general

[muted shuttle]

huh

[ashen basin]

LMAO

[trail gull]

uhh has anyone else had this issue too?

[muted shuttle]

wow you must love settings

[trail gull]

somethings really messing with the app activity

[trail gull]

yeah first thing i open when i wake up

gotta check if all the settings are still the same

[rich dune]

shake my head my head

[rotund glade]

u forgot a my

[rich dune]

.

[simple drift]

yes

[versed sun]

What do use your settings for

[trail gull]

yes

[severe venture]

shaking my head my head

smh is shaking my head

[ashen basin]

so true

[severe venture]

https://tenor.com/view/joey-swoll-bath-playing-dinosaur-buff-gif-974433150749411319

top ten gifs oat

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/fox5dc/status/2036099255325081853?s=46 your goals can be achieved if you work hard enough

FOX 5 DC (@fox5dc)

A professional cornhole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County. https://www.fox5dc.com/news/dayton-webber-amputee-cornhole-player-accused-murder?taid=69c158d10383250001a21807&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=twitter

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 23, 2026, 3:14 PM

[severe venture]

accused

guilty until proven

wait

that contradicts

ok gbye

[ashen basin]

bro gave up

daredevil releases tomorrow night and i dont have disney+ 💔

[severe venture]

ion know about it in my regoin

region

if it does

ill download

[ashen basin]

I’ll just wait lmaoooo

disney themselves spoiled the season anyways so whatever

[untold helm]

He can’t even hold the gun

[ashen basin]

How was he driving

[untold helm]

How are you jailbroken on 18.5

[ashen basin]

Also

Since when is professional cornhole a thing

[untold helm]

Better question

How tf would he even play

[ashen basin]

idk

[severe venture]

with mouth

throw

after biting

[untold helm]

Isn’t that cheating

Like are the more able people allowed to use their mouth

[wanton heath]

where should i buy iphone batteries?

[rich dune]

ifixit

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/mileycyrusbz/status/2036129416175079455?s=46 yooooo it’s even the old version

Miley Official (@MileyCyrusBz)

i'm Miley Cyrus from Hannah Montana & you're watching Disney Channel 💜

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 23, 2026, 5:14 PM

Oh wait I didn’t even know that they changed it back from that shitty one they had a couple years ago

[jagged turret]

@muted shuttle lmao what happened to the Linux user guy

[muted shuttle]

Member Banned
Member
thelegendarylinuxuser_35435 (@Legendary Linux User)
Mod
kittymaxine (@Maxine)
Reason
ads
Image
Case #40837 | 1390130413392892094•Today at 3:32 PM

[jagged turret]

What did they send

[muted shuttle]

ads

[jagged turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1483690596538253433/caption.gif

what was the rundowm

[coarse ginkgo]

finally #public-mod-logs message

wondering how it took that long ngl

[jagged turret]

I'll see if they complain in other servers

But I wanna know what happened

[coarse ginkgo]

No mutual servers

dont know dont care

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[muted shuttle]

Np

[velvet zenith]

His zero trust browser is zero trust because nobody trusts it

[untold helm]

Cybersecurity website in which the first thing that pops is the google analytics talking about it’s 8383 partners

[spark yacht]

Actually advertising or just hacked account?

[coarse ginkgo]

idk, bully maxine into giving you the answer

i wasnt here when it happened

[spark yacht]

@muted shuttle can you answer pls?

[muted shuttle]

actually advertising

[spark yacht]

Would be more concerned if he was hacked since he’s running a cybersecurity website thing

[untold helm]

That’s what he was advertising

[severe venture]

what is the purpose of existence

[spark yacht]

To like, subscribe and hit that bell

[severe venture]

azali said

[untold helm]

That’s your decision

[severe venture]

i keep sending gifs

i dont want to

[muted shuttle]

i swear to god if my macbook doesn't arrive tomorrow im gonna throw hands

[dry laurel]

neo?

[simple drift]

this melatonin better work

[muted shuttle]

complete opposite

m5 max

[slim loom]

how do u have the money for that

[ashen basin]

Who cares? He was an annoying pathological liar

[spark yacht]

Wild what did he do?

I’m not unemployed enough to know

[ashen basin]

He was just constantly lying about everything 😭

does not matter the topic

Pretending to be a cybersecurity expert

clearly knew nothing about it

[muted shuttle]

Your package has been released by a government agency.

@teal bramble Hey

@teal bramble My claude broke

[spark yacht]

Remember the opsec dude?

[wicked surge]

Buying bombs from Iran huh? *NSA

[muted shuttle]

nop a m5 max macbook pro

[agile sun]

the s26u US has an infinitely better cpu than the pixel 10

[wary jungle]

Yeah yeah the snapdragon

[agile sun]

pixel 10 uses the tensor g5 which.... not the best man, but it doesn't lag because pixel's software is just that optimised

[wary jungle]

hah yeah

[teal bramble]

i just woke up

[muted shuttle]

Ok fix it

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble My claude broke

[agile sun]

idk if you care about that but the pixels have an unlockable bootloader and the ability to freely rollback firmware

[teal bramble]

oke

[muted shuttle]

Hurry up and fix it foid ai boy

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble My water broke

[muted shuttle]

?

[teal bramble]

On my way!

