general

[half compass]

wrong kiwi

[pure tiger]

Np big dog

We all kiwis out here, at heart

[half compass]

[thick tapir]

ily

@north goblet u chill?

[jovial bison]

Hey um how do I uninfect my phone

iOS 18.6

I got hacked

Typing from an iOS 26 iPad

[narrow crown]

throw it in the ocean and forget you ever had it

get a fake id and move to europe

[tame shuttle]

“Don’t let SGA get MVP” monkeys paw curls

[narrow crown]

you're compromised

[chilly bear]

ggs

that's why u should've gotten an android

[untold helm]

how do you know it was from darksword/phone, we had a reddit post like yesterday where it was revealed it was their computer

[potent mulch]

If a website is saying you've been hacked, you havent.

[untold helm]

not entirely true but usually you are correct

[polar python]

attention all broke people

cash app is doing 50% off playstation store

transmission over

[jovial bison]

I’m pretty sure it was dark sword

My friend visited the website for me

Idk

[untold helm]

what stated or gave off you were hacked?

[jovial bison]

He did something weird

[untold helm]

how do you know you were hacked or whatever?

[jovial bison]

Playlist in my Apple Music and email from my account blackmailing me with photos of me getting changed

[polar python]

if you truly got hacked you can’t “disinfect” the phone

you’re on a vulnerable version

that’s just how it is

until someone makes a tweak to patch it

[jovial bison]

Main

[potent mulch]

Then just reboot your phone, its not presistent. But it doesnt change the fact if it actually was darksword your info is on a chinese marketplace.

[jovial bison]

Well idk

[untold helm]

if they can't send the photos of you changing in question it's a generic ass phishing email

[jovial bison]

No it said from my iCloud

They said they had photos of me

Not shown

[chilly bear]

must've been darksword.

[untold helm]

exactly

[chilly bear]

couldn't be anything else.

[potent mulch]

scareware

[untold helm]

it could have been a generic phishing email

[polar python]

can you show the email

[thick owl]

show email ^

[jovial bison]

Mine

[untold helm]

assuming they can not show any of the stolen photos in question

[jovial bison]

Wait shit

[chilly bear]

can you show the pictures of you getting changed

[thick owl]

No, the email that was sent

[polar python]

i mean the email they sent you lol

[thick owl]

😭

[thick owl]

^

[untold helm]

bro 😭

[thick owl]

💔

[jovial bison]

You deadass?

[chilly bear]

yes.

send in dm pls.

[jovial bison]

Fuh nah

[chilly bear]

[jovial bison]

It said from * instert my email * to * insert my email *

[thick owl]

This can be generic phising still

[untold helm]

@jovial bison its a generic ass phishing email and you can ignore/block it if they cannot actually show any of photos in question

[thick owl]

^

[jovial bison]

I didn’t block

[untold helm]

its the classic haha i saw you watching porn via a virus give me money

[thick owl]

^^

[chilly bear]

and ur sure ur friend that has access to ur phone which has ur pictures and ur email didn't use ur phone to send ur pictures to ur email

[jovial bison]

YES EXACTLY

AND I WAS

[thick owl]

😭

[jovial bison]

No he was at my house

[untold helm]

and scammers know theres a high likelihood of you doing it anyways

so it scares you

[thick owl]

this ^

[untold helm]

???

[jovial bison]

SATIRE

GUYS

[potent mulch]

??

[jovial bison]

THAT WAS SATIRE

[thick owl]

wtf

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[polar python]

Hello pervert, I've sent this message from your Microsoft account.
I want to inform you about a very bad situation for you.
However, you can benefit from it, if you will act wisely.
Have you heard of Pegasus? This is a spyware program that installs on computers and smartphones and allows hackers to monitor the activity of device owners. It provides access to your webcam, messengers, emails, call records, etc. It works well on Android, iOS, macOS and Windows. I guess, you already figured out where I'm getting at.

[chilly bear]

no it was satire

[thick owl]

yeah i just realised i didnt see for a sec

[thick owl]

Average phising email

[jovial bison]

lol

[chilly bear]

darkoruna will infect your whole ball

[jovial bison]

My balls?

[chilly bear]

1

singular

[jovial bison]

Huh

[narrow crown]

if they tried to blackmail me with nudes they better be cute ones

[jovial bison]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-paul-atlanta-earn-darius-paperboi-gif-27110149

[narrow crown]

?????

[jovial bison]

Cheese pizza guys

CHEESE PIZZA

NOT THAT CP

[narrow crown]

funny guy huh

[jagged turret]

I love yogurt

[narrow crown]

we got a joker over here

[narrow crown]

me 2

[jovial bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ai-pufferfish-cat-puffer-fish-ai-pufferfish-cat-ai-ai-gif-3219711934296360561

https://tenor.com/view/vro-cat-fwadri-gif-9223797386833645213

Why am I sending this shit in jailbreak server

[untold helm]

normal for a rjb user to do

[teal bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/nuke-the-whole-generation-nuke-generation-funny-gif-16627422019090863434

[mossy cove]

what are your problems that made you decide to answer me after so much time? the guy had an error updating to version 18.7.7, so I responded to him in detail.

