compass]

67

[teal bramble]

Goedemorgen

[teal bramble]

its 30k

292 hp Tho

waitings

[half compass]

reporting you to the german irs as we speak

[glacial valve]

B57 my beloved

[teal bramble]

Oh no

[glacial valve]

why does bro wanna buy a 330d

[teal bramble]

@glacial valve an audi s6 3.0 tdi is 349 hp

[half compass]

Have fun with the 14% taxes BUDDY

[teal bramble]

Oh no no no

[half compass]

sorry i lied

[teal bramble]

its more than that

[teal bramble]

Idk

theres no fun diesel bmws

that are also cheap

[half compass]

why do you love bmws so much

[teal bramble]

@glacial valve theres a c8 audi s6 for 25k but it has engine issues

[half compass]

do you hate turn signals

[teal bramble]

I don’t i prefer audis ngl

[glacial valve]

that's why you buy B58

Or B57

I'm waiting for bmw to release the B67 V8 diesel

[teal bramble]

oh b58 is diesel

Ohh

[half compass]

buy an ev

that diesel stuff is gross.

[teal bramble]

I get it for cheap from gypsies

So its ok

and mpg is good

[half compass]

That’s a slur

im offended

please revise your language

[teal bramble]

Sorry i meant a roma

[half compass]

that diesel stuff can be set on fire

its scary

[glacial valve]

No

B58 is gasoline

B57 is diesel

usually odd = diesel

even = gasoline

[teal bramble]

It cant

[glacial valve]

no

[half compass]

yea it can

[teal bramble]

only if its atomized it can

[teal bramble]

thats gasoline

[glacial valve]

unless you compress it

[half compass]

no

you’re lying

[teal bramble]

ragebait

[glacial valve]

There's a reason why diesel engines don't have spark plugs

It explodes under pressure

[teal bramble]

Glow plugs

[glacial valve]

0/10 bait

[half compass]

spark plug ? What if it explodes

[teal bramble]

😃

[half compass]

Evs dont explode

[teal bramble]

Yea they do

[half compass]

no

impossible

[teal bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/telsa-on-fire-telsa-elon-musk-car-on-fire-electric-car-gif-10572146485765627174

[velvet imp]

be fr

[half compass]

Doctored image

[glacial valve]

Me after poking a hole in the battery

[half compass]

Batteries dont explode

[glacial valve]

Poke 🌴

[half compass]

they’re safe

[teal bramble]

@glacial valve Cylinder 4 misfire

Hey

[half compass]

Diesel explodes and is scary

very scary

[glacial valve]

car?

[teal bramble]

Cylinder 4: Yo im in mars

[teal bramble]

Any bmw

[glacial valve]

false

[teal bramble]

Yup

[glacial valve]

false

goyslop

[half compass]

Is that why they dont have turn signals

[low mortar]

Omg you’re still here

[glacial valve]

@teal bramble buy N54

and enjoy changing your water pump every day

[teal bramble]

I’m buying a N57

[teal bramble]

Yup

@glacial valve Cylinder 1, 3 and 4 got sent to mars

Hey

[glacial valve]

cylinder block is alr bro

trust

[teal bramble]

[half compass]

dont teslas run on diesel

I heard they are very dangerous

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[teal bramble]

Ive never seen a cylinder 2 failing

ngl

only 1, 3 and 4

[glacial valve]

If I buy M340i can I register it under your name @teal bramble that way I don't pay taxes

[teal bramble]

Yeah sure

how much are taxes even

[glacial valve]

Expensive

[teal bramble]

theyre like maybe 300-600€ here

[glacial valve]

very expensive

[half compass]

It happened to me once with my cybertruck

[teal bramble]

im crine

[teal bramble]

per year

[half compass]

It was so scary

[glacial valve]

You pay 80k on M2/M3/M4

[teal bramble]

what the fuck

[glacial valve]

One time tho

[teal bramble]

per year????

oh

[glacial valve]

M5 is only 20k cuz hybrid

[tepid ermine]

Ok

[glacial valve]

basically any sports car is 80k tax

[half compass]

Ok

[glacial valve]

I think they raised it up to 100k now?

