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Your time is soon.
Ok
What ?
L
Oh maybe because i dragged it to telegram
Wow
Have fun
Which one you want
development.cer
Nah
Ok
Thx
Here you go
hey i have one of them
Sorry slow upload
Ok
Im on 1 bar of lte rn
Filter bypass
⚠️
On a mac ?
My free certificates never expiring
Is this mac stupid ?
I win
U only get 3 apps though
And sign weekly
Idc
yall i think my 14 pm
Sideloadly refreshes automatically
is kinda cooked
Gallon of mayonnaise
For idk how much
@desert cairn Good morning ❤️
Hi
Hi
That guys stupid
Hi
@desert cairn Hi
Hello
Hi
@desert cairn Hi
@desert cairn Is nocturne abandonware ?
Fuck you you cunt
Hi
Rule 1
Hi
I apologise miss admin.
@teal bramble
@simple drift
@teal bramble
@simple drift
hi
Probably some transgender on the west coast
Spam
No it was me
Proof
Hoi! Hoe kan ik u vandaag van dienst zijn?
Thanks
U can tell it’s me because of the ipod
que
i cant tell if its ur iPod
no hablo
Nah u gotta hold it up to your discord


Bună! Cum pot să vă ajut astazi?
30 minute arrival window is fucking wild wtf
Is my ipod not enough
Uber eats your food
or 20 minutes shit
@velvet zenith नमस्ते! आज मैं आपकी कैसे मदद कर सकता हूँ?
Fuck are u on about
I have a picture of some on my mac book pro
i win
The area I live in is really spread out
mct oil
benzyl benzoate
benzyl alcohol
estradiol cypionate
If I drove there it would be 25ish mins
@muted shuttle Rule 1
How is this rule 1 v
7 cities all poorly designed. Love my state
It just says Hello how can i assist you today in hindi

all of the uk is poorly designed
false u have public transport and walkable cities z
Its rule 1

no it is NOT
@teal bramble Yo u wanna take my wwdc invite
U have not shown me proof that u got accepted
barely functional public transport
Hi
Ill take it
Im busy
add another s
yall just need ur empire back again
Im busys
busys ?
i forgot about this
turn the y and s around
must be the water
im buys
busy with vibecoding
fact check true
Ohh
fr
Lenovo
buy rnsss2
Lenovo
Lenovo
Okay i will
IBM
Can you make it work in apps
ThinkPad
make what work in apps
Yes
okay
Thanks
@desert cairn Circles
done
Icraze
pirate rune
@teal bramble
@spark gale
They added tung tung tung sahur in fortnite
That’s peak
Yooo
cum pot ???
Free?
“I hate reddit” - reddit bot
bro
Ok
my coworker asked me what the fuck is that
LMAO
@muted shuttle m4 pro 48 512 1500
what the fuck is what
It has mdm
please don't.
Useless
I have been informed that it can be bypassed
lmao
Mods
Im hiding my hrt in a computer next to my desk
Theyll never find it there
playstation 2 fat hard drive bay
best hiding spot
for
drugs
ide to sata board
@muted shuttle Toyota
Chrysler
i cant find a network adapter at all
Honda
@velvet zenith I copied a Twitter post to send and I can't remember if its rjb safe or not
Mazda
@velvet zenith I copied a Twitter post to send and I can't remember if its rjb safe or not
i wanna do the
send it in the israeli gc
thing
Send in dms
nope
Moon
I'll see.
psbbn
Why
send it pussy
inside of the pole in ur closet. trust.
Nvm I remembered
You have like 5 different places to send it and try it
I’m sending all my moon pics chat
Bad
It is safe
But miata
Send it
maza mx 5 miat
macos ventura is 13 right
Let us see.
10G USB-C Ethernet adapters are now a thing... just ordered one ($87 shipped to US), probably will run out of first batch quickly: https://t.co/hqrqERQWTO
not all mx5s are miatas
Yea
what are you hiding in there
Copied to send to shep :/
What else would it be then
i <3 pop up headlights
not all miatas have pop up headlights
Why they illegal
unfortunate .
Ohh i know
in the eu yes

