general

[outer adder]

+1

[tame shuttle]

All I want is a dictionary app

[worthy quail]

iOS 26 is fine

[half compass]

yeah liquid ass isn’t so ass

but it still is kinda ass

[worthy quail]

They are adding more toggles for Liquid Glass that i appreciate

[sharp heath]

also if you don’t like the icons you can change them back to the 18 style

[outer adder]

In the end it will be pretty good imo

[worthy quail]

like there was an option to uh disable the glass glint i guess

[tame shuttle]

“I want a dictionary app” you’re getting GLASS

[worthy quail]

iirc

[tame shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-griffin-joe-swanson-family-gif-9860928414096164774

[sharp heath]

but liquid glass is the best thing since unleaded fuel

[outer adder]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-i-tried-so-hard-and-got-so-far-but-in-the-end-linkin-park-gif-16663344266983756970

[sharp heath]

ios if it sucked

[tame shuttle]

Nah I fw it for accessibility reasons

[worthy quail]

no like the shiny bits on the glass

I don’t really like it

[sharp heath]

oh wait it exists it’s called what happened betwen ios 10 and 26

[worthy quail]

all of this

[sharp heath]

that’s the best part

[tame shuttle]

Oh yea assistive access just turns your shit into a dumb phone it’s great

[half compass]

ios 11 sucks sooooooooo bad

[worthy quail]

the glass is fine but I don’t like the rotating glint

[half compass]

it’s so shit

[sharp heath]

i just see the best looking os ever

[worthy quail]

I FOROGT ABOUT THJS

[tame shuttle]

I was shocked how buggy it was on my new X

[tame shuttle]

ITS SO GOOD

it’s GREAT

I wanna put my grandmother on it cause it’d be easier but she’d have to relearn everything GODDD

[sharp heath]

and 12 and 13 and 14 and 15

[tame shuttle]

12 was good imo

[sharp heath]

i like 16

[tame shuttle]

It wasn’t buggy

[worthy quail]

one thing that I am so glad they did with uh iOS 17 18 i don’t even know was by far placing app icons anywhere

[half compass]

ios 13 and 14 did NOT suck

15 sucked more than 13 and 14 but sucked less

[tame shuttle]

[sharp heath]

but 17 and 18 are just 16 with the most useless additions ever

[worthy quail]

mmmmmmm

[tame shuttle]

Didn’t 17 make widgets more interactive though

[sharp heath]

how does 13 and 14 look different from 12 and 11

[rich dune]

is there a tool that deletes all of your messages in dms

[tame shuttle]

Not as bulky n boxy I guess

More padding maybe

Even the iOS icon for the update itself lol

[half compass]

yeah fr

[digital sable]

why do dentists talk to you while they got their hands in your mouth like how do they expect you to answer

[half compass]

it’s less boxy

[worthy quail]

I would do this too but then she’s gonna complain about Facebook and whatever else and how it’s all different and stupid etc

[half compass]

nasal sounds

duh

[sharp heath]

ios 6> is the best and ios 26 is that but times 10

[tame shuttle]

i think you can add apps to it but it just makes it an inconsistent mess

[digital sable]

i'm gonna start doing mongolian throat singing

[tame shuttle]

apple maps brings it down sadly but it was nice aesthetic wise

[digital sable]

every skeuomorphic version is peak

[tame shuttle]

well at the time it brought it down

[rich dune]

@sharp heath past ios17 is pure slop

[digital sable]

past ios 6

[hexed drift]

Who else fell for the fake nut on the profile pic

[rich dune]

truth nuke

[sharp heath]

i genuinley hope liquid glass has a redemption arc and every os from now on is almost translucent

[hexed drift]

Liquid like twin snakes

[worthy quail]

the new Safari is strange and I just use Orion because it’s literally the previous Safari but they slapped glass on it and called it a day

[digital sable]

i fell for that with @obtuse ruin's pfp and tried to wipe it off my screen but it was real cause i saw icraze 😂😂😂

[sharp heath]

force it onto people disable accessibility

[digital sable]

liquid ass

[sharp heath]

they’ll learn

[half compass]

who else fell for the breakup text 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

why did ios add that

[sharp heath]

oh mr joe youre having a senile moment again

[hexed drift]

I also fell for the fake brazzers notification

[sharp heath]

liquid hateslop

[torpid bone]

wait so can u downgrade to that new version thats about to come out

[sharp heath]

no

[digital sable]

why is settings texting my girl such a funny ios joke 😂😂😂

[rich dune]

@half compass hi gm

[hexed drift]

I'll molest you

[half compass]

These apple devs be tweaking

[digital sable]

for real

[worthy quail]

I forgot I was gonna update my phone

since it doesn’t really matter

iOS 26.1

[sharp heath]

pleas apple devs tweak in such way all ios versions become signed

that would be so funny

[teal bramble]

who else for the divorce text from dad

[torpid bone]

do u think it will be OTA or ipsw

[sharp heath]

it’s such a security risk haha guys totally right

[sharp heath]

i don’t think, i KNOW it’ll be ota

[sharp heath]

the what

[golden vessel]

e

i

e

i

o

o

l

d

m

c

do

n

a

l

d

h

a

[stark spruce]

aaron adding that "it's not an april fools joke"

[golden vessel]

d

a

[half compass]

67

[stark spruce]

give it away

[golden vessel]

fa

r

m

[stark spruce]

<@&355174844205367317> annoying kid

[golden vessel]

YOU GUYS RUINED IT

HOW DARE U

[tardy ore]

why so many ping

[rich dune]

idk read #announcements

[tardy ore]

good idea

[tiny fern]

yo, I'm tryin to jailbreak my iphone 6s on ios 14.7.1.

