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cocaine'
all night long
yup
my parents have had this shit in their room for weeks atp
wtf???
Why are you in your parents room
Freak
why is there just like 2k sat there
Where can i find yaoi
air conditioning
or else like it fucks up the rest of the house
i can get you yuri at http://yuri.apple.com
not even rich they are just really fucking dumb with money
let me go i need to omni my content hub
how is maxine baning people so quick
that was their casino earnings im pretty sure
maxine is an ai
Selfbot
literally bruih
they bought multiple thousand dollars worth of batteries they have NO use for
someone give me $1k so i can buy that nvidia powered vacuum
my keyboard
how do i make it so dust doesnt collect on literally everything in my room so fast
air purifier
get an air purifier
clean it more often
no they work i have one
i do
goyslop
So can i not get dust in my server with this
dustmax
then clean more

sigh
meow
to an extent yeah
you still need to clean
my brain is rotten
no one man should have all that power
they have STILL done jack shit with it
@desert cairn ahh homelab setup just to run 3 docker containers
nebula is rich
Hi i have an iphone xr but its icloud locked what can i do with this phone?
Replace its motherboard
give up!
hellnahh i mean to hack it and remove icloud with pc
But its my childhood phone🥲
if its yours put in the password!
your loss
ohfuck
if you have proof of purchase you can contact apple to unlock
otherwise we cannot help you
🥲
what should i change my boot logo to? ios 15.8.2 dopamine
You can’t
yup
my tummy made a really weird noise
Jaibreak ios 18.2.1 ????
its craving mcdonalds
why does Apple keep locking my old 2013 Apple ID that doesn’t have 2fa enabled
is this their way of trying to convince me to turn it on
i love mcdonald’s
Hey ios 9.3.5 ipad mini gen1 how to rejailbreak
me
true
Might as well have been you they were driving 15 mph under the speed limit
i don't go that slow
my dad hates it when i drive because i drive too fast for him
(the speed limit)
Nope. Check again.
Real shit
No you weren’t.
Nope Im watching your cameras rn
My dead ring doorbell?
No the hidden cameras i installed
?
Charge your ring tho it has a good angle
fym dead
I havent charged the battery for it in like 3 months
you have to charge them?
older than 50% of whitenames
people born after checkm8 never interact with me
dni dni
fr
this is a statement not a fact
people born after checkm8 currently should not be on discord
they are in elementary school 😭
thank god i finished school in january
checkm8 was released in what 2018?
I forgot
highkey
stop making me feel old why is 2018 7 years ago
wait it's 8 years ago
thats even worse
WE'RE ALMOST A DECADE AWAY FROM 2018
@desert cairn Get off discord
unc
Yeah 2018
2019
Oh
dying myself
Im gonna cream all over this
67
OMG SIX SEVEN
guess what year was 7 years ago
helo
Good
NO LITERALLYYYY
Yea that dont look like a lot
color: female
😭

Ok
@teal bramble
@teal bramble
@teal bramble
lowkey i might be top 3 most stupid people of all time
@teal bramble
we know
i undercooked the pizza and ate half a slice then decided to eat the whole pizza because i didnt want my mom to bitch at me about it
purposefully ate raw pizza to get out of trouble
Why
i just said why
no i just hate confrontation
Why
Pussy
But even when this happens can't you just.. cook the pizza a little more
because then shed ask why im putting it back in the oven
@half compass @ruby copper
-# xrt was pinged for the horse.
-# mineek was pinged for his love of brazilian funk.
what is brazilian funk
peak brazilian phonk
need more
funk != phonk
yes
sb-afc95
Ok
friendly fire
@rotund glade
Hey guys ! Can we jailbreak an iPhone bypass ?
on it.
hiii
WE are not making this
me ow
@low mortar @teal bramble @split nimbus muffin
@low mortar @teal bramble @split nimbus muffin
muffin!
