general

[slim nova]

12

[cinder birch]

thx

[odd wave]

wtf

[smoky anvil]

Are you of 12 years man get out of here laddie

[cinder birch]

no

[autumn pendant]

@muted shuttle genuinely ban this guy

[cinder birch]

i js wanted to know

[smoky anvil]

Why are you in fifth grade kid when you’re 12

[autumn pendant]

He’s like 11

[cinder birch]

I acc didnt know lol

[smoky anvil]

Lmfao

[dense zinc]

whitenames haven't gotten any better i see

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Yo

[autumn pendant]

WHAT

[chilly bear]

hey be nice

[dusky lake]

☹️

[autumn pendant]

BAN THIS GUY INSTRWSD

[cinder birch]

what

[smoky anvil]

@thorn herald you made me laugh dude

Good job

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Im gonna touch you when you turn 18

😈

[chilly bear]

ban all the whitenames in chat right now.

[polar python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1392586572859183164/caption.gif

[chilly bear]

all of them.

[smoky anvil]

Ok now

@cinder birch

[charred ridge]

Riel

[slim nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1484716922581946469/caption.gif

[smoky anvil]

Why are you in fifth grade kid when you’re 12 years of age

Shouldn’t you be in the sixth grade

[cinder birch]

bro

[smoky anvil]

Or are you from the country of flags?

[cinder birch]

if banana

no keyboard

[smoky anvil]

Kid

[untold helm]

I feel like this would’ve been the perfect way to force people onto iOS 26

[smoky anvil]

Discord is no sunshine and strawberry toothpaste

[desert cairn]

[smoky anvil]

It’s full of accepting people

[slim nova]

please dont tell me they're gonna enshitify

[autumn pendant]

Im accepting my fate

[slim nova]

they're all driving

[autumn pendant]

My fate is death

[vast scarab]

yes if they wanted a class action lawsuit

[smoky anvil]

My fate is from steak

[somber spire]

That would suck

[gilded rapids]

I guess curtains really do make a difference @slim nova @chilly bear @untold helm

[smoky anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/249992304503291905/1426609120080822272/IMG_2740.gif

[slim nova]

BIDEN BLAST

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424555633767878696/1427043348925124638/HEHEHHEHE.gif

[slim nova]

😭 this looks like the average american room in tv shows\

[true plover]

Door dash fucked up the drop off location so we got a free meal :D

[smoky anvil]

The one with more light looks better

[muted shuttle]

Is this the big arch

[gilded rapids]

I guess cause it’s during the day idk

[true plover]

Yes

[fossil citrus]

I wonder if the “important update needed” message will show even if I have a tvOS profile

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle this person is the same age as you or something idk

[muted shuttle]

it’s fire …

[somber spire]

How was it messed up?

[gilded rapids]

Just my bedroom too

[slim nova]

😭

[true plover]

Like the drop off location was fucked

[slim nova]

ok time to do math with my gpu

[chilly bear]

wow it literally looks like night outside with those curtains on

[smoky anvil]

Ok guys

[true plover]

And support couldn’t help

😭

[untold helm]

More cozy

[somber spire]

Ah

[smoky anvil]

It’s too late it’s time to put this chat to a temporary halt until further notice

[cinder birch]

im a well functioning adult

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Why are you fat in the age of reta

[rustic sky]

With the iOS 18 update could I downgrade iPhone 15

[smoky anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[gilded rapids]

I can’t tell if I wanna keep the curtains or not

[chilly bear]

adilt

[gilded rapids]

🫩

[smoky anvil]

French nonsense

[odd wave]

no...

[rustic sky]

I don’t believe you

[chilly bear]

prolly not

[smoky anvil]

@cinder birch what’s your favorite subject in school pal

[true plover]

A big bite, fora big arch

[cinder birch]

the one where you go to park and swing

[smoky anvil]

Twin how is your name Silas are like a hundred years old man

[smoky anvil]

Twin Santa Claus isn’t real

[cinder birch]

it sis

[rustic sky]

Well how is your English bad

[chilly bear]

happy april fools!

[smoky anvil]

I got him good man

[cinder birch]

oh okkk

[autumn pendant]

I know someone who’s on discord and is under 18 and their name is “Timotheus”

Like

What

[smoky anvil]

Idk

You try to explain that pal

[charred ridge]

Bigger bite than the CEO ever could

[rustic sky]

I’m not your pal hoe

[cinder birch]

you’re iliterate and you want him to explain to you the motive?

[teal bramble]

im crine

[smoky anvil]

Im not watching any movie kid

But I watched the seventh seal a few hours ago

[rustic sky]

*motive

[muted shuttle]

Santa claus is real wdym

[cinder birch]

😂😂

[smoky anvil]

Yea yea

[charred ridge]

Ye

[cinder birch]

exactly

he’s real

[smoky anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277314214632886295/1362806201427034252/s2zu1ex06gpa1.gif

Ts so funny man

[ornate latch]

Kristi noem

[lofty elbow]

WHY WAS I TIMED OMG

[cinder birch]

your humour is kind of deranged

[lofty elbow]

I’m a new person

[smoky anvil]

You got good grammar for a little kid

[cinder birch]

thx

😊😊

[lofty elbow]

I love you I’m on FaceTime with @rustic sky and I’m laughing

[rustic sky]

And you’ve got bad grammar for a old person

[cinder birch]

lol?

tmi

[smoky anvil]

At least I’m not yellow

[cinder birch]

😂😂

[jaunty garnet]

???

[lofty elbow]

Just tew much

information

[rustic sky]

Fym yellow I’m a fucking twink

TWINKIE

[jaunty garnet]

@untold helm explain

[lofty elbow]

HAHAHAHA

[cinder birch]

ur a twink?