[golden vessel]

chancr1n works

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[half compass]

chancr1n

[golden vessel]

i can t spell

leave me be

😭

[tiny fern]

thats what i was looking at but it wants me to use taurine

[half compass]

we can tell

[half compass]

do what the guide says

don’t listen to that guy

[tiny fern]

ok, im just confused on what plumeimpactor i need

I'm looking at the CFW IOS guide rn

[rich dune]

you need https://github.com/CLARATION/Impactor/releases/latest

[half compass]

there’s hyperlinks in the requirements section

[hardy stream]

damn i thought the ping icon was real

[tiny fern]

i clicked on those but then theres abunch of downloads and i wanna get the right one

im on windows 11 if that helps

[sharp heath]

windows x86_64 setup

[tiny fern]

thank you

[proven linden]

@patent crest @urban bay gm u 2

[patent crest]

[patent crest]

pls like not do that again ty

[golden vessel]

alr

sry about that

[clever thicket]

cool admin

[tiny fern]

I need help. I got impactor but it's asking for plumeimpactor but there isn't one. Also when I tried to download TrollinstallerX they detected a virus

I am very confused, this is much more difficult then a 3ds

[half compass]

they’re the same thing

it got renamed from plumeimpactor to just impactor

[tiny fern]

word, am i using the right website though?

[half compass]

if it’s this yes

[ruby copper]

@half compass @rich dune what's up YouTube MINEEK HERE back with another video and TODAY we're playing Mario Kart 7 on the 3DS. I hope you all have been looking forward to this one I HAVE at least. make sure to SMASH that like button, hit subscribe, and ring that bell so you never miss an upload. NOW without further ado let's get into it! But first the sponsor of today's video

[tiny fern]

I was not, I was worried but ill use that one

[half compass]

type shit

[tiny fern]

what should i do about the trollinstaller and google and windows saying it is a virus

[ruby copper]

Ip logger

[half compass]

!t antivirus

[fervent dove]

Hey @tiny fern, have a look at this!

antivirus

Modern antiviruses or browsers will detect applications like TrollInstallerX or Dopamine as viruses/malware. They are only flagged due to the exploits used to install TrollStore or jailbreak.

Temporarily disable your antivirus if it is flagging the files needed for installing TrollStore and/or jailbreaking. It may also intervene with the sideloading process

To keep the file in Chrome, you can press the 3 dots in the menu bar then press downloads or navigate to chrome://downloads, press the 3 dots on that file, "Keep dangerous Download" twice.

• Sometimes this might not show. In that case, use another browser

For Windows Defender, disabling real-time protection should be sufficient.

You should re-enable it after you jailbreak your phone.

Added by Black Swordsman#2802 | Used 461 times · Nov 6, 2021, 9:22 PM

[burnt kite]

Every tech platform is, anyway

[tiny fern]

thank you

[burnt kite]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[split nimbus]

@half compass @rich dune what's up YouTube MINEEK HERE back with another video and TODAY we're playing Mario Kart 7 on the 3DS. I hope you all have been looking forward to this one I HAVE at least. make sure to SMASH that like button, hit subscribe, and ring that bell so you never miss an upload. NOW without further ado let's get into it! But first the sponsor of today's video

[languid jay]

?ban @kitty reason:clickbait,cornball.

[alpine chasm]

What is that

[half compass]

click it

[burnt kite]

Yeah lemme open it through Tor

[half compass]

troll

[burnt kite]

brb

[half compass]

you piss me off

@alpine chasm click the link

trust

[alpine chasm]

Alright that's just an ad

[compact elbow]

has audio merging ever existed on jailbroken phones

for iphone inferior

[alpine chasm]

So, goodbye

[half compass]

it’s an april fools joke

bro

😭

[fervent dove]

Rundown

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[umbral crest]

the (1) in the icon ffs

[languid jay]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-flower-gif-20153808

[split nimbus]

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[compact elbow]

you got me

[alpine chasm]

The ban won't be a joke!

[compact elbow]

he fooled me ngl

[alpine chasm]

I'm just reading context

[hushed belfry]

Oh they got me good with the fake notification

[half compass]

you wont ban them

no balls….

[alpine chasm]

Ok yeah this was out of the blue no context

See ya buddy

[ruby copper]

Night do not click the link. It's darksword infected and will steal your pictures

[split nimbus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/371314800854040576/1161371395180208219/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[ruby copper]

Bro

[half compass]

bro

😭

night have you lost it

[compact elbow]

fooled me again man

[alpine chasm]

What

[languid jay]

I checked it out its idevice's april fools

[burnt kite]

Happy april fools

[languid jay]

That's idevice's april fools my duck boi

Unban the guy

[half compass]

it’s the idevice april fools link

[alpine chasm]

Yeah idk what that is

[split nimbus]

[half compass]

stikdebug

[alpine chasm]

It said crypto shit

[half compass]

it’s a fucking joke 😭

[languid jay]

Ye its stikdebugs april fools

[half compass]

click the buy link

[alpine chasm]

Ugh let me find that link again

[languid jay]

It redirected me to a nose sharpener

[ruby copper]

@split nimbus Hello stib how r u on this fine morning

[split nimbus]

hello mineek freeen i am doing good i have to work at 11 and how are u ,

[half compass]

https://coin.jkcoxson.com/

there

[alpine chasm]

Smh

[ruby copper]

I am doing great as well!!

[split nimbus]

do u work too ..

[half compass]

visit the base domain and scroll down

[fresh flame]

Why the hell is the logo of this server like I got a ping

[alpine chasm]

April Fools

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290396895637934111/1354210103028350986/IMG_1657.gif

[ruby copper]

Not today stib.. but tomorrow yes!

