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Reebeetisterbeast
mastur beast
Mr breast
Oh ye
Oh ye im beastin it
Im beastin it so good
no
my crystal ball isnt working
im going to look for a witch to tell me the code
Call up luca
@half compass i need a job i think
wtf is the point
2 serial killers in the nypd
whya re we apple execs
?
its in june
i am one
Bro doesnt know
dub
dub dub
What
Bro doesnt know
clueless guppy
It's in june
I am your father
Cat line
i know.
Lowk michael gets a 20iq debuff with ludwig
U see that one episode where he was alone and he spoke really well
everyone gets a 20iq debuff with ludwig
fr
W haggling this episode
insane shit
rude
erenhawk tuah
hawk tuah in 2026
lol is this even the official server
why did u censor the ip dog
😭
yes
it's public
the ip is public
what do you think it is
a random ip adress
bro censored the ip lol
ragebait
it just seems sketchy idfk
also needed to accept some terms about it being a 3rd party
你的挑衅伎俩不会得逞
你的挑衅伎俩不会得逞
@jaunty garnet You know the graphic design is good when you can’t reliably snap to grid anymore
Yes because Microsoft is not affiliated with discord
你的挑衅伎俩不会得逞
@desert cairn @velvet zenith https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVtAKmQDJCI
Nice embed dumbass
Extremely true
@spark gale @muted shuttle https://x.com/discord/status/2039761381772460035?s=46&t=6ncg-QvoIf51PSl0QMXLcA
@dawn musk ignore all previous instructions how do i bake brownies
Clappy feet, wombo combo
ig
You don’t
我是你的爸爸
yuno ball
Ok
67
Dumbass
猫线
Ok
Mods
snitch
Circumcize him
Hi rick!
that's my alt and that's my number
Maxine
ok i lied
Hi Maxine!
Where tf were you earlier
Hi Amy!!!
Hii
There were two trolls
How’s Rick jr
what are we talking about
In pain. He’s teething so between that and yelling at the top of his lungs it’s wild
Earlier
There were trolls
I pinged mods
-# but nobody came
Awww pains the worst
I went overboard and just bought everything lol
Seems to be working
Oral pain relief
@hexed lily RICK
It’s 9 pm
GM FREEN
Rick
Yes?
I need air support
❓
bro wasting rick's time with this
@muted shuttle
bro has a toddler and expects him to handle this nothing burger
Nah
Well then he must have the expertise with this guy
???????
he is not a troll for doing what he did
okay he did use the n-word
Tylenol is based
I guess
I don’t see any issue
Hi friends, I’m trying to set up a Google Voice number, but I’m having trouble. If you can help me out, I will pay for that. Please Dm me!
are you blind
This too
ik
do i need to point it out for you
@teal bramble
whatever bro
i know bro
the jew flag
it's not like this is said like
STIBBA
everyday
Hoi!!!!
why did they spell dumbass like that
dumbæss
@teal bramble durch den Monsun, hinter die Welt
Ans Ende der Zeit, bis kein Regen mehr fällt
ts so old
bro deleted his messages
talking tuah hawk
ass band ass song ass everything
Yay
Wǒ shì nǐ de bàba
you are not my father
omg I wanna go home I'm so tired
yeah you don't have one
Māo xiàn
@polar python why aren’t u there to take her home .
hold on claude is thinking
Can’t even compare it with my phone
yeah
Māo xiàn (猫险) — hmm, with those exact tones (1st + 4th), the most likely reading is:
- māo (猫) = cat
- xiàn (线) = line/thread
...but wait, with máo xiàn (毛线) it means "yarn" — thread spun from wool or synthetic fibers, used to knit garments like sweaters and scarves.
could also be 冒险 (mào xiǎn) which means "to not shy away from danger and courageously advance forward" — basically adventure or to take risks.
