general

[simple drift]

i got jellyfin.kateh.net unblocked on fortinet 😛

[chilly bear]

jellyfin.s0cks.rocks

[simple drift]

try get it unblocked

i got mine unblocked as like

business

i tihnk

[chilly bear]

mine was never blocked

[simple drift]

cuz it just shows a login screen

[chilly bear]

why would they

[simple drift]

oh cool

[simple drift]

it was by default on mine

cuz it was a newly registered domain

[terse dome]

now run a proxy behind your login

[simple drift]

idk my college's firewall is strict

[simple drift]

and how would i go about that

[terse dome]

add functionality

!

[simple drift]

idk what im doing

[gilded rapids]

@vital knoll BLACKPINK

[simple drift]

hi blaze

those are some fancy ass speakers wtf

[gilded rapids]

gm

danke they’re my brothers old one

[simple drift]

bro has a hifi setup

BRO HAS A WII U

[gilded rapids]

It’s like from 2008 I think

[simple drift]

PEAK

better be modde

d

[gilded rapids]

Yes fr fr modified

[simple drift]

good

[gilded rapids]

I play Mario kart wii online still lmao

[simple drift]

same

[gilded rapids]

I need buy a subwoofer but idk where id put it

Those tower speakers are Polk tho

[simple drift]

https://x.com/zellzoi/status/2037919325646979132

Chike (@zellzoi)

Guy on reddit predicts new Mac Studio next week

X · Mar 28, 2026, 3:46 PM

might be on to something

[thick tapir]

holy w security i get access to their entire admin dashboard for this internship

[gilded rapids]

Spotify on Apple TV Is annoying I wish I could add multiple accounts

[heady gazelle]

after kernel r/w what can you do (without ppl bypass)

[chilly bear]

r/w the kernel i assume

do misaka stuff

maybe

[heady gazelle]

I don’t think that’s how it works

[muted shuttle]

WII U

[chilly bear]

why not

[gilded rapids]

yee

[chilly bear]

that was using a kernel exploit too

[heady gazelle]

Misaka uses MobileGestalt right?

I think

[chilly bear]

do you have a gun that can shoot that bullet?

[chilly bear]

no not that one

the og

[heady gazelle]

ohh

[gilded rapids]

yes

A canon

[heady gazelle]

so Misaka for iOS 26 can work?

[simple drift]

canon

cannon or canon branded gun

[heady gazelle]

theoretically

[chilly bear]

c anon

like q anon

[heady gazelle]

with DarkSword misaka can work right?

just the kernel exploit part

[gilded rapids]

@chilly bear it’s a chill day today

[chilly bear]

ur the one experimenting

[heady gazelle]

I guess I am but just confirming that you think it’s possible

[chilly bear]

this is a show or something .

[gilded rapids]

??

It’s the Apple TV interphase

[chilly bear]

the whole video

comes from a show .

[gilded rapids]

idk I was just showing what I’m doing rn lol

I hate this ugly grey couch but it’s so cozy

[heady gazelle]

Where’s Misakas source code?

I can’t find it in the repo

[teal flame]

Are you in the middle of some downtown city?

[gilded rapids]

iysah

yeah*

[heady gazelle]

only the GitHub pages

[teal flame]

Ooooo

[gilded rapids]

small city

Norfolk, VA

[teal flame]

Is it quiet enough like no sirens and stuff?

[gilded rapids]

Not really

I can record outside

[teal flame]

oh rip

[gilded rapids]

oh wait I read ur thing wrong

[teal flame]

sure

[gilded rapids]

It’s quiet

[teal flame]

Ohh

that’s good

[chilly bear]

haha

[simple drift]

https://x.com/eliteobsolete/status/2038100807153811799

Elite Obsolete Electronics (@eliteobsolete)

pc build did not go as planned 😭😭😭

X · Mar 29, 2026, 3:47 AM

[chilly bear]

blazey i think i found ur house

[gilded rapids]

Fr

audio is expensive bruh

Why are my hobbies I have ever loved so are so mf expensive🫩

[pearl tartan]

Salam

[gritty wigeon]

Kkkkk

[terse dome]

i think if you get deep into any hobby it becomes expensive quickly

[gilded rapids]

Fair

[thick tapir]

audio isnt even that expensive tbh

[gilded rapids]

pc building, audio, photography

🫩

[chilly bear]

not the fent hobby

[thick tapir]

like you can get good headphones for like 200-500 dollars easily

[gilded rapids]

audio is if you consider getting a nice receiver

oh I’m talking about home audio setups

AVR receivers, Speakers, etc

[terse dome]

if you wish for purification it gets very expensive and also more illegal

[thick tapir]

get into cars

[gilded rapids]

high end audio

[chilly bear]

you die before all that happens

[thick tapir]

expensive hobby for broke ppl

[gilded rapids]

Real

[terse dome]

lives are expensive they're atleast a million per pop

[gilded rapids]

my hobby could have been like drawing bro

[chilly bear]

eh i've called hits for less

[gilded rapids]

higher end audio bruh

I can’t afford this wtf

[thick tapir]

dont buy it then

[ornate latch]

lies

you're rich

you can afford it

[terse dome]

just get a job as a QA tester for them

[thick tapir]

go to the complete opposite end but do it to the extreme

[terse dome]

