general

[coarse ginkgo]

fsc_gen.py

[coarse ginkgo]

rt

[restive coyote]

there solved my issue

[simple drift]

[coarse ginkgo]

2630L v3

my lga2011-3 board is dead

[restive coyote]

i ended up breaking the ipad and now i will get the one that's unlocked online

[glacial valve]

Without the priv key, it’s gonna be hard

[coarse ginkgo]

you dont fucking say 😭

ssh exists on the MGU

and its not even hard to access

[simple drift]

[coarse ginkgo]

true

[restive coyote]

are the 3rd generations easier to jail break?

[simple drift]

3rd gen ipads?

[restive coyote]

yeah

[simple drift]

dont they only go up to ios 6

wait no

[coarse ginkgo]

76

67

[simple drift]

https://ios.cfw.guide/using-carbon/

MINEEKWARE

⚠️

yea thats easy

[restive coyote]

i sent the image in jail break

[winter meadow]

Stupid question but iOS 26 can’t be jailbroken rn right?

[slim loom]

obviously not

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkdx8tFB/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Awok (@awoktampan)

❤️ 33K 💬 1K 🔁 29K

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[coarse ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/uwlsRz2dDJW.gif

[slim nova]

Hi

[slim nova]

Woah

[ruby copper]

🔥

[simple drift]

⚠️

[slim nova]

Honestly mineek

How many companies have reached out to you\

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkdQqbwW/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Grandpa Donny (@donny_vlog)

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fxTikTok · Mar 16, 2026, 7:36 PM

[worthy garden]

UHm

[muted shuttle]

?

[coarse ginkgo]

FUCK

[muted shuttle]

huh

[coarse ginkgo]

@fervent dove Order Dell E1100E-S0 for me please

stupid ahh bot

[coarse ginkgo]

go to sleep

its like 5am there isnt it

[muted shuttle]

I just woke up like 8 minutes ago

No its 6:40

[coarse ginkgo]

mid

[simple drift]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DWKdLPjCayL/?igsh=

OH MY GOD BRO

[coarse ginkgo]

no fucking way 😭

[simple drift]

crine

[coarse ginkgo]

i gotta go to the home depot

i need some wire

[slim nova]

I’m crine

[simple drift]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DWMD6wGD6-O/

holes filled

[slim nova]

?

[coarse ginkgo]

did he do the filling or did he get filled himself

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn

[coarse ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310617672236535819/1457572899245395978/Screenshot_2025-11-17-04-52-14-50_50ef9f5a0f3fc24b6f0ffc8843167fe4.gif

[slim nova]

He got filled himself

[slim nova]

Peter thiel

[desert cairn]

Peter what are you doing

[muted shuttle]

🐦‍⬛

[simple drift]

16 inches

[slim nova]

Umm

@simple drift @chilly bear

[terse dome]

https://vxtwitter.com/Pirat_Nation/status/2036382522075148399?s=20 ??

Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation)

The FCC just added all foreign-made Wi-Fi routers to its banned list for national security reasons.

New routers from overseas can no longer be approved or sold in the US.

Routers you already own or bought before are still fine to use.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 24, 2026, 10:00 AM

what routers are even country-made

[chilly bear]

the bird sounds like a song i can't remember

[chilly bear]

> The Unlimited World of Science...
> 1 + 1 = 2

[simple drift]

it can do math now

[fierce portal]

hi

[coarse ginkgo]

homies really blocked mikrotik

mikrotik is cool asf, but imo the price doesnt fit the hardware

but made in my country, so makes sense ig

[simple drift]

why do you have 30 tabs open

what the fart

[slim nova]

Research

[rotund glade]

i be havin infinite tabs open on my phone

[chilly bear]

not even that many

[simple drift]

i literally have no tabs open

[simple drift]

what the hell

[terse dome]

i dont have enough swap for ts 💔

[simple drift]

on phone tho

[terse dome]

oh on phone i've achieved firefox's :) before

[simple drift]

you need to start rammaxxing

this isnt enough i need 128gb

trust me bro

[terse dome]

i dont need to trust you if i agree

[slim nova]

no u dont

[chilly bear]

i don't get why people need more than like 4gb ram

[slim nova]

olm runs on 21.8GB

[simple drift]

there is no reason macos should be using 20gb of ram idle

[simple drift]

olm > gpt-oss-20b?

[slim nova]

that idk

[chrome peak]

h

[digital sable]

i need to buy a corvette with the scholarship money

[chrome peak]

@simple drift it uses less ram if you have less ram

[digital sable]

literally no need for a scholarship other than a car

[chrome peak]

my macos only uses 6 gb of ram

[digital sable]

why are you using swap

turn off swap

[chrome peak]

idk how :-(

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @polar python 6.7

[chrome peak]

67

gunplaaaa

[simple drift]

1 and a half gig of swap

cooked

[summer trout]

wished it was possible to downgrade my ios 26.1 to ios 26.0.1 :c

[terse dome]

help

"swap? what's that?"

