general

[ruby copper]

bro im getting overwhelmed rn

[arctic field]

LMAO

OMG

[ruby copper]

i got like 6 pings in 3s

[arctic field]

IS THIS REAL

[ruby copper]

hold on

[simple drift]

fr

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1411768845512872008/watermark.gif

[spark gale]

the text is not real

[split nimbus]

russia,

[glacial valve]

gm aaron, would you filter "meow" if mineek releases his IAP piracy tool under that name ?

[arctic field]

Ohh :(

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper what do you need a name for ?

[ruby copper]

Trolling rjb

[arctic field]

Wait but the vlc is lol?

[split nimbus]

@spark gale fren do u like horror movie..

[chilly bear]

oh

right

you said

[spark gale]

i think so

[chilly bear]

sorry im stupid

[spark gale]

i dont hate them but not a huge fan

[velvet imp]

why not use that one reddit mod that made a 30 minute video

[arctic field]

Das crazy

[split nimbus]

ooo

[ruby copper]

@velvet imp Sorry that I ignored u btw I read the message but it just didnt register and I navigated away

[velvet zenith]

Hes dodging your question

[ruby copper]

thats how tired i am rn

[obtuse ruin]

Aaron?

[glacial valve]

yeah

:/

[ruby copper]

I'm trying to improve on that front

Like

[obtuse ruin]

Guess we’ll have to see

[ruby copper]

Where people no longer feel that I ignore them

[obtuse ruin]

Sending me $200 would really help with this I think

[spring wren]

Yay

GameFly came through

[velvet imp]

it's okay i forgive you

for now

[vapid spruce]

I played conexo.ws 04/04/2026 and got it in 4 guesses.

🟧🟩🟦🟪

[polar python]

@teal bramble Hey

[obtuse ruin]

nebby colours

[vapid spruce]

ok

[glacial valve]

Bro is gonna do a 100€ wire transfer

[split nimbus]

ok fren but don’t do it again!!!!

[velvet imp]

?

[obtuse ruin]

€171.06 actually

[ruby copper]

Sorry.

[split nimbus]

where are u going to on vakantie ..

[obtuse ruin]

didn’t you know

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[glacial valve]

@obtuse ruin place your bets, did the guy answer

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1456051683879555185/IMB_0ZyGtq.gif

[obtuse ruin]

yes

[glacial valve]

lemme check

[polar python]

pirate 16 player

[glacial valve]

nope

no answers

[ruby copper]

fr

[obtuse ruin]

Self admission

[glacial valve]

that was BEFORE 16Player released

:/

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1374805054397349968/togif.gif

[teal bramble]

Shalom

[obtuse ruin]

It was not

[glacial valve]

It was

[polar python]

prove it

[teal bramble]

prove it

[obtuse ruin]

16player 1.0.2 on chariz March 24 2024 (older builds gone)

The screenshot is from March 23

[simple drift]

https://fxtwitter.com/tragicbirdapp/status/2042648871260582192?s=20

Braindead Bird App (@tragicbirdapp)

im phoning the police

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this is fucked

[gusty gulch]

shalom

[glacial valve]

oh

😔

I wish #embed was a thing in C11

[carmine elk]

Yes it’s ai

I wish the follower count was real tho :/

[vapid spruce]

cobalt.toolsed it

[ruby copper]

@simple drift @glacial valve LC installed.

[glacial valve]

Based

[thick tapir]

facebook dating might be the wildest invention ive ever heard of

[muted shuttle]

Whats this

[simple drift]

what is that

[muted shuttle]

huh

[ruby copper]

Do u rly not know about livecontainer

[muted shuttle]

i know about it but i've never used it

i didn't realize you were abbreviating livecontainer low key...

[ruby copper]

fr

[velvet imp]

Hey f

[muted shuttle]

hii

[velvet imp]

haii

What do you think the f stands for

[rich dune]

factory

[muted shuttle]

i know exactly what it is.

[rich dune]

Maxine is a factory worker

[velvet imp]

You better

[wind sun]

am I cooked
my iphone keeps panicking and respringing after restore😭

[velvet zenith]

a

[velvet imp]

?

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle ts pmo sm

[rich dune]

fa stands for factoryactivation

[velvet zenith]

Just saying my favourite letter

[polar python]

@muted shuttle ts pmo sm

[muted shuttle]

@muted shuttle ts pmo sm

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Is the mineeshop ready

[muted shuttle]

Um

No ......

[ruby copper]

Fix it

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

I gotta take my e first though

[ruby copper]

Ok gl hf

[muted shuttle]

Ok i got it

[velvet imp]

oh yeah its injection day for me too

[rich dune]

im sorry my eyes keep reading this as "mineekslop":sob

[odd cargo]

yall

I kinda got every sungle nothing case color

[ruby copper]

Bro my Spotify no longer does background playback for god knows why

[muted shuttle]

Cause spotify sucks

use maxine jellyfin

[ruby copper]

Im literally premium why are u not playing in the background

It just pauses

?????

[chilly bear]

ew...

[odd cargo]

broke

[ruby copper]

What

[odd cargo]

Imagine only having spotify premium

[polar python]

broke

[odd cargo]

😂😂😂

[ruby copper]

This guy is mentally unstable

[odd cargo]

i got spotify platinum broke boy

[simple drift]

mine was yesterday

[simple drift]

user error

[odd cargo]

Spotify premium is for the brokeys?

