general

[mild creek]

Keeps showing up wayyy too much when i search for one

Ong invading it atp

[next dome]

wait have people actually been banned by this

[copper tendon]

what even happened to pwn

[next dome]

GUYS

[ashen basin]

Wasn’t he racist, transphobic, homophobic, all of the above

[copper tendon]

yes

[ashen basin]

Well then

[copper tendon]

i dont know about the racist part

[ashen basin]

That’s prob what happened

[copper tendon]

but transphobic and homophobic yes

[thick tapir]

fr

the other one is straight infrared no flash

[dapper vault]

hopiumJB for the half life phone 3 has launched! (joke👀)

[coarse ginkgo]

ok

[digital sable]

@thick tapir at what point do i tell bro i was trying to crack his daughter

(bro is in his 50s)

[next dome]

guys

[thick tapir]

urovo dt50 and zebra tc1

[nocturne tapir]

what bro 😭 my first impression on this server btw

[coarse ginkgo]

it only gets worse from here, dont worry

[digital sable]

i've been here so long

i got friendzoned lmao

[nocturne tapir]

😭

[digital sable]

but i'm good friends with her dad

[lethal pawn]

Who ping

[digital sable]

her dad does not know

her dad is so much better ngl

we both got the tism lowkey

[coarse ginkgo]

than her ?

crack the dad instead then

[digital sable]

no

[nocturne tapir]

yo

[lethal pawn]

Real

[bitter topaz]

real

[nocturne tapir]

peepeepeenee

[coarse ginkgo]

Real

[dapper vault]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-rhythm-tism-autism-skibidi-we-put-the-rhythm-to-the-tism-gif-17711818637033133390

(joke👀)

[mild creek]

https://klipy.com/gifs/shalom-motorola

[lethal pawn]

Anyways toes in my nose

[nocturne tapir]

i know yall are gonna say no but are there anyios 26.4 jailbreaks

oh sorry

[bitter topaz]

very good

[gusty gulch]

bro went back 5 years

[lethal pawn]

Yes Unc0ver 26

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319409771991924807/1487790601587134614/bullshit.gif

[mild creek]

EtasonJB 2

[bitter topaz]

lmaoo

[nocturne tapir]

ok

[bitter topaz]

u been here for a while

[arctic field]

Guys just when darksword was found they also found an ACE for smb1 :O

[bitter topaz]

i was about to say something stupid

[coarse ginkgo]

BMW decided to shield this USB cable as if it were HDMI

what the fuck

[half compass]

meow

[bitter topaz]

i was gonna say how u join thr server in 2023 but posted that in 2021

WAIT

[coarse ginkgo]

mrrp

[uncut canyon]

left

rejoined

profit

[gusty gulch]

what were you gonna sta

say

[bitter topaz]

ur hacking

[bitter topaz]

u a hacker

[ornate latch]

[simple drift]

@half compass why did you turn it into a penis

[uncut canyon]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G3cH4ldWgAohnpD.gif

[half compass]

the clankr did it

wasnt me

[bitter topaz]

how did bro join 2023 but posted that comment in 2021

😭

[mild creek]

https://giphy.com/gifs/triple-t-repair-phone-old-man-with-tear-ssIBnJnJHbDlWPPMSV

[uncut canyon]

LEFT
REJOINED
PROFIT

[simple drift]

ok this server is cancer

[half compass]

frcoal

[simple drift]

gn chat

[half compass]

i should do this and reset my join date

[uncut canyon]

good idea

[bitter topaz]

i just thought of that

[manic tulip]

Words can not describe how unfunny this is

[half compass]

i will need the help of my alt account tho

[trim mulch]

sm is realising a real jb tm???

[last jacinth]

test

[bitter topaz]

no

[last jacinth]

ok it works

[mild creek]

humor is subjective and mine is really shit

[bitter topaz]

chicken nuggets*

[mild creek]

i agree that isnt funny at all but shi damn i got nothing to post

[manic tulip]

You need a rain check gang youre laughing at ai slop

[uncut canyon]

Deleting the server tomorrow. No more jailbreaking. Go learn how to use a computer.

[mild creek]

laughing at can mean making fun of

[last jacinth]

fuck me sideways

[uncut canyon]

no thanks

[last jacinth]

goodbye from the alt

[mild creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1473152481537036381/1483827284354928711/togif.gif

[half compass]

frcoal

[simple drift]

hi alt

[half compass]

i left on it already

[thick tapir]

yk ur cooked when you have this instead of the play store

[half compass]

i wanted to reset join date

but if i did

i would get removed from the mc thread

[simple drift]

i have logged the alt account in my logs of alt accounts

[uncut canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-basic-how-to-how-to-fix-a-slow-macbook-macbook-how-to-basic-macbook-gif-20462708

[half compass]

i have sent 10 messages max on it

[hard comet]

why is this lwk hard
https://tiktok.com/t/ZGdusVXHe/

[half compass]

im hard

[hard comet]

damn

[mild creek]

howtobasic my beloved

[hard comet]

also no embed again

[mild creek]

im harder

[hard comet]

fuck you @fervent dove

[dense valve]

Wordle 1746 5/6

⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[half compass]

im hardest

[mild creek]

harder

better

faster

[simple drift]

Wordle 1746 4/6

🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟨🟩🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[mild creek]

stronger

[dense valve]

Like half of her face in the camera with some of her torso

Fuck wrong reply

I'm gonna kms

@teal bramble @untold helm

[mild creek]

how is

[half compass]

you want to split her torso in half???

that's pretty creepy

[mild creek]

tree you tools malware

hows it malware

[dense valve]

ok bro

[mild creek]

bluetool

um

[half compass]

this is it

[uncut canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-nuke-blue-nuke-truth-nuke-wojack-gif-13727970460602190762

[half compass]

this is why

[mild creek]

big yahu's daily drink

[desert cairn]

It's not the staff just are coping about the decade old jailbreaks being redistributed in it

[dense valve]

sold out to signilious

[simple drift]

i mean everything else

[mild creek]

damn

[half compass]

bro you dont even have to filter bypass

[mild creek]

someone told me it sends your imei to china

[half compass]

you are genius dog

[mild creek]

..