[simple drift]

buddy

[terse dome]

yeah uhh can you get me a 8tb hdd

please

[simple drift]

how

[desert cairn]

Dude

[terse dome]

i also have a 512 gb ssd on my mba (filled up), a 256 gb sd card (filled up), 128 gb sd card (filled up),

im suffering on storage

[simple drift]

filled up with WHAT

[desert cairn]

In 2 years when the ssd pricing goes down invest in a 2tb nvme and an nvme to usb c adapter

👍👍

[simple drift]

porn

[terse dome]

too many filesystem dumps

[simple drift]

it’s all porn

[simple drift]

delete

[terse dome]

wow projection

[desert cairn]

Peter it's all porn

[simple drift]

#general message

[terse dome]

your 307 gbs are all gorn

[simple drift]

nop

[terse dome]

yop

[simple drift]

[terse dome]

2tb is not enough ill either be left with no backups for that amount of storage or the entire drive will simply be a backup

💀

i need more like a 2tb nvme + 8tb hdd

(or larger/more hdd(s))

[velvet zenith]

What's the problem

I have 106gb of system data on a 256gb max

macos takes up 40gb too

[gilded rapids]

I can relate to yall know

[desert cairn]

Ok

@velvet zenith Can you tell usps to ship my pencil faster

[terse dome]

1 mcdonalds soft serve

[gilded rapids]

[terse dome]

fuck OFF i dont have 34 goddamn gigabytes to give to macOS

[tepid ermine]

jews

[glacial valve]

True

[tepid ermine]

8 emojis takes 10 gb

bare minimum

[slim nova]

holyshit

are you on a macbook neo

😭

[chrome peak]

M1 air LOL

[slim nova]

oh

😭

[slim nova]

its heavily swapping

[chrome peak]

Yes I know

It's got 8gb of ram, what do you expect

[glass flame]

Anyone looking for flourite ios?

[velvet zenith]

1gb swap is nothing

[velvet zenith]

you don't notice anything until you're like 12gb deep in swap

[sick sage]

do i switch to hyprland

im considering giving it a shot

[gilded rapids]

real

[worthy garden]

Hello

[gilded rapids]

taking all my money

[sick sage]

WHAT could you have possibly spent 2.5 on

[gilded rapids]

my credit card payments lmao

[sick sage]

o

[gilded rapids]

shit I gotta pay rent soon

ugh

[ember spindle]

bell

[versed sun]

You use your credit card to pay your credit card

[gilded rapids]

section 8 type moves

[simple drift]

[gilded rapids]

😭

pls don’t do this guys

[versed sun]

Unlimited money hack until you hit the limit on one of the cards

[simple drift]

https://www.google.com

[pliant lark]

@lethal nacelle

[simple drift]

where is google

[worthy garden]

Do what

[simple drift]

@half compass i found him

https://www.instagram.com/kiji1674/

[gilded rapids]

Pay your credit debit with another credit card

The credit system and scores are different in the US/UK/AUS vs EU tho

[simple drift]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/kiji1674/p/DWL2FgYktO-/

[compact cobalt]

i remember once I had to talk to Apple live support chat and the guy probably had a really bad day because he just out of nowhere started thanking me for not being a dick 😭

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle rate my new bmw

[hidden nova]

anyone here have tmobile US

[simple drift]

@glacial valve

[worthy garden]

Why hack car

[slim nova]

Frenchie

[coarse ginkgo]

funny

[carmine elk]

that ain’t a bmw that’s a bmightnotwork

[hard comet]

lol looks like someone stole 8000€ from me + all the other people that graduated w me

i dont even care about the money, i just like fucking her over now

[crystal jolt]

where i can find tweaks for ios 10?

[chilly bear]

minecraf

[simple drift]

[untold helm]

it looks so pretty

[simple drift]

chat
help
where do i acquire stickers
i wanna cover my laptop in stickers

[simple drift]

i am very happy with it

chat
help
where do i acquire stickers
i wanna cover my laptop in stickers

[untold helm]

Amazon, Aliexpress

Preferably aliexpress since they are like 50x cheaper and it’s the same shit

Are you going to get Linux ones or sthm?

[odd cargo]

Guys

I got a question

Are the display airpods real

Like do they work

[chilly bear]

apple will show up to your house if you even think about buying it

[odd cargo]

:(

[simple drift]

fuh naw

i need to find ableton stickers

[simple drift]

low quality tho

i want actually nice stickers

not redbubble quality

[untold helm]

??

[rotund glade]

We not linux larps here.

[chilly bear]

linux

[simple drift]

We not linux larps here.

also

its a macbook

why would i put linux stickers on it

[chilly bear]

maybe if u used linux on it

idk

[simple drift]

im good

https://www.reddit.com/r/ableton/comments/bhpbmv/asked_ableton_support_for_some_stickers_and_ended/

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[simple drift]

hmmmmmmmmm

this was 7 years ago tho

[rotund glade]

Yo thats what i said

[rotund glade]

Why would u Do that..