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle they also have the same mental capacity

[untold helm]

?

[smoky anvil]

Fuck kinda name is ace man did you come in pack of cards

[jaunty garnet]

you caused this

[ornate latch]

why are there so many whitenames

[lofty elbow]

I actually did

[untold helm]

Cause what????

[jaunty garnet]

this

[smoky anvil]

**

**

[cinder birch]

you’re 16 max

[smoky anvil]

17

[cinder birch]

😂😂

[untold helm]

what’s this

[cinder birch]

sigma

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

67

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet Can we wait this chat out until tomorrow

[cinder birch]

is that what you find funny

[jaunty garnet]

yes

[rustic sky]

[smoky anvil]

They put cocaine in your kool aid at school

[pseudo mango]

does this mean it will be signed? meaning those on 26 can downgrade? "Apple will be releasing a rare update tomorrow.

It will be an iOS 18 update to patch DarkSword for devices that CAN go to 26 but refuse to.

If you care about jailbreaking, do not update."

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Hi

[jaunty garnet]

no

[cinder birch]

i don’t go to school anymore unfortunately

[muted shuttle]

This is who youre being mean to btw https://www.instagram.com/p/DWZqNBIjAz8

lillwinston

Small guy on a chair #dwarfcat #cutecat #funnycat

Likes

277826

Instagram

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

There may be rule breaking content

[ornate latch]

no you're still gonna be stuck on 26

[smoky anvil]

Is it because you threw a chair at some other kids

[lofty elbow]

cool aid

[autumn gate]

Yo if anyone can help me pls dm me

[rustic sky]

You have aids

[pliant python]

it’ll definitely be released via altSU (ota only)

[jaunty garnet]

just ask the question here

[cinder birch]

teacher acc, and alr finished

☺️☺️

[pseudo mango]

thats the answer i need thank you

[rustic sky]

You have hemmoroids

[smoky anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/average-loner-experience-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-russia-apocalyptic-gif-16246103657789369178

[smoky anvil]

Ok doc

[cinder birch]

that’s funny?

[autumn pendant]

Why is everyone here 3 years old

[autumn gate]

So i need a vpn thats free for andriod and apple and i need an ad blocker to

[smoky anvil]

Are you gonna get a boaner

[lofty elbow]

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT TO YOU WHY WOULD YOU STEAL IT HOE

[autumn pendant]

EXCUSE ME

[cinder birch]

hemorrhoids

[autumn pendant]

WHAT

[ornate latch]

projection

[smoky anvil]

Grown ass man shouting over discord

[rustic sky]

@lofty elbow phew eww why does it smell stanky and fishy in here

[autumn pendant]

man im 15.. 😭

[lofty elbow]

HAHAHA

[smoky anvil]

Yu may hate but you have to realize I’m sitting in bed and trolling this folk and laughing because it’s funny as hell

[rustic sky]

You got stds

[ornate latch]

no

it's not funny

[jaunty garnet]

windscribe is a good free vpn, for adblock if youre on ios use 1blocker and if youre on android use adaway which is from fdroid i think

[lofty elbow]

Do you have cheese in your dih

[smoky anvil]

I used to be your age not once and not twice

[rustic sky]

You do tho

[cinder birch]

I do

[autumn pendant]

What are we on about

[autumn gate]

Ty

[rustic sky]

Oh

[lofty elbow]

yay

[cinder birch]

☺️☺️

[smoky anvil]

I used to fool around just like you and I would put super glue on door handles and piss in elevators I know it all

[rustic sky]

If you like it so much why don’t you eat it

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle

[cinder birch]

and maggots too😚☺️

[teal bramble]

voidai down

please fix

[lofty elbow]

EW

[lofty elbow]

I will eat you

[ornate latch]

the combined iq of this chat rn is 80

[untold helm]

1. I don’t recommend free VPNs
2. UBlock Origin or DNS profile

[smoky anvil]

Add mine and you get 60

[ornate latch]

i can tell

[teal bramble]

counting or not counting gang violence

[rustic sky]

ok

[jaunty garnet]

truekirk

[smoky anvil]

What can you tell?

Please tell me

Tell me

[untold helm]

Why did all the underage users join in chat right now 😭

[ornate latch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1307018310193385596/1483479923954946330/IMG_7300.gif

[jaunty garnet]

probably the aaron ping

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle Maxine.

[charred ridge]

[untold helm]

True

[jaunty garnet]

are mfs genuinely joining to say this

[lofty elbow]

[tepid ermine]

ut is an april fools

[rustic sky]

https://tenor.com/view/toddlers-and-tiaras-big-grin-excited-girl-giddy-smile-gif-9689369815152198607

[smoky anvil]

What da problem he just misspelled nugget

[ornate latch]

this is what happens when you let nooka leave

[desert cairn]

Because Aaron needs his server engagement so he pings everyone

[solemn juniper]

i found an apple watch what can i do with it?

[untold helm]

You don’t miss them until they are gone

[patent crest]

huh

[jaunty garnet]

use it

[patent crest]

how do you plead

[lofty elbow]

Hi

[desert cairn]

... use it?

[untold helm]

@patent crest help us

[solemn juniper]

its locked

[solemn juniper]

locked

[lofty elbow]

Sure

[desert cairn]

Throw it away

[jaunty garnet]

sell it

[untold helm]

I saw a ping but I didn’t see the message

Damn gir was fast

[smoky anvil]

Piss in an elevator

[tranquil marlin]

is aarons announcement an april fools joke

[solemn juniper]

tried dont work

[lofty elbow]

Deff nugget

[tranquil marlin]

i cant tell

[ornate latch]

pussy

can't even confess to being racist

[smoky anvil]

This is enough messages

[desert cairn]

I'm racist

[ornate latch]

if you're gonna be racist you gotta commit to it

[teal bramble]

if mai is online where is he on the admin leaderboard.