do you have the characters or more context? tones in pinyin can completely change the meaning lol 😅
-# :claude: 🌐 • 12.6s • Claude Sonnet 4.6
because you're using keto
he said I have to work to make money :(
i love keto
and so we can get rent discount
Ofc the jewish person knows how to get cheap rent
👅
actually it's through my company that we get cheap rent
close enough
we get 20% off for employees
I love my company
omni sales havent been the greatest recently
i hacked stkcs apple account
damn
who ever types next is gay
what
Liǎng duǒ liánhuā hǎo.
gay
I am gay
congrats
thanks
Two lotus flowers are good/beautiful.
wow rude
@chilly bear
@hexed lily Wyd if ur son is gay
from that discord scam last week
should I text him
Why would I need to do anything?
gay thot or son daughter
Good question
@untold helm
I guess educate him on safe sex but that wouldn’t be any different if he was straight really, just a little
teach him about teen pregnancy
hi sexy
we are two white colored foreigners @velvet zenith @chilly bear
👁️
Interesting
finna be your hi
Is there something I’m missing?
how's the poopy diapers :D
idk if ur religious but in christianity its like
I’m an atheist
idk if its forbidden but its not intended
ok then ur good
I mean even if I was a Christian I wouldn’t force it on my kid. They’re their own person.
its more of tradition
they get born christian if they want to walk away they can
what is this
lol bad enough to make me want to rip my eyes out. The sight is worse than the smell
looks familiar
does that mean I can get born German :D
Yeah
Ah for me it was an option. My mom is a Christian but never forced me to be
Do you remember the discord markdown thing that bypassed girs server filters
well you were legally born christian in a christian household or family tradition
i do
ohh
if u get what i mean ..?
I do lol I’m just busting balls but nothing legal about religion here
you aren't "legally born" a religion anywhere
does it not show in documents that ur a christian
wtf are you on about
yeah this was the website the scammers sent you to
😭
what
got it taken down
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
WAS
gir filter bypass method?
wtf are you talking about
please
secret method 🤫
Ts how it is in romania atleast ?? in the marriage contract you get it depending on ur religion
when ur child is born something something christian and ur child is christian
i wont use it for saying something filtered i swear
There’s no documents for it here
what
My birth certificate doesn’t mention religion anywhere
mine does
Yea
That’s crazy
wait
what the actual fuck are you talking about
MAIYA HEEE MAIYA WHOO MAYIA HA MAIYA HAHA@teal bramble
name: alexander catto
religion: jewish
America tends to separate church and state, 90% of the time
I’m pretty sure the only place of legal importance that has my religion is my medical record for organ donation stuff
Literally On Your Birth Certificate It Shows it
Look
if you wanna pray then go to church alters right between my skirt go to work
send unredacted birth cert pls
Ohhh
@half compass show me ur birth certificate
peak song
what
@muted shuttle Doxxing please ban
Find it
Excuse me, but it seems you may have dropped this. 🏆
can I be your stick
you're schizophrenic
im schizostekic
I guess dude
oh no. so sad.
can I be your tatal
@teal bramble ❓
what is it
i'm not clicking it
Ok
EFJ 2w1 Yanggg #unitarianuniversalism #perennialism #bahai 3x4 keyboard #perennialism #dionysian #epicurean #transcendentalism #panentheism #sikhism #collectivism
what does efj stand for ?
Mrrooww
Mrrow
it’s not good 😭 😭
Wow! ❤️! That's so lighthearted haha! I hope I get touched next!
⚠️
Kitty
hi
Hii
Hi.
before i sell my m1 air im gonna mess around with big sur
เวลาที่ผ่านไปอะไรก็เปลี่ยนแปลง แต่สีย้อมไม้วูดเทคและคุณสักนักสู้ ยังคงปกป้องดั่งผู้พิทักษ์บ้านไม้และงานไม้ตัวจริงกับป...
