general

[simple drift]

fr

but

[ruby copper]

then someone else ratted her and everyone got removed

[simple drift]

i have no use for it rn

[low mortar]

mullvad client

[velvet zenith]

what did she expect

[low mortar]

[exotic thistle]

and its on the right side

[simple drift]

i have like 6 months of a normal account

[ornate latch]

definitely you that did it

[vocal mantle]

damn bro

i proxy my entire router

[simple drift]

what

oh

idc

its not my router

i have no control over it

i just have vpn installed on all my stuff seperately

[low mortar]

I do this but in a weird way

I have a separate VPN wifi network

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211528083501482004/1414045955153596507/caption.gif

[desert cairn]

Hey genius this is your fault because youre on an ancient vulnerable slop ios version

[simple drift]

can popeyes louisiana chicken stop emailing me please

[desert cairn]

dudes on ios 16 on his main phone

[simple drift]

they email me like 3 times a day

rip

[untold helm]

hi

[velvet zenith]

Nah bro u introduced 11 errors for no reason

[simple drift]

i would not main an old ios

purely for opsec

[velvet zenith]

Your opencode sucks for not following the min ios version in xcode

[desert cairn]

im not on a mac btw

[simple drift]

i still haven’t updated to 26.4

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Wtm

Does play console allow us to revert to an old version

[desert cairn]

Guy thinks i know shit about android

[low mortar]

cant believe I pay £50/mo for this shit

[velvet zenith]

u used one for a while

[desert cairn]

OK so did you

[simple drift]

why tf do you have bt internet

wtf

get a good one

im on uhh

[low mortar]

i cant.

[simple drift]

virgin media

500 down or something

idk

[low mortar]

virgin media run their own lines so if you can get virgin thats pretty based

but

I can't

[simple drift]

yea

[low mortar]

my only option is DSL

[simple drift]

get sky then

[low mortar]

i'm still on a fucking phone line

[simple drift]

sky are actually reliable

unlike bt

[low mortar]

sky dont do DSL anymore

and use the same line anyway

[simple drift]

uhh

get

5g broadband

three

[low mortar]

the only people who do DSL now are BT

no 5G in my area

[simple drift]

4g then

[low mortar]

I already have a 4G+ modem

[desert cairn]

bro lives in the sticks

[low mortar]

but it gets like 50/10

but the latency is 100ms+

[simple drift]

thats just what i get anyway

[low mortar]

me using wifi 7 at home with a 20mbps wan line

so fucking overkill

[desert cairn]

based

[simple drift]

poo

[low mortar]

wait.

[simple drift]

what

is this

[low mortar]

so

like

idk how to explain

fuck

[simple drift]

[untold helm]

2012 mbp wifi

[simple drift]

only thing stopping me from dailying this phone

oh and it being really insecure

ios 16.1.1

and it needs a new battery

and back camera

ok so more than the only thing

[low mortar]

ive daily'd my 16.0.2 13pm

[simple drift]

lemme do a speedtest downstairs rq

[simple drift]

how long ago tho

[low mortar]

not that long ago

I still have all my shit setup on it

I can switch to it whenever

[simple drift]

hm

if i ever get a new phone ill sell my 13 mini and use my se3 in lockdown mode in the meantime

if ldm is a thing on 16.1.1

[untold helm]

oh the wireless chip is rated for 300 Mbps

so my wifi saturates it quite well

[low mortar]

I need a raspi that has 3 ethernet ports

hmm

[desert cairn]

mini pc with pcie

[untold helm]

pi cluster

or another sbc

[simple drift]

https://www.speedtest.net/result/i/7015974395

modem

router

[low mortar]

thats a crazy upload diff

[simple drift]

that’s what you get

the plan is 250 down 20 up

[low mortar]

yeah

[desert cairn]

pov docsis

[vocal mantle]

@mienek

@ruby copper

may you check your dms

[low mortar]

holy shit.

fuck

me

[simple drift]

what

so you can get fibre

[low mortar]

its changed from "we're building in this area" to "We're planning to build in this area"

read the caption

my only option is the 21 1 line

that comes in at about 20

[simple drift]

i’m an 18 year old broke college student

no

[low mortar]

did they cancel plans to gbuild on this street??

[half compass]

just join ultra Bro!

[low mortar]

i see the vans all the time

[simple drift]

with what money

[half compass]

start scamming old people

that's what i do

[simple drift]

i need to modchip this

[odd cargo]

I kinda feel bad

I have a switch which i never use

😭

[simple drift]

i barely use mine

i haven’t touched my vita in months either

need to boot up the ps3 also

need to update the cfw

[low mortar]

I really wanna play my switch 2

but like

last month of uni

hitting hard.

[simple drift]

clear frame swap it like me

it only took like 5 hours!!

[chilly bear]

hey that's not very nice

i would never do such a thing

[gilded rapids]

gm

getting all you can eat sushi today for $15

[low mortar]

hmm

[gilded rapids]

@simple drift it’s ok for a VA panel ig

[gilded rapids]

Oooo

[simple drift]

ooooooooooo

do it

extremerate have really good video tutorials too i would recommend

it’s where i got my shell

[low mortar]

yeah

i've used extremerate stuff on my steam deck

[simple drift]

cool

[chilly bear]

spotted

[muted shuttle]

Message logger

[simple drift]

fun

[velvet zenith]

\

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[simple drift]

its ok we all know maxine uses message logger and is just larping

dead chat

[inland lichen]

:/ Bought a iphone 12 on marketplace..... device locked to owner......

https://tenor.com/view/confused-white-persian-guardian-why-gif-10371245960573455153

[digital sable]

why didn't you check before

[inland lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-why-seriously-gif-12668108

[inland lichen]

Postage....