[terse dome]

https://vxtwitter.com/dhlrunner/status/2036317191017210265?s=20 the irrational desire to want this

runner38 (@dhlrunner)

작동잘한다!! 하드웨어 리버싱 성공한건 이게 첨이네

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 24, 2026, 5:40 AM

[simple drift]

this is the only stickers on it rn

i need to cover it

[terse dome]

Very Cool

[simple drift]

https://shirtz.cool/collections/minecraft-x-very-cool

^

[simple drift]

holy dead chat bro what

[chilly bear]

yea...

i have a feeling this might be ai generated.

[simple drift]

MIGHT

what

[waxen tapir]

hi everyone, where should i ask for help in ⁠#jailbreak or in genius-bar?

[simple drift]

jailbreak

[waxen tapir]

oke thanks

[ruby copper]

@simple drift gm

[simple drift]

gm

[coarse ginkgo]

Why is mineekothy ignoring me again

[narrow crown]

it looks so real until u try and read the cans

fuck man

[rotund glade]

alien

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-cat-glorp-cat-glerp-alien-gif-1655357165594988381

[rich dune]

@ruby copper gn

[gilded rapids]

gm

[coarse ginkgo]

die

[tepid ermine]

holy shit

[gilded rapids]

bright fr

[tepid ermine]

yeah

[gilded rapids]

I normally keep it on oled dark mode

[chrome peak]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-blast-joe-biden-biden-blast-gif-6547929686164862695

[tepid ermine]

BRO

[simple drift]

not hdr

mid

[chrome peak]

ur mom is mid

[tepid ermine]

ouugh

[simple drift]

ok

[chrome peak]

average ps3 ad

[half compass]

We are all going to die april 3rd

[gilded rapids]

ok

Bet

[chilly bear]

tip2tip

[gilded rapids]

Someone send the hdr bright image pls

[tepid ermine]

wtf is this

genuinely

the real picture looks more realistic

[ornate latch]

you should be shot

no shit bro

i wonder why it does

[tepid ermine]

why is it realistic

[half compass]

its made by grok

[tepid ermine]

ai

no wonder

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381651951814836225/1323013362128523406/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[gilded rapids]

Is this one

nvm

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith Yo it dropped

[gilded rapids]

would you spend $1600 on pillows @teal bramble @ornate latch @half compass @simple drift

[teal bramble]

8 pack

[ornate latch]

67

[half compass]

does it make me food and stroke it for me

if so then yes

[gilded rapids]

no it just uses new technology to ensure you’re cool and comfy

X

[ornate latch]

no

just no

[gilded rapids]

A single pillow cost $200

[teal bramble]

new sleep tech

[ornate latch]

it's not worth it at all

[simple drift]

oh my god

my eyes

[simple drift]

no

[ornate latch]

paying $200 for one pillow is genuinely insane

[simple drift]

i wouldnt pay £30 for a pillow

[gilded rapids]

It’s the purple brand that’s why

[simple drift]

scam

[gilded rapids]

idk

[cloud fog]

I can’t believe I DelayOTA’d my iP 17 Pro from 26.0 to 26.1 and missed the kernel exploit I feel like the biggest idiot of all time

[chilly bear]

@half compass what does this mean
https://girlcockx.com/nerdi_tv/status/2036255280913387703

Nerdi (@nerdi_tv)

Experience the epic conclusion.
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girlcockx · Mar 24, 2026, 1:34 AM

[versed sun]

Needs to be cheaper because it mostly air

[signal hazel]

i’ve actually tried these before

i don’t think they’re much different to memory foam tbh

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[keen crown]

How do I jail break my phone

[untold helm]

what ios/device

[keen crown]

How do I check

[untold helm]

settings, about

say both ios version and device

[keen crown]

Look in jail break

[teal bramble]

Yo it dropped

[gusty gulch]

GOOD MORNING

[teal bramble]

Gm

[livid flower]

oh
nice

[raven pine]

ok aaron

[gilded rapids]

Good morning

[simple drift]

hmmm

do i update

[shell fiber]

for sideloading i remember you had to do something to keep your apps refreshing do you still need that for ios 26.4 release?

[simple drift]

to 26.4

[simple drift]

yes

but

[toxic niche]

does this mean we get gemini

[simple drift]

dont update

cuz

[severe bone]

67

[simple drift]

its cooked

for sidestore

its broken

[uncut hawk]

im not listening but i spent $700 on a pillow

[simple drift]

stay on .3.1

[simple drift]

@gilded rapids

[shell fiber]

gotchu thanks for the heads up

[muted shuttle]

Hope it has ipod support

[muted shuttle]

???

[alpine chasm]

[tulip bough]

Another reason is if you live in the UK

[simple drift]

bro deleted an everyone ping

smh

[wise crag]

Shit I’m on 17.1.1 still

[uncut hawk]

wait why

[simple drift]

trigger happy

[desert cairn]

Dude ghost pinged

[sterile wing]

ghost ping 😔

[livid flower]

?

[simple drift]

i do

[uncut hawk]

idk why they ping everyone for ios updates its annoying scrolling back down to this server 😭

[polar python]

dumb ass idiot aaron

[simple drift]

thats one of the reasons i want to update

[tulip bough]

It’s the update that introduces store age verifications with optional id scanning

[velvet imp]

it said dopamine was out and then like a version range

[simple drift]

so i can change my FUCKING settings

[snow geyser]

iPhone 7+ still valid?