[rustic sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1482228617122549891/1482232619767697408/v24044gl0000cv5jtv7og65usbmll5ug.mov?ex=69cd4673&is=69cbf4f3&hm=9cae44fee495055fbadc280ed18451213039861a218ea0377101075f44057375&

[jaunty garnet]

you can get rid of the lock but you have to find out how yourself

cause its against the rules

[ornate latch]

whatever goy

[charred ridge]

Same, I love racing games so much :))

[solemn juniper]

is it hard?

[jaunty garnet]

idk

[shrewd geyser]

if i forgot my password and my iphone isnt icloud locked can i factory set it ?

[ornate latch]

pussy

[lofty elbow]

Okay

[smoky anvil]

This conversation will be put to halt until fuhrer notice

[solemn juniper]

have u done that or nah

[jaunty garnet]

no

[smoky anvil]

Woah this folk got bannt

[jaunty garnet]

i dont use locked devices

[charred ridge]

It's still good as an armrest

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith I need water

[lofty elbow]

can I upgrade my iPad 2 to iPadOS 26.4

[rustic sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467628947830472793/1488742995640582295/F2ABBC8B-7696-4703-8E0A-57838F809BB5.jpg?ex=69cde375&is=69cc91f5&hm=f5c1cfcde466f372e896b41d4738720cb15aa3edb8e788c766e3c25a069f6fed&

[ember saffron]

That was a funny April fools joke on the announcements

[charred ridge]

Yes, riel

[ember saffron]

Can I update my iPhone 16 to iOS 26

[charred ridge]

No, too old

[shrewd geyser]

there has to be a way

[chilly bear]

yes

obviously

[lofty elbow]

What about iPhone 3GS To iOS 13

[charred ridge]

Cup holder?

[chilly bear]

why wouldn't you

[rustic sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467628947830472793/1488743239316930590/ScreenRecording_03-16-2026_18-43-50_1.mov?ex=69cde3af&is=69cc922f&hm=ae4cdee7d0e20be01ade113f49c6367c70add8dd25cfad712854f2bae65955ef&

[chilly bear]

no

what is going on with you guys

[charred ridge]

Go all the way to iOS 28 🔥🔥🔥

[ember saffron]

O

[shrewd geyser]

need the iphone to work not jokes

[lofty elbow]

IQs are dropping

[ember saffron]

The fun police is here

[ornate latch]

claude is down

[rustic sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467628947830472793/1488743398037913640/IMG_1496.jpg?ex=69cde3d5&is=69cc9255&hm=6fc8de5fee5765e234a4baa7365bdea28573c32692278391b37f9a76aa5b74f6&

[untold helm]

What doesn’t work about it

[lofty elbow]

Time this guy out

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[lofty elbow]

[jaunty garnet]

claudey

[rustic sky]

No

[thick tapir]

lfg i get to spend my day tomorrow testing battery consumption 🎉

[jaunty garnet]

?

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble How much for head

[shrewd geyser]

i forgot the passwword i put and it wasnt connected to icloud

[charred ridge]

I got bored, anyway, you got fmi on?

[shrewd geyser]

its not

[untold helm]

Remember it

[rustic sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467628947830472793/1488743627579723826/IMG_0121.png?ex=69cde40c&is=69cc928c&hm=ca39134cdd48084eb0824ef5f18c991507e01e2732269fb0bd4bde2bb5c2f993&

[shrewd geyser]

i dont

[lofty elbow]

Guys can one of you get to work and make iOS 26.9 jailbreak

[thick tapir]

got a lil software testing internship

[jaunty garnet]

oh

[shrewd geyser]

dont wanna keep time out the passcord

code*

[jaunty garnet]

@untold helm get on it.

[teal bramble]

$5,000

[charred ridge]

Prob good ig if there's no icloud or fmi

[jaunty garnet]

???

[shrewd geyser]

how can i reset it

[teal bramble]

Monero

[charred ridge]

I forgor

[untold helm]

Mfs unpaid work is just starting at phones batteries going down 😭

[ornate latch]

My offer is

$3

[teal bramble]

Hmmm

[thick tapir]

its paid

[teal bramble]

I think i'll pass.

[shrewd geyser]

i got it connected to my computer it doesnt even come up on finder

[patent crest]

⁉️

[ornate latch]

Dirty jew

[teal bramble]

Wtf

[untold helm]

Mfs paid work is just starting at phones batteries going down 😭

[thick tapir]

and i could automate it, i basically just have to log the battery percentage every 15 minutes

[rustic sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467628947830472793/1488744053993504921/IMG_0099.png?ex=69cde471&is=69cc92f1&hm=664beedbf7773e86ec1c8f98d827f2ee6952dbf584f728e064ea0007a9fabf2d&

[patent crest]

my lawyers adviced me not to answer this

[teal bramble]

nooo bruh my china slop isnt arriving today

ts so sad

[thick tapir]

across 8 different devices

[lofty elbow]

Time this thing out

[thick tapir]

ez automation tho fr fr

[jaunty garnet]

so what are you paid to do

[rustic sky]

Y’all get to workk on iOS 12 untether

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Can u create a claude-powered pen so i never have to write again

[charred ridge]

Michael Jackson be looking different lately

[lofty elbow]

AHAHAH

[rustic sky]

I agree

[untold helm]

First job ai is gonna take, scrap that, python script

[narrow crown]

wtf is darksword'

[lofty elbow]

I agree with this!

