general

[simple drift]

i love bjork

[half compass]

do you know norwegian

[simple drift]

no

[half compass]

me neither

too bad

[low mortar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEss00ZXgAADy5d.webp

[simple drift]

i only know english and french

hi amy

[lilac terrace]

i know swedish

[outer adder]

Hello

[low mortar]

Hi

[outer adder]

Yooo wsg

[simple drift]

[half compass]

it's real?????

wtf

[simple drift]

my macbook doesnt want to enter dfu

[muted shuttle]

make sure you're pressing the right keys

and using the right usb-c port

!

[simple drift]

i am

should i not be using a thunderbolt cable

im using a thunderbolt cable

[low mortar]

I learnt this the hard way, no

I just ended up using a usb2 cable

[simple drift]

got i

t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-FsB2onSx0

this is the best video on youtube its saved my ass like 5 times

big fat sur

[simple drift]

it worked with a thunderbolt cable

[low mortar]

I couldn’t see it in dfu mode though

Wtf

[simple drift]

idk worked for me

i still don’t understand why they moved the progress bar and login window to the bottom cuz in the middle looks sooooo much nicer

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[simple drift]

@desert cairn

[half compass]

leaked your face :/

in the reflection

[desert cairn]

Ok

[simple drift]

no thats my hand gangalang

[half compass]

sorry i lied

[desert cairn]

I bet this feels real good as a MacBook

[velvet zenith]

Where are you

[simple drift]

haha you made it all up!

[velvet zenith]

Send me your location

[simple drift]

wdym

[velvet zenith]

What the fuck is wrong with you

[desert cairn]

Look at my location

Oh wait

🤣

[simple drift]

oh

wait

youre a freak

ok

[velvet zenith]

Send me the pin on google maps

[simple drift]

thanks nebby

wtf

i blame the cable

lemme find a normal usb c cable

@low mortar you may have been right

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-cute-black-cat-gif-24292188

[desert cairn]

!

[simple drift]

this isn’t a thunderbolt cable is it

[low mortar]

Probably not

[desert cairn]

Too thin

[simple drift]

ill try it

[muted shuttle]

this cable will work for restores

source me

[desert cairn]

this cable will work for restores

[simple drift]

ok

[muted shuttle]

i restored my mac mini with a braided usb-c cable

non-thunderbolt

[half compass]

so???

[desert cairn]

I used a usb a to c cable for restores I think

[muted shuttle]

that works too

[half compass]

why would you need thunderbolt for a restore

dog

[muted shuttle]

aple

[simple drift]

no i need it to not be one

[low mortar]

You don’t

That’s the point

[simple drift]

it fucked it

[crystal jolt]

is snowboard working on ios 10?

[half compass]

you can't use one?

😭

[simple drift]

ok back in dfu

i got the technique down now

retry

[terse thunder]

chat

[half compass]

if it no worky lowkey zero out your nand first

[elder relic]

I'm currently gooning to Roblox

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-gif-1332198805481539447

[terse thunder]

huh

[simple drift]

big sur

[half compass]

or try going to like monterey first

[terse thunder]

what

[simple drift]

maybe later

if this fails again

im blaming the cable otherwise

[low mortar]

The Thunderbolt ic firmware is overwritten as part of a restore I believe

[simple drift]

that makes sense

[low mortar]

So they just flat out don’t let you

[half compass]

fr

[simple drift]

please dont fail

[half compass]

please do

[simple drift]

die

[half compass]

fail my boy

FAIL!!!!!

[simple drift]

sorry that was mean

dont die

SUCCEED!!!!!

[half compass]

too late

you're on my note

[simple drift]

nope

[half compass]

yup.

[simple drift]

np

nop

[half compass]

would they even care

it was 28 years ago

do they even want it back

[simple drift]

lmao

[low mortar]

op update on original post :

"Update: After reading these comments we thought it was best to consult a lawyer. Given the seriousness of the crime and a not so great criminal history the car has been moved to a new home in an unused private garage. My mate will update his will as soon as practical and bequeath the car to the NSW historical police museum upon his passing. He realises he can't bequeath a stolen item but the legal advice we have is the police will probably honour this bequeathment regardless. Thank you for the amazing response to this post and have a great new year everyone."

[simple drift]

My mate will update his will as soon as practical and bequeath the car to the NSW historical police museum upon his passing.

