general

[desert cairn]

What the helly

[ruby copper]

Gm

[desert cairn]

explain this, goyim

[velvet zenith]

Hes almost ready

[half compass]

Claude hallucination

thats why

[desert cairn]

<t:1775767131701>

[polar python]

<t:1775767131701>

[half compass]

<t:1775767131701>

[simple drift]

go handbrake go

[feral plank]

<t:1775767131701>

[half compass]

acatto is updating plans in the future

[velvet zenith]

no he isnt

[half compass]

yea he is

[desert cairn]

foi dai

[velvet zenith]

That guy does like nothing and then voidai gets worse daily

[polar python]

foi dai

[half compass]

he's updating them at <t:1775767131701>

[desert cairn]

i need the indian that goes through the api logs to set my plan manually in the db

[velvet zenith]

Just sql inject bro

[half compass]

@velvet zenith

[velvet zenith]

Its probably all slop

[half compass]

Beta he needs help

Set his plan beta.

[velvet zenith]

It probably doesnt filter input

[polar python]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn Get your new Mac ready with Personal Setup.

[ornate latch]

ts still works

Cool.

[desert cairn]

what that

[half compass]

kill it so acatto suffers

[narrow crown]

hi jeff wassup

[ornate latch]

did i never send it in the gc

[desert cairn]

idk

[half compass]

kill it bro

u moron

[ornate latch]

no

[muted shuttle]

java.lang.UnsupportedOperationException: Payload yamlconfig:clientbound_sync_config may not be sent to the client!

[ornate latch]

i'm gonna use it

[muted shuttle]

Go ai slop go

[ornate latch]

go fuck yourself

[half compass]

go fuck yourself

[muted shuttle]

???

[polar python]

go fuck yourself

[glacial valve]

skill issue

[arctic field]

Java🤮

[glacial valve]

shut up

[half compass]

i ate the soup of misery and anger this morning

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @polar python @glacial valve @half compass gn

[arctic field]

Go garbage collect smh

[polar python]

@muted shuttle @polar python @glacial valve @half compass gn

[muted shuttle]

Goodnight

[half compass]

@muted shuttle @polar python @glacial valve @half compass gn

[glacial valve]

no way it's already your bedtime

[half compass]

Goede night

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle @polar python @glacial valve @half compass gn

[ornate latch]

@muted shuttle @polar python @glacial valve @half compass gn

[glacial valve]

inb4 rust glaze

[rich dune]

@muted shuttle @polar python @glacial valve @half compass gn

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle @polar python @glacial valve @half compass gn

[velvet zenith]

@jagged turret

[arctic field]

I don’t use rust

[half compass]

You aint memory safe enough

[glacial valve]

shut up

[half compass]

rust is

[glacial valve]

go away

[polar python]

@wary badge do u hav hue pro or normal hub

[rich dune]

@ruby copper gn:D

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yo whyd we make the daemon in rust again

[arctic field]

I ain’t glazing jkcoxson

I don’t like him

[desert cairn]

cause its easy

[velvet zenith]

Why didnt we just make it in assembly

[jagged turret]

JVM is the most memory safe thing we have to date

[desert cairn]

do it then

[velvet zenith]

Nah

[glacial valve]

fr

[half compass]

Rust is

[arctic field]

But it’s garbage

[half compass]

Java sucks

[arctic field]

C# is better

[jagged turret]

No it collects the garbage

[glacial valve]

statement by the utterly damaged

[coarse ginkgo]

discord when instead of fixing the mem leak, they just restart the app in the background

[glacial valve]

Go to hell

[jagged turret]

Alright buddy

[arctic field]

It’s full of garbage

[ornate latch]

beautiful

thank you

[arctic field]

Yall use java because your universities tell you to

[coarse ginkgo]

no, i use java because in mentally handicapped

[glacial valve]

it's considered a solution

[arctic field]

Spoiled by the system

[coarse ginkgo]

were not the same

[glacial valve]

No, because it's good

C# is garbage

[arctic field]

Ok buddy

Chum pal

Sure it is

[half compass]

@arctic field גוֹי

[arctic field]

Now lets take you to bed

[coarse ginkgo]

ok avalonia glazer

[velvet zenith]

At university they tell you to use haskell

[coarse ginkgo]

wait no you glazed wails

[arctic field]

קירח

[glacial valve]

1. Not rust

2. nice performance

[desert cairn]

the electron alternatives all suck

[coarse ginkgo]

its golang my guy 😭

[glacial valve]

never tried it tho, some people I know just glazed it

[coarse ginkgo]

ur getting support from all the 19 people that use it

[glacial valve]

the 30k stars on github

[coarse ginkgo]

star =/= use

[muted shuttle]

go ai slop go

[polar python]

Thx

[half compass]

I aint playing ts

[glacial valve]

Can I say a slur

[coarse ginkgo]

the command failure above:

[arctic field]

No

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[half compass]

yea when shes offline

[arctic field]

Mods

[half compass]

we always do that

[muted shuttle]

It was /nickname not /nick

[glacial valve]

skill issue

[arctic field]

Make him write only in rust for the rest of his life

[muted shuttle]

lp user kittymaxine permission set luckperms.* true

[glacial valve]

mineek released the username ????

what a fucking pussy

[arctic field]

Make him never use object oriented programming

[muted shuttle]

dog i've had it for months at this point

[arctic field]

Mods

[coarse ginkgo]

he gave/sold it to shep and shep gave it to maxine

:/

[polar python]

dog i've had it for months at this point

[arctic field]

Make him write a simple hello world program in c++

[coarse ginkgo]