[alpine chasm]

Every year everyone hates it. Every year Aaron doesn't care

[split nimbus]

WOW

[fresh flame]

Cool I thought this is a serious server

[split nimbus]

no

[languid jay]

I am calling upon all of you the alpha and the omega

[split nimbus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/731304780504236093/830921887164661790/image0-12-1.gif

[ruby copper]

Lol bro is back

[alpine chasm]

The ban? I didn't know it was a joke link from jb

I opened it and saw crypto shit

Idk how much fake money is going for

[half compass]

how did you not realize

[alpine chasm]

That number makes sense without looking at the joke

[visual hamlet]

april fools

wow

[half compass]

420.67% up

[frozen jay]

girls aren’t real

[tiny fern]

is it chill to use my apple id or should i make a fake

[alpine chasm]

Yeah you assume I read the whole thing. After 2 sentences I was done

[frozen jay]

website is made by ai no

looks like it

[half compass]

yea

[ruby copper]

Night ur good bro the ban added to the joke ngl

[frozen jay]

knew it

[ruby copper]

It was pretty funny

[alpine chasm]

Its your turn

[frozen jay]

@ruby copper what was 88 days ago

[half compass]

yay

[split nimbus]

lets say the joke was good

[ruby copper]

It's like 91 days ago now

[frozen jay]

rename yourself

[ruby copper]

Ohhhh Ur that guy??

[ruby copper]

Yes hold on

[teal bramble]

neonazi

[frozen jay]

I needed this image

[polar python]

im foiding my ai

[teal bramble]

hi steckler

[frozen jay]

wait you’re the jailbreaky wooowowoowoeo guy

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper We, 01.04.2026, 08:00

The shipment has been loaded onto the delivery vehicle. Delivery is expected to take place today.

i can not wait.

[frozen jay]

the guy that does like

jail breaks

[teal bramble]

my china slop is arriving

i am so excited.

[polar python]

what did u buy

[languid jay]

No offence bro but I'll throw your name into the sun.

[half compass]

superbuy in the big 2026

[ruby copper]

I would but I don't wanna leak my name

[frozen jay]

put cute uwu femboy for the name instead

[tiny fern]

was that yay for me?

[frozen jay]

no it was for me

that yay was promised to me

[half compass]

yea

it was promised to him 3000 years ago

[tiny fern]

so i should use a diffrent id?

[half compass]

no you’re good

[teal bramble]

what is superbuy bruh

[half compass]

apple doesn’t care

[frozen jay]

ben shapiro approved

[teal bramble]

ohhh that

i bought it off amazon

fr

[tiny fern]

im not as worried about apple as to other stuff

[half compass]

china
amazon

larp

[teal bramble]

you can buy china slop from amazon

how do u not know ts

[half compass]

larp detected 🚨

[teal bramble]

im crine

[vital knoll]

I wanna stekc and stibby

[sharp heath]

guys

[half compass]

you do not know the ways of shipping agents

[alpine chasm]

Bro think hes important

[loud vale]

what is this terry davis ahh conversation

[teal bramble]

i have mineeks full name

selling for $5

[sharp heath]

i’ve been opening iphones with nothing but a flathead screwdriver for years

[vital knoll]

DURCH DEN MONSUN

[sharp heath]

and i finally got propper tools

it was so fucking easy

https://tenor.com/view/friend-inside-me-toy-story-woody-toby-fox-deltarune-gif-10854415607838465300

[vital knoll]

HINTER DIE WELT @teal bramble

[teal bramble]

Nope

Ass band

i hate it

[alpine chasm]

Wtf

[vital knoll]

you don't like the bestest band evers?

[teal bramble]

No

[ruby copper]

@alpine chasm Buy a nintendo switch v1 unpatched

[teal bramble]

im hungry

keep posting boobs

[alpine chasm]

Ok

[teal bramble]

Hi Night

[teal bramble]

did it arrive

[vital knoll]

you finna mod it?

[ruby copper]

Yes

[ruby copper]

Yesterday

[vital knoll]

finna gonna issa

[ruby copper]

PostNL goated

[teal bramble]

wtf

what a surprise

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle

⠀⠀⠀
ᰔ ❤︎

ꨄ︎ ⪩ ⑅ ⪨ ♡
≽ ྀི• ˕ • ྀི≼
乀( J し)
❦ ⁠❥
ᰔᩚ ღ

[teal bramble]

postnl got my shit delayed for a WEEK

🥦

[ruby copper]

Lol!

[alpine chasm]

I thought mineek was french.

[vital knoll]

postnl is shit

[teal bramble]

Wtf

[ruby copper]

ts guy

Hy

Hey

What happened to my nickname

[teal bramble]

u live in new zealand fuck u know about postnl

☹️

[vital knoll]

aren't you like Europe or something

[teal bramble]

it was integer limit ago

[ruby copper]

I'm dutch

[alpine chasm]

It overflowed

[ruby copper]

fr

[teal bramble]

change it to -2,147,483,647

[sharp heath]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-2-going-postal-postal-dude-dual-wielding-machine-gun-gif-9189296837792215560

[vital knoll]

I bought a case from China that got shipped to I forgot which scandi country then to me

most round about way

[teal bramble]

fr why not china to new zealand

wat

😭😭

[sharp heath]

i ordered a plush from 42shops

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-seal-seal-dance-seal-dancing-seal-seals-gif-17832446272461573261

[teal bramble]

Im still waiting for my steering wheel to arrive

ts so sad

[half compass]

I wish dutch people were real

[sharp heath]

took like 6 months to arrive

[alpine chasm]

Love this fella

[ruby copper]

ppa.iadiov @teal bramble

[teal bramble]

Yep

click on it

[split nimbus]

WOW Steering wheel???

[teal bramble]

u will have brain dmaage

[sharp heath]

would buy again tho

[teal bramble]

For Simulator vriend

[half compass]

buddy you haven’t played the game in 6 months

[split nimbus]

fr!!!

[teal bramble]

i have

[ruby copper]

friend simulator???!