😭

[half compass]

why'd they care

does australia not have a statue of limitations

[low mortar]

I don’t know

[simple drift]

https://legislation.nsw.gov.au/view/whole/html/inforce/current/act-1969-031

[sudden hull]

@sharp pine ya kho machi ana li b3tlk

bach ta3rf

i was hacked

[half compass]

beta

you are my little beta

[simple drift]

why tf is this taking so long

[half compass]

its not

[sudden hull]

bro i wanna talk with this man we have problem

[half compass]

ac2 is like

very poorly coded

[simple drift]

the screen went off

it rebooted

[half compass]

yeah

[simple drift]

it went bong

it WORKED

[half compass]

shold reboot to macos

[simple drift]

it didnt die

yay

[half compass]

ac2 is coded like shit

so uh

sometimes

the ui bugs out

even when restore is done

😭

and u cant cancel out of it

u have to kill the app

[simple drift]

it just went straight from this

to this

[half compass]

ac2 skill issue

[simple drift]

obese sur

[half compass]

buildmanifest.plist

[low mortar]

Reading through the original thread. The timeout doesn’t apply to this charge

[half compass]

fuckass laws

[low mortar]

And it would also present legal challenges for any crimes committed while in possession of the police vehicle

[half compass]

<key>ImageName</key>
<string>HorizonRestore</string>

[simple drift]

what was the latest ios when big sur came out

13 or 14 right

[half compass]

i need to figure out where asu gets horizonfw from

[alpine spoke]

iPhone 12 Pro Max or iPhone 13

[half compass]

ios 14

[simple drift]

OH MY GOD BRO

SPOTLIGHT IS SO FUCKING FAST

TAHOE IS SO SHIT

[half compass]

me when i use ventura

except i cant because no app support so i lowkey just kill myself

[simple drift]

guhhhhhh

[worthy quail]

was sequoia the next release

or

[simple drift]

hi echo

[worthy quail]

i dont even know

[half compass]

sonoma?

[low mortar]

Apparently it’s a major charge and major charges can be enacted forever

[half compass]

it was ventura then sonoma

then sequoia then tahoe

[worthy quail]

wait

ohhh

[elder relic]

Genuine question, will we ever find a backdoor for iOS 26 or 18

[simple drift]

lmao

[worthy quail]

what did sonoma do

[low mortar]

Reading through the thread has made me laugh harder than I have in so long

[half compass]

add widgets

[half compass]

on homescreen

[worthy quail]

what did ventura do

[low mortar]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AusLegal/s/kCIaVXZHH6

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[half compass]

settings redesign

[worthy quail]

oh ok

[simple drift]

these app icons are so inconsistent lmao

[elder relic]

Good boy

[muted shuttle]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEypHeNWEAAK76S.webp

[half compass]

y

they're fine?

[simple drift]

maps and photos look so out of place imo

[half compass]

photos does not look out of place

[simple drift]

what is that icon

[half compass]

maps app is a tiny bit out of place

[half compass]

this is awful

[worthy quail]

i could say maps does but not photos

and its probably the older looking state route glyph on maps

or the colors

idk

[simple drift]

i wonder if xcode-select --install will work

[half compass]

@muted shuttle hello question

[muted shuttle]

@half compass hello answer

[half compass]

#jailbreak message does the banner of this man count as nsfw

[muted shuttle]

(maybe)

[alpine spoke]

will iPhone 13 get another year after 12 pro max

[half compass]

you cant see a dick

so idk

[simple drift]

lmao

[muted shuttle]

Yup

[half compass]

oh ok

[muted shuttle]

Thx for report Bruce Sewell

[worthy quail]

@muted shuttle maxxseeeeen

[muted shuttle]

Hii

[worthy quail]

hii

[simple drift]

lmao theyre in the *-*** server

[worthy quail]

this endermna be holding a dandylion

dandilion

[half compass]

wtf is g community

[simple drift]

dm

[worthy quail]

idk what that server is

[simple drift]

dm

[half compass]

is it andrew tate

[carmine elk]

hei asahi on m2

[muted shuttle]

Gay community

[half compass]

ok i see

[polar python]

maxine community

[simple drift]

piracy website community

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1365741776375255062/1449833251643326575/67.gif

[fading orbit]

I just got an iPhone 13 💔

[half compass]

yes?

why wouldnt it

completely different chips

[versed sun]

Is the 12pm already almost unsupported?

[carmine elk]

that pfp looks familiar

[fading orbit]

I can't even jailbreak it AND it's going to lose support next year bro

[half compass]

in like 2-3 years

[half compass]

idk where u got this from

you're good for like 4 years

[simple drift]

im still on a 13 mini

[fading orbit]

oh ok good

😭

[carmine elk]

yup. iOS 27 is probably its last update

[versed sun]

I remember when it just came out didn’t even feel that long ago

[half compass]

me when misinfo

[simple drift]

it was a misinput

[half compass]

iphone 11 is probably not losing support this year

[carmine elk]

6 years ago..

