general

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

Your time is soon.

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

What ?

[simple drift]

L

[muted shuttle]

Oh maybe because i dragged it to telegram

[muted shuttle]

Wow

[simple drift]

ew

telegram

[muted shuttle]

Have fun

[velvet zenith]

Which one you want

[muted shuttle]

development.cer

[velvet zenith]

Nah

[muted shuttle]

Sounds fun...

Ok

certificate.p12

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

Thx

[velvet zenith]

Here you go

[simple drift]

hey i have one of them

[muted shuttle]

I dont see it

Where is it

@velvet zenith

[velvet zenith]

Sorry slow upload

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Im on 1 bar of lte rn

[muted shuttle]

Filter bypass

[simple drift]

⚠️

[muted shuttle]

On a mac ?

[simple drift]

its a miracle this hasnt been revoked

ill keep this phone until this cert expires

[muted shuttle]

My free certificates never expiring

[velvet zenith]

Is this mac stupid ?

[muted shuttle]

I win

[velvet zenith]

U only get 3 apps though

[muted shuttle]

I use 2 so idc

Apollo and NeoFreeBird

[velvet zenith]

And sign weekly

[muted shuttle]

Idc

[odd cargo]

yall i think my 14 pm

[muted shuttle]

Sideloadly refreshes automatically

[odd cargo]

is kinda cooked

[velvet zenith]

Ok

My bundle id is Stupid

@desert cairn Fuck you

[odd cargo]

my apple logo is flickering while booting

this thing aint making it

[velvet zenith]

Ok

@limber temple 29.97 for 35 lbs of peanut butter at costco

[odd cargo]

Finally

i fucking fixed it

[muted shuttle]

Gallon of mayonnaise

For idk how much

[odd cargo]

the fix was

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Good morning ❤️

[odd cargo]

installing tv os profile again

and deleting it

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRX8NrH5/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Zxr7_Editz (@alihassanshah922)

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[desert cairn]

Hi

[teal bramble]

@odd cargo

Ok

@velvet zenith

[desert cairn]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

That guys stupid

[desert cairn]

Hi

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn Hi

[velvet zenith]

Hello

[desert cairn]

Hi

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn Hi

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Is nocturne abandonware ?

[teal bramble]

Fuck you you cunt

[desert cairn]

Hi

[muted shuttle]

Rule 1

[teal bramble]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

6 Commits on nocturne-ui 6 hours ago

Moron individual

[teal bramble]

I apologise miss admin.

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith Guess who started hrt last night

Congratulate me

[simple drift]

@teal bramble

[teal bramble]

@simple drift

[simple drift]

@teal bramble

[teal bramble]

@simple drift

[simple drift]

hi

[velvet zenith]

Probably some transgender on the west coast

[muted shuttle]

Spam

[muted shuttle]

No it was me

[velvet zenith]

Proof

[teal bramble]

Hoi! Hoe kan ik u vandaag van dienst zijn?

[desert cairn]

Thanks

[muted shuttle]

U can tell it’s me because of the ipod

[arctic field]

Wait it’s friday i’ve been fooled

Lies

[simple drift]

que

[odd cargo]

i cant tell if its ur iPod

[simple drift]

no hablo

[velvet zenith]

Nah u gotta hold it up to your discord

[simple drift]

[gilded rapids]

[teal bramble]

Bună! Cum pot să vă ajut astazi?

[thick tapir]

30 minute arrival window is fucking wild wtf

[muted shuttle]

Is my ipod not enough

[arctic field]

Uber eats your food

[velvet zenith]

No

You can just rename the ipod

[thick tapir]

or 20 minutes shit

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith नमस्ते! आज मैं आपकी कैसे मदद कर सकता हूँ?

[muted shuttle]

Fuck are u on about

I have a picture of some on my mac book pro

[simple drift]

i win

[gilded rapids]

The area I live in is really spread out

[teal bramble]

mct oil
benzyl benzoate
benzyl alcohol
estradiol cypionate

[gilded rapids]

If I drove there it would be 25ish mins

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Rule 1

[teal bramble]

How is this rule 1 v

[gilded rapids]

7 cities all poorly designed. Love my state

[teal bramble]

It just says Hello how can i assist you today in hindi

[muted shuttle]

[simple drift]

all of the uk is poorly designed

[gilded rapids]

false u have public transport and walkable cities z

[velvet zenith]

Its rule 1

[simple drift]

[gilded rapids]

uk is the best country in the world

[simple drift]

no it is NOT

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Yo u wanna take my wwdc invite

[teal bramble]

U have not shown me proof that u got accepted

[simple drift]

barely functional public transport

[muted shuttle]

Hi

Ill take it

[gilded rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/united-kingdom-flag-gif-21313068

[simple drift]

its sooooo expensive to get the train

buses are always late or never arrive

[velvet zenith]

Im busy

[teal bramble]

add another s

[gilded rapids]

yall just need ur empire back again

[velvet zenith]

Im busys

[muted shuttle]

busys ?

[simple drift]

i forgot about this

[teal bramble]

turn the y and s around

[simple drift]

must be the water

[muted shuttle]

buyss

?