[teal bramble]

yes ma’am…

[wary jungle]

ehhh

[wary jungle]

foid ai boy 😭

[teal bramble]

Don’t have anything better to do cuz i cant sleep

[ornate latch]

foid boy

[wary jungle]

yeah

how

[agile sun]

you dont care about that? yeah just take the samsung bro or you can think about the oneplus 15 (i have it) but idk what deal you can get on that

[ornate latch]

inject morphine into your bloodstream

[wary jungle]

sadly no deal on it, I was actually looking but its not there

there is only samsung and google phones

[simple drift]

when did they add this

[teal bramble]

i need my stress ball

Brb

[tribal shuttle]

ios 15 😭

[simple drift]

best feature since face id

[agile sun]

take the samsung

[teal bramble]

yep

[agile sun]

its for you

[ornate latch]

i have 2 stress balls just for you

[muted shuttle]

?

[simple drift]

i’m pretty sure you’re wrong

[muted shuttle]

i squeeze my stress balls sometimes

[ornate latch]

Yea

[simple drift]

fyi i’m talking about hiding the time

[ornate latch]

I need 2 because im autistic

[simple drift]

same

[ornate latch]

Whats so bad about it

[simple drift]

they’re attached to my chest

[tribal shuttle]

16

16 for sure

[simple drift]

it’s great

[teal bramble]

@simple drift Check dms

[simple drift]

no

[teal bramble]

no

@muted shuttle check dms

[simple drift]

bros asking everyone

bros doing market research

[teal bramble]

no

its different thing

[simple drift]

sure

suuuure

anyway gn

[muted shuttle]

THANKS FOID AI BOY

[simple drift]

foid

[low mortar]

hiiiiiii

[simple drift]

hi

[low mortar]

did you take a gummy

[simple drift]

3

[low mortar]

wut

0_0

[simple drift]

it says take 2 so i took 3

[low mortar]

you have 10mg gummies?

[simple drift]

anyway ima go bed and see how daddy i fall asleep

[untold helm]

??

[simple drift]

yea

[muted shuttle]

Do not question it

[simple drift]

it says take 2 on the box

[teal bramble]

Np!!!!!!!!!!!!

[simple drift]

jar

whatever

[untold helm]

girl gummies?

[simple drift]

melatonin

[low mortar]

this is the actual prescription guidelines 😭

[simple drift]

well

i just had

30mg

so

[low mortar]

yeah

[simple drift]

it’ll be fine

[low mortar]

yeah

you better sleep well

[simple drift]

anyway i’m going to bed

[low mortar]

I never knew melatonin had so many potential side effects

[simple drift]

will see how well i slept in the morning

[simple drift]

alarm set for 9 am

[simple drift]

pain???

[outer adder]

yo

[manic tulip]

insomnia grindset

[simple drift]

[simple drift]

gn

[outer adder]

fuck wrong sticker

[low mortar]

woah

[outer adder]

wanted to send this one

[simple drift]

what

[simple drift]

oh yeah i forgot about this

[muted shuttle]

my first dose gonna make me soooo eepy

[low mortar]

girl is just gonna pass out

[simple drift]

i swear that’s not how it works tho

[low mortar]

I had an hour long shower earlier and im so sleepy now

[simple drift]

isn’t it just meant to make you fall asleep faster not make you tired

like

[outer adder]

lol

[low mortar]

yeah it just forces your natural circadian rhythm

[outer adder]

it is

[manic tulip]

@low mortar hru frend

[simple drift]

yes i am tired as hell rn but idk if that’s it or just me being tired

anyway

i’m

[low mortar]

im surviving

[simple drift]

going to sleep now

[outer adder]

you have also a kind of tea that does this btw

[manic tulip]

good to hear

[untold helm]

Oh eepy gummies

[low mortar]

still getting through the box of codeine and zofran from the hospital

[manic tulip]

stay strong soldier

[outer adder]

good night

[simple drift]

zohran mamdani

[low mortar]

zofran is the greatest drug ever invented

i would honestly do antything for a vial

[simple drift]

what even is it

[low mortar]

its an antiemetic

[manic tulip]

anti-nausea in regular people speak

[simple drift]

i see

[low mortar]

but its like, the least side effect-y and generally most effective

[manic tulip]

nuclear grade anti-nausea

[low mortar]

its just generally great

its so much better than all the others i have

[simple drift]

i need nuclear grade sleep meds

sounds fun

[low mortar]

I have access to 4 different anti nausea meds rn

2 of them are ass, 1 of them doesnt do much, and 1 is zofran

[simple drift]

gn

[low mortar]

gn

[untold helm]

gn

[low mortar]

@manic tulip I saw a dude I havent seen in over a year and a half in the hospital on saturday

that was fun

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[manic tulip]

gahd damn

[low mortar]

I was just chilling there on morphine with my puke bucket and dude walks in

of all the places i expected to see this guy

the surgical ward at the county hospital 😭

[low mortar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HDjfhVZXkAAXj2y.gif

[muted shuttle]

✽ Bootstrapping… (10m 10s · ↑ 8.4k tokens · thinking)

[low mortar]

this is honestly one of my favoruite gifs of all time

[ornate latch]

✽ Bootstrapping… (10m 10s · ↑ 6.7k tokens · thinking)

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/erika-kirk-kirk-jackpot-i-just-hit-the-jackpot-gif-16421039869198467346

[thick tapir]

do they actually just not give that shit to any and everyone outside of the us?

[low mortar]

its pretty common in emergency medicine but thats about it

[simple drift]

[low mortar]

thats where I got this box 😭

I keep asking for it on my repeats but I'm technically contraindicated but it works so good

It feels so stupid having to drug seek a fucking antiemetic

[thick tapir]

my sister got like 3 full packs

and i have 2 and my mom had another 1 or 2

[low mortar]

its not even an expensive drug

dude they gave me morphine and then an hour later brought me a box of codeine and a box of zofran and I only cared for the zofran

Immediately asked for it as soon as I saw the box

[exotic ingot]

does anyone know how to do an imei unlock for free

[spark yacht]

Carrier lock?