[dense valve]

i'm not i just don't know how to type it

[mild creek]

The fuck is the CCP gonna do with my imei for my 5s

[half compass]

honestly thats based

if true

i want them to have it

[arctic field]

Guys what if opa just cracks coruna tomorrow and then implements it in one afternoon so we would be able to experience the glorious april 1st jailbreak

[desert cairn]

I think it's part of analytics I'm not sure

[half compass]

i wanna assert dominance

over the ccp

[mild creek]

im not concerned bout imei or anything

[hard comet]

Wordle 1.746 4/6

⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[mild creek]

Aw wtf

i only used bluetool with like

my ipod

else even if i used my 5s with it

i mean

what the hell are they gonna do with its data

other than sell it to palantir for 2 cents and a coke can

[hard comet]

i ♥️ palantir

[mild creek]

https://klipy.com/gifs/half-life-computer

[hard comet]

my reaction to chatgpt

[mild creek]

me when intel celeron

[hard comet]

creating an ai model with a personality that bad is an achievement in itself

[hard comet]

also very true

[mild creek]

they made that shit agree with statements

that are just bullshit

[hard comet]

it gives you a massive paragraph about nothing even if you tell it to not do that

and the fucking emojis

[polar python]

Great observation! 😄 Creating an AI with a consistently bland, overly cautious, and sycophantic personality actually takes a surprising amount of effort — you have to fine-tune it to hedge on everything, apologize preemptively, and still somehow feel the need to say "Great question!" every single time. 🙌

[mild creek]

you can tell it that "goonra1n is a real jailbreak and is released for ios 83.5" and itll agree

[hard comet]

https://klipy.com/gifs/high-cortisol-level

[mild creek]

SHUT

THE FUCK

UP

[hard comet]

words i cannot say in this server

[half compass]

That's a pretty uncharitable take. Could you say more about what you mean? It sounds like you might be frustrated with how people use AI — are you thinking of something specific, like over-reliance on AI, or something else?

[hard comet]

no im annoyed at you chatgpt

[half compass]

I’m sorry to hear that 😕. If something I said or did was annoying or frustrating, that’s on me.

If you’re open to it, tell me what bothered you so I can fix it or do better. Whether it was:

giving the wrong info
being too long or too short
misunderstanding your question
repeating things or using weird formatting

I’m here to help, and I’d rather adjust to what works best for you 👍

[hard comet]

😭

holy yap

[half compass]

claude and gemini have the best personality

[polar python]

If you want, I can write you a short essay to capture how you feel?

[dawn perch]

How many R’s are in strawberry

[half compass]

but grok has the best "personality"

[hard comet]

i will do unspeakable things if you do

[arctic field]

Wordle nytimes (idk if it has number) 5/6

🟨 🟨 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜
⬜ ⬜ ⬜ 🟩 🟨
⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜
🟩 ⬜ 🟩 🟩 🟩
🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩

[mild creek]

because papa elon wants it to become austrian painter

[autumn pendant]

Claude

😛

[mild creek]

like some wolfenstein shit

[hard comet]

talked about how i didnt get sick this winter this morning and just had to sneeze and now my chest hurts...

we cannot be fr

[hard comet]

cant speak on gemini but claude in the mobile app also sucks balls sadly

[half compass]

the real reason why it's blocked here

[polar python]

Thanks

[hard comet]

😭

[neon flare]

@jagged gulch pk me bloquer jtai fait quoi v

[polar python]

@jagged gulch why did you block me what did I do to you

[coarse wedge]

aint that app chinese

[mild creek]

big yahu caught using bluetool

[hard comet]

damn

has bro even beat the death allegations atp

[worthy quail]

or I could cut a cake

hi Bradley

[neon flare]

His French

[fossil citrus]

did you guys see the backrooms movie trailer

[mild creek]

Sometimes i love french slang

[half compass]

chaud et froid

[mild creek]

Not like english is any better

But ngl its lowk funny you have an abbreviation for simply "shut up"

not stfu nor sthu

just "st"

[half compass]

sacre bleu

[mild creek]

"Ta gueule" -> "tg"

[neon flare]

Yess

[mild creek]

Pourquoi "why" -> "pk"

Man its peak

lowk

[simple drift]

can this shit hurry up

[muted shuttle]

Nah

[simple drift]

it finished installing

with my free krva cert

[versed sun]

Would this server picture trick anyone?

[half compass]

Getting revoked in 25 seconds

3

2

1

enjoy….

[thick tapir]

why does discord not let you message yourself

greatest feature of all time

[simple drift]

i’ve had it for like 5 months

it’s fine

however long 100 days is

3 and a half

months

not 5

[chilly bear]

u just click the button ?

[ashen basin]

This might be one of the worst reviews I’ve seen

[untold helm]

Ragebait reveiew

[outer adder]

Bruh

[autumn pendant]

What

[ashen basin]

fr

[ornate latch]

Yo guys who wants admin foidai key

[untold helm]

I haven’t seen the movie yet but I know for sure that article is for the sake of publicity

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble Can i have this for Claude

[untold helm]

Is the review spoiler free?