I'm not sure

[half compass]

Good

Buy a tesla

Theyre the best diesel cars

[worthy garden]

Banned

Gay ass car

[ashen basin]

Ur a gay ass car

[coarse ginkgo]

penice

[languid jay]

Ban this cornball

🌽

[chrome peak]

h

[coarse ginkgo]

h

[teal bramble]

My apple watch died mid cheating an exam

Fuck

@glacial valve Ts ur fault

[glacial valve]

fr

[worthy garden]

English

@glacial valve Ts ur fault

[glacial valve]

@coarse ginkgo tell @teal bramble which diesel engines aren't goyslop

[worthy garden]

bmw

[coral frost]

Objectif 1k Vu
https://guns.lol/n0vash0p

[teal bramble]

1.9l TDI

vw golf mk4 1.9l tdi

[glacial valve]

Hi @coarse ginkgo

can.begin hangs

please fix

[teal bramble]

Hi @coarse ginkgo

can.begin hangs

please fix

[coarse ginkgo]

Ok

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

RG✈️ (@lhrohin)

❤️ 1.8K 💬 22 🔁 658

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Apr 14, 2026, 9:22 PM

[heavy idol]

mew

[velvet imp]

mau

[ornate latch]

stupid

this is why you actually study

[ashen basin]

Gm

[slim loom]

gm

[ashen basin]

I’ve been playing tomodachi life for so long wtf

Here’s the lineup after today

[slim loom]

cant be that fun

[ashen basin]

It is

Love that the game suggests this

[slim loom]

fr

[main timber]

so u pirated it

[ashen basin]

No it’s been out for 6 hours lmfao

and the demo was out before that

[teal bramble]

i slept the whole day yesterday

i wouldve

[teal bramble]

whys mamdani ur resident

im crine

[teal bramble]

Eating WHAT

[ashen basin]

funny

[ashen basin]

Ofc you don’t know what pussy is

[teal bramble]

I do

[ashen basin]

😭😭😭😭

[teal bramble]

I bet u havent

Haha

[ashen basin]

Been a while bc I’ve been too homosexual

[slim loom]

💀

[ornate latch]

there's something called waking up buddy

[teal bramble]

Ohhhh thx

[signal hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/target-shy-awkward-smile-joke-gif-10770504

[worthy garden]

can u do racial slur for me

[ashen basin]

Say it then

[worthy garden]

Ingame

they should of made it like web fishing

[ashen basin]

What

[worthy garden]

worse game possible

[worthy garden]

with online social interaction

[ashen basin]

If they did then it would be filtered to hell

[worthy garden]

waiting for ingame voice chat

😴

[ashen basin]

Ur annoying asffff 😭😭😭

[worthy garden]

bro

what’s wrong with that

there’s barely anyway to socialise on the switch

[ashen basin]

Fuck you mean voice chat

You don’t even have a damn character

[worthy garden]

i ain’t playing that shit game

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-chicken-chicken-cat-chicken-suit-stare-gif-7069989637244858847

[ashen basin]

It’s like sims

You are god

[worthy garden]

I don’t like sims

[ashen basin]

😭😭😭

[worthy garden]

this is better

[ashen basin]

Ok gay

[worthy garden]

Ok gay

[ashen basin]

Is this supposed to be a gag

[worthy garden]

Bro

Exposed.

[ashen basin]

Sure!

[worthy garden]

Hmu

i need to try

[ashen basin]

Try what

[worthy garden]

Being gay

everyone has a first time

[ashen basin]

I don’t want some noob

[worthy garden]

I am No noob.

I am Da Pro.

[ashen basin]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[worthy garden]

Pro gamer Six Secen.

[ashen basin]

Just saying shit now

[signal hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1457690929052782827/wtf5.gif

[chrome peak]

probably s omeone has yeah

[teal bramble]

@glacial valve Furry

[worthy garden]

nonexistent Larpers

[vapid spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024716139420459088/1488228536341758042/brain.gif

[vapid spruce]

i need $10 more to afford this 😹😹😹😹

pronouns are for woke democrats

[tepid ermine]

Ok

[teal bramble]

What

[signal hazel]

being woke is dumb from after 2020

[teal bramble]

yep

[muted shuttle]

pronouns woke boooo

[worthy garden]

i identify as Penis

[tepid ermine]

I identify as suspension

we rolling

[velvet imp]

@muted shuttle you know what to do

[muted shuttle]

awww but i wanna see more of what stupid shit they’ll say

[velvet imp]

:p

sorry

also haiii gm

[muted shuttle]

Hii

Good morning ..

