general

[copper tendon]

what is the essential mod

[ruby copper]

google it

[copper tendon]

ok

oh

[polar python]

No

[velvet imp]

essential mod couldve been great if it didnt have greedy monetization

[ruby copper]

thats why mineekessential exist

it even works with cracked accounts

it supports social features, cosmetics, world hosting, etc all without needing to connect to the official backend

[velvet zenith]

Not surprised

[coarse ginkgo]

does it support getting a gf for you

[copper tendon]

essential mod looks cool

[main timber]

is this a local joke or smth

[copper tendon]

ask mineek for an update

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Can you trigger a build for stripe too

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn Can you trigger a build for stripe too

[chilly bear]

yea...

[ruby copper]

@main timber

[copper tendon]

no it exists

[ruby copper]

its actually real I made it yesterday

and the day before yesterday

[teal bramble]

Misinfo

It is possible

but its not worth it

[desert cairn]

What

[ruby copper]

acatto has first hand experience with mineekessential

[main timber]

can i have this pls

[signal hazel]

wheres my ssh gone

[copper tendon]

it literally isnt lol

[teal bramble]

it is

hold on let me find the writeup

[main timber]

i want muh world hosting and muh free cosmetics

[copper tendon]

ok show me the writeup

if this is legit im doing it

[teal bramble]

https://gist.github.com/lucamignatti/5312f5e937de2ba44256ecba6de54cc2

[teal bramble]

as i said

its not worth it

[velvet zenith]

The app

[polar python]

alexander catto

[desert cairn]

Didnt you literally just ask this and i said yes

[velvet zenith]

Yes

[desert cairn]

???

[teal bramble]

Shalom

[polar python]

Hi

[teal bramble]

Hi

What do you want.

[velvet zenith]

No i asked if you could make it build with xcode cloud

Not if you could trigger a build for stripe app

[copper tendon]

this is not updating the driver, this is just going through a bunch of translation

[desert cairn]

You should be shot

[teal bramble]

Leading to opengl 4.6

Lol

[polar python]

mfs using xcode cloud

[copper tendon]

yes thats not updating the driver though

updating the driver is still not possible

[desert cairn]

Yeah cuz shadow is gay and r worded and cant afford a mac

[velvet zenith]

Okay

I have a mac

[desert cairn]

Wait he has one

[velvet zenith]

It's just at home

[copper tendon]

im assuming because of all the translation it probably runs worse than just using 4.1 lol

[desert cairn]

Why are we using xcode cloud

[polar python]

macbook neo is $500

[velvet zenith]

I'm lazy

[desert cairn]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Ok

Your pencil is fake

[desert cairn]

Ok

Can we make skip main branch

[polar python]

SYNTHESIZE findings before proceeding.

[signal hazel]

whys my upload halved

i hate ts

[desert cairn]

@polar python You should work for poke in california

@velvet zenith Can we make skip main branch

[polar python]

Poke sucks

[teal bramble]

macbook neo is $500

[polar python]

macbook neo is $500

[velvet zenith]

I guess so

[desert cairn]

They have a real sdk now

[polar python]

Recipes r fucking stupid

[desert cairn]

https://pypi.org/project/poke/

[copper tendon]

is the macbook neo worth it

[desert cairn]

no its good for women and students

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[polar python]

I dont care

Claude figured out how to do this from the website in like 5 mins

[velvet zenith]

Good for you then huh

[polar python]

Cant see pokes replies so its useless

[velvet zenith]

Woman and a student

[desert cairn]

Nah

[polar python]

@desert cairn claude dont even gaf about the background agents half the time

[polar python]

Thinking: Let me cancel the remaining background task and proceed with planning and implementation.

Why would you do that

[desert cairn]

uhe didnt need it

[copper tendon]

is this guy actually a good mayor

i see people on the right saying he sucks and people on the left saying hes great

[simple drift]

afaik yes

[copper tendon]

which i guess is par for the course

[ruby copper]

DiskPart succeeded in cleaning the disk. @simple drift @copper tendon @desert cairn @polar python

[simple drift]

ok

[copper tendon]

ok

[polar python]

DiskPart succeeded in cleaning the disk. @simple drift @copper tendon @desert cairn @polar python

[desert cairn]

i dont think hes even done anything worthwhile yet

[simple drift]

16 inches

[desert cairn]

16 inches

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/zohran-zohran-mamdani-ydsa-dsa-emoji-gif-9215923587554718535

[simple drift]

hes a cool guy aside from being the mayor

[polar python]

him and the other guy r funny

i dont live in ny so i dont know shit about the politics

theyre just funny

[simple drift]

who is the other guy

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/zohran-glazing-don't-be-me-gif-4382268252196941718

that guy

i forget his name

[simple drift]

don something

[steep belfry]

andrew cuomo on the left

curtis sliwa on the right

[signal hazel]

gotop or bashtop

or other

[simple drift]

oh right

[ruby copper]

https://tenor.com/view/transfem-trans-rights-cute-girls-country-flag-gif-27562218

[signal hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1457690929052782827/wtf5.gif

[desert cairn]

ok

[polar python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985270005853745262/1445237220666773555/watermark.gif

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/jew-jews-jewish-jump-happy-gif-1531468640197245258

[versed sun]

Why has my lock screen been on for 40 minutes

[polar python]

mining timcook coin

[copper tendon]

because you never use your phone

if you put a 600w 5090 in a laptop theoretically with a 100wh battery how long would the battery last

with a desktop 285k

or a 9850x3d

[chilly bear]

[signal hazel]

whys there so many tops

idk which one to get

[signal hazel]

jebediah my beloved

[proven linden]

@patent crest morning

@urban bay morning

[simple drift]

i was the one that posted this

it was me

[tepid ermine]

what is omni

[queen glade]

Fuck they added the id verification now

😭

[dense valve]

i was the one that removed this

it was me

[tepid ermine]

where

discord?