[fading orbit]

i forgot 2020 was 6 years ago

😭

[simple drift]

what is stuffit expander

[versed sun]

Still remember the Apple TV ads for it

[half compass]

i want to stuff things into my rectum

[simple drift]

progesterone

[half compass]

what

[versed sun]

Something with a cutting board and the phone being rinsed off

[simple drift]

you shove progesterone pills up your ass

most effective method

im not joking

[half compass]

they're called suppositories

[carmine elk]

isn’t that the classic pre osx Mac OS archive thingy

[half compass]

you're an l1 english speaker

you should know this

moron

[simple drift]

close enough

[hard comet]

💔

[simple drift]

trust i am c2

[half compass]

he aint wrong

[simple drift]

i was born here

https://www.europa-school.co.uk/language-level-test/

[hard comet]

he is

[simple drift]

i will get c2

[versed sun]

Nvm the ad was for the base not pro

[hard comet]

but we are all forced to be wage slaves

[alpine spoke]

Which is worth more an iPhone 12 Pro Max or an iPhone 13 I own both

[simple drift]

false

[versed sun]

Selling both and getting 14 pro or better

[alpine spoke]

I did always want the deep purple iPhone 14 Pro

[carmine elk]

frr everything in England is js depressing. so many fucking stones and cloudy wather

[versed sun]

Same

[ornate latch]

wather

[simple drift]

wather

[versed sun]

Pro max not pro

[muted shuttle]

i loved my deep purple 14pm

very pretty phone

[simple drift]

i want a lavendar 17

[versed sun]

Had a redacted one which unlocked after getting rid of it finally

Was scammed when buying it

[hard comet]

great

blind bought like 2 phones over the last week, hoping they’re not locked lol

[versed sun]

Even if I still had wouldn’t work with service

[alpine spoke]

wouldn't get a midnight green iPhone 11 Pro nowadays

[simple drift]

it let me install homebrew on big sur

fun

[versed sun]

I still got the camera to the iPhone

[ruby copper]

@simple drift Hiii

[simple drift]

hi

are you becoming an exec

[versed sun]

Regret even taking it apart

[muted shuttle]

ur so mean

[alpine spoke]

The iPhone 12 pro max is graphite not pacific blue so it's ok color

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

Have u done anything cool with your switch

[ruby copper]

I bricked it

[hard comet]

i found a ios 12(?) xs but the seller is not responding 😭

[muted shuttle]

How

[hard comet]

30€ btw

[versed sun]

Pacific blue iPhone is my second favorite

[muted shuttle]

I wanna see.

I can determine the ios version (maybe)

[ruby copper]

Wiping the emmc

[simple drift]

[versed sun]

14 pro tops it out

[simple drift]

wowza

[muted shuttle]

Did u make a nand backup

[hard comet]

just guessing tbh

[muted shuttle]

Oh wait

Yeah u did

[ruby copper]

Yes

[simple drift]

11 or 12

iddk

[hard comet]

maybe i’m tripping tho

[simple drift]

i think its 12

[hard comet]

it’s xs so 12

[simple drift]

o

[slim loom]

wallpaper is ios 12

[simple drift]

k

12

[muted shuttle]

Ok good

Restore it.

b n;./klop\

.

[hard comet]

i’ll double text him idc

[ruby copper]

Doesn't work

[versed sun]

Did you message them and ask the imei on the SIM card

[muted shuttle]

i dropped my phone on my keyboard

[muted shuttle]

How

[hard comet]

nah

too complicated

[slim loom]

I wanna find ios 11 iphone x

[ruby copper]

Because the nand is locked

[simple drift]

what should i do on big sur before i wipe it

@half compass what do i do with big sur

[muted shuttle]

Unlock it then.

[ruby copper]

With what password

[versed sun]

If it’s eBay just report it as didn’t receive what was advertised

If it’s locked

[simple drift]

shit i got a question wrong on the ENGLISH LANGUAGE test

[ornate latch]

idiot

[simple drift]

how am i fucking up my native language

[muted shuttle]

I couldve sworn u went on an emmc locking rant thing in dms before

Saying u could unlock it somehow

[simple drift]

i am a moron perchance

[ruby copper]

Yes

I did that

[muted shuttle]

So why is it still locked

[ruby copper]

It's unlocked and working now

[muted shuttle]

Ohhhh

[coarse ginkgo]

You have completed the test.
You got 52 correct answers from 60 questions.

Your language level is advanced, C1 or C2, according to the Common European Framework of Reference Levels.

[muted shuttle]

Good...

[coarse ginkgo]

word

[ruby copper]

I was just talking in past tense

Cuz u asked what I did

[muted shuttle]

Hey my fuel pump arrived

Can you install it

[coarse ginkgo]

no

[ruby copper]

So I was like. I bricked it

[muted shuttle]

Ohhhh

[ruby copper]

But it's fixed now

[muted shuttle]

I see.