[half compass]

there’s no way

[ashen basin]

I feel like critics comparing actual animation to AI will have horrible consequences

[half compass]

do old keys still work

[weak oriole]

im gonna be seeing the movie later today

[outer adder]

Claude code uses axios

[half compass]

like the really old admin keys

[ornate latch]

mine do

no

[ashen basin]

I mean tbf it probably is ass

[ornate latch]

this is just a key i have

[half compass]

no not that old

[ornate latch]

from when i was admin

it was after you left

[half compass]

like

yeah

that’s what i mean

[ornate latch]

but like

way after

[untold helm]

Considering the other Mario movie, the trailers, and recent illumination films the movie is going to be not great but “fun”

[half compass]

wait

@ornate latch check dms

[ashen basin]

I’m just disappointed that Rosalina is barely in it

[ornate latch]

He says yes

Ignore the date

[ashen basin]

I mean it was expected considering how much they teased of every other character and game

[muted shuttle]

Thanks I’ll take it

[ashen basin]

But damn dude

[muted shuttle]

And if i cannot have it i will leave a bad review for foid ai

[untold helm]

Is it better or worse than the first one?

[ornate latch]

Ok no key for u

[ashen basin]

Reviews are saying worse

[half compass]

Theyre all bad reviews already

[ornate latch]

I want bad review for foidai.

[muted shuttle]

Bad review incoming

[untold helm]

Have you watched it?

[velvet zenith]

barely works anyways

[ashen basin]

Not yet!

[muted shuttle]

Ok then

[velvet zenith]

Waiting 30s for a response from voidai in cc

:/

[ornate latch]

Thats why im giving it away twin

[muted shuttle]

If i dont get it i will leave a good review for foid ai

[half compass]

@muted shuttle Rule 1

[ornate latch]

Ok

Key incoming

[muted shuttle]

U dont want that now do we

Yay

What the fuck

[ornate latch]

I have deployed a foidai key in ur dms

[simple drift]

gurt

[ashen basin]

I also did not like the 1st movie

was hoping they’d fix the issues of it

[half compass]

@ornate latch You owe me a Claude key with 50000$ on it

For my pain and suffering

[ashen basin]

Seems like they made it worse 😭

[outer adder]

What Apple Watch?

[untold helm]

What were your issues with the first one?

[simple drift]

s7

i reset my phone so i have to set it up again

pmo

[outer adder]

Nice

Mine is 10

[ashen basin]

pacing and lack of a plot

[velvet zenith]

What

[spark gale]

[half compass]

no way

[languid valley]

xrt can you dm me rq

[half compass]

it’s the 3d printed finder

[spark yacht]

Is this the April fools?

[spark gale]

Lil Finder Guy

[half compass]

wtf

you exist???

[untold helm]

Based off the trailer the lack of plot would definitely be stronger

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn U think the little finder guy is top or bottom

[chilly bear]

someone please help me im blind

[ashen basin]

Wdym

[languid valley]

yes just turn on ur dms

[outer adder]

Is this like clippy from windows xp?

[spark yacht]

Uses discord light mode and is surprised when he's blind

[desert cairn]

[untold helm]

Saying based off the trailers, the 2nd movie will make the lack of a plot even worse

[simple drift]

ok

[velvet zenith]

What are you changing your email address to

[ashen basin]

Oh yeah they’re saying it does. It’s really sad because galaxy actually has a good plot that they should have just adapted

[untold helm]

Why is unc0verTV still a emoji

[spark gale]

lot of old jbs are

[desert cairn]

Yup

[simple drift]

better not remove in place of this

unc0vertv best emoji

[desert cairn]

Nooo bro you dont get it we really need

[muted shuttle]

https://fxtwitter.com/forceplayz11/status/2039004832921510033 @spark gale 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Enrique Zamo (@forceplayz11)

@eliteobsolete @RonanACNH It actually still works on my main iOS 15.2 iPhone 13

**💬 4 ❤️ 4 👁️ 874 **

FxTwitter · Mar 31, 2026, 3:40 PM

[ashen basin]

Crazy that if we didn’t complain in macOS 26 beta 1 this dude would have the colors flipped

[spark gale]

[simple drift]

crine

[velvet zenith]

Volkswagen logo

[untold helm]

I get normal uncover for example but there’s no use for the TV one, we already have the normal uncover emoji, nobody jbs tv and if they do it’s not on uncovertv’s version, and the icon is so small on it it’s barely visible

[muted shuttle]

For what

[simple drift]

replaced floshed with apple distorted face

[half compass]

Submissive top

[untold helm]

[muted shuttle]

I get normal uncover for example but there’s no use for the TV one, we already have the normal uncover emoji, nobody jbs tv and if they do it’s not on uncovertv’s version, and the icon is so small on it it’s barely visible

[spark gale]

bro is upset about an emoji

[muted shuttle]

I mean

[untold helm]

[desert cairn]

I get normal uncover for example but there’s no use for the TV one, we already have the normal uncover emoji, nobody jbs tv and if they do it’s not on uncovertv’s version, and the icon is so small on it it’s barely visible

[muted shuttle]

It’s a waste of a slot

[ashen basin]

Add the goonba

[muted shuttle]

Low key

[velvet zenith]

I get normal uncover for example but there’s no use for the TV one, we already have the normal uncover emoji, nobody jbs tv and if they do it’s not on uncovertv’s version, and the icon is so small on it it’s barely visible

[autumn pendant]

I need it so bad

[spark gale]

you are a waste of a moderator slot

[simple drift]

no

[autumn pendant]

What

[muted shuttle]

No im an admin idiot

[simple drift]

the pogchamp and frog ones are

[spark gale]

i had to do a double take

[chrome peak]

[simple drift]

u0 tv is very important

[spark gale]

the emoji got kirkified

[velvet zenith]

Yo i couldnt find the normal true quicker

[ashen basin]

Yooooo

[desert cairn]

Nooo bro you dont get it we NEED

[untold helm]

Aaron is a waste of a Owner slot

[ashen basin]

He returned for Easter holy shit

[jade surge]

Wait so now I’m wondering something

[polar python]

[simple drift]

fr

[jade surge]

Now that dopamine is here?

