general

[teal bramble]

Just the usual please.

[simple drift]

not in high school

college has free wifi

[ruby copper]

Did u do it with hax tho

If not it's boring

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper teach me how to hax the wifi i want the teachers wifi

[simple drift]

you werent even allowed to have a phone out even at lunch break in my old school so

[ruby copper]

They still haven't changed the pass btw

[simple drift]

i fucked with chromebooks i dont remember how

i think i did some crosh bs

[teal bramble]

Hey

[ruby copper]

Ok so first u need a school iPad and swift playgrounds on a kfd version darksword would probably work now as well

Then u need a pure swift version of said exploit

No objc at all

[muted shuttle]

I tried to extract the WiFi password from the mdm profile of my school ipad and it didnt work

[teal bramble]

Ermmmmm

[muted shuttle]

Useless

[teal bramble]

what version does darksword worj again

up to which ios version

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper Why are you so mean to me

[ruby copper]

It's cuz ur s-

Sorry

[muted shuttle]

See

This is what I mean

Ur so mean

[teal bramble]

How to ?

You know what i will ask claude

[simple drift]

the only ipads in my school were locked to only safari and the only website that wasnt blocked was the maths stuff

[teal bramble]

you are useless.

😡

[simple drift]

and the ipads never left maths classes

[ruby copper]

Ok so find a WebKit exploit

[vocal plinth]

truth hurts

[muted shuttle]

With foid ai down? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[simple drift]

all websites were blocked

[teal bramble]

its up

[simple drift]

i literally couldnt

[ruby copper]

Find a WebKit blacklist exploit

[simple drift]

also i left that school in 2024

so

[exotic thistle]

find a webkit exploit and then do math to activate it

[ruby copper]

Excuses

[simple drift]

buddy

[exotic thistle]

overflow > oob > hax

trust

[simple drift]

still waiting for watchos jailbreak.

i want custom watch faces.

[ruby copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1484715399722565794/togif.gif

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper Hey how do i get my mdm profile from my ipad

[simple drift]

ai slop

[exotic thistle]

me the jailbreak dev u wish to see in the world

[ruby copper]

idk but it's improper hax

[spark yacht]

Is muffinstore jailed still functional?

[ruby copper]

The real hax is only cool

[exotic thistle]

no the cat fits in pot

[ruby copper]

The improper boring "hax" is boring.

[exotic thistle]

chromebook wifi methods are lowk boring af

[teal bramble]

ur boring for not telling me either

🙄

[simple drift]

its an ai swap out

[exotic thistle]

it just like goto chrome:// site and password is in plaintext

[ruby copper]

Idk u can probably extract it from a backup

[exotic thistle]

ai isnt even real

[ruby copper]

But it's very boring .

Make a darksword swift port

That's unboring

[teal bramble]

CLAUDE

[ruby copper]

If u make a darksword swift port ill send u my code for extracting WiFi pass

Which is also swift

[teal bramble]

wheres the darksword github

This repository contains malicious content that may cause technical harms. We have decided to preserve this content for security research purposes. Please exercise CAUTION when clicking links, downloading releases, or otherwise interacting with this repository.

[ruby copper]

Although idk if it works on arm64e

[teal bramble]

im crine

I'm not interested in the RU/UA politics, sloppy tradecraft results in exploits being found.

[ruby copper]

Some of my schools school iPads were arm64 and I did my hax on there just for easier time

[teal bramble]

iOS 15.0 - 26.0.1

noooo

[chilly bear]

I'm not interested in the RU/UA politics, sloppy tradecraft results in exploits being found.

[teal bramble]

wait my dads iphone is on 18.0.1

Haha

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-erika-kirk-erika-kirk-druski-white-teebelair-gif-7791260372100942382

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper im telling aaron.

[ruby copper]

What

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper im telling aaron.

[ruby copper]

Ok

[chilly bear]

ur name

dog whistle

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle DMs. Now.

[ruby copper]

??

[simple drift]

do it yourself

[ruby copper]

My name is not a dog

[simple drift]

make your own swift darksword

[ruby copper]

No I already have my schools WiFi pass

So I don't need it

[simple drift]

womp womp

[exotic thistle]

@ruby copper ill make darksword swoft port if u make iso 18.1 untether arm64e

[ruby copper]

If they change it I will do it again

[simple drift]

imagine being in school

[chilly bear]

don't act stupid mineek.

[ruby copper]

I legit don't know what u mean

[exotic thistle]

yeah imgaine being in school and not university

what a loser

[teal bramble]

"88"

[simple drift]

also the ipads in my old school were old ipad minis still on ios 12

[ruby copper]

What about it

[simple drift]

i couldve like checkm8ed them probably

[exotic thistle]

67

[teal bramble]

whats the 8th letter in the alphabet

[simple drift]

ios 12 in 2024

[ruby copper]

a b c d e f g h

H

[exotic thistle]

abcefghi

I?

I I?

[teal bramble]

now what does 8 8 mean

[ruby copper]

hh?