[queen glade]

iOS 26.4

It’s only in the UK though

[tepid ermine]

i don’t get it ios 26.4 needs id verification or ios 26.4 discord needs id verification

[jagged turret]

@ruby copper @muted shuttle https://x.com/i/status/2036503341111418916

Programmer Humor (@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R)

maxerals https://t.co/IxC99dIzzp

X · Mar 24, 2026, 6:00 PM

[muted shuttle]

new macbook arrived and its forcing me to update to 26.4

Useless

[ornate latch]

maxine coding

[dense valve]

Just setup without wifi

without*

[simple drift]

downgrade to sequoia

[muted shuttle]

Too late

[simple drift]

oh wait you cant

HA

[muted shuttle]

It’s m5 max

[simple drift]

HA
HA

ha

HA

ha

[muted shuttle]

I like Tahoe anyway

[simple drift]

ha.

install asahi

oh wait

you CANT

ha

.

[muted shuttle]

Girl

[copper tendon]

bro got a maxed out m5 max

[muted shuttle]

It’s not maxed out?

[dense valve]

maxine got a job ?

[copper tendon]

8tb and 128gb ram

[copper tendon]

nepotism

[muted shuttle]

That is NOT my configuration

[ornate latch]

kate just flexxing her poorness because she can't afford a m5 max

[simple drift]

m2 pro was enough money

[ornate latch]

this is all envyness

[dense valve]

maxed out m2 air

[shut jewel]

i wanna play minecraft whitelist me

[simple drift]

no

[ornate latch]

no

[outer adder]

no

[shut jewel]

please

[simple drift]

no

[ornate latch]

no

[outer adder]

no

[copper tendon]

should i buy a maxed out macbook studio when it releases

[dense valve]

#minecraft-announcements

[copper tendon]

will the macbook studio ship with 256gb ram

[shut jewel]

i filled out the form

[dense valve]

Then wait

[simple drift]

nooka is gone that form will never get seen

[shut jewel]

ok

[simple drift]

ever

chat remember when maxine wasnt an admin

good times

[dense valve]

do other people not check the form

[simple drift]

no one checks the server at all

[ornate latch]

only aaron probably

but i doubt he'll check it

[dense valve]

fair

dead server

[shut jewel]

where else am i going to record my letsplay??

[simple drift]

rofl

[ornate latch]

not in the server

[shut jewel]

nooka is gone?

[dense valve]

yes

[shut jewel]

but I still see them as a member when I search their name

[dense valve]

cache

[ornate latch]

he left a month ago

maybe less

[shut jewel]

i didn't know

[simple drift]

@low mortar i looked further at my sleep logs from last night and apparently i fell asleep in TEN MINUTES

how is this possible

[ornate latch]

i fall asleep in like

5 minutes

normally

[simple drift]

it usually takes me like

2 hours

[ornate latch]

that's crazy

[simple drift]

ik

its poo

[thick tapir]

i just go to sleep when its easier to sleep than stay awake

[simple drift]

but melatonin is peak ig

[teal bramble]

@low mortar i looked further at my sleep logs from last night and apparently i fell asleep in TEN MINUTES

[simple drift]

this is like genuinely so good tho

[thick tapir]

like if my eyes start closing my themselves and i start jolting awake then i go to sleep

[simple drift]

you are a terrible influence

[thick tapir]

i dont influence ppl

[muted shuttle]

About 5 minutes remaining

Ughhhh

Taking forever

[simple drift]

good

[thick tapir]

2 day remaining until bully

[simple drift]

shame

cuz all the singles are shit

one of them is just a cover of vitamin c by can but worse

[bitter gazelle]

HOW

HOW THE HELL

[thick tapir]

https://www.reddit.com/r/GoodAssSub/comments/1s2n0sn/highs_lows/ ITS SO FUCKING OVER

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[narrow crown]

i have a legendary sleep schedule

i get incredible sleep

[bitter gazelle]

oh yeah thats cool

[thick tapir]

mine is below average but not bad

[long condor]

I love sleeping

[thick tapir]

like 2-4 hours weekdays, 8-14 hours weekends

[simple drift]

rip

[bitter gazelle]

it was a nap tho

[simple drift]

this has been me for the past 6 months

[bitter gazelle]

accidental nap

[simple drift]

until NOW

[bitter gazelle]

i fell asleep

[narrow crown]

thats insane

[bitter gazelle]

i forgot to get up

[narrow crown]

i get 8 hours all days

[bitter gazelle]

i wish

[simple drift]

trust i will from now on

[thick tapir]

but i make up for it on the weekends so we ball

[ornate latch]

i normally sleep like

16 hours on weekends

[narrow crown]

i go to bed at midnight or a little after and wake up around 8 or 9

[simple drift]

no

more than 8 is just as bad

[narrow crown]

i dont think thats how it works gang

[bitter gazelle]

wtf

i sleep 10-11hrs often during weekends

[rich idol]

🫪🫪

[simple drift]

it’s just a sea of bad then one good last night lmao

[ornate latch]

it depends on your age

if you're an adult then yeah, more than 8 hours is bad

[simple drift]

oh yeah that is true

[long condor]

I love sleeping 7.5 hours

[simple drift]

im 18 so idk im kinda in a middle ground

[bitter gazelle]

same ig

[thick tapir]

kind of but kind of not

[simple drift]

but 8 hours is perfect for me specifically

no more no less

ok

[thick tapir]

i think my ideal amount of sleep is the 4-6 hour range honestly

[long condor]

I’m 32 and sleep like a rock… 7-7.5hrs

[simple drift]

nope

not possible

[thick tapir]

yes it is possible???