[digital sable]

message seller to remove from find my

[inland lichen]

Iv flagged it for a refund.... But still

I can't even ask in here. Coz of rules... I gotta now go suss shizzle

https://tenor.com/view/meh-whatever-dont-care-brad-pitt-uninterested-gif-16630777

[narrow crown]

foolish mistake

[velvet zenith]

ur never getting your money back

Or the phone unlocked

probably

[inland lichen]

Eh live and learn... Should of assumed it would prob be dodgey. Probably some crack head has sold it on there etc.

[narrow crown]

id like to think that crackheads know better than to steal phones

cuz they always get locked

[inland lichen]

You'd be surpised at how tech savy some of them are.

[teal bramble]

metal is like the only one worth it

[simple drift]

i cant afford any anyway

[teal bramble]

i dont have ultra cuz it gives u 0 benefit

[rich yarrow]

first of all who buys an iphone without checking it second of all why buy an iphone 12 :C third of all it takes 2min to test it. iphone 12's are worthless

[teal bramble]

metal is like 150 a year

[simple drift]

get an amex or something atp

somehow i have 400 revpoints dafuq

[teal bramble]

i ahve 22k

[simple drift]

what can i do with that

[teal bramble]

noob

[teal bramble]

uhh

[inland lichen]

$fitty bucks.. like cmon....

[teal bramble]

giftcards

[vocal mantle]

atp should i save blobs for ios 15.8.6

[teal bramble]

but 400 is like nothing

[inland lichen]

I was hoping to capitalise.

[simple drift]

interesting...

[chilly bear]

nah

[simple drift]

ill save them up

[rich yarrow]

if its too good to be true it is

[simple drift]

lowk i might just make revolut my main bank

[simple drift]

it is a bank now here so i can

[rich yarrow]

if you have an iphone 12 and you're sellign it you'd check the market first

no one sells it for 50 just cuz theyre lazy

[simple drift]

when i get a new job ill give them my revolut details ig

[rich yarrow]

takes one google search to find the worth

[teal bramble]

do u have a lithuanian bank account or is it like a uk account

[simple drift]

bro what

its a uk revolut account

[teal bramble]

like

ok then

[simple drift]

im not lithuanian

?

[inland lichen]

Eh bit of tinkering and fucking about. Now.. re Learning shizzle.... Haven't touched code side java days and minecraft/runescape clients LOL

[velvet zenith]

What is this

[teal bramble]

before revolut became a full on bank you used to get a lithuanian bank account

[teal bramble]

revolut

[velvet zenith]

Slop

[simple drift]

maybe it is then

[inland lichen]

Ill just have to do the ol Usb/flashdrive blah blah.

[simple drift]

idk

[teal bramble]

its like cashback

[teal bramble]

go on home and then click details

[velvet zenith]

i gotta make a wise account so i dont get my nocturne money through western union lowk

[simple drift]

shadow should unblock me so he actually knows what were on about

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle whats he doing there

[teal bramble]

if u have an IBAN that starts with LT its lithuanian

[muted shuttle]

Trading

[simple drift]

why are you on 1.12.2

[muted shuttle]

Why r u on 1.12.2

Unc version

[ruby copper]

testing

[velvet zenith]

This better not be vanilla 1.12.2

[teal bramble]

mineekessentials

[simple drift]

nope GB

[velvet zenith]

1.12.2 is only valid if youre playing modded

[simple drift]

i have a uk accoun

t

[muted shuttle]

Mineekessentials should be ported to 26.1

[simple drift]

i think its maybe clearbank tho

idk

[muted shuttle]

✅

[ruby copper]

Ok hold on.

[simple drift]

nope

[teal bramble]

Ok then it is a uk bank

[muted shuttle]

Ok yay

[simple drift]

revolut

[simple drift]

yep

i cant wait to legally change my name

[inland lichen]

No Avoltion Client?

https://tenor.com/view/avo-avolition-griefing-team-avo-take-his-jukebox-gif-7632827729168854891

[simple drift]

pointless

[velvet zenith]

Yoooo team avolition

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[inland lichen]

Good ol simple days of writing code

[arctic field]

The griefing team?

The inspiration for all 2b2t griefer groups neo-nazi or not?

[simple drift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmun64kWopw

[spring wren]

whats up guys

[simple drift]

this is so insanely peak

[spark yacht]

They lost to notch lol

[arctic field]

Yes

In quake

Losers

Gruys

What the fuck

Look

[chilly bear]

but u get access to 1000+ airport lounges and cancellation insurance for flights/hotels/trains/more and up to 4% aer interest paid daily on instant access savings and 18 top-tier subscriptions

[simple drift]

what is thi

s

[chilly bear]

hummus

[simple drift]

ok

[simple drift]

ewwww

[chilly bear]

thank you apple maps

i don't have a car .