[teal bramble]

i think u skipped d

[teal bramble]

yes

[simple drift]

⚠️

[ruby copper]

I do not get it.

[exotic thistle]

no i didnt

[teal bramble]

and what does that mean

[chilly bear]

and why would we tell aaron

specifically

[exotic thistle]

Hi Homo?

[ruby copper]

Idk

[teal bramble]

Dms mineek

[simple drift]

dms.

[ruby copper]

Ok sir

[simple drift]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cake-1

[teal bramble]

Email me.

[ruby copper]

Ok I now know what it means

But I think it's rather far fetched

[teal bramble]

No it isnt

its a common dogwhistle

🙄

[chilly bear]

ofc you'd say that

[simple drift]

████▄▄████████▄▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░█

[chilly bear]

playing innocent.

[ruby copper]

isvoidaidown.com

Yes!

[teal bramble]

im crine

[ruby copper]

I'm gonna buy ts next time it goes down

[teal bramble]

im buying that and making a static page stating "No"

[simple drift]

im buying this

rn

and making it always say yes

[teal bramble]

no u arent

hold on

[simple drift]

no im not

i have no money

[teal bramble]

noob

[simple drift]

i get paid this week or next week its fine

[ruby copper]

Hello

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1421428449612140654/1431281025715011685/output_supercompressed.gif

[simple drift]

im gonna sell my old m1 macbook air too at some point

[simple drift]

ai

[ruby copper]

No bro

[simple drift]

stop sending ai slop

[ruby copper]

The cat has a propeller hat

[ruby copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368055107786117150/1419550639863894096/attachment-1.gif

This is not AI I think

[teal bramble]

its not

[ruby copper]

Ai

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper @simple drift

[simple drift]

die

[simple drift]

why

[ruby copper]

ts guy

[teal bramble]

It's a brilliant idea.

[simple drift]

what are you even gonna do with it

[teal bramble]

"No"

[ruby copper]

Now make it say Yes and then it'll be accurate

[simple drift]

i need a new domain kateh.net sucks

ill get 2x6k.dev

why not

[spark yacht]

Stop

[alpine chasm]

Fr the sooner those companies burn down to the ground the better

[spark yacht]

Your future self will regret it

[simple drift]

exactly

[ruby copper]

Nothing ever happens

[alpine chasm]

OpenAI has already failed on payment deadlines for ram

[ruby copper]

Ai is here to stay

[simple drift]

that tld do i get

[ashen basin]

I actually do doubt this tbh

[ruby copper]

It's becoming so engrained in society if ai would lets say completely disappear tomorrow like millions of Americans would become unable to do anything

[alpine chasm]

I know idc about it. I care about companies enshitifying everything

[ruby copper]

Cuz they let their thinking to ChatGPT

[ashen basin]

engrained in society where

[ruby copper]

I see it used a lot

[teal bramble]

Yay

[ruby copper]

For basic tasks as well

[simple drift]

2x6k.com redirects to random slop

pmo

i want ts domain

[spark yacht]

Waste of money

[teal bramble]

its 11 bucks

[ruby copper]

Yep you're now infected

[spark yacht]

Dude it adds up

[simple drift]

nope im on 26.4

opsec os

[teal bramble]

i can generate infinite money its ok

[ruby copper]

Tell me the Strat

[teal bramble]

ai startup

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-erika-kirk-erika-kirk-druski-white-teebelair-gif-7791260372100942382

[ashen basin]

You are a tech mf who talks in tech spaces

[ruby copper]

No like not online

But irl

[ashen basin]

nobody I know uses AI

because I don’t do tech shit

[half compass]

"ai startup" "infinite money"

[ruby copper]

No

It's not tech

[half compass]

those words dont belong together

[ruby copper]

It's homework and shit

[teal bramble]

Am i wrong?

[half compass]

yes bro 😭

[teal bramble]

Explain

[compact cobalt]

has anyone tied 26.5b1 yet

[chilly bear]

impossible

[half compass]

80% of your customers are gooners paying nothing

[teal bramble]

False

that changed

a long time ago

[ruby copper]

I'm paying nothing but I'm not a gooner.

[half compass]

and im the president of the united states

[ruby copper]

Voidai my goat

Enterprise plan

[teal bramble]

it did

??

u cant roleplay with free plan

you have to pay $2.5 to goon

[half compass]

yes now they're paying 2$ a month

[simple drift]

lie???

why are you lying

[chilly bear]

is it just me or is canes sauce overrated

[teal bramble]

That's still money

[simple drift]

what is that

[teal bramble]

ketchup and mayo combined

basically

[ruby copper]

Hey @teal bramble voidai is down

[ashen basin]

This isn’t being engraved in society, this is just being used as a tool to cheat. It adds nothing to the daily lives of people who use it

[teal bramble]

with other ingredients aswell

[simple drift]

thats thousand island sauce

not

[teal bramble]

Refresh button

[simple drift]

whatever you said

[ashen basin]

By that logic photomath is engraved into society

[simple drift]

gauthmath was my goat in school

[teal bramble]