[muted shuttle]

pocket money

[terse dome]

for your rich ass

[muted shuttle]

i was joking

[gilded rapids]

but anyways my current setup is alright

The tower speakers I have are from 2008 but they sound good. For Polk audio

[arctic meteor]

my mini 5 on its last legs bruh

[gilded rapids]

omg the president

thank you for freeing us from the British

[arctic meteor]

Screen went fully black and I can't even reboot it cause my power up and power off button are stuck 💔

[thick tapir]

only speakers i have are like 2 random ass bookshelf speakers

[chilly bear]

when in 2008

[gilded rapids]

idk bro

it was my brothers

[chilly bear]

they might be older than me

[prisma shale]

🫪

[velvet zenith]

yeah of course ur talkin about sum pocket money after getting your m5 max

[gilded rapids]

Nvm it came out in 2009

[muted shuttle]

✳ Zesting… (6m 47s · ↓ 18.9k tokens)

67

[alpine spoke]

is an iPhone 12 Pro Max for $150 a good deal

[desert cairn]

6 year old ewaste

[thick tapir]

cheap pair of pioneer sp-bs22-lr

with 0 way to power them

[shy plinth]

Where to get iOS 9.3.5 app ipa’s?

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[prisma shale]

There was a purple app stir

It started with a v

i cant remember it

[shy plinth]

What’s that

[prisma shale]

Let me try to remeber

Veterus

Veteris

1pwn.ixmoe.com/dev

What device do you have

[shy plinth]

iPad 2 iOS 9.3.5

[prisma shale]

Try it on this repo https://yzu.moe/dev/

[shy plinth]

Okay thanks

[prisma shale]

Np

[shy plinth]

I’ve also got a issue when I try to open Cydia

But it doesn’t let me send video

@prisma shale

[prisma shale]

Video?

Why do you need to send video

[shy plinth]

I don’t know how to describe it

So I recorded it

[prisma shale]

ok

[shy plinth]

Where is the support thing

Is it the Genius Bar thing?

[prisma shale]

What support

[shy plinth]

Don’t have a clue what I’m on about

[prisma shale]

Uh

[uncut token]

#969343289641828382

[shy plinth]

Right I made a post

[coral fog]

https://fixupx.com/kalebprime/status/2038255984603189450?

Kaleb (@KalebPrime)

Please note what he did not purchase.

Quoting Malik Willis Super Bowl MVP 🇧🇧 (@kaw1_)
︀
Fuck you @Sony @PlayStation

**💬 37 🔁 168 ❤️ 3.7K 👁️ 98.7K **

FixupX · Mar 29, 2026, 2:04 PM

[muted shuttle]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[spring wren]

face ID my beloved

[gilded rapids]

didn’t the ps5 just go up in price

[half compass]

dog

[winter meadow]

is 18.6.2

[winter meadow]

yes

[thick tapir]

i start my second job this week 🎉

unemployment is coming out my life

[winter meadow]

imagine having a job

[thick tapir]

i dont have a job

[gilded rapids]

fr

[low mortar]

Hiiiiiii

[muted shuttle]

Hii

[low mortar]

Hru

[muted shuttle]

Im making claude slop some shit up

So good

Still pissed about my van but hopefully getting that to my mechanic tomorrow

i want miat...

[split nimbus]

what happen freen ..

[muted shuttle]

fuel pump is dying i think ...

on my way home from school my van went into limp mode on the highway and i had to pull over and restart my van

[split nimbus]

wtf !

[muted shuttle]

since i've been having fuel delivery issues for a while i suspect it's the fuel pump ...

[split nimbus]

this is dangerous

[muted shuttle]

i hope i am right ...

[muted shuttle]

is ok i got home and i will not be driving it (except to the mechanic) until it is fixed ...

[split nimbus]

is fuel pump expensive to replace

[muted shuttle]

Ummm

the part is like $50-100 from rockauto but my mechanic may get it from somewhere else that may be more expensive .. in order to fix it in just one day ...

so maybe like $100-200 for the fuel pump... then idk how much in labor

[split nimbus]

shit freen..

hope it is not too expensive..

[muted shuttle]

i hope so too ..

[velvet zenith]

200 in labor

250

[muted shuttle]

I want my van to run very long time .

[muted shuttle]

is this a realistic estimate or are you just guessing

[split nimbus]

@spark gale help maxine pay for new fuel pump

[velvet zenith]

kind of realistic

[muted shuttle]

labor may be more expensive because we may get our mechanic to install the starter that i couldn't install

[velvet zenith]

Cause theyd have to drop the fuel tank

[muted shuttle]

hmmm

[thick tapir]

was it an actual limp mode?

[velvet zenith]

And thats a bit annoying to do

[muted shuttle]

i think so ?

i couldn't accelerate and my rpms were dropping

[chilly bear]

what's wrong?

[velvet zenith]

Thats not limp mode

[muted shuttle]

oh

what is it then

idk man

[velvet zenith]

That just sounds like ur engine died from fuel starvation lowk

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[thick tapir]

fuel too lean / no fuel

[ripe anchor]

Time to buy a new car

[velvet zenith]

limp mode allows u to drive still but itll be like super limited

[muted shuttle]

ohhhh

[velvet zenith]

But not to the point where it wont accel at all

[thick tapir]

limp mode ur revs get locked at like 3k or sum

[muted shuttle]

Ohhhh

Ok i see now

Thx

Idk when my mom will get in touch with our mechanic

She always puts it off i hate it

[velvet zenith]

Do it yourself

[muted shuttle]

My dad doesn't want me to

He doesn't even want me to change my fucking oil

which is like

???

