general

[polar python]

@desert cairn fix that etc etc

[robust wasp]

Thank you

[simple drift]

hi nathan

[robust wasp]

Hello

[muted shuttle]

Hi nathan

[robust wasp]

Hello

[simple drift]

how are you nathan

[muted shuttle]

Hows your launchd replacer

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-yikes-flight-meme-gif-12822158462297009384

[robust wasp]

Dont leak this info sir

[muted shuttle]

I know he uses nathanlr to i-Cloud Bypass.

[fervent dove]

It was 96 days ago. deleted a message

Nathan is trying illegal stuff on illegal devices

Message ID: 1491175746801107126 · Apr 7, 2026, 8:40 PM

[simple drift]

its ok we all know

[ruby copper]

Yes

[simple drift]

mineek does more illegal stuff

[ruby copper]

He is making a iCloud bypass

[simple drift]

like

[ruby copper]

No

[simple drift]

making cracks

[ruby copper]

No 🫈

[polar python]

@desert cairn we should make claude find icloud bypasses and sell them

[simple drift]

bro is the piratER

[robust wasp]

now let me set a breakpoint on my very legal ipad at 0xfffffff01E28FC48

[simple drift]

what is that emoji

[ruby copper]

It will not work

[ruby copper]

Hairy creature

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle @idle wedge @velvet zenith @glacial valve who up bench flashing ECUs

[simple drift]

ok

[dense valve]

16player when you randomly add a NOP in the middle

[ruby copper]

Bro u asked

[glacial valve]

you are so back

[simple drift]

youre a hairy creature

[muted shuttle]

this is how i add features that my car doesnt have

[muted shuttle]

i lied i dont do shit cause im a little slow

[coarse ginkgo]

put this ecu in, there won’t be a tune that makes your engine explode, i promise

[dense valve]

Mods virus

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle random executable files

[simple drift]

nop

[muted shuttle]

Ok bro

Bmw ecu in my chrysler

[simple drift]

maxine has tested

i think

[muted shuttle]

Nothing could go wrong...

[coarse ginkgo]

rt

[simple drift]

claude make me fmbot in minecraft chat

[polar python]

@muted shuttle random executable files

[simple drift]

voila

lemme install intellij rq

[muted shuttle]

wtf

there's a new snapshot using vulkan

i gotta try this

[coarse ginkgo]

inb4 brick

[simple drift]

mhm

[dense valve]

do not update the server to it

[robust wasp]

it was good when i treied it

earlier

[muted shuttle]

really gonna make my m5 max shine

160 fps capped on 26.1.1

160 fps capped on 26.2 snapshot

PERFORMANCE!!!

[polar python]

bro only gets 160fps

ewaste

[muted shuttle]

the server isnt' even up dog

[coarse ginkgo]

broke ass

[muted shuttle]

I have it capped to my monitor's refresh rate

[simple drift]

ima try install mods

[dense valve]

wdym

discord says it is

[polar python]

fuck typa monitor is 160hz

[muted shuttle]

the 1.21.11 server yeah

[simple drift]

fr

[muted shuttle]

the 26.1 server is down because uh

[simple drift]

mines 180hz which is arguably weirder

[muted shuttle]

something fucked up

[dense valve]

i see

[muted shuttle]

i lowkey do not know what happened

[muted shuttle]

because logs show nothing except it randomly running out of space

[gusty gulch]

I'll be your ewaste

[simple drift]

what a great collection of game versions

[ruby copper]

Because of the chunk data size glitch

Exploit

[simple drift]

the server dying is mineek's fault

@muted shuttle is vulkan on by default

why is it a dirt

[ruby copper]

Hey

[muted shuttle]

why is my fps so low

[polar python]

yup

[muted shuttle]

vulkan issue

[ruby copper]

Malware

[muted shuttle]

Wouldnt happen with opengl

[polar python]

My analysis now confirms the speakers are wood-finished, likely black ash, not high-gloss black.

[ruby copper]

Ts guy really said 110 fps is low. Bro clearly never had the experience of 20 fps Minecraft as a kid because that's all u had 🤣

[hard comet]

xaviersobased concert was pretty based icl

[hard comet]

real

[muted shuttle]

Its low for my hardware that's what I meant.

[ruby copper]

Oh now you're flexing your hardware again

Got it

Sorry

[chrome peak]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/46b660fe4596fbe07ac0a61c34245a26/95611ccbd9d1e181-76/s250x400/cb1c2b4242e2dc6027d6374c4a1a4919ed2a5b03.gif

[muted shuttle]

Thats not what i meant

[simple drift]

this sucks

[hard comet]

cologne cathedral type shi

[ruby copper]

Install mineek fps booster.jar

Totally not a 🐀

[muted shuttle]

Mineek OptiFine Sodium.jar

[ruby copper]

Yes

[spark yacht]

Mineekmalware confirmed

[simple drift]

im installing the sodium renderer beta for it

hang on

[hard comet]

eta wen

[sharp current]

Anyone know how to get botted followers on roblox?

[spark yacht]

!t Roblox

[fervent dove]

Hey @sharp current, have a look at this!

roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by SlimShadyIAm#9999 | Used 3,833 times · Dec 21, 2020, 9:17 PM

[simple drift]

fucker trying to bot followers on roblox

im crine

[spark yacht]

For scamming probably

To make the account seem legitimate

[sharp current]

Am tryna get verify thingy

[ornate latch]

get a job instead

[spark yacht]

!t read

[fervent dove]

Hey @sharp current, have a look at this!

read

Did you even read the message?