I don’t think anyone can help with that here

[manic tulip]

contact the offending carrier

else youre SOL

[alpine chasm]

There is absolutely zero need that Office updates need to be this aggressive

[low mortar]

hiiiiiii

[alpine chasm]

hiiii

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[alpine chasm]

i didn't close anything lol

[spark yacht]

It doesn’t do that on Mac

Literally office works better on Mac

[alpine chasm]

yeah

[molten raven]

will we ever have a wiki?

like jb.hacks.wiki

[low mortar]

theres https://theapplewiki.com/wiki/Main_Page and https://ios.cfw.guide

[outer adder]

ew

[molten raven]

but not like that.

right track

[rotund glade]

@teal bramble Is a sheep.

[molten raven]

nvm

[ornate latch]

he's part of the goycattle

[teal bramble]

@rotund glade Is a sheep.

[untold helm]

Why u using office

[rotund glade]

Factual.

[muted shuttle]

microsoft fucking sucks but no other office suite tops theirs

[vital knoll]

how do I contact telecom nz?

[low mortar]

if I'm working on a personal thing I use iWork stuff

pages and keynote are fine these days

I use office for shared uni work because of the collab stuff

[manic tulip]

yell really loudly

[alpine chasm]

It's unironically the best office suite, very complete. For business use it's great

I know there's alternatives but it's not on the same playground

[terse dome]

for basic basic shit google works well enough

[vital knoll]

what about boost mobile I still have an old 2g phone from them ;D

[alpine chasm]

Yes LibreOffice/openoffice exists, google docs and iWork but Office's main point is its integration with the ecosystem

My only point i don't like is pushing OneDrive

[lofty hound]

darksword works on 26.1 b1 -> b3(patched in b4)

[terse dome]

thoughts on copilot being shoved into everywhere it doesnt fit

[alpine chasm]

no, I hate copilot with all my soul

[vital knoll]

it's like adobe vs gimp like sure they're overall the same and will get the job done but one has so much more friction and involves fixing stuff yourself

[teal bramble]

@terse dome Did u see my dm

[velvet zenith]

Mines never done this

[vital knoll]

no I didn't oomfs

[velvet zenith]

Ever

[alpine chasm]

Heck Office would be pretty good if it stayed on like Office 2019 with security updates

[untold helm]

remote code execution in a word doc

[vital knoll]

word to yo motha

[alpine chasm]

It is a thing yk

[rotund glade]

No

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Max win

[teal bramble]

No

[untold helm]

🥀

[alpine chasm]

MS Authenticator moment

[spark cove]

Hello. I want to ask if the iParelhos source is dead. I'm trying to get my iPhone 3GS to make and receive calls.

[velvet zenith]

Most of the time i just use the normal auth code

Too much work to pick up my phone

[teal bramble]

i think its dead bruh

[copper tendon]

macOS 27

[spark cove]

No, if that's the case, how would people activate their SIM cards?

[copper tendon]

iOS 27

I like how the 27 releases will release half way through 2026

[teal bramble]

why cant u send/receive calls

[alpine chasm]

the 2G/3G network may be dead in their location

[teal bramble]

Move to a 2G/3G tower closer to u

otherwise the 3gs wont work

[copper tendon]

Technically it’s macOS 10.22

Apple needs to unfreeze the user agent holy shit

[alpine chasm]

These networks are being shut down countrywide

[copper tendon]

It’s been like 40 years websites need to update their shit

[teal bramble]

maybe he doesnt live in a first world country

[copper tendon]

Absolute brain delay

[teal bramble]

idk about user agents being a main factor for device recognition anymore

[copper tendon]

Are they even used to track anymore

Pretty sure there are better ways

[vital knoll]

earthwide

[spark cove]

It's saying my network is unavailable.

[velvet zenith]

they probably killed 2g/3g near you then

[gritty dagger]

Guys

Hello

[muted shuttle]

_ _

[gritty dagger]

Can you help me

[velvet zenith]

‎

[teal bramble]

‎

[gritty dagger]

Guys

[polar python]

_ _

@desert cairn Hello.

[muted shuttle]

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ?

[fervent dove]

@desert cairn's timezone is America/New_York 🇺🇸
It is currently 08:05 PM EDT

[polar python]

Fuck this guy got goin on at 8pm

[velvet zenith]

Playing with his ipad

[muted shuttle]

Vibe coding probably

[velvet zenith]

Hes an ipad kid now

[muted shuttle]

What ipad did he get

@desert cairn Hey

[jagged turret]

@polar python Hello.

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn What ipad did u get

[jagged turret]

Fuck this guy

[polar python]

Someone tell him to install termius and fix resonance addons

@polar python Hello.