[half compass]

@muted shuttle #public-mod-logs message it was literally_tenna right

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

[half compass]

knew it.

[true plover]

Left my car at the shop :(

I feel bad

Poor thing is all alone

[true plover]

Ooooo

Did you get new isp

[gilded rapids]

ass upload speeds tho 😭

[true plover]

Wait that’s cellular

[gilded rapids]

I switched to US mobile

[true plover]

All the closer Ubers denied my ride

Smh

[gilded rapids]

They let you switch between all 3 carrier towers anytime I want

oop

[true plover]

It’s like a 10 min drive

😭

[true plover]

Oooooo

[gilded rapids]

but anyways I’m using Verizon’s tower rn

[true plover]

How much is the service

Son

Why is Lyft $10 more

[gilded rapids]

45 a month

[true plover]

Zamn

Not bad

[gilded rapids]

It’s not deprioritized data too

[true plover]

Ooooo

Ugh

Nearly blew my head gasket this morning

[gilded rapids]

oh that sounds expensive

[true plover]

My coolant was gushing out and there was white smoke when I had pulled over

So it’s been a very fun morning thus far

I’m hoping it’s just a cracked hose and not the whole radiator that’s fucked

[gilded rapids]

omg what car do you drive 😭

[true plover]

It’s a Chrysler

I’ve got 3 more years with this bitch

But coolant didn’t mix with oil

[half compass]

I should get a prescription retinoid

[simple drift]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEHhMsdbIAAqoY0.webp

[crystal fossil]

hello guys hru

[harsh crypt]

hey everyone, ive got an old ipad mini 2 that is disabled right now

it was my cousin's originally and i wanted to know if there's a possible way to restore the stuff on it

[slim loom]

no

[harsh crypt]

and if ill have to jailbreak it or not

[slim loom]

we dont help with bypass

!t icloudbypass

[fervent dove]

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,724 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[harsh crypt]

i see

i have the apple id

[crystal fossil]

how do i post pics here

[harsh crypt]

alright thank you

[arctic field]

Hmm?

[versed sun]

What?

[arctic field]

Does gir now filter the mrbeast scams

[versed sun]

Did Reddit also have the same problem?

[autumn lodge]

Mr beast

[simple drift]

https://fxtwitter.com/classicii_mrmac/status/2044586959851372997?s=46

Mr. Macintosh (@ClassicII_MrMac)

Tonight🎥

Quoting Eva Isabella Luna (@crystall1nedev)
︀
can people stop making "macOS Tahoe killed OCLP" and "OCLP is over" content
︀︀
︀︀shit's annoying

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FxTwitter · Apr 16, 2026, 1:21 AM

what

[wild pelican]

i mean, hackintosh is dead essentially

[half compass]

Real

[gilded rapids]

@true plover sorry meant to send it to this chat

But yeah it lets you switch between Verizon, ATT, and T-Mobile

anytime you want whenever and wherever

[autumn lodge]

I have a Tahoe hackintosh it runs fine I have all drivers except sleep and wifi so I use iPhone usb tether

[sour canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319409771991924807/1487790601587134614/bullshit.gif

[spiral grotto]

yo guys is there away to fix notifications in sidestore apps?

or is it only for me

[bright sedge]

Who can give me some money I’m kinda new

[arctic field]

Wat

Go home pal

[bright sedge]

Wut-

Bruh I’m just new

[muted shuttle]

!t roblox

[fervent dove]

Hey @bright sedge, have a look at this!

roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by SlimShadyIAm#9999 | Used 3,843 times · Dec 21, 2020, 9:17 PM

[velvet zenith]

sideloaded stuff doesnt get notifications

[spiral grotto]

why tho

[velvet zenith]

with your free account you wont be able to get notifications, with a paid apple developer one its possible but you risk getting banned for signing an app with the same bundle id as an app store app

[spiral grotto]

apple developer is for 100$ aint buying that

[autumn lodge]

Are they adding support for Tahoe or not ong

[arctic field]

Wat

[velvet zenith]

when you sign something with your free account, it adds characters at the end of the normal bundle id so then the normal notification stuff doesnt see a matching bundle id and wont send a push notification

[arctic field]

That’s dumb no way that’s true

[spiral grotto]

oh

[arctic field]

Have they considered the possibility of unknowingly signing apps that with an already acquired bundle id?