[velvet zenith]

I meant contacting your mechanic

[muted shuttle]

Oh

I dont have his number

[ripe anchor]

Why would you fr

[velvet zenith]

Heard of this thing called asking your parents

[thick tapir]

why wouldnt you?

[muted shuttle]

Why would i change my oil? Because it's cheaper to do it myself than to pay someone else to do it

[ripe anchor]

Waste management:

[velvet zenith]

Take it to auto parts store

They deal with it

[thick tapir]

just keep it in the back of ur shed forever

[ripe anchor]

I don’t have a shed

[thick tapir]

then get one idfk

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Send me 8 ball

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Send me 8 ball

[ripe anchor]

I don’t own a house

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn Send me 8 ball

[velvet zenith]

I forget how much my oil change cost me

From the dealer so obviously its gonna be a little more expensive

i think it was around 90 ish dollars ?

[desert cairn]

so 5 usd

[velvet zenith]

yea

[ripe anchor]

Ive never paid attention to oil change costs

[muted shuttle]

Theres this specific kind of oil i want to get thats apparently good for older engines and i want to get that but if my dad doesn't want me to change my own oil i guess i'll have to get someone else to do it

[ripe anchor]

Then again the last time I changed oil was on my Suburban

And that was two years ago

[muted shuttle]

Valvoline restore and protect .

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yo why dont u just do all this shit

I cant test cause the pin for the mic is broken

[muted shuttle]

Then fix it

[velvet zenith]

i cant solder

[muted shuttle]

Then learn bro

[split nimbus]

i would just do it

[muted shuttle]

Buy pinecil

Cheap

[ripe anchor]

Buy a new one

[velvet zenith]

yea 1 sec bro

[muted shuttle]

Dumbass alert

Oops

[split nimbus]

wtf!!!!

[muted shuttle]

i forgot to dismiss the reply

sorry stibby!!!

[velvet zenith]

Yea bro just let me fix it

[muted shuttle]

not directed towards u stibby... U are not dumbass...

[desert cairn]

just scrape at it and solder 1 wire

[split nimbus]

ooo oke!!!

[velvet zenith]

Shut up

[muted shuttle]

Dumbass alert

[velvet zenith]

Im gonna scrape you

[muted shuttle]

?

[split nimbus]

Dumbass alert

[ripe anchor]

Im gonna scrape you

[desert cairn]

how about you scrape some hoes

[thick tapir]

at one point i used liquimoly and had green oil in my car 😭

[desert cairn]

rt

[ornate latch]

you can't be talking

[muted shuttle]

My oil is red

[velvet zenith]

evil oil

[thick tapir]

i have brown oil rn tho

[split nimbus]

romantic oil

[split nimbus]

poop oil

I have yellow

[thick tapir]

what was even said?

[ornate latch]

do you seriously not have anything else to post

[ocean dome]

who wants the sidestore certificate

[ornate latch]

i heard @muted shuttle does

[chrome peak]

https://tenor.com/view/running-cat-gif-20552615

[half compass]

are you stupid

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[glacial valve]

Ok

[half compass]

Ok beta

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Rule 1

[split nimbus]

U on??

[half compass]

no

[split nimbus]

WHEN

[spark yacht]

Someone react to him with the “an iq too high?” Reaction

@velvet zenith why?

[ornate latch]

do it yourself

[spark yacht]

I don’t have it

[ornate latch]

your problem

[simple drift]

@ornate latch thanks

[spark yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[spark yacht]

Ok I found it

[ornate latch]

Np

[simple drift]

haha maybe

[silver scaffold]

https://i.imgur.com/TADELhI.png

Beta

[chilly bear]

me please

[polar python]

@muted shuttle @desert cairn @velvet zenith https://x.com/smartestvicky/status/2038308675702722940?s=46

Vigneswaran  (@SmartestVicky)

Heyyy @interaction guys are you into something, now I just discovered it can apply to jobs without anything, I asked it to create a resume, then search and apply to the job and even it created an account and shared me the password. Computer Use is 🔥 It seems like the movie HER.

X · Mar 29, 2026, 5:33 PM

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn Perfect opportunity for you

[half compass]

Oh no, that wasn't supposed to happen

500 - Internal Error

Thank you

[simple otter]

how do i get?

[terse dome]

https://vxtwitter.com/KITKAT/status/2038313618509377852?s=20

KITKAT (@KITKAT)

Regarding recent press coverage

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 29, 2026, 5:53 PM

[half compass]

bro what

😭😭😭😭

[twin girder]

is there anyone looking for a dev?

[mental quartz]

allegedly f1 kitkats

[split nimbus]

fr…

12 TONS of kitkat

stolen

what to do with this.