[simple drift]

❌

[narrow crown]

how do you get 2-4 hours a night on weekdays

wtf are you doing

[simple drift]

i used to

[long condor]

6 hours on a bad night

[ornate latch]

holy unc

[narrow crown]

staying up till 3 am on school nights??

[thick tapir]

yes

[velvet zenith]

r worded

[long condor]

Auntie says hi

[narrow crown]

you should not be doing that actually

[simple drift]

i would just do this on loop

[bitter gazelle]

ur old

[vocal plinth]

Jerking the hog

[bitter gazelle]

grandma

[vital knoll]

there's lots of things we shouldn't be doing smh

[simple drift]

long
none
medium
short
short
none

[simple drift]

beo

bro

[thick tapir]

i get home from work like 11pm, do homework, shower, then its like 12:30 and i just do random shit for a few hours

its not that bad

[bitter gazelle]

old

[untold helm]

I definitely get where your going at however casinos and cigarette companies knowingly make it addictive, yes the customer should be held accountable in some cases but the these businesses know their product is addictive and use manipulative tactics

[simple drift]

i would rather die early than have to work a 9-5 job for the rest of my life

[narrow crown]

that one whitename:

[bitter gazelle]

apple says i should urgently update this should i guys?

[simple drift]

lmao

[thick tapir]

oh my god i love casinos

[simple drift]

no but like

[thick tapir]

holy fuck

[steel geode]

absolutely

just save your blobs first ofc

[simple drift]

i dont want to just live the rest of my life just in an office

[thick tapir]

same

[bitter gazelle]

i dont think i will

[simple drift]

are we deaduzz

[bitter gazelle]

i saved the blobs but im keeping it on 13

no way this is touching assOS 15

[steel geode]

no lol i’m joking

[simple drift]

this jit was not joking

[bitter gazelle]

fr

[vocal plinth]

Lucky I get 3 to 4 and I am around the same age

[simple drift]

unc

[low mortar]

That’s my average fall asleep time if I’m tired

[bitter gazelle]

i wonder if anyone is gonna touch odyssey because the kernel exploit suuuuucks

[simple drift]

i never do

like

[bitter gazelle]

it takes like 4 mins to run

[simple drift]

geniunely ever

my whole life its taken me an hour or 2 to fall asleep

[thick tapir]

i just wanna grind the fuck out of life like working 80 hours a week for like 15-20 years and then be chill asf

[simple drift]

i wanna be remembered

[vocal plinth]

80 hours work week won’t let you retire in 15 to 20 years

[thick tapir]

nah it will dw about it

i dont need to spend money

[bitter gazelle]

well thank you

[main timber]

yeah just another year or two..... just one more year then its gonna turn around.... right?

[thick tapir]

5 dollars a day on food, 100 dollars a month on gas, 0 rent, 0 insurance, living out my car

[bitter gazelle]

fym 5 bucks a day

[simple drift]

its crazy to me that most people fall asleep in like 10 minutes

[bitter gazelle]

how would you live

[thick tapir]

ramen

ramen and kettle

[bitter gazelle]

say goodbye to ur health i guess

[simple drift]

you will die of heart disease at 30

[long condor]

I had to get a CPAP in true auntie fashion cuz I had the sleep apnea thing

I used to be like that

[thick tapir]

nobody in my family has heart disease so we are fine

[bitter gazelle]

god damn the ios 13 music app is so pretty i forgot it looked like this

[simple drift]

i give up

bro

[narrow crown]

you should try and live for enjoyment because the system we live in isn't one that will reward you for hard work; your labor will be extracted for maximum profit

[bitter gazelle]

bro

[low mortar]

🫩

[simple drift]

my grandad died of heart disease so i should really lock in

[void wasp]

Hey guys... I jjust switched from sideloadly to Alt Store because as I understand it Alt Stores allows for wireless resigning. My question is if I already have the IPA's how do I sideload them with Alt Store? OR can I only install stuff from there like repos or whatever?

[simple drift]

#1 reason im fixing my sleep

trying to anyway

[thick tapir]

i dont know how anyone in my family died

[bitter gazelle]

same

[thick tapir]

actually i think my great grandma died in a cinema and my great grandpa died on the bus outside the same cinema

[muted shuttle]

Setting Up Account…

[narrow crown]

pretty much just old age in my family

[main timber]

get sidestore instead

[gusty gulch]

so true bestie

[ashen basin]

False, looking at a screen is hard work

[summer trout]

suck i can't update my watch ultra 2 to latest version cause my 17 pro max is on 26.1 and i dont feel like updating it.

[thick tapir]

both died of heart attacks i think?

[bitter gazelle]

im lowkey the most picky person ever

so

i should reeeeally change that

[lusty scroll]

Y’all if I ordered a brand new iPad mini 7 from Amazon would it come with iOS 18 or 26

[gusty gulch]

we only get one life why spend it being miserable

[ashen basin]

Unironically crazy that these people are probably getting more face to face time than a lot of people now

[simple drift]

do you not have an @ocean minnowloud.com email

[gusty gulch]

if you don't have to

[summer trout]

26

[narrow crown]

what in terms of food?