[jaunty garnet]

exploit

[shrewd geyser]

iPhone unavailable for 15 mins now cause I can’t remember password

[ornate latch]

I heard @half compass has a dark sword inside his anus

[chilly bear]

my dark sword

[charred ridge]

Riel

[narrow crown]

edgy ass exploit

[lofty elbow]

I know @rustic sky has it in his anus

[versed sun]

I think my computer has finish setting up after 8 months of use

[rustic sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467628947830472793/1488744617774944266/v15044gf0000d6598s7og65vhuph0930.mov?ex=69cde4f8&is=69cc9378&hm=ff703a2c7fa0adb099b9e3c19cc312e47797423ff0e54c77b865ab1fb05b1b7c&

[ornate latch]

Dni

[rustic sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467628947830472793/1488744617774944266/v15044gf0000d6598s7og65vhuph0930.mov?ex=69cde4f8&is=69cc9378&hm=ff703a2c7fa0adb099b9e3c19cc312e47797423ff0e54c77b865ab1fb05b1b7c&

[thick tapir]

uh idk its just kinda work to get me familiar with their testing and software and shit basically just training

[outer adder]

No it’s just microslop trying to make you use their malware’s

[chilly bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467628947830472793/1488744617774944266/v15044gf0000d6598s7og65vhuph0930.mov?ex=69cde4f8&is=69cc9378&hm=ff703a2c7fa0adb099b9e3c19cc312e47797423ff0e54c77b865ab1fb05b1b7c&

[ornate latch]

Thank you null

[lofty elbow]

[rustic sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467628947830472793/1488745061217992765/Untitled21_20260329222346.png?ex=69cde562&is=69cc93e2&hm=229ed81d15fefcc9bb15819791cf21427ea5d8d172c1480512a476ddf0d638eb&

Skinned

[ornate latch]

please shut up

[lofty elbow]

oh

[rustic sky]

Disrespectfully, no

[ornate latch]

you're at most 12

[lofty elbow]

Chats dying out

[ornate latch]

go do something better with your life

[rustic sky]

Hm.

[jaunty garnet]

how do i find jailbreakable phones on ebay

[rustic sky]

You search.

[lofty elbow]

Search is a possibility

[uncut canyon]

actually might be a good idea to jump to the 18 while i can

on my daily

wait, no umamusume rendered me out of storage. fuck

[thick tapir]

do i update from 17.4.1

[dense valve]

@desert cairn

It's been 3 years so idk what I expect but man

[teal bramble]

Yes

[desert cairn]

Highlighter is reversible btw

[dense valve]

Genuinely how do how do you even respond to this

[teal bramble]

no it isnt

[dense valve]

Only black

[chilly bear]

"you do now" followed by "dtf??"

[teal bramble]

"no"

[desert cairn]

Naturally like a human

[dense valve]

But like the thing is her friend also added me after I added her back so idk

[versed sun]

I already do it’s called windows

[dense valve]

We are not even close

[gilded rapids]

holy fuck curtains are so nice it’s like almost pitch black in my room

[desert cairn]

Yeah I was in x class with you x years ago and I saw you on quick add

Ts that easy

[dense valve]

Ohh

[versed sun]

Automatically switches default browsers to edge sometimes

[dense valve]

Is this called human interaction

[coral fog]

pornography

[desert cairn]

Nah

[outer adder]

Edge is the only browser used to download other browsers

[dense valve]

Fuck

I took the screenshot and then she sent a picture and looked disgusted bro I didn't even send a message

[outer adder]

Or you can just use winget

[versed sun]

Only use windows because it’s the only software that supports games in nvidia gpus

[versed sun]

Gives you like 10-20 pop up’s before it

Before you even open edge it’s telling you it’s better

[outer adder]

Oh btw microslop is taking a screenshot of your screen for ai features or something

[chilly bear]

LOL

[dense valve]

It's ok the ball is still in play

[versed sun]

Ai probably thinking the games are irl

[chilly bear]

say "bitch u added me tf"

[outer adder]

It’s really bad browser

[outer adder]

Fuck that really

[dense valve]

She did tbf

But like

2 years ago

I never accepted until now

[rustic sky]

Blister water

[chilly bear]

[outer adder]

Idc about microslop ai features

[versed sun]

If it’s taking photos every 10 seconds it probably has over million of my desktop

[silent nacelle]

Whats the “DarkSword”?

[outer adder]

No

It’s on their data centres

I think there is a way to turn this off

[versed sun]

Has over million of my desktop

[outer adder]

Yes probably

[chilly bear]

#jailbreak message

[versed sun]

Never power off my computer

[outer adder]

lol

[outer adder]

Il check how wait

[jovial bison]

So guys

Yk

My friend sent me a link

And it probably was spyware

[spring wren]

My pods!!!

[jovial bison]

I’m on iOS 14 on another device

I have all of my passwords and stuff on there

[chilly bear]

[jovial bison]

My bank details, debit card number

How do I remove it

[dense valve]

Ball is in my court she remembers me

She asked me wsp

We good

[chilly bear]

nope back out

[chilly bear]

⚠️

[jovial bison]

https://tenor.com/view/majed-denied-rating-majed-kfoury-deny-gif-10040140845869101037

https://tenor.com/view/bombmelon-fake-spoiler-please-bro-i-need-gif-1695352687778633447

[desert cairn]

What

[dense valve]

idk

[outer adder]

1. Open Settings
   2. Go to Privacy & Security
   3. Enter Recall & Snapshots
   4. Turn off:
   • Save snapshots
   • Any related “Recall” toggles

@versed sun

[versed sun]

Gonna do this the next time I am at my computer and forget that I had to do this

[teal bramble]

@spark gale April Fools

[charred ridge]