[terse dome]

someone needed a break for a long time

[velvet zenith]

Like 350k bars

or 380k i forgot

[mental quartz]

how would u sell them

[velvet zenith]

Sell them to stores

[split nimbus]

bro and now u have a truck of kitkat u gotta hide from authorities

[mental quartz]

cant sell to big chains only small independent stores

[velvet zenith]

u gotta offer them a deal too

like 80 cents a bar or whatever so they can sell for like 1.20

idk

[low mortar]

it probably even says kitkat on it

[terse dome]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/school-lunch-theft-illinois-jail-b2595652.html this reminds me of ts

[split nimbus]

where to hide this.

[low mortar]

https://edition.cnn.com/2023/02/15/uk/chocolate-egg-thief-scli-gbr-intl

[mental quartz]

lol retail markup is like 100%

so those u stole in bulk are worth less than 50% retail

[low mortar]

LMAO

Joby Pool was surrounded by a mountain of the foil-wrapped chocolate when police caught up with him at the weekend.

Recognising he was foiled too, he surrendered to officers with his hands up, prosecutors said.

[split nimbus]

if i had to steal a truck of chocolate

[split nimbus]

it ll probably be M&M’s

the blue ones

[mental quartz]

you can count the amount of brain cells he has in this image

[ruby copper]

@split nimbus

[low mortar]

mineek is a cat confirmed

oh my god are you muffin

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-seal-seal-dance-seal-dancing-seal-seals-gif-17832446272461573261

[half compass]

yes

could you touch my balls please

[split nimbus]

wtf

[feral plank]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-seal-seal-dance-seal-dancing-seal-seals-gif-17832446272461573261

We had the same idea lmfao

[untold helm]

How and why the fuck does this happen 😭

[rich dune]

someone was hungry

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1476962094376026192/pcfTzaDh.gif

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1437601808188178574/1460299067644051588/togif.gif

[rich dune]

3 days till bibi comes out

[glacial valve]

:/

false

[half compass]

I bet his fursona is gonna be a fox

[silver scaffold]

https://testflight.apple.com/join/b9jMyOWt
https://dis.gd/testflight

[rich dune]

a fire fox

[untold helm]

This fox… is fire
What? So some sort of firefox

[half compass]

the reddit app sucks anyways

[silver scaffold]

What do you use instead?

[velvet zenith]

the reddit app

[untold helm]

Not Reddit

[half compass]

mastodon idk

reddit sucks anyways

entirely

not just the app

it’s all loser neckbeards

@ruby copper your neck will be snapped tomorrow at 7 am

be careful

[ruby copper]

Is this a threat

[muted shuttle]

mod

[half compass]

I don’t know.

You tell me.

[velvet imp]

you are the mod

hi maxine

[muted shuttle]

No im admin

Hii

[velvet imp]

nope

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1283117002055221271/1344843380357861428/attachment-1.gif

[muted shuttle]

im clauding rn

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1484715399722565794/togif.gif

[velvet zenith]

voidai sucks

use the api directly

[half compass]

67% uptime

[velvet zenith]

26s avg api latency

@teal bramble Void ai down

[last lotus]

just edited my Isaac save file to give me dead god

[half compass]

What

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle @desert cairn @polar python @teal bramble @half compass just edited my Isaac save file to give me dead god

[half compass]

Thank god

[last lotus]

tuff

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[untold helm]

◀️ Electronk

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Is it good

[muted shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-9-SZW8kP8

uh oh....

[ruby copper]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[half compass]

please erase this image from the internet

[muted shuttle]

⎿ Tip: Run /install-slack-app to use Claude in Slack

Who tf using claude in slack

[ruby copper]

Employed people

[muted shuttle]

Claude we just got sued. Be our lawyer

@vague forge Claude please

[ruby copper]

Probably would work just tell it to ultrathink

[half compass]

is it legal to have claude as my lawyer

[ruby copper]

Claude win my legal case ultrathink

[untold helm]

!help

$help

@help

[ruby copper]

ts guy

[untold helm]

?help

[velvet zenith]

u gotta hop on opencode

[untold helm]

:help

[fervent dove]

Hi

[half compass]

.help

[untold helm]

;help

[untold helm]

wtf

[half compass]

Yuri or yaoi

[fervent dove]

What do you need help with

Both

[half compass]

no

i said or

[untold helm]

@fervent dove emo twink or goth girl

[ruby copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1484715399722565794/togif.gif

[muted shuttle]

Notice how night went offline and gir stopped responding

[teal bramble]

Oh no

why is muffin there.

[rich dune]

heh

frcola

hehe

[half compass]

Shut up meighler

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[untold helm]

Mf didn’t even answer the question

[rich dune]

not hehe

[half compass]

Ai lawyer

[teal bramble]

That was already done

[ruby copper]

voidai

[muted shuttle]

foid ai

[ruby copper]

Dragging it

[muted shuttle]

What

[teal bramble]

funny onion song

[half compass]

voidai kills kittens and puppies

[teal bramble]

what the hell

[ruby copper]

The joke

[muted shuttle]

✻ Enchanting… (4m 27s · ↑ 4.7k tokens)

[muted shuttle]

Can a foid not call it foid ai

[velvet zenith]

Yo he didnt deny it

[ruby copper]

And how do you have a key

[simple drift]

i’m helping a guy find his lost cat

[half compass]

He knows it

[muted shuttle]

Free handout

[teal bramble]

shes using voidai

❓

[ruby copper]

Oh ok

[muted shuttle]

Thx acatto

He gave me 67 million tokens

[teal bramble]

np

[half compass]

I wish this was me

[muted shuttle]

Free handout

[ruby copper]

Gay

[teal bramble]

?