[jovial bison]

Son

I love men

@untold helm

[untold helm]

dont we all

[jovial bison]

Men are left behind on the ships before women and children

So they can make out with Socrates

[narrow crown]

save some for the rest of us f

[gusty gulch]

why the fuck did @polar python buy himself @low mortar @hexed lily

@ashen basin @vocal plinth

[chilly bear]

slop

[half compass]

why is it ai slop

[gusty gulch]

how do you know it's ai

[chilly bear]

true it could be human made

[half compass]

cuz it looks like ai slop

[outer plaza]

is it possible to downgrade ios in ios 26 and above ?

[velvet zenith]

no

[outer plaza]

faah

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle

Which one are you

Online or idle

[polar python]

@muted shuttle @desert cairn @velvet zenith @ruby copper 67 days to wwdc

[velvet zenith]

Are you going

[polar python]

No

[velvet zenith]

Im going

WAnan meet

[polar python]

No

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[teal bramble]

Thank you for your interest in attending the special event at Apple Park. While we regret that we're unable to accommodate your request, we encourage you to join us online for WWDC26 to explore the tools, frameworks, and features that'll help you create your best apps and games yet.

☹️

[polar python]

I will be watching from my apartment

You may come @velvet zenith

@teal bramble You may come but ONLY if FoidAI is fixed

[teal bramble]

i didnt get invited

[polar python]

You’re a little slow buddy

[teal bramble]

Oh ok

[velvet zenith]

thx

[south rock]

YOO WHAT????

[unborn plover]

Is a jailbroken iPhone 11 iOS 16 worth it ?

Every body wanna be dead now

[dense valve]

@teal bramble

thought you might enjoy this

@polar python

[half compass]

buddy is censoring a public gist

[teal bramble]

im crine

[vital knoll]

@polar python

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-ben-shapiro-ben-shapiro-social-credit-gif-6133430005061019

[thick tapir]

4.60 a gallon 😔

time to kms

[half compass]

4.60 what

[thick tapir]

dollars

[half compass]

apples?

[thick tapir]

usd

[half compass]

carrots?

tomatoes?

[true plover]

I am mekanical

[vital knoll]

time to kilometers?

[teal bramble]

ts not much stop complaining

[half compass]

no i think he means 4.60 cucumbers

[vital knoll]

sorry we don't speak German

[teal bramble]

i think he meant apples actually

[thick tapir]

yes tf it is

[true plover]

I just changed my oil

Myself

[vital knoll]

😘I wanna be your only with rewards

[true plover]

Kinda scared what if I fucked it up

[teal bramble]

its like $12-13 per gallon in europe bruh

[unborn plover]

Is a jailbroken iPhone 11 Pro Max worth it ?

[velvet zenith]

u guys have bikes anyways who cares

[unborn plover]

Chattt pleaseeee

[teal bramble]

nvm its 10.6$/gallon

[unborn plover]

[teal bramble]

for diesel atleast

[vital knoll]

yeah that's a Europe issue

[sour canyon]

LOL

[velvet zenith]

u guys have bikes

and biking infrastructure

[teal bramble]

How much is it in nz

[vital knoll]

yes

[teal bramble]

no one bikes here tho

[dense valve]

Dm for gist link if u need it

[teal bramble]

Ohh

[teal bramble]

Yes

[polar python]

based

go my claude

[vital knoll]

can you based me

[polar python]

K

[vital knoll]

finna be your claude

[true plover]

Who wants my used oil

[teal bramble]

me

ill take it for $5

ur lucky u get it for $5 aswell

[half compass]

i'll take it for 8.9129342139$ and 6-7 used condoms

[teal bramble]

used???

[vital knoll]

have you tried going to Poland :D

[half compass]

yea

just wash them out

[vital knoll]

maybe they have cheap gas

[dense valve]

The website JS even looks coded by an ai i'm crine

[teal bramble]

I live far from the border

idk if irs worth it

[dense valve]

" // Function to decrypt the URL parameters"

no one writes ts

for every function

[vital knoll]

finna foidai does

[half compass]

yea

but thats cuz it's vibecoded

no human has written a line in 16 centuries

it's sad

they have replaced the human owners with claude too

it makes all the business decisions now

[teal bramble]

@half compass have u seent hat anthropic employees doesnt write code now they just vibecode

lmao

[dense valve]

I don't even get what the scam is it just makes you wait for 3 seconds then get redirected to some italian business website is

[dense valve]

True

[vital knoll]

seent hat

[teal bramble]

its funny

[true plover]

YOOOOOOO

DEAL

[half compass]

never ask them what happened to the claude code source code

[true plover]

[teal bramble]

dot MAP

[true plover]

Yay she started up :D

No lights or weird sounds either

[half compass]

i'll throw in 5 more used condoms

[true plover]

Now chat

[half compass]

it's the deal of the century

[true plover]

What the fuck do I do with the fucking oil

[teal bramble]

you throw it away

[true plover]

Where

[teal bramble]

you dont get money for it

[true plover]

😭

[teal bramble]

grass

idk

[true plover]

I feel like

[half compass]

your neighbors pool

[teal bramble]

yeah

that works

[true plover]

That’s illegal

[teal bramble]

or u can go to like a local gas station and ask if they take used oil probably

[half compass]

dig up a large hole

throw the oil in

[teal bramble]

does the police come to ur house with dogs and sniff ur garden with dogs to check if u dumped oil there

[half compass]

then throw the corpse of an 80kg chicken

it will prevent it from smelling

[teal bramble]

or just go to an auto parts store

[half compass]

or use it as lube

[teal bramble]

i guess

[half compass]

it has oil in the name

[teal bramble]

old countryman witha. ford f150 type of sex

im dine

i ran out of cereal

@polar python this is ur fault

u stole my cereal

[polar python]

K

[jagged turret]

you have to recycle it

maybe a nearby mechanic shop can take it, or maybe an auto parts store

[half compass]

imagine caring about that

nerds.

