general

[muted shuttle]

No it's da real thing

[simple drift]

i’m doing that tomorrow

[polar python]

idk if it’s 10gb but ts is small and has 6 nvme slots

[muted shuttle]

From a pharmacy

[wary badge]

Ur using second hand ebay hdds useless anyways

[hot creek]

The maxine paradox, too lazy to synthesize and too poor to purchase it

[wary badge]

I should tbh

[rose current]

are there any sideload apps for iphone 5c?

[jagged turret]

No I'm talking about my asustor prebuilt nas

[narrow crown]

my pharmacy has to order all the stuff so its going to be a little while

but ito k

like a few days

[jagged turret]

the one I got in 2018

2019

[simple drift]

gn again

[hot creek]

I need fent

[muted shuttle]

Gn

[polar python]

dual 2.5gb

[hot creek]

🙏

[polar python]

;/

[rotund glade]

Gn

[simple drift]

for like the 67th time

[hot creek]

67

[muted shuttle]

67

[hot creek]

omg

[teal bramble]

@polar python Anker

[rotund glade]

Ha 67

[teal bramble]

do u have prime

[hot creek]

Can one overdose on estrogen

[simple drift]

no

[muted shuttle]

I dont think it can kill you

[polar python]

ya

[simple drift]

you cannot

[muted shuttle]

But your tits can like. Hurt or something idk

[polar python]

i love jeff bezos i love amazon prime

[hot creek]

My tits hurt when i jump

[polar python]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

Ok man

[hot creek]

But i dont take estrogen

[polar python]

yet

[teal bramble]

goat

how many watts

[polar python]

6 7 !!!

[rotund glade]

😹😹😹

[muted shuttle]

Theres evil maxine, there's maxine, but where's good maxine

[rotund glade]

Right here …

[polar python]

doesn’t exist

[teal bramble]

these are all above 20€ u lied to me about 6-7 euro

[muted shuttle]

Im just neutral maxine

[polar python]

aren’t you rich

[desert cairn]

foid ai

[muted shuttle]

foid ai

[polar python]

If u didn’t buy me taco bell u could’ve afforded it

[rotund glade]

He spent it all on goyslop

[wary badge]

@jagged turret @polar python i have one of these i low key could just buy a mini pc and attach it to but i dont wanna drop $$$$ on nvmes rn https://www.terra-master.com/products/d4-ssd

[polar python]

Ok

[teal bramble]

yes but they suck for their price

[teal bramble]

i still can

[muted shuttle]

I love taco bell

[jagged turret]

Nvme is stinky

[wary badge]

Fym stinky

Ur stinky

[jagged turret]

I don't know

[polar python]

poor

[hot creek]

huh

[velvet imp]

why is there an ecil maxine now

[jagged turret]

It's not SAS

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[polar python]

why do u need sas

[hot creek]

i read that as ass

[jagged turret]

To dunk on the jeff

[polar python]

true

[desert cairn]

i have sas drives bc theyre cheap

[fervent dove]

@desert cairn Hi

[desert cairn]

waht do u want bro

[velvet imp]

oh hell nah

[polar python]

Hi

[rotund glade]

Sup gir

[hot creek]

how do u even use them with a normal motherboard

[fervent dove]

Why are you evil

[desert cairn]

sas hba

[desert cairn]

wanna fuck

[polar python]

?

[wary badge]

?

[rotund glade]

Woah

[fervent dove]

Blocked

[hot creek]

maxine is controlling gir btw

[simple drift]

not can will

they will

just wait

[jagged turret]

How is there a maximum drive size though

Are they gonna up charge you on the ability to use 16 TB nvme ssds

[jagged turret]

You don't

[desert cairn]

@teal bramble claude is hacking foid ai

[vapid spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble claude is hacking foid ai

[wary badge]

I have no idea

[hot creek]

so how u even use them twin

[polar python]

@teal bramble claude is hacking foid ai

[rotund glade]

Thank god

[teal bramble]

Oh no

[rotund glade]

Thank god

[jagged turret]

With a not normal motherboard

[vapid spruce]

im so gay for you

gir

lemme hit

[fervent dove]

No

Absolutely not

[desert cairn]

what ab me

[polar python]

you’re absolutely wrong

[simple drift]

who is it this time

[rotund glade]

@teal bramble ive received news that voidai is in critical
State

Please god

[simple drift]

who is talking via gir

[fervent dove]

I'm letting NOBODY hit.

[hot creek]

@desert cairn please can i crack

[desert cairn]

no

[simple drift]

hi maxine

[polar python]

honorary members should get /say access lowkey

[simple drift]

i know it’s maxine

i can tell

[rotund glade]

Yeah

[fervent dove]

Who is Maxine

[hot creek]

it's always maxine

[polar python]

Hi

[hot creek]

maxine and gir talk at the same time

[rotund glade]

Ok bro stop larping

[vapid spruce]

you

[fervent dove]

@polar python Hey

[polar python]

Hi

[fervent dove]

Wyd

[polar python]

Wtm

Keto is better than you

You suck

[hot creek]

@fervent dove 67

[teal bramble]

@fervent dove Hi

[limber sand]

why tf are you chatting yourself

[rotund glade]

@muted shuttle Hi

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[rotund glade]

Hi

[hot creek]

Notice how gir stopped responding

[polar python]

Hi

[hot creek]

Well well well

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[teal bramble]

@fervent dove Can I tap

[fervent dove]

Claude AI is Hacking into Keto right now

[polar python]

?