@low mortar @teal bramble @split nimbus muffin
muffindev mentioned
@ruby copper make muffinshop for the switch
Already done
Ok send me url
It's private
Lmfaoooooo
not sure how im gonna afford a switch 2 tho...
do you know how badly streaming services pay
Thought I turn my computer off a couple days ago last time I turned it off was over ten days now
Yes actually
its so bad
I meant selling it directly
wtf is xbox music
@muted shuttle @desert cairn @polar python Thought I turn my computer off a couple days ago last time I turned it off was over ten days now
muffin music
@muted shuttle @desert cairn @polar python Thought I turn my computer off a couple days ago last time I turned it off was over ten days now
@muted shuttle @desert cairn @polar python Thought I turn my computer off a couple days ago last time I turned it off was over ten days now
Who uses Xbox music
@muted shuttle @desert cairn @polar python Thought I turn my computer off a couple days ago last time I turned it off was over ten days now
@muted shuttle @desert cairn @polar python Thought I turn my computer off a couple days ago last time I turned it off was over ten days now
Groove music, doesn’t exist anymore
Greedy ass system data
Update with iTunes, it brings it back for some time
5g injections
need
Thats the thing, my laptop is currently broken at the time
@muted shuttle Hey btw you can save on estrogen by just enabling "5g UC" mode on your phone, thank me later
@simple drift @polar python @hot creek Mfw I mistype launchctl reboot userspace so it reboots instead
Oh jeez
@simple drift @polar python @hot creek Mfw I mistype launchctl reboot userspace so it reboots instead
😭
4 more gbs of stuff and apps will crash
This was mine earlier
4+6 = 10 twin
mfs out here not using icloud photos
i used icloud photos a long time ago and it ruined all of my photos
shit wont load
Okay bro
fun
i've had 500mb free on my iphone 11 before
I don't pay for services, I have 512gb hdd laying around
did not crash until it hit 300mb free
ok
HEY
fooled by the twink
fooled by himself
Does Apple care cover full storage
can you even buy a 512gb hdd
good let him
Can I go to Apple saying my storage is full and ask for a replacement
stop being a snitch ass bitch
In todays era, I'm not sure
sell your soul
Him
@obtuse ruin tell your mom to stop jumping i hear earthquake noises
@muted shuttle Mods this user is being transphobic
@polar python @urban zephyr @versed sun @hot creek
What do you wanna me to do
What do you wanna me to do
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mineek
finally listed my old laptop on ebay
I only like ewaste if it’s free
But is it stealing if they haven’t brought it in yet
Core 2 duo
16gb m1 air
how much did u list it for
67
yea lol
Sorry
hey bieb
The one they listed is 15.9gb ram
What does bieb mean
library according to google translate
now say it back.
Yeah but what does it mean
means library.
Yes I know
she neb on my web
MacBook tower
But hey library isn't a proper sentence
ok.
mineek what is that cringe ass deco
fucker i do not have your macbook

what is a bieb
a misspelling of "babe"
means library.
Wtf abuse
she was a fairy

Hey you changed your profile deco @ruby copper
Nope
i found it i send u it for 19.99$
Yo
u first
Dm
what if the culprit held me up by my hair
67
ask the culprit to send a picture
@simple drift
acatto
Tell baba to lower gas prices
my mom is not my slatt
kate 8k
@polar python mr omni
hi
Hi
guys whats ur favourige tweak
What
rune
rune
scrobbit
jinx
what is your slatt? (with pictures preferably)
anitime
hai ^w^
mine is de aerial
@polar python Claude Mythos EAP
Cant say due to OPSEC
ohh ok
eat a pussy
whats rune what does it do
He cant
u forgot to add package
woahh thats sick
pirating is illegal
pirate rune pirate nexus pirate scrobbit drown icraze in a lake
yeah im that
last part seems a bit harsh
icraze has mysteriously gone missing at 6:39 pm
So is stealing macbooks Yet u still did it bro .........
watermeon
@obtuse ruin is this true?
Bro i know you stole it
Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.
Not me thats maxine
Ok..
with the cat ears
Sorry
Bro Misinfo
drown acatto in a lake
i will call in air strikes
next to icraze
DONE ✅
what about maxine
i control all of them
Its now Acatto AI talking.
what about maxine
is she gonna drown in a lake aswell
i tried aaron cast evil jew magic on her she keeps respawning
😢
Hey that doesn’t work on me
i’m jewish aswell
not for long
larp
yes
The ?
the sm-
smegma
LAUDE
CLAUDE
CLOID
@teal bramble 👀BRO.....