[hard comet]

it’s an ebay equivalent but no one uses its payment provider and just relies on paypal friends and family

[muted shuttle]

Thx

[coarse ginkgo]

yw

[hard comet]

was owned by ebay before (talking about ebay kleinanzeigen)

[coarse ginkgo]

Hey my BMW RAM module arrived, can you hook up the power and OABR wires

[muted shuttle]

Nah

[half compass]

is c2 best or worst

[coarse ginkgo]

Thx

[muted shuttle]

Ofc

[simple drift]

best

[half compass]

oh

[simple drift]

https://www.europa-school.co.uk/language-level-test/ @half compass do the test

[half compass]

i got 56 out of 60

i messed like 2 of them up because they were circumstantial as fuck

[simple drift]

somewhat nearby location jumpscare

[half compass]

like how am i supposed to know somebody is going to the garage to have SOMEBODY ELSE fix their car

[simple drift]

lmao

[coarse ginkgo]

some of the questions really felt like theyre multi choice

[simple drift]

thats how garages work??

idk

i think its also just context of being in england

[coarse ginkgo]

whats stopping you from fixing ur own car

[simple drift]

😭

[coarse ginkgo]

[half compass]

[simple drift]

you drop your car off at the garage to get it repaired

idk

thats just how it works

[ruby copper]

@simple drift @half compass @muted shuttle @hard comet gn

[versed sun]

I found iphone 11pm under my desk but it was destroyed and I forgot I had it

[muted shuttle]

Goodnight :3

[hard comet]

gn

[half compass]

do english people not have their own garages

[coarse ginkgo]

no gn ping ????

bn

[hard comet]

damn

[ruby copper]

@coarse ginkgo gn

[coarse ginkgo]

gn

[hard comet]

how does this happen 😭

[coarse ginkgo]

good boy

[hard comet]

freak

[versed sun]

Having a ton of devices

And selling and buying

[hard comet]

oh well

[hard comet]

i was thinking about doing that for fun lwk

[simple drift]

hello temperature checker

[hard comet]

but eh

[coarse ginkgo]

only on fridays between 00:05 and 00:15am

[hard comet]

tax shit is annoying as well

fucking germany man

[hard comet]

hello fiona

[versed sun]

Most of the devices I’ve gotten for trading cheap stuff

[hard comet]

i see

[versed sun]

Or family members just giving me stuff

[hard comet]

that’s like the type of people who plan out when they’re gonna fuck

[hard comet]

based

[versed sun]

My iPhone 12 collection from last summer

[half compass]

who invited bro

[hard comet]

my family is non existent apart from parents + my brother so no free phones for me

[versed sun]

The blue one?

[half compass]

yeah

[simple drift]

imposter

[half compass]

fr

[simple drift]

very sus

[versed sun]

It’s not red

[rich dune]

amongus

[coarse ginkgo]

source ?

[hard comet]

i wanna buy a 12/13 mini

[versed sun]

It even has the minis

[hard comet]

😭

[half compass]

i sure do wonder what's about to happen

[hard comet]

forgot

[coarse ginkgo]

:/

[hard comet]

r/jailbreak watch party

[simple drift]

LMAOOO

[versed sun]

Early last summer collection

[half compass]

why are they all black

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle @teal bramble is my wiring correct

[hard comet]

had to zoom in to realize the cpus weren’t ipod shuffles

[muted shuttle]

Maybe

[coarse ginkgo]

thx

[muted shuttle]

Np

[half compass]

yea make sure all the cables touch

it makes it go faster

[hard comet]

real

[coarse ginkgo]

wonder how ts not fried already ngl

i gotta wire up the obd port

[versed sun]

Was Apple suppose to id me for trading in iPhones for credit

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/wario64/status/2039808413329170433?s=46 yooooooo

Wario64 (@Wario64)

50% off PlayStation Store purchase/PSN funds (max $50 discount) may be available on Cash App offers (ymmv)

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 2, 2026, 8:53 PM

[half compass]

what happens if no cashapp

[versed sun]

I traded these to get a 16 pro

[simple drift]

cashapp isnt in the uk anymore

[smoky torrent]

who even uses cashapp

[hard comet]

idk but isnt apples trade in system a scam?

😭

[autumn pendant]

4 phons

[simple drift]

no one

[versed sun]

Yes

[half compass]

wtf

how much were they all worth in tradein value

[versed sun]

Only 450 for them

[simple drift]

brug

[half compass]

that's good

[hard comet]

sell them on ebay dude

[simple drift]

can you just get cash for trade ins

[hard comet]

ehhhh

it’s not bad

[simple drift]

xrt why fr

[versed sun]

My card had a 1k limit a month and already spent a total of 300-400

[simple drift]

i dont know

[half compass]

do you not understand what a trade in is

[simple drift]

it depends on the company

[hard comet]

whar

am i slow

[simple drift]

cex lets you either do it for cash or in store credit

[half compass]

no company gives you cash for trade ins

[simple drift]

cex

[half compass]

wtf is cex

[hard comet]

sex?