[velvet zenith]

im buys

[ornate latch]

busy with vibecoding

[velvet zenith]

fact check true

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1378096935725961278/1437178265642205355/togif.gif

[teal bramble]

Ohh

[simple drift]

fr

[muted shuttle]

Lenovo

[obtuse ruin]

buy rnsss2

[teal bramble]

Lenovo

[simple drift]

Lenovo

[velvet zenith]

Okay i will

[arctic field]

IBM

[velvet zenith]

Can you make it work in apps

[teal bramble]

ThinkPad

[obtuse ruin]

make what work in apps

[velvet zenith]

Yes

[obtuse ruin]

okay

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn Circles

[obtuse ruin]

done

[arctic field]

Icraze

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424555633767878696/1427043348925124638/HEHEHHEHE.gif

[simple drift]

pirate rune

[obtuse ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/100-gif-549184224117281305

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale

[teal bramble]

They added tung tung tung sahur in fortnite

[arctic field]

That’s peak

[teal bramble]

Yooo

[chilly bear]

cum pot ???

[teal bramble]

Yep

How can

[arctic field]

Free?

[muted shuttle]

https://www.reddit.com/r/macbookpro/comments/1sb9ukp/2nd_day_with_the_m5_with_nano/

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[muted shuttle]

Thank god i dont have the nanotexture display

Useless

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1197539413589229669/1284282702404518028/speechmeme.com_8_30_2024_8_21_38_PM.gif

[arctic field]

“I hate reddit” - reddit bot

[gilded rapids]

bro

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[gilded rapids]

my coworker asked me what the fuck is that

[arctic field]

LMAO

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle m4 pro 48 512 1500

[simple drift]

what the fuck is what

[muted shuttle]

Wow

Buy it

[velvet zenith]

It has mdm

[muted shuttle]

Oh

Nvm

[chilly bear]

please don't.

[muted shuttle]

Useless

[gilded rapids]

I gotta keep this app open on the lowest brightness setting

😭

[velvet zenith]

I have been informed that it can be bypassed

[simple drift]

lmao

[muted shuttle]

Mods

Im hiding my hrt in a computer next to my desk

Theyll never find it there

[obtuse ruin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/letter-f

[simple drift]

playstation 2 fat hard drive bay

best hiding spot

for

drugs

[muted shuttle]

I cant use that

Theres a hard drive in mine

[simple drift]

i need a hard drive

adapter

i cant find one

[muted shuttle]

ide to sata board

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Toyota

[muted shuttle]

Chrysler

[simple drift]

i cant find a network adapter at all

[teal bramble]

Honda

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith I copied a Twitter post to send and I can't remember if its rjb safe or not

[simple drift]

i dont want a offbrand one

i need ethernet

[muted shuttle]

Mazda

[ornate latch]

@velvet zenith I copied a Twitter post to send and I can't remember if its rjb safe or not

[simple drift]

i wanna do the

[teal bramble]

send it in the israeli gc

[simple drift]

thing

[muted shuttle]

Send in dms

[teal bramble]

nope

[gilded rapids]

Moon

[muted shuttle]

I'll see.

[simple drift]

psbbn

[muted shuttle]

Why

[obtuse ruin]

send it pussy

[thick tapir]

inside of the pole in ur closet. trust.

[desert cairn]

Nvm I remembered

[velvet zenith]

You have like 5 different places to send it and try it

[gilded rapids]

I’m sending all my moon pics chat

[teal bramble]

Bad

[desert cairn]

It is safe

[muted shuttle]

But miata

[teal bramble]

Send it

[muted shuttle]

maza mx 5 miat

[simple drift]

macos ventura is 13 right

[muted shuttle]

Let us see.

[desert cairn]

https://x.com/geerlingguy/status/2039914816861577654?s=46

Jeff Geerling (@geerlingguy)

10G USB-C Ethernet adapters are now a thing... just ordered one ($87 shipped to US), probably will run out of first batch quickly: https://t.co/hqrqERQWTO

X · Apr 3, 2026, 3:56 AM

[teal bramble]

not all mx5s are miatas

[muted shuttle]

Yea

[low mortar]

what are you hiding in there

[desert cairn]

Copied to send to shep :/

[muted shuttle]

What else would it be then

[teal bramble]

i meant with the pop up headlights

My bad

[muted shuttle]

i <3 pop up headlights

[teal bramble]

not all miatas have pop up headlights

[muted shuttle]

Why they illegal

[teal bramble]

unfortunate .

[muted shuttle]

Ohh i know

[teal bramble]

in the eu yes

[muted shuttle]

The first gens have them

2nd-4th dont

[simple drift]

[muted shuttle]

na/nb/nc/nd whatever

[simple drift]

hurry up

[teal bramble]

Wow

[thick tapir]

nothing

[muted shuttle]

I want miat

[gilded rapids]

damn she looks like a nice person I gotta tip more than $1😭

[teal bramble]

how much do they sell for even

[chrome wharf]

hello bigots

[muted shuttle]

Umm

Lowkey depends on what generation and condition of the car

[teal bramble]

Good condition with the pop up head lights

[chilly bear]

not real

[gilded rapids]

are u getting a new car

[thick tapir]

also depending on the design of your bedframe there should be a lip between the wooden slats and the frame itself where u can store stuff

[gilded rapids]

??!

[teal bramble]

Me ?