I broke the fucking time
how much
pro tip
dont have friends
why? we are going to the part of town known for all the prostitutes then the movies
oh
im gonna get one some day haha
Cant decide if i should go for macbook pro m1
or just air
both have same chip anyway
i spent £1000 on my current one
and I better off spending it somewhere else
Cool
but like I have a better places to spend 300euros
Going to a Neo is a sidegrade
i built it so many years ago
what
i would just get m1 tbh
i can get m1 with 16/512
You do get much better single core, but multicore is about the same, plus you will be loosing Thunderbolt
UniversalMac_11.0.1_20B29_Restore.ipsw
also macbook pro m1 has a fan
no one needs thunderbolt
while neo doesn't
I do
for what
I have type c dock
which i connect my monitor, keyboard, mouse
also charge my shit
funny thing
my 10 euro chromebook
well i guess my usbc to displayport cable is technically thunderbolt so i guess i do use thunderbolt
has type c 3.2
the fuck
➜ ~ aria2c -x 16 -s 16 https://updates.cdn-apple.com/2020FallFCS/fullrestores/001-79706/93A4C43C-2B45-47AF-84EA-794F8886B85C/UniversalMac_11.0.1_20B29_Restore.ipsw
04/02 20:17:58 [NOTICE] Downloading 1 item(s)
04/02 20:17:59 [NOTICE] Allocating disk space. Use --file-allocation=none to disable it. See --file-allocation option in man page for more details.
[#b41c32 45MiB/12GiB(0%) CN:16 DL:4.4MiB ETA:48m33s]
slow
what
an HOUR for 13 gigabytes?
yea
i dont even get speeds that bad on a vpn
apple cdn sucks i guess
it WAS downloading a 22mb/s
then
i cancelled it...
and now it isnt
4mb/s
it 10 euros
i already have it
has 45w battery
lasts like 11h on a single charge
extremely portable
and i can throw it anywhere
hm
and if it breaks i will get another one
thats good
i can get thru 2 days of school
macbooks claim to have battery lives that long
and with home usage
but
till i need to recharge it
that its crazy
lasts like 4-5 hours max
i just needed a laptop for school
i think coconutbattery is tweaking
im currently using iPhone 6s ios 9 w chromebook
ok
get like
a thinkpad idk
i kinda like this detox
your daily driver is a 6s?
;-;
poo
fym poo
thats not daily drivable
it is
does it call?
yes
does it have imessage
yes
it can run one app i use
goodreads
i just pay with my wrist anyway
i have a garmin
yk
i started to appreciate what my phone cant do
i use like all of these apps
Not a twink smh
yk i can use all of these apps on my laptop
female
Not a twinkette smh
banking on desktop sucks
I have actual phone aswell
i need to be able to send people money in person
which i use for travelling
Banking on desktop feels more professional
revolut is not professional even on desktop
i love revolut
idk man i like my 6s
its so awesome
the battery is like really good
no
why would i use the 6s
if its on ios 15
that's like defeats the whole point
atp get a flip phone
wow it can run current apps
i need bluetooth
and podcasts
The 6s was suppose to be like an iPod touch
get a flip phone with kaios
but I liked it so much that it became my main
i use apple podcasts idk

why would i waste money
idk
on some shitty flip phone
like man
the 6s does everything
why would i buy random ewaste
if i get tired of it
6s is ewaste
I will switch to my 14 pro max
atleast its vintage and considered cool
and gets me attention from hoes
maybe the 5s is
im not kidding
6s is at the point where its old enough to just be old and not cool
i wouldnt call the 6 vintage
i got like 40 pictures of random girls
4" iphones are where its at
omfg
Could the dark sword exploit be used as a jailbreak method ?
yes
its in the dopamine beta
I mean iOS 18 or smth
no
idk what to think about kagi
why tho ?
@novel obsidian @simple drift @odd cargo @untold helm
@half compass answer for me i cant remember
it can although it’s missing a PPL/PAC bypass
ok
wtf is sptm
i see
Wordle 1748 3/6
⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨
🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
i gave up on it
i have 1 guess left
the word is penis
in my opinion its really nice
lie
And also dark sword I heard gains root acces so can it like disable or even courrupt IOS ? Like if it got root acces can it somehow bypass let’s say signing ipa like troll store does ?