[velvet zenith]

Stop giving people information they can find on their own

[jagged turret]

I mean you can be my guest to pour it into your garden

[velvet zenith]

How will people learn how to do something themselves

[teal bramble]

thats what i said

[jagged turret]

You're one to talk

[half compass]

i always dump it next to my flowers

it makes them rise and shine

[velvet zenith]

Yeah buddy prove when ive done this

[jagged turret]

like perpetually

That's why I always ignore you

[velvet zenith]

Yeah you cant give a single example

Means ive never done it

[half compass]

Oki~ meow! So meow, you meow, want meow proof meow, huh meow? To meow show meow that meow you meow did meow this, meow I meow need meow some meow details meow, like meow when meow or meow what meow exactly meow you meow did meow, nya~ meow!
Can meow you meow give meow that meow info meow, so meow I meow can meow help meow, meow?

[teal bramble]

holy shit these brakes support up to 100 kg braking

[half compass]

holy shit these brakes support up to 100 kg braking

[polar python]

can you buy me an AI air fryer

i will add voidai support if u do

[teal bramble]

Does ts actually exist

[jagged turret]

is that a lot

[half compass]

yea

Beep-beep! 🟢 Fry-mode activated. I am now your AI AirFryer, meow! 🍟

Initializing cooking protocols… temp set to crispy perfection.
Internal sensors online… scanning for snack readiness.

⚡ Current status: idle, but I can start frying your data… or your imaginary nuggets.
Suggested setting: 200°C for ultimate crunchiness.

Do you want me to air-fry your ideas, or your snacks, meow?

[teal bramble]

a normal car has 50kg if u slam the brakes to its max

[jagged turret]

Interesting

Not bad

[teal bramble]

race cars have 80-120kg

[polar python]

hello foid (ai). cook my nuggies to perfection. make no mistakes. ultrawork.

[jagged turret]

I wonder how heavy our fsae car brake can go

[teal bramble]

hello foid (ai). cook my nuggies to perfection. make no mistakes. ultrawork. ultrathink.

[teal bramble]

Yep

[jagged turret]

Actually I bet I could calculate that

because there's brake pressure sensors

[teal bramble]

not in most cars

[polar python]

Drive very fast and find out for us

[teal bramble]

maybe in newer cars but i tried reading that

didnt exist in a 2008 car

:(

[jagged turret]

In our fsae car

[teal bramble]

Ohhhh

[half compass]

why do you have a 2008 car

brokie

[teal bramble]

passat

b6

[half compass]

brokie

[teal bramble]

guy has a hybrid

a kia

🖕

[half compass]

no

[jagged turret]

it has front and rear brake pressure but the brake bias indicator which just divides the two doesn't seem linear

[half compass]

i have a 2006 honda civic

why

[teal bramble]

whatever u have its a hybrid

[jagged turret]

I tested it once but then the idiot who bled the brakes didn't do it right or something and it started leaking brake fluid

[half compass]

but a 2006 honda civic isnt hybrid

[teal bramble]

im crine

[teal bramble]

its fully ev mb

[jagged turret]

I didn't even push it that hard

[half compass]

yea

[teal bramble]

skill issue

[half compass]

i installed the battery for it myself

[jagged turret]

Not a skill

[half compass]

i installed 500 AA batteries

[polar python]

@teal bramble How do i jailbreak this

[teal bramble]

Opus 4.6 jailbreak

[obtuse ruin]

opus 5 is out bro

[teal bramble]

what

[half compass]

yea lol

didnt u see

[obtuse ruin]

#1050654224347840544

[teal bramble]

Liar

[half compass]

sorry i lied

[obtuse ruin]

same

[half compass]

逼汉堡

[jagged turret]

is the brake pedal not supposed to be capable of reaching the floor even at absurd pressures

[half compass]

it stops 0.25cm from the floor

in all modern cars

it's a regulation

sorry i lied

[obtuse ruin]

this guy loves lying

[half compass]

yea

[jagged turret]

Keto says its normal

[half compass]

see i was right

[jagged turret]

Thanks @polar python

[jagged turret]

You said the exact opposite

[thick tapir]

i love being at school/work for a combined 15+ hours a day then coming home to my mom insulting me

[half compass]

that's subjective

[dense valve]

gorn

[half compass]

why would you be mad?

she gave birth to you

you should be grateful

[thick tapir]

i never said i was mad

[kindred dagger]

M3ow guys

[half compass]

you're so ungrateful

it's just sad...