[inland lichen]

You Deserve icecream.

[slim nova]

Need

Olm

Infastructure

[gusty hedge]

is this true

[simple drift]

hi

yes

it is

true

[gusty hedge]

truly true

?

[simple drift]

truth

truly the truth

[chilly bear]

dr pepper...

i have something

but rule 2

[simple drift]

send in https://discord.com/channels/1452151952304635939/1452151954263248939

[chilly bear]

not a good time

[simple drift]

ok

maybe true

ok yea dont

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11pWurvpAo

this guy always up to some bs

[dense valve]

@thick tapir https://open.spotify.com/album/5poA9SAx0Xiz1cf17fWBLS?si=aSK7XjErScSaSw5vXBpp4g bully is out

[simple drift]

its shit

[spring wren]

its fire

wtf

[slim nova]

67

[simple drift]

the last third is just ai slop

[slim nova]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1205773287565688902.gif?size=160&name=stupid&lossless=true

[slim nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1460555910530334720/1461669150496784519/watermark.gif

[copper tendon]

Apple Mac Pro (M5 Ultra)

[simple drift]

they discontinued the mac pro

[copper tendon]

Yea unfortunately

[simple drift]

mac studio exists so it doesnt matter

[copper tendon]

If it had any type of dgpu support it maybe could have made it

[simple drift]

have sd card prices come down at all yet

[copper tendon]

No

[simple drift]

guh

[copper tendon]

Prices of basically nothing have come down

[simple drift]

i need a 256gb microsd but i dont wanna pay crazy

[copper tendon]

Well I need an 8tb gen 5 nvme ssd and I’m not getting that so

[rotund glade]

for wat

[copper tendon]

Probably a camera

Or phone

[rotund glade]

or switch

[copper tendon]

True

[rotund glade]

i have a 128gb one for mine

[copper tendon]

If I had a switch I’d probably have a 128 or 256 one

[narrow crown]

i have 512 on my switch

[copper tendon]

Do you even have it half way full

[untold helm]

go 5 months in the past and buy a 256GB Amazon Basics A2 U3 card for $20

(like 50 now(

[narrow crown]

yea actually

more like 75%

[copper tendon]

Go 1 year in the past and buy an 8tb nvme SSD for $300

Now it’s $800

[copper tendon]

Holy game library

[narrow crown]

not like i paid for most of them LMAO

[copper tendon]

[narrow crown]

v1 switch my goat

[copper tendon]

Tbf if I owned a switch I probably wouldn’t pay for many games either

[narrow crown]

i paid for games until i hacked my switch

after i have not bought a single game

[simple drift]

i have a 128 but i need a bigger one for when i get it modchipped

[copper tendon]

I want a v1 switch or a modchipped oled

Lowkey I want the modchipped oled but

[simple drift]

i want a lite with video out capability

[narrow crown]

if ur one of the 2 people left who dont already hve a switch i think modchipped oled is prob the move

[simple drift]

or yk

a switch 2

[narrow crown]

yea for $450

and a $80 game

😭

[simple drift]

shrug

@low mortar moment

[exotic thistle]

meow

[real cobalt]

I didn't pay for games until I hacked my switch

I just wouldn't play on my switch

But I installed a mod chip in it a couple weeks ago so we good now

[simple drift]

guh

[arctic field]

Agreed

I paid for all my games

For some reason

Still didn’t go piracy

But that was long ago

[narrow crown]

its never too late to steal pikmin 4

🙏

[arctic field]

Well that is a lie

I lied

I did pirate shit nintendo removed

Like 3d allstars

And mario 35

[ruby copper]

the move is unpatched v1

[narrow crown]

y

[ruby copper]

cuz it's the one I have

[narrow crown]

oled has a better screen and better battery

[narrow crown]

yea me too im just saying. if i was buying a switch now id want the good one

[ruby copper]

true

[arctic field]

I have both oled and a v1 switch

[ruby copper]

modchips are scary tho

[arctic field]

I will modchip the second one eventually probs

[spring wren]

they're light

[arctic field]

Nah they are fine

[spring wren]

modchipping is easy if you can solder

[narrow crown]

well id get someone else to do it cuz im r

[arctic field]

Just grab a soldering iron and breathe in all them fumes

Lead poisoning never felt so good

[untold helm]

microsolder

[arctic field]

?

[spring wren]

tbf all i've really done is microsoldering

[arctic field]

Nah it is soldering

It’s not microsoldering, i think

[spring wren]

it is

[arctic field]

You just need to solder some pins

[spring wren]

the capacitors are smaller than a grain of rice

so they are

[arctic field]

Which modchip?

[spring wren]

any picofly

any modchip

[untold helm]

v1 switch

[spring wren]

or lite or oled

they all need the capacitors on the apu

[arctic field]

Bruh but i think you can still use a normal soldering iron

To install the chip

[spring wren]

yeah...?

you do use a normal iron

[arctic field]

So it doesn’t really matter

[untold helm]

It does because it’s much much easier to fuck up

[arctic field]

Oh right

Yeah it’s a bad idea then

[untold helm]

Nintendo homebrew server has a private channel of failed installs from people claiming they can do it

[arctic field]

That’s diabolical

[spring wren]

hall of shame

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle speaking of

[arctic field]

I feel like the homebrew server people are genuinely evil tho

[spring wren]

they're just brutally honest

[ruby copper]

fr

[untold helm]

???

