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south rock
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U need dfu for jailbreaks.

slim loom
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Yes but your gonna use it to bypass

south rock
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Dude i just need help with dfu

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Stop being a discord mod

royal thorn
south rock
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Thats their job to tell me off

south rock
slim loom
simple drift
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a dfu restore does not get rid of activation lock

south rock
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Called slicer

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Sliver

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Listen ion care abt jt

royal thorn
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bro does not even know what he talking abt

south rock
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I need dfu

simple drift
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!t dfu

fervent doveBOT
# simple drift !t dfu
dfu

DFU (Device Firmware Upgrade) mode is a mode which allows a device in any condition to be restored to a fresh version of iOS (not to be confused with Recovery Mode). This can also be used to jailbreak using checkra1n and palera1n!

For how to restore in DFU mode, see /tag dfurestore

south rock
fervent doveBOT
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dfurestore

DFU (Device Firmware Upgrade) mode is a mode which allows a device in any condition to be restored to a fresh version of iOS (not to be confused with Recovery Mode). You cannot keep data when restoring via DFU and you can only restore to a signed version.

To restore via DFU:

  • Enter DFU Mode
  • Once you enter DFU, the device should show a black screen.
  • Connect the device to a Mac/PC and open Finder/iTunes.
  • On the prompt that says "A device has been connected in recovery mode and needs to be restored" press "Restore iPhone" then "Restore and Update.”
south rock
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okay here

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i wont bypass

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but i need help with doing dfu

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in order to do stuff

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i just need help please

simple drift
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it’s RIGHT there

outer adder
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New server icon damn

south rock
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all those steps

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it doesnt work

simple drift
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ok

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well im not helping you with a bypass

south rock
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dont help me bypass bud

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i need help with dfu

rich dune
fervent doveBOT
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Hey @south rock, have a look at this!

dfu

DFU (Device Firmware Upgrade) mode is a mode which allows a device in any condition to be restored to a fresh version of iOS (not to be confused with Recovery Mode). This can also be used to jailbreak using checkra1n and palera1n!

For how to restore in DFU mode, see /tag dfurestore

wild pelican
odd cargo
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I cannot use my iPhone without tinted icons anymore

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Because of third party devs

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Half of my icons are shiny

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Only way to hide the shiny

simple drift
rich dune
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@wild pelican

simple drift
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best april fools

opaque cypress
simple drift
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i THINK this is r/ipod

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idek anymore

slim nova
ashen basin
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Bruh Mario kart world was revealed a year ago wtf

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that shit came by so fast

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I will say the 24 hours before release was brutal but Jesus Christ a year????

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Im sorry i fear im always talking about Nintendo shit in here 😭 but I’m having a blast over here

echo hound
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can anyone help with delayed ota?

chilly bear
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@rich dune they need u .

muted shuttle
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@polar python @desert cairn @ruby copper

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@velvet zenith

velvet zenith
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Is sleep score ios 26

muted shuttle
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Uhh

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Idk

velvet zenith
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Useless

vital knoll
slim nova
vital knoll
rich dune
slim nova
simple drift
signal hazel
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you need nitro to change banner? since when 😭

slim nova
chilly bear
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good goy

simple drift
slim nova
rich dune
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@chilly bear hummus

simple drift
vital knoll
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or seromine

simple drift
slim nova
chilly bear
rich dune
signal hazel
# simple drift since always

i think i’ve had nitro too long. i thought when it runs out it at least stays there. didn’t know you just can’t do anything with it

chilly bear
slim nova
simple drift
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revolut is genuinely so awesome

slim nova
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ok

signal hazel
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fr

slim nova
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whatever floats your boat brodie

simple drift
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get revolut

signal hazel
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revolut is pog

slim nova
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i've not seen the word pog

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in years

bitter gazelle
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@simple drift

simple drift
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hi

bitter gazelle
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hiii

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have you seen my se2

signal hazel
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always blocks payments for me when i’m out drinking

simple drift
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i havent

vital knoll
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I want the diamond one

signal hazel
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so i get free drinks

vital knoll
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it's a prettybasge

simple drift
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hasnt done that for me

bitter gazelle
signal hazel
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you need to turn on some security setting

vital knoll
bitter gazelle
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😋😋😋

simple drift
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i have uhh

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wait

signal hazel
simple drift
bitter gazelle
signal hazel
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i have 3 SE2s under my bed

vital knoll
signal hazel
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all with the same issue

vital knoll
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blook

vital knoll
signal hazel
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no shits too comfortable

bitter gazelle
slim nova
bitter gazelle
signal hazel
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if i can find them i honestly don’t mind giving them away. i bought them to fix but they all have mic2 reboots after 3 minutes. ive replaced the mics in them and nothing works

slim nova
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you have a pixel too?