[split nimbus]

ooo i thought for motorcycle…

[teal bramble]

No friend………

I wish

[half compass]

you opened it for the first time since last year like yesterday

[teal bramble]

i think im giving up on motorcycle

[half compass]

do not lie to me beta

[teal bramble]

misinfo

[split nimbus]

WTF

[tiny fern]

do i need to sign into my apple id on the phone?

[teal bramble]

Beta do not anger me

[ruby copper]

@teal bramble Buy euro truck simulator 2

[teal bramble]

i know what games i play

[teal bramble]

Bro genius

[split nimbus]

yes

[teal bramble]

its like death on wheels frien.

[teal bramble]

i played it a while ago

waspretty fun

[tiny fern]

your a diffrent cat

[split nimbus]

no fren it is the rider that is death. not the motorcycle

[simple gyro]

Frick y’all
Whoever changed the server’s pfp

[teal bramble]

i left the carriage thing in the middle of thenroad and caused traffic

[simple gyro]

Annoying mf

[teal bramble]

I know but there are many many idiots on the street

what if u get hit

or rear ended

[half compass]

The jew

[teal bramble]

not good …

[half compass]

The jew did

[sharp heath]

awwww look who can’t say fuck

[teal bramble]

@polar python Yo was it u

[simple gyro]

💉

[ruby copper]

@teal bramble @half compass @sharp heath

[half compass]

i said jew not homosexual jew

[teal bramble]

MODS

[alpine chasm]

[ruby copper]

Hey I dumped it from my own switch

Surely

[sharp heath]

funny enough im a switch pirate

[teal bramble]

Ts guy ?

[sharp heath]

no kidding

[ruby copper]

goat

I mean

Do not pirate nintendo games.

Very bad

[teal bramble]

Piracy is bad

[alpine chasm]

[sharp heath]

poor shiggy needs a home

he sleeps at bintendo hq

[teal bramble]

@alpine chasm What would u recommend me to eat for breakfast

👅

[alpine chasm]

[ruby copper]

boterham met hagelslag

[teal bramble]

Eggs?

[sharp heath]

this one

[teal bramble]

Okay

[vital knoll]

bruh you ordered a steering wheel?

[teal bramble]

Yes

[alpine chasm]

A mix of cereal with rusted nails

[vital knoll]

finna order a car piece by piece

[teal bramble]

oh

[teal bramble]

no its a simulator wheel

for Driving around in games..

[sharp heath]

i running 18.0.0 so i don’t think i can get tomadachi

[ruby copper]

@teal bramble hop on F1 2018

[ruby copper]

it requires 21.0.0 but works on 20.5.0 if u force install

idk about lower

[half compass]

no F1 2025 has built in gooning

Max Verstappen automatically strokes it for you

[teal bramble]

i can confirm

[sharp heath]

masterbuilder mode

[teal bramble]

i will if u own it

[ruby copper]

I own it because back in the day this game was like $2 on keysites lol

my entire friend group bought it cuz it was so cheap

[half compass]

masterbaiter

[ruby copper]

we played it a bunch

[teal bramble]

buy f1 25 then buy f1 26 dlc

[sharp heath]

i just like free shit

also

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319409771991924807/1487790601587134614/bullshit.gif

[ruby copper]

bro thinks he a jellyfish

[teal bramble]

How much

[sharp heath]

@ruby copper do you have a modchip or is it a launch model

[ruby copper]

v1 unpatched

[sharp heath]

sick

[half compass]

more than any play you will ever get beta

[sharp heath]

me too

[teal bramble]

Beta i am not in the mood

do not anger me.

[ruby copper]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-felt-hero-tough-tough-guy-how-you-felt-after-saying-that-gif-12464623776561746518

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/india-incredible-india-indian-culture-india-love-namaste-gif-474665872408220118

[sharp heath]

i used emummc but got banned so im just using sysmmc for that extra space

[ruby copper]

lol

my switch isn't banned yet

[teal bramble]

ts gif so old i genuinely think the first time i saw ts was in 2017 2018

[sharp heath]

cool

use 90dns

[ruby copper]

unc

[polar python]

unc

[ruby copper]

fr

[teal bramble]

this

[quartz karma]

Hold up since they’re releasing a new iOS 18 update

Can I downgrade

From iOS 26

[teal bramble]

ur like barely olderthan me Sybau

[ruby copper]

prob not

[half compass]

maybe maybe not

wait and see

[sharp heath]

cope harder

[quartz karma]

I hope I can

[half compass]

probably not tho

[polar python]

it will be ota only

99.99%

[ruby copper]

find a bootrom exploit and then u can downgrade

ota downgrade

[quartz karma]

Make sense

[teal bramble]

If it isnt u owe me my 50 back

[viral crest]

will ios 18.x ever get jailbreak?

[half compass]

#🇯🇵Japan is turning footsteps into electricity! Using piezoelectric tiles, every step you take generates a small amount of energy. Millions of steps together can power LED lights and displays in busy places like Shibuya Station. A brilliant way to create a sustainable and smart city.

[polar python]

Oh thaty reminds me what do i waste foidai's 50 euros on

[alpine chasm]

No. It will probably be OTA only

[teal bramble]

im crin

[ruby copper]

my donation page

[polar python]

Id buy a game but there are no good games

[half compass]

@teal bramble did you kill sk-voidai-WPM3PVHPEhMmlSAeKhedEkJF6H2eKdNQDHRf6QvoFRheIqqJ8fidgbfmqsgTJBG7wRwvSjpwnagO69ooYVZYlcL0KkR6ndEnotEK-admin

[sharp heath]

nah i work at apple and patched every single exploit because here at apple we believe fun it the worst thing ever

[teal bramble]

yes

[alpine chasm]

[teal bramble]

i saw

[ruby copper]

bro is dragging the joke atp

[half compass]

I’m dragging it all over

[ruby copper]

when will aaron remove the fake ping its already starting to pmo

[alpine chasm]

April 2

[ruby copper]

Wow

[tiny fern]

my device isn't popin up on impactor

[half compass]

idk

[alpine chasm]

Staff has had it for like 4 days already its annoying

[sharp heath]

bro don killed speingboard 😩✌️

[half compass]

Everything

[alpine chasm]

It’s archived now

[half compass]

Haris-Walz 2028!