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper have you tried powering off and then powering on again ?

[odd cargo]

The spotify platinum is so much better

[desert cairn]

just have both Spotify and Apple Music

[ruby copper]

Nvm the issue is discord is stopping my Spotify

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle @ruby copper @velvet imp https://open.spotify.com/track/1XBYiRV30ykHw5f4wm6qEn

[ruby copper]

Wtf

[chilly bear]

mobile?

[muted shuttle]

Ohh yeah

This exists

[ruby copper]

I can open any other app but when I open discord it pauses my Spotify

Why does it do this

[chilly bear]

probably played an audio file.

[ruby copper]

So it's Kate's fault

I played her stupid fa.mp3

[chilly bear]

as is most things

[desert cairn]

fa.mp3

[polar python]

i just nebbed my neb a lot

[rich dune]

fuck streaming! pirate everything!

[muted shuttle]

https://jellyfin.kittymaxine.com/Items/87568464bafb401e8b291fece23837eb

Look at this song.

[rich dune]

don’t pay!

[muted shuttle]

Mods

[polar python]

shit website

[simple drift]

mods

[simple drift]

fr

[muted shuttle]

U gotta be logged in

Api key or something

[chilly bear]

ew dark mode

[ruby copper]

No proof it isn't just downloading from 192.168.3.3

[simple drift]

this is why we need the minecraft server

[desert cairn]

So inconvenient for music

[velvet imp]

modpack leak

[chilly bear]

femmc

[simple drift]

i made it

[rich dune]

lowk skill issue

[simple drift]

i can leak it

[polar python]

when are u doing redacted

[simple drift]

best mod

[desert cairn]

Redacted

[odd cargo]

Like why would you get spotify premium

[muted shuttle]

What the fuck

[odd cargo]

And not premium platinum

[desert cairn]

What is redacted

[polar python]

apple music

[simple drift]

weird european thing

[muted shuttle]

Your mother

[ruby copper]

I can already listen in lossless

[muted shuttle]

Me too

On maxine jellyfin

[desert cairn]

Mfs think it's real

[simple drift]

what the FUCK is MILKY

[ruby copper]

No

[odd cargo]

Not for long😂😂😂

[muted shuttle]

Why

[chilly bear]

photoshop

[ruby copper]

Piracy

[muted shuttle]

Maxine jellyfin is awesome

[ruby copper]

Unethical

[muted shuttle]

No bro i ripped from cd

Record etc

[desert cairn]

When we get gpt mythos

[polar python]

maxine jellyfin makes resonance ugly bc theres no album art on any of ur recent uploads

[rich dune]

wait wtf https://support.spotify.com/in-en/article/premium-platinum/

[muted shuttle]

Wdym

There is i think

[polar python]

Shit takes forever

[odd cargo]

Spotify planning to get rid of premium

[desert cairn]

Probably Jellyfin being shit

[odd cargo]

And replace with shittier one

[muted shuttle]

user issue

ticket closed

✅

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Issue

[odd cargo]

:)

[ruby copper]

Mineeshop is not up.

[muted shuttle]

nop

[ruby copper]

Fix it

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

I was messing with lidarr

[muted shuttle]

I just found mineek's mullvad private key in mineeshop source code

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-hitori-goto-ryo-yamada-bocchi-kill-her-gif-92347576433477467

[muted shuttle]

Using ts

THx mineek

[odd cargo]

Yall

Should I have black case or white case

For nothing ears?

[rich dune]

black

[odd cargo]

Or just grt orange

[ruby copper]

Ok

[chilly bear]

based

[odd cargo]

Cuz currently it looks like this

[split nimbus]

⠀⢀⠤⡀⡀⣴⣶⣤⣶⣦⠀
⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠛⠿⠟⠀
⢐⣺⠀⡄⠀⠀⠀⢠⠀⣗⡂
⠀⠘⢄⡀⠀⠛⠀⢀⡠⠃⠀has arrived

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

omg

[ruby copper]

Hiii

[odd cargo]

Bro said the r word

😭😭😭

[muted shuttle]

Hello kitty has arrived!!!!

[rich dune]

yes and
black tech supremacy

[chilly bear]

must not be available in france yet.

[odd cargo]

Idk I kinda like the white

[odd cargo]

Yeah for now

Be patient, spotify takes forever

They still havent added DJ

[rich dune]

orrr

[ruby copper]

@simple drift @rich dune @muted shuttle @chilly bear

[rich dune]

piracy

[simple drift]

criminal

[muted shuttle]

mods...

[split nimbus]

mods…

[rich dune]

admins…

[polar python]

this guy is a freak

[split nimbus]

WHAT

the backend of an apple

[simple drift]

ayo

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-pepper-anime-girl-anime-girl-sigh-pink-hair-anime-girl-cora-sigh-gif-2940056224720336464

[polar python]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith get to work https://x.com/tadasgedgaudas/status/2042610541798076450

TadasG 💻 (@tadasgedgaudas)

This Peptide app got released 4 days ago and already at $10k MRR 🫠🫠🫠

Right now it's #3 fastest growing NEW app in the world.