[versed sun]

What should I do with two broken hp tablets with windows on them Intel m5 series

[arctic field]

Isn’t that specifically part of sidestore

[arctic field]

Honestly i’d sell their parts

Or make a bringus video

[versed sun]

Is a 128gb nvme even worth anything

[arctic field]

Yes

[versed sun]

I don’t think I’ve own a ssd more then 512gb

And most of them I got out of desktop computers for free

Only think worth fixing out of the 3 devices I got is the 13 pm since its powers but it bootloops because the battery is cut

[arctic field]

Replace battery

Ye

[gilded rapids]

wrong server we’re all incels and nerds here

[arctic field]

Why was this guy banned lol

[gilded rapids]

no alt acc

Allowed

[arctic field]

That was the alt or was he using an alt

[gilded rapids]

Idk

[arctic field]

Cause im pretty sure it wasn’t an alt

[versed sun]

Also got to replace the housing

[arctic field]

Hmmm nice

[gilded rapids]

God bless overnight and same say shipping existed I love you Amazon

[arctic field]

My battery capacity dropped from 76 to 75

:/

[gilded rapids]

What phone

[arctic field]

12 mini

[gilded rapids]

rip

Is it still useable

[arctic field]

I’ll do the replacement myself

[arctic field]

5 hours max

It’s fine

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @muted shuttle @polar python

[gilded rapids]

Interesting

[versed sun]

Average android battery life

When powered off

[gilded rapids]

I thought my 14 pro had bad battery life lmao

[arctic field]

How much?

[gilded rapids]

feeling good with my 16 pro

huh it was at 96%

[arctic field]

Bro how many phones do you have😭

[gilded rapids]

I had AppleCare on it

[versed sun]

Still have 100% heath on it

[sour canyon]

i'm pretty sure alting is allowed unless doing it to evade punishment

[arctic field]

Do you use it?

How many cycles

[arctic field]

Yes

[versed sun]

Yes

[arctic field]

I highly doubt this goober did anything wrong

[gilded rapids]

Prob this was my alt acc but became main x

[arctic field]

No way

That battery will just go from 100 to 90 in a month at some point

[gilded rapids]

Most of that is just in my junk drawer

[arctic field]

Did you just organize it like this for the picture or

[gilded rapids]

Yeah lol

I didn’t realize I had so much junk

[arctic field]

That’s crazy

[versed sun]

Similar to how many I have

[arctic field]

How many of these are jailbroken?

[gilded rapids]

none

[arctic field]

The xbox one s in the background lol

[arctic field]

Hmmm

[gilded rapids]

I stopped caring about jailbreak since iOS 12

It was decline since iOS 10

[arctic field]

Wow

[arctic field]

I still find its benefit today

[versed sun]

Was gonna send the newer image but this server doesn’t like anything related to my computer

[gilded rapids]

What do you use it for I’m curious

[arctic field]

Iphones are way too powerful devices to be only locked to what apple currently places it at

Genuinely a good reason for having jailbreaks now than back then

[arctic field]

I wanna do experiments with it and permasign and use procursus

The iphone has a gyroscope and nfc scanning/writing

Having dylib injections

And with this i could also finally dump some of my no longer in arcade apps to my next main device

Also i love configuring it to my liking

Which is what most tweaks do nowadays ig

[gilded rapids]

hmm I see

[arctic field]

If you look at psp/switch homebrew, jailbreaking has limitless potential

Honestly many exploits could be used for having linux ran on the phone

Or having a nice bootloader and dualbooting maybe

With checkra1n it should be possible right?

I doubt it’s the case

But have people considered having a second installation on ios on an alternate partition which acts just like the iphone’s main firmware like some kind of emummc?

That would essentially fix compatibility issues for those that want to have jailbreaks too

That is only for checkra1n devices

Ipads ig which run supported ios versions

[carmine elk]

yall should i update

[arctic field]

Is that a theme lol?