[ruby copper]

this is why u need a unpatched v1 no risk of fucking it up

Unless ur stupid and use tinfoil

Just buy a jig and ur fine

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle how’s your switch modchip going

[fervent dove]

@muted shuttle's timezone is US/Central
It is currently 11:37 AM CDT

[arctic field]

I was there for so long the mods there are honestly brutal

[spring wren]

brutally honest

[radiant helm]

whats going on??

[arctic field]

Do you guys care to hear a story

About a mod there

[radiant helm]

sure

[exotic thistle]

sure

[arctic field]

Alright so

[split nimbus]

ik vind familievloggers eigenlijk echt gewoon niet kunnen je buit je kinderen uit voor geld, ze groeien compleet verkeerd op, hun emoties worden genegeerd door hun ouders voor geld, dat gaat later echt problem opleveren. Je hebt kinderen voor je werk niet voor jezelf.
Je ziet ook gewoon dat die kinderen compleet van de realiteit verwijdered zijn.
Ik vraag me ook af of het iq van die ouders wel op orde is lol
"Schuw" etc bro 😭
@split nimbus

ja klopt man

[ruby copper]

ts guy

[exotic thistle]

english

plzp

[split nimbus]

wij gaan over grenzen wij spreken geen andere taal.

[chilly bear]

yea same

[radiant helm]

holy shit i just looked at the homebrew discord server i'm in and all the channels are gone

[chilly bear]

@split nimbus

paper upgrades
scissor upgrades
micro transactions

final scissor upgrade is yuri.

[radiant helm]

yuri from??

[narrow crown]

yuri from kissing girls

[radiant helm]

oh

[radiant helm]

nice dog pfp by the way (i really like the bluey show)

[arctic field]

Like 3 months ago, i had started coming back to check on all of the changes since like 8 major switch updates. They had deprecated the site which would normally provide fs patches. They had the mod there which is named DefenderOfSwitchAssistance, or smth like that. He had made* a sigpatch tesla supported sysmodule which effectively replaced the need to use patches.ini. So i got curious and i checked out his github repository for it and i noticed it looked very familiar to something i have seen before. He had essentially copied syspatch and removed the credits of the previous owner of the repo and stripped it clean for the patches that would usually be used for piracy. So after noticing this i talked about this in general to which he was very mad of me doing it. I made several jokes about it, both regarding the repo it self and the fact that he just stole the other guys’ repo. Because of that he got really mad about it, he told me to stop and i replied to his comment jokingly saying something ironic and he unhelped me because of it.

Before he was helper we were best buddies honestly lol

I got similar behavior from the mods like this in the past but nothing i remember

[radiant helm]

whats the name of the server exactly?

[untold helm]

r/Jailbreak

[radiant helm]

i thought it was about a nintendo homebrew server?

i don't even know what this is supposed to mean

[untold helm]

Oh you meant the server @arctic field was talking about

[radiant helm]

yes

[untold helm]

Nintendo Homebrew

[simple drift]

poop server

no community

just

complaining

[sinful sinew]

I noticed I cant update my series 11 GPS apple watch to 26.4 with my 17 pro max running 26.1. I was able to update the watch all the way up to 26.3 without updating the iPhone past 26.1 but apple is forcing me to update the iPhone to 26.4 to update the watch to 26.4. Anyway around this?

[velvet zenith]

no

[sinful sinew]

sigh I figured, just thought it would be worth asking. tysm!

[exotic thistle]

wne eta iso 26 jailbrek untethered

[chilly bear]

NOW

just follow the vphone instructions on an actual phone

[exotic thistle]

okay

[echo solstice]

i can i jail break pc

[untold helm]

Can you clarify what you mean?

[exotic thistle]

yes its called linux

[simple drift]

i breathed in a bunch of dust now i’m lightheaded

this cannot be good

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[chilly bear]

drugs are bad.

[simple drift]

my room is really dusty i was sorting out my nas networking

still can’t connect to the internet

pmo

[velvet imp]

Inhaled a bunch of spores gg

[simple drift]

noooooooooo

i hope not

[low mortar]

https://youtu.be/gfF8jzBVWvM

[exotic thistle]

u inhaled yeast, u r now bread

[spring wren]

https://tenor.com/view/bully-kanye-ye-tounge-bully-tounge-gif-15456448588466753755

[exotic thistle]

@muted shuttle can i say a slurs

[simple drift]

i can’t wait for tim cook to resign

[main timber]

why tf do i randomly have hola vpn installed

[exotic thistle]

never

[simple drift]

this year

[exotic thistle]

hes making ipad 50 air plus

[exotic thistle]

necer

[peak gale]

(´・ω・)╭∩╮fuck u

[tepid ermine]

new last breath is ass highs n lows is ass

[low mortar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HDjfhVZXkAAXj2y.gif

[simple drift]

this looks like a bladee album cover

[low mortar]

i love it

its the best gif ever

[simple drift]

no the best gif is

that one

[desert cairn]

Never trust this @velvet zenith guy

[velvet zenith]

the first one i canceleld because i forgot to bump version

the second one idk i didnt even change anything bro

skip issue

Big swappa

[simple drift]

@low mortar i’ve changed my mind the best gif is

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-scooby-airplane-scooby-doo-airplane-scooby-fight-scooby-airplane-fight-gif-10736073484235655249

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/stereotype-cat-rev8207-better-get-your-act-together-gif-16070697822659949787

[rich dune]

Yellow miku https://x.com/mokyuren/status/2033468324126888027

もく かれん (@mokyuren)

#鏡音リン

X · Mar 16, 2026, 9:00 AM

[hallow void]

I’m getting an iPod touch 7th gen

[velvet imp]

Don’t worry I already associate you with a stereotype 🖤

[thorn plinth]

what are you running

[velvet zenith]

building an android app

ummm

building and running ios app

ummm

Cursor

[low mortar]

is it a good one?