na/nb/nc/nd whatever
hurry up
Wow
nothing
I want miat
damn she looks like a nice person I gotta tip more than $1😭
how much do they sell for even
hello bigots
Umm
Lowkey depends on what generation and condition of the car
Good condition with the pop up head lights
not real
are u getting a new car
also depending on the design of your bedframe there should be a lip between the wooden slats and the frame itself where u can store stuff
??!
Me ?
hello cunts
probably like $4-6k
Nop
Hello
I’m looking into getting 2026 accord or 2026 Camry I can’t decide
greetings
What the fuck Why Are They So Expensive
hello bigot
miat
Hello Kate
hi
makes sense
If i ever get a miata ... I will take good care of it
@simple drift Hi
@teal bramble hi
@simple drift Hi
@teal bramble hi
@teal bramble which interior do you like more
@teal bramble which interior do you like more
accord better lowkey
the 2nd one
the Camry offers a full moonroof tho
hi
2nd one looks more spacey
it looks nice
thats like new condition bruh
hello rich cunts
Hmm the Camry does look more bold
get a nissan ariya 🙏
wow so cute
dleovl alt
@teal bramble @muted shuttle Do i have to
Yea
yes
miata 💜
I had a lil Nissan Versa sv during my undergrad in college
Get a volkswagen tiguan
it was a fun cheap point A to B car. lol
This
@gilded rapids Get a nissan cube
ok shut up goobers
@gilded rapids Get a renault twinko
why wat
twink
I’m Asian bro
So ?
Toyota and Honda ❤️
get a honda cunt
first try
But I do love Lexus and BMW
🖕
@gilded rapids get a beamer
😭
They’re good cars but only for entry level cars not something to have fun in
Why did my phone just go to full volume by itself
or just get a bmw lol
I had my dads old 2012 5 series bmw until college
wtf
lexus is js toyota so yeah
lucky
lexus is just a luxury toyota
@muted shuttle Why doesnt this work
Idk
@muted shuttle Why doesnt this work
i want ios 18 jb now
My car history
Before uni dads 2012 5 series
During college 2021 Nissan Versa SV (for uni use)
I currently drive a 2023 civic sport
this must feel so good to my mac...
I wish
just shut up
just shut up
computer abuse
If I had a good money I’d deff get a S63 AMG
Get a s680 maybach
what could possibly be using 26gb of ram
Ooo true
hey binja should have been able to allocate more than 10gb of ram before freezing
can u believe they put 4 cylinders on that thing
ventura is like the exact same as sequoia why did i make this a vm
hmm actually I won’t mind looking into a compact suv like a rav4
@gilded rapids what do u think about audis
good quality I had an Audi phase one point of my life
which audis
I’m just used to German cars good but expensive in repair and gas
idk r8
expensive in repair how
arch linux is full of femboys who dickride twinkpads
i want a s6
also delicious
or a6
nice comfy family car
in the States German cars like BMW, Mercedes, and Audi cost a lot to repair and maintain
They’re seen as luxury
@muted shuttle how do i make a macos snow leopard vm
I guess the way Cadillac would be over there
Volkswagen is a german car and if u put apple juice in a 1.9 TDI (which doesnt exist due to poopy emissions) it would work
it is indestructible
shut up bigots
True…
i live like 30km away from the volkswagen headquarters
and i have a pretty nice discount
its really hot
can this hurry up
And i got an internship at them
:3
fire
fr
do you get it straight out of the factory
yes
ok I had to google for a quick moment
1.9 Volkswagen TDI mentioned
Its so fire
My ex drove a Volkswagen it was pretty reliable I will say that
Legendary engine
dude fr
They needed to put that in a Lamborghini

everyone shut up
entry level lamborghini
Don’t insult the tdi
ngl 1.9 tdi can get far cuz ive seen people tune the shit out of them
True
RAV4 2026 I do not like this infotainment screen 😭
its blocky
Yeah
@fading panther ur canadian right ??
ipad
Nope live in the us
Oh
@chrome wharf why you leave
im surprised u got to a 1.9 tdi in the first place then
google me rabbi
My brother in Christ i hate all the iPad on screen ones
So I drive an old car
@fading panther @teal bramble @muted shuttle Nissan Sentra 2026 interior lol
finna buy a car with no steering wheel
issa all ai