Fuck this guy

[velvet zenith]

What needs fixing

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn @polar python @obtuse ruin @velvet zenith How do i get claude to use visual studio 2010 ultimate

[polar python]

The 2 patch files i sent him

[gritty dagger]

Guys

[polar python]

[velvet zenith]

Ill do it

[muted shuttle]

Why fr bro

Its my ide

Dont diss it

[polar python]

U dont host the addons

U cant do it

[gritty dagger]

can someone help

[jagged turret]

Maximum Ingle

[velvet zenith]

I have tailscale

[muted shuttle]

useless

[jagged turret]

@muted shuttle Maximum Ingle

[muted shuttle]

Huh

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Maximum Ingle

[jagged turret]

is that your full name

[teal bramble]

why are u downloading visual studio 2010

im crine

[jagged turret]

crime

[polar python]

@teal bramble why doesnt open router have tts

r they stupid

[muted shuttle]

xbox 360 sdk

[teal bramble]

cuz they're like llm only

probably

[jagged turret]

try OpenBSD

[polar python]

Hey buddy gemini tts is an llm

[teal bramble]

they have nano banana tho idk what their problem is

[polar python]

Technically

Yeah that too

[teal bramble]

its not

[polar python]

is there an oper router alternative

[teal bramble]

i asked alex n they said "Yea maybe bro maybe soon"

[teal bramble]

Uhhhh

Js go to gemini directly dawg idk

[polar python]

Acatto ahh

[teal bramble]

Shh

[muted shuttle]

I will get claude to write a plugin for visual studio 2010 ultimate so i can use claude in visual studio 2010 ultimate

[polar python]

Ok

[teal bramble]

js use claude cli it aint this deep

[mental quartz]

ik the guy who cofounded openrouter, i thought at the time when he founded it are people just gonna pay for wrappers

but im glad it worked out for him

[teal bramble]

alexatallah?

[mental quartz]

yes

[velvet zenith]

You dont have claude

[teal bramble]

no mutual friend

👎

[mental quartz]

ik

[muted shuttle]

✻ Churned for 1m 29s

[mental quartz]

i spoke to him a few times on twitter

[velvet zenith]

Foid ai ?

[polar python]

Openrouter is good bc i am lazy and do not want to update the api every time i switch models

[mental quartz]

then i deleted my twitter account

[muted shuttle]

A catto hooked me up

[teal bramble]

oh

lmao

[muted shuttle]

Foid ai or something

[velvet zenith]

Hahaha void ai sucks

[teal bramble]

my goat.

[mental quartz]

i knew him from his previous company

[velvet zenith]

Waiting for it to be stuck on connecting for like 5 mins

[teal bramble]

question mark

[mental quartz]

wdym

[teal bramble]

ts the first time i heard of ts btw

[teal bramble]

what was hgis previous company

i thought or was his first

[mental quartz]

he cofounded opensea

[teal bramble]

oh

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[polar python]

Hello alex catto

[teal bramble]

alexander catto

[gritty dagger]

Guys

[mental quartz]

also why u got a tractor in your header?

[teal bramble]

😭

fr

[muted shuttle]

Thats a ford f150

[teal bramble]

might aswell be bruhg

[muted shuttle]

i love my $15 1050 ti

more vram than nebula

(4gb)

[thick tapir]

why do people ask you if you’re high when they think you’re high but people ask if you are okay when they think you aren’t okay

[muted shuttle]

what

[thick tapir]

reread it

[polar python]

why do people ask you if you’re high when they think you’re high but people ask if you are okay when they think you aren’t okay

[mental quartz]

lets swap

mines too powerful

[muted shuttle]

I need hevc

[mental quartz]

why do u have a 1050ti

and an m5 max

surely something wrong there

[muted shuttle]

the 1050ti is in my server

for hevc encoding

moonlight/sunshine

whatever

[mental quartz]

oh

[muted shuttle]

!t icloudbypass

[fervent dove]

Hey @jolly mauve, have a look at this!

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,636 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[jolly mauve]

mb

[muted shuttle]

why do people ask you if you’re high when they think you’re high but people ask if you are okay when they think you aren’t okay

[thick tapir]

same vibes

[fossil citrus]

why do people ask you if you’re high when they think you’re high but people ask if you are okay when they think you aren’t okay

[manic tulip]

because 99% of the time you arent asked if youre high, if youre high

its asked if youre being outrageous

[teal bramble]

why do people ask you if you’re high when they think you’re high but people ask if you are okay when they think you aren’t okay

[muted shuttle]

highdrate

[rotund glade]

Jailbreak

[dark prism]

@muted shuttle dats crazy

[muted shuttle]

huh

[dark prism]

god using discord again feels so weird

[muted shuttle]

whar

[dark prism]

i havent touched this app in a bit

[thick tapir]

no just why is one an affirmative question and the other a negative

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[dark prism]

aw

[low mortar]

Hiiiiii

[manic tulip]

hiiii

[tame shuttle]

gm

[manic tulip]

gm

[versed sun]

Do I have a virus I didn’t open edge I also don’t have it set as default

First time I’ve used my computer after a few days of using my MacBook

[thick tapir]

check ur extensions

probably just extension adware

[versed sun]

Last time I remember I didn’t install two vpns to edge

Just unlock once

[thick tapir]

not like that, theres extensions that exist just to load webpages to ads for other extensions

[versed sun]

I think the only virus on my pc is Microsoft

[thick tapir]

idk if thats a big thing anymore but it used to be

[versed sun]

It wants me to use edge so bad

I have chrome set to default

Edge gives me ads saying it better and can do the same things

When I get notification from something or certain things where I have to click it goes to edge

[chilly bear]

@half compass this is actually cinema https://youtube.com/watch?v=98ncYUOPSHk

[polar python]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[thick tapir]

you can run 2 stopwatches?

[polar python]

Was checking if my internet was working

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[dense valve]

it's a new gesture yea

festire*

feature**

[thick tapir]

how to do it

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[jaunty garnet]

???