@fervent dove are u an ai

shit bot

[polar python]

@fervent dove are u an ai

[hard comet]

peak

[velvet zenith]

so boring bro ,.,

[arctic field]

1 min video

I ain’t watchin allat

[wary badge]

Normal

[glacial valve]

yeah fr

[hard comet]

no ones forcing you

[polar python]

Nvm i answered my own question apparently hue pro forces matter

[glacial valve]

broke activities

[polar python]

And matter sucks ass

[wary badge]

Idek what the pro does except support security hstuff

[arctic field]

Now i must

[polar python]

it comes w the kits nowadays

i ended up getting them seperate #FuckMatter

[wary badge]

Depending on the kit yea

The kit i bought had the basic and its perfectly fine for me

[coarse ginkgo]

hey, theres slurs in this @muted shuttle

[wary badge]

I have like 16 bulbs 2 switches 1 motion sensor

[coarse ginkgo]

please ban

[hard comet]

please no

[glacial valve]

all these r people can't enjoy something so they have to film it to feel socially accepted

[hard comet]

ts was the loudest concert ive ever been to istg. couldn’t even hear ken and xav made me deaf 😭

[wary badge]

@polar python what hue shit r u buying

[hard comet]

eh they weren’t filming constantly

[rich dune]

#include <print>
int main(int argc,const char**argv){std::println("hi.");}

c++23

[glacial valve]

thankfully

[arctic field]

So basically anyone in a show

[glacial valve]

mental illness

[coarse ginkgo]

this is why i dont write c++, it has stds

[polar python]

4 bulbs a dimmer and a hub

[velvet zenith]

Sorry

[glacial valve]

fr

[wary badge]

U do not need the pro whatsoever

[polar python]

I think it wouldve been slightly cheaper to get a pro kit ngl

[wary badge]

Amazon sells the kits even cheaper usually too btw

[glacial valve]

@desert cairn why is opus dumb

[velvet zenith]

@polar python Is your mac arrived

[wary badge]

Did u already order

[hard comet]

except this one girl istg she was filming herself the whole goddamn time

[polar python]

ye

[arctic field]

Bro this is so unnecessary

[muted shuttle]

@polar python Is your mac arrived

[velvet zenith]

Whats your context at

[wary badge]

Why do u buy things without consulting mep

[velvet zenith]

Nice

[arctic field]

Why the args and why include print vro🥀

[hard comet]

mind you she was also doing this at another concert

[polar python]

Bc theyre hue bulbs i cant really fuck it up other than spending more money than needed

[glacial valve]

25%

[velvet zenith]

L

[wary badge]

But ull settle for an airpod as ur main tv speaker

I hate you

[polar python]

The essentials get pink when u dim them on warm white

And warm white is like the only color i use

[glacial valve]

I want this clanker to reverse ts because I cba

not to spoon feed this clanker

[polar python]

I got the sonos

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle clanker

[velvet zenith]

It wont unless you groom it

[glacial valve]

You seem to be an expert in that matter

[hard comet]

am i just going deaf or is it normal that having to listen to anything on speaker requires way more attention than airpods

[wary badge]

I am super happy w the basic bulbs the only L is theyre 800 lumens

[rich dune]

why use std::cout when std::print got added in c++23

[velvet zenith]

Yeah i tell claude to do shit it doesnt want to

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle based song

[muted shuttle]

Thx

[arctic field]

Sure but why the args

[polar python]

Also i have a vocolinc bulb and when homekit adaptive lighting kicks in i can notice it when it steps down in warmth

And its very similar spec to the essentials so they prolly do the same shit

[rich dune]

muscle memory

[glacial valve]

why use C++ when you can use C

[bitter gazelle]

@glacial valve

[glacial valve]

gm

[arctic field]

Idk about you but when i write “public static void Main” i don’t write my annual string[] args

[bitter gazelle]

gm frenchie

[rich dune]

oop
I changed my mind, it’s cool actually

[rich dune]

🤷🏻‍♂️

[arctic field]

But sure fair

[glacial valve]

What will this counter reach

smh

[rich dune]

typeof(counter)?

[polar python]

@wary badge What automations do u use w ur motion sensor

[muted shuttle]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEypHeNWEAAK76S.webp

[glacial valve]

no, the -(n) days left

[arctic field]

A String with capital s

[rich dune]

.

[wary badge]

Just turns on the lights and turns off after 10 min of inactivity in my bathroom and i also have it set to use a dim night loght mode after 10pm so its not blinding in midnight pisses

[hard comet]

jerk off detection

sorry

[rich dune]

why use c when you can use arm64 asm

[polar python]

Dont u need a uwb sensor for that

Oh bathroom i thought that said bedroom

[wary badge]

I couldve done it in my
Bedroom too

[muted shuttle]

Jeff puts cameras in his bathroom so the lights turn on

[arctic field]

Why use arm64 asm when you can just write hexadecimal

[glacial valve]

retweet

[bitter gazelle]

thats cool

i need a good zigbee/matter motion sensor

[muted shuttle]

oh i forgot to take my e

oops

[bitter gazelle]

i have the ikea one and it sucks

doesnt see me when going up or down stairs

[autumn lodge]

Is apple updating iOS 15 16 17 to patch darksword?

[bitter gazelle]

only one at a time, not both

[bitter gazelle]

no

[arctic field]

I mean maybe they will

[autumn lodge]

They just patched kfd

[velvet zenith]

only ios 18

and 26

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[wary badge]

Hue is wroth it for sure

[polar python]

aqara has good sensors if u want people detection

[wary badge]

Everything just works for me thus far

[half compass]

yes

sorry i lied

made it all up!