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🔥

bitter gazelle
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😭

simple drift
slim nova
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😡

slim nova
bitter gazelle
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what ios tho

simple drift
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true

signal hazel
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urrr they’ll be old

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lmao i bought one of them in 2022

bitter gazelle
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damn

chilly bear
slim nova
signal hazel
simple drift
bitter gazelle
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i got this yesterday

slim nova
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also taurine

bitter gazelle
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it's beautiful

simple drift
slim nova
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🔥

simple drift
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!!

signal hazel
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it doesn’t look very red

slim nova
bitter gazelle
slim nova
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can i play minecraft on that

bitter gazelle
simple drift
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1.12 or something

slim nova
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Nice

signal hazel
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TU19

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🔥

bitter gazelle
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more red to you?

signal hazel
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hot

bitter gazelle
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ong

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it's mint

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92% health

signal hazel
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not bad

clever thicket
rich dune
bitter gazelle
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and it was only $45

vital knoll
simple drift
signal hazel
vital knoll
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is the which to option is yes?

clever thicket
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please

simple drift
simple drift
vital knoll
clever thicket
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is it normal

bitter gazelle
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for a third party yeah

vital knoll
clever thicket
signal hazel
clever thicket
outer adder
coarse ginkgo
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kebab

outer adder
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Kebab <3

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Best food ever

coarse ginkgo
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rt

slim nova
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I love Google pixels they are so unique

coarse ginkgo
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in being ass

green brambleBOT
velvet zenith
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@real cobalt @limber temple ss03 stands for slowstroker03 btw

slim nova
astral vigil
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hi

vital knoll
slim nova
vital knoll
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it's legitness

slim nova
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True

astral vigil
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the only android i have is a phone that uses the MT6580

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im sad i made a deep glass scratch to that phone😭😭😭

velvet zenith
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@muted shuttle

vital knoll
muted shuttle
astral vigil
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the MT6580 is painfully slow

velvet zenith
muted shuttle
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No i intake way less than that

astral vigil
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wow i forget that my name is still white

velvet zenith
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Uh huh ..

vital knoll
chilly bear
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shalom @vital knoll

astral vigil
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i hate how my iphone has a subtle stage light at the bottom

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or idk what to call it

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its like a minor backlight bleed but they are lines

half compass
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Hey drake i hear u like em young 😂😂😂

versed sun
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I’m not even using turning on hotspot on my laptop

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Is find my using it?

warm quail
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macbook pro

low mortar
versed sun
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Not usb tethering

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Last time I used hotspot on it was a week ago

ruby copper
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I ran @muted shuttle 's homebrew and it wiped my switch internal emmc...... Maxine how do u testify

half compass
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Guilty

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Guilty all the way

ruby copper
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in all seriousness tho this is actually a good thing

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@half compass @manic tulip @simple drift I was fucking around with sxos as one does and it triggered its brick code on me lol so it locked my emmc with a password generated from the stack
I wrote a rcm payload to force erase it which will yk erase it but disable the pass so we're back. It's just completely empty now fr

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Luckily I have a backup!

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Cuz I'm not stupid

rare venture
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Plnant

simple drift
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i still need to update it to the new firmware actually

rare venture
ruby copper
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Yes

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run muffin.bin to fix it

chilly bear
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what a crazy coincidence

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😅

rare venture
rare venture
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Anyone see Artemis II launch?

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@spark gale i lowkey thought you just pinned my image 💀

simple drift
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hmm

fallen pelican
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it's summer baby

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shaved and haircut

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I'm aerodynamic

burnt kite
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Where to register for an exec

simple drift
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ping aaron

chilly bear
burnt kite
simple drift
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Andrea Jung

chilly bear
half compass
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@spark gale could I get Bruce Sewell

vital knoll
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@half compass can I get Crack Marketing Team

half compass
simple drift
chilly bear
simple drift
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ayo!

