general

[thick tapir]

house and home fest

[rich dune]

oh

[slim nova]

what

[jagged turret]

may 2 is in a month

from now

1-2 months delivery from amazon

[slim nova]

istg it was just January

[molten lance]

Is it normal for my iPad to randomly reboot itself at night while charging for no apparent reason?

I regularly wake up to the “Your passcode is required when iPad restarts” message

[slim nova]

yes

I have that thing too

[torn skiff]

Someone sent me 5$ please

[lament solar]

if someone sent you $5 you should thanks, not say please!

[torn skiff]

Pls

[manic tulip]

no

stop begging for money please

[lament solar]

go learn english before begging

[torn skiff]

im brazilian

not speak english

[lament solar]

how much is $5 in brazilian coconuts

[torn skiff]

Sorry

[torn skiff]

25 R$

You coin are 5 of my coin

[onyx abyss]

How do I spoof In Pokemon

[torn skiff]

1=5

[onyx abyss]

Go

[lament solar]

lmao, this chat is wild

[manic tulip]

#jailbreak and going outside

[spark yacht]

!t pogo

[fervent dove]

Hey @onyx abyss, have a look at this!

pogo

We will not assist with Pokemon Go hacking/cheating/spoofing. There are dedicated servers for those kinds of tweaks, and this server is not one of them. However, we can assist with jailbreaking a device if it is a device and iOS version supported by a current jailbreak utility.

-# This includes asking for assistance with downgrading to older palera1n versions in order to spoof in Pokemon Go (it’s a tweak-specific issue).

Added by kittymaxine | Used 199 times · Nov 29, 2024, 11:49 PM

[onyx abyss]

How to download troll store then

[onyx abyss]

I can’t

[spark yacht]

Ask the guy who sold you the cheat

[cunning marsh]

btw ios 26.5 beta public released

Should i upgrade?

im on ios26.4 rn

[slim nova]

can you send me 10000rjb credits

[red oasis]

tbh i have been installing betas literally so many ios 26 betas and genuinely im tired of my 16pm dying in like 6 hours?

so i just decided to stay to 26.4 and not install the 26.5 beta

[lament solar]

i just tried a beta of 26

ran back to 18 while it was signed

best decision of my life smh

[red oasis]

i used to do this on my 14 pro💔

[red oasis]

then a time came when ios 18 got unsigned

so i decided to get a 16pm running ios 18

and now im updated to 26

its just im living with ios26 i dont really like ot

it

[slim nova]

[lament solar]

bro updated from 18

[red oasis]

my battery health kept dropping😭😭 i went from 98 to 90

in like 3 months?

[lament solar]

welcome to lithium cell batteries

idk why people gets panicked when their battery degrades

it's literally what happens when you cycle it?

just get a battery replacement... around $100 on apple store and you get it repaired on a few hours or less

plus new seals and screws

[slim nova]

angery

[lament solar]

you guys have to feed me i do repair apple shit for a living

[hard comet]

https://x.com/SoundOriented/status/2040893616428663158

andrew (@SoundOriented)

Fortnite item shop resets #WeKnowDude

X · Apr 5, 2026, 8:45 PM

shitty embed

[red oasis]

it got foxed when i updated to 26 but genuinely 98 to 90 is 3 months? my 14 pro went from 91 to 85 in like 1.5 years

[lament solar]

erm

bro

[red oasis]

i would rather buy a new phone then getting a battery replaced

[hard comet]

just use your phone tbh. worrying over battery health is wasted energy

replace it after a few years and you’ll be fine again

[lament solar]

apple can't help your physical lithium battery degradation by pushing software updates

im sorry but that's not how it works

[red oasis]

umm idk but im not loosing 2 3 percent in a month

[lament solar]

technically, they can make your battery last less or more, but they can't help your battery degrade less by updating it

[lament solar]

yeah, you can

that's normal

a month has around 30 days, considering you charge it 1 time a day, it's 30 cycles

[cunning marsh]

i wont do it then thx

[red oasis]

it could have been a bug dude ur not getting the point literally my health isnt really going that fast

[lament solar]

a bug?

[burnt kite]

Less than 1 day nitro credit

[lament solar]

nah

[hard comet]

[burnt kite]

[lament solar]

your battery health is legit and not a bug

[hard comet]

eta wen new turkey nitro method

[red oasis]

im the type of guy charging to 100 even having a charging limit cuz i know health is gonna degrade but 98 to 90 in 3 months is unacceptable

[hard comet]

ts so expensive compared to what i used to pay

🚬

[lament solar]

It's unacceptable that my battery degrades with cycles, Apple, give me my money back scammers

[red oasis]

0/10 ragebait but ok

i never had my battery health drop like 8 percent in 3 months 😭🙏🏿

its so unusual

ur not getting the point

[lament solar]

perhaps you should look at your metrics, the usage you've given it these last 3 months and how you charged it, rather than looking for a "bug" or something "unacceptable" bro

[lament solar]

btw ts is crazy

getting a new phone instead of a battery replacement? lmao

[red oasis]

i didnt even played any game back then i just started playing pubg out of nowhere these days

[lament solar]

playing games has nothing to do with battery degradation

[red oasis]

playing games = heating = not good for battery lil bro

who am i even arguing with😭🙏🏿

[lament solar]

it may force you to cycle your battery faster, but it doesn't degrades your battery faster by playing

[lament solar]

damn bro i would say the same you been defending the fact of shutting off thermal throttling on iphone x just a minutes ago

[red oasis]

thats my choice?

i have a reason for that?

relax bud its not that deep

[uneven dome]

Is this like to talk about jailbreaks or argue I am confused T_T

[lament solar]

you're just spitting fake facts and calling it a day, playing games could heat your device that's not good for your battery but it won't change the fact that it degrades faster by cycling it

[lament solar]

not even jailbreak this is offtopic lmao

[uneven dome]

Ohhh

My bad

Anyhow, lithium batteries do hate excess heat and charge cycles build up dendrite crystals within the cell, hence why they decide to die or drop in capacity

[red oasis]

😭🙏🏿 leave it dude genuinely leave it

[hard comet]

you can talk about whatever in here

[uneven dome]

