general

[gilded rapids]

hold up lmao

[digital sable]

i have 50gb free on a 256gb phone

41gb of music

26gb of video

15gb of pictures

[rotund glade]

mines like 18gb

[chilly bear]

im in the middle of u two

31gb

[digital sable]

imagine using streaming services

🤢

[gilded rapids]

Fixed

[gilded rapids]

but i have unlimited data 🥀

[digital sable]

and if you don't have service?

[desert cairn]

downloaded music

[gilded rapids]

idk when i would be without service i live in a metro area with 5g ultraband

[rotund glade]

ye

[desert cairn]

everywhere i go i have service idk

[digital sable]

i legally download my music

[desert cairn]

yah its convenient because then i dont have to manage my downloads manually

[gilded rapids]

ig if i lived where @jagged turret lived id download music fr

[desert cairn]

instead of syncing with itunes or used jellyfin or some slop

[digital sable]

boba lives in the middle of nowhere, oklahoma

[desert cairn]

thats classy car

[digital sable]

classy car got me banned from eotj

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Wtm

[digital sable]

never forgiving him

[gilded rapids]

i left ATT for US mobile so i can switch between att, verizon, and tmobile at anytime tho

[digital sable]

all i did was repost his personal information and face

😭

i did nothing wrong

[desert cairn]

dont u get starlink for free now too

[gilded rapids]

oh wait i didnt know this

wtf hold up

[desert cairn]

maybe not free but discounted

idr

i saw it a few days ago

[gilded rapids]

thats not horrible ig

[short jolt]

my 160gb ipod had 30gb free a week ago

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[chilly bear]

@untold helm ur welcome buddy.

[untold helm]

???

[gilded rapids]

have u always been green wtf

@desert cairn i feel like starlink sucks in cities idk

[chilly bear]

ur welcome.

[desert cairn]

oh i thought they had a better promotion

[velvet zenith]

Almost like satellites dont have a clear view in a city

[desert cairn]

Lossless vs Bluetooth in a car usually does not matter much. @velvet zenith

[velvet zenith]

i use lossless in my car

Theres no difference between lossless and high btw

[desert cairn]

Gippity is saying its useless

fr

snake oil beyond 24 bit 48 khz

[short jolt]

i download 24/192 flacs then listen on airpods

[desert cairn]

based

[gilded rapids]

ugh ill just stay with COX for my internet I already pay only $45 a month for gigabit

[molten quartz]

if jailbreak the phone can me do anything for it?

[desert cairn]

yeah ur for sure better off w that

[chilly bear]

yep totally

[molten quartz]

when?

[chilly bear]

that's exactly what i was thinking.

[rotund glade]

i was thinkin the exact same thing

[chilly bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759029589338226688/1490653409140015306/converted.gif

[alpine spoke]

How much is an iPhone 12 Pro max in this condition worth

[gilded rapids]

i bought a 16 pro off ebay for $450 so

get like a 14 pro

[digital sable]

people still use the iphone 12?

that shit is fucking old

[untold helm]

👀

[muted shuttle]

this looks photoshopped af

[rotund glade]

Word

[untold helm]

yeah no they just have a really bright white table

[gilded rapids]

u can get a 14 pro on ebay for $300

[molten quartz]

ah ok

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[sinful bridge]

Are you trying to get it on a specific firmware?

[desert cairn]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

Start slopping

[desert cairn]

For wha t

Yoooo i should make a car app for the ipad

[velvet zenith]

Go ahead

[gilded rapids]

Here since that image has a cracked screen, this one is cracked too

[velvet zenith]

Idk what youd do though cause youd want spotify and maps showing

[desert cairn]

what if i recreate tesla ui in swiftui

[gilded rapids]

prob scam actually lol

[desert cairn]

spotify sdk

[velvet zenith]

And like u can already do that with the multitasking

What about maps

[alpine spoke]

alright I might upgrade

[desert cairn]

apple api

[digital sable]

1 thing of feedback

[desert cairn]

idk if that s a thing actually

[gilded rapids]

theyve had account since sept 22 tho

[untold helm]

You might have replied to the wrong message, were you trying to respond to OpaliteGalaxy?

[velvet zenith]

Yes

[sinful bridge]

Ahh yes

[gilded rapids]

@alpine spoke what do you currently use

[desert cairn]

i need a subwoofer good enough where i can feel the bass in my whole body

[chilly bear]

why are you an llm now

[alpine spoke]

The 12 Pro Max and a Pixel 9 Pro

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[desert cairn]

You might have replied to the wrong message, were you trying to respond to OpaliteGalaxy?

[rotund glade]

are you ai?

[chilly bear]

Welcome to NullBot!

[sinful bridge]

You trying to get another 12pm?

[untold helm]

playing it safe

[gilded rapids]

wait are you trying to sell that phone in the image u sent

[desert cairn]

Do you have a rear view camera

[chilly bear]

[alpine spoke]

no trying to get rid of the 12pm as it's old af and battery health is 76%

[chilly bear]

timbovill google doc.

[untold helm]

???????

[sinful bridge]

Replace the battery what iOS is it on

[gilded rapids]

oh

[alpine spoke]

iOS 26.4

[sinful bridge]

Rip

[rotund glade]

Who made u ?

[dense valve]

his mom

[chilly bear]

(empty, i don't have anything, just pretend)

[alpine spoke]

screen is also cracked

[chilly bear]

@worthy quail made me

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Im going to replace the steering wheel with the ipad

[rotund glade]

Why?

