general

[muted shuttle]

not old like

[arctic field]

I mean

[muted shuttle]

Old

But like

my Previous device

[arctic field]

Its old

[simple drift]

yea

[muted shuttle]

m2 pro is still perfectly fine

[simple drift]

sooooo old

[simple drift]

exactly

i just got one

runs great

[arctic field]

Its old im not saying its bad

[simple drift]

does everything i need it to do

its not even old

m2 macbook pros launched in 2023

thats not old

this laptop still cost me £1000

[arctic field]

Im using a 7 year old gpu it works wonders and im not gonna switch it until it fails

[low mortar]

That’s still a crazy thought cause we’re already at m6

[simple drift]

the m1 is old

m1 pro

not old

[arctic field]

Oh i thought that was older

Like 2020 old

[terse dome]

we're at what

[low mortar]

No

M5

Shush

I’m so tired

I’m cracking another monster rn

😭

[simple drift]

sog

[terse dome]

sog

[simple drift]

sob

[arctic field]

M8

[simple drift]

[arctic field]

No we’re not

[simple drift]

why is this from the official minecraft server

lmao

[chilly bear]

?

rule 2.

[simple drift]

https://soggy.cat

[low mortar]

Had to check which rule this is

[chilly bear]

broken ⚠️

[simple drift]

no

intended

[arctic field]

Ew light mode wtf

[low mortar]

https://soggy.cat

[arctic field]

I knew you were a masochist

[chilly bear]

broken in landscape too ⚠️

[chilly bear]

hello

[arctic field]

Stay away fro me

[real cobalt]

I bought an m5 the other month

[arctic field]

How much

[real cobalt]

76

[vapid spruce]

how to get landscapr mode on discord

[chilly bear]

method 📲

[vapid spruce]

method 📲

[simple drift]

sad

sad times

[chilly bear]

#general message

[real cobalt]

Love it so much

It's so fun

[versed sun]

I bought nitro but I still haven’t gotten charged for it

[arctic field]

Omg landscape discord works

Discord r stupid how did this get through testing

No way it even allows me to switch back and forth lol

[chilly bear]

how did this even happen in the first place

[arctic field]

They probably vibecoded the entire orb shop

Im disabling updates for discord in case they patch ts🥀

[crystal jolt]

guys can someone give me an opinion

[arctic field]

Here *Opinion granted*

[crystal jolt]

i bought from flea market an 6 and it is good to put my sim in it? maybe i find something

like i m trying to contact the owner

[arctic field]

i don’t know how to read dat

[crystal jolt]

so i bought an iphone 6 from the flea market

[arctic field]

You bought an iphone 6 from someone and you are asking if you should put a sim in it?

[crystal jolt]

Its locked

man

and i try to find the owner

[arctic field]

Contact the owner

[crystal jolt]

Yea is it good if i put my sim?

to ask siri

who owns the phone

[arctic field]

You don’t know who sold you the phone?

[crystal jolt]

Like

[real cobalt]

Flea market

[crystal jolt]

they are a bunch of phones

For sale

4 euros a piece

[arctic field]

Oh that’s something unique

[real cobalt]

Is it

[arctic field]

Imma be honest wouldn’t they must likely be stolen

[crystal jolt]

so should i out the sim and ask siri

[crystal jolt]

100%

its on do not disturb

💀💀

but still got an fmi off one

[arctic field]

Hmm emergency mode should have their contacts but if not

[crystal jolt]

nope

[arctic field]

Then there’s nothing to do

[crystal jolt]

0 medical id

[arctic field]

I think

[crystal jolt]

i can put cellular

so i can ask siri

its a good ideea?

[arctic field]

It depends

[crystal jolt]

im gonna search in facebook the name

iknow the country it came from

denmark

[vital knoll]

im from denmark

you should give it to em

[crystal jolt]

if i find them

[crystal jolt]

but yea how are the pepole there like they care abt their old stuff?

[vital knoll]

idk I'm not from denmark :D I just want free phone

[crystal jolt]

fuh

Imma try anyways

hope cia is not coming for my but

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-gif-2734175389934997010

[chilly bear]

it's not the cia you have to worry about

[ruby copper]

3ds reference

[low mortar]

hehe

[rich dune]

is it just me or is packages.debian.org dead in the water

[low mortar]

mineek how are you gonna celebrate 100 days

[ruby copper]

idk

[gusty gulch]

lol true

[obtuse ruin]

can't believe he's been able to keep up the no-shower streak for so long

[low mortar]

lmao

[obtuse ruin]

everyone grab your new free wares on repo.icrazeios.com

[teal bramble]

Im rich final boss

[arctic field]

@spark yacht what did he do

[spark yacht]

He made a mod that would log all ore coords to a file

[chilly bear]

@spark yacht old one didn't have anticheat for very long cuz everyone hated it

[spark yacht]

Then had someone install it and run around the map

[simple drift]

one whole dollar

[arctic field]

That’s so stupid

[chilly bear]

it would break viaversion

[arctic field]

Why tf would he do that

[spark yacht]

Oh

[teal bramble]

Yup

[spark yacht]