Whatever

[simple drift]

pre chatgpt

[ruby copper]

Yeah but now that the younger generation becomes dependent on it it's gonna cause issues later when it's not a guarantee it keeps existing

[half compass]

you're making the same amount of money as a normal person working a job

[teal bramble]

no im not

[half compass]

it is not an infinite money machine dog

[ruby copper]

We back

[teal bramble]

did i clarify the timestamp

❓

[half compass]

timestamp for what

[simple drift]

when are you ever using that many

[teal bramble]

for the said infinite money

[half compass]

bro

😭

[ruby copper]

@teal bramble Did u see I made voidai generate Minecraft command block contraptions a few days ago

[simple drift]

also urs expires 2027 L

lock in

[teal bramble]

counting or not counting gang violence

[ornate latch]

you can easily reach that in like

[teal bramble]

That's awesome!

[ornate latch]

5 claude sessions

maybe less

[simple drift]

most ive ever used was like 80000

no

[ornate latch]

because you're a bum

[simple drift]

thats a lie

it was like

[ornate latch]

it isn't

[simple drift]

500000

ish

probably

[chilly bear]

1 gooning session

[simple drift]

son

[teal bramble]

why are u making bombs in minecraft

[ruby copper]

Voidai did

[ornate latch]

146 million only because most requests fail

[simple drift]

what else would anyone be usin

g

bfr

[half compass]

infinite money my ass

[ornate latch]

you are

[half compass]

• having to deal with gooners

[ashen basin]

wtf

[teal bramble]

FALSE

[half compass]

at least a normal person working a job doesn't have to do that

[chilly bear]

[ashen basin]

I just fully turned off Apple Intelligence and the shitty scrolling bug fixed itself 😭

[ruby copper]

@teal bramble Hey prove ur not poor by dropping €1000 on my donation page

[desert cairn]

@spark gale wtf is Apple doing is there even anything different

[teal bramble]

No

[ruby copper]

Poor

[ornate latch]

clearly filtered to show only the requests that went through

[desert cairn]

I wonder if turning it off would fix my micro stutters on both my iPhone and iPad

Laptop chip and it struggles with iOS 26

[ashen basin]

My 16 pro feels so smooth now holy shit

[plucky meteor]

guys dw im sure apple intelligence will come next year 🙏 #prayingsinceios18

[ruby copper]

Bro was too gooned out to read

[desert cairn]

I really like email summaries but I can live without them

[simple drift]

crine

[half compass]

he was gooning to the login page

[chilly bear]

clearly i was trolling

[ornate latch]

doesn't prove my point is wrong still

[teal bramble]

my heart rate genuinely was at 130 bpm

[plucky meteor]

i dont even use the ios mail app lol

[teal bramble]

cortisol spike user base

[plucky meteor]

the only thing semi useful in apple intelligence for me is notif summaries

[teal bramble]

How would i exactly filter it

[desert cairn]

Booo boring Siri

[teal bramble]

the only thing thats filtered is by recent requests

[simple drift]

chat do i spend £200 on fl studio 2025

[ornate latch]

Sql query

[simple drift]

im considering it

[ornate latch]

U dumbass

[plucky meteor]

maybe the apple intelligence was the friends we made along the way

[teal bramble]

This

[desert cairn]

Dude

[desert cairn]

Just like that

Half of the stutters are gone

[ruby copper]

Wtf TIL u can hide the Dynamic Island content by swiping on it

[ashen basin]

FR

[plucky meteor]

if u buy a 200$ piece of audio gear like an audio interface or smth youll probably get a free ableton lite license lol

[ashen basin]

ITS CRAZY

[desert cairn]

What the hell are they doing

[simple drift]

i have ableton suite

[ornate latch]

still doesn't prove my point wrong buddy

[ashen basin]

Apple Intelligence being the cause of the worst iOS 26 bug

[plucky meteor]

oh nice

[simple drift]

i cant pirate fl 25 on mac

im stuck on fl 20

[desert cairn]

Every time I'd swipe out of an app or swipe between home pages it would stutter

[simple drift]

i have ableton 12 suite

[ruby copper]

Is this good

[desert cairn]

It doesn't do it every time anymore

[teal bramble]

you typically go here for sql queries..?

[simple drift]

and latest logic pro

[simple drift]

no its 6 years old

[desert cairn]

Now I gotta try this on my iPad

[simple drift]

i want modern FL

[ruby copper]

I remember using the fl studio free trial in like 2019 I think to make a remix of my irl crashing out

[simple drift]

when i get paid im buying a pack of cigarettes

[ruby copper]

Hardstyle remix

[teal bramble]

500 cigarettes

[ornate latch]

no

that's for saved queries

do you seriously not understand how beekeeper studio works

[plucky meteor]

you do music a lot?

