general

[hard comet]

real

[copper tendon]

cant wait for ios 27

hopefully we get a brand new redesign, fuck stability

[hard comet]

we’re so getting ai siri

eta never

[copper tendon]

rewrite everything

[hard comet]

😭

i don’t think we will ever get another ios 12 like update

[copper tendon]

i dont know, i feel like 27 will be like it

but it all depends on how focused apple is on apple intelligence and the new siri

[half compass]

redesign after a redesign would go hard

[copper tendon]

facts!

[hard comet]

i feel like apples target audience has changed from tech nerds to average people who want new shit every three days and don’t care about stability

[copper tendon]

from a normal users perspective the "stability" right now is probably fine

[half compass]

it's always been that but now they ignore the tech nerds

they used to ignore them less

[hard comet]

honestly true

[copper tendon]

i just dont like the redesign because of all the wasted space

[half compass]

who cares if nothing works as long as your grandmother using an iphone doesn't notice it!

[hard comet]

yeah they’ve shifted their priorities which makes sense for profits ig, but idk how sustainable this is in the long run

tim probably knows tho

[half compass]

he's stepping down

bro knows nothing 💔

[copper tendon]

and i feel like macos is more inconsistent than its ever been

[hard comet]

it is and it honestly hurts me

[half compass]

i wish i could downgrade to like

[hard comet]

i love macos

[half compass]

the first ever version of ventura

but erm

[hard comet]

but man you can do better

and you should apple

[robust warren]

bro

[half compass]

i dont want to get darksworded

[copper tendon]

ios is fine imo because the redesign didnt effect it THAT MUCH

[robust warren]

do u guys know who auto goon is

[copper tendon]

but on the mac side i feel like it really hurt it

[robust warren]

hes a musical artist

[half compass]

no and i dont wanna

[robust warren]

hes actually rlly famous

[hard comet]

i agree. i like liquid glass but it doesn’t belong on mac in the way it is right now

[copper tendon]

ventura was the first version i really got to experience on apple silicon and cant lie it was really good

[hard comet]

it makes sense for touch devices

[robust warren]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-gif-13760940

[half compass]

same

[robust warren]

your answer

[half compass]

they kinda botched sequoia

[hard comet]

but we’re already stepping away from that on ios

[half compass]

sonoma was good

[copper tendon]

sequoia was alright

[robust warren]

whats wrong with it

[half compass]

and from sequoia we went to hell on earth

[half compass]

lots of bugs

[copper tendon]

too focused on apple intelligence

[half compass]

and much slower than sonoma

[robust warren]

i guess

[hard comet]

can we please just get iphone mirroring in the eu dawg

[robust warren]

so yeah, pharrell williams is auto goon

[robust warren]

you guys dont have it? why?

[hard comet]

or just make it easier to manually enable it please

[copper tendon]

the inconsistent border radiuses on tahoe is just pain

[hard comet]

apple claims that they’d have to also open it up to android and windows

[copper tendon]

i also just dont like the new sidebar thing they have with the floating window

[robust warren]

thats stupid

[half compass]

it used to work for me for like 2 days

[hard comet]

which makes sense why they wouldn’t like that considering it allows you to remotely unlock your phone and stuff

[half compass]

then it stopped

[robust warren]

what do we think of the macbook neo

[hard comet]

good

but the air needs to also change now

[smoky torrent]

we had it in uk but ig thats not technically in the eu

[half compass]

it's too poor people oriented

[robust warren]

i wish my air had fans

[hard comet]

i feel like their market share overlaps a lot rn

[half compass]

but it's good

[hard comet]

same

main reason my next mac is gonna be a pro

[smoky torrent]

im fine without fans idk

[robust warren]

yo WHAT?

are you good

[half compass]

very little ram and having to get touchid for more storage is just a slap in the face

[hard comet]

honestly so am i but the voices tell me i can’t let my mac run hot

[half compass]

but then again

[robust warren]

so you view the mac as a status symbol and not an actual machine

[half compass]

i guess that's the target audience

[half compass]

not what i meant 😭

[hard comet]

it’s to hook people into the ecosystem

[robust warren]

its supposed to be a better chromebook. and macos has less bloatware anyway so not a big deal

[robust warren]

this

[smoky torrent]

mine doesnt even get that hot idk

[robust warren]

ok ok lol

[smoky torrent]

im not doing crazy shit on it

[half compass]

12gb of ram would've been very slightly more expensive to mass produce

[hard comet]

and windows laptops suck so i’d rather have apple sell a not so good mac than have millions of people forced to use windows shitbooks

[half compass]

idk that's what i feel like

[hard comet]

i game sometimes

that’s about it

[half compass]

real asf

[smoky torrent]

ohh fair

[half compass]

like for the target audience it's fine

[robust warren]

fs but i do think the ram crisis could have a part in it tho

[half compass]

but overall ehhhhhhhhh

should've probably waited to drop it then

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/polymarket/status/2039744182512742549?s=46 damn lead tastes good asfff

Polymarket (@Polymarket)

BREAKING: Health officials warn that dinosaur chicken nuggets sold at Walmart may contain high levels of lead.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 2, 2026, 4:38 PM

[robust warren]

the way i see it, if youre worried abt specs ur not the target demographic. thats why im not gonna get it lol

[hard comet]

true tbh

[robust warren]

i have 8gb trauma

[hard comet]

good point

[hard comet]

same

[half compass]

same x2

and im still on 8gb

[hard comet]

my m1 is pushing it’s limits

8gb 1tb has the be the weirdest build ever

[ashen basin]

Man my 16gb m1 is pushing its limits

[hard comet]

good morning to my mac

[robust warren]

its probably the cpu then

[half compass]

need to get a 24gb ram 1tb mb air

but i dont feel like it

[hard comet]