[bitter gazelle]

i just need basic detection

[wary badge]

It integrates to homekit too

[bitter gazelle]

for going up the stairs

the area is weird

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[bitter gazelle]

very tall ceiling

[alpine chasm]

Bruh https://www.reddit.com/r/microsoftsucks/s/sjtOBrBrJ7

[coarse ginkgo]

Ok

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[coarse ginkgo]

Ok

[wary badge]

TempleOS my beloved

[thick tapir]

fuck idk if i should call off of work

[glacial valve]

.data
.msg:
  .asciz "Hello, World!\n"
len = . - msg

.text
.global _start
_start:
  mov x16, #0x4
  mov x0, #1
  adrp x1, msg@PAGE
  add x1, x1, msg@PAGEOFF
  mov x2, len
  svc #0x80
  mov x0, xzr
  ret

this should work

[muted shuttle]

16player crack

@spark gale Your team is emailing me again

[coarse ginkgo]

"keyString": "-----BEGIN PRIVATE KEY-----\nMIG2AgEAMBAGByqGSM49AgEGBSuBBAAiBIGeMIGbAgEBBDBR+gh9bvWcqsAOXD9M\nrHUiMiVJck21flqi3Py+CPYUF5BADVlsDko20ONwrBNuLgahZANiAAT7bKR/bOwz\nKiC4/iu/Tqn0pI52NrbLSBLoLDsuUQcVLjerWDRY0/ueU+jRV1HzqZQwW+yN7xdG\ndNn58iCa1nB2hrJwy6xyKWbjsocxWQUTFPPLIQFS+Bt/K4+9r1vKCtk=\n-----END PRIVATE KEY-----\n

[muted shuttle]

Thx

[coarse ginkgo]

yw

hacking into your van rn

[muted shuttle]

?

[coarse ginkgo]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

Its already hacked by darksword

[muted shuttle]

Dont make the engine explode on the highway please

[coarse ginkgo]

too late

[glacial valve]

there's no point in a fucking chrysler minivan bro

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle When ordering parts from rockauto be sure to get it from as many different warehouses as possible

[glacial valve]

get back to hacking nbt evo

[velvet zenith]

I just got 2 magnets

[muted shuttle]

Yo

Great strat

[coarse ginkgo]

ok mr does nothing but whines

[glacial valve]

yes

[half compass]

Anything but removing the newlines

[thick tapir]

i also really dont want to work fucking 4 hours all alone

fucking hate solo shifts

[coarse ginkgo]

blame bmw

[polar python]

@wary badge Hi. Robot vacuums. Slop or worth it.

[bitter gazelle]

why bmw

[glacial valve]

is that L3?

[muted shuttle]

Slop if its not irobot or shark

[coarse ginkgo]

l4

[muted shuttle]

I think

[wary badge]

I want one but im not willing to spend $800 on a one TB at isnt slop

[polar python]

irobot sucks

[wary badge]

That isnt*

bc the cheap ones r all slop

[glacial valve]

cuz they shipped it like that

[bitter gazelle]

@glacial valve i got an SE2 on 14.4 wdyt

[wary badge]

Even brands w good ones

[muted shuttle]

peak

[bitter gazelle]

ikr

[polar python]

why does it look like that

[glacial valve]

I think you should jailbreak it with [redacted]

[muted shuttle]

APEX

[bitter gazelle]

what is redacted

[coarse ginkgo]

was SE2 A11 ?

[bitter gazelle]

i have taurine

[bitter gazelle]

A13

[polar python]

bro does not need all them wheels

[wary badge]

If u have pets too u def need a nice one or else itss nightmare

[glacial valve]

Oh slop

[coarse ginkgo]

oh yeah a13

mb

[bitter gazelle]

i have A11 too

iPhone 8

[muted shuttle]

a14 14.8.1

rage is consuming me...

[wary badge]

Ive seen videos of robot vacuums smearing shit all across apartments

[glacial valve]

leave it for 6-7 months in dfu so you can pwn it

[bitter gazelle]

i have a cat and i dont have a robot vacuum

[bitter gazelle]

💀

i have jb bro

i dont need pwndfu

[glacial valve]

just fun

fr

[polar python]

all the robos have mops so u get a mid vacuum and a useless mop

[wary badge]

I mean if u get one w a pet u dont want a cheap one or else itll smear shit and piss all over

[bitter gazelle]

my cat never leaves shit or piss on the floor tho

so

[polar python]

tbf thats probably not a concern with a cat

[bitter gazelle]

not an issue

[wary badge]

My cats puked on the floor

[coarse ginkgo]

@vestal jacinth hi

[wary badge]

Same dif

[polar python]

oh right i forgot they do that

[wary badge]

They do indeed

[velvet zenith]

@polar python You dont need a robot vacuum

[bitter gazelle]

oh yeah they do do that

[velvet zenith]

Or mop

[bitter gazelle]

mine hasnt done it in a good half year

[coarse ginkgo]

dawg u need help

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966830763968430180/1236924340382208042/caption.gif

[bitter gazelle]

@glacial valve what tweaks do i install

[wary badge]

Free jeff

[glacial valve]

16Player

[vestal jacinth]

bro i was on holiday forgot to shutdown my pc at home games running

[bitter gazelle]

is it free

[coarse ginkgo]

scrobbit, rune, nexus

[bitter gazelle]

what does scrobbit do

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1456051683879555185/IMB_0ZyGtq.gif

