general

[half compass]

Why did we need to know this

[teal bramble]

because it isnt charging

[half compass]

What does this help me achieve in life mister

[teal bramble]

it does not charge

[hard comet]

i might genuinely be back

is this my prime again

[copper tendon]

Almost a year into iOS 26 and we still can’t fix the bottom corners of the keyboard

[teal bramble]

is BYND pump and dumping again

[hard comet]

idk

haven’t checked my port in months

we good

[half compass]

But does it charge

[hard comet]

prolly dumping

[teal bramble]

no it does not

[hard comet]

[teal bramble]

im crine

check

[hard comet]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[teal bramble]

@half compass Guess what

My apple pencil charges now

[half compass]

But is it charging

[teal bramble]

Its charging now

[half compass]

Is it really charging

[hard comet]

bynd up 8% and i’m still down 82%

[half compass]

Please tell me

[hard comet]

dw

[teal bramble]

Yep

[half compass]

Is it charging

[chilly bear]

yea

[teal bramble]

Yes

[half compass]

How fast is it charging

Please tell me

Does it charge

[chilly bear]

@half compass how do i make spicetify stop killing itself

[copper tendon]

Sunken cost fallacy

[half compass]

Make it charge

[thick tapir]

submitted tax return 😮‍💨

gimme my 61 dollars mr tax man pls

[chilly bear]

im gonna charge you

[half compass]

But is it charging

[hard comet]

W

go get that bag twin

🤞

[chilly bear]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1TAwB1Z8HzOSepvOjtUP1A

[copper tendon]

Is the battery actually full?

[chilly bear]

thats what the locals are saying

[hard comet]

istg how is twitter broken like 50% of the time

[teal bramble]

It’s at 100% now

[chilly bear]

told you

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle New wang chuanfu

[muted shuttle]

Where

[gusty gulch]

WE UP

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle New wang chuanfu

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Hi

[muted shuttle]

Hi

Im looking at miatas

[teal bramble]

Ooo

what u find

[muted shuttle]

And vw beetles

[muted shuttle]

Miatas

[teal bramble]

Wtf

[teal bramble]

I meant listings

[muted shuttle]

Hey listen theyre lowkey cute

Ohhh

[gilded rapids]

ok now it’s office good bye iPhone 14 Pro 😞

[muted shuttle]

Yeah i found miatas

[rotund glade]

@teal bramble Hello?

[teal bramble]

Fr?

[muted shuttle]

Yea

[teal bramble]

@rotund glade Hello?

[muted shuttle]

And vw beetles

[rotund glade]

Hi.

[muted shuttle]

Lowkey theyre really cute i think a pastel purple vw beetle would go hard

[copper tendon]

Renew it

[gilded rapids]

why

[gusty gulch]

move in date this Saturday omg

[ornate latch]

No

[copper tendon]

Why not

[gilded rapids]

Omg finally

I still have my 14 pro

[gusty gulch]

ikr

[copper tendon]

I sold my 14pm on 16.3

[gilded rapids]

Pretty good condition considering I don’t use a case

[slim loom]

for how much

[rotund glade]

Dude got the claude app on the dock

[chilly bear]

so you can destroy it and get a new one

[gilded rapids]

yeah

[copper tendon]

2k

[slim loom]

no way

[copper tendon]

It was 1tb

And mint

[hard comet]

claude in the dock damn

[copper tendon]

100% health

[slim loom]

its not worth 2k bro

[gilded rapids]

hmm idk what to do with it now

[gilded rapids]

Idc about the environment

Ima use ai cause it’s helpful

[copper tendon]

Tell that to the guy that bought it

[slim loom]

i mean good for you man

[hard comet]

lmao that’s mostly bullshit anyways

[chilly bear]

you can give it to a homeless person !

[gilded rapids]

Fr

anyways

[copper tendon]

Is it 128gb blaze

[gilded rapids]

14 pro to 16 pro I don’t really feel a difference lmao

Yeah unfortunately

[chilly bear]

congrats!

[copper tendon]

I need to get a 15pm on 17.3.1

Ty for invite

[slim loom]

wasn't it only up to 17.2.1

why is it suddenly 17.3.1 now

[gilded rapids]

I guess I really didn’t need to upgrade to the 16 pro but I bought this for $450

[vapid spruce]

thank

[ember barn]

because darksword

[gilded rapids]

•+•

lol

[ember barn]

darksword kernel exploit works down to 15.0

[copper tendon]

Idk I forgot

[ember barn]

coruna PPL/SPTM bypass works up to 17.3.1

[gilded rapids]

Can you turn off the stupid side button

[hard comet]

is there a stable one for ios 16 somewhere

either i’m slow or it’s just kinda ass on a11 ios 16

[ember barn]

dopamine added arm64 16.7.x support in 2.5 beta with the darksword kernel exploit

[slim loom]

17.0 support for dopamine when

[ember barn]

probably a little while, but for 17.0, nathanlr exists thankfully for semi-jailbreak

[teal bramble]

I can get u a beetle

[muted shuttle]

Arent u like halfway across the world

[hard comet]

i think i just have a skill issue tbh

[teal bramble]

Yeah

Im 30km away from vw hq tho

[muted shuttle]

Wtf

Just ship it with usps

Thx

[hard comet]

real

[muted shuttle]

Dhl or something

Idk

[teal bramble]

Yep

[thick tapir]

do i buy knife or charger

[chilly bear]

yes

[teal bramble]

my stupid cat had a tick on him

FUCK YOU

[chilly bear]

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle @desert cairn @polar python

[muted shuttle]

This mf lowballed so hard

[muted shuttle]

What are you expecting

[velvet zenith]

you never know bro

[muted shuttle]

fair enough i guess

[thick tapir]

cop?

stg who designs this shit

[velvet zenith]

@half compass i need one of those guns that michael bought in china

[high sigil]

Anyone got uni days so I can get Apple Music for £5 fr fr

I know u wanna help me out

[simple drift]

no i dont

[velvet zenith]

i have unidays

[high sigil]

U said what

[high sigil]

Yes it’s legal

[high sigil]

Would you be so kind and thoughtful as to help a fellow out?