[bitter gazelle]

true

[muted shuttle]

I do I don’t use it though

[bitter gazelle]

yes

[narrow crown]

yea just try new things

[lusty scroll]

Damnit. I’m only asking bc the iPad 9s still come with 17

[narrow crown]

trying new foods is really fun

[summer trout]

its the latest ipad mini in the market.

[thick tapir]

lowkey the thing im worried about is schizophrenia runs on my moms side of the family 🥀

[simple drift]

how do you set your apple id to another email but keep your icloud mail

what

[bitter gazelle]

yeah i gotta convince myself to

[blazing sigil]

hlo guys what is the server about?

[muted shuttle]

Idk ask google

[bitter gazelle]

youre never gonna believe this

[ashen basin]

Gay nerds who do nerdy shit

[simple drift]

!t roblox

[fervent dove]

Hey @bitter gazelle, have a look at this!

roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by SlimShadyIAm#9999 | Used 3,808 times · Dec 21, 2020, 9:17 PM

[narrow crown]

nothing anymore; our purpose has been fulfilled and soon we will ascend

[blazing sigil]

;-;

[bitter gazelle]

shut up gay ass bot

[blazing sigil]

is this some software stuff?

[thick tapir]

✅

[narrow crown]

yuh

[ashen basin]

No we break people out of jail for them

[simple drift]

bro has the tag and doesnt know what the server is from

[bitter gazelle]

we break the iphones out of jail

[narrow crown]

get on curry. get on lentil soup. gotta get on this sushi shit.

[vital knoll]

break me habibi

[thick tapir]

why the fuck would you ever need to take a phone out of jail

[bitter gazelle]

it commited crimes

[simple drift]

@gusty hedge habibi

[bitter gazelle]

true

[narrow crown]

more commonly people sneak phones into jail

[thick tapir]

red lentils????

[agile sun]

@main timber okay the vivo x300 pro is cool but the oppo find x9 pro is better ngl

[narrow crown]

could be green lentils too

i think red is better though

[main timber]

idk

[agile sun]

and the xiaomi 17 ultra has the 8 elite gen 5 which can be exploit unlocked on lower firmware

[simple drift]

what yall know about tofumaxxing

[narrow crown]

nothing, actually

[simple drift]

theres so much you can do with tofu i swear its peak

tap in to smoked tofu

[main timber]

like the snapdragon?

[simple drift]

yum

[narrow crown]

is tofu cheaper than meat

[simple drift]

yes

[narrow crown]

if so i might hav to tap in

[simple drift]

actually

[agile sun]

yeah there was a chain of oversights from qualcomm that lead to an unauthorized unlock (unlocking devices that couldnt be unlocked)

[simple drift]

why is the source ycombinator

crine

[bitter gazelle]

son im crine 😭🙏

[main timber]

dont they have sanctions from using american hardware?

or european hardware idk

[bitter gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/mypayindia-my-pay-india-bocchi-the-rock-gif-9197447811629085971

[simple drift]

tofu is cheap tho

[main timber]

oh snapdragons are made in korea right

like samsung

[simple drift]

one reason why its good

[agile sun]

i thought qualcomm was american

[simple drift]

also its just really good in meals

id rather eat chicken still but its good value

[bitter gazelle]

ive never had tofu

[thick tapir]

tofu just scares me

[bitter gazelle]

chicken so good

i love

[thick tapir]

my parents always get it in their fried rice when they get chinese and it just scares me

[simple drift]

my dads partner is vegetarian and i live with them so i have it pretty often

[simple drift]

bro what

[main timber]

yeah it does have a 8 elite gen 5

[thick tapir]

it reminds me of something

like in a way i cant describe

[simple drift]

tofu is genuinely peak tho

[agile sun]

also the american samsung cant be exploit unlocked sadly because they dont use qualcomm's abl but they use their own

[simple drift]

i really want a tesco meal deal ceasar salad rn

[thick tapir]

oh i understand it now

[bitter gazelle]

lmfao

samsung L

[thick tapir]

it reminds me of cheap frozen french toast sticks

like the shitty ones you get at school

[simple drift]

wrong

also

wait

idk what that is

[thick tapir]

the apperance reminds me of that and it just upsets me

[simple drift]

im not a american chud

[bitter gazelle]

ew american

[thick tapir]

what what is

[bitter gazelle]

americans lowk smelly

[thick tapir]

french toast?

[simple drift]

it reminds me of cheap frozen french toast sticks

[main timber]

iphones are literally locked down tho?

[thick tapir]

js like eggy bread w/ cinnamon

[simple drift]

so are most androids

[bitter gazelle]

yeah but samsung lowkirkuenly sucks

[main timber]

exploit for what?

[thick tapir]

except its a stick so its stick shaped

[main timber]

like what andnroid

[simple drift]

whats tofu got to do with that

[simple drift]

any not oem unlockable android

[thick tapir]

it looks the same

[simple drift]

also theyre making sideloading really hard

so

its not much different atp

[main timber]

68% wrong

[thick tapir]

looks like this and these taste so fucking foul

[bitter gazelle]

100% right

one ui is a piece of shit

[simple drift]

it does not look like that

[bitter gazelle]

their hardware sucks

[thick tapir]

tofu does look like that

[simple drift]

one ui is functional but so UGLY

i HATE it

[bitter gazelle]

yeah its ugly and unorganized

[thick tapir]

when you fry it

[main timber]

u can customize it btw

[bitter gazelle]

still is ass

[simple drift]

i want a good stock experience

pixels have that

[bitter gazelle]

fr

[simple drift]

one ui does not

[simple drift]

it does not

[main timber]

"Member Pro" yeah ok

[bitter gazelle]

hm i should lowkey buy my friend's 13 mini on 17.0

[thick tapir]

what do you mean?

it looks the EXACT same

[simple drift]

bro it doesnt

[thick tapir]

i cant explain it theres just a connection

[simple drift]

anyway its tasty

so

idgaf

[vast rune]

iOS 26.4 is anty from darksword?