[coarse ginkgo]

scrubble but better

[bitter gazelle]

oh last.fm

mid

holy larp

[wary badge]

Ur mid

[coarse ginkgo]

Ur mid

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/last-fm-spotify-wrapped-music-dog-rejection-weirded-out-gif-2852139180125226669

[bitter gazelle]

nah no one just cares about my music taste fr

[bitter gazelle]

FR

wow i dont own rune

2.5 dollars hell naw

[glacial valve]

I already gave all my data to palantir

be lucky

[bitter gazelle]

i do have nexus tho

[wary badge]

R u the luna i think u r or a different one

[bitter gazelle]

but i didnt like it

[muted shuttle]

@obtuse ruin drop a key

[bitter gazelle]

which one

[wary badge]

Oh is that juna im thinking of

Whos the one who blocked me and has shitty taste

[vestal jacinth]

hello guys,
gott a Problem with Iphone 11 because i wanted to update it with the apple devices app but the update half way failed and now it doesnt boot and goes into recovery mode i tried factory reset but doesnt works too because he than forces me to update my phone and this failes againg and the other way is to update but this failes too i tried every tutorial like on apple website ans this website but i cant do it what now? pls i need help

[bitter gazelle]

oh then thats not me

💀

[polar python]

the only type of excercise @desert cairn and @velvet zenith do

[glacial valve]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1266535437967691826/1459223535271546973/caption.gif

[simple drift]

christ

[bitter gazelle]

hi kate

[coarse ginkgo]

itunes

[simple drift]

gm

[vestal jacinth]

doesnt work

[vestal storm]

hey guys i have a macbook that needs to get restored and im trying to find somewhere to ask, i know this is primarily for ios devices so is there any better place to ask for help or nah

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[bitter gazelle]

macs are hell

idevicerestore doesnt play with it

use another mac

[vestal storm]

shit well

thanks

[bitter gazelle]

if u can

[vestal storm]

i got this for 20 dollars

[bitter gazelle]

go to an apple store or reseller

[vestal storm]

from the thrift

😭

[simple drift]

you need another mac

[bitter gazelle]

which one

thats a great price

[vestal storm]

yeah ik

[simple drift]

or

[bitter gazelle]

worth getting it to work

[simple drift]

actually

wait

[bitter gazelle]

is it fmi off?

[vestal storm]

no clue

[bitter gazelle]

send serial

[simple drift]

is it a intel or m series mac

[simple drift]

no

bruh

[vestal storm]

m2 2022

[bitter gazelle]

fair

[bitter gazelle]

daamnnn

[simple drift]

hm

[bitter gazelle]

great price

[simple drift]

ok

[vestal storm]

ik dude

shits crazy

[bitter gazelle]

you better pray its fmi off

[wary badge]

@polar python what other smart home shit do u have

[vestal storm]

but i have friends with macs so

ill just ask one of them

[bitter gazelle]

yea

[vestal storm]

thanks tho

[polar python]

dreo fan, samsung tv, sonos, hue lights

ummmmm

[bitter gazelle]

on sonoma and higher itll just show up in finder

[vestal storm]

lost an hour trying to fix idevicerestore

[polar python]

thats all ican rember rn

[wary badge]

Fuck is dreo

[vestal storm]

and i didnt have a linux machine so i had to use wsl

[bitter gazelle]

otherwise use apple configurator

[vestal storm]

unlucky

[simple drift]

https://support.apple.com/en-gb/108900

guide

[vestal storm]

yea i saw

[bitter gazelle]

it wont work on linux either 😭

[polar python]

VEry good fan and it has very good homebridge support i love it

[bitter gazelle]

my friend tried for a good 2 days

it does not wokr

[wary badge]

Its a fucking fan

[polar python]

I got it for free cuz i applied to some insta shit

[wary badge]

What the fuck would i need a fan for

[polar python]

To cool u down u fucking idiot

[bitter gazelle]

blowing

[vestal storm]

yea i thought it would so thats why i tried

[wary badge]

Im not european i have ac

[simple drift]

i use configurator anyway

[vestal storm]

😭

[chilly bear]

@half compass hey i just made a discovery

[wary badge]

Fuckin eurochud

[bitter gazelle]

im european i have ac but it doesnt work

it broke on me during the summer

[polar python]

Im pretty sure our ac only has 1 vent

[bitter gazelle]

💀

[wary badge]

im european
Checks

[polar python]

Well in the apt im going to

[bitter gazelle]

shut up!

[polar python]

Idk itll be like 80 degrees and sometimes i dont turn on the ac cuz the fan works so well

[wary badge]

I like the idea of smarthome shit but nothingg is appealing to me

[polar python]

Oh i also got a door sensor

[wary badge]

The lights r great for my apt but thats it

[polar python]

Cuz it was like $10 and pairs to my eufy hub

[bitter gazelle]

is it safe to pull keys off macbook keyboards

[wary badge]

For what purpose

[hot creek]

If my ac broke i would cry

[polar python]

It beeps when u open the door

I like that

[wary badge]

Ok schizo

[bitter gazelle]

i have a smart lock

its cool asf

ion carry keys anymore

[wary badge]

Ill def nerd out on entry gear when i live somewhere that permits it

[hot creek]

Hey you do that too

[polar python]

i think we'll have rfid tags so i will need to find a way to clone them

or nfc

idfk

amy would know

[bitter gazelle]

just get a nuki lock

[hot creek]

@polar python can i crack

[bitter gazelle]

can retrofit to an existing door lock

no need for special shit it just sticks on

[wary badge]