24gb ram feels so unsatisfying

[half compass]

too much work

[hard comet]

give me 32

[half compass]

nobody needs 32 besides like

3 people

so

[hard comet]

i want

[ashen basin]

does not help that macOS 26 is super buggy, my Touch Bar is either completely gone or just doesn’t adjust shit. Haven’t been able to adjust my volume in weeks because it also doesn’t work from the control center anymore 😭😭

[hard comet]

😭

[hard comet]

lmao what

how

[ashen basin]

Idk

[half compass]

i need to dfu restore my mac like asap

[robust warren]

using tahoe on intel was ur firsty mistake

[hard comet]

same

[ashen basin]

it’s an M1 it’s not intel lol

[robust warren]

whats wrong w it

[half compass]

tahoe just sucks ass

[robust warren]

oh

[hard comet]

my python install has been borked for years and i’ve installed so much shit it’s bloated with leftovers everywhere

[half compass]

and it sucks ass badly

[robust warren]

tbh i havent rlly had any bugs on my m4 mba

[half compass]

cuz it's an m4 mba

[robust warren]

its more present on my iphone tho

[ashen basin]

It was completely fine until I updated it to 26.4

[hard comet]

i’m waiting for the new mbp to decide what i’m gonna upgrade to

[ashen basin]

even on the stable release none of it got fixed 😭😭😭

Reported it to Apple so we will hope but omfg

[robust warren]

i havent updated to 26.4 on any of my devices

[hard comet]

i hope the touchscreen is something you’ll have to pay extra for cause i don’t want that shit

[ashen basin]

I wouldn’t even use it lol

[hard comet]

me neither

what for

you have a really nice trackpad right there

[ashen basin]

For screen mirroring your iPhone ig 😭

which I also don’t even do

[robust warren]

having a touchscreen macbook defeats the point entirely

[hard comet]

cucked by eu

[ashen basin]

it’s a shitty feature anyways tbh

[robust warren]

i loove iphone mirroring lol

[hard comet]

touchscreen mac’s feel like the apple vision pro

[robust warren]

i use it all the time during school

[hard comet]

shut UP

😭

[robust warren]

its js an unrestricted ipad pro

[ashen basin]

We can tell

[robust warren]

bruh

ok i dont use it that much

[hard comet]

😭

[robust warren]

but i DO use it

[hard comet]

i wish i could

[robust warren]

it has its issues tho

[hard comet]

i just want to use it once man

idc if it has issues

i was so excited for that shit

nfr

[ashen basin]

The problem is that it constantly breaks so you have to constantly set it up again

[hard comet]

great

[ashen basin]

It gets to a point where you give up

[robust warren]

yeah thats a problem

[hard comet]

having a convenient way of being able to mirror your phone to your mac would deadass improve my life

everything out there is shit

it can’t be that hard to make a pretty wireless screen sharing solution istg

i saw

[robust warren]

bruh

[hard comet]

does tgat even work on mac?

[robust warren]

well you wont be able to interact with ur phone from ur screen tho

[robust warren]

its compatible

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319409771991924807/1487790601587134614/bullshit.gif

[hard comet]

good to know

[fervent sierra]

Aye I'm in HCMC

[robust warren]

??? 😭

[hard comet]

ok i go bed

gn

1 am and i’ve been awake since 5:30 am

fucking hell

[fervent sierra]

Can someone explain this? I'm on 18.7.7 and am getting prompted to update to 18.7.7 but it fails

[half compass]

are you like

the representative of what is sent in hd

[copper tendon]

get off ipsw.me

[half compass]

do you like always just send it here to make you look smart

i dont get it

wait

this is when aaron already sent it

nvm

[copper tendon]

and the reason its failing is because 22H340 is unsigned

[low mortar]

Real

[copper tendon]

i havent used ipsw.me since like the ios 12 era

[low mortar]

I use it to grab builds but I don’t trust its signing info

[copper tendon]

i just use appledb.dev now

[half compass]

sometimes it's right

i think it caught 17.6.1 being unsigned really fast

when that happened

[wicked surge]

@low mortar hello beautiful

hru?

[desert cairn]

I lowkey still use ipsw.me

[wicked surge]

me too

[low mortar]

I can’t sleep

My sleep has been so fucked the past few weeks

But I got a wwdc ticket

So there’s ups and downs

[wicked surge]

wbecause of your essay

[low mortar]

No

[wicked surge]

you going again?

[low mortar]

It’s an effect of stopping my meds

Insomnia is a huge one that can last a while

[wicked surge]

oh

that sounds terrible

[wicked surge]

damn im sorry amy

[low mortar]

I don’t know

[low mortar]

I’m doing good honestly not being on them is a bit relieving

The side effects were awful

But I’m back to awful daily headaches

[wicked surge]

but what about your head ache

[low mortar]

It’s grim

[wicked surge]

so what you planning on doing

[low mortar]

I took ibuprofen 2 hours ago but my head still feels like it’s in a vice

WWDC is scary right now because of Trump / ICE bullshit

[wicked surge]

oh ya i guwess thats true

i find it crazy you got as ticket but aaron hasnt

[low mortar]

2nd year in a row as well

[ashen basin]

I’m ready for them to force Liquid Glass into all apps

[low mortar]

Hey you know what is fun

[ashen basin]

No

[low mortar]

How Disney are just parodying ice completely in daredevil reborn s2

[ashen basin]

oh true lol

[low mortar]

It didn’t quite land when season 1 hit but now?