looks ass
yeah idk what im gonna do when my 12 year old car craps out
right amount of tech
one small resistive touch screen
just buy a pre 2022 car and ur fine
Fix it
modded wireless apple carplay
guys I’m famous I searched up vphone cli and the forst result is mine
oh yes sir, i already work on my own cars
Im driving my rav4 until the engine dies
What year
the second one
2010
i curse u upon metal confetti transmission
I lowkey wished this happened though (WWDC 2022)
thankfully can't happen on mine kekw
moo
PDK do be the most goated auto 🙏
if only bruh that CarPlay concept looked good
My food needs to hurry up 😭
Sorry
Sorry
I tip $1 per mile
that's my benchmark lol
bye
Bro’s food will arrive in 5-6 business days
signed bully
yeah?
Who tips anyone
I don’t see anything wrong with tipping 😭
Idk I just saw it like a courtesy thing
Like opening the door for someone and smiling
Ig but 5$ on top of delivery fees is diabolical
It’s dumb
Maybe like a buck or two
Is courtesy
Fair enough
I def tip larger amounts at restaurants
I think i tip the poorest on pizza delivery people
I saw an american restaurant that had ads in its menu and defaulted to 20$ of tip just for using the menu
$20 is crazy
Wait lemme pull it up
but I do generally do 15%-20%
oh thats fire actually
oh $20 for a salad isn’t bad
And default 20% tip
maybe it’s just me but that’s pretty standard in my area lol
What😭
Poor thing
Oh maybe it is fine for that salad
It is caesar with chicken in it
Still doesn’t justify the ads lol
lowkey should i just resell
Fair
Ads in receipt is crazy work
what happens when u have a society where money is everything 😭
@thick tapir Bro
Taking her sweet time
Ohhh lmao it’s without a server😭
It’s self serve restaurant 😭
thank you for letting me know
does someone know Any way on how to downgrade to ios 18 i will litteraly do anything
It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.
You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.
@ruby copper @signal hazel im literally jeb (ignore my reflection in the second pic)
does anyone know omar from meta store support
uhh isnt he a nazi
i know an Ömer from turkey
moooooods
thank you @muted shuttle
I just entered the chat and saw that before it got deleted
I hope you left a tip
shlursh
Wgat
death
goodbye
Fuck rip my uYou app
happy Good Friday happy holidays
Jesus Biden died for our sins
Biden blasted our sins
this is not a sentence you would find in the bible
bad evil Saturday
Yes
promotion
But I like the music and it’s a cool collectors item + limited stock so if i wouldn’t have bought it someone else would have so it’s not like he’s getting any more money
Good Friday aint a celebration bro 
can I finna bet you issa gang word
Message logger
youre a message logger
Message logger
Lessage Mogger
are you still messing with the kfc kiosk app
god I hate him
why 😭
dude doesn't review shit and doesn't know what technology is
oh I meant the main
yea
I like watching some of the studio stuff
true
his videos are pretty but dude is ass and has a personality of a fucking rock

If I screenshot my own message I delete is it considered message logger
yes maxine will ban you


@simple drift Hiii
hi
Wow ur so mean
wtf
Why
hi?? just hi??? that’s it??? no ‘hello there’, no ‘hey bestie’, no personality, no flavor, no sauce??? 😭 i just KNOW you typed that, stared at it, and said ‘yeah this will change lives’ 💀 like omg should i respond with ‘h’ to match the energy??? blink twice if you were kidnapped and forced to send that 🧍♂️ anyway hi kate hope your day is slightly more expressive than that message 😌✨
hi?? just hi??? that’s it??? no ‘hello there’, no ‘hey bestie’, no personality, no flavor, no sauce??? 😭 i just KNOW you typed that, stared at it, and said ‘yeah this will change lives’ 💀 like omg should i respond with ‘h’ to match the energy??? blink twice if you were kidnapped and forced to send that 🧍♂️ anyway hi kate hope your day is slightly more expressive than that message 😌✨
hi?? just hi??? that’s it??? no ‘hello there’, no ‘hey bestie’, no personality, no flavor, no sauce??? 😭 i just KNOW you typed that, stared at it, and said ‘yeah this will change lives’ 💀 like omg should i respond with ‘h’ to match the energy??? blink twice if you were kidnapped and forced to send that 🧍♂️ anyway hi kate hope your day is slightly more expressive than that message 😌✨