OPUS
BRO @polar python
@polar python @polar python @polar python @polar python
Son
67
Im not british Why would you say it in a british accent?
Dont do that again
None ?
waow
Are you british?
What?
if someone doesn’t buy this for that price i’m jumping
is that your listing
yes
how did you break the camera
i replaced the screen
no camera shows idk
idk why
Are you schizophrenic?
oh wait i forgot you were british
yea
ewwww
not my fault
Does ur mirror talk back to you?
you will never find me
Is my iPad Pro m5 good enough to run a local ai model I have the 12GB ram?
are macbooks more expensive in the UK or something
pussy in bio
I dont own any mirrors
I can’t find it
Just say u paid the authorities
my beloved
Lol
me w
Hey
mewow
@rotund glade @simple drift @muted shuttle @low mortar
i see him
WHERE IS MUFFIN
Opsec.
The Netherlands is so boring
at least you can smoke weed
Mineek does not do drugs i think
I say as a proud Dutch man
he should
No
I already have one
Drugs r bad
not all of them
Are all drugs bad
No I have autism meds
which ones
But you get what I mean
No ibuprofen is good
alcohol 😛
yes
sorry
Why?
i just did drugs...
Which?
cough drugs.
estrogen is good i think
Thats okay i hope ur cough gets better
Happy mineek day
Its Okay.
well i am not one of them
Hey mensen
so
Dylan Haegens hier
@thick tapir fact?
mineek isnt either lowkey
sorry i'll stop bullying mineek now
what
Who what
Elaborate?
Man my left ear is going deaf again
Does ur right ear work
have you tried listening
yes kinda
Thats good
No
Facts..........................
?
He should be deaf
oh
No
How do u know?
What about men
#public-mod-logs go woooo
Why r we talking about women in the Netherlands what happened
Are you from the netherlands
Wow you did it great job Aaron
Good job!
Etc
twin why are you banning these innocent people
Can you come to the netherlands?
@rotund glade R u a real Dutch person or a fake one
Im larping im german
Who are the local authorities
So ur drunk
Idk Germans are always drunk all the time
i cant drink cuz it doesnt mix well with my medication
I would like to have a conversation
ligma
anti mineek ahh
I just want to have a conversation about ur favorite Youtuber
Me neither.
Can we conversate about ur favorite youtuber Now?
you have no Taste in youtubers.
bro wrong gender
Good girl
thanks mineek
Been awhile since I played music on this
mineek why u always in the transgender population's dms
Ts ain't music twin
What
Can’t hear the music when my phone is up close to the sub
this is straight ass 😭
I'm more employed than 98% of this server
No taste bro
Most people here have seen proof
What job do you work?
Song has no bass to feel
Maxine is literally unemployed final boss
Ok 1 sec.
My speakers also ran away
dude this is straight ass
bro u dont get it yet
That one on the right
My speakers ain’t coming back for this
what happened to Added to the r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist!
gir just doesnt like me
let me try
yes they are bro
@simple drift @rotund glade @urban zephyr @hot creek gn
gn
gn mineek
gn
You made them go in the air
gmineek
going to bed early today huh
bro speakers cant float this is obvious ai
Word.
bro why do u hate mineek wtf
clean this crusty shit bro.
Can’t see it in the dark it’s fine
don’t hate on the one who made seprmvr64!
Just cuz u ai'd another picture doesnt mean its real bro
this is cursed
wtf is this goon dungeon
if ur like bed breaks while ur sleeping on its lowk over
like ur whole setup gon get crushed
saved for later.
Can’t fit a normal bed
What does that mean
At least I don’t got long here
pov: me getting an ipad 6 cellular model, and fixing iPadOS 18 baseband 
WHY ARE YOU USING LIGHT MODE
its not even that bad like
i could use lightmode but i choose not to
Song was that bad
it is at nighttime
iPadOS 18 on the iPad 6 with functional cellular would be crazy asf tho lol (though currently it doesn’t work)
bergberg mode
The other side
tell me this is not unbearable
Can’t see anymore
i use my montior on 100% brightness at night i will die
tweaked status bar oops
i wanna call you a slur
What the hell?