[ashen basin]

Season 1 was also ass

[low mortar]

I was literally 20 minutes into the first episode and it’s just, ice

[ashen basin]

It gets wild lmfao

This season is really good so far

[low mortar]

Yeah

[fossil citrus]

did I find peak

[fossil citrus]

This could be used in an edit

[ashen basin]

funny how the 2 worst seasons of daredevil has punisher in it

[untold helm]

Are you going to end up going?

[low mortar]

I don’t know

I really don’t know

I want to but at the same time I just don’t know if it’s worth the risk ya know

[ashen basin]

I’m going from my house 5 minutes after waking up 👍

[cerulean birch]

Thats… FIRE!

[untold helm]

With all the straight bullshit going on in this country you still should be okay

[fervent dove]

@untold helm's timezone is America/Los_Angeles 🇺🇸
It is currently 04:22 PM PDT

[low mortar]

It’s the whole I don’t want my passport taken at the border thing that worries me the most

[half compass]

use a fake passport

ez

i know a guy who knows a guy

and that guy knows a guy

who knows a guy

and that guy also knows a guy

who also knows a guy

and that guy also also knows a guy

[chilly bear]

me ?

[burnt kite]

ipsw.me is correct this time ig

[untold helm]

Wait does our country just take your passport now?

[low mortar]

They do if they believe it’s incorrect

[untold helm]

[half compass]

it's mostly correct

except for pulled stuff

and the occasional shitting the bed

[low mortar]

Mine says my sex is female, and some people are having their passports taken because of that

[untold helm]

knowing TSA they will probably assault you and question you 50 times

[half compass]

50 times?

more like 500

[untold helm]

As they take your 4.00001 oz of water away

[low mortar]

I’m hoping it would be easier this time

I was questioned for an hour last time

[green sequoia]

hey do yall have a 7 or 7+

or similar

[half compass]

they're probably going to waterboard you this time

[green sequoia]

and use dopamine to jb

[half compass]

yea

[green sequoia]

?

[untold helm]

Last time you brought like almost all your apple products no?

[low mortar]

No

[green sequoia]

my 7 plus always gets slow as FUCK after jailbreaking for no reason

[low mortar]

That was when I was in Europe

[half compass]

skill issue

[green sequoia]

it overheats a ton and is soooo slow

[low mortar]

That was at Zurich

[green sequoia]

exclusively after jailbreaking

[untold helm]

Oh

[low mortar]

I took my MacBook and iPhone to wwdc

[half compass]

bad tweak

prolly

[green sequoia]

but i have like 3 tweaks installed

[half compass]

well one of the 3 tweaks is bad

[green sequoia]

i don't want it to be this one cause i really like it

[half compass]

is that aim

or aim pro

[untold helm]

If it is that’s why it’s overheating

[slim loom]

aim is shit

[half compass]

if it is im going to hold your balls while i say it

that's why

[green sequoia]

look how laggy shit gets on it

it isn't aim

[untold helm]

Could be shitty Wi-Fi

[untold helm]

What happens with no tweaks installed (expect with the preinstalled ones)

[half compass]

@ornate latch BRAZIL MENTIONED SAAR BRASIL NUMERO UNO PENTA 🇧🇷

[green sequoia]

can yall spot a bad tweak

[green sequoia]

it's not

it's the phone

[fading panther]

bro what in the world is this ad shit

[wicked surge]

very annoying

[half compass]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ue3PXu3W8Q

this is lore

[half compass]

it's the discord april fools game

😭

[fading panther]

man fuck this

[ashen basin]

F

[green sequoia]

@half compass you seem like you'd know

🙏

[untold helm]

Try uninstalling the lockscreen seconds tweak and see if anything changes

[green sequoia]

alr

[half compass]

no idea

[raven pine]

low battery health?

[green sequoia]

absolutely not

it's only when the phone is jailbroken

replaced battery btw

[raven pine]

tf

[green sequoia]

it didn't

[raven pine]

maybe some sort of jailbreak detection?

[green sequoia]

infact the phone froze for like 30 seconds and is still warm af

[raven pine]

show the tweaks you have installed from settings

[green sequoia]

hmm i wonder how that would work

[raven pine]

does the whole phone lag or just instagram

[green sequoia]

not many lol

[green sequoia]

all of it

[raven pine]

darwintools maybe?

[green sequoia]

reels is slightly better but also meh?

[raven pine]

thats a lot better but what the hell is ur fyp 😭

[polar python]

Bro i think ur phone is tryna kill itself cuz of the reels u watch

[green sequoia]

done uninstalled

[green sequoia]

good question

[jaunty garnet]

should i buy an iphone 17 pro for $400

[green sequoia]

yes

even i would consider that

nah nvm 400 is like all my money

ughh why is the brazilian coin so dogshit

[raven pine]

respring and try

[green sequoia]

yeah i'm trying stuff out

i just reinstalled the seconds tweak cause i love it

and it seems all good

ggggg

[untold helm]

Who’s giving you that offer???