Funny

I think

[chilly bear]

blame the french

[spark yacht]

Yes the French ran the mod

[arctic field]

That sounds like the most unefficient way of xraying lol

[teal bramble]

Wait lemme get another dollar

[arctic field]

Furthermore why would he cheat on the minecraft server is he stupid😭

[chilly bear]

no one knows what happens in the mind of orange roles

[arctic field]

Did he get banned from the mc server lol

[simple drift]

mineek is a strange one

[vital knoll]

@gusty gulch

[chilly bear]

i don't think so

he can't

[arctic field]

Wdym

[chilly bear]

he's the minecraft geek he has to be there

[teal bramble]

he's the minecraft geek he has to be there

[arctic field]

Wait so he is going to cheat again or did we break him

[spark yacht]

No he just got told off by the mods

[arctic field]

Smh

[teal bramble]

@simple drift

[simple drift]

ok

[teal bramble]

67

[simple drift]

usdt is russian spyware

use usdc

[teal bramble]

yup

[arctic field]

Usbc✅

[teal bramble]

i dont care im gonna withdraw it to my card anyway

[simple drift]

help

[simple drift]

yea

just

[teal bramble]

help

[simple drift]

dont buy usdt

thats

poo

[teal bramble]

is the minecraft back

[simple drift]

yes

[teal bramble]

How?

[simple drift]

new world

[simple drift]

i dont trust tether

[arctic field]

Imma join from phon

[teal bramble]

is it really about trust

[arctic field]

Wait i need jit

Grrrrrrrr

[teal bramble]

i dotn see the channel

fr

[simple drift]

theyre just so sketchy

[teal bramble]

Does it matter

[simple drift]

yes

[teal bramble]

why

[simple drift]

one sec

[arctic field]

Imma maybe soon make the same kernel patch for my raspberry so i could sidejit again

It will take fucking forever

rp3 is so slow

Imma do it

Even though soon dopamine will support my ios

[chilly bear]

sure...

"soon"

[arctic field]

Bro is in crazy denial

My man opa will implement ios 17.0.1-17.3.1 in under a month trust

Go back to using stikdebug or some shit like that

[rotund glade]

lemme hold a dollar twin

[vital knoll]

@teal bramble im foidaiandroidnews

:D

[spark yacht]

Stikdebug is w (I never used it)

[vital knoll]

opa is gangnam style?

[arctic field]

No

[arctic field]

Yes

[spark yacht]

Cope

[true plover]

yoooo

[true plover]

my brother has an old 8 plus

[vital knoll]

coppa kangnam guyle

[arctic field]

Ok grandpa

Gangnam style and allat

Old shit

Ancient scriptures

Bronze age humor

Cavemen dance

Gangnam - name of an archaic engineer

[untold helm]

diamond pick axe

[compact cobalt]

this server clearly has people who are sipping lead infused water

[arctic field]

I do that when i solder

But i inhale the fumes

[compact cobalt]

that isn't how it works though no?

[arctic field]

Nah it is

[compact cobalt]

the smoke isn't the leaded part

[compact cobalt]

based

[arctic field]

Yes

But you still breath lead

Not a lot

[compact cobalt]

i have a fan setup, but the second fan just points straight at my nose so I get all of it

[untold helm]

smoke solder

[arctic field]

Just enough to get high

[arctic field]

W

[spark yacht]

You can get poisoned from the smoke

[arctic field]

The smoke is harmless i think

[compact cobalt]

it's not harmless, but it's not like 100% fatal and that you'll get AIDS from breathing in a bit of it

[spark yacht]

You mainly get heavy metal poisoning

[arctic field]

You’ll get all of them stds

How did we get here ahhhh

[compact cobalt]

Gotta catch 'em all

[untold helm]

wasn't that why @muted shuttle attempted to mod her switch?

[compact cobalt]

she's just dumb though

[ruby copper]

Lol

[chilly bear]

eh we'll that from vaping anyway

[chilly bear]

hey that's not nice

[ruby copper]

Just dont vape

[chilly bear]

no

[ruby copper]

Vaping is loser behavior

[spark yacht]

No (unless the vape juice is contaminated with heavy metals)

[arctic field]

Omg cheater mineek

[true plover]

linus bought a private jet

[chilly bear]

google shroom vape

[compact cobalt]

you're probably the type of mf that vapes strawberry flavoured leaded solder

[untold helm]

brother your smoking a robot

[arctic field]

Isn’t that what kids your age do

[spark yacht]

I won't

[ruby copper]

Nope I don't vape or smoke

I don't have anicotine addiction

[compact cobalt]

ok but you do have a lead addiction

[true plover]

MEEEE

[arctic field]

We all do

[ruby copper]

A lot do yeah but just don't it's not hard to not do it

[ruby copper]

No I don't solder

[arctic field]

Ye ofc

[chilly bear]

personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

[ruby copper]

Penis

[spark yacht]

You can't get addicted to lead

[arctic field]

Bruh

I thought you were based

[spark yacht]

It just kills your brain

[arctic field]

And awesome

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[arctic field]

I was wrong…

[compact cobalt]

is it bad that my iron has to go up to around 550 F for leaded solder to melt

[true plover]

or I like to say
the

P.E.N.I.S.