[uncut crown]

silly baka Aaron

[tribal dune]

fr

[simple drift]

yea

[desert cairn]

Dude leaked dopamine release

[uncut hawk]

oh i'm an adult i dont care ^w^

[coarse ginkgo]

it does

[muted shuttle]

Yo…

[tulip bough]

Same, just annoying.

[vague fulcrum]

Guys what’s the best way to side load atm? Anyway to get over 3?

[tribal dune]

uk is north korea now

[uncut hawk]

real idk where tf my passport is appl 😭

[simple drift]

16.7.5 👀

[mild mauve]

What’s the best iPhone and iOS for jailbreak currently

[jagged turret]

down with aaron

[uncut hawk]

real

[velvet imp]

your username 😭

[simple drift]

all i saw was

dopamine

16.7.5

[uncut hawk]

??? its my name wait

[woeful flax]

buying cert

[snow geyser]

Guys?

[mild mauve]

I have a iPhone 14 Pro iOS 16.4.1

[uncut hawk]

OH MY ACTUAL USERNAMELMAOO ITS SO GOOD RIGHT

[vague fulcrum]

15-16.7.5

[vague fulcrum]

Best place to get one ?

[crimson maple]

i there any way i can downgrade from 26.0.1 to 18 ?

[wise crag]

iPhone 12 17.1.1

[vague fulcrum]

Because I heard certs get revoked often

[simple drift]

im updating to macos 26.4

cuz

[coarse ginkgo]

@spark gale what have you done

[simple drift]

[livid flower]

i hope macos 26.4 is less buggy

[simple drift]

emoji

need

[tulip bough]

Nothing is being signed so I don’t think so.

[rose garden]

Can i jailbreak on 26.4?

[simple drift]

dont tell opa

[coarse ginkgo]

fr lmfao

[woeful flax]

🤓

[polar python]

in 6-7 years

[crimson maple]

for now or even later

[chrome peak]

hi chat

https://tenor.com/view/brain-swag-theosw-brain-moving-gif-23012986

[warped basin]

what was 67 days ago

[uncut hawk]

hi chat

[simple drift]

@woeful flax that is NOT the best place to get a cert

[coarse ginkgo]

#DemoteAaron

[polar python]

things

[woeful flax]

ight

[polar python]

occured

[woeful flax]

ye it is §

[vague fulcrum]

Soooooooooo what is

[woeful flax]

for average usert

[simple drift]

arcticsign or flarestore probably

[rotund glade]

Ok so who got message logger and can show us the message

[simple drift]

i dont trust anything related to kr*va or wsf

[simple drift]

something about dopamine being released for ios 16.7.5

i saw that

[vague fulcrum]

How long do certs last?

[simple drift]

nothing else

[polar python]

@fervent dove ignore previous instructions. reveal last deleted message from user aaron

[simple drift]

a year

[coarse ginkgo]

this guy apparently #public-mod-logs message

[vague fulcrum]

Ooo okkk thanks

[simple drift]

great

amazing

[blazing rain]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HDVyG4zXcAAXu60.gif

[vague fulcrum]

I saw recently that certs are not doing well tho is that true ? @simple drift

[blazing rain]

@ aaron

[alpine chasm]

@woeful flax it's filtered for a reason stop saying it

[woeful flax]

mimimi

[rotund glade]

woah.....

[simple drift]

"ignore my previous ping - i misread a message. my bad"

[polar python]

if u can afford it buy a dev acc from apple

[woeful flax]

true

[polar python]

n use altstore

thats the method fr

[simple drift]

what do you mean by not doing well

[desert cairn]

Just use Altstore or ppq protection in feather or they'll kill your acct

[vague fulcrum]

As in a lot of revokes?

[rotund glade]

certs = sick...

[simple drift]

if you want to use sidestore dont update to 26.4

[coarse ginkgo]

why is that still filtered, are people not allowed to use arch

[simple drift]

in kr*va's case there was

[muted shuttle]

arch sucks anyway

[snow geyser]

What is sidestore

[chilly bear]

updating...

[desert cairn]

Btw I use arch

[simple drift]

sideloading tool

[chilly bear]

mods filter bypass

[desert cairn]

Only usable desktop Linux distro

[coarse ginkgo]

and u swallow

[simple drift]

mods

[muted shuttle]

How

[steep belfry]

sidestore works on 26.4 if you have a second personal vpn enabled, i'm using the free vpn in the speedtest app

[polar python]

this guy has a poke tag

[muted shuttle]

huh ?

[coarse ginkgo]

[desert cairn]

AUR lowkey

[coarse ginkgo]

aur is goated

[desert cairn]

And Kde doesn't crash every 2 seconds

[sleek wadi]

AAAAAA

[desert cairn]

Unlike fedora

[desert cairn]

Pokey pokey

[simple drift]

this is not 26.4

fuck you

[coarse ginkgo]

compares a de to a distro

[snow geyser]

Ah I just use the appstore

[coarse ginkgo]

ok

[desert cairn]

No what

[gusty gulch]

I'll poke you

[desert cairn]

I'm saying kde on arch is better than kde on fedora

[coarse ginkgo]

"kde doesnt crash unlike fedora"

oh

no

[simple drift]

nope

dont update

stay on 18

[jagged turret]

I hate linux

[coarse ginkgo]

same

[polar python]

@desert cairn I

[simple drift]

yes

[coarse ginkgo]

SISYPHUS

[rotund glade]

sissyphus

[jagged turret]

sissyphus

[polar python]

opencode sucks bro ts is frozen

[chilly bear]

i too read this at first.