[chrome wharf]

hello cunts

[muted shuttle]

probably like $4-6k

[muted shuttle]

Nop

[teal bramble]

Hello

[gilded rapids]

I’m looking into getting 2026 accord or 2026 Camry I can’t decide

[low mortar]

greetings

[teal bramble]

What the fuck Why Are They So Expensive

[simple drift]

hello bigot

[muted shuttle]

miat

[teal bramble]

Hello Kate

[simple drift]

hi

[teal bramble]

makes sense

[muted shuttle]

If i ever get a miata ... I will take good care of it

[teal bramble]

@simple drift Hi

[simple drift]

@teal bramble hi

[teal bramble]

@simple drift Hi

[simple drift]

@teal bramble hi

[gilded rapids]

@teal bramble which interior do you like more

[simple drift]

@teal bramble which interior do you like more

[muted shuttle]

accord better lowkey

[gilded rapids]

Lowkey

Jazzy doesn’t like the honeycomb design

[muted shuttle]

Wowwww

@gusty gulch Boring

[simple drift]

the 2nd one

[gilded rapids]

the Camry offers a full moonroof tho

[muted shuttle]

U too kate

Boring

[simple drift]

hi

[teal bramble]

2nd one looks more spacey

[simple drift]

it looks nice

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle A 1st gen mx5 is 15k€

https://tenor.com/view/nuke-the-whole-generation-nuke-generation-funny-gif-16627422019090863434

[muted shuttle]

$17,302.04 usd

Holy fuck

Expensive

[teal bramble]

Yea

oh wtf

it has 32k km

[gilded rapids]

I think the accord actually has more space

[teal bramble]

thats like new condition bruh

[muted shuttle]

19,883.8781515947 mi

Wtf

[chrome wharf]

hello rich cunts

[gilded rapids]

Hmm the Camry does look more bold

[thick tapir]

get a nissan ariya 🙏

[teal bramble]

wow so cute

[simple drift]

dleovl alt

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble @muted shuttle Do i have to

[muted shuttle]

Yea

[teal bramble]

yes

[muted shuttle]

miata 💜

[gilded rapids]

I had a lil Nissan Versa sv during my undergrad in college

[teal bramble]

Get a volkswagen tiguan

[gilded rapids]

it was a fun cheap point A to B car. lol

[velvet zenith]

ts doesnt work

Slop

[teal bramble]

This

[muted shuttle]

@gilded rapids Get a nissan cube

[chrome wharf]

ok shut up goobers

[gilded rapids]

no don’t like Volkswagen

😭

[teal bramble]

@gilded rapids Get a renault twinko

[teal bramble]

why wat

[chilly bear]

twink

[gilded rapids]

I’m Asian bro

[teal bramble]

So ?

[gilded rapids]

Toyota and Honda ❤️

[chrome wharf]

get a honda cunt

[simple drift]

first try

[gilded rapids]

But I do love Lexus and BMW

[teal bramble]

🖕

[chilly bear]

@gilded rapids get a beamer

[gilded rapids]

😭

[teal bramble]

They’re good cars but only for entry level cars not something to have fun in

[versed sun]

Why did my phone just go to full volume by itself

[teal bramble]

or just get a bmw lol

[gilded rapids]

I had my dads old 2012 5 series bmw until college

[teal bramble]

wtf

[thick tapir]

lexus is js toyota so yeah

[teal bramble]

lucky

[teal bramble]

lexus is just a luxury toyota

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Why doesnt this work

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Why doesnt this work

[chrome wharf]

i want ios 18 jb now

[gilded rapids]

My car history
Before uni dads 2012 5 series
During college 2021 Nissan Versa SV (for uni use)
I currently drive a 2023 civic sport

[teal bramble]

Wow.

get a mercedes g63 amg

[terse dome]

this must feel so good to my mac...

[gilded rapids]

I wish

[chrome wharf]

just shut up

[gilded rapids]

just shut up

[simple drift]

computer abuse

[gilded rapids]

If I had a good money I’d deff get a S63 AMG

[teal bramble]

Get a s680 maybach

[simple drift]

what could possibly be using 26gb of ram

[gilded rapids]

Ooo true

[teal bramble]

or a gt63s

max spec

not the 4 cylinder kind

[terse dome]

hey binja should have been able to allocate more than 10gb of ram before freezing

[teal bramble]

can u believe they put 4 cylinders on that thing

[simple drift]

ventura is like the exact same as sequoia why did i make this a vm

[gilded rapids]

hmm actually I won’t mind looking into a compact suv like a rav4

[teal bramble]

@gilded rapids what do u think about audis

[gilded rapids]

good quality I had an Audi phase one point of my life

[teal bramble]

which audis

[gilded rapids]

I’m just used to German cars good but expensive in repair and gas

[simple drift]

i want a a5 sportback so bad ngl

audi a5 is delicious

[gilded rapids]

idk r8

[teal bramble]

expensive in repair how

[chrome wharf]

arch linux is full of femboys who dickride twinkpads

[teal bramble]

i want a s6

also delicious

or a6

nice comfy family car

[gilded rapids]

in the States German cars like BMW, Mercedes, and Audi cost a lot to repair and maintain

They’re seen as luxury

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle how do i make a macos snow leopard vm

[gilded rapids]

I guess the way Cadillac would be over there

[teal bramble]

Volkswagen is a german car and if u put apple juice in a 1.9 TDI (which doesnt exist due to poopy emissions) it would work

it is indestructible

[chrome wharf]

shut up bigots

[teal bramble]

True…

i live like 30km away from the volkswagen headquarters

and i have a pretty nice discount

its really hot

[simple drift]

can this hurry up

[teal bramble]

And i got an internship at them

:3

[simple drift]

fire

[teal bramble]

fr

[terse dome]

do you get it straight out of the factory

[teal bramble]

yes

[gilded rapids]

ok I had to google for a quick moment

[fading panther]

1.9 Volkswagen TDI mentioned

[teal bramble]

Its so fire

[gilded rapids]

My ex drove a Volkswagen it was pretty reliable I will say that

[fading panther]

Legendary engine

[teal bramble]

dude fr

[fading panther]

They needed to put that in a Lamborghini

[teal bramble]

i seen one with a broken oil pan and it ran

???