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@spark gale since nooka is gone can i be tim cook

spark gale
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no

simple drift
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aw

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ok ill figure something out

chilly bear
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sure...

half compass
vital knoll
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@simple drift can I be noooka

simple drift
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yes

half compass
simple drift
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who is steve jobs

half compass
simple drift
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i see

vital knoll
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beve bobs

simple drift
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idk who to pick

vital knoll
half compass
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I have had Bruce Sewell for 2 years

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he is mine and only mine

simple drift
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that's emily right

half compass
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yea

simple drift
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ok ill steal that then

wary badge
simple drift
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gurt

wary badge
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Time to revert to Oprah

simple drift
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@spark gale can i get fiona oleary pls

vital knoll
half compass
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dub dub dee cee 2026

wary badge
vital knoll
arctic field
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Genius bar posts don’t get deleted after a time period right?

chilly bear
simple drift
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im a big fan

chilly bear
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@simple drift whitetailani

simple drift
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emily bootx64.efi had this for the last 2

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and whitetailani left

chilly bear
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ewwwww..........

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eeeeeyuuuuuuuu........................

simple drift
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yuuu

next dome
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WAIT ARE YALL TELLING ME THAT I COULDVE DOWNGRADED TO IOS 18.7.7

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ON MY IPHONE 12 MINI?????

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NOOOOOOOOOO

simple drift
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no

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only ipad 9

next dome
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Gang I think my MacBook can’t connect to my Magic Mouse 😔😔 it says discoverable: off

jade arrow
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hi

molten lance
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Is it possible to replace the i5 logic board with the i7 one on the 13” mid 2012 unibody MBP?

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And is it even worth it if it’s possible?

half compass
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wtf are u trying to do

half compass
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😭

raven pine
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We are doing execs already?

half compass
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yea

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no role yet

simple drift
half compass
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way earlier

simple drift
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i swear it was way late last time

chilly bear
simple drift
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i REALLY hope ios 27 is a snow leopard type update

raven pine
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It says on the 7th

molten lance
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I’m definitely not paying for a new Mac with a soldered ram and SDD

simple drift
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better be

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youre linus meth tips right

raven pine
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Yes

simple drift
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ok

raven pine
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ios 11 to ios 12 type update

simple drift
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erm

raven pine
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  • better siri apparently
simple drift
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erm

raven pine
simple drift
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aaron put me on it for andrea jung

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not

half compass
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@spark gale what does dark blue name in the spreadsheet mean

chilly bear
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it is for consistency.

half compass
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shut up

chilly bear
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maybe idk i made that up.

simple drift
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made it all up!

half compass
fervent doveBOT
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@glacial valve's timezone is Europe/Paris 🇫🇷
It is currently 04:33 PM CEST

narrow crown
chilly bear
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why can't it be tomorrow in france

simple drift
half compass
raven pine
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@ruby copper why is carbon not working

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ik im late but oh well

narrow crown
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slop is any content that has been created without human effort

half compass
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lie

simple drift
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truth

simple drift
chilly bear
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yes

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we are apple employees

half compass
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yea

simple drift
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i see

ruby copper
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gm

raven pine
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morning

ruby copper
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its almost 5 pm

worthy garden
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hI

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Wow mineek

ruby copper
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Sorry

worthy garden
hazy lagoon
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Best browser everr

signal hazel
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are you ill

hazy lagoon
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Jk i was forced to Download it to Access a digital software key for free

signal hazel
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uhm what 😭

narrow crown
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nobody wants to use opera

hazy lagoon
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Yeah the Website Forced me to install it and run it to get the key

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Or else i pay money

simple drift
chilly bear
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change user agent ?

narrow crown
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wtf weird software are you downloading

hazy lagoon
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No it’s Hydrogen exploit for Roblox

simple drift
smoky torrent
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Ultra dtc

chilly bear
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!t roblox

fervent doveBOT
# chilly bear !t roblox
roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

narrow crown
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LMAO

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virus speedrun

simple drift
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hello 2slimeyfanclub

narrow crown
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all for some roblox cheats

chilly bear
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1.png 2.png 3.png 4.png

smoky torrent
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Hi

hazy lagoon
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I uninstalled it tho

simple drift
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Luca Maestri null.socks.rocks [APPL], Role icon, Member One
— 15:48
1.png 2.png 3.png 4.png

hazy lagoon
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Hate me for this but about 4 years ago opera was my default and favorite browser