[muted shuttle]

Hes very gay dont tell him i said that

[teal bramble]

Wtf...

[ruby copper]

The urge

I will need to contain myself else night will mute me for rule 1

[muted shuttle]

?

[ruby copper]

Hello

[muted shuttle]

Are you homophobic

[ruby copper]

No

[teal bramble]

Are you homophobic

[half compass]

@desert cairn Thank you for cleaning my pc

[muted shuttle]

Then what would you say that would break rule 1

[ruby copper]

If I didn't download this video in 2023 it would've become lost media

[half compass]

no

[ruby copper]

Because night has muted people for saying things related to Maxine and employment

[half compass]

lost media has to be interesting

[muted shuttle]

[half compass]

otherwise nobody cares about it

[muted shuttle]

✽ Herding…

[teal bramble]

Guys

i got accepted for volkswagen

[ruby copper]

Sheeps

[muted shuttle]

Wow are you gonna be a test dummy in a crash test

[teal bramble]

as internship

[teal bramble]

Probably lol

[half compass]

Me too

At tesla

[muted shuttle]

[simple drift]

sorry volkswagen isn’t actually real unfortunately so you won’t be getting anything

[teal bramble]

i meant Volkswagen Arbeitsgemeinschaft (AG)

[simple drift]

not real

[teal bramble]

oh ok

[half compass]

I just got an internship at kitkat little do they know i stole the 12 tonnes of kitkats

[teal bramble]

How can u.

[rich dune]

greedy cat.

[half compass]

Yes 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Im a greedy cat

[ruby copper]

@teal bramble @half compass @simple drift @muted shuttle what's good my favorite mineekware enjoyers.

[half compass]

Mmmmhmmmmmfhfh

[teal bramble]

Hello

[half compass]

Nah

[muted shuttle]

IM ABOUT TO TEST SOMETHING CLAUDE BUILT...

[teal bramble]

I'm going to play f1 25 goodbye

[rich dune]

hi :D

[ruby copper]

Have fun.

[ruby copper]

Hello

[vocal plinth]

@muted shuttle you made me lose my wallet you stupid fatty

[muted shuttle]

IT DIDNT WORK

[muted shuttle]

why do you keep calling me fat :(

[half compass]

Ask it to hardcode the credentials

It will work

[vocal plinth]

Cause it is true

[simple drift]

i have been made aware that i have been kidnapped and won’t be helping a guy find his cat

help

[ruby copper]

Jarvis find out Maxine's BMI

[teal bramble]

Jarvis find out Maxine's BMI

[ruby copper]

Uhhh

[simple drift]

???

[half compass]

67.5

[ruby copper]

If ur fr u should probably call the police and a trusted adult

Otherwise ur fine

[simple drift]

obviously i’m not fr

[half compass]

no she’s just helping find the cat

[simple drift]

are we deaduzz

[half compass]

idiot

[ruby copper]

Oh okay

[simple drift]

yeah

[teal bramble]

Whys my f1 25 launching in 1920x1080 on a 2560x1440 monitor

Gross.

and it crashed

[half compass]

Whys my f1 25 launching in 1920x1080 on a 2560x1440 monitor

[simple drift]

Whys my f1 25 launching in 1920x1080 on a 2560x1440 monitor

[half compass]

You mentioned that the update would be released today, and I’ve been looking forward to it all day. Is there any news on why it hasn't been released yet?

[rich dune]

@desert cairn is this true

[half compass]

If this is true does this mean hookers are a grok you can touch

[rich dune]

[simple drift]

it appears that i have been brought to silent hill

[thick tapir]

wtf

my coworker got arrested for shooting someone

[simple drift]

mb that was me

im in the jail cell rn

[low mortar]

gb kate

[simple drift]

[low mortar]

[simple drift]

ok kate kidnapping arg over ive run out of storyline

[ruby copper]

k8

[simple drift]

who

[ruby copper]

Ok I'm going to bed

[simple drift]

goon night

[ruby copper]

Gn @simple drift @low mortar @rich dune @half compass

[half compass]

dude five nights at epstein is PEAK

you are all missing out

[split nimbus]

@ruby copper gn

[low mortar]

gn

[half compass]

gn

[simple drift]

lie

[half compass]

Greatest fnaf fan game of our generation

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-scooby-airplane-scooby-doo-airplane-scooby-fight-scooby-airplane-fight-gif-10736073484235655249

[split nimbus]

[muted shuttle]

Goodnight :3

[astral oak]

Do i can install troll store on iphone 8

???

[half compass]

idk can u

u tell me

[simple drift]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[split nimbus]

[half compass]

wtf is fruit love island

😭😭😭

[simple drift]

what

[rich dune]

Good night
!

[half compass]

they made ai slop love island

[split nimbus]

[half compass]

as if the real one wasn’t bad enough

3 MILLION followers

[simple drift]

slop

[split nimbus]

[rotund glade]

Hi

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkFKWw71/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Luca Maxim (@santeluca)

❤️ 217 💬 15 🔁 25

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Mar 29, 2026, 8:00 PM

[half compass]

@simple drift

[split nimbus]

HI

[rotund glade]

Can we be Friends ?