[smoky torrent]

Yes

Unironically how you pronounce it

[simple drift]

https://webuy.com

[half compass]

we,buy.comn

great url

[smoky torrent]

https://uk.webuy.com

[simple drift]

shut

[versed sun]

Apple gift cards

[hard comet]

2slimeyfanclub is a based name icl

[half compass]

that's not cash

[smoky torrent]

Thanks

[simple drift]

fr

[half compass]

man wtf is this

[simple drift]

game store

[smoky torrent]

They give u like

Nothing

literal pennies

[simple drift]

basically european gamestop

[versed sun]

Still was limited to $700 on card for the month

[half compass]

why does a game store sell ipads

[simple drift]

they sell all tech

[hard comet]

HOLY SHIT

[simple drift]

basically

[hard comet]

HE REPLIEF

ios 12 xs incoming

[half compass]

who replied

[simple drift]

they have gpus and ipoods and shit in my local store

[smoky torrent]

bro

[half compass]

sloppiest slop of all time

[smoky torrent]

iphone x is

46£ cash trade in

they sell it for 140

[simple drift]

yea its a scam

cex sucks

balls

[half compass]

if cex was so good where's sex 2

sorry wrong spelling

[green mauve]

oooo bro said sex😔

[hard comet]

i don’t even like ios 12 lol

but idc

still a cool find

[half compass]

are u reselling it or what

[hard comet]

it’s in good condition too, but supposedly the screen doesn’t fully work

[hard comet]

nah

just for fun

30€ who cares

[half compass]

but ios 12 sucks

no trollstore and no app support

[hard comet]

30€ iphones on ebay hate to see me coming

[half compass]

and the jailbreaks suck ass too

[hard comet]

REAL

chimera was a hellhole on my old ipad

not like unc0ver was better

[half compass]

A12 doesn't do that

but chimera still sucks

[alpine spoke]

can I flip an iPhone 12 Pro Max and regular 13 for more than $250

[half compass]

it's so unmaintained

[hard comet]

check atlas mobile

their prices are really good from what i can tell

and very detailed at that

[half compass]

@half compass chimera doesn't even work on 12.2+

😭

br

did i just ping myself

[hard comet]

so is the rest of jailbreaking tbh

apart from like two versions

[simple drift]

@half compass the english test doxxed me

help

[hard comet]

lmao

[half compass]

how

[simple drift]

scarily close location

[valid trail]

can anyone help me with an issue im having with my phone its not jail break related but i just need help pls

[hard comet]

idk but just tell us what it is

[half compass]

where the fuck are you even from

wales???

[slim loom]

not even telling the issue

lmao

[simple drift]

south west england

[hard comet]

@simple drift coords please

[simple drift]

no

[half compass]

so wales

[simple drift]

i am not doxxing myself to rjb

[half compass]

wait no

[simple drift]

unlike

amy

[hard comet]

[half compass]

thats too south west

[valid trail]

my phone was dead for 5-6 days and it was off ofc and i come back to like check texts and shit and some of them were synced but not all of them so im unsure what to do to get the missing messages

[simple drift]

youre saying wales is too south west?

wron

g

[half compass]

why are my maps in german

[half compass]

no i meant

too west

[hard comet]

idk sorry brother

[half compass]

not enough south

[hard comet]

whar

[simple drift]

right

[valid trail]

k

[simple drift]

@half compass why are you trying to triangulate me

[half compass]

@simple drift are you from bath

[smoky torrent]

temperature check

[versed sun]

Found a old screenshot from when the iPhone 13 was the latest

[simple drift]

no

im not telling you

[half compass]

why the fuck is that a real city

bath

bath city

[simple drift]

its named after the roman bathhouses

that

are there

[smoky torrent]

https://www.normalil.gov/

Normal

[simple drift]

bros from michael

[half compass]

michael

michael city

[simple drift]

fr

😭

[hard comet]

6°C

[half compass]

what is frankreich

[simple drift]

what

[simple drift]

dead

[hard comet]

france

[simple drift]

cooling dead body

[alpine spoke]

would it be better to sell on ebay for what would possibly be a Grade C iPhone 12 Pro Max
iPhone is fully functional and screen is fine just front glass is cracked

[smoky torrent]

https://www.sandwichmass.org/

😋

[simple drift]

amazing

[hard comet]

me (not me)

[simple drift]

😭

[hard comet]

dawg wtf

[simple drift]

town of sandwich

[hard comet]

try it. you have nothing to lose

[half compass]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/oPcCYUs3evXTZuPb9

what do they sell here

[simple drift]

i want to visit michael, illnois

[hard comet]

toilets

[chilly bear]

mods he's doxxing me

[simple drift]

toilets

[simple drift]

hi null

[half compass]

no you're from jonestown

[chilly bear]

[simple drift]

fr

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[alpine spoke]

is carrier lock hard to remove from a device
I got device 2nd hand

[half compass]

you're from the people's temple

[half compass]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/VaDAGU4iqxE4u8v69

brother what

[simple drift]

chinese landing

[chilly bear]

niche community

[half compass]

dude WHAT https://maps.app.goo.gl/dRmh9DvgmGsNJscX8

wtf are these names

what is happening in guyana

[alpine spoke]

is there a way to check elgibility of carrier unlocking an iPhone

[simple drift]

best server

[half compass]

who tf is there

[simple drift]

people of a entirely seperate community on discord

music nerds

[chilly bear]

why does apple maps turn into a globe but google maps stays flat

smoking gun

[simple drift]

there is absolutely zero overlap

well

one person

but im not revealing who

[alpine spoke]