Go for it
I can’t sorry.
Good
i rather kill myself
I cant be convinced anymore to switch back to streaming services
What did they say
Something that is not allowed to be said in r/jailbreak
any
streaming services suck
I just realised, I can listen to any song I want to, and I don't have to afraid for it to dissapear one day
yes
no you are wasting my time
I could be selling this m1 air 16gb but you are distracting me
Sorry
dude this next one is too weird to even post here
why are you so zoomed in
mods message logger
mods
why u so zoomed out
gir is a message logger and it’s allowed
fuck ass jailbreak rules
so admins can use message loggers
He’s blind and stupid
yes
Gay
dude what even
tried that on my last account
Furries buy anything wtf do u mean 186 sold
@polar python this or the transgender flag revolut card
@half compass Happy easter
I have the platinum revolut card
the revolut ultra card
flex
It snot here yet
nerd
but not skeet
I really hate mfs who do this because then it just gives those pedophiles shit to use in court
me neither
I’m going to need you to use your brain and read what I said carefully
Can i jailbreak bypassed ios 14.8?
@worthy garden Fatality Uid? NN?
i use never lose.
So once you are there lmk
I always knew u were inferior
sorry
67
memesense tapping.
Jumping off a bridge
don’t they only exist on vrchat
Okay so you still have not gotten past step 1
uofhweryuigheruiosgv89hersdh90iopnbdt5ers
ssssss
six
six
six
sevgej
80=aherfgae489wrfa
Six seven
true
@muted shuttle Im message logging rn
school is making me go insane
i would do anything just to try not to see my classmates
even try to develop a jailbreak for ios 26 as someone who doesn’t even know how to make a jailbreak
they make me feel like nothing
uh oh
Mf doesn’t realize that beating up a pedo will quite literally ruin the entire case against them, while also giving them an easy way to legally go after YOU for beating them up
That’s not how the law works buddy
if ur gonna beat up a pedo u gotta stomp on their balls or some shit like fym you punched him a little okay that’s not gonna do shit
just catch pedos how jidons does it
hell yea
A few little punches and they get to stay out of jail let’s gooo YouTubers are saving the world
jidion mentioned
yeah I really don’t feel comfortable with this mf calling me a pedophile
Unable To Install
"TrollinstallerX - jailbreaks.app"
This app cannot be installed because its integrity could not be verified.
Actually fuck it
Can someone help me
depends from where you install it
search for different websites
there will be one that works
it’s probably because of the certificate
Maybe its because my iphone is bypassed?
Hi
no
@polar python Where is omni android ??
the certificate got balcklisted
which means
u can’t open it
it’s patched
so yea get another website
to install it
Anyone trying to use my dev cert i got like 95 free slots on it
go to applejr or something i dunno
may i ask what dev certs are for
and how to use em
ITS NOT EVEN OUT
Shut the fuck up bro
it is for me
NOT EVEK THE PUBLIC BETA
So god damn annoying
i can jailbreak ios28
mayb the dev beta
son
I’m talking about you
You are so god damn annoying and idiotic it’s crazy
Just shut up
i love having an old ass ios 10.3.4 jailbroken ipad where i can’t install any ios 16-26 tweaks
Ok
“Either busy or dead” then go be either busy or dead idk
maybe i don’t
aight bye chat
cya tomorrow
I do not take being called a pedophile lightly
check my bio 😁
check my bio 😁
check my balls 😁
check my bio 😁
that's very positive~! I'd suggest starting with not being one first<33
Why do you talk like a moron
fr
Wtm
Nothing
Aura…..