Okay

[lament solar]

magsafe charging also heats the device like fuck and Apple don't count this as dangerous for your battery health

still don't get your point or where you want to go saying ios 26 made your battery health go down faster

[red oasis]

why would apple count it? people wouldn’t buy the magsafe lol

[lament solar]

iOS 18 would degrade your battery the same way

[red oasis]

whatever dude i just told u my health has stopped dropping like crazy like it was on 18

[lament solar]

Apple isn't Xiaomi, if magsafe really hurted significantly the battery life they would have dropped the technology generations ago or made any changes to prevent it

[red oasis]

its okay

[hard comet]

😭

[red oasis]

u really dont need to stress over it

relax

[lament solar]

who's stressed lil bro im just bored and fixing your fake facts

[hard comet]

mf hit them w its okay

[red oasis]

lol i can see that

my “fake” facts

close minded ahh guy but okay

have a nice day

i cant sit here argue all day

[lament solar]

you can see a example by following the latest designs, from my work (AASP tech) i can tell 16 series had serious overheating issues along all the line, iPhone 17 dropped with vapor chamber cooling system

closed minded? i'm still waiting for a proper argument about your fake facts regarding battery health man

you just said "it's unnaceptable"

XD

[red oasis]

im just telling u my experience dude its not that deep it just fixed my health out of nowhere 😭🙏🏿

[hard comet]

idk my 16 pro is fine

[red oasis]

holy moly

i dont want pro max any more

[lament solar]

welp, mine too, idk what Apple did that gen, but some units were faulty as i can tell

i had to issue replacements because the phone heated like crazy for no reason?

[alpine chasm]

My dad has been magsafe charging for a year his iPhone 16e and its still at 100% health

[red oasis]

unemployed ahh

bro has no life

[hard comet]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[red oasis]

original discordian

lol

[lament solar]

wtf bro i just said i work at one Apple Authorized Service Provider xdxd

forgive a man for have vacations

[uneven dome]

I don't understand the argument here? If you want to cook your phone alive go ahead? T_T

[lament solar]

smh

[uneven dome]

If you want to leave it plugged in 24/7 and run a file server on it do that to

[red oasis]

oh

[red oasis]

ahh lets do that

[lament solar]

yeah, magsafe is totally safe, and heating your device at certain degree is safe too, this guy just says playing games will drop your battery health faster

[uneven dome]

sure it'll hurt the battery tho its your phone

[red oasis]

i mean games heatup the phone really much? especially 120fpa

how slow does one has to be to NOT understand this😭

[uneven dome]

Mine says 77% this is an old Iphone 7 never serviced

[lament solar]

ayo lil bro you resorted to insults again when you run out of arguments.
I've explained that simply, playing games on iOS won't degrade your battery any faster; it's the continuous charging and discharging cycles that cause your lithium battery to drain.
Is that how this technology works? how slow do you have to be to not understand this? smh

[uneven dome]

So your an apple service tech?

How often do old batteries just suddenly swell versus slowly just losing the ability to hold capacity? From your time working

[hard comet]

istg can claude lock in please

[lament solar]

it's weird to find swollen batteries on a good state

these are 90% of the time under 80% health

it's likely the client just forced the swallow by ignoring the service message, lol

[uneven dome]

Mine says my battery health is significantly degraded, in settings here. like a pop message or the one I see here

[lament solar]

they usually come in with the battery ultra swollen and the screen lifted up just by the battery pressure

ppl don't realize that's literally a fire hazard

[uneven dome]

Doesn't that take months or charging it again?

[lament solar]

probably

didn't happened to me cuz i don't force it to that degree

[uneven dome]

Does apple service older Iphones anymore?

Can I bring my 7 here and have the battery redone?

[lament solar]

depends on the store stock and how old Apple considers your phone

definitively not iPhone 7

[uneven dome]

7 plus?

[lament solar]

i think the scope of the repairs was XS or newer now

[uneven dome]

Oh

[lament solar]

anything older is just available if the store has the part stock

idk for Apple Store, this is an authorized center

[uneven dome]

What are the chances I could do it my self, with a heat gun and a battery off Ifixit? Obviously Id probably need the programmer, although its just a real pain in the ass and usually the display cracks?

[lament solar]

but yeah we work kinda like apple store techs, we use AST2 and GSX

[uneven dome]

I see

[lament solar]

uhmmmm iphone 7 doesn't even needs heat regarding apple guides

[uneven dome]

Oh?

[lament solar]

they just provide a suction tool

they don't even allow using iso alcohol lmao

[uneven dome]

Id need a new seal. Is the Iphone 7 plus Ip6 rated at all it seems to have it, although I don't trust the old adhesive on mine anymore

[uneven dome]

Actually?

[lament solar]

Yeah no iso alcohol at all, maybe some iso alcohol wipes to clear off the seal glue remnants, but even that they say you should do it with the "Adhesive Removal Tool" (it's just a screwdriver with a cut head)

[hard comet]

[lament solar]

ayoo

yeah just like that

[hard comet]

found ts in my basement

ty for not burning my house down

[lament solar]

if you found it like that it's reasonable

but people enforces this by just ignoring the message and doing more cycles

"yeah let's risk the house burn down this night too"

[uneven dome]

Should I just look up a guide and remove the battery before it gets worse? Given the tend to expand even more no matter if the device is off or not charged/used

I have a pencil box of just swollen batteries

That I bury in a metal box of sand, no recycling center is near so that is lovely

[hard comet]

the battery of my old iphone se separated the screen from the housing lol

[alpine chasm]

I mean, you buy a product you gotta use it. There's a balance between actually harming a device and wasting its potential

[lament solar]

uhm idk, it's under 80% health?

if yes, save for a battery lol

923-09176
Adhesive Removal Tool

this is what apple says you should use to remove the sticky as hell adhesive

no iso alcohol

their guidelines are kinda annoying ngl

[uneven dome]