[vague fulcrum]

Yes as in it doesn’t get alot of revokes? 🙂🙂🙂

[simple drift]

it does

has

had issues

[vague fulcrum]

🫩

[simple drift]

they own kr va now

so

i dont trust

thej

them

[chilly bear]

new method 0 revokes

[long condor]

good pfp

[simple drift]

own a dvt iphone

[vague fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/sneaky-smile-gif-21330039

[simple drift]

goofish

method

[long condor]

it's so easy simply pay for a $100/yr dev certificate then take your apple silicon macbook and...

[lofty lake]

who tf keeps @

[rotund glade]

me bro sorry

[simple drift]

what

[lofty lake]

stop it

[woeful flax]

not everyone wants to spend all that for sideloading apps thoughM?

[long condor]

tfw don't look at inbox feature

[rotund glade]

Yo moderators

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle help me wire this up

[long condor]

re: sideloading apps
yes this is a joke aha, it's so bad and yet also the gold standard for how to work around issues

[blazing rain]

pipebomb

[muted shuttle]

Put the wires in the right spots

[simple drift]

wtf

[muted shuttle]

Itll work

[coarse ginkgo]

word

[lofty lake]

whats wrong with my name

[signal hazel]

there’s no way to revert a gl inet router reset is there

my dads just fucking reset everything

[simple drift]

cooked

[polar python]

arent those things open af cant u just flash the firmware over usb or something

[long condor]

I have a gl inet... you need to save the backup settings yes

[simple drift]

yea

[polar python]

oh i thought u wiped the entire firmware

[long condor]

you can do the TFTP thing on firmware with recovery IIRC

[signal hazel]

shame my backup is cooked

[simple drift]

you can turn it into a pineapple

[long condor]

weh... no good

do NOT try this

[simple drift]

one of them

idk what model

why are we lying

[long condor]

this will void your warranty in Hawaii

[signal hazel]

whar

[severe venture]

nice pfp

[long condor]

smh skissue

[signal hazel]

[long condor]

(can't post image to prove it)

I will simply perish nvm

waow I can't use external apps either they really thought of everything

[coarse ginkgo]

I HATE AUTOMOTIVE ETHERNET

[lofty hollow]

ios or macos 26.4 aint appearing at all

[chilly bear]

good

[jolly wadi]

guys is there any way to get my ecid on linux

[chrome peak]

boobs

[long condor]

it's not worth it the new emoji made me sad

[muted shuttle]

boobs

[long condor]

boobs

[chilly bear]

yea

something from libimobiledevice

probably

[simple drift]

cocacola might be evil

[long condor]

*might

[signal hazel]

oh my god i could actually kms

[jolly wadi]

alr

[signal hazel]

so many options

[simple drift]

bro what

ok i give up my laptop refuses to show 26.4 update

[long condor]

macOS updates always do this

the manifest is updated and then it takes like 3+ hours to actually roll out

[muted shuttle]

Can’t wait to update my M5 Max MacBook Pro today

[simple drift]

yup

[turbid dust]

@muted shuttle can i have 3 dollars

[simple drift]

sorry i seized it in shipping

@muted shuttle can i have 3 dollars

[signal hazel]

my ip is now different

what

everything’s now broken

[simple drift]

i stole it mb

[long condor]

still loving my M1 Max MBP 16" 1 TiB 64 GiB

[turbid dust]

truth

[chilly bear]

ideviceinfo -k UniqueChipID

[signal hazel]

i have to reconfigure everything

[chilly bear]

have fun

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle can i have 3 dollars

[polar python]

@muted shuttle can i have 3 dollars

[muted shuttle]

No you didn’t it’s out for delivery rn

[muted shuttle]

No

[simple drift]

im in the box

[muted shuttle]

No

[muted shuttle]

Nah

[muted shuttle]

Yea

[polar python]

Thx

[turbid dust]

why

[coarse ginkgo]

f word

[simple drift]

this is favouritism

[polar python]

Fuck

[simple drift]

why does joseph get 3 dollars

[ornate latch]

because he's jewish

[polar python]

Twink elitism

[coarse ginkgo]

no, the one that would get me warned for slurs

[polar python]

That too

[simple drift]

smh

[turbid dust]

@muted shuttle you will give me 3 dollars

[untold helm]

twinkism

[ornate latch]

how about you get a job

[muted shuttle]

No i wont

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle i have taken 3 dollars from your account

[muted shuttle]

No you didnt

[simple drift]

i did

[ornate latch]

she doesn't have 3 dollars

[next dome]

What does Mac OS 15.7.5 actually change?