[carmine elk]

nope i haven’t updated it since 1967

[arctic field]

Insane

[arctic field]

How cluld they do my shovel knight dig boy like that

[carmine elk]

it’s the ipad negative pro

[arctic field]

I realized that there are no actually trustworthy tools that can remove arcade drm

Oof

I dumped the app on my phone using the airplay exploit transferred it to my jailbroken ipad

Bruh why’d he do that

[wary badge]

Wait why r u only there til then

@frosty grail @polar python were all kissing on the 20th

[rotund glade]

ye

[arctic field]

Trolldecryptjb to use the installation patches and uhhhh

Yes and removed the info plist thing saying that it is arcade

Sideloaded it to my current phone

[versed sun]

No

[arctic field]

And yeah it crashes like it’s encrypted

[versed sun]

Bring it to apple and see if they can tell

[arctic field]

Lowkenuinely some of those employees would think it’s some foreign alien device

[versed sun]

The one thing I want to do is repair a iPhone in a store

Seeing if let me stay or kick me out for fixing a phone in their own store

[arctic field]

Man i wish

Oh my god

I mean do they really have an anticlamp and actual tools or is it like official apple disassembly machine

[gilded rapids]

God I just put on a screen protector after like 2 years

It feels weird

[rotund glade]

ight bro who actually listens to this

[gilded rapids]

Me

[toxic whale]

Thats like putting on a condom after nutting

[slim loom]

no one bro

[toxic whale]

The damage is done boyo

[slim loom]

just listen to carti

[gilded rapids]

It feels ghetto

the screen protector I mean

😭

[rotund glade]

Mid mid mid

[toxic whale]

Magic john is the goat screen protector

[gilded rapids]

I’ve gone caseless and screen protector less for so long

[slim loom]

carti is fire bro wdym mid

[toxic whale]

I dont even notice it and it lasts forever

[gilded rapids]

Hmm

I shall look into it

[worthy garden]

Hello

[gilded rapids]

hello

Ok this bothers me idk how ppl use screen protectors

😭

[worthy garden]

to protect their screens

[gilded rapids]

No but the feeling of it feels weird

[high sigil]

Anyone tryna do an apple one family plan with me? None of my friends do so I guess online is the next stop.

If I was to get 5 of y’all it would be £4.20/mo per person

Apple Music
Apple TV
200gb iCloud
Arcade

[worthy garden]

Maybe don’t feel it

[main timber]

do u put like 3 screen protectors at once or smth

[gilded rapids]

no I don’t generally use a case or screen protector

[main timber]

so u go and get the $200 repair when u accidentally drop ur phone 🤑

[high sigil]

Maybe no one wants do it with me

That’s cool

[main timber]

idk about 4 euros

[high sigil]

You want to feel the premium of the phone

[main timber]

maybe if it was 0 euros i would think about it

[high sigil]

Well it’s because family plan for Apple one is £24

Per month

And £24 divided by 6 people is £4 each

[main timber]

aint that rich to afford 4 euros every month

[high sigil]

It’s a good deal if you want music and tv

[gilded rapids]

$200 isn’t a lot but I have AppleCare anyways lol

[high sigil]

Bro you ain’t rich enough for lunch then

Too broke for €4 a month

[worthy garden]

Okay rich boy

[main timber]

apple arcade the only thing that wouldbe useful from that for me

[high sigil]

AppleCare just to not have any problems with your phone at all

[main timber]

maybe apple music i would check it out for the first time

[gilded rapids]

I’m 23 with an adult job 😭

[high sigil]

EXACTLY

And it’s €4 like bro that’s no brainer

[high sigil]

You are an adult

[main timber]

im not payin the multibillion dollar company 😭

[high sigil]

Tfym

[worthy garden]

Bro it isn’t deep it’s 4euro it’s not life changing money

[high sigil]

Fr

I’m just tryna get this Apple Music for £4/month that’s why I’m asking y’all lol

[worthy garden]

just buy

[main timber]

id rather just buy a vpn subscription for that

[worthy garden]

🤷

[high sigil]

Yes but it’s £12 per month for individual

If I was to share a family plan with people it would work out cheaper for me

And cheaper for y’all if you’re into tv and music

[gilded rapids]

student plan is cheap too

[high sigil]

Except I’m no student

[high sigil]

And Apple Music uses sheerid now so you can’t get around it

[main timber]

there was an apple music premium crack?

[high sigil]

Well you can get unidays without verification and Apple Music used to use unidays

They use sheerid now

[gilded rapids]

@worthy garden not bad

[worthy garden]

fix upload

[gilded rapids]

can’t that’s a normal US problem 😭

[teal bramble]

mmwave?