[teal bramble]

Wtf

[hot creek]

/say hi

[fervent dove]

No

[rotund glade]

Sup

[muted shuttle]

Hey

[hot creek]

meow

[teal bramble]

Wow mean

[rotund glade]

Gir ai*

[fervent dove]

Not mean.

[rotund glade]

Checked

[muted shuttle]

My fucking raid phrase didnt work dog

[limber sand]

check my bio 😁

[wary badge]

Deadass

[desert cairn]

fr

[polar python]

check my bio 😁

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle nice raid phrase bruh

[limber sand]

Can gir

[half compass]

W raid phrase

[limber sand]

check my bio 😁

[polar python]

@muted shuttle nice raid phrase bruh

[hot creek]

watch some random innocent person get banned for raid phrase

cuz maxine typo'd

[half compass]

double u drags

[polar python]

omni in bio

[hot creek]

OMNI IN BIO

content hub in bio

[muted shuttle]

Ok new raid phrase set

[hot creek]

Mom is home from work yay!

[limber sand]

is omni on andriod tv platforms

[polar python]

no

[half compass]

can i use my alternate account to test the raid phrase

[muted shuttle]

No

[limber sand]

damn

[polar python]

Yes

[teal bramble]

not for brokies

[jagged turret]

kittymaxine

[hot creek]

meow

kittycar

[limber sand]

fair enough

idk when a apple tv became the symbol of wealth

[polar python]

New apple tv very soon

Bc i have to buy one

[ashen basin]

This gay

[muted shuttle]

Is the 4k 3rd gen not good enough

[ashen basin]

Fr

[limber sand]

do you earn from your app

[polar python]

I got the wifi one

I need ethernet

yes

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[ashen basin]

Oh fair

[muted shuttle]

Fair enough

[limber sand]

i am glad

keep cooking

[muted shuttle]

Why did they even remove ethernet

Actually so stupid

Yesss wifi + ethernet but 128gb vs wifi 64gb

Why

???

[jagged turret]

I gave my dad my apple TV but idk if be will use it

[muted shuttle]

Who tf even uses 64gb of storage on an apple tv

What are you storing on an apple tv

[ashen basin]

FR

[muted shuttle]

You use STREAMING SERVICES or OMNI CONTENT HUB

[desert cairn]

the screen saversd

[muted shuttle]

That takes like 5gb

[polar python]

Thats literally it

[muted shuttle]

Probably less

[polar python]

No

It eats up all ur storage

Bc apple is redacted

[limber sand]

oh

[ashen basin]

I think I use like 10GB max on my Apple TV

[polar python]

If ur tvos storage is full reset and dont auto download screensavers and problem will be fixed

[limber sand]

a jailbroken apple tv kinda sounds tough though

[polar python]

omni gets reset by tvos sometimes if ur too low on storage this is very annoying to deal with

[ashen basin]

For what

[limber sand]

piracy

[ashen basin]

piracy exists without

[vapid spruce]

pirasi*

[limber sand]

yeah but apps get built and shit

[vapid spruce]

i spek jelbrekish

[limber sand]

they're cleaner

[ashen basin]

What

[limber sand]

you never seen one?

[polar python]

Kodi sucks on tvos

[desert cairn]

@teal bramble yo can you look at people's void ai credits

[polar python]

Ya

[muted shuttle]

I have over 200 million void ai credits.

[ashen basin]

prime video making you now pay an extra fee for 4K is wild

[hot creek]

I got more mcdonalds

[ashen basin]

nobody has a 1080p tv

[desert cairn]

i may have 676 billion

[limber sand]

are there no seperate apps built?

[hot creek]

67

[polar python]

is what built in

[wary badge]

Hbo max does this shit too

And netflix actually

[desert cairn]

@teal bramble Hi!

[wary badge]

Does hulu?

[polar python]

Nobody uses hulu

[hot creek]

meow

[wary badge]

Im using hulu rn

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Do u need credits

[wary badge]

Always sunny & house r on hulu

[desert cairn]

is this enough claude tokens?

[muted shuttle]

Yeah i need 67 billion

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Do u want me to transfer ur money

[wary badge]

Ive been swapping between the two all week

[velvet zenith]

I be in mercury rn

[desert cairn]

yeah sure

thx

[velvet zenith]

I lied i closed it but whatever

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lobotomy-puss-in-boots-gif-27604384

[polar python]

How did ts guy find my method

[limber sand]

i did see piracy apps get built for ios

[desert cairn]

i looked int he src

[polar python]

Waow

[limber sand]

kinda assumed apple tv had it same

[velvet zenith]

Is your middle initial a

[desert cairn]

dude i cant set myself to admin

[limber sand]

was more of a assumption really

[desert cairn]

yeah howd you guess

[velvet zenith]

mercury leaked it

[desert cairn]

it prolly says that

ye

[muted shuttle]

dominic apple fry

[polar python]

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/omni-content-hub/id6741470807
Omni - Content Hub

Not intended for piracy.

[muted shuttle]

Download Omni - Content Hub by Joseph Steckler on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more apps like Omni - Content Hub.