The unifi doorbells integrate w apple wallet as door key

Im def going unifi for entry stuff

When i do

[bitter gazelle]

🤤

[wary badge]

Unifi my beloved

[polar python]

idk what other unifi shit i could even get

u said their nas is mid

i wanna point a camera to the street and setup gemma or something to text me when ups/amazon is here and i have packages out for delivery

[hot creek]

Air you never responded

[wary badge]

Grab one of their cams

[polar python]

YEah u can crack

[wary badge]

Their security cameras also have local AI detection

[hot creek]

@polar python Whats ur deadname

[glacial valve]

jeff when someone buys something other than unifi

[polar python]

I doubt itll work the way i want i need to train it on like ups / amazon images

[hot creek]

Thank

[wary badge]

Expose the rtsp stream to ur homelab and do ur shit there

Use unifi protect for general stuff + that for ur custom rahrah

[hot creek]

Good idea

Hacking it rn

[polar python]

i gave up on the doorbell being in unifi protect

not possible on a battery one

without extreme jankiness

[hot creek]

Im pregnant and stkc is the father

[wary badge]

Shouldve just got unifi doorbell vro

[polar python]

I cant wire it dumbass

[hot creek]

Fr

[hot creek]

Damn liberal

[kindred drum]

Can I jailbreak clash Royale on a Android?

[alpine chasm]

no

Also this is iOS only

[kindred drum]

Oo

Thx man

[polar python]

g4 instant is fine i guess

but i can get a eufy cam for half the price

[hot creek]

Eufy is shit

Do you plan to record to nvr

[polar python]

no

[hot creek]

Are you using rtsp

[polar python]

the homebase has built in storage anyway

yeah ill need rtsp

[teal bramble]

@polar python Department of Homeland Security

[hot creek]

Bro got the eufy homebase

[wary badge]

So does ur udr7

[hot creek]

The eufy's rtsp is hot ass btw

[wary badge]

And u can use an sd card in it

[lilac patio]

I finally got a new phone💀

[wary badge]

Cheap easy nvr storage

[hot creek]

Mine records 2k but to sd card only. If you enable rtsp it limits it to 1080p

[hot creek]

nebby

[lilac patio]

😌

17 pro max

[polar python]

NEBBY

https://tenor.com/view/nebby-squid-fortnite-woag-gif-1133539128962283411

[lilac patio]

😂😂

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1491256020968669245/togif.gif

[polar python]

@hot creek UPDATE: Used this camera for a couple of weeks and I started to hear voices. It was faint. Then it became prominent. Clearly someone was watching me as I hear them specifically talking about me. 2 factor is on as well as other security measures. I also notice my pan n tilt S320 became compromised. I immediately disconnected this camera and deleted it. I looked up info on indoor wifi cameras being hacked and it seems to be an easy thing to do especially this camera.

[wary badge]

@polar python did u grab any ui switches

[polar python]

i dont think i need any

oh i might i only have 3 ethernets

[wary badge]

What does that even mean

3 ethernets

[hot creek]

get a network switch dummy

[solar forge]

what’s y’all battery health ⁉️

[polar python]

3 ports

[hot creek]

67

[polar python]

cuz i am not buying a $67 sfp to rj45 adapter

or w/e its called

[solar forge]

I need a switch soon

[polar python]

might as well get a switch

[lilac patio]

100💀

[polar python]

oh yeah ur right

i am cooked

i need a switch :/

[coarse ginkgo]

you need 10 gig

[lilac patio]

Should I get a Mac mini, iMac or MacBook?👀

[wary badge]

I have a 5 port 10 gig switch at my desk for nas/homelab/desktop
8 port gbe switch in entertainment stand
16 port gbe switch in utlity closet w router

[solar forge]

my phone is a bomb and it’s gonna explode

[polar python]

sonos
atv
pc
hue
homebase
internet in

i think thats all i need to hardwire

oh the mac mini

[lilac patio]

💀

[polar python]

ok what switch do i buy

[hot creek]

literally no one needs 10 gig

[wary badge]

R u getting gigabit or 2gig from isp

[hot creek]

One with 67 ports

[lilac patio]

What are you guys tryna do, hack someone’s hub??😭😭😭

[hot creek]

@polar python buy 10/100 switch lol

[polar python]

2gig for the first year then i am going down to 1gb unless i can aaron my way into another discount

[solar forge]

isp advertised speeds ar a fucking scam

[wary badge]

Just grab 1 flex mini gbe and 1 flex mini 2.5gbe i guess

Use the 1gig one for smart home shit and 2.5 for conputers

$30 and $50 respectively

5 port switches

[polar python]

am i not fine with just one 2gig

i dont need to wire the sonos tbf

[wary badge]

I said 1 2.5 and 1 1g

[solar forge]

My internet thint is 2 gigabit but the highest I’ve gotten is 600something mbps

[polar python]

where do u live and do u have fiber

[wary badge]

This is a u issue

[solar forge]

virginia and uhhh no

[lilac patio]

It might be that reason

[solar forge]

how

[polar python]

i dont think getting non advertised speeds is an issue on fiber

[solar forge]

why are they selling shit they know people can’t use then

[hot creek]

Depends

[solar forge]

my isp doesn’t have fiber I’m pretty sure

[polar python]

i always maxxed out my 1gb fiber in ny

[wary badge]

U can still get 2gig without fiber

[polar python]

gonna suck ass

[hot creek]

What about over wifi trolley

[polar python]

2gb down 10mb up

[solar forge]

shouldn’t wifi be able to go to 700mbps or more anyway

[low mortar]

5gbps at peak

[wary badge]

I have 2 gig from verizon and get this to my phone over wifi

[solar forge]

wtf

[wary badge]

(Shoutout to unifi + wifi7)

[low mortar]

REAL

have you turned on mlo

[wary badge]

Yes

[solar forge]

so the only way I can get like

[wary badge]

Only for 5+6ghz tho

2.4 is slop

Only my iot wifi network uses 2.4

[teal bramble]

696

[solar forge]

anything above 600mbps would be ethernet ?