[ruby copper]

Hello @split nimbus is this true ??!

Or is it spam..

[agile sun]

oh yeah uhh as i said theres currently a bootloader unlock exploit for 8 elite gen 5 socs that can be used on security patches below (not including) the march 2026 one and it doesnt affect samsung because it's just qualcomm's fault (twice) and samsung uses their own abl (android bootloader) thats not affected

[thick tapir]

like i cant eat any type of mushrooms either because i ate a stuffed mushroom one time and threw up 🥀

[vital knoll]

agreed. tbh even pixel UI is getting ugly for me

[ruby copper]

When will a booyloader unlock exploit release for 8g2

[vital knoll]

like not everything had to be blurred ffs

[simple drift]

booy

boyloader

[agile sun]

basically 2 massive oversights (i wonder if it was ai writing this shit at qualcomm) that lead to this

[simple drift]

boymoder

[agile sun]

okay let me tell you they forgot to check the signature of the efisp partition

imagine if apple screwed up like that

[ruby copper]

How tf

vibe coded bootloader

[simple drift]

https://x.com/jvepng/status/2034552163863777473

📁 (@jvepng)

Forget vibe coding. We're vibe rooting androids now

X · Mar 19, 2026, 8:46 AM

https://fxtwitter.com/jvepng/status/2034552163863777473

📁 (@jvepng)

Forget vibe coding. We're vibe rooting androids now

Quoting Sam Curry (@samwcyo)
︀
Asked Claude to root my Xiaomi 17 Pro Max. Did not go well.

**💬 53 🔁 2.5K ❤️ 40.9K 👁️ 775.1K **

FxTwitter · Mar 19, 2026, 8:46 AM

[muted shuttle]

On my m5 max mbp rn

[simple drift]

ok

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper Why are you so mean to me today

[ruby copper]

Ur spoiled af

[simple drift]

1. skill issue
2. hes using a 17 pro

checkmate

[muted shuttle]

Wasnt my idea to get this macbook

Im very grateful though.

Very.

[ruby copper]

You know what should be a good idea

[muted shuttle]

Dopamineek ios 17.0

[ruby copper]

Maxine r u still working on employment

[muted shuttle]

Yes

[ruby copper]

Good.

[muted shuttle]

Asshole

I just installed this

[agile sun]

yup and they somehow made it possible to inject kernel cmdline using fastboot oem set-gpu-preemption (how tf did they fuck it up??)
which can be used to disable selinux and allow you to write to efisp

[polar python]

Sorry

[muted shuttle]

Hi

Hows your m4 max

[polar python]

Hi

[simple drift]

why is this bigger than final cut updates

[polar python]

Maxxing

[simple drift]

what

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-apple-m4-apple-m4-max-m4-m4-max-gif-17342324227014916664

[muted shuttle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bmw-m5-f90-TzEdkAdbVHkVY7WMKX

m5 max

[narrow crown]

@muted shuttle can u take away my roles for other updates and watchos updates

[muted shuttle]

according to giphy

[polar python]

Thats a car dipshit

[narrow crown]

they wont go away

i tried

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[simple drift]

yay my dying pro 2s have to update again

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-gif-4877869

[narrow crown]

oh and homepod

[bitter gazelle]

rich rich rich rich rich

[muted shuttle]

There u go.

Ok

[narrow crown]

thank u maxine

[muted shuttle]

Ofc.

[bitter gazelle]

why dying

[simple drift]

why didnt you wait for macbook studio

[muted shuttle]

Alright time to run CINEBENCH R23

[bitter gazelle]

i still sometimes use my pro 2 they lowkey fit better than my pro 3

but pro 3 have way better ANC

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Can u take away my role for Geniuses™

[muted shuttle]

sandwich@MacBook-Pro ~ % brew install --cask librewolf

zsh: command not found: brew

Ok

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Can I have my Geniuses™ role back

[lone pine]

MEWO

what

What

[muted shuttle]

==> Installation successful!

[lone pine]

What

Hi

[muted shuttle]

Nah

[muted shuttle]

Nah

[ruby copper]

Did u read what it said after it finished installing?

You need to run a command

To add it to ur path

[muted shuttle]

Oh shit

right

Yeah

True

[ruby copper]

Bro

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[simple drift]

how do you get it

[muted shuttle]

archive.org

[simple drift]

pirate

[muted shuttle]

because they took r23 off their website

[polar python]

mf pirating cinebench

[muted shuttle]

sandwich@MacBook-Pro ~ % echo >> /Users/sandwich/.zprofile
sandwich@MacBook-Pro ~ % echo 'eval "$(/opt/homebrew/bin/brew shellenv zsh)"' >> /Users/sandwich/.zprofile
sandwich@MacBook-Pro ~ % eval "$(/opt/homebrew/bin/brew shellenv zsh)"
sandwich@MacBook-Pro ~ % brew
Example usage:

Wow

@ruby copper

Thanks

[ruby copper]

Do it for like 5 min I wanna be orange again.