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Rip those days

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I used it on my android and windows

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Even linux i think

chilly bear
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somethings wrong with u

smoky torrent
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^

half compass
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bro is turning into

hazy lagoon
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I didn’t know it steals data back then

signal hazel
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oh someone already made the joke

narrow crown
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is logan paul really giving away $2500

signal hazel
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bro my wifi is so bad at work

smoky torrent
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Yes

half compass
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no he’s giving away $3200

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adjusted for inflation

chilly bear
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why do people even care about using different browsers

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edge is good for everything

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i use it on ios and linux

signal hazel
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edge on linux

narrow crown
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edge??

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bros an edge user

molten lance
half compass
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I edge myself

chilly bear
narrow crown
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common firefox W

chilly bear
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not on appstore

simple drift
signal hazel
smoky torrent
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then dont use that website

narrow crown
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this has never happened to me

smoky torrent
signal hazel
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“please use google chrome”

hard comet
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@spark gale can i have apple store temperature checker again pls

signal hazel
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wait that’s a long ass gif

narrow crown
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do u know they dont check ur temperature at the apple store anymore

half compass
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yes they do

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they need to know if you’re hot

narrow crown
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they see my nipples poking through my shirt and dont even bother to check

simple drift
chilly bear
signal hazel
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here anyway

narrow crown
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what im saying

hard comet
simple drift
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yez

teal bramble
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vital knoll
alpine spoke
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Should I update to 26.4 from 26.1

coral fog
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no

crude solar
fervent doveBOT
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Hey @crude solar, have a look at this!

read

Did you even read the message?

crude solar
slim loom
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They didn't even mention downgrade

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lmfao

crude solar
polar python
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it doesnt

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to 26.4 from 26.1

slim loom
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can you fucking read

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dumb ass

atomic grail
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Any way to downgrade iPhone SE 2016 without it being tethered?

obtuse path
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Guys what is dark sword?

slim loom
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exploit chain

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!t coruna

fervent doveBOT
# slim loom !t coruna
coruna

Coruna Frequently Asked Questions

What is Coruna?
Coruna is the name given to a spyware chain discovered and made public by Google. Various parts of the chain were patched between iOS version 17.3 and 17.4.

What is DarkSword?
DarkSword is the name given to yet another spyware chain publicised by Google. Of interest if the kernel exploit utilized, which works on all versions of iOS 15, 16, and 17, with support up to 18.7.1 and 26.0.x. DarkSword does not contain a PPL or SPTM bypass.

Can this be used for a jailbreak?
Yes, possibly. Coruna contains a PPL/SPTM bypass up to 17.3.1, which is needed for a jailbreak on A12+. By utilizing the DarkSword kernel exploit:
A12+: supported from iOS 15-> 17.3.1
A11-: supported up to 18.7.1

Can I use this now?
We do not recommend the usage of any tools utilizing the exploits at this time. This comes from the fact that the exploit payloads come directly from spyware discovered, and so we cannot guarantee their safety. As opa334 has already begun updating Dopamine to implement the above exploits, we recommend waiting and blocking updates in the meantime (see !t blockota) for further details).

slim loom
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Darksword is also explained here

crude solar
vital knoll
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@polar python

polar python
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Hi

slim loom
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or are you fucking stupid

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i cant tell

polar python
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Should I update from iOS 6 to iOS 7?

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@muted shuttle

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Or perhaps downgrade from iOS 4 to iPhoneOS 1.

safe birch
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dude the fucking ban reasons are frying me

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“useless” ✌️😭

crude solar
velvet zenith
silk viper
fervent doveBOT
alpine chasm
silk viper
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Wtf is darksword

vital knoll
coral fog
silk viper
polar python
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ah yes let me keep my bank account with thousands in it logged into an old ass ios version

minor wharf
polar python
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surely all the warnings from apple are just tricks to get us to give up our jailbreaks!