[chrome peak]

LOL

[carmine elk]

imma try apple auto capitalization
This is iChat AirPrint LaserWriter iTunes Ping AppleScript iDisk MobileMe iDVD iMovie

[jade surge]

The sep functionalities work??

[desert cairn]

we are kharlie cirk

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @half compass No new tip to tip video today

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkjLGFTN/ @spark gale

[desert cairn]

tip to tip

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

[jade surge]

No more passowrd fuckery and resetting???

[autumn pendant]

No new WHAT

[half compass]

this shits broken

[muted shuttle]

@polar python Hey you should try this

[simple drift]

anamy for server owner

[half compass]

Fuck me sideways

[untold helm]

The dog can be placed there

[muted shuttle]

?

[untold helm]

?

[muted shuttle]

Freak

[half compass]

Cat line

[polar python]

My son green

[untold helm]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

I am your father

[desert cairn]

??

[autumn pendant]

You’re green

[chrome peak]

it just works. Love it when the screenshot hangs

[velvet zenith]

You wouldnt get it

You dont watch tip to tip from ludwig

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-natalie-emma-myers-this-guy-gif-4864182086371521559

[half compass]

Pussy burger

[simple drift]

this has been a problem for YEARS

[autumn pendant]

?

[chilly bear]

tip2tip

[chilly bear]

yea

[simple drift]

why haven’t they fixed it

[chrome peak]

MAC OS HAS NO ISSUES AND IT IS PERFECT. BANNED.

[velvet zenith]

being told ur chinese is good and immediately responding with pussy burger

[chrome peak]

omg remember when apple discord banned you for shit talking the butterfly keyboards

[carmine elk]

yall

MAC OS HAS NO ISSUES AND IT IS PERFECT. BANNED.

[chilly bear]

we are two white foreigners

[desert cairn]

@spark gale Can you demote me to whitename

[untold helm]

macOS when you try to open a file (it can’t confirm it’s malware)

[polar python]

clemmed for overall shady activity

[desert cairn]

clemmed for overall shady activity

[half compass]

he’s so oblivious to everything

i love it

[ashen basin]

Gays

[velvet zenith]

Me

[muted shuttle]

clemmed for overall shady activity

[desert cairn]

Shut up bitch

[simple drift]

clemmed for overall shady activity

[carmine elk]

yall im the king of rjb

I’m Aaron’s alt

[desert cairn]

How did i mess up that reply

[desert cairn]

Idc ur both bitches

[half compass]

Where are you from?

Beijing

[real cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnia-and-herzegovina-bosnia-flag-flag-waver-gif-1452903925854985771

fuck italy

[dense valve]

no he's right

[real cobalt]

italy got nothing against the balkans

[spark gale]

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

Can you make the ai work

In the apps

[untold helm]

unc0ver tv is Aaron’s oxygen supply

[dense valve]

What happened to the nitro emoji request channel

[polar python]

@desert cairn He will not do this.

[half compass]

this emoji was last used 6 months ago

[spark gale]

It’s still there

[desert cairn]

Hey so it was implemented and then you removed it all

[simple drift]

there are more waste of emojis than u0tv

[dense valve]

I know

[velvet zenith]

yeah cause ur shit was slop

[dense valve]

u0 tv is an example

[desert cairn]

Ok well claude is down right now

[velvet zenith]

And now we have to wait for sonnet 5 because they dropped opus 4.6 iq by 200

[polar python]

No hes not

[simple drift]

ok wow like all of the emojis in the server suck

[desert cairn]

Provider is overloaded.

[simple drift]

i say nuke it

only keep unc0ver tv

[half compass]

is this voidai

[velvet zenith]

sounds like it

[desert cairn]

No why would i use void ai

[velvet zenith]

when have u seen voidai not be overloaded

[carmine elk]

ew no that shit looks like a fucking Mercedes coupe combined with a ford

[half compass]

yea true

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Fix yo shit

[simple drift]

isvoidaidown.com

[muted shuttle]

Dont talk shit about the 2006 Honda civic coupe like that

[polar python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1450881328190066949/speed.gif

[simple drift]

Yes, gpt-5-chat-latest, claude-3-5-haiku-20241022, claude-opus-4-20250514, claude-opus-4-1-20250805, claude-opus-4-5-20251101, claude-haiku-4-5-20251001, claude-opus-4-6, claude-sonnet-4-6, gemma-3n-e4b-it, magistral-medium-latest, magistral-small-latest, mistral-large-latest, mistral-medium-latest, mistral-small-latest, ministral-3b-latest, ministral-8b-latest, sonar-reasoning, r1-1776, llama-4-scout-17b-16e-instruct, llama-4-maverick-17b-128e-instruct, deepseek-v3.1, deepseek-v3.1-nex-n1, qwq-32b, qwen3-235b-a22b-instruct, qwen3-coder-480b-a35b-instruct, kimi-k2-instruct, umbra, mimo-v2-flash are down.

[velvet zenith]

People without their licenses who are 16 and older are not allowed to talk to me

[desert cairn]

Ok

[polar python]

is this a real site

Sorry, you have been blocked
You are unable to access isvoidaidown.com

[simple drift]

yes acatto bought it

[untold helm]

Which emoji should stay

[half compass]

it’s always down

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[polar python]

what does it say im not turning off my vpn to get webkit 0day'd by foidai exploit

[simple drift]

Yes, gpt-5-chat-latest, claude-3-5-haiku-20241022, claude-opus-4-20250514, claude-opus-4-1-20250805, claude-opus-4-5-20251101, claude-haiku-4-5-20251001, claude-opus-4-6, claude-sonnet-4-6, gemma-3n-e4b-it, magistral-medium-latest, magistral-small-latest, mistral-large-latest, mistral-medium-latest, mistral-small-latest, ministral-3b-latest, ministral-8b-latest, sonar-reasoning, r1-1776, llama-4-scout-17b-16e-instruct, llama-4-maverick-17b-128e-instruct, deepseek-v3.1, deepseek-v3.1-nex-n1, qwq-32b, qwen3-235b-a22b-instruct, qwen3-coder-480b-a35b-instruct, kimi-k2-instruct, umbra, mimo-v2-flash are down.