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@low mortar @muted shuttle https://kateh.net/cow.txt
hi?? just hi??? that’s it??? no ‘hello there’, no ‘hey bestie’, no personality, no flavor, no sauce??? 😭 i just KNOW you typed that, stared at it, and said ‘yeah this will change lives’ 💀 like omg should i respond with ‘h’ to match the energy??? blink twice if you were kidnapped and forced to send that 🧍♂️ anyway hi kate hope your day is slightly more expressive than that message 😌✨
Do I put this on sep.lol or palera.in
fatass cow
both
hi?? just hi??? that’s it??? no ‘hello there’, no ‘hey bestie’, no personality, no flavor, no sauce??? 😭 i just KNOW you typed that, stared at it, and said ‘yeah this will change lives’ 💀 like omg should i respond with ‘h’ to match the energy??? blink twice if you were kidnapped and forced to send that 🧍♂️ anyway hi kate hope your day is slightly more expressive than that message 😌✨
both
Ok.
can you delete me pls
I didn't think that flirty joke through tbh
emo...
finna be emo for you
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS
THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK
Hi
@Maxine
Maxine
rude
Sorry
read it
@spark gale can I have Crack marketing team
does anyone know how to jailbreak a switch?
This isn't the right server, but https://switch.hacks.guide/
Switch CFW Guide.
how DARE you post this link in the WRONG SERVER! for this, you get 10 BONKS!!!!!
My brightness slowly goes down when trying to lower my brightness
Takes 4 seconds to go from full brightness to lowest
Had the most bugs with ios 26.4
Hi
Hi
hi
i wonder how relevant this still is
it’s from 1998 or smtn
@ornate latch translator needed
no
Espanhol?
@simple drift do all brits talk like stampylongnose
theres like 10 different accents here
so yes
the true count is higher
ok thx
theres 40 in the uk
And 38 of them can’t pronounce the letter t correctly
Spite them wanting to fuck tea
Can the m1 boot into macos x
i hate tea
@muted shuttle
Macos x servers?
what
Network boot
your momma
kiata
@gusty gulch
hi
lowkenuinely
I don't know you please stop dming me
apple silicon macs dont have netboot
they just have recoveryos
gm
bright
ok
scheduled delivery after the delivery happened already 😭
nice
Free extra of whatever you got
@spark gale why do we now have a Halloween server icon
Or part 2 of the package
Early Halloween?
yes!
Evil server icon
@thick tapir 
very helpful
regular here is $5-$6
Cheep
tired eye bags emoji
Bruh the line is so long for gas
Interesting...
Sorry

93 is the best u guys get??
wheres 67
die
Our calculations arent the same as yours eurotard
aki is different than ron
its aki
i know
the best u can get is 102 ron
90 what to 90 what
6 7
hey ur jef not oprah
My cat saw me packing his toys in a bag and knows im gunna force him in his carrier soon
Yeah i need to do it from a laptop
Will do when i can
wrong.
True.
The transparent background doesnt work when uploading on mobile for whatever reason
Aaron gets mad at me
skill issue.
@chilly bear
hey
hey
do u wanna see a hammerhead
yea
here.
i was.
i didn't :(
:(
fuck it I am updating my 13 mini to 18.7.7
Damn I paid $20 just to fill up my half tank
we ball
i might be atp where i need gas station rewards programs 😭
Is darksword a jailbreak exploit? If so, how do I use it and what iOS is it compatible with?
there is not a jailbreak that uses it yet as far as I know
dopamine for later ios versions
anythign above 17.0.0 yet ?
nah
costco is the method btw
but ur so rich
the gas station id usually go to is 7 or 8 cents higher than costco
yeee I got to Costco all the time
for me its nice because i can get off at the highway exit past my house and basically be put directly into costco
bruh that’s so nice
and then taking the road past all the factories towards home
the costco trip is like an extra 2 or 3km of driving
What is this building?
they used worldedit
They built the first one in hardcore and then realized it was too much work so they copied t
Which city is it located in? Would like to see it
ontario canada i think
in toronto
its the World Toronto Center
It’s wild because I woke up to that tweet having 1M views. It’s now at almost 2M 
tbf this racetrac is always expensive tho
my favorite gas is shell but its like the opposite way of where i usually drive for work / shopping / fun / etc
its in the city where all the crackheads are not the city where all the fun is
Well…
hit tweet
@desert cairn How do we get 2m impressions on nocturne
I don’t even know WHY it popped off
I’m not complaining but still
it is a weird one to go viral icl
@desert cairn @polar python 670
67
I didnt ping you maxine
Ok and
Fair
oooo I’m so excited for my electric bike
this chat aint even bout jailbreak anymore 
Because it's a general chat
I detect investigation + architecture + implementation intent.
Yeah it’s just me showcasing a new Theta feature. No tags or hashtags. Went to bed with 1k views to waking up with 1M
😩
wait theres literally a shell in the cityh i go to 🥀
Yeah, Maxine got that algorithm
Yo bro what shortcuts you got on the home
The lock screen
Sorry
kanye started tweakin in the end
kanye
the default
Māo xiàn.
Wtf its signed??
iPad 9 users when they realize they can downgrade from liquid glass on April 1st for a few hours
yes
to replace the flashlight / cam widget ?
Yea
Thats useless
I replaced camera with instagram
Use your home screen like a normal person
dudes a reels addict
fr