polar python
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Yea

vital knoll
polar python
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Yea

silk viper
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I’m not updating my jailbroken phone

minor wharf
chilly bear
minor wharf
chilly bear
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actually they sent the message yesterday so maybe someone was just playing an april fools joke on them

minor wharf
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and is easy to get infected by

polar python
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u wish u had thousands lil bro

velvet zenith
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i was

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i have a few

polar python
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can i hold a band

velvet zenith
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ok how do i get it to you

polar python
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wire transfer

minor wharf
velvet zenith
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nah

vital knoll
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call me jazzy cause I'm all stekcy

turbid dust
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bro paid for rjb premium

vital knoll
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broette paid for premium furry

teal bramble
polar python
teal bramble
chilly bear
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the lowest possible level

teal bramble
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ohhh

rich dune
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.

worthy quail
simple drift
slim nova
polar python
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did you know that A Cat O is a Scam because i Submitted Curl and Account and He said No becus he Hates me @teal bramble

jaunty garnet
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a cat o

simple drift
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mr catto

worthy quail
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its curl

polar python
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i want another $50 so i will spend $100 making claude crack this @teal bramble

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curl++

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on bigboss

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real

worthy quail
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curl browser pro +++

simple drift
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curl browser pro +++

polar python
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Registrations from datacenter, VPN, or proxy IPs are not allowed.

vital knoll
slim nova
vital knoll
polar python
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?

slim nova
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Cracking my labubu

chilly bear
crystal jolt
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i kinda regret updating to ios 26 on my ipad

simple drift
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ok

ruby copper
crystal jolt
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its lagging

crystal jolt
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i can downgrade to 18 somehow?

simple drift
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🥚

chilly bear
rich yarrow
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yall

simple drift
worthy quail
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hI ACATO

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what

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caps

simple drift
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hI ACATO

teal bramble
worthy quail
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scammer

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evil

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how has acatto like

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fixed uptime

slim nova
worthy quail
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i dont use ai superoften but i havent noticed like any borken in voidai

slim nova
ruby copper
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voidai doesn't go down it's just very slow and keeps erroring

worthy quail
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oh

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ok

half compass
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It always errors

ruby copper
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if u haven't experienced this then u just either only use their front end or don't use it enough

worthy quail
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both

slim nova
worthy quail
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i dont use it very often

exotic thistle
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meow

slim nova
worthy quail
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i dont check the discord

half compass
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Good

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It’s all anime gooners

simple drift
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tbh i havent ever had it error

chilly bear
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acatto is trying her hardest HuTaoChibiAngry

simple drift
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its just slow

polar python
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acatto uses voidai to shootmy dog. avoid this service.

half compass
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Acatto would kill puppies and kittens if their corpses had api keys inside

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Its true

ornate latch
half compass
chilly bear
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i wish he was my husband<

simple drift
worthy quail
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great

ruby copper
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Hello echo

worthy quail
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thanks mineek

simple drift
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@ruby copper ?

ornate latch
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what was that mineek

ruby copper
ruby copper
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Title

half compass
ruby copper
simple drift
half compass
chilly bear
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@ruby copper it's completely normal. we're all unique in our own ways.

polar python
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@teal bramble how do i get my user id

ornate latch
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@teal bramble how do i get my user id

worthy quail
ruby copper
slim nova
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When acatto add olm to fodiai

polar python
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ofc prompt caching was DISABLED by default

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classic foid ai trickery

simple drift
muted shuttle
worthy quail
ruby copper
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Idk if voidai actually has paying members

simple drift
ruby copper
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How do those people manage to use it without errors

muted shuttle
slim nova
simple drift
ornate latch
slim nova
crude solar
polar python
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Ok

ornate latch
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Appleifanupdates/jailbreak

worthy quail
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what is this server

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ohh right its that roblox game

half compass
simple drift
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@spark gale pls can you swap me from andrea jung to fiona o'leary on the spreadsheet
sorry

chilly bear
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guy/gal deleted his/her entire account

polar python
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i am contributing to the 26s latency on voidai homepage

ornate latch
velvet zenith
half compass
arctic field
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Maybe you have a fake sd card

arctic field
simple drift
gilded rapids
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Finally buying an ebike after so much research 😭

chilly bear
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nice

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totally worth it

gilded rapids
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I’m so excited it has hydraulic breaks too so little more premium

split nimbus
gilded rapids
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I’m surprised for the price that’s really good

split nimbus
gilded rapids
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I wish e-bikes weren’t still over $1k but then again they’re more pricey in Europe I believe