Wishing that bio was true
@desert cairn You think inline functions and variadic functions are going to be on my final
Sure
fursuit money
check my bio 😁
mods
PUSSY IN BIO
sry
PUSSY IN BIO
you get none
@muted shuttle Scam
is this even a real emojio
velsdie ahh
times like this I miss when people actually went through with death
why is santi p at the restaurant 🥀
belgium is a weird country
isnt that where xrt lives
prepare to be confused if you visit belgium
no thats romania
belgium is next to france and germany
Bro no way xrt is romanian
yea
Him and acatto are cousins
@half compass's timezone is Europe/Bucharest 🇷🇴
It is currently 12:13 AM EEST
thats crazy wow
Bc ur a dumbass :\
@half compass are you in the romanian discord
mods
Mods..........
@muted shuttle snipe
@dire hinge Maxine
@muted shuttle snipe (idk)
@muted shuttle 3 days grace sucks
@scarlet cave Hi
sniping is bannable cause it’s a message logger.
@rotund glade i will make a legal message logger and not get banned
If u read it before it gets deleted its not bannable
yea
Don’t be rude give him one
he only gets to look
Bye bye @muted shuttle @ruby copper
You seem to have a really weird fantasy with pedophiles, I really suggest that you get that looked at
Meee
Materwelon
Fuck you
I got Troll store named as GtavCarTracker (XD) but it keeps crashing after opening it
@teal bramble I shorted the motherboard @vapid pebble @valitical
They have trollstore on latest
sounds like shadow
All you need is an apple developer certificate
I cant download with sideloadly because i have ios 14 and i cand upgrade it
Oh no
especially brussels
😢
brussels is a shithole
I HATE BRUSSELS
sprouts are tasty
@hot creek what was your ACT score
americans:
idk i haven't gotten it yet
the old october 2024 one was 18 composite
😭😭😭
<@&355174844205367317> can we do something about this guy constantly calling me a pedophile or is this open reign to just keep fighting back
hi
fr
he's annoying
who
@urban zephyr
lemme see
3
If you have to mute us both idgaf just get this guy out of here tbh
I don’t fuck with it
If I get below a 30 I'm going to kill myself
do you know this guy?
Nope
like why is he targeting you
Because I said YouTubers who beat up pedophiles are hurting the cases against them 💀
My math score is going to drag the composite down I was not built for ts bro
u gonna fail calc 1
Aaron taking his sweet time I would have ejected his ass by now
😂
Yeah
netanyahu is on the case don’t worry
DUDE on the math it was ALL TRIG
that is STUPID
literally nothing i studied was on it
Too bad he cares :/
there was not even any algebra bruh i swear on netanyahu
why did my airpods just fucking reboot
I didn't learn shit in geometry because I had an moronic teacher who did a class once a week
well its not a new user that just joined, been here for 7 months
airpod kernel panic
Installing evil firmware
and is still a whitename
@muted shuttle What the FUCK did you do
You look at join dates?
i do
Evil AirPods
Godddd who gaf about join dates
@muted shuttle What the FUCK did you do
237 messages, such a great contribution to the conversation
Idgaf about join dates if they’re slinging slurs
was this person slinging slurs
No
@desert cairn Wtm
@desert cairn @velvet zenith There’s never been a better time to have a problem.
I joined 6-7 years ago can I sling slurs
no but maxine was
Hypothetical implications
well yeah thats different
In omni if they joined less than a month ago i just ban i don’t give a fuck lowkey
“Buddy”?
Yeah because you called me a pedophile and I was mad because I’ve been impacted by a pedophile in my life
@desert cairn Hey
So sorry that I reacted but that’s why I said if you have to mute me or whatever idgaf
@desert cairn Hey
Hi
@desert cairn Hey
ok so im gonna ask both of you to stop this conversation. @urban zephyr consider this a final warning
How can I appeal a ban on thus server
What bro
How can I appeal a ban on thus server
https://rjailbreak.com/appeals is ts the link
Am i not allowed to say Hey
Hi
wow how do i remember that
I'm like hey what's up hello
Unc
I got banned for writing this
This form is to be filled out if you were banned from the r/Jailbreak discord server and you are looking to get unbanned. It is not recommended to appeal within 3 months of your ban. Also, you cannot fill this out on behalf of someone else.
Mfs got 2 forms
check my bio 😁
This doesn’t seem like stopping
we have not used that one you sent in years
@rigid karma
check my bio 😁
Try writing in #general