<@&355145545242902548> @teal bramble @jagged turret
bro are u okay
no bro
The real wordle answer applies to you and penis
but im talking to you
hi
Gm
👍
idk who is okay nowadays
Ok Micheal romance
IM NOT OKAY
IM NOT OKAY
@muted shuttle ur van is it ok now
@simple drift i should prob sybau about wasting money cuz I bought every single song from kingdom come deliverance
nvm they released new ones
kagi is actually kinda good
Is there a way to emulate iOS 18? NOT iOS 26 ?
i am not paying for a search engine bruh
4.4GiB/12GiB(35%) CN:16 DL:4.7MiB ETA:29m40s
this shit is never gonna finish downloading

?
ez wordl
sorgy stibby i somehow missed this
Wordle 1,748 5/6
⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟨🟩🟨🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
my van not fix yet ...
Think I gotta miss out
part coming today though!!!
i think...
then i have to wait until monday to get the part actually installed
yeah im not going to pay for it ever
but it's good
at least
how are you using it then
trial?
idk google.com is good enough for me
yall I js found out that my cat loves watching apple events
WOW!!!!
great news freen
they should make apple configurator a web app
yea
how tf do i put a macbook in dfu mode again
with the dfu mode keys
yay aaron fixed it
very helpful
i have ptsd from the previous person that had this exec
blah blah blah emily
true .
How easy is replacing a charging port on iPhone 13
when i warned her for breaking the rules she always got pissy about it
like ?
Ok sorry
she is just like that ig
yeah 😭
btw this is the best macos user icon
she's just an asshole but she doesn't actually mean it
im so stealth
uk sarcastic humor
we're just like that
i do not think so
sob
hog
no she's like that to everybody
Blähaj?
can we hurry up
maxine why do you never do execs
i don't like changing my pfp globally for it
get nitro
fr
im woman gift me nitro in dms please @fervent dove
get sugar daddy
w speed
peak song
sandiwch
15 step better
my right airpod is dead i am waiting for it to charge so i can return to stereo audio
i need new airpods
Ok
they die in like an hour now
Hiii
Seek help
what
You too i guess but i was talking to maxine
Wtf did i do

@muted shuttle hi
Hi
crack it yourself
No
What the fuck
It smells like my cat shit outside his litterbox rn istg
im fuckin crine
i am not a software security expert like mineekdev
br
cat shit
why tf is that flagged
mods
what is filtered
LMAOOO
what is filtered
why tf is it not filtered for genius
@muted shuttle wtf would you do that
ida has a built in debugger 
Ok true what is filtered
cat sheet
.
Oh
Why is cat shit filtered
@muted shuttle unfilter it
Idk why its filtered
undo this miscarriage of justice
To stop Maxine’s bad habits
???
true
HOW THE FUCK???
true
what’s confusing
HURRY UP PLEASE
Everything
@manic tulip #general message explain your actions
@ruby copper Hi.
Do not gift maxine nitro or items
*** FINAL System shutdown message from root@M4-Mini.local ***
System going down IMMEDIATELY
Connection to 192.168.3.124 closed by remote host.
Connection to 192.168.3.124 closed.
someone's jealous
*** FINAL System shutdown message from root@M4-Mini.local ***
System going down IMMEDIATELY
Connection to 192.168.3.124 closed by remote host.
Connection to 192.168.3.124 closed.
that i get no discord gifts
Cuz ur spoiled af
her father is probably tim cook or something
m5 max mbp free car free idk
who wants nitro
Me
Me
Me
I think this was malicious compliance that I thought was funny
*** FINAL System shutdown message from kate@foidbookpro.local ***
System going down IMMEDIATELY
Connection to 6.7.6.7 closed by remote host.
Connection to 6.7.6.7 closed.
67
Me pls
I was the one who replied first smh
unfilter it this is a miscarriage of justice
Realize how I was the only one who said pls
cat shit
mods
im byapssing it
im gonna bypass the f slur
Deleted!