[chilly bear]

check that again buddy.

[arctic field]

Btw why’d you cheat in the mc server

[ruby copper]

I didn't

[true plover]

[untold helm]

[APPL],
Zion [ЧАЭС], Role icon, Member One
—
9:43 AM
or I like to say
the
P.E.N.I.S.

[rich dune]

❓

[spark yacht]

Denying the haxx.txt incident now

[arctic field]

@chilly bear is ts true🥀

[ruby copper]

Here's the new seed tho -5590308394479556221

[compact cobalt]

hmm I might do a bit of soldering later

[untold helm]

@ruby copper secret txt pls

[ruby copper]

Thank me later

[arctic field]

Ok

[compact cobalt]

should I solder while playing vinyl in the background

that sounds fun

[ruby copper]

No

What r u gonna soleer anyway

[untold helm]

desolder your balls

[compact cobalt]

junk board to practice for a big re capping project I'm going to do soon

[arctic field]

If i wanted to wallhack (which i won’t) then i would just cheat then

[chilly bear]

i mean technically it wasn't cheating since he never used it on the server

[rich dune]

@chilly bear 67 ha ha 67

https://github.com/ProcursusTeam/Procursus/pull/1467

[chilly bear]

just made the file

[arctic field]

I was told lies

[untold helm]

wtf moltenvk ios

[chilly bear]

nice addition 🙂

[quiet hornet]

Anyone knows how long the ability to update to iOS 18.7.7 OTA gonna stay available for?

[teal bramble]

add MoltenVK

[rich dune]

add MoltenVK

[untold helm]

who knows

[teal bramble]

Thank u

[arctic field]

Add opengl support smh

[untold helm]

Adrian Perica [4141], Role icon, Member Edition
—
9:45 AM
@Luca Maestri 67 ha ha 67

https://github.com/ProcursusTeam/Procursus/pull/1467
GitHub
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[ruby copper]

@teal bramble Does voidai vibe coding work yet

Last time I tried it just froze

[copper tendon]

iOS 26.5 Developer Beta 2 has been released

[arctic field]

Wha

[copper tendon]

macOS 26.5 Developer Beta 2 has been released

[ruby copper]

I let it go for like an hour and it just didn't respond anymore

Claude code etc

It was thinking for an hour

[teal bramble]

unironically Not a voidai issue

if it freezes = claude code Death

[arctic field]

Mineek are you a vibecoder?

[ruby copper]

No

[teal bramble]

never happened to me but happened to my friend

and like others

[simple drift]

@half compass get on minecraft

i need it

[arctic field]

Phew

[ruby copper]

Fix it

[teal bramble]

its literlaly like i vibecoded my user id to only work for me bruh

[teal bramble]

@anthropic yo fix it

[spark yacht]

Then why are you using ai to vibecode?

[arctic field]

YEAH

[chilly bear]

not to vibecode

[arctic field]

Hmmmm?

[chilly bear]

for gooning

[ruby copper]

None of my public tools are public

[arctic field]

Ai girlfriend

[copper tendon]

bros gooning

[ruby copper]

I mean

Vibe coded tools

They're just tests

All of my public shit is clean hand written code

[arctic field]

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-10576833416044093400

[chilly bear]

vro what

[ruby copper]

I'm tired

[arctic field]

Mineekware turned into mineekslopware

[spark yacht]

Yeah sure

[ruby copper]

No cuz none of it is public

[chilly bear]

it's only 12 to 7

[ruby copper]

Go ahead do an audit of all my public repos

[arctic field]

Thank god

[spark yacht]

Mineekmalware turned into mineekslopmalware

[arctic field]

It’s ok

I forgive you

[chilly bear]

dhl reference

[arctic field]

Ye

[untold helm]

palera1n templeos

[copper tendon]

palera1n bsd

[vital knoll]

I wanna be your thank u

[rich dune]

let’s see if i can cross compile swift 6.3 for ios

[spark yacht]

What if I put the code into an ai detector and it says 100%?

[untold helm]

palera1n reactos

[ruby copper]

Idk

It isn't vibe coded idk what to tell u

[rich dune]

that’s just winxp

[ruby copper]

nt5src.7z

[spark yacht]

wtf leaked source code

Mods

[teal bramble]

wow ok

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper man i could use a monster right now could go for a monster need a monster right now just a little pick me up im so tired a little monster might help a little caffeine to get me going yeah need me monster

[ruby copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1484715399722565794/togif.gif

[untold helm]

maxine speech bubble

[low mortar]

i love this gif

[copper tendon]

how do i get xcode 26.4 working on macos big sur 11.0 developer beta 1

[low mortar]

lol

lmao

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1283117002055221271/1344843380357861428/attachment-1.gif

[untold helm]

ok dtk

[copper tendon]

[rich dune]

Muffin is a grey box.