[alpine chasm]

Politics channel in 2026 would go insane

[ruby copper]

Yes

Let's bring it back

[half compass]

yea

[alpine chasm]

Yeah with all the current events theres no way in hell thats happening

[teal bramble]

kamala harris 2021

those who snow ❄️

⛄️

[alpine chasm]

I can keep you banned as a very very very very very very very long joke

[slim nova]

Those who snow

[ruby copper]

⛄

[half compass]

Vote kanye west

[teal bramble]

YEP

[ruby copper]

xrt for president

[tiny fern]

i prolly needa be signed into itunes to huh

[teal bramble]

Kanye west is my president

@ruby copper McDonalds Mayonnaise eis so good

i love consuming goyslop

[ruby copper]

I haven't been to mcdonalds in so long

I do not consume goyslop

[half compass]

it tastes like shit

you’re a freak

it doesn’t even compare to the shit you make at home

[alpine chasm]

How does that happen to someone on stock iOS lmao

[half compass]

broken BMS

probably

[teal bramble]

its different by every country

maybe in romania its different

[half compass]

you’re schizo

it doesn’t

[fringe pike]

omg server icon make me uncomfortable

[teal bramble]

mymom said it does…..

@alpine chasm can i say something you may deem inappropriate

[half compass]

your mom needs to get her taste buds checked

[past field]

aw man

[teal bramble]

No bruh.

[past field]

im on ios 18.1.1

[teal bramble]

its fire here

especially w the nuggets

[past field]

will darksword work on 18.1.1

[alpine chasm]

If you have to ask you already know the answer

[fringe pike]

clearly i am talk about (1)

[teal bramble]

🙄

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319409771991924807/1487790601587134614/bullshit.gif

[next dome]

Do yall like the Magic Mouse

[half compass]

no

it fucking sucks

[teal bramble]

its the best thing to ever be invented

[slim nova]

Anal umbrella from the dictator

[half compass]

?

[slim nova]

The tortue tool

From the dictator show

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tnktok.com/ZNRCukhkK/

investing in the wrong roof (@investing.in.the7)

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[teal bramble]

W reference

[slim nova]

Idk what the name is called

[teal bramble]

Does it include splash protection ?

[slim nova]

He didnt buy it

😔

[teal bramble]

it didnt come with one

[slim nova]

How do I xcode on wjndows

[teal bramble]

😔

[teal bramble]

u dont

[slim nova]

Then how do I aur my ora

[half compass]

vm

[teal bramble]

u don’t

[slim nova]

💔🥀

[polar python]

foidai app

[slim nova]

Fr

Gonna pull up my MacBook for that fr

[teal bramble]

@half compass Is ur telekom line still active

[half compass]

no

[teal bramble]

Fuck u

im calling ur orange line then

[polar python]

Sorry

[half compass]

i have unknown callers on

[teal bramble]

oh

Fuck u double

[half compass]

it aint ringing

[rich dune]

…. icrazeos! Top notch, high quality tweaks and tutorials for unique and enchanted jailbroken iPhone user experience! Get the best icraze tweaks at https://repo.icrazeios.com/ AND https://havoc.app TODAY!

[teal bramble]

What about when u get called by ur moms new phone number

[half compass]

what

[teal bramble]

example

[half compass]

i add it in my contacts

[thorn plinth]

“It will be an iOS 18 update to patch DarkSword for devices that CAN go to 26 but refuse to. “
is it just to patch this or will there be other security patches and bug fixes?

[slim nova]

@teal bramble why did opus eat 5m with a simple text replace

[ruby copper]

@slim nova @teal bramble @half compass @sharp heath rate my switch homebrew

[slim nova]

Goyai

[ruby copper]

tldr if u dont wanna watch the video, its a course downloader + importer for smm2 on switch

works with banned switches / pirated copies

[slim nova]

Switch 2?

Or 1

[ruby copper]

what do u think

[slim nova]

Idk

[half compass]

@teal bramble which orange line are you talking about

[slim nova]

I am not Nintendo literate

[half compass]

i have 50 orange sims

[teal bramble]

the one with ur contract

i can dig for it i think

[slim nova]

🌽🥎

[half compass]

i didn’t give you that

[teal bramble]

i remember u doing that

dms

[alpine chasm]

Who knows, however it's severe enough that Apple is appeasing all their non-updater crowd by not forcing iOS 26 for a fix

Which greatly speaks of the exploit's severity

iirc it's also the first time I see settings notifications in iOS 13,14,15,16

[rich dune]

FINALLY mineek’s daysCounter overflowed

[thorn plinth]

is the dark sword affecting just ios 18 and 26 or are there any older OS’s affected

[alpine chasm]

.

[slim nova]

67

[thorn plinth]

oh right

[coarse shard]

Why does @spark gale hate April fools day

[split nimbus]

@teal bramble @ruby copper Premier Jetten belde mij net.

Hij gaf aan het premierschap zwaar te hebben onderschat en het vertrouwen van zijn coalitiegenoten zwaar te hebben overschat. Hij had niet langer het vertrouwen in zijn eigen kabinet. Ik gaf aan zijn eerlijkheid te waarderen.

Omdat onze partijen evenveel zetels hadden behaald bij de verkiezingen, gaf de heer Jetten aan hij het premierschap aan mij te willen overdragen.

We gaan om 12.00 uur samen naar de Koning om de overdracht te formaliseren.