Oh I have an ipod with a battery that is expanding

I meant for my Iphone its at 77% health what is the risk of the battery swelling

[lament solar]

btw for the seal you need this
661-08916
iPhone Display Press
6.1-inch Repair Tray
923-04908

around $260 in parts

otherwise theres no way of sealing the phone as Apple says it should be done

actually nvm, the partcode for that repair tray is for the iPhone 12

they don't even sell your repair tray anymore

u're cooked lmao

yeah, they decided anything under iphone 12 is vintage now

SE 3rd gen lasts as the last old design iPhone supported by Apple techs

[uneven dome]

I am sure a 3rd party still sells one or a generic one exists even if its not apple OEM I assume

[lament solar]

yeah that's my point

the iPhone display press machine is calibrated by Apple strict (and private) guidelines

i doubt any chinese counterpart can seal any iPhone the same exact way

can do the job? sure
Apple Store/factory quality? i doubt

same for premium quality counterfeit screens

they're not bad, but not as close as Apple standards

[uneven dome]

It'll work, it just won't ever be close to the factory guidelines or have its full Ip68 rating

[lament solar]

meh being honest i don't even think the 7 has ip68?

never repaired iphone 7 on this job ngl

iphone 8 was the oldest one

[uneven dome]

Do they even do service for that one anymore

[lament solar]

nope

12 or newer

your best chance is calling AASP service centers and ask for your phone stock

[split nimbus]

@lament solar @uneven dome https://x.com/urban_gta_6/status/2040901987638636890

Urban GTA 6 (@Urban_GTA_6)

BREAKING: GTA 6 fans are speculating whether Jason’s balls will shrink in the cold, since this detail was present in Red Dead Redemption 2! 👀

X · Apr 5, 2026, 9:18 PM

[lament solar]

if they have stock they can probably issue your repair as they're interested on getting rid of that old part

[lament solar]

why im getting mentioned on this

[uneven dome]

This isn't even related to the conversation lol

[lament solar]

can't wait to see jason balls freeze

[uneven dome]

To be fair, mine don't even react to temperature anymore

[lament solar]

do you guys touch your balls while its cold to check the size?

[split nimbus]

no

[uneven dome]

Not really T_T Ive not noticed

Just in the shower

[split nimbus]

fr ..

[lament solar]

yea but nobody showers with cold water

only psychos

[uneven dome]

I don't know for the cold, just hot

[split nimbus]

i sometimes do to check my tolerance

[lament solar]

hell yeah i think that's normal too

just playing with the water temp to see how much u can tolerate

but some people just stands there with cold freeze water for 10 minutes

[uneven dome]

Id probably faint

[lament solar]

you probably get used after a few minutes

[split nimbus]

[lament solar]

but these first minutes gotta be awful

[split nimbus]

another one

sitting in the shower

yes or no

[lament solar]

uhhhh depends on the day

[split nimbus]

long ahh day, tired

[lament solar]

yeah sitting in the shower is definitively something i do on a long ahh day

it's like more relaxing dunno

[split nimbus]

i agree ..

[uneven dome]

A hot shower specifically not cold T_T

[lament solar]

i love the subreddit, i made a post promoting my app, someone just demanded ios 16 support, i answered him i dont have a device to make a legacy branch, if ppl supports my ko-fi im able to repair it and maybe develop this version

automatically gets downvote attack cuz i mentioned funding the phone repair through donations

no doubts devs make paid tweaks

ungrateful asses

[low mortar]

theres a lot simpler way though

just dev it and send to someone to test

its slightly slower but when you're just collating other peoples work into your app its not likely to go wrong

[lament solar]

can't even find testers for the current scope (17.2 - 20.0.1)

lmao

[low mortar]

the dude asking for ios 16 support is your tester

[grand imp]

Hi

[lament solar]

bet my ass he'll disappear if i start coding that

XD

if someone reachs me properly and promises testing builds im down

[low mortar]

you could still put in the work

you wouldnt even need to branch it really

the mechanism for wallet icons has not changed in years

[lament solar]

yeah i know, the app is built from Cardio that used coretrust exploit

[low mortar]

oh urs is a fork of an existing app

[lament solar]

yep

[low mortar]

yeah im just going through the gh history now

[lament solar]

only that mine was put on roids

apart of being ported to darksword obviously

[low mortar]

why did you set the deployment target to ios 17

[grand imp]

I am actually on the latest version of iOS what i do?

[lament solar]

lara kexploit implementation im using on CardioDS aims for 17.2.1

[lament solar]

https://tenor.com/view/akakichi-no-eleven-bro-bad-news-i've-got-bad-news-for-you-hand-on-shoulder-gif-4737126791591033318

[uneven dome]

Curious if your an apple tech, why are you partaking in the jailbreak discussion T_T

[lament solar]

i just work for a living

im a software developer too and i like freedom

[uneven dome]

Ohh

Didn't you sign a contract tho agreeing not to-

[rich dune]

gm

[lament solar]

no i don't work for apple even if you do i don't think they make you sign you can't use a jailbreak

[rich dune]

@low mortar hi

[grand imp]

Don’t understand

[hidden shore]

I use lara to expolit darksword,i disable emoji in it and now I can’t turn it on,can anyone helped?

[lament solar]

theres nothing for your iOS bro

[hidden shore]

Ít cant render emoji too

[low mortar]

no but they do say you cant work on any of your own projects

[lament solar]

[hidden shore]

Just show [?]

[low mortar]

hiiiiiiiiiiii

[grand imp]

repeat?

[lament solar]

wut

why shit dev?

[lament solar]

wdym

i can't take clients from my contractor and fix their shit by my own way

that's the only limitation i got

[chilly bear]

google fafo

[low mortar]

apple have a non compete with software engineering

[hidden shore]

Ok

[rigid path]

Almost like the government who’s supposed to protect your kids but deep down is a pdfile ring

[lament solar]

uh yeah but i don't think they made sign that to hardware techs

[hidden shore]

Bruh

[low mortar]

they make everyne sign it

including retail

lmao

[lament solar]

that's crazy

[low mortar]

its just in their universal contract

[lament solar]

nah my contractor doesn't makes that

[grand imp]

[lament solar]

shit user expecting anything on the latest update

what did you expected smh

[chilly bear]

in actuality you'd probably just have to get the apple color emoji font from here and apply it https://github.com/PoomSmart/EmojiFonts/releases (AppleColorEmoji.ttc)

[hidden shore]

Where to put it?