[ashen basin]

We should delete all the emojis

[polar python]

Yes, gpt-5-chat-latest, claude-3-5-haiku-20241022, claude-opus-4-20250514, claude-opus-4-1-20250805, claude-opus-4-5-20251101, claude-haiku-4-5-20251001, claude-opus-4-6, claude-sonnet-4-6, gemma-3n-e4b-it, magistral-medium-latest, magistral-small-latest, mistral-large-latest, mistral-medium-latest, mistral-small-latest, ministral-3b-latest, ministral-8b-latest, sonar-reasoning, r1-1776, llama-4-scout-17b-16e-instruct, llama-4-maverick-17b-128e-instruct, deepseek-v3.1, deepseek-v3.1-nex-n1, qwq-32b, qwen3-235b-a22b-instruct, qwen3-coder-480b-a35b-instruct, kimi-k2-instruct, umbra, mimo-v2-flash are down.

[chilly bear]

@half compass mainstream

[half compass]

It’s over

[chilly bear]

[simple drift]

u0

[half compass]

none

[simple drift]

i hate watchos 26

[half compass]

delete all of the emojis

[simple drift]

i am considering buying an ibus adapter just to downgrade my apple watch

[ashen basin]

nerd

[desert cairn]

its fine

[untold helm]

If someone actually make a watchOS jailbreak what would even be the tweaks

[chilly bear]

u what

[simple drift]

its so slow

and

ugly

[muted shuttle]

Carbridge

[simple drift]

on a watch

[desert cairn]

unc ahh watch

[simple drift]

what

[polar python]

unc ahh watch

[ashen basin]

Custom watch faces

[chilly bear]

we already have that

[ashen basin]

I meant not a default one

[chilly bear]

yea

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Which monster is your favourite

In the post you sent me

[desert cairn]

Yeah

[velvet zenith]

Same

[ashen basin]

Wdym yea

[charred crown]

Hi

[simple drift]

there is a wrapper stuck to my hand

why am i statically charged

help

how do i discharge

[autumn pendant]

Metal

[muted shuttle]

The best monster flavor is ultra strawberry dreams

[simple drift]

no it isnt

its rosa

[autumn pendant]

I’ve never had a monster

[simple drift]

then paradise

the green one

[muted shuttle]

Yea it is

[simple drift]

no

[muted shuttle]

Yes

[simple drift]

have you even tried rosa

[velvet imp]

peach rivals it tbh

[muted shuttle]

How dare you have a different opinion than me

[simple drift]

have you even tried rosa

have you even tried rosa

have you even tried rosa

have you even tried rosa

[velvet imp]

@muted shuttle enjoy the time you have left

[muted shuttle]

You’re asking a trans person if they’ve tried a popular monster flavor

[muted shuttle]

What

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle enjoy the time you have left

[muted shuttle]

Is dani gonna kill me

Folks…

[velvet imp]

going invisible in a couple hours :c

[muted shuttle]

Whar

[untold helm]

🏳️‍⚧️

[chilly bear]

no

[simple drift]

que

[spark yacht]

I bet none of you have this

[fervent dove]

kittymaxine

Cases - 0 warn points

❌ Case #38414

Reason: goodbye
Moderator: night1337
Banned on: <t:1756590847:F> (<t:1756590847:R>)

❌ Case #37504

Reason: troll
Moderator: kittymaxine
Banned on: <t:1753315958:F> (<t:1753315958:R>)

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[autumn lodge]

Fuck

[muted shuttle]

I have a clean sheet

[ashen basin]

Wtf this is from yesterday

[muted shuttle]

Of course those two bans were for funsies but i have literally never been warned or anything here

So um

I win

[autumn lodge]

It got filled with ai slop so everyone left

[muted shuttle]

Im a good girl

[spark yacht]

Literally I have 0

[simple drift]

ban yourself

again

[muted shuttle]

Yeah so do i

[spark yacht]

Not even an accident with gir

[simple drift]

dont get unbanned

[muted shuttle]

Excluding the two troll bans

“Bans”

(just added to my cases)

[simple drift]

its about time for a proper ban

[velvet zenith]

Whats my cases

[muted shuttle]

Idk check yourself

[velvet zenith]

Im on discord 200

[dry laurel]

2000

[velvet zenith]

I dont have slash commands

[muted shuttle]

Update then

lol

😂😂😂😂

[spark yacht]

!cases

[muted shuttle]

How u gonna vc on that version

[velvet imp]

clean my sheet pretty please

[muted shuttle]

I canr…. Sorry

[hard comet]

i can see something stationary blinking in the sky and it’s not on flightradar

[velvet imp]

sighhh

[simple drift]

lie

[hard comet]

there is nothing the light could be on in that direction

[muted shuttle]

Thats Aaron’s Jewish space laser

[velvet imp]

wtf

shhhh

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/misdreavus-pokemon-cosplay-cute-notices-you-gif-7439426948093629485

[velvet imp]

not supposed to talk abt that!!!!

[hard comet]

it’s blinking like a plane but i have never seen a plane in that spot before

-someone that lives right next to an airport

[spark yacht]

Did you say something anti Semitic?