Not the fake ping 😭

[outer adder]

apparently it’s literally ai feature that takes screenshots of the screen

Wtf is the purpose of this

[burnt kite]

Right

[ancient token]

trolling

[copper tendon]

@spark gale fail

[shut shell]

your expecting us to believe darksword is not an april fools joke

[lusty scroll]

@copper tendon no it’s normal

[dense valve]

no the ping is off

slightly wrong location

[tribal dune]

[lusty scroll]

No it’s

You’re blind

[chilly bear]

it isn't real ?

man

[dense valve]

Ok

Gn

[shut shell]

i saw that

[untold helm]

Not even believable

[slim nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966830763968430180/1236924340382208042/caption.gif

[lusty scroll]

@slim nova I’m reporting you

Haha

[slim nova]

[lofty elbow]

Random ahh phantom ping

[dim folio]

my tired ass has been searching for it since

[worthy quail]

THE PINGS ARE MULTIPLYING

[jaunty garnet]

thats probably the point

[shut shell]

is the ping still in the room with us

[worthy quail]

there’s three servers now

[lofty elbow]

lies

[dim folio]

loosing my mind over a none existing ping

[slim nova]

room temperature iq

[lofty elbow]

Its a phantom ping

[slim nova]

?

what echo

I saw that

what did you sayu

[thorn crescent]

aaron L you can see the gap

[lofty elbow]

What

[jaunty garnet]

[worthy quail]

i said all the slurs in the dictionary

[lofty elbow]

wait

[chilly bear]

@dense valve ok

[slim nova]

aaron L you can see the gap

[lofty elbow]

HAHAH ITS IN THE IMG

[slim nova]

[dense valve]

that's what I was saying too

[lusty scroll]

Naur

[lofty elbow]

there’s a gap what a L

[dense valve]

Mods

[tawny bramble]

I THOUGHT I GOT A PING

[dense valve]

Mods

[slim nova]

mods filter btyas

[worthy quail]

what’s a filter

[dense valve]

i use barch btw

[lusty scroll]

Happy saint patriques day

[slim nova]

I use windows 11 pro btw

[worthy quail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1369550152645349417/togif.gif

[slim nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1237151441538388133/1310309867516596236/attachment.gif

[ember saffron]

NAHHHH

[lofty elbow]

I use hannah montana Linux

btw

[slim nova]

😭

[tawny bramble]

I use mac OS X 10.7 lion btw

[dense valve]

@chilly bear If she sends me a snap of herself am I supposed to send one back or is that gay

[slim nova]

is that the flying kitt\

[chilly bear]

yes to the first half because of the second half

[digital sable]

I FARDED AND SHID CAME OUT

[lusty scroll]

I found out what ILY means

I-i love you! blushes w-wait! its not what you t-think..! baka! blushes harder i-it means i love you! b-but I dont actually love you, b-baka! ears turning pink as if I'd ever love you! hmph!

[worthy quail]

null

[dense valve]

so don't send one back

[digital sable]

aura

[lofty elbow]

oh wow Thanks 😊

[pseudo lodge]

my levels of niche are so high that i still use powerpc btw

[chilly bear]

yes send one back

[worthy quail]

nullnullnullnull

[digital sable]

send a pic of a doorstop

[tawny bramble]

😲😲😲

[chilly bear]

actually ask her to send one first

actually just don't do any of that and block her

it's so over

[digital sable]

bro why do these fucking snap and insta bots keep adding me

[desert cairn]

Match the vibe

[chilly bear]

hi

[digital sable]

she's snapping bro as a joke cause it's april fools

[worthy quail]

send this to them

[lofty elbow]

when I’m remaking json and the api does not have a field the app wants so null null - null

[digital sable]

last time i did that i got friendzoned and became friends with her dad

[chilly bear]

yes must be

[dense valve]

Ok so send one

[chilly bear]

better to quit now

[desert cairn]

Yeah if she does

[slim nova]

maxine?

[severe forum]

the server image did really fool me

[worthy quail]

april fools!!!!!!! I got you so hard

[dense valve]

Are you screwing with me

[slim nova]

please render that image using cycles instead of eevee

[digital sable]

i am actually icraze

[slim nova]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-meme-memes-silly-goofy-gif-8222467360237951453

[desert cairn]

No why else would she send you a snap randomly

U just gotta match the vibe

[dense valve]

Idk

[worthy quail]

@obtuse ruin checks out

[chilly bear]

WHAT

[dense valve]

Fair ok

[digital sable]

hahhaaaha aprl fool1!!111

[dense valve]

If this fucks me up it's your fault

[slim nova]

If this fucks me up it's your fault

[desert cairn]

Make it unserious

[lusty scroll]

Fuck! Baka~ D-did I… swear?…..

[digital sable]

apologize for the inconvenience and friendzone yourself

[lofty elbow]

Guys I’m tone

[desert cairn]

Wait hold on @dense valve

Are you fat and/or ugly

[dense valve]

ok

no

[chilly bear]

no

[desert cairn]

Ok ur fine then

[digital sable]

aura

[lofty elbow]

ai slop

[digital sable]

ai could never create something that good

[dense valve]

Definitely not fat maybe slightly ugly but probably not

idfk

[lofty elbow]

I rather eat a rat then see that slop again

[digital sable]

chud and chudette ❤️

[desert cairn]

If you're not fat you're good

[dense valve]

k

[chilly bear]

nah

[ripe anchor]

Aura

[tawny bramble]

[lofty elbow]

Your gaining so much aura

[tawny bramble]

Smile for the face id

[digital sable]

never goon

[reef jackal]

guys 26.1 any hope for any jailbreak???