[half compass]

laaaaarp

[frosty grail]

fuck if i know

[lament solar]

what you did exactly and how did you end up messing your emojis?

[frosty grail]

i probably either never knew or forgot

[uneven dome]

Is it possible to break ios on rootless?

[low mortar]

yes

you can still bootloop if thats what ur asking

[low mortar]

Hi Moderators!

[lament solar]

wdym larp? my contractor is an AASP, i work basically like Apple Store hardware techs

[half compass]

you would be under an nda

[lament solar]

no

[half compass]

they make everyone and their mothers sign ndas

especially if you're using gsx

[lament solar]

No?

[hidden shore]

I cant,if i change the it,ssv would found out earlier

[lament solar]

i can tell my contractor name if you like too

[frosty grail]

sup british bitch

[lament solar]

i didn't signed any NDA

[half compass]

sure buddy

[frosty grail]

an amy has arrived

[low mortar]

im chillin, hru doing good sir

[frosty grail]

or dont

[lament solar]

bro wtf you want my last paycheck?

[frosty grail]

headache, in bed

[low mortar]

awwwwwww get well soon!

oh mr moderators

i got invited to wwdc again

[half compass]

no

leak gsx docs

and ill believe you

[frosty grail]

ty ty im going to beat the jew senseless as a form of entertainment to help heal the headache

[frosty grail]

👀

ill be here i think

this time if we plan better you can meet Cinnamon

[low mortar]

i dont know if i wanna go this year because of the whole trump / ice bullshit

[lament solar]

It seems to me that you're the one who's trying to deny things here, because you're even denying what's obvious, i have nothing to gain by lying people with this, I haven't signed any NDA and I have an authorized account with permission for AST2 and GSX lmfao

[low mortar]

OMG

[frosty grail]

[low mortar]

I CAN MEET THE BUNNY????

[half compass]

then prove it

[low mortar]

thats an oxymoron

[lament berry]

Will os x sequoia or big sur run fine on a 2011 macbook pro, with an ssd?

[half compass]

there have been countless people larping as apple employees

[lament solar]

i can prove it but im not going to leak GSX documents and risk my job just because a random on internet doubts LOL

[half compass]

you just said you aren't under an nda

[lament solar]

there's dozens ways i can prove this

[low mortar]

hes so based

aura farming

[low mortar]

omg hes vlc

[lament solar]

fuck just wait until im done with my vacations, ill send you a photo of my lab with apple tools, gsx on my mac and a note with the text you want, that's enough for you to prove it?

[frosty grail]

vlc bunny

[lament solar]

[frosty grail]

@alpine cypress

[lament berry]

?

[low mortar]

https://dortania.github.io/OpenCore-Legacy-Patcher/MODELS.html

[half compass]

ok sure

[lament solar]

also i think you're getting kinda lost here, i don't work at Apple, Apple Authorized Service Providers are not Apple, but rather third party business that work with Apple guidelines and tools

[lament berry]

Ok ok but before the ssd, it ran very slow.

[half compass]

yeah you obviously still have to sign ndas even if you just use gsx

[lament solar]

hence we need to use GSX and AST2 to perform repairs on Apple devices

no man

I don't know why you insist on that if im telling you i didn't signed a NDA on my life

[low mortar]

you said you couldnt show gsx because you dont want to lose your job, but if theres no nda why would you lose your job

[half compass]

because if you use internal software apple is going to make you sign one

there is a reason why ast2/gsx tools don't fall off trucks

because everyone is under an nda

[frosty grail]

better question why are you sharing any of this

[half compass]

cuz it's not real

occam's razor

[lament solar]

idk if my boss could be around here watching me, even if i didn't signed a NDA it's not cool leaking your job stuff, but i can just send a photo with GSX on my mac with my account easily

[lament solar]

No, you're totally lost with this, do you even work at Apple or any AASP?

[uneven dome]

What is gsx?

[frosty grail]

gay sex exchange

[burnt kite]

Yeah he's like 30 yo

[lament solar]

GSX is the platform Apple uses to perform repairs on their devices

[burnt kite]

[half compass]

yeah no shit

i know that

consumers dont have access to it

hence it's confidential

[lament solar]

Im not a consumer LOL

[half compass]

you said you never signed an nda

[frosty grail]

German Sausage Experience (GSX)

[half compass]

you obviously have to sign nda's for confidential software

[lament solar]

my account has GSX authorized access, my contractor is K-tuin Servicios Informáticos, i didn't signed a NDA since i joined this company like a year ago

you can check online that is an authorized service provider in spain

[frosty grail]

Gonorrhea Syphilis Exchange (GSX)

[lament solar]

if they do things wrongly, that's not my business

[half compass]

nda or not you would lose your job

so why would you be sharing this

[low mortar]

oh

[frosty grail]

wanna sign up

[low mortar]

no actually

[frosty grail]

are you sure

[lament solar]

yeah good luck finding who am i between all the employees this company has lmao

[half compass]

im saying there's no reason

for you to share this

[burnt kite]

@half compass how do you know so much about it

[lament solar]

you being stubborn as fuck lmao

[low mortar]

i dont want crotch rot

[chilly bear]

hello you called ?

[frosty grail]

Galactic Shepgoba Extermination (GSX)

[half compass]

i am because i dont see why you would be sharing this unless you're a larp

[next dome]

I was talking to somebody on Discord, but then I asked what kind of pc do you have and they told me they have the cheese greater Mac 😭😭😭

[half compass]

like there's literally no point

[frosty grail]

GIR Sussy Xvideos

[gaunt glen]

can i jailbreak my game gear

[lament solar]

uhm? dude asked things, i answered cuz im not tied to any NDA or contract that makes me have confidentiality

[chilly bear]

Gapple Sapple Xapple

[half compass]

but why would you share this

i dont get it

enlighten me

[frosty grail]

nonexistent clout

[lament solar]

Furthermore, if according to you i'm just larping and inventing everything, how did i know things like the procedures we follow, how Apple categorizes devices as vintage, how AASPs accept vintage repairs if they have stock, or even the part names of the tools used in repairs?