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😭

split nimbus
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yes..

simple drift
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just get a car

split nimbus
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here they are like 2-4k

simple drift
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also hi blaze

slim nova
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Acatto named it wrong

gilded rapids
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I already have a car I just wanna wanna bike more like after work

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hiiii long time no see

simple drift
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not

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whitetailani

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or

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emilt

gilded rapids
simple drift
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emily

gilded rapids
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oh

simple drift
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hi blaze.

half compass
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two lotus good tuah

ruby copper
half compass
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we are praying

ruby copper
polar python
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my friend spent like $2k on one of those electric skateboards

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like brother just buy a car atp

half compass
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What car can you buy for 2k

polar python
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an old one

half compass
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2006 honda civic with blood stains everywhere

simple drift
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how tf do i change my twitter username

half compass
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and feces

arctic field
gilded rapids
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car wise tho I’m prob getting a 2026 accord

polar python
gilded rapids
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I just want a bike for fun use

half compass
polar python
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this was also years ago when u could probably find an old somewhat reliable beater tho

gilded rapids
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fuck I hit the 20s pipeline where people start their biking phase

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😭

half compass
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@ruby copper get this man a visa

gilded rapids
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OK I PULLED THE TRIGGER

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New ebike coming soon

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yay

half compass
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why are you buying an ebike

gusty gulch
simple drift
arctic field
half compass
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fr

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i cant wait for the battery to explode

gusty gulch
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they're good to go places

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especially now with gas prices going up

simple drift
half compass
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so are normal bikes

arctic field
gusty gulch
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yes but you can go further with an ebike

outer adder
arctic field
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It’s more about escooters

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Those are meh

ornate latch
simple drift
half compass
chilly bear
gusty gulch
simple drift
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i cba to ride a bike

half compass
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idk

ornate latch
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fatass

gusty gulch
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I wouldn't want to sweat my ass off Everytime I wanna go somewhere

chilly bear
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mineek can go to china on a regular bike i heard

gilded rapids
chilly bear
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tip2tip in china actually

half compass
arctic field
gusty gulch
simple drift
gilded rapids
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I normally go biking after work but since the weather is about to in the 80°s it’s a struggle to bike in the heat

simple drift
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thats the one day i dont skip

gilded rapids
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true

half compass
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just have good leg genetics

simple drift
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i do not

gusty gulch
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I've been doing Pilates for a year now

gilded rapids
gusty gulch
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my legs are strong

gusty gulch
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I would never ride a bike in my city

gusty gulch
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that's a death wish

gilded rapids
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my city has a whole as bike trail

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biking in LA 😭

untold helm
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as

half compass
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these guys have bike lanes

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pussies.

untold helm
half compass
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just block traffic

untold helm
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LA moment

gilded rapids
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we do have bike lanes but I don’t trust them 😭

half compass
gilded rapids
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I wanted an ebike so I can also just go on normal roads

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😭

gusty gulch
teal bramble
gusty gulch
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been here for 33 years

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just don't be stupid

half compass
gusty gulch
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ez

half compass
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it's all just extra car space

simple drift
half compass
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nobody cares about them

gusty gulch
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don't insult me I'm not a man

simple drift
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impressive

teal bramble
arctic field
gusty gulch
simple drift
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no but its true

ornate latch
gusty gulch
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good thoughts and intentions keep you young

gilded rapids
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anyways I’m so excited yall my first ebike!!!

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🚲

teal bramble
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$698m in pockets $2m towards road infrastructure

half compass
gusty gulch
half compass
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max

gusty gulch
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I'm waiting to sign the lease contract this we3k

teal bramble
half compass
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and they're all used by taxi drivers that smell like shit

teal bramble
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itmust happen

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you must ride once in urlife in a taxi where the driver smells like shit

gusty gulch
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I hate getting picked up for Uber in a Tesla

teal bramble
gusty gulch
half compass
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i got picked up by a tesla once

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peak experience

simple drift
half compass
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(it was a 2km drive)

gusty gulch
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I was gonna throw up after the ride

simple drift
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i dont want no elon car

half compass
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skill issue

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driver was nice too

simple drift
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why is there ai in my car

gusty gulch
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your mom issue

simple drift
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i dont need ai in my car

half compass
simple drift
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id rather have a peugeot

ornate latch
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no you wouldn't

half compass
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saying they all smell like shit is an understatement