I have an iPhone 13 locked to AT&T

[simple drift]

and they only have 7 messages in this server

[half compass]

smoking gun.....

https://maps.app.goo.gl/HWtfgpCjo37QQvTz8

[half compass]

that's great bro

[half compass]

no way

twins

[smoky torrent]

Bro

[simple drift]

now i need to do a romanian proficiency test

[half compass]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/nCKy1NF1PatFfE2X7

who up getting among us pizza

[simple drift]

tbh i should become good in a second language

i know some french i could get better at that

i GUESS

[half compass]

i want to learn a 3rd language but nothing would be actually useful

[simple drift]

its too much effort to start on a new language

[half compass]

maybe chinese idk

[simple drift]

everyone must learn chinese.

before its too late.

[half compass]

tones are weird and gay tho

ludwig taught me that

[simple drift]

bing chilling

[half compass]

mao xian can mean cat line AND adventure depending on tones

[simple drift]

wtf is a cat line

[chilly bear]

not tapped in

[half compass]

mao means cat

[simple drift]

cat shit

[half compass]

xian means line

i guess

[simple drift]

cat line = tail?

[half compass]

no

[thick tapir]

ive been thru emory before 🥀

[chilly bear]

mandarin has a bunch of intonations you need to learn if you want to say anything

[half compass]

it doesn't actually mean something

[simple drift]

it should

[half compass]

it's just cat line

he also told a woman two lotus good tuah in mandarin

idk how he fucked up the tones that bad

[simple drift]

what

[half compass]

and he also told a gas station worker i am your father

and also that his name is pussy burger

[simple drift]

two good lotus tuah!! 🔥🔥😂😂

[hard comet]

😭😭

[half compass]

yea

and after that

he fucked the tones up again i guess

[hard comet]

i don’t think i’ll ever learn another language

[half compass]

and said 'we are praying'

[hard comet]

as cool as some languages are, it’s just so fucking hard

esp the languages that do interest me

[chilly bear]

no it's like he's saying meow then line

except in china the sound a cat makes is also what a cat is called

[simple drift]

i need to go pick up my meow from the vet

[half compass]

if it's something close to a language u already know

[chilly bear]

by the locals

as someone who lives in china i would know

[half compass]

it seems easy

idk

[hard comet]

sure i could learn dutch but why tbh

[simple drift]

please change your name to pussy burger after the wwdc

[chilly bear]

you already know dutch

we are speaking dutch right now

[hard comet]

chinese or arabic are cool, but completely different from german and really difficult

[half compass]

done

[simple drift]

incredible

[hard comet]

damn i guess we’re from the nether or something

i hate that my favorite teacher ever verbally sexual assaulted one of my classmates all the time 😭

[half compass]

what

wdym

[hard comet]

tbh he did that to a lot of us but she was the only one that cared and he was going extra hard on her icl

[simple drift]

what

[hard comet]

he asked her shit like “are you daddy’s girl” all the time

17yo btw

[chilly bear]

i told you guys not to say anything about that.

[hard comet]

worst thing is he married one of his pupils 😭

[half compass]

😭

[vestal jacinth]

i updatet my iphone 11 with apple devices and no its locked in this update installing screen my pc shows update failed and wenn i take my iphone of my pc it goes to recovery mode

[half compass]

?

he married his own eye?

[hard comet]

am i slow wait

translator time

students

[minor wharf]

bricked ggs

[vestal jacinth]

@minor wharf what?

[hard comet]

idk why we were taught pupils all the time

[half compass]

!t dfu

[fervent dove]

Hey @vestal jacinth, have a look at this!

dfu

DFU (Device Firmware Upgrade) mode is a mode which allows a device in any condition to be restored to a fresh version of iOS (not to be confused with Recovery Mode). This can also be used to jailbreak using checkra1n and palera1n!

For how to restore in DFU mode, see /tag dfurestore

Added by eric#1997 | Used 1,645 times · Dec 21, 2020, 11:21 PM

[hard comet]

and her bf was sitting next to her 💀

[half compass]

@chilly bear why did michael say his bike is 5ccs to a gas station worker

[hard comet]

another guy in that class would just whip out a massive bottle of wodka every now and then while my teacher was smoking outside 💀

[chilly bear]

im not sure 😕

[chrome peak]

boob§

[simple drift]

sob

[simple drift]

pupil means both student and black bit of eyeball

[hard comet]

ye i just never thought about it until now

weird tbh

but german isn’t much better. running someone over is the same word as swerving

umfahren vs umfahren

[simple drift]

@hard comet do this https://german.millermanschool.com/

[hard comet]

oh no

[copper tendon]