[sinful bridge]

The picture you sent look like it can be in iOS 17 or iOS 18 which is better than iOS 26

[worthy quail]

😭

[velvet zenith]

Yes

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[chilly bear]

idk

[worthy quail]

I did tell you that the naming for that was completely unrelated right

[alpine spoke]

it is definantly iOS 26

[chilly bear]

yep

[jagged turret]

what

[chilly bear]

wasn't it named before i existed

[worthy quail]

no

[sinful bridge]

Nope the icons are iOS 26

[desert cairn]

how much of a pain in the ass is that to wire

[sinful bridge]

Aren’t

[jagged turret]

I live in a more populated place than many people here.

[chilly bear]

(in mutual discord servers)

[worthy quail]

Bo

[gilded rapids]

cap

[worthy quail]

no

I knew you

[chilly bear]

oh so it is named after me

[velvet zenith]

youre getting a 2018 bro it already has it

[rotund glade]

@worthy quail Why?

[desert cairn]

What

AHahahaha im stupid

[worthy quail]

it was because I had multiple instances of the bot under different names and I consolidated it into one and gave it that name

[velvet zenith]

Fucking idiot

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn What are you getting

[velvet zenith]

Youre getting the highest trim too

[worthy quail]

so sure I named it after you

[desert cairn]

i might get a 2018 rav4

[velvet zenith]

WHy wouldnt it have it

[muted shuttle]

Oh based

I fw those lowkey

[desert cairn]

they got one at a dealership over here

[muted shuttle]

Enjoy.

[chilly bear]

nope you named it after me cuz u knew that one day it was gonna be used to talk to olm and i am basically olm.

[dense valve]

When u get it make sure it's always in sport mode

[muted shuttle]

How much

Drop da specs

[dense valve]

unless you're like 78

[jagged turret]

I have fiber internet and good cellular coverage from all the major carriers

[muted shuttle]

Intel cor ei7 ??

[gilded rapids]

.

cap

im just playing x

[desert cairn]

listed for $12.4k but the carfax has like 3 reported damages so they might do $11k

[muted shuttle]

Woww

Care play

[dense valve]

Hamilton

[jagged turret]

My arms still ache from driving the formula car 4 hours ago

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

They make upgrade kits for like

Lexus, toyota, honda

whatever

[jagged turret]

Just use the stock infotainment

[dense valve]

No

[muted shuttle]

If its shit its not fun

[desert cairn]

does the factory rear view camera work with an aftermarket head unit

[muted shuttle]

uhhh

depends

[dense valve]

One of my family members has a 2015 one it's shit

[muted shuttle]

is the rear view camera connected to the headunit

stock

[untold helm]

get a android one and text and drive (joke)

[desert cairn]

idk

i assume so

[velvet zenith]

if u get the correct shit from crutchfield it will work

[muted shuttle]

my grandma has a lexus and it's connected to the fucking mirror ??? for some reason ???

Great company

[desert cairn]

freak ahh camera

[muted shuttle]

on god

[velvet zenith]

the rear view in my brothers car is in the mirror

[muted shuttle]

sorry to hear

[velvet zenith]

its lowkey not a terrible spot

[dense valve]

why does your lexus have a fucking mirror

[muted shuttle]

the rear view mirror

[dense valve]

No no

[muted shuttle]

is that better

[velvet zenith]

The mirror is fine for the rear view camera

[muted shuttle]

IS THAT BETTER BRADLEIGH

[alpine spoke]

is the Civic a good car

[untold helm]

why do cars have mirrors guys

[dense valve]

I did not mean that in a sexual way

Misspoke

[muted shuttle]

not for grandmas

[dense valve]

Oml

[velvet zenith]

Skill issue

[muted shuttle]

if i was driving it i'd probably be fine

But well shes driving it

Its not mine

I want it though lowkey

[dense valve]

Yes

[desert cairn]

$363 for the installation package

[chilly bear]

mirror to view that rear

[muted shuttle]

What headunit are you getting

[velvet zenith]

ur looking at what they recommend

You can get the 90 dollar one

And do a bit of thinking

[desert cairn]

i dont even know if im getting the car twin im just lookin

[gilded rapids]

yeah I thought about getting a 2026 accord or Camry but I might honestly go rav4 or crv

[muted shuttle]

Ok what are you lookin at then

Is that better

[desert cairn]

Sony XAV-9000ES

[gilded rapids]

Gonna treat myself after finishing my masters degree

[muted shuttle]

aw hell naw

[desert cairn]

they act like anyone uses siriusxm

[muted shuttle]

expensive ass headunit

for what

[digital sable]

it's slow as balls

[velvet zenith]

Why

[digital sable]

get a type r

[desert cairn]

oh what the hel;l

[muted shuttle]

fr

why

[desert cairn]

i thought it was the 300$ one

lmfao

[muted shuttle]

$1000 headunit

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Hi

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[gilded rapids]

i mean like thats not a bad car (2026 crv)

[velvet zenith]

xav 3200 is the one i have

its fine

[teal bramble]

I hope ur hdmi port melts

[muted shuttle]

i have the xav-ax6000

[teal bramble]

🖕

[digital sable]

new crv is such a poser car

[velvet zenith]

Shows map

Shows spotify

[desert cairn]

thats the one i thought i clicked on

[velvet zenith]

Little laggy but who cares

[digital sable]

nothing will be as utilitarian as the 1st gen crv

[muted shuttle]

if you want a non shitty plastic screen then go sony xav-ax6000

Fuck plastic screens

[digital sable]

1st gen crv on top

[velvet zenith]

Its just a head unit

[alpine spoke]

what's a good cheap car in the $5000 range

[gilded rapids]

idk it doesnt look bad lol

[digital sable]

1st gen crv is THE crv

[muted shuttle]

What did i do wtf

I said hi

Why everyone so mean to me

[gilded rapids]

i dont really like the grill for the 2026 rav4

[teal bramble]

I’m kidding i’m sorry

Ur the best

[digital sable]

ew looks like an ev

[muted shuttle]

I don't accept your apology. But I will if you give me 67 billion tokens for foid ai

[teal bramble]

Yep account deleted

[desert cairn]

the resolution looks high on this one

[muted shuttle]

Do not buy boss

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith hands free

[muted shuttle]

Shit quality

[velvet zenith]

Dont buy boss

[teal bramble]

Bosch

[muted shuttle]

Buy something from like

[velvet zenith]

Kenwood jvc sony

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

[desert cairn]

ok

[muted shuttle]

And the one that starts with p

Fuck

I forgot what it was

Pioneer

[gilded rapids]

@digital sable i dont like the interior as much either its really boxy...