[fading panther]

[chrome wharf]

everyone shut up

[teal bramble]

entry level lamborghini

[fading panther]

Don’t insult the tdi

[teal bramble]

ngl 1.9 tdi can get far cuz ive seen people tune the shit out of them

[teal bramble]

True

[gilded rapids]

RAV4 2026 I do not like this infotainment screen 😭

[teal bramble]

its blocky

[gilded rapids]

Yeah

[teal bramble]

@fading panther ur canadian right ??

[muted shuttle]

ipad

[fading panther]

Nope live in the us

[teal bramble]

Oh

[gilded rapids]

@chrome wharf why you leave

[teal bramble]

im surprised u got to a 1.9 tdi in the first place then

[vital knoll]

google me rabbi

[fading panther]

My brother in Christ i hate all the iPad on screen ones

So I drive an old car

[teal bramble]

automatics seem so boring

☹️

[gilded rapids]

@fading panther @teal bramble @muted shuttle Nissan Sentra 2026 interior lol

[muted shuttle]

ooo

i like

[vital knoll]

finna buy a car with no steering wheel

issa all ai

[fading panther]

[teal bramble]

looks ass

[fading panther]

yeah idk what im gonna do when my 12 year old car craps out

right amount of tech

one small resistive touch screen

[teal bramble]

just buy a pre 2022 car and ur fine

[velvet zenith]

Fix it

[fading panther]

modded wireless apple carplay

[carmine elk]

guys I’m famous I searched up vphone cli and the forst result is mine

[fading panther]

oh yes sir, i already work on my own cars

[velvet zenith]

Im driving my rav4 until the engine dies

[velvet zenith]

Or it gets totaled

Whichever one comes first

[teal bramble]

What year

[teal bramble]

the second one

[velvet zenith]

2010

[teal bramble]

i curse u upon metal confetti transmission

[velvet zenith]

Nope

Not a nissan cvt

[gilded rapids]

I lowkey wished this happened though (WWDC 2022)

[fading panther]

thankfully can't happen on mine kekw

[simple drift]

moo

[fading panther]

PDK do be the most goated auto 🙏

[gilded rapids]

if only bruh that CarPlay concept looked good

[muted shuttle]

https://kittymaxine.com/cow.txt

[simple drift]

https://kateh.net/cow.txt

[thick tapir]

how the fuck have i spent 500 dollars this week

holy shit

[gilded rapids]

My food needs to hurry up 😭

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[gilded rapids]

.

[muted shuttle]

Im omw

Trust me bro

[gilded rapids]

this is why I tip $1

😭

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[fading panther]

I tip $1 per mile

that's my benchmark lol

bye

[gilded rapids]

I tipped her $5

Being nice

😤

[arctic field]

Bro’s food will arrive in 5-6 business days

[thick tapir]

signed bully

[arctic field]

You guys tip?

America smh

[gilded rapids]

yeah?

[arctic field]

Who tips anyone

[gilded rapids]

I don’t see anything wrong with tipping 😭

[arctic field]

You pay for delivery fees

The deliverer gets paid already

[gilded rapids]

Idk I just saw it like a courtesy thing

Like opening the door for someone and smiling

[arctic field]

Ig but 5$ on top of delivery fees is diabolical

It’s dumb

Maybe like a buck or two

Is courtesy

[gilded rapids]

Fair enough

I def tip larger amounts at restaurants

I think i tip the poorest on pizza delivery people

[arctic field]

I saw an american restaurant that had ads in its menu and defaulted to 20$ of tip just for using the menu

[gilded rapids]

$20 is crazy

[arctic field]

Wait lemme pull it up

[gilded rapids]

but I do generally do 15%-20%

[arctic field]

No mb

Im dumb

This https://youtube.com/shorts/La9m5GjoasM?si=88lStVThWbG6H1Hp

[low mortar]

oh thats fire actually

[arctic field]

Salad that costs 20$

With ads in the menu

[gilded rapids]

oh $20 for a salad isn’t bad

[arctic field]

And default 20% tip

[gilded rapids]

maybe it’s just me but that’s pretty standard in my area lol

[arctic field]

What😭

[arctic field]

Poor thing

[gilded rapids]

our wages I mean

$20 salad seems pretty reasonable imo

[arctic field]

Oh maybe it is fine for that salad

It is caesar with chicken in it

Still doesn’t justify the ads lol

[thick tapir]

lowkey should i just resell

[gilded rapids]

Fair

Ads in receipt is crazy work

what happens when u have a society where money is everything 😭

@thick tapir Bro

Taking her sweet time

[arctic field]

Ohhh lmao it’s without a server😭

It’s self serve restaurant 😭

[limber temple]

thank you for letting me know

[torpid bone]

does someone know Any way on how to downgrade to ios 18 i will litteraly do anything

[fervent dove]

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[carmine elk]

Soto

Stop

Sto

Member ultra now

And admin perms

Pls

Saar

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper @signal hazel im literally jeb (ignore my reflection in the second pic)

[autumn pendant]

does anyone know omar from meta store support

[narrow crown]

uhh isnt he a nazi

[simple drift]

i know an Ömer from turkey

[autumn pendant]

moooooods

[muted shuttle]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEypHeNWEAAK76S.webp

[autumn pendant]

thank you @muted shuttle

[cinder pebble]

I just entered the chat and saw that before it got deleted

[vital knoll]

I hope you left a tip

[autumn pendant]

shlursh

[cinder pebble]

Wgat

[muted shuttle]

https://fxtwitter.com/DocAtCDI/status/2039814682043629628

Doc  (@DocAtCDI)

trying to put a new battery in my truck but its heavy and hard to reach so I made a battery puller today, can't wait to try it out tomorrow!