[split nimbus]

yes

[rotund glade]

Awesome.

[simple drift]

ai slop

dismissed

[split nimbus]

[thorn cargo]

doing apple sales coach stuff on a hackintosh feels so cooked lmao

[outer adder]

yo

[low mortar]

[hasty jungle]

gm

[red oasis]

no

[outer adder]

yes

[red oasis]

no bro

[outer adder]

yes bro

[red oasis]

no bro my ifone is warming up

[outer adder]

yes bro your ifone is warming up

[low mortar]

Hiiiiiii

[elfin fog]

i absolutely LOVE iOS

stable release version btw

🥀

[tepid ermine]

what the fucj is thsi

[elfin fog]

clock

all running at like 50 deg celcius

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkFE4jmE/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Charlie Khans Dundee (@charliesdundee)

❤️ 67K 💬 880 🔁 43.1K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Feb 5, 2026, 6:45 PM

[half compass]

will this burn my neck?

[untold helm]

3 letters away

🥀

[chrome peak]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn @teal bramble @polar python Wtf happened to my claude

[desert cairn]

get a job

[muted shuttle]

Im working on things

[polar python]

Im working on things

[desert cairn]

Im working on things

[ashen basin]

Work on them job applications

[velvet zenith]

Rule 1

at night

Rule 1

[desert cairn]

Rule 1
at night
Rule 1

[velvet zenith]

Give him a 12 hour mute

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-cat-slowed-bird-gif-2022555196927695723

[young kelp]

Hello everyone, could someone please help me jailbreak my old iPhone 6S which is currently on iOS 15.8.6? I would like to upgrade it to iOS 9 if possible, or iOS 10 please (I have a MacBook Air M1).

[muted shuttle]

NIGHT!!!! KILL HIM!!!! ADMIN!!!!

[ivory forum]

https://youtube.com/shorts/CT1Et-Lxvc0?si=lsh1u57esrrtOMmb

[polar python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1448173485556764765/togif.gif

[half compass]

Can we unban ja

[velvet zenith]

no

[half compass]

Shut up beta

[spark yacht]

Grok is this true?

[half compass]

I never asked you

[polar python]

67mb steam update. are you people seeing this? @desert cairn @velvet zenith @muted shuttle

[half compass]

67

[muted shuttle]

67

Claude is still cooking

Has been all day

Foid ai

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Can you deal with this rule 1 content

[muted shuttle]

Idk what that means

[velvet zenith]

That word is used for son in hindi

[half compass]

So

[muted shuttle]

Whjat

[velvet zenith]

Discrimination

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle Can you deal with this rule 1 content

[velvet zenith]

If you dont deal with it im pinging moderators

[polar python]

I am deeply offended and will be opening a thread with @inland fjord shortly.

[velvet zenith]

Its actually a personal attack

Because im indian

[half compass]

What’s wrong with the word son

[velvet zenith]

Cause im not your son

[terse dome]

holy crap how did i just realize now that the vocals for the old ass nyan cat video is from a vocaloid

damn vocaloids are old

[muted shuttle]

Im so confused

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Maan

[velvet zenith]

Hes referring to me as his son

[polar python]

Hollyyyy shit..... Holy shit.

[velvet zenith]

Personal attack on my religion

[muted shuttle]

Whys your freaky ass ai service calling me mommy @teal bramble

[vocal plinth]

kill thyself

[polar python]

Why did you do that to your cloid

[rich dune]

d3d9_renderer.cpp

[muted shuttle]

I didnt do anything

[rich dune]

why

[half compass]

Mommy

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/polymarket/status/2038338359064445183?s=46

Polymarket (@Polymarket)

BREAKING: U.S. officials & Wall Street analysts are now reportedly preparing for the possibility of $200 oil.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 29, 2026, 7:31 PM

[half compass]

Wtf did you ask claude

[muted shuttle]

Its porting something to the xbox 360

[rich dune]

help with c++, no wonder

[polar python]

You need to spend years of your life learning it properly. AI is bad and you're wasting water.

[vocal plinth]

cause @muted shuttle is a overweight game cheater who is building an ESP for some dead game to ruin their dwindling player count

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry omni labs

[muted shuttle]

???

[half compass]

Should i kill myself

All im doing is wasting water

[spark yacht]

The water thing is a myth

[half compass]

Im just an ai model…..

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[spark yacht]

Yes I want my ram prices down

[half compass]

I should short circuit my motherboard

[half compass]

No

Ai removes water

[spark yacht]

Dude you can reuse water for cooling

[rich dune]

i think she also needs dx_detours.cpp for that or sum @muted shuttle

[half compass]

No the water becomes bad water when ai uses it

[spark yacht]

Ok

[half compass]

Ok

[polar python]

I wish I never bought an AIO. It's so annoying having to drink all the water when I'm done gaming.

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-cat-sus-suspicious-cat-side-eye-cat-meme-gif-11842087146493734807

[half compass]

Why are you drinking the water

You’re wasting it

You’re killing the fish

[polar python]

It unlocks my AI abilities and I get better at games.