Morgen zal ik het staatsnoodrecht in laten gaan, de grenzen sluiten voor alle asielzoekers en voorbereidingen treffen voor een grote remigratie van Syriërs en anderen terug naar hun eigen thuisland. AZC’s kunnen sluiten, de dwangwet wordt ingetrokken, onze huizen worden weer van ons en van het bespaarde geld gaan we meteen de accijnzen op benzine en diesel verlagen.

#PVV

[thorn plinth]

i typed that when you just sent it

[alpine chasm]

?

[slim nova]

I wonder is apple going to skip iOS 67 in 2067

[thorn plinth]

thanks

[coarse shard]

??

[sweet oracle]

Fell for it 5 times 😔

[coarse shard]

Fr

The icon

[sweet oracle]

Yeah 😭. Some wicked work

[teal bramble]

@teal bramble @ruby copper Premier Jetten belde mij net.

Hij gaf aan het premierschap zwaar te hebben onderschat en het vertrouwen van zijn coalitiegenoten zwaar te hebben overschat. Hij had niet langer het vertrouwen in zijn eigen kabinet. Ik gaf aan zijn eerlijkheid te waarderen.

Omdat onze partijen evenveel zetels hadden behaald bij de verkiezingen, gaf de heer Jetten aan hij het premierschap aan mij te willen overdragen.

We gaan om 12.00 uur samen naar de Koning om de overdracht te formaliseren.

Morgen zal ik het staatsnoodrecht in laten gaan, de grenzen sluiten voor alle asielzoekers en voorbereidingen treffen voor een grote remigratie van Syriërs en anderen terug naar hun eigen thuisland. AZC’s kunnen sluiten, de dwangwet wordt ingetrokken, onze huizen worden weer van ons en van het bespaarde geld gaan we meteen de accijnzen op benzine en diesel verlagen.

#PVV

oh my god

is ts a pvv post

LMAO

[teal bramble]

WHAT

Oh my god

netherlands is done for

[ashen basin]

Let’s goooo I got a little shop

Whole area is really starting to come together

[slim nova]

😭looks like my Minecraft world

I wonder is there a way to back port games from switch 2 back to 1

[unborn gazelle]

https://x.com/tim_cook/status/2039238286385008819?s=20

Tim Cook (@tim_cook)

50 years of Apple, 50 years of innovation.

Thank you to our teams, our users, and everyone who’s been part of the journey. #Apple50

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[slim nova]

Mid

[ashen basin]

To celebrate 50 years, we are putting ads in maps!

[stark spruce]

i wonder if the ota 18 update will be signed permanently

[devout bone]

any jailbraks for iPadOS 26.4 Beta??

[shut jewel]

help my discord is broken

[unborn gazelle]

no

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper More than 20 delivery stops to go until your shipment is delivered.

[shut jewel]

the notification thing is stuck

[devout bone]

ok thx

[split nimbus]

@devout bone @shut jewel @teal bramble @unborn gazelle

[teal bramble]

wow

ALl of the lights

[shut jewel]

im not watching this

[thick breach]

gem alert in server pic 🌹

[rigid night]

HAHAAHAHAHAH

[thick breach]

dude i always get so paranoid if the pings i see are real

[devout bone]

i saw that comeing from a mile away

[shut jewel]

#jailbreak message

[thick breach]

thanks for letting me experience that

[main timber]

banning over fake jailbreak jokes is not that deep

ig owner got rickrolled once over it now hes mad asf

[ashen basin]

ok but why ban only on April 1st

[languid arrow]

guys can someone help me downgrade my iphone 11 ios 26 to ios 16?

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRCuVRDy/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[teal bramble]

@split nimbus Goal

[spark yacht]

Because idiots will believe it

[ruby copper]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-ping-ping-discord-server-owners-server-owners-after-gif-20992761

[spark yacht]

The community is desperate

[slim nova]

Some mf ping aaron

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/rsgabe1/status/2039242262916251772?s=46

RSGabe👓 (@RSGabe1)

Diddy got credited in the Mario Galaxy movie btw💀

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 1, 2026, 7:23 AM

[main timber]

youtube.com/dQ...

[ruby copper]

is that a rick roll link

[main timber]

the first 2 letters of it

[ruby copper]

fr

[teal bramble]

maybe because he produced the song

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[ashen basin]

No way

[teal bramble]

Crazy right

[ashen basin]

Frrrrr

I had no idea credits worked like that

[ruby copper]

can someone leak the tomodachi life 2 nsp

[teal bramble]

can someone leak the tomodachi life 2 nsp

[spring wren]

Sleep tight my beloved

[warm patio]

You can’t

[ashen basin]

FR

[simple drift]

it’s been backed up anyway it doesn’t even matter

should i update my xr from 16 to 18???

like before this

if darksword can jb 18

confuse

[tame rock]

Cookie elytra

[devout bone]

Is it possible to install android on Apple iPad 9th generation

Using checkra1n

Or smth

[split tiger]

I knew it was April fools, but still fell for the server ping joke 😭

[simple drift]

no bruh

[simple drift]

9th gen ipad isn’t even susceptible to checkm8

[split tiger]

If has the a13 chip, so no

[devout bone]

IVE seen ppl do it tho

What wrong with the chip.