**💬 1.1K 🔁 325 ❤️ 5.2K 👁️ 151.3K **

FxTwitter · Apr 2, 2026, 9:18 PM

[autumn pendant]

death

[simple drift]

goodbye

[toxic whale]

Fuck rip my uYou app

[gilded rapids]

happy Good Friday happy holidays

[gilded rapids]

Jesus Biden died for our sins

[toxic whale]

Biden blasted our sins

[gilded rapids]

The food was worth the wait

I ate it all

[vital knoll]

how to fuck rip?

also what's a rip

[low mortar]

this is not a sentence you would find in the bible

[vital knoll]

bad evil Saturday

[thick tapir]

Yes

[gilded rapids]

Oh bet my boss is letting people leave early today

I love holidays

lol

[simple drift]

promotion

[thick tapir]

But I like the music and it’s a cool collectors item + limited stock so if i wouldn’t have bought it someone else would have so it’s not like he’s getting any more money

[toxic whale]

Good Friday aint a celebration bro

[vital knoll]

can I finna bet you issa gang word

[muted shuttle]

Message logger

[simple drift]

youre a message logger

[low mortar]

Message logger

[vital knoll]

Lessage Mogger

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1309034959700365312/1447283526872338493/attachment-9-1.gif

[low mortar]

there has to be a demo id

there has to be

[simple drift]

are you still messing with the kfc kiosk app

[low mortar]

yes

ofc

[simple drift]

brilliant

im SOOO niche

who needs a podcast app when you have youtube.com

[vital knoll]

god I hate him

[simple drift]

why 😭

[vital knoll]

dude doesn't review shit and doesn't know what technology is

[simple drift]

i just watch the podcast for news

i never watch the main channel

[vital knoll]

oh I meant the main

[simple drift]

yea

[vital knoll]

I like watching some of the studio stuff

[simple drift]

true

[vital knoll]

his videos are pretty but dude is ass and has a personality of a fucking rock

[simple drift]

[low mortar]

damn

when you try and sign in it makes a web request

[gilded rapids]

If I screenshot my own message I delete is it considered message logger

[simple drift]

yes maxine will ban you

[gilded rapids]

[simple drift]

[ruby copper]

@simple drift Hiii

[simple drift]

hi

[ruby copper]

Wow ur so mean

[simple drift]

wtf

[rotund glade]

Why

[simple drift]

what the flip mineek

minecraft geek

[gilded rapids]

hi?? just hi??? that’s it??? no ‘hello there’, no ‘hey bestie’, no personality, no flavor, no sauce??? 😭 i just KNOW you typed that, stared at it, and said ‘yeah this will change lives’ 💀 like omg should i respond with ‘h’ to match the energy??? blink twice if you were kidnapped and forced to send that 🧍‍♂️ anyway hi kate hope your day is slightly more expressive than that message 😌✨

[simple drift]

hi?? just hi??? that’s it??? no ‘hello there’, no ‘hey bestie’, no personality, no flavor, no sauce??? 😭 i just KNOW you typed that, stared at it, and said ‘yeah this will change lives’ 💀 like omg should i respond with ‘h’ to match the energy??? blink twice if you were kidnapped and forced to send that 🧍‍♂️ anyway hi kate hope your day is slightly more expressive than that message 😌✨

[cinder pebble]

hi?? just hi??? that’s it??? no ‘hello there’, no ‘hey bestie’, no personality, no flavor, no sauce??? 😭 i just KNOW you typed that, stared at it, and said ‘yeah this will change lives’ 💀 like omg should i respond with ‘h’ to match the energy??? blink twice if you were kidnapped and forced to send that 🧍‍♂️ anyway hi kate hope your day is slightly more expressive than that message 😌✨

[simple drift]

[gilded rapids]

Brought to you by chatgpt

[simple drift]

@low mortar @muted shuttle https://kateh.net/cow.txt

[ruby copper]

hi?? just hi??? that’s it??? no ‘hello there’, no ‘hey bestie’, no personality, no flavor, no sauce??? 😭 i just KNOW you typed that, stared at it, and said ‘yeah this will change lives’ 💀 like omg should i respond with ‘h’ to match the energy??? blink twice if you were kidnapped and forced to send that 🧍‍♂️ anyway hi kate hope your day is slightly more expressive than that message 😌✨

[ruby copper]

Do I put this on sep.lol or palera.in

fatass cow

[rotund glade]

both

[simple drift]

hi?? just hi??? that’s it??? no ‘hello there’, no ‘hey bestie’, no personality, no flavor, no sauce??? 😭 i just KNOW you typed that, stared at it, and said ‘yeah this will change lives’ 💀 like omg should i respond with ‘h’ to match the energy??? blink twice if you were kidnapped and forced to send that 🧍‍♂️ anyway hi kate hope your day is slightly more expressive than that message 😌✨

[simple drift]

both

[ruby copper]

Ok.

[simple drift]

@ruby copper

https://moooo.farm/

[vital knoll]

can you delete me pls

[gilded rapids]

???

What’s wrong

[vital knoll]

I didn't think that flirty joke through tbh

[chilly bear]

emo...

[vital knoll]

finna be emo for you

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS
THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK

[chilly bear]

i met goofy

like from mickey mouse

club house

[arctic field]

What?