[ruby copper]

Fix it

[rich dune]

vulkanmod ios

[copper tendon]

i wanna use vulkanmod so bad

but no shaders is just an L

[arctic field]

I feel that twin

[rich dune]

hear me out: moltengl

[arctic field]

✌️

[rich dune]

opengl but metal

[copper tendon]

and i already get like 800fps on normal non-shader gameplay with fabulously optimized anyways so

[untold helm]

didn't someone make a shader for it?

[rich dune]

and proprietary

[copper tendon]

idk

[arctic field]

Is that how this works

[copper tendon]

but the shaders i want prob dont work

[rich dune]

?

[copper tendon]

opengl on macos is actually fine

[untold helm]

and it's likely there will be vulkan shaders when minecraft offically switches to vulkan by next update

also sadly will kill off minecraft for all my e waste

[arctic field]

Did microslop actually steal someone’s vulkan impl or is that a myth

I feel like they did

[untold helm]

afaik there has been no public implementation of it right now

[chilly bear]

openvk (vulkan on opengl)

[arctic field]

How i thought there was

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

@split nimbus

[split nimbus]

https://www.youtube.com/live/NSjpA1Py-VE

[muted shuttle]

Hii stibby

[arctic field]

There was

[split nimbus]

TRUMP IS LIVE

[arctic field]

Radiance

[untold helm]

not yet they announced it

[arctic field]

What about radiance

[untold helm]

unless im wrong and they started to introduce it in the sulphur cube snapshot

[arctic field]

Or vulkanmod

[chilly bear]

radiance is fun #1451996895160434801 message

[arctic field]

https://github.com/xCollateral/VulkanMod

[arctic field]

Unknown😭

What is that message

[chilly bear]

wait ur not in the mc server ?

[arctic field]

For this server?

[chilly bear]

yea

[tough gust]

Can someone check if the iPadOS 18.7.7 ipsw got resigned?

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[arctic field]

I mean i am not member pro yet

[teal bramble]

Hi

[arctic field]

So idk

[copper tendon]

no shaders tho

[low mortar]

:3

[muted shuttle]

Hii

[copper tendon]

once mojang switches this summer shaders will start to move

[low mortar]

kitty meow

[teal bramble]

Hi amy

[copper tendon]

and im assuming iris and optifine will die

[low mortar]

hiiiiiiii

[arctic field]

Didn’t optifine die

[copper tendon]

optifine should have been dead years ago tbh

[teal bramble]

are u planning for wwdc already

[copper tendon]

no people still use it

[chilly bear]

iris is being replaced by aperture i think

same dev

[arctic field]

And iris could make support couldn’t they

[ruby copper]

Xray

Mods

[arctic field]

It’s ass i’ve heard

[copper tendon]

pretty sure they're scrapping the project

[arctic field]

Oof

[untold helm]

optifine has been dead

[low mortar]

not yet

i wanna decide by the end of the week if im going or not

[chilly bear]

on modern versions and 1.7.10 yea

[copper tendon]

optifine has been ass since sodium released

[untold helm]

idk who still uses it over fabric packs

[autumn lodge]

Yo

[teal bramble]

what’s holding u back

[copper tendon]

idk who uses literally anything else besides fabric

[teal bramble]

uni?

[copper tendon]

forge is also dead

[arctic field]

Nah on 1.8.9 it’s great but not on modern releases

[copper tendon]

neoforge is shit

quilt is shit

[simple drift]

trump

[arctic field]

Ig

[simple drift]

ice

[ruby copper]

What's being announced at this WWDC

[simple drift]

macos snow tahoe

[spark yacht]

Says the French

[split nimbus]

WTF X RAY?

[copper tendon]

macos 27

[teal bramble]

ios 27

[coral fog]

things

[low mortar]

trump, ice etc

[ruby copper]

In April??

Is it that time of the year again

[low mortar]

i dont want my passport seized at the border because my passport says F

[copper tendon]

macOS Snow Tahoe 27.0 Developer Beta 1

[low mortar]

i dont want to be held by ice

[untold helm]

macOS South Tahoe

[chilly bear]

https://open.spotify.com/track/71fcC7BuScQCY40HIiMyal

[simple drift]

i cant wait for snow tahoe

and

[teal bramble]

i mean ur not al qaeda are u

[simple drift]

ios 27

i need a more stable iphone

[untold helm]

ofc apple is leaving intel users with a buggy OS

[ruby copper]

Is it actually snow Tahoe

[low mortar]

no but im a transsexual and they dont like that either

[simple drift]

i wish

[teal bramble]

does it say that on ur passport

[arctic field]

Wait there is lts for intel macos??

[simple drift]

is this enough lava

[ruby copper]

No

[teal bramble]

no

[arctic field]

Why do you need lava

[simple drift]

i mined out an entire lava pool

[low mortar]

it says my sex is F so it depends if they look at me and decide that or not

[ruby copper]

Ok

[low mortar]

it doesnt literally say that but if they decide the sex marker on my passport isnt right they can make that choice

and they've seized passports for that reason before

[untold helm]

passing as your gender final boss level

[chilly bear]

try ma'am

[teal bramble]

a few hundred out of a few millions

[ruby copper]

@teal bramble Hello ma'am

[teal bramble]

Hello

[ruby copper]

Interesting

[low mortar]

apparently I do well

[untold helm]

Could be South Tahoe

[teal bramble]

i can confirm

[simple drift]

i would say so

[arctic field]

Bro genuinely called you a grandma 🥀

[teal bramble]

yup

[untold helm]

✅

[low mortar]

its up in the thousands

[velvet imp]

some bs

[low mortar]

how would you know

[muted shuttle]

@low mortar Hi auntie

[low mortar]

how would you know

[low mortar]

hi dani!