[teal bramble]

Idk but i think its the same for the throttle

when u floor the throttle it never goes to 100% it stays at 99.66%

according to the accelerator pedal sensor

[half compass]

stays at 99.67% actually

[teal bramble]

6 7

[jagged turret]

that's probably just a calibration thing and also completely different because its electronic and not mechanical

[teal bramble]

modern cars dont have mechanical braking

[jagged turret]

And not hydraulic

[teal bramble]

sort of

[jagged turret]

I consider hydraulic in mechanical there

[teal bramble]

Well yes but some jobs got replaced electrically

[jagged turret]

Physical linkage to the brakes

[teal bramble]

like the braking piston

on the rears

its electrical

[jagged turret]

in like 2 cars that are death traps

or some shit

C8 corvette

[half compass]

no

[teal bramble]

im crine

[half compass]

they're all really good actually

you don't need brakes

[thick tapir]

maybe but idgaf im allowed to be

[jagged turret]

not even the cybertruck I don't think

[teal bramble]

brake by wire would be funny tho

[jagged turret]

OK that's a stupid list

[ashen basin]

Gm family

[jagged turret]

This includes all hybrids because of regenerative braking

Even though I think almost all still have hydraulic brakes too

[teal bramble]

Thx keto

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319409771991924807/1487790601587134614/bullshit.gif

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRX1L3tY/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

user5926549209141 (@user5926549209141)

❤️ 90.7K 💬 712 🔁 20.7K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Mar 28, 2026, 1:10 AM

[teal bramble]

this is why i pay for internet access

[kindred dagger]

Wat am I watching?

[teal bramble]

peak

[muted shuttle]

folks i have good news i have taken my first dose of hrt

!!!!!

[teal bramble]

Wow

[kindred dagger]

Good 🤞

[vocal plinth]

He loves to stink

[muted shuttle]

i'm super duper happy

[vocal plinth]

I can change that

[untold helm]

@dense valve https://theapplewiki.com/wiki/Meet_iPhone i redid the Meet devices pages :3

[teal bramble]

This article discusses software internally used by Apple.

Acquiring a copy without Apple's consent is illegal and may result in being scammed.
Engaging in illegal activity is not condoned. This information is provided for educational purposes only.

[light quail]

👋

[untold helm]

haii

[light quail]

hello how are you

[shut jewel]

why does the icon change so much

[teal bramble]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVzoBcRkgX3/?igsh=OXA5ZDdneTdnMTMy

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[untold helm]

WWDC, Apple Events, Holidays

[shut jewel]

ok

[dense valve]

Looks nice

🔥

[polar python]

You will be billed $0.67 at the end of the month for your Keto token usage. This update may not include pending prompts.

[muted shuttle]

67

[jagged turret]

Die

[vital knoll]

I wanna be billed hoesph htekc

[shut jewel]

hi

[onyx urchin]

Sick me too

[dense valve]

why is 3x speed paywalled

[unborn plover]

Why can’t I post photos.

??

[slim nova]

Noob

[unborn plover]

@slim nova I need some help , I’m trying to verify if this is legit or a scam

[slim nova]

Ok?

Why find me

[unborn plover]

Can you check jailbreak page , I have a photo their

[slim nova]

There is a genius above you

[unborn plover]

I’m

Um

Idk

[vital knoll]

it's a legit fake

a 100% real from apple scam

[unborn plover]

Huh ?

How do you know , isn’t it just a tweak

[vital knoll]

bruh idek what you're talking about

I don't see any photo or link

[unborn plover]

Check jailbreak

Thought you was for real

[warped light]

Thanks for liking my tweet

[muted shuttle]

Of course.

[warped light]

Theta goated or no?

[muted shuttle]

Yea seems goated ..

[warped light]

W

You heard it here first folks

I’m trying to think of features that aren’t seen in any other IG tweak

[vital knoll]

@autumn sequoia https://german.millermanschool.com

[velvet zenith]

Is there a way to hide the repost button on both the normal view and the full screen reels view

[warped light]

I just added that back into Theta like an hour ago lol

[velvet zenith]

thx

[warped light]

@muted shuttle this a scam?

[half compass]

i think it's just an idiot

trying to get us to use his tiktok shop link

so he gets a comission

[warped light]

Ahhh

Bruh

@manic tulip

Bonk this fella

@spark gale

[spark gale]

Next time, please ping mod role

[warped light]

W Aaron moment

[warped light]

Noted

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Do u know what this plus button is for

Or anyone really

[warped light]

That adds a user to a whitelist

[velvet zenith]

Ohhh

[warped light]

When a user is in that list and you enter their conversation, it will automatically mark unread messages as seen

[velvet zenith]

Can it be hidden too

[warped light]

As of now, you’d just have to turn off “Mark As Seen”

I’ll fix this functionality

[manic tulip]

Good grief

[warped light]

Already been handled lil bro

[manic tulip]

Yeah I know I saw the scam for like half a second cause internet was slow

That’s a new one

[warped light]

I’m just trolling. Don’t hurt me

[warped light]

W internet

[gusty gulch]

cns I ping

[manic tulip]

Ikr

[gusty gulch]

@frosty grail

[manic tulip]

Yeah he’ll ban with his gir backdoor

[polar python]

No i don’t

[vital knoll]

@gusty gulch

[polar python]

@gusty gulch Why are you ignoring bleep

@gusty gulch

Her push notifications don’t even work

Fucking android user

[vital knoll]

finna marry her and dump you

[gusty gulch]

shut up

[gusty gulch]

yaaas

[smoky anvil]

Hi

Was goin on

Yknow css is a scripting language now

It’s got a new if function and also has custom functions

[naive rock]

Hello guys?