[gilded rapids]

yee

That’s the speed in my apartment

[worthy garden]

can you buy me new wifi

i have 5mibs

download

[gilded rapids]

yeah you move

move to the us

[worthy garden]

i’ll die if i do

[gilded rapids]

y

[untold helm]

would u rather have shitty upload or shitty download

[half compass]

??

shit upload

[untold helm]

(answer is obvious unless you seed shit or sthm)

[gilded rapids]

upload

[half compass]

how is that even a question

[gilded rapids]

😭

@teal bramble @worthy garden someone got this in my city

[untold helm]

it isnt

[gilded rapids]

4928mbps 😭

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @polar python 67

[worthy garden]

Flex

[untold helm]

😛

cant do a test rn since ts mac caps at 300mbps

[gilded rapids]

What do you even do with speeds that fast 😭

[teal bramble]

Not bad

[untold helm]

stream games idk

[spark yacht]

Streaming requires upload mainly

[worthy garden]

love latency

[untold helm]

not my actual speeds since this mac is capped

[worthy garden]

ur lucky

[winter meadow]

Is this profile and name now good?

[gilded rapids]

Yeah it seems to cap around 700

But I am inside my apartment

[slim loom]

30 upload is crazy

[gilded rapids]

pretty normal for Americans 😭

[versed sun]

Was gonna bring my own stuff

[untold helm]

US moment

[slim loom]

what carrier

[untold helm]

instead of shit dl we have shit up

[gilded rapids]

us mobile

they let you use any carrier tower you want
Verizon, ATT, T-Mobile

[worthy garden]

i need this

[untold helm]

wtf

[slim loom]

ok thats actually cool

we dont got that in germany

[gilded rapids]

Cheap too

For us standards 😭

[teal bramble]

Yea we do

[worthy garden]

buy the 24 dolla one thx

[teal bramble]

Sorry i lied

[gilded rapids]

I can have a multiline too which can switch between carrier towers if one is low

[high sigil]

I’d get the $16.60 one

[gilded rapids]

Wait I just realized I get a free Apple Watch cell plan

fuck yeah

[high sigil]

Bro the $24 one is only for the first year

It’ll go up to $32 next year

[untold helm]

so that was cellular?

[worthy garden]

i paid 35$aud for 42gig that stacks if i don’t use

[high sigil]

Damn

[gilded rapids]

Yea

[gilded rapids]

32 is still cheap

[worthy garden]

So i can goon everywhere

[gilded rapids]

It’s after tax and fees included too

[worthy garden]

ggs

[winter meadow]

I’m sorry is it now good?

[high sigil]

Yes but it’s the most expensive

The $16.60 one is more than enough for most people

[gilded rapids]

@worthy garden @untold helm they have partnerships with starlink so you could do home internet and cell

[high sigil]

Bro has starlink

[gilded rapids]

I mean I don’t because I pay $40 for gigabit with cox

[high sigil]

Who would even pick the $55 one

[untold helm]

[untold helm]

travelers

[gilded rapids]

I would

[high sigil]

I guess

[gilded rapids]

Because the unlimited starter only has 10gb of high speed

[high sigil]

Nah $47 isn’t even that compromised

[untold helm]

wtf

[high sigil]

That’s good no

[gilded rapids]

It’s deprioritized while the unlimited premium is not

[high sigil]

OH this is cellular

[gilded rapids]

yee

[high sigil]

I thought you’re buying wifi

Nvm

[gilded rapids]

It’s a bundle deal with cell and WiFi

[high sigil]

Oh

[untold helm]

who needs internet

[gilded rapids]

Fair enough

[main timber]

wdym like ur speed gets limited after 10 gbs or what

[untold helm]

just give a piece of paper with a URL to the guy working near the cell towers and tell him to load the page on the backside

[gilded rapids]

I pay $40 for gigabit at home

[gilded rapids]

The way carriers work in the US are separated into tiers so the high end plans get the highest speeds like gigabit on tier 1

After a certain usage amount depending on your plan it might be slowed

[main timber]

isnt a gigabit like 200 megabytes

well that sucks

[untold helm]

1000 Mbps

[gilded rapids]

If starlink was actually good I’d use it but I live in an apartment downtown lmao

[chilly bear]

125

[chilly bear]

/s not ps

why is mbps even a measurement

i dont get it

[gilded rapids]

I need to reset it but I use a lot of data lol

[chilly bear]

why so much on spotify

[gilded rapids]

Lossless

[worthy garden]

bruh

[slim loom]

lossless doesn't even make a difference if using airpods right

its only for wired headphones

[gilded rapids]

no but I just keep it on that setting lol