[desert cairn]

pioneer

[muted shuttle]

YTeah

Yeah

Them

[desert cairn]

they got the jensen huang head unit

[gilded rapids]

oh wait old image

[alpine spoke]

What is the best $5000 car

[desert cairn]

the boss ones look like shit

[gilded rapids]

still boxy

[muted shuttle]

2005 Honda Civic

[muted shuttle]

Thats because they are shit

👍

[alpine spoke]

isn't that bad in automatic

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle 1K0 907 530K

[gilded rapids]

ill sell u my 2023 civic sport lmao

[dense valve]

@desert cairn Was the monster truck that drives by you license plate 79005-NE

[muted shuttle]

If youre going to main this car for a while just buy something good

If you even get it

[desert cairn]

im a head unit developer from israel and this is my wallpaper

[digital sable]

this clears

[gilded rapids]

um

no

[desert cairn]

What

[digital sable]

1st gen crv my beloved

only suv i'd ever consider owning

[dense valve]

The van from monster

[digital sable]

the seats fold down into beds

[muted shuttle]

The default background on da sony is black

[desert cairn]

oh i have no idea

[dense valve]

that one

[desert cairn]

it doesnt drive by me its just at the same house all the time

[teal bramble]

the seats foid down

[gilded rapids]

what do yall think about this lol

[muted shuttle]

i fw it

[teal bramble]

w t f

[dense valve]

u should next time u see it

[desert cairn]

yeah sure i fw it

[gilded rapids]

.

[desert cairn]

monday probably

[dense valve]

that would be crazy if it was the same van

[desert cairn]

i doubt it

[muted shuttle]

ratio

[desert cairn]

arent u in the city

[gilded rapids]

its the sentra 20265 interior

[teal bramble]

@dense valve @desert cairn @gilded rapids @muted shuttle Good Night

[muted shuttle]

Gn

[desert cairn]

gn

[digital sable]

i fucking hate the interior of my car

[gilded rapids]

id never guy a nissan but lol

[gilded rapids]

gn

[dense valve]

Maybe idk i don't reveal my location

[untold helm]

ipod!!!!

[muted shuttle]

the interior of my van is shit but well

[dense valve]

Gn

[muted shuttle]

i got it for free

My van gets me places.

[digital sable]

mine is all black

[muted shuttle]

A to B.

[desert cairn]

or i could use the factory head unit and get a magnetic ipad mount

👍

[gilded rapids]

like why does this look so bad for a 2025 Mercedes AMG S63

[desert cairn]

dont fr me

12.9" screen bro

[digital sable]

looks cramped

[muted shuttle]

Useless

[untold helm]

looks ai

[digital sable]

how does a human fit in that

[gloomy oak]

Is that a crv

[dense valve]

they don't

[muted shuttle]

chekc out the interior of my van

[digital sable]

yeah

[muted shuttle]

not my picture

but close enough

[velvet zenith]

Ts look like ahh

[gloomy oak]

yeah it looks very honda inside

[digital sable]

bro my grandma used to have this 2006 corolla and the seat wouldn't go far enough back for me to fit

[desert cairn]

its the colors

[muted shuttle]

let me find a picture that's actually closer to my interior

[desert cairn]

and the screens

[digital sable]

i couldn't fit in the drivers seat

[gilded rapids]

but for real i think my next car will either be a rav4 or crv. I like sedans but I would like a larger car

[digital sable]

and i'm only 5'9

[gilded rapids]

compact suv isnt bad

[digital sable]

it literally would not go far enough back

[digital sable]

get a corvette

[muted shuttle]

close enough

wait wtf

[gilded rapids]

@digital sable should i go hybrid

[muted shuttle]

is this a limited

the dash looks weird.

[fervent dove]

joe deleted a message

my thicc thighs would not fit

Message ID: 1492710126761545848 · Apr 12, 2026, 2:17 AM

[digital sable]

fuck no

[muted shuttle]

mine do

[digital sable]

hacked

[dense valve]

???

[gilded rapids]

whats wrong with hybrid cars

[muted shuttle]

nothing

[dense valve]

nothing

[digital sable]

that's just gas with extra steps

just buy a full gas car

[gloomy oak]

C6 my favorite one

[muted shuttle]

Hi bro hybrid better gas mileage

[dense valve]

no you sit in the car when you swap between there's no extra steps

[digital sable]

c5 looks cooler

[muted shuttle]

Way better in 2026 with gas prices being $10000 a gallon

[velvet zenith]

Ts look like ahh

[muted shuttle]

Its a van from 2005

[digital sable]

do people genuinely care about gas mileage?

[gloomy oak]

i like that too

[muted shuttle]

What do you expect

[digital sable]

i get 13 city and 16 highway

[muted shuttle]

Yes?