Added by sahmoee | Used 295 times · Mar 5, 2025, 6:17 PM

[simple drift]

i dont think this is out yet

[sharp current]

I don’t even trade for shi dawg

😭

[spark yacht]

Dude scammer or not this isn't a Roblox server

[coarse ginkgo]

Checking battery voltage
The battery voltage is currently at 12.03 volts
Correcting checksums
Original Bootloader CRC16 Checksum: C6D5
Corrected Bootloader CRC16 Checksum: C6D5
Original Program Monitor Checksum Part 1: AD17
Corrected Program Monitor Checksum Part 1: AD17
Original Program Monitor Checksum Part 2: B3DA
Corrected Program Monitor Checksum Part 2: B3DA
Original Program CRC16 Checksum: 727E
Corrected Program CRC16 Checksum: 727E
Original Calibration Monitor Checksum Part 1: 2B49
Corrected Calibration Monitor Checksum Part 1: 2B49
Original Calibration Monitor Checksum Part 2: A620
Corrected Calibration Monitor Checksum Part 2: A620
Original Calibration CRC16 Checksum: 7876
Corrected Calibration CRC16 Checksum: 7876
Unlocking ECU
Preparing flash memory
Erasing program section
Writing program section
Finalizing program section
Erasing calibration section
Writing calibration section
Finalizing calibration section
Successfully wrote the program and calibration section to the ECU
To finalize the flashing procedure turn the key off, wait 10 seconds and then turn the key to position 2\

[sharp current]

Aight mb G

[minor sphinx]

can someone help me? i cant sign into apple id on my iphone 4s to jailbreak it.. ik i prolly sound like an idiot cus i never done ts before but if someone could help me that’d be great like a specific version i need or smt

[worthy quail]

wtf are these requirements

this is for a COLLEGE APPLICATION website

cannot include your first or last name

[simple drift]

ok

[velvet zenith]

Flash me

[hard comet]

W

[hard comet]

wtf

[spark yacht]

Potassium eta when?

[worthy quail]

they want a fucking xbox gamertag

[hard comet]

lmao

name yourself after someone else’s legal name

[worthy quail]

😭

its fine becuase its not a username for the college itself just this weird site they make you use to apply

yeah

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tnktok.com/ZNRXTdugv/

Fragfo (@fragfo)

❤️ 406K 💬 3.3K 🔁 92.4K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Apr 5, 2026, 12:20 PM

[worthy quail]

i need to apply for running start

[copper tendon]

Man coming from windows I can’t believe how bad ctrl+c feels compared to cmd+c now

So weird that the ctrl key is so much further left on windows than the cmd key is on Mac

[real cloak]

Yo guys

[simple drift]

im gonna claude together an even better minecraft fmbot

@muted shuttle what game version should i do

1.21.1??

[worthy quail]

I think so

[simple drift]

@teal bramble claude down

[worthy quail]

1.21.1 neoforge I’d assume

[simple drift]

fix yo foid

[worthy quail]

unless for some stupid reason we are using forge

[simple drift]

no were doing neoforge

how compatible are neoforge and fabric

[worthy quail]

no

[simple drift]

ok

[worthy quail]

well

[simple drift]

https://modrinth.com/mod/connector

[rotund glade]

No its not

[simple drift]

apparently you need this

[gilded rapids]

gm

[simple drift]

hi

[worthy quail]

https://connector.sinytra.org/

[rotund glade]

gm

[worthy quail]

He’s

[worthy quail]

Yes that works sometimes

[simple drift]

yes it is

[worthy quail]

it’s very very finicky

but it can work

Depends on what you are doing

[rotund glade]

No its not.

[simple drift]

how much effort would it take to PORT a mod between them

[simple drift]

is that void

ai

[worthy quail]

like I can run axiom through it

[rotund glade]

Ye.

[simple drift]

.app

hm

[rotund glade]

Voidai.app

[worthy quail]

you don’t port mods with connector connector transforms fabric mods to neoforge

[simple drift]

let me try with api instead of voidchat ig

or

actually

vpn

[rotund glade]

or just ask claude and he will do it

[simple drift]

i mean like if you wanted to port a neoforge mod to fabric

[worthy quail]

oh

[simple drift]

just in general

[worthy quail]

I don’t know how hard that would be tbh

[simple drift]

why is claude not working bruh

[worthy quail]

if you know what you’re doing probably not super difficult

[simple drift]

bad timing

[worthy quail]

(depending on complexity)

what is the mod

[simple drift]

fmbot

ok its just claude gpt5 works

[rotund glade]

Error: load failed

[simple drift]

i GUESS ill use gpt5

[worthy quail]

I would think that would be pretty easy to port

[rotund glade]

ok

[simple drift]

fire

[rotund glade]

why Would you ever want to use gpt 5

[simple drift]

i dont

[rotund glade]

gpt 5 Fuckign Sucks.