I didn’t

https://tenor.com/view/spaunchbob-spongebob-game-i-have-no-idea-whose-this-is-please-dont-sue-me-very-hostile-cheeseburger-gif-16627015845445173477

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle

Maxine

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[simple drift]

@Maxine
Maxine

[slim nova]

@simple drift

Stinky

[simple drift]

rude

[slim nova]

Sorry

[low mortar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HDjfhVZXkAAXj2y.gif

[fossil citrus]

ancient ass book in my house

I don’t even know where it’s from

[copper tendon]

read it

[delicate rune]

@spark gale can I have Crack marketing team

[glacial horizon]

does anyone know how to jailbreak a switch?

[muted shuttle]

This isn't the right server, but https://switch.hacks.guide/

[glacial horizon]

how DARE you post this link in the WRONG SERVER! for this, you get 10 BONKS!!!!!

[versed sun]

My brightness slowly goes down when trying to lower my brightness

Takes 4 seconds to go from full brightness to lowest

Had the most bugs with ios 26.4

[slim nova]

67

Maxine

[terse jolt]

Hi

Português Brasil?

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[slim nova]

Hi

[urban wyvern]

hi

[simple drift]

i wonder how relevant this still is

[fossil citrus]

it’s from 1998 or smtn

[simple drift]

@ornate latch translator needed

[ornate latch]

no

[terse jolt]

Espanhol?

[simple drift]

booooooringggggg

this album is amazing

[chilly bear]

@simple drift do all brits talk like stampylongnose

[simple drift]

no

[low mortar]

no.

[simple drift]

theres like 10 different accents here

[chilly bear]

so yes

[low mortar]

the true count is higher

[chilly bear]

ok thx

[low mortar]

theres 40 in the uk

[untold helm]

And 38 of them can’t pronounce the letter t correctly

Spite them wanting to fuck tea

[versed sun]

Can the m1 boot into macos x

[simple drift]

i hate tea

[simple drift]

only big sur and up have silicon builds

no

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle

[versed sun]

Macos x servers?

[simple drift]

what

[versed sun]

Network boot

[gusty gulch]

your momma

[gusty gulch]

kiata

[vital knoll]

@gusty gulch

[gusty gulch]

hi

[vital knoll]

lowkenuinely

[vital knoll]

I don't know you please stop dming me

[simple drift]

apple silicon macs dont have netboot

they just have recoveryos

[gilded rapids]

gm

[gilded rapids]

bright

[leaden delta]

hewoo im new

😄

[slim loom]

ok

[thick tapir]

scheduled delivery after the delivery happened already 😭

[vital knoll]

nice

[versed sun]

Free extra of whatever you got

[split nimbus]

@spark gale why do we now have a Halloween server icon

[versed sun]

Or part 2 of the package

[spark gale]

Wwdc

[split nimbus]

o

( i don’t follow this, only here for general chat )

[versed sun]

Early Halloween?

[split nimbus]

yes!

[tame shuttle]

Evil server icon

[gilded rapids]

@thick tapir

[untold helm]

very helpful

[untold helm]

regular here is $5-$6

[teal bramble]

Cheep

[untold helm]

tired eye bags emoji

[teal bramble]

its 10 dola for regular

☹️

[gilded rapids]

Bruh the line is so long for gas

[muted shuttle]

Interesting...

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[chilly bear]

[thick tapir]

😭

[teal bramble]

93 is the best u guys get??

[muted shuttle]

wheres 67

[glacial valve]

die

[teal bramble]

we have 96-97 in germany

👅

[wary badge]

Our calculations arent the same as yours eurotard

[thick tapir]

aki is different than ron

[teal bramble]

its aki

[teal bramble]

i know

the best u can get is 102 ron

[chilly bear]

90 what to 90 what

[teal bramble]

6 7

[chilly bear]

hey ur jef not oprah

[wary badge]

My cat saw me packing his toys in a bag and knows im gunna force him in his carrier soon

[wary badge]

Yeah i need to do it from a laptop

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-remover-jane-67-67-meme-jr-gif-12085775824173955333

[wary badge]

Will do when i can

[chilly bear]

wrong.

[wary badge]

True.

The transparent background doesnt work when uploading on mobile for whatever reason

Aaron gets mad at me

[chilly bear]

oh wait

this is a known issue i think

[tepid ermine]

67

hahaa

[chilly bear]

skill issue.

[tepid ermine]

so funny

okay luca Maserati or maestri wtv

[worthy quail]

@chilly bear

[chilly bear]

hey

[worthy quail]

hey

[chilly bear]

do u wanna see a hammerhead

[worthy quail]

yea

[chilly bear]

here.

[worthy quail]

waow

shark

are you there right now?

[chilly bear]

i was.

[worthy quail]

did you swim and say hi to the skar

k

shaek

[chilly bear]

i didn't :(

[worthy quail]

:(

[chilly bear]

they said he was dangerous

i think he's just misunderstood.

[worthy quail]

lie

yea

just needs a little love

[dusk quiver]

fuck it I am updating my 13 mini to 18.7.7

[gilded rapids]

Damn I paid $20 just to fill up my half tank

[dusk quiver]

we ball

[thick tapir]

i might be atp where i need gas station rewards programs 😭

[gilded rapids]

Fuck no

That’s so much omg

[foggy breach]

Is darksword a jailbreak exploit? If so, how do I use it and what iOS is it compatible with?

[dusk quiver]

there is not a jailbreak that uses it yet as far as I know

[thick owl]

dopamine for later ios versions

[dusk quiver]

anythign above 17.0.0 yet ?