[gilded rapids]

Theres nothing wrong with my 23 civic sport but I just want to treat myself for finishing school lol

never thought id get a masters

[muted shuttle]

My gas mileage is shit but that's because i have multiple evap and fuel issues and i drive a minivan

[digital sable]

i literally do not care about gas mileage since i'm gonna buy more anyways

[muted shuttle]

Wyd when youre running out of money

[digital sable]

idk if my low gas mileage is due to my driving or what

[dense valve]

Ok rich

[gilded rapids]

buy a kia lol

[digital sable]

go to the bank

[gilded rapids]

[velvet zenith]

as long as i dont have to fill up every 3 days i dont care

[muted shuttle]

And do what

[digital sable]

i work a min wage job 🔥🔥

[muted shuttle]

Take out 2 cents ?

[rotund glade]

U got 2 cent In ur bank account?

[digital sable]

"hey can you put 1 cent on pump 5?"

[desert cairn]

You just have to hear me out

[gilded rapids]

@digital sable here you go bro a kia

[muted shuttle]

nop i have like $60 in my account

[muted shuttle]

This looks like ass

[digital sable]

bro posted a pic of a bomb

[velvet zenith]

I see the vision

[muted shuttle]

hear me out

[desert cairn]

yewah cuz its a screenshot

[gloomy oak]

would you drive this if you like corvettes it has an LSA

[gilded rapids]

I tried doing this to my ipad as a carplay replacement but i just couldnt in the end

[muted shuttle]

Acting like it would be any better on a real ipad screen

[rotund glade]

bruh imagine if u had like a like certain amount of money

[digital sable]

fuck yes bro gimme a ute

[gilded rapids]

idk i think the new kia cars look fine idk if id buy one

[dense valve]

I'm deadass like right near you

[digital sable]

i want a ranchero or el camino so badly

[desert cairn]

what prevented you from using it im curious

[muted shuttle]

i love the k4 hatchback

[digital sable]

kias are so dogshit

[gloomy oak]

any korean car sucks

[digital sable]

the law

[desert cairn]

im zoomed way the fuck out thats like a 250 mile region

[digital sable]

ong

[dense valve]

Close enough

[digital sable]

korean and chinese cars suck ass

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn I know exactly where you live

24

[untold helm]

On my way!

[desert cairn]

nah bro now u gotta tell me

general area

[rotund glade]

😰

[gilded rapids]

i did it during winter time and the mix temps ended up cracking my ipad screen. I was also too lazy to figure out how to get my backup cam signal from my car to ipad

[muted shuttle]

im on my way

[gloomy oak]

Aussie japanese and american are the only cars i’d willingly buy honestly

[muted shuttle]

oh i almost forgot i gotta take my e

[polar python]

Claude make me an app that loads my backup camera

[desert cairn]

based

[gilded rapids]

im gonna buy a tesla 🥀

[digital sable]

and swedish

[dense valve]

Dm

[digital sable]

VOLVO RED BLOCK

[muted shuttle]

Ewwwww

[untold helm]

linkedin speech

[gilded rapids]

@digital sable thoughts on Mazda cars

[muted shuttle]

mazda is fire

[digital sable]

they use a wheel to navigate menus

[muted shuttle]

mazda3 hatchback ❤️

[digital sable]

pass on the newer ones

[untold helm]

also no carplay

[digital sable]

they don't have touchscreens

[gilded rapids]

hmm

[gloomy oak]

Mazdaspeeds are sick

[digital sable]

not a problem honestly

[muted shuttle]

wdym no carplay

[gilded rapids]

i need carplay

its just a need

[digital sable]

i don't use carplay

i use android auto

[desert cairn]

same shit different asshole

[digital sable]

it fucking sucks cause my car has no touchscreen

[muted shuttle]

what car headunit has android auto but no carplay (or vice versa)

[digital sable]

i can't even do calls

[coral fog]

rule 2 :/

[untold helm]

maxine car

[digital sable]

mystery dong xian headunit

[muted shuttle]

my car has both

[gilded rapids]

bro i cant with android auto

its so laggy

[digital sable]

bad head

[gloomy oak]

i like no touchscreens except for when i want to use maps

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Ladies ladies one at a time

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith Ladies ladies one at a time

[digital sable]

my car uses a touch screen to turn on the heated seats

[gloomy oak]

Ooft i hate cars like that

Physical buttons are way better

[digital sable]

my car's touchscreen is only for heated seats and changing tracks on the cd

[gilded rapids]

wait what is this google cloaked

[digital sable]

literally

my next car is gonna be a c5 corvette

2002-2004

[gloomy oak]

They’re probably cheap over there

They’re crazy expensive in australia

[digital sable]

about $18k

usd

[gilded rapids]

@gloomy oak would u buy a byd car lol

[digital sable]

gonna explode

[gloomy oak]

over my dead body

[desert cairn]

Yang chefanu

Or whatever

Wang

[hot creek]

wow what a good sale

[desert cairn]

Basically a voip service

[gilded rapids]

hmm

[desert cairn]

Some number I used to activate a Google account

[untold helm]

wtf only 1 cent off

ripoff

[digital sable]

classy car do you still hate me

[hot creek]

and the worst part is the discount is fake

it's still 1 cent

plus $3 shipping

[muted shuttle]

It says coming soon dumbass

[hot creek]

your MOM is coming soon

[dense valve]

are u talking to the ai ?

[digital sable]

i'm coming

[desert cairn]

AliExpress' new thing is that stuff says $1 but then you add it to your cart and it's $4

[gloomy oak]

Chinese cars might be worse than the chevy cruze

[dense valve]

It's always like that wym

[digital sable]

rather drive a fiat multipla than any ev

[hot creek]

嘿，怎麼了

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Is that your alt

[gilded rapids]

anyone wanna vc im bored lol

[desert cairn]

Jack furry husky is shadows alt

[dense valve]

Keto translate

[hot creek]

Nebula furry husky

[muted shuttle]

i have absorbed my e pill

It's gone.