X · Apr 10, 2026, 2:27 PM

[rich dune]

zack asmongold

[ruby copper]

Trolled

Memedit2 so good

[muted shuttle]

mods

[glacial valve]

Mods

[rich dune]

lol

[glacial valve]

iap piracy

[ruby copper]

No

[polar python]

@muted shuttle mods

[ruby copper]

Im just setting a field to -999999

A cosmic ray could do the same

Or something

[polar python]

yeah tell it to the judge buddy

[ruby copper]

Piracy would be cracking the premium version, I'm just extending the trial

[glacial valve]

I love when a cosmic bit flip makes my phone go from CPFM03 to CPFM00

[muted shuttle]

Hey i do the same with ubar

[polar python]

Cuz hes dumb

[ruby copper]

Well cpfm 03 is 11 so you would have to flip 2 bits

[muted shuttle]

I extended my trial cause i didnt know if i wanted to buy it yet

[ruby copper]

Which is so astronomically low chance

[ruby copper]

Piracy

[muted shuttle]

No

Piracy would be cracking the premium version, I'm just extending the trial

[polar python]

Piracy would be cracking the premium version, I'm just extending the trial

[ruby copper]

Ts guy using my own logic against me

[glacial valve]

I’d be glad with CPFM 02

[muted shuttle]

Exactly

[rich dune]

keygen. in. asm.

[muted shuttle]

I dont need a keygen

Thats piracy

And i dont pirate things

Thats bad

[rich dune]

ahaha

[glacial valve]

I think production debug is better than development secure ?

@ruby copper fact check

[simple drift]

wtf is ubar

oh

[ruby copper]

Idk

[muted shuttle]

slop

[simple drift]

the bullshit dock

[ruby copper]

Ive never heard of cpfm 02

[simple drift]

just use macos

normally

[ruby copper]

I don't think it's valid

Cpfm 03 is just 11

[rich dune]

send tg

[rich dune]

it isn’t

[glacial valve]

iirc CPFM

• 00 : Dev debug
• 01 : dev secure
• 02 : production debug
• 03 : production secure

[rich dune]

00 01 11

[ruby copper]

Bro put 11 twice

[rich dune]

.

[chilly bear]

forgot 10

[glacial valve]

What a skill issue

[chilly bear]

👁️

[glacial valve]

You missed 10

[muted shuttle]

No

[west lion]

right to repair narratives should treat software as a replaceable component (it can be broken), which can be a good angle to argue for unlockable bootloaders, downgrading, and root access

read rules 😄

[rich dune]

@glacial valve these new simd instructions are out of control, avx512 is evil

[west lion]

“

?

[glacial valve]

Congrats on stealing it from twitter

(I saw it like 20mins ago)

[rich dune]

:/

[simple drift]

what

why are we changing the acronym even more

[west lion]

is this the right place to say stuff like this or does this go in #jailbreak

[glacial valve]

You need to know assembly for this joke

[simple drift]

oh

ok

i dont

please explain

[glacial valve]

Well skill issue

[west lion]

fuck me then (figuratively)

[rotund glade]

Man what

[simple drift]

what

@muted shuttle when you have gotten taco bell can you make the mc server

[glacial valve]

Gay

[simple drift]

[muted shuttle]

be patient

[simple drift]

what is this

[muted shuttle]

chunky

[simple drift]

impregnating?

[rich dune]

@west lion why are you void*?

[muted shuttle]

im pregenerating the chunks

[simple drift]

ok

impregnating the chunks

[rich dune]

void**

[west lion]

not supposed to be tuff
its because i was previously named “display name” and had a placeholder/missing identity

void is better because its easier to say and i can use avatar decorations without ruining the aesthetic

[glacial valve]

Bro is now the 67 billion guy named void

[simple drift]

foid

[west lion]

?

[polar python]

@teal bramble foidai down

[glacial valve]

Wtf

foid ai

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble foidai down

[rich dune]

void** ai

[muted shuttle]

foid*** ai

[wind sun]

guys

why does my aop keep panicking on 18.2 💔

[chrome peak]

FOIDS

[rich dune]

FOLDS

FOLD AI

[simple drift]

foid

ai

[rich dune]

@teal bramble AI FOLDED

ai/2

[simple drift]

@teal bramble FOID AI DOWN

[ruby copper]

@simple drift

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Foidai down

Plz fix

I cant goon with claude mythos

[simple drift]

i have no idea what this

is

why are you pinging me abt it

[ruby copper]

Fruit ninja classic Halfbrick plus bypass

Trial extension

[simple drift]

ok

i have a question

[ruby copper]

Ts guy is so uninterested

[simple drift]

why

[ruby copper]

Idk

Normally u only get 20 min for free

[simple drift]

your way of pirating things is just extending free trials

[obtuse ruin]

mineek i think you're supposed to pay.

[ruby copper]

Not always

[simple drift]

do it properly for once.

s.

[ruby copper]

This was just the easiest way

[simple drift]

m.

h.

[ruby copper]

I did it multiple times

Like alcove, ubar, etc

[fervent dove]

In-Depth Piracy Rules

This discord does not support or tolerate any form of piracy. If you discuss, support, link, post screenshots, or talk in voice chats about piracy, you will be warned and eventually banned.

We consider the following as piracy.
• Piracy repos
• Programs that are used for pirating tweaks
• Sharing of .deb files
• Getting anything that costs money for free (in-app purchases, apps, tweaks, etc.)
• Media Downloading\Streaming (music, movies, etc.)
• Installing re-distributed free, paid, removed, and banned apps
• Mirror links, unless the mirror is provided by the original developer
• Cases of fraud, such as tools or instructions for obtaining real-life paid objects for free
• Posting or advertising products or services that are in violation of the trademarks of others

If you have questions, feel free to ask a moderator

[muted shuttle]

So about that alcove

[obtuse ruin]

#1273699585809977567 message

[muted shuttle]

Can i get that fr coal license for alcove

Thx.