[low mortar]

hey at least hide your email man

[frosty grail]

Furthermore, if according to you i'm just larping and inventing everything, how did i know things like the procedures we follow, how Apple categorizes devices as vintage, how AASPs accept vintage repairs if they have stock, or even the part names of the tools used in repairs?

[lament solar]

Enlight you where man LOL

[frosty grail]

Furthermore, if according to you i'm just larping and inventing everything, how did i know things like the procedures we follow, how Apple categorizes devices as vintage, how AASPs accept vintage repairs if they have stock, or even the part names of the tools used in repairs?

[half compass]

because things leak if you know where to look

[frosty grail]

Furthermore, if according to you i'm just larping and inventing everything, how did i know things like the procedures we follow, how Apple categorizes devices as vintage, how AASPs accept vintage repairs if they have stock, or even the part names of the tools used in repairs?

[uneven dome]

Drkm can you check dms and tell me if my phone battery is fucked

[half compass]

it doesn't happen often

but it happens

[lament solar]

no, big mans are talking rn, wait

[half compass]

and i still think you're a larp for this reason

[lament solar]

maybe lol

[half compass]

why would you be sharing procedure

for clout?

[chilly bear]

@half compass r u a wàiguó rén or a zhōngguó rén

[frosty grail]

<@&558709886397972481>

[drifting galleon]

bro can you help me in #jailbreak pls

[lament solar]

just because im bored and im a good person? a dude asked about procedures, i told him because im a good guy and like to help

why i would develop a free app in my free time?

what i get from it?

[ashen basin]

That’s… wow…

[frosty grail]

pawning your switch for crack

[lament solar]

dude talking like i been leaking important shit, i just told a guy how to fix his iphone 7 battery

[ashen basin]

My switch IS crack

[lament solar]

Apple really cooked your brain all these years (not so lil) bro

[half compass]

you could've done this without flexing that you're an aasp employee

[lament solar]

i like to flex i work on the dark side of the hardware technicians

[ashen basin]

You bought brain rot to have on your profile

[half compass]

dark side

im crine

[frosty grail]

ngl i want a hotdog

its been a long time

[lament solar]

yeah, dark side, we're not even allowed to use shit like iso alcohol, this job is overly ridiculous but pays my bills

[ashen basin]

Jennifer Coolidge is that you

[frosty grail]

idk who that is i was born in 1943

[ashen basin]

https://tenor.com/view/patriotic-america-it-makes-me-want-hot-dogs-real-bad-bbq-4th-of-july-gif-14479535

[lament solar]

so i dont ask and i just work and "learn" on their stupid dog ass platform that doesn't even have a proper subtitle implementation that doesn't aids

[frosty grail]

shes great

[ashen basin]

https://tenor.com/view/please-these-gays-theyre-trying-to-murder-me-white-lotus-tanya-mcquoid-the-white-lotus-white-lotus-hbo-gif-11287864001794531488

[frosty grail]

she def got ultra freaky with that villager

[ashen basin]

LMAO

[lament solar]

tbh im just saving money to get my own store and repair every device i would like instead of this ass job

[ashen basin]

I forgot she was in that movie omfg

her on white lotus was 10/10 casting

[chilly bear]

it's ok. just ignore him.

[ashen basin]

Mike white couldn’t win survivor but he secured those Emmys

[chilly bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759029589338226688/1490653409140015306/converted.gif?ex=69d4d6ab&is=69d3852b&hm=6b8033df09b6e84fe5b6f4b3c566307ab7d019bc31ac51c9ccbb62a87ec0484f&

[ashen basin]

Bro couldn’t win survivor 1 time but could win 16 Emmys

Imagine

[lament solar]

he's like one of these Apple workers with +50 years that don't know how internet works right?

theres even indians that sell their GSX access from what i heard

[ashen basin]

Me when I lose big brother just to become super famous and make a tv show that gets 20 Emmys

[frosty grail]

me popping in every 17 days to bully whitenames then leave

[ashen basin]

It’s great

Keep doing it

[lament solar]

im a developer treat me with some respect i do free shit for people like you having cool shit

[ashen basin]

Got this dude immediately typing like damn

Effective

[ashen basin]

I like to pirate free shit

[half compass]

if this guy is not osintedx v2 then i will shove 2 metal rods up my ass

[low mortar]

dw we love you mr moderators

[frosty grail]

Im a dEvElOpEr tReAt mE WiTh sOmE ReSpEcT I Do fReE ShIt fOr pEoPlE LiKe yOu hAvInG CoOl sHiT

[lament solar]

hell

[frosty grail]

how many fucking times do i have to repeat myself that piracy is wrong. pirating is wrong. stealing things others made is wrong. why is that so fucking hard to understand? people take time out of their lives and work hard to make things and you just go off STEALING it like a fucking LOWLIFE are you happy with yourself? are you proud? do you think you deserve a fucking medal? well i dont, im having you reported to the server staff AND authorities. have fun rotting in prison, you pathetic piece of shit

[lament solar]

if i could i would implement a check just for you to panic your device at sight

[chilly bear]

but you want to do that

[ashen basin]

But you can’t because you suck ass at your job :\

[lament solar]

realistically impossible to check whether is this guy executing the app or a legit nice guy

[frosty grail]

@chilly bear @half compass what if we invented a taser button where we could taser people on discord remotely

[chilly bear]

that would be so hot

[spark yacht]

Apple employee here??

[low mortar]

this would get abused by people who think its hot

[frosty grail]

so would their flesh after 50 zaps

[ashen basin]

Meee

[low mortar]

hehe

[chilly bear]

what the fluff

[frosty grail]

the conspiracy deepens

[half compass]

your doodles look like you draw tiktok porn

i cant explain it

sorry

[low mortar]

😭

[chilly bear]

i have not seen this tiktok porn you speak of.

[frosty grail]

your tiktok porn drawings look like you doodle a lot

[spark yacht]

Why are we using light mode?

[low mortar]

what a beautiful piece of architecture i sure hope nothing happens

[lament solar]

no, im unemployed, some bruce dude called my bossman and i got fired

[spark yacht]

You don't know the execs for the company you work for?