[low mortar]

no

you can push 5 over the best of the best wifi

[solar forge]

what about with normal wifi

[low mortar]

most wifi 7 devices right now willl do 2.2

it depends on what you consider normal

[solar forge]

i only have one wifi 7 thing and it’s not my router

[low mortar]

like what gen of wifi

[solar forge]

wifi 6e

[low mortar]

that'll do 2gbps

[chilly bear]

wifi 4

[polar python]

@wary badge $20 shipping

[solar forge]

well fuck

[wary badge]

Get it from microcenter or something u cheap fuck

Or ispsupplies

Idk

[teal bramble]

i had a router that was wifi 4

torture

fr

[low mortar]

im at this rn on 6e

[solar forge]

wifi only does that and ethernet only goes up to 1gbps for me because only my pc has 2.5g

[teal bramble]

how do u see this

[coarse ginkgo]

I need to switch to 2.5 gig on my home network

[low mortar]

hold option/alt and press the wifi symbol in menu bar

[coarse ginkgo]

uplink is 1gig, but at least i get 2.5 locally

[polar python]

too much work

[teal bramble]

oh i thought u were on ios

lmao

[low mortar]

you can on ios actually

but it needs a profile

[wary badge]

Based

[teal bramble]

oh ? 👁️

[wary badge]

Make sure u also buy premium patch cables with etherlightning

[low mortar]

its like the wifi debugging profile or smth

[wary badge]

Important

[polar python]

Nope fuck you already bought cable matters for $6.70 on amazon

[solar forge]

https://www.speedtest.net/result/i/7032167356 ahhhh

this shit sucks

[wary badge]

Nah i also use cablematters

Did u get cat6

[gilded rapids]

getting hotpot rn @chilly bear

All you can eat hotpot and Korean bbq for $25

[polar python]

ye

[chilly bear]

fat fuck awesome!

[gilded rapids]

.

[wary badge]

Good boy

[polar python]

im not @hot creek im not buying cat 5

[wary badge]

Isn’t all kbbq all u can eat

[teal bramble]

volkswagen is a sponsor in ts

[gilded rapids]

Not all places

I learned that when I visited nyc and Chicago

stkcs new place has Korean bbq girls

[teal bramble]

Wtf

@jazzy

[wary badge]

can i visit ur new place in 2 weeks @polar python

[teal bramble]

can i visit ur new place in 2 weeks @polar python

[polar python]

Probably

Ur on the other side of the earf

[autumn lodge]

Y’all know a jailbreak tweak to make me have a blacked out notch and a fake rounded top for fake dynamic island?

[wary badge]

IM IN LA NEXT WEEK BRO

[teal bramble]

Doesn’t mean i cant come

[polar python]

Not u the german fucker

[chilly bear]

noted.

[polar python]

Or w/e u are

[low mortar]

where is evil stkc

[wary badge]

Ill be in LA 20th-25th

[chilly bear]

got it

[teal bramble]

im gonna make sure to bring a few pipes and some gas

[wary badge]

Cc @frosty grail

[polar python]

i move in the 15th or 18th idk yet but prolly 18th

[low mortar]

@polar python is omni vibecoded or do you actually know programming now

[half compass]

what are you smoking

why would volkswagen be a sponsor

[teal bramble]

look it up

[polar python]

yes i am number one swift dev

[teal bramble]

idk?

[wary badge]

Vibecoded with voidai

[polar python]

swift SUCKS

[muted shuttle]

Fibecoded with foidai

[low mortar]

HI KITTY

[teal bramble]

foid coded

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[half compass]

ai hallucinations

[teal bramble]

look it up

[polar python]

Hey wtf they robbed me

[muted shuttle]

"They"

Its just me

[polar python]

Oh ok i know ur poor and struggling so u can have it

[muted shuttle]

Thx

[ashen basin]

My bad

[low mortar]

can i have some

[polar python]

Ask @teal bramble he's giving away shekels on Revolut

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Maxine

[teal bramble]

Hi

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble acatto

[half compass]

that's not volkswagen

[teal bramble]

then what is it

wagen des volks

[half compass]

it's a food company

[teal bramble]

ohh

[polar python]

das auto

[wary badge]

My parents network now @polar python

[teal bramble]

hitler made volkswagen btw

[muted shuttle]

JefRoom

[wary badge]

JefRoom

[low mortar]

thats a lot of aps

[polar python]

This dude has an ap in his fucking closet i hate you

[half compass]

explains why you love it so much

[polar python]

Cant go 30 seconds without gigabit wifi

[hot creek]

Epstien island

[teal bramble]

gulp

[wary badge]

40mhz on 5ghz is NOT gigabit

[teal bramble]

how much did ts cost

[polar python]

Why is it 40mhz

[wary badge]

Because look at how many aps

Too dense

[teal bramble]

like u

ha ha

[polar python]

My wifi is so fucked rn tp link randomly said i should use 80mhz and i just lowered it bc idc atp

[wary badge]

Go goon loser

[teal bramble]

:(

[chilly bear]

?

[solar forge]

I don’t think any of my laptops have wifi 6e except my fucked up ass macbook air

[chilly bear]

there are children in this server.