[chrome peak]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-luffy-monkey-d-luffy-the-one-piece-is-real-stand-gif-10047556268266163574

[ruby copper]

If u set up mineeshop

[muted shuttle]

Im working on it

[ruby copper]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

Im just slow

[ruby copper]

I will send it

Hold on

[muted shuttle]

Ok yay

[glacial valve]

What’s up with that ?

[obtuse ruin]

wdym

[glacial valve]

Idk why link to that

[obtuse ruin]

bc what mineek was showing above

[zealous echo]

Anybody know how to jailbreak an app ?

[simple drift]

@ruby copper does

[ruby copper]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-siblings-day-siblings-day-national-siblings-day-sibling-love-sibling-bond-gif-24775371884526122

My gifs have returned to normal

Thanks discord

It was all slop and brainrot this morning now it's fine

[glacial valve]

Why do I not see slurs ?

[reef basin]

Yo can someone pls help me in da jailbreak channel and thankyou

[ruby copper]

Because it's trending and not favorites

[glacial valve]

Oh based

[ruby copper]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-meal-genuinely-having-fun-realization-lame-ahh-chud-happy-gif-3224928209417998845

[zealous echo]

Could u help me jailbreak this app ?

It’s called spark delivery driver

[ruby copper]

Idk

Define jailbreaking an app

[muted shuttle]

@polar python Fuck you

I blame you

[polar python]

Hi

[muted shuttle]

U broke alcove

[polar python]

Womm

Hey it did break

[muted shuttle]

Yea

Latest dont work

[rich dune]

heh

[simple drift]

[burnt pond]

Is it normal for for iPhones to just randomly throw you into setup and then iCloud lock after turning the phone off and on
Because my phone did that after I plugged it in when the battery died

Second time this has happened this year

It's not even an old version of iOS it's iOS 26

[gilded rapids]

Maybe the person activated the lock

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle

[burnt pond]

I'm the person tho??

[gilded rapids]

is it ur apple id

[split nimbus]

@spark gale

[spark gale]

hi

[burnt pond]

yep

[split nimbus]

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕
🌕🌕🌕🌒🌕🌖🌒🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕
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🌕🌕🌘🌙🌑🌙🌑🌔🌖🌑🌕🌕
🌕🌕🌖🌑🌑🌑🌑🌕🌕🌑🌔🌕
🌕🌕🌕🌖🌑🌑🌔🌕🌕🌑🌔🌕
🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌒🌕🌕🌑🌔🌕
🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌖🌑🌕🌕
🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑🌒🌑🌒🌕🌕
🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕🌕🌕

[spark gale]

whats up stib

[gilded rapids]

Hm idk then

[spark gale]

very cool

[split nimbus]

i wanted to show u this,

[burnt pond]

oh hi owner

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1489998650930102322/togif.gif

[simple drift]

is the moon made of cheese

[quiet charm]

ykw

what are they even doing in cupertino

they ain't doing nothing

bomb cupertino

[simple drift]

nuke everything

[quiet charm]

yes

nuke everything

[icy beacon]

any jb ios 12+ that uses cydia is instantly shit

[split nimbus]

☁️🌷🌷☁️🌷🌷☁️
🌷☁️☁️🌷☁️☁️🌷
🌷☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️🌷
☁️🌷☁️☁️☁️🌷☁️
☁️☁️🌷☁️🌷☁️☁️
☁️☁️☁️🌷☁️☁️☁️

☁️🍓🍓☁️🍓🍓☁️
🍓☁️☁️🍓☁️☁️🍓
🍓☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️🍓
☁️🍓☁️☁️☁️🍓☁️
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☁️🌿🌿☁️🌿🌿☁️
🌿☁️☁️🌿☁️☁️🌿
🌿☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️🌿
☁️🌿☁️☁️☁️🌿☁️
☁️☁️🌿☁️🌿☁️☁️
☁️☁️☁️🌿☁️☁️☁️

[burnt pond]

THE SERVER IS DOWN???

[split nimbus]

the server is down.

[burnt pond]

they deactivated my MAIN PHONE all my shit is on this

[split nimbus]

o shit ..

[icy beacon]

cooked

[split nimbus]

what u options brother,

[burnt pond]

it let me in after I got on the phone with a employee

[velvet zenith]

You just have to login btw

[thick tapir]

god i hate windows so much

no shortcut to switch to a specific desktop you just have to go up/down until you get to it 😮‍💨

[carmine elk]

THERE’S NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE

[ruby copper]

@split nimbus

🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕
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[simple drift]

get a mac

[chilly bear]

[ruby copper]

@chilly bear Hey!

[chilly bear]

mineek

[carmine elk]

yall I have smth important to say

@chilly bear Hey!

[thick tapir]

shut the fuck up

[wide canyon]

pull up

[simple drift]

no

[onyx urchin]

@hexed lily should I smoke more

[hexed lily]

do it!

[jagged turret]

roku nana roku nana roku nana

[onyx urchin]

oki thanks

[thick tapir]

your telling me femboy cafe isnt real and its all just a meme 😢

also wtf i didnt know apple maps web existed

[polar python]

its somewhat new

@muted shuttle Fuck you

Sorry got a little too evil there.