[velvet imp]

depends

[gleaming ember]

anyone know if I can jail break a iphone 15 pro with iOS 26.1 ?

[simple drift]

nope

[thick tapir]

nooo my parents are going to the casino w/o me 🥀

actually idc im going next weekend and the week after

[tepid ermine]

Their lost

[thick tapir]

*my loss

[spring wren]

hatsune miku mikupia

[untold helm]

Gives off Rosalina with the face/hair

[copper pelican]

Should I like give my 2010 mac mini a 2tb hard drive and turn it into a home server

[untold helm]

Yes

[thick tapir]

fuck i need a buck 110 so bad

[simple drift]

kate@nas:/$ sudo tailscale down
kate@nas:/$ sudo ping 1.1.1.1
PING 1.1.1.1 (1.1.1.1) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=1 ttl=55 time=19.8 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=2 ttl=55 time=17.2 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=3 ttl=55 time=20.8 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=4 ttl=55 time=26.2 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=5 ttl=55 time=21.6 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=6 ttl=55 time=19.8 ms
^C
--- 1.1.1.1 ping statistics ---
6 packets transmitted, 6 received, 0% packet loss, time 5005ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 17.221/20.910/26.228/2.730 ms
kate@nas:/$

are we FUCKING deadass

im so mad

this whole time i havent been able to connect to the internet and its been tailscale's fault

kate@nas:/$ sudo tailscale set --exit-node=
kate@nas:/$ sudo tailscale down
kate@nas:/$ sudo tailscale up
kate@nas:/$ sudo ping 1.1.1.1
PING 1.1.1.1 (1.1.1.1) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=1 ttl=55 time=21.2 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=2 ttl=55 time=21.2 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=3 ttl=55 time=19.8 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=4 ttl=55 time=21.0 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=5 ttl=55 time=20.0 ms
64 bytes from 1.1.1.1: icmp_seq=6 ttl=55 time=29.9 ms
^C
--- 1.1.1.1 ping statistics ---
6 packets transmitted, 6 received, 0% packet loss, time 5006ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 19.777/22.175/29.897/3.496 ms
kate@nas:/$

im going to beat up a small child

[ruby copper]

@simple drift gm

[simple drift]

gm.

[terse dome]

@ruby copper gm

[ruby copper]

@terse dome

gm

[terse dome]

gm

[ruby copper]

@terse dome the clock is changing tonight

2 am -> 4 am i think

[simple drift]

wait

[terse dome]

oh god

im going to have to sleep an hour earlier

this sucks

fuck DST

[ruby copper]

fr

[simple drift]

NOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I NEED SLEEP

[ruby copper]

bro for got

[simple drift]

its fine its a sunday

[ruby copper]

bro unforgot

[terse dome]

welp time to see if my alarm clock wakes me up at the correct time

[simple drift]

currently debugging tailscale

and why it was blocking my internet

what

yay jellyfin.kateh.net works again

i hate tailscale now

im anti tailscale

[velvet zenith]

Yo bro this shit is old news

It happened like 3 weeks ago

[ruby copper]

nope

[velvet zenith]

March 8th Daylight Savings Time begins

[thick tapir]

fawkkk

[simple drift]

ts gotta be illegal

also what the fuck do you need a knife for

pointless waste of money

and lowk corny

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[hard comet]

mac NOTEBOOK???

[thick tapir]

how????

[hard comet]

wtf i thought that word was banned

[thick tapir]

cutting stuff ❓

tf else would i need one for?

[simple drift]

it would be in the uk

[simple drift]

cutting what

[thick tapir]

its a 3.75 inch blade bro

[simple drift]

yeah but it retracts

[thick tapir]

boxes, wire, plastic, just anything that needs cutting?

[gleaming ember]

I mean when you can enable SRD security research device via misaka, can't we just exploit ?

[thick tapir]

so if it was 3/4 inch shorter its fine

[simple drift]

ok it might barely be legal

[thick tapir]

it isnt

[simple drift]

oh

[thick tapir]

blade is 3/4 inch too long

[simple drift]

yea

[thick tapir]

oh and it locks

[simple drift]

yep

banned

[hard comet]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-T_eOhSDbI4

[simple drift]

im revoking your british citizenship

[thick tapir]

good

i dont need ts

[simple drift]

better to have it than not

no reason not to have it

[thick tapir]

why

i want to be stateless

[simple drift]

you should consider yourself lucky youre a dual citizen

[thick tapir]

im not

single citizen

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-scooby-airplane-scooby-doo-airplane-scooby-fight-scooby-airplane-fight-gif-10736073484235655249

please dont break please dont break please dont break please dont break please dont break

ok its fine

[velvet zenith]

no

i think whatever is in misaka only shows the text

i also think that a regular srd has hardware fuses in the cpu itself to allow it to do whatever

[ruby copper]

Let me think of something fun but not destructive...