[teal bramble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1213344249014255676/1260367834417205310/54ae93ab94b84e2ab35f07c557ac1714.gif?width=551&height=670

[polar python]

Get out of there you fucking idiot i am thirsty

[solar forge]

it sucks ass at connecting to wifi

[teal bramble]

😭

[solar forge]

eg it won’t connect to wifi in my bedroom for the most part

which sucks

[polar python]

Thanks just what I needed

[uneven dome]

This is the best mac book, you should go buy it https://www.apple.com/shop/buy-mac/macbook-neo

[wary badge]

Wait what the fuck my switch randomly started uplinking at 10gbe

It was stuck at 5 for months

What the fuck

[solar forge]

who are you talking to

[polar python]

what the fuck is this nav bar bro

why did they hide the text

[wary badge]

What

[polar python]

fuck you

[wary badge]

Okay

Please?

[teal bramble]

This is the best mac book, you should go buy it https://www.apple.com/shop/buy-mac/macbook-neo

[polar python]

This is the best mac book, you should go buy it https://www.apple.com/shop/buy-mac/macbook-neo

[heavy idol]

im trans

[solar forge]

anyway im not replacing fuckass m4 air with a neo

[teal bramble]

same

[rotund glade]

Oh yes

[chilly bear]

@teal bramble hi lol

[teal bramble]

@teal bramble hi lol

[rotund glade]

@teal bramble hi lol 👀

[uneven dome]

Oh my gosh your trans?

Hi :3

[teal bramble]

yup

[solar forge]

10 cycles until my battery is at 1500 cycles 😢

[rotund glade]

👀👀👀👀

[teal bramble]

im ms. acatto now

[uneven dome]

I am not trans my self at all, totally

[rotund glade]

Ms sack Bro

[teal bramble]

i believe u

[teal bramble]

yup

[solar forge]

I think my. Phone will explode soon

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1484715399722565794/togif.gif

[rotund glade]

Hopefully not in ur hands 🙏

[teal bramble]

mossad bug planted by @polar python

[teal bramble]

oh no

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1491256020968669245/togif.gif

[low mortar]

i think i ate too many tictacs

[solar forge]

Why is my iphome israeli

[chilly bear]

drugs.

[teal bramble]

were they really tic tacs

[rotund glade]

Oh no

[low mortar]

yes but they tasted like ass

[solar forge]

Will battery last 2 mor months ?

[rotund glade]

No

[hot creek]

wrong

[rotund glade]

1 more day

[teal bramble]

i don’t know if theyre tic tacs

[solar forge]

Yay

[rotund glade]

23 hours 59minutes

[low mortar]

theyre lime and orange tictacs

[solar forge]

I can’t wait for battery health to go below 60

[teal bramble]

orange is good but lime???

[solar forge]

Idk how mine even got this bad

[hot creek]

What kind of person eats lime tictacs bruh

The helly

[low mortar]

just tasted sour

[teal bramble]

fr

[rotund glade]

@teal bramble Bro please Let voidai die ❤️

[low mortar]

they were given to me

[chilly bear]

how long will i last ?

[ashen basin]

Yeah wtf

[low mortar]

theyre awful 😭

[rotund glade]

You are done buddy

[teal bramble]

i need money

[solar forge]

Why do they even make le tic-tac-s

What

[chilly bear]

[hot creek]

Mail them to me

[rotund glade]

Sell the gemini and gippity to the dude

[hot creek]

I want tictacs

[solar forge]

Dawg kill autocorreft

[half compass]

u aint making shit

[teal bramble]

i am

[rotund glade]

Thats like more than all the goonwrs combined

[teal bramble]

want proof

[teal bramble]

ig

[teal bramble]

not really

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424555633767878696/1427043348925124638/HEHEHHEHE.gif

[chilly bear]

@half compass hey we're not making $300

[teal bramble]

Hi maxine

[half compass]

Why

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[half compass]

did he bail out

[low mortar]

this is me in bed

[hot creek]

Check dms (its a death threat)

[muted shuttle]

uh oh

[rotund glade]

😥

[chilly bear]

it would require a computer locally in addition to the phone

i don't think they want that.

[half compass]

oh ok

[teal bramble]

@polar python Check dms (its a death threat)

[solar forge]

tbf its kinda like 80% because it was at 85% when I got it

[muted shuttle]

i told him mcdonalds had a new meal

[teal bramble]

On my way!

[solar forge]

so not too bad but. It still 65% healrh

[half compass]

yes

[teal bramble]

Genuinely?

[half compass]

yes

[rotund glade]

Bro u lying

[teal bramble]

are u gonna tip me to finanzamt

[muted shuttle]

No im not

Why would i lie

[half compass]

what

[solar forge]

Updatinge to iOS 26.4.1!

[teal bramble]

german irs

basically anaf

[half compass]

buddy ou have 3 dollars

they dont gaf

[teal bramble]

i do not

[half compass]

prove it

[rotund glade]

Yes 😢🥺🙏🥹😭

[teal bramble]

ok dms

[solar forge]

i have 2 dollars

😁

[chilly bear]

i wanna tip you

[rotund glade]

Evil 3d manipulator foid

[teal bramble]

?