[simple drift]

run geekbench i need to see your multicore score

[narrow crown]

mineek resigning?

[ruby copper]

No

[muted shuttle]

I dont think aaron will like that

[ruby copper]

Aaron wouldn't care

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Is this true

[simple drift]

ok

[ruby copper]

Piracy?

[simple drift]

idk

[muted shuttle]

macbook ultra

real

✅

[simple drift]

nope

you shouldve waited for the september one

[polar python]

Btw by not listening to mineek u r forcing him to have a role without his consent. Toxic server environment and not a good example of the admin team. @muted shuttle

[simple drift]

anyway run geekbench

[muted shuttle]

I wanted to avoid that one

[simple drift]

what

[polar python]

m5 ultra

[ruby copper]

Yes exactly this.

[muted shuttle]

possible redesign issues

Dont wanna deal w it

[simple drift]

right

[polar python]

macbook oled is dumb

lowk

[muted shuttle]

that too

mini led looks fucking GOOD

[simple drift]

you made me download the windows one

is there even a mac one

[muted shuttle]

Yes

[agile sun]

yeah

[muted shuttle]

U just downloaded the wrong one

Dummy

[simple drift]

youre lying

[muted shuttle]

check archive.org dog

[ashen basin]

I need it

[agile sun]

cinebench 2024 i believe added apple silicon

[muted shuttle]

https://archive.org/download/CinebenchR23/CinebenchR23.dmg

[simple drift]

im telling aaron

[simple drift]

hey

hey

[muted shuttle]

Its not piracy its abandonware

[simple drift]

look

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[simple drift]

at

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[simple drift]

this

[muted shuttle]

Look at what

Hi

[polar python]

Hi

[muted shuttle]

Im using my xg27ucs

Fuck you

Hdr still on

[simple drift]

penis

[muted shuttle]

penis

[simple drift]

🅱️enis

[muted shuttle]

Alright chat im ready

[simple drift]

ok

[polar python]

hdr 400 :/

[muted shuttle]

Im going to smoke this fucking threadripper

[simple drift]

close discord on it

[muted shuttle]

I closed everything

[simple drift]

no you are NOT rofl

[muted shuttle]

Yea I will

Watch this

[polar python]

still on discord

[muted shuttle]

Ez

[muted shuttle]

Mobile dumbass

[simple drift]

thats not a thing

whats a mobile

[polar python]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith @muted shuttle @teal bramble 📢 Huge news: $1,000 could be yours.

[simple drift]

ok

[muted shuttle]

With each pass the gap gets smaller and smaller

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/nypost/status/2036509703950217581?s=46

New York Post (@nypost)

Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food https://trib.al/IvZIB0D

vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 57 🔁 20 · Mar 24, 2026, 6:25 PM

[muted shuttle]

Uh oh…..

I must beat threadripper

[ruby copper]

ts Maxine mf keeps flexing

[polar python]

ts Maxine mf keeps flexing

[untold helm]

ts Maxine mf keeps flexing

[simple drift]

trust this is 1x speed

[narrow crown]

maxine how did u afford such a crazy macbook

[simple drift]

daddy’s money

[narrow crown]

typical

[simple drift]

rofl

[drifting marten]

Is IPA ranger and DLipa legit

[simple drift]

probably not

[drifting marten]

ok

[narrow crown]

chimpanzee boot camp: are you a CHIMP, or are you a CHUMP?!

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle what is the cpu clock speed

[narrow crown]

is this anything

[muted shuttle]

Single core 4.6GHz, multi core 4.3GHz

[ruby copper]

bootcamp??! Is this a Windows on Mac reference

[thick tapir]

fuck it imma run one

nvm my cpu does not like. im pinned at 100c 🥀

[ruby copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/690292652889079840/1402368011658203176/ragebait.gif

[simple drift]

close enough

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[bitter gazelle]

m2 pro twins

[simple drift]

do u have a 10 or 12 core

[bitter gazelle]

12

[simple drift]

i ordered a 12 core but they sent me a 10 core

[bitter gazelle]

LOL

[simple drift]

and i got some of my money back

[bitter gazelle]

refund time

how much did u pay

[simple drift]

^

[bitter gazelle]

and how much did u get back

[muted shuttle]

it's so over

i gotta return it

[simple drift]

£1125 and i got £125 back

[muted shuttle]

and buy m5 ultra

[thick tapir]

all yall rich mfers while im still stuck on a 14700k 😔

[compact cobalt]

should i skip my object oriented programming class

[simple drift]

i could’ve done a full refund but i rather just keep this one

[thick tapir]

not even the 14900k 😔

[simple drift]

10 core model is plenty fast enough

[bitter gazelle]

oh god

i have a 16" and it was 46k czk

[compact cobalt]

I just figured out all of the material for today's class within like 15 minutes

[bitter gazelle]

brand new

[narrow crown]

no

[muted shuttle]

@polar python @desert cairn @ruby copper @velvet zenith 67

[simple drift]

16” way too big

also i have 32gb ram how much ram do you have

[polar python]

67

[simple drift]

the ram cost money

[bitter gazelle]

16...

[simple drift]

not enough

[bitter gazelle]

14" wasnt in stock

[thick tapir]

32gb of ram is the new 8gb and 64gb is the new 16gb

[bitter gazelle]

ive had it since may 2024 and it is enough

[simple drift]

i can’t wait for this to end

[simple drift]

i just got mine

[bitter gazelle]

they sent u a silver magsafe cable LMAOO

[simple drift]

i got it refurbished so

[compact cobalt]

magsafe is overrated

[simple drift]

again idc i don’t move the cable

[vocal plinth]

Oh that is unfortunate, but I don't have sleep apnea. It more has to do with other issues like PTSD and also somewhat work.