[hot creek]

you do NOT like ladies

[gloomy oak]

I’d rather drive a busted up missing panels mitsubishi magna with smoke that continously farts out the exhaust than buy an ev

[dense valve]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-miles-morales-i-love-chai-tea-chai-tea-tea-gif-4537088392959266195

[hot creek]

where did it go

[muted shuttle]

i absorbed it

[desert cairn]

True I hate them

[dense valve]

aren't the injections better then the pill

[muted shuttle]

yeah

but i'm a pussy bitch

[desert cairn]

She's a bitch

[hot creek]

pussy

[dense valve]

ok

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith tap into peptides twin

[digital sable]

foids

[hot creek]

rule 2 buddy

mentions of pussy

[muted shuttle]

We all came out of one.

For the most part.

[hot creek]

What about C sections huh

[muted shuttle]

mpreg

[dense valve]

I thought i just spawned here

[muted shuttle]

classy car was dropped as a baby

[hot creek]

Childbirth is a myth

[hot creek]

I was though

[muted shuttle]

i know why do you think i said that

[gilded rapids]

damn

[gloomy oak]

I was told as a kid i was born from tons of hugging and i just got spawned randomly so idk who to believe man

Jk

[gilded rapids]

i need to get these assignments done

And finish laundry

.

[polar python]

@velvet zenith tap into peptides twin

[gloomy oak]

is that another name for steroids

[dense valve]

@velvet zenith tap into twin

[dense valve]

they're similar but not the same thing i think

idk

[hot creek]

medow

meow

[dense valve]

meow

[untold helm]

if i respond i will get demoted by aaron

[real cobalt]

No

[real cobalt]

No

[dense valve]

Ok if christian says so

[light quail]

👋

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith 67mg Reta you won't eat until next month

[light quail]

how are you

[untold helm]

fine

[light quail]

thats good

[worthy quail]

Yea

you’re right

[real cobalt]

No

[feral lance]

can someone help me decrypt an app? My dms are open!!

[untold helm]

if you need assistance yourself dumping/decrypting an app ask in #jailbreak, it needs to be installed for you to properly decrypt it

[feral lance]

ill ask there thank you

[hot creek]

@untold helm you got genius role?

[untold helm]

no, your screen is defective and is incorrectly showing my name as green

Hope this helps!

[jagged turret]

@untold helm Congratulation

[untold helm]

only one?

[fossil citrus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1175966341153423370/1492723933735288985/ScreenRecording_04-11-2026_23-10-11_1.mov?ex=69dc5eff&is=69db0d7f&hm=9b97cd2bcaffe33e7497042797e49369f89038d9b2c3503a074d29df51a6bf2e&

rate the intro

[jagged turret]

Yeah

[fossil citrus]

also @untold helm congrats on genius

you can finally explain lyrics

[untold helm]

thx

[untold helm]

?

[fossil citrus]

like genius lyrics

please tell me you’ve heard of it

[jaunty garnet]

@untold helm when tf did you get genius

[untold helm]

always had it wdym

[autumn lodge]

How do you purposely make a iOS pop up appear

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[autumn lodge]

No I’m not

[jaunty garnet]

shortcuts app

[autumn lodge]

Asking that

[jaunty garnet]

use shortcuts app

[autumn lodge]

Cuz I wanna test this tweak

[jaunty garnet]

idk if it’s what you mean though

[autumn lodge]

Like

An alert

Like the pop up box

That appears In apps

I can’t get the undo typing one to appear

[wild osprey]

There's like 5000 ways to test that

Get more creative

[tidal jewel]

Hello is there anyone who can help me jailbreak my iPad Air gen 1

[wild osprey]

Disable Dictation then try to re-enable it

[wild osprey]

Follow the guide (https://ios.cfw.guide)

[tidal jewel]

It’s cause I don’t a have computer and I thought you can jailbreak with it

[polar python]

shake ur phone

[autumn lodge]

I did that

My phone is so laggy cuz of all the liquid glass tweaks

They’re using the gpu like crazy

[rotund glade]

Delete them

[autumn lodge]

It’s not the tweaks nvm

[rotund glade]

Delete them

[autumn lodge]

It’s cuz my iPhone X gets hot while I charge and use it

I like my tweaks ong

They not even dipping that much performance

[autumn lodge]

Is it blocked on

[thick tapir]

dawg im goated at the casino

45 to 145 😮‍💨

ive won the past 4 times. beating the odds.

[gilded rapids]

phew 11:58 got my shit done lmao

[autumn lodge]

It’s blocked on securly

But unblocked on everything else

[compact cobalt]

WoL is cool but weird

For some reason on my laptop I can do WoL when it's completely off, but it doesn't work when my laptop's in sleep mode

[ashen basin]

Gm idiots

I pulled a clown move

I went on a walk and then left my AirPods at a park far asf away so I had to walk all the way back

walked like 2 miles before that already

[muted shuttle]

dumbass

@ruby copper @polar python @desert cairn @velvet zenith @limber temple Holy shit

This is not staged.

[polar python]

5 pings… mods execute her NOW

Should’ve pinged 6 or maybe 7 people

[untold helm]

you only needed 1 more ping

[muted shuttle]

One more ping for what

[untold helm]

:3

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/tomodachiplaza/status/2043171158145528093?s=46 4 DAYS MOTHERFUCKERS

Tomodachi Plaza (@TomodachiPlaza)

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream releases in 4 days! 🎉

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 12, 2026, 3:35 AM

[compact cobalt]

bro i fucking hate this thing

why does it keep failing to mount as an NVMe drive

[muted shuttle]

Im pissed about this cause I fucked up modding my switch oled

[ashen basin]

NOOOOOO

[muted shuttle]

And I won’t be able to play the tomodachi life

I lowkey might just buy a switch v2 …

[ashen basin]

what did u do

[muted shuttle]

Or lite….