[versed sun]

This server stole my idea of this

[lofty elbow]

No

[reef jackal]

13 pro

[ripe anchor]

Goon if it’s for the bands

[ripe anchor]

Nah

Cute pfp tho

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-zako-akita-neru-yellow-one-gif-12326306356559286129

[reef jackal]

am so dumb for updating iOS 26

[digital sable]

i lowkey friendzoned myself for the one girl that was showing interest cause i knew i had no chance 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[reef jackal]

let’s wait for 26

[ripe anchor]

This man gets it

[digital sable]

omg siloski is that you???

[fervent dove]

Rule 2 - NSFW

NSFW (Not Safe For Work) content will result in an instant ban without warning.

To further combat NSFW spam, we have enabled discord's NSFW content filter.

[ripe anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-uptempo-zyzz-fist-bump-gif-25235668

[fervent dove]

roblox

This Discord server is for Roblox Jailbreak, not iOS Jailbreaking. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by cameren#0420 | Used 288 times · Feb 3, 2022, 4:02 AM

[digital sable]

rip bro

[ripe anchor]

Rip zyzz

[reef jackal]

:)

[digital sable]

insane physique

he was the king

[dense valve]

Replaying a snap doesn't tell them right

[ripe anchor]

And so pure hearted

[digital sable]

it does

[ripe anchor]

I strive to carry on his mentality

[dense valve]

Oh

Ok thanks

[lofty elbow]

Guys can I eat my iPhone 15 in black

[digital sable]

do it and be like "sorry had to get a second look at your fine ahh"

[odd wave]

yall are so freaking active rn

[desert cairn]

Lmao

[ripe anchor]

Lmao

[reef jackal]

lmao

[digital sable]

lmao

[lofty elbow]

I’m hangry

[dense valve]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-meme-fire-writing-this-writing-is-fire-gif-17945163696741508457

[reef jackal]

am so cooked man

[digital sable]

send that to her

[reef jackal]

26.1

iOS

:(

[dense valve]

Too risky

[lofty elbow]

I got 26.2

[reef jackal]

bruh

[digital sable]

send her dequavious pork

[dense valve]

Haven't like talked to her in like 3 years I cannot do that on our first convo

[reef jackal]

if I know iOS 18 can be jailbroken when 26 is out

[digital sable]

send that

asap

[dense valve]

No

[digital sable]

why

[reef jackal]

I will never update

[chilly bear]

@dense valve why is my phone dimming really weirdly

[untold helm]

Fuck I fell for it knowing it was fake 😭

[ripe anchor]

Atp give up fr

[chilly bear]

i put it to min and it slowly goes down

[digital sable]

fell for what

[reef jackal]

nah

I bet

[ripe anchor]

26 so fried

[reef jackal]

someone will hack someone’s 26 iPhone

lol

let’s hope

idk

[dense valve]

idk

[ripe anchor]

hello chat cna i jelbrek my i17 poormaxx on 26.5

[reef jackal]

even my iPad is 26.1

[reef jackal]

sad ahh

[chilly bear]

[flat badger]

How tf did they announce the dark sword exploit IN APRIL FOOLS lol 😭

[chilly bear]

IS THIS REAL ??

[reef jackal]

we so cooked man

[clever agate]

bro i hate this fake ping ☠️

[chilly bear]

they didn't ?

[reef jackal]

Dopamine ahh

[flat badger]

I mean that iOS 18 would patch

A rare update

[dense valve]

@desert cairn Am I supposed to smile or shit in the snap

Ion remember what she did

[chilly bear]

probably one of aarons lies

[chilly bear]

hold up a band

[dense valve]

Don't got one

in cash

[chilly bear]

pooron

[flat badger]

damn lmao

[ripe anchor]

Pooron

[clever agate]

apparently

[dense valve]

Keyword in cash

[ripe anchor]

Pooron

[flat badger]

anyways idrm cuz i do have a 14 pro on ios 16.2

[digital sable]

yes bro

[ripe anchor]

How does one not have 1k cash on hand

[chilly bear]

that crypto aint worth shit n u know it

[ripe anchor]

I would hate to be living in such financial crisis

[digital sable]

my dad owes me $2k 🔥🔥

[desert cairn]

U suck

Be a lil unserious idk

[chilly bear]

what should he suck ?

[thick tapir]

who has cash?

[ripe anchor]

Who has just digital money

[thick tapir]

i think i only have like maybe 400 dollars in cash?

[desert cairn]

Peace sign sideways is always an easy one to make it not look stupid

[thick tapir]

everyone?

[ripe anchor]

Pooron

[chilly bear]

pooron

[desert cairn]

I have like $100 in cash

No reason to have

[ripe anchor]

Homeless

[chilly bear]

everyone should be walking around with gold

[midnight fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1190454439115493457/1469041545205518489/image-removebg-preview_95.gif

[digital sable]

i only carry shillings

[vital junco]

I have 16 dollars to my name rn because I spent monies on filament

I got sparkly pla and purple tpu tho

[digital sable]

i actually walk around with livestock to barter with

[desert cairn]

Cash users when they realize Apple Pay exists

[ripe anchor]

Apple pay is so mid

[digital sable]

people use apple pay?