[simple drift]

maybe you could get it in an emulator like utm but that doesn’t count

[tame rock]

It’s so cool there is finally an android emulator and I can play flappy bird

[simple drift]

if not then you’re tweaking

there has been iphone android ports but only for like the 3gs or something

maybe the iphone 7 too i can’t remember

[devout bone]

Oh

[simple drift]

also they suck

[devout bone]

Ok

Just asking

Because I don’t really like iOS

[tame rock]

Being for real

[simple drift]

get an android tablet then

[devout bone]

I know

[tame rock]

I wish there was an android emulator for iOS

[devout bone]

Im thinking about a Xiaomi Pad 7 Pro

[simple drift]

utm with jit

[simple drift]

id go for one of samsung’s they look really good

[tame rock]

LineageOS requires hypervisor so an m1 ipad or iPhone 14 pro max (16.1-16.3) I’m on iOS 16.5

[simple drift]

and xiaomi’s skin of android sucks

[simple drift]

hm

[tame rock]

I do not have hypervisor

[simple drift]

wait that means i can on my se3

fun

[devout bone]

But I can theme it

[simple drift]

16.1.1 moment

[devout bone]

I also do like one ui

[tame rock]

Wrong

Device specific

[devout bone]

But im more of a fan of Xiaomi

[tame rock]

It has to be iPhone 14 pro

[simple drift]

guh

[tame rock]

On iOS 16.1-16.3 on EXACTLY iPhone 14 pro or pro max

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper More than 10 delivery stops to go until your shipment is delivered.

Eek!

[terse dome]

Eek!

[simple drift]

it’s a box of cow poo

hi plx

[terse dome]

hey that should go to the Netherlands as fertilizer

[teal bramble]

No it isnt

Hi plx

[simple drift]

send it to mineek

[teal bramble]

@terse dome Premier Jetten belde mij net.

Hij gaf aan het premierschap zwaar te hebben onderschat en het vertrouwen van zijn coalitiegenoten zwaar te hebben overschat. Hij had niet langer het vertrouwen in zijn eigen kabinet. Ik gaf aan zijn eerlijkheid te waarderen.

Omdat onze partijen evenveel zetels hadden behaald bij de verkiezingen, gaf de heer Jetten aan hij het premierschap aan mij te willen overdragen.

We gaan om 12.00 uur samen naar de Koning om de overdracht te formaliseren.

Morgen zal ik het staatsnoodrecht in laten gaan, de grenzen sluiten voor alle asielzoekers en voorbereidingen treffen voor een grote remigratie van Syriërs en anderen terug naar hun eigen thuisland. AZC’s kunnen sluiten, de dwangwet wordt ingetrokken, onze huizen worden weer van ons en van het bespaarde geld gaan we meteen de accijnzen op benzine en diesel verlagen.

#PVV

[simple drift]

it is i swapped the packages out in transit

[teal bramble]

i hope not

because it is pretty important to me

[simple drift]

what about android x86

[simple drift]

what is it

[tame rock]

unless you want to control android with a mouse not viable

[simple drift]

rip

[chrome peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368025866893791408/1488812800888410112/discordapril1st.mov?ex=69ce2478&is=69ccd2f8&hm=2f373bcb85490e50c1a20a922d77a9045ccc0d49561ac30cfc6b081cf9d1e8e5& @spark gale

[teal bramble]

Circuits

[tame rock]

I have not figured out a way to install apks as well

[simple drift]

what does this do

[tame rock]

It can’t connect to the internet

Because it’s on device specific

[teal bramble]

Talk with the car

[simple drift]

i see

[teal bramble]

its to communicate with the can bus

[tame rock]

Android x86 has to be installed on real hardware for WiFi chip to work

[teal bramble]

very excited!!!!

[tame rock]

So no WiFi either

[terse dome]

why dont you talk to the can't bus

[teal bramble]

Good question

[slim nova]

67

Ottaca

[teal bramble]

Hello

[slim nova]

67

Claude code is really awesome

[shut shell]

https://klipy.com/gifs/laugh-58

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319409771991924807/1487790601587134614/bullshit.gif

[slim nova]

Ts looks like the anal umbrella thing

From the dictator movie

[wary ice]

the pfp of this discord channel is annoying ngl

[slim nova]

Yeah with the splash protection

[rich dune]

it’s vibe coded, the fact it even launches is indeed a miracle

[half compass]

you already said that

[slim nova]

Tbh vibe coding ain't that bad if you know what you're doing

[slim nova]

Really?

[teal bramble]

yes

[slim nova]

Don't remember

[teal bramble]

the entire anthropic company is vibecoding now

[half compass]

schizophrenic

[teal bramble]

there is no human work done

there

anymore

[slim nova]

Claudius

[half compass]

bro

[rich dune]

wtf

[half compass]

why cant i copy paste

from iphone to mac

[teal bramble]

im serious

[half compass]

ffs

[alpine chasm]

https://fxtwitter.com/warronbebster/status/2039168729435574712?s=12 @low mortar lmfao

Barron Webster (@WarronBebster)

amazing UI by apple

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[rich dune]

???
so it’s all managers and lawyers now????

[teal bramble]

yes

[half compass]

【阿里巴巴】验证码6767，您正在绑定账号，切勿将验证码泄露于他人，验证码15分钟内有效。

[rich dune]

tfw

[teal bramble]

i wonder if lawyers and managers got replaced yet lol

[quartz moat]

are you okay man

[teal bramble]

well there are still swe’s however they do the vibecoding

because theyre told to do so

[slim nova]

Didn't someone get gpt to be a lawyer and it backfired hard?

[half compass]

是的

[teal bramble]

idk

prob

[quartz moat]

are you the one who collects my personal info from esign telemetry

godspeed man

[rich dune]

as separate agents
eta soon lol

[teal bramble]

👅

[slim nova]

去食屎🫶

[half compass]

不，那是我姐夫

[icy beacon]

I KEEP GETTING FOOLED FOR THE FAKE PING

[teal bramble]

i forgot ur from hk

😭😭

[half compass]

why do you speak chinese

[teal bramble]

Hes from hong kong

🥦

[slim nova]

Because I am native

[quartz moat]

uoooooohhhhhh

[teal bramble]

my china slop is arriving ETA now

[half compass]

how do i say 67 in chinese

[slim nova]

Aurora is china slop if you think about it

[slim nova]

六七

[teal bramble]

true

[teal bramble]

六七!!!!!!!