[lament solar]

someone MRI me, im on life support

[lament solar]

the execs?

you mean, the bosses?

[slim loom]

gm

[spark yacht]

Executives

[low mortar]

gull

[lament solar]

Some crazy rich Lebanese guy totally owns the company, in Spain, we have a company director, but he's only seen at teams meetings, i can barely even remember the guy face

these Lebanese idiots even blocked us from plugging in a USB flash drive on our macs, so i have to rely on the stupid airdrop to upload god damn photos that have to be taken on every device that gets in

im one step away from auto firing myself, being apple technician is not a experience i would repeat

[ruby copper]

@low mortar

[chilly bear]

this has ur name in it btw

"Mineek"

[lament solar]

@half compass go on accept friend request i'll send you photos that only an apple authorized tech could have

[ruby copper]

opsec activated

[chilly bear]

orca

[lament solar]

i even have a video of the heating machine failing that sent to my boss like a year ago

[low mortar]

Hiiiiiiiii

[rich dune]

Heeeey

[chrome peak]

https://youtu.be/QO4m9vnOVTw?si=k2xD3Urxu7wshSw_

[ashen basin]

Discord CHILL

[robust grove]

hi, does anyone know if the Critical Security Update (i just got the message) by Apple is worth doing if you’re on iOS 16.6.1, i’m aware of DarkSword/Coruna but i don’t wanna give up Trollstore/jailbreak just like that

Thanks

[long zenith]

No

You’ll lose the jailbreak and troll store won’t work

[lament solar]

darksword can be patched with tweaks, you can’t do opposite way

don’t hear for apple beggars

[silk viper]

What is darksword

[lament solar]

exploit

bad things (or good, depends on the use)

[silk viper]

For ios 16?

[lament solar]

yes ios 16 is affected too

[silk viper]

I’ve seen a guy on r/jb reddit post his bank accounts got hacked

[lament solar]

send me link

[silk viper]

$4k was taken from his account

Hold on

Lemme find it

[lament solar]

proud of being poor so this never happens to me

[chilly bear]

wasn't darksword or coruna.

[rich dune]

his pc was compromised iirc

[lament solar]

if you manage accounts with these amounts and you end up downloading shit with cookie grabbers and such you’re just asking for it

just proving darwin wasn’t wrong

even running exploits jailbreaks and the weirdest shit ever i never got hacked to that degree

i’m not rich but a bad actor could easily stole me the 100€ i got for the month

[lament solar]

they don’t do cuz i know what i download. end of story

[silk viper]

It got removed

[lament solar]

dude probably got mocked

[low mortar]

i swear it was his paypal

[lament solar]

no wonder

[silk viper]

Yeah

[rich dune]

#subreddit message

[silk viper]

Also he is on ios15

[low mortar]

theres so many ways his paypal could have been hacked

I wouldn't immediately blame it on this

[lament solar]

he’s going to receive recurrent “hey i got photos of you masturbating” mails from now on too

[silk viper]

My discord account was hacked a few months ago and i had 2fa enabled

[autumn pendant]

how big does a discord server have to be to be "big"

cuz i have one that just reached 300 members a few days ago

[low mortar]

token logging

[lament solar]

that’s not even mid size

id say big after 1k members

[silk viper]

I was hella pissed also got banned from the server

[autumn pendant]

312 actually

almost $\pi$ members

[rich dune]

imagine 300 ppl irl
concept of "big" is subjective

[chilly bear]

are u big ?

[lament solar]

yeah but discord ain’t irl lol

[rich dune]

depends

[lament solar]

300 people irl are active and alive

300 people on discord can be only 10 guys active

[autumn pendant]

theres 77 people online, 7 on call, and 6 on the mc server

[chilly bear]

not necessarily

[chilly bear]

reorganize this message.

[autumn pendant]

no

[low mortar]

your brain is fried

[autumn pendant]

i added commas

now shut up

[chilly bear]

[low mortar]

[rich dune]

💥

[autumn pendant]

$\pi\cdot100$ members soon

[rich dune]

💥🔥

[chilly bear]

mathjax

@worthy quail

[autumn pendant]

(la)tex but yeah

[chilly bear]

olm reference

[autumn pendant]

idk if thats same ting

[chilly bear]

well that's all mathjax is

[autumn pendant]

balright

[chilly bear]

well just the math part

whatever

[autumn pendant]

@worthy quail bluhblbuhjblbubhblnbylkbfgok

[rich dune]

@chilly bear

[chilly bear]

> look inside
> rng.png

[low mortar]

hey thats a reference

[ruby copper]

@low mortar If I sandbox a process on macOS through sandbox-exec, and that process spawns another process e.g. java, is that process under the same sandbox polciies?

I know this is true when you sandbox it normally

but is it true for sandbox exec

[low mortar]

i have no idea but i would think so

[ruby copper]

hm

Ok I will make a test bin

[rich dune]

@ruby copper @chilly bear 2013.

https://x.com/rayaaasl/status/354684064575401986

Raya (@rayaaasl)

Sahur sahur tung tung tung, sahur sahur tung tung tung,sahur sahurrr

X · Jul 9, 2013, 7:30 PM

[chilly bear]

wtf

[rotund glade]

wtf

[chilly bear]

triple T was around in 2013??

[split nimbus]

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[ruby copper]

Ok

[rotund glade]

Oh no…..

[tame rock]

https://pirated.nexus

[sterile shadow]

Whats this server about..

[simple drift]

!t roblox

[fervent dove]

Hey @sterile shadow, have a look at this!

roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by SlimShadyIAm#9999 | Used 3,830 times · Dec 21, 2020, 9:17 PM

[simple drift]

not roblox

[simple drift]

why tf is nexus a tld

[sterile shadow]

And Whats jailbreaking specified, i only know that grok jailbreak command

[low mortar]

💀

[chilly bear]

https://ios.cfw.guide scroll down and read here to learn more

[low mortar]

it makes sense as a tld tbh

of all the recent tld's that have been dropped, nexus is one of the better ones

[chilly bear]

socks should be a tld...

[rotund glade]

No

[chilly bear]

https://null.socks

[rotund glade]

I’m not clicking That.