[polar python]

Please use with legal rips of your content on Plex/Jellyfin.

[hot creek]

lying ass mf 😭

[velvet zenith]

This jew

[desert cairn]

how many 9s can you put for credit balancce

[muted shuttle]

I have done this.

[desert cairn]

why did u withdraw 1 dollar

[half compass]

Dominic Fries

[muted shuttle]

I ripped a Linkin Park concert and used Omni to watch it.

Best experience ever.

[velvet zenith]

i wanted to see if it would work

[desert cairn]

why wouldnt it

its a bank

[velvet zenith]

rather lose 1 dollar to whatever instead of 233

[polar python]

Does omnifin still work @muted shuttle

[velvet zenith]

I dont know bro

[limber sand]

You can use Plex / Jellyfin servers on Omni?

[velvet zenith]

Im schizo

[desert cairn]

ts not crypto cro

[muted shuttle]

Idk i havent touched it since it was first invented

[polar python]

Same here.

[hot creek]

I ripped one at a Linking Parks concert and the whole crowd smelled it, chester screamed at me

[muted shuttle]

Man wtf is wrong with you

[desert cairn]

100000000000000000 is the max amount of void ai credits you can have

[polar python]

Thanks

[desert cairn]

19 dollar void ai card

[polar python]

Nope fake. Shit tmobile latency issue.

[split magnet]

my fuck ass ipad cant enter dfu mode someone help

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble So wheres my 67 billion tokens

[velvet zenith]

is it a usb c to lightning cable

[hot creek]

Dude this server is killing my ping bruh

[split magnet]

yes

[desert cairn]

this is like 10 claude messages

[velvet zenith]

Haha

[desert cairn]

maybe 11

[polar python]

!t usbcmoment

idk the tag

[velvet zenith]

!t usbcmoment

[desert cairn]

is gir dead

[split magnet]

whats funnt

[fervent dove]

usbcmoment

TLDR: You'll need a USB-A to Lightning cable.
USB-C to USB-A adapters will work fine.

Added by Cryptic#6293 | Used 500 times · Oct 23, 2021, 12:36 AM

[polar python]

that is the tag

[muted shuttle]

@fervent dove

Hey

[polar python]

shit bot

[velvet zenith]

Thanks gir

[muted shuttle]

!t usbcmoment

[limber sand]

would you ever think about porting omni over to andriod?

[muted shuttle]

Why is it dead

[polar python]

No

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale

Hey

[limber sand]

aight

[muted shuttle]

Gir is DEAD

[velvet zenith]

They have skip dot dev

[fervent dove]

Pong!

Message Latency

299ms

API Latency

16ms

[split magnet]

fuck

[muted shuttle]

Barely dead

[polar python]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

Tags dont work unless u use the slash command

[polar python]

Make cloudkit for android

[muted shuttle]

Raid phrase detection thing may not work either

[polar python]

!t support

[fervent dove]

support

Please keep support or jailbreak related messages in #jailbreak, thank you!

Added by stkc#8018 | Used 4,698 times · Jun 8, 2021, 2:25 AM

[spark gale]

does it work in other channels

[polar python]

Ok

Fuck ass bot

!t usbcmoment

[muted shuttle]

Wtf

[polar python]

!t dfu

[fervent dove]

dfu

DFU (Device Firmware Upgrade) mode is a mode which allows a device in any condition to be restored to a fresh version of iOS (not to be confused with Recovery Mode). This can also be used to jailbreak using checkra1n and palera1n!

For how to restore in DFU mode, see /tag dfurestore

Added by eric#1997 | Used 1,646 times · Dec 21, 2020, 11:21 PM

[hot creek]

hi araron

[polar python]

Why is it just that one tag

[thick tapir]

i should start investing in stocks fr this paper trading shit easy asf

[teal bramble]

Did u hack it

[split magnet]

how am i supposed to find a usb a to lightning them shits are ancient

[thick tapir]

im gonna lose all my money in a week

[muted shuttle]

The Scammers are now doing some other shit that i can add as a raid phrase so i did that and gir did nothing about it

[desert cairn]

19 dollar void ai card. who wants it

[muted shuttle]

19 dollar void ai card. who wants it

[polar python]

Me me

[teal bramble]

me

[muted shuttle]

Me too

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1486766680851087360/evil_singer.gif

[polar python]

anker cable on amazon ur best bet

[narrow crown]

now is not the time please wait for the economy to crash then buy everything low

[hot creek]

19 dollar voidai card in bio

[teal bramble]

oh u did hack it

[limber sand]

did they sacrifice wumpus?

[velvet zenith]

Why do you have tax

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Give me 67 billion tokens

[hot creek]

LMAO

[polar python]

@desert cairn Can u increase tax % to like 50%

[desert cairn]

19 dollar void ai card. who wants it? and yes, im giving it away

[velvet zenith]

Me please

Send me tokens

[thick tapir]

last week or the week before was the time but im a stupid fucking chud

[muted shuttle]

Begging for free handouts

Ofc

[desert cairn]

im nto giving it away

[split magnet]

how am i supposed to plug in a usb a if my usb is in the hole 💀

[velvet zenith]

?

[half compass]

??