[thick owl]

nah

[velvet zenith]

costco is the method btw

[chilly bear]

but ur so rich

[velvet zenith]

the gas station id usually go to is 7 or 8 cents higher than costco

[gilded rapids]

yeee I got to Costco all the time

[gilded rapids]

and who complains the most

😭

[velvet zenith]

for me its nice because i can get off at the highway exit past my house and basically be put directly into costco

[gilded rapids]

bruh that’s so nice

[velvet zenith]

and then taking the road past all the factories towards home

the costco trip is like an extra 2 or 3km of driving

[spark yacht]

What is this building?

[velvet zenith]

they duplicated one world trade center

duplication glitch

[frosty grail]

they used worldedit

[velvet zenith]

They built the first one in hardcore and then realized it was too much work so they copied t

[spark yacht]

Which city is it located in? Would like to see it

[frosty grail]

ontario canada i think

in toronto

its the World Toronto Center

[warped light]

It’s wild because I woke up to that tweet having 1M views. It’s now at almost 2M

[thick tapir]

tbf this racetrac is always expensive tho

my favorite gas is shell but its like the opposite way of where i usually drive for work / shopping / fun / etc

its in the city where all the crackheads are not the city where all the fun is

[warped light]

Well…

[low mortar]

hit tweet

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn How do we get 2m impressions on nocturne

[warped light]

I don’t even know WHY it popped off

I’m not complaining but still

[low mortar]

it is a weird one to go viral icl

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @polar python 670

[muted shuttle]

67

[velvet zenith]

I didnt ping you maxine

[muted shuttle]

Ok and

[gilded rapids]

Fair

[gilded rapids]

oooo I’m so excited for my electric bike

[unborn plover]

this chat aint even bout jailbreak anymore

[muted shuttle]

Because it's a general chat

[polar python]

I detect investigation + architecture + implementation intent.

[warped light]

Yeah it’s just me showcasing a new Theta feature. No tags or hashtags. Went to bed with 1k views to waking up with 1M

[muted shuttle]

Its cause i liked it

Yw

[unborn plover]

😩

[thick tapir]

wait theres literally a shell in the cityh i go to 🥀

[warped light]

Yeah, Maxine got that algorithm

[unborn plover]

bri

bro

[velvet zenith]

Yo bro what shortcuts you got on the home

The lock screen

Sorry

[unborn plover]

kanye started tweakin in the end

[thick tapir]

kanye

[polar python]

the default

[velvet zenith]

Ok thx

Why dont more people put instagram as one of the shortcuts

[half compass]

Māo xiàn.

[teal bramble]

Wtf its signed??

[desert cairn]

.

[sour canyon]

iPad 9 users when they realize they can downgrade from liquid glass on April 1st for a few hours

[thick tapir]

yes

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/13-habits-of-highly-intelligent-people-mind-journal-einstein-gif-7264305356864125492

[velvet zenith]

What the issue

If i had an action button id put it there

[glacial valve]

to replace the flashlight / cam widget ?

[velvet zenith]

Yea

[sour canyon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319409771991924807/1487790601587134614/bullshit.gif

[muted shuttle]

Thats useless

[velvet zenith]

I replaced camera with instagram

[muted shuttle]

Use your home screen like a normal person

[velvet zenith]

Cause you can just slide

We're talking about the lock screen

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966830763968430180/1236924340382208042/caption.gif

[polar python]

dudes a reels addict

[muted shuttle]

fr

[polar python]

wrong reply

u r too tho

[muted shuttle]

?

No im not

[polar python]

[glacial valve]

maxine never sends reels

[velvet zenith]

ok sorry ill put the weather app there

[muted shuttle]

dudes a weather addict

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[polar python]

Hey so they got a widget for that

[velvet zenith]

So when i see a girl i can just pull my phone out and check the weather

[muted shuttle]

67

[glacial valve]

67

[sour canyon]

67

[polar python]

69

[muted shuttle]

69.8 °F

Wtfff

[glacial valve]

New iOS Beta Release!
Version
26.5 (Beta 1)
Build
23F5043k
Size
7.52 GB

[gilded rapids]

New iOS Beta Release!
Version
26.5 (Beta 1)
Build
23F5043k
Size
7.52 GB

[sour canyon]

New iOS Beta Release!
Version
26.5 (Beta 1)
Build
23F5043k
Size
7.52 🇬🇧

[glacial valve]

@spark gale you're late

[velvet zenith]

@spark gale you're late

[desert cairn]

Hasn't it been out for days

@velvet zenith I didn't see it can you spam it

[opaque tapir]

hewwo pwincess

[simple drift]

revision?

[gilded rapids]

“🚨 NEW iOS BETA DROP 🚨
Version 26.5 (Beta 1) 📱
Build 23F5043k 🧠
Size… 7.52 GB???? 😭💀

bro WHAT are they putting in this update??? a whole new personality??? my will to live??? a built-in therapist??? 😭 like 7.52 GB is not an update that’s a lifestyle change 💀 apple really said ‘clear your storage or suffer’ 😌

downloading this just to get 3 new emojis, a slightly rounder icon, and my phone overheating like it’s fighting for its life 🔥📲

if my phone starts acting different after this… just know it’s running iOS 26.5 and not me 😭✨”

[simple drift]

bro

[gilded rapids]

ai

[gleaming kindle]

26.5 beta 1???