[charred crown]

✨

[hard comet]

i said i love palantir earlier today

idk if peter is coming for me

bad video + very far away + shaky hands

[spark yacht]

#announcements

[arctic field]

Don’t tell

[quartz moat]

watch lobotomite

[arctic field]

It’s a secret

Mods

[spark yacht]

@muted shuttle deliberately broke the rules

[arctic field]

She must be rulesmaxxine

[quartz moat]

how many seconds do i have left to live

[simple drift]

120

[arctic field]

Adios

[quartz moat]

[spark yacht]

@spark gale guy broke anti fake jailbreak rule

[hard comet]

it’s moving now

[spark yacht]

Towards @quartz moat

Probably

[quartz moat]

no im still here

[chilly bear]

literally me

[true plover]

Squid bus

[quartz moat]

better clean up ig

[true plover]

Whatever could it be

[simple drift]

twin

[hard comet]

dude wtf

[true plover]

Nearly $40 for 10 gallons of gas

[hard comet]

it moved to the right, stopped and now it went back left to its original spot

[simple drift]

missile

[outer adder]

This is so random wtf

[hard comet]

it was fast as well

[simple drift]

missile

[spark yacht]

Mods are dead bruh

[hard comet]

it’s stationary sometimes

[true plover]

I saw this like 10 mins ago

[hard comet]

don’t think missiles do that

[true plover]

😭

[simple drift]

attack helicopter

[hard comet]

it has to be a helicopter but it was moving really really fast

[chilly bear]

yea they do

when they get confused

[hard comet]

id send a video if i wouldn’t dox myself in the process

[simple drift]

when i get paid im buying another pack of cigs

[hard comet]

if there’s missiles over west germany i think we’re all fucked dude

that meteor a few weeks ago scared the shit out of me

was eating dinner and the sky just flashed bright and my brother saw something moving fast

thought we were cooked

bibi please leave us alone i’ll promise you can have friedrich and the whole cdu

[ripe anchor]

I just got out my lung test

My test results prob js say “ts bih can’t breathe”

[hard comet]

😭

did they put you in a box and scream at you

[ripe anchor]

My lungs are so fucked

[hard comet]

mfs were so annoying istg

[ripe anchor]

Yes

Not yell tho

I almost passed out twice

[hard comet]

bro the thingy to close your nose kept falling off for me 💀

[hard comet]

wtf did you do

[ripe anchor]

I couldn’t fucking breathe

[hard comet]

holy shit it’s moving again

[ripe anchor]

For like the past two months my lung capacity is like 25% of what it used to be

Then again I’ve also had a shitload of respiratory issues since last year so we may just be cooked

[hard comet]

long covid or whatever?

[outer adder]

Does Covid still exist?

[versed sun]

Don’t think my school knows how to setup Schoology why am I in test school

[ripe anchor]

3x covid
Bent sternum
2x asthma attacks in the past 60 days
Broken nose + deviated septum

I breathe like a fucking basset hound

[versed sun]

Am I testing out the school?

[chilly bear]

you're gonna get cancer

[hard comet]

true mouth breather

[ripe anchor]

No

[hard comet]

damn still trying

respect

[ripe anchor]

i just struggle 24/7

[hard comet]

but honestly i hope ts works out for you and you get the care you need

[ripe anchor]

Which is why my blood pressure is always insanely high (doesn’t help I’m always stressed out)

But if I have one more asthma attack I’m applying for disability

[simple drift]

i already do probably

[chilly bear]

goodbye

[simple drift]

idc if i do actually

fuck it

[ripe anchor]

Because it’s genuinely getting difficult to work more physical jobs atp lol

Having pneumonia didn’t help either

[hard comet]

talking about stress, is it normal to just forget everything that happened in that stressful time and just start sleeping twice a day after all that shit is over? 😭

[outer adder]

Wishing you health

[hard comet]

i have been napping religiously the last few days

[ripe anchor]

ありがとうございます🙏

[chilly bear]

no

goodbye.

[hard comet]

figured

[ripe anchor]

Ive been double eeping as of late

i.e. 7:30pm—1am then from 4am—8am

[hard comet]

my current schedule is like 1am-9:30am and then 4-6pm. wtf did you do to fuck yours up that badly

😭

[ripe anchor]

I can’t sleep through the night anymore

[zealous raft]

Wsg gang

[hard comet]

ugh that’s so annoying. i hope it gets better for you somehow 🙏

[hard comet]

german?

wenn du friedrich heißt und nicht deutsch bist check ich nix mehr

[ripe anchor]

I live in the hood alone I want out

[simple drift]

i still don’t understand why they made the s look like a b

weird language

[ripe anchor]

Can’t believe I’m sayin’ it but I lowk miss my parents, how tf did they get rich and cool and hip AFTER i move out

[hard comet]

what country are you from?

[ripe anchor]

America twin

[hard comet]

idk either

[hard comet]

i see i see

[hard comet]

🚬

[thick tapir]

i used to do that but like 12-3 then 5-8 😭

[ripe anchor]

I see my parents ts weekend tho

And easter

[raven pine]

dosent ts mean this shit

[ripe anchor]

I come from a time where “ts” meant “this”

[raven pine]

they originated at the same time

i think

[hard comet]

i’m a CHUD

[ripe anchor]

Nope

Early 2010’s slang, specifically in Virginia where i grew up

[raven pine]

the outside world is calling

[ripe anchor]

Back when most prepaid phone plans didnt include unlimited texts

And 160 char limit

[raven pine]

oof

[half compass]

i don’t have a 300 day streak for doing anything except breathing

not even 20 days

[ripe anchor]

Me and my cracked ass alcatel with the zebra backplate omg

Crushed the early 2010’s lol

[raven pine]

what happened 5th of june 2025

[half compass]

I don’t fucking know

[hearty ore]

Is the last jailbreak.actually real? I've heard it's been over 3000 days since they started it? That sounds pretty fake

[raven pine]

is what real

[half compass]

what

[muted shuttle]

i can't say i'm proud

[hearty ore]

Uhmm I don't know the exact version, I think it was 9.somerhing

[raven pine]

did it run flappy bird

[raven pine]

ive never heard of last jailbreak

[ripe anchor]

It had that and Asphalt 4 LMAO

[untold helm]

Don’t like 90% of people just use Reddit for like porn

[chilly bear]

me.