[raven pine]

what an odd tweak that caused it

[green sequoia]

one thing it also used to do is drain battery like 2x faster

i gotta test it long term now

seems alr for now

lmao this screen recording glitched the fuck out

look at the cpu temp

[wild pelican]

well well well

[raven pine]

i think its time for a new phone

is that an se 2nd gen

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1283117002055221271/1344843380357861428/attachment-1.gif

[green sequoia]

7+

you confused it with a phone 4 years newer so it isn't bad

[raven pine]

did u disable thermalmonitord

[green sequoia]

no idk what that is

[raven pine]

sensor that messures tempature

its what causes the "your iphone needs to cool down"

[green sequoia]

no it's not disabled

i live in south brazil so it's very fucking hot often

[raven pine]

oh lord

[green sequoia]

i left my 8+ under the 30c sun for like 20 minutes and it didnt get that screen

idk how

it's like it's immune

[raven pine]

30c is nothing

why dont u main the 8+ though

[green sequoia]

traded it for s22

[green sequoia]

it was 40 feels like

[raven pine]

how and why not main that

[green sequoia]

it's boring

i like to have all my phones ready to main all the time

i just switch sim cards when i feel like it

[simple drift]

gn

[raven pine]

good lock:

[raven pine]

it must be nice

[green sequoia]

good lock has an issue on android 16

it wont keep my fucking settigns

like custom status bar

it goes away after 2 minutes

on android 12 it was awesome

[raven pine]

i think thats just an issue on ur phone

[green sequoia]

it's not even about the phone itself either, i like it

[raven pine]

mines been fine

[green sequoia]

it is yes

[simple drift]

how many micros are in a milli

[jaunty garnet]

Onion

[untold helm]

Shit is probably stolen, fucked in the usb-c port, and Darksword2 most likely on that shit

[jaunty garnet]

dark sword 2 ???

[untold helm]

With an unpatched 26.2+ iCloud bypassed

[arctic field]

Icloud bypassed✅

[copper tendon]

can you still reverse solarium in 26.4+

[arctic field]

Solarium

Like pure solar stuff?

[ornate latch]

please shut up

[arctic field]

Stfu

Lukin ass

[copper tendon]

brain delayed

[ornate latch]

wow so funny bro

[polar python]

pov @spark gale right before he runs /shabbat cmd https://x.com/xalertnow/status/2039835490480795702

[fervent dove]

I hate twitter but here you go

XAlertNow (@xalertnow)

🚨‼️Niños judíos que viajan de Nueva York🇺🇸 a Tel Aviv🇮🇱 cubren las pantallas debido a las normas que prohíben el uso de aparatos eléctricos durante el Shabat.
︀︀
︀︀Está prohibido tocar dinero, usar el teléfono o cualquier aparato electrónico o habrán pecado.

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FxTwitter · Apr 2, 2026, 10:40 PM

[ornate latch]

our little comedian

[arctic field]

Thanks☺️

[arctic field]

I can’t read dat

[polar python]

🚨‼️Jewish children traveling from New York🇺🇸 to Tel Aviv🇮🇱 cover the screens due to the rules that prohibit the use of electrical devices during Shabbat.

It is forbidden to touch money, use the phone, or any electronic device, or they will have sinned.

i dont know why that needs a 🚨‼️

BREAKING NEWS

[arctic field]

Exposed

[polar python]

🚨‼️VOIDAI IS DOWN @teal bramble

[half compass]

🚨‼️VOIDAI IS DOWN @teal bramble

[untold helm]

finally aaron is offline

[arctic field]

It’s 3 am

[dusk quiver]

is there any reason to update to iOS 18.7.7 from 18.7.3 and losing MobileGestalt Misaka26 stuf

[arctic field]

Logical

[arctic field]

And darksword?

[dusk quiver]

the certificate thing people talking about ending in 2027

[arctic field]

The wat

[dusk quiver]

it is already patched in 18.7.2?

[arctic field]

No

[half compass]

no

[dusk quiver]

what about the apple things stopping working thing they say certificate stuff you know

[half compass]

it is

other guy is a moron

[arctic field]

What

[dusk quiver]

lol

[polar python]

you will get a new phone before this is an issue

[arctic field]

What are you waffling about

[half compass]

^

[arctic field]

18.7.7 patched darksword

[dusk quiver]

I mean Misaka26 is not really that useful so if it will give me more usability I could update to 18.7.7

[arctic field]

Wait lemme see

!t coruna

[fervent dove]

coruna

Coruna Frequently Asked Questions

What is Coruna?
Coruna is the name given to a spyware chain discovered and made public by Google. Various parts of the chain were patched between iOS version 17.3 and 17.4.

What is DarkSword?
DarkSword is the name given to yet another spyware chain publicised by Google. Of interest if the kernel exploit utilized, which works on all versions of iOS 15, 16, and 17, with support up to 18.7.1 and 26.0.x. DarkSword does not contain a PPL or SPTM bypass.

Can this be used for a jailbreak?
Yes, possibly. Coruna contains a PPL/SPTM bypass up to 17.3.1, which is needed for a jailbreak on A12+. By utilizing the DarkSword kernel exploit:
A12+: supported from iOS 15-> 17.3.1
A11-: supported up to 18.7.1

Can I use this now?
We do not recommend the usage of any tools utilizing the exploits at this time. This comes from the fact that the exploit payloads come directly from spyware discovered, and so we cannot guarantee their safety. As opa334 has already begun updating Dopamine to implement the above exploits, we recommend waiting and blocking updates in the meantime (see !t blockota) for further details).

Added by bulpes | Used 58 times · Mar 13, 2026, 10:19 PM

[half compass]

wow

it's almost like

i was right

[dusk quiver]

I updated to 18.7.3 2 weeks ago from 18.5 because I had 0 hope for jailbreak lol

[polar python]

unless something changed that idk about theyre not expiring in 2027

[arctic field]

Hmmmm

Rip

[arctic field]

It appears so

Unfortunately

[dusk quiver]

I keep seeing some posts on reddit about the certs expiring and 18.7.7 fixing that issue

https://www.reddit.com/r/jailbreak/comments/1qpldal/apple_services_will_stop_working_in_january_2027/

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[half compass]

it's friday buddy

it's shabbat

turn off your phone

[arctic field]

Im a secular jew

[near patrol]

hey

does roothide work for tiktok?

rootless w jb bypass doesnt

[half compass]

you are sinning

turn it off pal

[arctic field]

Ik

I have been for the last couple of decades

[simple drift]

my beloved

[dusk quiver]

I want to keep my iphone 13 mini on iOS 18 as long as possible. I will probably get a new phone when it becomes unusable

[half compass]

cut your nails

they piss me off

[simple drift]

i need to

[simple drift]

they piss me off

[chilly bear]

let me bite ur nails

[velvet zenith]

@half compass What does it mean when a city is crossed off on a roadsign

[simple drift]

no

[half compass]

我是你的爸爸

[arctic field]

You be what????