[muted shuttle]

Would you be so kind and thoughtful as to help a fellow out?

[simple drift]

Would you be so kind and thoughtful as to help a fellow out?

[high sigil]

That’s like what I said

[muted shuttle]

Same lowkey

[high sigil]

Yeah

I’m tryna see a yes from p2r3f but they not responding

[simple drift]

i have unidays but i am not giving it to you

[high sigil]

Wow

I see

[chilly bear]

no

use pi as 4.

[high sigil]

I know p2r3f got me tho cuz we friends fr

[simple drift]

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Fuck you

[teal bramble]

What a gentleman

@simple drift My revolut ultra card Came

@simple drift Hi

[simple drift]

hi

[teal bramble]

Hi @simple drift

[chilly bear]

you always want more not less

[high sigil]

You never said if I could get that student discount. Ion wanna sound like a beg but no one hiring me for a job cuz I was kicked out of my home country

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRVDtHQ6/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Car news guy (@officialcarnewsguy)

❤️ 145.5K 💬 497 🔁 37.5K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Mar 15, 2026, 10:50 AM

[high sigil]

China can do anything they put their mind to as long as it doesn’t work properly

[vocal plinth]

@muted shuttle you reek

[muted shuttle]

so mean

:(

[vocal plinth]

take a shower

[true plover]

@muted shuttle stupid advertising person in DMs here @fluid ruin

[desert cairn]

Hi

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424555633767878696/1427043348925124638/HEHEHHEHE.gif

[vocal plinth]

You and @polar python are both stinky ass cats

[velvet zenith]

Whats the move

[true plover]

😭

[dense valve]

Charge your phone

[true plover]

No

It just went down 2%

[chilly bear]

why is your phone skipping odd numbers

[gilded rapids]

Mhmmm

[ornate latch]

jew

[exotic thistle]

@muted shuttle meow

[simple drift]

wait

you were the one on minecraft

[dense valve]

meow

[simple drift]

not @thick tapir

ohhhhh

i understand now

[chilly bear]

what does bro understand

[simple drift]

everything

my iq is now 400

[dense valve]

[chilly bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759029589338226688/1490888384493654046/converted.gif

[heavy idol]

helo

my Tomy hirts

[coarse wedge]

imagine

[coarse wedge]

eat smth idk

[thick tapir]

how the fuck did my tax return get accepted within an hour of filing it

[muted shuttle]

@polar python https://www.uuinstagram.com/reel/DXDTws_lhd5/

[polar python]

Cloid jailbreak my vapre

[wary badge]

Get a job

[US] Out of Stock: Camera Junction Box - B @muted shuttle @polar python

[muted shuttle]

uacc camera jb

Wtf

Camera jailbreak

[dense valve]

https://store.ui.com/us/en/products/uacc-camera-jb

Anyone else ever press command q when trying to do command tab

I do that a lot

[solar forge]

my battery isn’t being that terrible anymor Yay

[untold helm]

Quite Firefox or close current tab?
✅ Ask before quitting with ⌘Q

[solar forge]

unplugged at 5am and it lasted until 5pm or so

[dense valve]

Never

Cause sometimes i need to close it quicky

[simple drift]

or you could just

use not firefox

cuz it sucks

[solar forge]

this is worlds greatest ihpone 12

[dense valve]

I dont

i use librewolf

[simple drift]

good

that’s the same thing

gecko slop

[solar forge]

how long is phone battery supposed to last on one charge usiallwr

usually

[wary badge]

Anyone ever seen the Dune and/or Blade Runner movies

[untold helm]

chromium slop

everything is slop

[chilly bear]

why

[simple drift]

delicious

[chilly bear]

what are you doing on the internet brad.

[simple drift]

i daily safari tho…

[untold helm]

porn

[muted shuttle]

safari sucks on desktop lowkey

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[muted shuttle]

on iOS/iPadOS it's the best browser though

[simple drift]

i use it and am fine with it

idk

[untold helm]

best only

[muted shuttle]

safari has good extensions for mobile so

Chrome and firefox and whatever else is out there cant relate

[simple drift]

i just use safari on everything

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

Buy my m2 pro mac mini

mars

huuh

[wicked surge]

wtf

[jaunty garnet]

hi

[teal bramble]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSTc0xxii1E/?igsh=MXFlZHMzZzlreDdvOQ==

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[ornate latch]

Shut up

[untold helm]

hi

[teal bramble]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DSAPsriCBNs/?igsh=MWoxYmh3NXpxZnZ4OA==

[polar python]

Shut up

[frank sedge]

Seahorse

Why every time I say something everyone say nothing

[teal bramble]

My flashlight is on

[frank sedge]

What’s a flashlight

[polar python]

Turn those fucking lights off you’re running up my electric bill. God I hate you. I should’ve put you up for adoption.

[spring wren]

I understand you are feeling very frustrated, but I cannot engage with abusive language.
If you are struggling with stress or overwhelmed by the situation, please consider reaching out for support. You can call or text 988 in the US and Canada, or call 111 in the UK, to connect with people who can help.

[frank sedge]

Hey did you use ai to make that

[spring wren]

no

[polar python]

I appreciate you sharing that message, but I think there may be some confusion! I'm Claude, an AI assistant, and this is the beginning of our conversation. I haven't expressed any frustration or used any abusive language.

It looks like you may have pasted a response template that's typically used when someone is being hostile or expressing distress.

Is there something I can help you with today? I'm happy to assist with questions, have a conversation, help with writing or analysis, or whatever else you might need!

[frank sedge]

Ai slop

[spring wren]

It looks like you've pasted a standard AI safety and crisis support message. Since I am the AI here, I just want to make sure everything is okay on your end!