[gilded rapids]

i just swicted to claude

its nice lol

[simple drift]

claude is not working.

is gemini any better than gpt5

[shell tree]

Hi guys if possible could you guys help me it urgent, Im ipad OS 15.7 ipad pro 5th gen 12.9, ive dopamin jailbroken i removed the jailbreak and erased all when i finished setting up i didnt know what i done wrong that the password i tried to unlock the ipad is incorrect now let assume i foggoten the password, i dont know what to do i want to restore the ipad i dont care about the data on the ipad, but i really cannot afford updating the ipad to the newest OS i really needed it to stay on 15.7. i dont care what methods are suggested

[rotund glade]

Direct messages 📲

[simple drift]

ok

[gilded rapids]

i have gemini free for free until sept but id still rather pay for claude or gpt

lol

[worthy quail]

I know it’s hard enough for many mod developers to not even bother (Mekanism for example) but for something like fmbot it’s all just network requests and chat messages

oauth

you would need oauth

but that’s just plain java

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRXTYJX5/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

CLIPZ_5 (@clipz00021)

❤️ 31.2K 💬 108 🔁 4K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Mar 18, 2026, 2:26 PM

[teal bramble]

@slim nova

[worthy quail]

@simple drift .

My service is bad so I’m going now

[worthy quail]

or maybe not even hard but different enough

[ashen basin]

paying for AI

[gilded rapids]

but money isn’t an issue for me x

[ashen basin]

Wtf does paid AI even get you

[hard comet]

more usage

[ashen basin]

…

Is that it

[hard comet]

yes

[ashen basin]

lol

[hard comet]

and early access to new features sometimes

but who cares about getting something like two days later

also wtf is going on rn, monitoring the situation so hard

[thick tapir]

gfdi why am i actually using life hacks i learnt from tiktok 😭

[ashen basin]

The only AI I use now is Omni 😭😭

[gilded rapids]

ugh idk usage

[hard comet]

what did you learn

i wanna benefit as well

[teal bramble]

Powered by foidai

[thick tapir]

the one where u use hair ties to stop heel bite on ur jeans

[teal bramble]

😃

[ashen basin]

The state of the world or what

[strong flicker]

lame

[teal bramble]

Holy fuck my favorite jew is here

[hard comet]

nah you gotta embrace that

[gilded rapids]

idk it’s just $20 tho

[hard comet]

yes

[gilded rapids]

Claude limits are annoying

[strong flicker]

hiiii

[teal bramble]

hello

can i get a billion dollars

small investment

[hard comet]

you’ll be paying $100 in a few weeks dw

they got me

[strong flicker]

sure what for

[thick tapir]

eventually i dont wanna tear up 180 dollar jeans within the first week of owning them

not really 180 dollars cuz they were 110 on sale but yk

[teal bramble]

building an ai datacenter

[hard comet]

i’m tearing up 300€ jeans

[strong flicker]

hot topic right now

[gilded rapids]

no cause then I’d move back to chat 😭

[hard comet]

it’s just the way of life

[teal bramble]

yup

[thick tapir]

i will in a few weeks i just dont wanna immediately yk?

[strong flicker]

I'll allow it

[hard comet]

i get that

[ashen basin]

make sure you build it next to a residential area so they get to suffer from the loud ass humming they make

[hard comet]

🙏🙏

[thick tapir]

after i spill food on them for the first time its game tho

[simple drift]

ty

[simple drift]

claude

but i just "acquire" free claude

[ashen basin]

who tf is claude

[gilded rapids]

ai

[ashen basin]

oh thanks

[gilded rapids]

The big 3 are Gemini, chatgpt, and Claude

Claude was the company that refused to help the us goverment

[ashen basin]

Oh ok I googled it yeah it’s anthropic

[dense valve]

@simple drift https://fxtwitter.com/discordpreviews/status/2041613255165001915

Discord Previews (@DiscordPreviews)

Discord is sending out notices to people who they've detected to be using scripts or plugins that automatically complete ads (also known as Quests).

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FxTwitter · Apr 7, 2026, 8:25 PM

fuck

[hard comet]

i’ve been to three concerts in them now and have worn them a bunch outside and still zero spills

i’m so goated

[dense valve]

@desert cairn @copper tendon

[teal bramble]

thx

[thick tapir]

eat in ur car in the dark at like 5am and its a guarantee ur gonna spill something on them

[copper tendon]

Thank you for the heads up

[hard comet]

“ur car” i wish 🚬

[thick tapir]

especially when the fucking mcdonalds worker puts the lid on ur iced coffee wrong and the fucker busts everywhere 😮‍💨

[hard comet]

😭

[simple drift]

i saw on the previews discord

[copper tendon]

I did not see that

[thick tapir]

i was wearing a cream colored hoodie aswell 😔

[simple drift]

#892838889318912020 message

@copper tendon

[teal bramble]

what

[thick tapir]

what

[copper tendon]

Ty for the link

[simple drift]

yea

[thick tapir]

genuinely i kinda really fw the galaxy a35

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle client or server side fmbot

[muted shuttle]

i use neither

[rotund glade]

u should make serverside.

[simple drift]

ok

[thick tapir]

like the more i use it im like damn this isnt terrible for a budget phone

[simple drift]

im making a 1.21.1 neoforge fmbot

ill do serverside

[muted shuttle]

oh

[simple drift]

for rjbmc

[rotund glade]

is the server gonna be on 1.21.1

[simple drift]

yea

i think

@rotund glade where does ur version of the fmbot mod save the api key

i need to grab it

[rotund glade]

.minecraft

[simple drift]

ok

[rotund glade]

.minecraft/config/lastfm-mod.json

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/luke_leisher_/status/2041602850409574874?s=46 release the fight !!!!

Luke Leisher (@luke_leisher_)

LMAO

QRT: luke_leisher_
What are the odds that during apogee one of the astronauts scoots towards the far side of the capsule just so they know that *they* were the farthest.