[ruby copper]

@velvet imp Hiii

[muted shuttle]

@obsidian chasm Why are u so mean

[untold helm]

pfp idk

[muted shuttle]

Ok bro

@ruby copper Why are u so mean

[velvet imp]

hai ^^

[velvet imp]

hai ^^

[simple drift]

@low mortar when are you hopping on rjbmc

26.1

[velvet imp]

TRUE

@low mortar get onnnn

[low mortar]

[chilly bear]

rjbmc

[ruby copper]

Sorry....

[ruby copper]

-5590308394479556221

[chilly bear]

ok

[low mortar]

so little pixels from so far away

[arctic field]

Not cool

[arctic field]

Wha?

Did someone say my name?

[chilly bear]

idk she kinda looks like a race car

[thick tapir]

yippie i have an hour before i have to work 9 hours straight w/ only a 15 minute break

[untold helm]

true

[ruby copper]

Ive seen Amy I think she passes pretty well

[thick tapir]

and i havent showered or eaten or gotten ready at all yet

[ruby copper]

Have fun

Go shower

Why u on discord

[low mortar]

i also think i do tbf

[velvet imp]

you better

[arctic field]

Don’t you have food at ur place

[simple drift]

fr

[low mortar]

🧠 🪱

[chilly bear]

@jaunty garnet

[velvet imp]

me 😒 😒 😒

[muted shuttle]

miata

[low mortar]

you look good dani 😭

[simple drift]

dani you 100% pass

[ruby copper]

How do yall know how Dani looks like wtf

[low mortar]

its that transsexual charm you lack

[simple drift]

niche

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[low mortar]

lmao

[ruby copper]

I feel left out cuz I'm not trans .

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet ???

[terse dome]

where meek face reveal

[ruby copper]

Happened a few times

[copper tendon]

convert

[ruby copper]

No

[velvet imp]

i mightve sent my photo somehwere..

[terse dome]

yes i have not seen any of them and now i feel left out

!

[copper tendon]

mineek female edition

[low mortar]

bit odd though wanting to see the face of a minor

[ruby copper]

Like 70% of regular rjbers have seen me I think

[low mortar]

do you need to be put on a list?

[copper tendon]

new github project: mineekfemale

[simple drift]

i havent

[muted shuttle]

He looks like a NERD... In a good way...

[arctic field]

Mineekette

[ruby copper]

No I don't

[untold helm]

❌

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[low mortar]

i havent

[ruby copper]

When r u gonna face reveal Maxine

[untold helm]

???

[ruby copper]

Before commenting

[copper tendon]

didnt someone here say maxine was chopped

[ruby copper]

No one saw Maxine

[muted shuttle]

Nobody here knows what i look like

[hasty jungle]

[muted shuttle]

So ?

[chilly bear]

dm for mineek face reveal

[simple drift]

my fucking left airpod died

[ruby copper]

Bro is too schizophrenia to even voice reveal

[low mortar]

hey jaidan!

[terse dome]

getting censor bars over kid's faces irl

[chilly bear]

7 billion yuan

[arctic field]

Like muscles?

[copper tendon]

wait maxine you called yourself chopped

[hasty jungle]

hi!

[muted shuttle]

voice training is a pain in the ass

[simple drift]

gm

[simple drift]

true

[hasty jungle]

gmm

[low mortar]

truly

[muted shuttle]

it's true...

[simple drift]

the one thing i procrastinate the most is vt

[ruby copper]

Face reveal in ono??!

[velvet imp]

🙄 🙄 🙄

[terse dome]

wow way to make me feel more included

.

[ruby copper]

Yes

[simple drift]

actually i dont think ive ever heard your voice amy

[terse dome]

that was Sarcasm if you couldn't tell

[arctic field]

Whos amy

[low mortar]

I swear you have and you called me incredibly british

[thorn crescent]

1% of regular rjbers have seen me

[hasty jungle]

https://music.apple.com/us/album/e85/1871258329?i=1871258330

[muted shuttle]

Who has seen aaron.

[simple drift]

nop

[simple drift]

everyone

[thorn crescent]

me

[velvet imp]

true but i think i might be getting better..

[low mortar]

which one

[hasty jungle]

don toliver one of the greats

[velvet imp]

everyone i think

[muted shuttle]

Aaron p613.

[thorn crescent]

in person

[velvet imp]

his twitter is just him

[low mortar]

oh the lame aaron

[muted shuttle]

My question was a joke because its literally just on his twitter

[terse dome]

0% of rjbers have seem me and i will die upon this moving up by even a fraction of a percentage

[arctic field]

I probably did irl but who knows

[hasty jungle]

i knew aaron's full name before most people

[untold helm]

thank god not me

[thorn crescent]

i have met mr aaron jailbreaking p 613 in person

[simple drift]

why did u censor p613

[hasty jungle]

u live near ny?