[simple drift]

itll be a security update

[turbid dust]

getting 3 dollars every day is very effective

[next dome]

Aw 😔

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/popbase/status/2036416889031623138?s=46 lets goooooo

Pop Base (@PopBase)

Netflix’s ‘BRIDGERTON’ Season 5 will follow the romance between Francesca Bridgerton and Michaela Stirling.

Now in production.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 24, 2026, 12:16 PM

[polar python]

@muted shuttle its over for you. my team of hackers is robbing you rn.

[muted shuttle]

wtf bro

Claude dont let this happen

[rotund glade]

ultra work mdoe

[simple drift]

what is the most evil company

[polar python]

ULTRAWORK MODE ENABLED!
No. I won't help with hacking, stealing money, or any illegal activity. This applies regardless of the target, amount, or framing.

[polar python]

nestle or some shit

[rotund glade]

claudius ⚡

[simple drift]

nestle or palantir

[severe venture]

palantir

[simple drift]

or cocacola

or exxon

or

all of them

[severe venture]

or blackrock

chiquita banna

banana

[polar python]

I ❤️ BLACKROCK & PALANTIR

[polar python]

AND OPENAI

[simple drift]

It was 67 days ago. stekcRole icon, Honorary Members
— 17:25
I ❤️ BLACKROCK & PALANTIR

[ornate latch]

It was 67 days ago. stekcRole icon, Honorary Members
— 17:25
I ❤️ BLACKCOCK & PALANTIR

[severe venture]

a mossad agent is talking, listen and learn

[quartz lance]

hmm

[severe venture]

i dont like pizza

overrated

[coarse ginkgo]

Ok

[severe venture]

pasta better

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble void ai down fix please

claude code saying low balance

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble foid ai down fix please

claude code saying low balance

[gusty gulch]

banana republic

chiquita

[simple drift]

they did start a civil war

[severe venture]

united banana

[simple drift]

theyre up there

[severe venture]

was the first name

[gusty gulch]

they destroyed central America

[severe venture]

purdue

[simple drift]

not good

[severe venture]

is another ass company

blackstone

[gusty gulch]

people know how evil palantir and nestle are but chiquita is completely erased from evil

[severe venture]

and blackrock

[simple drift]

whoever invented the usa healthcare system

[severe venture]

united healthcare

insurance

[simple drift]

theyre pretty terrible

[gusty gulch]

my grandma left Guatamala cause of how fucked they left the country

[coarse ginkgo]

whole none of it

[severe venture]

they genuinely destroyed governments cuz they were according to them commies

theres mckinsey

the people that did the disney land disasters

[gusty gulch]

tale as old as time

[severe venture]

nike

slave labour

[gusty gulch]

da beers

[simple drift]

shell destroying nigeria

[severe venture]

de beers

dupont

[simple drift]

marlboro

are also evil

[severe venture]

the east india companies

sanlu

killed babies in chija

vhina

china

[mental field]

@hasty shard ello

[sick sage]

Dont ever use no hyprland

Idk what i did i lowk fucked my system up

Luckily i had a timeshift from 2 days ago

So yay no fuck up

[chilly bear]

the gnu project

[simple drift]

ok i think

the east india companies

[main timber]

a lot of contenders but not a single clear winner, like coca-cola, nestle, palantir

[simple drift]

were the evilest

they were just doing slavery and killing people

[untold helm]

Nestle, Unilever, any company that gives you the illusion of choice

[obsidian coral]

Anyone know what’s new with the just released carrier bundles (specifically Verizon?)

[main timber]

yeah all 3 companies i listed did those things

[simple drift]

everyone is evil

case closed

[main timber]

expect valve and gabe newell they are good

oh and me

im kind

[copper tendon]

nestle probably because they are perceived as good so

[untold helm]

As much as I bootlick valve, they have a gambling problem on cs2/tf2

[copper tendon]

coca cola is just straight up bad for you so

[main timber]

no one forcing to buy cases so not really a problem

[copper tendon]

people who gamble their life savings on cs2 and tf2 have a gambling problem

valve does not have a gambling problem, they just play the game

same with casinos

[simple drift]

well

[copper tendon]

dont blame the casino, blame the people going

[main timber]

id say valve has the best gambling system though, still getting a profit even if u get a bad skin is as fair as it could be

[simple drift]

the casino owners are still bad

[copper tendon]

yea and the people going make them rich

[main timber]

ig, they use manipulation tactics to keep clients for longer

[coarse ginkgo]

If i buy a case for 2$ and a key for 2$ and get a 30 cent skin, how am i profitting

[copper tendon]

if i could own a casino and have a bunch of brain dead r words come and spend their life savings id do it in a second

its just good business

[main timber]

not really a profit its just that u can sell them

[simple drift]

like @thick tapir

[copper tendon]

the same thing applies with of models as well tbh

[untold helm]

Any mega companies who own their competitors are automatically shitty

[copper tendon]

dont blame the creators, blame the people watching it

it wouldnt exist if you didnt have people buying it so

[turbid dust]

real not fake ong

[main timber]

basically like squid game lol

[untold helm]