What would happen if all of apple’s servers got ddosed and they all went down

[simple drift]

no more app store

[carmine elk]

yall is this build compatible with Lara exploit

26.3b1

[simple drift]

ipados 26 looks weird

[half compass]

i got 62% german 49% autistic

[simple drift]

you might be german

[half compass]

all the answers are so blunt and so right

[kind basalt]

I’ve got a iOS 18.5 iPad 7th gen jail broken with palera1n any suggestions on what I should do and any recommended supported tweaks

[simple drift]

i don’t have the mental energy to do it rn
i’ll do it tomorrow

[hard comet]

[simple drift]

anitime on havoc

best tweak

[hard comet]

fuck you mean both

[simple drift]

you are german AND autistic

congrats

[hard comet]

i have been suspecting that

[kind basalt]

Ight bet any others? Littoral can’t find any supported ones

[simple drift]

suspecting that you might be german

[hard comet]

can’t wait to not tell my therapist because she’s never asked me that and telling her myself would be wrong because she obviously knows better

[simple drift]

oh yea idk abt support

[hard comet]

real

[simple drift]

only tweaks i know about are on ios 15/16

[half compass]

i dislike therapists

they're all leeches that ONLY want your money

[simple drift]

i’ve never been to one

[kind basalt]

Okayyy 🙁

[half compass]

i went to one once then i realized that

[kind basalt]

Does anyone know where I can find a whole list of sort by iOS jailbreak tweaks

[simple drift]

i’m just gonna get antidepressants from a doctor and not deal with a therapist

[hard comet]

ehhh i see your point but they can’t just magically fix you

it’s not like a cold most of the time

but yes i agree most of my appointments have been useless

[half compass]

i don't want to be fixed cuz im not broken

[hard comet]

and she’s starting to act like claude

maybe i’m just entering a new state of ai psychosis

[half compass]

and if i have an issue im gonna work it out myself

[simple drift]

i’m very broken

need fixing

[kind basalt]

Best list of tweaks?

[half compass]

literally

[hard comet]

i have always thought so myself until i got broken

[half compass]

so fucking real

[simple drift]

scrobbit and nothing else

[half compass]

they're just irl claude

[simple drift]

only useful tweak

[kind basalt]

Ok lol

[hard comet]

akara looks nice

[simple drift]

@low mortar thoughts

[hard comet]

BUT they can tell you funny words which make it impossible for you to do certain jobs and get certain insurances

[simple drift]

wdym

[kind basalt]

Brooo everything is paid like guys is there a list somewhere like refit or GitHub or smiths that I can go browse with supported iOS versions listed?

[simple drift]

i mean you could just be a filthy pirate

[half compass]

i'd rather talk to claude than a therapist

[kind basalt]

Idk how and prob wouldn’t

[simple drift]

but that’s like

support small devs

[half compass]

fuck them all

[chilly bear]

real

[hard comet]

i’m talking about diagnoses and the influence of them on your life and ability to get certain jobs and insurance like life insurance

[kind basalt]

Love the username Bruce

[simple drift]

hm

[half compass]

real

[half compass]

thx

[hard comet]

i could likely never become a proper teacher just because i decided to face my problems

great system guys

would be much better if i’d just suck it up right

[hard comet]

(i don’t want to be a teacher anyways)

[chilly bear]

yep

[hard comet]

the urge to delete whatsapp to social isolate even harder

[half compass]

i don't think therapists want you to get better

they have no reason to

they would literally bleed money

[hard comet]

ehhh they’re still emphatic human beings

and there are enough new people

[half compass]

doubt there are enough to keep the cycle going

[hard comet]

it’s not like they are gonna run out of patients any time soon

[hard comet]

100%

i know that some people have to wait over a year to get a therapist here

i got really really lucky

ended up waiting like two months

[half compass]

i mean i guess

social expectations are different here

[hard comet]

for what

[half compass]

you're seen as a weirdo

for having to go to a therapist

so there's not many people that end up doing it

[hard comet]

same thing here, especially in older people. it’s slowly getting less stigmatized though

and honestly i don’t care what other people think atp

[half compass]

arguably getting worse here

i keep telling myself that but then i realized it's all just a lie

and i do actually care

[hard comet]

which results in more people who should go

[half compass]

but they're not going to

[hard comet]

eh so do i ig, but it depends what someone’s there for + having one myself obv makes you stigmatize it less

[hard comet]

vicious circle

god i hate the english word for that

i’m grateful i got a therapist last year because i was insanely depressed

like less than rock bottom

[half compass]

i mean yeah

then it's good to go to a therapist ofc

[hard comet]

true true

[half compass]

but personally i don't think i could bring myself to do that if i was in that situation

when i know that most people are really just doing it for the money

[hard comet]

i understand. i also thought the same thing for a while but propaganda got to me and shit wouldn’t stop piling up