[teal bramble]

no

[chilly bear]

phonk and hardstyle

[teal bramble]

lol

[ornate latch]

fucking hell

[simple drift]

i do music production in college yes

[teal bramble]

it does what i want it to do

[simple drift]

its all i ever do

[half compass]

it works by making infinite money

[noble flicker]

Sup, shall i update from ios 18 or no? Ive seen this vids about it being very vulnerable

[half compass]

moron

[simple drift]

dock of being a failure to my parents

[desert cairn]

Dude the app switcher doesn't stutter anymore

App Library still does

[plucky meteor]

nice, thats really cool. id also like to get into it but zero experience and zero idea where to start. i randomly found this at home and supposedly its pretty good so id like to learn using it

[ashen basin]

Yeah

Only thing that still stutters for me tbh

[desert cairn]

App Library doesn't stutter anymore on my phone though

[ruby copper]

Does acatto still have u blocked

[simple drift]

😛 i want an mpc

[half compass]

no

[plucky meteor]

lmao it was laying on my shelf for 4 years i just found it one day and set it up its really cool

[simple drift]

that thing's for sampling

[desert cairn]

So it really does need the latest chips for Apple Intelligence

[simple drift]

ie where you take a piece of audio and turn it into something else

[desert cairn]

Because my mom's 17pm runs fine

[simple drift]

chop it u

p

[ashen basin]

My 16 pro was made for Apple Intelligence and it’s still chugging with it

[desert cairn]

My 15pm was too

[plucky meteor]

is that used in music production?

[simple drift]

good place to start is youtube tutorials ngl

[simple drift]

yes

[teal bramble]

i never had any issues with apple intelligence

[simple drift]

its a major aspect

[teal bramble]

never really experienced lag

[ruby copper]

GarageBand

[simple drift]

of it

[simple drift]

pirated actually good daw

[teal bramble]

(im being paid to say this)

[plucky meteor]

you got anything specific worth looking at?

[half compass]

i cant remember the last time ive used apple intelligence

[simple drift]

dude called jay cactus has some decent FL tutorials i think

nick mira videos are awesome

[ashen basin]

it’s more that the whole device will be slower if it’s enabled

[half compass]

siri is and was slop before apple intelligence

[half compass]

what

[chilly bear]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4eH5SWlnpc

[ruby copper]

Siri was cool for its time

[simple drift]

@plucky meteor do you want me to dm you were to find pirated versions of daws

[simple drift]

this is probably peak

[half compass]

yeah but we dont live in 2010 anymore

[ashen basin]

Turn it off, the stutters go away

[ruby copper]

That's true

[half compass]

what stutters

[simple drift]

i need to get better at making rage beats

[ashen basin]

scrolling stutters that have been there since iOS 26 betas

[simple drift]

i suck at trap drums

[half compass]

never in my life has this ever happened to me

[ashen basin]

Lmao wtf

[plucky meteor]

i mean i have ableton lite genuine license, i got it with my SSL 2+ audio interface but i could probably find ones if i needed

[simple drift]

17gb of drum packs

[simple drift]

ableton lite is super limited tho

[plucky meteor]

is ableton good or should i be looking at fl studio as a beginner?

[simple drift]

id just crack a better version

[simple drift]

i love ableton

[ruby copper]

Kate the music expert

[simple drift]

fl is weird

i would not learn on fl

[plucky meteor]

why are you considering buying fl 2025 then lol

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-erika-kirk-erika-kirk-druski-white-teebelair-gif-7791260372100942382

[simple drift]

i like the workflow

but

its really different to everything else

so i reckon you should learn on sometihng else

probably ableton lite is fine to learn with

[plucky meteor]

i tried learning with my mpc x but i think its harder to do so than with ableton or such

[simple drift]

just look up some ableton youtube tutorials

[simple drift]

yea try learning an actual daw

[teal bramble]

?

[plucky meteor]

out of curiosity, how much music theory do you know?

[simple drift]

literally barely any

i am horrible at theory

[plucky meteor]

i assumed it would be good to learn some before i started working with daws or such but its quite scary

[simple drift]

other way round prob

[grim helm]

hey guys is there any tweak let me adjust the playback speed on apple music ?

[simple drift]

@worthy quail @worthy quail

[grim helm]

i'm on ios 16.7.13

[chilly bear]

nah it sounds like something ns would drop

i think

[simple drift]

@dry monolith

hi

@dry monolith i admit fl is good now

[worthy quail]

😭

[simple drift]

hi

[simple drift]

ask in #jailbreak

[teal bramble]

splendid game

[grim helm]

i tried third-party apps from appstore but they couldn't locate my apple music library

[plucky meteor]

alright, thanks a lot, i appreciate the advice. is it cool with you if i add you and reach out if i need some more advice? i was hoping to get into this a bit and it'd be nice to have someone who can give me some tips

[simple drift]

if u want

sure

[plucky meteor]

appreciate it

[simple drift]

wait ill send u some videos

[plucky meteor]

bet

[grim helm]

yall girls right

[plucky meteor]

no

[simple drift]

i am

[grim helm]

that's nice

[simple drift]

is it

[feral plank]

How we all doin?

[plucky meteor]

alive

[feral plank]

Respectable

[chilly bear]

do you wanna kiss and figure out how you feel afterwards?