Ye

[wild pelican]

i just got my photos from a local cybersec conf and man, why tf my face is so ugly 😭

[arctic field]

I bet you be profen all night huh

[wild pelican]

i literally wanna acid splash it atp

so i can cover it

[arctic field]

Check out the new album drop https://youtu.be/zJLTvVBEAJU?si=yQkKyY2lSDkRv9FD

[half compass]

ok

we didnt need to know this

[simple drift]

guppy

[near patrol]

that period of motnh hhuh

[simple drift]

bro what

i just have a headache

[half compass]

she doesn't want to have sex with you

i promise

[arctic field]

Bro is devastated

He died

[dusk quiver]

is it not possible to put images here damn

[half compass]

the whites get segregated here

sorry

[simple drift]

this server is not real

[near patrol]

fliip

i wanted to

[dusk quiver]

I found a 13 mini on ios 15 lol

on ebay

[arctic field]

https://tenor.com/view/subsidiary-embed-embed-perms-subsidiary-of-tojo-clan-subsidiary-of-the-tojo-clan-gif-22735130

[simple drift]

need

[dusk quiver]

but it is 300 euros for 128gb

[arctic field]

Wait is this true

[simple drift]

not worth it

[fervent dove]

xp

(/xp to check your level)

level 15 - member plus
level 30 - member pro
level 50 - member edition
level 75 - member one
level 100 - member ultra

Added by sahmoee | Used 481 times · Feb 14, 2024, 3:50 AM

[dusk quiver]

def not worth it.

[arctic field]

Almost

[dusk quiver]

I want to find a cheap 13 mini as a backup

[simple drift]

13 minis shouldn’t go for more than 250

[dusk quiver]

would be amazing to find something on ios 17

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-family-guy-discord-imageperms-gif-gif-16296069534214735725

[simple drift]

i daily drive one 😭

[dusk quiver]

do not worry they dropped in price a lot lately

[half compass]

this is lore accurate

[dusk quiver]

I saw a 512 gb one with new battery go for around 100 euros which did not make sense

[dusk quiver]

I saw the auction and was expecting 250+

[velvet zenith]

@half compass Did u watch new

[half compass]

26.4

[half compass]

shit

no

[simple drift]

i got mine for like 220 like almost a year ago

[velvet zenith]

loser

lock in

[half compass]

oH yeah

[dusk quiver]

I am on 18.7.3 updated just a week ago before the darksword news with delatOTA

[half compass]

erenhawk tua

[arctic field]

Rip

My condolances

[copper tendon]

Why is calculator using 291gb of ram

[arctic field]

Erem?

[simple drift]

sorry i needed somewhere to run my llm

[half compass]

我是你的爸爸

[dusk quiver]

I did not know about the darksword stuff it was awful timing after sitting on 18.5 for a long time

[arctic field]

I ain’t google translating that

[copper tendon]

People on darksword versions when they lose everything:

[half compass]

Wǒ shì nǐ de bàba.

[dusk quiver]

idk if it is worth risking allat at this point for a 18 jailbreak that may release in next decade or what

[arctic field]

你是个弱智

[copper tendon]

It’s not like any tweaks will work on iOS 17 anyways

You’ll be waiting months for tweak devs to update their tweaks

[simple drift]

jailbreak is dead

[copper tendon]

And half of them won’t even update them

[arctic field]

No

[simple drift]

just update

[simple drift]

i have no reason to jailbreak

[arctic field]

Jailbreak just got revived by the great opa

[simple drift]

zero

it’s pointless

[arctic field]

Well that’s just you

[simple drift]

it’s definitely not just me gang

[copper tendon]

Having a jailbreak means nothing if the amount of tweaks you can install can be counted on one hand

[arctic field]

Sorry twin, i have reasons

[copper tendon]

Ok what reasons

[arctic field]

Wait let me write the entire thing

[simple drift]

gn chat

[dusk quiver]

I do not want liquid glass

[simple drift]

update to 18.7.7 then

[dusk quiver]

I am thinking about updating from 18.7.3 to 18.7.7

is it worth losing misaka26

[simple drift]

pointless anyway

[dusk quiver]

it kinda is pointless indeed

[velvet zenith]

fr

[copper tendon]

The only time I’m Jailbreaking again is when checkm9 releases for A11 - A19 Pro

[velvet zenith]

the only tweaks supported are like choicy and crane and maybe a few others

[half compass]

@velvet zenith ts guy doesn't have waterproof boots

is he stupid

[copper tendon]

Why is my Mac boot looping after I just dual booted

[velvet zenith]

No

He didnt expect to go in mud

[raven pine]

no way a 13 mini main

[exotic thistle]

there will be hella tweaks

all vibecoded

[copper tendon]

SouthernGirlWhoCode

[half compass]

can i have your micro thinking

this episode is great

[simple drift]

yes

i love this phone

[copper tendon]

Can’t wait for Limneos, Blake Boxberger and SouthernGirlWhoCode

[raven pine]

whats ur battery health

[exotic thistle]

and icraze

[simple drift]

i charge twice a day

it dies in like 2 hours of heavy use

[exotic thistle]

twice a day? goddamn addict

[half compass]

southerngirlwhocodes is icraze

he is a southern girl

[raven pine]

almost matching

[half compass]

that codes

[raven pine]

im on 88%

[exotic thistle]