[simple drift]

for what

we need .socks

[chilly bear]

probably means something

like nexus scroll and nexus station or whatever from minecraft

[fluid mason]

I'm clicking that

[simple drift]

pirate nexus pirate rune pirate scrobbit

[low mortar]

nexus: a means of connection between members of a group or things in a series; link; bond

[sterile shadow]

I have iPhone 12 with iOS 26…💔

[simple drift]

ok

[rotund glade]

Why?….

[sterile shadow]

What do u mean why

I tought it’s normal to update

[ashen basin]

bro wtf I was just building my little area

[rotund glade]

Oh no….

[sterile shadow]

Whatttt

[worthy garden]

@honest lynx Hey.

[worthy garden]

Oh no….

[sterile shadow]

Whats wrong😭

[summer wadi]

is this a date/time error?

it says iPhoneSDKTools.pkg is untrusted

maybe because... idk, its fucking 2026?

i think the folks in legacy jb can help me out w this

[worthy garden]

@chilly bear

[chilly bear]

[ripe anchor]

i put in way too much effort for the stupid leaf badge

[obtuse ruin]

I clicked rjb and see this immediately ☹️

[simple drift]

sorry

[obtuse ruin]

Fun fact you can contact me via [e-mail]

[simple drift]

[worthy garden]

Ok so i play legit now for u

[chilly bear]

gemini is ass

[worthy garden]

what are u doing

😭

[tame rock]

[obtuse ruin]

Did I 1v1 you on the hive one time or am I thinking of someone else here

[worthy garden]

not me i dont play hive

[tame rock]

No shit

[obtuse ruin]

It’s so shit now lmao

[half compass]

double true

quadruple true

[ripe anchor]

zrue

[half compass]

infinite true

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[worthy garden]

every server is

[obtuse ruin]

their treasure wars was fire and then they turned it into bed wars and made the gameplay 10x slower for the mobiletards

[ripe anchor]

i get my license plate today im so stoked

[worthy garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1303497173731643433/1343353506702032967/togif.gif

[simple drift]

w drags

[half compass]

fr

[worthy garden]

bed wars is fun

[half compass]

goyslop

[obtuse ruin]

nah it’s so shit compared to what treasure was

I just stopped playing like immediately

[worthy garden]

everyone cheats now also..

[obtuse ruin]

Tried it a couple times since and it’s still ass

[half compass]

it's 10 times slower

[obtuse ruin]

Yeah fr

[half compass]

so that the kids on mobile

can win

[obtuse ruin]

Worse on skywars

[worthy garden]

including myself

[obtuse ruin]

[worthy garden]

dont leak null

❤️

[half compass]

leak what we all know you cheat bro

[obtuse ruin]

Bedrock is funny though because most of the cheaters are so ass you can beat them anyway

[half compass]

you have vape v4 installed

[worthy garden]

bro i never sent a clip here

[worthy garden]

where

[chilly bear]

not that kind of leak .

[worthy garden]

i dont like bedrock

[obtuse ruin]

Yeah I only played it for the hive

[worthy garden]

they make it easy

[obtuse ruin]

So the only things I play now are Java smps

[worthy garden]

dreamsmp

[obtuse ruin]

no the sleepsaverunexuscrobbit smp

[half compass]

hive skywars was fun cuz sometimes there were people that weren't playing as if both of their arms got chopped off

[worthy garden]

i like cubecraft skywars..

[obtuse ruin]

you ever played cubecraft microgames thing

buggiest shit ever

and they made it worse with each update

🥀

[worthy garden]

i fly around in skywars

[obtuse ruin]

[worthy garden]

not yet

i might have to

[half compass]

cubecraft is such slop

they had a pedo as staff once

[worthy garden]

i play ffa on it

[obtuse ruin]

Helium and prism but no vscodium 🤔

[half compass]

larp

thats why

he dont know ball

[obtuse ruin]

telemetry :/

[worthy garden]

idk

i tried zed

i dont lik eit

[obtuse ruin]

vscodium.

[half compass]

u dono ball

[obtuse ruin]

fr

[worthy garden]

Ok i download

[obtuse ruin]

yeah zed sucks

[worthy garden]

for my vibecoding.

[obtuse ruin]

nebby

[worthy garden]

i will use with claudecode.

[obtuse ruin]

no opencode

[worthy garden]

scam.

i am not using

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/the-smartest-predator-real-science-an-iq-too-high-gif-2180560086852266128

[worthy garden]

this is fine

[chilly bear]

nullcode

[worthy garden]

where i get

[half compass]

just delete vscode entirely

ask claude for a script to erase everything from your c drive

[worthy garden]

you first.

[coarse ginkgo]

zed is a cool concept, but its far from being good

[simple drift]

vscode sucks

[simple drift]

it’s just too basic imo

[coarse ginkgo]

yep

[simple drift]

it looks nice tho

[tame rock]

Why studio ghibli food look so good 🤤

[half compass]

i have a very tedious project im working on @simple drift @coarse ginkgo

on rjbcraft

but you will never know.

[coarse ginkgo]

villager sex machine

[chilly bear]

do you need help ?

[half compass]

❌

[tame rock]

My tedious project was the sans painting

[half compass]

it's something that has never been done before

[chilly bear]

lame

[simple drift]

are you actually building a base for once

[half compass]

no

[simple drift]

boo

[half compass]

im doing something much better

i told you

[coarse ginkgo]

slavery machine

[simple drift]

ok buddy

[half compass]

i havent seen anyone doing this

like

anywhere

not even on the server

[chilly bear]

i did it already

sorry

[simple drift]

he’s going to enslave something

[tame rock]

Villager torture simulator

[half compass]

its NOTHING to do with villagers

[simple drift]

pillagers

[half compass]

it's something very obscure

it's obscure tech.

[tame rock]

The typical red herring

[simple drift]

copper farm

[chilly bear]

sulfar farm

[half compass]

that is useless

[chilly bear]

hasn't been done before cuz sulfur didn't exist

think about it

[simple drift]

you would do something useless for no reason though

[half compass]

i think i will be finished by tomorrow

[simple drift]

it’s still not in the game

[low mortar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HDjfhVZXkAAXj2y.gif

[half compass]

(maybe)

[simple drift]

it’s still only in preview

hi amy

[chilly bear]

oh

[low mortar]

hi Kate!