[thorn crescent]

yes

[untold helm]

23aaron

[hasty jungle]

oh shit

where @

[thorn crescent]

city

[hasty jungle]

im like half an hour away fron the city

[simple drift]

who has met who irl here

[low mortar]

ive met 23aaron and emma

[hasty jungle]

@obtuse ruin meetup when

[simple drift]

which emma

[low mortar]

oh and kirb

[simple drift]

theres 10 bajillion of them

[low mortar]

emiyl0

[simple drift]

ok

[hasty jungle]

me and capt were supposed to meet when i turned 18

so much for that

[ruby copper]

I don't have an up to date pic of myself

[terse dome]

i will explode if i legitimately see anyone from here irl

[ruby copper]

Rip

[untold helm]

camera

[thorn crescent]

who is capt

/s

[hasty jungle]

captinc

[ruby copper]

No I'm laying in bed

[hasty jungle]

true

[simple drift]

i think me and amy are going to the same concert in september so

[arctic field]

How woulf you know

[simple drift]

we will meet then probably

[hasty jungle]

im drink

[simple drift]

if i do go

[thorn crescent]

well not /s bro does not exist anymore

[low mortar]

ye

[hasty jungle]

[untold helm]

hi drink

[terse dome]

well, when i know

[slim nova]

Ueno

[low mortar]

im pretty identifiable

my hair is a really good landmark

[thorn crescent]

wanna hear something funny

[arctic field]

Is that like a complete sentence

[simple drift]

who wants to buy off of me a ticket to see earl sweatshirt and mike in september in bristol uk

i need to sell it

[thorn crescent]

people using tags of servers they dont participate in

[terse dome]

no im using contextual speech akin to japanese

[rich dune]

is zefram out yet

[low mortar]

meeeeeeeee

[slim nova]

Where

[ruby copper]

Everyone here with 4141 tag

[hasty jungle]

i am in no way affiliated with my tag

[muted shuttle]

Blue hair and pronouns

[simple drift]

fine ill change it

[low mortar]

pink hair and pronouns actually

[thorn crescent]

here

[muted shuttle]

i don't even have a tag

low key

[low mortar]

I'm gonna go blue next

[slim nova]

Sounds a lot like you tbh

[thorn crescent]

like 50% of 4141 in this chat don't even participate

[ruby copper]

Fr

[muted shuttle]

i don't have blue hair

[simple drift]

i own the server of this tag so

good enough

[untold helm]

yet

[terse dome]

i keep saying this

[low mortar]

do it

[slim nova]

You have the mentally of a blue hair

[low mortar]

its fun

[muted shuttle]

I dont plan on dying my hair blue

[ruby copper]

How do I join

[low mortar]

you need queer hair and pronouns

im going blue next

[simple drift]

YOU dont

[ruby copper]

Hey

[muted shuttle]

U cant

She wont let r jailbreakers in

[simple drift]

i think theres a apply button on the tag

but

[low mortar]

I need to talk to my hair dresser again

[ruby copper]

Gay

[simple drift]

no one from here gets to join

[muted shuttle]

Not even m,e ?

Ur so mean

[chilly bear]

hi

[hasty jungle]

ESPECIALLY not you.

[ruby copper]

FR

[simple drift]

if i know u from a music server then maybe

[muted shuttle]

The coolest r jailbreak admin

[simple drift]

from here

i think not

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[low mortar]

hehe ipod

[arctic field]

Type shit

Yall so mean

[simple drift]

this is just rjb number 7

[arctic field]

Peace

[rich dune]

unironically the coolest admin is hydrate and you know that

[ruby copper]

iPod users DNI

[hasty jungle]

true

[low mortar]

maxine is pretty cool actually

[hasty jungle]

@manic tulip come home the kids miss you....

[chilly bear]

not even me

[thorn crescent]

me when my iPod touch gets an update in the year of our lord 2026

[muted shuttle]

:(

i love my ipods...

[simple drift]

i dont even use omni icl

[hasty jungle]

2026 AD

[arctic field]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-cry-omniman-cry-omniman-peak-gif-17652461541122198247

[tame shuttle]

https://fixupx.com/nasa/status/2041199374827409801 Yummers

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FixupX · Apr 6, 2026, 5:00 PM

[simple drift]

i just use the web client for jellyfin

[muted shuttle]

it's useful on apple tv

[low mortar]

I keep meaning to get an ipod

and just dump my AM library to it

[muted shuttle]

ipod is very cool

[simple drift]

if ik u from any of these servers u maybe can join my serevr

[muted shuttle]

i love ipod

[untold helm]

@simple drift check server applications

[thorn crescent]

it is 2123. You are on Mars and your iPod touch 7 receives an update for iMessage to continue working

[simple drift]

i saw it

[main timber]

why would anyone get an ipod

[muted shuttle]

because using my phone for music sucks

[untold helm]

music

[low mortar]

i like infinite music library though

[simple drift]

lie

[muted shuttle]

truth

[simple drift]

i like phone music

[ruby copper]