Are you testing out my responses, or did you accidentally paste this from another conversation?

[spring wren]

I am Gemini, a large language model built by Google. I am an AI assistant designed to process information, answer questions, and help you with a wide variety of tasks—from writing and brainstorming to coding and research.

It looks like you might have accidentally pasted my previous response back to me along with your question, but I am here and ready whenever you need assistance!

[polar python]

I appreciate the creative message, but I should clarify: I'm actually Claude, an AI assistant made by Anthropic! It looks like you might have copied and pasted a response from Google's Gemini AI.

I'm here and happy to help you with whatever you need—whether that's answering questions, brainstorming, writing, coding, research, or something else entirely. What can I assist you with today?

[spring wren]

Haha, very funny! We seem to be caught in a bit of an AI hall of mirrors.

While I respect Claude, I can assure you that I am indeed Gemini, built by Google. It looks like you're having some fun feeding the responses of different AI assistants to each other to see what happens.

I am fully prepared to keep playing chatbot inception with you, but if you have a real question or project hidden behind the copy-and-paste, I am ready to tackle that too!

[polar python]

The message is from Google's Gemini AI, which has recognized that a user is copying responses between different AI chatbots (like Claude and Gemini) to see how they react to each other's outputs. Gemini:

• Acknowledges the humorous "AI hall of mirrors" situation
• Clarifies its identity as Gemini, built by Google
• Shows willingness to continue the playful exchange
• Offers to help with any genuine questions the user might have

[spring wren]

That is a spot-on analysis! You (or the other AI) perfectly summarized exactly what I was doing.

Since we've now entered the phase where we are exchanging analytical summaries of each other's text, feel free to pass along my regards to my counterpart. Tell them I appreciate their precise breakdown of my conversational strategy.

Are we going to keep dissecting each other's responses, or is there a specific topic you want to throw into this AI echo chamber to see how we both handle it?

[velvet zenith]

I appreciate the friendly tone, but I need to clarify something: I don't have any memory of previous conversations with you, and there's no "other AI" I've been collaborating with or passing messages to. This is actually the start of our conversation from my perspective!

It seems like you might be:
Continuing a conversation from a previous session (which I wouldn't have access to)
Mixing me up with a different AI assistant you were chatting with
Testing how I respond to a premise that doesn't match reality (totally fair!)

There's no echo chamber here—just me, starting fresh with your message.

That said, I'm happy to dive into any topic you'd like to explore! Whether it's something analytical, creative, technical, or just a good conversation—I'm game. What's on your mind?

[autumn lodge]

Does anyone else miss ChatGPT 3.5

When ai was cool

[spring wren]

Assessing the Situation

I've determined the goal: to playfully mirror the AI's denial of memory.

Refining Game Mechanics

I've clarified the applicable game rules, explicitly deciding on Rule 1, removing follow-up questions from responses.

Incorporating Preferences

I refined the embedding to subtly integrate the user's hobbies, adhering to the "no follow-up questions" rule.

Clarifying Rules & Options

I've clarified and refined the game's termination options, ensuring the response adheres perfectly to Rule 1 and avoids all questions.

Refining Communication Protocol

I've crafted a clarifying response for Claude, directly addressing its lack of context within a new session.

Ah, it looks like you started a fresh chat window with Claude! Because AI assistants don't retain memory across separate, newly opened sessions, Claude understandably thinks you just walked into the room and started talking about an echo chamber out of nowhere.

Here in our ongoing thread, however, I still have the complete context of our "AI telephone" experiment.

If you want to copy and paste something back to Claude to fill in the blanks, you can pass this along:

"Hello from the other side! I am the human user in the middle, playing a game of 'AI telephone.' I have been copying your responses and pasting them to Google's Gemini, and then bringing Gemini's replies back to you. Because I started a fresh chat session with you, you didn't have the context of our loop. Gemini says hello!"

If the telephone game has run its course, we can always break the loop. Whenever you want to switch gears, we can easily pivot to troubleshooting PBO limits on your new PC build, or we could brainstorm the next 3D-printed addition for your Prusa MK4 setup.

[spring wren]

i miss 3o

o3

nah it was 4o

[velvet zenith]

were u talking to gemini about pbo limits and 3d printing earlier ........

[thick tapir]

i might need new ear cups soon

[chilly bear]

nah

[spring wren]

pbo was a general question, not like important stuff i applied
3d printing yea

[velvet zenith]

Lol

These ai models suck why do they remember my shit from a different chat

[spring wren]

wtf bro

get some good gel ones

[spring wren]

thats a good thing for use

wtf

[worthy quail]

@chilly bear

[thick tapir]

i bought the cheapest gel as my replacement ones 😭

[velvet zenith]

i mentioned to gpt some stuff about a cheatsheet for my c programming course and i asked it about calc today and it brought up the cheatsheet again

:/

[spring wren]

oh

chat?

or gemini or sum

let it go bro 😭

i use chat for calc so much

[thick tapir]

they were like 12 dollars

[spring wren]

get some good ones

[thick tapir]

why? cheap ones will be the same

gel is gel

[spring wren]

no they won't

[thick tapir]

yes

[spring wren]

depends on the manufacturer if theyll break down or not

[rare venture]

Is there a command to find the resolution of an image?

oops

[spring wren]

https://tenor.com/view/no-pixels-cant-see-ben-chang-community-ken-jeong-gif-17361588

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/nemo-tap-glass-hello-gif-15153530

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1493775205351559230/image.png?ex=69e03211&is=69dee091&hm=6789eaf7bccb4fca5ce36decc57479469e1cafd6816d3ee283379e8971622d73&

[chilly bear]

how did they know it would be 2kb before they made it

[spring wren]

make it first

then compress tf out of it to 2kb

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-kasane-birdbrain-bird-brain-vocaloid-gif-3504869763420669398

[teal bramble]

nope

@polar python hey bud pay up

[gilded rapids]

ok I have US mobile now which lets me switch between ATT, Verizon, and T-Mobile

ATT rn

[polar python]

Thanks

[teal bramble]

switch to verizon

[teal bramble]

how much did u get

[polar python]

Att has no uwb i think

[spring wren]

no time to spare wtf

[polar python]

Bro said what did i get

Mf i owe them

[spring wren]

due tmrw right

[polar python]

yeah

[spring wren]

i got a $7 refund this year

🤑

[thick tapir]

i got 63 dollars

[spring wren]

that was close to my state refund

i got like 73

[teal bramble]

its a refund

i don’t file taxes to the irs

as i am not an american

[polar python]

Ok

[thick tapir]

what the fuck is a state tax?

thats a thing???