▶ Play video

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[rotund glade]

i thiunk

[simple drift]

yep ty

[gusty gulch]

praise be to allah

[simple drift]

how tf do i not have java installed systemwide

[ruby copper]

@simple drift @ashen basin @muted shuttle @rotund glade gn

[rotund glade]

gn

[simple drift]

gn

[muted shuttle]

Goodnight :3

[muted shuttle]

brew install openjdk or something

[terse dome]

java venv where

[simple drift]

the clanker did it for me

[vital knoll]

praise be to MegLouTW the goddess supreme

and stinky ole jazzy :D

[simple drift]

sob

[terse dome]

you're talking to one right now!

[simple drift]

idk how to feel about a clanker doing things on my computer

oh intellij finished installing

yay

[spark yacht]

How much brain rot did we reach?

We now have ai install shit for us

[simple drift]

it did it without me asking idk

i havent used an agent before

idk how much ill use this this is scary

[terse dome]

never running any commands a clanker outputs without checking every command it runs

[velvet zenith]

Pussy

claude --dangerously-skip-permissions

❤️

[simple drift]

sob

[spark yacht]

It rm -rf'ed someone's hone folder once

[terse dome]

i dont have real backups right now im right to be a "pussy"

[velvet zenith]

Me neither

[simple drift]

i time machine backuped earlier today its fine

[velvet zenith]

If it deletes my whole project folder then whatever

[terse dome]

well your data isnt that important

you can run all the commands you want

[velvet zenith]

If you use claude or chatgpt it most likely wont delete your shit

Gemini is the one i see that always does some stupid shit

[simple drift]

claude-opus-4-6

who is using gemini agent

sob

im doing another time machine im paranoid

gradle is building

[thick tapir]

found some a random ass edible i lost. mystery strength 😭

[ashen basin]

W

[rotund glade]

i dont think ive ever had opus delete something i didnt want it to

with all my time running --dangerously-skip-permissions

[velvet zenith]

u have to be using a shit model for it to actually delete your home folder

[digital lake]

Hello, does anyone know if it's possible to bypass activation on version 26.1 (the latest version that isn't in beta)? I'm trying to flash iOS 18, but it's blocking it because it's not signed. Does anyone have any advice on how to bypass this restriction?

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[velvet zenith]

no

[rotund glade]

ye

like brain damage model that doesnt even think

[spark yacht]

!t icloudbypass

[fervent dove]

Hey @digital lake, have a look at this!

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,694 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[velvet zenith]

unless u show proof of purchase to apple youre never getting rid of that lock

[velvet zenith]

Every single post of something going terribly wrong is always gemini

When have you seen claude or gpt delete an important folder

[rotund glade]

only person ive genuinely see use gemini its a ai gooner

[thick tapir]

70% sure its 15mg but idgaf im not doing jackshit anyways

[velvet zenith]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ClaudeAI/comments/1pgxckk/claude_cli_deleted_my_entire_home_directory_wiped/ skill issue idk

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[gusty gulch]

you're gay

[simple drift]

of course discord is still using more ram than gradle

[vital knoll]

for meg yes

and your stinky Frito paws ofc

[thick tapir]

its genuinely so fucking funny how kanye got wireless festival cancelled 😭

[simple drift]

im glad

keep him out

[thick tapir]

wtf

[rotund glade]

@hazy lagoon 67

[simple drift]

fuck kanye

[thick tapir]

after sofi let him in. let him in everywhere

[hazy lagoon]

Pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh pussy fat pussy wet full of flesh

[simple drift]

strange.

[hazy lagoon]

😭😭😭😭 i apologize if i offended anyone

[simple drift]

wait i just realised i have to spin up a minecraft server to test this

[hazy lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[rotund glade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1307018310193385596/1483479923954946330/IMG_7300.gif

[thick tapir]

but its for the people 🙏

[simple drift]

is fine i have a server

[ornate latch]

this sentence would've evaporated a victorian child

[simple drift]

idgaf

[hazy lagoon]

It’s a song that became a meme

[simple drift]

are you attracted to the same gender

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/unitevids/status/2041428832981241875?s=46 yeah I’m stealing this idea idc

MAGIKARP🦈💦 (@UniteVids)

🌳✨The path to the Bleak Beach Gate transformed into a Shaded Forest

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[simple drift]

wtf

[hazy lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/shenseea-icongifz-shenyeng-shenyengz-shensea-gif-16330029913665366506

[ornate latch]

that's what you get for using slop

[simple drift]

shut

[buoyant stream]

minecraft server moment

[ashen basin]

holy peak

[coarse wedge]

what the fuck is this

qwerty ngage

bizzare

[simple drift]

is the ngage not usually qwerty

[ashen basin]

damn i didnt realize the game just looks like this

[gilded rapids]

time to drive home ):

[rigid path]

ppl who actually know

[mint sand]

i just joined and i already like you

[simple drift]

wdym

[vapid spruce]

alr time to fix this up

[simple drift]

its a shit album

wtf

neoforge looks like this??