@obtuse ruin congrats on coming out

[half compass]

me with my 2 kilos of cocaine

[exotic thistle]

being southern is totally valid

[obtuse ruin]

This is misinformation

[jaunty garnet]

androidsob

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1485582042203951195/IMG_9595.gif

[raven pine]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

[spring wren]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-april1st-april-fools-day-april-fools-gif-19390275

[dusk quiver]

that makes 3 of us

I would put a screen shot IF I COULD

[raven pine]

no way

whats ur battery health

[dusk quiver]

94 percent

[raven pine]

ooh fancy

[dusk quiver]

it dropped from 98 after the update

relatively fresh original replacement

[exotic thistle]

when ipsw2

[raven pine]

how much sot does it get

[obtuse ruin]

there’s already SleepSaver 2

What more could you want

Or maybe I release this

[dusk quiver]

idk it depends. It gets me through the day easily. I average 4hr screen time a day

[arctic field]

Decrypting ipas,
Snowboard,
Telesphoreo,
Permasigning, jit and all entitlements.
Memory editing / cheating,
Full r/w to /var and basically everything else
Atria

Ig that’s all i need tbh

Wait

[copper tendon]

Telesphoreo lmao?

[arctic field]

Yes

[copper tendon]

My brother in Christ

[chilly bear]

no

[copper tendon]

Tell me what telesphoreo is

[arctic field]

I don’t want to use ashell and ish no more

[raven pine]

thats not bad actually

[arctic field]

Saurik’s project to port gnu and other unix binaries to the iphone

[copper tendon]

And what are you going to do with that on dopamine

[chilly bear]

wrong

[arctic field]

Whatever i have been doing with a shell and ish

[copper tendon]

So nothing

[arctic field]

Ok bro

[chilly bear]

vcam tweak

[half compass]

逼汉堡

[dusk quiver]

yeah it is not bad at all on iOS 18 at least. I could probably get 5 hours. I also have the original Apple magsafe battery extender so I am covered on days where I know I will use my phone a lot

[raven pine]

You're still on ios 18?

[polar python]

Do us all a favor and don't.

[arctic field]

I can use my entire phone as a raspberry pi bro r u stupid

[half compass]

@simple drift 逼汉堡.

[velvet zenith]

Just use a raspberry pi

Problem solved

[dusk quiver]

yes I am on 18.7.3 thinking of updating to 18.7.7 if that is going to allow me to keep this usable longer

[simple drift]

i forgot what it said in english

[arctic field]

My phone is like significantly more powerful and i carry it with me

[half compass]

pussy burger

moron

[arctic field]

I can actually use networking

Finally

[simple drift]

rude

[velvet zenith]

What the fuck are you running on your phone that youd need to do all that

[arctic field]

Whatever the fuck i want

[velvet zenith]

So being autistic

[obtuse ruin]

Releasing in 6-7 minutes

[raven pine]

why didnt you update already, 26.4 is also pretty good on the 13 mini

[dusk quiver]

idk I do not like changes

[velvet zenith]

i went from ios 16 to 18.7.7 and barely notice a difference

[half compass]

We are two white colored foreigners

[obtuse ruin]

Monterey to Sequoia killed my battery lowkey

[half compass]

yea

sequoia and tahoe are ass

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yo look at insta

[arctic field]

Yo @obtuse ruin what do you like to do with telesphoreo and having a jailbroken iphone in general

[velvet zenith]

Thats what u gotta do to get 20g protein

[muted shuttle]

99% its so over

[raven pine]

then update to ios 18.7.7

[copper tendon]

99% at 6 cycles is lowkey fucked

[arctic field]

6 cycles? When did you replace it

[dusk quiver]

I probably will. Need to disable misaka26 tweaks first to not break something

[half compass]

im learning chinese from ludwig

[muted shuttle]

Thats the charge btw not health

[half compass]

gosh i love this

[copper tendon]

also what app is that

[muted shuttle]

This is a brand new macbook pro

[muted shuttle]

coconutBattery

[arctic field]

Hmmm nice

[copper tendon]

should have known

[desert cairn]

Carrier Settings Update
New settings are available. Would you like to update them now?

@spark gale what changed for verizon

[muted shuttle]

Carrier Settings Update
New settings are available. Would you like to update them now?

[velvet zenith]

Yo i got that message and then idk what it did lowk

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[velvet zenith]

My phone shows 5g now it never did that

[polar python]

6 or 7 more mbps

[desert cairn]

updated to 69.1.0

[polar python]

latest 5g tower deployed in new delhi

[raven pine]

good luck

[half compass]

where the fuck does this show up

huh

[velvet zenith]

about

[desert cairn]

yeah bro its almost like the carrier bundle tells the device what status icon to use

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn I forgot about this

[half compass]

never in my life have i ever gotten a carrier settings update

[polar python]

@desert cairn He forgot about that

[desert cairn]

it just does

[velvet zenith]

Ok

Thanks dominic

[desert cairn]

i think if u go to about it does a recheck

yw

[desert cairn]

find app for accessory

[polar python]

Thx

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Yw

[velvet zenith]

Its not on the app store yet

[untold helm]

@dense valve

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Can you test voice controls

[desert cairn]

tomorrow

half of theh ouse is asleep

[polar python]

ok

talk quietly

[desert cairn]

the mics are so shit it probably wont pick it up

[velvet zenith]

We should make it so that we can seduce the ai

[desert cairn]

genuinely sounds like a tin can

[desert cairn]

grok ani

Pleasseeee can we add grok ani

[velvet zenith]