[carmine elk]

Poor Maxine

Ily Maxine

Dw js ignore the bullies

Ok Maxine

[gusty gulch]

bro is evil

[gusty gulch]

I wanna smoke wtf

[hexed lily]

I just smoked lol

My high just ordered a microwave for some reason

[feral plank]

Should put it in the next giveaway trust

[green shard]

Hello guys

[feral plank]

Hello

[vocal plinth]

Same I wanna go hiking in the rain and smoke so bad right now

[gusty gulch]

ew I don't like hiking

[vocal plinth]

Hiking and working out while high are very bliss feelings

[ashen basin]

Guys what the fuck

Google got a new font

And it’s ugly as hell

WTF

nvm this was just a horrible glitch

Thanks Google

[vocal plinth]

I only started using all trails in the last 3 years but I wanna make more 300 miles this years

[gusty gulch]

I feel like I'll die

[thick tapir]

why? hiking doesnt have to be anything crazy

[muted shuttle]

Hey what did i do

[thick tapir]

like walking on a trail for 30 minutes or an hour or two is still technically considered hiking

[gusty gulch]

I would like to just walk leisurely

[gusty gulch]

oh

then I would do that

[thick tapir]

i mean nobody really says that but its still technically hiking

[gusty gulch]

its always nice to stop and be with nature

I never realized how much it regulates you

[vocal plinth]

Yeah you don’t have to run while hiking

[gusty gulch]

okay cause I don't like dying

but a nice breeze and a joint yum

[vocal plinth]

I like climbing, running and dying so that is my way of hiking

[thick tapir]

tung tung battery 😭

[polar python]

need

[vocal plinth]

Your dissected lung is gonna look nasty as fuck

[polar python]

Yay

[thick tapir]

the soda is far more concerning than the battery 😭

[vocal plinth]

Gonna be able to use a magnet on that shit

[heavy idol]

helo

im trans

[worthy garden]

@dense zinc its you

[dense zinc]

Kiwi 🥝

[worthy garden]

u famous

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/pirat_nation/status/2042707524919480602?s=46

Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation)

Mozilla has introduced a new non-binary mascot called “Kit.”

Kit uses they/them pronouns.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 10, 2026, 8:53 PM

[thick tapir]

before i could get the link 😔

[muted shuttle]

?

[thick tapir]

?

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/ticoverse/status/2042718010608169006?s=46 broooooo

tico (@ticoverse)

We are getting here, more stuff from Dolphin Running on Nintendo Switch

Mario Kart Double Dash and Muramassa from Wii

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx • Media 1/2 · Apr 10, 2026, 9:35 PM

This is them making it as a full switch app btw, it’s not booting into another OS

[chilly bear]

i always have this installed

[bright drum]

im probably wrong for this but
earlier, my older brother, an adult, was RAGING at a game, averaging multiple curses a second, so obviously i was confused because not even RAINBOW SIX SIEGE makes him rage that much, so when he went to the kitchen for dinner, i asked him why he was throwing slurs around, and he said
"I was playing mario golf-"
and i EXPLODED of laughter. And as he was explaining it like
"when i was trying to complete a challenge, the game said 10 second left...",
I had to physically restrain myself from laughing to the point i almost fell.

[alpine chasm]

@gusty gulch what do mexicans want with me

[gusty gulch]

it's the cartel

[alpine chasm]

Ah shit.

@frosty grail please call them off

[sour canyon]

New BYD construction facility in Mexico

Wang Chuanfu wants your guidance and investment capital

[alpine chasm]

Unironically it is an investment company

Like stocks and shit

I do think its legit, it seems to be

But why do they call me and so damm insistent

[frosty grail]

why should i

[alpine chasm]

I'm calling ISIS on your butt

Expect them soon.

[frosty grail]

what makes you think i dont run them too

[ornate latch]

Abu bakr al-baghdadi decapitate this man

[alpine chasm]

You're incompetent

[tame rock]

Lung lung lung cancur

[daring aspen]

Artemis crashed

[muted shuttle]

@obtuse ruin is this true

[ornate latch]

@half compass Pussy in bio

[polar python]

@gusty hedge https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW9d8clgwq8/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[polar python]

Great

[alpine chasm]

Peak software

This is keto's fault

[muted shuttle]

@gusty hedge https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW9d8clgwq8/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[alpine chasm]

Ah yes classic same input same results

[polar python]

https://media.discordapp.net/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1492299292361232435/instagram_DW9d8clgwq8.mp4?ex=69dad384&is=69d98204&hm=83a8c364e968481b1df9116fddf50eef6c9a17b433345aab0a882ff724dc6809&

Thanks keto

[muted shuttle]

If i keep trying it will work

[alpine chasm]

Gir SQL era

It should be SQLlite. Best performance.

[muted shuttle]

sql lite

[desert cairn]

POSTGRES

keto uses postgres and can handle 50k servers, gir uses mongo and can barely handle 1. coincidence?

[alpine chasm]

Time to implement DynamoDB to ensure peak performance and reliability for such a critical system.

[polar python]

Can u like detect if the server doesn’t allow keto and just give a link i can copy when i do /fix

[alpine chasm]

What

[desert cairn]

like if its forced to send ephemerally?

[polar python]

I have to do /fix > share video > copy url

[muted shuttle]

Private responses were already added so probably wouldnt be that hard maybe i think

[polar python]

If the bot can’t send msgs here just give me the direct link

[desert cairn]

i think thats possible

labscore did something like it

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-goodness-gracious-labscore-humping-the-wall-labs-core-discord-bot-gif-3738577408459148913

[muted shuttle]

Wgat ?