[alpine spoke]

Is it worth upgrading to Apple Pencil Pro for $60 from a USB C
For the double tap eraser tool and wireless charging

[grim helm]

this sounds cool but inappropriate

[simple drift]

crine

[simple drift]

guhhhhhh

i might when i sell my old laptop buy fl

[coarse ginkgo]

yeah

[ruby copper]

Just crack it

[chilly bear]

rule 2

[teal bramble]

Rule 2

[simple drift]

you cant on mac

fl 20 is the latest crack on macos

[half compass]

rule 2

[ruby copper]

Is there any technical reason or has no one made one

[simple drift]

on windows theres a 25 crack

[ruby copper]

If no one made one I'd be willing to take a shot at it

[simple drift]

i have no fuking idea

[simple drift]

please do

[ruby copper]

I cracked my fair share of software in my day

[simple drift]

PLEASE

[ruby copper]

Ok I will see tomorrow

[simple drift]

gl

keep me updated

[teal bramble]

Your days are over mister

[simple drift]

imageline will sue you

to death

[ruby copper]

Oh

I will not do it then

[simple drift]

idk

just dont tell anyone

and gatekeep the crack

[teal bramble]

just use kaliningrad server 👍

[simple drift]

try any cuz i want it

@ruby copper from my limited research idk if anyone has ever been sued for making a cracked version

[alpine spoke]

Is an Apple Pencil Pro worth it for $60

[ruby copper]

im gonna check it out

[simple drift]

which version is this

[ruby copper]

fl 25

[simple drift]

cuz the 20 installer looks the same

ok

lmk

[simple drift]

its account-based license verification so idk if thatll work

either way you know more than me about this stuff

sooooooo

have fun

[gloomy ivy]

hello

[simple drift]

goodbye

[gloomy ivy]

goodbye

sent from ios 6

.1.3

[simple drift]

ok

[thick tapir]

how to reach out to my manager so we can discuss availability?

like wtf do i message her

[grim helm]

btw i still have iphone 4s, can i downgrade it to ios 6.1.3 without blobs ?

[simple drift]

https://github.com/LukeZGD/Legacy-iOS-Kit

[thick tapir]

dont wanna sound too formal or too informal, and i hate the idea of asking to ask a question

[grim helm]

crazy

thx i'll look into it

[lusty scroll]

What did iOS 26.5 add

Answer me right now or I’ll explode

[chilly bear]

NOTHING

[lusty scroll]

This is such a good update

[molten crag]

sick

[slim loom]

did bro actually update to a developer beta 1

😭

[low mortar]

A lot of people do

Dev betas should be for devs only imo

[thick tapir]

why the fuck does the ceo of the company need to send me a welcome message on slack 😮‍💨

how tf am i even meant to reply

[chilly bear]

hey 😅

or

hi lol

[simple drift]

@low mortar gm

[low mortar]

Gm

[simple drift]

hru

[low mortar]

I feel terrible 😭

[simple drift]

oh

:(

[low mortar]

Had my first vestibular migraine in like 2 months?

[simple drift]

not fun

[low mortar]

Gonna try and eat then sleep

[dense valve]

[low mortar]

Not sure how much longer the zofran will hold 😭

[simple drift]

i wish you good health

[tepid ermine]

why nobody relaying to tou bro 🫩

[simple drift]

cool

[velvet zenith]

This shit close to zefram

Sorry

[desert cairn]

@copper night

[chrome peak]

h

[lusty scroll]

Yes?

[lusty scroll]

Nobody asked but ok

[simple drift]

idiots will be idiots

[ruby copper]

@simple drift Hi.

[simple drift]

did you crack fl 25 mac

does it work

can you download flex packs

[ruby copper]

no its heavily obfuscated

i will nede to cook longer

[spark yacht]

Mods piracy + malware

[simple drift]

ok i assumed so

[half compass]

@ruby copper check dms

[ruby copper]

Ok

[simple drift]

@ruby copper check dms

[simple drift]

[low mortar]

@thick tapir Zofran really is incredible

[crystal thistle]

can someone explain to me why my phone resprings randomly

🫩

[simple drift]

press ok

on

the popup

or

idk

close and reopen it

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-erika-kirk-erika-kirk-druski-white-teebelair-gif-7791260372100942382

[hazy lagoon]

All that didn’t work what worked is me resetting the settings of logic pro which sucks

[muted shuttle]

My mechanic is backed up until late April

Kms

[dense valve]

i dont even wanna look at them i already know

[simple drift]

theres not exactly very many settings

[teal bramble]

@half compass mici doesnt have mdm??? fr???

[muted shuttle]

@glacial valve @coarse ginkgo Fly to america and replace my fuel pump please

[teal bramble]

@glacial valve @coarse ginkgo Fly to america and replace my fuel pump please

[teal bramble]

replace it urself

bum

[muted shuttle]

I dont trust myself

[teal bramble]

watch youtube

[muted shuttle]

Im just a dumb FOID

[coarse ginkgo]

pay for plane and word

[muted shuttle]

i got $3 to my name

[coarse ginkgo]

yea that’s not enough

[simple drift]

sell your van and get a cheaper car

ez

[muted shuttle]

Like what

A rusty civic?