[thick tapir]

idk i just didn’t know you could

[chilly bear]

you have to open clock 2

[thick tapir]

how what

how to get clock 3

[untold helm]

New feature is to have 2 timers

What a world we live in

[chilly bear]

what else would you add to a clock app ?

add ai

make it set ur timers and alarms automatically

[untold helm]

• Standby vertical and standby enable buttons
• infinite scrolling
• stopwatch mic recording
• Apple Watch faces
• different base number systems

[chilly bear]

• wha
• completely useless and won't ever be a problem in normal use
• wha
• that's the watch app not clock
• useless

[tepid ermine]

who’s useless

[untold helm]

I just said what else do you add to a clock app

Plus have like those watch faces ne expanded to fit the iPhone like as apart on standby

[rotund glade]

I think the clock app is Fine

[chilly bear]

none of that is the job of the clock app.

actually i think they should remove some features

[untold helm]

I just said what else you could add

[chilly bear]

no

[desert cairn]

Sorry I was not home

What do u need

[muted shuttle]

They were home

[desert cairn]

Ok

Why do they crop images now

Hate this app

[ashen basin]

They’re so cute when angry

[muted shuttle]

They wanted to hurt me

[ashen basin]

lol

[muted shuttle]

Its his house now

[gilded rapids]

I think I’m about to spend $200 on a pillow

[worthy quail]

thanks for looking out for me microsoft, but i really don't care

[muted shuttle]

He stung me

But its my house now

[gilded rapids]

Like it s highly rated pillow but idk how I feel about spending $200 on a pillow @gusty gulch @ashen basin

idk I just need a new one

[muted shuttle]

$209 on a pillow 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[gilded rapids]

it’s the purple brand pillows

You know that make the purple mattresses

[muted shuttle]

i hope it gives the best sleep ever

i have one of their seat cushions

for my van

i think it's a purple one

[gilded rapids]

Comfy?

[muted shuttle]

idk

Yea

[gusty gulch]

jesus

[gilded rapids]

lol

[loud steeple]

yall

[gilded rapids]

ugh why tf are pillows expensive

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith

Y’all reference

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

Patrick!!!!!!!! Where are my antipsychotics!!

[velvet zenith]

Member Warned
Member
acattomeower (@acatto)
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Case #40829 | 1378092490284077106•Today at 9:33 AM

[muted shuttle]

Member Kicked
Member
acattomeower (@acatto)
Mod
sahmoee (@rick)
Reason
400 or more warn points reached.

Case #40829 | 1378092490284077106•Today at 8:33 AM

[velvet zenith]

stupid idiot thought he wouldnt get warned for saying a slur

🇯🇴

[vocal plinth]

I think y’all should drop the ban threshold to 400 and make the kick threshold 350

[polar python]

#unban legendary linux user

[vocal plinth]

Seems silly to give someone any leeway after they get kicked

[real cobalt]

look whos talking

[velvet zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966830763968430180/1236924340382208042/caption.gif

[narrow crown]

acattomeower

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[real cobalt]

is there account switcher for discord mobile

AZndoird

[burnt kite]

3-day nitro credit.

[real cobalt]

@desert cairn u would know

[desert cairn]

idk

i think theres an experiment but no clue how to enable on mobile

[chilly bear]

any modded client

[elfin ember]

Friend of mine that i had a crush on and i started talking a few weeks ago after two years of no contact he’s liking all my whatsapp statuses #Okay

[jaunty garnet]

???

[burnt kite]

[teal bramble]

🇮🇱

[velvet zenith]

Yes

[real cobalt]

explaain

[velvet zenith]

U gotta figure out how to get experiments though

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble Hey

@teal bramble Issue

[velvet zenith]

And then you can enable the account switcher

[real cobalt]

explain

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble ⎿ Credit balance too low · Add funds: https://platform.claude.com/settings/billing

[real cobalt]

exlpain

what are experiments

[teal bramble]

I just got in bed

☹️

[muted shuttle]

Better get out

[velvet zenith]

Theyre basically just toggles for discord features

[muted shuttle]

Fix my issue foid ai boy

[velvet zenith]

You know a/b testing

[real cobalt]

yes

[teal bramble]

no it can wait 7 hours

[velvet zenith]

Its basically that but u can pick what u want exactly

[muted shuttle]

No it cant this is urgent

[real cobalt]

how do i do it

[teal bramble]

then use foidai cuz that probably still works

[muted shuttle]

What do you think i am using buddy.

[velvet zenith]

Idk how the modded discord scene for android looks like

[teal bramble]

not foidai

[muted shuttle]

Ok whatever buddy

Fix my issue asap

[velvet zenith]

But you have to find one that works, and has a plugin to allow you to enable experiements

and then you can just search account switcher in experiments

[real cobalt]

sounds like a lot of work

[velvet zenith]

Yeah

[muted shuttle]

❯ Hi
⎿ Credit balance too low · Add funds: https://platform.claude.com/settings/billing

[velvet zenith]

well well well

[muted shuttle]

When teach asks what my name is but my claude credit balance too low

[velvet zenith]

My claudes still going

[alpine spoke]

The $10 Wii came premodded
Will Wii Shop be able to tell me if any games were purchased there I kind of don't want to reset it

[chilly bear]

mobile account switcher experiment doesn't exist anymore.

[teal bramble]

Fuckle you

[rotund glade]

Mine work too.

Thanks to the country of the Gambia

[burnt kite]

[rotund glade]

Oh no….

[muted shuttle]

If any games were purchased it’ll tell you

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

Is voidai working

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

Foid ai working

Used it for Claude

Claude fixed my build file thing for visual studio 2010 ultimate

@polar python @desert cairn @velvet zenith @jagged turret @teal bramble

[desert cairn]

ok

[rotund glade]

Ha 67!