maxine never sends reels
ok sorry ill put the weather app there
dudes a weather addict
Sorry
Hey so they got a widget for that
So when i see a girl i can just pull my phone out and check the weather
67
67
67
69
New iOS Beta Release!
Version
26.5 (Beta 1)
Build
23F5043k
Size
7.52 GB
New iOS Beta Release!
Version
26.5 (Beta 1)
Build
23F5043k
Size
7.52 GB
New iOS Beta Release!
Version
26.5 (Beta 1)
Build
23F5043k
Size
7.52 🇬🇧
@spark gale you're late
@spark gale you're late
hewwo pwincess
revision?
“🚨 NEW iOS BETA DROP 🚨
Version 26.5 (Beta 1) 📱
Build 23F5043k 🧠
Size… 7.52 GB???? 😭💀
bro WHAT are they putting in this update??? a whole new personality??? my will to live??? a built-in therapist??? 😭 like 7.52 GB is not an update that’s a lifestyle change 💀 apple really said ‘clear your storage or suffer’ 😌
downloading this just to get 3 new emojis, a slightly rounder icon, and my phone overheating like it’s fighting for its life 🔥📲
if my phone starts acting different after this… just know it’s running iOS 26.5 and not me 😭✨”
bro
ai
26.5 beta 1???
what’s a revision update
A revision
today will be beta 2
@desert cairn
A revisión
they be adding uhhhhh.........a one cent difference in the keyboard click sound and another animation that sucks in lpm
It should only be on mobile too
Why
I had to correct from earlier
Cause you can easily edit connector to report subscribed and then you still get updates
how are you making it do this
what are you prompting it
But i just spent time adding it
this is NOT opa334
Make a funny spam paragraph because Kate only responded with “hi” use emojis too
go ahead use apple iaps and app attest it
We are not using iaps
you should
We can't use iaps ts is never getting on the App Store
also drop android support
they added ui bugs, lag, thermal throttling, ui bugs, random animations nobody asked for, ui bugs, random app crashes, ui bugs, and maybe just maybe a slight tweak to AI but only if they felt like it
hm: ui bugs
hmm
Claude did
they added ui bugs, lag, thermal throttling, ui bugs, random animations nobody asked for, ui bugs, random app crashes, ui bugs, and maybe just maybe a slight tweak to AI but only if they felt like it
hm: ui bugs
@desert cairn @polar python they added ui bugs, lag, thermal throttling, ui bugs, random animations nobody asked for, ui bugs, random app crashes, ui bugs, and maybe just maybe a slight tweak to AI but only if they felt like it
hm: ui bugs
nocturne v3 reference
Fr
Can you go locking vor iphone 16?
fr
Can you go locking vor iphone 16?
Ok i guess ill stub the subscription shit
If you dm nebula he will give you the tools you need
Hey
Yea the poors dont deserve any subscription features
die
Apartment update
my fucking regional manager is out of the office until monday
It was blown up
he already told my manager he'll approve it tho
I blew up their apartment
my patch notes done got copypasta'd real fast 😭✌️
Cant wait to go there
probably will sign the lease by Tuesday
bruh
"OMG ARIA!!! 💖✨ I am LITERALLY shaking right now!! 😱 The Liquid Ass 26.5 beta is finally here and it is giving... EVERYTHING!! 🌈🍑 You are such a tech queen for catching this drop!! 💅🔥
The dev notes say this build is 23F5043k and it is honestly such a vibe!! 🎀✨ I hope this update makes the scent profile like... totally immersive!! 💨🙌 I am definitely not ready for this level of innovation!! 🙅♀️💖 Keep slaying those updates, bestie!! 👑🎈✨💖"
-gemini
I'm off Monday and so is the property manager yo generate the lease lol
It released last year
I think you are on brain firmware 14.0
What the fuck @gusty gulch
deport him
You have an outdoor movie theater
why is it ksagaming
Because it was a cool name when I was 6
im on brain firmware v6.26.4.1-r1
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Do you even know what it stands for?
the amenities are insane
prices went up too
and brain comes with forced auto update
fuck I was looking at 2 b 2b
ROT13? Really? You're giving me early 2000s forum energy with this one.
girl my rent is 1.7k 😭
lmaooo img
our rent is gonna be like 2100 with the discount
Img
That’s good asf
@velvet zenith Wtm
it updates monthly with r2 coming the 15th
4.7k for a 2b 2b there omg 💀
r2 is the hotfix 💀
gm idiots
I'm going to look at the stars on the fucking hammocks
I'll die
damn I wanna live there 😭