[simple drift]

2001 ford focus

[teal bramble]

2008 ford s max mk1

[simple drift]

smax

[teal bramble]

5 speed manual

[simple drift]

mention

[teal bramble]

yep

[simple drift]

i hate european fords so much oh my god

i hate them

[coarse ginkgo]

BMW X5 e53

[simple drift]

the ford mondeo is israeli

[coarse ginkgo]

3.0D

M57D30

142kW

[simple drift]

i want a mk2 mazda mx5

from like 2002

[desert cairn]

2067

[simple drift]

thanks nebula

[desert cairn]

👍

[muted shuttle]

no flippy lights

boring

[simple drift]

mk2 looks nicer

[muted shuttle]

nuh uh

[simple drift]

idgaf about popup headlights

[muted shuttle]

flippy lights on na miata good

wowwww

[teal bramble]

Its fire wdym

[simple drift]

no

i have trauma with european ford

cars

[torpid ibex]

Already making ios 26.5 what is going oooon in apple

[prime lark]

Alguém me ajuda com a verificação do Uriel

[torpid ibex]

I don't, cheap repairs, i have a ford ka

[simple drift]

the ford ka is literally a blob on wheels

i hate it

why does it look like that

[teal bramble]

wdym

[simple drift]

cheap car is

renault clio

[simple drift]

i cba to explain

[mild spire]

please check the support section

[simple drift]

no

[teal bramble]

Im curious cuz i have an european ford

[mild spire]

i need help

[simple drift]

i havent even got a license

[simple drift]

my mums husband that i hate has only had fords and they are always horrible

old mondeo now 2012 galaxy

poo car

[teal bramble]

im crine

[teal bramble]

horribly maintained cuz fords are nice if u can maintain it

i know ford engines arent allat tho

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258604626270224475/1482641271582363731/f1-max-verstappen.gif

[velvet zenith]

Sounds like void ai

Horribly maintained

[teal bramble]

shut up oh my god

[velvet zenith]

Just speaking the truth

[teal bramble]

truth where

cite me ur sources

[half compass]

Ok beta

[simple drift]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HAHDUtYWMAAqtwk.webp

[muted shuttle]

Wordle 1745 5/6

⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨
🟩⬜🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[teal bramble]

Horse

[simple drift]

cheval

[simple drift]

only real ones know what channel you did this in

[muted shuttle]

the furry feet pics channel in r jailbreak staff

audit logs show aaron made it.

[muted shuttle]

What is wrong with you

[simple drift]

[simple drift]

what the fart

[coarse wedge]

what the fuck is that

[low mortar]

I’m just a girl

😭

[muted shuttle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[dense valve]

Wordle 1745 5/6

🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛
🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[coarse wedge]

what the fuck is wordle

[coarse wedge]

some discord call game

[dense valve]

how do you not know what wordle is

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/ikbenwezz/status/2038666665676706036?s=46

Wezz (@ikbenwezz)

The exact moment when Josh left Disneyland Paris this weekend.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 30, 2026, 5:16 PM

[coarse wedge]

like fucking block blast

and chess

[dense valve]

[coarse wedge]

iou

[dense valve]

google

[coarse wedge]

fuck google

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-scooby-airplane-scooby-doo-airplane-scooby-fight-scooby-airplane-fight-gif-10736073484235655249

[coarse wedge]

ai scumbags

[dense valve]

https://udm14.com/

[ruby copper]

@simple drift

I love my license

(its a picture of muffin)

[untold helm]

Wordle 1,745 5/6

⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨
⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨
⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛
⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[muted shuttle]

So why are you using fl studio

[ruby copper]

because kate asked me to try and crack it

[simple drift]

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY

[untold helm]

UE5

[untold helm]

Not even from discord

[velvet zenith]

Don't fall for the rage bait

[ruby copper]

Ok so how does fl studio work

[untold helm]

From NYT, it’s just available in discord

[simple drift]

does it actually work

[ruby copper]

I want to make a track

[simple drift]

uhh

[ruby copper]

Yes ma'am

[dense valve]

No way me too

[velvet zenith]

Do you know music theory

[simple drift]

omg

[ashen basin]

Bro thought wordle was a discord game 😭😭😭😭

[dense valve]

ok

[velvet zenith]

If you don't then you're gonna get songs like xqc

[untold helm]

@dense valve do you want a copy of the “Meet Mac” Kisok app from the MacBook Neo

[thick tapir]

dawg slack changed my audio output device in the middle of a call 😔

[simple drift]

wait see if flex lets you download stuff

[dense valve]

uh

sure

[thick tapir]

w app

[dense valve]

i guess

ill document it

[simple drift]

@ruby copper press this button in the top left

then

[untold helm]

Nah gonna do it first on archive org

[simple drift]

then click on search in the top left

search for flex

[ruby copper]

Hello ma'am there is an issue it deactivated itself

Wtf

[dense valve]

no on theapplewiki

[ruby copper]

Did it do server checks maybe

It worked for like 5 minutes

[untold helm]

Dms

[simple drift]

guh

[ruby copper]

Ok let me cook further

[simple drift]

lmk

[dense valve]

k

[stark spruce]

@glacial valve

[coarse wedge]

bro just say deal over if hes suspicious

[thick tapir]

nvm im greatful i got a second job

like 3.5 hours 3 days a week is honestly nothing especially cuz its online work so...