[chilly bear]

bye amy

[simple drift]

hru

[chilly bear]

(reference to that one user)

[half compass]

this is going to be super cool when i actually finish it

yall do not know

im nothing like yall

[chilly bear]

larp larp larp sahur

[simple drift]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HFEVnMab0AAfMpZ.webp

[half compass]

im like 75% of the way there bru

[low mortar]

The nausea is really winning today

[chilly bear]

ur also 75% water

[simple drift]

:(

[low mortar]

I took 8 of zofran and it’s done wonders tbf

[half compass]

zohran?

[simple drift]

that is a lot

[chilly bear]

❤️‍🩹

[simple drift]

holes filled

[low mortar]

its midly funny to me that I have nausea from a serotonergic drug, so i cured it with a serotonergic drug

[simple drift]

fun

[low mortar]

Not really

[simple drift]

it sounds like a lot

[half compass]

3 to 16 inches

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-its-always-sunny-applaud-happy-cry-clapping-gif-18958303

[low mortar]

4 to 8 is the general guidance, but you can go up to 24mg

[obtuse ruin]

I have achieved greatness

[simple drift]

hax

[crystal jolt]

guys i ve got an ip6 from flea with someone s info should i put a sim and try to find the owner?

[coarse ginkgo]

@desert cairn

[low mortar]

I’m fine on a loading dose of 8 and then maintenance at 4

[low mortar]

Hi Alfie!!

[simple drift]

hopefully the antidepressants won’t make me throw up

[obtuse ruin]

Gm

[simple drift]

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/hax-hackingnoises-hackingnoisess-minecraft-mcsr-gif-17642081939465879373

[half compass]

he's so cute ❤️

[low mortar]

Its one of the less common ones so you should be fine

[half compass]

i love him

wish he was real

[simple drift]

what is even the original image

[simple drift]

we’ll see ig

[low mortar]

Nausea is very common but vomitting is common

[half compass]

@chilly bear can you help me with my project

[chilly bear]

no

[half compass]

bru

[chilly bear]

i hate playing on amethyst

[half compass]

why tf are u always away

[chilly bear]

idk

[half compass]

Always somewhere in central america

ALWAYS.

[simple drift]

i really hope gta 4 gets remastered one day

[half compass]

@simple drift can i recruit you instead

[simple drift]

for what

what do you want me to do

[half compass]

so ummmmm

ummmm

dms perchance

[simple drift]

ok

[chilly bear]

i need to go to new zealand someday

[half compass]

@manic tulip

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/run-kiwi-cute-bird-gif-15759703

im gonna open up a kiwi sanctuary when i get rich

@obsidian chasm are we gonna have a problem BUDDY

[obsidian chasm]

Why

[simple drift]

why are you on this account

[obsidian chasm]

idk

[slim sky]

sup

[simple drift]

accept my frq

[obsidian chasm]

Done.

Ok brb installing macOS 15.7.5

[burnt kite]

@obsidian chasm

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[low mortar]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[half compass]

how about mine

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[worthy quail]

💔

[radiant helm]

i think my ipad screen may need to be fixed as nothing happens when i tap on it

[tawny harness]

Hey how do I sideload apps on newer atv

[simple drift]

with great difficulty

[tawny harness]

Yeah I realized

[teal bramble]

How about mine

[round mountain]

since when was this server a discord partner god damn

[muted shuttle]

a while

[median flume]

If i go on a website and it causes my phone to shutoff and restart, is that a sign of darksword?

[low mortar]

hehe thats me

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[low mortar]

Hiiiiiiiii

[simple drift]

hi

[low mortar]

hiiiiiii

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/sound-the-car-alarm-cat-gif-9895924581726852336

[hexed citrus]

can i use the ios 18.7.7 ipsw to downgrade my 17 pro max from 26.5

[chilly bear]

no 🙂

[hexed citrus]

what about my old 16 pro max? its running 26.4

[chilly bear]

no 🙂

[tough gust]

No, only one is iPad 9

[hexed citrus]

oh

thanks

[vapid spruce]

lowkey just snagged a broken ipad 7 for $65

cracked screen but everything else is functional

[true plover]

Low intelligence specimen

[chilly bear]

you wouldn't get it bud.

[true plover]

She choked on her own hair afterwards

😭

[worthy garden]

i need this,

[spark yacht]

IOS hdr

[spark yacht]

Vibecoding on the iPhone

[hard comet]

uhhhh my pi is not connecting to the internet…

[simple drift]

sorry i told it not to

[hard comet]

and i can’t ssh in

[hard comet]

please tell it to connect to the internet

[simple drift]

ok

it doesnt like me very much tho it might say no

[hard comet]

ehhh restarted it a second time and now we’re back

weird

[low mortar]

I just emptied my dehumidifier and a fly came out

[simple drift]

LMAO

[chilly bear]

real eyes realize real lies

[polar python]

this is what @muted shuttle moderates rjb on https://www.reddit.com/r/MacOS/comments/1sdmvkq/i_made_a_discord_client_for_vintage_macintosh/

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[muted shuttle]

true

[gilded rapids]

Drip

Ok I have have device

Service

[chilly bear]

-# Loading...

[simple drift]

better

[gilded rapids]

I’m in rural NC rn

[chilly bear]

[low mortar]

Cope

@muted shuttle how did you afford m5

[simple drift]

daddys money

[terse dome]

parents

[simple drift]

i can run linux trust

[low mortar]

I need some of that shit fr

[simple drift]

fr

[low mortar]

Anyway

[terse dome]

my mac runs linux the best !

[low mortar]

Is it Intel

[terse dome]

well asahi linux

so m1 pro

[simple drift]

m2 max is best asahi machine

[terse dome]

but i do also have intel slopbook yes

[simple drift]

no

m2 ultra

i forgot the ultra was a thing

[arctic field]

[muted shuttle]

my dad bought it for me to give me an upgrade and he'd get my old m2 pro mac mini

[simple drift]

old m2 pro