[muted shuttle]

uhh shorted something

tried to fix it

[ashen basin]

Smh

[muted shuttle]

fucked it up even more

[untold helm]

I KNEW IT

[compact cobalt]

that reminds me

[untold helm]

?

[compact cobalt]

my DSi's shoulder buttons are fucked

[untold helm]

I CALLED IT

[muted shuttle]

No you didn’t

[ashen basin]

Why are you a nerd now

[compact cobalt]

left works every like 5 presses, right is completely gone

[untold helm]

great maxine switch of 26

[ashen basin]

Mf became elphaba

[muted shuttle]

Hey I swapped a ps5 hdmi port earlier

[thorn crescent]

Breaking news!!!!!!!!!

[muted shuttle]

I’m good at some things

[compact cobalt]

should I try reflowing the button contacts or is the flex itself cooked

[muted shuttle]

Im a smart girl

!!!

[untold helm]

half of the day involved me refreshing 4chan pages on tomadachi life

[ashen basin]

Ok put that genius role of yours to use and find us the xci 🙂‍↕️

[untold helm]

mods piracy

[ashen basin]

Lmfaoooo I wouldn’t even pirate tbh I need it on my switch 2 unfortunately

big ass screen is so good for drawing

[hot creek]

Greatest repair woman that's ever lived

[muted shuttle]

fr ..

[hot creek]

How do u manage to kill a switch oled 😭

Check the fuses

[untold helm]

#general message

[muted shuttle]

it’s dead just trust me

[ashen basin]

LMAO

[hot creek]

And check the m98t36 or whatever its called

[muted shuttle]

Hey buddy

It’s dead

[rotund glade]

No its alice

[hot creek]

Did u crash out and break it more

[rotund glade]

Alive

[untold helm]

i knew it

[ashen basin]

Thank god all I had to do was find a paper clip

[muted shuttle]

Do I need to pull out the 3 pieces of the motherboard to prove it to you

[untold helm]

all along

all solders lead to brick

[hot creek]

Lowkey when i get bored i stab the pcb of the stuff i was working on

[hot creek]

I knew it

[rotund glade]

Word

[hot creek]

Did u snap it in half

I wanna see

[muted shuttle]

I wouldn’t say half

[ashen basin]

In 3rds

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

That

[rotund glade]

Are u serious

How

[muted shuttle]

My patience was running. Very. Very thin

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle WHY DIDNT YOU JUST GET A UNPATCHED V1 AND GET A OLED MOD???

[ashen basin]

Broke like those squid game cookies

[muted shuttle]

And when it just didnt Turn On and got really fucking hot

And I broke it more trying to fix it

[rotund glade]

Honestly we just blaming u

[ashen basin]

true

[untold helm]

???

[ashen basin]

He’s the genius

[muted shuttle]

There are OLED mods for the regular switch?

[ashen basin]

Should have prevented it

[untold helm]

i think so

[rotund glade]

Word

[compact cobalt]

no

[muted shuttle]

I knew they exist for the lite

Ah

[compact cobalt]

no there aren't

even Lite doesn't have an original Switch

[rotund glade]

Maxine make one

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale We gotta demote timbovill he’s spreading misinformation

[compact cobalt]

don't forget, Nintendo patched the Switch in mid 2018, something like that

[untold helm]

Super7 Lite Oled

[ashen basin]

wait it was fr this fast???

[compact cobalt]

yes (i believe)

[muted shuttle]

Hey buddy that’s for the lite not the regular switch

[ashen basin]

Idk I have a day 1 switch

[untold helm]

Super7 Oled

[compact cobalt]

mine is from Christmas 2017

[untold helm]

non lite

[compact cobalt]

and modded

[ashen basin]

It still works great but the rails are fucked up so you can’t play handheld 😭

[compact cobalt]

but I think I'm gonna sell it and maybe get a new 3DS XL in its place

[muted shuttle]

Wtf when did this release

[ashen basin]

But ngl I wouldn’t even want to play it handheld anymore bc switch 2 makes it look tiny

[muted shuttle]

Ok Aaron no need to demote him now

[compact cobalt]

the Switch 2 is too big

fuck

anyways

[ashen basin]

nahhh

[hot creek]

67

[ashen basin]

I really love the size tbh

[untold helm]

i knew this would happen

[polar python]

demote maxine for calling for genius demotions with baseless claims

[compact cobalt]

I'm never picking up a Switch 2. Nice console, but it's way, way overpriced

[hot creek]

Hey maxine should i buy the cheapest solder on aliexpress

[compact cobalt]

the games are also really badly priced

[hot creek]

$1.39

[ashen basin]

But also I had a steam deck and figured it would be like that, but it’s thin asf and not as heavy so it’s nice

[hot creek]

for 20g

[muted shuttle]

yes and breathe it in

[polar python]

yes and breathe it in

[compact cobalt]

i love leaded solder

[ashen basin]

This is true but I’ve been getting good ass deals

[compact cobalt]

i just don't play Nintendo stuff that much

[ashen basin]

was a deal the other day for 2 $30 switch games (switch 1 and 2)

[hot creek]

⚠ WARNING: This product can expose you to chemicals including lead, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information go to maxine.cat

[compact cobalt]

the only games I really want to play are either really easy to emulate, or available for the 2DS/3DS

I got a 2DS recently

[ashen basin]

I know a lot of people got Pokopia through this bc it’s normally $80

[muted shuttle]

Hey that’s not my domain

[hot creek]

liar

[muted shuttle]

It’s not mine idk what to tell you

[hot creek]

fake

[muted shuttle]

Do you want the email I got saying it’s expired

[hot creek]

yes forward it to me

[ashen basin]

Also got cyberpunk ultimate edition for less than $20 bc of a price error 😭

[muted shuttle]

What’s your personal email

[hot creek]

Stealing

[hot creek]

Hey wait no you will doxx me

[muted shuttle]

Redacted redacted at gmail com

[polar python]

[e-mail]

[muted shuttle]

incorrect

[hot creek]

Redacted @boba.best

[compact cobalt]

I really want to pick up a new 3DS XL eventually, but they're so expensive on Facebook

people are deadass selling them for almost 400 bucks

[muted shuttle]

Hotmail 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The strat for getting one cheap

Is to buy a gun

[hot creek]

huh

[untold helm]

lowk want to pin but i know i will get demoted for it

[ashen basin]

Biggest W

[hot creek]

the woke left promotes gun violence

[muted shuttle]

This is a joke and should not be taken seriously.