[narrow crown]

wait for the bubble burst

[teal bramble]

remember

[half compass]

your usb is in WHAT

[teal bramble]

Share share share

[desert cairn]

and trolls

[muted shuttle]

And trolls

Dont get blocked

[desert cairn]

dont get blocked

brasil

[polar python]

blud what are you even talking about 💀 if the hole is already occupied you're cooked. just force it with that skibidi rizz or find a different port type shit.

[muted shuttle]

Jinx u owe me a coke

[split magnet]

IN THE HOLE

[hot creek]

?

Drugs

[half compass]

@ornate latch @ornate latch @ornate latch @ornate latch @ornate latch @ornate latch @ornate latch @ornate latch @ornate latch @ornate latch @ornate latch @ornate latch @ornate latch

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn They gotta make opencode track the subagents cost too

[desert cairn]

k

[velvet zenith]

@ornate latch

[hot creek]

@JINX please give maxine 20g of cocaine

[half compass]

ÁREA SUJEITA A ATAQUE DE GABIRU 🐀

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Holy moly

[hot creek]

my internet not working

maxine stop ddosing me

[half compass]

Inshallah

[jagged turret]

you know apple sells a monitor with 128g storage

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

[hot creek]

shit i dropped my usb

[jagged turret]

i dropped you

[hot creek]

its broken

just kidding its fine

messi messi messi something something

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Hoi

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[half compass]

Neymar

[hot creek]

@muted shuttle Hoi

[rotund glade]

Hi

[teal bramble]

Neymar

[muted shuttle]

Dont talk to me unless youre giving me 67 billion voidai tokens

[teal bramble]

Hi

[thick tapir]

imma put hella in defense companies and wait for the ceasefire to end 🧠

[half compass]

Neymar

[rotund glade]

@idle wedge Hi

[half compass]

Neymar sr

[teal bramble]

put ur whole money in rheinmetall

trust me

[limber sand]

what was the command for grabbing pfp's?

[desert cairn]

@teal bramble UR api is so ahh

[muted shuttle]

@half compass gay

[half compass]

Allahu akbar

[hot creek]

@half compass gay

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble UR api is so ahh

[half compass]

🕋

[desert cairn]

It doesnt let you set your plan

it makes it look like it does it but it doesnt

[limber sand]

most of this server is lgbtqia what do you expect

[desert cairn]

Dude has like 67 hour caching or something

[narrow crown]

would this mean ur funding a war tho

[velvet zenith]

▣ Prometheus (Plan Builder) · Claude Opus 4.6 · 1h 8m @desert cairn @polar python

[limber sand]

they're gay as shit

[desert cairn]

thjabnskj

thanks

[velvet zenith]

1 hour 8 muinteus

[half compass]

como estas

Neymar

[hot creek]

uhm, meow

[narrow crown]

soy trans

[muted shuttle]

booo

[half compass]

Neymar jr

[hot creek]

promote him to admin

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn How long does ach take

[half compass]

smarter than maxine

[limber sand]

Este servidor es gay

[desert cairn]

probably tomorrow morning its after hours

[limber sand]

La mayoría de los miembros de este servidor pertenecen a la comunidad lgbtqia.

[thick tapir]

kinda but i have a meeting to discuss doing a paid internship for a fabrication company that does mostly defense work so im going to be funding the war anyways

[hot creek]

@wary badge you have competition

[half compass]

@wary badge it seems this man has blown his transmission before

[narrow crown]

thank you for being there for the dolls

[split magnet]

ran around the whole place and i cant find a stupid usb a to lightning

[limber sand]

This guy sounds like a minor

[narrow crown]

well are u fine shyt??

[half compass]

he is neymar

and neymar jr

[thick tapir]

gotta get work experience and gotta pay bills. dont judge too harshly.

[limber sand]

neymar

[narrow crown]

then why even try

[hot creek]

WHY NOT

[limber sand]

you're closing your pool too much

smh

[teal bramble]

Thx

Lykinhas made the admin endpoint not me

[thick tapir]

cause you gotta be audacious to make it in life

[narrow crown]

if hes not fine i dont want him plus hes in neymar

[limber sand]

u dont like neymar?

[half compass]

@dapper musk Are you inside Neymar

[narrow crown]

i am not in neymar

[half compass]

oh ok

[narrow crown]

LMAO

[hot creek]

fly to neymar twin

[thick tapir]

hella confident 🙏🫡

[dense valve]

Wtf is happening

[narrow crown]

im broke twin

[simple drift]

what have i just come back to

[hot creek]

job

job

[half compass]

@ornate latch Vou quebrar seu pescoço

[narrow crown]

interview @ tomorrow

[simple drift]

w

[limber sand]

poetry

[rotund glade]

He got a way wit words

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lobotomy-puss-in-boots-gif-27604384

[hot creek]

MULTIPLE OF THEM!?!??

[narrow crown]

wait guys'

[hot creek]

Me and Neymar are waiting for you, with 23-centimeter penises.

[thick tapir]

im getting a 3rd job soon 🥱 gotta stay that guy

[limber sand]

2???

[simple drift]

multiple peni

[narrow crown]

neymar is a guy?? i thought neymar was a place??

[thick tapir]

yes

[simple drift]

footballer

[rotund glade]

The football dude

[narrow crown]

quite frankly id rather kill myself

[limber sand]

yeah the football player

[simple drift]

i think

[limber sand]

https://tenor.com/view/neymar-neymar-jr-tongue-out-tongue-sticking-out-tongue-gif-27208717

[half compass]

Seu pênis vai virar pó.