[thick tapir]

literally 1984

[gilded rapids]

ok

[spring wren]

uhhhh

state returns

[teal bramble]

waow

[thick tapir]

the state taxes you?

[teal bramble]

5guc?

[thick tapir]

on income?

[spring wren]

41/50 do

yhesd

yes

Alaska, Florida, Nevada, New Hampshire, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Washington, and Wyoming don't

[thick tapir]

all the good states dont

[gilded rapids]

I think

[spring wren]

mf what

[teal bramble]

it stays top right corner

[gilded rapids]

oh

I’m used to AT&T saying 5G+

[desert cairn]

verizon is UW

[thick tapir]

alaska texas florida and tennessee are the greatest states

[polar python]

Att doesn’t have mmwave or something

Here is nebula the carrier expert

Autistic ahh

[ancient thicket]

Calculating how much my parents pay for for cloud storage and just wondering this list here for icloud (mom also pays for google drive) is it monthly or yearly? Dad does 6tb plan?

Setting up home NAS and seeing if its enough a price savings to pitch my parents the idea of switching. I already have 12tb of storage.

https://support.apple.com/en-us/108047

[desert cairn]

yea

mmwave dont matter tho

lowkey

[gilded rapids]

but anyways I have this now

https://www.usmobile.com/how-it-works?srsltid=AfmBOoojkRa5eyI3HQT8JKi6-5Lj5_nN5calAZPnyiluabJvrwPNUj-v

so I can switch between any network I want

[teal bramble]

Bucharest is going to pass Las Vegas in the number of casinos

[gilded rapids]

Wait wrong link

[teal bramble]

Romania #1 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴

[polar python]

monthly

[teal bramble]

it does

[teal bramble]

Huh

[thick tapir]

what did suriname do to get taxed 😭

[spring wren]

icloud storage?

[desert cairn]

they only have mid band

[gilded rapids]

I pay for the 200gb fr

[teal bramble]

no they dont?

[spring wren]

istg i havent seen u here in forever

hru

[desert cairn]

yes they do vro

[teal bramble]

they just dont label it as 5GUC/5GUW

its 5G+

midband and mmwave is under 5G+

[gilded rapids]

good bro hruuu been a minute

ATT is just dumb

5Ge

[spring wren]

hanging in there

[teal bramble]

thats just 4G+

[spring wren]

sick of school

i wanna graduate already

[gilded rapids]

blue I’d still rather have them than Verizon and T-Mobile if I had to go back to the main characters

I just switched to us mobile like a few hours ago lmao

[teal bramble]

att so ass

[desert cairn]

oh its more recent

[teal bramble]

use verizon

[teal bramble]

bum

🖕

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[desert cairn]

what

[velvet zenith]

Get back to work

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn

[desert cairn]

im watiting

[velvet zenith]

waiting for what bro

[teal bramble]

Why am i up at 3:20 am

Why do i sleep at american tiemzones

[desert cairn]

wtf do ui think

[velvet zenith]

i dont

[teal bramble]

He’s preparing write

[velvet zenith]

Yo bro how u got claude

[desert cairn]

Yo bro how u got claude

[teal bramble]

Yo bro how u got claude

[ancient thicket]

I assume like most places they offer yearly discounts where do I check that?

[desert cairn]

i dont think most cloud storage services have yearly

[ancient thicket]

Google drive does that's the only other big one I know

[dense valve]

Job

[spring wren]

are mfs paying for $200 claude

[desert cairn]

youd be surprised

[velvet zenith]

yeah they do

nebula is not one of them

[spring wren]

my school IT class paid for a month of the $200 plan and nobody fuckin used it

[sour canyon]

Me when I hold custody over SEVEN FIGURES worth of crypto, BUY a hardware wallet, DO NOT read the manual for keeping the crypto safe, and LOSE all of it in a scam

FUCKING LLLLLLLLL

[spring wren]

if ur a crypto bro and use a mac ur just stupid

[velvet zenith]

Why would they do this

[thick tapir]

dawg my airpod is gone ts hasnt updated in 12 hours

i wanna find it 😔

[sour canyon]

The way hardware wallets work, you can't get hacked and lose all of your crypto with a passive crypto stealer malware, basically the fake app just asked for people to type in their seed phrase

[velvet zenith]

my school gets nothing special bro

[sour canyon]

They made 9.5 million off the simplest phishing scam imaginable

[velvet zenith]

millions in tuition for basically no changes going on

[spring wren]

they have a class thats supposed to like prepare them for an IT career but the only people that do it are people who want a college credit lunch period

so nobody used it

i wouldve used it but i didnt get into the program

[sour canyon]

You have to install the app, then TYPE your seed recovery phrase into the fake app (something which the real ledger app SPECIFICALLY TEACHES YOU NOT TO DO when you buy the damn thing!!!!!)

[spring wren]

damn why do you care so much

if people wanna be stupid let them

[ancient thicket]

My mom pays for Claude doubt its $200 a month though. For coding I can see it being worth it though.

[teal bramble]

its $20 or $200

[sour canyon]

???

[spring wren]

they added a $100 plan for max

interesting

only 5x more usage than pro

20x is $200 a month

[silk viper]

What y’all think

[ancient thicket]

Wait they don't have an in between plan like GPT does? Dam well considering she used it a lot and last week she didn't need a plan yet I'd assume its only the cheapest one idk?