[vocal plinth]

waste of space

[spark yacht]

“Ai is draining oceans” people when they discover people drink water:

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/idiocracy-electrolytes-gatorade-thirsty-dehydrated-gif-14846789

[half compass]

I only drink soylent

It’s good for me and gives me nutrients

[vocal plinth]

Nestle is gonna buy all the water and then kill the people anyways

[half compass]

My wife’s boyfriend is so nice

He always makes sure to open it for me

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/gnome-linux-luke-smith-luke-smith-gif-22988053

[spark yacht]

What is that?

[vocal plinth]

It is what makles the frogs gay

[half compass]

It’s a good drink made by Israel

It gives you all the nutrients you need!

[ashen basin]

Stopped reading after this Jesus fuck

[spark yacht]

If it’s made by the Jews it must be good

[half compass]

Yea

This guy gets it

[spark yacht]

Anti Semitic statement

[ashen basin]

created by software engineers is insane

[spark yacht]

Prepare for destruction

[polar python]

Thanks EA

[spark yacht]

My cpu hits 100c at full load

[vocal plinth]

@gusty hedge Please stop abusing your perms

[spark yacht]

And starts throttling to hell

[polar python]

I like how clicking esc in the settings menu prompts to close the game instead of closing the menu

[half compass]

@gusty hedge Please start abusing your perms

[spark yacht]

I never noticed because I never really ran something that could max out my cpu

[ashen basin]

I just don’t use my pc 😭

[muted shuttle]

API Error: 402 {"type":"error","error":{"type":"rate_limit_error","message":"Insufficient credits. You have 1355281 credits remaining."}}

@teal bramble

Help

[ashen basin]

So idk what’s going on with it

[half compass]

Temperature is a social construct

[muted shuttle]

The 67m credits are already mostly gone

@teal bramble

Help

[polar python]

@teal bramble API Error: 402 {"type":"error","error":{"type":"rate_limit_error","message":"Insufficient credits. You have 1355281 credits remaining."}}

[spark yacht]

Say that when your house burns down

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-art-paint-painting-artist-gif-24494753

[half compass]

Yea you were supposed to goon with them

Not code

[muted shuttle]

?

[half compass]

That’s what void ai is for

[muted shuttle]

Gooning with ai is for freaks

[half compass]

Moron

[low mortar]

@polar python stop it.

[exotic depot]

anyone using ios 26.3.+?

[muted shuttle]

I use 26.4

[vocal plinth]

i use your mother

[low mortar]

i dont expect anything less of you

[exotic depot]

my phone jusy lock

[half compass]

Me too

It turned into a lock

[exotic depot]

im pretty sure fucked up

activation lock

[spark yacht]

!t iCloudbypass

[fervent dove]

Hey @exotic depot, have a look at this!

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,657 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[exotic depot]

thx

[glacial valve]

@versed basin I have 3 days left and nothing has changed since last time

😔

CC. @low mortar

[muted shuttle]

3 days left of what

[glacial valve]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-skill-issue-skill-issue-gif-24471438

[polar python]

@desert cairn When r u releasing the addons

[versed basin]

What

[glacial valve]

You know what

🙄

[half compass]

only you know what you’re talking about

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[half compass]

NOBODY else has the slightest idea

[desert cairn]

What addons

[half compass]

not one soul

on this planet

[glacial valve]

if only you read ONO

[polar python]

Hi the only addons

github.com/redacted

[muted shuttle]

Ok hold on

[low mortar]

i read ono and i dont know what ur talking about

[glacial valve]

😭

[low mortar]

i know you sent me a pcb and ur learning smd

but i dont think that was time sensitive?

[toxic zinc]

why does toilet cat keep releasing malware i’ve js gotten even more malware now

[muted shuttle]

Hoooolly shit i got it

@umbral crest i think u were the one looking for info on this

[terse dome]

hey why didnt my iphone 6 on 12.5.7 get one

[polar python]

Apple is aware of attacks targeting out-of-date iOS software, including the version on your iPhome. Install this critical update to protect your iPhone.

[fervent dove]

It was 67 days ago. edited a message

Apple is aware of attacks targeting out-of-date iOS software, including the version on your iPhome. Install this critical update to protect your iPhonew.

Message ID: 1487928451049586819 · Mar 29, 2026, 9:36 PM

[muted shuttle]

Typo detected

iPhome

iphonew

[polar python]

Go detect a job

[icy beacon]

iPhome

[polar python]

Hey

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[terse dome]

im like fairly certain it needed to be a sysdiagnose on a mac or something

[half compass]

@alpine chasm Please issue a 12 hour mute

[terse dome]

factual statement...

[muted shuttle]

Sync both d3d9_renderer.cpp and d3d9_renderer.h, mommy.

[terse dome]

, what

[polar python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[muted shuttle]

Claude

Claude keeps calling me mommy

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[terse dome]

we need to reduce teen pregnancies

[vocal plinth]

cause @muted shuttle is a overweight game cheater who is building an ESP for some dead game to ruin their dwindling player count

[low mortar]

😭

[muted shuttle]

Can you stop calling me "overweight" and "fat"

Thanks

[muted shuttle]

Huh

[terse dome]

🧠 ⁉️

[half compass]

Can you start calling me "overweight" and "fat"

[polar python]

Can you stop calling me "@desert cairn" and "@velvet zenith"

[terse dome]

hey no slurs in chat

[desert cairn]

Can you stop calling me "@desert cairn" and "@velvet zenith"

[vocal plinth]

But you are white and a twink

[polar python]

Is he allowed to say that.