[dense valve]

@ruby copper How hard is it to stub a framework

for 16.5

[minor wharf]

what’s hourly pay for you?

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Hey you forgot to announce me getting subreddit mod in #rjailbreak-news

Chop chop macrumours boy

[dense valve]

Wait what

[ruby copper]

Ts guy is a reddit moderator now as well

[half compass]

yea

[dense valve]

this is unfair

[simple drift]

nerd

[half compass]

her weight will increase by 670 pounds now

[muted shuttle]

67

[half compass]

was it worth it maxine........

[chrome peak]

https://tenor.com/view/symboli-rudolf-67-meme-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-8354787702994742859

[muted shuttle]

WHAT

[dense valve]

400 day streak on reddit maxine.

[muted shuttle]

you can see that?

😭

[dense valve]

Yes

This is disappointing

[half compass]

wow

[muted shuttle]

hey i just get really bored and scroll through reddit

it's the safest platform for me to scroll on in public

Ofc

[dense valve]

That's fair I do that too

[half compass]

mastodon

[muted shuttle]

nothing interesting there

reddit is at least slightly interesting

except r/notinteresting

Nothing interesting there

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-erika-kirk-erika-kirk-druski-white-teebelair-gif-7791260372100942382

[simple drift]

instagram

tiktok

[dense valve]

https://www.reddit.com/user/kittymaxine/achievements/

[half compass]

tiktok literally has porn

in the comments

like half the time

[simple drift]

why u gotta use the weirdo apps

[muted shuttle]

sometimes i open it and see boobs

[dense valve]

i would never use tiktok in public

[simple drift]

i think this is just a your fyp issue

reset your for you page

[dense valve]

also not discord or twitter

[simple drift]

i do not have this issue

[muted shuttle]

Boring because i need audio for it to be funny

[chrome peak]

i haven't used reddit since uh, july 1st 2023

[half compass]

fym

[simple drift]

what

[dense valve]

was on discord in the car and suddenly someone started spamming porn

[half compass]

then i wont get any yaoi

[simple drift]

son

[ruby copper]

Shepgoba tricked me into seeing porn on reddit

[muted shuttle]

how

did he tell you go to r slash sound or something

[ruby copper]

I asked for nature pictures

he was like

[muted shuttle]

audio equipment

oh

[ruby copper]

hold on

[muted shuttle]

Oh ok

[dense valve]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[ruby copper]

i forgot the subreddit but I wanted nature pictures and he said

Yeah those are here

And I went there

And it was porn.

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/jayviruet/status/2038638102395154606?s=46 this actually looks like the scariest rollercoaster ever ngl 😭

Jay Viruet 🦆 (@JayViruet)

this is apparently the kingda ka replacement. not gonna lie, this is a bit disappointing. this seems to be another low capacity shuttle coaster. jay viruet will forgive it if the green lantern replacement is high capacity

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 30, 2026, 3:22 PM

[half compass]

was it r/mature instead of r/nature

i dont get it

[coarse wedge]

natural huh?

[muted shuttle]

interesting...

[dense valve]

@versed basin https://www.reddit.com/r/Trollstore/comments/1s7z93h/antidarksword_an_exploit_mitigation_tweak/ should i leave this post up or no

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[dense valve]

im really not sure

[ruby copper]

oh nvm I see how it went now

I wanted non ai wallpapers

[dense valve]

it looks like ai slop

[ruby copper]

/ pictures taken by humans

[dense valve]

also crossposted from jailbreak_

[ruby copper]

and he was like r/gonewild ( nsfw warning ) has them

which I guess he's not wrong that they are human pics

but not what I wanted 😭

I don't use reddit enough to know

[dense valve]

so,,, you clicked past the nsfw warning?

[ruby copper]

There was none

[coarse wedge]

dawg i better not tell you what happened to me once

[dense valve]

There's no popup if you've gone to it before

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-gif-10412561699013336295

[ruby copper]

ur stupid

[dense valve]

Nah

[ruby copper]

I haven't been there before and I got no popup

[coarse wedge]

shawty trolled my stupid ahh

[ruby copper]

Unless it counts per ip

cuz i was on vpn

[dense valve]

Idk

[ruby copper]

mods

tmi

[coarse wedge]

fucking disturbing

[dense valve]

???

tmi man

[half compass]

🤤

[ruby copper]

??