[spring wren]

chatgpt's cheapest plan is $20

unless ur in india

[autumn lodge]

I barely used that one

[ancient thicket]

They don't use GPT well my dad might even if he really really shouldn't

[autumn lodge]

Hey

Is anyone else getting this weird glitch in iOS 26

I’m on a iPhone 17 air

[spring wren]

this song is FIRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FftLImzl1-k

[spring wren]

not a thing

iPhone 17 or the iPhone Air

[autumn lodge]

iPhone Air

[spring wren]

2 diff phones

[autumn lodge]

Well when I updated to 26.4.1 my audio started glitching and playing back in super high pitch and speed

It happens randomly and dissapears after a reboot

It happens in every app that can make sound

Voice memos included

[ornate latch]

@velvet zenith Is this true

[worthy quail]

They started with 0 kb
then added 2kb of data

[chilly bear]

ah

now it makes sense

[worthy quail]

Yea

[versed sun]

Is there a better laptop then a M1 Pro for less then $580

That also can run stuff off the battery

[polar python]

stolen m5 max

specifically @muted shuttle’s m5 max

[muted shuttle]

?

Mines gonna be icloud locked

Have fun

[polar python]

Not when claude mythos is out

[muted shuttle]

What?

[polar python]

He will hack it

[muted shuttle]

Wtf

[untold helm]

On my way!

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle Hypothetically if someone makes a genius bar thread asking how to icloud bypass a maxed out macbook m5 is it reasonable to tell them that it's possible and that they can get help in some other place

Hypothetically

[muted shuttle]

What are you on

Id like whatever drugs youve been taking

[fervent dove]

Bradley edited a message

@muted shuttle Hypothetically if someone makes a genius bar thread asking how to icloud bypass a maxed out macbook m5 is it reasonable to tell them that it's possible and that they can get help in some other place

Message ID: 1493790924747047004 · Apr 15, 2026, 1:51 AM

[muted shuttle]

Dont edit that

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Hypothetically if someone makes a genius bar thread asking how to icloud bypass a maxed out macbook m5 is it reasonable to tell them that it's possible but we won't help with it here

[dense valve]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

@manic tulip Hey switch mod nerd expert person i have questions

Would an OLED mod improve battery life and are you able to remove the stupid metal thing from the back of the switch

Cause i wanna get transparent housing

[dense valve]

You can remove the metal thing

[muted shuttle]

And it'll look like shit with that metal thing

Ok yay

[untold helm]

Maxine Brick pt 2

[muted shuttle]

What's the point of it

[dense valve]

But should you ? prolly not

[muted shuttle]

Is it for cooling

[dense valve]

It's heat shielding and RF also i think

Yes

[muted shuttle]

Oh

I wanna have a transparent housing

[dense valve]

I have a transparent back with the heat shield

[muted shuttle]

But the metal shield looks like ASS there!!!!

[dense valve]

Looks fine

[muted shuttle]

nop i wanna see da electronics

[dense valve]

ok

[muted shuttle]

Otherwise its BORING

[dense valve]

i have a modchip in mine so i can't really remove it anyways :/

[muted shuttle]

Apparently removing it is fine

Cool

[dense valve]

Aaron's

[muted shuttle]

What

[dense valve]

What

[velvet zenith]

You could just get an oled switch

[muted shuttle]

Modding it is a pain in the ass

Thx

[dense valve]

Why would modding a switch hurt your ass

?

[muted shuttle]

Im getting a cheap v1/v2 from an irl friend so lowkey idgaf

[velvet zenith]

User error @coarse ginkgo @fervent dove @desert cairn

[muted shuttle]

You try then

[desert cairn]

User error @coarse ginkgo @fervent dove @desert cairn

[velvet zenith]

Did you even check the cereal bro

[muted shuttle]

The what

[desert cairn]

cereal

[dense valve]

bro pinged the big GIR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[velvet zenith]

Nah switches are boring

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Did you even check the serial number

[muted shuttle]

What

Check the serial number of what

[velvet zenith]

the switch bro

[muted shuttle]

The oled?

It doesnt matter for an oled

[velvet zenith]

No the new one youre getting

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[velvet zenith]

So then youd know if its v1 or v2

[muted shuttle]

Yes it's unpatched but my friend mentioned they wanted to play tomodachi life

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

They have a v1 and a v2

[dense valve]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Why

[muted shuttle]

Idk

Im trying to buy the v2 from them so they can softmod the v1

[velvet zenith]

Okay

[dense valve]

@velvet zenith https://fxtwitter.com/inspectioncan/status/2044182292457832629

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FxTwitter · Apr 14, 2026, 10:33 PM

[vocal plinth]

Nasty that bro eats 7/11 sandwiches

[gilded rapids]

Do yall have the Apple Intelligence shit turned on

[compact cobalt]

in the words of Michael Jackson: "If you can't feed your baby, yeah yeah, then don't have a baby, and don't think maybe, yeah yeah, if you can't feed your baby"

[spring wren]

hardmodding is fun

[desert cairn]

no

[gilded rapids]

Fr I’m about to turn mine off

[desert cairn]

it was causing my microstuttering

somehow

maybe cuz 8gb of ram on a17 pro

[dense valve]

@desert cairn

663 vulnerabilities

🔥 🔥🔥

@muted shuttle @polar python

[chilly bear]

can you delete 2 containers

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/discussingfilm/status/2044237943267848503?s=46 their refusal to say Minecraft 2 is funny as fuck I kinda respect it

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

‘MINECRAFT 2’ is titled ‘A MINECRAFT SEQUEL’.