[polar python]

67

[exotic thistle]

@muted shuttle 67

heh

[jaunty garnet]

@muted shuttle 67

[teal bramble]

67

[alpine chasm]

[chilly bear]

i've figured it out

you go to the You tab -> click on your orb count -> redeem orbs in shop -> swipe back to the You tab -> now you can get landscape discord

[teal bramble]

thx

wtf

[heavy bridge]

I’m so fed up with 67…

[untold helm]

68

[teal bramble]

69

[vocal plinth]

Meth

[jaunty garnet]

@untold helm

[untold helm]

Hi

[thick tapir]

you can just buy breast milk?

[jaunty garnet]

??????

[chilly bear]

yes?

everyone knows this.

[rotund glade]

U ever bought sum

I didn’t know this

[chilly bear]

nah

i get it for free from eqs mother.

[rotund glade]

Why

[thick tapir]

what else can you buy

[rotund glade]

You got connections ?

[rotund glade]

Prolly like anything if u have enough money

[chilly bear]

you can buy like anything

[narrow crown]

guy who has never heard of capitalism

[vital knoll]

@homelander

[stable hatch]

Hi! Which iPhone XS is better to buy, the one with iOS 16.3 or the one with 17.1.1?

[hard temple]

Is there something like NoColoredDots for MacOS that can remove those fuckass privacy indicators that are shown in the CC and every single fullscreen app 24/7 https://i.imgur.com/TtGj4lJ.jpeg

Apple won't let you but idc if I need to disable SIP and hook into the CC framework or whatever, I just need it gone

[vocal plinth]

more like guy who hasn’t heard of billionaires or Epstein

[shut jewel]

For some reason there is a poem in the 404.html file in the GitHub website repo I forked😭 😭

wait nvm its lyrics from a song from 1980

[chilly bear]

gub

[shut jewel]

im too lazy to learn how to code my own website

but for some reason i cant change the embed icon

[shut jewel]

i tried to change it but cant :(

[ashen basin]

Let’s goooooo

[half compass]

Omg

[burnt kite]

This nitro free thing don't give you any boosts

[copper tendon]

would be possible with an ellekit tweak

you'd need to disable sip for that though, and you'd need to figure it out for yourself because it doesnt exist

[bitter hazel]

new updates out

26.3.1 (a)

[half compass]

it’s been out for 2 weeks bro

[jaunty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[copper tendon]

New updates out, 12.1.1

[shut jewel]

New updates out, 6.1.4

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[jaunty garnet]

???

[untold helm]

???

[half compass]

onion

tu du du du du du du du

[shut jewel]

why is there static

[jaunty garnet]

its a gif

[shut jewel]

but gifs don't need to be moving to be a gif

[lunar narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/cosmog-pokemon-pokemon-sun-and-moon-alola-legendary-pokemon-gif-25689665

hi guys

[idle gyro]

hi guys

[lunar narwhal]

how are yuo all

[idle gyro]

how are yuo all

[lunar narwhal]

im m goosd!

[gritty dagger]

what are some websites to pirate meta quest games

[idle gyro]

im m goosd!

[idle gyro]

Why do you want that

[gritty dagger]

I’m poor

[lunar narwhal]

Why do you want that

[lunar narwhal]

awhghhh

[idle gyro]

awhghhh

[lunar narwhal]

thats so sad

[idle gyro]

thats so sad

[gritty dagger]

yah

[idle gyro]

Maybe get a joqb

[gritty dagger]

No

[lunar narwhal]

Maybe get a joqb

[gritty dagger]

I’m young for that shit

[lunar narwhal]

I belieb in yuo you can DO this

[idle gyro]

I belieb in yuo you can DO this

[lunar narwhal]

[gritty dagger]

Hopefully

[idle gyro]

[idle gyro]

Lets hope you THE DO

[lunar narwhal]

Lets hope you THE DO

[gritty dagger]

yllufepoh

[lunar narwhal]

[lunar narwhal]

maybe ask for an allowance!

[idle gyro]

maybe ask for an allowance!

[gritty dagger]

I dont do none of that

It’s boring

[idle gyro]

Where do you get yiur money from then

[lunar narwhal]

Where do you get yiur money from then

[gritty dagger]

i esrn it from birthdays mostly

[lunar narwhal]

whens uour birthday

[gritty dagger]

March 2

[ruby copper]

@half compass Gm.

[rich dune]

@ruby copper Goedemorgen.

[wary badge]

@ruby copper Goedemorgen.

[rich dune]

Gm :D

[severe venture]

wow its squiddo

[exotic thistle]

@muted shuttle 76

[hard temple]

Unfortunetely I'm too stupid to make one myself. I lowkey forgot Ellekit even exists for MacOS, why is there like zero community for it you'd think it would be popping off since you can run it on whatever Mac you want without waiting 10 years for a JB

Ya I just looked it up and there's straight up one sentence each on it's Github and Apple Wiki page even mentioning it, literally zero shared tweaks online whatsoever 😭

[rich dune]

you use theos and logos)

https://github.com/NightwindDev/Tweak-Tutorial
Obviously macos has completely different frameworks but syntax should be the same

[worthy garden]

Syp

[rich dune]

and TARGET should be macosx:…

[jaunty garnet]

???

im crine

what the fuck is this

[shut jewel]

world war 3 is happening?? how have i not heard about this

[slim loom]

gm

[shut jewel]

it's midnight for me which i guess is morning

so good morning

[frigid scarab]

no its fake

[shut jewel]

ok good

[worthy garden]

king of idling @coarse ginkgo

[shut jewel]

i should've known because there definitely isn't that many curse words

[shut jewel]