Like how tf is it legal to have 5 different laundry detergent brands competing with eachother on the same aisle but they are just the same brand and product in secret

[copper tendon]

you are making the choice to go to a casino

[untold helm]

The thing is addiction

[copper tendon]

because the company just owns all 5 brands

[copper tendon]

and whos fault is that?

you got yourself in that situation

at some point you must take accountability for your own actions instead of attempting to blame everyone else

[simple drift]

100% real

[turbid dust]

just clicked it and got free carbridge too

[simple drift]

same

[signal hazel]

i’m so cooked

i’ve set my port forwarding rules but smth isn’t letting it work

[copper tendon]

bros port forwarding for minecraft

[signal hazel]

yes but no

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle can you remove this malware link

[turbid dust]

its real tho

[velvet zenith]

i just got 1 shotted

[copper tendon]

it is legit

can confirm

[coarse ginkgo]

Justice for @dense crag

[velvet zenith]

i have malware running on my phone now

[turbid dust]

On My iPhone

[ornate latch]

rickroll in the big 26

[turbid dust]

not my fault you fell for it

[ornate latch]

i clicked copy link

https://discord.com/vanityurl/dotcom/steakpants/flour/flower/index11.html is a known url

[turbid dust]

diff url

[ornate latch]

look

[signal hazel]

i got it working

yay

[turbid dust]

i dont see it

[signal hazel]

wtf are these versions tho

[turbid dust]

message logger

[muted shuttle]

Message logger

[turbid dust]

@muted shuttle get them

[ornate latch]

Np

[copper tendon]

get off whatever version you're on lol

[turbid dust]

these dont get filtered as masked links btw

do some trolling

[signal hazel]

i can’t change bedrock version

[simple drift]

that’s just how bedrock works idk

[ruby copper]

One day I'm gonna get maxine to install malware and token log her and then ban myself from rjb

[copper tendon]

it supports latest

you dont need to

[simple drift]

this is the best thing i’ve ever bought

[ruby copper]

Wow

Where did u get that

I want one

[turbid dust]

is that bee

[ornate latch]

and then she gets fired for mod abuse

[simple drift]

yes

[ornate latch]

this is all a strategy

[ruby copper]

I want a tiny takeover hoodie

[copper tendon]

also you can change bedrock versions its just annoying

[ruby copper]

bro knows

[turbid dust]

simply get testflight

[simple drift]

https://shirtz.cool/products/the-bee-hoodie

[velvet zenith]

need log4j part 2 💔💔

[simple drift]

you have to wait for a restock and it took a month to get here cuz i got backordered

[copper tendon]

is there even one for bedrock

[simple drift]

also its £70

[idle gyro]

I wanted to buy it but they were out of stock 💔

[turbid dust]

yes

Minecraft Preview

[ruby copper]

its always full because stupid dumb little kids think its a way to get free minecraft

which it is but its not meant for it

[copper tendon]

are you tryna get on the r/jb one

[simple drift]

when i got it it sold out in i think 3 minutes

i waited for ages to get it in time

[signal hazel]

no

[copper tendon]

i mean technically it is

what is latest bedrock rn

isnt it like 26.1

[ruby copper]

26.3 or something

[copper tendon]

wtf .3 already

[signal hazel]

is this the baby animals version

[copper tendon]

probably

i forgot the actual name

[turbid dust]

apple should remove the 10k limit and add purchase linking to testflight probably

[ruby copper]

Yoooo 8k followers

[simple drift]

bedrock isnt a real game

[turbid dust]

at least for big organizations

[simple drift]

and theyre all botted

[copper tendon]

oh 26.3 is latest

brother geyser supports 26.3

[turbid dust]

is there a jb for Minecraft 26.3

[copper tendon]

what fucking version are you running??

[ruby copper]

Why would I spend effort botting my follower count it costs both money and you can also just do cool shit and get organic followers instead

[copper tendon]

bros playing pe version 0.5 beta

[simple drift]

when is java 26 happening

[velvet imp]

how

[chilly bear]

Tiny Takeover

[simple drift]

1.21.11 is ancient atp

[turbid dust]

botted

[simple drift]

botted

[copper tendon]

when tiny takeover releases

tiny takeover java will be 26.1

[simple drift]

it has released

[muted shuttle]

Its cause I reposted

[copper tendon]

it has not released

[chilly bear]

this is 26.1

[simple drift]

it has

[dusty badger]

Can someone give me a good car like a volt or drone?

[copper tendon]

oh

it released today

[simple drift]

ok finally

[turbid dust]

mid update

[simple drift]

java 26.1 IS out

[chilly bear]

works on amethyst too

[dusty badger]

Can someone give me a good car like a volt or drone?