JUST use ur phone

[muted shuttle]

because using my phone for music sucks

[thorn crescent]

i use Infuse

[terse dome]

notification to update to new ios for security updates (it's still using itunes billing)

[simple drift]

spotify is so convenient

[main timber]

u can use ur phone for that

[simple drift]

lie

[ruby copper]

Using anything but ur phone for music is a sign of autism

[muted shuttle]

U cant be talking buddy

Ur making

[thorn crescent]

Apple Media Services rebranded to Apple Holographic Services

[muted shuttle]

redacted

[main timber]

use a modern music player then not a vintage ipod

[muted shuttle]

my ipod works perfectly fine who gaf

[untold helm]

but my phone doesnt have 36 hours of battery

too many distractions

[simple drift]

what if i want to listen to my music on my laptop

[arctic field]

Im in AOTY

[simple drift]

checkmate

[ruby copper]

But ur phone is always on u

[main timber]

ipods are old use a modern media player then

[ruby copper]

You GOT what I meant

[terse dome]

what if i dont listen to music

[simple drift]

aoty.org server not aotycord

[ruby copper]

Then ur autistic as well

[untold helm]

whats wrong with using old tech

[thorn crescent]

ok this is actually a shit take

[terse dome]

.

[arctic field]

Ofc

[simple drift]

https://www.albumoftheyear.org/user/kateee/

everyone follow me on albumoftheyear

[thorn crescent]

i'm not gonna actively interact with my phone to control my music while i'm doing work on my computer

[ruby copper]

Well computer applied as well silly

I meant like using a iPod from 2006

[main timber]

not anything wrong with that ur just missing out on features

[rich dune]

it’s old and snake oil

[thorn crescent]

still a shit take

[ruby copper]

Nope

[untold helm]

why do i need features i just need music

[thorn crescent]

being able to maintain an offline library is a very good ability to have

[main timber]

and ipods can also break very easily from the battery inflating

[thorn crescent]

you get the quality you want and you don't have to deal with licensing bullshit

[hasty jungle]

the year is 2140. you are on mars and returning from an expedition to a crater to collect samples. as you extract your jailbroken iphone 48 from the satchel draped across your spacesuit, you unlock the device to see "Hello" in fancy cursive letters. your phone updated OTA. you can no longer use aemulo to unlock the NFC airlock door to the mars station. you're now stuck in a red wasteland.

[untold helm]

i dont care for ai powered playlists or a screen i cant feel in my pockets

[main timber]

so its a health hazard too

[ruby copper]

Have u ever seen a neurotypical person carry an iPod ( not touch ) in 2026

[terse dome]

and thus i conclude my reason to need a 8 tb hdd

[untold helm]

iPod Nanos*, plus with classics you can easily replace and upgrade the battery

[low mortar]

can you buy me more hard drives for my nas

[thorn crescent]

pls pin

[terse dome]

i have NONE so far

[ruby copper]

I need a 8tb hdd to store piracy

[untold helm]

not in this economy

[low mortar]

wtf 😭

[thorn crescent]

Idk

I haven't seen any ipods at all in a long time

I miss my sansa fuse

[thorn crescent]

imagine not having 280TB

+48

[hasty jungle]

mars aemulo fanfic series soon

[untold helm]

is this from all the OCLP testing macs

[low mortar]

I need more hard drives for music

[terse dome]

the scientists need to quicken up with their project to embed data into DNA

[untold helm]

mp3

[arctic field]

Only 280? Imagine not having 239 zetabytes

[low mortar]

[untold helm]

aac

[low mortar]

why would I get any quality other than alac

[thorn crescent]

i still won't have enough to store everything in AppleDB

[untold helm]

storage size

[low mortar]

shush

[terse dome]

crazy to think apple does

[thorn crescent]

S3 baby

[simple drift]

256kbps aac sounds just as good vro

[terse dome]

would be incredibly funny if iran attacked (more) s3 servers

[ruby copper]

@simple drift Hiii

[low mortar]

I like alac for archival though

[simple drift]

hello mineek

[thorn crescent]

939.6 TiB of stuff

116.7 TiB of ota-full
719.6 TiB of ota-delta
92.0 TiB of ipsw
1.4 TiB of xip
6.1 TiB of installassistant
1.5 TiB of aar
1.3 TiB of dmg

[simple drift]

i keep all my music lossles but dont ever listen at that quality

also

alac is gross

convert it to flac

[low mortar]

thats a lot of xcode

[untold helm]

iran attacks apple's signing service causing a bitflip for 17.3.1 to be signed

[thorn crescent]

indeed

[thorn crescent]

this is useless

[low mortar]

i dont mind alac

[arctic field]

Bro

[thorn crescent]

can iran please attack Apple Root CA instead

[simple drift]

mf has a petabyte of nothing

[arctic field]

God help you

[simple drift]

its slop

[thorn crescent]

it's not me it's what we've catalogued in AppleDB

@spark gale need appledb emote nvm its named logo

[alpine spoke]

80 Hours of lossless only taking up 50GB of space

[main timber]

thats a lot of unnecessary shit

[terse dome]

lmao would be so funny if apple somehow manages to lose access to all HBMs

[spark gale]

true

[untold helm]

oh no 4 bits i cant hear are lost and not on a billion other places on the internet

[thorn crescent]

why tf is it named logo lmao

[arctic field]

Hey aron

[rich dune]

@terse dome did you figure out that weid tss request #general message ?