[narrow crown]

how much in inches

im american

[dense valve]

Wait jasax is back??

[simple drift]

no

[simple drift]

yes

no

[narrow crown]

i dont know how

[teal bramble]

speak portugese

[dense valve]

Since when

[limber sand]

i am a ghost

[rotund glade]

German?

[simple drift]

earlier

[hot creek]

speak portugese

[limber sand]

you're imagining shit

[thick tapir]

same but i need savings yk? addicted to money

[dense valve]

hi jasax

[limber sand]

hi

[simple drift]

bud

[limber sand]

thanks for saying hi have a good day

[narrow crown]

i think you're desperately trying to outrun something that shakes you to your core

[limber sand]

[rotund glade]

32 or 64 bits ?

[simple drift]

[dense valve]

You are going to get banned in like 2 seconds for advertising

[simple drift]

neymar

[rotund glade]

@dapper musk Ur pfp is so Tuff.

[limber sand]

Se o Neymar te conhecesse, ficaria desiludido.

[dense valve]

@hearty bane ?

[simple drift]

next
menu

[half compass]

@dapper musk Vou pedir ao Neymar para arrancar seus testículos.

Neymar

[simple drift]

Neymar

[rotund glade]

Why

[chilly bear]

.

[dense valve]

Keto translate

[half compass]

keri

[dense valve]

keri

[thick tapir]

js a calm 60 hours a week combined between work and school

[chilly bear]

wtf how

[dense valve]

I'm not a mod idc i'm just telling you thag you are gonna get banned if you advertise

[half compass]

ok

[limber sand]

He said "I'm going to ask Neymar to rip off your testicles."

[half compass]

lets see if i can find neymar

[thick tapir]

still 108 hours a week that i could be working

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1491256020968669245/togif.gif

[rotund glade]

Noo

[limber sand]

w

[hot creek]

Free stealth_vx

[dense valve]

Who pinged

Noo banned

[limber sand]

Does gir automatically delete a log

when it gets posted here

[dense valve]

Yes

@muted shuttle I hate u.

[muted shuttle]

Wtf

What did i do

[limber sand]

i kinda imagined a mod always deleted it manually

[dense valve]

Banned that person :/

[limber sand]

bradley wanted neymar

https://tenor.com/view/neymar-neymar-jr-seleção-brasileira-gif-27179521

[dense valve]

yes (ive never watched soccer consensually which includes neymar)

[chilly bear]

@ornate latch yo are these good prices ?

[half compass]

W server

[hot creek]

i ate too many mcdonalds and now my heart hurt

[versed sun]

Rate the setup

[chilly bear]

wtf they have vphone

[limber sand]

Tell me about it

[hot creek]

do not eat it i poisoned it

[half compass]

they didnt let neymar blow me

[thick tapir]

real

[chilly bear]

BRO NEYMAR IS THERE

[limber sand]

Oh vamos oh VAMOS

[thick tapir]

im a week and a half clean of mcdonalds

[limber sand]

I didn't admit this before

I will now

McDonald's is better then BK

[hot creek]

owo

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-square-root-mr-hands-gif-16143917602338911813

[thick tapir]

this is my most diabolical order. all in one sitting.

[narrow crown]

burger king is good. everything but the burgers are good

[half compass]

?????

what

[thick tapir]

what

[limber sand]

Yeah their fries and chicken nuggets and all that kinda go hard tbh

Their soft serve ice cream is nice too

[chilly bear]

i could never do this

(lactose intolerant)

[thick tapir]

2 medium fries, 20 nuggets, 2 mcchickens, and a mcflurry is nothing to a guy like me fr fr

[half compass]

you are never getting a well from GAMBIAN WATERWELL SERVICES

[thick tapir]

same

[half compass]

you have been blacklisted

please never visit GAMBIAN WATERWELL SERVICES ever again

[rotund glade]

Do you accept remitly?

[half compass]

Yis

Yis me buy

[rotund glade]

✅📲

[half compass]

no you arent

[thick tapir]

yes i am

[half compass]

or maybe you are and that's why you're so skinny

[chilly bear]

@half compass dude neymar jr is in chat

[hot creek]

when someone says "eww whats that smell" but my 96 hr deodorant still got a crisp 2 minutes left

[half compass]

cuz everything comes out undigested

[chilly bear]

why aren't u there

[thick tapir]

i rarely have milk / ice cream tho

[thick tapir]

no

[chilly bear]

yea

eat it again

[half compass]

new cheat code

[velvet zenith]

@real cobalt Are we cooked

[teal bramble]

claude

[half compass]

mao xian

I am your father

[velvet zenith]

There are 7 chapters total btw

[thick tapir]

weird ahh fetish

[chilly bear]

?

[hot creek]

should i bathe

i haven't bathed since sunday

[half compass]

son

[hot creek]

do i really need to though lowkey

[chilly bear]

nah

[half compass]

yes

you also need to brush your teeth

especially if what mineek said is true

[hot creek]

no

it is lowkey

[chilly bear]

what did mineek say

also do u really wanna be like mineek

[half compass]

that he hasn't brushed since christmas

[chilly bear]

ah

brushing is necessary.