[muted shuttle]

There’s a reason why I downvoted your genius poll.

[ashen basin]

Clock the tea

[untold helm]

mods r/jailbreakinternal

[cinder pebble]

His greed is sickening me

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle Thanks for the leaked apple internal documents mega upload link

[muted shuttle]

The what

[ashen basin]

The leaked apple internal documents mega upload link

[hot creek]

The leaked apple internal documents

Uploaded to the file hoster Mega

Hey why did you take it down

I was still downloading from that

Hey that's a slur you cant say that

[ashen basin]

Maxine wtf

[hot creek]

Maxine stop dming us slurs

[untold helm]

Maxine???

[ashen basin]

YES

[cinder pebble]

Wow can't believe Maxine said that

[muted shuttle]

Nintendo Switch console Bundle with 6-7 Games JoyCons Included

[ashen basin]

Now she’s pretending like nothing happened

[empty vale]

https://tenor.com/view/vancethxt-what-would-you-do-green-hair-your-bi-and-im-pan-gif-27556313

[untold helm]

you're not gonna break a 2nd one are you?

[hot creek]

Maxine — 11:32 PM
SELFBOT : Online
Maxine — 11:32 PM
redacted

[muted shuttle]

im just a girl…

[hot creek]

with a passion for killing expensive electronics

Do you have burns all over your hands from the iron

[muted shuttle]

No cause I’m not stupid

Unlike you

Same with my hot air gun I have no burns on my hands from it

[untold helm]

did not confirm nor deny

[hot creek]

Hey just because i forget where the iron is and what is still hot doesnt mean im stupid

[untold helm]

hands

[muted shuttle]

I held it using my thighs at some point lowkey

[ashen basin]

😭😭😭😭

[hot creek]

[muted shuttle]

The hot air gun

[hot creek]

thought you meant the iron

why the hell u holding the hot air gun with your thighs

[muted shuttle]

Hey i gotta use them for something they’re there for a reason

[ashen basin]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

So I could hold my tweezers with the hdmi port and shit

With my hands

[hot creek]

You gotta have like 8 3rd degree burns on your legs by now

[muted shuttle]

No dog the hot air goes up not on my thighs

[hot creek]

Dude if i did that i would have the house on fire

[muted shuttle]

User issue

[hot creek]

it could

[coral fog]

then what does go on your thighs

[untold helm]

almost 500 replies

that means another thread

[ashen basin]

id accidentally move and it would fall over lol

[muted shuttle]

Nothing ig

[hot creek]

Nebula's hand

[muted shuttle]

?

[hot creek]

sorry

[untold helm]

?

[untold helm]

?

[hot creek]

I usually hold the iron with my dih

[coral fog]

what

[rare venture]

@hot creek didn’t you get banned for this exact shit before 😭😭

[hot creek]

I need some of those metal helping hand clamp things

[hot creek]

Hey im not being racist this time

[ashen basin]

Yeah all 1 inch

[hot creek]

HEY

it's 0.8

[rare venture]

aren’t you a minor

[hot creek]

No im 18

am i just forever 16 in y'alls heads 😭

[rare venture]

dw I have a 575wp scar that I got when I was 16 too

Times change people

[hot creek]

wtf is that

[untold helm]

tom oh dach i life

[muted shuttle]

575 warn points??

[hot creek]

shepgoba

[errant dawn]

UNRELATED but im installing geode through enterprise what do i need to know

[rare venture]

yeah run the command lol

[hot creek]

UNRELATED but im installing geode through enterprise what do i need to know

[untold helm]

UNRELATED but im installing geode through enterprise what do i need to know

[rotund glade]

Uhhh i dont know

[muted shuttle]

Cases or warnpoints

[rare venture]

uh either ig

[ashen basin]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

Im curious about cases

[rare venture]

UNRELATED but im installing geode through enterprise what do i need to know

[hot creek]

it is not microsoft's fault that your drive is dying

[fervent dove]

kampung

Cases - 575 warn points

⚠️ Case #13466

Points: 50
Reason: offtopic
Moderator: Rick.#7777
Warned on: <t:1620073324:F> (<t:1620073324:R>)

🔇 Case #13465

Duration: 12 hours
Reason: off topic
Moderator: jules#0002
Time: <t:1620073320:F> (<t:1620073320:R>)

⚠️ Case #12719

Points: 50
Reason: piracy
Moderator: Rick.#7777
Warned on: <t:1616580088:F> (<t:1616580088:R>)

⚠️ Case #12699

Points: 50
Reason: piracy
Moderator: jules#0002
Warned on: <t:1616482721:F> (<t:1616482721:R>)

🔇 Case #12451

Duration: 5 hours
Reason: off topic
Moderator: Rick.#7777
Time: <t:1615371847:F> (<t:1615371847:R>)

⚠️ Case #12206

Points: 50
Reason: filter bypass
Moderator: Rick.#7777
Warned on: <t:1614506539:F> (<t:1614506539:R>)