[thick tapir]

album is mid but the show(s) 🥺

[rotund glade]

why do u have 10 gb allocated wtf

[simple drift]

cuz i can

i have 32gb ram why not

also my modpacks have like 300 mods in

[mint sand]

the album was fire and the shows were even better

[rotund glade]

i heard having more ram allocated gb is worse for fps

[simple drift]

like

[simple drift]

not really no

also

sodium

doesnt matter

[thick tapir]

album was mid asf but would be acceptable if more than 4 songs were finished

but they werent so the album is js mid asf

[simple drift]

wtf

[mint sand]

understandable. i still miss og circles and highs and lows

but ye is the goat

so ill glaze

[rotund glade]

i only liked the one all the love song

[rotund glade]

surely u can js use a api key

surely not that many people will spam the dot fm

[rigid path]

🤣❤️ love brother

[rigid path]

considering what that song went thru

it came out beautifully

[hard comet]

holy shit wtf was that ride back home

[ashen basin]

never have been able to up the render distance + quality until now

[hard comet]

had to buy a girl from ukraine a ticket for a train she’ll be taking for 7 hours, missed my stop and had to get an uber

[rigid path]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-gif-16978492239797714559

[simple drift]

the server owner has to put a api key

im stupid

maxine said she can

so its ok

[hard comet]

and she couldn’t even pay me back the full amount

she wanted to give me british pounds first 😭😭

germany btw

down 16€ and forced to follow a ukrainian sex therapist on instagram

wtf

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/itmgalt/status/2041630194839290167?s=46

iTMG 🦭 (@itmgalt)

YOU CAN REMOVE AIR FRICTION NOW

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 7, 2026, 9:32 PM

[hazy lagoon]

Best lookin phones of all time

[ashen basin]

These all look like Walmart toys

[gilded rapids]

rip I’m trapped here

[ashen basin]

Rip

[hazy lagoon]

Lol

[gilded rapids]

@ashen basin how does this even happen

[ashen basin]

Bruh what the fuck

LMAO

[gilded rapids]

Both highways are closed bc of this

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/polymarket/status/2041637430634184967?s=46 😭❓

Polymarket (@Polymarket)

BREAKING: Anthropic claims their next-generation AI is "too powerful" to be released to the public, will restrict preview access to ~40 major tech companies.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 7, 2026, 10:01 PM

[ashen basin]

WTF

yall have those shits on your highways

[simple drift]

fucker forgot the iphone x

[simple drift]

wtf

[hazy lagoon]

Looked ass not comparable to those

[simple drift]

lie

[hazy lagoon]

I find it ass my sibling has one

[simple drift]

https://www.threads.com/@denis.ibm/post/DWqXY_rjdBg/landscape-reflections-on-the-back-of-i-phone-x

trust it has aura

ignore that this is threads i found it on google

[simple drift]

most valid one here is the s10e all the nothing phones suck except the phone 1

best looking phone is probably

i want one

[hazy lagoon]

I had the whole collection the note the fold and the buds live

[hard comet]

wtf is this freaky ass insta story

not even the worst one

[simple drift]

twigs

tbh i cant be saying much my legs are that skinny

[hard comet]

flexing luxury brands and can’t even pay me istg 😭

[chrome peak]

whatever its just some coquette "im just a girl" slop

[simple drift]

i wouldnt post them tho 😭

insane

[hazy lagoon]

Are those french fries

[hard comet]

i think the focus is more on the bruises tbh

…

i’d post more but honestly not sure how much is fine

😭

[raven pine]

chromosome 18:

[simple drift]

yeah idk why youd post that

[hard comet]

that censoring has to be enough

[hazy lagoon]

Is that u

[rotund glade]

wtf

[hard comet]

😭😭

dude

no

[raven pine]

what kind of girl did you go out with dude

[hard comet]

it’s the ukrainian sex therapist who i bought a train ticket for

[coarse wedge]

holy fuck shes rlly light i suppose

[hazy lagoon]

Belle delphine?

[rotund glade]

thats deff a one of a kind sentence

[hard comet]

true

[hazy lagoon]

Ummmm

[hard comet]

i’m down like 50€ this evening 🚬

but funny experience istg

never going to cologne again tho

[raven pine]

what even happened

how did cologne cause this

[coarse wedge]

grew up with similar gfs where i lived

[hard comet]

she also gave me her bfs number but he’s not responding

either i’m slow or he is

[coarse wedge]

they tend to be cool more or less

[hard comet]

i am not dating her 😭

[coarse wedge]

you should

[hard comet]

went to a concert and cologne is like ~2 hours by train from where i live

[rotund glade]

what artist

[hard comet]

it’s okay, but shit never goes as planned so you’ll need more time

and you run into random ass people

[raven pine]

oh its a city

[hard comet]

xaviersobased

[hard comet]

😭

[rotund glade]

fire

[raven pine]

i thought u mean cologne like perfume

[hard comet]

lmao no

[rotund glade]

i think hes coming to berlin too

or already went

not sure

[hard comet]

could’ve also said köln ig

[hard comet]

coming i think

[jolly moat]

Rip 100% and 99%

[hard comet]

pretty sure he said something about it being the first show in germany

[raven pine]

last time i saw you it was the tinder drama and then this

[coarse wedge]

currently listening to ænima

[raven pine]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[coarse wedge]

what an album so far

[rotund glade]

i see

[gilded rapids]

why does this scare people it’s not even that bad of a drive 😭

[hard comet]

LMAO

[raven pine]

the fuck is that omg

[gilded rapids]

It connects the major interstates

[hard comet]

why was that the last time you saw me in here

…

[coarse wedge]

mossads been parking their audis and mercs outside my crib recently

[raven pine]

why does the us rely in cars then have shit infrastructure

[raven pine]

we dont cross paths

[hard comet]

“how did you know i’m from russia/ukraine”

[hard comet]

true

[raven pine]

theres something similar in gta and i always get confused

[gilded rapids]

Wym it’s actually really easy to navigate 😭

[coarse wedge]

man wtf

those fingers

[raven pine]

no

[coarse wedge]

baby hands

worse than robin

[hard comet]

0.5 makes it look worse i think

she had normal sized hands i think?