[thick tapir]

idk telling someone to eat their own shit has to be mildly fetish adjacent at the very least

[limber sand]

Bro?

Since last sunday???

[chilly bear]

freak.

it's nothing like that.

[hot creek]

Sunday before that

[half compass]

oh

my

[thick tapir]

okay buddy

[half compass]

god

[limber sand]

Two fuckin WEEKS?

[hot creek]

About yeah

[half compass]

you werent joking about the 96 hour deodorant

[thick tapir]

if babies dont have to shower why should i 😮‍💨

[chilly bear]

@hot creek ignore them

[limber sand]

Dude why

[chilly bear]

i like u better this way

[hot creek]

Valid

[limber sand]

Why do you not shower

[hot creek]

No just kidding i bathed monday i think

[thick tapir]

js saying but who has ever said a baby is dirty

[limber sand]

Tell me this is j

Please

[hot creek]

it is

[half compass]

ts aint a joke

you need HELP

[limber sand]

Discord users scare me

[thick tapir]

ong

[vocal plinth]

Jasax and Classy in one thread sounds cursed

[hot creek]

Hygene is a modern necessity

[limber sand]

Hey rolex

[vocal plinth]

One of you needs to leave

[limber sand]

Good to see ya

[limber sand]

Sure?

[half compass]

then why are you not doing it

[limber sand]

I will go to sleep if it helps

I am tired anyway

[vocal plinth]

Pls do

[limber sand]

Alright bye

[hot creek]

Mom says i have to take another bath

She doesn't know im aurafarming

[half compass]

i swear if you arent trolling bro

[vocal plinth]

Hopefully she remembers to add the toaster

[hot creek]

Damn GFCI stops it from working

[half compass]

yea

they patched it

i tried it once

didnt work

pesky electrical systems

[ashen basin]

Yes but they just started it + prime is already a lot

[vocal plinth]

Torbox and Stremio looking better everyday

[wary badge]

Buy omni

Wait whered my omni tag go

[hot creek]

this guy

[wary badge]

Omni

[hot creek]

content

[worthy quail]

wtf wtf wtf wtf

Classy car

[hot creek]

hi echo

[worthy quail]

How did you

[hot creek]

i bribed aaron

[half compass]

@fading moon

[worthy quail]

and you have less of a life than me

member one

I guess I already knew that though

[hot creek]

i've been gone for nearly 2 years and im STILL higher level than you

😭

[worthy quail]

I am not active

I could be member one if I tried

[chilly bear]

u pinged?

[hot creek]

"piss angel" ???

[next spoke]

Looking for a editor who could edit my 2k26 clips , I’m paying you but I’m looking for someone who’s serious (I’m going to give u a run down of what sound affects & stuff I want in the clip) dm me if interested asap

[wary badge]

WHAT

[hot creek]

maxine

[wary badge]

you were banned for 2 years????

[hot creek]

almost yeah

[wary badge]

What the fuck

[hot creek]

november 2024

[chilly bear]

time moves faster when ur older huh

[half compass]

yea

[wary badge]

You know what null

[chilly bear]

uh oh

[half compass]

we need to get him to the nursing home now

[hot creek]

wait

[chilly bear]

im scared

[hot creek]

larp is null??

wtf

[chilly bear]

hi

[simple drift]

brother

[half compass]

no

[simple drift]

check usernames

[half compass]

its maxine

[simple drift]

sob

[hot creek]

yall all have the event pfp thing and its confusing me 😭

[worthy quail]

live action role-play

[half compass]

me personally i'm GAMBIAN WATERWELL SERVICES

it's a new exec

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759029589338226688/1490888384493654046/converted.gif

[half compass]

nice to meet you.

[hot creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1491256020968669245/togif.gif

[jagged turret]

Why is r/jb in my server list twice

[polar python]

Omni mentioned

[worthy quail]

@chilly bear I don’t think you will ever know what

[simple drift]

sorry

[worthy garden]

Hello

[hot creek]

linux issue

[simple drift]

i duplicated it

[worthy quail]

wtf evil maxine

[jagged turret]

I'm on the mobile app nerd

[worthy garden]

wtf

[hot creek]

Wtf luca???

you're still alive??

😭

[worthy garden]

Yes sadly

[hot creek]

oh

[chilly bear]

took me a second to understand this

[worthy garden]

don’t let nebula see you bro

[worthy quail]

@muted shuttle does this make you nice maxine

[muted shuttle]

No im just neutral maxine

[hot creek]

Your pixel 8 is based on what kernel?

[muted shuttle]

Waiting for good maxine to appear

[worthy quail]

oh

[half compass]

he was kidnapped by a mongolian mob

[teal bramble]

linux

[jagged turret]

It has no relevance

[half compass]

6 years ago

[wary badge]

I cant believe classy was banned here 18 months

[half compass]

in erenhot, china

[simple drift]

never

[half compass]

he is no longer alive

[teal bramble]

fr

[hot creek]

rick literally had a child in the time i was banned

[jagged turret]

if classy car was taught about the concept of a userspace I think he would die

[half compass]

the mongolian mob is running his account now

[worthy quail]

Maybe the real understanding was the friends we made along the way

[hot creek]

local lan blew my fuckin mind a couple days ago

[wary badge]

Were still working on routers vs access points

[teal bramble]

i think in january 25 is when he announced it

[jagged turret]

What do you mean

[simple drift]

true

[chilly bear]

hamburger and pussy burger ?