[smoky anvil]

What’s the skull emoji for pal

[naive rock]

its just crazy that css has if now

I feel like it was created for dumb reasons

cause you can have the same functionality without if

[sour canyon]

@odd igloo @compact bay how to get free BYD cars in roblox

[naive rock]

@smoky anvil

[smoky anvil]

As if JavaScript is any better

All that’s left is that they add fetch to css and I’ll move all my web scripts to css

The whole web is a pile of trash now anyway

websites are copies of each other and no website has any personality

All because of react

[silent linden]

I did made my own site using html and css

[smoky anvil]

Good job

[silent linden]

This is not a roblox jailbreak server

[silent linden]

But i lost it beacuse apple and their big minds decided hmmm why don’t we NOT release itunes and icloud to linux

[gaunt ridge]

Anyone know how to jailbreak for geode

[smoky anvil]

Ever heard of github

[silent linden]

So i literally couldn’t save BEACUSE the website iCloud doesn’t have a save option

[silent linden]

Only open option

[smoky anvil]

Zip it up on your iPhone and do something with that

[silent linden]

I do but never used it to save stuff

[gaunt ridge]

What that supposed to mean

[smoky anvil]

What was on the site anyway

[untold helm]

Why release iTunes for Linux? Apple would rather make money off selling macs, and the userbase overlap between apple users and Linux users is so small it wouldn’t be worth it

[silent linden]

Nothing much than my twitter, my youtube channel and the polytoria profile i got too

[untold helm]

I’m all for Linux support, however it doesn’t make sense from apples perspective

[smoky anvil]

I don’t think that last website exists

[silent linden]

It does actually search up polytoria

[smoky anvil]

They really need to add fetch to CSS

We need to abolish JavaScript

[silent linden]

Is basically a alternative to roblox

[smoky anvil]

What’s the catch

[slim nova]

67

@simple drift

[smoky anvil]

You

What do you think

[silent linden]

You basically do not have ai age restrictions inside polytoria

[smoky anvil]

About the new if function in css

[slim nova]

https://tenor.com/view/mistwol-cat-his-greed-will-consume-him-eating-silly-gif-14271929065765266047

[smoky anvil]

Roblox is a bunch of bullshit anyway

[slim nova]

Don't care

I use tailwind

[silent linden]

Polytoria is better anyways

[smoky anvil]

Why

[slim nova]

No it's not

[slim nova]

I Claude now

Moved away from traditional

[smoky anvil]

Tailwind you say

I use Claude too but I don’t use any framework

Rawdogging the classic html css js combo

But that Claude is good

I hate doing front end and it can help

[slim nova]

Tailwind cli

Is also raw dogging classic combo

[smoky anvil]

I want to use all the new css tricks but I also want my site to work on windows xp

What a sorrow

[silent linden]

Brother

I am starving brother

[smoky anvil]

But I did move my form validation to css

[silent linden]

Can i have some yots

[smoky anvil]

Fuck are yots pal

You are spewing nonsense

Absolute sausage

[silent linden]

You never heard of the i am starving brother sound that people play on their shorts?

[smoky anvil]

It’s “may I have some oats”

No such thing as yots you buffoon

[coarse ginkgo]

meows nebbingly @desert cairn

[silent linden]

This is what i wanted to say

[smoky anvil]

Right

[ruby copper]

@sour canyon @slim nova @untold helm gm

[slim nova]

Gm

[sour canyon]

gmgmgmgmggmmgmgmggggmgmgmgmgm

[dense valve]

@low mortar

How do I explain this

[rich dune]

Good morning!
your dayCounter has overflowed, pls fix asap

[rich dune]

jia tan ass backdoor:/

cow.txt will be used to grant remote access to ios.cfw.guide and turn it into a scam site

[untold helm]

Gm

[fervent dove]

@untold helm's timezone is America/Los_Angeles 🇺🇸
It is currently 11:13 PM PDT

[ruby copper]

aaron does not have enough humor to add it. This is why chariz will always prevail above havoc.

[dense valve]

fr

i mean aaron isn't doesn't even have write access to ios.cfw anyways but still

[ruby copper]

isn't doesn't

[dense valve]

I need to go to bed

im not editing that it's funny

gn

[ruby copper]

gn

[rich dune]

@ruby copper it was 18446744073709551615 days ago

[red oasis]

guya

my ifone is lowkey bent

[rich dune]

@sour canyon gm

[teal bramble]

it was 9,223,372,036,854,775,807 days ago

oh 18446744073709551615 is just 9223372036854775807 x 2

[crystal jolt]

its worth fixing some
airpods first gen?

[teal bramble]

no

throw it away

lowkeyt

[ashen basin]

People are asking where to find Fox mccloud in mario galaxy 💔

[sour canyon]

gmgmgmgm

[teal bramble]

@sour canyon Good morning cube

havent seen u in a bit .

[sour canyon]

[low mortar]

Just link the spec

[dense valve]

i did

[sour canyon]

new crypto coin wowwww

[teal bramble]

what is the point of this

[dense valve]

Ok aaron

[teal bramble]

no like seriously

[dense valve]

it gets added to the registry

https://moooo.farm/

also

is this too inconsistent

the danger boxes

"A-Bypass cannot be used on rootless jailbreaks like Dopamine, palera1n, or nathanlr." and then "vnodebypass is not supported on nathanlr or palera1n."

cuz i want to show for a-bypass like that it just can't be used but on vnodebypass it is just flat out not supported idk

@teal bramble

[teal bramble]

Useless

[dense valve]

Shush

[teal bramble]

Oke..