How about: builds a diamond house around the player? Or summons a bunch of fireworks? Or creates a rainbow?

Let me do fireworks display — it's visual, fun, and harmless:

[hard comet]

what does it do if you tell it its a minecraft youtuber

[ruby copper]

its making me a one command block creation but its kinda struggling

[hard comet]

😭

[ruby copper]

oh it just gave up

[hard comet]

💀

[simple drift]

why is it so hard to get lastfm to scrobble on jellyfin

ts

pmo

[ruby copper]

oh now it isnt overthinking it

Have fun. Don't say I didn't warn you. 👀

Ok lets see if he will explode my world

[rich dune]

did he

[hard comet]

istg gdpr is so annoying if you want to ship shit

cockblocking at its finest

i love handeling data insecurely

[simple drift]

oh i have to get a new plugin

great

fantastic

[ruby copper]

this is so fun to mess with

[rich dune]

hello sir

[velvet zenith]

hello sir

[simple drift]

erm

[ruby copper]

wtf did he do

[simple drift]

im on jellyfin 10.10 but ts plugin needs 10.11

[ruby copper]

he is griefing my world

[rich dune]

based ai

[hard comet]

w

[ruby copper]

Go stand somewhere with open sky and hit that button. You'll want your render distance up.

[hard comet]

honestly surprised it even did anything tbh

[ruby copper]

YO WTF

this is cool

[hard comet]

show

[ruby copper]

it made like stars

with animation and all

[rich dune]

show

[ruby copper]

hold on

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle is your jellyfin on hardware or in a docker container

[ruby copper]

@simple drift @rich dune @hard comet

[hard comet]

poke just asked me if i have found a way back home from berlin

ive never been in berlin

[simple drift]

what

is this

[ruby copper]

this is what claude opus generated

[simple drift]

wtf is going on

[rich dune]

wow, slop stars

[ruby copper]

idk

[hard comet]

pretty impressive tbh

looks cool

[half compass]

no

voidai fakes its models

it’s actually gpt 2.0

all the models are

[ruby copper]

uh oh

I got it to generate another one

and it said headphone warning

[half compass]

sorry i made that all up

[muted shuttle]

LXC container in proxmox

[simple drift]

what is lxc

[rich dune]

better slop stars 😁

[hard comet]

appropriate reaction to whitenames

[half compass]

mullvad is so much nicer than windscribe

[ruby copper]

we got ai slop generated one command block creations before gta 6

[untold helm]

How is your switch modchip installation

[muted shuttle]

I broke a flex cable that connects to the modchip

Haven’t you already asked this

[untold helm]

Yes, I would assume you would’ve got a new one by now

[muted shuttle]

If I get one it would come from china

Taking forever

I haven’t ordered one yet because I can’t find another one for cheap

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle mineekmc

[muted shuttle]

Where

[half compass]

Just move to china bru

Long live chairman mao

[hard comet]

can this dude please ship my homepod connector istg i ordered in february

[rich dune]

@ruby copper can i join mineekmc

[ruby copper]

yeah hold on ill make a server rq

@rich dune @half compass @muted shuttle mineektest.exaroton.me 1.12.2 im just playing around with vibe coded command block stuff tho

[half compass]

exaroton 😭

[ruby copper]

better than aternos

[half compass]

buy aws

or something

what it works

[muted shuttle]

Ok i'll join when i get home

[ashen basin]

Gm

[simple drift]

default jellyfin port is 8096 right

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

[hushed jasper]

helo peopl

[rich dune]

nebula

[half compass]

no his fursona is a seal

[simple drift]

@teal bramble since when can voidchat remember things about me

am i tweaking

[rich dune]

*her

[desert cairn]

?

[ripe anchor]

@desert cairn hello sir what is wrong with bot

[hard comet]

how does one gain access to the poke developer discord server

[simple drift]

keto is slop

[desert cairn]

poke.com/discord i think

[desert cairn]

nothing

[hard comet]

based ty

[ripe anchor]

idk why but i call bullshit

xd

[dense valve]

is that normal

[velvet zenith]

yea

[dense valve]

ok

[ruby copper]

too slow im going to bed

[desert cairn]

keto is working

[velvet zenith]

Stupid idiot moron dominique fryed hasnt updated his isntances

[desert cairn]

im just too lazy to fix my subnet router

no i did

[dense valve]

ok

[desert cairn]

tailscale broke

[velvet zenith]

i dotn care

Of course youre using tailscale

Furry

[desert cairn]

ok

[ripe anchor]

tailscale makes u a furry??

hell naw

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn wtm

[half compass]

yea it has tail in it

[dense valve]

btw @desert cairn i found your ip. 192.168.1.1. get doxxed buddy

[desert cairn]

its not

[desert cairn]

nothing

[ripe anchor]

hell naw

[velvet zenith]