[coarse wedge]

oh yeah that fucking camera

[hard comet]

not like i paid attention to the size of her fingers 😭

also mm6 jeans but only 50€ and £100 on her pocket

istg

[raven pine]

u paid for some random girls train ticket and then got forced to follow her on insta?

[gilded rapids]

@raven pine ok nvm lol

[hard comet]

yes

[coarse wedge]

welp she looks like an average roadwoman

at least where ive lived

[raven pine]

Told you

[hard comet]

she wanted to go from dus airport to stuttgart, which is like halfway across germany

tonight

[coarse wedge]

im hopping through eu countries

[gilded rapids]

maybe I’m used to it cause it’s part of my old commute

[hard comet]

she’ll be there at 7 am w the ticket i got her

she told me she figured dus was close to stuttgart

[raven pine]

how many times did u get lost there

[coarse wedge]

shes cheating on her boy make yo shoes fast and your knife go up faster than yo dih

[raven pine]

did she even pay u back

[gilded rapids]

I guess when I was younger idk lol

[vapid spruce]

okay guys I just got an ipad 7 running iOS 18.1.1, should I update it to 18.7.7 or leave it there?

[hard comet]

and than she asked me if she could take an uber

400km btw

250 miles

[raven pine]

isnt a10 affected by checkm8

[hard comet]

i paid 63€ and all she had was 50€

[hard comet]

whar

[vapid spruce]

idc about future jailbreaks, I just wanna know about tweak support with ipados 18 & palera1n

[thick tapir]

dallas we have 5 level tall interchanges

[gilded rapids]

@raven pine the image he sent

[hard comet]

do russians have a different whatsapp

[gilded rapids]

Texas has crazy ass interchanges

😭

[vapid spruce]

I used to live in Austin and we had that too

[hard comet]

or am i words i cannot say in this server

[raven pine]

js update ur already on ios 18

[thick tapir]

not on this level tho

[raven pine]

13€ loss

[coarse wedge]

tg vk and some other smaller

[raven pine]

actually looks manageable

theres something similar in gta5

[raven pine]

telegram

[rigid path]

how i feel having a 15pm running 17.0

[coarse wedge]

vk is mainly used by organizations and undeveloped age kids while tg is used for whatever the fuck you want

[hard comet]

most normal instagram story

[gilded rapids]

See when you’re driving just follow the signs

[hard comet]

*ukrainians

i’m dumb

[raven pine]

whats wrong with having some kinks

[coarse wedge]

you can post a killcam of you killing someone on telegram and not fuck up

[hard comet]

why are you posting that to a public profile in a public story

idk dude

[raven pine]

why are there 3 different lanes for the same city

[coarse wedge]

it was supposed to be me mf

[rigid path]

https://tenor.com/view/beauty-and-the-beast-kanye-kanye-west-bully-gif-16046467886656054518

[thick tapir]

multi lane exits

[hard comet]

go get her she seems rich

[raven pine]

why not yolo

[hard comet]

or really good larp

[gilded rapids]

3 lanes isn’t enough bro too much traffic

[coarse wedge]

everyone seems rich the eastern economy is twisted

[gilded rapids]

😭

[raven pine]

oh yeah one pickup truck takes up 1.5 lanes i forgot

[hard comet]

she was 15 at the time of posting this 😭

[rigid path]

bro talkin to a mossad agent lowk

[raven pine]

its texas after all

[gilded rapids]

I’m in Virginia 😭

Near Washington DC

[raven pine]

president city

[hard comet]

idk vetements, mm6 and many more high label brands all over her profile aren’t normal i think

[coarse wedge]

apartments look ultra futuristic while in a commie block building in the middle of nowhere surrounded by corpses devoured by krok

[jolly moat]

I am on Maryland

[true plover]

Bleh my belt is chirping

[gilded rapids]

Maryland sucks

sorry I have to rep nova

yall have bad drivers

[coarse wedge]

krok is like russian crack

a pretty elevating thing tbh

[true plover]

It is over 100k

So ig that’s to be expected

[hard comet]

how near

i have family there

[coarse wedge]

just fucking with yall

[gilded rapids]

northern Virginia

pretty close lol

[jolly moat]

There many bad drivers

[thick tapir]

ill just stick to crack thanks

[hard comet]

i have probably been relatively close to you before

[true plover]

Wait

[hard comet]

cuz that checks out

[true plover]

But it stops once it gets to temp

The coolant

Weird

[coarse wedge]

stick to cracking women that are worth yo dih being dried out for

[hard comet]

perhaps i should have asked her to pay me back differently 🚬

is that meta?

[thick tapir]

no

[narrow crown]

dried out?? it should be WET twin

[hard comet]

figured

[thick tapir]

reread

[gilded rapids]

hello

[thick tapir]

i think he means like ur nutsack being dried out moreso than your dick itself

[coarse wedge]

brother my ex sucked the fucking life out of both my dih and balls

[thick tapir]

like drained

empty

no gas in the tank

the well has run empty

[coarse wedge]

you dont know the suffering

[narrow crown]

ohh

[coarse wedge]

she was a fucking vampire

a cum vampire

[hard comet]

i wish dude

[gilded rapids]

35.06584° N, 78.89770° W
@thick tapir @narrow crown @simple drift @hard comet

meetup rn

[narrow crown]

idk bro that sounds like fun to me

[hard comet]

worst bf award goes to:

[coarse wedge]

why not cock island

[thick tapir]

please do NOT use the word brother in a sentence talking about sex i misread THE FUCK out of that

[hard comet]

who’s house is that 😭

[terse dome]

Good evening.