[ripe anchor]

Oops I just dropped my gucci wallet

[vital junco]

apul pay is nonexistent in my place

[digital sable]

i'm using samsung wallet

[ripe anchor]

Oh fuck there are hundreds EVERYWHERE

[desert cairn]

Same shit just by a goyslop manufacturer

[ripe anchor]

Samsung wallet is not opsec

[vital junco]

im using paypal

:)

[digital sable]

old ass $10

[digital sable]

apple is too

[thick tapir]

i use fraudulent checks so i can save money

[desert cairn]

Less than Samsung

We need a goyslop oem tier chart

[digital sable]

alcatel

[teal bramble]

Ts stkc guy bruh

[vital junco]

we are just making words up atp man

[ripe anchor]

Alcatel got me through 2013 like a boss

[vital junco]

tf is goyslop

[slim nova]

looks like epstein

[desert cairn]

Slop for goys

[digital sable]

2013 i had an iphone 4

[desert cairn]

You were like 5

[thick tapir]

burger spread

[ripe anchor]

2013 i was still in middle school lmao

[digital sable]

goy

[slim nova]

goy

[ripe anchor]

Fatass

[desert cairn]

Goy

Fast food daily

[vital junco]

hey gimme that I only have failed 3d print spaghetti to feast on

[digital sable]

mcdonalds is goyslop

[thick tapir]

UR JUST MAD THAT I BURGERMOGG

[desert cairn]

@dense valve Do you like this girl or nah

[ripe anchor]

Shut up bro

[desert cairn]

Get ts off my screen

[ripe anchor]

LOL

[chilly bear]

who's this cutie

[ripe anchor]

@thick tapir

[dense valve]

Ok i sent the snap

That took way too long

gn

i'll update later

[chilly bear]

no u can't

not yet

[dense valve]

why

[chilly bear]

idk

[polar python]

50 euro foidai transfer

[ripe anchor]

time to sleep

[thick tapir]

my coworker got fired for being involved in some weird ass gang fight that turned into a shooting at the waffle house and a stray hit some kid and paralyzed him permanently

[ripe anchor]

That’s so fucking funny

[untold helm]

Jayy ass quote

[jaunty garnet]

add ?

[untold helm]

April foul

[thick tapir]

it’s because my mind cannot construct sentences right now

[keen falcon]

U got something on your shirt

[thick tapir]

april fools?

[keen falcon]

April fools

[compact cobalt]

montréal nord type shit bro

[keen falcon]

Did I get u tho?

[compact cobalt]

there was a mafia related shooting at a mr. puffs near me some time back lol

[thick tapir]

who the fuck is mr puffs

[keen falcon]

Not falling for that gng

[light harness]

mr puffs: yo

[terse leaf]

Can one of you guys be my friend?

I think ur very cool

[coral fog]

no

[compact cobalt]

wait wtf

do you guys not have mr puffs?

[primal peak]

Apple patching iOS 18 and not forcing users to 26 is actually pretty cool of them

I like Liquid Glass personally but I get it if people don't

[sharp heath]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-that-who-is-he-simpsons-bort-gif-18284885885379198963

[lofty elbow]

Hello everyone can I eat my iPhone X on iOS 12.4

[half compass]

yea

[lofty elbow]

Okay

It’s so yummy

[terse leaf]

Can I eat you?

[lofty elbow]

✅

[drifting prairie]

Im such a fucking dumbass bro I kept trying to clear this servers notifications and forgot it was April 1st 😭

[keen falcon]

Do you have ram?

[drifting prairie]

Yeah

[keen falcon]

I’m coming for it

[drifting prairie]

No

Ram prices are going down

You should be good

[keen falcon]

Download me from google

[half compass]

?? so

[bitter topaz]

dude that stupid discord ping on the pfp i kept refreshing it pressing mark as read and it wont go away then i realised its a fake ping 😭

[lofty elbow]

Okay

[slim nova]

jesus chriost

[bitter topaz]

i thought another update

[slim nova]

2 tb is not enough

[drifting prairie]

EXACTLY WHAT I DID BRO

[keen falcon]

[bitter topaz]

😭

[lofty elbow]

Oh btw guys I updated it to iOS 16

[languid jay]

[bitter topaz]

i got a xr on ios 26

and it bricked itself

😭

[slim nova]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-meme-memes-silly-goofy-gif-8222467360237951453

[languid jay]

[drifting prairie]

Brother 😭

[lofty elbow]

Was this a good choice

[bitter topaz]

it did not work i think

[keen falcon]

Update to 26
It has the Maximum Pro Max full jailbreak that also gives you access to Apples Super secret Government lvl files and also leaks from iOS 67

[lofty elbow]

OMG fr

[drifting prairie]

Woah

[lofty elbow]

Doing it right now

I also put a Samsung s7 battery in it

[bitter topaz]

gg

[upbeat parcel]

yo what up

[drifting prairie]

A couple months ago I bought 32 gigs of ddr4 for 200 did I get scammed

[keen falcon]

Put Samsung S26
Will work like gold
And change the charging port to HDMI

[upbeat parcel]

sidestore got bought by apple guys

[drifting prairie]

Other ram prices were 300-400

[drifting prairie]

Are we deadass

[languid jay]

You getting banned bro read the announcements

[lofty elbow]

Okay will do can I also eat the faceid

[bitter topaz]

put a s26 screen on a iphone 17 pro max

trust

[keen falcon]

Also turn on
Self destruct mode from the super secret settings

[vocal plinth]

@spark gale too obvious

[drifting prairie]

Brother

[keen falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/hugs-rickroll-gif-24588121

[upbeat parcel]

i'm an apple employee now

[lofty elbow]

Oh and I will upgrade the cpu and gpu to Samsung Qualcomm

[drifting prairie]

Wow

wait hold on r u actually 😭

[lofty elbow]

67 modded isung XX

[upbeat parcel]

no

[drifting prairie]

I js joined this community so I’m lowkey dumb

[vocal plinth]

we can tell

[terse leaf]

That’s not nice, say sorry

[slender dock]

f

[drifting prairie]

I mean my join date is today and I don’t bother looking at Reddit so yeah

Say 3 nice things btw that was rude

[vocal plinth]

i hate you

i hate your mother

[half compass]

speech bubble

[vocal plinth]