[teal bramble]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[teal bramble]

why not just fuse this into one box

[dense valve]

Wdym

They are two different sections

[teal bramble]

A-Bypass cannot be used on rootless jailbreaks like Dopamine, palera1n, or nathanlr, and vnodebypass is also not supported on nathanlr or palera1n.

[dense valve]

No because

It's not fluent enough

If you put that info at the top someone is going to glance over it

Where as if you put that into a box that someone is trying to follow specifically it's more likely going to get read

u dont understand ui/ux fr fr

ok im just mkaing them both not supported

[teal bramble]

Ok fuck u.

[teal bramble]

yeah thats what i meant

[dense valve]

fuck u also

[teal bramble]

put it into a box

and fuse it into one sentence

instead of making 2 boxes

[dense valve]

nah

[teal bramble]

Goy

[dense valve]

I know

[teal bramble]

im not git cloning ios cfw guide rn

Not in the mood.

[dense valve]

ok

[teal bramble]

Ok

[dense valve]

Is it annoying to add another unrelated commit while im there

on that PR

but its a helpful commit

i mean unrelated to the PR

[burnt kite]

Did Apple troll us for April fools

[teal bramble]

Yep

[burnt kite]

Releasing an unsigned version

[hard comet]

https://youtu.be/vY8azAWTiYM

[red oasis]

rahu

[rich dune]

it was signed for like 3 hours

[hard comet]

currently trying to figure out what my relatives did in ww2

i love unsearchable pdfs with 3000 pages

[low mortar]

are you german?

[teal bramble]

yes

[hard comet]

i am

[low mortar]

ah

[hard comet]

😭

[low mortar]

hmm

well theres levels to how bad that could be

[hard comet]

tbh my grandparents were pretty young and my great grandparents were pretty old in ww2 so probably not that bad stuff but yk

still nazis probably

[hard comet]

exactly

[low mortar]

ask claude to search it

[hard comet]

it’s sorted but it’s a pain in the ass

i’ll be able to find something relatively soon if my mac wants to

currently beachballing

[ashen basin]

Damnnn our ancestors had beef

[hard comet]

💀

wait i think i found one of my great grandparents

[low mortar]

quite a lot of ancestors from all over the world did

😭

[ashen basin]

Imma start a new era and beef with u rn

[teal bramble]

Hurry up and ship faster

[low mortar]

the uk and us is already beefing dont worry about it

[ashen basin]

you are like 250 years late

[low mortar]

lol

trump threatening the UK because we wont follow him into his epstein distraction is so fucking funny

[ashen basin]

yeah don’t blame me for that

[low mortar]

are you saying you dont support vaporising children in the middle east to distract from being a child rapist?

[ashen basin]

I am!

I feel like after mid terms he’s fucked tbh

Won’t get too political but it’s bad

[low mortar]

If the mid terms even happen 😭

Dudes gonna pull the war card

It’s a legendary play

[ashen basin]

Mid terms would still happen

[teal bramble]

ts far from it

[ashen basin]

Lol

[hard comet]

hm he joined the nsdap in 1937

how bad is that

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1489324924626534492/gof.gif

[hazy lagoon]

Guys I have an SD card that i cant use it on my mac cuz it’s an incompatible format and it doesn’t show up at all in finder

Even in disk utility

[low mortar]

hiiiiii

[hazy lagoon]

How do i fix it 🙂

[low mortar]

if it doesnt show in disk utility your card / reader might be bad

[hazy lagoon]

It shows up on my android tho

[low mortar]

if it was incompatible it would show in diskutil as a bad format

do you have this enabled

"Show All Devices"

[hazy lagoon]

Omg thx i can finally see it

I think i should invest in an external ssd im done using HDD it’s slow AF

I got an HDD cuz it’s safer but i can’t handle the slow speed

[teal bramble]

horrible

[teal bramble]

what is ts

[chilly bear]

@half compass māo xiàn or màoxiǎn

lmk

[slim nova]

macos 26.4

[slim nova]

foidai type ui

[low mortar]

correct

xcode forces you to at least 26.2 now

[slim nova]

?

[low mortar]

[slim nova]

what does this mean

[slim nova]

stupid apple

[coarse ginkgo]

kebab

[chilly bear]

zhū diàn

[slim nova]

ni hao finshyt

typeshi

[chilly bear]

[slim nova]

fym porkchop shop

[chilly bear]

no that's hotel.

[slim nova]

fr?

cool i dont know manderin

[chilly bear]

yea.

[slim nova]

i only know canton

[chilly bear]

yea.

[slim nova]

ok cool

mainland nerd 😭

[chilly bear]

sorry.

it does mean <something pig> shop.

it's a tip to tip reference.

[slim nova]

豬肉

means pork

[chilly bear]

oh i put in an extra piece

translator interpreting my shit.

[slim nova]

stupid null

[rich dune]

@low mortar hi

[chilly bear]

hi

[slim nova]

no dont hi me, im insulting you

[rich dune]

@low mortar https://x.com/eshe_mr/status/2039648929709785570

えしぇみる (@eshe_mr)

実はここまで描いていたけど収まりが悪くてトリミングしてたのですが、今見るとこっちもいいかもなぁと思ったので載せる🌸

X · Apr 2, 2026, 10:19 AM

[low mortar]

haiiiiii

[chilly bear]

[slim nova]

😭😭

[low mortar]

AI Hub

[chilly bear]

AI HUB

[rich dune]

slop hub

[chilly bear]

im gonna color u like an easter egg...