I thought you actually pinged admins and was confused

[half compass]

Gm

[worthy garden]

Hi

[obtuse ruin]

there’s even more if you ask rjb mods

[worthy garden]

hi craze

[severe venture]

i need to get better at crystal pvp

im like lt4 to lt3 in mace already

marloww finally got taken off

[shut jewel]

sparkdev is my favortie dev

whats wrong with me liking sparkdev

what did icraze do

[severe venture]

is this advertising

wow

wow

[ruby copper]

@manic tulip

[worthy garden]

Hi mineek

[ruby copper]

these mods are so useless bruh

Hello

[severe venture]

i give 20 mins until ban

who is this dawg

[shut jewel]

it clearly says the name right there

learn how to read before going on rjb please

[burnt kite]

[severe venture]

???

do you not get the reference mate

alr i guess vro

im talking about a meme

[shut jewel]

im excited to play the minceraft server

[patent crest]

W nickname

[shut jewel]

i filled out the google form right now because i was too lazy to do it before

[severe venture]

what server

[shut jewel]

wdym what server

im talking about the minecraft server for rjailbreak

[severe venture]

oh damn

ill join

[shut jewel]

sorry, you have to be member+ or above if i remember correctly :(

[severe venture]

ok

[worthy garden]

if i played it i would get banned

[severe venture]

like how do you get member+

talk more?

[shut jewel]

yeah

[shut jewel]

Why?

[worthy garden]

ask mineekdev

[shut jewel]

im so impatient can i get whitelisted plz

[worthy garden]

No

you pirate minecraft

[shut jewel]

i own minecraft on phone

i only pirate on pc

[runic fjord]

hi

[shut jewel]

hi

[runic fjord]

can anyone give a good instagram ipa version 260 -280

[sick sage]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRxXvr9x/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

[sick sage]

amazing

alr bro

[shut jewel]

whats wrong with current instagram (i dont have it)

[runic fjord]

i have old ios so it cant install new insta

[shut jewel]

what version?

[runic fjord]

208.0

[shut jewel]

no what ios version

[runic fjord]

oh i have ios 15

do u know where to get a trustable ipa from?

[shut jewel]

you should be able to install an older version from the app store

i almost never trust ipas

[runic fjord]

i tried its not working

[sick sage]

just go on an ipa library or something

ive seen plenty of them online

[shut jewel]

wdym show what happens when you try to download it

[runic fjord]

no, it doesnt show old versions

[shut jewel]

go on the app store, click on your account, go to your purchases, and install Instagram from there

[shut jewel]

I searched up ipa library and one of the top results was from a filtered repo.

[sick sage]

oh great

[runic fjord]

tried that as well , its doesnt list insta (though i had old ver before)

[shut jewel]

did you ever install it on that apple id?

[runic fjord]

yes , i accidentally deleted it

[shut jewel]

it should be in the app store

[runic fjord]

idk why , but its not

[shut jewel]

try sending screenshot

[shut jewel]

people on the r/sideloaded were recommending the filtered repo and telegram groups, which I don't trust either of those two things.

[runic fjord]

i searched ipa library , but most of em are tweaked ones not classic , i might get banned for using them

[runic fjord]

k sure

[shut jewel]

Don't use ipa libraries, I don't trust them one bit.

[worthy garden]

Don't use ipa libraries, I don't trust them one bit.

[coarse ginkgo]

gooning

[shut jewel]

ok

[runic fjord]

its the only way i can install

[shut jewel]

Okay. Just use one you trust, I guess.

[runic fjord]

well thats the problem i cant find a good one , does anyone know

[glacial valve]

well^3

[coarse ginkgo]

ok

[simple drift]

@low mortar gm

[restive coyote]

ok i switched power plugs for the ipad and now it shows a charging logo

so it was the plug i was using

[vital knoll]

dont be australian they're eshays

[rich dune]

@simple drift @glacial valve @low mortar gm

[simple drift]

gm

[fervent dove]

@simple drift's timezone is Europe/London 🇬🇧
It is currently 09:15 AM GMT

[simple drift]

actually the morning

[rich dune]

@glacial valve I had a dream about you releasing an obfuscator lmao

[simple drift]

https://fxtwitter.com/iconredesign/status/2036118641457131831

icon (5-core GPU) (@iconredesign)

How bad did the iPhone 16 Plus sell lmao

Quoting MacRumors.com (@MacRumors)
︀
iPhone Air Said to Be Roughly Twice as Popular as iPhone 16 Plus www.macrumors.com/2026/03/23/iphone-air-twice-as-popular-as-iphone-16-plus/

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FxTwitter · Mar 23, 2026, 4:31 PM

jeez

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

[low mortar]

Gm

[low mortar]

Melatonin fixed you

[rich dune]

you larp as a skid + suck with cheats

[burnt kite]

@rich dune get shower

[ornate latch]

you can't be talking

[simple drift]

no but like genuinely

[quaint ginkgo]

Anyone tried iOS 26 on an iPhone SE 2020 or iPhone 11? How bad is it

[simple drift]

slow

[quaint ginkgo]

Slower than 18?