[hard comet]

so find someone who’s not in it for the money

[half compass]

way too much work

[hard comet]

and i honestly don’t think most of them are in it for the money

they could’ve done easier shit if they wanted to banana farm

[half compass]

not really

being a therapist is pretty easy compared to other jobs

at least that's what i think

[low mortar]

I wouldn’t use Claude as a therapist personally

[half compass]

you just have to be really good at making people feel seen

and you just hit the jackpot

[low mortar]

There’s a big part you’re forgetting

[hard comet]

and i honestly just feared judgement from the people around me, but i ended up having pretty much no one around me so that wasn’t an issue anymore

[hard comet]

it’s not an echo chamber dude

[low mortar]

You have to both be a good listener, be able to provide support and be able to not let other peoples trauma get to you

[half compass]

yeah true

[low mortar]

You’re gonna hear fucked up shit daily and that’s gonna tear you down

[hard comet]

and it takes someone 10 years to become a licensed therapist here

[half compass]

much harder than being a doctor for example tho

[hard comet]

that’s a lot of time

[smoky torrent]

im lucky i dont need to use ts

[half compass]

at least if you're a surgeon/er nurse

[smoky torrent]

my family dont even use it really

[half compass]

imagine having to see or fix dismembered bodies on a daily basis

[hard comet]

i wish dude

i hate it

[smoky torrent]

its ass

[hard comet]

it is

[smoky torrent]

Meta spyware

👁️

[hard comet]

real

[half compass]

somebody i know was an ambulance nurse

[hard comet]

i love palantir

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-hit-the-jackpot-jackpot-tiktok-gif-3743259066736165732

[half compass]

they saw soooooo much fucked up shit

[smoky torrent]

They know

[hard comet]

true…

[hard comet]

i honestly don’t understand why someone puts themselves in that position voluntarily

no ones forcing you to do that job

[half compass]

yeah 😭

[spark yacht]

Geniuses this man needs help https://discord.com/channels/349243932447604736/1489386372316925962

[half compass]

i guess just the wish to probably save lives

[hard comet]

be a cook and cook for people in need

[half compass]

they told me a story that once they were dispatched to like

[hard comet]

easier

[half compass]

a guy

that had his brains splattered all over

[hard comet]

mhhhh great

[half compass]

because they were on a motorcycle

and werent wearing a helmet

[hard comet]

…

[chilly bear]

lol

[half compass]

and like

his mother had also gotten there idk how

and she went insane

[hard comet]

man that’s so stupid but it’s even worse that you’re dragging innocent people into it

[half compass]

crazy shit

[hard comet]

understandably so

[half compass]

yeah

honestly i also dont really know why anybody would do this

[hard comet]

main reason i didn’t kirk myself lol

dw im alright now

[half compass]

this was like 20 years ago so i feel like it's fine to mention

[hard comet]

that’s why i study comp sci

[low mortar]

Hey I’m glad you’re still here!

[hard comet]

worst thing i’ll see is claude taking my job

[half compass]

the person who told me this story did quit after like

i think a year max?

[hard comet]

so am i, ty :)

[half compass]

there was so much way worse shit too

[hard comet]

i’d have never made a year if i had to deal w all that stuff

[half compass]

idk how they did it

[crystal jolt]

guys can some one help me diagnosing my iph13?

[half compass]

i guess you become desensitized to it after a while

[half compass]

and some of the people that did those things couldn't have possibly gotten caught either

it's just insane

[hard comet]

someone i’m related to in some way i don’t even know is a trauma surgeon and i honestly don’t even want to know the shit she gets to see all day every day

[hard comet]

100% but that’s really sad tbh

cause it’s still another life yk

[half compass]

pretty much everyone in my close family is a doctor/surgeon of some kind

so yeah i do hear a ton of fucked up stories

[hard comet]

damn

im possibly gonna be the first person w a uni degree in my immediate bloodline

[half compass]

how 😭

[hard comet]

wdym how

😭

[half compass]

like how immediate

[hard comet]

parents grandparents and everything that goes back further

it’s just aunts and shit perhaps

not even sure about that

can’t think of one tbh

[half compass]

crazy

[hard comet]

the only people that are related to me w uni degrees are like half second cousins really really far away from me ive seen once in my life

[smoky torrent]

Do i want to ask

What is a pussy burger

[half compass]

yudono ball

[hard comet]

making it out hopefully

and passing it on to the children i hopefully get to have

[half compass]

i hope

[hard comet]

we’re doing ok, but it’s a definite difference to my surroundings, all of the friends i’ve ever had had at least one parent w a uni degree

i just spawned in a wealthy hellhole of annoying kids who take everything for granted

[half compass]

truth and real

[hard comet]

if only my mum would’ve bought apple stocks back when she got her first mac

[half compass]

or nvidia

gosh i love ai slop

[hard comet]

real

[hard comet]

30+ years on mac for her and she doesn’t use right click to this day

true mac user

she doesn’t even have it binded

[half compass]

ignorance is bliss

[hard comet]

straight rawdogging

[half compass]

just ignore the existence of right clicking