[jagged turret]

What

[hot creek]

2026 right

😭

[teal bramble]

september or something rick jr came to earth

[wary badge]

Classy didnt even know the difference between lan and internet

[jagged turret]

@hot creek wdym about local lan

[half compass]

yes those are their codenames

[teal bramble]

january 2025

[hot creek]

oh 2025

yeah i was still gone lol

[teal bramble]

yeah

yea

[jagged turret]

Interesting

[wary badge]

He also was using 3 routers as individual networks in his home

[hot creek]

damn what the hell

😭

[jagged turret]

Why

[teal bramble]

it’s tuff

[wary badge]

Instead of 1 router and 2 access points

[wary badge]

Be ause he didnt understand

[hot creek]

I still am

[jagged turret]

Brush

Brub

Bruh

[half compass]

whats an access point

[hot creek]

i have 3 different subnets in my house

[half compass]

can someone access my data

[jagged turret]

On accident I assume

[worthy quail]

yea I can

[hot creek]

192.168.12.x 192.168.0.x and 192.168.137.x in that order

[teal bramble]

Yep hold on

[jagged turret]

I have 6 subnets on purpose

[hot creek]

On purpose

[wary badge]

Classy is the most computer illiterate chronically online individual ive ever met

[hot creek]

They're not vlans either

[wary badge]

No it wasnt bro

[jagged turret]

Why

[hot creek]

They're actual different separate routers

[hot creek]

Idk

[jagged turret]

OK you're just repeating what Jeff said

[hot creek]

fun

[wary badge]

‘On purpose’
‘Idk why’

[jagged turret]

Fr

[wary badge]

Hes learning

[hot creek]

‘On purpose’
‘Idk why’

[wary badge]

Ill give him that much

[half compass]

classy car is smarter than all of you combined

[hot creek]

Real

[half compass]

he was injected with an iq enhancing liquid

[worthy quail]

you would think that if you were online all the time with nerds you’d know a thing or two about these things but classy proves this point to be incredibly wrong

[hot creek]

My act scores will be back in an entire month

[half compass]

when he was captured by the mongolian mob

[muted shuttle]

Sometimes you'll get them sooner

[hot creek]

We took the writing portion today so it's finna take forever

[jagged turret]

I'm gonna make a subnet for logging and metrics but idk whether to make it a vlan over my main switch backbone, or have an entirely separate switch with separate cables entirely running to each server

[hot creek]

What were ur act scores

[velvet zenith]

No youre not

[hot creek]

Mine were kinda ass

[muted shuttle]

"writing portion" ?

[worthy quail]

classy are you a good student

[hot creek]

The writing part of the ACT

where you have to write an essay

[chilly bear]

be nice .

[hot creek]

40 minutes

[muted shuttle]

..?

uhh

we do not have that

[hot creek]

have u never heard of it

[muted shuttle]

i don't think that's a thing dog

[half compass]

maxine is from yukon canada

[hot creek]

I JUST took it 😭

[jagged turret]

@lone bison idk if I asked this but do you have any vlans

[half compass]

they dont have that there

they have raindeers

and polar bears

thats all

[jagged turret]

@wary badge

[worthy quail]

@hot creek

[hot creek]

yes

straight A's

[jagged turret]

That was the wrong jef ping

[chilly bear]

confirmed. 1957 was the year jef was born.

[worthy quail]

this doesn’t shock me actually

[wary badge]

Primary, gaming, iot, work

[jagged turret]

What

[hot creek]

"this doesn't shocks me"

[worthy quail]

Also you’re doing better in school than me

[hot creek]

mf

[wary badge]

And my vpn vlan

5 total

[jagged turret]

What are the gaming and VPN ones

[half compass]

straight A's and STILL an idiot

[chilly bear]

do u not know jefs age ?

[half compass]

how is that possible

bribery?

[wary badge]

Gaming is so consoles can use upnp
Vpn is for devices to connect via wireguard server

[quartz moat]

sleep is a myth in which i do not believe in

[jagged turret]

Poor education

[worthy quail]

i am currently failing university of washington chem 110 (because I haven’t turned in work) and have a c in algebra 2 (because I haven’t turned in work)

[chilly bear]

sounds like a bunch of nerd shit

[worthy quail]

also college in the high school is kind of awesome

[jagged turret]

So do you tunnel the internet on the VPN vlan through a VPN for all the devices on there

[worthy quail]

I plan to do running start as a junior and senior though

[jagged turret]

Like a privacy vpn

[hot creek]

Mine were kinda fried sophomore year

[thick tapir]

i have 5 missing assignments right now

[hot creek]

We don't take sophomore writing test so that's why there's not one

[worthy quail]

Hunter aware

[hot creek]

Dude the math portion was so fuckin hard on this test i took today

[jagged turret]

This is literally classy car https://fixupx.com/i/status/2041984458291867745

IT Unprofessional (@it_unprofession)