I have his ip

[stray ermine]

you cant do shit with an ip you dork

[velvet zenith]

you cant do shit with an ip you dork

[half compass]

yea you can

[ripe anchor]

you cant do shit with an ip you dork

[half compass]

i just called the police on him

[dense valve]

i have your ip from this message now . 192.168.1.232

[half compass]

they said they will dispatch the cybercriminal police

[dense valve]

get docked

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Why does my weather widget say toronto

Why does all my traffic still get routed to quebec

@desert cairn Answer

[stray ermine]

ngl not even close

[teal bramble]

like a momth or two ago

[simple drift]

ok

[desert cairn]

Yup

[velvet zenith]

When will you get better avg api latency

[desert cairn]

dont u live in toronto

[half compass]

To heal congenital insensitivity to pain caused by gnomes repeat these numbers

[velvet zenith]

26s is too long

[velvet zenith]

Moron

[desert cairn]

idfk where u live bro

[velvet zenith]

Its astonishing that you have my location on my find

Fidn my .

[desert cairn]

dude thinks im actually ever looking at it

i havent looked at it in like 2 months

[velvet zenith]

You stopped sending me welcome home and where arte you ghoing

[desert cairn]

yeah cuz i rarely get them

[velvet zenith]

Both of you did actually

[desert cairn]

like once every other day

[teal bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/just-shut-up-gif-13730390057829237584

[velvet zenith]

But when i change my apple id name both of you respond

??

[desert cairn]

yeah

[half compass]

Cap the api latency to always be 67 seconds

[ripe anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/2slimey-shrimp-shimpsensation-shrimpking-gif-3438035582544217708

[teal bramble]

yep

[velvet zenith]

All u got are gooners bro

[teal bramble]

no i dont

maybe the majority

[dense valve]

proof?

[teal bramble]

if i make a political party gooners would rule

[half compass]

The gooners don’t know what api latency is

[teal bramble]

ill make a statistic

[dense valve]

ill wait

[teal bramble]

im not home

so

L

[ripe anchor]

damn which one of yall did it

[versed sun]

Made this image just to ping staff about the scam thing that was sent with 4 images

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn

[ripe anchor]

damn

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1487088212165001386/agartha.gif

[simple drift]

services:
jellyfin:
image: jellyfin/jellyfin
container_name: jellyfin
user: 1001:10
group_add:
- "44"
- "105"
ports:
- 8096:8096/tcp
- 7359:7359/udp
volumes:
- /volume1/docker/jellyfin/config:/config
- /volume1/docker/jellyfin/cache:/cache
- type: bind
source: /volume1/Media
target: /media
read_only: true
restart: unless-stopped
devices:
- /dev/dri:/dev/dri

ok

[teal bramble]

ok

[half compass]

If i turn my urethra into a hdd will it increase or decrease in size

[teal bramble]

decrease

[velvet zenith]

your mother

[half compass]

she’s dead

how dare you

[velvet zenith]

K

[muted shuttle]

:(

[simple drift]

hurry up

[hard comet]

there is no way that a single person at apple actually uses apple music

wtf is this

[simple drift]

downgrade to sequoia if you use apple music

[teal bramble]

67.8s

[simple drift]

or pirate cider

[hard comet]

i cba

[hard comet]

isnt that electron...

[simple drift]

idk

[teal bramble]

whats wrong with tahoe apple music

[velvet zenith]

Maybe if you werent using such a small window it would look much better

[simple drift]

its fucked

[thick tapir]

what does that even mean

[teal bramble]

wat hapen

[simple drift]

bro hurry UP

[thick tapir]

like just your urethra?

[simple drift]

look at it

[hard comet]

idk dude its not that small tbh

[velvet zenith]

Looks fine

[hard comet]

ok now search for something

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle https://x.com/elliot_coll/status/2037898495789531341

Elliot Coll (@Elliot_Coll)

I have so many questions…

X · Mar 28, 2026, 2:23 PM

[velvet zenith]

i closed it already

[split nimbus]

U SEEN THIS MAXINE

WOAW

[muted shuttle]

What the guacamole

Howd they do that ?

[muted shuttle]

I have now ...

[thick tapir]

HE GOONED TODAY

[hard comet]

honestly the odds are higher that someone has gained access

also who signs up on porn sites 😭

[muted shuttle]

extreme gooners

[simple drift]

im using the official image instead of the ugreen one now

are you proud maxine

[spring wren]

1 subscriber

[muted shuttle]

Yea

[simple drift]

now i have

to

set

EVERYTHING

up again

and fix all my metadata

[thick tapir]

why? how many times a week do you think he's gooning?

its not not likely he was on xvideos today

[hard comet]

does the screenshot not imply that

[thick tapir]

i thought you just said someone had accessed his account

like it was him jerking it today

[hard comet]

im slow i think

disregard

[radiant trout]

Anyone know if TrollStore would support the dark sword exploit? Don’t want to use TrollStore lite scared of it stop working after the certificate ends

So far dopamine works on 16.7.2

Had TrollHelper on a unsupported version before and it was working now it crashes when I try to open it

[desert cairn]

theres like a 50/50 chance this is real or someone made an account with his email

i would not be surprised if it were real

[radiant trout]

Look at the join date

It’s him 100%

[desert cairn]

ok yeah its not even email its a username

[untold helm]

son I’m crine

[hard comet]

spiderkash kinda tuff icl

[outer adder]

yo

[outer adder]

you have a ugreen nas?

[simple drift]

yes

damn they added a lot in 10.11

[exotic thistle]

FORTNITE BATTLEEE PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FORTNITE BATTLE PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[alpine chasm]

No you don’t

[simple drift]

hurry up

[simple drift]

i need keybags

[ruby copper]

Who is Kash Patel

No name ahhh

[compact cobalt]

Just saw the new Apple store

[simple drift]

director of the fbi

[ruby copper]

Ohhh

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[simple drift]

@half compass's favourite person

[compact cobalt]

In Montréal

[muted shuttle]

?

[ruby copper]

Kash Patel (born February 25, 1980) is an American lawyer currently serving as the director of the FBI since 2025. He studied criminal justice and history at the University of Richmond, graduated from Pace University School of Law, and worked as a public defender in Florida before joining the DOJ in 2012. He's notably the primary author of the Nunes memo, which alleged FBI officials abused their authority in the Russia investigation. He's widely described as a Trump loyalist who shares Trump's view that the FBI has been weaponized against conservatives. He's also the first person of South Asian descent to serve as FBI director.

and as of literally yesterday, Iran-linked hackers from the Handala Hack Team breached his personal email and posted photographs and documents online. wild times lol
-# :claude: 🌐 • 9.3s • Claude Opus 4.6

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-scooby-airplane-scooby-doo-airplane-scooby-fight-scooby-airplane-fight-gif-10736073484235655249

[hard comet]

god gemini acts like a hyperactive kid with adhd

LMAO ITS LOOPING WTF

[jaunty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[ruby copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1421428449612140654/1431281025715011685/output_supercompressed.gif

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1421428449612140654/1431281025715011685/output_supercompressed.gif?ex=69c93054&is=69c7ded4&hm=3c4d98cd70c505177a11433af4887c7826cdd8524c621e34c49b5f57a558586b&

muffin

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle whois muffin

[muted shuttle]

Muffin is your cat

Very cute cat

I cannot reveal something rather unfortunate that he has done before though.

[hard comet]

tax evasion

[outer adder]

oh nice

[simple drift]

ai slop

[slim loom]

thats why the ram prices are high

🥀

[outer adder]

how much storage you got?

[slim loom]

me?

[chilly bear]

oh yea true

[outer adder]

@simple drift

[outer adder]

you can tell 2 lol

[simple drift]

2tb

raid1

[slim loom]

i got 2tb too

[simple drift]

2x 2tb drives

[slim loom]

and 32gb ram but ddr4

[outer adder]

oh nice

[slim loom]

i want ddr5

[outer adder]

i kinda have 1tb but i didnt install all the drives yet

[grizzled salmon]

Legend says one day computing won’t be a down payment on a car

I want to try m5 but apple, hence I want to try strix halo but custom bus

Not upgradable ram

[robust lotus]

just kinda

[thick tapir]

holy shit they began installing the fiber optic mainline here 🙏

[spring wren]

lucky ass

everywhere around my town is getting fiber

but my town has a contract with spectrum for shitty cable

[thick tapir]

my town has not even 1000 people 😭

and the amount of people that actually live in town is probably like 200 😭

gonna be out of the 40mbps trenches soon

[simple drift]

fixing music metadata the proper way instead of doing it through jellyfin

[spring wren]

kanye bad but also college dropout

[thick tapir]

bully 🙏

[spring wren]

released before the rest but still

good album

[gusty hedge]

YEAAA

[muted shuttle]

Wheres gir 6-7

[gusty hedge]

i have 10 days off

gonna work on it 🔥

[muted shuttle]

Finally.

[gusty hedge]

JRJRJR

[wicked surge]

hello slim how you been

[gusty hedge]

Helllo there,

[hard comet]

how does one stop procrastinating getting adhd medication

[gusty hedge]

gir.net incoming

[untold helm]

Take ADHD medicine to help your procrastination

[hard comet]

i cba calling around just to get an appointment in four months istg

[hard comet]

first time

[untold helm]

Exactly

[hard comet]

istg why cant i just get an appointment on the website calling around is so fucking annoying

also i think theyll have me do multiple appointments to diagnose me a second time istg this has to be a money cheat code

[true plover]

My

Fyp has been

Blessed once more

[velvet zenith]

Jane

[turbid dust]

does [redacted] still work 👀 👀

[torpid lake]

everyone should i leak a dead rails code

[torpid lake]

bylfd is the code

[thick tapir]

crash in my area from facebook 😭 how the fuck were there 0 fatalities

[lyric sandal]

how many injuries

[tame shuttle]

That shit got MAULED

[half compass]

I would live

[tame shuttle]

I lived I’m in the engine

[untold helm]

mf driving that shit out of a car compactor

[true plover]

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-dancing-shower-gif-10258323567851770606

[true plover]

The fuck happened

[half compass]

It’s just a small fender bender

What’s wrong

[muted shuttle]

car crash

[thick tapir]

he hit a bigger truck

[wicked surge]

oh shit

[untold helm]

Truck got fuck

[true plover]

Maxine.

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[true plover]

12/06/2036

[muted shuttle]

WQhat ?

[true plover]

:)

[half compass]

@chilly bear