[restive coyote]

yeah gg ipad's permamently bricked basically

thanks apple you create ewaste

[quaint ginkgo]

wha happened

[restive coyote]

activation lock

[quaint ginkgo]

how

[restive coyote]

before u ask i forgot the account like late 2016

then apple kindly permamently disabled the account

[simple drift]

iirc yes

[restive coyote]

after too many retries

fix your shit apple

[ornate latch]

you're the one who forgot your password

[quaint ginkgo]

I mean that’s a security feature

[ornate latch]

it's not their fault

[restive coyote]

it is

[quaint ginkgo]

When you buy Apple devices that’s what you should expect

[ornate latch]

it isn't

[restive coyote]

they were really unhelpful

[ornate latch]

it's your account

[restive coyote]

and now i have brick

[quaint ginkgo]

What iPad is it

[restive coyote]

like there is no point in sending them a email to a dead account they killed because i made it when i was a teenager and faked the DOB

it's a ipad 4th gen

[simple drift]

oh ur 3ds nand bricker

[quaint ginkgo]

What iOS version

[restive coyote]

10.3.3

[restive coyote]

we have met before hehe

[simple drift]

pretendo network

[quaint ginkgo]

there are iCloud bypasses for that iOS iirc

[restive coyote]

small world

that cost a lot

and when i asked here they told me no

[simple drift]

this is why you don’t lose your apple id

[restive coyote]

i don't want to get banned the device pretty much useless

[simple drift]

!t icloudbypass

[restive coyote]

it's good for a crushing machine

[fervent dove]

Hey @restive coyote, have a look at this!

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,639 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[restive coyote]

yeah

this is what i got

contacting apple is like rubbing your face with sand paper

don't bother

[simple drift]

i guess bro

[restive coyote]

i got a good condition apple ipad coming that isn't permamently fucked

[simple drift]

i’d sell it for parts atp

[quaint ginkgo]

why is bypassing mdm not allowed here 😭

[restive coyote]

it's not even good for that

it's a broken ipad

it's screen is completely shattered

[simple drift]

cuz it’s against apple tos or whatever

[restive coyote]

i'll happily give it away lol

[quaint ginkgo]

This is a freaking jailbreak server, is anything here not

[restive coyote]

it's what ever

[simple drift]

jailbreaking was ruled legal in court tho

[restive coyote]

it has a brokene power button

[simple drift]

idk it’s complicated

[restive coyote]

screen shattered

and has a 15 year old account that is no longer avaiable

[simple drift]

luckily i have had the same apple id for 12 years

[restive coyote]

since "for my protection we have permamently disabled it"

[quaint ginkgo]

I made my Apple ID like a year ago lol

I grew up on Samsung, my first iPhone was a 12 I got used last year

[restive coyote]

this is why i moved to andriod

it just SOOO MUCH better

[quaint ginkgo]

Well good luck because Android is going right down the same rabbit hole. I’d rather have better hardware if the software is all becoming dogsh*t

[restive coyote]

sad the game i actually wanted to play never saw a andriod release

[simple drift]

yeah sideloading is getting killed off on android

[restive coyote]

sadly so

do any of you remember infinity blade?

[quaint ginkgo]

Not entirely, but restricted to only play store approved developer

[quaint ginkgo]

No idk what that is

[restive coyote]

it was a apple excluisve game

[quaint ginkgo]

yeah that’s why

[simple drift]

there are ways around it i think it’s just really annoying

[restive coyote]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinity_Blade

they never released this on andriod

[quaint ginkgo]

Had Samsung until 2024, pixel until 25

[restive coyote]

then when ios updated they killed support for it shorty after axeing it completely from the ios store

never to be seen again

now they have fornite which is just awful

idk really to do with this ipad

i can't use it

it's legit ewaste

idk if it even worth parts lol

ima just take it apart and destroy it i think

sad to say it's not really worth saving

[steep belfry]

it's just a one time 24 hour wait to unlock it then it's the same as before

[simple drift]

per app

pretty sure

[steep belfry]

nah

you only go through this once

[steep belfry]

the biggest concern was that sideloaded apps would require developer mode to work and banking apps are starting to lock people out for using developer mode. but google confirmed that after enabling sideloading you can turn off developer settings and there's no problem

[restive coyote]

oh yeah i forgot one more thing the power button don't work

[cursive garden]

would be talking about "SSH ramdisk" be against rule no.5?

[wild pelican]

what bank apps lock ppl for developer mode 😭

like my govt app locks me out only if i have active adb session opened

[main timber]

he has an android in a mainly iphone discord server. Mods, Execute him

[cursive garden]

relax, they can be used to jailbreak iPhones 😄

[rich dune]

@wild pelican видал? https://dontusetelega.lol

[wild pelican]

да, благо я эту срань не юзал

[coarse ginkgo]

01:00.0 Serial Attached SCSI controller: Broadcom / LSI SAS3216 PCI-Express Fusion-MPT SAS-3 (rev 01)

[winter meadow]

Heyy

[coarse ginkgo]

gm

[winter meadow]

Morning to you too

[coarse ginkgo]

@glacial valve you smell

[glacial valve]

get the mgu and shut up

[coarse ginkgo]

i will and i wont

remember that ur not getting the fs due to pissing me off

[coarse ginkgo]

The cock ring arrives only in a few days, so i wont even be able to fire it up today

and by cock ring i mean the immobiliser or however its spelled

[half compass]

idk man mine works fine without one

[half compass]

ohhhhh

[coarse ginkgo]

it looks like a cock ring

God, coffee without milk tastes so mid

[glacial valve]

Ur not getting can dump too bud

[coarse ginkgo]

not like i need it if i have a bdc and an mgu 😭

[glacial valve]

Yap

Is all I read

[coarse ginkgo]

cant wait for u to yap in my dms begging for the dump

[glacial valve]

Yap