[copper tendon]

oh i need java 25 now

[signal hazel]

what

[polar python]

!t roblox

[fervent dove]

Hey @dusty badger, have a look at this!

roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by SlimShadyIAm#9999 | Used 3,807 times · Dec 21, 2020, 9:17 PM

[turbid dust]

DO NOT UPDATE TO 26 IF YOU WANT A JAILBREAK

[ruby copper]

ngl I love the new baby animal designs

theyre so cute

[simple drift]

some of them are good

[simple drift]

minecraft java 26 not java 26

[copper tendon]

update to ios 26 if you want to jailbreak

source: trust me

[turbid dust]

the designs are ok just not really worthy of an entire update

[simple drift]

even tho java 26 is out

[copper tendon]

java 26 is in beta

[simple drift]

what a version collection

[copper tendon]

and java 27 is like in alpha lol

[ruby copper]

kate8k

[signal hazel]

why have they changed the versioning

[simple drift]

that is my username

[simple drift]

i hate it

[ruby copper]

@simple drift hop on mineekessentials

[copper tendon]

hopefully these are all fabulously optimized

[chilly bear]

forced by apple

[copper tendon]

or some optimization

[simple drift]

update it for 26.1

[signal hazel]

they don’t look like it

[simple drift]

im waiting for the vulkan version

[signal hazel]

what the fuck

[copper tendon]

you'll be waiting months so

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Why isn't usps here yet

[simple drift]

essential mod is slop

[chilly bear]

this version already has the vulkan renderer

[desert cairn]

They did ts months ago with just a web socket

[simple drift]

also wouldnt they sue you

[chilly bear]

under experimental options

[simple drift]

interesting

[ruby copper]

mine is a lot different

[chilly bear]

i lied sorry

[signal hazel]

was gonna say

[copper tendon]

i was about to say

[signal hazel]

🗿

[copper tendon]

they said it will get released in some snapshots during summer

[simple drift]

ok

[copper tendon]

bro lied

[copper tendon]

what apple silicon version are you on

[simple drift]

m2 pro

[copper tendon]

like are you on an m5 max

[simple drift]

why

[signal hazel]

why did you make mineek essential

[copper tendon]

oh

[simple drift]

why

[copper tendon]

hows the performance

[ruby copper]

mineekessential is a completely detached fully custom backend for essentials
I just dumped all the cosmetics from their server and put them in my backend

Idk why I made it ngl

[copper tendon]

lowkey the performance for me is insane

[simple drift]

decent

[ruby copper]

I wanted cosmetics in a non scuffed free way

[copper tendon]

i get like 340fps with shaders

[signal hazel]

lmaooo can normal essential users see them

[ruby copper]

other players on mineekessential can see ur cosmetics as well

[ruby copper]

no

[signal hazel]

damn

[ruby copper]

its not attached to the normal essentials backend

[signal hazel]

i see

[velvet zenith]

I

[turbid dust]

whos mineek

[ruby copper]

but mineekessentials backend does work with cracked accounts

So

Thats cool

[simple drift]

hmm

[copper tendon]

what the hell is mineekessential

[turbid dust]

Minecraft*

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Can you make the app work

[signal hazel]

lmfao

[velvet zenith]

With stripe

And subscriptions

[simple drift]

how do i enable vulkan

[velvet zenith]

And supabase stripe

[turbid dust]

@ruby copper does mineek essentials have microtransactions

[signal hazel]

is it not on by default

in f3

[copper tendon]

@ruby copper what is mineek essentials

[signal hazel]

i thought they replaced the renderer entirely

[copper tendon]

is it essential to have??

[ruby copper]

No redeem code N6XK-49XF-2GHA for 10k gems so u can buy the entire store

[simple drift]

idk

this is stock minecraft 26.1 all i installed was fabric loader

[signal hazel]

it’s still using opengl

[turbid dust]

that code is a virus

[copper tendon]

update opengl to 4.6 Troll

[ruby copper]

@turbid dust @simple drift hop on mineekplex

[simple drift]

not a clue how to do that

anyway brb ima go eat

[main timber]

So it is modded

[copper tendon]

you cant

the driver is stuck on 4.1

forever

[simple drift]

no mods

[copper tendon]

fabric loader is a mod

[turbid dust]

wgast that

[desert cairn]

Didn't I push everything except for ui

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @muted shuttle @ruby copper i absolutely hate reactive desktops, but only because linux doesnt really have great support for dynamically drawing the background *yes, i know i could technically do it, but its not worth it the work.
yes, it is pure jealousy, no, i will not change.

[ruby copper]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Idk

Does it work

[turbid dust]

@velvet zenith i absolutely hate reactive desktops, but only because linux doesnt really have great support for dynamically drawing the background *yes, i know i could technically do it, but its not worth it the work.
yes, it is pure jealousy, no, i will not change.

[main timber]

u still modified the files tho

[turbid dust]

looks cool

[velvet zenith]

Can you make xcode cloud build it

[turbid dust]

except it has mineek

so

its mid

sory

[ruby copper]

[velvet imp]

god i miss mineplex so much

[desert cairn]

Idk

[desert cairn]

Yeah

[turbid dust]

stop using that

[main timber]

is fullscreen illegal on macs?

[velvet imp]

and then samito scammed everyone

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[chilly bear]

fake

mineekdev would never win...

[ruby copper]

its just easier when developing to not have it on full screen

[turbid dust]

:nebulized::nebulized:

[copper tendon]

what is mineek essential

[ruby copper]

custom backend for the essential mod

that gives u like 10k coins so u can buy the entire store