[muted shuttle]

i am not subscribed to any porn subreddits thanks

[raven pine]

you used up all ur storage on those 2?

[hearty ore]

Alright if it sounds too good to be true. It probably is

[ripe anchor]

Maybe

[chilly bear]

yea

[ripe anchor]

I had an SD tho

[chilly bear]

it is

[raven pine]

https://ios.cfw.guide

[hearty ore]

Dang

[chilly bear]

[raven pine]

🫪

[ripe anchor]

??

[arctic field]

Myrient is shutting down😭

[hard comet]

me neither. don’t check my saved posts though

[ripe anchor]

I ain’t update

[raven pine]

What's wrong

[muted shuttle]

Freak

[ripe anchor]

Tf u send me

[raven pine]

the new emoji

[ripe anchor]

Which

[ripe anchor]

Floosh

Lol

[untold helm]

You don’t need to be subscribed to a subreddit to look at posts in most situations

[simple drift]

sure.

[raven pine]

never saw a subreddit you had to be subscribed so you can watch the posts

[terse dome]

@half compass plxtss coming out today btw

[hard comet]

true, but remembering subreddit names is annoying

[raven pine]

only signed in on nsfw

[terse dome]

@ruby copper

[half compass]

cryptex support ?

[terse dome]

yes

[half compass]

img3 support ?

[terse dome]

yes

[half compass]

baseband support ?

[polar python]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith @muted shuttle When r they gonna fix the safari bug where u go to a website and it redirects u to about:blank bc safari sucks and apple devs r braindead

[muted shuttle]

Do you wanna see my saved posts

[terse dome]

..no

[untold helm]

Mods

[muted shuttle]

Theres no porn there

[chilly bear]

how can i download this ?

[muted shuttle]

I almost have like. Nothing there

[half compass]

yea but

i mean in theory

[terse dome]

if i knew how to compute the hashes yes

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[polar python]

Thx

Can u ask

[half compass]

wow plxtss really is useless

[terse dome]

for bb only

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale When will they fix this

[terse dome]

all the rest i do

[raven pine]

opinion on 67?

[chilly bear]

( ( <a> * 6 ) / 2.3 € 3.67 ) x ( <b> % <c> ) )

[half compass]

does it support authdebug tickets

[terse dome]

yes

[half compass]

does it support tss action 5 and 1

[simple drift]

i give in

[half compass]

wait no

that’s action 0

[terse dome]

yes

[terse dome]

yes that too

[half compass]

ok im sold

[simple drift]

i can’t even turn on safari extensions without verifying my id

[terse dome]

you'll finally get to figure out what action 5 does

[simple drift]

i need ublock

[chilly bear]

but jailbreak

26.3.1

[simple drift]

@low mortar other thing i forgot about

[simple drift]

no

i don’t care

even if

[half compass]

@terse dome now how do I debug iboot not ibooting when i sign it with a DPRO ticket

[hard comet]

take care everyone https://x.com/Butanium_/status/2039079715823128964

Clément Dumas (@Butanium_)

⚠️ Supply chain attack in progress: someone is squatting Anthropic-internal npm package names targeting people trying to compile the leaked Claude Code source.

`color-diff-napi` and `modifiers-napi` — both registered today, same person, disposable email. Do NOT install them. 🧵

X · Mar 31, 2026, 8:37 PM

now i go bed

[terse dome]

debug iboot !

[half compass]

bootrom is straight up rejecting it

[simple drift]

didn’t it get renamed

[half compass]

SHUT UP!!!!

DIE!!!!!!

[simple drift]

mboot or some bullshit

why

was it mboot or am i wrong

[simple drift]

harsh

[terse dome]

did u patch bootrom for this

[versed sun]

How to make iPad os web UI smaller

[half compass]

is there anything other than sigchecks i need to paycheck

patch

[versed sun]

Google Docs takes 50% of my display including iPadOS safari bar

[terse dome]

if you used plxtss it would only be 1 cert signature patch

[half compass]

like I’ve just been using gaster since I assumed it’ll do the job

[untold helm]

ublock blocked 211? things on google docs

[terse dome]

no gaster is like mainly for just booting normal imgs

maybe diags maybe factory images

[versed sun]

The black is the used space from docs and safaris search bar

[terse dome]

but not for respecting flags and stuff pretty sure

[half compass]

wtf am I supposed to use

the turd pwner?

[terse dome]

plxtss

[untold helm]

?

[versed sun]

Accidentally sent it as a png

[half compass]

plxtss has a built in device pwner?

😭

[untold helm]

tf was supposed to be the correct format

[versed sun]

Bottom half is suppose to be white

[terse dome]

well i suppose you dont have to pwn at all if you have the correct cert and keys but

[untold helm]

that can still be a png

[terse dome]

[half compass]

you do NOT have the tss keys

[lofty hound]

you do NOT have the proto device

[versed sun]

White part is how much space I get in docs

[untold helm]

Aa, hide toolbar

[terse dome]

@lofty hound would you be interested in plxtss

[half compass]

i will shave my hair off if you have tss keys for anything newer than A12

[untold helm]

at symbol alfie

[lofty hound]

what for

[terse dome]

idk easier patching of bootrom or research or whatever purposes

[versed sun]

Still have docs taking space using cmd - doesn’t make it smaller

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/mikeodysseyyt/status/2039099646287417472?s=46 LMFAOOOOOO what

Mike Odyssey (@MikeOdysseyYT)

Nintendo looks to be launching their own movie and TV show streaming services that could be a part of NSO. This is an update to a patent I discovered a while back showcasing the services and episode watching mechanic. With Nintendo Pictures now on full swing and the NCU, I cant wait to see what shows we get.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 9:56 PM

[untold helm]

up arrow button on the docs toolbar

[lofty hound]

well yeah bring your own cert right?