[half compass]

how about chinese (traditional)

[slim nova]

😭

[slim nova]

Same thing

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-square-root-mr-hands-gif-16143917602338911813

[rich dune]

uhh I think it was the ceo of whoever developes subnautica 2

[terse dome]

@ruby copper

[teal bramble]

LMAO

[slim nova]

[teal bramble]

chatgpt im being sued for stealing audios wtm

[rich dune]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=soUJIcEpiJc

[slim nova]

Hire olm as your lawyer now!

Of its Charlie

[quartz moat]

guys is my cydia real? 🥹https://vimeo.com/1179144984?fl=pl&fe=sh

[terse dome]

guys is my cydia real? 🥹

[quartz moat]

deadass bro?

[slim nova]

guys is my cydia real? 🥹

[rich dune]

guys is my cydia real? 🥹

[simple drift]

guys is my cydia real? 🥹

[teal bramble]

guys is my cydia real? 🥹

[quartz moat]

https://we.tl/t-WsdA6dUwMn9Zsmk5

[terse dome]

mods malware

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkjPukYM/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Courier Newsroom (@couriernewsroom)

Bryon Noem, the husband of former Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, is being accused of living a double life as a crossdresser who dones fake breasts and talks to fetish models online.

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[half compass]

What

[rich dune]

mods darksword malware

[sacred fiber]

Oh my god the new icon is infurating lol

[simple drift]

Cydia cydi cydininini

[quartz moat]

one piece laugh format

[slim nova]

BROBWHAT

[rich dune]

Cydia cydi cydininini

[half compass]

only on mobile

on desktop it’s not credible

[quartz moat]

if aaron was a one piece character he would say aaaronononon

[slim nova]

True

[rich dune]

ey-ey-ron

[quartz moat]

true genius writing 🥹

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkjP9bqM/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[half compass]

@rich dune is this true

[quartz moat]

jailbreak = true
cydia = installed

i typed this in my mac os terminal with my phone connected to the computer and it didnt work what am i doing wrong

[rich dune]

idk

[quartz moat]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZNRCHt76K/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

凡人・パーレイード (@besukabesuka2)

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[half compass]

Holy shit it’s real

[quartz moat]

new jailbreak ios 18

[quartz moat]

average random chinese android rip

[vital knoll]

hi imposter stibby

[quartz moat]

crickets

tumbleweed even?

[low mortar]

[quartz moat]

one may say

[teal bramble]

the fuck

[flat badger]

Bro revived 💔

[quartz moat]

kirky wirky is back!!!

[teal bramble]

dude watched an ad for a revive

[quartz moat]

why is he looking at us like he wants us

[shut shell]

get that notification offf mah screen

[gloomy basin]

hi guys

does anyone know how to jailbreak a fan so it can spin faster? its an electric fan

the weathers so hot rn so im tryna jailbreak it

[low mortar]

I mean

You don’t need a jailbreak you need to change the circuit somehow

[simple drift]

LMAO

[simple drift]

trust the jailbreak

[devout bone]

Change the board lol

[tame rock]

https://vxtwitter.com/ign/status/2038240028023759340?s=46&t=3X3TWXrd0Km2ZQOyeO1eaA

IGN (@IGN)

1993's Super Mario Bros. has a solid cast of characters who are thrust into a psychedelic smattering of scenes hastily glued together in nearly offensively stupid ways, but it’s also strangely ambitious at times.

Our review: https://bit.ly/4t51HwU

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 29, 2026, 1:01 PM

Ok I recently watched the movie for the first time

It’s not bad

But it’s definitely not a Mario movie in the traditional sense

It’s a take on it

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it's by the couple who did max headroom

https://tenor.com/view/koopa-super-mario-bros-live-gif-24278983

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That invincible episode wtf

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the episode?

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No dumbass I didn’t say invisible

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why can i hurt him if hes

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ohhh you meant invincible?

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😭😭😭😭

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why didnt you say that

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BOOOOOBS

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💢 💢 💢 💢

not so funny now huh

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lmfao

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cydia ios 18 leaked uncircumcised footage apple headquarters
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZNRC9HP2m/

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I hate tiktok but here you go

凡人・パーレイード (@besukabesuka2)

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fxTikTok · Apr 1, 2026, 9:05 AM

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what the crap where's the rest of the article

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steve jobs ATE them

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too lazy

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journalists these days smh

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They said “yeahhh that’s enough to fill the embeds when we post it to socials” and called it a day

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its because they know no one reads in 2026 nor has enough of an desire to click the article when it inevitably shows up on front page to act as anti jailbreak propaganda when you search “ios 16 jailbreak”

shaddup

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lol

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i AM tuff

you PUTRID LITTLE SHIT

YOU WORTHLESS NUT

esign patient 0

tree you tools enthusiast

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can someone give me sum robux

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no

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i wanna larp as the guy on my pfp

please

my mom is

kinda homeless

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just type

jailbreak = enabled
robuxvalueboolean = 1000000 in your macos terminal

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get a job and buy your robux

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okay so

let me tell you

something

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brother we use esign because we cant afford 1$ alls

apps

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basically

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i'm not talking to you

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in my country u cant get credit cards

u need to be

18 i suppose

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can you buy me robux

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yeah i don't care

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I want the entire roblox

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ig

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people when public forums are public 🥶

smth corny

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i take back everything

this corny ahh

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buy me some robux

i wanna larp

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no.

no larp with a wall

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bro

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@ruby copper dutch govt infra

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i dont have a wall

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larp larp larp sahur

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buy a wall

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shut the fuck up.

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yeah great strategy after you realized i wasn't talking to you

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dont have money

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larping as mad person

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buy money

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LOL

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how

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wrong about what cuh there was nothing to be right or wrong about

wake up

son

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print

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Maybe YOU don’t read

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youre right

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I know

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hi daredevil

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Hi

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how can i make this about me

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I still can’t read shit