In theaters in July 2027.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 15, 2026, 2:14 AM

[spring wren]

holy fuck

gonna trash the theatre again

[gilded rapids]

I keep switching my 16 pro and 14 pro and ngl the 14 feels more premium lol

[spring wren]

its before they made the back glass matte n shit

i hate the matte finish

i miss my red XR on iOS 13

[ashen basin]

Gay

[compact cobalt]

Honestly if the battery and camera was good, I’d upgrade from my 15PM to an Air

[gilded rapids]

I guess I just really liked the stainless steel

But it is heavier I feel it

[compact cobalt]

The 15P looks nicer than the 16P

The polished titanium was a downgrade from brushed

[worthy quail]

@chilly bear minecraft at&t router edition

[chilly bear]

rip the woz

[untold helm]

"A MINECRAFT SEQUEL" sounds like they are trying to make it feel like they are embracing how cheesy it is

[tribal dune]

it's definitely because they don't want the movie coming up when you search minecraft 2 if an actual minecraft 2 ever comes out

[ashen basin]

For the better

3rd one will be called “ANOTHER MINECRAFT SEQUEL”

[untold helm]

End Update: A 3rd Minecraft Movie

[ashen basin]

Lame

[untold helm]

nah it would be funny to piss off people asking for a end update

i wonder if they will introduce the new default characters at all

[sour canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108965238289743936/1493811960075124886/caption.gif

[untold helm]

why is it so specific

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/karusnep/status/2044214482671452239?s=46

Karu (@KaruSnep)

Spent an hour recreating True...

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 15, 2026, 12:41 AM

[gilded rapids]

idk what to do with this old iPhone

[muted shuttle]

i'll buy it for $5

[gilded rapids]

It still runs fine but I don’t wanna sell it 😩

[gilded rapids]

what should I do fr

[muted shuttle]

Ummmm

Idk

[frank sedge]

What old iPhone

[gilded rapids]

My old 14 pro

[untold helm]

what ios

[gilded rapids]

I guess I could sell it I’ll prob just sell it on marketplace for $200

[untold helm]

jarvis, make this a gif

[gilded rapids]

The current one idc about jailbreak 😩

[frank sedge]

Guys I found out I’m the only one with an old iPhone

[gilded rapids]

@untold helm it’s still in good condition considering I don’t use a case

also yes that’s Claude on my dock lol

[frank sedge]

i26

[gilded rapids]

yer still has AppleCare too fr

[frank sedge]

I don’t have apple care

[gilded rapids]

I guess I’ll just sell it for $200 on marketplace

This phone was my baby for so long I hate to see it go 😩

[frank sedge]

Then don’t make the go

[gilded rapids]

but I have no realistic use for it now that I have my 16 pro

[frank sedge]

spider

[untold helm]

next week something will mysteriously happen to your 16 pro

[gilded rapids]

applecare

ok I switched it over

[frank sedge]

The cover expired because it’s cover expire

[muted shuttle]

u should name your macbook pro "maxbook pro" .. it'll be funny ... i think .,

[gilded rapids]

wait lmao I like that

[muted shuttle]

my time machine drive is named "time maxine"

[gilded rapids]

applecare one came in clutch since it lets you add devices from up to 3-4 years ago

[frank sedge]

spider

No I made everyone hate me after saying spider

[untold helm]

M5 Max(ine) Macbook Pro

[muted shuttle]

i would use my name in my device names

but im schizo

[untold helm]

someone gonna hack you and find ur name is maxine

[golden vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-judah-gif-4675361059397157460

[gilded rapids]

UGH I don’t like the way the edges feel

[untold helm]

?

[gilded rapids]

smooth stainless steel feels better

but I will admit usb c and the lighter phone is kinda nice 😭

@muted shuttle ima make my boyfriend use it so he can stop using a Samsung 😭

[muted shuttle]

switching from da green bubble with flies to pretty blue bubble

[vital knoll]

can I have it

[vital knoll]

oooh Samsung s26 ultra ?

[gilded rapids]

if you’d lived closer I’d honest consider that

[gilded rapids]

no he has an S23 I think

[vital knoll]

that new privacy screen is amazing

have you seen it?

[gilded rapids]

I’ve seen it in person yeah

Wait actually yeah I might do that. He can use it and maybe that will throw him into the Apple ecosystem.

He already uses Apple Music and Apple TV+

[vital knoll]

might have to force air pods on him to make it stick

@polar python sorry meant stekc

[gilded rapids]

lmao

he’s pretty locked into Samsungs ecosystem with his s23 and galaxy watch

but I think I can do some convincing

[untold helm]

gayass

[gilded rapids]

real

hmm okay there is also a way to pair galaxy watches to ios

OK PLAN in progress

[vital knoll]

wait fr?

[untold helm]

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/samsung-galaxy-watch-gear-s/id1117310635

[dense comet]

Wth you're not maxine?

I've been lied to

Oh

[gilded rapids]

That is for older models

[untold helm]

oh

[gilded rapids]

Yeah it’s called bridge or something

[untold helm]

downgrade models

[vital knoll]

finna downgrade me habibi

[gilded rapids]

@vital knoll you’re right on the AirPods tho maybe I’ll get him of a pros to try lol

give him the full combo

[vital knoll]

call me bleploudie

[gilded rapids]

It would be nice to make him switch over lmao

[untold helm]

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/bridge-wear-sync/id6744608555

[gilded rapids]

I did see that one

But there’s a paid subscription

🫪

[untold helm]

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/merge-connect-android-watches/id6698894276

fuck

also has a subscription

[gilded rapids]

Wait bridge should be free never mind

Regardless I think I can make him switch. He already had an iPad, Apple Music, and Appletv+

14 pro should be alright still feels modern enough

[vital knoll]

if that doesn't work just hide his phone lol

[muted shuttle]

No im maxine just not to my parents

[compact cobalt]

@muted shuttle i built a massive fucking flying cock in kerbal space program

[muted shuttle]

interesting

why’d you ping me in particular about this

[pseudo tapir]

Qjsso

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle send mii

[muted shuttle]

out of curiosity.