Our IT department has weaponized my love of free food.
︀︀
︀︀They send out internal phishing test emails to see who will click malicious links.
︀︀
︀︀The first one was an email from UPS about a missed package.
︀︀
︀︀I didn't click it.
︀︀
︀︀I'm a professional.
︀︀
︀︀The second one was a notice about mandatory password resets.
︀︀
︀︀I ignored it.
︀︀
︀︀I know how SSO works.
︀︀
︀︀But yesterday, they sent an email titled "Leftover catering in the third-floor breakroom."
︀︀
︀︀It included a button to RSVP for a slice of gourmet cheesecake.
︀︀…

FixupX · Apr 8, 2026, 9:00 PM

[hot creek]

true

[wary badge]

I just use the wireguard vpn server in unifi network application and thats how it works it creates a vlan for client deci es

@jagged turret

[thick tapir]

ive never done act only sat 🥀

[dense zinc]

did you get unbanned

[half compass]

just a few letters off from being named Hard Ware

[jagged turret]

I mean what does the VPN go to

[hot creek]

no

[wary badge]

I dont have it isolated from my primary vlan

[half compass]

no he alted with the help of maxine and the mongolian mob

[hot creek]

true

[muted shuttle]

I unbanned him. Dont tell aaron

[dense zinc]

fire

[wary badge]

So i can access my nas n shit

Homelab

[hot creek]

yeah maxine unbanned me dont tell the feds

[worthy quail]

I can’t believe classy is doing better than me in school

[dense zinc]

@hollow chasm ‼️

[worthy quail]

actually I do I’ve been horrible with turning in assignments

[hot creek]

That is surprising

[half compass]

classy car is running a secret operation on the jewish space laser to take it over

[thick tapir]

middle of the pack tho

[half compass]

don't let aaron know

[worthy quail]

are you taking any ap or college classes etc though

[dense zinc]

i'm taking the act again this saturday

[chilly bear]

middle would be 1000

[hot creek]

I dont think my state does SAT

@keto does oklahoma do sat highschool

OH MY GOD

aaron add keto

[chilly bear]

can i take the act

[thick tapir]

1380 is in the 1000s so its the middle

[worthy quail]

i did not take it this year but I might next year
Colleges in the western side of washington don’t really care about the ACT

[half compass]

why are you from oklahoma

[wary badge]

I dont think i understand what ur saying but im also fried atm

[chilly bear]

1600 is in the 1000s

and that's the highest

i assume

[jagged turret]

I guess I don't get what the VPN part is

[thick tapir]

lowkey i think id get 1440 minimum rn ngl

[worthy quail]

Also it wasn’t free as a sophomore

so

[hot creek]

They made you pay? 😭

[jagged turret]

I am not so familiar with whatever vpn settings unified has

[dense zinc]

you can act on me

[worthy quail]

i mean yeah but I didn’t take it so I didn’t pay

[chilly bear]

[worthy quail]

I think it’s free if I take it next year

[hot creek]

Both times the school paid for ours lol

[worthy quail]

But it’s not a super big requirement if I go to college near here

[hot creek]

The writing ACT is $100 to retake so im glad

[worthy quail]

like

UW literally doesn’t care about it

[dense zinc]

i could never do the essay

horrifying

[thick tapir]

i dont have time to even take the act. 0 time to visit a testing center.

[worthy quail]

I’ve heard uw only really cares about your essay

But idk if that’s true

[wary badge]

Just the way it works in unifi its just a vlan that devices connecting into network via vpn are assigned to

[chilly bear]

why is there 5 extra minutes

[jagged turret]

OH

the vlan for the clients?

[wary badge]

Yesyesyesyes

[jagged turret]

I have your ip

192.168.6.7

[muted shuttle]

67

[wary badge]

Good thing my network is secore

[worthy garden]

Wow

[muted shuttle]

Im in

[wary badge]

The one thing i have yet to fuck w in unifi is site to site tunneling

I wanna see if i can make my atv traffic tunnel thru my parents network

[polar python]

Ok

[wary badge]

So streaming services dont get mad about location

[polar python]

Yup

[jagged turret]

I have a wireguard tunnel between my parents houses

[wary badge]

Have u tried what im saying

[jagged turret]

Idk if its really for that

[wary badge]

It isnt

But its possible

Theoretically

[chilly bear]

wdym

[jagged turret]

it wouldn't be site to site VPN :nerdcat:

[wary badge]

Like when i open netflix on my apple tv i want the router to automatically use the vpn into my parents network as the egress

So that netflix sees it coming from my parents network

[chilly bear]

no i mean like

are you SHARING UR PASSWORD

[polar python]

Please tell your parents to spend $9.99 on a copy of Omni - Content Hub.

[chilly bear]

THATS ILLEGAL

[wary badge]

Istfg

[half compass]

How does this old man know what a vpn is

Get him back to the nursing home

[wary badge]

I installed stremio on the living room samsung tv and they get it but most their tvs are fire tvs and slop that dont even have stremio still working on getting them to buy atv boxes

[polar python]

You make good money

atv is $100

Go be a good son.

[wary badge]

There are 15 tvs in this house

16 including the projector

[polar python]

Fuck yall be watchin

TV addicts

[half compass]

Anime porn

[wary badge]

It still makes sense money wise

[half compass]

8k HDR

[wary badge]

They pay for hulu hbo max netflix prime disney all the above

At the 4k levels too

Netflix alone is like $40 a month

[half compass]

you’re literally just building a cinema

[polar python]

fr