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they smell like shit and piss combined

gusty gulch
teal bramble
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cuz of the regenerative braking ??

teal bramble
simple drift
teal bramble
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and reeking of alcohol and cigarettes

teal bramble
simple drift
teal bramble
ornate latch
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french

simple drift
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i do not want that

teal bramble
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the old peugeots are nice

teal bramble
simple drift
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no

teal bramble
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they drive nicely

simple drift
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if i want a cheap old car ill get a renault clio

teal bramble
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ew bro

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get a volkswagen passat b6 2.0 tdi

simple drift
teal bramble
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like a real person

simple drift
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budget is 600

teal bramble
simple drift
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trust

teal bramble
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oh

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wtf

simple drift
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clio

half compass
teal bramble
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never touch a car if ur budget is 600€

simple drift
simple drift
teal bramble
simple drift
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itd cost me like 1000 in driving lessons

half compass
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this is what EVERYBODY on that road drives

teal bramble
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per liter

teal bramble
simple drift
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1500 a year in insurance

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fuel prices

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car cost

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maintenance cost

half compass
teal bramble
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its like 6k for driving lessons in germany

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👅

simple drift
teal bramble
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😭

half compass
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atp just buy a new car

gusty gulch
simple drift
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the cheapest possible car

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if you get like

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an audi a4 or something

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3 grand

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a year

half compass
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what if you have a good car

teal bramble
#

10 billion dollars

simple drift
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time to list my old laptop on ebay cuz i have no money

half compass
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buy oil stocks bru

teal bramble
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its like 88€/mo for full casco in germany

half compass
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infinite money

teal bramble
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on a 1.2l skoda fabia 2011

simple drift
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my bank account is empty bru

teal bramble
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I have a job for you actually

half compass
simple drift
teal bramble
simple drift
simple drift
teal bramble
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represetitive foid

simple drift
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doing what

half compass
#

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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son

teal bramble
simple drift
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what will you pay me

teal bramble
simple drift
teal bramble
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Idk if ur actually up for it

teal bramble
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how

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why

half compass
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working for VOIDAI

simple drift
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they dont give me any shifts

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ever

teal bramble
gusty gulch
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my manager is hungover af and bought us all breakfast burritos

teal bramble
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😭😭😭

half compass
simple drift
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i need a new job

half compass
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i work at apple now

teal bramble
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Oh

simple drift
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theres this bowling alley in my city i was gonna apply for

teal bramble
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Ok

simple drift
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but i lowk dont want a job sooo

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ima just live off selling shit on ebay until im out of college

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trust

half compass
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i landed 6-7 internships

gusty gulch
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I love my job

teal bramble
#

SIX SEVEN

gusty gulch
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benefits are incredible

worthy quail
half compass
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67777

hazy lagoon
#

Wait a minute in Apple music if the cover art isn’t animated there is a highlight that moves when u move the phone like the app icons but why is it on in apple music but not on app icons on my SE3

simple drift
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wait i have to set up my old laptop just to take a photo of the system information for ebay

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also this laptop has so many issues

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probably wont even get 300 for it

teal bramble
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ill pay u the minimum wage in romania

half compass
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son

worthy quail
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neither me or you live there

teal bramble
worthy quail
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wtf

teal bramble
# worthy quail wtf

i bought a property in romania and what they do for you is they give you the property

simple drift
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trust i can sell this for at least £350

teal bramble
half compass
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sure bro

simple drift
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m1 256gb 16gb

teal bramble
simple drift
teal bramble
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oh

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katr what do u wanna study in uni

half compass
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BRAZIL MENTIONED @ornate latch

hazy lagoon
# chilly bear i have no idea

I just don’t get it I fist asked why the se and 11 don’t have that effect and ppl said because the display itself can’t do it which i disagree with cuz why my iPad pro m2 11 (LCD) have it

worthy quail
simple drift
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if anything i’d do audio engineering

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but idk

teal bramble
ornate latch
#

where

half compass
ornate latch
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Fuck you

simple drift
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i’m rich chat

arctic field
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Mine

simple drift
arctic field
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No longer richPES_EvilRondo

arctic field
half compass
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does the gift code start with D

arctic field
worthy quail
arctic field