@muted shuttle

[solar forge]

What is foid

[muted shuttle]

Im not a 3d manipulator. Im just a foid

[rotund glade]

An foid*

[chilly bear]

like how you tip your waiter

at a restaurant

[teal bramble]

ohh

ok

[rotund glade]

Do you tip

[chilly bear]

yes

[solar forge]

my phone going to. Die

[rotund glade]

How much

[chilly bear]

200% tip

[rotund glade]

😢🥺🙏🥹😭

[polar python]

@hot creek happy hour on doordash rn

big discounts

for a fatty like u

[solar forge]

can y spend $9,550 at walmart self checkout

[raven pine]

probably

[solar forge]

noted

[teal bramble]

was the taco bell good

[polar python]

Yes

[chilly bear]

no you can steal that much without getting in trouble

[polar python]

Thank you alexander

[teal bramble]

np

stop dox

😡

[muted shuttle]

What did you get

[split nimbus]

https://x.com/gaming_leaker/status/2042338442676486433?s=46&t=6ncg-QvoIf51PSl0QMXLcA

legit gaming leaks (@gaming_leaker)

PlayStation 6 will not be gas powered.

X · Apr 9, 2026, 8:26 PM

[chilly bear]

new name: alexia

[polar python]

Tacos and a bell

Alexia catto

[muted shuttle]

Theres some new shit at taco bell i wanna try

Ok

[polar python]

I forgot it’s been 24 hours

Sorry

[muted shuttle]

What

[teal bramble]

My flahs light still on @polar python

[split nimbus]

can we go to the kfc..

[muted shuttle]

Turn it off idiot

[polar python]

why are you like this

[muted shuttle]

Message logger

[chilly bear]

flah

[muted shuttle]

I havent had kfc in forever

[split nimbus]

wtf

[teal bramble]

I love my flashlight

[muted shuttle]

Stibby will u build a new restaurant on the new server when it gets releasedf....

Like

Ummmm

Hmmm

Taco bell

[split nimbus]

hmmmm I never been to tacobell

[muted shuttle]

ohh

hmmm

[half compass]

turn the fucking flashlight off dog

[split nimbus]

what about uhh

[wicked surge]

@low mortarTHE BOYS S5E1

[split nimbus]

McDonald.

[teal bramble]

No the flash light is a Must

you aint ms. sack if u dont have ur flashlight on

[muted shuttle]

boring ...

[hot creek]

Liar 😭

[teal bramble]

@split nimbus sushi restaurant

[muted shuttle]

i genuinely cannot remember the last time i had kfc

[teal bramble]

i can

[split nimbus]

what about nachos restaurant

[chilly bear]

@teal bramble am i doing this right

[teal bramble]

yup

whys ur discord twink themed

[rotund glade]

Cuz they twink

@teal bramble BROTHWE I A VERY POOR COUNTRY

I eat dry bread mix all day

[polar python]

whys ur discord twink themed

[half compass]

FEINBERG DISCORD

[chilly bear]

im gonna get banned if i keep sending yuri.

[half compass]

it's feinberg themed

[rotund glade]

@teal bramble Brutha a singular Fufu?

[teal bramble]

No keep sending it

[chilly bear]

correct ✅

[rotund glade]

INBOX IT 📲📲

[half compass]

omg tas

[teal bramble]

@polar python why would u take away my jeworgoy5

[rotund glade]

@chilly bear Direct inbox 📲

[polar python]

What the fuck is this

[teal bramble]

soundboard

[hot creek]

Discord soundboard dummy

[chilly bear]

@half compass new ipl extension dropped https://girlcockx.com/anirudhasah/status/2040705212495884588

APS (@anirudhasah)

It's time to put an end to the suffering and fix the live cricket experience.
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[rotund glade]

Does this have the valitical

[teal bramble]

I think

[rotund glade]

I remmever being in that discord

[half compass]

wtf is this

[low mortar]

both episodes were FIRE

[teal bramble]

@polar python

Hi

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble congrats on coming out as trans twin

[simple drift]

@teal bramble congrats on coming out as trans twin

[polar python]

Hello

[teal bramble]

Thx

Flashlight On ofc

[hot creek]

r u actually

[teal bramble]

no

[half compass]

wait but why can't you just bullshit

idk

[chilly bear]

i don't wanna lie :(

that would be mean

and i hate people who are mean

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[hot creek]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-dandelion-cat-silly-kitty-she-was-a-fairy-gif-14702056371420778419

[half compass]

is this tech

[hot creek]

steal the companies files

[half compass]

@chilly bear we should do the abdur money making method

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-meal-genuinely-having-fun-realization-lame-ahh-chud-happy-gif-3224928209417998845

[low mortar]

omg its you!

[chilly bear]

what is this ?

[half compass]

yudono ball

imagine not knowing abdur.

[chilly bear]

no

[alpine chasm]

I got ratelimited on Reddit

[half compass]

how tf did you come online so fast

[half compass]

LMAO

@alpine chasm can you deal with this goy

[ornate latch]

I wanna place a bet on how many men you can sleep with in a week

[half compass]

6 or 7 thousand

[chilly bear]

that was a money opportunity.

idiot.

[alpine chasm]

I guess my ISP is on a CGNAT so I'm not personally ratelimited

Smh

[gilded nacelle]

peak college exp is having steam link on back of algebra lecture 😭

[chilly bear]

fuck i forgot to reply to neymar jr

[thick tapir]

fiber install on tuesday 🙏

out of the trenches

[low mortar]

lucky

fiber company gave up here

[uneven dome]

Hey, should I be worried right below the camera on my iphone is so fucking hot touch is that the processor? Or the battery

[minor wharf]

does anyone have a wechat acc? i need to register to use a chinese app but it says a member must scan my qr code to invite me, this shit is fucked

[chilly bear]

dw that's pretty normal

[dusk viper]

ofcom wins again