[hard comet]

HOW

[carmine elk]

invincible wobbly animation

[slim loom]

gm

[simple drift]

gm

[vital knoll]

how do you say pink cow

[chilly bear]

bleploutw

[slim nova]

粉紅牛

[slim nova]

What a scam

[low mortar]

That’s crazy

@teal bramble did you apply to go to wwdc this year

[teal bramble]

yes

denied

[low mortar]

RIP

I would have got to see you 😭

[teal bramble]

did u get accepted this year aswell???

[low mortar]

Yeah

[teal bramble]

lucky

[low mortar]

I’m really really debating whether I go or not though

[abstract tundra]

Holy

[low mortar]

[chilly bear]

WHAT

[velvet zenith]

I got it

[slim nova]

@teal bramble I got rate limited

Rage emoji

[raven pine]

the hell?

[vital knoll]

congrats you gonna go?

[slim nova]

Bro wtf

[slim nova]

Did u get in

[low mortar]

they meant cause I was accepted last and this year

[low mortar]

_ _

[vital knoll]

_ _

[slim nova]

💔

[terse dome]

@ruby copper bro someone's lightning fireworks at 2 in the afternoon and now i think i realize why no one does them at daytime

[rich dune]

It this ragebait or yes?

[terse dome]

why does it lowk look like a retinal glitch against the sky

it just looks like tiny sparks you could miss

[ruby copper]

dm.pl: building package dev.mineek.appdecryptor:iphoneos-arm64' in ./packages/dev.mineek.appdecryptor_0.0.1_iphoneos-arm64.deb'

[simple drift]

@low mortar gm

[low mortar]

gm!

[simple drift]

hru amy

[low mortar]

eepy!

[simple drift]

arent we all

[low mortar]

😭

[simple drift]

this is the latest version of xcode supported on big sur

[low mortar]

hey at least you can natively open xcode 11.7

[simple drift]

why is that important

[low mortar]

old abi

[simple drift]

kate@foidbookpro

w hostname

[simple drift]

do you mean api

[low mortar]

no

abi

[simple drift]

what is a abi

[low mortar]

application binary interface

[simple drift]

no idea

[low mortar]

an abi is basically an interface for the program to extract machine code

so if you're a program trying to reference a library, you need to know what abi its using

[obtuse ruin]

pain of tweak devs since like ios 13

[low mortar]

arm64e was in beta for a long time, and eventually they made a v2 which shipped with ios 13 iirc

[simple drift]

hm

[low mortar]

the v2 abi was used in xcode 12 and onwards

[simple drift]

i see

[low mortar]

but libraries compiled with v2, can't be referenced from a program using v1

so if you're on iOS 12, and trying to load a tweak compiled with the abi v2 it will error at you

[chilly bear]

good

[low mortar]

but the old abi was backwards compatible for the longest time. so you could use v1 on iOS 15 for your tweak, and a v2 program could load it up

so if you wanted to compile an arm64e tweak you had to use xcode 11 to get the v1 abi

[simple drift]

it’s crazy how different big sur is to like sequoia

[low mortar]

I think it was with iOS 16 they made the v2 abi the stable one, and third party apps were allowed to use it

for the longest time only first party apps were supposed to use arm64e, but now apple actually recommend it for apps that need high security

[simple drift]

i still haven’t figured out how to get to the rest of my menu bar items

[low mortar]

is that fortinet?

the padlock

[simple drift]

no

mullvad

[hard comet]

where does one apply for that

[simple drift]

i made monochrome

[hard comet]

did not know you had to do that lol

[simple drift]

looks nicer

[low mortar]

the form went out 2/3 weeks ago and was open for 5 days

it was just on the developer website

the application was opened when they announced wwdc

[low mortar]

OH YEAH

[simple drift]

i reckon you should but like with a group of people if you can

drag icraze with you or something

[simple drift]

yez

[low mortar]

icraze didnt get it

[simple drift]

L

[hard comet]

i see i see

[simple drift]

one day i will larp myself an invite

trust

[low mortar]

nobody else in ono got it

i'd like prolly end up going alone again but that SUCKS

[simple drift]

hm

[ruby copper]

@low mortar Hiii

[low mortar]

Hiiiiiiiiiii

[slim loom]

gmineek

[ruby copper]

gm

[low mortar]

hru 2day

[rich dune]

<@&355174844205367317> filter bypass

[slim loom]

☠️

[vital knoll]

@frosty grail

[low mortar]

which mod will wake up

[slim loom]

Maxine

[simple drift]

maxine

[low mortar]

maxine was awake not long ago

[vital knoll]

hi drates probably drunk af

[low mortar]

shes prolly eeping

https://fixupx.com/_BetterDiscord_/status/2039840841779302773?s=20

BetterDiscord (@_BetterDiscord_)

Snowflake behavior tbh

Quoting The Lunduke Journal (@LundukeJournal)
︀
I've begun compiling a list, tracking the political actions & statements of software projects, foundations, & companies.
︀︀
︀︀Very much a work in progress as there is a *lot* of data to add. What is currently there only scratches the surface.
︀︀
︀︀Feel to contribute.
︀︀
︀︀github.com/BryanLunduke/SoftwarePoliticsTracker