[coarse wedge]

tf is that

yo

whats that

can somebody explain to me

[thick tapir]

is going to prom w/ no date lame asf but we are going as a group

[coarse wedge]

wdym

[muted shuttle]

i'm not going to prom at all so i win

[dense valve]

If you're going as a group then it's fine

I think

[fervent dove]

It was 11 days ago. deleted a message

.

Message ID: 1488265897289187430 · Mar 30, 2026, 7:57 PM

[muted shuttle]

WHAT

[dense valve]

Hah

[muted shuttle]

I didn't even see the dot

wtf

[dense valve]

i will never be caught

logs dont count

[simple drift]

my prom was 2 years ago so i win

[coarse wedge]

who tf goes on prom in april

[chilly bear]

what was it

[coarse wedge]

i was sent pay gorn

[dense valve]

??

no you didn't

[coarse wedge]

i was literally talking about how a friend shellshocked me with a drive link containing it

just detailed it in a bit more harsh way

[dense valve]

[desert cairn]

we know

[simple drift]

me

in like

2019

50% dead zone

[coarse wedge]

this logo is goated tbh

[chilly bear]

@half compass

[simple drift]

no it isn’t

[chilly bear]

@jaunty garnet

[coarse wedge]

ye it is

gives that 90s venom feel

[simple drift]

if its the motorbike brand then sure

[ashen basin]

Me asf

[simple drift]

what is it

[thick tapir]

i dont want to but i need an excuse to get drunk + we are going to the casino

[coarse wedge]

or just smell petrified shit

[half compass]

?!?!?/1?

WHAt

[simple drift]

no i’m too broke for a ns2

[thick tapir]

and we get to do prom group shopping trips to buy our matching outfits

[half compass]

😭

[chilly bear]

you weren't even born in 2019

[coarse wedge]

from dirty toilet seats

[simple drift]

[ashen basin]

wtf I thought you were like 20

[thick tapir]

18

[ashen basin]

Damn

[muted shuttle]

Like youre going

[dense valve]

I thought you were like 17

[dense valve]

probably wouldn't fit through the doors

[coarse wedge]

huh

[desert cairn]

i have no prom

[thick tapir]

i was like 3 months ago

[jaunty garnet]

???

[smoky hornet]

How do I get the discord bug hunter badge

[dense valve]

o

[thick tapir]

homeschooled ahh mfer

[dense valve]

Find bug

[chilly bear]

oh

i thought

because

nvm

[jaunty garnet]

it won’t load

[half compass]

stop being a badge goblin

[smoky hornet]

I ONLY GOT 2

[coarse wedge]

badge goblins dont exist

[dense valve]

Hi

[coarse wedge]

its a collectors spirit that wants thesw

like trying to get all army medallions

and hoping not to die

[coarse wedge]

yea well thats cause you use nitro and shit

[dense valve]

it's through orbs and a free trial

[coarse wedge]

plus you are a 6yr old acc

[dense valve]

haven't paid a dime

[coarse wedge]

either way i cant get even free trial cause it asks for a payment method

and i aint got shit

[dense valve]

ok

[chilly bear]

@dense valve wait a second

[dense valve]

ok

done

[chilly bear]

wait

[dense valve]

waiting

[chilly bear]

how would someone even see that

someone someone

am i tweaking

[coarse wedge]

cmon hes been waiting for 11 days while you have been doing ts for 85 years

[dense valve]

see what

[chilly bear]

mfs be on invisible or something

[dense valve]

ok

oh

mfs be on discord all day and still be invisible

im mfs btw

[chilly bear]

yea

if ur invisible it doesn't show

but

[dense valve]

then how did you see it

[chilly bear]

it's a reference to being invisible

[chilly bear]

secret method 🤫

[proven moss]

I modded the hell out of gta 5

[gusty hedge]

H

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-druski-erika-kirk-erika-kirk-druski-white-teebelair-gif-7791260372100942382

[dense valve]

H

[proven moss]

Too many

[gusty hedge]

oooo

kk

[teal bramble]

Hi pluto

[thick tapir]

man i need a good gas card

this 2% cashback isnt cutting it

[spark yacht]

How many versions of the same mods do you have?

[timid atlas]

Jeilbreik

[thick tapir]

tuff hat?

[frank sedge]

No

[proven moss]

Its different mods that do the same thing, I cant remove one without breaking the other

[thick tapir]

lame

[simple drift]

gm

[simple drift]

no

if it was a beanie maybe

not as a baseball cap

[ashen basin]

I can’t believe how smooth my phone is now

[simple drift]

i’m being advertised at

help

[terse dome]

slack

employment chatware

[simple drift]

⚠️

[lyric sandal]

i’m

[half compass]

you're

[lyric sandal]

yes

man i’ve kind of ran out of things to do on this app

i don’t know if anyone else feels this way but things have really fallen off

[gusty hedge]

This is an app to message your friends pal

[rigid night]

ijbol

[lyric sandal]

ok who

i don’t have any

[rigid night]

Me

[obtuse ruin]

slur at aaron

[outer adder]

Yo

[lyric sandal]

man

[rigid night]

bruh