[simple drift]

i take a usbc charger with me when i’m out

[compact cobalt]

the RCA looking ass connector they used in PPC laptops was better

[versed sun]

I don’t remember iMacs having soldered hard drives

[bitter gazelle]

yea tahts sivkelr

fuck ij nfant type

[simple drift]

yeah

[untold helm]

• ram companies this year

[long condor]

I love my macbook pro 2021 M1 max 64 giB 1t

[compact cobalt]

when the ram prices crash I'm upgrading my laptop to 96GB

[simple drift]

they will never crash

[bitter gazelle]

im so glad i got 32gb of 6000 ddr5 for 100 bucks 🥰

[compact cobalt]

wtf

[long condor]

we need an apple watch ultra with an M3 in it

[simple drift]

yall have pcs and macbooks

that’s money

all i have is my laptop

[thick tapir]

*if

[untold helm]

It won’t for a few years

[long condor]

im money i love being old

[bitter gazelle]

i am jealous

[molten crag]

wdym watchOS 5 received a security update

[untold helm]

I love ai companies buying 2027 ram while not even making a profit

[long condor]

someone needs to invent AI that uses HDDs somehow and like not even SSDs make it work

[untold helm]

???

What chat was that supposed to go to

[bitter gazelle]

crazy statmenet

statement

why is my internet so slow

[simple drift]

i need more stickers

[thick tapir]

i got a 32k 🥀

[simple drift]

what was said

[thick tapir]

imma kms

[ruby copper]

Muffin sticker

[bitter gazelle]

no u dont

[simple drift]

i do

[untold helm]

Linux distro sticker pack

[bitter gazelle]

i have no stickers

[simple drift]

no

[main timber]

translation: i need to be more performative

[robust lotus]

@outer adder

[untold helm]

???

[simple drift]

bro

[compact cobalt]

wait

[outer adder]

@robust lotus

[compact cobalt]

you guys know that thing

trumprx right?

wen eta trumpram

[bitter gazelle]

@ruby copper wen eta iSO 26.4 jb iphone 17 pro max??????

[vocal plinth]

joe biren

[bitter gazelle]

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

[compact cobalt]

is that the HDR version

[bitter gazelle]

1600 nits blasted into my eyes

[main timber]

Mark my words it will be released in July of 2027

[narrow crown]

yea this laptop is boooring

[simple drift]

yes

[bitter gazelle]

no it wont

[simple drift]

yea

[compact cobalt]

i can't tell because my laptop doesn't have it

[compact cobalt]

L

[untold helm]

And what if it isn’t

[main timber]

nothing will happen as always

[compact cobalt]

my laptop had the option for a high res OLED screen, but it also costed like 400$ more than the 100% sRGB IPS panel

soooo fuck that

[jaunty wagon]

what laptop

[compact cobalt]

i'll upgrade eventually

[bitter gazelle]

mine isnt

its clean

[jaunty wagon]

buy the panel and swap it yourself

[simple drift]

what could stkc possibly have done to deserve honorary members

[compact cobalt]

ThinkPad P16s gen 4

[simple drift]

boring

[compact cobalt]

yeah I'm going to do that eventually

[jaunty wagon]

is yours touch

if it's touch it's a pita

[compact cobalt]

tbf MacBooks are the most boring looking laptops

[jaunty wagon]

but can still do it

[compact cobalt]

outside the Neo

[bitter gazelle]

❌

[compact cobalt]

nope

[bitter gazelle]

says a thinkpad owner bro 😭

[jaunty wagon]

nice

[tepid ermine]

No stickers no nothing attractive basic asf

[main timber]

yea bc they are specifically made for larping

[compact cobalt]

newer ones are boring, yes, but nothing beats the BRICK variant

[main timber]

and old thinkpads

[bitter gazelle]

yea i didnt wanna discolor it

[jaunty wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet Which macOS should I install

[compact cobalt]

also, I love the notch on the newer ThinkPads

[narrow crown]

this is even more boring!

[untold helm]

Twinkpad

[jaunty wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-false-nuke-walter-white-false-breaking-bad-false-breaking-bad-false-nuke-gif-11851145952566757188

[tepid ermine]

just get chromebook

[bitter gazelle]

no its not!

[untold helm]

Old thinkpads are made for twinks not larpers

[main timber]

so ull have a live kali usb ull load that into the old ass thinkpad and then do "neofetch" or "fastfetch" in cmd and people will think uare mr robot red hat black hat programmer hacker

[jaunty wagon]

Another truth nuke

[raven pine]

can someone of higher intelligence explain the darksword kernel exploit in very simple terms

[compact cobalt]

thinkpads are better than macbooks, change my mind

[vocal plinth]

@polar python what you on bruh

[main timber]

oh and also u can do sudo apt update (or smth idk how it is on kali/arch) and it will update and everyone will think u are cool as shit

[bitter gazelle]

software
software goes Boom on iOS 15-18
kernel hacked 👍 ✅

[thick tapir]

i lowkey should replace my thermal paste at some point but thats too much work

[tepid ermine]

ai 👽

[main timber]

oh and also make sure to wear a hoodie with it

[polar python]

?