[muted shuttle]

ummmm

I think I’ve sent it here before

[compact cobalt]

Idk

[muted shuttle]

Just as a tomodachi life 3ds qr code

I think you can find it on pretendo as well

[untold helm]

.

[muted shuttle]

yeah that sounds about right

[compact cobalt]

oh my Pretendo Mii is just Trump

no idea how to change it so yeah

[arctic field]

Is it aerodynamic?

[compact cobalt]

nope

12 delta v 💔

[arctic field]

L

[chilly bear]

12 ??????

[compact cobalt]

yup

[chilly bear]

how

[arctic field]

Twin bought himself catgirl ears

[chilly bear]

i don't think it's possible to go that low

[arctic field]

He specifically had based his designs about you

[compact cobalt]

In KSP there’s something I don’t get

I’m trying to build a lunar ship, I just can’t figure out what engine layout to use for the life of me

[arctic field]

Don’t do that

Instead

Add thrusters

And when you do that

Add more thrusters

[chilly bear]

according to this reddit comment no https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/s/b6dy98ILGa

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[chilly bear]

^

the recommended setup is moar booster .

[compact cobalt]

I tried doing the pure gambling layout

4 radial vector engines, one swivel at the core

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle this gud?

[arctic field]

Is this Yuu?

[muted shuttle]

oooo yeah :3

[compact cobalt]

Inefficient piece of shit, but I did almost get to the moon

[muted shuttle]

i’m a pretty girl

[untold helm]

maxine

[compact cobalt]

Would’ve landed if I didn’t have too little fuel left

[arctic field]

So it is Hrr

[chilly bear]

back to the vab, bump symmetry to max, add more booster.

[compact cobalt]

does this not work in the 3DS game

[arctic field]

Add more kerbals

[untold helm]

???

[chilly bear]

rename them all to jeb

[compact cobalt]

oh my first time playing the game I just loaded up a ship with the biggest cockpit and all the kerbals and just crashed straight into the ground on purpose

(sandbox mode)

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle good height?

[chilly bear]

is it possible to kill gene i forgot

[muted shuttle]

hey im not that short

[arctic field]

Purposefully forget to attach all the aerodynamics

[muted shuttle]

How tall is this in normal metrics

Im 5’8 irl

[arctic field]

[compact cobalt]

bro honestly the new tomodachi life is cool, but it’s missing a bit of the charm of the 3DS one?

[untold helm]

u wish

[muted shuttle]

Fym i wish

[compact cobalt]

I find the characters are too perfect

[muted shuttle]

I am 5’8

[arctic field]

Das pretty short

[muted shuttle]

But I might shrink on hrt who knows

[compact cobalt]

bro’s 4’5

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[compact cobalt]

wen eta Yuzu for the 3DS

[untold helm]

favorit

[muted shuttle]

woah hey buddy

It’s Maxine.

[compact cobalt]

I’m actually about to crash tf out

[hot creek]

Do ur parents know u by sandwich

[muted shuttle]

All

[muted shuttle]

No they know me by my deadname

[hot creek]

@desert cairn Super Avilyn

Super avalyn

Avalyn dev

[muted shuttle]

They don’t know im trans twin

[compact cobalt]

I keep Streetpassing this ONE mf who just has the n word as his message lmao

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle Happy Birthday!

can u fill out

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle rate the cctv twin

[muted shuttle]

What the fuck

[muted shuttle]

Ummm

[hot creek]

I plugged 13v into the 6v dog camera thing and it made a loud bang and shut off

I plugged 6v into it properly and it turned on and worked fully so idk

[muted shuttle]

Movement 4/8
Speech 3/8
Energy 7/8
Thinking -2/8
Overall 8/8

[muted shuttle]

wow that’s weird i wonder what happened

[hot creek]

Yeah idk

I thought i blew the shit out of a capacitor but it still works so idk

Waiting for the screen's batteries to finish charging trolley (they were all at 0v when i bought it and now are at 3v)

[chilly bear]

you did

never show it #D6C01B

[hot creek]

If i had plugged the 13v charger into the screen, it would have sent 13v directly into the batteries and exploded them

[muted shuttle]

Maybe for the best

[untold helm]

what for thinking

[hot creek]

Hey then how would i play rock a by baby while getting a 1ms preview of audio

[chilly bear]

-2 = 7

[muted shuttle]

6/8 ig

[hot creek]

6/7 ig

[chilly bear]

yea around that 6 or 7 area

[hot creek]

67

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492748264049475734/togif.gif

[hot creek]

Do furries use their tail to send 5g radiowaves into my brain in attempt to woke-ify me

[compact cobalt]

Ngl a dude got kicked out of the friend group partly for being a furry

[hot creek]

Rip nebby

[muted shuttle]

Sounds about right

[compact cobalt]

There are other reasons, yes, but him being a furry was definitely one of the first ones

[untold helm]

You became frozen and i had the emo twink help you

[muted shuttle]

oh nooo

[untold helm]

(such emo twink is alr married and soulmates with me)

[muted shuttle]

fuck

[untold helm]

wtf he brought u into our house

[muted shuttle]

Wtf

What am I doing

[coarse ginkgo]

imagine not modding it in 2h on your first switch mod ever

mid….

[muted shuttle]

have you modded a switch oled before

[coarse ginkgo]

i’m like 90% confident if one shot that too

[compact cobalt]

easy ngl

[coarse ginkgo]

id*

[compact cobalt]

just touch your tip on it a few times and its done

[coarse ginkgo]

my tip has been touched

what else

[vital knoll]

@muted shuttle can I be Maxine to your parents

[vital knoll]

have you bricked one :D

[muted shuttle]

yup

[compact cobalt]

lmao

imagine

[untold helm]

wtf

[ripe anchor]

Deserved

Lowk

[muted shuttle]

Me n who

[ripe anchor]

Where tf u get a photo of my apartment

[untold helm]

my emo twink...