[rotund glade]

OMW ✅

[coarse wedge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/weird-spongebob-oblivious-THj5QURAqrfyPcblu4

[hard comet]

do i install hinge again…

dating is so annoying tho

[coarse wedge]

as the rule states you only fall in love suddenly, that one magical night, remember that.

[hard comet]

…

i don’t go outside tho

[thick tapir]

come eat medium rare mcdonalds w/ me

[hard comet]

makes it pretty hard

[hard comet]

ewww

[thick tapir]

i think the middle was actually pink pink cuz it tasted weird and thats the only reason i looked

idk was a while ago

[hard comet]

ate so much mcdonald’s for lunch i skipped dinner

[thick tapir]

temperature check my already eaten burger

[jaunty garnet]

???

[hard comet]

tomorrow

[jaunty garnet]

i wish i had linux

[true plover]

What the fuck is this conversation

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1448458149446287561/togif.gif

[simple drift]

theres kinda an atlantic ocean in the way

[hard comet]

what app is this

[simple drift]

whatsapp i think

maybe

[gilded rapids]

I’m at an Asian restaurant rn

[hard comet]

let’s build a boat

[simple drift]

whatsapp or telegram

[hard comet]

i don’t think so, i tried the number and nothing comes up

[simple drift]

probably telegram

[true plover]

Telegram?

I think

[hard comet]

let’s try that

[true plover]

Let me look

[copper tendon]

should i download a driver booster app for macos

[true plover]

I have it

[hard comet]

also not telegram

[true plover]

Wait

[muted shuttle]

Looks like Telegram to me

[hard comet]

tried the number

[true plover]

Signal

Mah e

Maybe

[simple drift]

a what

[simple drift]

nop

[true plover]

Bruh

[hard comet]

downloading

[true plover]

Kms

[muted shuttle]

I may be wrong though, it looks VERY similar but that "saved" tab at the bottom is just Not there on my telegram

[simple drift]

no

bad

[true plover]

I won’t

[simple drift]

good!

[true plover]

I have work tomorrow

[simple drift]

[true plover]

My boss would KILL me

If I died

[copper tendon]

driver optimizer booster

[muted shuttle]

he'd take you out the grave to kill you again

interesting

[simple drift]

sllop

[hard comet]

also not signal

dude how does this mf not have whatsapp/ signal/ telegram

and he does not check his text messages

[true plover]

😭

It’s not vk

Uhhhhhhhhh

Idk

[simple drift]

could he have had telegram then deleted his account

i deleted my telegram account

[hard comet]

no i took that picture like an hour ago

[true plover]

I think they auto delete after 2 months of no usage

[hard comet]

he texts her gf over that

[true plover]

Or smth

[hard comet]

can someone of you guys try telegram again

[simple drift]

oh

[rotund glade]

that sounds like super slop

[hard comet]

maybe i’m doing something wrong

just dm, i’m not gonna post bros number here

[true plover]

I have telegram

But the ui is different

[rotund glade]

could b android vs iphone idk

[copper tendon]

what the fuck is this battery icon from

[hard comet]

she had an iphone

[muted shuttle]

coconutBattery

[hard comet]

idk dude

[copper tendon]

i see

[muted shuttle]

i can if you want me to

[copper tendon]

oh maxine congratulations on getting the 2tb 17 pro max and the maxed out ipad pro!

[true plover]

oh maxine congratulations on getting the 2tb 17 pro max and the maxed out ipad pro!

[muted shuttle]

I have base model 17pm and no ipad pro

[copper tendon]

[muted shuttle]

256gb is perfect for me and ipad is useless with my mbp

[rotund glade]

i have 128gb

and its fine

[simple drift]

@hard comet check dm

[muted shuttle]

I mean i do have an ipad 10th gen but i rarely use it lowkey

[slim loom]

you have a maxed out m5 max mbp tho

[muted shuttle]

It's not maxed out

[true plover]

M5

Ewaste

[copper tendon]

i have a 7th gen ipad

[slim loom]

how much ram and storage

[muted shuttle]

48gb 2tb

max is 128gb 8tb

[copper tendon]

128gb 8tb

[muted shuttle]

[slim loom]

no one needs that

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet @muted shuttle wtf i slept through most of the day

[muted shuttle]

Ok whatever eepyhead

[copper tendon]

maxine actually dmed me saying shes getting dosdude1 to upgrade it to 256gb 16tb

[true plover]

Dear god what the fuck

Why light mode

[muted shuttle]

I dont even need 16tb

[true plover]

Jesus fucking Christ

[hard comet]

dm checked

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[copper tendon]

did you get nano texture

[true plover]

I’m going to call your SEVERAL slurs

[muted shuttle]

No

Ok

Do it

[copper tendon]

did you look at a nano one in store

[muted shuttle]

No

[copper tendon]

lowkey i love nano texture, idk if i can go back to glossy

[true plover]

My job is fine

Done

[muted shuttle]

People said the nano texture display makes the quality look worse

So I didn't get it

[true plover]

[muted shuttle]

I'll never be using my macbook out in the sun anyway

[thick tapir]

thats not even that much tbh

[copper tendon]

i mean thats kinda how matte displays work

but it isnt nearly as bad as you think

[muted shuttle]

fr my server has 192gb ram

[thick tapir]

max should be like 16tb storage i feel like

[copper tendon]

its by far the best matte display i've seen, WAY better than any matte screen protector

[true plover]

“Maxine” and “outside” in the same sentence is oil and water

[copper tendon]

it really only effects pure white backgrounds tbh

and even then its hard to tell

[ashen basin]

gm

[true plover]

OH MY GOD

[thick tapir]

inb4 r1 ban

[copper tendon]

and this is exactly why i disable hdr

[true plover]

This hurts

Flash blank

[ashen basin]

😭😭😭

[true plover]

Bang

[hard comet]

aaaaaa

bbbbb

[hard comet]

get off my screen

[true plover]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-cat-funny-cat-flashbang-flashbang-gif-8479999063609699416

I will skin you alive

[ashen basin]

😭😭😭

[true plover]

[muted shuttle]

Fuck you

[untold helm]

ddr3?