[desert cairn]

No

[vocal plinth]

Damn

[desert cairn]

wh*te and tw*nk

[untold helm]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn I need her to jerk me

[desert cairn]

get a job

[velvet zenith]

But i wll do nothing and wait for a miracle

[velvet zenith]

Foot or hand

[low mortar]

the first time i saw stkc's face my immediate thought was twink.

[half compass]

Paw

[velvet zenith]

Or other

[desert cairn]

Dude

[desert cairn]

Foot

[velvet zenith]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

Foot or paw

[muted shuttle]

Ive never seen his face

[muted shuttle]

But i can only assume he is a twink

[raven pine]

what is going on

[low mortar]

hes a twink

[vocal plinth]

@spark gale gave bottom vibez so understandable

[desert cairn]

i assume he looks like if you typed jew into nano banana

[velvet zenith]

I wish he picked something that wasnt in the list of operations

[desert cairn]

discord has detected a new audio input device

@velvet zenith

[gilded rapids]

gm

[muted shuttle]

Hi blaze

[gilded rapids]

gm hru

[muted shuttle]

Good

Im getting claude to do an entire project for me

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[desert cairn]

you should learn how to code

[gilded rapids]

real lol

[half compass]

I typed stkc ?

[velvet zenith]

you should learn how to code

[half compass]

Why did it give me this

[desert cairn]

ai is bad

[vocal plinth]

No wonder you have so much time to warn me

[muted shuttle]

Dont you use claude for everything

[desert cairn]

whats claude

[velvet zenith]

youre taking away drinking water from people that need it maxine

[muted shuttle]

Ok

I dont give a gaf

[velvet zenith]

What

[vocal plinth]

and get mad at me for calling her fat

[velvet zenith]

Yup

[vocal plinth]

I was right you are greedy for taking their water

[half compass]

Maxine is wasting our water

[desert cairn]

big and greedy

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn We should fly to nc

[polar python]

gay

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Did i tell you about the new greek yogurt method i found

[velvet zenith]

No bro

[polar python]

Ofc this fatass guy a method that involves food

@desert cairn Why is this guy larping as keto

[gilded rapids]

too lazy to iMessage my password

zytBos-wymcu6-sisidice

[muted shuttle]

what

[velvet zenith]

He has a few

[polar python]

Thanks just logged into your umm

What account is that

[velvet zenith]

Nothing

[gilded rapids]

my steam

[polar python]

Claude find a steam guard exploit. Ultrathink

[velvet zenith]

ulw

make no mistakes

[polar python]

theres nothing good to play

[muted shuttle]

Im in

Mf disabled steam guard

Im crine

[gilded rapids]

[half compass]

@gilded rapids Why do you have mommy simulator in your steam library

[gilded rapids]

.

bc i like my mommies

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Im message logging rn

[half compass]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[half compass]

Prove it

[muted shuttle]

Mods

[polar python]

Crazy an admin is doing this shit...

[half compass]

Where is the professionalism.

These admins have no morals

[velvet zenith]

The server went downhill after they gave maxine moderator

Thats why nooka left

[gilded rapids]

gay

holy fuck i forgot i had Phasmophobia

that game is so fun drunk or high lol

[half compass]

yea same

i love playing with myself

[muted shuttle]

?

[gilded rapids]

?

[half compass]

like singleplayer

[gilded rapids]

oops i almost sent my cc numbers into chat

[muted shuttle]

Please send them into chat

With the date on the card and the 3-4 digit number on the back

[half compass]

4 digit????

[gilded rapids]

amex has 4 digits

[half compass]

oh yea

i forgot you’re one of those

[gilded rapids]

i dont even have alot of games on this steam account

[velvet zenith]

Get your own

[gilded rapids]

my other one which idk the password has all my dark soul games tho

[velvet zenith]

youre 18

You need to start growing your credit score immediately

[half compass]

Her credit score is 6 or 7

[velvet zenith]

My credit score keeps going up and down

[muted shuttle]

Wait — "sprites are garbled" means the sprite images look

✻ Baked for 45s

Why does it stop

[polar python]

Bc voidai sucks

[muted shuttle]

Is that a voidai issue

[velvet zenith]

Because voidai sucks

And @teal bramble Doesnt think its an issue

[half compass]

yea

[muted shuttle]

Ok i just told it to continue and its working

[velvet zenith]

Yes cause if you use claude normally it works just fine

[muted shuttle]

Mommy, can you tell me: do the solid colored rectangles (like the background color, or any UI boxes) render correctly? Or is literally everything including solid colors garbled?

[half compass]

acatto has all the features hardcoded to his userid

[polar python]

if it was a real claude issue itd say provider overloaded or something

not just die

[desert cairn]

Mf on claude 3.7

Ts used to happen all the time

[muted shuttle]

Is it

[velvet zenith]

claude 4.6 opus works

[muted shuttle]

Whar

[velvet zenith]

Tap in

@desert cairn May 10 2024

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Wtm

[velvet zenith]

Is trans script ion working

[desert cairn]

idk i just ate food

[velvet zenith]

Fat ass n

[desert cairn]

k

[velvet zenith]

e