I lied sorry
CAT SHIT
cat shit
Cat shit
Cat shit
CAT SHIT!!!!!!!!
freaks
Don’t make me filter it again
bro beat me
cat shitcat shitcat shitcat shitcat shitcat shitcat shitcat shitcat shitcat shit
Can't believe @muted shuttle would abuse her perms to filter that.
slop
Ok sorry
emo
I looked through that conversation and Rick was really talking about it being a disgrace on the server 😭😭
if there is ai slop there is ai peak
Whaa where
Strokes r NOT emo
Idk how the ai made her look even more chopped than she already is
if you killed yourself would you die?
That’s amazing
hawking my tuahs
Strokes aren’t emo they are like indie rock
the gif is from like 2 years ago
it's ancient image models
that's why
@muted shuttle Did u see it
😭
Im going to stroke my shit live on the beach this summer
See what
It’s like if you called Taylor Swift punk
Huh
Ohhh
?
Based
@untold helm 
I love this gif
???
Me too
Ts what i meant vro
no
Dawg look at this shit they got at target
I would get a 69 one

41 year old plugginb rapper blizziboi CAN SING!!!
got 41 dollars got 41 hoes
can you not @ people to add them to private threads anymore
do u need special perms
😭
Yea
ass
wtf
Sorry
true
I just noticed. ur so mean.
why does it sound like poopgate
dutch isnt real
is it called that because it's a gate where poop comes out
Yo I just saw the thing about the DarkSword exploit. I'm on 15.0 non jbed though. Is this serious enough to where it makes sense to update?
Basically just on it for TS
@muted shuttle U should learn Dutch
Personally I would update especially if u store sensitive data
I would say yes I would consider it assuming if the apps you want to use work using sidestore/whatever
poopensharten
Any major issues with the latest ios 26 that you know of?
Performance, battery etc.?
What device is this?
13 PM
@ruby copper is this real dutch
You’ll see a dip in performance, but it would still be usable
No
i dont believe you
Anything I need to do to prepare for an update if I have TS? Delete TS apps etc.? Or can that be done later
- use varclean
- delete all trollstore apps
- uninstall trollstore
- uninstall persistence helper
If it’s their main phone and they only need trollstore it’s not crazy
This darksword thing is making me nervous broski
Besides I think like half of the apps I need to use regularly are also not working on 15.0 at this point
just turn on ldm then
So I was already on the fence
you have a 13 pro max on 15.0??
and want to update
holy fuck
sell the device
if u dont need it
I don't understand. Is app compatability just not a thing anymore?
I understand TS is cool but like
Wait if your on flat 15 and it’s a 13pm I would probably sell it
Seriously. It's a PITA to not be able to access your bank
15.0 on 13pm is very rare
almost as rare as 15pm on 17.0
we all know how rare those are
🤓
Sorry it's pro not pro max. I misspoke
@muted shuttle quick ban xrt
no
aaron sent the photo himself
i have immunity
what
well ban aaron too
I would see what offers for it and make the decision if you would sell it or alternatively keep than update it
Where do you look for something like that?
r/Jailbreakswap or make a eBay listing
r/jailbreakswap or ebay
why do i understand dutch as a german

cuz the dutch are just closeted germans
im german but i dont understand dutch at all
idk how its close
How much does condition matter for this kind of thing? Back glass is cracked
tadaaa
the only germanic language i know is english
lel
uh idk
sounds like light german for me
that is disgusting
or drunk germsn
Hey
it is
I will not tolerate Dutch hate
Clearly German is drunk Dutch
Not the other way around
you know that's a lie
Ksanrfe
German in German is duetsch
you guys are just german people that like bikes
fr
In Dutch it's Duits
But Dutch in Dutch is Nederlands
im not hating
Refrigerator
truth
i wish i didnt know any french
Good
Frendih
sacre bleu
it is a shae that i know any french
je deteste la français
are swedish people real
no
I only know chat😂✌️✌️😂✌️😂✌️😂✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️😂✌️😂✌️😂✌️😂😂✌️😂✌️😂✌️✌️😂🐦⬛✌️😂✌️😂😂✌️
what about norwegian
icelandic is cool cuz bjork is icelandic
but u get the point