[sour canyon]

mariadb and mysql 🔛 🔝

[desert cairn]

@shepgoba

who wants me to bless their void ai 📲

[muted shuttle]

Me.

Please send me 67 billion tokens

To username maxine

[desert cairn]

Successfully gifted 3,825,000 credits to maxine (425,000 tax)

[sour canyon]

the robot that gives wrong answers

[muted shuttle]

Thanks.

[desert cairn]

theres a 4250000 limit on transfers and i cant even set my plan

[muted shuttle]

Im so rich

[desert cairn]

me too lowk

[alpine chasm]

Smh its the mexicans again

[chilly bear]

mods doxxing

[muted shuttle]

Thats my number

Delete this

[arctic field]

Maxine maxico confirmed

[alpine chasm]

no

[arctic field]

Answer or the cartel will come for you

[alpine chasm]

nah

[arctic field]

You can never cross the boarded again🥀

It’s over

[desert cairn]

@teal bramble urj website sucks

why did it take like 30s to unlock the model dropdown in void chjat

[alpine chasm]

Why would I cross that border

[desert cairn]

@teal bramble void ai is always down

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble void ai is always down

[alpine chasm]

Thats what you get for a 0$ cost

[lofty hound]

sonnet has gone down a lot this week

[arctic field]

Idk i heard people love trafficing drugs

[alpine chasm]

I'm nowhere close to that border

[velvet zenith]

my shits been going for like 3 hours i think

on sonnet cause its executing a plan

Before it would be done in like an hour so idk what they did to it

[desert cairn]

thjeyre lobotomizing him 💔

[velvet zenith]

They should lobotomize you

[desert cairn]

treue

@velvet zenith Why do the rav4s look goofy

[muted shuttle]

Theyre not that goofy

[alpine chasm]

Which rav4s

[velvet zenith]

Who gaf how they look bro

[desert cairn]

is it just the images

[velvet zenith]

Atleast it wont break in 3 years

[desert cairn]

ive never seen one in perosn

[muted shuttle]

I love these

[velvet zenith]

Theyre a little goofy lowk

[muted shuttle]

1996 Toyota RAV4.

[desert cairn]

wtf is this

[muted shuttle]

Shits older than me

But i fw it

[velvet zenith]

gen 1 rav 4

[desert cairn]

thats goofy as hell

[muted shuttle]

slurs

[velvet zenith]

Say them

Pussy

[muted shuttle]

I wont

[desert cairn]

why did they wait until 2019 to change the rav4 design

[muted shuttle]

Because thats mean

[velvet zenith]

because its toyota

if its not broken theyre not gonna change it

Thats why their shit reliable

And also why their cars didnt have carplay until 2020

[desert cairn]

it needs to change every year

[muted shuttle]

Absolutely not.

[desert cairn]

every 6 months actually

[alpine chasm]

I mean its easy to get a Pioneer head unit with wireless carplay

[velvet zenith]

It doesnt need to change yearly

[muted shuttle]

Yesss change something that works perfectly fine

[desert cairn]

maxine's tism is ticked off rn

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424555633767878696/1427043348925124638/HEHEHHEHE.gif

[alpine chasm]

Cursed

[rich dune]

larp

[muted shuttle]

What

[frosty grail]

🫲😛🫴

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith What about gmc vehicles

[velvet zenith]

Honda

Toyota

Thats it

[desert cairn]

Goddddddd

[velvet zenith]

Even though its not ur money u still gotta think long term buddy

[arctic field]

@lament solar

[muted shuttle]

Lexus

[desert cairn]

Has to be so difficult

Why cant all cars just be good

[versed sun]

Apple Music suggestions are just repeating and starting to get bored of them after listening to it for 5 hours

[velvet zenith]

You dont want your car to be in the shop every 2 months

[velvet zenith]

Money

[muted shuttle]

like mine

[lament solar]

uhh i got lost

[arctic field]

Webcam

And sexual extortion

[lament solar]

oh yes

yeah like i was saying it’s pretty common

[arctic field]

mhmm mhmm

[lament solar]

they inject their malware in your pc and grab pc screenshot and webcam if available

[desert cairn]

No

[lament solar]

then they use that screenshots to ask for money

[arctic field]

Yea ye

[lament solar]

if you been naked on that moment, u are cooked

[arctic field]

Just don’t hopefully

[lament solar]

yeah bad idea being naked in front a camera

on or off

[arctic field]

Just remove the kernel module

It will all be fine

[lament solar]

lmao

duct tape the webcam

[arctic field]

But then they use the mic

[lament solar]

fuck they will hear me moaning

[arctic field]

The best solution is to not give a fuck

[terse dome]

???

[arctic field]

Hey don’t interject like that

Some manners please

[terse dome]

possibly the most out of context message i have ever seen

[arctic field]

Mutual consent ever heard @terse dome

@lament solar yo

[terse dome]

<@&355174844205367317> good evening

[arctic field]

Do you want him in this convo

[spark gale]

maxine

[wild osprey]

Maxine

[muted shuttle]

MAXINE

[lament solar]

what the fuck

lmaooo

[arctic field]

Is that a yes?