Yea

[desert cairn]

Pleaseeeeeeeeee

[velvet zenith]

Changeable in settings

[desert cairn]

Thank you

[velvet zenith]

U gotta add it tthough

[desert cairn]

spend $5/mo for ani

[arctic field]

Bro has a jailbroken iphone to host his own private ai girlfriend

[velvet zenith]

Who says im jailbroken

Thats a thing of the past

[arctic field]

Rip

[desert cairn]

dude updates and now says jb is useless

[velvet zenith]

Yeah it is lowkey i have noticed 0 differences

[arctic field]

Ye it’s r032o8

[desert cairn]

Ye it’s r032o8

[desert cairn]

26.4

[velvet zenith]

I miss not having the home bar

[polar python]

hes scared of glass

[tribal shuttle]

you built like the homebar

[polar python]

Thanks

[arctic field]

Wtf is that profile

[velvet zenith]

Theres glass

[tribal shuttle]

what's wrong with it :C

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Boss call

[desert cairn]

Hey so if you update to 26.4 it gets rid of it most of the time

it disappears

[velvet zenith]

They turned it into glass

[half compass]

wtf is an R27qe display

[velvet zenith]

A monitor

[arctic field]

A dell monitor?

Mb lenovo

[half compass]

@velvet zenith lowkey i need to buy a monitor

what refresh rate does it have

[velvet zenith]

180

theres better options though

[arctic field]

Too expensive

[velvet zenith]

this one was on sale at the time so thats the only reason i got it

Been like a year ish idk

[half compass]

it's 230$

that's cheap bro

😭

[arctic field]

Wha

[desert cairn]

https://www.newegg.com/asrock-phantom-gaming-pgo32ufs-32-uhd-240hz-fhd-480hz-oled-black/p/N82E16824946005?item=N82E16824946005

[polar python]

is it glossy

32" ew

[desert cairn]

probably

i need ts

lowk

[velvet zenith]

hdr400 who cares

[polar python]

hdr is mid on windows anyway

[desert cairn]

who needs hdr on a monitor

fr

[half compass]

im not buying a 700$ monitor

[velvet zenith]

Which means its dogshit on linux

[polar python]

yeah but fuck u need hdr on linux for

[arctic field]

Since when does lenovo sell standalone monitors

[velvet zenith]

Porn

[polar python]

Dude watches hdr porn

[desert cairn]

does that exist

[tribal shuttle]

i clicked too hard on my macbook trackpad and punctured the battery

[polar python]

@keto

[arctic field]

What a shit take

[polar python]

i hate redditors why do they always say buy an lg c4

48" monitor

[half compass]

48????????

[polar python]

cuz its a tv

[velvet zenith]

I dont use hdr

hdr 400 sucks

[arctic field]

Did you ever try hdr?

[polar python]

https://www.amazon.com/SAMSUNG-Odyssey-DisplayHDR-FreeSync-LS49CG950ENXZA/dp/B0DHJBWY52/

tuff

[arctic field]

That’s tuff

[polar python]

nvm its not oled

[arctic field]

Widescreen

[polar python]

junk

[arctic field]

Oled gets burns

[polar python]

thats an expensive cable

[arctic field]

Oled is more junk tbh than led

[polar python]

i treat my oled like shit and i dont have burn in

its been like a year

dock on, caffeinate running overnight

[velvet zenith]

@polar python Can you give me an app idea

[desert cairn]

only 1440p

[arctic field]

Tuff monitor maybe?

[velvet zenith]

So what

[arctic field]

What do you have

[desert cairn]

i need 4k for my desktop

[velvet zenith]

You need a racist girlfriend

[desert cairn]

i do

[polar python]

uhhh

ofc macos just says lg ultragear

[desert cairn]

Now I'm resubmitting to Momus with the two fixes: /env contradiction resolved, and QA scenarios added via the shared template plus specific scenarios on the final verification wave.

[velvet zenith]

wyd

[polar python]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FDC2JBYG

i hate this monitor

[arctic field]

Same

[desert cairn]

not a girl

[arctic field]

It’s dimensions

[polar python]

if it can do 1300 nits why is it only hdr 400

[arctic field]

Are unpleasing

[polar python]

i never realized that

[arctic field]

Is this like an ultrawide wannabe or is it the perspective?

[polar python]

it is ultrawide

21:9

[velvet zenith]

true

[polar python]

that other monitor is mega ultrawide

idk the real name for it

32:9

[arctic field]

I don’t know my inches

[polar python]

thats aspect ratio

[arctic field]

Pillarboxing is required

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Why does the image shit break when its installed with xcode

And then works fine from testflight

[obtuse ruin]

vibecoded

[velvet zenith]

Yeah

[desert cairn]

debug build race condition

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[polar python]

fix it

[obtuse ruin]

this mf got a race condition in image loading code

[velvet zenith]

Whatever that means

[desert cairn]

im racist

[obtuse ruin]

mods?

[desert cairn]

Context
894,745 tokens
89% used

[velvet zenith]

How

[desert cairn]

i've compacted like 6 times today

[obtuse ruin]

what no subagents does to a mf

[desert cairn]

with subagents

[arctic field]

Omg

Bro is vibecoding final boss

[polar python]

he becomes braindead past like 500k

[desert cairn]

i need a 2m token model

[obtuse ruin]

Wow nebula how do you afford all those tokens

[desert cairn]

!

[arctic field]

Copilot was named after him

[polar python]

ok claude web is fucking stupid too

[obtuse ruin]

nebbypilot

[polar python]

samsungs not supporting dv is like common sense

[obtuse ruin]

did your display release after its cutoff

[polar python]

i dont think any samsung tvs support dv

[arctic field]

What’s dv

You mean dp?