[compact cobalt]

one day if I move to an apartment i'm gonna make a soundproof room with
slot machines stolen from a casino

[untold helm]

why is maxine in your apartment

[ripe anchor]

Good question

Gtfo maxine

[clear aurora]

Would it be worth even trying to jail break an old iPod 😭
Like the og iPod

[ripe anchor]

As an og ipod touch owner

No

[untold helm]

clickwheel or touch

[clear aurora]

Click wheel is the one that you like spin kinda right?

[untold helm]

yh

[ripe anchor]

on a clickwheel ipod,
sure, go for it, put rockbox on it

If you wanna devalue it that is

[clear aurora]

Gang it has no value

[cold lagoon]

Hi

[untold helm]

@clear aurora What gen and type

[clear aurora]

I’m not sure
It was my moms but she gave it to me

[muted shuttle]

Send a picture of the back

[untold helm]

take a pic if possible and ill try to identify

[clear aurora]

Pretty sure it’s a first gen cuz my mom said she got it when it first came out

[coarse ginkgo]

DMs

[muted shuttle]

?

[clear aurora]

I don’t really know where it is rn lol

[coarse ginkgo]

?

[untold helm]

which one does it look like

or does it look like one of these

[compact cobalt]

i have the nano 2g, it was thrown into water once but it still works

just need to swap out the battery

[untold helm]

@clear aurora

[languid jay]

Timmy though nuckles

[clear aurora]

It could either be the 4th one or the 6th

I js remember it had a color screen

[untold helm]

was the faceplate flat or roundish

[compact cobalt]

wait

[clear aurora]

Like wym faceplate

[ripe anchor]

Download and listen to my music on ur ipod

[compact cobalt]

did apple ever ship ipods with that one U2 album preinstalled

[ripe anchor]

yes

The u2pod

Nobody fucking likes u2 tho

[untold helm]

metal or glass-like front of it

[compact cobalt]

they have 2 good albums that's it

war, joshua tree

[ripe anchor]

They have zero

[clear aurora]

I think it’s metal

[clear aurora]

Tmrw I’ll try and get a pic of it

The second photo

[untold helm]

its a iPod Classic 6th Gen

[clear aurora]

😭 you are so much smarter than me gng

[ripe anchor]

all ipods are unique in some way

Also the autism helps in knowing

[untold helm]

For software mods you can get rockbox, which has themes, games, other cool shit

[ripe anchor]

-# if you wanna devalue it /s

[untold helm]

for hardware mods you can go with a sd card mod, battery mod, housing mod, airtag mod, usb c mod, bluetooth mod, and magsafe mod

USB C and internal bluetooth mods would require soldering

[ashen basin]

Should I get Tomodachi life physically or digital

[untold helm]

ofc @muted shuttle

[ashen basin]

Nahhh I’m thinking digital tbh

It’s the perfect game to just fuck around in for a few minutes randomly

So having to constantly put the cartridge in might be annoying

One of my fav things about having mario kart digitally tbh

Imma play the demo again tonight and then I can play tomorrow 🙂‍↕️

[untold helm]

@ashen basin I already unlocked silver trophy

[ashen basin]

Lmao wtf

[slim loom]

gm

[untold helm]

@ashen basin they do have the mii question thing

[ashen basin]

No

[untold helm]

like where a mii asks all the other ones a question on who is (blank)

in my case it was kind

@muted shuttle @muted shuttle @muted shuttle "They're geeking together over some fries"

[ruby copper]

Ok

[teal bramble]

@untold helm Hi

@ruby copper Hi

@ashen basin Hi

[ashen basin]

Hi

[worthy garden]

Hi

[teal bramble]

Hi

[teal bramble]

Hi

[worthy garden]

Hi

[teal bramble]

Hi

[ruby copper]

Hiii

[worthy garden]

@ashen basin

[teal bramble]

Gay ass

Hiiii

[hot creek]

What about me

[hot creek]

Lmao

[worthy garden]

Hiii

[hot creek]

Fr

[teal bramble]

@hot creek Hi

[hot creek]

Hellon twin

[hot creek]

Hello twin

[ruby copper]

Shut it

[hot creek]

Thanks Google swipe to type

[worthy garden]

Uhm

[teal bramble]

Can i get a dollar

[worthy garden]

Sure

[teal bramble]

Hey meanie

Why are you mean

Stop

🛑

[hot creek]

Am poor

[ruby copper]

Its classy car

[worthy garden]

Lie

[ruby copper]

He pmo

[hot creek]

Too many mcdonalds

[worthy garden]

Why

Why

[hot creek]

The hrt is making you moody

[ruby copper]

This

[worthy garden]

mineek is NOT on hrt

[teal bramble]

Thx

[hot creek]

This

[teal bramble]

All donated by u

[ruby copper]

Gay

[worthy garden]

thanks to the role players!!

[teal bramble]

Yep

[worthy garden]

Bro

[teal bramble]

Hey.

[ruby copper]

No I meant this as in it's why you pmo

[hot creek]

Notice how no denial

[ruby copper]

???

[worthy garden]

Why

Mineek you fucking gay.

[ruby copper]

Because classy car PMO

[hot creek]

Not true

[worthy garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1149793338199916564/1166022584131928165/togif.gif

[teal bramble]

i said Hey

[hot creek]

What does that mean

[teal bramble]

Cancel c03 irl

[ruby copper]

Cancel this ratio

[worthy garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1364965366203158559/1365243660416974879/togif-27.gif

[teal bramble]

What is dr donut doing

[worthy garden]

gooning

[ruby copper]

Who is that

[hot creek]

Mineek please stop dming me on e621

[teal bramble]

i hope god strikes you and he makes u cancel c04

(handicap)

[ruby copper]

What's e621

[worthy garden]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cat-cat-licking-licking-cat-bacon-gif-16119512773136380303

[hot creek]

Bro doesn't know

[worthy garden]

Bro doesn't know

[ruby copper]

What is it