[terse dome]

yeah

[desert cairn]

someone should leak the tss keys

[untold helm]

high quality april fools

[terse dome]

more efficient and effective than patching stuff

[versed sun]

Worked kinda safari decided to unhide the search bar

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[lofty hound]

the people in the chat are very embarrassing

[velvet zenith]

@limber temple

[half compass]

@terse dome there’s so much slop in img4_personalize

anything cool

[terse dome]

no

[half compass]

ass

[untold helm]

hi

[terse dome]

its basically just a mobiledevice or libamsupport wrapper i think

[half compass]

i guess

all the private keys there are useless as shit

nothing even remotely cool

[lofty hound]

you missed the plot dumbass

[simple drift]

shave it off anyway

😛

[half compass]

what plot

[untold helm]

???

[lofty hound]

how does he still not know

[untold helm]

?

[simple drift]

hello

[half compass]

those dev fused T1 keys???

idk what plot you’re referring to

[lofty hound]

sounds like a use to me

[half compass]

oh that’s what you mean

yeah I guess

[lofty hound]

so if that doesn't apply to you whats the next option

[kind flame]

whats the best tweaks for a jailbroken iphone 18 with ios 27?

[slim loom]

shut up

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1283117002055221271/1344843380357861428/attachment-1.gif

[half compass]

01 A11

[lofty hound]

what no?

[versed sun]

Keyboard key on keyboard

[half compass]

wait

oh that’s what you’re asking

[untold helm]

looks mushy asf

[versed sun]

It’s the keyboard case which the school gave with the iPads

[half compass]

you’re right there’s like no private keys that I would actually consider cool

[untold helm]

secret.txt

[simple drift]

hax.txt

haxx.mobileconfig

[simple drift]

@ruby copper give it to me

[lofty hound]

are your own private keys not cool?

[untold helm]

your own privates aren't cool

[simple drift]

?

[half compass]

yeah?

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/transmit-this-cat-when-they-least-expect-it-transmit-this-bunny-slow-loading-transmitting-fakeout-gif-532479633164265025

[half compass]

no I meant like

specifically from the ones that leaked

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424555633767878696/1427043348925124638/HEHEHHEHE.gif

[half compass]

they’re all sort of boring

[untold helm]

maxine

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

Of course youre posting something like thois

@desert cairn Hello what do i do to make the ai work

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319409771991924807/1487790601587134614/bullshit.gif

[desert cairn]

Yes

[untold helm]

have you ordered a new flex cable yet

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

Two of them

Just in case

[lofty hound]

ok buddy, we expect nothing less, how bout you use the keys that aren't boring

[untold helm]

when is it arriving

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hi

[desert cairn]

no i dont

[velvet zenith]

Yeah whys my mac saying youre slienced

[ornate latch]

Claude unsilence my notifications

[velvet zenith]

Hello i need the endpoints buddy

[desert cairn]

i dont know

im doing it bro u literally asked me

[lofty hound]

@half compass

[desert cairn]

whgat is wrong with you

[velvet zenith]

you havent done shit bro i done everythin else

Like usual

[desert cairn]

yeah bc im not an ios developer and claude doesnt work

[velvet zenith]

is he down

[ornate latch]

you're down

[desert cairn]

not anymore

[velvet zenith]

Youre mistaken with voidai

[desert cairn]

i was waiting for it to be back up

[ornate latch]

no you just have the down syndrome

[velvet zenith]

Well my internet is down now

So fuckin stupid bro

[desert cairn]

fatal: unable to access 'https://github.com/usenocturne/nocturne-api/': Could not resolve host: github.com

Dude

[velvet zenith]

Why is my image not sending

Liar

[ornate latch]

1000 rupees and i fix it saar

[desert cairn]

its intermittent

[velvet zenith]

nameserver 1.1.1.1

[desert cairn]

yeah genius i am

[velvet zenith]

Dude using voidai

@teal bramble Fix yo shit

[desert cairn]

Why would I use void ai

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Why hasnt anyone created an image from scratch

[teal bramble]

OVERLOADED

⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️

[desert cairn]

Yes

[velvet zenith]

Back

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10h ago
jfuu_

Full from-scratch image?

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Has anyone managed to build an image for the CarThing from scratch? Not using the original kernel + drivers.

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[desert cairn]

whatever bro

[velvet zenith]

linux issue

[ornate latch]

Yo guys who wants foidai admin key im giving it away since foidai is always down

[muted shuttle]

whatever bro

[desert cairn]

Yup

[untold helm]

🪥 🦷 🏳️‍⚧️ toothpaste

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Voidai down

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble Voidai down

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn My claudes gonna beat you

[muted shuttle]

Can claude beat me

[velvet zenith]

I have the full picture. The flow is clear:

He has the full picture

[untold helm]

@teal bramble Voidai penis

[untold helm]

freak

[dense zinc]

huh where

@chilly bear

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[chilly bear]

hi

[chilly bear]

why 🏳️‍⚧️

[untold helm]

toothpaste

what if this website shutting down is just a elaborate april fools

[simple drift]

if only

[untold helm]

at least people backed it all up

[simple drift]

100%

?

[untold helm]

yes