[muted shuttle]

ddr4

[ashen basin]

This one is so bad but you have to press it

[true plover]

You’re on light mode

[untold helm]

wtf

[muted shuttle]

Acting like that hdr picture isn't worse

[jaunty garnet]

Is it spring break

[copper tendon]

is there a vencord plugin to disable hdr in discord

[true plover]

It is for some schools here

[untold helm]

yes

[true plover]

[copper tendon]

i know you can disable it in chrome by forcing srgb

[ashen basin]

noooo you all must suffer when I send

[true plover]

[ashen basin]

can we get the bot to send a fucked up image like this whenever someone complains about light mode

[copper tendon]

idk how people use light mode

literally eye rape

[ashen basin]

I mean same but it’s funny to be flash banged twice

[thick tapir]

its not that bad i like it

i use schedule for light mode and dark mode cuz im a normie

also dark mode fucking sucks outside

[untold helm]

light mode is fine OS wise during the day

[thick tapir]

or used to ig before screens were good

[simple drift]

i have 17 claritycheck credits left

who needs phone numbers digged through

[slim loom]

I would never use light mode when theres a dark mode option

[hard comet]

😭

[true plover]

I haven’t seen Apple light mode in person in years

[simple drift]

its so useful

also

[rotund glade]

what is clarity check

[hard comet]

you’re missing out

[ashen basin]

My mom loves light mode lol

[simple drift]

this is why you NEVER give out your phone number

[true plover]

It’s so bright

[simple drift]

i can see accounts linked to phone numbers and stuff

[ashen basin]

She will use light mode in bed at night lmfaooo

[true plover]

It’s dark in my kar

[simple drift]

https://claritycheck.com

[true plover]

The discord launch screen is in light mode too

😭

[ashen basin]

?

[slim loom]

Yea and max brightness 😭

[ashen basin]

fr

[true plover]

Look

[ashen basin]

It’s gray tf u mean

[simple drift]

scary stuff

[ashen basin]

Urs is fucked up lmaooo

[untold helm]

"I dont care if websites sell my data"
what happens when websites sell data:

[ashen basin]

Biden blast can’t compete with me

[true plover]

Don’t

[velvet zenith]

@half compass Erin hawk tuah

[true plover]

You dare

[ashen basin]

LMFAO

[muted shuttle]

Fuck you

[true plover]

[simple drift]

mean

[simple drift]

thats why you become palantir like me and look at the data

[rotund glade]

boutta see a whole lotta unemployed when i search mine

[true plover]

Fiekfiksdjmakskamsjsjs

[slim nova]

nebby

[simple drift]

only person ive ever leaked my phone number to one here was river...

interesting person

what happened to river again

[slim nova]

I know your number too

[simple drift]

lie

[ashen basin]

He’s gone

[rotund glade]

idk who river is

[true plover]

Only one person here has my number

[untold helm]

I know your location too

[true plover]

Well 2

[slim nova]

Schrodinger's number

[simple drift]

crine

[untold helm]

@fervent dove slide me a text

[simple drift]

dm

[untold helm]

??

[simple drift]

prove i

t

[muted shuttle]

Let's play 8 ball!

[untold helm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[true plover]

Let's play 8 ball!

I haven’t played thoes games since hs

[jaunty garnet]

Let's play 8 ball!

[true plover]

Those*

[untold helm]

On my way!

[jaunty garnet]

@untold helm Do you have a Mac

[rotund glade]

somewehre in the uk

[slim loom]

ventura on that is crazy

isnt it laggy asl

[untold helm]

no

[slim loom]

just use big sur

[untold helm]

no

[jaunty garnet]

big sur is useless

[polar python]

@muted shuttle ahh setup

[slim loom]

my dad still has big sur on M1 macbook air lmao

[untold helm]

most programs now need monterey+

[slim nova]

claudejumping

[simple drift]

correct

[slim nova]

mineek

[simple drift]

g

[rotund glade]

too easy .

[simple drift]

[true plover]

Stkc reveals

[simple drift]

fucker has TWO imacs

greed

give me a g3

[agile sun]

why not doe

big sur still works

[simple drift]

and 2 homepods

[slim loom]

it does

[simple drift]

why do you have 2 of everything @polar python

[slim loom]

but its getting to an end soon

[polar python]

this isnt my setup

[untold helm]

people have homepods?

[slim loom]

Yea my dad also got one

[simple drift]

i forgot about this

[true plover]

[slim nova]

holy shit

this the macos 11

[true plover]

Yes

Beta 1

[slim nova]

😭

hi lemon

[untold helm]

who the fuck was looking at the first beta and was like "this is cool to push"

[true plover]

[slim nova]

me

[true plover]

Hiiii

[jaunty garnet]

that was real?

[true plover]

“I’ve done it again”