⚠️ Case #11869

Points: 100
Reason: n word filter bypass
Moderator: Emma#1024
Warned on: <t:1612872883:F> (<t:1612872883:R>)

Page 3 of 3 - newest cases first (27 total cases)

[hot creek]

dude got the KTC monitor 😭

Reason: creepy message "as a joke"'

me literally every day

[rare venture]

3 pages long

[muted shuttle]

25 points

What

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/new-member-roleless-speech-bubble-im-new-here-say-hi-newbie-gif-27203059

[errant dawn]

yeah that needs fucking execution/j

[hot creek]

this mf sounds like maxine not even joking

not that i know what maxine sounds like

[muted shuttle]

What

[hot creek]

i could not compromise the audio in maxine's home cameras

[rare venture]

Maxine prolly larps as Maxine unironically

[hot creek]

fr

[muted shuttle]

What

[untold helm]

true

[muted shuttle]

Wtf is that supposed to mean 😭😭

[rare venture]

[versed sun]

It is way more easier to not speed with real life driving compared to beamng

[ashen basin]

Ur cooking

[versed sun]

Going only 15-30mph felt fast

[errant dawn]

cv cv vvvvvbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbgggggggggg

[rotund glade]

Word

[errant dawn]

s0orry my keyboard fell on my keyboard

[hot creek]

YourpersonalrobloxexploiterRole icon, iOS 18 Updates — 11:43 PM

[untold helm]

ok Yourpersonalrobloxexploiter

[errant dawn]

fiuck

[versed sun]

Also only have 2 hours or less with real life driving

[untold helm]

fiuck

[rare venture]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-award-winning-walking-gif-24664103

[errant dawn]

SHWYTQ

HOLY SHIT

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle spam

[rare venture]

SHWYTQ

[hot creek]

Hello everybody my name is maxine and welcome to rjb discord

[rotund glade]

Thank you for your quality input your personal Roblox exploiter

[untold helm]

you're personal Roblox exploiter*

[errant dawn]

ur wecome

[rare venture]

nah you just can’t larp as Maxine quite like Maxine does it :/

[untold helm]

🧌

[errant dawn]

wrcome

[hot creek]

Fr

[errant dawn]

WQCOME

WELCOME

[rare venture]

Go back to larping as racist classy car

[hot creek]

Hey i was never racist within the past 30 minutes

[rare venture]

@errant dawn how old are you

[velvet imp]

oh my god bruh

[hot creek]

67

[rare venture]

This dude can vote now btw

[errant dawn]

i hope your pillows are warm

[hot creek]

Ilike warm pillows

[rare venture]

I actually don’t mind the warm pillow

[errant dawn]

i hope your charger works at a specific angel

[untold helm]

catstare

[errant dawn]

angle holy sbut

GY7EWDJDX

[hot creek]

Such a follower

[velvet imp]

genius now wow

[untold helm]

Invalid havoc code :/

[rotund glade]

@errant dawn How old are you if i may inquire

[rare venture]

Someone ping moderators

https://tenor.com/view/druski-coulda-been-records-get-him-out-get-out-get-him-the-fuck-outta-here-gif-2070345357584117247

[hot creek]

how do i make it a jif

i want that

/jif

help

[rotund glade]

U need to convert it

[rare venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492747731104694312/image.png?ex=69dc7529&is=69db23a9&hm=7661f389f674508c42a9de5493bb4f514d7d50e754c055fba4da7dc131df6e14&

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1492747815850344468/togif.gif

oh my god it's perfect

HEY whered my embed go

[tidal jewel]

What re some good music packages on Sileo

[rare venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492747731104694312/image.png?ex=69dc7529&is=69db23a9&hm=7661f389f674508c42a9de5493bb4f514d7d50e754c055fba4da7dc131df6e14&

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1492747815850344468/togif.gif

Bro what

Why can't i embed

[rare venture]

L

[hot creek]

😭

[untold helm]

Glassy Car [FART], Role icon, Member One
—
9:46 PM
togif.gif
oh my god it's perfect
HEY whered my embed go

[rare venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492747731104694312/image.png?ex=69dc7529&is=69db23a9&hm=7661f389f674508c42a9de5493bb4f514d7d50e754c055fba4da7dc131df6e14&

[hot creek]

What is this curse that has been put on me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1492747815850344468/togif.gif

[rare venture]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-penis-mr-penis-cat-gif-6866592718592461157

[hot creek]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-penis-mr-penis-cat-gif-6866592718592461157

[errant dawn]

thats mr dih

[hot creek]

How come that one embeds

[velvet imp]

thanks

[rare venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492747731104694312/image.png?ex=69dc7529&is=69db23a9&hm=7661f389f674508c42a9de5493bb4f514d7d50e754c055fba4da7dc131df6e14&

[hot creek]

even esmbot is joining in on the chain

[rare venture]

@muted shuttle can we make Mr. Penis an emote here please

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1492748128917389322/togif.gif

@muted shuttle can we make Penis an emote here please

[rare venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492747731104694312/image.png?ex=69dc7529&is=69db23a9&hm=7661f389f674508c42a9de5493bb4f514d7d50e754c055fba4da7dc131df6e14&

[rare venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492747731104694312/image.png?ex=69dc7529&is=69db23a9&hm=7661f389f674508c42a9de5493bb4f514d7d50e754c055fba4da7dc131df6e14&

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1492748264049475734/togif.gif

[rare venture]

I love Mr. Penis!

[untold helm]

ms vagina

[rotund glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1452018487240167446/1471362480918761502/mr-balls.gif

[hot creek]

why do my fingers smell like spam

[errant dawn]

ms sperm

[hot creek]

Even if the toilet paper rips?

[rare venture]

do NOT look up ms vagina cat on the internet

[errant dawn]

another geode question what mod menus should i install

eclipse?

prism?