[polar python]

dolby vision

[arctic field]

What’s that

[half compass]

no he doesn't send dick pics for free

[polar python]

i dont know lowkey

[half compass]

you have to buy omni premium to get those

[desert cairn]

shit for tvs not monitors

[polar python]

its hdr

but

dolby

[desert cairn]

better hdr or sum

[arctic field]

Das crazy

[arctic field]

Then what does this mean😭

[half compass]

does this city have a living spot @chilly bear

[polar python]

samsung tvs have hdr10+ not dolby vision bc samsung is too cheap to pay for licencising or some shit

[chilly bear]

that's not a bad question

[arctic field]

Ohhh

[thin vault]

any tweak to fix darksword?

[half compass]

this is pig

[arctic field]

That’s a good question

I don’t know

Didn’t icraze make something

[thin vault]

nah

[half compass]

dictionary

[arctic field]

Eitherway darksword is harmless with lockdown mode enabled

[thin vault]

what it does

[half compass]

@chilly bear @velvet zenith why do they have horses up the wall

i dont get it

is this a chinese tradition

[velvet zenith]

Year of the hourse

[arctic field]

Webkit things disabled

[thin vault]

the phone i use is main and i need to use safari

[velvet zenith]

You can enable lockdown mode

[arctic field]

Year of the linux desktop

[velvet zenith]

Or update

[thin vault]

No update

cant stay without jb

[velvet zenith]

Lockdown mode but you cant jailbreak

Pick one

[arctic field]

Don’t feed them your crazy ideas

[obtuse ruin]

you can use lockdown with roothide

[arctic field]

?

[velvet zenith]

roothide 🤢

[obtuse ruin]

true

[arctic field]

Icraze

[thin vault]

im on dopamine roothide

[arctic field]

Did you make a tweak that actually patches darksword

[obtuse ruin]

no

[arctic field]

And another question

[half compass]

yea

it's called rune and nexus

buy them both for maximum efficiency

[arctic field]

Give me all the reasons to use a jailbreak in your opinion

[obtuse ruin]

rune nexus scrobbit sleepsaver 2

[arctic field]

And telesphoreo

[polar python]

maining sleepsaver is lowk insane

[obtuse ruin]

procursus:

[half compass]

My surname is Chinese

[velvet zenith]

@obtuse ruin The method nowadays is to give up jailbreaking and create slop for the app store

[polar python]

@obtuse ruin The method nowadays is to give up jailbreaking and create slop for the app store

[arctic field]

And that guy

[velvet zenith]

Proof is in the pudding

With omni

[obtuse ruin]

wtf i make

[polar python]

omni 2

[obtuse ruin]

omni 2 now kernel level

[velvet zenith]

The nocturn group has a method

Never being released

[polar python]

theres like 5 omni clones now

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Lets make omni but for iptv

[polar python]

only one is good tbh

[half compass]

big queue chicken

[arctic field]

Telesphoreo better

I don’t like nixos

[half compass]

gosh this is glorious

[obtuse ruin]

armv6 binaries last built in 2009
running upto ios 10

yeah no fuck that

[arctic field]

Uhhh boxios10

With qemu

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[desert cairn]

Ok

[arctic field]

Where is saurik when we need him most🫡

[chilly bear]

In Chinese culture, horses are symbols of success and power, often used to attract good fortune. The saying “马到成功” means “Success arrives when the horse comes.” Horse art is popular for wishing quick business success, representing growth, steady customers, and wealth. In feng shui, they embody yang energy, symbolizing progress. Shop owners place them strategically, like facing them in or grouping them in eights, to boost prosperity.

[arctic field]

I hear that

[half compass]

wow

[arctic field]

He is a freeman

[half compass]

thank you

@chilly bear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UPYWw7wU_4&t=2471s

[chilly bear]

no problem!

[thin vault]

momento wikipedia eseguito correttamente

[chilly bear]

i haven't watched 7 8 9 or 10 yet

[half compass]

it's timestamped

don't worry

just click it

[chilly bear]

oh ok

ill watch it in a bit.

[half compass]

no

it's timestamped

click it

[arctic field]

Why does the thumbnail look like slop

[obtuse ruin]

fucking chocolatey is down bruh

[half compass]

@chilly bear CLICK IT

[arctic field]

Winget

[polar python]

@desert cairn You don’t need a plan or the perfect question to use ChatGPT.
Just start typing whatever’s on your mind — a half-baked idea, a random question, a weird "what if."
ChatGPT is built for all of it.
No pressure. No perfect prompts. Explore ideas, create images, write stories, and summarize files in just a simple conversation.

[elder relic]

I have a fear of not drinking water

[arctic field]

I hate winget but it exists

[chilly bear]

can't

[obtuse ruin]

no opencode

[half compass]

why not

[arctic field]

I didn’t say i like it

[chilly bear]

unable to process your request at this time.

[arctic field]

I just said it existed

For some reason

[obtuse ruin]

well i know it exists, that's how i installed choco

winget is actually fine

[elder relic]

Why are there pfps with a random dudes face

[half compass]

ok I will describe it for you

[obtuse ruin]

it just doesnt have too much

[arctic field]

Choco has a ps script tho

For installation

That’s how you installed winget

[half compass]

The timestamped portion shows Ludwig getting told by a waitress at the restaurant they have to pay 67 yuan for their food.

[chilly bear]

LOL 67

[half compass]

At which point Ludwig laughs because the sum is 67.

why the fuck does michael eat ice cream like that

it's like he's sucking dick

[arctic field]

Or like ps

Idk

Gn

[chilly bear]

kiwify

🥝

[half compass]

@pure tiger