**💬 30 🔁 98 ❤️ 1.5K 👁️ 31.1K **

FixupX · Apr 2, 2026, 11:02 PM

what a chud

[simple drift]

this might be the first time i’ve heard you use the word chud

[vital knoll]

Jesus who gives a shit

conservative Democrats idc

[low mortar]

Lunduke is a freak

[vital knoll]

as long as the damn software works

[vital knoll]

I only care if it's adobe 🧪

they suck ass

[low mortar]

lunduke posts batshit stuff like this every day its really funny

[simple drift]

politicians keep coming to my house

[chilly bear]

WHAT

[simple drift]

why does it even matter 😭

[low mortar]

he calls it something I can't say here

😭

[simple drift]

dm

i’m curious

[chilly bear]

gosh the woke virus has infected our linux distros

[low mortar]

he refuses to accept the existence of this post from linus

[simple drift]

wow linus is woke

[low mortar]

linus is woke

[simple drift]

w linus

i love daisydisk

[spiral grotto]

guys is this april fool or not about 18.7.7 downgrade

cuz the file 8gb

[slim loom]

its been patched

[simple drift]

you could only downgrade on the ipad 9th gen and they already patched it

[spiral grotto]

he said It is still being signed OTA for devices that support iOS 26

[low mortar]

ur like 39 hours too late or smth

[simple drift]

no it wasn’t for april fools

[low mortar]

ota cant go down

[simple drift]

oddly specific

[low mortar]

if you're on 26 you can't go down

[spiral grotto]

oh

[simple drift]

plist method

[low mortar]

ota only lets you go forward, not backward

[spiral grotto]

okay thank you

[low mortar]

shush

[simple drift]

lol

[low mortar]

LMAO

I just noticed the reason the Software Freedom Conservancy is considered woke

Attacks Lunduke as "Fox News of FOSS"

Thats literally the perfect description of Lunduke idk why hes pissed about this

[simple drift]

sob

[fallen pelican]

my life is epic juice

[simple drift]

are you bipolar

big sur recovery looks weird

[fallen pelican]

no I just got gameoqss until januay

im monopolar

[simple drift]

no idea what that is

[fallen pelican]

Xbox gamepass

I just can't spell

[simple drift]

poo

[fallen pelican]

and my niche method saved me like £100

[low mortar]

😭

[simple drift]

how do i make sure activation lock is off on macos

system information

[low mortar]

on first boot it will ask you

[simple drift]

i checked in sysinfo it’s off

i’m putting the m1 air back on 26.4 to sell it

i’m done messing with big sur

[slim loom]

How is this guy still not banned

[low mortar]

how much do you think you'l get from it

[simple drift]

hopefully 350

maybe 300

the laptop has a couple of issues so idk really

can this hurry up

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Ni

[ornate latch]

?

[carmine elk]

seeing if the Lara exploit works on 26.1

[low mortar]

oh.

https://fixupx.com/thetatvaindia/status/2039940951691653570?s=20

The Tatva (@thetatvaindia)

🚨Sam Altman sued by his own sister for sexual abuse and rape
︀︀
︀︀Annie Altman has filed a lawsuit accusing Sam Altman of sexually abusing and raping her between 1997 and 2006. She says the abuse started when she was 3 years old and he was 12

**💬 255 🔁 1.2K ❤️ 11.1K 👁️ 1.21M **

FixupX · Apr 3, 2026, 5:39 AM

[simple drift]

jeez

[low mortar]

of all the things i thought sam could get arrested for, this was not on my bingo card

[tepid ermine]

jew

[tepid ermine]

Where’s everyone bingo?

[ornate latch]

only now?

pretty sure this came out to the public like

[tepid ermine]

Ikr

[ornate latch]

last year

[tepid ermine]

Took her so long

Since she was 3

what was bro doing

LOL

[carmine elk]

fuck the Lara exploit ain’t working on 26.1

[terse dome]

this was a bad idea

chat would i need 30 gb of ram for this

[terse dome]

what if i just eat bacteria that evolved to eat plastics

now not only would i eliminate microplastics, i get energy from them!

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRX82HNU/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Izza Dewud (@izzadewud)

❤️ 1.5K 💬 39 🔁 463

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Apr 2, 2026, 5:50 PM

[teal bramble]

dude literally just

in minecraft

[velvet zenith]

Is it working

[teal bramble]

yes

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[thick tapir]

idc because my body is like 99% microplastics atp. i chew on like pens, bottle caps, styrofoam, plastic bags on the daily for the past 10+ years 🥱😔

[teal bramble]

idc because my body is like 99% microplastics atp. i chew on like pens, bottle caps, styrofoam, plastic bags on the daily for the past 10+ years 🥱😔

[thick tapir]

i am the microplastic atp

[velvet zenith]

idc because my body is like 99% microplastics atp. i chew on like pens, bottle caps, styrofoam, plastic bags on the daily for the past 10+ years 🥱😔

[odd cargo]

How do i fix this

[simple drift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXs_9OXRnQo

hard hard drive edit

[thick tapir]

if ur trying to update u might have to remove blockota profile?

[odd cargo]

funny thing is

i don't

i had a nugget tweak

which blocked it fully

but i removed it

and i can update to ios 26 is i select beta dev channe;

Idk maybe I should

[muted shuttle]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEypHeNWEAAK76S.webp

[carmine elk]

fuck

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle