general

[teal bramble]

hi stib

[split nimbus]

WAOW ACATTO FREEN

[coarse shard]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-drooling-patrick-star-spongebob-movie-drooling-slime-gif-525340425450564005

[teal bramble]

hoi

[split nimbus]

hoe gaat het

[ruby copper]

@split nimbus Hiii

[teal bramble]

Ummm

Good

[split nimbus]

goedemorgen vriend

[ruby copper]

goedemorgen

[split nimbus]

en hoe gaat het met de liefde

[teal bramble]

Awesome

[half compass]

@ruby copper is secret.txt just this but with some backup logic bug that lets you add chflags

[split nimbus]

WOW REALLY

[teal bramble]

Ja vriend

[split nimbus]

great to hear this freen

[teal bramble]

Ikr!!

[vagrant pagoda]

im glad waiting jailbreak for ios 26 beta 1

[simple drift]

who ping

[teal bramble]

me

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1307018310193385596/1483479923954946330/IMG_7300.gif

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1444458215323734079/1486191025029517505/Video.gif

[teal bramble]

why are WE angry

[split nimbus]

https://ezgif.com/save/ezgif-691bdfdbf6ceda21.gif

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumpscare-cat-meme-kitty-cat-kitty-gif-7611828839152255495

[teal bramble]

NO

[split nimbus]

https://x.com/rightwingcope/status/2037674217752134056

Right Wing Cope (@RightWingCope)

BREAKING: Kash Patel’s GOONER account has been discovered from a username leak 💀

X · Mar 27, 2026, 11:32 PM

[ashen basin]

Why does he have an account

[carmine elk]

gmineek

[rich dune]

waow no way :D
gmhiii

[simple drift]

of course it was kash

[simple drift]

@half compass

[chrome peak]

bro who cares if someone has a porn account

[craggy whale]

chat

is a macbook air m2 8/256 worth it?

[hazy lagoon]

tf

[simple drift]

no get 16gb of ram

[craggy whale]

its a used device.

[simple drift]

get a used device

with

16gb

of ram

then

[craggy whale]

couldnt

find

any

yet

it seems pretty reasonable, m2 air 8/256 for $350

[radiant hollow]

$350 isnt bad

better than neo

[half compass]

omg

[split nimbus]

me..

[split nimbus]

https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/2037835787862220997

The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex)

EUROPE: 12 tonnes of KitKat and the truck transporting them were stolen while in transit from central Italy on the way to Poland.

X · Mar 28, 2026, 10:14 AM

NOOOO

[deft vale]

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░░░█▀▄▄▄█░▀▀░░
░░░▌░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀░░ This is Bob
▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ ░░ Copy And Paste Him In
▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀ ░░ Every Discord Server,
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░░░░░░░▀███▀█░▄░░ Over Discord
░░░░░░▐▌▀▄▀▄▀▐▄░░ (dont spam him tho)
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[gaunt glen]

bully dropped

[hazy lagoon]

i broke my iphone with nugget it’s now ipados ui on the iphone

[slim nova]

16

6

67

https://tenor.com/view/orphie-67-67-meme-six-seven-zzz-gif-7913758473092224688

[gaunt glen]

just an idea

[gaunt glen]

if you could use sparsebox to switch between ipadOS and ios

wouldn’t that make it like a mac mini

or idk like a windows phone actually

[hazy lagoon]

dk i have a lightning iphone so not even gonna try

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[radiant hollow]

if u have hv iPad on compatible ios u can run windows

[hazy lagoon]

wdym?

[radiant hollow]

exactly what I said

[hazy lagoon]

what ipados?

[radiant hollow]

16.3.1 or less

[hazy lagoon]

what windows?

[radiant hollow]

11 arm

[hazy lagoon]

weird never heard of it

[radiant hollow]

its windows 11

[hazy lagoon]

i mean never heard of windows running on ipad

[radiant hollow]

because its rare, need m1/m2

or iPhone 14 pro

[hazy lagoon]

i have m2 but its 26.4 lol

[radiant hollow]

apple removed hv from kernal, so even if u get jb no hv for windows

[hazy lagoon]

i mean idc would be fun to try but i have a mac so i can technically make my ipad run windows using my mac

[split nimbus]

@ruby copper https://x.com/nunl/status/2037544332442443899

NU.nl (@NUnl)

Sony maakt PlayStation 5 honderd euro duurder https://t.co/6Mg0qssji1

X · Mar 27, 2026, 2:56 PM

500 euro duurder!!!

[simple drift]

duurder

[lyric sandal]

whoa

[true plover]

Wharm

[obtuse ruin]

my bad

[true plover]

:/

[obtuse ruin]

i meant to get rootfs

[lyric sandal]

man

i miss those days

[terse dome]

why do they say 5 honderd and not vijfhonderd or 500

[ruby copper]

Wacht ff

Is ie dan 1000??

Was hij niet al 500 euro

[wild pelican]

how on earth i ended up gay rping with my classmate 😭

[split nimbus]

they meant 100 euro duurder but with the 5 it makes it seem like 500

[green mauve]

anyone play gta on new gen xbox?

[simple drift]

yes why

[green mauve]

i need help w a glitch

[simple drift]

oh idk

[green mauve]

i js need someone in my game so i can merge cars

[terse dome]

oh

wtf

i genuinely thought it was 500 .

[green mauve]

can u help or?

[simple drift]

no

[half compass]

im crine

[carmine elk]

why tf would my fucking grandpa need fucking discord

Frr

[half compass]

holy shit

this is actually real

LOL

[simple drift]

yea

[half compass]

bro has a porn subscription too

he made his account on january 6th too

holy fuck

insane timing

[simple drift]

bro paid for porn

[half compass]

why pay for porn when you can pay a male hooker instead

waste of money

[simple drift]

[teal bramble]

spider kash

how r we sure its him

[simple drift]

it’s him

[teal bramble]

it’s me

[half compass]

he got his passwords leaked or something

[simple drift]

he got his porn addiction leaked

[low mortar]

The director of the FBI being hacked is possibly the funniest event of the year

[ruby copper]

@split nimbus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e2UevDGnco dit is allemaal zo kkr raar bro wat die bellingas doen wat de fuck zie ik allemaal

[simple drift]

@ruby copper please send this emoji i need to steal it

[ruby copper]

Hello

arent u in the waow server

u literally have it

bro left

nvm u didnt

[simple drift]

1465805665258967050

[simple drift]

oh

well

i want it in one of my servers anyway

[ruby copper]

fr

out of context

[simple drift]

rofl

[rich dune]

what server?)

[ornate latch]

balls

[rich dune]

@ruby copper hii thanks for partial secret.txt

[simple drift]

i need haxx.mobileconfig

mineek have you added anything else to matrix.sep.lol

[ruby copper]

ik vind familievloggers eigenlijk echt gewoon niet kunnen je buit je kinderen uit voor geld, ze groeien compleet verkeerd op, hun emoties worden genegeerd door hun ouders voor geld, dat gaat later echt problem opleveren. Je hebt kinderen voor je werk niet voor jezelf.
Je ziet ook gewoon dat die kinderen compleet van de realiteit verwijdered zijn.
Ik vraag me ook af of het iq van die ouders wel op orde is lol
"Schuw" etc bro 😭
@split nimbus

Ok yapping done

[ornate latch]

ik vind familievloggers eigenlijk echt gewoon niet kunnen je buit je kinderen uit voor geld, ze groeien compleet verkeerd op, hun emoties worden genegeerd door hun ouders voor geld, dat gaat later echt problem opleveren. Je hebt kinderen voor je werk niet voor jezelf.
Je ziet ook gewoon dat die kinderen compleet van de realiteit verwijdered zijn.
Ik vraag me ook af of het iq van die ouders wel op orde is lol
"Schuw" etc bro 😭
@split nimbus

[ruby copper]

Oh right I was going to

[simple drift]

ik vind familievloggers eigenlijk echt gewoon niet kunnen je buit je kinderen uit voor geld, ze groeien compleet verkeerd op, hun emoties worden genegeerd door hun ouders voor geld, dat gaat later echt problem opleveren. Je hebt kinderen voor je werk niet voor jezelf.
Je ziet ook gewoon dat die kinderen compleet van de realiteit verwijdered zijn.
Ik vraag me ook af of het iq van die ouders wel op orde is lol
"Schuw" etc bro 😭
@split nimbus

dutch is a fake language

[ornate latch]

fuckass language

[ruby copper]

Idk why you all copy paste my message, you all are so brainrotted that any message longer than 7 words is a copypasta now

[simple drift]

yes

[ornate latch]

exactly

[simple drift]

exactly

[ruby copper]

Shameful

[simple drift]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ornate latch]

Thank you for your opinion mineek

[ruby copper]

No problem

[main timber]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[half compass]

no the us economy is

[low mortar]

thats not an event of the year though

thats been happening for a long time

[half compass]

yea since January 20, 2025

[simple drift]

https://x.com/ileeeeb/status/2037309215342051385?s=46

David Noé (@ileeeeb)

TIL you can create multiple custom control centers in the menu bar??

▶ Play video

X · Mar 26, 2026, 11:22 PM

what

[main timber]

mr robot in real life?

like the tv show

mr robot

[blazing mango]

damn bro its not that deep

[main timber]

huh

[ornate latch]

what

[main timber]

no its like a reference

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1487088212165001386/agartha.gif

[simple drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1202062475324043324/1265003967809589362/718B5A62-A313-43E5-A243-AAE80D6A5D8D.gif

[low mortar]

HOLY SHIT

[simple drift]

what

[low mortar]

when did this get added to macos

is this a 26.4 thing????

[simple drift]

why could you POSSIBLY need vehicle motion cues on a mac

[low mortar]

I get motion sick in trains so bad

[main timber]

how would that even work unless macbooks have gyroscopes for some reason

[low mortar]

and in cars

[low mortar]

they do!

[simple drift]

trains go forwards not sharp turns

[low mortar]

macs have all the same same sensors as an iphone these days

macs even have nfc

[simple drift]

this is what i’m surprised about

[simple drift]

where

how

[main timber]

why would they even need that 😭 😭 im crine 😭 who playin with their macbook shaking it around and shi

[low mortar]

its not really usable

you can talk to it but thats about it

[simple drift]

g

[low mortar]

its because the sep and nfc are on the same soc

so they just bundle it in

[simple drift]

i want one with a built in smartcard reader

[low mortar]

they dont wire up antennas though

[simple drift]

xrt explain yourself

[low mortar]

I mean, I last tested it on my m2 air and 2015 air

I ran aemulo on my mac

[simple drift]

don’t you have a m4 pro mbp

[low mortar]

I could start a reading session or emulate session but it would then error with no antenna

[low mortar]

I do now yes

[simple drift]

son

[low mortar]

I got an m2 air originally when I was still not the most employed person

but it struggled with the kind of projects I was working on

[simple drift]

hey that’s me

i need a new job

[ornate latch]

@half compass Your order of 3 muscular men has arrived!

[low mortar]

and when I became employed I treated myself to an m4 pro

[simple drift]

@half compass Your order of 3 muscular men has arrived!

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble Your order of 3 muscular men has arrived!

[low mortar]

but between all the trade ins, discounts and cc points it was like £700

[simple drift]

found out i have more ram than my dad

[simple drift]

that’s so mlg

[ornate latch]

xrt could never say this sentence

[simple drift]

could he not

[ornate latch]

he knows why

[simple drift]

i see

[ruby copper]

@simple drift gm

[simple drift]

guten morgen

[half compass]

he died 2 months ago

sorry i lied

[simple drift]

he made it all up

[ornate latch]

hey, you never know

[half compass]

@ornate latch ALGUÉM DO NORTE DO BRASIL????? 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

[simple drift]

what is this implying

@ornate latch ALGUÉM DO NORTE DO BRASIL????? 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

[ruby copper]

iPhone 7

[ornate latch]

Idk

[half compass]

EU SOU DO PECÉM 🇧🇷

[simple drift]

brazil mention

[ornate latch]

the north is not real

it's a lie

the amazon rainforest is fake

[half compass]

is that what it says

im crine

do people actually live there

[simple drift]

tribes

in the rainforest

[ornate latch]

no

[muted shuttle]

wow…

I see how it is

[ornate latch]

yeah

[simple drift]

sorry im just cooler

[half compass]

How do i move in with the amazon forest tribes

[ornate latch]

Put 100 ants inside your urethra

Endurance test

[half compass]

That aint no challenge

i have been sounding since i was born

[simple drift]

join apib

[median flume]

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-erobb-stubbies-try-not-to-laugh-gif-16095012407725024477

[ornate latch]

no

that's just a group advocating for indigenous people's rights

and shit

[simple drift]

whats the organisation that actually works with indigenous people

im mixing it up with that

[half compass]

The portuguese didnt kill them all like the british ?

[ornate latch]

most of them

[simple drift]

virus

[ornate latch]

i think you meant funai

[warped turtle]

Does futurerestore

Support A13?

[half compass]

no

you cant downgrade

the answer isnt changing

if you ask in another channel

[simple drift]

i think so

[main timber]

you can tho

you need to login into my icloud first tho

[half compass]

Ok

do you need my credit card number too

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle gm

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

Gm

[chilly bear]

@simple drift banned.

[simple drift]

hi null

[ruby copper]

muffindupe

[simple drift]

can you send me haxx.mobileconfig

[formal crescent]

I'm going crazy I'm trying to learn how to make gadgets works on ios jailed but the documentation is kind of shit the .js file I have to put in path that I use the config with script where the fuck do I have to put that file inside the ipa?
Because I tried with listen and everything works if I manually inject the .js file via frida with pc to it, but with script without pc it doesn't work...

{
"interaction": {
"type": "script",
"path": "agent.js",
"on_change": "ignore"
},
"runtime": "qjs",
"teardown": "minimal",
"code_signing": "required"
}
I have the .config inside the ipa so inside the framework I have all 3 file agent.js MgRt.dylib MgRt.config
But when i start the app it open fine but my agent.js doesn't automatically load...
On jailed device.

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[vocal mantle]

minecraft 26.1 is out

[simple drift]

its been out

deslopping

[vocal mantle]

tf

27.4

[simple drift]

no idea

[vocal mantle]

the last one i remember is cc 2017

[half compass]

wait it is

oh ok

[simple drift]

ik its photoshop 2026

[half compass]

@spark gale can we have minecraft 26.1

[simple drift]

but i dont use it and i pirated it so i deleted it

[vocal mantle]

mc 26.1 ass

[vocal mantle]

goat

only pirate adobe

[simple drift]

no

[vocal mantle]

well

[simple drift]

pirate everything

[vocal mantle]

the most you can do

is atleast pirate adobe

[warped turtle]

Why is minecraft skipped to 26.1

[vocal mantle]

i pirate everything personally, the only stuff i bough was undertale and my summer car/ my winter car

[simple drift]

except serum 2 cuz its so goated xfer deserve my money

[chilly bear]

cuz of ios 26

[formal crescent]

any help?

[vocal mantle]

oh and i guess minecraft

[simple drift]

90% of the software i use i pirate

[warped turtle]

Coincidence ahh

[vocal mantle]

though when i was younger i pirated it obv

[simple drift]

these are all pirated

[half compass]

what

what the fuck is a summer/winter car

[smoky torrent]

game

[chilly bear]

game

[half compass]

what

[simple drift]

most of my audio plugins i cracked

[warped turtle]

Baby chicks

[rich dune]

indieslop https://store.steampowered.com/app/516750/My_Summer_Car/

Steam

My Summer Car

MY SUMMER CAR is the ultimate car owning, building, fixing, tuning, maintenance AND permadeath life survival simulator. You start the game with hundreds of loose parts and assemble both car and engine. Not only you need to maintain your car, but yourself as well. Sausages, beer and sleeping will do just fine.

If everything goes well, you have…

Price

$14.99

Recommendations

103252

[half compass]

wait

ok i see

[chilly bear]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/516750/My_Summer_Car/

[chilly bear]

aw

[half compass]

but thats the summer car

wheres the winter car

and the spring car

and the autumn car

[low mortar]

its a good game!

[rich dune]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4164420/My_Winter_Car/

Steam

My Winter Car

This is the ultimate sequel to the acclaimed My Summer Car.

My Winter Car is a first person survival game about owning, assembling and maintaining an old project car. You buy and sell all sorts of random parts for to build the car while trying to maintain your money situation. In the long run you might want to build it a regular every day ca…

Price

$14.99

Recommendations

16754

[simple drift]

so much bullshit on here bruh

[rich dune]

?

[vocal mantle]

i recommend

both msc and mwc

[rich dune]

mwc looks like it should’ve been a dlc for msc

[half compass]

delete /var/Caches/discord/Cache

[simple drift]

gl

[half compass]

sorry that doesn't exist

[simple drift]

lemme look at my caches actually

hang on

[half compass]

i made that all up

[rich dune]

@chilly bear i blame you

[simple drift]

bru

[half compass]

he was the one that copied me

sorry i lied

i made that all up

[velvet zenith]

Why make dlc for 1 game when u can make 2 games

Double the money

[simple drift]

cache is /Library/Caches right

[velvet zenith]

Cause if u made it a dlc then it would have to be cheaper than the main game

And not the same price

[vocal mantle]

anyone tryna run hypixel duo bw

[rich dune]

mrcrabsilovemoney.gif

[simple drift]

bro i hate spotify's desktop app

biggest cache hoarder of all time

[velvet zenith]

Who doesnt like money

[vocal mantle]

idk i use winamp lmao

[simple drift]

ok good enough

i need to go through my downloads and delete stuff

[vocal mantle]

hypixel

[simple drift]

no i suck at pvp

[chilly bear]

wouldn't it be easier to delete messagelogger cache?

[vocal mantle]

hop on anyway

im only 15 stars

[simple drift]

i cba

ima watch severance s2e2

hurry the FUCK up

@muted shuttle do i still have an account on your jellyfin

[vocal mantle]

i need to categorize

my homelab

[simple drift]

peak

[vocal mantle]

hop on hypixel bro

holy shit

[simple drift]

no

i dont wanna play minecraft

[vocal mantle]

you do want to play

ill carry you

[simple drift]

vro

[vocal mantle]

you want to play trust me

[simple drift]

no

[muted shuttle]

Yea

[half compass]

no

it auto clears

i always use it here

[low mortar]

this is where im at rn

[half compass]

thats how i know

[simple drift]

you just reset yours recently tho

[low mortar]

yeah

[simple drift]

im just good at keeping my storage at a reasonable level

[low mortar]

but i have all of the same stuff i need

0_0

[vocal mantle]

bwa

[simple drift]

trust yours will be full in a month

[vocal mantle]

you want to play hypixel right now

[simple drift]

noooooooo i dont

[low mortar]

nah

[vocal mantle]

ok then

[low mortar]

well

maybe

its mostly caches

[simple drift]

tbh i might make an asahi partition

cuz

[vocal mantle]

who the woman in your profile picture mane

[simple drift]

games

who

[vocal mantle]

yuo

[simple drift]

idk i just scroll pinterest for pfps

[chilly bear]

yea but it only saves like 10000 messages by default, you increased it right ?

[low mortar]

@simple drift I had a monster at 11 and i'm already crashing

I feel tired again

0_0

[simple drift]

bru

[muted shuttle]

i need my morning monster

[half compass]

yea i have an 8tb hdd dedicated to rjb message logging

[vocal mantle]

tbh

[simple drift]

ur more of a caffiene addict than me

[half compass]

it logs all deleted messages

[vocal mantle]

dont even feel the caffeine in monster atp

[half compass]

every sent

[chilly bear]

ohh ok

[vocal mantle]

i just like the taste

[muted shuttle]

?

[low mortar]

i need my high again

[simple drift]

i wish you could put 3rd party menu bar items in the control centre

cuz

[half compass]

sorry

[simple drift]

notch

in way

of

menu bar

i cant see all the items

dumb

[chilly bear]

wrong ❌

[low mortar]

I wish they extended to the left of the notch

if space existed

[inland lichen]

Anyone here able to help me Jailbreak my 12?

[simple drift]

like genuinely what am i meant to do

i cannot see my icons without an extended monitor

this is all i can see

[vocal mantle]

i think i found your profile picture but i cant even tell

[low mortar]

I got these on my desktop too now

0_0

[chilly bear]

half of those look useless

[simple drift]

this is on my monitor

vs laptop screen

stupid

[vocal mantle]

thats a lot of useless

[simple drift]

do you even use jetbrains stuff

[low mortar]

yeah

[vocal mantle]

idk i dont own any macs that are arm

lmao

[low mortar]

and toolbox only exists as a menu bar app

[vocal mantle]

i love jetbrains

[simple drift]

i just thought you did everything in xcode

[vocal mantle]

gotta have my intellij and webstorm

[low mortar]

android studio

[formal crescent]

anyone can help with frida gadget?

[simple drift]

only jetbrains ide ive used is pycharm

[low mortar]

datagrip is also blessed

[simple drift]

which is awesome ill give them that

pycharm is peak

[low mortar]

all their ides are secretly the same

they're all the same core with a python plugin or a c++ plugin

[vocal mantle]

they all use the same engine

[low mortar]

and the best part is you can install these plugins on other ides

so I could install the pycharm plugin into CLion

[vocal mantle]

though jetbrains kinda sucks cuz

its a lot of java based

[simple drift]

why tf cant i trash stuff

wtf did daisydisk do

im restarting hang on

[half compass]

Lol

[low mortar]

did you delete ur ~/.Trash folder

[half compass]

LOl

[low mortar]

💀

[half compass]

bro deleted .trash

[simple drift]

i might have

[low mortar]

lmao

[simple drift]

i’ll make a new one…

[low mortar]

I wouldn't

[simple drift]

why

[low mortar]

i'd sudo killall launchd

it needs special permissions

that I can't remember

[simple drift]

i just rebooted so i’ll see if that fixed it

hang on

it did

i’m fine

[low mortar]

they killed my child

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle What was that disk cleaner thing u said

Last night

[simple drift]

we back

[muted shuttle]

omnidisksweeper

[velvet zenith]

Omni

[simple drift]

daisydisk best

[muted shuttle]

disksweeper

[half compass]

dicksweeper

it sweeps your dick

[muted shuttle]

?

[velvet zenith]

Its this one right

[simple drift]

best music player

[vocal mantle]

tbh

i kinda hate java

[half compass]

no shit

[low mortar]

Good to know that user space reboots are broken in macOS

[vocal mantle]

almost all java developers either are minecraft modders, or pedophiles, or even worse, both

[half compass]

nobody likes java

[simple drift]

i forgot i installed this

[half compass]

????

[vocal mantle]

openxr

[half compass]

why the fuck would you need a homebrew wrapper

[simple drift]

brew-autoupgrade

[simple drift]

its not

its just a script that automatically upgrades

[velvet zenith]

r worded

[low mortar]

Holy shit

I reboot my Mac and it’s pulling 60w

At idle I pull 7

[vocal mantle]

my homelab pulls like 400w so idk

[simple drift]

idk if it was boba or someone else that got me to get ts

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle thx

[simple drift]

i swear he uses linux tho

[muted shuttle]

Np

[simple drift]

mf payed for aldente

[low mortar]

starting every app at once is doing wonders

[low mortar]

yup

[simple drift]

free version is fine

[velvet zenith]

Thx

[vocal mantle]

tbh i kinda want to get a arm mac mini but idk

[simple drift]

worth it

m4 mac mini is insane deal

[chilly bear]

discharge?

[vocal mantle]

i have $93

[untold helm]

$500 on the edu store for M4/16

[simple drift]

red...

[vocal mantle]

hmm

[simple drift]

ok maybe seek employment

[vocal mantle]

2 young

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[vocal mantle]

my country has weird hiring standards

[simple drift]

i thought you were german anyway why are you speaking in dollars

[low mortar]

one day I'll use nix darwin

[vocal mantle]

larp as german and get opsec mane

[simple drift]

ew

[untold helm]

Becuase the world revolves around us

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1422256301659918521/1486425667871576225/uncaption.gif

[simple drift]

brew update && brew upgrade && brew cleanup --prune=all

[chilly bear]

yea

[simple drift]

==> This operation has freed approximately 256.5MB of disk space.

[inland lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-elegante-business-dog-suit-dog-ai-dog-gif-13441263288179393759

[simple drift]

wtf macos dock just crashed

[vocal mantle]

the only arm device i own th at isnt running either android or ios is a lumia 950 xl running windows 10 iot ltsc

[half compass]

least r worded currency

[chilly bear]

why do i never have storage

[half compass]

it has a nice ring to it

euro sounds weird

[simple drift]

monero

[vocal mantle]

and for some reason my lumia can pick up radio frequencies its not supposed to

[vocal mantle]

god bless Monero (XMR)

[simple drift]

nah

[half compass]

what if i have a social life

[simple drift]

gbp

rule britannia

[velvet zenith]

you dont

[half compass]

what if i brush my teeth

[vocal mantle]

gbp is probbaly one of the most worth curerncies

[velvet zenith]

you dont

[simple drift]

racism

[simple drift]

what

its one of the most valuable yes

[vocal mantle]

that isnt crypto

[half compass]

Ok buddy

[simple drift]

crypto isnt real

[half compass]

i would say something but i would get warned for rule 1

[chilly bear]

yea but no one uses it

[simple drift]

made up by mossad

[velvet zenith]

Better watch your mouth

[vocal mantle]

UK peoplpe use

[untold helm]

Wtf apps do u have

[vocal mantle]

you sude like rwp

[velvet zenith]

I will ping moderators for rule 1 if you do

[chilly bear]

fake people

[simple drift]

what

who

[mild jungle]

hi

[half compass]

they need to make an international currency

[velvet zenith]

yeah its called usd

[mild jungle]

what are some cool tweaks for iphone 6s on ios 15

[rich dune]

uk government is not real

[half compass]

keybagremover by dleovl

[simple drift]

xrp 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

merry keybagmas

[mild jungle]

what does it do

[chilly bear]

potify

[velvet zenith]

deletes your keybags

[half compass]

it removes your keybags

[velvet zenith]

prevents your phone from booting

[mild jungle]

what is that

[simple drift]

i am going to eat your keybags

[half compass]

dont worry about it!

[mild jungle]

wow seems useful

[chilly bear]

think of it as a bag of keys

[vocal mantle]

never forget when pirated tweak removes your keybags

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Hey moderator xrt is suggesting to a new user to install keybagsbegone and not explaining what it does

[simple drift]

best tweak

wait whitetailani made it

lol

[chilly bear]

it's called bitcoin buddy

[muted shuttle]

(it doesn't work)

[half compass]

no that's one bit of a coin

[vocal mantle]

network fees

[simple drift]

it used to

[muted shuttle]

no i don't think it ever worked

[simple drift]

gurt

[chilly bear]

yea. universal.

[vocal mantle]

best way to make sure feds cant get ur data remove keybags & reboot

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/socrates-throwing-yams-socrates-throwing-yams-socrates-shaking-gif-17399617860810432723

[ruby copper]

No

[chilly bear]

please don't.

[simple drift]

hello mineek

[vocal mantle]

Yes

[ruby copper]

Hello

[half compass]

if doing something is your power then what are you without it

[mild jungle]

how do i get image perms

[vocal mantle]

Hi MInaah

[untold helm]

Brother 😭

[simple drift]

lock in

nearly 67

[mild jungle]

please i need them

[half compass]

convert to judaism

[vocal mantle]

execute yourself

[fervent dove]

kittymaxine

Level Statistics

Level

90

XP

1147886/1171125

Rank

24/526425

[muted shuttle]

oh

[vocal mantle]

Minaah

[half compass]

xrt3zy
Level Statistics
Level
85
XP
989353/994950
Rank
33/526425

[vocal mantle]

Are you godf

[ruby copper]

Ts guy just has to flex her admin powers

[muted shuttle]

i wasn't trying to

:/

[ruby copper]

We get it.

[ruby copper]

We get it, Maxine.

[muted shuttle]

ok fine i will go back to doing my thing

[vocal mantle]

@ruby copper Hi Minaah Are you Opsec Go

d

[simple drift]

is this a reference to genius horse can mentally extract cube roots of numbers

[ruby copper]

Which is

[muted shuttle]

And not bothering anyone.

[muted shuttle]

using the power of my m5 max i transcoded a bunch of movies to av1 from h264

[simple drift]

doomer

[simple drift]

ew

[muted shuttle]

all overnight. my m2 pro can't compete

[simple drift]

why

what the fuck

[muted shuttle]

why not

[simple drift]

av1 best

[vocal mantle]

av1 goat

[simple drift]

what is wrong with you

[velvet zenith]

Maxine coded

[half compass]

what happened to him

[simple drift]

keep it as av1

[ruby copper]

its all autism

[half compass]

i havent seen him in so long

[muted shuttle]

??? you just said av1 best

[simple drift]

m5 max has av1 decode

[muted shuttle]

reread the message

[mild jungle]

i will paypal 5€ if i get image perms

[muted shuttle]

transcoding to av1 from h264

[simple drift]

oh

ok

finw

fine

wait

[vocal mantle]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[half compass]

you have to convert your judaism

[simple drift]

is that software encode

[half compass]

and show us your jewish certificate

[muted shuttle]

yes

[simple drift]

doesnt it not have hardware av1 encoding

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle What is the current state of employment

[simple drift]

poop

[half compass]

otherwise you can't get image perms

[coral fog]

mr beast has given me money

$1

[simple drift]

im just gonna keep using h265

[ruby copper]

Have u found a new potential workplace

[muted shuttle]

Idk i don't use hardware accelerated encoding

[simple drift]

mf

try it

[vocal mantle]

Hi

[simple drift]

videotoolbox

[half compass]

@alpine chasm Rule 1

[simple drift]

its so fast

[ruby copper]

No

[ruby copper]

???

[muted shuttle]

Not as efficient as cpu encoding

[mild jungle]

🙀

[simple drift]

try encoding into h265

[velvet zenith]

@alpine chasm Rule 1

[muted shuttle]

I wanna die

[simple drift]

it is

[mild jungle]

i want to post my iphone 6s

[ruby copper]

I'm asking Maxine if she found a new potential workplace as I know shes busy getting a job

[vocal mantle]

🇮🇱

[untold helm]

Ok

[ruby copper]

I didnt mean it as a rule 1 loll

[velvet zenith]

Where is mineeks mute ??

[ruby copper]

But Ok

I will not ask Maxine insightful questions anymore

[velvet zenith]

Where is mineeks 12 hour mute ??

[simple drift]

Where is mineeks 12 hour mute ??

[ruby copper]

Whatever

[mild jungle]

ios 26 jailbreak when

[ruby copper]

Never

[simple drift]

eta wen

eta s0n

[half compass]

6:70 am

today

[untold helm]

When Half Life 3 releases

[ruby copper]

is this a 67 joke

[velvet zenith]

7:10 bruh

[mild jungle]

🙀

[simple drift]

portal 3 eta wen

[vocal mantle]

Can we hop on

Hypixel guys

IM bored

[simple drift]

no

[ruby copper]

hop on mineekplex

[muted shuttle]

ldrRole icon, iOS 18 Updates — 9:30 AM
Can we hop on
Hypixel guys
IM bored

[half compass]

shut up idiot

[mild jungle]

can i install ios 26 on iphone 3G

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle ngl

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[vocal mantle]

Drop ip

I bipas anticheat

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper genius do u know if the music app will just accept this or do i need to manually reorganize everything

├── <year>
│   ├── <name>
│   │   ├── Highest Quality
│   │   │   └── <name>.m4a
│   │   └── Meta Data mp3
│   │       └── <name>.mp3```

[ruby copper]

itsn ot up rn

[simple drift]

i have maxine's static ipv4

[muted shuttle]

?

[ruby copper]

Same

[simple drift]

trust me bro

[muted shuttle]

No you dont

?

[simple drift]

i totally do

trust

[ruby copper]

Unless she used a vpn to join muffinmc a few days ago

[half compass]

do you play hypixel skyblock

[ruby copper]

knowing her she prob did

Schizo

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[vocal mantle]

on my alt ye

[half compass]

SMOKING GUN

[ruby copper]

I know acatto used some scuffed romanian vpn and it gave him like 30% packet loss

[simple drift]

i should buy a static ipv4 address

[half compass]

@teal bramble who's alt is this

[velvet zenith]

Yo can u get a new naming scheme

[simple drift]

🚬 🔫

!

[ruby copper]

On it

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[simple drift]

ldr is just ldr

[half compass]

no

that's a smoking gun

[simple drift]

its actually a real person

[vocal mantle]

u dont know me

[velvet zenith]

🚬 🔫

[half compass]

that's the smoking gun

[simple drift]

unfortunately

[muted shuttle]

Meet the Robinsons (2007).mkv

[vocal mantle]

im too opsec

[fervent dove]

Hey @muted shuttle, have a look at this!

Rule 3 - Piracy

Do not link or discuss piracy. Repeat offenders will be banned.

We take the same stance as r/jailbreak regarding this. It's recommended to read up on their rules. You can find a more in-depth explanation of our piracy rules below.

[velvet zenith]

How does it feel to be younger than this movie

[muted shuttle]

Im younger than my van

[half compass]

so it's just ari on an alt

[muted shuttle]

Im younger than my ipod

[simple drift]

no its a different person

theyre friends

[muted shuttle]

Does it look like i give a gaf

[velvet zenith]

Yea u missed everything happening in the world

[ruby copper]

Yes

[half compass]

sure buddy

[vocal mantle]

@half compass hop on dm

boss

i tell you who i am

[ruby copper]

The best way to not give a fuck is to not engage

[untold helm]

Meet the Fockers (2004).mkv

[half compass]

Ok

[simple drift]

make a gc and add me

[ruby copper]

By engaging with shadows comment you have given a fuck

[half compass]

hopping on

[ruby copper]

Can someone explain this new brainrot to me

[vocal mantle]

add me

[simple drift]

this is not new

[half compass]

I have dms open

[rich dune]

@ruby copper what’s muffinmc

[untold helm]

You’re younger than PlayStation 4

[muted shuttle]

You're*

And false

[ruby copper]

it was a test server for mineekessential

[half compass]

grabavoi codes

[simple drift]

yroue

[mild jungle]

android 2

[simple drift]

@ruby copper

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-major-spelling-mistake-spelling-mistake-gif-25140477

[light harness]

Hello

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

MUFFIN

[half compass]

tegg

bunt

[mild jungle]

can i install android ice cream sandwich on iphone 11

[half compass]

thalamus

icy tine

[simple drift]

when are we cooking muffin

[rich dune]

muffiiiiin

[ruby copper]

ok im gonna make a minecraft server rq

im bored

[muted shuttle]

Mineekpixel

[velvet zenith]

ulw @desert cairn

[ruby copper]

ngl goated idea

[muted shuttle]

Yo...

[tepid ermine]

PetTheCat

[muted shuttle]

Custom skywars would be fire

[simple drift]

i wish you could close finder

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Hey maxine there is an excessive use of reactions in chat rn

Please take moderational action

[muted shuttle]

@mild jungle stop spamming reactions

[ruby copper]

Bro removed them all 😭

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1093210426512257024/1280272783447822386/togif-24.gif

[low mortar]

crazy self bot behaviour

[muted shuttle]

i didn't know i was that scary

[mild jungle]

what ❓

[simple drift]

hi amy

[rich dune]

maxine has paws idk if she can :/

[low mortar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HDLlpyba0AAkXvK.gif

[untold helm]

I’m struggling on the wordle

[ruby copper]

just ask chatgpt

[muted shuttle]

Hey i have that cd

[simple drift]

bro fobmaxxing

[ruby copper]

log4shell

ts is older than maxine

[simple drift]

log4j 2 when

[ruby copper]

fr

[rich dune]

log4j tss haxx

[velvet zenith]

@ruby copper Can you install malware on maxines devices

[ruby copper]

never happened because everyone was too busy hacking 2b2t or some shit

[ruby copper]

Already done bro

[simple drift]

@velvet zenith unblock me boiiiiiiiiiiiii

[velvet zenith]

Dont let her know though

[rich dune]

:/

[ruby copper]

Oh

[mild jungle]

Pangu7 omogoča jailbreak vseh naprav iOS z različico firmwareja od 7.1 do 7.1.2.

Pangu7 je untethered jailbreak, kar pomeni, da ostane aktiven tudi po ponovnem zagonu naprave, zato ga po namestitvi ne boste morali ponovno namestiti, razen če napravo popolnoma izbrišete.

Potrebovali boste računalnik z operacijskim sistemom Windows XP ali novejšim ali Mac z operacijskim sistemom Mac OS X 10.9 Mavericks do macOS 10.14 Mojave in ustreznim programom Pangu.

Če uporabljate 32-bitno napravo, priporočamo, da namesto tega sledite navodilom za uporabo Lyncis, saj ta ne zahteva računalnika in je bistveno lažja.

[muted shuttle]

?

[fervent dove]

@simple drift

Fake or scam jailbreak

Your message contained the link to a fake jailbreak (pangu8.com).

If you installed this jailbreak, remove it from your device immediately and try to get a refund if you paid for it. Jailbreaks never cost money and will not ask for any form of payment or survey to install them.

[muted shuttle]

pangu8.com

[velvet zenith]

Youre not supposed to see that

[chilly bear]

idiot

[simple drift]

go to this website

dow nload

[ruby copper]

@simple drift
Fake or scam jailbreak
Your message contained the link to a fake jailbreak ([redacted].com).

If you installed this jailbreak, remove it from your device immediately and try to get a refund if you paid for it. Jailbreaks never cost money and will not ask for any form of payment or survey to install them.

[chilly bear]

you can say it bru

[untold helm]

Pangu8 when you turn the lights off

[ruby copper]

can I

[fervent dove]

@ruby copper

Fake or scam jailbreak

Your message contained the link to a fake jailbreak (pangu8.com).

If you installed this jailbreak, remove it from your device immediately and try to get a refund if you paid for it. Jailbreaks never cost money and will not ask for any form of payment or survey to install them.

[ruby copper]

See

I cant

[chilly bear]

haha idiot

[fervent dove]

pangu8.com

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Fix this

[simple drift]

what if i wanted to charge for one tho

then what

[untold helm]

wtf

[inland depot]

is there a way to jailbreak 17.5.1 iphone XR?

[simple drift]

this would be WRONG!

[muted shuttle]

No

[simple drift]

no

[ornate latch]

Admin abuse

[mild jungle]

pangu9

[ruby copper]

I should sell a jb for iOS 18

[ornate latch]

Demote maxine

[ruby copper]

a legit one

[untold helm]

Checkm9

[simple drift]

poo

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Hey maxine can u make gir promote muffinstore or something

Thanks

[simple drift]

checkm8 fucks up sep so

poo

[chrome peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1158374297799229577/1178896206982819971/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[fervent dove]

Download MuffinStore https://github.com/mineek/MuffinStore

[rich dune]

@muted shuttle Hey maxine can u make gir promote matrix.sep.lol or something

[ruby copper]

No

[untold helm]

Not a problem with checkm9

Smh

[ruby copper]

no it doesnt

entering DFU does

[simple drift]

why does sileo not have an icon

[simple drift]

which is needed for sep

for

[ruby copper]

what

[simple drift]

checkm8

i mean

[ruby copper]

no

[mild jungle]

Absinthe omogoča jailbreak vseh naprav iOS z različicami firmwareja 5.0.1 in 5.1.1 ter iPhone 4S z različico firmwareja 5.0.

Absinthe je untethered jailbreak, kar pomeni, da preživi ponovni zagon in lahko povzroči trajno zanko zagona, če kaj gre narobe. Če naletite na zanko zagona, obnovite svojo napravo prek iTunes, Finderja (macOS Catalina in novejše različice) ali FutureRestore.

Prenosi
Računalnik z macOS 10.12.x ali starejšo različico ali Windows XP do Windows 8.1 z nameščenim iTunes. Wine ne bo deloval.
Najnovejša različica Absinthe

[ruby copper]

entering DFU sets bpr which once set cannot be unset until the device resets

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Please remove the troll @ruby copper

[simple drift]

boi add more

[ruby copper]

and if bpr is set then sep will be "broken"

its completely apple behavior

[mild jungle]

im not a troll 🙀🙀

[ruby copper]

the issue is it makes it seem like palera1n is scuffed

even tho its apple behavior

[simple drift]

palera1n is scuffed

[ruby copper]

checkm8 runs too late to be able to patch this out

[simple drift]

you dont have to lie

[ruby copper]

it gets set before usb gets inited

[simple drift]

its okay

[ornate latch]

@velvet zenith im not a troll 🙀🙀

[velvet zenith]

has commits from itsnebulalol

[ruby copper]

Yes

[velvet zenith]

of coruse its scuffed

[ruby copper]

Yes

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle how much ram does your laptop have again

[ruby copper]

the funny thing is bpr is a hardware feature on a10+ but didnt get checked for until somewhere in ios 14

[ornate latch]

3

[muted shuttle]

48gb

[ruby copper]

so they had it since at least iOS 10.

[velvet zenith]

Never trust @desert cairn

[simple drift]

i have a laptop with 3gb of ram under my bed

[ornate latch]

that's maxine's laptop

return it to her

[simple drift]

run gpt oss 20b with chrome open

[simple drift]

mb

[simple drift]

ok

[ruby copper]

Maxine u should give me root ssh into ur laptop I will make it faster

[mild jungle]

ios 29

[ruby copper]

not joking there are like 6 people I only know online that have done this 😭

[simple drift]

[ruby copper]

I didn't do anything malicious tho

But just trusting a online mf is insane

[exotic thistle]

yet

[ruby copper]

No

[exotic thistle]

u oughta run crypto farm

[simple drift]

fr

[low mortar]

I have root access to a few peoples machines

[simple drift]

[untold helm]

Wordle 1,743 5/6

⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨
⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩
🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[velvet zenith]

ive had access to brandons screen like 5 times

[simple drift]

this song is soooooooooo good

[low mortar]

one of my friends gave me tailscale access to his machine so I can setup jellyfin and *arr for him

[velvet zenith]

I hate people who make their dock autohide

So annoying over teamviewer

[ruby copper]

One time I even had RDP access into my friends home windows pc lol

[untold helm]

stop connecting to twinks screens

[ruby copper]

with an admin account

[low mortar]

tailscale is so good

like

fr

the fact that its free too