[lament solar]

we been talking on #subreddit

[arctic field]

Don’t worry about it

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @muted shuttle

[lament solar]

go get your context

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[arctic field]

@terse dome welcome to the club

[summer cradle]

Anyone here know basic image encoding stuff and know their way around SLADE3

[velvet zenith]

idk

[terse dome]

Good night

[lament solar]

@terse dome my midnight is also your midnight

[arctic field]

Yeah same

[desert cairn]

Wtm

[arctic field]

Lets call this club @lament solar @terse dome …

The midnight club

https://tenor.com/view/jj-jameson-gif-21926056

[velvet zenith]

u want access to the repo

[desert cairn]

What repo

[velvet zenith]

Big change

[muted shuttle]

repo

[frosty grail]

shut the FUCK up

[arctic field]

epo

[muted shuttle]

sorry

[arctic field]

Fuck you too pal

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Wtm

[arctic field]

[muted shuttle]

CINNAMON

[arctic field]

That’s a fat rabbit

[frosty grail]

he weighs about 1.7kg

[arctic field]

Damn

He eating good

[frosty grail]

smol rabbit

[wicked surge]

BUN BUN!

[frosty grail]

kindly yearn suicide

[arctic field]

It’s a man

A man rabbit

Bunnies are ladies

[frosty grail]

mabbit

[arctic field]

Women

It’s a lil man

[wicked surge]

OtterHappy

so cute

[arctic field]

Wait he lives in a cardboard box?

[muted shuttle]

mrhdml does

the bunny lives in the house though

[arctic field]

And pays his own taxes🥹

He is a grown man already😭

[frosty grail]

thats it youre getting spayed

[muted shuttle]

there's not much to remove

[arctic field]

It’s a rabbit

[frosty grail]

and neutered

[muted shuttle]

Ok yay

[frosty grail]

painfully

[muted shuttle]

oh

ok... yay? i think

[frosty grail]

@spark gale ban this individual

[arctic field]

Guy named this individiual:

[arctic field]

Cut her down

Tear her apart splay the gore of profane form across stars

[coral fog]

what?

[arctic field]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211356125689318290

[arctic field]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-you-tone-machine-boi-gif-1669265049360956308

Gabe

Ultrakill

[bright drum]

if they were a plush they would be large

[arctic field]

Pillow?

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[lament solar]

midnight club looks kinda homo ngl

[bright drum]

yea if i had a giant pet liek that i would probably use them as a pillow for my head

[arctic field]

It’s peak

[lament solar]

[arctic field]

No homo

[bright drum]

maybe homo (what is midnight club)

[arctic field]

Animal abuse will not be tolerated

[lament solar]

it’s an exclusive club

[arctic field]

You’re not welcome

We love animals

[lament solar]

yes kinda

[arctic field]

best club ever!!1!!1

@terse dome w

[ashen basin]

Watched these mfs lose 10000 mph in like 10 seconds my god

[arctic field]

Wat

[ashen basin]

Astronauts landing rn

They’re chillin fr

W

[autumn lodge]

https://youtu.be/bIeEGeTd5DE?si=8vZVT5a6sMpYTBHy

Should I try

[lofty hound]

no

[daring aspen]

Pin this if you are racist

[coral fog]

no

[charred ridge]

Yes

[arctic field]

What’s wrong with trying

Even tho it will likely not work

[dense valve]

Because you need an insane amount of skill

And practice
And tools that cost money

[versed sun]

Did not see it had that much dust

[arctic field]

Well wish me luck when im going to replace the battery on my phone

[cerulean scaffold]

My iPhone X say inssufiicant storage when I open a game and I barley have a damn thing on it but the storage say otherwise makes

[muted shuttle]

are you sure it isn't "insufficient memory"

because "insufficient memory" usually refers to the ram

not storage

[tame shuttle]

Oh lord almighty

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[dense valve]

Replacing a battery is easy compared to replacing a nand

[cerulean scaffold]

Let me see what’s happens I uninstall and reinstalled the game. My storage dropped but I don’t know why system data is 46gb makes no sense

[ornate latch]

this ain't youtube shorts

[gilded rapids]

I’m went grocery shopping with the roomie @ornate latch @muted shuttle @ashen basin @arctic field

[jaunty garnet]

should i downgrade from tahoe to sequoia

[muted shuttle]

wow... Thats a lot of groceries

[vital knoll]

smh your ancestors would be ashamed

[gilded rapids]

why 😭

[vital knoll]

general tsos chicken

[gilded rapids]

That’s my roommates lol

we spent around $380 I think

[vital knoll]

is that good or bad I can never tell

[gilded rapids]

meh

Split 380 in half

[arctic field]

You should put these in the freezer

[arctic field]

Don’t be envious he can buy food

[chilly bear]

i don't see any mozzy sticks 👁️

[arctic field]

Expensive food🤤

[versed sun]

Should I clean it

[gilded rapids]

idk about expensive it’s just Costco and Walmart 😭

Inflation being high rn anyways

[chilly bear]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/s/5G4CciCQTJ

[arctic field]

ksp

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle it is official

[muted shuttle]

whar

[hot creek]

I have worked a job before you

[muted shuttle]

ok

Who says i haven't worked a job either

[real cobalt]

Dude picked out the greenest bananas he could find

[hot creek]

Connected to the billboard's wifi rn

[hot creek]

My remote camera access 0 day

[muted shuttle]

Ofc you cant use cellular

[hot creek]

Picture before the trauma began

[real cobalt]

What trauma

[hot creek]

The dinner rush

The dishwasher was full the sink was full the other sink was full the counter was full 😭

[arctic field]

Put the fries in da bag

[thick tapir]

so glad i work retail not anything food related

[arctic field]

Whatchu retailing

[thick tapir]

i get to jack off all day and nobody really cares that much

[arctic field]

Ok

[polar python]

Wow is ts guy working

[arctic field]

Didn’t he yesterday say j*b?