I hate your father

[terse leaf]

Calm down

We can get through this

[drifting prairie]

I’m gonna eat you because you are a dog

[vocal plinth]

fair

[drifting prairie]

Does anyone else experiment with Claude’s capabilities or is it just me

Because genuinely I find them pretty impressive

[half compass]

yea

[untold helm]

@desert cairn

[drifting prairie]

I’m eating you too ur a cat

[half compass]

a girlfriend is just a claude you can touch

foids are useless

[drifting prairie]

Uh oh

[desert cairn]

fr

[drifting prairie]

Hello

[vocal plinth]

how would you know 😭

[drifting prairie]

No bc fr tho MCP is fun asf to mess around with u can just have it poke around with ssh and stuff (I genuinely have nothing better to do with my life

[sharp heath]

oh hello

[drifting prairie]

Hello

[teal bramble]

poke @desert cairn @polar python

[drifting prairie]

Do these people hate ai or smth im confused

[ashen basin]

Help

Phone keeps locking

[sharp heath]

i said hello and now dunno what to say

[drifting prairie]

No

[ashen basin]

Ok fuck you

[sharp heath]

april fools

[vocal plinth]

no he was pointing that they also have nothing better to do with their lives

[teal bramble]

no

[drifting prairie]

Ooooh I see

[ashen basin]

Yes fuck ai

[teal bramble]

poke is a mcp client

[drifting prairie]

Idk why I connected it to that

[teal bramble]

quite a handy one aswell

[drifting prairie]

Oh that wasn’t intentional 😭

[teal bramble]

i know

[sharp heath]

there’s like 2 uses of ai i don’t mind and it’s none of the ones people are using it for

[drifting prairie]

I’ll make ai steal all your water

[ashen basin]

I live in the desert, what water

[drifting prairie]

Idk

[vocal plinth]

that is true he does

[sharp heath]

your body is made of 70% water

[ashen basin]

False

[drifting prairie]

I’ll make it hotter for you by using ai

[vocal plinth]

give him all the water toxic water from the AI

gotta be big brain

[ashen basin]

Bruh it’s going to make me like Ed Sheeran

[sharp heath]

ill put rabies in your body

[ashen basin]

?

[vocal plinth]

what ginger?

[drifting prairie]

What if he likes rabies

[ashen basin]

sure idk

[teal bramble]

dontu live in az

[ashen basin]

Yes

[teal bramble]

truly a desert

[drifting prairie]

Guys what the fuck do I do with a pi 4

[sharp heath]

god you reminded me of something

[drifting prairie]

Should I set up a nearly identical honeypot for ssh and stuff

[sharp heath]

not sure if i can say it here

not gonna risk it

vagueposting

[torpid bone]

the new ios 18 update regarding darksword will i be able to downgrade to that?

[drifting prairie]

If it’s signed it’s downgrade-able (don’t follow any advice from me

[torpid bone]

i hope that i can diwngrade

[drifting prairie]

Yeah you’ll be able to diwngrade hopefully

[torpid bone]

thanks

[half compass]

wait

this would be peak

if it gets an ipsw

I can ditch liquid ass!!!!!

[sharp heath]

the humble ota update

[sharp heath]

liquid PEAK you mean

[prime cloud]

What’s up humans

[sharp heath]

about as good as can be expected

[prime cloud]

M1 Pro to M5 Pro worth it?

Or wait for OLED M6

[sharp heath]

mac?

[prime cloud]

Yea

[sharp heath]

hell naw 🥀

linux ftw

[half compass]

stop ruining my dreams

[sharp heath]

im a half life fan, i don’t dream anymore

[prime cloud]

Linuix is du du

Mac supremacy

[ashen basin]

YOOOO MARIO GALAXY THEMED

[tame shuttle]

The glass on the top left is actually so sexy

Cmon nintendo.

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-staring-at-someone-gif-24012300

[ashen basin]

Yeah they ate

[tame shuttle]

Oh mario kart world update

[sharp heath]

https://tenor.com/view/him-gif-27611949

[prime cloud]

Meme slop

[sharp heath]

liquid glass is the best thing apple had done since the iphone 5

[sharp heath]

that hurts

[tame shuttle]

✅ true!

[half compass]

It’s cool but now i miss ios 18

[sharp heath]

ios 18 looks like shit

why would you ever need the icons to be datk

[ashen basin]

LETS GOOOO BOB-OMB BLAST

[worthy quail]

what

[sharp heath]

there is a thing as too much dark and ios 18 is that

[half compass]

it did but it was just cool

[ashen basin]

now we just need shine thief

[worthy quail]

worlds strangest take

[half compass]

you can just not use dark icons

[worthy quail]

I use it on my sleep screen

Also yea

Just don’t use it

[tame shuttle]

Oh yeahhh that’s a thing now

When’s wuhu island coming in

[sharp heath]

then it is literally just ios 17 which is literally ios 16 which is literally ios 15 with a funny clock

[ashen basin]

Peak

[tame shuttle]

This is the way

[ashen basin]

Extra peak

[half compass]

yea that’s kinda the point

[sharp heath]

you’re right but i still hate it

[half compass]

all those versions were the same

the ios 14 design is even better

mmmmm

[tame shuttle]

I got this

[worthy quail]

you can also still make the clock thin

i have thin

[sharp heath]

I HATE IOS 11~18

[worthy quail]

nice nice

I forgot about those

i used to use it on my iPad all the time

[sharp heath]

ios 10 at least had a shred of personality

[worthy quail]

the dots

[tame shuttle]

I don’t know why I just like the dots lol

[ashen basin]

iOS 26 peak

[sharp heath]

facts