[terse dome]

its THE logo

[untold helm]

:logo:

[terse dome]

no because someone hasn't replied to me

[thorn crescent]

iran launches ICBM into apple park instead of washington dc

[azure dust]

Hey Fiona

[azure dust]

Watcha reading

[arctic field]

Lmao

[velvet imp]

will they destroy the machine

or i should say creature

[simple drift]

wtf are you talking about

[rich dune]

tim cock I assume

[simple drift]

oh

[obtuse ruin]

Friday

[thorn crescent]

evacuating a 50 mile radius

[ruby copper]

iCraze

[vapid spruce]

rate my status

[ruby copper]

Ok lets test voidai vibe coding again

@teal bramble

[simple drift]

my tooth feels like its gonna fall out

[ruby copper]

You better be ready

[simple drift]

help

[ruby copper]

It already doesnt work

[low mortar]

how bad out of 10

[keen skiff]

[austere zephyr]

Yo

[arctic portal]

yo

guys

[terse dome]

wow we have a 7 year old member in chat

[arctic portal]

i’m stupid but is there anything i can do with ios26.3

[low mortar]

you can make calls, text, listen to music and browse the internet

[arctic portal]

thanks but i can’t actually

[ruby copper]

✢ Envisioning…

[untold helm]

look at your homescreen

[tawny harness]

how do I sideload to the newer atvs?

[arctic portal]

screentime 🥀

[simple drift]

on its own its like a 2 but if i bite down on it or push it its like a 5 or 6??

idk

hard to tell

[arctic portal]

i sound like a incel but i promise there’s a reason behind this

[ruby copper]

✳ Envisioning… (55s)

[simple drift]

also i had 600mg ibuprofen so idk

[ruby copper]

foidai does not work

@teal bramble Issue

Sir

[tawny harness]

Mineek are you AI now?

[untold helm]

just enter the screen time password

[terse dome]

yeah

[ruby copper]

No I'm not ai

[arctic portal]

dad controls it

[rich dune]

muffinllm

finally

[untold helm]

i used to know a screen time bypass but it was patched in like 26

(webloc files)

[arctic portal]

yeah i want to jailbreak to get like geranium or sum

[ruby copper]

⏺ Entered plan mode
Claude is now exploring and designing an implementation approach.

[untold helm]

you cant jailbreak that version

[ruby copper]

It seems like it does work its just really slow

Interesting

[terse dome]

masochists be like pain free? you mean i can get them for free?

[nocturne tapir]

i have a funny picture i wanna send how do i send it

[untold helm]

@arctic portal do you have a older phone

[arctic portal]

yeah i’ve been told are all those youtube videos scams?

[low mortar]

lmao

[untold helm]

correct!

however

if you have a older phone/ipad, you can jailbreak that and share the settings over to your current phone

[arctic portal]

i just wanna be able to text my girl and everything is locked down

[simple drift]

on its own 1-3 if i bite or push it 6

[arctic portal]

sadly i don’t my thought was to use the new jailbroken ios vm

[low mortar]

do you have a fever?

[simple drift]

no

i dont

[untold helm]

might be a pain to setup, you do need a AS mac to do so however

[arctic portal]

all i have is a windows laptop

[arctic portal]

do you have any ways to tweak or jailbreak ios 26.3.1

[simple drift]

you cant

well

[untold helm]

lowk

[arctic portal]

or do i jus wait untill one comes out and oat block

[simple drift]

no

you cant

[untold helm]

you cant jailbreak 26.3.1 nor there is really any tweaking shit for it

[arctic portal]

so i’m fucked

[untold helm]

waiting isnt worth it in this situation

[arctic portal]

what should i do

i can’t downgrade

[untold helm]

cant

[arctic portal]

so what do i do

[untold helm]

do you have a "Always Allowed" contact or a few?

[arctic portal]

yes

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-seal-seal-dance-seal-dancing-seal-seals-gif-17832446272461573261

[untold helm]

might be risky but you might be able to merge your girl's contact with a always allowed one

dunno if it still works

[simple drift]

whyyyy

[low mortar]

infection

[simple drift]

i dont have a fever

so

[low mortar]

yeah thats good

tooth infections can get bad quick

[simple drift]

im sure itll be gone tomorrow

[low mortar]

yeah

[arctic portal]

i want a jailbreak way or somthing i could sideload

[simple drift]

or my tooth will fall out

[untold helm]

ive had a migrane for the past day or 2 ☹️

[simple drift]

its either or

[arctic field]

Wat

Is that a thing

[simple drift]

that sucks

[low mortar]

nooooooo :(

[untold helm]

you cant on that version

[low mortar]

ur not in the uk are you?

[simple drift]

amercan

[untold helm]

took like a shitton of advil which helped tho