[gilded rapids]

Roommate did because we’re slow at eating them

[thick tapir]

slightly underripe bananas are honestly better imo

i want a nice firm banana not some like overly soft thing yk?

[velvet zenith]

you're gay

[feral plank]

Linux is crazy vro

Have to do 1125 updates o_O

[gusty gulch]

@vocal plinth @ashen basin @hexed lily look at how purple this shit is

[vapid spruce]

meow

[chilly bear]

what is that

[rotund glade]

a hand

[chilly bear]

oh

[gusty gulch]

weed

[vapid spruce]

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[autumn lodge]

I saw someone on TikTok calling nugget dynamic wallpapers a jailbreak

[vapid spruce]

🆗

[ashen basin]

Mmmmm I can smell it

[vocal plinth]

Nice

[autumn lodge]

Did Snapchat remove jailbreak detection cuz I ain’t getting detected

On latest

[ornate latch]

laced with fentanyl

[chilly bear]

ggs

ur banned 💔

[exotic thistle]

meow

:3

[muted shuttle]

What a weird looking flower.

[tame shuttle]

Gotta be moss

[muted shuttle]

Smoking that moss pack

[tame shuttle]

[exotic thistle]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[muted shuttle]

Pmo that i cant use my discord orbs for the hello kitty decorations

:(

[velvet imp]

its probably because it's a collab

[muted shuttle]

i knowww but it sucks

Cause theyre expensive as is

[gusty gulch]

where the fuck you getting your weed from

[gusty gulch]

it's 30 fucking dollars

I hope no girl buys it that's insane

[gusty gulch]

skunk

[muted shuttle]

i need an eboy to buy it for me

Sighhhh

@fervent dove hey…

[gusty gulch]

yes I always recommend taking advantage of men's money

[polar python]

What?

[ornate latch]

nowhere

i'm a law abiding citizen.

[gusty gulch]

it's legal

lol

[ornate latch]

not here

i don't live in california

[gusty gulch]

sucks for u

[ornate latch]

not really

[gusty gulch]

hello my beautiful husband

[ornate latch]

i never felt like smoking

so it's fine

[polar python]

Stupid ass fucking idiot

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble What is your cat doing

[gusty gulch]

pay for me to get my hair dyed pink

[sour canyon]

drugs in general :/

[gusty gulch]

@vital knoll @low mortar petition to make stick pay to get my hair pink

[gusty gulch]

okay

[real cobalt]

i agree bro but no need to be "self-righteous" is the best word i can think of

just dont say anything

[muted shuttle]

Wow u finally switched back to iPhone congrats

[thick tapir]

as you proceed to repeat the same opinion? whilst acting like you are better for keeping it to yourself? except you are failing to keep it to yourself because your sharing it with everyone?

[real cobalt]

so he doesnt get the wrong idea

[thick tapir]

okay but you are being more self righteous than him in the process of calling him out for being self righteous

[real cobalt]

telling him not to be self-righteous would come off differently if i disagreed

ok sorry

just tryna help da dude out cuz i used to be the same way

[exotic thistle]

get sugar daddy

shrimple

anyways i agree, can we keep drugs out of the jailbreak server

seems like common sense to me

[gusty gulch]

lol this was 2021

or 2022

[ashen basin]

Idk where it is but it’s officially officially leaked now

[tranquil plover]

Do Apple Watches with older watchOS versions sell for more?

[real cobalt]

maybe

check how they sell on ebay

filter by sold items

[gilded rapids]

I cant believe I spent $90 on a toothbrush

hopefully it’s good

[thick tapir]

i use the free toothbrush from the dentist 🥱

electric toothbrushes make me uncomfortable i hate having my whole jaw vibrating

genuinely such an awful feeling idk how people stand it let alone prefer it to a normal toothbrush

[gilded rapids]

normal toothbrushes just don’t feel clean idk

[feral plank]

Anyone familiar with Linux here?

If so dose encrypting my date Slow down performance in stuff or no?

[snow crypt]

[vocal plinth]

Agree mine has a water pick built into it

[gilded rapids]

Oh those are super nice

[hot creek]

Illegal drugs

[uncut token]

My computer just went black randomly and I force restarted and windows apparently knows

[hot creek]

Ali express blacklisted me because i abused the new user deal lol

My card, my address, my email 😭

Hell even my name

[jagged turret]

encrypting your date?

[feral plank]

Mhm

[jagged turret]

what's that supposed to mean

[feral plank]

🙄

[ornate latch]

i assume he meant data

[jagged turret]

oh that would make sense

[jagged turret]

no not really, your disk is probably slower and most cpus have hardware accelerated encryption

[hot creek]

Bro my room smells like straight ass

@ruby copper Furry pfp deco

[cinder pebble]

Good shit lowk

[feral plank]

Ohh Okayy

[half compass]

Tas

[ruby copper]

gm

@half compass I'm magic tiling

[slim nova]

why is muffin there

[hard quarry]

furries suck

the last good one ive seen was 2021

[hot creek]

was it nebula

[hard quarry]

no