Leaked

[jaunty wagon]

Private entity made exploit chain to hack the feds and important people and now it is public

[bitter gazelle]

@polar python

[compact cobalt]

i use my finger as thermal paste

[raven pine]

thank very much

[untold helm]

As a Linux user we don’t associate with Kali skids 🙏

[raven pine]

can the said kernel exploit be used for breaking out of ios jail

[bitter gazelle]

when kernel haxx Successful you can overwrite memory and shit and do all sorts of shit

[main timber]

BOII what did u just say about muh mr robot os system ???????????

[narrow crown]

but im bored by it, which makes it boring

[bitter gazelle]

for jb you need pac and ppl/sptm bypass

[jaunty wagon]

Eventually

[raven pine]

oh so basically a jailbreak

[compact cobalt]

now why would you ever need to overwrite memory

that sounds gay

as fuck

[bitter gazelle]

nuh uh

[simple drift]

finally done with single core

[bitter gazelle]

i didnt wanna ruin the color with stickers

[jaunty garnet]

sequoia

[simple drift]

it’s silver

[bitter gazelle]

no its space gray

[thick tapir]

i do not have the patience to run single core 😮‍💨

[compact cobalt]

catalina

[raven pine]

i mean if theres a kernel exploit thats (one of) the most important steps done

[bitter gazelle]

i wouldve gotten silver but they only had space gray 16" in stock back then

[simple drift]

so is mine

[bitter gazelle]

i guess, theyre all equally important

[untold helm]

2012 MBP btw

[raven pine]

thanks

[bitter gazelle]

urs is space gay

[compact cobalt]

Sonoma

[simple drift]

yes

[bitter gazelle]

cuz ur gay haha get it?

[jaunty garnet]

install snow leopard

[simple drift]

[compact cobalt]

Sequoia under OCLP doesn't run great

[bitter gazelle]

#joke #haha #2016

[compact cobalt]

bro might be dumb

[raven pine]

i saw opa334 already put something out and they know a ton soo we can only hope

[untold helm]

I’ve been considering Ventura

[main timber]

oh and for the ultimate larp u need to wear a black hoodie like in mr robot then go to a starbucks (specifically where people work with macbooks idk i dont live in america it might be just a stereotype) and then you'll pull out ur old ass thinkpad with a kali usb, plug that kali usb in and then wait until it loads right and make sure to get some attention so like you will look like a cool hacker amongst the stupid vibecoders

[compact cobalt]

wait why are we talking about kernel exploits

[untold helm]

Since it has better support than Monterey, matches up with my iOS version plus it has continuity camera

[compact cobalt]

did something release other than coruna?

[compact cobalt]

W version

[ruby copper]

Put a muffin sticker on it

[bitter gazelle]

give me

[untold helm]

Darksword

[compact cobalt]

what versions are affected?

[untold helm]

Also thinking a bit for somona for like the widgets lol

But I’ll try Ventura first

[raven pine]

ios 15.0 - ios 26.0.1

[compact cobalt]

oh damn

so basically 17.0 jailbreak can happen if the exploit is viable

after that nothing

[bitter gazelle]

i mean isn't it already half real

we have sb injection

[compact cobalt]

i mean a full jailbreak though

[bitter gazelle]

fair

[untold helm]

Same with up to 17.2.1

[teal bramble]

Oke

[untold helm]

Dopamine is going to update with EOL iOS 16 support soon since that was leaked

[vocal plinth]

Probably won’t get farther than what it is right now

[compact cobalt]

does 17.2.1 have an SPTM bypass among other things?

[raven pine]

i think so

[untold helm]

That’s what they don’t want you to think

[raven pine]

im not a professional by any means

[untold helm]

They need to properly reverse engineer coruna

[raven pine]

this is what google posted

[raven pine]

they are just spamming fancy hacker guy buzzwords though

[untold helm]

None of these words are in the Bible

[dense valve]

i have a deep blue m2 so i can't put stickers on it 😭

[teal bramble]

@polar python Please rotate your phone

[polar python]

Ok

[teal bramble]

please rotate your phone

[dense valve]

@polar python Please eat your phone

[bitter gazelle]

😭

@teal bramble you smell btw

btw i have been getting your instagram in my recommended to follow for like 4 months now

do whatever you want with that information

[raven pine]

thats ur sign to follow him

[bitter gazelle]

no

[dense valve]

ts is why i keep mine private

[bitter gazelle]

i dont want to

[raven pine]

are u sure

[bitter gazelle]

i see what reels you like

[raven pine]

took me 10 seconds to find it

atleast the obvious one

[gritty dagger]

Can someone help me

[untold helm]

Yeah

[simple drift]

what would stickers do

[untold helm]

Stick

[gritty dagger]

Check dms

[slim loom]

why dont you just ask here

[teal bramble]

Wow.

[teal bramble]

:/

[ruby copper]

@teal bramble @simple drift @half compass new emote just dropped

[bitter gazelle]

ikr

[molten crag]

once upon a time i saw macOS tahoe @ a best buy and i was like
"thank god i stayed on sequoia, this looks ugly af"

[teal bramble]

Disgusting

[teal bramble]

idk why im getting recommended by so many people

Like bro how do instagram know i Interact with you

[simple drift]

awful

[teal bramble]

maybe cuz u have my phone number & im a contact but thats besides the point

[simple drift]

@teal bramble

[muted shuttle]

keto remove the pot from pothole and blitz

[teal bramble]

?

[muted shuttle]

as of march 20, 66,000

HOLES FILLED

in mayor mamdani's hole

[teal bramble]

mods

[simple drift]

holes filled

[ruby copper]

@simple drift @teal bramble @muted shuttle gn

[simple drift]

goon night