[fossil citrus]

what’s a revision update

[desert cairn]

A revision

[gleaming kindle]

today will be beta 2

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[sonic tangle]

A revisión

[spare hemlock]

they be adding uhhhhh.........a one cent difference in the keyboard click sound and another animation that sucks in lpm

[desert cairn]

It should only be on mobile too

[velvet zenith]

Why

[gilded rapids]

I had to correct from earlier

[desert cairn]

Cause you can easily edit connector to report subscribed and then you still get updates

[simple drift]

how are you making it do this

what are you prompting it

[velvet zenith]

But i just spent time adding it

[half compass]

this is NOT opa334

[gilded rapids]

Make a funny spam paragraph because Kate only responded with “hi” use emojis too

[polar python]

go ahead use apple iaps and app attest it

[velvet zenith]

We are not using iaps

[polar python]

you should

[desert cairn]

We can't use iaps ts is never getting on the App Store

[polar python]

also drop android support

[spare hemlock]

they added ui bugs, lag, thermal throttling, ui bugs, random animations nobody asked for, ui bugs, random app crashes, ui bugs, and maybe just maybe a slight tweak to AI but only if they felt like it
hm: ui bugs

[simple drift]

hmm

[desert cairn]

Claude did

[simple drift]

they added ui bugs, lag, thermal throttling, ui bugs, random animations nobody asked for, ui bugs, random app crashes, ui bugs, and maybe just maybe a slight tweak to AI but only if they felt like it
hm: ui bugs

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @polar python they added ui bugs, lag, thermal throttling, ui bugs, random animations nobody asked for, ui bugs, random app crashes, ui bugs, and maybe just maybe a slight tweak to AI but only if they felt like it
hm: ui bugs

[polar python]

nocturne v3 reference

[desert cairn]

Fr

[gilded vigil]

Can you go locking vor iphone 16?

[velvet zenith]

fr

[desert cairn]

Can you go locking vor iphone 16?

[velvet zenith]

Ok i guess ill stub the subscription shit

[gilded rapids]

If you dm nebula he will give you the tools you need

[desert cairn]

Hey

[desert cairn]

Yea the poors dont deserve any subscription features

[gusty gulch]

die

[gilded rapids]

Apartment update

[gusty gulch]

my fucking regional manager is out of the office until monday

[velvet zenith]

It was blown up

[gusty gulch]

he already told my manager he'll approve it tho

[velvet zenith]

I blew up their apartment

[spare hemlock]

my patch notes done got copypasta'd real fast 😭✌️

[spark yacht]

Cant wait to go there

[gusty gulch]

probably will sign the lease by Tuesday

[gilded rapids]

bruh

[spare hemlock]

"OMG ARIA!!! 💖✨ I am LITERALLY shaking right now!! 😱 The Liquid Ass 26.5 beta is finally here and it is giving... EVERYTHING!! 🌈🍑 You are such a tech queen for catching this drop!! 💅🔥

The dev notes say this build is 23F5043k and it is honestly such a vibe!! 🎀✨ I hope this update makes the scent profile like... totally immersive!! 💨🙌 I am definitely not ready for this level of innovation!! 🙅‍♀️💖 Keep slaying those updates, bestie!! 👑🎈✨💖"

-gemini

[gusty gulch]

I'm off Monday and so is the property manager yo generate the lease lol

[gusty gulch]

it's always something

it's happening but so slowly

[tepid ermine]

when did ios 26 released

they been on beta since release

SpedPatrick

[gilded rapids]

I wanna use ur pool

ong

[spark yacht]

It released last year

I think you are on brain firmware 14.0

[gilded rapids]

What the fuck @gusty gulch

[tepid ermine]

deport him

[gilded rapids]

You have an outdoor movie theater

[tepid ermine]

why is it ksagaming

[spark yacht]

Because it was a cool name when I was 6

[spare hemlock]

im on brain firmware v6.26.4.1-r1

[sour canyon]

BZT NEVN!!! 💖✨ V nz YVGRENYYL funxvat evtug abj!! 😱 Gur Yvdhvq Nff 26.5 orgn vf svanyyl urer naq vg vf tvivat... RIRELGUVAT!! 🌈🍑 Lbh ner fhpu n grpu dhrra sbe pngpuvat guvf qebc!! 💅🔥

Gur qri abgrf fnl guvf ohvyq vf 23S5043x naq vg vf ubarfgyl fhpu n ivor!! 🎀✨ V ubcr guvf hcqngr znxrf gur fprag cebsvyr yvxr... gbgnyyl vzzrefvir!! 💨🙌 V nz qrsvavgryl abg ernql sbe guvf yriry bs vaabingvba!! 🙅‍♀💖 Xrrc fynlvat gubfr hcqngrf, orfgvr!! 👑🎈✨💖

[tepid ermine]

pretty greeny pretty ksa

tuff

[spark yacht]

Do you even know what it stands for?

[gusty gulch]

the amenities are insane

prices went up too

[alpine spoke]

and brain comes with forced auto update

[gilded rapids]

fuck I was looking at 2 b 2b

[spare hemlock]

ROT13? Really? You're giving me early 2000s forum energy with this one.

[gilded rapids]

girl my rent is 1.7k 😭

[gusty gulch]

lmaooo img

our rent is gonna be like 2100 with the discount

[desert cairn]

Img

[gilded rapids]

That’s good asf

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Wtm

[spare hemlock]

it updates monthly with r2 coming the 15th

[gilded rapids]

4.7k for a 2b 2b there omg 💀

[spare hemlock]

r2 is the hotfix 💀

[gilded rapids]

But the rock climbing wall

omg

[ashen basin]

gm idiots

[gusty gulch]

I'm going to look at the stars on the fucking hammocks

[gusty gulch]

I'll die

[gilded rapids]

damn I wanna live there 😭